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- Oh, you startled me! - It's no problem, you know, no!
It's not a problem, you know, the flowers are fresh.
I just received them. I was on vacation...
So you can buy them. If I make a bouquet for you.
Yes, just like this, feng shui, more shui.
I don't want to bother you,
just take a look and if you need anything, just tell me,
I'm here, I'll help you, you know.
What's this?
I don't know, maybe you can use it in a bouquet.
- It would be a shame to waste it. - Come on, really, don't be upset!
Seriously now! None is better than the other.
Sorry?
The man who gave it to you upset you, didn't he?
- Look how beautiful it is! - No one gave it to me, I got it myself.
Now I get it!
Yes, a blind date from an agency. Bravo!
Everyone with a rose in hand, to recognize each other and...
the jerk didn't show up.
How do you know? That's exactly what happened, but...
Well, I know because I've been here for 20 years,
this is my home, my heart is here.
So, I've seen it all. Look how beautiful it is!
Alright!
Look, I'll put it here, but don't be upset anymore, okay?
- Because you're gorgeous! - Thank you...
And everything passes, even life.
- Silvia, please, calm down! - Wait a minute.
- Good afternoon! - Roz!
I'm from an NGO for "Save the Rats"! Please sign if you can!
Roz, listen to me! Hey, stop!
What are you doing, passing right in front of me
and not even giving me a glance?
- What happened? - I'm on the phone!
With whom?
- With whom? - With Silvia.
Well, what happened? Put her on speaker!
Put her on speaker, I'm telling you!
People are watching! You're not right in the head!
Hey!
Hello, kisses!
What are you doing, Silvia, girl?
Listen, girl, I'm getting some cake and coming over to you,
right now, with her, okay?
We'll talk and I'll tell you how my vacation went.
Yes! Kisses, bye-bye!
- You're so rude! - Yes!
Let's go for cake!
But are you serious? You're the rude one!
Why didn't you tell me what happened with her?
Hey, Roz! Turn right, for the cake.
Oh my God, you're so worked up.
- Maybe she's not home? - She's not home.
- Silvia! - What's wrong with you?
Silvioara?
Silvia!
She's not home!
- So, where is she? - I don't know.
Get down on all fours.
No.
Get down on all fours, I'll climb on you, I'll jump over the fence into the yard!
You're going to end up with a screw in your hip.
Well, you know your words hurt me.
Okay... Who got straight A's in gym class through all of middle school?
You.
And who had a medical exemption from gym the whole time?
Me... but I can't have it all.
- So, come on, get down! - I'm not getting down on all fours.
Then clear the way.
- Come on, move aside! - Here you go!
Okay!
Help me, come on, help me!
The other leg! Help me!
- I'm fainting! - Cella!
Cella!
Is it hard for you to open your mouth?
You know she's high-strung!
She's going to have an apoplexy here!
Alright, now what do we do?
Cut the cake?
Silvioara... Silvioara, come on!
But why are you crying?
It's normal to be a mess, Silvia!
You're a widow.
It breaks my heart to think about Tavi. So I can only imagine how you feel.
But you shouldn't think like that.
You were lucky to have a good man.
You loved each other beautifully, didn't you?
How many women have that kind of luck?
Would you have preferred a jerk in your bed every night for 100 years?
- Come on! - Better to have an angel like Tavi.
Who now resides at the Bellu Cemetery.
Yes...
Let's cut the cake.
- Yes. - Come on.
- He cheated on me. - What?!
Tavi? No way, come on! Get out of here!
That's...
what I was just getting ready to do, when, guess what, I got visitors.
No! Don't do that!
Are you out of your mind? Did you think about us?
How could you do something like that? Don't do it!
- Did you think about Clara? - Yes.
- Yes? - Yes!
Yes, I thought about Clara. I left her a goodbye letter.
Oh, how lovely! You left her a little letter.
Girl, you're really starting to irritate me!
Listen, girl, either you get out of that bathtub right now,
or, I swear, we're getting in there with you
because I'm not standing by while you put on this show
right in front of me, okay?
Okay...
Cake.
Yes.
- Who did he cheat with? - Hey!
- What? - What are you doing?
- Are we really talking about this now? - Let her tell us.
Is this what we're discussing now?
It would've been proper for her to tell us if she wanted to,
not for us to dig...
Listen, if you don't find out who Tavi was having an affair with,
you're going to get jaundice by tonight, right?
What can I say?
With a fisherwoman.
With a what?
A fisherwoman.
You know how Tavi used to go fishing once every two weeks?
- So? - And there, he found his true love.
Yes.
They were in love for three years, planning to move in together.
They even built a shack out by the pond.
- By the pond? - They were going to move in together.
If he hadn't died.
How did you find out?
- He called me... - Tavi called you?
- Come on! - No, sorry!
- Her husband called me. - Really?
The man works with traffic lights.
Married to the fisherwoman for 30 years.
He called you? What did he want?
The man was crying on the phone. He was crying!
Because he's losing his fisherwoman.
The fisherwoman is determined to follow through with her plan.
And she's moving to the pond. To the shack.
The man was desperate.
He's losing her, losing the fisherwoman.
People are nuts.
Yes...
Then...
I took every pair of pants,
every shirt, every tie,
suit jacket, underwear, t-shirt, socks,
and I cut them up.
It took me five hours.
Because I cut them with nail scissors.
Look, my hands are full of blisters, just look.
Really? We should sell them online.
Let me understand.
So she goes fishing...
And then what?
She goes to the market and sells fish?
Yes.
Is that even a profession?
- No! - Yes, she sells fish!
No! The fisherwoman went fishing as a hobby.
- Like Tavi. - Twat!
You think?
- Well, yeah, isn't she? - No, she works at the Tax Office.
- A civil servant! - For the government.
For the government! Where? The Tax Office? Not the private sector.
- A government fisherwoman. - Who?
A government... fisherwoman.
I'm dying, I can't anymore!
This is so good!
Yes, honey!
This is the last time you bring me someone as ridiculous as this!
So, what did you get?
- Three months suspended. - Not bad.
Not bad? It's sensational!
Even you couldn't have done better, trust me.
Come on, you're pushing it now, you're pushing it.
No, repeat after me because I'm recording you:
I swear not to exploit the child anymore with petty cases and trivial nonsense.
Repeat it, didn't you hear me?
Come on, you're really pushing it now.
- But where are you now? - Radu, I'm at Silvia's, we're talking.
Fine, I'll let you gossip.
I just wanted to say: three months suspended.
I'm a genius. Kisses.
- Bye! - Bye!
Let me kiss you for being so punctual.
I could just eat you up.
Careful, you'll break it!
See? It can be done.
God, who did I get mixed up with?
Do you want to listen to some good music?
Your phone is ringing. It's an unknown number.
Answer it! Put it on speaker.
- Hello, yes? - Radu, is that you?
- Yes, who am I speaking to? - What do you mean, who? It's me.
- That's what I'm asking, who are you? - It's me, Clara.
Hey, girl, what's up? Are you back in the country?
- My mom didn't tell me anything. - Well, she doesn't know.
Don't tell her, I want to surprise her.
- So, where are you? - I'm on my way, layover in Vienna.
I'll be there tonight. How about going out?
Anywhere you want, we'll go.
The call dropped. Do you have signal?
Yes. Full bars.
Who is she?
Clara.
The daughter of my mom's best friend.
A lawyer in the States.
A good lawyer.
When we were kids, she was like my sister.
And after that?
She took off.
Why are you laughing?
So you were in love? She left, and she dumped you.
Only an idiot would tell you anything
because you'll believe whatever you want anyway.
Clara's sharp.
It's stuck, ouch! Alright, enough!
You got me out of the bathtub, you took my knife,
you took my spoons, my forks,
you ate my cakes, the hard part is over now,
I'm not going to depend on you for the rest of my life.
Come on, go.
I'm done too. Wait. But no!
Take them out tomorrow morning, you'll look stunning!
You'll be as pretty as a picture, okay?
No! Don't throw them away!
- Give me those things. - What are you going to do with them?
- I'll tie the flower bouquets with them. - Take them!
Thanks. I want to reinvent myself, you know?
I don't want to tie bouquets with ribbons.
It's over, stop.
Now I'll tie them with Tavi's undershirt,
with Tavi's tie, with Tavi's shirt, with Tavi's underwear.
Did I leave the flower shop unlocked?
Do you never lock it when you leave?
I left the flower shop, I saw Roz.
I followed her down the street.
Hey! I left the flower shop open!
I screwed up, seriously. I've got to go.
Wait! Why are you acting so crazy?
Wait, I'll come with you.
Wait! Cella!
Is there anything more beautiful?
They are beautiful, yes.
But don't you really want to talk about riding for a bit?
You've keep been carrying me here and never once got on a horse.
- Quick! - Hello.
Thank you! Quickly, please, we're in a hurry.
It's like God took my mind away.
I don't know, was it open or closed?
How would I know?
It was closed.
- You're a mess, that's what you are. - No, dear, it was open... or no, closed.
That's why they're so beautiful.
They're free.
They don't care at all what we think of them.
If they can, why can't I?
Can't what?
Be myself?
Not care what people say?
You.
You are the person who cares the least about what others think.
Do you know how many gay people don't even to admit it to themselves?
You are you and you're not ashamed of that.
Bullshit.
You're the bravest person I know.
Whenever something bad happens to me and I start to panic,
do you know who I think about?
You, you idiot.
To have the courage to be different in Romania?
That's something!
I don't know if I would have...
actually, I know, I definitely wouldn't have had it.
You would've handled it better than I did.
Okay, this conversation is getting weird.
I'm complimenting a gay guy and he's complimenting me.
This isn't right. Let's go for a beer.
I want to dress like a woman.
Like, with heels and dresses?
But?
You know there are plenty of women who wear pants and loose T-shirts.
Yes, frumpy women.
I want to look superb.
Like... Greta Garbo.
Sofia Loren.
So what's stopping you?
I'm afraid.
Afraid of what?
Would you go out with me dressed like that?
Man!
I'd go out with you even in a scuba diving suit.
That's why I love you.
And it would be ironic, given how sophisticated my outfits are.
Let me give you a kiss.
Now you feel like riding, don't you?
Wait!
- What is it? - It's different!
What a scare I got! Excuse me, I got really startled.
Don't make a sound! What are you doing here?
I stayed behind to watch the place,
I couldn't just leave and let everything here.
Oh, my! Now I remember! Yes, I remember.
The lady is...
The young lady, yes...
She came into my shop with a red rose and I saw you,
I told her, I'll be there in a few minutes,
and look, she stayed...
What, four hours?
Well, when you say it like that, it sounds a lot,
but when you left, you said I'll be right back.
I did.
And from one moment to the next, four hours passed.
Yes. Besides, I enjoyed it.
I tidied up a bit around here, chatted with them...
How nice! What do you think of this girl?
I think that when a bird is blind, God builds its nest.
- That's what I think. - Come on, seriously, what can I say!
- Come on, get down from there? - Yeah. I didn't even realize.
Hey, but this whole love thing,
shouldn't it bring out the best in a person?
I wouldn't know what to tell you.
When I fall in love, I can't think straight.
I know, I know.
A woman is like butter,
if you don't have bread, she's no good.
What about bread without butter?
Isn't it good?
But you know it takes time to land, to park, right?
- Who? - Who?
This girl, Clara, what did you say her name was?
I haven't seen anyone as clueless as you in my life.
- I know you like an open book, baby. - You know nothing about me.
Bravo!
Who are you?
I'm Sabina.
- I'm Rosana. - Nice to meet you.
The dizzy one is Cella. And she thanks you very much.
My pleasure.
Say it, come on, thank her.
- Oh, thank you so much! - You're very welcome.
So beautiful, I like it. Wait a minute.
No, please don't refuse me!
From the bottom of my heart, for you.
No!
I don't want to upset you. I can't take it.
Why not?
I stayed because...
I was supposed to be somewhere else anyway and...
It wasn't meant to be.
So I consider this a gift from the universe.
You're making me cry, honestly.
I have to go. It was a pleasure.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Tell me.
What's the deal with her?
No deal.
We went to high school together, teenage nonsense.
Her mom and my mom, good friends.
She and I had the same dream: to become lawyers.
Silvia, her mom, is a renowned architect.
But she wanted to become a lawyer, like my mother.
She has a special fondness for her.
Radu?
Speak of the devil.
I brought you something.
- Berti! How are you? - Good day, Auntie Radu's mom.
I brought a watermelon. Do you want to cut it?
Well, I sure will!
Will you go cut it? If you go, take these too.
Oh, dear!
- You made it. - I did, I didn't think I would.
But I have a complicated, urgent case.
I need to consult with Dad.
Is he in his room?
Yes, he's there. He was just yelling at us.
Come on!
Hey, Mom, don't you need help with the case?
Or is it too complicated for my experience?
It's complicated even for my experience.
Come on.
- Radu? - Yes, Mom?
You know you're good, right?
I know, Mom.
Berti!
You forgot the watermelon.
I put it in the fridge, we'll eat it later.
Dad?
So?
What do you mean?
She went to grandpa's to get help with a case.
Not Rosana. Clara.
- So? - So, nothing!
She left for the US. End of story.
So, when was the last time you saw her?
I have no idea... a few years ago.
Her parents go to the States more often than she comes here.
They used to, her dad passed away a month ago.
And she didn't come to the funeral?
She was off climbing some mountain in the Himalayas.
She has this obsession with climbing.
And she found out a few days after the funeral.
But you're really head over heels for this girl.
I don't care at all.
I'm just curious to see how she's doing.
- Curious? - That's all.
The early bird...
falls right into the catch.
His definitely off his rocker.
If you're single, you get whatever bird you want.
Mom might hear me.
Mom?!
What are you doing with that?
I...
I peeled some potatoes
and I thought I heard the door,
and I thought I heard the door.
You sensed I was coming and you were making me fries.
I have an emergency. I'll be back right away. Right away!
And three fried eggs on top.
- Runny yolk and firm whites. - Runny yolk and firm whites.
Look. Just look how good it is, exactly how you like it.
- Want some plum brandy? - Yeah.
This guy came in with a clutch for an old Renault.
- And I said... - What?
I said, man,
instead of repairing it, you'd be better off replacing it.
You brought some of that from Buzău I see.
He says his brother-in-law told him,
who has a garage in Canada,
told him the clutch is good and can be repaired.
Well, then go have your brother-in-law fix it, why are you bothering me...
- Go to Canada! - You said that?
Yeah, yeah... in my head.
My love.
Forgive me for leaving you all alone, my love.
How did that fool leave us like this and just go?
Alright!
Now let's make some fries.
Now we're making fries.
Mom, you know that since...
Dad left...
Yeah?
Something's been happening to me...
I don't even know how to say it.
What's happening to you?
I don't know.
But...
I feel like he's always with me.
But, like, really there.
I even feel embarrassed about doing certain things
because he's watching me.
Really?
What things do you do that make you embarrassed
because your dad is watching?
Like... peeing?
You don't want your dad to see you when you're peeing.
Right.
But I feel him...
always with me.
- Even now? - Even now.
Well, that's good.
I don't think one of his post-mortem ambitions
was to see me crying over him, mourning him here.
Right?
It's not.
- You're upset because he left. - No.
I understand.
But you'll have to forgive him, Mom.
That's what he felt.
He wanted to leave.
You see...
there's the rub.
He didn't leave, he croaked.
No! He had a heart attack,
and I don't think it was his choice.
So, I wouldn't say "he left",
I'd say more like, "he croaked".
- Mom! - Sorry!
He kicked the bucket.
What?
Sorry! He bit the dust?
Dad, don't mind her, she's upset too.
But do you see him all the time?
Yes. I told you he's always with me.
Even now, here?
- Yes. - Meaning... Where exactly?
Like, over there.
No.
Specifically, where is he?
- A little more to the right. - My right?
My right. A bit more to the right.
A little forward, to your left.
Wait a second.
There!
Perfect.
Here would be his head with his Roman profile.
The pose! Broad shoulders.
Dad.
A handsome man.
I hope I hit him in the balls.
Sorry! Eggs.
- Runny yolk... - And the whites?
Even runnier.
Tavi had a mistress.
He'd been with her for three years.
But don't we have any hot peppers?
There might be some in the fridge, let me get some.
You knew.
Yeah, but...
There's confidentiality, you know, like...
between mechanic... and client.
He came to you with her?
He came with her once...
to check the car's suspension.
She had this small, ugly Citroen.
Tavi brought his mistress to your shop?
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, it didn't come up? Now it has.
You know very well Silvia is like a sister to me.
Yes.
And you, why didn't you tell me?
If I had told you what would you have done?
- What would you have done? - You have a mistress too.
Cella! Darling...
I've been on my feet since 6 a.m., and I'm exhausted from work,
so I thought I'd come home, grab a beer,
and watch a bit of the game.
There's a match tonight.
But if you're mad at me, I'll just go to bed.
I'm not in the mood for drama right now.
Thanks for the meal.
- Yes? - Mrs. Baltasiu?
Yes, that's me. Who's calling?
It's Iancu. Ovidiu.
You represented me in court,
how long has it been, about five months...
regarding the two hotels that...
I know who you are, Mr. Iancu. Did something happen?
No, no. Everything's fine.
I was just wondering if maybe we could have lunch together or...
Dinner.
Why? Haven't they paid the damages?
Oh yes, they've paid two-thirds already.
The last installment is due soon.
It's just that, well, I'd really like to invite you to dinner.
If they've already paid,
what business do we have left, Mr. Iancu?
None! You did an extraordinary job.
Honestly, that's not why I called.
Would you accept an invitation to dinner, or, if that feels like too much...
Lunch...
Mr. Iancu, forgive me if I'm being presumptuous...
Are you...
Are you courting me, Mr. Iancu?
I'm not sure you can call it that.
It's just a first invitation, but yes, honestly,
I've been debating for five months whether to call or not.
But you know how it is?
In the end, a phone call has never killed anyone.
But why?
Why what?
Why would you call me?
Because...
You're stunning.
Who, Mr. Iancu? Me?
Yes, you.
I'm hanging up, Mr. Iancu.
My husband is calling me from the ship.
Hello, yes.
What are you doing, sleeping?
I was reading a book at this hour.
Of course, I'm sleeping. It's 2 a.m. and I have a trial tomorrow.
That would be a great excuse if I weren't a lawyer too.
Come on, put on your shoes and tell me where we're meeting.
WTF! Nothing's open at this hour.
There is! There is. I checked. I want us to get hammered.
What are you doing? You scared me.
Why are you calling so late?
I can't hear, I don't have a good connection.
What? You don't have a connection?
Not a great connection, but now, look, now I can see you.
You're beautiful!
Where are you?
I'm in the Caribbean Sea.
Somewhere near Turks and Caicos. Gorgeous islands.
Don't get lost out there.
No, and you know what? Next time, I'll take you with me.
I'm sure you'd love it.
What?
Tavi.
He had a mistress.
What did you say?
Are you deaf? Tavi.
Silvia's Tavi had a mistress for three years.
And what does that matter now, my love?
What does it matter now?
It matters!
Silvia...
She adored him.
And he was just a...
He was a jerk, that's what he was.
You don't seem too surprised.
Virgil, you knew?
What are we doing now?
Talking about dead people and their mistresses?
Don't we have something better to talk about, my dear?
You knew.
Did you guys talk about this between yourselves?
What did you tell him in exchange?
Come on, Virgil, just tell me!
Or were you waiting to die so I'd find out you had a wife in every port?
You know what, calm down and I'll call you tomorrow night.
And if you're not calm tomorrow night, I'll call you the night after.
Kisses.
Don't you dare hang up the phon...
Could you at least pretend to be a little enthusiastic to see me?
- You're just teasing, you know I'm happy. - I know.
Thanks a lot.
You didn't forget.
No.
Is it just me, or are you wearing the same shirt you were four years ago
when we last saw each other?
Wouldn't be surprised.
And if I'm not mistaken...
You haven't washed it since then either.
Under the robe, it's not visible.
And anyone who sees me without the robe, doesn't care about this rag.
If I'd known you'd become so picky, I would've worn a tux.
- Picky? Me? - Yes, you.
WTF, man, there's some kind of stain on your shirt.
And was it worth flying all those miles just to notice that?
Come here, you've got an eyelash.
Make a wish.
And now blow.
How's Silvia doing?
Mom?
- A little strange. - Why?
I don't think she can forgive Dad for leaving.
Yeah...
It's hard to forgive someone who leaves.
But you don't have a choice.
And in the end, you do forgive.
How did we use to do it, where...
We'd talk until morning?
This conversation is embarrassing, Radu.
But for that...
I'm going to get something stronger to drink.
This is just water.
- This girl is so cool! - Yeah, she really is.
- Would you want to? - What?
- Threesome? - Yeah.
Hello, yes.
No. I'm here.
I had to stop to pick up some evidence for the case.
Wait for me, I'll be there soon.
Damn it!
What time is it?
What are you doing here?
Piss off.
Wait, that's not what I meant, I just don't remember.
Clara, can you stop pretending?
Where's my shoe?
I don't know. Look under the bed.
Don't even think about it.
I have to get to the courthouse. My client's been waiting for 45 minutes.
- You're a lawyer, you should understand. - You're an idiot.
Well?
Fine!
There don't seem to be any delays,
and even if there are some hiccups at customs,
it's no problem.
We're not in a time crunch. God willing! The team moved well.
Yes, yes, surprisingly, I owe you big time.
You saved me.
I'll give a speech to thank you at the inauguration.
Alright, but let's not get ahead of ourselves...
- Can I help you? - No, thank you.
I can manage.
- Let's meet there first, and after that... - Can I drop you off somewhere?
No, thank you, I have my car. I parked a bit further down the road.
I just thought I'd take a short walk.
Alright, then. Have a good day. See you next week.
Goodbye.
What's wrong with you?
You'd better not explode!
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon. I'll be right with you.
- So, what would you like? - Those are... what do you call them?
- These? Alstroemeria. - Alstroemeria, yes, exactly.
Sorry. Take a look and let me know.
I'll be happy to help you in a moment.
Hey, you idiot, didn't I tell you not to call me ever again?
No, you idiot, I never told you I'm getting a divorce.
Never!
That was in your stupid head.
And my dumb head for taking you to the French Riviera
when you still had dirt under your nails.
Don't call me or my wife ever again, or I'll destroy you. Got it?
Now give me all the flowers. Give me all the flowers.
- All of them? - All of them. How much is it?
How much? I don't know, I don't know how much,
I usually count them one by one. I'll calculate.
- I'll be right with you. - I don't have time.
Here's 10,000 lei.
I'll leave you my address, my business card,
and if it costs more, call me.
What if it costs less, what should I do?
Yes, daddy's little girl?
What's up? Is mommy still crying?
Yes.
Okay.
They are all the same.
Silvioara, how are you, girl?
I'm alright, I mean not really, something's wrong.
There's a beeping sound, I don't know what it is.
I'm worried it's going to explode. Something might blow up.
What do you mean? Let's take a look.
Come see. I don't know what's wrong!
- Wait a minute! - Sorry.
Check this thing out.
If it's broken, I'm telling you, I'll scrap it.
This is a good car, nothing's going to break.
But what was happening? What did you hear?
There was this beeping sound.
Well, it's not beeping now.
But it was beeping.
It was beeping, but now it's not.
Let's check the engine...
Look at that!
...it purrs like it doesn't even have an engine.
It doesn't even have a steering wheel.
Let me press the accelerator.
There's nothing wrong, I swear.
Relax, there's nothing wrong.
It's fine.
Don't touch it!
This way, I get to see you a little.
It's fine.
Careful.
No, Mitu, I'm telling you, it was beeping!
When I say it was beeping, it was beeping.
- t's beeping! - What?
What...
You left door open.
- I closed it. - Not that one! The one on the right.
So you've been driving around with the door open?
- Me? - That's what was beeping!
I never drive with the door open.
Then who opened it? You closed it, you opened it.
You opened it, you closed it, then you opened it again.
Fine, I'll come over this weekend and take a look.
- Let's see if you... - You are screwed now!
You damaged it.
There's nothing wrong with the car.
When did you last change the oil? Do you remember?
I don't remember.
- Did anyone do it for you? - It broke down on me...
It's out of oil... just look, it's completely dry...
I think you've got something here.
And here.
Look, here too.
At desk five, please.
Are you on break?
Go ahead.
I don't want to bother you if you're on break.
You don't want to bother me, but you won't go to my colleagues either.
So, are you on break or not?
No, ma'am, I'm not on break. What do you want from me?
Tell me what you need and stop interrogating me!
Yes, I'd like to know my husband's financial situation.
He passed away. A month ago.
I need his name and address from his ID.
And the death certificate.
Tavi.
Tell me already, ma'am,
I don't have all day to serve you personally.
His name, address from the ID, and the deceased's death certificate.
Do you have them?
No.
Then I can't help you.
That's the law.
OK. OK, tell them that such a thing it's not possible.
He had an settlement and if they ignore it...
I'll call you back in five minutes, Rachel.
- Yes, what do you want? - Let's go out tonight.
Unfortunately, I think my schedule is full tonight.
Oh, come on, you don't have any plans.
Alright, you got me, I don't,
but I want to spend time with my mom.
I just spoke to my mom,
and she's going out with your mom and Cella, so you're free.
So?
So I'll take your silence as a yes.
I'll send you the location.
And if I don't come?
If you don't come, oh, well.
I'll just sit and wait for you like a fool.
It's what I've been doing since you left, so it won't be anything new.
Okay...
- Come on. - Wait, let me lock up! Don't rush me.
You know the story.
Okay...
- Did she insist? - Yes, she did.
- And where are we going? - I don't know, she didn't say.
- A surprise? - I don't know, she didn't say.
Maybe she'll show up in the UFO?
We're... I don't know, she didn't say.
- We're going with her, period. - Okay!
She came with the UFO!
Where are we going?
Hey, where are we going?
I don't know! Let's have fun.
Girls!
Okay? Okay!
Baby!
I don't believe it.
What are you doing here?
Don't "baby" me so much, the girls are laughing at us.
- Okay. - Hello.
Someone's shy again.
Don't make me kiss you, if you're going to be like that.
- I'm leaving. - Wait!
It's obvious you're straight.
What's up?
- Are we going to see the horses? - Yeah.
I can't go a day without smelling manure.
Berti!
What?
I want you to cut my hair.
I don't believe it!
Man, you're way too stressed.
Of course, I'll cut your hair.
Stop with the drama.
I'll make you look like Leo DiCaprio.
But first, we'll get rid of this '97 hipster beard.
Trust me.
You nailed it.
- It seems that... - Oh, Mitu...
Who is it?
Virgil.
Unbelievable!
Girls, listen to me.
They help each other even in the afterlife.
Yeah.
Male solidarity, right? Eternal remembrance!
Hold on!
In the absurdity of this story,
I can't help but think about...
- About what? - About?
- What are you thinking about? - A round of sex.
Wow, amazing!
The fisherwoman, Tavi. Tavi, the fisherwoman. In bed. Wait!
The mind is perverse. I see him, I see Tavi.
Ripping the clothes off the fisherwoman, grabbing her,
pinning her against a wall and...
The fisherwoman...
Yeah, but then I remember:
herniated disc, Tavi with a herniated disc,
Tavi with spondylosis, flat feet.
I take them off the walls, put them in bed.
Now we have a situation.
In Tavi's case...
What?
How should I say it...
You know that little carrot you leave it in the fridge for a week,
and when you take it out...
But what do you think?
That Mitu's carrot is fresh out of the garden?
I know that little carrot.
What else can I say?
I only see Virgil once every six months.
And how's the carrot?
I don't know what to say, girls.
I get scared sometimes.
I don't even recognize the vegetable, so to speak.
Maybe it's turned into an eggplant.
Cheers!
Here?
Listen...
Isn't that the girl who watched your flowers?
- Where? - Look!
Yeah, that's her.
- Look at her, such a beautiful girl. - Very pretty.
How the heck is she with that guy? How?
Why?
Out of fear. Yeah, we're afraid of being alone.
Look at this beauty. Look!
That fisherwoman, turning men around her finger,
and this beauty stays with...
Oh God, how stupid I've been...
If I hadn't spent my whole life believing that Tavi was my happiness...
How can you live so recklessly?
How can my life, my balance,
depend on what someone else says, does, believes, or thinks?
No! What a lovely couple you are, how well you fit together,
how you complement each other...
Nonsense, the biggest crap, the biggest stupidity, the biggest lie.
What can you even say to a couple...
as if they were just two unfinished people,
two incomplete beings coming together
just hoping to make one whole person.
I played it wrong.
Everything I had.
Everything I had, I put it on one card.
One color.
And I lost it all.
Everything.
Everything. I have nothing left. Nothing.
Girls, are we going to the disco?
It's called a club now. That's the name, club.
Alright then. Let's go to the club.
- To the club. - To the club.
Why don't you come with us instead of staying with him?
I'm with Cella and a friend; we're going to the club.
The lady from the flower shop and...
I thought I recognized those eyes.
Come on, are you coming?
Can't you see you're bothering us?
Who's this crazy woman?
I'm saying you should come.
You can't even sleep with him because his bald head shines at night.
Who's this crazy woman?
I don't like that you have friends like her.
The agency said: Lonely, serious, homemaker.
Do you know what it said on your profile?
Well-mannered, intelligent, and handsome.
Right.
No.
- A gin and tonic, please. - Tonic coming up.
Okay, bye.
Radu?
You've disguised yourself as a cool guy.
When I have a date with superficial women,
for whom image is everything,
I adapt.
I don't see any superficial women around here.
I'm very relaxed. I even have a stain on my shirt.
You're wicked.
So wicked.
How come we're always out of sync?
Should I drop the cliché about opposites attracting?
- What are we drinking to? - To anything.
Over here, on the right, we have the Trevi Fountain.
No!
Let's throw at least one coin in.
- Come on, follow me. - Okay.
One moment!
Girls, hey, what does this say?
Maraboo.
I'm telling you, if I ever get married again,
no matter how many times,
I'll do it at Maraboo.
Nowhere else. Good evening!
- Any tables available? - There are! Please, come in.
Okay, come on, everybody!
- And the judge... - Yes.
...of course, didn't believe those falsified pieces of evidence,
so I said, this is my moment.
If I miss this chance, I'll never get another one as good.
And?
- And I didn't miss it. - Bravo!
You're not falling in love with me now, are you?
That would be bad timing.
Your phone's ringing.
I have to take this.
Two minutes.
Yes.
Don't you think this girl is the continuation of something?
This girl.
What about her?
It feels like we've known each other for a long time
and now something that started before is just continuing.
- It's taken. - By whom?
A shot of tequila, please.
By my wife.
Berti?
Do a spin.
You look gorgeous, you idiot.
And you look gorgeous, you fool.
Do you like it? Styled up.
New suit.
You look great, I swear.
- No way! - Am I interrupting?
No! Of course not.
This is Berti. My hairstylist. I've told you about him.
My best friend.
He confused you.
- Berti. - Clara.
I adore him. I adore her.
Yeah, that's why I got all dressed up, to make the two of you hit it off.
You adore each other so much!
But you didn't tell me he dresses like that.
Well, he doesn't usually dress like this.
This is the first time, but look at the hit he is.
I adore him.
Then why are you dressed like a slob?
What's with that rag on you?
You can imagine how embarrassed I was when I saw her like that.
A stain on a man's shirt can even be sexy,
but on a woman...
It ruins her reputation.
No! No violence.
You know, in the States...
I'm going to powder my nose.
Your nose is perfect as it is.
There's no room for talking here.
Here, there's room for dancing.
That's it!
Are you trans?
Is it weird that I'm asking?
No.
And I'm not trans.
I'm a gay man who dreams of being a cabaret singer.
Wow! I'd pay to see that.
Even Radu didn't recognize me in the first few seconds
when I sat next to him.
Well?
You really do look like a woman.
And a very attractive one.
Ah, baby!
I sat in your seat, and he told me it was taken.
Yeah. What else could he say?
I asked him, by whom?
He said, by my wife.
He loves you.
You know that, right?
Is it weird that I'm asking?
Do you love him?
More than anyone.
Since we were kids.
That's great.
That's really great, girl!
Only...
Help!
A little bit.
Last night, when you slept at my place?
Yeah.
Did we have sex?
What do you think?
I swear I don't remember anything, I was wasted, total blackout.
And?
We did.
And?
Did we enjoy it?
No.
We didn't enjoy it.
Give me another one. Double.
Even though I love you.
Even though you love me.
I'm gay, Radu.
That's the lamest excuse you could possibly give.
Radu.
Clara.
I'm gay.
And why the hell didn't you tell me?
I love you like crazy for so many years.
I don't know.
I've always thought that if I could be anyone else but myself,
you'd be the person beside whom I'd make it happen.
Wait.
Forgive me, if you can.
- Clara, come on, let's dance. Come on! - No!
Let me dream That I'm in a fairytale
Blank pages That only I write
You'll paint my soul The one that always smiles
Finally I'm on my own path
I'll take a leap and try to fly To get far away
To be more, to be how I want To be truly myself
I'll turn the music louder And dance until dawn
I have one life, and now I know who I am
And from now on
I want to hear that everything is possible
From now on, I want to be Who I truly am
And I will succeed In doing what my heart tells me
Now is my moment
If I could sing a song
That tells all that I feel
If I could find a rhyme
As of now, I won't lie to myself anymore
If I could write a story
Where we're all the same
It's me and the music
And music is my life.
If I could sing a song
That tells all that I feel
If I could find a rhyme
As of now, I won't lie to myself anymore
If I could write a story
Where we're all the same
It's me and the music
And music is my life.
Who's this girl?
A flower.
Tavi's child.
From another woman.
Are you okay, mom?
Radu, thank you for talking to the doctor.
Of course, Uncle Mitu, anything for Aunt Cella.
Well, you basically grew up in our house, kid.
You were this small.
This small he was.
But who is this girl?
How should I know, Uncle Mitu?
She must be from the crazy ladies gang.
Well said.
But if I touch it, will Cella be cold?
No, man, I mean the metal rods. What were you thinking?
It's open, come in, Mitu, come in.
Good evening! It's the delivery guy, don't be alarmed.
I have a package for you.
- For me? - For you. Please, sign here.
- For me, right? - Yes, for you, ma'am.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Are you sure it's for me? - Yes, it's definitely for you.
Good evening, ma'am.
Thank you.
Oh my God. What is this?
Cella?
What are those?
The delivery guy, look, I received a bouquet of flowers,
but I didn't order it, so you know.
Cella, by the time you figure it out, romance will be dead.
- I didn't order it. - It's from me to you.
What?
From me to you.
Cella. Mitu.
Oh, no. I'm fainting! What did you do? Tell me straight, what did you do?
- Forty! - What?
- Years. - What?
Of marriage!
From me to you.
Today?
Mitu!
Cella!
My love! How did you not forget?
- Darling! My life! You are... - The phone is ringing.
You are my soul.
Answer like you usually do, come on, answer.
You have no sense of romance in you.
"You left the flower shop open. Again."
Surprise!
- Like the Americans do it! - We did what we could.
Unbelievable!
You tricked me!
When did you arrive, Virgil?
Thank you so much.
I thought I was going to die!
Yes, thank you! You all knew!
I will kill you!
What a surprise!
It would have been beautiful if Tavi were with us, but...
- We're all here. - No. Look at that!
Little Radu!
What Little Radu? It's Big Radu! He's grown so much.
He used to be so little, so little. Running under the tables.
Good evening!
Big Radu with a Little Radu on the way.
How nice! I'm so happy! What an evening!
So, we're all here.
- Hey! - Father-in-law!
- Dad came out of the house! - He's with the boys, let him be!
Drinking without me? You scoundrels!
Mr. Mihalache, I've invited you dozens of times
to come here and celebrate with us.
A birthday, a carnival, something.
And you've never come down from your room.
Listen, kid, you don't get off at just any stop.
You get off at more important stations.
Careful!
Do you know when I'll get off?
I'll get off at his wedding over there.
Bravo!
- Enough! I'm done! - God bless!
I can't see that far without my glasses.
Come here!
Tell me who it is, I don't have my glasses on.
Clara. Clara with her girlfriend.
- Come here, baby. - Yes, baby.
- Hi, guys! - Kisses to you all.
Kisses from mom!
- Bye! - Bye!
I love you!
I love you.
I love you too!
My life!
And one is for me.
Yes. Sorry.
Attention!
I love you, just so you know.
Applause.
- Damn it, nothing is open... - To hell!
My mother doesn't let me to talk about the one with horns.
We're closing the window and we're off!
And we're off.
- All. - All of them?
All the roses, all that's not in the buckets.
She doesn't like flower pots...
- I messed up! Damn it! - Don't worry!
It was great!
- It was great! - You said not to say stop until...
I think the local team scored a goal.