1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,290 Someone once said, 4 00:01:23,324 --> 00:01:26,258 "Time is what we want most, 5 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:29,089 but what we use the worst." 6 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,541 Maybe I'm misquoting, but it was something like that. 7 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:40,410 Isaac, what are you doing up there? 8 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:46,209 I don't know. 9 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:51,352 Well, when you're done come down, 10 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,562 we've got work to do. 11 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,078 This is supposed to be my vacation. 12 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:36,259 We have an hour till the lift shows up. 13 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:40,746 Can I even while you, you know? 14 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:46,856 Let me ask you a question. 15 00:02:49,307 --> 00:02:50,100 What? 16 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:55,520 What happened to that crazy hillbilly 17 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:58,212 with a guitar that I fell in love with? 18 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:01,388 The one that used to always make me laugh? 19 00:03:01,422 --> 00:03:02,941 I wasn't no hillbilly. 20 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,357 You wasn't no- 21 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:07,566 - Shut up. - Hillbilly. 22 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:10,190 Shut up. I can still make you laugh. 23 00:03:11,674 --> 00:03:12,951 It's not really funny 24 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,056 when I'm always in the middle of the joke. 25 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:18,681 Isn't that what they warn you about, marrying funny guys? 26 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:20,338 They're great until they start using you 27 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:21,960 for their comedic material. 28 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:25,653 I should've listened, shouldn't I? 29 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:28,069 Hm, I don't know, maybe. 30 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:29,899 Hm, kidding, Isaac. 31 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,318 I can still make you laugh. 32 00:03:35,353 --> 00:03:36,216 No, that's ticklish, stop! Stop! 33 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:42,152 ♪ In a Christmas kind of way ♪ 34 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:45,984 ♪ You can feel that winter glow ♪ 35 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,676 Not gonna be much of a white Christmas this year. 36 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:50,230 Hardly any snow on the ground. 37 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:55,373 This whole area looks different. 38 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:57,133 Look at all these new subdivisions. 39 00:03:58,755 --> 00:04:01,620 ♪ There's a wind out in the chill ♪ 40 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:02,552 What is it? 41 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,937 Hmm. There's cheese in this burrito. 42 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,733 Well, should I ask him to turn around and go back? 43 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,044 No, it's fine. 44 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:13,253 We'll just wait till we get to your dad's house 45 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,392 and we'll ask if he has a granola bar. 46 00:04:14,426 --> 00:04:15,772 I'm sure he has something. 47 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:20,294 I don't think I've seen him eat a granola bar ever 48 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:21,433 in my entire life. 49 00:04:22,676 --> 00:04:24,540 The man keeps chickens. 50 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:28,129 Ipso facto, he eats eggs for breakfast, 51 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:30,994 probably with some cheese sprinkled on top. 52 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,720 A couple of strips of bacon. 53 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:34,170 He's gonna get cancer. 54 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,071 ♪ Showering houses with care ♪ 55 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:41,350 ♪ Santa's reindeer is there ♪ 56 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:43,697 Hey, could you do me a favor? 57 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,181 What? 58 00:04:45,215 --> 00:04:47,666 Could you not mention the vegan thing? 59 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:50,635 He doesn't know? 60 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:54,294 I do not wanna have that conversation with him. 61 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,950 How are we supposed to eat in front of your father 62 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:57,297 without him knowing? 63 00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:06,685 I'm gonna have clients up my ass next week 64 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,031 because I wasn't in my office. 65 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:08,998 Can't it wait? 66 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,314 Geez, I dragged you out here, 67 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,144 this is what you wanted to do. 68 00:05:17,178 --> 00:05:19,008 Do you like that nice house we live in? 69 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,459 God, who shit in your cereal this morning? 70 00:05:24,289 --> 00:05:27,844 Maybe shouldn't even be eating anyways because. 71 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:28,880 Hey, you wanna hear a joke? 72 00:05:28,914 --> 00:05:29,950 - No. - You gonna like it. 73 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,297 - No. - A vegan, an atheist, 74 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,989 and a CrossFitter walked into a bar. 75 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,750 And I only know that because they told everyone 76 00:05:36,784 --> 00:05:38,855 as soon as they introduced themselves. 77 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:42,272 ♪ Christmas kind of way ♪ 78 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:45,828 I'm not playing this game with you. 79 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,347 ♪ Kind of way ♪ 80 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,556 I didn't have cereal this morning 81 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:53,111 because you wanted to get a $15 vegan burrito. 82 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:57,322 You called and he answered. 83 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,772 Of course he answered. 84 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:00,808 He has a home phone and no caller ID. 85 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:02,189 Well, he didn't hang up. 86 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:08,402 ♪ All the perks of magic snow ♪ 87 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:12,820 Look, my sister 88 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,132 didn't talk to my mom- 89 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,376 - I get your point. - For like six years. 90 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,308 I've heard the story. 91 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:20,828 And you're right, 92 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,623 he didn't hang up 93 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,593 - and now we're here. - I know. 94 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:27,490 I'm just saying 95 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:31,805 this is the right thing to do. 96 00:06:37,776 --> 00:06:40,089 Don't you love your father? 97 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,070 ♪ Oh, leather scent ♪ 98 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:02,283 ♪ From dreamers now absent ♪ 99 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:07,012 ♪ Small tidings seem so large ♪ 100 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:10,844 ♪ In a Christmas kind of way ♪ 101 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:20,888 Where are the horses? 102 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,202 Don't know. 103 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,920 Hi! 104 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:54,853 Oh, good to see you. 105 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,859 Didn't gotta knock, you know? 106 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:02,689 Well, I don't have a key. 107 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,105 I don't lock the doors. 108 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:06,727 Been here 30 years. 109 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:09,523 Who's ever tried to break into this house? 110 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:12,630 I don't even think that sliding door there even can lock. 111 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,424 You guys grabbed some food? 112 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:15,909 Yeah, that's for us. 113 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:23,364 What's that? 114 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,814 Some, uh, breakfast burritos 115 00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:27,334 from some hipster joint Tania found on Yelp. 116 00:08:27,368 --> 00:08:28,404 Oh, well, I was about ready to go out 117 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:31,407 and get some eggs, but that'll do. 118 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,036 You ain't eating? 119 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:45,525 My stomach is feeling a bit upset. 120 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,216 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie. 121 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,150 I got Tums and Pepto in the medicine cabinet. 122 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,876 Uh, I, I'm okay. 123 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,118 No, no, I insist. 124 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:55,224 Can't have you suffering all day. Hold on. 125 00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:59,987 Just eat the burrito, it'll make everything easier. 126 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:02,265 No, I'm gonna order my own lunch, 127 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,751 because every time you order something it goes wrong. 128 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,857 - Every time? - Every time. It's just- 129 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:11,102 Well, it looks like I'm outta the pills, actually. 130 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,451 I've had some problems, but always had a cast-iron stomach. 131 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:17,902 No longer though. 132 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:27,946 Mm. 133 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,398 Mm. Here we go. 134 00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:33,296 Oh! Thanks, Abe. 135 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:34,228 Yeah. 136 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:42,754 - Mm. - Mm! 137 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:43,652 There you go. 138 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:47,552 So, uh, what time was your flight this morning? 139 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,106 We actually flew in yesterday afternoon. 140 00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:54,386 Oh, yeah, I, I got up around 6:00 141 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:57,320 and cleaned the place up a little bit. 142 00:09:57,355 --> 00:09:58,770 Anticipation y'all was arriving. 143 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,703 You didn't have to do that, Dad, you got a bad back. 144 00:10:00,738 --> 00:10:02,498 I can push the vacuum just fine. 145 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:04,258 Besides, I had needed to get the spare room ready, 146 00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:05,328 and all that stuff. 147 00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:06,467 We were actually planning on- 148 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:08,780 We got another Airbnb for tonight. 149 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:12,784 No, absolutely not. That is an incredible waste of money. 150 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:14,372 We didn't wanna be a burden. 151 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,546 - Not a burden. - Dad. 152 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,065 Cancel the reservation. 153 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,033 We don't want you to have to worry about us. 154 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,829 Cancel the reservation. You're not burdening anybody. 155 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:29,076 Fine. 156 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,666 I'll go call 'em right now. 157 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:37,637 Okay. Wanna go help me feed the chickens, sweetie? 158 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,398 You should really lock your doors. 159 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,400 You know, you big-city people, 160 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,058 you can't solve any of your problems, 161 00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:47,336 so people think they can break into your place 162 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:49,303 and steal all your stuff. 163 00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:53,480 I heard in LA that you can steal up to $900 a day 164 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:57,208 with absolutely no legal repercussions. 165 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,036 Is that true? 166 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,901 People get robbed at Christmas 167 00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,144 more than any other time of the year. 168 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:03,628 Did you know that? 169 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,873 Well, did you know that a lock 170 00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:09,634 don't keep anybody out if they really want to get in. 171 00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:11,809 You know what does? 172 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,122 What? 173 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:19,230 Bullets. I got plenty of them. 174 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,132 They ain't gonna bite, you know? 175 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,997 I'm not scared of chickens, Abe. 176 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,379 You just looked hesitant, is all. 177 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:37,869 I did used to have a, a rooster, he'd slash at ya. 178 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:38,974 Nasty little pecker. 179 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:43,323 But he got me one too many times, 180 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:46,671 so I went and chopped off his head. 181 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,121 Really? 182 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,261 Yeah, and didn't even taste any good. 183 00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:51,918 All sorts of chewy, you know? 184 00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:54,714 Why don't you just let 'em out? 185 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,439 Let 'em run around, eat some of the bugs? 186 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:57,578 Well, I used to 187 00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:02,066 unti- 'til they started getting a taste 188 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,516 of old Dale's strawberries. 189 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,829 He was not happy about that. 190 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,762 Well, why don't you just put in a better fence? 191 00:12:08,797 --> 00:12:12,352 Oh, you got any idea how much fence costs nowadays? 192 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,389 Can't afford to be putting up a new fence, 193 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:18,392 just so some silly chickens go around, free-ranging it. 194 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:19,704 I got a whole acre here. 195 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,224 Well, we can help you with that. 196 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,673 I don't want that kinda help. 197 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:27,643 - See any more? - What? 198 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,025 Eggs. 199 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,061 Uh, sorry, I got distracted. 200 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:35,133 I was just admiring the chicken coop. 201 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,586 Isaac actually helped me build it. 202 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,277 Nicest chicken coop I ever seen. 203 00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:44,039 Better than my damn house. 204 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,629 Be careful now, it doesn't hold a full bag. 205 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:51,356 There. That, that's good, that's good. 206 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,738 Fair trade. 207 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:57,259 Mm. 208 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,575 They're so adorable. 209 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,543 Delicious too. 210 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,097 We'll have to slaughter one for you while you here 211 00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:09,685 - so you can try it out. - No! 212 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,932 No, I don't want you to do that 213 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:18,970 because they're so cute. 214 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,593 I couldn't, I, I mean, I couldn't bear to eat them, they're- 215 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:23,768 You know, food's gotta get to your table somehow. 216 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,806 I just would prefer that you didn't kill 217 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,808 any of the chickens while we are here. 218 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:30,982 Suit yourself. 219 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,261 Hey, if it was, uh, summertime 220 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,332 and the garden was going, would it be okay 221 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,852 if I snuck out there and killed you some lettuce? 222 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,375 You know what I seen on YouTube the other day? 223 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,377 I seen where scientists are learning 224 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,551 about the ability of plants to, 225 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:51,071 to feel things and remember things. 226 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:51,969 There we are. 227 00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,873 Like a tree. 228 00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:02,531 How's a tree know to grow its root around a rock? 229 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:10,090 That every time there's a drop. 230 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,610 So scientists started dropping it over- 231 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,204 Season up. It had learned the drop was safe. 232 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,931 He's gonna talk her ear off all day. 233 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,747 Oh, and, and the smell of freshly cut grass, 234 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,301 you know what that is? 235 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:51,649 That's the grass telling others that it's in trouble. 236 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:54,721 Yeah, every time while you're out there, 237 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:56,136 think about that now. 238 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,147 Wait! 239 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,807 Aren't you gonna wash your hands? 240 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:14,983 There's chicken poop out there. 241 00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:15,915 Tania! 242 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:33,898 I'm sorry, sweetie. 243 00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:37,315 Been a while since a woman been in the house. 244 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:40,836 Forgot my manners. 245 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,289 Abe, do you have a pen and paper? 246 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,221 I was gonna 247 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:47,739 - start a list. - Yeah. 248 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,087 Yeah. A thing to grab, hang on. 249 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,467 Okay, so "fix the pipe," 250 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,055 is at the top of the list. 251 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,332 Is there anything else? 252 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,540 I was thinking about that pile of stuff 253 00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:57,232 I have stored in the garage. 254 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,061 This would've been a great opportunity to move it outta here 255 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,374 if we had thought ahead and rented a truck. 256 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:03,169 There's probably some kind of nest now. 257 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:05,654 We got a big mouse problem out there in the garage. 258 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:08,588 Neighbor's cat's been slacking off, so there's that. 259 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,107 Do you have any Christmas decorations? 260 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,972 Yeah, yeah. They're gonna be out there in the garage. 261 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,772 Yeah, his momma used to do all that stuff. 262 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,855 You're grayer than you used to be. 263 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,547 Yeah, well, so are you. 264 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:37,479 Okay. 265 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:41,655 So, 266 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,075 whose idea was this? 267 00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:50,043 Coming out here? Both of us. 268 00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:56,118 So you would come up to help me after my surgery, 269 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,742 but you wouldn't come up for your mom's funeral. 270 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,090 I was stuck in China, Dad. 271 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,853 Yeah, I know. 272 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,998 Yeah, I started noticing the pressure go down 273 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,862 when I's out watering the chickens. 274 00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:20,729 You're gonna make me crawl into the house, aren't you? 275 00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,558 Yeah, first we gotta find the leak. 276 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,768 Where's the pipe at? 277 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,013 That's a good question. 278 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,052 Somewhere around here. 279 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:40,542 This has gotta be the worst time of year to dig a hole. 280 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:42,371 That it is. 281 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,514 You gonna dig in them clothes? 282 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:04,635 Here you go! 283 00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:12,367 Oh, and uh, I got you a hoodie. 284 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,301 I think you're gonna like it. 285 00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:20,202 They made a hoodie version? 286 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,310 Why do you have that? 287 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,345 They had 'em at the caucus. 288 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,312 I wanted a hoodie. 289 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,591 I can't wear this. 290 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,214 Yeah, that's all I can spare for yard work. 291 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,767 Are you serious? 292 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:36,287 What, you afraid one of your LA friends gonna see you? 293 00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:37,771 Why? 294 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,778 What the hell is that? 295 00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,125 - What is what? - Turn around! 296 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,816 - No. - Isaac! 297 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:56,273 No. Ruining a perfectly good piece of clothing. 298 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,895 Now it's made for working in. 299 00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,141 Now you gotta clean that brush. 300 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,177 Isn't it kinda cold, 301 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,110 all that wet paint all over your clothes? 302 00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,218 You know, you could have just worn it inside out. 303 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,187 At least you know how to treat that paintbrush 304 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,016 better than you treat your clothes. 305 00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:19,710 Of course you probably don't even remember 306 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,057 what it's like having to actually pay for clothes. 307 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:23,162 What are you talking about? We pay for clothes. 308 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,233 Yeah, when you make $200,000 a year 309 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,787 buying clothes probably feels like, I don't know, 310 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:30,583 buying food off the dollar menu. 311 00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,240 I make more than that. 312 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:35,381 200,000? That's barely middle class in LA. 313 00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:37,106 Oh, you giving me a heart attack. 314 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,418 I know, gave me a heart attack 315 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,455 when I first moved out there. 316 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:43,078 House like this would be worth a couple million. 317 00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,010 Hm. 318 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,427 You know, I think, uh, 319 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:49,671 shoveling some dirt's gonna do you good. 320 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:54,538 Hey, MAGA boys! Want some water? 321 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:55,780 Yeah! 322 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:56,781 Well, I'm good. 323 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,127 I'ma go inside and get a soda. 324 00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,715 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 325 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,373 I got one waiting for me in the fridge. 326 00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:05,065 Beside, the doc said I need to walk more anyway, so. 327 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,793 Looks like we might stay together after all. 328 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,658 Hey, Dad, you got any gloves? 329 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:16,491 Why, your sissy little hands can't take a shovel? 330 00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,426 He is having fun. See? 331 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,326 This is going well. 332 00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,707 Too well. 333 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:28,675 I know my father, he tortures people 334 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,263 through the guise of humor. 335 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:31,920 Sounds like someone else I know. 336 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,579 Don't forget why we're here. 337 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,615 I'm not. I promise. 338 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:40,963 But we should have stopped at the hardware store 339 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,863 for some decent gloves and a decent shovel. 340 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,348 Look at this piece of shit. 341 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:48,833 Quit stalling. 342 00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:53,355 Isn't there something you should be cleaning right now? 343 00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,328 Today we have a very special episode 344 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:01,501 lined up for you. 345 00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:03,400 We have the privilege of sitting down 346 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:05,333 with a remarkable and inspiring- 347 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:10,096 a renowned yoga teacher, wellness advocate, 348 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,823 and a true embodiment of clean living. 349 00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,973 With students from all walks of life. 350 00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:40,057 There's no recycling. Really? 351 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:45,856 Shit! 352 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:06,601 Like my entertainment? 353 00:22:06,635 --> 00:22:09,397 Hired him myself off a, off a, a Greg's list. 354 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:11,260 Yeah, he ain't bad. 355 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:14,609 He'd be pretty handsome if you clean him up a bit. 356 00:22:14,643 --> 00:22:16,335 You couldn't afford to hire me. 357 00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:19,579 Abe, what do you plan to do with the mice? 358 00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,582 I was planning on killing 'em. 359 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,827 What if we move them? 360 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:28,968 Move 'em? 361 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:31,108 Yeah, they make these little humane traps 362 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,972 where you can capture the mice 363 00:22:33,006 --> 00:22:35,595 and then you just release them away from the house. 364 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:38,909 So they can go do damage at somebody else's property? 365 00:22:38,943 --> 00:22:41,981 What if you just let me release them in the woods? 366 00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:43,741 You know, I, I saw some trees over there. 367 00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:45,225 - You could- - Look, yeah, 368 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,226 I can understand that you don't want me 369 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:47,400 to kill a chicken, sweetie, 370 00:22:47,435 --> 00:22:50,990 but these are mice. 371 00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:53,026 An invasive species of mice even. 372 00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:55,063 An invasive species of mice? 373 00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:57,859 Will you please just let me 374 00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:02,311 deal with them humanely? 375 00:23:03,312 --> 00:23:04,969 I'm not stopping you. 376 00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:05,901 Isaac? 377 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:10,112 Are you asking me? 378 00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,976 You've already made up your mind. 379 00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:18,776 Hey, will those traps keep 'em from biting you? 380 00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:21,503 I tried catching one with a cup last year. 381 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:24,195 Little shit damn near bit my finger off. 382 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:25,334 Hey, what's up, guys? 383 00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:26,266 Over the past couple years I've made 384 00:23:26,301 --> 00:23:28,061 a couple of DIY mouse traps. 385 00:23:28,096 --> 00:23:29,477 They're all super cool. They're earth-friendly. 386 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,271 And the one super awesome thing about 'em, 387 00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,101 is that they're all capture and release. 388 00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:36,518 So if you wanna pick any one of 'em. 389 00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:10,310 Yeah, I'm not seeing it. 390 00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:15,074 Yeah, looks like you need another six inches or so. 391 00:24:15,108 --> 00:24:16,075 About another shovel's head. 392 00:24:16,109 --> 00:24:17,766 The soil's impossible to dig. 393 00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,112 It's all stones on top, 394 00:24:19,147 --> 00:24:21,045 and then get through that and it's all sand. 395 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,461 Can't fill up the shovel. 396 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,946 Well, I know I put the damn pipe in there myself. 397 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,809 What happened? 398 00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:27,258 Do mice have rabies? 399 00:24:29,985 --> 00:24:33,023 I- I take it they didn't take too kindly to your advances. 400 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:34,265 Do you have any sort of, 401 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:39,132 uh, uh, mouse stuff? 402 00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:44,379 Mice stuff? What, like poison? 403 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,866 Now what do you want with poison? That's not very humane. 404 00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:50,316 Suddenly you get bit 405 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:53,768 and you wanna go all weapons-of-mouse destruction. 406 00:24:53,802 --> 00:24:55,183 But I tell you I got bit, 407 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:56,529 it's like, "Ooh, let's just put 'em on a truck, 408 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:58,393 we'll go on down the road, drop 'em off, 409 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,671 see if they can kumbaya their way back home." 410 00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:01,810 Abe! 411 00:25:01,845 --> 00:25:02,777 Am I right or am I right? 412 00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:05,020 Do you have any mousetraps? 413 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:07,816 Well, I looked this morning, I didn't find any. 414 00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:10,336 I was thinking about getting, uh, 415 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:11,579 one of them industrial ones. 416 00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:12,683 You know, over at the Smith & Edwards. 417 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:14,443 - Is it that bad? - Oh, yeah. 418 00:25:14,478 --> 00:25:16,894 Don't be surprised if tonight they start nibbling 419 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:18,862 on your toes while you're tryna sleep. 420 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:22,969 Where you going? 421 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:25,351 Trying to make the swelling go down. 422 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:26,317 You sure you don't want one of us 423 00:25:26,352 --> 00:25:28,147 to take care of the mice? 424 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:38,916 Do you have any sunscreen? 425 00:25:38,951 --> 00:25:40,366 No. 426 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,782 You know sunscreen give you the cancer. 427 00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:45,267 I read that on the, on the YouTubes, I think. 428 00:25:45,302 --> 00:25:47,856 Maybe, but at least it stops the burning. 429 00:25:48,961 --> 00:25:51,101 Oh, a tan will do you good. 430 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:55,243 Get you ready for beach season. 431 00:25:57,176 --> 00:25:58,971 - How often you go? - The beach? 432 00:26:00,386 --> 00:26:02,319 Tania goes every once in a while, but I'm usually at work, 433 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:04,355 so maybe once a year. 434 00:26:06,323 --> 00:26:07,358 Man, if I lived out there, I'd, 435 00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:09,878 I'd go to the beach every day. 436 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:11,017 Gotta make some time for fun, 437 00:26:11,052 --> 00:26:13,019 or what's life for anyway? 438 00:26:13,054 --> 00:26:14,331 I don't know, Dad, 439 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,333 some people have bigger ambitions than that. 440 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,266 Sometimes you wanna start a business, 441 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,855 leave a mark on the world, have a nice house, 442 00:26:20,889 --> 00:26:23,443 not be worried about where your next meal's coming from. 443 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,170 What good's being able to afford a nice house 444 00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:28,656 and all the nice meals, if, if you don't enjoy it though? 445 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,140 What, so you can have more time 446 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,591 to dig holes in the ground looking for a pipe? 447 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,765 This what you call enjoying it? 448 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,836 I could hire someone to do this. 449 00:26:36,871 --> 00:26:39,045 Put some money back in the economy. 450 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,530 Help a Mexican immigrant keep a roof over his head. 451 00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:43,429 Hey, you know, if I hadn't just had back surgery, 452 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:44,913 I'd be out there digging them holes, 453 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,432 looking for that pipe myself. 454 00:26:47,536 --> 00:26:49,711 Smell that? That's nature right there. 455 00:26:50,885 --> 00:26:53,750 Feel that breeze, that sun on your skin. 456 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:58,409 Yeah, this ain't work. This is life. 457 00:26:58,444 --> 00:26:59,859 This is living. 458 00:26:59,894 --> 00:27:02,551 It's easy for you to say, sitting in that chair. 459 00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:06,176 Also, it's freezing cold and it smells like cows. 460 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:08,143 Well, you know, it'd be considerable less fun 461 00:27:08,178 --> 00:27:09,420 if I hired a Mexican to do this, 462 00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:10,698 because you know, he'd just dig the holes 463 00:27:10,732 --> 00:27:12,803 and not complain the whole time. 464 00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:14,046 Not complaining. 465 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,978 I'm just saying, if this was my house, 466 00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:16,565 I'd have someone do this for me. 467 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,360 I'd hire somebody. That's all. 468 00:27:19,741 --> 00:27:22,468 Why didn't you hire somebody to do it for me then? 469 00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:24,539 Would've saved you money for the flight. 470 00:27:26,714 --> 00:27:27,611 You didn't see me in so long, 471 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,888 what's it matter to you anyway? 472 00:27:30,096 --> 00:27:32,651 Look at this sand. It just slides right off. 473 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,421 Oh, yeah, 474 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:45,698 looks like another dud. 475 00:27:47,527 --> 00:27:51,704 You know, this probably be a whole lot easier 476 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:53,395 if you used my post hole digger. 477 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,400 Your post hole digger? 478 00:27:59,401 --> 00:28:02,922 Yeah, you didn't know we had one? 479 00:28:02,957 --> 00:28:04,372 I didn't see it. 480 00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:06,063 Well, it wasn't in the garage. 481 00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:08,687 Where was it then? 482 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:12,104 Over yonder in the shed, next to the good shovel. 483 00:28:14,175 --> 00:28:15,728 Why didn't you say something? 484 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,557 Well, you started digging, I didn't wanna interrupt you. 485 00:28:17,592 --> 00:28:19,387 Ah, yeah. 486 00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:20,768 Yeah, I'm sure you didn't. 487 00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:28,016 Still hurts? 488 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:30,916 Yeah, that's what happens when you play 489 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,607 with those evil little shits. 490 00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:33,746 I figured that out. 491 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,542 Hey, you want a soda? 492 00:28:36,576 --> 00:28:37,819 I'm good, thanks. 493 00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:40,132 Come on, I got all kinds of things in here. 494 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:43,066 Might even have some hot chocolate hidden away somewhere. 495 00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:46,414 I don't drink caffeine and I don't drink sugar. 496 00:28:48,485 --> 00:28:50,142 Didn't you have orange juice this morning? 497 00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:51,626 Ain't that sugar? 498 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:54,871 It's from fruit, that's different. 499 00:28:54,905 --> 00:28:55,768 Is it? 500 00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:58,012 Well, thank you, Abe. 501 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:17,134 Hey? 502 00:29:18,204 --> 00:29:19,723 Yeah, I'm okay. 503 00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:29,664 Hey, when did you get rid of the horses? 504 00:29:29,698 --> 00:29:31,114 Uh, two years ago, maybe. 505 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:33,185 Saddle business was growing 506 00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:34,876 and I just didn't have time 507 00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:36,602 to take care of 'em like you supposed to. 508 00:29:36,636 --> 00:29:39,501 So I gave 'em to a, a old cowboy up the road. 509 00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:41,193 Give 'em the attention they need. 510 00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:43,574 You know, you don't, you don't ride 'em 511 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:45,507 and work 'em regularly, they, they get antsy 512 00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:48,614 and things can get kinda western. 513 00:29:49,891 --> 00:29:51,203 You wear a helmet at least? 514 00:29:51,237 --> 00:29:54,551 Boy, boy, ain't no cowboy 515 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,208 be wearing no helmets around here. 516 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:58,451 Ain't no cowboy if you don't have horses. 517 00:29:59,452 --> 00:30:00,350 Fair. 518 00:30:02,248 --> 00:30:04,630 Yeah, last of my riding days are probably over. 519 00:30:07,288 --> 00:30:09,877 Are you sure this is the area where you put down the pipe? 520 00:30:11,085 --> 00:30:12,811 Uh, somewhere around here, yeah. 521 00:30:16,297 --> 00:30:17,643 - Goddammit. - Hey! 522 00:30:19,265 --> 00:30:22,406 You better watch your mouth around here. You better, son. 523 00:30:22,441 --> 00:30:24,443 Dad, I'm 35. 524 00:30:24,477 --> 00:30:25,927 And I'm still your father. 525 00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:34,902 Let's take a break. 526 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,526 Hey! Hey, don't leave that bottle there. 527 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,630 Coming back. 528 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,116 Just like you Californians, 529 00:30:43,462 --> 00:30:44,946 you whine about the environment 530 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:48,398 and your cities are covered in more, 531 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,952 more trash than anywhere else. 532 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:58,028 It's bigger than it used to be. 533 00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:02,653 Yeah well, that's where the horse stall was. 534 00:31:05,173 --> 00:31:08,280 I cut out this wall and sealed up this end. 535 00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:15,183 Now I can lay out my hides and make my cuts, no problem. 536 00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:20,464 And I gotta, even got a place to put my scraps. 537 00:31:20,499 --> 00:31:21,776 This is good, Dad. 538 00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:25,814 Took your mama passing 539 00:31:25,849 --> 00:31:29,197 before I could really make this shop work. 540 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:31,890 I was saving up the money, but I always had you 541 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,581 and your brother to worry about. 542 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:38,517 Yeah, but now with y'all being successful 543 00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:41,451 and your mama passed, I got, I got, 544 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:46,352 got no reason but to do what I wanted to do all along. 545 00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:47,975 Could have made the shop work before then? 546 00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:49,838 Nah, you can't take a risk like that 547 00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:51,461 when you got a family to support. 548 00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:54,567 When you have kids, you'll understand that. 549 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:57,156 Dad, I already own my own business. 550 00:31:58,226 --> 00:31:59,779 You're welcome. 551 00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:00,953 What's that supposed to mean? 552 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,127 I paid for my own schooling. 553 00:32:02,161 --> 00:32:03,611 You paid for your tuition. 554 00:32:03,645 --> 00:32:06,614 But let's say, let's say you, you had to drop out, 555 00:32:07,822 --> 00:32:10,066 or say, say you got sick or something, 556 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,481 you had to come home. 557 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:14,208 You lived here rent-free in the summers. Remember? 558 00:32:14,242 --> 00:32:15,692 What if your business failed 559 00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:19,316 and you had to start paying off that loan? 560 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:20,628 Where'd you go? 561 00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:23,389 - I could've- - You stay with family. 562 00:32:26,461 --> 00:32:27,842 You know, as a man responsible for, 563 00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:28,774 for you and your brother 564 00:32:28,808 --> 00:32:30,120 and your mother's wellbeing, 565 00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:33,917 I- I- I couldn't just quit my job 566 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,125 at the drop of a hat. 567 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,717 We'd end up living in a van down by the river, right? 568 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:43,375 But you would've been doing what you wanted to do. 569 00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:48,621 Yeah. Thank God you're doing what you wanna do. 570 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:52,004 I'm proud of that, son, I really am. 571 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:53,937 But I couldn't do it. Not then. 572 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:58,286 But now I got my, my little Army retirement, 573 00:32:58,321 --> 00:33:00,047 you know, covering the mortgage and, 574 00:33:01,703 --> 00:33:06,777 and I got time to play. 575 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:14,923 Becoming a bit of a lost art, you know. 576 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:17,478 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 577 00:33:17,512 --> 00:33:18,893 People don't wanna slaughter animals 578 00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:20,308 for the materials anymore? 579 00:33:20,343 --> 00:33:22,552 Nah, they don't care about that. 580 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,932 Saddle work. 581 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:29,593 They make these manufactured saddles now by machine, 582 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:34,460 and they uh, they, they wear out really quick. 583 00:33:34,495 --> 00:33:36,428 But they're cheap, and you know, 584 00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,947 cowboys today, they can't afford a good saddle. 585 00:33:40,156 --> 00:33:42,951 Now most of my customers are rich dudes 586 00:33:42,986 --> 00:33:44,470 who do other stuff for a living, 587 00:33:44,505 --> 00:33:47,577 but on the weekends they fancy themselves a cowboy. 588 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:51,098 Yeah, they're all doctors and dentists 589 00:33:51,132 --> 00:33:53,341 and lawyers, like you. 590 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,901 I was wondering where you guys were. 591 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:08,425 How's your hand? 592 00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:11,946 Want me to kiss it, make it better? 593 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,465 No. 594 00:34:13,499 --> 00:34:14,535 What's up? 595 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,779 Uh, Abe was talking about getting Chinese earlier. 596 00:34:17,814 --> 00:34:18,815 Do you want Chinese? 597 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,610 Yeah, Chinese sounds good. 598 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:23,923 Okay. All right, so rice and veggies? 599 00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:27,134 If you want rice and veggies, 600 00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:30,102 you should order rice and veggies for yourself. 601 00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:32,622 You getting a plate or ordering everything individual? 602 00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:35,797 Are you going to that China King place? 603 00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:37,937 'Cause I'll take them over Panda any day. 604 00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:39,215 A plate. 605 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:42,873 So you can get white rice and an entree. 606 00:34:42,908 --> 00:34:46,325 W- white rice, no, uh, I want chow mein. 607 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,741 And you can get, uh, two sides, I think. Right? 608 00:34:50,226 --> 00:34:52,676 Chow mein it is. 609 00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:57,198 Uh, and yes, you can get two sides 610 00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:59,200 or you can double it. 611 00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:00,098 Veggies? 612 00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:05,241 I would like ham fried rice. 613 00:35:09,348 --> 00:35:10,315 Ham fried rice? 614 00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:12,282 Yes. 615 00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:18,219 Ham fried rice? You sure? 616 00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:22,154 Yeah. In fact, here's my whole order. 617 00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:27,884 Ham fried rice with a side 618 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:30,576 of sweet and sour pork, 619 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:35,029 and kung pow chicken. 620 00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,207 - Okay, then. - Okay! 621 00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:45,729 Hey, hey, hey, uh, what about my order? 622 00:35:45,764 --> 00:35:47,869 Or am I just getting the chow mein? 623 00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:49,388 I'm sorry. What do you want? 624 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,117 I'll have what he's having. 625 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:00,710 Got it. 626 00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:10,616 That mad about the mice, huh? 627 00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:14,620 It is exhausting watching you fumble around 628 00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:15,552 looking for a pipe like that. 629 00:36:15,587 --> 00:36:17,451 Yeah, well, you can go inside. 630 00:36:18,452 --> 00:36:20,212 Watch some TV or something. 631 00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:22,283 You don't have to stay out here with me. 632 00:36:22,318 --> 00:36:23,664 Yeah, I watch enough TV. 633 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:27,185 This give you some kind of satisfaction? 634 00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:31,879 Hm. Satisfaction's not quite the right word. 635 00:36:31,913 --> 00:36:33,191 What is the right word? 636 00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:38,126 Word escapes me. 637 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:41,060 Sorry, son, getting old. 638 00:36:43,131 --> 00:36:46,307 Yeah, the old nogging don't work like it used to. 639 00:36:47,619 --> 00:36:50,069 Raising you two knuckleheads sapped it outta me. 640 00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:51,657 Gave you all the smarts I had. 641 00:36:52,831 --> 00:36:54,453 Back's going. 642 00:36:54,488 --> 00:36:56,214 Memory's going. What's next? 643 00:36:58,043 --> 00:36:59,009 Me, I guess. 644 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,082 What kinda law you practice anyway? 645 00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:04,463 I- I think I need a will. 646 00:37:04,498 --> 00:37:05,637 Don't you know that? 647 00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:08,329 How am I supposed to know that? 648 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:11,643 I don't know, aren't we friends on Facebook or something? 649 00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:15,371 Entertainment law. 650 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:18,374 - Entertainment law. - Yeah. 651 00:37:20,928 --> 00:37:24,138 That's like when somebody sues somebody else 652 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,553 for stealing their song? 653 00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:28,280 Like that, uh, oh, what the hell's that guy's name? 654 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,248 Uh, Ice something? Ice. 655 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,387 Ice-T? 656 00:37:31,421 --> 00:37:32,629 Nah, not the "Law and Order" guy. 657 00:37:32,664 --> 00:37:35,632 Uh, white guy. Dumb haircut. 658 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,738 - Oh, Vanilla Ice. - That's the one. 659 00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:39,084 That's the one. 660 00:37:39,118 --> 00:37:40,637 Like him stealing that, uh, David Bowie song. 661 00:37:40,672 --> 00:37:42,501 It's a Queen song, Dad. 662 00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:44,400 Bowie's on it, but it's a Queen song. 663 00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:48,507 No, no. That ain't right. 664 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:50,992 You can pull it up on my phone, if you want. 665 00:37:51,027 --> 00:37:55,583 Eh! So you, you help sue people then? 666 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:57,861 Nah. 667 00:37:57,896 --> 00:37:59,069 Well, ain't that what lawyers do, 668 00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:01,486 is perpetuate our sue-happy society? 669 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,419 It's not what I do. 670 00:38:03,453 --> 00:38:05,110 Well, what do you do then? 671 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:10,874 Artist legal representation; contracts, negotiations. 672 00:38:10,909 --> 00:38:13,360 Firm also handles legal clearances. 673 00:38:13,394 --> 00:38:16,811 So if you want to use a brand name 674 00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:18,572 or a copyrighted image in a movie 675 00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:20,436 or TV, we help with that process. 676 00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:24,129 Make sure the correct paperwork gets filed, stuff like that. 677 00:38:26,994 --> 00:38:28,409 So you're paper-pusher? 678 00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:31,032 You wanted me to go to school 679 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:32,482 and make a lot of money. 680 00:38:32,517 --> 00:38:34,208 So I went to school and I chose a path 681 00:38:34,242 --> 00:38:35,727 I reckoned will make a lot of money. 682 00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:37,280 I wanted to be a musician, remember? 683 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,764 Oh yeah. Yeah, I remember. 684 00:38:38,799 --> 00:38:41,388 I remember you and that band of yours 685 00:38:41,422 --> 00:38:43,355 in the garage 'til all hours at night. 686 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:45,495 Just waking up the neighbors 687 00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:47,566 and scaring the hell outta the horses, 688 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:48,395 that's what I remember 689 00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:50,051 You said, and I quote, 690 00:38:50,086 --> 00:38:51,950 "I just want you to be secure, son. 691 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:53,434 Go to college, get a job. 692 00:38:53,469 --> 00:38:54,746 You can do the music on the side." 693 00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:56,955 You just said you're doing what you wanna do. 694 00:38:56,989 --> 00:38:59,129 What I want now and what I wanted at 18 695 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,268 are a different story. 696 00:39:00,303 --> 00:39:02,236 I am doing what I want now. 697 00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:03,479 Well, not now, now. 698 00:39:03,513 --> 00:39:05,170 Now I'm digging holes in the ground, 699 00:39:05,204 --> 00:39:06,516 looking for a phantom pipe 700 00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:08,518 that I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. 701 00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:11,038 At least you're getting faster at it. 702 00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:11,970 I know. 703 00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:17,907 You like it, the contract thing? 704 00:39:19,287 --> 00:39:20,737 I like having my own business. 705 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:22,981 Even if it is paper-pushing, as you put it. 706 00:39:23,809 --> 00:39:25,017 Coming from a man 707 00:39:25,052 --> 00:39:26,709 who makes his living as an artist now. 708 00:39:26,743 --> 00:39:28,918 It's pretty rich, you giving me shit 709 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:31,610 for having a real job when you begged me to go to school. 710 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:34,544 That's funny, isn't it? It's real funny. 711 00:39:34,579 --> 00:39:37,444 First off, I'm a craftsman, not an artist. 712 00:39:37,478 --> 00:39:38,859 And second, don't swear. 713 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:44,071 As a man who talks to artists every day, 714 00:39:44,105 --> 00:39:45,900 let me tell you that saying, 715 00:39:45,935 --> 00:39:47,557 "I'm a craftsman, not an artist," 716 00:39:47,592 --> 00:39:49,801 really underlines the artist part. 717 00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:51,285 You just don't wanna be known as an artist, 718 00:39:51,319 --> 00:39:54,322 'cause you think it sounds feminine or something. 719 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:57,187 Not feminine. Just sounds fake. 720 00:39:57,222 --> 00:39:59,327 Well, like it or not, you're an artist 721 00:39:59,362 --> 00:40:01,675 and your son is a businessman. 722 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,885 So how much money you making over there anyway? 723 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:06,645 Really? Come on, gimme a number. 724 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,923 Ah, like I said before, I make a lot. 725 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:11,961 Well, you go to the beach once a year. 726 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:14,204 You haven't seen your family in five years. 727 00:40:15,516 --> 00:40:17,311 Your wife put you up to all this, or what? 728 00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,555 It takes a lot of money to keep up our quality of life. 729 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:20,866 All right? 730 00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:22,454 Is, is that why you don't have any kids? 731 00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:23,455 Some kind of workaholic? 732 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:24,283 I don't wanna talk about this. 733 00:40:24,318 --> 00:40:25,423 Well, I'm just asking. 734 00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:26,872 I'm just not answering. 735 00:40:28,978 --> 00:40:30,428 That's why you're stuck in China, wasn't it? 736 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:31,843 You were working. 737 00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,845 Even though your mom had just died and, 738 00:40:33,879 --> 00:40:35,985 and we're all here planning the funeral, 739 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:37,193 tryna get ready for- 740 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,713 I said I don't wanna talk about it! 741 00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,169 Well, I found the pipe. 742 00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:52,864 All right, you can't, you can't wait 743 00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:56,350 to get into that new crawl space. 744 00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:58,490 That's true. It's the best place on Earth. 745 00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:02,701 You ain't gonna say grace first? 746 00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:04,565 You didn't have us say it this morning. 747 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,533 Well, I forgot this morning. 748 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:10,226 Important thing, is that we don't forget now. 749 00:41:15,645 --> 00:41:17,198 Would you like to do the honors? 750 00:41:20,374 --> 00:41:21,548 Fine. 751 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:22,756 - Wonderful. - Mm-hmm. 752 00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:36,701 Please, God, 753 00:41:40,014 --> 00:41:43,431 please bless this 754 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:47,159 great harvest. 755 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:53,131 We would also, 756 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:55,927 we thank you so much. 757 00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:00,966 Amen. 758 00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:03,521 Amen. 759 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:05,764 That was a great effort, honey. 760 00:42:20,227 --> 00:42:21,331 How's your food? 761 00:42:22,263 --> 00:42:23,161 Mm. 762 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:26,682 You have no idea, babe. 763 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:31,307 This is, it's delicious. 764 00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:35,380 Mm. 765 00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:36,484 How's the veggies? 766 00:42:39,453 --> 00:42:40,523 It's fine. 767 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,734 A little under done, but. 768 00:42:44,769 --> 00:42:46,356 Yeah, I eat too much of that salad-y stuff, 769 00:42:46,391 --> 00:42:47,668 gives me the diarrhea. 770 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,221 As you can see, I'm eating. 771 00:42:49,256 --> 00:42:51,707 I'm just saying, in about 30 minutes, 772 00:42:51,741 --> 00:42:53,053 you gonna be pissing backwards. 773 00:42:53,087 --> 00:42:54,433 - Dad! - Okay. 774 00:42:54,468 --> 00:42:56,746 What? Oh, apologies. 775 00:42:58,092 --> 00:42:59,577 Lady in the house. 776 00:43:31,885 --> 00:43:33,024 There it is. 777 00:44:16,032 --> 00:44:17,033 What's wrong? 778 00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:19,795 Catch any mice yet? 779 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:22,521 You know, every time you start feeling bad, 780 00:44:22,556 --> 00:44:24,765 you just think about that little runt 781 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,078 tryna chew your finger off. 782 00:44:29,528 --> 00:44:31,013 I didn't put water in it. 783 00:44:32,531 --> 00:44:34,395 If you're gonna try that catch and release thing again, 784 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:35,673 make sure they don't get out 785 00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:37,019 and chew through the seats in Dad's car. 786 00:44:37,053 --> 00:44:38,848 Do you think I'm that stupid? 787 00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:41,161 All right, kids, come on, play nice. 788 00:44:41,195 --> 00:44:44,371 The young lady wants to pretend she's St. Francis, 789 00:44:44,405 --> 00:44:48,375 let her pretend, come on. 790 00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:52,897 Swap me. 791 00:44:57,522 --> 00:44:59,973 Make sure you don't get any, uh, dirt on the pipe there. 792 00:45:00,007 --> 00:45:01,008 It won't set right. 793 00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:03,804 I know. Okay, got it, here. 794 00:45:03,839 --> 00:45:05,633 Get it, get it. Okay. 795 00:45:10,984 --> 00:45:12,330 You don't have to count. 796 00:45:12,364 --> 00:45:14,712 I'm following the instructions, 30 seconds. 797 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:16,299 I- if it's set, it's set. 798 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:18,232 Just wait 'til it feels right. 799 00:45:18,267 --> 00:45:20,407 Do you want this thing to start leaking again? 800 00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:21,477 Whatever you say. 801 00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:28,587 10, 11, 12, 13, 802 00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:33,247 14, 15, 16, 17, 803 00:45:35,111 --> 00:45:40,185 18, 19, 20, 804 00:45:40,841 --> 00:45:45,881 21, 22, 23, 805 00:45:46,433 --> 00:45:51,127 24, 25, 26, 806 00:45:51,714 --> 00:45:52,611 27, 28, 29 807 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:58,445 and 30. 808 00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:04,347 Let's go turn the water on. 809 00:46:04,382 --> 00:46:05,970 Hold on, give me that, gimme that can. 810 00:46:08,524 --> 00:46:11,147 Says to wait four hours 811 00:46:11,182 --> 00:46:13,115 before you turn the water back on. 812 00:46:13,149 --> 00:46:15,117 That'd be good in 20 minutes, I bet ya. 813 00:46:15,151 --> 00:46:17,602 Ain't no PVC glue takes no four hours to dry. 814 00:46:17,636 --> 00:46:20,708 You wanna stoop down in there and do all that work again? 815 00:46:20,743 --> 00:46:23,021 Yeah, seeing as I'm the one who has to do all the work 816 00:46:23,056 --> 00:46:25,161 and doesn't want water filling up that trench, 817 00:46:25,196 --> 00:46:27,785 I say we wait the instructed amount of time. 818 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,511 What do you want me to do with this? 819 00:46:31,892 --> 00:46:34,481 Ah, just put it back in the garage, 820 00:46:34,515 --> 00:46:38,105 next to the paint can you used to ruin my hoodie. 821 00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:13,347 Uh, I'm gonna take a nap. 822 00:47:16,143 --> 00:47:19,112 Wake me up when that, uh, four hours is up, right? 823 00:47:20,596 --> 00:47:23,806 Like I say, watch, watching you fumble around, exhausting. 824 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:27,603 - All right, sleep tight. - Yeah. 825 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,481 I don't think that's gonna work 826 00:47:43,515 --> 00:47:44,482 without water, hun. 827 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:45,517 Shit! 828 00:47:46,691 --> 00:47:48,382 Got you, one with nature, 829 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:52,697 but you forgot, nature doesn't play fair. 830 00:47:52,731 --> 00:47:54,285 Please don't. 831 00:47:54,319 --> 00:47:57,840 I, you and your father have been ganging up on me all day. 832 00:48:00,153 --> 00:48:02,362 Look, I love that you two are getting along, 833 00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:05,227 but I'm getting a little sick of it. 834 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,539 I was gonna get Abe's SUV 835 00:48:07,574 --> 00:48:10,301 and go, um, get Max's kids' presents. 836 00:48:10,335 --> 00:48:11,336 - Hm. - So? 837 00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:12,475 Okay, yeah. 838 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:13,891 Do you think we could, uh, 839 00:48:14,857 --> 00:48:16,583 stop on the way and get me a soda? 840 00:48:18,102 --> 00:48:19,275 Dad offered me one earlier 841 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:21,312 and I've just been really craving it. 842 00:48:21,346 --> 00:48:24,039 Not a can, like a biggie cup from the gas station? 843 00:48:26,834 --> 00:48:29,251 I'm not gonna get cancer from one sippy drink. 844 00:48:29,285 --> 00:48:30,459 Sippy drink? 845 00:48:31,494 --> 00:48:33,151 I read a study that says carbonation 846 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,395 actually makes your bones brittle. 847 00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:40,124 So you're gonna have a bad back just like your dad. 848 00:48:40,158 --> 00:48:42,816 Show me an old man over 55 who doesn't have a bad back. 849 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,819 Fine, get yourself a soda, 850 00:48:45,853 --> 00:48:47,545 maybe some beef jerky while you're at it. 851 00:48:47,579 --> 00:48:50,030 You can enjoy your little dessert vacation 852 00:48:50,065 --> 00:48:52,274 while you can, because once we have kids, 853 00:48:52,308 --> 00:48:54,379 that's it, it's over. 854 00:48:54,414 --> 00:48:58,073 Wow. That's what you're gonna be like when we have kids. 855 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:01,214 Okay, sweetie, whatever you say. 856 00:49:01,248 --> 00:49:03,526 Don't say that either. 857 00:49:03,561 --> 00:49:04,493 Don't say what? 858 00:49:06,012 --> 00:49:06,909 Sweetie. 859 00:49:08,324 --> 00:49:10,085 Your father calls me that all of the time 860 00:49:10,119 --> 00:49:11,879 and it makes me nauseous. 861 00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:57,684 You ready? 862 00:49:59,306 --> 00:50:02,482 And so you gotta go around the beams 863 00:50:02,516 --> 00:50:06,141 and then make like a U-turn to the right, 864 00:50:06,175 --> 00:50:08,315 and then it'll be off in the corner there. 865 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,769 So like where you're standing? 866 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,841 Yep. Right about here. 867 00:50:21,604 --> 00:50:22,502 Dammit. 868 00:50:24,745 --> 00:50:26,644 You're gonna want some goggles too. 869 00:50:30,544 --> 00:50:32,029 You still afraid of spiders? 870 00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:35,411 I'm not particularly fond of them. 871 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,104 How about mice? 872 00:50:51,669 --> 00:50:53,774 Yeah, you can't go in there on your knees. 873 00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:55,983 You ain't tall enough. 874 00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:57,675 I remember. 875 00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:58,503 What? 876 00:50:59,918 --> 00:51:00,712 Nothing. 877 00:51:00,747 --> 00:51:02,542 - What? - Nothing! 878 00:51:02,576 --> 00:51:04,130 Huh. 879 00:51:19,628 --> 00:51:21,319 - Bless you! - Shut up! 880 00:52:15,546 --> 00:52:16,443 Oh! 881 00:52:18,411 --> 00:52:19,964 Shit. 882 00:52:30,837 --> 00:52:34,668 Here we go. 883 00:52:40,364 --> 00:52:42,400 Okay, I'm turning it on! 884 00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:48,026 - Is it on? - Yeah! 885 00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:51,375 - Okay. Wait there. - What? 886 00:52:51,409 --> 00:52:52,790 Well, if there's a leak, 887 00:52:52,824 --> 00:52:54,792 you're gonna have to crawl back in and turn it off. 888 00:52:54,826 --> 00:52:57,415 Wait a minute. I'll look at it. 889 00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:52,746 I was just thinking, might wanna 890 00:53:52,781 --> 00:53:56,474 take that mouse trap bucket thing of yours 891 00:53:56,509 --> 00:53:57,648 over to the shed. 892 00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:01,928 I don't want 'em getting into my, uh, chicken feed. 893 00:54:01,962 --> 00:54:04,482 Ah, where's Isaac? 894 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,796 Oh, he's under the house somewhere, 895 00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:10,074 waiting for me to tell him there's no leaks. 896 00:54:11,109 --> 00:54:12,939 Good. Leave him there. 897 00:54:18,703 --> 00:54:21,223 You know, it's gonna be nice 898 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,914 having everybody over this year. 899 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,987 I can't remember last time that happened. 900 00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:35,133 Dad, where are you? 901 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,665 How about lights? 902 00:55:01,539 --> 00:55:03,092 Yes, y- y- yellow jackets, 903 00:55:03,127 --> 00:55:06,510 that's just what some folks call the yellow wasps. 904 00:55:06,544 --> 00:55:08,891 But I think that is actually the term for them, 905 00:55:08,926 --> 00:55:10,755 ones that live underground. 906 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:12,688 We don't get many of those around here, 907 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,831 but, uh, but technically they're all wasps. 908 00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:21,007 But the hornets, now hornets are bigger 909 00:55:22,388 --> 00:55:25,011 and they also, their abdomens are shaped different. 910 00:55:25,045 --> 00:55:28,428 Like on a wasp, the, the, the top of their abdomen 911 00:55:28,463 --> 00:55:30,706 is, is rounded. 912 00:55:30,741 --> 00:55:34,503 But on a, on a hornet, straight line. 913 00:55:36,091 --> 00:55:39,784 Tania! 914 00:55:39,819 --> 00:55:41,338 Tania! 915 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,580 Wow, how do you know so much? 916 00:55:42,615 --> 00:55:45,859 Oh, I just got a couple extra trips 917 00:55:45,894 --> 00:55:48,137 around the sun on ya there, sweetheart. 918 00:55:50,726 --> 00:55:53,971 And I may have, uh, dabbled in beekeeping here and there. 919 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:04,430 Don't you dare! 920 00:56:04,464 --> 00:56:05,362 Isaac! 921 00:56:06,224 --> 00:56:07,398 What? 922 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:09,089 Looks good! 923 00:56:09,124 --> 00:56:10,436 Good! 924 00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:25,485 - Okay? - Yeah. 925 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,874 You are covered in all sorts of crap. 926 00:56:34,908 --> 00:56:36,220 You think? 927 00:56:36,254 --> 00:56:37,980 The pipe looks good though. 928 00:56:38,015 --> 00:56:39,430 Nice and dry. 929 00:56:39,465 --> 00:56:41,328 Took you that long to figure that out? 930 00:56:42,606 --> 00:56:44,573 Well, I had to make sure. 931 00:56:44,608 --> 00:56:45,540 You didn't wanna go crawling 932 00:56:45,574 --> 00:56:46,782 back in there again, did you? 933 00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:48,335 The cumulative amount of time 934 00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:51,408 I would've spent re-fixing that pipe would've been far less 935 00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,306 than waiting on your dumb ass to tell me it was- 936 00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:55,722 Hey! Hey, knock off the swearing. 937 00:56:55,757 --> 00:56:58,000 Hey, you swear all the time. 938 00:56:58,035 --> 00:57:00,209 Yeah, do as I say, not as I do, son. 939 00:57:00,244 --> 00:57:02,729 That's what terrible parents always say. 940 00:57:04,144 --> 00:57:06,699 Go and get cleaned up. We're done for now. 941 00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:08,321 I gotta go fill in that hole. 942 00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:11,151 Nah, leave it overnight. 943 00:57:11,186 --> 00:57:13,602 And if it springs a leak, we'll see it in the morning. 944 00:57:13,637 --> 00:57:14,845 Go on, get a shower. 945 00:57:18,711 --> 00:57:19,919 What? 946 00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,541 What do you want for dinner? 947 00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:28,099 What? 948 00:57:28,134 --> 00:57:29,963 I said, what do you want for dinner? 949 00:57:29,998 --> 00:57:31,827 I'm gonna grab some. 950 00:57:31,862 --> 00:57:33,726 Honey, we're gonna gain 951 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,074 20 pounds this week if we eat out every meal. 952 00:57:37,108 --> 00:57:38,558 Well, do you wanna cook it? 953 00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:42,251 Well, no. 954 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:44,461 Yeah, didn't think so. What do you want? 955 00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:46,324 Whatever dad wants I'm fine with. 956 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,327 Abe said he wants fried chicken. 957 00:57:49,362 --> 00:57:51,122 Okay, get some fried chicken. 958 00:57:51,157 --> 00:57:53,124 - Isaac! - Just go. 959 00:57:53,159 --> 00:57:57,163 You can have a bowl of coleslaw if you feel guilty. 960 00:57:57,197 --> 00:57:59,372 There's mayonnaise in coleslaw! 961 00:58:40,931 --> 00:58:41,897 Change your mind? 962 00:59:13,377 --> 00:59:17,208 You don't have any beer? 963 00:59:18,831 --> 00:59:20,660 Oh, I never was much of a drinker. 964 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,115 I always forget about the sunsets out here. 965 00:59:28,841 --> 00:59:30,290 They're pretty back home too, 966 00:59:30,325 --> 00:59:33,535 but there's something different about 'em out here. 967 00:59:35,054 --> 00:59:37,712 Oh, hey, you remember my friend Scott? 968 00:59:39,092 --> 00:59:40,300 - Yeah. - Yeah. 969 00:59:40,335 --> 00:59:41,508 And why? 970 00:59:41,543 --> 00:59:43,096 Well, Scott liked beer. 971 00:59:43,131 --> 00:59:44,373 Scott liked beer a lot. 972 00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:50,276 And when his wife died, Scott grew liking beer even more. 973 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:53,624 And Scott got so fat. 974 00:59:53,659 --> 00:59:54,936 Really? 975 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,489 Oh, hell yeah. 976 00:59:56,523 --> 01:00:00,873 Skinny Scott got, got so fat. 977 01:00:06,844 --> 01:00:08,535 Why don't you have any kids, son? 978 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,608 Been married long enough, got a good job. 979 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:17,406 What's going on? You don't want any? 980 01:00:17,441 --> 01:00:19,719 You c- you could always adopt, you know? 981 01:00:20,927 --> 01:00:22,860 Yeah, I wouldn't mind having a little, 982 01:00:23,723 --> 01:00:25,760 I don't know, African grandkid. 983 01:00:28,038 --> 01:00:31,144 I, I'd love him just like I would anyone else. 984 01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:35,701 We'll see. 985 01:00:39,601 --> 01:00:40,878 Hey, where you going? 986 01:00:40,913 --> 01:00:42,639 Check on that pipe one more time. 987 01:01:18,433 --> 01:01:21,539 It's so much smaller than I remember. 988 01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:56,057 I'll say it. 989 01:01:59,785 --> 01:02:01,476 Dear God, thank you for this meal. 990 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:04,065 Please bless it to nourish us. Amen. 991 01:02:04,099 --> 01:02:05,273 - Amen. - Amen. 992 01:02:09,346 --> 01:02:10,657 Short prayer, right? 993 01:02:10,692 --> 01:02:12,936 - Dad? - Isaac, no problem. 994 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:15,490 I'm just saying it's kinda short, that's all. 995 01:02:17,319 --> 01:02:19,666 - And how's the salad? - It's good. 996 01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:22,842 Gonna be explosive tonight, sweetheart. 997 01:02:22,877 --> 01:02:24,016 Can we not say that? 998 01:02:27,951 --> 01:02:29,987 Like I said, my manners ain't been too good 999 01:02:30,022 --> 01:02:32,127 since there ain't been a woman in the house. 1000 01:02:32,162 --> 01:02:34,060 Too much gutter talk at the table. 1001 01:02:34,095 --> 01:02:36,856 You're right. I'm sorry, sweetie. 1002 01:02:36,891 --> 01:02:39,548 No. That. 1003 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:40,446 Tania! 1004 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,484 Isaac! 1005 01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:45,416 What? 1006 01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:53,562 Sweetie. Can you stop calling me that? 1007 01:02:53,597 --> 01:02:57,670 Or sweetheart or any other form of derogatory speech? 1008 01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:01,122 - Derogatory? - Yes, derogatory. 1009 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:02,882 Sweetheart? 1010 01:03:05,367 --> 01:03:06,783 It's belittling. 1011 01:03:08,198 --> 01:03:11,028 I- I- I don't understand. 1012 01:03:11,063 --> 01:03:14,618 It's, it's a different world, Dad. 1013 01:03:14,652 --> 01:03:18,277 So w- what, is it like sexist now 1014 01:03:18,311 --> 01:03:21,832 to, to call somebody a nice name like sweetheart? 1015 01:03:21,867 --> 01:03:23,489 It's belittling. 1016 01:03:23,523 --> 01:03:24,904 Well, what am I supposed to call you? 1017 01:03:24,939 --> 01:03:26,664 He's an old man. Just leave him alone. 1018 01:03:26,699 --> 01:03:29,219 You could call me by my name for starters. 1019 01:03:29,253 --> 01:03:30,151 Old man? 1020 01:03:31,462 --> 01:03:34,396 You, you know, it is just like you Californians 1021 01:03:34,431 --> 01:03:36,743 to take a kindhearted term of affection 1022 01:03:36,778 --> 01:03:40,264 and turn it into some kinda pejorative. 1023 01:03:40,299 --> 01:03:41,369 That also. 1024 01:03:42,957 --> 01:03:47,064 Can you please stop insulting my state? 1025 01:03:49,411 --> 01:03:50,827 Will your state's citizens 1026 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:53,657 stop being an insult to my country? 1027 01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:56,418 It's not 1940 anymore. 1028 01:03:56,453 --> 01:03:59,870 I don't wanna be called sexist pet names. 1029 01:03:59,905 --> 01:04:02,045 Pet names are for pets. 1030 01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:05,876 I'm not a pet. Do you understand me? 1031 01:04:07,326 --> 01:04:10,053 Yeah. Yeah, I understand ya. 1032 01:04:11,330 --> 01:04:13,194 Jesus, is that time of the month or something? 1033 01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:14,264 What's with everybody? 1034 01:04:14,298 --> 01:04:16,335 - Dad! - Cannot believe this. 1035 01:04:16,369 --> 01:04:17,784 - Oh my God. - What? 1036 01:04:17,819 --> 01:04:20,649 I- I use a, a, a term of affection 1037 01:04:20,684 --> 01:04:24,239 for my daughter-in-law here and I'm the bad guy? 1038 01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,322 What, you ain't gonna talk to me now? 1039 01:04:38,357 --> 01:04:39,876 Just gonna cry in your salad. 1040 01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:42,395 No one's crying. 1041 01:04:42,430 --> 01:04:44,018 No one's crying, Dad. 1042 01:04:49,057 --> 01:04:51,784 Well, you could be crying 1043 01:04:51,818 --> 01:04:55,167 in some delicious fried chicken right about now. 1044 01:05:04,762 --> 01:05:06,040 I don't eat chicken. 1045 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:17,120 I don't eat any animal product of any kind. 1046 01:05:17,154 --> 01:05:18,052 Honey! 1047 01:05:18,086 --> 01:05:19,018 Isaac, watch it. 1048 01:05:19,053 --> 01:05:21,434 That's a pet name. Derogatory. 1049 01:05:23,402 --> 01:05:25,438 I'm vegan, Abe. Oh! 1050 01:05:27,268 --> 01:05:31,548 And guess what, so is your son. 1051 01:05:34,585 --> 01:05:37,519 We're both vegans, 1052 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:40,729 but he's too scared to be honest with you, 1053 01:05:40,764 --> 01:05:42,455 so in spite of his beliefs, 1054 01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:44,285 he's eating fried chicken with you. 1055 01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:46,011 Hey, we talked about this. 1056 01:05:46,045 --> 01:05:48,323 God, Isaac, be honest! 1057 01:05:50,636 --> 01:05:53,328 Christ, be honest. 1058 01:05:55,468 --> 01:05:57,988 You haven't seen your father in years 1059 01:05:58,023 --> 01:06:00,542 and you think he expects you not to change at all. 1060 01:06:04,305 --> 01:06:05,168 We're vegan. 1061 01:06:09,586 --> 01:06:14,625 We are health conscious and against cruelty to animals. 1062 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:19,976 You know, that's the problem with you vegans. 1063 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,875 What? 1064 01:06:22,909 --> 01:06:25,153 You think I'm not. 1065 01:06:25,188 --> 01:06:27,362 You eat meat, don't you? 1066 01:06:27,397 --> 01:06:30,158 I do. And I eat eggs too. 1067 01:06:31,228 --> 01:06:32,954 But look at my chickens out there. 1068 01:06:34,093 --> 01:06:38,235 That is the Taj Mahal of chicken coops. 1069 01:06:39,857 --> 01:06:41,825 Ain't nobody live better than they do. 1070 01:06:43,102 --> 01:06:44,931 And there's not any rooster out there right now, 1071 01:06:44,966 --> 01:06:47,658 so w- w- when I pick up their eggs, 1072 01:06:47,693 --> 01:06:50,523 it's not like I'm taking their babies or nothing. 1073 01:06:50,558 --> 01:06:53,492 They produce 'em on their own and I eat 'em. 1074 01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:57,979 And in return, I treat them like queens. 1075 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:01,776 If I gotta kill a rooster or something, I make it quick. 1076 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,743 I don't let 'em suffer. 1077 01:07:03,778 --> 01:07:04,675 You know why? 1078 01:07:06,505 --> 01:07:10,785 Because I, too, am against cruelty to animals. 1079 01:07:13,098 --> 01:07:16,791 You are eating fried chicken. 1080 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:23,073 Fried chicken from chickens bred on a farm, 1081 01:07:24,385 --> 01:07:27,836 bred to be so fat they can't even walk. 1082 01:07:27,871 --> 01:07:30,391 Well, you didn't want one of my chickens. 1083 01:07:30,425 --> 01:07:32,634 I don't want any chickens! 1084 01:07:32,669 --> 01:07:35,154 There are so many things to eat besides meat! 1085 01:07:40,642 --> 01:07:43,093 You didn't have any stomach problems today, did you? 1086 01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:49,893 No, I didn't. 1087 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:57,625 Because someone had to lie about their beliefs 1088 01:07:57,659 --> 01:08:00,041 and I had to go along with it. 1089 01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:03,251 That's not what I believe. 1090 01:08:03,286 --> 01:08:04,252 Yes, it is. 1091 01:08:04,287 --> 01:08:05,702 No, it's not. 1092 01:08:07,393 --> 01:08:10,569 I'm a vegan because you are a vegan. 1093 01:08:10,603 --> 01:08:12,812 And I've tried desperately 1094 01:08:12,847 --> 01:08:16,126 to avoid these stupid conversations, 1095 01:08:16,161 --> 01:08:17,369 so I went along with it. 1096 01:08:17,403 --> 01:08:19,509 But you have that jumbled in your mind now 1097 01:08:19,543 --> 01:08:22,408 and you think that I bought into your new age bullshit! 1098 01:08:22,443 --> 01:08:24,548 - But I never did. - Don't swear at the table. 1099 01:08:24,583 --> 01:08:25,998 You said you feel better when you eat vegan. 1100 01:08:26,032 --> 01:08:29,105 Of course I feel better when I eat vegan. 1101 01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:31,590 How, shit, how can you not feel better 1102 01:08:31,624 --> 01:08:33,074 when you're eating that many vegetables? 1103 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,489 Do not swear at this table! 1104 01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:36,836 Weren't you just talking about explosive diarrhea 1105 01:08:36,871 --> 01:08:37,803 a second ago? 1106 01:08:37,837 --> 01:08:39,770 I don't care. I got a rule. 1107 01:08:39,805 --> 01:08:43,602 I'm a vegan because with you veganism is more convenient. 1108 01:08:43,636 --> 01:08:45,293 That's it. That's all. 1109 01:08:45,328 --> 01:08:46,570 But guess what? 1110 01:08:46,605 --> 01:08:47,709 When I go to lunch with the guys at work, 1111 01:08:47,744 --> 01:08:49,125 sometimes I'm not a vegan. 1112 01:08:53,819 --> 01:08:57,823 You are being such an asshole. 1113 01:08:57,857 --> 01:09:00,757 Yeah, sure, I'm being an asshole. 1114 01:09:00,791 --> 01:09:03,035 You just yelled at me to be honest! 1115 01:09:03,069 --> 01:09:03,967 Well, you know what? 1116 01:09:04,001 --> 01:09:06,659 Sometimes honesty isn't so nice! 1117 01:09:08,213 --> 01:09:10,318 The diet is not the only fad of yours 1118 01:09:10,353 --> 01:09:12,251 that drives me nuts, trust me. 1119 01:09:20,017 --> 01:09:21,881 While you're on your soapbox right now, 1120 01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:24,056 why don't you just start listing off 1121 01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:25,954 all of the problems you have with me? 1122 01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:27,197 Hey, it's been a long day. 1123 01:09:27,232 --> 01:09:29,234 We, we don't need to do this right now. 1124 01:09:29,268 --> 01:09:31,788 I'm not going to. I'm done. 1125 01:09:53,706 --> 01:09:56,399 Well, I'm not. 1126 01:09:59,919 --> 01:10:02,577 You guys can make snide little comments all you want, 1127 01:10:04,821 --> 01:10:07,168 but the second it comes to real talk, 1128 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,551 you tuck your tail between your legs and run. 1129 01:10:10,585 --> 01:10:14,417 You didn't talk to your own father for years 1130 01:10:14,451 --> 01:10:19,491 because you wanted to avoid one uncomfortable conversation. 1131 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,356 You had an image to uphold. 1132 01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:24,323 You wanted to keep appearances. 1133 01:10:26,636 --> 01:10:29,501 You just can't have a single chink in your armor. 1134 01:10:29,535 --> 01:10:31,227 Yeah, well thank you 1135 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:33,677 for waving our dirty laundry in front of my father. 1136 01:10:33,712 --> 01:10:35,058 I really appreciate that. 1137 01:10:35,092 --> 01:10:36,266 What the hell is she talking about? 1138 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:38,234 Nothing, Dad, it's fine. 1139 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:40,822 It's not fine. 1140 01:10:40,857 --> 01:10:44,240 If it was fine, we wouldn't be having this conversation. 1141 01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:45,689 What are you talking about? 1142 01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:01,257 Go ahead. 1143 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,155 What? 1144 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,332 Go ahead. 1145 01:11:07,366 --> 01:11:08,264 What? 1146 01:11:12,509 --> 01:11:13,372 No. 1147 01:11:18,619 --> 01:11:20,483 If you don't tell him, I will. 1148 01:11:20,517 --> 01:11:22,554 God, can't you just leave it? 1149 01:11:22,588 --> 01:11:23,693 We're here, aren't we? 1150 01:11:23,727 --> 01:11:25,798 I'm here! I took work off to be here! 1151 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:28,422 We're eating dinner together and you're ruining it! 1152 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,674 He suspects something. Just tell him. 1153 01:11:39,709 --> 01:11:42,056 Why are you pushing me to do this right now? 1154 01:11:48,062 --> 01:11:49,753 Because I love you. 1155 01:12:03,284 --> 01:12:07,115 Well, then I don't really have a choice. 1156 01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:15,434 Abe, the reason 1157 01:12:15,469 --> 01:12:17,712 your son couldn't make it to your wife's funeral- 1158 01:12:17,747 --> 01:12:19,024 Tania, stop it! 1159 01:12:20,197 --> 01:12:22,165 He wasn't stuck in the mountains in China. 1160 01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:23,994 Don't do this! 1161 01:12:32,693 --> 01:12:34,557 He was in the Pacific- 1162 01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:39,976 He was in the Pacific Palisades, 1163 01:12:40,010 --> 01:12:42,047 touring the house of a big rockstar. 1164 01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:45,188 And he didn't have the nerve to tell him 1165 01:12:45,222 --> 01:12:48,260 that he needed to fly out and be with his family. 1166 01:12:48,294 --> 01:12:50,987 That his mother's funeral was more important 1167 01:12:52,506 --> 01:12:54,577 than this stupid beach house mansion 1168 01:12:54,611 --> 01:12:56,613 with gold records on the wall. 1169 01:12:57,683 --> 01:13:02,205 He couldn't be a man. 1170 01:13:03,482 --> 01:13:05,760 Not in front of a big celebrity, he couldn't. 1171 01:13:09,730 --> 01:13:10,938 Son, is this true? 1172 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:15,425 I didn't want him to go. 1173 01:13:18,980 --> 01:13:21,431 We almost got divorced after that fight. 1174 01:13:23,813 --> 01:13:25,401 But eventually he came around 1175 01:13:27,023 --> 01:13:29,612 and he felt bad about it for years. 1176 01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:35,687 He hasn't talked to you since. 1177 01:13:38,379 --> 01:13:41,555 Nor did he expect a call from you. 1178 01:13:51,530 --> 01:13:52,600 Tell me you didn't. 1179 01:13:58,503 --> 01:14:00,125 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1180 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:19,869 Who was it? 1181 01:14:22,665 --> 01:14:24,218 What? 1182 01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:25,461 The celebrity? 1183 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,054 Robert Trujillo. 1184 01:14:37,093 --> 01:14:39,336 He's a bass player. 1185 01:14:48,449 --> 01:14:50,002 Are you never gonna talk to me again? 1186 01:14:50,037 --> 01:14:52,764 Ain't like we ever talked much before. 1187 01:14:52,798 --> 01:14:55,456 Dad, I thought it was a, an important opportunity. 1188 01:15:01,393 --> 01:15:03,499 And what about your mother? 1189 01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:04,983 What about that opportunity? 1190 01:15:07,088 --> 01:15:10,471 What about the opportunity to, to grieve with your family? 1191 01:15:13,543 --> 01:15:15,890 I didn't raise you to be so selfish. 1192 01:15:15,925 --> 01:15:17,098 Selfish? 1193 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:21,137 If I was selfish, I would've told you already. 1194 01:15:21,171 --> 01:15:23,208 I was trying to protect your feelings. 1195 01:15:25,244 --> 01:15:26,763 If you weren't selfish, 1196 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,319 you would've come home for your mother's funeral. 1197 01:15:33,011 --> 01:15:35,358 Doesn't matter what's going on in your career. 1198 01:15:37,809 --> 01:15:41,433 Nothing, and I mean it, son, 1199 01:15:43,435 --> 01:15:45,575 nothing's more important than your family. 1200 01:15:46,783 --> 01:15:47,750 Dad, it's, 1201 01:15:50,097 --> 01:15:51,926 it's more complicated than that. 1202 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:59,555 No, it isn't. 1203 01:16:01,695 --> 01:16:05,975 Don't let any of those soulless LA freaks 1204 01:16:09,012 --> 01:16:10,807 tell you any different. 1205 01:16:10,842 --> 01:16:12,291 Yeah, well, it's not like you tried 1206 01:16:12,326 --> 01:16:14,570 that hard to get ahold of me! 1207 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:22,439 Shows how much you care about family. 1208 01:17:03,273 --> 01:17:04,171 Hello? 1209 01:17:07,588 --> 01:17:10,280 Oh, good, good. 1210 01:17:10,315 --> 01:17:11,247 That's perfect. 1211 01:17:35,547 --> 01:17:39,275 You not gonna stay in a hotel tonight? 1212 01:17:39,309 --> 01:17:41,139 I thought you'd be packing. 1213 01:17:45,522 --> 01:17:46,869 Did you want me to? 1214 01:17:52,909 --> 01:17:53,772 No. 1215 01:18:06,336 --> 01:18:08,787 I don't think we'll be welcome back again though. 1216 01:18:11,825 --> 01:18:12,895 Not that I blame him. 1217 01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:18,176 This was supposed to end happily, remember? 1218 01:18:48,171 --> 01:18:50,622 You know, one stupid mistake 1219 01:18:50,656 --> 01:18:53,142 shouldn't break apart a whole family. 1220 01:21:07,103 --> 01:21:09,899 What the hell was that? 1221 01:21:09,934 --> 01:21:12,108 What the hell was that? 1222 01:21:12,143 --> 01:21:14,835 It was probably just Abe getting some soda. 1223 01:21:16,388 --> 01:21:17,803 What? 1224 01:21:17,838 --> 01:21:20,220 I said it was probably Abe just getting some soda. 1225 01:22:13,169 --> 01:22:15,413 Does your dad have a cat? 1226 01:22:15,447 --> 01:22:17,173 My dad hates cats. 1227 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,938 - What if they found? - Shh! 1228 01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:33,603 Are you calling the police? 1229 01:22:33,638 --> 01:22:36,468 No, you call the police. 1230 01:22:51,035 --> 01:22:54,417 - Who you calling? - I'm calling my dad. 1231 01:23:25,103 --> 01:23:26,449 Come on, pick up. 1232 01:23:26,484 --> 01:23:28,037 I thought you were gonna call the police. 1233 01:23:28,072 --> 01:23:31,558 What if it's nothing? I don't know. 1234 01:23:38,979 --> 01:23:40,670 This is Abraham. Leave a message. 1235 01:23:40,705 --> 01:23:42,500 Make it funny. I might call you back. 1236 01:23:55,582 --> 01:23:57,894 I still hear footsteps. 1237 01:23:57,929 --> 01:23:59,206 Why didn't he pick up? 1238 01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:02,140 Why do you think he didn't pick up? 1239 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:04,108 Then again, he still doesn't have caller ID. 1240 01:24:04,142 --> 01:24:05,454 Maybe he's asleep. 1241 01:24:05,488 --> 01:24:06,593 How could someone fall asleep 1242 01:24:06,627 --> 01:24:07,870 with the phone ringing like that? 1243 01:24:07,904 --> 01:24:10,321 I don't know. Stop asking stupid questions. 1244 01:24:11,356 --> 01:24:12,633 - What the? - Get out there! 1245 01:24:12,668 --> 01:24:14,635 You get out there. 1246 01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:15,843 That is not my job. 1247 01:24:24,576 --> 01:24:28,649 Fine, you want me to be a man? I'll be a man. 1248 01:24:34,586 --> 01:24:35,691 What are you doing? 1249 01:24:39,557 --> 01:24:40,454 No! 1250 01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:44,907 Yes. 1251 01:24:44,941 --> 01:24:47,220 No! I got pepper spray in my purse. 1252 01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:48,566 Why don't you get your pepper spray 1253 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,155 and go out there and see what happens? 1254 01:24:51,189 --> 01:24:52,535 What if they have guns? 1255 01:24:53,536 --> 01:24:55,469 What if it's nothing? 1256 01:24:58,058 --> 01:24:59,542 What if it's Max dressed as Santa Claus, 1257 01:24:59,577 --> 01:25:01,544 he's putting presents under the tree? 1258 01:25:01,579 --> 01:25:04,409 Well, if it looks like Santa Claus, I won't shoot. 1259 01:25:06,204 --> 01:25:07,274 I think I'm having a panic attack. 1260 01:25:07,309 --> 01:25:09,656 Stop it! You're giving me one. 1261 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:15,593 Oh, please be careful. 1262 01:25:20,736 --> 01:25:21,633 Wait! 1263 01:25:27,087 --> 01:25:29,814 We still love each other, right? 1264 01:25:31,574 --> 01:25:32,472 I guess. 1265 01:25:35,578 --> 01:25:37,753 Good enough. Go ahead. 1266 01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:51,939 Oh, hi, we have an emergency. 1267 01:26:01,397 --> 01:26:02,260 Shit! 1268 01:26:03,641 --> 01:26:04,849 What they take? 1269 01:26:04,883 --> 01:26:07,058 I don't know. I didn't have time to look. 1270 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,804 Not my TV. 1271 01:26:30,668 --> 01:26:32,221 Well, looks like they got the big present 1272 01:26:32,256 --> 01:26:33,636 for Max's kids too. 1273 01:26:37,295 --> 01:26:38,365 Is it safe? 1274 01:26:39,297 --> 01:26:40,367 Yeah. Come on in. 1275 01:26:40,402 --> 01:26:43,232 Did you call the cops finally? 1276 01:26:43,267 --> 01:26:45,338 Well, they're on their way. 1277 01:26:45,372 --> 01:26:46,580 Oh, my back. 1278 01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:49,894 You didn't shoot anyone, did you? 1279 01:26:49,928 --> 01:26:50,826 No. 1280 01:26:52,586 --> 01:26:53,725 You would've heard it. 1281 01:26:55,693 --> 01:26:56,832 You been surrounded 1282 01:26:56,866 --> 01:26:58,178 by a bunch of liberals, does for you. 1283 01:27:07,187 --> 01:27:08,395 I hate guns. 1284 01:27:09,534 --> 01:27:12,779 You put install locks on that list. 1285 01:27:12,813 --> 01:27:15,609 Yeah. Get another dog. 1286 01:27:18,129 --> 01:27:19,234 Hold me, you idiot. 1287 01:28:13,702 --> 01:28:15,186 You know, I was robbed once 1288 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,914 when I first moved out to the big city. 1289 01:28:18,948 --> 01:28:21,157 Working on finishing my graduate degree, 1290 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:25,092 I was living in that, that crappy little apartment. 1291 01:28:27,923 --> 01:28:30,166 Some tweaker came in the window. 1292 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,618 He took my computer and my guitar. 1293 01:28:35,379 --> 01:28:36,932 At least you got your stuff back. 1294 01:28:38,382 --> 01:28:41,177 Of course, it's not really the stuff getting taken 1295 01:28:41,212 --> 01:28:45,043 that's scary, it's more the feeling of vulnerability. 1296 01:28:46,528 --> 01:28:48,978 Why did you never tell your, your mom and me about this? 1297 01:28:52,844 --> 01:28:54,812 I guess I just didn't wanna worry you. 1298 01:28:58,367 --> 01:29:00,127 When was the last time you mopped? 1299 01:29:01,197 --> 01:29:02,716 Oh, hell, I don't remember. 1300 01:29:17,455 --> 01:29:20,182 You know, I'm glad they didn't put a crack in the TV. 1301 01:29:21,321 --> 01:29:23,150 That would've been a real tragedy. 1302 01:29:37,095 --> 01:29:38,580 Hey, Dad? 1303 01:29:38,614 --> 01:29:39,477 Yeah. 1304 01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:49,832 I'm sorry that I didn't come to Mom's funeral. 1305 01:29:54,803 --> 01:29:55,942 The truth is, I. 1306 01:30:03,467 --> 01:30:07,022 The truth is, I couldn't stand to be here. 1307 01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:10,128 I- I couldn't stand to be here without her. 1308 01:30:16,652 --> 01:30:18,309 I thought that if I, 1309 01:30:20,311 --> 01:30:24,349 if I just stayed busy, 1310 01:30:26,490 --> 01:30:27,870 kept living my life, 1311 01:30:32,634 --> 01:30:33,738 if I didn't 1312 01:30:38,363 --> 01:30:42,091 acknowledge that she was, you know, 1313 01:30:44,887 --> 01:30:45,923 that she was gone, 1314 01:30:52,308 --> 01:30:53,586 thought it would be easier. 1315 01:31:10,913 --> 01:31:13,295 We all make mistakes, kid. 1316 01:31:22,373 --> 01:31:26,101 I've had plenty of time to think about mine. 1317 01:31:32,072 --> 01:31:33,902 I should have called. 1318 01:31:39,183 --> 01:31:43,705 I know we don't really say this in our family, 1319 01:31:47,294 --> 01:31:48,088 but I. 1320 01:31:59,030 --> 01:32:00,066 I love you too, son. 1321 01:32:09,765 --> 01:32:11,077 Come on! Ooh! 1322 01:32:13,631 --> 01:32:14,632 Should we tell him? 1323 01:32:16,496 --> 01:32:18,325 It would make his day a lot better. 1324 01:32:19,188 --> 01:32:20,569 Nah, let's keep with the plan. 1325 01:32:20,604 --> 01:32:22,744 Save it for Christmas Eve when everyone's here. 1326 01:32:22,778 --> 01:32:23,607 Mm. 1327 01:32:28,922 --> 01:32:33,478 Taj Mahal of chicken coops, my ass! 1328 01:32:33,513 --> 01:32:34,790 Ooh. 1329 01:32:34,825 --> 01:32:36,136 Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. 1330 01:32:36,171 --> 01:32:37,759 What? 1331 01:32:37,793 --> 01:32:40,658 - Dad gave me a gun. - Not funny. 1332 01:32:40,693 --> 01:32:42,971 - It's true. - Not funny. 1333 01:32:43,005 --> 01:32:44,662 No one's joking. 1334 01:32:46,215 --> 01:32:48,252 You know that hillbilly thing I said? 1335 01:32:48,286 --> 01:32:49,736 Yeah, I don't want that version of you back. 1336 01:32:49,771 --> 01:32:52,221 Well, he's coming back, whether you like it or not. 1337 01:32:52,256 --> 01:32:54,465 Where'd that MAGA sweatshirt go? It's chilly out. 1338 01:32:54,499 --> 01:32:55,500 - You are- - I don't know 1339 01:32:55,535 --> 01:32:56,950 if it was that phone call 1340 01:32:56,985 --> 01:32:59,194 or another one that came later, 1341 01:32:59,228 --> 01:33:01,334 but at some point my father was informed 1342 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:03,888 that a curious intern had noticed something odd 1343 01:33:03,923 --> 01:33:06,373 about the x-rays taken before his back surgery. 1344 01:33:09,998 --> 01:33:12,172 After some tests, my father was diagnosed 1345 01:33:12,207 --> 01:33:13,588 with a terminal cancer. 1346 01:33:19,835 --> 01:33:21,216 He lived just long enough 1347 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,356 to be able to hold his newborn grandson. 1348 01:33:29,811 --> 01:33:31,502 He didn't ever wanna let him go, 1349 01:33:37,404 --> 01:33:41,063 but eventually he had no choice. 1350 01:34:52,687 --> 01:34:53,722 Sorry, I'm coming. 1351 01:34:54,619 --> 01:34:56,345 I just got distracted. 1352 01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:57,243 It's okay. 1353 01:34:59,348 --> 01:35:02,593 He was getting fussy, so I just put him down on the bed. 1354 01:35:02,627 --> 01:35:04,699 And Max hasn't even gotten the truck yet, 1355 01:35:04,733 --> 01:35:07,805 so we've got some time. 1356 01:35:09,496 --> 01:35:11,775 What are we gonna do with his chickens? 1357 01:35:11,809 --> 01:35:13,915 I don't know. 1358 01:35:13,949 --> 01:35:16,469 I think your father's gonna have us eat them 1359 01:35:16,503 --> 01:35:18,747 in his honor or something. 1360 01:35:18,782 --> 01:35:20,784 Do you remember when you were vegan? 1361 01:35:20,818 --> 01:35:21,716 I still am. 1362 01:35:22,958 --> 01:35:24,822 I often wonder how long someone can be vegan 1363 01:35:24,857 --> 01:35:27,307 and not realize gelatin is an animal product. 1364 01:35:28,274 --> 01:35:29,171 Shut up. 1365 01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:33,313 Where you going? 1366 01:35:34,763 --> 01:35:36,385 Check on my son. 1367 01:35:37,870 --> 01:35:38,733 Hm! 1368 01:35:53,817 --> 01:35:55,646 I love you.