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[Narrator] Tonight on an all new episode

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of "Juvenile Lockdown,"

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Kyle Kulanski looks like your
average American 12-year-old.

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Nice house, loving parents.

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But is he really the preteen from hell?

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Find out tonight on "Juvenile Lockdown."

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It was love at first sight for nurse Tracy Kulanski

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and Pastor Shelby White,

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a beautiful young family
that appears to have it all,

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but appearances can be deceptive.

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When I first saw Tracy, my heart stopped.

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When I saw her, I knew the
Lord had put her on this earth

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just for Shelby.

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Shelby is so sweet.

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He kept asking me out, and I kept saying no,

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but you know, the Lord has his ways.

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I said, Sweet Pea, I've got everything covered.

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I'll pay for everything. Shelby has got this.

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[Narrator] The name Shelby White

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may sound familiar to some of you

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as this end of days pastor

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stirred up controversy last spring

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when a recruitment video leaked

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showing Mr. White brandishing firearms

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and seemingly encouraging violent action

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against the government.

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When the rebirth begins and the sodomite stooges

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of the secular government
come clawing at your door,

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you're gonna show them what it means

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to be an apostle of the rebirth.

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(gun blasting)

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I have no comment.

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[Narrator] But could it be that a devoted man of God

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could be living with the son of Satan?

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[Shelby] You've been on that thing all day.

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Move your big old butt, chubby.

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Alright. No games.

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(energetic video game music)

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All right. How about no games at all?

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The disobedience, the rude tongue.

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The boy's just outta control.

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He's 12. You were a little prick at 12 too.

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- Don't make excuses for the
boy. The boy needs discipline.

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He won't even eat his meats.

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Oh, no.

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Not the buckets. No, no.

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Can you see it? You got the face in?

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Okay. Yeah.

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We got the boy on the Pastor
Shelby White all meat diet.

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Give him the fuel he needs for the new world.

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You can buy this at pastorshelbywhite.com.

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Again, that's pastorshelbywhite.com.

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Oh.

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(Kyle groaning)

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No.

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(Kyle gagging)

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- [Narrator] But where does
all of this hatred come from?

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Kyle's a sensitive little boy.

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I mean, he was really well behaved.

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He kind of started acting up

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after my idiot ex got locked up.

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Terry Miller.

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That guy is a piece of work.

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[bleep] you, Terry Miller.

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[Narrator] And who is Terry Miller?

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Should I be talking right into this?

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Or can you hear me all right?

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Terry Miller, former stepdad,

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current American patriot,

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imprisoned for crimes I did not commit.

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- [Narrator] Terry Miller is
currently serving 15 years

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after being convicted of a variety of crimes

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stemming from a Christmas Eve crime spree

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wherein he abducted Kyle from his home

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in a stolen City of Flint Police Cruiser.

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Oh, I gave that little bastard

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the best damn Christmas he ever had.

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I met Terry in high school.

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He moved up here from Florida.

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We dated on and off and partied,

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which led to a drunken shotgun wedding.

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Terry's about as big of a dumb ass as you can imagine.

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Oh, yeah. We're in love.

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Big time. Always have been.

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I mean, we're meant to be together.

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She's my little tape worm.

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Me and Terry get back together? No, no.

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Absolutely not. No, no.

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I would eat mayo out of buckets
during the post apocalypse

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with Shelby, but I would absolutely, no, no.

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Terry and I? No, no.

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No. - You mark my words.

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As soon as I'm out here,

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as soon as I'm acquitted of these crimes,

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which I did not commit,

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first thing I'm doing is I'm marching right over

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to Tracy's front steps.

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I'm getting down on my knees,

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and I'm gonna ask her to make me an honest man.

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Again.

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And I'm gonna do it right this time, too.

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I'm gonna do the whole step
daddy thing and everything.

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Terry Miller will never be my stepdad again.

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He's pretty much the worst person in the world.

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(laughing) Oh, that boy. He's a jokester.

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He probably gets a sense of humor from me.

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I've been writing the governor and the president

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in trying to get them to get Terry executed,

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but they told me that's not how it works,

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and they told my mom that I had to stop.

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(Kyle sniffing)

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He said what?

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Little bastard. He does love me though.

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It's no wonder that Kyle's the way he is

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with a man like Terry in his life.

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What he needs is a constant
positive male role model

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in his life.

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And I wanna be that man.

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I wanna be that man in your life.

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Shelby. No.

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So on TV.

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Shelby, stop. Stop.

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Will you join my hand in marriage?

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And bathe in the eternal rebirth of salvation?

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Yes.

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Yes, yes.

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I couldn't think of anything

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that would make me happier than that.

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Yes. - Yes.

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I'm so happy.

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Oh my god. This is perfect.

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We're getting married

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and we'll be doing it on pastorshelbywhite.com.

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Join us.

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All right. And I want you to show this to her too.

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Make sure she sees this.

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Tracy, as soon as I'm outta here,

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I swear to you, I'm gonna do right by you this time.

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I'm a new man, changed man.

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And I'm gonna teach Kyle how to be a man too.

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I'm gonna do the whole thing.

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I'll take him fishing,

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Learn, teach him how to water ski.

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I don't even know.

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[Interviewer] You didn't hear?

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She's engaged to get married.

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Wait, what?

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- [Interviewer] Her boyfriend Shelby
proposed when we were shooting the show.

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Shelby?

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What'd she say?

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[Interviewer] She said yeah.

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When's the wedding?

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[Narrator] Can Kyle clean up his act

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before he ends up just like terrible Terry Miller?

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Kyle's family and the producers have set up a trip

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for Kyle to see what his life may turn into

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if he continues to misbehave.

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You see, Kyle want to disobey his parents

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and he's gonna see where that gets him.

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We got a little meet and greet set up for him.

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Some of our biggest assholes.

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Scare the shit out of him.

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It's gonna be a good day. Real good day.

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You go to church?

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No.

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I don't know if you believe in God or not,

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but you might wanna pray to whoever it is

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that can save your sorry ass.

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Let's go.

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See, I'm the king in here.

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This prison inside these walls? My house.

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I am the HNIC in here.

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Don't you try to say that? Only I can say that.

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You can get in trouble for that, but I own this.

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My house.

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(door buzzing)

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Terry?

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Kyle, what are you doing?

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Shut your mouth, convict.

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Yeah. Shut up, Terry.

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What are you doing here, bud?

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I told you to shut up. I don't be on the show anyway.

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(watch bleeping)

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Line it up, convict.

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You heard the man.

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Line it up, convict.

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I really didn't know you were gonna be here today, bud.

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(aggressive music)

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(aggressive music continues)

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(aggressive music continues)

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Oh my god. I can't believe it worked.

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- I can't believe it worked here.
- There's a man.

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I'm a free man, Kyle. What are you talking about?

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[Kyle] There's a man.

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We better buckle up Miss Daisy.

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Woo.

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(aggressive music)

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♪ Cocaine stepdad ♪

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Okay. It's right up here.

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(seatbelt bleeping)

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All right. We gotta ditch this ride.

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It's too hot.

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(siren wailing)

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Get out of the car.

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(siren wailing)

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You get too.

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Kyle. Come on Kyle.

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Move your ass, man.

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Stop pushing me.

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I shouldn't have to push you.

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You should be able to just move your body.

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- Get upstairs.
- Stop.

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Can I help you, gentlemen?

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Oh shit.

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Does Benny not live here anymore?

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Oh, you're some of Benny's friends. You come on in.

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[Terry] Oh my God. Come on.

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Sweetheart. Some of your friends are here.

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Sweetheart.

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- I told you not to bother me
when I'm working on my novel.

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Holy crap, Terry. I missed you, man.

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Hey, that's my favorite little dude, Kyle.

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Remember your Uncle Benny, buddy?

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Remember me?

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You're big.

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What? They let you out early?

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Yeah. No, not exactly.

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Kyle, get up.

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Who the hell is this?

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Benny, listen. I went rabbit, okay.

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I broke out. I took Kyle with me.

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I accidentally kidnapped
this guy, and I need your help.

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You need me to kill him?

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No.

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Kyle, get up.

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That's awesome that you broke out, man.

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This is exactly what I would've done.

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Can I get you boys anything?

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It looks like you worked up a sweat.

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Could you go for some lemonade?

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We're fine, Bethany. Thank you.

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Okay, sweetheart.

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Well, if you boys need anything, you just let me know.

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Yep.

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Get up.

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Sorry man. I know she's annoying as hell.

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Benny. Listen, man.

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Is my shit still in the garage?

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Yeah, dude. Exactly how you left it.

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She tried to put her kid's bike in there.

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I'm like, you bitch,

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that's for my best friend Terry's stuff.

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Don't touch it.

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Jesus man.

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Well listen. I need to go back out there.

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Do you still got that old Buick?

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Can I, can I just borrow it?

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I'll get it back to you spic and span.

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Not a scratch on it. Honest engine.

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Of course you can. Anything for my brother.

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I'll go get the car keys.

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The garage is unlocked. I'll meet you out there.

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Get up.

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You're coming. Ow, my fucking tit.

268
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,408
Alright.

269
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,400
Go to the left. Garage you to the left.

270
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,973
- Stop.
- Just keep moving.

271
00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:25,623
Fuck.

272
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,293
Go. Straight back there.

273
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:39,318
[Kyle] Jeez.

274
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,728
Come on over here, boy. Alright.

275
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:43,518
Woo. Here's the deal.

276
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:47,298
That Pastor Shelby
motherfucker Tracy is not marrying,

277
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,288
and we are breaking them up.

278
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,388
Okay? New boys, you're coming with.

279
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,968
Gimme your phone and your wallet.

280
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:53,801
Hey, and listen.

281
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,458
Benny was joking about that whole

282
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,538
killing you thing back there.

283
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,008
As long as you don't do anything stupid

284
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,258
like trying to run off or, you know,

285
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,093
trying to tattle on me, you won't have an issue.

286
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:04,908
And don't worry about that.

287
00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:06,588
I'm gonna pay for the whole thing when I'm rich.

288
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,458
And check this out.

289
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,688
Once we get there,

290
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,638
you're gonna edit together a little movie for Tracy.

291
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,438
Show her what a good stepdad I've been

292
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,392
to this little fucking bastard over here.

293
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:17,716
(glass shattering) (cans clattering)

294
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:21,091
You ruined my life, Terry. I hate you.

295
00:14:25,236 --> 00:14:26,058
Oh, all right. You all right.

296
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,139
He's just joking. We're just playing.

297
00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:30,410
We're just playing.

298
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,535
I hate you.

299
00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:36,380
I'm on the run now because you're an idiot.

300
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,908
We're just playing.

301
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,278
(pair yelling)

302
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,708
We're just playing around, Tracy.

303
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,478
He's using what I taught him,

304
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,248
he's doing exactly what I would do.

305
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,775
I'm going kill ya.

306
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:48,897
I'll kill ya, you stupid idiot.

307
00:14:55,822 --> 00:15:00,822
Oh, I got.

308
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,673
I hate you.

309
00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:07,668
Oh, I got you now, you little bastard.

310
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:10,064
I hate you.

311
00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:12,356
You going to... Hey. Hey.

312
00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:17,923
You gonna behave yourself
now? Are you gonna calm down?

313
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,733
Are you sure? I don't know if I believe you.

314
00:15:21,802 --> 00:15:22,802
Alright. Oh.

315
00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,788
It's lucky I'm not his real daddy.

316
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,248
Oh, I'd have him bent over my knee right now.

317
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,078
I'm sorry, Terry. I didn't mean to act up.

318
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,120
I'll go to my mom's with you. I promise.

319
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,818
It's all right. It didn't even hurt.

320
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,783
And I was taking it easy on him too.

321
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,738
Now, if I let you out of there,
you gonna behave yourself?

322
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,328
I promise. Terry. I'll be good.

323
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,453
I love you Papa.

324
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,711
We're actually making

325
00:15:44,753 --> 00:15:47,118
a lot of really good progress already.

326
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,178
You know, it's called tough love, but it works.

327
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,668
Let's get this thing up right here.

328
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,918
A lot of parents nowadays
are too pussy to hit their kids,

329
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,778
but I'm telling you, it does work.

330
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:57,935
Doesn't matter.

331
00:15:57,977 --> 00:15:58,768
(glass shattering)

332
00:15:58,810 --> 00:15:59,643
Jesus Christ, buddy.

333
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:03,438
Fuck. Oh my God.

334
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,850
Wait, no, no, no. What the hell?

335
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:08,826
Put that down. Come on, are you kidding me?

336
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,412
Fuck. Goddamn.

337
00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:11,658
That little bastard was gonna hit me

338
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,804
with a fucking bowling pin.

339
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,763
(glass shattering)

340
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,523
I'm gonna get you this time.

341
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,996
He trying to rip my head off.

342
00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:33,621
He's trying to rip my head off.

343
00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:41,877
Asshole.

344
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:42,710
That's what I thought.

345
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,911
You know what this is, you little prick?

346
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,168
It's a laser gun.

347
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:46,878
It's a flare gun, motherfucker.

348
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,228
And it'll throw a phosphorus around

349
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,618
through your skeleton at 105
fucking thousand miles an hour.

350
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,238
Now sit your ass down.

351
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,843
Sit your fucking ass down.

352
00:16:56,279 --> 00:16:57,112
Fuck.

353
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:04,488
And so you must really want your mom

354
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:06,075
to marry this guy then, don't you?

355
00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:07,848
No. I hate Shelby.

356
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,648
Then why don't you help me break them up?

357
00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:11,628
'Cause I hate you too.

358
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:14,028
Hate's a strong word, Kyle. I'm not that bad.

359
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,888
- Yeah, remember when you
got us kicked outta Burger King

360
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,058
'cause you fought that guy?

361
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,258
That guy was an asshole.

362
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,058
Sometimes assholes need to be fought.

363
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,128
- Or what about that time
that you flipped the Trans Am

364
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,688
'cause you were drunk driving with me?

365
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,818
No, I was not drunk driving. I was not drunk driving.

366
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,438
I had a bottle of vodka in the car.

367
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,088
It broke open when the Trans Am rolled

368
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,638
and the cops didn't wanna
listen to my side of the story.

369
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,678
- What about that time that
you got arrested on Christmas

370
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,408
and you went to prison and
you left me and my mom alone

371
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,658
and then Shelby came along
and now my life's horrible

372
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,550
'cause you weren't around to help me?

373
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:46,698
Yeah, I guess I did bone that one up.

374
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,390
You're horrible and I hate you.

375
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,461
Wait a minute.

376
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,598
Is this why you were on that kid jail TV show anyway?

377
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,178
'Cause you miss me so bad
you're acting out being a bad boy?

378
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,918
Because that is a little bit flattering.

379
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,643
No, it's 'cause Shelby made me.

380
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:01,758
Shelby made you do the show

381
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,888
and your mom didn't have anything to say about it?

382
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:06,005
She didn't want me to, but he said if I didn't do it,

383
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,746
he was gonna kick us on the street,

384
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,918
and we're gonna live in a garbage place like you.

385
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,238
And he probably just doesn't even want me

386
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,071
going to the wedding.

387
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:13,533
I don't wanna go to it anyway.

388
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,038
But you know when the wedding is?

389
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,748
It's Saturday.

390
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,218
And you know where the wedding is?

391
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,340
It's his big stupid house in Oscoda.

392
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:23,748
Man, then why don't you want to go to the wedding

393
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,208
and get Shelby's face and tell him, ugh?

394
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,048
What's that?

395
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,553
It means, up yours, Shelby. Fuck you, Shelby.

396
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:31,900
Fuck you, Shelby.

397
00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:33,165
- Yeah. Fuck you, Shelby.
- Fuck you, Shelby.

398
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:35,181
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Fuck you, Terry.

399
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:36,198
Hey. Alright man.

400
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,073
Chill out.

401
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,263
I'll go with you,

402
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,415
but you're not gonna be my friend,

403
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,507
and you're not gonna be my stepdad again.

404
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,494
I can work with that. Let me get my shit.

405
00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:53,453
(aggressive music)

406
00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:14,178
Woo.

407
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,870
Let's hit the road, boy. Come on.

408
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,178
Alright. She's parked right around the corner.

409
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,020
Let's hit the road, boys. You drive.

410
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,030
Benny, what are you doing, man?

411
00:19:28,072 --> 00:19:28,863
What do you mean?

412
00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:30,049
I'm excited to hit the road with you guys.

413
00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,318
We're gonna be like three caballeros.

414
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,668
I can't take you with us on this one, brother.

415
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,543
I'm sorry.

416
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,273
Why not?

417
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,998
I'm trying to get Tracy back, man.

418
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,408
That's what this is about.

419
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:43,638
You're trying to get back with Tracy?

420
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,598
That's what this is about?

421
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,673
Yeah.

422
00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:47,531
I wanna prove to her that I can
be the man she thought I was.

423
00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:49,548
I wanna be a family man. I wanna do it right this time.

424
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,378
Family man? You're already a free man.

425
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,178
You saw what I deal with in there.

426
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,248
Domesticated life is hell for guys like us.

427
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,790
We were meant to be great men.

428
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,788
You know, great men like us,

429
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,308
more great men have had their ambitions curtailed

430
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,288
and their dreams denied by the words "I love you"

431
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,268
than any prison ever erected by man.

432
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,038
Women are like bugs in the jungle, man.

433
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,222
They lure you in with their thick thoraxes

434
00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:10,428
and then they drag you in their sharp arms

435
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,408
and eat your head off slowly every day.

436
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,718
They just needle at you. You
don't get a moment to yourself.

437
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,958
It's always, Benny, what do you want for supper?

438
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,398
Benny, what bills do you need paying?

439
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,678
Come to bed with me, Benny. Make love to me.

440
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,958
I try to tell her, babe, I'm like a T. rex.

441
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,478
I don't want to be fed beaver. I wanna hunt for it.

442
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,738
Jesus Christ, man.

443
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,573
Benny, you're not being cool right now, brother.

444
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,728
Shit, I'm sorry. I thought I was being cool.

445
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,560
- Hello, boys?
- God.

446
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:38,478
Hey. - Now I know you boys

447
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,528
said you weren't thirsty,

448
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:41,238
but a little bit of fresh squeezed lemonade

449
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,480
never hurt anybody.

450
00:20:42,522 --> 00:20:47,522
Oh my God.

451
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:52,968
Thanks babe.

452
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,798
[Bethany] Wow, you were thirsty.

453
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,248
Yeah, everyone gets thirsty. It's not a big deal.

454
00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,178
Alright, jokester.

455
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,278
Well, if you need anything else, just let me know.

456
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,393
Nothing's too good for my sweet Ben.

457
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:07,053
I'll let you know. Love of my life.

458
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,878
Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure the cops

459
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,318
are gonna be coming through here soon, man.

460
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,253
So I think we gotta go.

461
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,268
[Benny] You sure I can't come with you?

462
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,390
[Terry] Yeah, I'm sorry, brother.

463
00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:25,488
Alright. I understand.

464
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:29,238
Can you just do one thing for me before you go?

465
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,278
Of course, brother. Anything.

466
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,895
Kill me.

467
00:21:32,937 --> 00:21:35,038
Take that flare gun. Shoot me in the eye.

468
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:35,969
Hey, hey, hey. Alright.

469
00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:36,844
Hey, hey.

470
00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,303
We gotta go. Kyle, come on.

471
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,768
Be careful what you wish for, Terry.

472
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,373
This isn't the life you want.

473
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:54,580
Get in the car, Kyle.

474
00:21:58,588 --> 00:21:59,608
(seatbelt bleeping)

475
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:02,238
You ready to hit the fucking road, boys?

476
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,683
Seatbelt. Where's your seatbelt.

477
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:08,488
Put your seatbelt on.

478
00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:10,338
You mind listening to some tunes?

479
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:12,678
- Anything's better than
listening to you breathe, man.

480
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,018
You mean little bastard. But check it out.

481
00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:16,938
Rock and roll. The real deal.

482
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:19,013
Take a listen. You might learn something.

483
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:24,457
♪ I caught this guy's evil eye the other night. ♪

484
00:22:24,499 --> 00:22:26,876
[Kyle] What is this?

485
00:22:26,918 --> 00:22:28,759
You like this?

486
00:22:28,801 --> 00:22:31,605
Real rock & roll, dude. Listen and learn.

487
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:33,195
[Kyle] This is not rock and roll.

488
00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:34,028
♪ You gonna pay the price ♪

489
00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:34,987
[Kyle] Ew.

490
00:22:36,012 --> 00:22:37,630
♪ See, I'm monastic ♪

491
00:22:37,672 --> 00:22:38,463
♪ I'm fired up ♪

492
00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,296
[Kyle] What? Turn it off.

493
00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:40,401
How do you turn it off?

494
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,485
♪ I don't play by the rules ♪

495
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,840
[Kyle] Is that you? Is that your voice?

496
00:22:43,882 --> 00:22:44,873
♪ You wanna play that game with me ♪

497
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:46,240
[Terry] Yeah.

498
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,232
[Kyle] You ruin music. You ruined it.

499
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,653
[Terry] I'm gonna run this thing into a fucking ditch.

500
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,726
I hate this.

501
00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:57,733
Why?

502
00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:02,775
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

503
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,973
♪ I need a blood transfusion. ♪

504
00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:08,379
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

505
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:12,226
♪ Got a fire in my soul and that fires rock and roll ♪

506
00:23:12,268 --> 00:23:16,334
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

507
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:19,751
♪ And what are we gonna do with that fire, boys ♪

508
00:23:19,793 --> 00:23:21,200
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

509
00:23:21,242 --> 00:23:23,459
♪ This is what goes out to the love of my life ♪

510
00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:25,289
♪ Tracy Kulanski ♪

511
00:23:25,331 --> 00:23:27,004
♪ I'm sorry, but I still know how to rock ♪

512
00:23:27,046 --> 00:23:28,981
♪ Sometimes I rock a little too hard for her ♪

513
00:23:29,023 --> 00:23:31,363
♪ But that's fine ♪

514
00:23:31,405 --> 00:23:36,238
♪ She's gonna love this when she hears it ♪

515
00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,668
[Kyle] You are passing the motel, Terry.

516
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,198
Man, chill out. We're going behind.

517
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,031
[Kyle] You can't be parked.

518
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:43,998
Settle down. All right.

519
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,528
I'm parking behind the motel.

520
00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:46,428
- What?
- You can't have the car

521
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:47,538
on the street, all right?

522
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,371
[Kyle] Okay.

523
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:51,063
Well just give me a bedtime and I'm fine.

524
00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:56,971
[Terry] Yeah, see, it's not too shabby.

525
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,840
I mean, he's probably just,

526
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,203
he's just playing around, probably.

527
00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:18,798
[Kyle] Whoa.

528
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,328
Alright, well listen. You go in and get us a room.

529
00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:22,218
Let me give you my, give you some cash here.

530
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,088
Get us a hotel room.

531
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,430
You gotta go in with me.

532
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720
All right, let's go.

533
00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:47,260
Oh my god, Terry.

534
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,868
Well, it ain't the Ritz Carlton Banks,

535
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,918
but it ain't half bad.

536
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,508
[Kyle] Oh, it stinks.

537
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:01,008
Yeah, it's just a little bit of dog.

538
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:03,378
Don't worry about it. Take a load off.

539
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,278
Woo.

540
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,928
Get a little bit of rest.

541
00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,638
'cause tomorrow we are getting up bright and early

542
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,753
and we are hitting the old dusty trail.

543
00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:12,258
(Kyle coughing)

544
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,142
Shouldn't we eat something?

545
00:25:14,184 --> 00:25:14,975
Man? You're hungry?

546
00:25:15,017 --> 00:25:16,428
You're already ate earlier today, I bet.

547
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,498
We need energy to keep going

548
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,478
so our bodies don't starve.

549
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,128
Well just, just, just, just

550
00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,418
lay down and go to sleep

551
00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:25,368
and we'll get some breakfast in the morning.

552
00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:26,201
Okay, Terry.

553
00:25:26,243 --> 00:25:29,268
Then you can explain to my
mom why your son's a skeleton.

554
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,833
I'm gonna starve and I'm gonna be a skeleton.

555
00:25:34,057 --> 00:25:36,558
Oh. Oh.

556
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,908
[Terry] What is that?

557
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:38,928
Hunger pains.

558
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,168
Hunger pains?

559
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:41,538
Oh, you probably just got to shit. Go shit.

560
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,503
Oh, I'm hungry, Terry.

561
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,568
Fine. I'll just starve to death.

562
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:48,888
Oh my God. Alright, fine.

563
00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:52,284
Fuck it. I'll just go get you some food.

564
00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:53,688
So I don't have to listen to you bitch, bitch, bitch

565
00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:54,630
all day and night.

566
00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:10,818
[TV] Are you a busy person always on the go?

567
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,278
Flummoxed by all those syllables?

568
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,617
Here at the House of
Contractuals, you can stress for less.

569
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:21,380
A great array of punctuation light combos.

570
00:26:21,422 --> 00:26:23,418
(door clicking)

571
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,983
Should not.

572
00:26:25,025 --> 00:26:25,821
(door buzzing)

573
00:26:25,863 --> 00:26:28,031
I just don't have the time for that.

574
00:26:28,073 --> 00:26:31,119
Well, I do believe one of our proprietaries

575
00:26:31,161 --> 00:26:34,062
should set you straight.

576
00:26:34,104 --> 00:26:36,271
T'was? More like t'wasn't.

577
00:26:37,374 --> 00:26:38,707
Will not. Can't.

578
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,543
Will not.

579
00:26:52,506 --> 00:26:56,006
(TV blaring indistinctly)

580
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,658
It was probably just a ghost.

581
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:12,045
All these places have have twin ghosts

582
00:27:12,087 --> 00:27:14,298
because of all the carnage that happens here,

583
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:16,190
there's a lot of ghosts in the walls.

584
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,128
I've just gotta remember

585
00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,768
that there's ghosts in all these places.

586
00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:22,608
Hotels, more.

587
00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:25,458
Motels were kind of just like a few.

588
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,798
Closer to pick a haunted place and not even ask

589
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,203
because legally they have
to tell you if it's haunted.

590
00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:41,903
What the fuck?

591
00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:45,100
You trying to home alone with that?

592
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,318
What'd you get me?

593
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,458
Well, they didn't have a restaurant,

594
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,300
so I had to hit the vending machine.

595
00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:56,583
You took long enough. There's two ghosts outside.

596
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,598
Two ghosts outside?

597
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,040
[Kyle] Yeah.

598
00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:02,992
You know ghosts aren't real Kyle, right?

599
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:04,488
There's a ghost of two twins outside,

600
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,798
and I saw them and they were looking at me.

601
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,828
Two ghosts of two twins haunting an old hotel, huh?

602
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:12,333
Someone's been watching a little too many movies.

603
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,270
You weren't here.

604
00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:31,486
Oh, hell. Slumber party.

605
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,028
You told me to get some sleep.

606
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:38,853
Well, that's before I, that's before I got excited.

607
00:28:39,870 --> 00:28:42,070
[Kyle] I told you you shouldn't eat sugar.

608
00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:48,438
Just walk it off.

609
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,673
Go lay down, you stupid fat ass.

610
00:28:51,885 --> 00:28:55,385
(TV blaring indistinctly)

611
00:28:56,774 --> 00:29:01,774
[TV] Oh baby got sick. (laughing)

612
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,609
Do you smell that?

613
00:29:04,651 --> 00:29:06,568
The baby made a stinky.

614
00:29:07,868 --> 00:29:12,868
Time to change the baby. (laughing)

615
00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:18,328
[TV] Hot dog heaven.

616
00:29:18,370 --> 00:29:20,358
Cooked greased hell.

617
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,933
Cooked ground beef.

618
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,788
And Pastor Shelby's Mayo.

619
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,468
[Shelby] That's 60 days of meat right there

620
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:28,938
for you and your family.

621
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:32,058
What an incredible deal, Pastor Shelby.

622
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,758
And it says clearly in black and white in the Bible

623
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,187
that the end is coming and the rebirth is new.

624
00:29:39,732 --> 00:29:41,898
And a man still has to provide for his family.

625
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,471
- Mm-hmm.

626
00:29:43,513 --> 00:29:44,304
And we have it all.

627
00:29:44,346 --> 00:29:46,188
We have greased ham, ground beef.

628
00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:51,230
And my personal favorite, hot dog heaven.

629
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:55,218
Now my boys love the hot dog heaven, Pastor Shelby.

630
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,258
We eat it every night.

631
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,638
Well, you raised some smart boys.

632
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,164
Hot dog heaven is delicious, it's nutritious,

633
00:30:02,206 --> 00:30:05,448
and it's available on pastorshelbywhite.com.

634
00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:07,008
I wanna remind all those watching

635
00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:09,492
that salvation is just a click away.

636
00:30:09,534 --> 00:30:11,367
Pastorshelbywhite.com.

637
00:30:18,281 --> 00:30:19,758
How'd you sleep last night, Sport?

638
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,591
Horrible.

639
00:30:20,633 --> 00:30:23,028
- What you mean, horrible?
Those beds were comfortable.

640
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,948
There was ghosts in the walls.

641
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:25,848
It was haunted.

642
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,258
Everywhere there was pounding on all the walls.

643
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,524
All right. There's no ghost in the walls.

644
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:31,257
Yes there was.

645
00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:34,250
Terry.

646
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,868
Terry, did you, did you kill him?

647
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:37,308
I did not kill anybody.

648
00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:38,178
[Kyle] Did you kill him?

649
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,188
- Listen, I don't know what the fuck is going on here, but-

650
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:41,838
- Did I kill him?
- Kyle, settle down.

651
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,308
All right. Neither of us killed this guy.

652
00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:44,238
Okay? Chill out.

653
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,223
Something fucked up with... sh.

654
00:30:46,265 --> 00:30:47,358
(siren wailing)

655
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,648
Oh, we gotta get the fuck outta here.

656
00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:50,428
We gotta ditch the car. We
gotta get the fuck outta here.

657
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:51,580
I gotta get something out of the car.

658
00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:52,908
Terry, what are you doing? What's so important?

659
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,181
I gotta get something outta the car.

660
00:30:54,223 --> 00:30:56,493
No, Terry, come on. We gotta go.

661
00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:58,908
What are you doing?

662
00:30:58,950 --> 00:31:00,802
- My tape?
- Your pop song?

663
00:31:00,844 --> 00:31:02,741
We got to get the fuck outta here. Now.

664
00:31:02,783 --> 00:31:05,450
(siren wailing)

665
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:14,148
- Shit.
- Oh no. No, no.

666
00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:16,837
This ain't good, dude. This, this ain't fucking good.

667
00:31:16,879 --> 00:31:17,688
Terry.

668
00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:19,365
We're busted. What do we do?

669
00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:20,328
[Terry] We didn't fucking do that.

670
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:21,888
[Kyle] What if I slept killed? Oh God.

671
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:23,958
I don't know what the fuck's is going on here.

672
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,962
[Kyle] Take us in, and take you down to the barber.

673
00:31:27,004 --> 00:31:28,158
[911 Operator] Genesee County 911?

674
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,888
[Caller] I'm outside the Motor Inn

675
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:33,419
and I saw a guy hiding a dead body in his car.

676
00:31:33,461 --> 00:31:34,588
[Caller] It was the guy from Prison Escape.

677
00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:35,608
[Caller] I'm the one that's talking.

678
00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:36,768
It was the guy from the news.

679
00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:37,601
Terry Miller.

680
00:31:37,643 --> 00:31:38,778
[Caller] There was a little boy helping him.

681
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:39,611
[Caller] knock it off.

682
00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:40,938
[911 Operator] What is your name, sir?

683
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,888
[Caller] I, I'm just a concerned citizen.

684
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:44,508
Just send someone quick, please.

685
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:45,978
What if more cops come? We gotta go.

686
00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:46,811
We gotta get the fuck out.

687
00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:49,253
We gotta get the fuck outta here.

688
00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:51,084
Let's go.

689
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,138
[Kyle] Terry, stop here for a minute.

690
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,358
There no cops. Check here.

691
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,228
Lemme catch my breath.

692
00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:04,840
Terry, what's going on?

693
00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:05,673
Man, I don't know.

694
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,648
We were set up for something.

695
00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:08,958
I told you the motel was haunted.

696
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,818
What? We weren't set up by ghosts, Kyle.

697
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:11,718
Damn.

698
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,098
Actually, Terry, there's a lot of things

699
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,508
that ghosts can do that you don't understand.

700
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:15,468
Let me catch my, let me just,

701
00:32:15,510 --> 00:32:16,608
let me catch my breath for a minute.

702
00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:17,448
All right. Jesus.

703
00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:18,708
Well, what are we gonna do?

704
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,450
We can't take Benny's car anymore.

705
00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:24,108
We're gonna have to hoof it for a bit.

706
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:24,978
What?

707
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,143
[Terry] Walk. We're gonna have to walk.

708
00:32:26,185 --> 00:32:26,976
No.

709
00:32:27,018 --> 00:32:27,893
[Terry] What do you mean? No?

710
00:32:27,935 --> 00:32:29,721
We'll stay off the main roads.
We'll follow the North Star.

711
00:32:29,763 --> 00:32:30,554
No.

712
00:32:30,596 --> 00:32:31,687
[Terry] We just gotta keep heading north.

713
00:32:31,729 --> 00:32:32,520
No.

714
00:32:32,562 --> 00:32:33,986
(energetic music)

715
00:32:34,028 --> 00:32:37,436
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

716
00:32:37,478 --> 00:32:41,727
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

717
00:32:41,769 --> 00:32:45,710
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

718
00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:49,710
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

719
00:32:49,752 --> 00:32:53,218
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

720
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:58,260
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

721
00:32:59,993 --> 00:33:03,951
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

722
00:33:03,993 --> 00:33:07,484
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

723
00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:10,693
♪ Roll done me a roll ♪

724
00:33:18,849 --> 00:33:20,298
Okay, dude.

725
00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:21,131
You ever been camping?

726
00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:22,095
I'm not going in there. What?

727
00:33:22,137 --> 00:33:23,478
You ever been camping?

728
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,863
No. I don't wanna do that.

729
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,608
There's gonna be snakes in here.

730
00:33:28,650 --> 00:33:29,778
You complain about the entire,

731
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:32,058
where do you think we're gonna go?

732
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:32,933
Fuck.

733
00:33:34,121 --> 00:33:34,954
Oh.

734
00:33:37,346 --> 00:33:39,498
Ah.

735
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,373
[Kyle] Terry.

736
00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:43,425
You can't sleep there.

737
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:44,793
I'm not sleeping here.

738
00:33:46,551 --> 00:33:47,808
Fuck.

739
00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:49,208
[Kyle] Terry, get up.

740
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,100
I hate camping.

741
00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,425
[Kyle] Why are we going camping then?

742
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,898
'Cause we need a place to stop for the night.

743
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:57,731
Oh my gosh.

744
00:33:57,773 --> 00:33:59,568
How long is it gonna take us
to get there tomorrow? How?

745
00:33:59,610 --> 00:34:01,008
I don't have all the numbers.

746
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:02,928
If people want everything now all dictated.

747
00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:05,658
All I know is we just have to keep heading north.

748
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,555
Due North. Right there, the north.

749
00:34:07,597 --> 00:34:10,638
We're just following the
North Star setting right now.

750
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,778
Tomorrow when it's up again,

751
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,368
we will be able to follow it and keep moving.

752
00:34:13,410 --> 00:34:15,618
Terry, that's west.

753
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:17,778
Kyle. I think I know what the North Star is.

754
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,098
What?

755
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,978
The North Star sets in the north

756
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:24,078
or else why would it be called the North Star?

757
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,338
- Do you think...
- Dingus.

758
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:27,888
Do you think that the sun is the North Star, Terry?

759
00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:29,988
Kyle, the sun is a star.

760
00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:31,698
Well, listen, we get up tomorrow

761
00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,108
and we'll keep heading that way.

762
00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:34,308
And then I don't know when we'll get there,

763
00:34:34,350 --> 00:34:35,928
but I'll tell you what...

764
00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:38,298
It's 67 hours walking distance.

765
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,588
To where?

766
00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:40,788
To the wedding.

767
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:42,007
To Oscoda?

768
00:34:42,049 --> 00:34:43,308
From here. From here.

769
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,358
How did that happen?

770
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,528
You're walking the wrong way.

771
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:47,928
The map was telling us to go the wrong way. All right.

772
00:34:47,970 --> 00:34:48,828
67. That's all right.

773
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,268
It's fine. We'll get 'em tomorrow.

774
00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:53,178
That's about half a day's walk, days walk tops.

775
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,593
We'll get you a little bit of Dairy Queen.

776
00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:57,085
What you think a half day is? Six, seven hours.

777
00:34:58,534 --> 00:35:01,367
(Kyle whimpering)

778
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:07,691
It's puberty.

779
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:10,807
This kids got so many hormones
bubbling up inside of him.

780
00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:13,549
He'll get mad at me. Listen, everybody makes mistakes.

781
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,670
Everybody has those days, but I think he is

782
00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:18,863
just a little bit overreacting.

783
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,370
My heart's beating very fast. And I just need a second.

784
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,178
My blood pressure's very high.

785
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:27,018
My stress levels are high.

786
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,178
And sometimes I just need to decompress

787
00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:31,428
and have a second to myself.

788
00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:33,348
And it's very hard to do sometimes

789
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:37,720
when you have a big buffoon idiot, redneck, butt hole

790
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,750
controlling everything.

791
00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:43,792
(branches snapping)

792
00:35:44,897 --> 00:35:45,918
(bird calling)

793
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,833
What's that?

794
00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:50,373
I have no fucking idea.

795
00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:53,460
- Terry.
- Where's my flare gun?

796
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,528
It's not dry.

797
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:59,688
Well give it a rest. I'll get this thing going.

798
00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:02,598
And then who knows? Maybe I'll find some hot dogs.

799
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,843
You love hot dogs?

800
00:36:05,587 --> 00:36:06,761
I do.

801
00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:09,470
(birds calling)

802
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,990
We gotta get this fucking fire started. All right.

803
00:36:14,032 --> 00:36:15,318
I think the fire might keep it away, Terry.

804
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,308
Secret weapon.

805
00:36:16,350 --> 00:36:19,428
Keep this in mind when you're trying to start a fire.

806
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:20,643
What is it? What?

807
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,098
Bod Man body spray for guys.

808
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,108
It's actually the same stuff that Calvin Klein uses.

809
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:28,158
The same company makes this,

810
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,469
that makes the Calvin Klein
stuff, but it's a lot cheaper.

811
00:36:31,511 --> 00:36:32,898
(Kyle retching)

812
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:33,918
Don't breathe it in.

813
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,988
You sprayed it towards me.

814
00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:37,668
Yeah. That's not my fault.

815
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:39,858
- Whoa.
- See?

816
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,088
Oh gosh.

817
00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:43,830
It's just what you smell like all the time, but a lot.

818
00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:47,705
Shit's coming out.

819
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:48,813
Go on, Terry.

820
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:52,353
It smells so bad.

821
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:57,153
I'm doing it. It smell like a castaway.

822
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:01,563
With Tom Hank.

823
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,928
All right, we gotta get this thing.

824
00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:07,548
Fuck this baby toys.

825
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:09,873
And the Lord said, let there be light.

826
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,688
(gun blasting)

827
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:17,573
Smell that?

828
00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:20,478
(fire crackling)

829
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,178
That's definitely Bod Man.

830
00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:24,438
As you can see, we got the fire going,

831
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,848
which wasn't a problem at all

832
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:28,038
for an experienced woodsman like me.

833
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,658
And I'm gonna show Kyle

834
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:32,793
what a proper outdoor cooking meal is.

835
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,598
Unfortunately, I don't have any food.

836
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,608
But here's a little tip for you.

837
00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:39,348
Most of the dollar stores out here,

838
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:40,248
when they get rid of their food,

839
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:41,808
they just throw in the dumpster

840
00:37:41,850 --> 00:37:43,848
and it's completely free, and it's still good.

841
00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:46,188
- I got a three course meal.
- Bagels?

842
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:49,818
Not quite bagels, but I got some delicious bread.

843
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,838
It's a little bit over.

844
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,098
You just cut rid of the pieces

845
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,498
that are a little bit miscolored.

846
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,538
But we'll be able to make some sandwiches

847
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,158
outta that right there.

848
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,788
I got pork and beans. One of your favorites.

849
00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:02,988
He likes to eat all the pork and beans.

850
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,788
Pretend that he's in the Dennis the Menace movie.

851
00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:07,728
It's a little bit smashed, but
otherwise it's totally good.

852
00:38:07,770 --> 00:38:10,788
And for the main course

853
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,698
we got ourselves chicken cutlets.

854
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:16,218
Oh, open with a cigarette?

855
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,198
It's just a cigarette butt.

856
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,538
Oh, give me a break. You eat cigarette butts every day.

857
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,038
You know when you're sleeping, you swallow

858
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,538
five to seven cigarette butts every night?

859
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:25,248
That is not true.

860
00:38:25,290 --> 00:38:27,407
Oh, Terry. No.

861
00:38:27,449 --> 00:38:28,443
Oh no. Terry.

862
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,943
That... I don't think that's sanitary.

863
00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,790
Crisp it up a little bit here.

864
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,888
Oh, Terry. No.

865
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:41,001
I don't want it to taste like you.

866
00:38:41,043 --> 00:38:43,398
It's not gonna taste like me. It burns right off.

867
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,703
It just crisps it up.

868
00:38:45,974 --> 00:38:47,658
Ah.

869
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,368
I don't think this is the way to do it.

870
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,187
This is exactly how the pioneers used to do it.

871
00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:53,062
Fuck.

872
00:38:54,843 --> 00:38:56,718
On a cologne soaked log?

873
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,560
I think I just want to eat my beans.

874
00:38:59,983 --> 00:39:01,698
(birds calling)

875
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,770
Where's the gun?

876
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,124
Alright, let's eat. Let's just eat.

877
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:08,957
Let's not think about that.

878
00:39:08,999 --> 00:39:11,520
We're gonna think about our
delicious chicken sandwiches.

879
00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:15,186
(fire crackling)

880
00:39:20,723 --> 00:39:21,948
Oh yeah. I think this one's done.

881
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:22,781
This one's definitely done.

882
00:39:22,823 --> 00:39:23,908
Terry. I don't want your dirty chicken.

883
00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:24,901
I just want get my beans open.

884
00:39:24,943 --> 00:39:26,238
It's not dirt chicken.

885
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,330
And besides, dirt's got a lot of protein.

886
00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,717
Ah.

887
00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:36,112
Ah, fuck.

888
00:39:36,154 --> 00:39:36,945
Ah, fuck.

889
00:39:36,987 --> 00:39:38,073
Fuck. Ah, fuck.

890
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,193
That's good.

891
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,453
A little bit pink in the middle. Just the way I like it.

892
00:39:45,510 --> 00:39:46,760
This one's gonna be mine.

893
00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:51,250
Oh, gimme the fucking can.

894
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,243
Terry, no. You're gonna waste it.

895
00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:59,210
Oh, you ruin everything.

896
00:40:01,309 --> 00:40:03,228
That is still closed.

897
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,118
And they say nothing made in America's good anymore.

898
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,348
That is an incredible product.

899
00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:07,638
Wow.

900
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,458
Well, I tell you what, we'll bake it old style,

901
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,378
and we'll get it out of there once it pops.

902
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,670
It'll pop when it's done.

903
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:20,051
How did you say you wanted yours done?

904
00:40:20,093 --> 00:40:20,926
Well.

905
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,333
Well, it's done.

906
00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:29,363
Ooh.

907
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,630
Looks like a shark tooth.

908
00:40:33,709 --> 00:40:35,928
(fire hissing) Ah.

909
00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:38,887
Well, the beans are just about done.

910
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,437
(Terry panting)

911
00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:45,904
How bad do you want the beans?

912
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:47,508
Honestly? Do you really need 'em?

913
00:40:47,550 --> 00:40:50,118
[Kyle] I'm mad at 'em now, Terry.

914
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,360
Let's get rid of them.

915
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:53,853
Fucking piece of shit beans.

916
00:40:55,230 --> 00:40:56,298
The reason they were thrown away.

917
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:59,047
I got hot bean juice in my eye.

918
00:41:00,411 --> 00:41:01,938
(birds calling)

919
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:02,813
Terry.

920
00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:05,081
It's a monster.

921
00:41:05,123 --> 00:41:05,914
It was nothing. All right.

922
00:41:05,956 --> 00:41:07,023
Just go to bed.

923
00:41:09,908 --> 00:41:10,741
Go to bed.

924
00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:14,957
Outdoor living.

925
00:41:18,065 --> 00:41:19,027
(birds calling)

926
00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:20,569
- Terry.
- Alright.

927
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,083
Okay. Get back to back.

928
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:27,650
(birds calling)

929
00:41:27,692 --> 00:41:29,116
Oh my gosh.

930
00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:33,430
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

931
00:41:33,472 --> 00:41:35,753
(Kyle burping)

932
00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:36,628
I'm sorry.

933
00:41:39,545 --> 00:41:42,295
(fire crackling)

934
00:41:58,272 --> 00:41:59,178
Terry.

935
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,948
- Terry.
- Yeah.

936
00:42:00,990 --> 00:42:03,108
We gotta get up. We gotta go.

937
00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,458
Okay, we gotta go.

938
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,408
I'm not walking anymore.

939
00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:08,718
And no more sleeping in the woods.

940
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,798
Okay.

941
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:10,940
We're getting a car.

942
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:22,743
Man. I still have a beer.

943
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,233
Come on.

944
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:36,228
Terry wants, we're trying to get a car

945
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:38,058
and instead of going to a car lot, he just wants to,

946
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,318
I know he is gonna try to take it

947
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,878
'cause he doesn't have the manners

948
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,608
to just go and buy one like a normal person.

949
00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:44,988
And now we're here at this junk house.

950
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,231
- Hey.
- What?

951
00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:47,688
I need you to go to the door, knock.

952
00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:50,358
If they answer, tell 'em you gotta take a big shit.

953
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,028
I don't have to take a big poop. It's a normal one.

954
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,258
- What?
- It's a normal one.

955
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:55,368
No, you're not taking a shit.

956
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,298
You just have to ask them if they're in there

957
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,131
so we can take it.

958
00:42:58,173 --> 00:42:59,900
We're trying to figure out if they're home. All right.

959
00:42:59,942 --> 00:43:01,548
You see this baby? You wanna right away in this?

960
00:43:01,590 --> 00:43:02,568
Or you wanna keep walking?

961
00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:04,394
I knew you were gonna try to do a stupid thing.

962
00:43:04,436 --> 00:43:05,718
Just go tell 'em you gotta take a big shit.

963
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,410
I don't have to take a big one.

964
00:43:10,858 --> 00:43:13,219
- No one here.
- Huh?

965
00:43:13,261 --> 00:43:18,261
- No one here.
- Oh yeah.

966
00:43:19,351 --> 00:43:21,274
There's no one here.

967
00:43:21,316 --> 00:43:22,264
[Terry] Look out.

968
00:43:22,306 --> 00:43:23,139
What?

969
00:43:24,107 --> 00:43:26,028
[Terry] Do you love me?

970
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:26,903
[Kyle] No.

971
00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:30,350
Sure about that?

972
00:43:34,256 --> 00:43:35,089
Alright.

973
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,328
What we got here is a tip, Kyle.

974
00:43:38,370 --> 00:43:39,438
I need you to pay attention.

975
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,058
And Tracy, I want you to watch this.

976
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,948
This is, it may be summer,

977
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,838
but school's still in session for you, young man.

978
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,118
Because we are gonna learn
something important today.

979
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,068
Something about cars,

980
00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:52,184
something your generation might not know about.

981
00:43:52,226 --> 00:43:54,948
And that is how to properly start a car

982
00:43:54,990 --> 00:43:56,620
if you don't have the keys for it.

983
00:43:56,662 --> 00:43:58,098
A lot of people call it hot wiring.

984
00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,348
Turns out it's very easy to do.

985
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,568
All you gotta do is there's one cable down there,

986
00:44:02,610 --> 00:44:04,398
and then there's another cable down there.

987
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,288
You just touch 'em together

988
00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:07,998
and the car's gonna start right up.

989
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,890
[Kyle] Doesn't even make any sense.

990
00:44:11,635 --> 00:44:12,708
All right.

991
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,118
Easy.

992
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:14,993
Now...

993
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,458
doesn't look like there's
actually any wires under there.

994
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,525
All right?

995
00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:21,510
Sometimes you gotta go in from a

996
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,083
slightly different angle.

997
00:44:26,971 --> 00:44:27,804
Mm-hmm.

998
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,618
A wire.

999
00:44:30,660 --> 00:44:31,998
This is what was trying to tell you all.

1000
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,438
We found one of them.

1001
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,893
We just gotta find one more.

1002
00:44:36,390 --> 00:44:38,508
[Kyle] I don't think you know what you're doing.

1003
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,008
Kyle.

1004
00:44:40,050 --> 00:44:42,323
Does it really look like I don't know what I'm doing?

1005
00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:46,518
[Kyle] Oh. Oh, no.

1006
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,760
Now we've done most of the difficult work.

1007
00:44:50,295 --> 00:44:52,345
We've got a lot of, we got one wire here,

1008
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:54,794
which is great.

1009
00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:56,718
(crowbar creaking)

1010
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,338
[Kyle] Terry. Stop.

1011
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,143
Do you want me, do you wanna drive?

1012
00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:13,463
Look at that.

1013
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:15,888
Fuck.

1014
00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:16,763
[Kyle] Terry.

1015
00:45:18,630 --> 00:45:21,213
We can do, we can just go rent a car or something.

1016
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,278
No, I've got it. I've done this a million times.

1017
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,870
It's really not that difficult.

1018
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,258
Where's the other fucking wire?

1019
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,250
I rubbed like a million wires together.

1020
00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:38,748
You know, Kyle gets upset when I try and teach him

1021
00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:40,368
these, like, man to man lessons.

1022
00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:42,018
But he'll know when he is
older that these are some of the,

1023
00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:44,178
when you look back and you get a little older,

1024
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:45,011
you look back

1025
00:45:45,053 --> 00:45:46,668
and these are some of the most important moments.

1026
00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:47,658
- Hey, Terry.
- That you could... what?

1027
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:48,900
You dropped your beer.

1028
00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:52,073
You little fucker. You little.

1029
00:45:58,050 --> 00:45:59,703
We are almost there, bud.

1030
00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:03,125
Oh, I think I got 'em.

1031
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,238
[Kyle] Terry, this doesn't make any sense.

1032
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,878
This has taken way too long. We've been here forever.

1033
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,948
All he cares about is himself.

1034
00:46:09,990 --> 00:46:12,168
It's constant, constant, constant.

1035
00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:13,128
Get home to your mom.

1036
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:14,538
So it is all about him.

1037
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:16,447
It's not about me getting home to my mom.

1038
00:46:16,489 --> 00:46:18,072
It's all about him.

1039
00:46:19,489 --> 00:46:20,280
Terry.

1040
00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:22,486
- What?
- What'd you do?

1041
00:46:22,528 --> 00:46:24,888
(car bleeping)

1042
00:46:24,930 --> 00:46:25,763
Terry?

1043
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,208
Of course, of course. It's all about him.

1044
00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:30,603
Are you taking a nap now?

1045
00:46:38,370 --> 00:46:39,203
Terry.

1046
00:46:40,122 --> 00:46:41,148
(engines humming)

1047
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:42,063
Terry.

1048
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,093
What?

1049
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,618
[Kyle] Terry.

1050
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:49,752
Terry.

1051
00:46:49,794 --> 00:46:51,778
Kyle, stop it.

1052
00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:53,486
What? What is happening?

1053
00:46:53,528 --> 00:46:55,028
I saw him, Kyle.

1054
00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:57,213
Stop.

1055
00:46:57,255 --> 00:46:58,046
No. Kyle.

1056
00:46:58,088 --> 00:46:59,010
[Kyle] Why are you so sweaty?

1057
00:46:59,052 --> 00:47:00,552
I saw him. Kyle.

1058
00:47:01,830 --> 00:47:02,663
[Kyle] Terry.

1059
00:47:04,258 --> 00:47:05,403
You're so wet.

1060
00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:07,669
I saw Jesus.

1061
00:47:07,711 --> 00:47:08,564
- Jesus?
- I saw him.

1062
00:47:08,606 --> 00:47:10,273
I'm gonna bless you.

1063
00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:14,766
Terry.

1064
00:47:14,808 --> 00:47:17,163
Oh, I hate taking care of you.

1065
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:20,463
I'm a changed man.

1066
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:22,368
[Kyle] Get up.

1067
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:25,818
I will not be... from this hence forth,

1068
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:30,860
I will be dedicating my life
to godliness and holiness

1069
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,613
in all his ways.

1070
00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:34,503
He lies.

1071
00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:41,718
I swear to God, I really saw him up there.

1072
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,638
I can't believe it. It was
Jesus Christ and everything.

1073
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,768
It was all white. He was there shirtless.

1074
00:47:45,810 --> 00:47:46,743
Looking great.

1075
00:47:47,703 --> 00:47:49,548
I, I tell you what,

1076
00:47:49,590 --> 00:47:51,828
I'm, I'm, I'm not committing any more crimes.

1077
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:52,698
From this day forward,

1078
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:55,518
Terry Miller is living in the Lord's light.

1079
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,818
You'll not see me in jail doing any more of that.

1080
00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:00,093
That monkey business.

1081
00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:04,491
And Kyle, are you done yet? Hurry up.

1082
00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:05,718
Will you give me a minute?

1083
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,593
It's hot.

1084
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:11,267
I tell you. No more crimes.

1085
00:48:17,973 --> 00:48:19,394
(engine choking)

1086
00:48:19,436 --> 00:48:21,628
[Kyle] Oh yeah.

1087
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:22,503
Yo.

1088
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,568
Sweet.

1089
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:30,127
(aggressive music)

1090
00:48:36,165 --> 00:48:36,998
Woo.

1091
00:48:38,302 --> 00:48:39,888
Okay, run in here and get me a drink.

1092
00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:41,688
[Kyle] Can I get a drink?

1093
00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:42,768
As long as it's not too expensive

1094
00:48:42,810 --> 00:48:44,208
than your fucking belly washer shit

1095
00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:45,618
with the Spider-Man on it.

1096
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:47,208
[Kyle] I like belly washers.

1097
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:49,158
Ooh, we're gonna bottom 'em out here.

1098
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,033
Ooh.

1099
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:54,588
All right. Get me something big, like a big drink.

1100
00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:56,718
Something with a big old
bottle so that when I finish it,

1101
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,178
I can, you know, I can, I can piss in it.

1102
00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:00,220
We don't gotta stop.

1103
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,988
[Kyle] Okay.

1104
00:49:03,030 --> 00:49:04,968
Oh, you been holding that one?

1105
00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:06,803
- [Terry] Go with him to make
sure he doesn't get abducted.

1106
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,367
Thank you. Have a good night.

1107
00:49:55,135 --> 00:49:57,123
Terry. We gotta go.

1108
00:49:58,301 --> 00:49:59,092
- Terry.
- What are you

1109
00:49:59,134 --> 00:50:01,398
- freaking out about?
- Look, look at that.

1110
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,478
[Terry] Ah shit. That ain't good.

1111
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,678
[Kyle] It says wanted for murder.

1112
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:06,881
Wanted for murder and... Oh shit.

1113
00:50:06,923 --> 00:50:09,078
That's probably from that fucking body

1114
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,668
they fucking stashed in the car.

1115
00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:11,928
Most likely.

1116
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:13,233
[Terry] Oh my God.

1117
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,965
[Kyle] What? What?

1118
00:50:16,007 --> 00:50:17,438
- Is there something else?
- Is that supposed to be me?

1119
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,398
[Kyle] Yes.

1120
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,938
Oh my God. What did they do to me?

1121
00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,288
Look at those lines under my eyes.

1122
00:50:21,330 --> 00:50:23,418
I don't have those lines
under my eyes. That's horrible.

1123
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:25,428
Who the? This man looks like he's been through crap.

1124
00:50:25,470 --> 00:50:26,825
You? Look at me.

1125
00:50:26,867 --> 00:50:28,870
Look at me. What is that?

1126
00:50:30,210 --> 00:50:31,008
[Terry] And what?

1127
00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:32,778
[Kyle] That doesn't look anything like me.

1128
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,158
[Terry] That looks exactly like you.

1129
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,288
What are you talking about?

1130
00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:37,163
Terry?

1131
00:50:38,850 --> 00:50:40,913
- [Terry] That looks exactly
like you. What are you saying?

1132
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:41,912
It doesn't look like me.

1133
00:50:41,954 --> 00:50:43,358
Maybe the cheeks are a little bit more full on here.

1134
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,358
But that looks... look at me.

1135
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,200
I don't wanna hear about
you whining. Look at this shit.

1136
00:50:50,310 --> 00:50:52,844
- Oh my God.
- We gotta go, Terry.

1137
00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,498
This is horrible. Who made these?

1138
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:56,174
I'm gonna call them and... I'm gonna call them.

1139
00:50:56,216 --> 00:50:57,498
- Gimme your phone.
- Don't call. Don't call.

1140
00:50:57,540 --> 00:51:00,438
- Well, this is not okay.
- This is not okay.

1141
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,184
We're wanted for murder.

1142
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,017
Whatever. Let's fucking go.

1143
00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:04,773
Get it out. You can't keep it there.

1144
00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:08,366
Fucking baby. Where are the wires?

1145
00:51:10,898 --> 00:51:12,078
[Kyle] This car smells horrible.

1146
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,724
[Terry] It smells fine.

1147
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,048
It smells like your dirty farts.

1148
00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:17,268
Your dirty gas station taco farts.

1149
00:51:17,310 --> 00:51:18,858
Trying to bully me is what you're trying to do.

1150
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:19,691
But it's not gonna work.

1151
00:51:19,733 --> 00:51:21,858
You're trying to bully me. It is not gonna work.

1152
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,609
You'd better fucking watch it.

1153
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:24,442
You look dirty greaser.

1154
00:51:24,484 --> 00:51:26,958
You look like Craterface from Grease.

1155
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,188
[Terry] Oh my God.

1156
00:51:28,230 --> 00:51:30,228
I do not look like Craterface from Grease.

1157
00:51:30,270 --> 00:51:31,941
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1158
00:51:31,983 --> 00:51:33,858
That is bullshit.

1159
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,718
Actually, I'm fucking pissed off now.

1160
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,278
Take it. Take it back to the camera.

1161
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,688
Officially take it back.

1162
00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:40,519
Look at the camera and take it back officially.

1163
00:51:40,561 --> 00:51:41,352
I don't have to.

1164
00:51:41,394 --> 00:51:42,458
Take it back officially to the camera.

1165
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,648
I don't look like fucking Craterface.

1166
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:45,723
Oh my God.

1167
00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,588
His face all potted up. He looks like shit.

1168
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:50,028
I don't look like that.

1169
00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:51,678
Stop smiling. Take it back to the camera.

1170
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,998
I'm not, you want me to run it into...

1171
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,458
You want me to run into
oncoming traffic? Kill us both?

1172
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,003
Kill all fucking three of us?

1173
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,495
Protect my side of the car. Maybe just kill you two.

1174
00:52:00,537 --> 00:52:01,849
Apologize. Apologize.

1175
00:52:01,891 --> 00:52:02,682
Take it to the camera.

1176
00:52:02,724 --> 00:52:03,619
- Take it back.
- Terry.

1177
00:52:03,661 --> 00:52:05,179
Take it back to the camera. No, take it.

1178
00:52:05,221 --> 00:52:06,690
Take it back.

1179
00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:08,703
'Cause I don't look like Craterface.

1180
00:52:08,745 --> 00:52:09,785
I don't fucking look like Craterface.

1181
00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:10,729
Take it back.

1182
00:52:10,771 --> 00:52:13,924
I take it back. I'm sorry, Terry.

1183
00:52:13,966 --> 00:52:14,966
All right.

1184
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,788
Well spelling involved. There's your sign.

1185
00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:22,128
There's your sign. You might be a redneck.

1186
00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:24,768
Those are great jokes that never get old.

1187
00:52:24,810 --> 00:52:27,108
Honestly. Anybody from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

1188
00:52:27,150 --> 00:52:29,268
Except, except Larry the Cable Guy.

1189
00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:31,008
Larry the Cable Guy is a sellout.

1190
00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:33,038
He did like 50 Cars movies.

1191
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,848
He's a fucking sellout, as far as I'm concerned.

1192
00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:35,988
He left all those other boys

1193
00:52:36,030 --> 00:52:38,238
and didn't even make another
Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie

1194
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,128
when they all could have easily have done it.

1195
00:52:40,170 --> 00:52:41,328
- Can we stop?
- And Ron White

1196
00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:42,723
probably needs the money.

1197
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,204
- Who else?
- Can we put on music?

1198
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:46,037
Is that okay?

1199
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:47,218
I'm trying to teach you about real comedy.

1200
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:49,638
You like your YouTubers,
your fucking Minecraft and stuff.

1201
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,018
Those guys are not funny.

1202
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:52,118
Well, maybe we can find something good

1203
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,128
- to listen to on radio.
- Okay. God.

1204
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,258
Fine. Turn on the radio.

1205
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:56,178
I'm rolling the window down.

1206
00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:57,258
[Reporter] The manhunt continues

1207
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,538
for escaped convict Terry Miller

1208
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:01,806
now believed to be traveling with his ex stepson

1209
00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,408
- Kyle Kulanski.
- They're talking about us.

1210
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,362
- The pair are now wanted.
- They're talking about us.

1211
00:53:05,404 --> 00:53:07,492
[Reporter] For the death of the Genesee County man

1212
00:53:07,534 --> 00:53:08,325
on Tuesday morning.

1213
00:53:08,367 --> 00:53:11,658
An anonymous tipster report
Terry and Kyle at the Motor Inn,

1214
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,243
disposing of the man.

1215
00:53:13,285 --> 00:53:16,118
(distorted music)

1216
00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:18,743
You're stupid. So stupid.

1217
00:53:21,630 --> 00:53:23,493
I'm not gonna listen to dumb crap.

1218
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:29,088
Hey, hey. What are you doing with that?

1219
00:53:29,130 --> 00:53:31,682
You not doing this. Put that down.

1220
00:53:31,724 --> 00:53:34,635
Oh no. Gimme the fucking tape.

1221
00:53:34,677 --> 00:53:36,027
[Kyle] I'm so sick of it.

1222
00:53:37,950 --> 00:53:39,900
- Oh my God.
- That's what you deserve.

1223
00:53:41,253 --> 00:53:43,248
That was my only copy of that tape.

1224
00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:47,268
That was my only fucking copy of that tape, Kyle.

1225
00:53:47,310 --> 00:53:49,038
I had to go record that at the mall.

1226
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,258
You think I'm gonna be going to the mall anytime soon?

1227
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:52,158
Oh my God. We're getting out.

1228
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,091
You're fucking calling for it.

1229
00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:55,837
- Pull in someone's driveway.
- Well, you're looking for it.

1230
00:53:55,879 --> 00:53:57,353
[Kyle] He's gotta be annoying all the time.

1231
00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:00,888
Maybe I wouldn't have done
it if you wasn't so annoying.

1232
00:54:00,930 --> 00:54:02,180
And stopped bothering me.

1233
00:54:03,150 --> 00:54:07,053
All I did was... now just wasted our own time.

1234
00:54:10,224 --> 00:54:12,974
(engine humming)

1235
00:54:24,630 --> 00:54:26,949
I don't even wanna talk to you right now.

1236
00:54:26,991 --> 00:54:28,916
[Kyle] Then don't talk.

1237
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:30,189
I'm not.

1238
00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:31,943
[Kyle] If you don't wanna talk, then don't say anything.

1239
00:54:42,053 --> 00:54:42,844
Oh.

1240
00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:44,538
- What is wrong right now?
- I've got to pee pee.

1241
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:46,008
Why the fuck would you just say you had to pee?

1242
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:49,068
Why you grabbing your dick
like you got fucking cock cancer?

1243
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:50,358
Yes. Goddamn.

1244
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,438
Fine. We'll fucking pull in.

1245
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,658
- I've got to pee, Terry.
- Just make it fucking quick.

1246
00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:54,600
I've got to pee.

1247
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,023
What are you doing?

1248
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,408
- I'm not gonna pee here.
- Go pee.

1249
00:55:00,450 --> 00:55:01,408
I don't want you to pee into the car.

1250
00:55:01,450 --> 00:55:02,658
I want you to go outside and pee.

1251
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:03,858
I'm not. What if they see?

1252
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,178
- What if they see me?
- Who?

1253
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,468
The people in the house.

1254
00:55:06,510 --> 00:55:07,708
You think they're looking out their window

1255
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:08,928
looking for a little boy's prick?

1256
00:55:08,970 --> 00:55:10,818
Just get out and go pee. We don't have time for this.

1257
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,571
We gotta get moving, bud.

1258
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:13,488
(Kyle groaning)

1259
00:55:13,530 --> 00:55:15,048
Go pee. Just get out.

1260
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:16,261
[Kyle] You got to come with me.

1261
00:55:16,303 --> 00:55:17,486
[Terry] What do you want me to come with you?

1262
00:55:17,528 --> 00:55:18,819
You want me to hold it and shake it off for you?

1263
00:55:18,861 --> 00:55:19,928
You gotta make sure nobody gets me.

1264
00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:21,528
What if I get raped and murdered?

1265
00:55:21,570 --> 00:55:22,361
You're not getting,

1266
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:23,794
neither of those things are gonna happen to you.

1267
00:55:23,836 --> 00:55:24,738
Fine, fine. I'll go along.

1268
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:28,788
But if I, you gotta tell my
mom that I was raped and killed

1269
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,530
because you wouldn't come with me.

1270
00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:34,470
- What if I get raped?
- Let's go. I'm going.

1271
00:55:37,222 --> 00:55:38,088
Are you going yet or what?

1272
00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:40,038
I can't. The cars can see me.

1273
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,298
What? They're not looking.

1274
00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:43,864
- Jesus, dude. Just go.
- What if a cop comes?

1275
00:55:43,906 --> 00:55:44,697
A cop?

1276
00:55:44,739 --> 00:55:46,353
If a cop comes then I have two problems.

1277
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,728
Well, let's go.

1278
00:55:49,770 --> 00:55:52,158
Let's go find a place where Kyle can go pee pee.

1279
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:52,991
- I got it - This isn't how

1280
00:55:53,033 --> 00:55:54,168
I want to spend my afternoon.

1281
00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:56,435
It's too loud, Terry.

1282
00:55:56,477 --> 00:55:57,438
Too loud.

1283
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,578
Damn, dude. Hurry it up.

1284
00:55:58,620 --> 00:55:59,478
Fucking piss already.

1285
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,673
You gotta get back to the car.

1286
00:56:00,715 --> 00:56:01,765
- I can't.
- What do you mean you can't?

1287
00:56:01,807 --> 00:56:02,825
I can't be in public here.

1288
00:56:02,867 --> 00:56:04,340
- Stop.
- This is public? Man.

1289
00:56:04,382 --> 00:56:05,577
- Oh my god, dude.
- When you talking,

1290
00:56:05,619 --> 00:56:06,840
- it won't come.
- Oh, car coming.

1291
00:56:06,882 --> 00:56:09,372
- Oh no.
- Oh. Hurry it up.

1292
00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:11,538
Or they'll see your ding-a-ling, huh?

1293
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:12,648
Nevermind. They're backing up.

1294
00:56:12,690 --> 00:56:14,358
You must have scared 'em away with your big hog.

1295
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,233
[Kyle] Ew.

1296
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:16,901
Dude. Just hurry up.

1297
00:56:16,943 --> 00:56:18,018
I'm fucking baking out here.

1298
00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:20,718
- Dude, stop.
- I'm not good for this climate.

1299
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,248
You can't pee when I talk either?

1300
00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:24,105
- No.
- Do you want me to squeeze you?

1301
00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:24,938
Squeeze the pee outta you?

1302
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:25,971
- Squeeze me?
- Yeah, dude. Just give you...

1303
00:56:26,113 --> 00:56:27,678
uh oh, it might be security, actually.

1304
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:28,511
You better hurry it up.

1305
00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:29,928
- Security?
- I don't know, man.

1306
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,818
- They look fucking weird.
- Terry.

1307
00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:33,588
Hey. That's the dude from the poster.

1308
00:56:33,630 --> 00:56:34,421
Come on. We gotta run.

1309
00:56:34,463 --> 00:56:35,478
Kyle. Run.

1310
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,250
Go, go, go. Go behind the tree.

1311
00:56:37,292 --> 00:56:39,303
Move behind. Keep going.

1312
00:56:39,345 --> 00:56:41,468
Stay down. Get behind.

1313
00:56:41,510 --> 00:56:42,828
Move, Kyle. Get down, get down.

1314
00:56:42,870 --> 00:56:44,058
Get behind me. Get behind me.

1315
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,558
Oh. You know these guys?

1316
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,724
[Kyle] They're from the motel.

1317
00:56:46,766 --> 00:56:47,928
- Wait. They're ghosts?
- Yes. They're ghosts.

1318
00:56:47,970 --> 00:56:48,961
Those are clearly real people, Kyle.

1319
00:56:49,103 --> 00:56:50,057
Those are not ghosts.

1320
00:56:50,099 --> 00:56:51,090
[Kyle] I didn't know they're real guys.

1321
00:56:51,132 --> 00:56:51,923
[Terry] What do they want?

1322
00:56:51,965 --> 00:56:53,153
[Kyle] We gotta go.

1323
00:56:53,195 --> 00:56:53,986
If we move behind the tree,

1324
00:56:54,028 --> 00:56:55,248
they're gonna shoot us right now.

1325
00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:56,628
Let me think for a second, all right?

1326
00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:57,858
Just stay behind me. Stay behind the tree.

1327
00:56:57,900 --> 00:56:59,660
[Kyle] Behind you.

1328
00:56:59,702 --> 00:57:00,768
(gun blasting)

1329
00:57:00,810 --> 00:57:02,049
He's out. Run.

1330
00:57:02,091 --> 00:57:02,962
Go, go, go.

1331
00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:05,587
(gun blasting)

1332
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,713
Fucking run. Holy shit.

1333
00:57:13,004 --> 00:57:14,718
Hey, a fucking machine gun. A big machine gun.

1334
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,363
Where the fuck did they get a machine gun? I don't know.

1335
00:57:17,405 --> 00:57:18,196
We're over here. Come on.

1336
00:57:18,238 --> 00:57:19,594
Go, go, go. Get to the car.

1337
00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:21,531
Holy shit. Oh fuck.

1338
00:57:21,573 --> 00:57:22,490
The cops are gonna be here.

1339
00:57:22,532 --> 00:57:27,532
Fuck. We gotta get the hell out of here.

1340
00:57:29,773 --> 00:57:30,606
Come on.

1341
00:57:31,517 --> 00:57:34,261
[Kyle] Come on, Terry.

1342
00:57:34,303 --> 00:57:36,438
Shit. What the fuck was that about?

1343
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,758
[Kyle] I don't know.

1344
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,948
- Those are the fucking guys
who you saw at the fucking motel?

1345
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,148
[Kyle] Ghosts from the motel.

1346
00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:42,888
Oh my fucking God. What they trying to?

1347
00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:43,893
Holy shit.

1348
00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:47,778
[Kyle] They're trying to kill us, Terry.

1349
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:51,228
I think we're good. I think we're good.

1350
00:57:51,270 --> 00:57:53,958
Oh my God. I, I gotta take a big shit.

1351
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,724
I gotta take a big stretch.

1352
00:57:55,766 --> 00:57:56,863
- I'm gonna cry.
- Alright.

1353
00:57:56,905 --> 00:57:59,058
You cry. We'll pull over.

1354
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,418
You cry. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take a shit.

1355
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:02,627
[Kyle] Okay.

1356
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:13,863
Terry.

1357
00:58:13,905 --> 00:58:14,696
- Terry, Terry.
- What?

1358
00:58:14,738 --> 00:58:17,045
There's a fair, a Ferris wheel.

1359
00:58:17,087 --> 00:58:18,535
There's a Ferris wheel.

1360
00:58:18,577 --> 00:58:20,778
I've never been there. Can we go to the fair?

1361
00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:22,513
Look at it. Look how big it is.

1362
00:58:22,555 --> 00:58:25,158
[Terry] Kyle, please shut up, Kyle. Shut up.

1363
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,448
Alright. Okay, we're gonna stop.

1364
00:58:26,490 --> 00:58:28,158
We'll stop at the carnival. Alright?

1365
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:28,991
- Yes.
- Damn.

1366
00:58:29,033 --> 00:58:31,848
But we're only stopping
because carnivals mean carnies.

1367
00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:34,639
And carnies mean cocaine.

1368
00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:36,433
Okay, dude. Diabetes.

1369
00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:37,458
I'm out of my diabetes medicine.

1370
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,408
I need to stop here and buy some.

1371
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:41,181
[Kyle] I get to go to the fair.

1372
00:58:41,223 --> 00:58:43,188
You are gonna take me to the fair

1373
00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:45,798
because you are the adult, I'm the boy

1374
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,053
and you can do whatever I tell you to tonight.

1375
00:58:50,350 --> 00:58:52,933
(jovial music)

1376
00:58:57,050 --> 00:59:00,133
(patrons chattering)

1377
00:59:04,782 --> 00:59:07,615
(energetic music)

1378
00:59:37,150 --> 00:59:39,018
All I wanted to do was eat corn dogs and go on rides.

1379
00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:40,998
But instead, we had to just walk around all day

1380
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,978
looking for his stupid medicine.

1381
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:45,408
Only Terry can make a carnival not fun.

1382
00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:46,818
I wish his diabetes was so bad

1383
00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:48,310
they had to cut his legs off.

1384
00:59:50,322 --> 00:59:55,322
(patrons chattering) (kids yelling)

1385
01:00:06,590 --> 01:00:10,758
- The full fucking carnival.
- Will you knock it off?

1386
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,708
You are me pissing off, Kyle. Alright.

1387
01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:13,698
I'm already agitated enough

1388
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:16,927
they don't have my fucking diabetes medicine.

1389
01:00:16,969 --> 01:00:17,760
I need a little focus.

1390
01:00:17,802 --> 01:00:18,593
I want a corn dog.

1391
01:00:18,635 --> 01:00:20,895
You got a hot dog. You don't get everything you want.

1392
01:00:20,937 --> 01:00:22,187
I like the...

1393
01:00:24,028 --> 01:00:25,945
What the fuck was that?

1394
01:00:29,637 --> 01:00:32,388
Oh, you fucked up. You just fucked up.

1395
01:00:32,430 --> 01:00:34,848
I don't know who the fuck you are.

1396
01:00:34,890 --> 01:00:37,338
I'm about to kick your ass.

1397
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,508
I want you... Kyle, leave.

1398
01:00:38,550 --> 01:00:39,768
I don't want you to have to see this.

1399
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,988
Keep rolling. I want to see it all.

1400
01:00:42,030 --> 01:00:42,828
Kill him.

1401
01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:44,065
- I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick-

1402
01:00:44,107 --> 01:00:46,158
- Kill him. Kill him.
- Me?

1403
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,033
Yeah. Die.

1404
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,730
- You better start fucking
talking or start swinging.

1405
01:00:54,744 --> 01:00:55,857
I'm gonna kill your ass.

1406
01:00:58,950 --> 01:00:59,783
Fuck yeah.

1407
01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:03,867
(aggressive music)

1408
01:01:11,177 --> 01:01:12,094
Yeah, baby.

1409
01:01:13,288 --> 01:01:16,205
(aggressive music)

1410
01:01:19,004 --> 01:01:22,720
♪ I love you ♪

1411
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:25,929
♪ More than I want to ♪

1412
01:01:32,973 --> 01:01:33,764
Wake up buddy. Wake up.

1413
01:01:33,806 --> 01:01:35,268
Hey, do you wanna be rich, Kyle?

1414
01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:36,099
And don't think, just answer.

1415
01:01:36,141 --> 01:01:36,858
Do you wanna be rich?

1416
01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:38,077
- No. Yes.
- You wanna be rich?

1417
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:41,452
♪ More than I wanted to ♪

1418
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,178
That's why you're gonna
invest in the new pizza restaurant

1419
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,162
that Johnny Carson and I are opening.

1420
01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:52,121
(aggressive music)

1421
01:01:57,199 --> 01:01:58,488
And guess what? It's got a theme.

1422
01:01:58,530 --> 01:02:00,952
It ain't a regular pizza restaurant. It's got a theme.

1423
01:02:00,994 --> 01:02:03,911
(aggressive music)

1424
01:02:28,357 --> 01:02:30,655
The theme he made is the 1994 movie, my favorite film.

1425
01:02:30,697 --> 01:02:31,703
"Forest Gump."

1426
01:02:31,745 --> 01:02:32,673
- No.
- Yes.

1427
01:02:35,790 --> 01:02:37,445
Pizza got legs.

1428
01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:40,478
(aggressive music)

1429
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,186
♪ I love you ♪

1430
01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:47,561
♪ More than I wanted to ♪

1431
01:02:53,756 --> 01:02:56,423
(Terry yelling)

1432
01:02:58,386 --> 01:02:59,760
It's not like bubblegum strip.

1433
01:02:59,802 --> 01:03:00,682
It's not like bubblegum strip.

1434
01:03:00,724 --> 01:03:03,966
We don't even search her by the pizza.

1435
01:03:04,008 --> 01:03:06,925
(aggressive music)

1436
01:03:08,874 --> 01:03:09,665
No.

1437
01:03:09,707 --> 01:03:10,710
We need to know. We, I need,

1438
01:03:10,752 --> 01:03:12,800
it's not like you all need your money.

1439
01:03:12,842 --> 01:03:14,416
You get your birthday money. Just gimme here.

1440
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,544
You can work up front at the restaurant.

1441
01:03:16,586 --> 01:03:18,391
You can kiss all the pretty girls.

1442
01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:21,738
You can put your hand in the tills.

1443
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:24,697
(aggressive music)

1444
01:03:35,209 --> 01:03:36,459
Are you crying?

1445
01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:38,704
Stop.

1446
01:03:38,746 --> 01:03:40,346
You just said, I should die.

1447
01:03:40,388 --> 01:03:42,190
I was joking. We we're having a great time.

1448
01:03:42,232 --> 01:03:43,023
I was joking.

1449
01:03:43,065 --> 01:03:44,688
- Johnny Carson, you thought
he was actually gonna kill me.

1450
01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:46,968
- You were not joking.
- Johnny Carson's our friend.

1451
01:03:47,010 --> 01:03:49,008
I thought he was our friend.

1452
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:49,883
Where is he?

1453
01:03:53,078 --> 01:03:54,425
[Kyle] What's that?

1454
01:03:54,467 --> 01:03:55,898
Oh man. You don't want nothing to do with this.

1455
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:57,573
- Is it water?
- Uh-uh.

1456
01:03:58,890 --> 01:04:00,948
Water for your soul, maybe.

1457
01:04:00,990 --> 01:04:02,388
I want water for my soul. I'm telling.

1458
01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:04,998
Oh no. This is a dull water for the soul.

1459
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:06,468
Okay, this is, make sure this one's rolling.

1460
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:10,608
This is a special message for Mrs. Tracy.

1461
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,248
Maybe, who knows, maybe Miss Tracy Miller

1462
01:04:12,290 --> 01:04:14,028
in the future sometime.

1463
01:04:14,070 --> 01:04:16,623
Kyle wanted to. I did not let him get the alcohol.

1464
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,640
Are you fucking with me?

1465
01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:24,487
We should get a move. There's
too many bugs around here.

1466
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,833
Anyway, I guess.

1467
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,703
Oh my God. There's a fucking spider on me.

1468
01:04:34,745 --> 01:04:35,578
Kyle. Oh my God.

1469
01:04:39,052 --> 01:04:41,343
Oh God. Shine the light on me.

1470
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:44,538
There's a spider here.

1471
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:46,863
Oh my God. Are you fucking kidding me, Kyle?

1472
01:04:48,242 --> 01:04:50,825
(Kyle choking)

1473
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:56,748
Well, that can't be good.

1474
01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,725
I'm teaching Kyle how to be hardcore.

1475
01:04:58,767 --> 01:05:00,278
Your teaching me to be hardcore?

1476
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,583
Yeah. I'm teaching you to be hardcore.

1477
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,037
Whoa.

1478
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,560
What is this here?

1479
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:19,850
Whoa. Is this open?

1480
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,083
Cheap cold drinks? Right here.

1481
01:05:24,125 --> 01:05:26,087
Let's roll.

1482
01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:27,228
It's a drive through liquor store, my man.

1483
01:05:27,270 --> 01:05:28,608
You don't even gotta get out.

1484
01:05:28,650 --> 01:05:30,618
[Kyle] This is scary looking, Terry.

1485
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,448
Your cheapest pint of vodka.

1486
01:05:32,490 --> 01:05:33,888
- And then...
- We don't have liquor.

1487
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,418
Oh, no liquor? You just got beer?

1488
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,788
- Yep.
- Okay. Let me get a six pack.

1489
01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,753
You got the big red gum?

1490
01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:42,423
For drunk driving.

1491
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,498
Hold that. You're gonna need that for later.

1492
01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:48,783
Today is the day you learn a very important lesson.

1493
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,078
You're gonna learn how to drive.

1494
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,368
[Kyle] I can't drive, Terry.

1495
01:05:52,410 --> 01:05:53,298
Yeah, you can. You can drive.

1496
01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:54,978
- I can't.
- Yeah, you can.

1497
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:57,108
- It's no problem.
- I'm a boy.

1498
01:05:57,150 --> 01:05:58,665
A lot of boys drive.

1499
01:05:58,707 --> 01:05:59,508
[Kyle] I don't know if I can, Terry.

1500
01:05:59,550 --> 01:06:00,768
Dude, you got this. Okay.

1501
01:06:00,810 --> 01:06:02,658
Hey, you had some of that liquid courage?

1502
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:04,578
All right. That vodka.

1503
01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:08,568
Any, any self-respecting
driver's educational instructor

1504
01:06:08,610 --> 01:06:10,128
will tell you to get a little couple of shots

1505
01:06:10,170 --> 01:06:11,268
of liquid courage.

1506
01:06:11,310 --> 01:06:12,263
You know, before you go.

1507
01:06:13,486 --> 01:06:14,688
You want a sip of my beer?

1508
01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:17,135
You can have a lot more of
that and drive this than vodka.

1509
01:06:17,177 --> 01:06:19,981
In fact, you've had quite a bit of vodka.

1510
01:06:20,023 --> 01:06:20,814
Oh, it's cold. It was cold.

1511
01:06:20,856 --> 01:06:21,747
[Terry] Yeah, it was good, isn't it?

1512
01:06:21,789 --> 01:06:22,818
It's cold and good.

1513
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,558
All right. Now here's what you've gotta remember.

1514
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,588
If you're able to drive this thing drunk,

1515
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,758
you can do anything you want.

1516
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,628
You can drive anything.

1517
01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:30,678
If you can drive this drunk,

1518
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,738
you're not gonna have any
problem driving this normally.

1519
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:37,518
It's the, you ever see that movie "Dodgeball?"

1520
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,458
It's the dodge ball. It's the dodge ball.

1521
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,768
If you can dodge the ball, you can dodge the ball.

1522
01:06:42,810 --> 01:06:44,985
[Terry] There you go. Let's fucking do it.

1523
01:06:45,027 --> 01:06:46,278
- Put it in the D.
- Let's fucking do it.

1524
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,348
- The D is in me.
- Put it in the D

1525
01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:50,058
and fucking put the pedal to the metal.

1526
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:52,601
Not actually, though. Don't, don't go too crazy.

1527
01:06:52,643 --> 01:06:54,288
(engine rumbling)

1528
01:06:54,330 --> 01:06:56,268
Hell yeah. You're doing good, dude.

1529
01:06:56,310 --> 01:06:57,101
- No.
- Hell yeah.

1530
01:06:57,143 --> 01:06:58,600
Don't hit that fucking shitter.

1531
01:06:59,790 --> 01:07:02,178
Alright. Don't hit the fucking, don't hit the...

1532
01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:03,993
Alright. Okay, okay.

1533
01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:07,848
[Kyle] I got it, Terry. I'm a good boy.

1534
01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,018
We're fucking doing it, dude. Not we.

1535
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,098
- One more.
- Yeah, dude.

1536
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:11,583
Here. Here.

1537
01:07:13,110 --> 01:07:14,355
- Just watch out for that.
- You can dodge a ball.

1538
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:15,378
You can dodge a ball.

1539
01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,085
Yeah, dude, you're fucking killing it, dude.

1540
01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:18,018
(car crashing)

1541
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:19,098
Oh my God.

1542
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:21,888
[Kyle] Sometimes there's bumps in life, Terry.

1543
01:07:21,930 --> 01:07:24,723
One handed, Terrence. One handed.

1544
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,338
Alright, gimme the beer bag.

1545
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:29,980
You going to fucking hog it all?

1546
01:07:31,263 --> 01:07:34,188
I saw a lamp flying. Hey, don't, don't show this.

1547
01:07:34,230 --> 01:07:35,735
- Show my mom.
- No, don't show this.

1548
01:07:35,777 --> 01:07:37,608
My mom would love. I'm fast and furious.

1549
01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:39,286
I'm Paul Walker. You love Paul Walker.

1550
01:07:39,328 --> 01:07:41,677
I do, I do love. I do love Paul Walker.

1551
01:07:41,719 --> 01:07:43,317
You love Pork Rider.

1552
01:07:43,359 --> 01:07:44,967
Yeah. Well, what'd you fucking call?

1553
01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:46,406
Alright, I'm not gonna let that.

1554
01:07:46,448 --> 01:07:47,698
Let's take this picture on the highway.

1555
01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:50,058
Whoa. Yeah, let's get on the fucking railroad.

1556
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:51,108
None of this pussy shit.

1557
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,248
Take the training wheels off.

1558
01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:53,123
[Kyle] Woo.

1559
01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:01,029
Terry.

1560
01:08:01,071 --> 01:08:02,238
What's up, little dude?

1561
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,853
I feel like, I feel like I need to tell you something.

1562
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,530
Alright, tell me. Tell me what.

1563
01:08:12,090 --> 01:08:12,923
Nevermind.

1564
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:15,948
Alright. I'm not gonna make you tell me.

1565
01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:17,690
If you want to talk, you can talk.

1566
01:08:21,540 --> 01:08:23,568
Okay. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll tell you.

1567
01:08:23,610 --> 01:08:25,158
Alright, man. What?

1568
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,867
Tell me, little dude.

1569
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:30,767
(Kyle retching)

1570
01:08:34,822 --> 01:08:36,217
Terry. I'm sorry.

1571
01:08:36,259 --> 01:08:37,092
Fuck.

1572
01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:39,989
I'm so sorry.

1573
01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:44,196
It's all right. Let's go.

1574
01:08:44,238 --> 01:08:45,498
- I'm so sorry.
- It's all right, dude.

1575
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:47,958
Let's go. You just partied too hard.

1576
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,632
You were the best at partying tonight.

1577
01:08:50,674 --> 01:08:55,674
- I'm so party.
- How do you think I feel?

1578
01:08:58,136 --> 01:08:59,386
No.

1579
01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:00,757
No, no, no, no, no.

1580
01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:02,299
Don't. No, no, no.

1581
01:09:03,559 --> 01:09:04,726
Go over there.

1582
01:09:06,249 --> 01:09:07,166
Over there.

1583
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,791
(engine humming)

1584
01:09:38,139 --> 01:09:40,008
[Kyle] There it is, Terry. Shelby's house.

1585
01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:42,550
Alright, follow my lead, kid. Let's do it to it.

1586
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,821
Alright. Does he got any cameras or what?

1587
01:09:50,863 --> 01:09:52,218
No, but he's got a butt ton of guns.

1588
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:53,093
Right?

1589
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,791
Okay, here's the plan.

1590
01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,748
We get in there, we get your mama, and we get out.

1591
01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:57,768
All right. Our team on three.

1592
01:09:57,810 --> 01:09:59,510
- Team one.
- What's our team name?

1593
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:03,678
- The Raw Dogs.
- Ew. What's a raw dog?

1594
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:07,068
It's like a uncooked hot dog fresh out the pack.

1595
01:10:07,110 --> 01:10:07,995
Oh, I, I do like those.

1596
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,528
All right. Raw Dogs on three.

1597
01:10:09,570 --> 01:10:12,513
1, 2, 3, Raw Dogs. Alright, we'll go now.

1598
01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:15,918
Keep low. Got to army crawl.

1599
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,448
[Kyle] I'm not getting down on the ground.

1600
01:10:17,490 --> 01:10:18,281
Army crawl.

1601
01:10:18,323 --> 01:10:20,028
You wanna get yourself spotted? They'll shoot you.

1602
01:10:20,070 --> 01:10:22,821
- I'm not gonna army crawl.
It's like a million miles away.

1603
01:10:22,863 --> 01:10:25,293
It's not a million miles away, you baby.

1604
01:10:32,610 --> 01:10:34,698
We're just gonna walk normal for a little while

1605
01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:36,817
and then we get closer, we get down.

1606
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,668
Come on, get down. Get down, get down.

1607
01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,528
We got guards at three o'clock.

1608
01:10:45,570 --> 01:10:47,388
- Those are the, those are the
pervert ghosts from the motel.

1609
01:10:47,430 --> 01:10:48,768
What? Oh my God.

1610
01:10:48,810 --> 01:10:51,203
Those are the same guys
that tried to kill us the other day.

1611
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:54,743
Holy crap.

1612
01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,473
Do you think they work for Shelby?

1613
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,818
Yeah. I assume so.

1614
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:03,408
And then, they're probably the same two guys

1615
01:11:03,450 --> 01:11:06,438
that killed that homeless guy and framed us for it.

1616
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,383
That tracks.

1617
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,938
I knew Shelby was behind this.

1618
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:13,493
Goddammit. I hate being right all the time.

1619
01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:14,326
Alright, come on. Let's go.

1620
01:11:14,368 --> 01:11:16,308
Stay down. So much mayo.

1621
01:11:16,350 --> 01:11:18,438
Stay down. Stay down.

1622
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,313
Stay clear.

1623
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:22,991
It's locked.

1624
01:11:23,033 --> 01:11:23,958
Alright. Abort our mission.

1625
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,308
We're gotta restrategize. The door's locked.

1626
01:11:25,350 --> 01:11:26,141
What do you want me to do?

1627
01:11:26,183 --> 01:11:27,138
I can't fucking try to kick it in.

1628
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:28,188
My mom. She's right there.

1629
01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:29,598
My mom. She's walking right by.

1630
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:30,431
Okay. Alright, follow me.

1631
01:11:30,473 --> 01:11:32,448
We're gonna go the other door.

1632
01:11:32,490 --> 01:11:33,940
But stay down and stay quiet.

1633
01:11:36,241 --> 01:11:37,414
Shh.

1634
01:11:37,456 --> 01:11:38,247
What do you mean?

1635
01:11:38,289 --> 01:11:39,122
Just shut the fuck up.

1636
01:11:42,272 --> 01:11:43,394
Shh.

1637
01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:44,819
[Kyle] I'm being quiet.

1638
01:11:44,861 --> 01:11:45,694
Shut up.

1639
01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:51,917
(door creaking) It's open.

1640
01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,626
(door creaking)

1641
01:11:56,130 --> 01:11:57,846
He can afford this on a pastor's salary?

1642
01:11:57,888 --> 01:12:00,497
We gotta be quiet in here.

1643
01:12:00,539 --> 01:12:02,159
I'm in the wrong line of work.

1644
01:12:02,201 --> 01:12:02,992
Hey, Kyle. Check it out.

1645
01:12:03,034 --> 01:12:04,275
[Kyle] Terry. We've got to shut up.

1646
01:12:04,317 --> 01:12:05,961
You think mine got lost in the mail?

1647
01:12:06,003 --> 01:12:07,829
- Shut up.
- All right. Okay.

1648
01:12:07,871 --> 01:12:09,005
Come on. I don't know where the fuck I'm going.

1649
01:12:14,524 --> 01:12:16,357
It's just like "Cops."

1650
01:12:19,663 --> 01:12:21,136
Mom. Mom.

1651
01:12:21,178 --> 01:12:22,075
Kyle.

1652
01:12:22,117 --> 01:12:23,946
Oh my God, Kyle, you're okay.

1653
01:12:23,988 --> 01:12:25,398
You're alive. I'm so sorry.

1654
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,228
I saw everything on the news about the prison.

1655
01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:29,088
I'm sorry we made you do that show.

1656
01:12:29,130 --> 01:12:30,189
It's okay.

1657
01:12:30,231 --> 01:12:33,558
Me and Terry had to walk a thousand miles to get here.

1658
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,600
Howdy little lady.

1659
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:38,297
You son of a bitch. What the fuck were you thinking?

1660
01:12:38,339 --> 01:12:39,798
He's 12 years old.

1661
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:42,438
Oh, she's still... Tracy, the subscriber numbers

1662
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,638
for the wedding are terrible.

1663
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,798
I'm gonna need you to come in and help make a video

1664
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:46,631
for the website.

1665
01:12:46,673 --> 01:12:47,664
[Terry] Hey, surprise, motherfucker.

1666
01:12:47,706 --> 01:12:48,668
Get your hands up.

1667
01:12:48,710 --> 01:12:49,501
Fuck you, Shelby.

1668
01:12:49,543 --> 01:12:50,993
Yeah. Fuck you, Shelby.

1669
01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:52,848
- Terry.
- That's right.

1670
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,258
What's going on here, Tracy?

1671
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:55,091
I don't know.

1672
01:12:55,133 --> 01:12:57,018
Terry just showed up and he brought Kyle home.

1673
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:58,818
Oh, your lover boy in here knows damn well

1674
01:12:58,860 --> 01:12:59,651
what's going on?

1675
01:12:59,693 --> 01:13:01,443
Why don't you tell her, Pastor Shelby?

1676
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,698
Terry, you're not making any sense. Are you on drugs?

1677
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:06,048
I fucking wish I was on drugs.

1678
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,938
He tried to have us killed.

1679
01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:09,528
Terry. What are you talking about?

1680
01:13:09,570 --> 01:13:10,545
It's true, mom.

1681
01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,278
He, he put a body in our car, and I saw a dead body.

1682
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,398
And then he had two big perverts
shoot us with machine guns.

1683
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,443
- [Tracy] Perverts with machine
guns. What the fuck, Shelby?

1684
01:13:20,610 --> 01:13:21,468
He's brainwashed.

1685
01:13:21,510 --> 01:13:23,058
And look at the man. He's unwell.

1686
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:24,108
Hey, fuck you, bud.

1687
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,298
You're lucky I don't put this
flare right between your eyes.

1688
01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:28,188
Do it, Terry. I want to see it.

1689
01:13:28,230 --> 01:13:29,778
[Tracy] Shelby, you better start talking.

1690
01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:31,458
Oh, he doesn't have to say a thing.

1691
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,103
We got the whole thing on
camera here. Isn't that right?

1692
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:39,138
It took you guys long enough.

1693
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,438
Terry, drop the gun.

1694
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,808
- Fuck.
- Fuck.

1695
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:45,138
You break that, you owe me a hundred bucks, by the way.

1696
01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:46,330
Tracy, get over here.

1697
01:13:47,349 --> 01:13:48,258
[Tracy] Fuck you, Shelby.

1698
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:49,788
Yeah. Fuck you, Shelby.

1699
01:13:49,830 --> 01:13:51,348
Tracy. I said, get over here.

1700
01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:54,714
You get your hands off of her. Hands off of her, Shelby.

1701
01:13:54,756 --> 01:13:55,923
Pipe it down.

1702
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,338
I already had a sinus headache today,

1703
01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:59,988
and this isn't helping.

1704
01:14:00,030 --> 01:14:04,338
And for the record, I was only gonna kill Terry,

1705
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:06,693
and just frame Kyle for murder.

1706
01:14:07,948 --> 01:14:09,696
The wedding goes on.

1707
01:14:09,738 --> 01:14:12,348
Grab the wedding dress. Put it in the truck.

1708
01:14:12,390 --> 01:14:14,093
[Hitman] What do you want us to do with them?

1709
01:14:14,970 --> 01:14:17,988
Lock Kyle up. We'll figure it out after the wedding.

1710
01:14:18,030 --> 01:14:19,938
[Hitman] And the other two?

1711
01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:22,008
Shoot 'em both, but do it in the cellar.

1712
01:14:22,050 --> 01:14:23,328
We don't wanna make a mess.

1713
01:14:23,370 --> 01:14:24,379
Kyle.

1714
01:14:24,421 --> 01:14:27,088
(group yelling)

1715
01:14:31,410 --> 01:14:32,913
This is just great.

1716
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,228
So you gonna take me up and then shoot me?

1717
01:14:36,270 --> 01:14:37,870
All right. There you go, Junior.

1718
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,068
Oh my God. You know, you guys really suck.

1719
01:14:40,110 --> 01:14:41,433
Like as far as twins go.

1720
01:14:42,542 --> 01:14:44,208
You know who some cool twins were?

1721
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,378
The fab motorcycle twins

1722
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:46,878
from the Guinness Book of World Records.

1723
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:48,918
Those guys were awesome.

1724
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,528
Who else is cool? Matrix twins.

1725
01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:53,178
Even the Olson twins are cooler than you guys.

1726
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:54,948
Oh, now I got to watch you die?

1727
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:55,781
Man. Why do you care?

1728
01:14:55,823 --> 01:14:56,658
I'm the one dying.

1729
01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:58,848
You better not get your stupid brains all over me.

1730
01:14:58,890 --> 01:15:00,978
Oh, like that's really gonna be that biggest problem

1731
01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:01,811
for me when I'm dead.

1732
01:15:01,853 --> 01:15:03,495
Yeah, I hope you're dead. I hope you die.

1733
01:15:03,537 --> 01:15:05,358
Oh. Oh. Thank you, Kyle.

1734
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,880
That's so nice of you.

1735
01:15:06,922 --> 01:15:07,713
- You know what?
- You see this?

1736
01:15:07,755 --> 01:15:08,698
I hope you get this on camera.

1737
01:15:08,740 --> 01:15:11,028
How about I come over there and I punch you to death?

1738
01:15:11,070 --> 01:15:12,133
Tie him up.

1739
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,735
Oh my God. Punch me to death.

1740
01:15:13,777 --> 01:15:15,438
[Kyle] I'm gonna punch you to death.

1741
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:17,808
That's great. That's... Alright. Here we go.

1742
01:15:17,850 --> 01:15:19,398
[Hitman] Any last words?

1743
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,723
Yeah. How about suck my fat one.

1744
01:15:22,765 --> 01:15:25,515
(hitman yelling)

1745
01:15:32,337 --> 01:15:34,332
Get up. Get up.

1746
01:15:34,374 --> 01:15:37,124
(hitman yelling)

1747
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:41,471
Here. Woods.

1748
01:15:41,513 --> 01:15:42,773
Turn, turn, turn.

1749
01:15:49,427 --> 01:15:51,199
In the woods. Go here.

1750
01:15:51,241 --> 01:15:53,491
Holy shit. We did it, dude.

1751
01:15:54,328 --> 01:15:56,671
We did it, dude. We did it.

1752
01:15:56,713 --> 01:15:58,058
- We fucked him up.
- I bit his nose off.

1753
01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:58,891
You did. You bit his nose off.

1754
01:15:58,933 --> 01:16:00,235
Are you, were you okay?

1755
01:16:00,277 --> 01:16:03,363
I've never felt so more alive in my life, Terry.

1756
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,936
What do we do now?

1757
01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:06,869
What do you think we're gonna do?

1758
01:16:06,911 --> 01:16:07,802
We're gonna go there tomorrow.

1759
01:16:07,844 --> 01:16:09,098
We're gonna break up that fucking wedding.

1760
01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:09,918
- Check this out.
- Fuck yeah.

1761
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,658
- Got this little guy here.
- Fuck yeah.

1762
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,878
You'll plug that into your little TikTok phone.

1763
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,220
We'll be there in no time.

1764
01:16:16,897 --> 01:16:18,225
Huh? That's fine.

1765
01:16:18,267 --> 01:16:20,017
But we gotta have a plan this time.

1766
01:16:21,930 --> 01:16:24,318
Well, what'd you have in mind, smart guy.

1767
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,246
I think I can think of something.

1768
01:16:26,288 --> 01:16:27,937
(aggressive music)

1769
01:16:27,979 --> 01:16:31,146
♪ One two three four ♪

1770
01:16:51,395 --> 01:16:53,161
Whole milk.

1771
01:16:53,203 --> 01:16:54,703
A little bit of lemon extract.

1772
01:16:55,996 --> 01:16:58,013
You know what that does,
Kyle? When you mix it together?

1773
01:16:58,890 --> 01:16:59,723
Huh?

1774
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,673
- Chunks it all up.
- Chunks it?

1775
01:17:06,173 --> 01:17:08,703
Not that gross. Angle it down.

1776
01:17:08,745 --> 01:17:10,416
No, no, the other way down.

1777
01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:12,469
[Kyle] It's, it's full.

1778
01:17:12,511 --> 01:17:15,428
(aggressive music)

1779
01:17:16,848 --> 01:17:17,765
Hey Kyle.

1780
01:17:20,861 --> 01:17:21,694
Beat it.

1781
01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:24,503
[Kyle] I want do it.

1782
01:17:24,545 --> 01:17:25,336
Alright. Okay.

1783
01:17:25,378 --> 01:17:27,545
Alright. Stop, stop, stop.

1784
01:17:29,495 --> 01:17:30,960
Cut this.

1785
01:17:31,002 --> 01:17:33,919
(aggressive music)

1786
01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:50,204
(gentle music)

1787
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,304
Welcome, welcome.

1788
01:18:01,346 --> 01:18:04,548
Good to see you all. Thank you for coming.

1789
01:18:04,590 --> 01:18:06,288
Welcome. Thank you for coming.

1790
01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:08,073
Welcome. Thank you for coming.

1791
01:18:08,970 --> 01:18:11,358
Hey, I thought you said there was a bunch of RSVPs?

1792
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,768
[Camera Operator] Yeah. On Facebook.

1793
01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:14,898
But this is all who came.

1794
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,940
How many people are on the livestream?

1795
01:18:17,849 --> 01:18:19,713
[Camera Operator] 27.

1796
01:18:19,755 --> 01:18:20,655
207?

1797
01:18:20,697 --> 01:18:22,263
[Camera Operator] No, no. 27.

1798
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,728
We gotta hold off on going live.

1799
01:18:25,770 --> 01:18:28,338
[Camera Operator] Shelby. It's live now.

1800
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:29,283
Oh, crud. Okay.

1801
01:18:35,242 --> 01:18:36,588
(gentle music)

1802
01:18:36,630 --> 01:18:40,218
Welcome and blessings to all the disciples

1803
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:43,218
and children of the rebirth
that have joined us here

1804
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:46,728
on this most holy and historic of days.

1805
01:18:46,770 --> 01:18:50,883
The wedding of Mr. And Mrs. Pastor Shelby White.

1806
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:55,818
Now I can tell y'all I've been losing sleep all week

1807
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:57,978
waiting for this beautiful day.

1808
01:18:58,020 --> 01:18:59,988
And now joined here with me

1809
01:19:00,030 --> 01:19:03,258
is maybe the only person more excited than me

1810
01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:04,398
for this event.

1811
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,263
Mr. Pastor Shelby White himself.

1812
01:19:08,190 --> 01:19:10,248
Thank you so much, Sheryl.

1813
01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:13,878
Well, the folks wanna know, how do you feel today?

1814
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,788
I tell you what, I am all butterflies right now.

1815
01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:20,898
I am so excited to share the
love between me and Tracy

1816
01:19:20,940 --> 01:19:24,858
in the light of the Lord with all of my followers.

1817
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:26,988
You folks better get your tissues ready,

1818
01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,878
'cause I have a feeling this wedding

1819
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:32,508
is gonna pull on all of our heart strings.

1820
01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:34,308
I know I've got mine.

1821
01:19:34,350 --> 01:19:35,538
And everybody at home.

1822
01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:37,818
Make sure to share on your social media

1823
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,398
and spread the word of the rebirth.

1824
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:42,277
On pastorshelbywhite.com.

1825
01:19:46,029 --> 01:19:47,538
(Shelby giggling)

1826
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:50,478
It's important that the
shepherd always is prepared

1827
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,993
to protect his flock.

1828
01:19:53,467 --> 01:19:56,050
(gentle music)

1829
01:20:02,190 --> 01:20:03,498
Get down. Get down.

1830
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:06,108
Okay, remember. It's just like we planned it.

1831
01:20:06,150 --> 01:20:09,288
We get into position, we
wait until they bring Tracy out.

1832
01:20:09,330 --> 01:20:11,388
Then I get down there and do my thing.

1833
01:20:11,430 --> 01:20:13,428
And then when I give you the signal,

1834
01:20:13,470 --> 01:20:15,738
I spray Shelby with my hot milk.

1835
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:16,788
Oh Jesus. Dude.

1836
01:20:16,830 --> 01:20:18,205
- Don't call it that.
- What?

1837
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:20,568
It sounds. Just... don't worry about it, okay?

1838
01:20:20,610 --> 01:20:23,388
Let's just, let's get out there. All right, let's get in.

1839
01:20:23,430 --> 01:20:25,308
- Hey kid.
- Yeah?

1840
01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:26,628
It's been good working with you.

1841
01:20:26,670 --> 01:20:28,878
You too, da... Terry.

1842
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:29,838
What was that?

1843
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,158
[Kyle] What? What?

1844
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:32,148
Did you just call me dad?

1845
01:20:32,190 --> 01:20:33,397
[Kyle] No, I called you Dave.

1846
01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:34,428
'Cause you look like Dave Thomas,

1847
01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:35,568
the big fat guy from Wendy's.

1848
01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:37,236
- I mean, it sounded like you, sounded like-

1849
01:20:37,278 --> 01:20:39,068
Let's just, let's do it. Just go.

1850
01:20:39,110 --> 01:20:40,188
All right, here we go. All right.

1851
01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:43,443
Raw Dogs on 3.1, 2, 3, Raw Dogs.

1852
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:46,240
Let's rock and roll.

1853
01:21:06,510 --> 01:21:07,503
What a freak show.

1854
01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:12,720
Hey, check it out. There's Tracy.

1855
01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:19,488
You look beautiful today, Tracy.

1856
01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:22,028
This is a special day for you.

1857
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:23,568
Oh yeah.

1858
01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:24,498
Oh yeah.

1859
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,208
Being walked down the aisle at gunpoint

1860
01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:28,713
to marry an impotent fucking psychopath.

1861
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,608
Alright, give it a rest.

1862
01:21:31,650 --> 01:21:32,958
No cursing.

1863
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,403
Let's get this thing going.

1864
01:21:42,407 --> 01:21:43,908
I am a little surprised

1865
01:21:43,950 --> 01:21:46,158
that she decided to wear white though.

1866
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,318
Bitch, I can hear you.

1867
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,568
Don't think I won't beat your nasty slack jawed ass

1868
01:21:50,610 --> 01:21:51,528
on a live stream.

1869
01:21:51,570 --> 01:21:54,543
Alright. Zip it, lock it, put in your pocket.

1870
01:21:55,381 --> 01:21:56,928
Okay.

1871
01:21:56,970 --> 01:21:59,298
Fellow disciples of the rebirth,

1872
01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:02,993
we're gathered here today
to join the beautiful union

1873
01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:07,985
of Mr. Pastor Shelby White and Tracy Kulanski

1874
01:22:08,027 --> 01:22:10,168
in holy matrimony.

1875
01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:13,278
Mr. Pastor Shelby White said it best

1876
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:17,450
when he said that a man with no family is...

1877
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,740
Sir, are you alright?

1878
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:24,210
Okay, let's just go.

1879
01:22:26,670 --> 01:22:28,047
What in tarnation?

1880
01:22:33,780 --> 01:22:36,518
- Surprise.
- Who is that?

1881
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,351
What the fuck?

1882
01:22:37,393 --> 01:22:38,508
Terry? You're alive.

1883
01:22:38,550 --> 01:22:40,038
And kicking, baby.

1884
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,343
Well, Terry Miller.

1885
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:43,983
- Don't you move.
- Sorry.

1886
01:22:45,180 --> 01:22:46,278
I'm surprised to see you here.

1887
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,858
I was assured that you would not be making it today.

1888
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,538
Hey, Shelby, fuck you.

1889
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,968
You tried to have me killed. You fucking suck.

1890
01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,978
Don't you curse. This is a live stream.

1891
01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:56,358
I don't want it to be taken down.

1892
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,938
Ah, let's see. Fuck, ass, tit, shit, ass.

1893
01:22:58,980 --> 01:22:59,813
Hey.

1894
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,118
That's your last warning.

1895
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,148
What are you gonna do? You can't kill me on live TV.

1896
01:23:05,190 --> 01:23:07,308
Tracy, listen. Alright.

1897
01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:10,518
I might not be Mr. Perfect holy man like this guy here.

1898
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,568
Okay?

1899
01:23:11,610 --> 01:23:14,328
I might have screwed up a few
times when we were together.

1900
01:23:14,370 --> 01:23:17,598
I did get us kicked out of a few Applebee's,

1901
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,398
and yeah, I did spend our rent money

1902
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:22,278
trying to win a samurai sword at the county fair.

1903
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,408
And sure, I did get drunk

1904
01:23:24,450 --> 01:23:27,108
and crashed a Trans Am into a Burger King.

1905
01:23:27,150 --> 01:23:30,318
And... what that, oh, wait.

1906
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:33,513
But listen, I'm not gonna do that stuff anymore. Okay?

1907
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:36,768
I love you, Tracy. You're my little tape worm.

1908
01:23:36,810 --> 01:23:38,748
And I love Kyle too. All right?

1909
01:23:38,790 --> 01:23:39,888
I love you both, and I never wanna

1910
01:23:39,930 --> 01:23:41,808
let you guys go again, okay?

1911
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:46,812
I want to be the best step
daddy since Jesus's step daddy.

1912
01:23:46,854 --> 01:23:50,883
The, the guy who got cucked by God. All right?

1913
01:23:51,810 --> 01:23:54,783
I want us to be smiles every day, okay? Like this.

1914
01:24:00,210 --> 01:24:01,660
I should have practiced this.

1915
01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:06,993
(crowd gasping)

1916
01:24:07,035 --> 01:24:08,196
What?

1917
01:24:08,238 --> 01:24:09,029
Terry, what you doing?

1918
01:24:09,071 --> 01:24:10,428
What's wrong?

1919
01:24:10,470 --> 01:24:12,951
Is it... what's wrong?

1920
01:24:12,993 --> 01:24:14,343
Is that got a spider on me?

1921
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:17,538
Somebody take a picture
and show me what it looks like.

1922
01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:19,193
I haven't been able to look at it.

1923
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:24,498
- Terry. You know I don't
wanna marry this limp dick, right?

1924
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:25,968
Wait, really?

1925
01:24:26,010 --> 01:24:27,318
Tracy.

1926
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:30,498
She's just putting on a show, folks.

1927
01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:32,408
You brought me here at gunpoint.

1928
01:24:32,450 --> 01:24:34,300
I, I didn't really get a say in that.

1929
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,368
Oh yeah, that's right. I, I did see that, actually.

1930
01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:38,260
That makes sense.

1931
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:43,218
Terry Miller, you are such a dumb ass.

1932
01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:45,048
Probably one of the most stupid fucking people

1933
01:24:45,090 --> 01:24:45,923
I've ever met.

1934
01:24:47,910 --> 01:24:51,003
But you know, then again.

1935
01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:57,453
Oh, I am so goddamn in love with you.

1936
01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:00,798
What was that? You love me?

1937
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,868
She loves me. You hear that, Shelby?

1938
01:25:02,910 --> 01:25:06,018
Fuck you, Shelby. She loves me and my shit's still work.

1939
01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:07,408
This has turned out to be a really good day for me.

1940
01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:08,491
- You know what, Terry?
- What's that? Huh?

1941
01:25:08,533 --> 01:25:10,188
- F you.
- Oh, F me, huh?

1942
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:12,018
Oh, here we go. You better put some grass under him.

1943
01:25:12,060 --> 01:25:14,118
- Come on here.
- Better not touch my face.

1944
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,198
I got photos.

1945
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,663
- You better not touch my
face. I look really good today.

1946
01:25:32,714 --> 01:25:35,166
What do we got here?

1947
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:36,608
Look at this here. Want some sausage?

1948
01:25:36,650 --> 01:25:37,840
No, I got some.

1949
01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:38,870
Oh, missed me. Missed me.

1950
01:25:38,912 --> 01:25:41,562
Now you gotta kiss me. Now you gotta kiss me, Shelby.

1951
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,903
Oh, what have we got here? Mayo?

1952
01:26:05,190 --> 01:26:06,078
Charley horse. Wait, wait.

1953
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,188
Time out, man. Time out.

1954
01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:08,748
I got a Charley horse, dude.

1955
01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:10,308
- Damn.
- There's no timeout.

1956
01:26:10,350 --> 01:26:11,973
Oh, I said time out.

1957
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,388
Cut the live stream.

1958
01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,548
- Kyle.
- How? How do I do that?

1959
01:26:16,590 --> 01:26:19,683
- Hit the button on the side.
- I said time out.

1960
01:26:19,725 --> 01:26:21,918
- Did you do it?
- Yeah, I did it.

1961
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:22,758
- Kyle.
- All right, good.

1962
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,303
I don't want them to see this.

1963
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,188
Want to know what I think of
a man like you, Terry Miller?

1964
01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:29,669
No, man. Not really.

1965
01:26:29,711 --> 01:26:30,502
Kyle.

1966
01:26:30,544 --> 01:26:33,078
When I first met a woman like Tracy

1967
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:36,123
and heard she went out with a boy like you,

1968
01:26:37,270 --> 01:26:38,370
I thought to myself...

1969
01:26:39,249 --> 01:26:41,832
(gun blasting)

1970
01:26:46,064 --> 01:26:48,835
Man, Kyle, what the fuck?

1971
01:26:48,877 --> 01:26:51,794
(Sheryl screaming)

1972
01:26:53,435 --> 01:26:56,268
(crowd screaming)

1973
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:03,397
Drop your weapons. Get on the ground.

1974
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:06,194
(guns blasting)

1975
01:27:06,236 --> 01:27:08,903
(siren wailing)

1976
01:27:10,487 --> 01:27:13,480
(crowd screaming)

1977
01:27:13,522 --> 01:27:16,189
(guns blasting)

1978
01:27:19,047 --> 01:27:22,437
(siren wailing)

1979
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:25,146
(guns blasting)

1980
01:28:07,310 --> 01:28:08,101
Fuck.

1981
01:28:08,143 --> 01:28:09,132
What the fuck is happening?

1982
01:28:09,174 --> 01:28:11,067
Holy shit. We gotta get the fuck outta here.

1983
01:28:11,109 --> 01:28:12,833
Let's cheese it. Come on.

1984
01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:13,666
Go, go, go, go.

1985
01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:14,541
Come on.

1986
01:28:15,554 --> 01:28:18,304
(sirens wailing)

1987
01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:27,029
[Sheryl] Help me.

1988
01:28:27,071 --> 01:28:28,537
Ma'am, are you okay?

1989
01:28:28,579 --> 01:28:31,162
(gun blasting)

1990
01:28:33,541 --> 01:28:35,291
Burn in Hell, dude.

1991
01:28:36,473 --> 01:28:37,689
(guns blasting)

1992
01:28:37,731 --> 01:28:40,398
(siren wailing)

1993
01:28:49,012 --> 01:28:51,345
You get in the back. Here.

1994
01:28:55,557 --> 01:28:56,390
Get in.

1995
01:29:01,494 --> 01:29:02,285
Come on, Terry. Hurry.

1996
01:29:02,327 --> 01:29:04,160
I'm trying. I'm gas.

1997
01:29:06,252 --> 01:29:09,437
- You okay?
- Yeah. What's up, mama?

1998
01:29:09,479 --> 01:29:11,950
Hey, Terry, hit the fucking road.

1999
01:29:11,992 --> 01:29:14,180
Are they behind us? Check?

2000
01:29:14,222 --> 01:29:15,222
You see him?

2001
01:29:27,090 --> 01:29:27,948
Ladies and gentlemen,

2002
01:29:27,990 --> 01:29:30,378
I think we are in the clear officially.

2003
01:29:30,420 --> 01:29:31,518
- Yeah.
- Woo.

2004
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:32,748
Fuck you, Johnny Law.

2005
01:29:32,790 --> 01:29:35,740
You come for me. You lose every fucking time.

2006
01:29:35,782 --> 01:29:37,371
- We did it.
- We fucking did it.

2007
01:29:37,413 --> 01:29:38,413
Get in here.

2008
01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,935
Oh, fuck. All right, I need a second.

2009
01:29:42,977 --> 01:29:44,838
'Cause my heart's going to fucking explode.

2010
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:45,858
Just gimme a second.

2011
01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:47,448
- You did good Terry.
- Thanks bud.

2012
01:29:47,490 --> 01:29:48,340
You did good too.

2013
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:50,813
Okay.

2014
01:29:52,170 --> 01:29:53,238
Now what?

2015
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:57,258
Well, I say we hit the road, head south of the border.

2016
01:29:57,300 --> 01:29:58,091
- Ohio.
- Yeah.

2017
01:29:58,133 --> 01:29:59,598
They can't touch us there.

2018
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,921
Okay, but we're stopping for a drink

2019
01:30:01,963 --> 01:30:04,181
'cause I'm gonna need one.

2020
01:30:04,223 --> 01:30:05,208
Yeah. Me too.

2021
01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:06,753
One vodka please.

2022
01:30:08,580 --> 01:30:09,768
He's just joking, Tracy.

2023
01:30:09,810 --> 01:30:11,598
Okay, the kid's just joking.

2024
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,998
No, no. I had a whole vodka, Mom.

2025
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:15,498
Wait, you guys shut up.

2026
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,908
No, Terry, I'd love to hear

2027
01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:18,588
about my 12-year-old son drinking alcohol.

2028
01:30:18,630 --> 01:30:19,638
Wait, shut the fuck up everybody.

2029
01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,583
Helicopter. Helicopter.

2030
01:30:22,841 --> 01:30:24,673
Terry. Go.

2031
01:30:24,715 --> 01:30:26,727
[Pilot] D13037.

2032
01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:29,808
We have suspects facing
westbound on the Stand road

2033
01:30:29,850 --> 01:30:32,217
in a white station wagon.

2034
01:30:32,259 --> 01:30:33,837
Move your ass, Terry.

2035
01:30:33,879 --> 01:30:34,670
[Kyle] Move your big fat ass.

2036
01:30:34,712 --> 01:30:35,503
Hey, I'm trying.

2037
01:30:35,545 --> 01:30:37,788
Tracy, in the seat back pocket, reach back there.

2038
01:30:37,830 --> 01:30:39,168
There's a small bag. It's my medicine.

2039
01:30:39,210 --> 01:30:40,338
I just need a little bit.

2040
01:30:40,380 --> 01:30:41,628
[Kyle] Rub the two red wires together.

2041
01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:44,088
- I'm trying. This piece of shit
doesn't want to get moving.

2042
01:30:44,130 --> 01:30:46,128
Goddammit. Every fucking time I need it to go.

2043
01:30:46,170 --> 01:30:47,208
Come on.

2044
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,498
Goddammit, Terry.

2045
01:30:48,540 --> 01:30:49,968
I just need a little bit. I just need a little bit.

2046
01:30:50,010 --> 01:30:52,310
They're gonna get us. We've got to get that.

2047
01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:54,993
Come on, come on, come on.

2048
01:30:56,147 --> 01:30:57,343
Go, go, go, go, go.

2049
01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:59,442
Terry, take your medicine.

2050
01:30:59,484 --> 01:31:00,417
[Kyle] Come on.

2051
01:31:00,459 --> 01:31:01,292
Oh shit.

2052
01:31:02,506 --> 01:31:04,162
[Police] Calling westbound standing choppers

2053
01:31:04,204 --> 01:31:05,607
1023.

2054
01:31:05,649 --> 01:31:08,316
(siren wailing)

2055
01:31:13,464 --> 01:31:14,511
[Police] 8927 radio.

2056
01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:16,548
Suspect heading west on
Stand Road toward Mac Vehicles.

2057
01:31:16,590 --> 01:31:18,093
A late model station wagon.

2058
01:31:19,050 --> 01:31:19,841
[Kyle] They're gaining on us.

2059
01:31:19,883 --> 01:31:21,468
Your big ass is weighing us down.

2060
01:31:21,510 --> 01:31:23,171
Hey, my big ass is not weighing us down.

2061
01:31:23,213 --> 01:31:24,004
My ass has nothing to do

2062
01:31:24,046 --> 01:31:25,838
with how fast this car is moving.

2063
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:27,222
- Move your fat ass.
- Why didn't you

2064
01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:28,514
move it faster?

2065
01:31:29,988 --> 01:31:33,204
♪ You pay the price ♪

2066
01:31:33,246 --> 01:31:35,913
♪ See I'm nasty ♪

2067
01:31:37,914 --> 01:31:39,408
They're still closing because of your big ass.

2068
01:31:39,450 --> 01:31:40,983
Hey, knock the ass off.

2069
01:31:41,843 --> 01:31:44,955
(aggressive music)

2070
01:31:44,997 --> 01:31:48,220
(siren wailing)

2071
01:31:48,262 --> 01:31:51,448
(aggressive music)

2072
01:31:51,490 --> 01:31:54,945
♪ Away or there'll be hell to pay ♪

2073
01:31:54,987 --> 01:31:59,415
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2074
01:31:59,457 --> 01:32:02,374
♪ Come on let's go ♪

2075
01:32:05,011 --> 01:32:07,928
(aggressive music)

2076
01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:32,045
[Terry] Fuck. They're still down on me, dude.

2077
01:32:32,087 --> 01:32:32,878
[Kyle] No.

2078
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:33,920
Goddammit.

2079
01:32:34,843 --> 01:32:36,322
We're going to have to ditch the car.

2080
01:32:36,364 --> 01:32:38,212
We're ditching the car.

2081
01:32:38,254 --> 01:32:39,087
- No.
- No.

2082
01:32:40,460 --> 01:32:41,251
One second. Stop.

2083
01:32:41,293 --> 01:32:42,300
Just get outta the car. Go.

2084
01:32:43,497 --> 01:32:46,530
(siren wailing)

2085
01:32:46,572 --> 01:32:50,173
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2086
01:32:50,215 --> 01:32:54,819
♪ Got a fire in my soul and the fire is rock and roll ♪

2087
01:32:54,861 --> 01:32:58,619
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2088
01:32:58,661 --> 01:33:01,627
♪ What are we gonna do without that fire, boys ♪

2089
01:33:01,669 --> 01:33:05,487
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2090
01:33:05,529 --> 01:33:08,446
(aggressive music)

2091
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,841
(group yelling)

2092
01:33:20,883 --> 01:33:24,357
All right, shit. Don't fucking shoot us.

2093
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:27,083
(police yelling)

2094
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:28,338
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

2095
01:33:28,380 --> 01:33:30,738
Jesus. Why are cops always fucking screaming?

2096
01:33:30,780 --> 01:33:32,388
You're right in front of me. I can fucking hear you.

2097
01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:33,263
Shit.

2098
01:33:34,230 --> 01:33:37,080
- Put your hands on your head
and get down on the ground.

2099
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,708
Damn it, Terry. Just listen to him.

2100
01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:42,168
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do what you want me to do.

2101
01:33:42,210 --> 01:33:44,118
All right. Just let me say my piece.

2102
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:47,298
Constitution says I get to
do a speech for the camera

2103
01:33:47,340 --> 01:33:48,198
before I go to jail.

2104
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:49,073
Okay.

2105
01:33:50,670 --> 01:33:51,603
Fuck, man.

2106
01:33:52,980 --> 01:33:56,898
Tracy, Kyle, before they lock my ass back up again,

2107
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:59,082
I just wanna let you both know that...

2108
01:33:59,124 --> 01:34:01,711
(cops yelling)

2109
01:34:01,753 --> 01:34:03,706
No, I don't have a gun. I clearly do not have a gun.

2110
01:34:03,748 --> 01:34:06,331
(gun blasting)

2111
01:34:08,029 --> 01:34:09,735
No. Terry.

2112
01:34:09,777 --> 01:34:13,172
[Pilot] Holy shit. Did you see that?

2113
01:34:13,214 --> 01:34:14,047
No.

2114
01:34:17,493 --> 01:34:19,093
[Pilot] They lit that dude up.

2115
01:34:20,004 --> 01:34:24,900
Holy shit. Oh, that was fucking crazy.

2116
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:28,420
He shot that guy like a hundred times.

2117
01:34:29,274 --> 01:34:31,113
Dang. That's awesome.

2118
01:34:38,587 --> 01:34:41,254
(oil crackling)

2119
01:34:43,230 --> 01:34:44,573
How do you like the eggs?

2120
01:34:47,395 --> 01:34:48,895
[Kyle] Mixed up.

2121
01:34:50,248 --> 01:34:51,039
Okay.

2122
01:34:51,081 --> 01:34:53,658
Yeah, things have been pretty crazy around here

2123
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:55,368
the last few months,

2124
01:34:55,410 --> 01:34:57,678
but things are starting to settle down.

2125
01:34:57,720 --> 01:34:59,478
You know, with everything with Terry,

2126
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,428
we were able to afford this nice house

2127
01:35:01,470 --> 01:35:06,318
and Kyle's doing really
well in school, which is great.

2128
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:08,658
We're hoping he actually
passes the third grade this year.

2129
01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:10,458
So things are looking up.

2130
01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:12,662
Mom said if I get all A's, we can go on vacation,

2131
01:35:12,704 --> 01:35:14,504
and I can get a jet ski.

2132
01:35:14,546 --> 01:35:16,068
I wanna be on the jet ski.

2133
01:35:16,110 --> 01:35:18,138
We're going on vacation.

2134
01:35:18,180 --> 01:35:20,238
First one in about 10 years.

2135
01:35:20,280 --> 01:35:22,278
We're going to Cancun, Mexico.

2136
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:23,538
Thanks to Terry's settlement,

2137
01:35:23,580 --> 01:35:24,888
we were actually able to afford it.

2138
01:35:24,930 --> 01:35:27,108
So thank you Uncle Sam.

2139
01:35:27,150 --> 01:35:29,508
- Police shot Terry all up
and there's blood everywhere

2140
01:35:29,550 --> 01:35:30,678
and they got it all on camera

2141
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,388
and the judge said they
couldn't do anything about it

2142
01:35:32,430 --> 01:35:33,498
because Terry didn't have a gun.

2143
01:35:33,540 --> 01:35:35,030
Now they owe us $3 million.

2144
01:35:36,660 --> 01:35:40,008
And believe me, we're gonna put this money to good use

2145
01:35:40,050 --> 01:35:41,448
when I'm laying out on the beach

2146
01:35:41,490 --> 01:35:44,838
with the biggest fucking
margarita in my hands of all time.

2147
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:45,948
It's gonna be a good time.

2148
01:35:45,990 --> 01:35:48,288
And I'm on a jet ski.

2149
01:35:48,330 --> 01:35:50,298
We're gonna have to get you lessons first.

2150
01:35:50,340 --> 01:35:51,588
I don't need lessons, mom.

2151
01:35:51,630 --> 01:35:54,108
I've drunk drove. I can drive anything.

2152
01:35:54,150 --> 01:35:54,941
Are you all packed?

2153
01:35:54,983 --> 01:35:55,774
Yes.

2154
01:35:55,816 --> 01:35:57,258
Well, let me see.

2155
01:35:57,300 --> 01:36:00,648
They shot me nine times, like Mr. 50 Cent,

2156
01:36:00,690 --> 01:36:03,588
and I was able to sue the feds for $3 million

2157
01:36:03,630 --> 01:36:05,778
on top of the $700,000 they had to spend

2158
01:36:05,820 --> 01:36:08,268
to keep my dumb ass alive when I was in the hospital.

2159
01:36:08,310 --> 01:36:10,278
Courtesy of the wonderful taxpayers

2160
01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:12,138
of our beautiful country of ours,

2161
01:36:12,180 --> 01:36:14,628
I've been able to support Kyle and Tracy easily.

2162
01:36:14,670 --> 01:36:16,788
Like any good family man should.

2163
01:36:16,830 --> 01:36:19,428
Hell, they even got me one of them fancy,

2164
01:36:19,470 --> 01:36:20,658
non-court appointed lawyers

2165
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:21,618
that are getting me transferred

2166
01:36:21,660 --> 01:36:23,918
to one of them federal prisons as we speak.

2167
01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:26,218
- [Prison Officer] Clear for
transfer inmate Terry Miller

2168
01:36:26,260 --> 01:36:27,051
at the moment.

2169
01:36:27,093 --> 01:36:29,510
Looks like it came through.

2170
01:36:33,507 --> 01:36:34,863
See you around, Hondo.

2171
01:36:38,003 --> 01:36:40,586
(door buzzing)

2172
01:36:43,562 --> 01:36:46,395
(energetic music)

2173
01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:01,147
♪ Grab my keys ♪

2174
01:37:01,189 --> 01:37:03,032
♪ Brush my teeth ♪

2175
01:37:03,074 --> 01:37:06,970
♪ Dust off my clothes ♪

2176
01:37:07,012 --> 01:37:11,025
♪ But don't slam the Dodge to the Trans Am ♪

2177
01:37:11,067 --> 01:37:15,207
♪ Come on, let's roll ♪

2178
01:37:15,249 --> 01:37:18,644
♪ It's a Friday night got the feeling ♪

2179
01:37:18,686 --> 01:37:22,533
♪ In my soul ♪

2180
01:37:22,575 --> 01:37:27,293
♪ Let the guitar do all the talking ♪

2181
01:37:27,335 --> 01:37:30,483
♪ Don't you know ♪

2182
01:37:30,525 --> 01:37:34,684
♪ Ain't no room for guys like me these days ♪

2183
01:37:34,726 --> 01:37:38,028
♪ But I'll never change my ways ♪

2184
01:37:38,070 --> 01:37:43,070
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2185
01:37:44,854 --> 01:37:49,854
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2186
01:37:53,815 --> 01:37:57,949
♪ Darkest skies, even light ♪

2187
01:37:57,991 --> 01:38:01,509
♪ The other night ♪

2188
01:38:01,551 --> 01:38:05,610
♪ Keep giving me that attitude ♪

2189
01:38:05,652 --> 01:38:09,184
♪ And pay the price ♪

2190
01:38:09,226 --> 01:38:13,024
♪ See I'm nasty and fired up now ♪

2191
01:38:13,066 --> 01:38:17,153
♪ I don't play by the rules ♪

2192
01:38:17,195 --> 01:38:21,153
♪ You want to play that game with me ♪

2193
01:38:21,195 --> 01:38:24,649
♪ Bound to lose ♪

2194
01:38:24,691 --> 01:38:28,505
♪ I said stay out of my way ♪

2195
01:38:28,547 --> 01:38:31,966
♪ Or there will be hell to pay ♪

2196
01:38:32,008 --> 01:38:37,008
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2197
01:38:39,249 --> 01:38:43,749
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2198
01:38:45,007 --> 01:38:47,840
(energetic music)

2199
01:38:52,425 --> 01:38:57,425
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2200
01:38:59,881 --> 01:39:04,881
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2201
01:39:06,104 --> 01:39:07,680
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2202
01:39:07,722 --> 01:39:12,722
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2203
01:39:13,838 --> 01:39:18,838
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2204
01:39:21,017 --> 01:39:26,017
♪ Rock and roll ♪

2205
01:39:26,319 --> 01:39:31,319
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2206
01:39:33,649 --> 01:39:38,649
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪

2207
01:39:41,454 --> 01:39:45,954
♪ My blood is made from rock and roll ♪