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Tim from Thailand
in the motherfucking house!

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Dude, I can't be here.

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What?

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I can't be here, I gotta go.

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What are you talking
about? You just got here.

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If I see Angus, I'm going to kill
him and then I'm going to kill myself.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I thought you were okay with this.

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Okay, with forgiving the guy that
fucked my wife and ruined my marriage?

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He's not just some guy. He's your brother.

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Right, which means
that's his sister. By law!

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You know how sick that is? That's incest!

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It's not incest...

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...but I know what you mean.

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I want nothing to do with him.

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Tim. Relax. You just flew halfway
around the world to be here.

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You did it for a reason. Angus has changed.

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I have changed.

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Why are you here?
Because I'm getting married!

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Married, man! You know what that means?

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One woman for the rest of my life?

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For my life!

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One girl, one girl, I can
only sleep with one girl.

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I can't fuck anybody else.

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I'm a fucking hound
dog, Tim. I'm a hound dog.

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You know how we do it.

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You're the brother I never
had. You're my best man.

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I need you to stop
being a little bitch, please.

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Fuck you, I'm a bitch? You a bitch.

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You a bitch. Chris: You a bitch, man.

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You a bitch ass.

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Okay, okay.

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You know, but forget it,
let's change the subject, man.

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Like, when did your grandma's
crib become an episode of hoarders?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a businessman, Tim.

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I'm a businessman.

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Yo, I'm fucking making bank.

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This fucking guy?

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This fucking guy? 500 bucks on eBay.

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It's a collectible item.

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It's a frog, man.

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Yeah, I don't even know what's
in half these fucking boxes, man.

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It's like Pokémon cards. I open it
up and I'm like, "Holy shit, I'm rich!"

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This place is a mess, bro.

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Fuck the mess.

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We're gonna sip on this shit, motherfucker.

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Golden Pagoda Reserve.

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Yeah, this shit here
is for the fucking king.

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Here, take this, man.
We're about to fucking get lit.

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Let's - let's go.

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I like to drink so pour it up.

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Yeah, of course you do.

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Is there a toast?

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To change.

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To change, yeah.

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Woo! -Ugh!

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Oh, God, that's fucking tight.

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That's potent.

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You want another?

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Ehhhh.

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Give me... give me the bottle.

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Boom!

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Sup, bitch!

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Jordan, what are you doing here?

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You invited me, bro. Duh!

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Yeah, but you're like crazy early.

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I just finished at the gym.

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I'm fucking hyped. I'm starving, bro.

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Let's fucking chow down.

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Let's fucking eat!

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Bang!

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Oh, shit.

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This place is a pigsty, man.

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How do you live like this? -Jordan.

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It's whatever. I sell this stuff.

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You're like stupid early.

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Can you just come back in like an hour...

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I'm fucking hungry! What do you not get?

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Jordan, listen.

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My friend Tim, who's been living
in Thailand for the past 10 years,

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I just got him back in the country.

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Oh, wow. Thanks for
sharing that boring backstory.

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I'm fucking hungry, bro.

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What's going on?

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Tim! Hey!

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This is Jordan, my good
friend/personal trainer.

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Uh. Tim, Jordan, Jordan, Tim.

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He was supposed to come after
the whole thing with your brother.

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He was just leaving.

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No, I'm not going anywhere.

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Yeah, of course you're not.
You just got here. That'd be silly.

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I'm going to go call your brother, Jordan.

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We're going to eat soon. And yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we're... we're cool.

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So, you're a personal trainer?

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You lift?

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Nah, not really. I'm
a hiker if that counts.

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Fuck yeah.

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You know all about them
fucking mountain goats, brother?

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Mountain goats?

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Fucking mountain goats, bro.

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They go like right up
the side of a mountain,

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and they can walk straight up
because their legs are 20 times stronger

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than any other mammal
on the face of the earth.

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Man, mountain goats
are fucking mind-blowing.

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You got to study it, man.

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I watch like nine-hour
documentary on these fucking dudes.

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Fuck.

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You're never going to guess what I...

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We're just talking about goats.

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Boom!

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Organic goat hemin, man.

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Any protein you put in your body.

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Any protein.

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It's multiplied 20 times over.

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This stuff is insane.

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It's organic.

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It comes from a lab in China.
Like, it's probably illegal.

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You know what else I got?

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You ever get tired?

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I bet you get tired, right?

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This?

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Boom!

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If you've ever battled with
insomnia? Well, guess what?

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Bear creatinine is gonna
knock it the fuck out.

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One drop of this shit?

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Bang!

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Down goes insomnia, man!

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Bear creatinine is the champ!

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You mean creatine.

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You mean creatinine.

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Isn't it pronounced creatine?

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It's creatinine, bitch.

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I know exactly what I'm talking about, man.

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This is the shit that
makes bears hibernate.

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One drop of this, you're fucking
out like a fucking baby, man.

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You sleep sometimes five, six fucking days.

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It's fucking insane, this shit, man.

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I fucking love this shit.

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Oh, fuck.

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Hang on.

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Oh, you know what else?

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Got that.

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Oh, what's that one?

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It's cocaine.

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Oh.

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Woo!

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I'm a golden goblet holder!

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I am the Messiah!

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Jordan!

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Yo!

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What-what-what-what are you doing?

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What'chu you doing?

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I was just showing them my
supplements and stuff like that.

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We were bonding over
supplements and mountain goats.

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No!

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This is the time or the place, Jordan.

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Come on.

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Oh! Dude, it's a celebration.

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Come on.

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You got to do some goat hemin with me.

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Take some goat semen?

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What?

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It's fucking goat hemin, man.

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Don't fucking sacrilege
my fucking product, man.

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Fucking goat semen.

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No one's taking fucking goat semen.

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Want me to keep being your fucking trainer?

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Take fucking goat hemin, man.

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I guess I'm going to take some goat hemin.

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Yeah.

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It's my pleasure.

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Did not mean to insult you, Jordan.

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Mmm.

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Looks delicious.

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Thanks.

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I got no problem taking goat hemin.

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Dumbass.

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Go to the fucking CVS.

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Get yourself some fucking
moisturizer for your pussy.

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That is a hard pill to swallow.

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Yeah.

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Thank you, Jordan.

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For the goat hemin.

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Come on.

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You want in?

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You know what?

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Let's just stick with the
Golden Pagoda Reserve.

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Golden what now?

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Golden Pagoda Reserve.

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It's like Thailand's finest vodka.

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Alcohol.

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Alcohol.

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You want me to fucking
put poison in my body?

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Look at this fucking temple, man.

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What do you say to Mecca, man?

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Let me fucking burn you down
with some fucking kerosene?

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Nah. I'm good.

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I don't fuck around, man.

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I'm a healthy motherfucker, dude.

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- Fucking put alcohol in my fucking mouth.
- What the...

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Oh!

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God!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Hey, man, so tell me
about your fiancé, man.

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What's up with her?

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Let me see her picture.

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You getting married
like to a lady and shit?

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We could talk about her, or we could figure
out what we're getting from Richards.

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Fucking Richards!

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Fuck yeah!

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Richards, Richards, Richards.

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Fuck yeah.

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Richards, Richards.

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Richards, Richards.

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Fuck yeah.

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Oh! Richards!

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Fuck yeah!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What's Richards?

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What's Richards?

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What is this guy? Fucking special bus, man?

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Fucking Richards, man.

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You don't know what Richards is?

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No, dude. I've been in
Thailand for ten years, alright?

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Richards ain't some fucking
fly-by-night fucking start-up, man.

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Richards Steakhouse and Company
been around since 1887, motherfucker.

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Richards is the fucking
epitome of fine steak dining.

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They perfectly season and grill every cut.

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Filet mignon, ribeye, everything.

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It's a fucking explosion in
your mouth, motherfucker

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and you don't know what the fuck it is?

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It's a top tier place, Tim.

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And the best part about
it is Angus is buying.

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Yeah, right, man.

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You bullshitter.

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I don't believe that at all.

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Angus ain't paying for nothing, man.

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I'm telling you, man, it was his idea, man.

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Yeah, okay.

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Alright.

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Speaking of which, you know what?

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I got this.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this.

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Y'all work on your Richards.

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Richards.

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I'm gonna answer the door

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and speak to my brother. -Alright.

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Alright?

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That's what's up.

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Cool, yeah, alright.

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I got this, man.

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Respect, man.

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Yeah, man.

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That guy's fucking
showing fed behavior, man.

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He doesn't know what the fuck Richards is?

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Shut the fuck up.

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Holy shit, Tim!

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That's you?

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Damn, you aged like a president.

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Look at this shirt!

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Really?

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Yeah, you look bad, man.

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You look like dad in
the later years of his life.

268
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What the f...

269
00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:07,711
My God.

270
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,156
Man, fuck this and fuck you, man.

271
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,408
- I don't need this motherfucking...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

272
00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

273
00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,744
Hold up, I'm kidding.

274
00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:15,453
I'm kidding.

275
00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,496
You just...

276
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,372
...aged terribly.

277
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,181
That's all.

278
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:19,999
That's all.

279
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,752
Look, I'll bounce, I'll leave.

280
00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,212
You'll never see me again.

281
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,757
But I just want to let you know
how sorry I am for everything.

282
00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,926
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what'd you say?

283
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,887
I'm sorry, Tim.

284
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,096
I'm very sorry.

285
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,431
Deeply, I'm sorry.

286
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:36,974
You're sorry?

287
00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,809
Yeah, I'm sorry.

288
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,479
Man, I think you're full of shit.

289
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:42,563
All right, man.

290
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,024
No, no, no, no, no, no, but,
but, but, but, but, but, but fuck it.

291
00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:49,779
I ain't never heard you
say sorry in life, ever.

292
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:50,738
Not once.

293
00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,573
Not even a fake one, dude.

294
00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,700
So, fuck it, yes.

295
00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:55,993
You're sorry, man?

296
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:56,953
I accept it.

297
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,371
This is crazy, man.

298
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,122
Come here, bring it in here, bro.

299
00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:00,764
All right, cool.

300
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,251
To the brothers!

301
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,018
Mmm!

302
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,922
That's got a bite!

303
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,174
You know what fucking time it is?

304
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:10,841
Fucking Richards, man.

305
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,550
Fucking Richards, man.

306
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:12,326
Fucking Richards, bro.

307
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,678
Fucking Richards, bro.

308
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:14,470
Let's fucking roll.

309
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,179
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

310
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,222
Let's DeliverUS this.

311
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,014
Wait a minute.

312
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:17,723
No, no, no, no, no, no.

313
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,641
We're not going to Richards.

314
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,309
Do they even fucking do take out?

315
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,060
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

316
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,646
I got 75% off promo code, chill.

317
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,940
Steaks for four, medium rare, right?

318
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,024
No, no, no, no, no.

319
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:27,900
Not medium rare.

320
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,068
Mine needs to be raw.

321
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:29,610
Raw.

322
00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,695
Fucking raw.

323
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,780
All right, three medium rare steaks.

324
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:33,656
Raw!

325
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,991
Mine needs to be fucking raw.

326
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:35,992
One black and blue.

327
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:36,951
Not black and blue.

328
00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,578
Mine needs to be fucking raw.

329
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,537
Black and blue means raw.

330
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,414
Black and blue means
fucking black and blue.

331
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,581
That's why it says black and blue.

332
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,417
Put fucking raw onto
the fucking thing, man.

333
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,044
Special accommodations needs to be raw.

334
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,395
For Jordan.

335
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,673
You guys are fucking up
getting them cooked, man.

336
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,759
I mean, raw is the only
way to get them enzymes.

337
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:54,718
Let's do it.

338
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,844
Let's see what the total is.

339
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:58,055
$699.29.

340
00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,307
Throw in a promo code.

341
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,641
That brings us to...

342
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:01,892
Oh, damn it.

343
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,312
It's 75% off up to $15.

344
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,272
Hey, we'll go somewhere else.

345
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:06,814
Do you want sushi?

346
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:07,190
Raw fish?

347
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:07,856
No!

348
00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:08,566
Motherfucker!

349
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:09,316
I want Richards!

350
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,402
You know what, listen,
y'all don't know but I

351
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:14,488
became a pretty dope
chef over there in Asia, man.

352
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,450
You know what, let me check
your pantry. You probably have

353
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:21,078
all the ingredients I need to
make these crazy delicious

354
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,498
Thai pancakes. They're
sweet but spicy, you'll like 'em.

355
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,791
Doesn't sound too bad. -Sweet and spicy?

356
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,794
You're going to tickle my balls with
your tongue, too? Talking like that!

357
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,545
Excuse me?

358
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,671
What the fuck, man?

359
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:31,964
Sweet but spicy?

360
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,633
Fuck this shit, man.

361
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,468
I fucking came here for Richards.

362
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:36,969
You gave me my fucking word.

363
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,638
I don't want his pansy ass - no offense -

364
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,431
gay ass motherfucking -Jordan.

365
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,599
"fuck me in the ass" pancakes.

366
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,808
Jordan, Jordan, no.

367
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,517
That's not nice.

368
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,895
If there's no Richards,
there's no fucking Jordan.

369
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,813
Okay, that's how it fucking happens, man.

370
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,023
That's the fucking deal.

371
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:49,915
No offense.

372
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:50,816
But fuck you.

373
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:51,708
Fuck you.

374
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,612
Fuck you, you fucking
bitch ass motherfucker.

375
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,281
Hope you fucking get your organs taken out.

376
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,282
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.

377
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,291
What, bitch? -DJ, music off!

378
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,284
It's cool, man.

379
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,577
We're still going to get the Richards.

380
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,329
Fucking... I want fucking Richards.

381
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,121
We're getting it.

382
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:04,997
Yeah, I got it.

383
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:05,790
I'm a man of my word.

384
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,541
I promised to get the Richards.

385
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,709
It's Chris's Special Day.

386
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,585
I got it.

387
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,252
Okay.

388
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,728
We're getting Richards. -I'm staying then.

389
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:12,630
Order received.

390
00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:13,897
Food's on the way.

391
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:14,590
Fuck, yeah.

392
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,300
I'm fucking ready to eat, bro.

393
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,179
Oh God! What the fuck?

394
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,724
Oh God, oh God.

395
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,476
What the fuck, man?

396
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,103
The shit's fucking cashmere, Jordan.

397
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:27,978
What the fuck?

398
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,188
Dude, are you all right?

399
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,940
No, I'm not fucking all right.

400
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,275
Do I look fucking all right to you, man?

401
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,193
What the fuck?

402
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,278
No, no, not you, Jordan, man.

403
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,238
That's a lot of vomit.

404
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,989
Yeah, I'm totally fine.

405
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,199
I throw up all the time, man.

406
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,784
I'm sorry about the mess...

407
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,703
Oh, fuck!

408
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,162
Oh, stop!

409
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,832
Oh, fuck!

410
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,666
Oh, man.

411
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:49,875
Sorry about that.

412
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,378
Dude, there's a lot of blood in your vomit.

413
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,838
No, that's no more than usual.

414
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:54,521
No, no, no.

415
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,676
Zero blood in your vomit is the
usual amount you should have.

416
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,427
And you shouldn't be
throwing up in the first place.

417
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,103
I mean, I throw up.

418
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,471
It's a side effect of the supplements.

419
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,347
That's what happens.

420
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,314
The fucking supplements?

421
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,349
Yeah, the goat hemin.

422
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,642
I mean, it says it right on the

423
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,185
- side of the bottle.
- You fucking gave me one!

424
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:08,827
Let me see.

425
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,104
Uh, warning.

426
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,982
Side effects may include
permanent impotence,

427
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,858
projectile vomiting?

428
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,444
Yeah, we saw that. -Cardiac arrest?

429
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,405
Dude! You shouldn't be taking these!

430
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,198
What the fuck did you give me?

431
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,117
It's goat hemin, goddamn it.

432
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:23,993
Oh.

433
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,037
Ooh, it gives me wicked shits also.

434
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,330
Oh my God.

435
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:29,931
Holy fuck!

436
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:30,916
Go to the fucking bathroom.

437
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,084
I'm going to the fucking bathroom.

438
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,502
I'm fucking sorry, man.

439
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,378
Don't judge me.

440
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,130
Fuck me.

441
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:41,428
♪ It's gotta be ♪

442
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,888
♪ against the law
to look this damn good. ♪

443
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,264
♪ Watch out now. ♪

444
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,600
♪ Because baby, I feel real good ♪

445
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,809
♪ and I wish I would ♪

446
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,895
♪ Watch out now. ♪

447
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:51,896
♪ And I... ♪

448
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,773
Dude, what the fuck, man?

449
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,107
We need to talk, man.

450
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:55,858
Dude, can I change?

451
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,459
Go nuts.

452
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,362
Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit, man.

453
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:01,880
Rude.

454
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,325
Do you think he bought it?

455
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,577
Oh, Jordan definitely bought the sweater.

456
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,078
Shit's fucking cashmere.

457
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,204
You know how much that goes for?

458
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:09,997
He just cost me a fortune...

459
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,248
No, not your sweater.

460
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,040
I'm talking about Tim.

461
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,292
Do you think he bought the apology?

462
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,505
Dude, of course he bought the apology.

463
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,422
Are you fucking dumb?

464
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,049
I don't think in our wildest dreams

465
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,467
we thought it'd be going this well.

466
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,275
It's not.

467
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,261
Your boy Jordan is a fucking mess.

468
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,153
He's not my boy.

469
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,222
I barely know the guy.

470
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,139
You vouched for him.

471
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,099
You asked me to find a corrupt notary

472
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,102
and by the grace of God, I actually did.

473
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,188
This guy passed a test and took an oath,

474
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,273
and he's willing to throw
that all out the window

475
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,360
to commit fraud for
five ounces of raw meat.

476
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,071
I don't know how anyone could
vouch for someone like that.

477
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,530
I could vouch that he's a piece of shit.

478
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:44,740
I could vouch that he's a scumbag.

479
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,367
I can vouch that he destroyed my sweater.

480
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,868
Blah, blah, blah.

481
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,286
Oh, my God.

482
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,873
Just make sure he doesn't fuck this up.

483
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,334
If you don't shut your mouth,
you're gonna fuck this up.

484
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,752
Oh, I am. Oh, oh God.

485
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,254
Tim's not coming up here.

486
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:58,879
You don't know that.

487
00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,839
I do know that.

488
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,423
We agreed not to talk about the plan,

489
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,092
and here you are, talking about the plan.

490
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,135
You should just be happy, you
might actually get your brother back.

491
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,095
Who gives a shit?

492
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,429
Do you think I give...

493
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,932
Just stick to the plan, okay?

494
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,433
Tim blacks out.

495
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,352
He signs the paperwork.

496
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,396
Your boy notarizes it.

497
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:19,233
Then I sell my dead dad's house
to the development company

498
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,819
that's offering me 1,000
times more than what it's worth.

499
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,446
You want your cut? Do your fucking part.

500
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,031
That's rich coming from you. Do my part?

501
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:26,657
Yeah.

502
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,909
Let me show you what my part looks like.

503
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,371
I fabricated a whole wedding
to get Tim back into the country.

504
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,999
I have 150 of these, minus
the one I sent to Tim in Thailand.

505
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,209
Yo, you want to come to my wedding?

506
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,503
Huh? You want to come to my
wedding, man? Motherfucker?

507
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,004
Huh?

508
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,213
Dude, I got a rabbi.

509
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,005
You coming tomorrow?

510
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:42,689
Where's my gift?

511
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,507
What's my gift?

512
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:43,925
Huh?

513
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,342
Where's my fucking gift, man?

514
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,260
What's my gift?

515
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,344
Hey, hey, hey, chill the fuck out.

516
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,011
It's tomorrow, man.

517
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:48,653
It's tomorrow.

518
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,430
Hold on. What the...

519
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,139
Chloe?

520
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,266
Who the fuck is Chloe?

521
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,227
I thought you were with
Amber or something like that.

522
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,396
First of all, it's Ambre.
She's from France.

523
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,607
You met her like 1,000 times,
learn to pronounce her name.

524
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,734
And second of all, look how much better

525
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,777
Chloe's name looks on the invitation.

526
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,696
It's the name I came up with. I like it.

527
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,613
I like the way it sounds.

528
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,755
I've always liked the name Chloe.

529
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,450
But you've been seeing Amber for a minute.

530
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,244
Yeah, and she went fucking
nuts when she found these.

531
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,412
Accused me of cheating on her.

532
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,095
Me!

533
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,289
Really? You?

534
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,707
You cheat on her all the time.

535
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,524
She doesn't know that!

536
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,503
I don't get why you just didn't say
you were getting engaged to Amber.

537
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,005
Oh, because that would have been better.

538
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,181
So when she found the invitations,

539
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,757
she would have thought
that we were getting married.

540
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,551
I'd much rather her
think I'm cheating on her.

541
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,336
None of this matters.

542
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,762
This is all going to work.

543
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,138
We'll be very rich men

544
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,015
once this fucking plan goes into action.

545
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:37,394
And Sarah from DeliverUS
is on the way with the food.

546
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,171
Let's get downtairs and keep him drinking.

547
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,282
No fucking way.

548
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,992
Ooh, he's a damn fish.

549
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,079
Well, you know, a little
bit of vodka, a lot of jet lag.

550
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,830
A little bit of vodka?

551
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,041
Well, he did clean
the hell out of the kitchen.

552
00:15:59,083 --> 00:15:59,683
Shit.

553
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,809
What time is it in Thailand?

554
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,560
It is late.

555
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,628
It is late.

556
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:03,921
Man.

557
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,047
We are way ahead of schedule.

558
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,173
All right.

559
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,341
I guess give me a hand with him.

560
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,012
Sarah from DeliverUS is here.

561
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,138
All right.

562
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,680
Could you go down and
help her with the food?

563
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:15,599
Wait, what?

564
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,408
Why can't you help her?

565
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,185
I got something to do.

566
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:18,727
I got to...

567
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,020
What the fuck are you talking about?

568
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,304
I got to take care of some business.

569
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,747
I don't... Ask me less questions.

570
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,941
What do you mean business?

571
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,817
I got to do something.

572
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,001
What the fuck are you doing?

573
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,361
Stop asking me fucking questions.

574
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,111
Let me just go, dude.

575
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:28,862
What do you have to do?

576
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,697
What do you have to do?

577
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,405
I got to take a shit.

578
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,073
I got to take a shit.

579
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,074
Shut the fuck up, man.

580
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:32,757
He's not waking...

581
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,425
Hey, Tim?

582
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,217
Tim?

583
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,035
Your ex-wife is here.

584
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:35,452
See?

585
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,094
Nothing.

586
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,998
Damn smelling up my fucking toilet, man.

587
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:39,873
Fucking piece of sh...

588
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,001
♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪

589
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,090
♪ Who is this fine piece of ass
in front of my house right now? ♪

590
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,051
♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪

591
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,220
♪ Please, Lord. ♪

592
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,555
♪ Oh, Jesus. ♪

593
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,058
♪ Get me some Richard's
with a side of that ass. ♪

594
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,226
♪ Hot damn. ♪

595
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,353
♪ Hot damn. ♪

596
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,649
♪ Please tell me this girl
is delivering me steaks. ♪

597
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,068
♪ Hot damn. ♪

598
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,029
♪ Hot damn. ♪

599
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,532
♪ I'm gonna feast on some Richard's ♪

600
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,326
♪ and then I'm gonna feast on some pussy. ♪

601
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,161
Hey, are you Angus?

602
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,290
I sure am, and you must
be the best part of my day.

603
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,501
Um, sorry for making you come out.

604
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,004
It's a lot of food. It's pretty heavy.

605
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:27,462
Oh!

606
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,756
It is my pleasure.

607
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:29,840
So where are you from?

608
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:30,340
Australia.

609
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:30,966
I hear it.

610
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,383
Yeah, you do?

611
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,592
Yeah, it's a nice accent. -Really?

612
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,094
Okay, fair enough.

613
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,637
Some people get it
confused with New Zealand.

614
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,471
You know, I've been there.

615
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,389
Really? -Australia, oh yeah.

616
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:37,764
Where?

617
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,406
Like all the time.

618
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,642
Holy shit, that's a lot of bags.

619
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,396
Oh, I need to get you to sign this

620
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,814
and take a picture with the food.

621
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,189
Picture?

622
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,441
Yeah, for all the big orders.

623
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,276
You gotta sign off that it's all there.

624
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,694
Well, this is a big order.

625
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,695
Smile!

626
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:53,463
Great.

627
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,615
Great, great, great.

628
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,534
Um, not to be too forward,

629
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,911
but I was thinking, if you're
like free this weekend,

630
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,247
would you maybe wanna
like, go grab sushi or a drink?

631
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,541
I have a better idea.

632
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,169
Angus, Angus!

633
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,628
Angus, Angus!

634
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,922
Oh, Angus!

635
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,175
Ooh.

636
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,224
Yo, Chris, you might not
wanna go in that bathroom, man.

637
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,374
I don't know what I ate.

638
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,686
I definitely dropped two
towers in there, for real...

639
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,605
Oh, mmm.

640
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,232
Look at that Richard's. So much.

641
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,483
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

642
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,069
What's up? What's up? -I just fucked.

643
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,905
I fucked the delivery driver in her car.

644
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:35,714
Dude, what?

645
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,574
Yeah, man, she was smokin'.

646
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,784
Did you wash your hands?

647
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,077
No.

648
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,719
Ew.

649
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:41,870
Man, come on.

650
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,872
It's fine, man, relax.

651
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,090
You got your hands on the dirty...

652
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,000
You got pussy juice on the plates.

653
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,684
It's fine, dude.

654
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,044
Wash your hands, go get Jordan.

655
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,587
Jordan, you good in there, man?

656
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:51,755
What'chu doing?

657
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:53,715
Food's here, man.

658
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,427
Jordan, you don't want
your raw steak to get cold.

659
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,804
The fuck, Chris?

660
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,807
There's no food in the Richard's bags, man.

661
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,166
What are you talking about?

662
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,894
You fucked the delivery
girl and she fucked us.

663
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,146
Dude, what the fuck?

664
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:07,829
Come on, man.

665
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,107
Dude, you gotta keep your voice down, man.

666
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:10,790
Tim's sleeping.

667
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,484
Tim was on a flight for 32 hours

668
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,194
and he's full of vodka. Focus!

669
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,113
She stole from us, Chris.

670
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,991
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

671
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,659
Napkins.

672
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:21,843
You see that?

673
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:22,761
Napkins.

674
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,080
Dude, we ordered a shit ton of Richards.

675
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,874
Of course they're gonna give us napkins.

676
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,016
Trash?

677
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,577
They're gonna give us that too?

678
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,254
They're gonna give us that too, Chris?

679
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,256
There's probably an explanation for that.

680
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,257
I grabbed the wrong bag.

681
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,466
You could've grabbed the wrong...

682
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,553
you know. Why didn't I th...
The bags! The wrong bags?

683
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,889
Oh, wait a minute! What's that?

684
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,515
Says Richard's.

685
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,767
Seems like the right bag to me, Chris.

686
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,394
Open it up, open it up.

687
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,271
Let's see what's in there.
Let's see what's in there.

688
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,065
Oh, dirty laundry, huh?

689
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
Oh! Look at this.

690
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,320
Dirty underwear.

691
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,487
How do you know they're dirty?

692
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,405
You wanna investigate?

693
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,406
Oh, God, man.

694
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,366
Fuck! What the fuck, man?

695
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,217
God.

696
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,828
Okay, okay.

697
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,164
I'm sure there's an explanation.

698
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,498
I hope so.

699
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,666
I'm sure there's an explanation.

700
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,475
Let me just...

701
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,171
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, what, what, what?

702
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,589
What the fuck?

703
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:16,757
What is it?

704
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,883
Oh, God.

705
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:18,508
What?

706
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,385
Oh, God, what the fuck?

707
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,428
What is it?

708
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,180
It's a fucking dead rat, man.

709
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,264
Is it dead?

710
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,891
No, it's... Ah!

711
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:26,975
Is it dead? -Don't go chill, man.

712
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,894
You're gonna fucking
splat bl... -Is it dead?

713
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:29,644
Relax.

714
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,730
Is it, fucking... Is it... is it dead?

715
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:32,898
It's fucking dead, man.

716
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,591
It's fucking dead, okay? -I swear...

717
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,401
I swear, it jumps out.

718
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,569
I'm... I swear.

719
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:38,670
God.

720
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,031
What the fuck, man?

721
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,173
Bro.

722
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,174
All right.

723
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,377
I'm gonna call her.

724
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,078
I have her number.

725
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,454
You do that, please.

726
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:48,997
Do that, Chris.

727
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,500
I'm telling you, she wouldn't
do something like this, man.

728
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,378
I don't... there's gonna
be an explanation for this.

729
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,312
God.

730
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:57,689
Hello?

731
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,758
Hey, is this Sarah?

732
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,317
Speaking?

733
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,305
Hey, this is Angus.
From... well, you know...

734
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,600
I think there's been a terrible mix-up.

735
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,185
Really, what happened?

736
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,771
Honestly, I'm kinda
lost for words right now,

737
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,983
and I'm sure there's a
good explanation for this,

738
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,694
but the Richard's bags
were filled with garbage

739
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,988
instead of delicious steaks.

740
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,781
What about the fucking rat?

741
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:25,842
What?

742
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,452
The fucking rat?

743
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,288
Do you think it got in there by itself?

744
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,124
I robbed you, you stupid fuck!

745
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,208
You what?

746
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,087
I put a bunch of garbage
and a rat in the fucking bags

747
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,298
to offset the weight, and
now I'm eating your dinner,

748
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,591
and then late at night
after you've gone to sleep,

749
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,635
I'm gonna shit it out on
your fucking doorstep.

750
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,637
What, why would you do that?

751
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,346
This is awful.

752
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,682
Well, Angus.

753
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,434
I think it's fitting for you,

754
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,021
considering how much
your name sounds like anus.

755
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,152
Sarah, we slept together.

756
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:00,986
Why would you do this?

757
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,238
Because I wanted to hear you cry,

758
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,781
you ugly

759
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:09,077
Justin Timberlake wannabe
looking piece of shit!

760
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,706
I mean curly-haired, balding fuck.

761
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,418
That bald spot was all I could
see when you turned around.

762
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,337
It blinded me like the fucking sun.

763
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,506
And what was that piece of shit house

764
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,092
you were living in, your
dead grandma's house?

765
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,012
I could smell the mothballs from my car.

766
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,766
Man, if she knew what a fucking loser

767
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,309
that you would turn out to be

768
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,728
with your tiny little fucking penis,

769
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,313
she would've aborted your mother.

770
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,647
Jesus Christ!

771
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,613
Gahhhhhhh!!!

772
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,490
Oh! Gimme that, give me the... Fuck!

773
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,909
I don't know who you are.

774
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,827
I don't know where you're from.

775
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:54,831
But what I do know is I
have a particular set of skills...

776
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,917
Are you doing fucking
Liam Neeson from Taken?

777
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,627
No! I'm not!

778
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,295
Angus! What'chu doing?

779
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,671
What am I supposed to do?

780
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,547
Yo, assholes.

781
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,384
What the fuck is up with this raw steak?

782
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,304
Like, who the fuck orders
a completely raw steak?

783
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,555
It was for our friend.

784
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,390
He wanted the enzymes.

785
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:14,101
What the fucking
enzymes are you on about?

786
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:14,993
You fuck... Agh.

787
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:16,937
Listen, I'm gonna take it home

788
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,730
and I'm gonna cook it tomorrow.

789
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:19,956
Now.

790
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,066
Go get fucked!

791
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,028
Jesus Christ, she's a monster.

792
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,614
I bet you she's not even really studying

793
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,699
for her social worker
thing that she's doing.

794
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,118
It's a con job, man.

795
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,994
This whole thing was a damn con job.

796
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,037
Yeah, it was a con job.

797
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,705
Con job! -It was a con job.

798
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,333
Big ass con job. -It was a con job.

799
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,335
Like the Comic Con of con jobs.

800
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,386
You know what you need to do?

801
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,256
Thank you for calling Deliver U.S.

802
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,967
Where freedom and liberty meet delivery.

803
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,847
To review your most
recent Deliver U.S. order,

804
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,014
please say review.

805
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,600
To speak with a customer
service representative,

806
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,394
please say representative.

807
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,228
Representative.

808
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,939
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

809
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,732
Representative.

810
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,568
Let's try this again.

811
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,903
Representative.

812
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,656
Sorry, I'm having trouble
understanding you.

813
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:10,339
Give me that.

814
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,868
Representative, representative.

815
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:14,703
Let's try this again.

816
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,621
Representative, representative.

817
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,041
Once more for the red, white, and blue!

818
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,335
Representative, representative,

819
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,628
representative, representative.

820
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,550
Why'd you press two?

821
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:29,976
I didn't press anything.

822
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,137
You pressed something,
he's speaking Spanish now.

823
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,891
Representante, representante.

824
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:38,743
Oh my God.

825
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,061
Press zero, just press zero.

826
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:40,854
Oh, that works, yes.

827
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:41,662
It's a cheat code.

828
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:42,689
That's the secret, yeah.

829
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,566
It's a cheat code, I know, I know.

830
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:44,983
Okay.

831
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,067
Press zero -I'm doing it.

832
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:46,443
Do it.

833
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,110
I'm doing it.

834
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:47,610
Watch.

835
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,903
Are you fucking
happy? I'm doing it.

836
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:49,279
Sir?

837
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,029
Nothing's happening. This...

838
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:50,989
Sir?

839
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,492
Thank you for calling Deliver U.S.

840
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,244
This is Madison, may the
Lord bless your evening.

841
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,996
How may I assist you today?

842
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,332
Hey, Madison This is Angus Jenkins.

843
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,668
I made a very expensive
order on your service,

844
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,087
but it was stolen by one of your drivers,

845
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,882
who is a sick fuck, by the way,

846
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,343
and we would love to get a free dinner,

847
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,804
and also a full refund, if possible.

848
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:15,889
Yeah, you heard him!

849
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,850
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry, sir.

850
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,894
We can definitely assist
you with that today.

851
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,563
And was the order placed
using this phone number?

852
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,247
Yes, ma'am.

853
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,858
Great, okay, I'm going
through your recent orders.

854
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,737
I see an order for Slopburger for $17.85,

855
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,282
an order from Cookies Plus for $10.45,

856
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:38,245
another order from Slopburger for $15.85,

857
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,997
an order from Panda Wok for $10.75.

858
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,376
The most recent order from
Richard Steakhouse, please.

859
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,670
Dude, how much delivery do you order?

860
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:47,712
I don't like cooking, man.

861
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,382
Oh yes, I see an order
from Richard Steakhouse

862
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:53,426
for $699.29.

863
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,594
Yep, that's it.

864
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,222
Oh, and I see you were
able to take advantage

865
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:01,935
of our 75% off promo code
for up to $15! Very nice!

866
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,813
And you say this order was stolen, sir?

867
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,399
Yes, it was stolen by
one of your drivers, Sarah.

868
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,485
She said some fucked up
stuff about my friend's bald spot.

869
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,988
Look, she's the epitome of evil!

870
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,447
She put a rat in the bag!

871
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,574
What she did was criminal

872
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,202
and we demand satisfaction, Madison.

873
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,622
Well, I'm seeing a signature
and photo confirmation

874
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,916
that the order was received and correct.

875
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,501
Yeah, that was me,

876
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,628
but I signed for it
before checking the bag.

877
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,508
One would think to check
an order for $700, right?

878
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:39,139
Look, Madison, I was
indisposed at the time.

879
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:44,227
Please do not punish
me for my friend's fuck up.

880
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:45,895
I get it, sir, really,

881
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,608
but our policy for large orders is in place

882
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,528
to prevent such issues.
Without any concrete proof

883
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,947
there's really nothing I can do for you.

884
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,033
Oh, well, lookie here, Madison.

885
00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:01,161
You know you can fix this, right?

886
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,287
You know you can.

887
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,497
Just wrangle it up and fix it, right?

888
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:05,874
No fucking excuses!

889
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,042
Excuses?!

890
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,918
Do you think I enjoy this?

891
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,671
Fielding calls from ungrateful customers

892
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,465
day in and day out?

893
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,592
This job is relentless

894
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:20,096
and you have the audacity to
accuse me of making excuses?

895
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:21,806
Look, okay, I...

896
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,016
No, you look!

897
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:28,647
I deal with irate customers
all day, every single day,

898
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,606
and for what?

899
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,608
This isn't about policy or procedure.

900
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:35,320
It's about respect,
something you clearly lack!

901
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:36,295
Okay, Madison.

902
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,073
Chill the fuck out.

903
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,658
Don't you dare

904
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:43,286
say my name, you tub of lard!

905
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:44,537
Tub of lard?

906
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:48,708
You ordered from Cookies Plus
fifteen times in the past month.

907
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,710
I see it. Shame on you!

908
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,797
I'm here working two jobs at minimum wage

909
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,758
to feed my four kids, and you pay a premium

910
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,511
so that you can eat yourself to death

911
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,179
without getting off the damn couch!

912
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:03,723
This is the last straw.

913
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:05,975
I'm going back to veterinary school.

914
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:06,659
I quit!

915
00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:09,020
Fuck you, Dave!

916
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:09,604
Hello?

917
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,229
Fuck you!

918
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,081
Hello?

919
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:13,624
Damn.

920
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,777
Well, that didn't work.

921
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:17,946
Maybe you shouldn't have yelled at her.

922
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,781
Maybe you should've checked the bags.

923
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,786
Well, good news.

924
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,913
Still got $30 off of DeliverUS.

925
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,168
God damn it, I've just been
banned from DeliverUS.

926
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:33,586
Son of a bitch.

927
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,050
Jordan, what'chu doing?

928
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,887
Jordan, come on, man!

929
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:44,681
Jordan!

930
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:47,575
You okay?

931
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:50,937
Yo, Angus.

932
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,079
What?

933
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,483
Jordan's been in here
for a really long time.

934
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,028
Jordan! Yo!

935
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,196
Come on, man.

936
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,072
What the fuck?

937
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:02,532
Jordan!

938
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,076
Jordan, what the...

939
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,120
Oh no -Oh fuck!

940
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:09,038
Is he okay?

941
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,416
Yeah, yeah, he's okay.

942
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,584
Yeah, he's fine.

943
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:13,684
Jordan!

944
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:14,643
Jordan!

945
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:15,837
Jordan!

946
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,889
So before he died, he
projectile-vomited all over you

947
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:26,931
and all over your kitchen?

948
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,391
Yes, officer, that is correct.

949
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:31,436
I have to tell you, your kitchen
looked pretty clean to me.

950
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:32,078
I know.

951
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,230
My friend apparently
is like the head janitor

952
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,106
somewhere in Thailand.

953
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,024
He cleaned it up.

954
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,257
They do not teach you how
to clean like that around here,

955
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:38,735
let me tell you.

956
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,402
Who's your friend?

957
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,780
Me, I am that friend.

958
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:42,697
Yes.

959
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,990
Sir, I got your statement.

960
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,033
Now I'm gonna get his.

961
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:47,577
So it was just the three of you?

962
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,411
Yep, three of us.

963
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:49,913
Was us just chilling, kicking it.

964
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,164
What did I say to you?

965
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,249
My bad, my apologies.

966
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,625
I was just trying to... you know, help.

967
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:55,376
You wanna help me?

968
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,886
- Yeah, want me to shoot somebody?
- Help yourself over that way.

969
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,005
Like now?

970
00:29:59,088 --> 00:29:59,756
Yeah, like today.

971
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:01,649
All right.

972
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,762
So it was just you three?

973
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,764
Yeah, it was just us three.

974
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,518
I got to tell you, that's
a messed up way to go.

975
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:12,769
I mean, was he high?

976
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,020
I mean, was he on drugs, what?

977
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,189
Um. Oh sh... He was taking these.

978
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:17,289
Look at this.

979
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,859
I know what this is.

980
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:20,902
That's that goat semen.

981
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,529
That's the stuff that
those bodybuilders take.

982
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,613
It's goat... goat hemin.

983
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,573
It's goddamn snake oil is what it is.

984
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,659
This stuff is not regulated by the FDA.

985
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,618
This stuff will kill you.

986
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,495
I took some earlier.

987
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,246
The goat semen?

988
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,580
It's goat hemin.

989
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,540
Well I wouldn't... -Hemin?

990
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,750
H-E-M-I-N. Hemin?

991
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,544
Well, I wouldn't take it anymore.

992
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:38,503
I don't know what to tell you.

993
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,463
I'm sorry about your friend
and you have a good evening.

994
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,881
Whoa, whoa, hold up, officer.

995
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:42,690
Just a minute.

996
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,260
You're still gonna work on
the thing we talked about, right?

997
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,886
Locking up the delivery driver

998
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,388
for allegedly stealing food.

999
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,514
You have no evidence of.

1000
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,975
Yeah, or you know, at
least lock up my friend.

1001
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,184
He forged my signature.

1002
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,560
You want me to lock up your friend?

1003
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:55,202
Yes.

1004
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:56,688
Lock him up.

1005
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,398
Jail!

1006
00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,108
You seen "Scared Straight," right?

1007
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,317
"Hand in my pocket."

1008
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,360
"I own you."

1009
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,611
I want that for him.

1010
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,738
No, but you have a good night.

1011
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,751
This is messed up.

1012
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,211
You're telling me, man.

1013
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,966
Three medium rare steaks minus the raw one.

1014
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,467
Don't need that anymore.

1015
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:27,560
What are you doing?

1016
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:28,894
Reordering the Richards.

1017
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,171
I thought you were banned.

1018
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,806
Yeah, I am, but you know,

1019
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,808
just reopened an account
in Jordan's credit card.

1020
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,143
He won't mind.

1021
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:36,227
Do you want anything different?

1022
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,353
I'm doing dessert this time.

1023
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,105
They have a great pecan pie, actually.

1024
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,857
I haven't tried it, but I
heard it's good, though.

1025
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,025
How are you even hungry?

1026
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,526
I think I'm gonna be sick.

1027
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,986
I'm not just hungry, I'm starving, man.

1028
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,446
I haven't eaten in a couple of
hours. It's messing with my head.

1029
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,908
Dude, I need you to be
serious for one second.

1030
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,242
Why did you lie to the cop?

1031
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,035
Why couldn't we just tell
her that Tim was sleeping?

1032
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,621
Because Tim is knocked out.

1033
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,880
And we're gonna keep him that way.

1034
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:56,922
Gotta stick to the plan.

1035
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:57,874
What plan?

1036
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,627
Our plan died in the
toilet bowl with Jordan.

1037
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,587
All we need is another notary.

1038
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,671
Who else ya got?

1039
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,717
My neighbor Rhonda's a notary.

1040
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,135
She's like the nicest lady.

1041
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,552
He used to play canasta with my grandma.

1042
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,139
Okay, well, call her up.

1043
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:13,822
That sounds great.

1044
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:14,490
Are you nuts?

1045
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,476
She would never go for it.

1046
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,186
She's like the most upstanding human being

1047
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,270
on the fucking planet.

1048
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,189
Then why'd you mention her?

1049
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,148
Forget I did.

1050
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,858
How do you not know
any more corrupt notaries?

1051
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:25,902
I'm sorry I don't associate
with the sea of corrupt

1052
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,445
motherfuckers that also
happen to be notaries.

1053
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,155
Well, maybe you should
because you haven't been

1054
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:30,365
doing anything right.

1055
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,492
This whole night has
been fuck up after fuck up

1056
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:33,326
because of you.

1057
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,535
Because of me?

1058
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,120
Yeah, who doesn't check the Richard's bag?

1059
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,622
Oh, hell no!

1060
00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:38,331
That's not on me.

1061
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,542
It's not my fault that
Sarah from Deliver U.S.

1062
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:42,961
was a fucking monster.

1063
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:43,628
Come on.

1064
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,838
All right, well, that $700
is coming out of your cut.

1065
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:46,881
How about that?

1066
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,216
Okay, you little petty fuck.

1067
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,008
Put it on my tab.

1068
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,093
But guess what?

1069
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,136
You owe me way more than that.

1070
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,973
My sweater's ruined, my
bathroom door's fucking busted.

1071
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,141
I paid for the Golden Pagoda Reserve vodka.

1072
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,268
You made up the fucking vodka.

1073
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,021
I spent a lot of time
and spent a lot of money

1074
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,272
designing that fucking vodka.

1075
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:04,983
I got that logo designed.

1076
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,651
I got it printed out at Kinko's.

1077
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,486
I bought the bottle that I placed it on.

1078
00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,488
I had to get it fucking cut properly.

1079
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:11,823
They fucked it up at Kinko's first.

1080
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:14,951
So I had to buy the actual
knife thing to like get it pristine.

1081
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,543
I had to get a heat gun to take it off.

1082
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,121
I burnt my fingertips on that shit.

1083
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,248
I had to buy the band-aids
to put on my fingertips.

1084
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,166
I had to buy the glue so I
could stick the logo on it.

1085
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,710
I had to buy the box to put it in.

1086
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,670
I got the golden flakes to
put it on, the golden bow.

1087
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,424
I worked my ass off
designing that fucking bottle.

1088
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:32,510
You owe me way more than 700 bucks!

1089
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,096
You might be the dumbest
person I've ever met.

1090
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,767
You spent so much time
designing a fake vodka bottle

1091
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,645
that does nothing to advance the plan.

1092
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:43,730
It doesn't advance shit.

1093
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,149
Tim fucking really appreciated it.

1094
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:48,067
And I'm sorry I like to be creative.

1095
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:52,572
And if anyone... if anyone
is a dumb fuck, it's you!

1096
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,324
The dude that fucked his brother's wife.

1097
00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:56,951
Yeah, your own brother.

1098
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,412
You fucking ruined his entire life.

1099
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,371
He left the country.

1100
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:03,541
He roamed the earth a
broken man because of you.

1101
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,836
So if anyone's the
asshole, you're the asshole.

1102
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,072
All right, I'm gonna be the bigger man.

1103
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,380
Fucking scumbag. Fuck...
shut the fuck up, yeah.

1104
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,580
I'm gonna be the bigger
man. It's cool, it's cool.

1105
00:34:10,622 --> 00:34:11,298
Yeah, be the bigger man.

1106
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,341
You know what? -Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1107
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,052
All right, I'm gonna be the bigger man.

1108
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:14,761
I'm not gonna...

1109
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:15,953
You want that, huh?

1110
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,979
How about that shit?!

1111
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,815
Who's the asshole? Who's
the fucking asshole now? Huh?

1112
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,150
Who's the fucking asshole?

1113
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:31,652
Oh fuck.

1114
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,003
You're a shit.

1115
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,338
Woo!

1116
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,949
How you like my design work now, bitch?

1117
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,619
Oh, God.

1118
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,755
- Motherfucker.
- Do it, you fucking pussy! Do it!

1119
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,350
Yo!

1120
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,560
Oh, hey, Tim!

1121
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:05,520
Oh shit, Tim!

1122
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:06,729
What's up, man?

1123
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:07,746
You're up!

1124
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,358
Ha, Tim is up.

1125
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:11,609
Y'all guys as loud as shit.

1126
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:12,568
What the hell's going on?

1127
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,487
You know, just horseplaying.

1128
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:15,655
Horseplaying around.

1129
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:16,739
Hanging around.

1130
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,407
With my buddy. My buddy!

1131
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:19,325
Love this guy.

1132
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,161
Well, look, man, I think
I got my second wing.

1133
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,122
It's a good thing y'all was so loud,

1134
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,839
otherwise I'd have slept
through the whole night.

1135
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,542
I think I'm ready to rally.

1136
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,419
Yeah, that's... dynamite. Yeah. -Dynamite.

1137
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,629
Dynamite, Tim.

1138
00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:34,048
Yeah, you rally, you...

1139
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,051
Celebrate my wedding, buddy.

1140
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,594
Yeah. Yeah, man. -Yeah.

1141
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:39,319
You know?

1142
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:39,970
Yep.

1143
00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:40,847
It's an honor, yes.

1144
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,350
Mmm. -Mmm.

1145
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:46,936
Sorry about the...

1146
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,398
Hey, Chris. What's up?
Your nose is bleeding.

1147
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,818
Oh, it's nothing.

1148
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:54,944
Horseplaying.

1149
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:55,820
Horseplay.

1150
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,029
I'm gonna go take care of this.

1151
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:57,905
You take care of that.

1152
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:58,948
I'm gonna wash it right off.

1153
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,491
You fucking take care of that. -Yeah!

1154
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,325
I love that guy.

1155
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,326
Let's celebrate, man.

1156
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,536
I think he won.

1157
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:04,928
Yeah, he did.

1158
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:09,975
Tim.

1159
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:11,544
Angus.

1160
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,424
Let's catch up, let's talk, man. Come on.

1161
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,261
So bro, what you been up to, man?

1162
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,014
Um... sleeping?

1163
00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,517
No, I'm talking about
like out in Thailand, man.

1164
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,518
What were you doing out there?

1165
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,772
Oh man, I was in other
places besides Thailand.

1166
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:32,815
I was all over Asia.

1167
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,861
Spent time in Cambodia,
did a little bit of time in Nepal.

1168
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,988
Yo, I even went to Mount Everest.

1169
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,908
Ooh, you skinny bitch.

1170
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:43,826
You went up Everest?

1171
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,369
Oh, I didn't say all that.

1172
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,164
I went on and hiked to base camp.

1173
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,916
That's the last place people stop

1174
00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:51,500
before they scale the mountain.

1175
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,042
Yeah.

1176
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:52,960
Oh, dude.

1177
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,087
Yo, and I met this shawty.

1178
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,214
Oh, hold on, word?

1179
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,466
- Oh, you got this.
- Yeah, she was... she was bad, bro.

1180
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,010
She... damn, she looked good.

1181
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,137
And you know, we actually hit it off.

1182
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,721
You know, we had a
nice little thing together

1183
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,767
while her body was getting
acclimated to the altitude.

1184
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,225
Oh, word?

1185
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,102
And boom, boom.

1186
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:11,119
Okay!

1187
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,855
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1188
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,190
Hashtag "sucking oxygen."

1189
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,191
Yes, sir! -All right.

1190
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,028
Yes, sir. Yeah, we hit it off, man.

1191
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:21,363
And you know what, she gave me her number

1192
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,699
and so when she came back
down, we were gonna link up.

1193
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,700
All right.

1194
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:25,952
So what happened?

1195
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,663
I don't know, she either
forgot about me or she died.

1196
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:29,830
Oh, damn.

1197
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:33,376
Yeah, man, you know,
after your thing with Felicia...

1198
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,004
I don't even wanna talk about that, man,

1199
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,966
but I had structure in my life.

1200
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:40,691
Yeah.

1201
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,302
And then afterwards, I wanted no structure.

1202
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,514
And over there is the perfect place,

1203
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,599
if that's what you want. No structure.

1204
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,141
Yeah.

1205
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:50,851
You know, I got kidnapped in Cambodia?

1206
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,395
Whoa, what?

1207
00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:53,604
Wait a minute.

1208
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,064
Wait a minute.

1209
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,566
Just don't drop that on a conversation.

1210
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,486
Yo! I was stuck in the
back of a trunk of a car

1211
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,612
for three weeks.

1212
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,992
And I couldn't beg because I
couldn't speak the language.

1213
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,952
And they didn't understand me
and they didn't understand me,

1214
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:08,911
I didn't understand them.

1215
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,248
Okay, wait a minute.

1216
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:13,958
So what happened?

1217
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,420
Yo, you know, I thought I was gonna die,

1218
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,672
but they just let me out
on the side of the highway.

1219
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,689
I figured it out from there.

1220
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:22,300
They just let you go?

1221
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,259
They just let me go.

1222
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:23,942
That's wild.

1223
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,012
You've seen some wild shit out there, man.

1224
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,179
Yeah, yeah, man.

1225
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:28,472
But you know what?

1226
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,390
You know what?

1227
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,475
It actually is all for the better, man.

1228
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,269
And I'm happy in my own skin.

1229
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,770
I'm comfortable with who I am.

1230
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,024
And in a weird way, man, I
gotta thank you for that, man.

1231
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,608
I don't know about all that, man.

1232
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,250
Stop.

1233
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,820
Stop -No, no, I'm serious.
Serious. Angus, man.

1234
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,405
Sometimes you gotta take a step back

1235
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,698
to see the whole picture.

1236
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,159
What do you mean by that, man?

1237
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,368
Listen, man.

1238
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,455
I've been through a lot of pain, Angus.

1239
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,040
A lot of hardship.

1240
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,542
You know, and the only way you grow

1241
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,085
is when you go through a lot of pain.

1242
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,588
Look at your boy, Jordan, man.

1243
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,089
He got all these muscles.

1244
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,675
But in order to get those muscles,

1245
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,344
he had to go through pain to get 'em.

1246
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:07,970
And so I'm the same, man.

1247
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,180
I went through all that pain,

1248
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:11,140
but I came out a better person.

1249
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,184
In a weird, roundabout way,

1250
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,645
I think the universe took my
pain and put it through you.

1251
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,231
That's why you're a better
person and changed now, too.

1252
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:19,998
Yeah.

1253
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:20,607
You know what?

1254
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,026
I couldn't put my finger on it.

1255
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,903
I was like, "What is it?"

1256
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:24,612
It's... yeah.

1257
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,365
Yeah, you were gone
for all these years, man.

1258
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,048
And it's uh...

1259
00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,703
...it's just a big hole in my heart.

1260
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,461
Whoop, that's the food.

1261
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,713
Let's finish this up later, man.

1262
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:43,647
Cool, cool.

1263
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:44,940
You know what?

1264
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,350
I should check on Chris.

1265
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,093
Could you get the food?

1266
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:48,844
Because this is the food.

1267
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,620
- They just hit me up. Yeah.
- Yeah, sure. All right.

1268
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:51,305
Oh, you know what?

1269
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:52,723
Make sure you check the bag.

1270
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,476
Make sure it's not full
of napkins or a dead rat.

1271
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,520
Wait, why would anybody do that?

1272
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,021
Don't act like it can't happen, man.

1273
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,648
There's some sick fucks out there!

1274
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,740
Chris?

1275
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,534
You're gonna beat me with that putter?

1276
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,828
No, you got a bunch of
trash in the house, man.

1277
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,246
I saw this, I like this, man.

1278
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:15,704
Can I have it?

1279
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,123
You really fucked me up, man.

1280
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,249
I think I have a plan

1281
00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,959
how to get Tim to sign that paperwork.

1282
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,712
I feel like I'm in the
perfect position to fuck him.

1283
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,130
Great, go fuck your brother then.

1284
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,090
Whoa, whoa.

1285
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:27,049
Don't be like that.

1286
00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:27,883
Don't be like what?

1287
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,677
Look at my fucking face, man.

1288
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,927
Let's not make this about us, okay?

1289
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,012
I appreciate your apology.

1290
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:33,389
That's in the past now.

1291
00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:34,939
All right, let's focus
on making this money.

1292
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,226
Now, check this out, I got a plan, okay?

1293
00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:41,188
You casually bring up the
development company with Tim, right?

1294
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:45,651
And then he convinces
me to sign the paperwork.

1295
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,486
Reverse psychology.

1296
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,155
Boom.

1297
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,157
That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.

1298
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,700
Oh really, that's the dumbest shit?

1299
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,910
Not making up a fake wife?

1300
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,334
Man, that meal was worth every minute

1301
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,670
of those five flights it
took me to get back here.

1302
00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:05,254
Hell yeah.

1303
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,256
I haven't eaten that well in 10 years.

1304
00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:08,306
I'm glad you enjoyed it, man.

1305
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,467
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1306
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,510
Hey, what happened to Jordan?

1307
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,031
Jordan?

1308
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,892
Yeah, the guy who was projectile vomiting?

1309
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,165
He's gone.

1310
00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:26,192
Wasn't feeling well.

1311
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:27,526
He's gone now.

1312
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:30,362
Oh, that sucks for him.

1313
00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:32,698
Especially after the
tantrum he was throwing,

1314
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,366
that guy seemed like he was gonna die

1315
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,534
if he didn't get his Richard's.

1316
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:36,994
Man, sucks to... -Ha ha ha ha

1317
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,996
It sucks to... sucks for him.

1318
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:39,638
Yeah.

1319
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:40,956
Oh shit.

1320
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,333
To Jordan leaving.

1321
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,210
Yeah, to Jordan leaving, huh, right?

1322
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:45,669
To Jordan!

1323
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:46,311
To Jordan!

1324
00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:46,978
To Jordan.

1325
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:47,646
To Jordan.

1326
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:55,570
Hmm.

1327
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:56,722
Ooh.

1328
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:01,268
Um, so Tim, I got a question for you.

1329
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,854
What are your thoughts on
the development company?

1330
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,148
What development company?

1331
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,067
The development company. The guys that made

1332
00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:09,985
an insane offer on your dad's house.

1333
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,153
Oh, come on, man.

1334
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,072
We're enjoying a meal here, stop it.

1335
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,157
Let's... come on, get some
more German potatoes.

1336
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,659
Spinach. Let's... stop.

1337
00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:17,826
Let's not do that.

1338
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,203
No, no, no, I'm curious.

1339
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:20,386
I don't know anything about this.

1340
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,249
Tim, listen to me.

1341
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,459
This development company is building

1342
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,545
a massive skyscraper
in your old neighborhood.

1343
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,797
We're talking residential, commercial,

1344
00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:31,840
rock climbing gym, swimming pool.

1345
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,718
They're scooping up every
single house in the neighborhood.

1346
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:35,970
They make Angus an offer.

1347
00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:36,903
He says no.

1348
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,347
They make Angus another offer.

1349
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,030
He says no.

1350
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,224
They keep making Angus offers.

1351
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:43,602
He keeps saying no to
every fucking offer, this guy.

1352
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,521
It is the last fucking house.

1353
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:46,564
It's all they need.

1354
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:47,648
They're desperate.

1355
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,484
They just came back with their final offer.

1356
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,654
An offer so big, you'd have
to be insane to say no to it.

1357
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:54,905
Angus, is this true?

1358
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:56,339
Hey, man.

1359
00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,409
I'm black Jesus.

1360
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,411
100% facts, bro.

1361
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,206
This is a fucking
life-changing amount of money.

1362
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,625
Chris, I'm broke as hell.

1363
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,295
Any amount of money is a
life-changing amount for me, bro.

1364
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:10,421
Exactly, man.

1365
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:11,839
You gotta talk some sense into him.

1366
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:12,689
Wow.

1367
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:16,510
Yeah, well, Angus...

1368
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,847
Man, fuck those guys, man.

1369
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,307
You did the right thing.

1370
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,641
I'm glad you did it, bro.

1371
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,436
The only thing we have
left of dad is that house

1372
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:26,770
and those memories.

1373
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,480
I'm glad you turned them down.

1374
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,106
Fuck 'em.

1375
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:29,982
Yeah, fuck 'em!

1376
00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:31,442
Motherfuckers!

1377
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:32,125
Fuck 'em?

1378
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,652
Tim, you're broke.

1379
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,155
Chris, there's some things in life

1380
00:43:36,238 --> 00:43:37,406
a little more important than money.

1381
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,283
Angus, gets that.

1382
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,160
You're right, Angus gets that, Chris.

1383
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:42,703
You're being a pussy!

1384
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,455
Fuck 'em! Right?!

1385
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:45,914
Oh, man.

1386
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,666
You know, that's why I didn't do it.

1387
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,001
That's why I didn't do it, man.

1388
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,185
But!

1389
00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,254
We can still do it, though.

1390
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:53,589
It's... the offer's on the table.

1391
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:54,632
Just throw that out there.

1392
00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:56,133
No, no, I stand by what you did.

1393
00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:57,134
You're right, stand by me.

1394
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:57,901
Fuck 'em!

1395
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:00,278
I don't know, man.

1396
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:02,229
I'm just saying, I didn't know
you were gonna be broke

1397
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,141
when I made my decision,

1398
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,018
but this is a life-changing
amount of money, man.

1399
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,728
No, we're on the same page here, bro.

1400
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,647
There's so many memories in that house.

1401
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,315
My journey started there.

1402
00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:12,316
It's come full circle.

1403
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,151
Yeah, full circle, man.

1404
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:15,001
Full circle.

1405
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:17,571
But the house, man, the house is,

1406
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,740
I'm gonna be real with you.

1407
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,367
It's in bad shape, bro.

1408
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:22,785
That's perfect.

1409
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:23,493
What?

1410
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:25,913
Listen, I just got back here from Thailand.

1411
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:26,955
I got nothing to do.

1412
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,791
I can move in with you,

1413
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,918
and we can fix the house up together.

1414
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,294
What do you say?

1415
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,921
Together.

1416
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,089
Yeah!

1417
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,356
Yes.

1418
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:37,675
Together.

1419
00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,218
Together.

1420
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:40,594
...move in with you.

1421
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,012
We're gonna be roommates, Chris.

1422
00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:42,862
Ha ha!

1423
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:44,264
Together.

1424
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:44,906
Yeah.

1425
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:46,725
Oh, oh, oh, it's just...

1426
00:44:48,268 --> 00:44:48,936
Oh, man.

1427
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:50,688
Jesus, I dropped this.

1428
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,413
Ah!

1429
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:53,232
Mm, damn it!

1430
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:54,733
Holy shit.

1431
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,736
Holy shit, that was the craziest
thing I've ever seen, man.

1432
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,488
Your fucking hand, your fucking hand!

1433
00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:00,239
Oh my God.

1434
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,039
Oh, you're gonna bleed everywhere, man.

1435
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:02,883
You're gonna bleed out.

1436
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:03,651
Dude, I got bandages.

1437
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:04,702
I got bandages, man.

1438
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:05,661
Let me see it, let me
see it, let me see it,

1439
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,286
let me see it, let me see it.

1440
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:06,928
I'm fine.

1441
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:07,454
What?

1442
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:07,871
I'm fine.

1443
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:08,914
Give me your fucking hand, I got a bandage.

1444
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,958
Look, I'm fine! It's fine.

1445
00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,668
I lied, I faked it!

1446
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,002
You think I'm a moron?

1447
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,337
You think I'm actually cutting my hand?

1448
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:16,588
We had to get the fuck out of there!

1449
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,373
Give me the bandages.

1450
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,882
You don't have to live with that lunatic.

1451
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,009
Now I have to fix that
busted-ass house with him.

1452
00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:22,678
You got like arteries
and shit in your hand.

1453
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,320
You could've died.

1454
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,304
I faked it.

1455
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:25,196
Memories.

1456
00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:27,641
Memories. Of what? Me fucking his wife?

1457
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,977
It's a fucking shit show right now.

1458
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:30,769
It's a shit show!

1459
00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:32,813
It's a bad idea, but...

1460
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,231
You can kill him?

1461
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:34,914
What?

1462
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:35,941
What the fuck are you talking about?

1463
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,275
I don't know, man, I'm not killing him.

1464
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,278
I wouldn't kill anybody, that's stupid.

1465
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:45,451
But, I mean, we could hire somebody.

1466
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,412
Do we know somebody that kills people?

1467
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:50,247
Do I know somebody that kills people?

1468
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:51,064
Who do you think I am?

1469
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,090
You don't know any assassins?

1470
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:53,250
No, I don't... -How do you not...

1471
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,693
How do you not know any fucking assassins?

1472
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,086
I don't know any fucking assassins, man.

1473
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,337
I don't even know a fucking notary

1474
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,464
that's down to play ball.

1475
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,259
Maybe they don't have to play ball.

1476
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:04,511
All we need is Tim's ID, right?

1477
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,264
We get Tim's ID. We get
somebody that looks like Tim.

1478
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,224
The notary has no clue.

1479
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,185
They just think it's a cooperative person

1480
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:11,868
signing paperwork.

1481
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:13,461
You got your grandma's friend, right?

1482
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,120
The notary.

1483
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:14,788
Mrs. Monroe.

1484
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:16,356
Boom, she can notarize it,

1485
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,566
and you know who looks like Tim?

1486
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,193
Reggie fucking Rogers.

1487
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:20,193
Yes!

1488
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:20,861
Reggie fucking Rogers.

1489
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:21,737
Reggie fucking Rogers.

1490
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,030
That guy looks just like Tim.

1491
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,197
You think we can get him here tonight?

1492
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,032
I'll try my best.

1493
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,533
But what are we gonna do about Tim?

1494
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,327
We gotta knock him out, again.

1495
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:31,144
But this time, I don't want
him waking up until tomorrow.

1496
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:31,930
Mm-hmm.

1497
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,273
You got any sleeping pills?

1498
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:35,141
No.

1499
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:36,184
Damnit.

1500
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,003
But Jordan's got so much shit in his bag,

1501
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:39,020
I'm sure he's got something.

1502
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,402
Ooh!

1503
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,473
Ooh, that looks the part.

1504
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:52,309
Sleepy little bear, sleepy little bear.

1505
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,268
Bear Creatinine.

1506
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:55,145
This'll do the job.

1507
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:56,939
Give me that.

1508
00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:58,232
Tequila!

1509
00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,149
Oh yes.

1510
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:00,041
Tequila!

1511
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,026
Tequila!

1512
00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:03,695
- Yo, this is a great fucking idea, man!
- Tequila! Yes.

1513
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,075
Man, this meal was amazing.

1514
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:11,995
If Jordan weren't such a
jerk, I'd feel bad for him.

1515
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:13,012
Do you know?

1516
00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:15,165
Yeah, man.

1517
00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:15,874
To Jordan!

1518
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:16,933
Yes, yes.

1519
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,418
To Jordan. -To Jordan.

1520
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,628
Yes, to Jordan.

1521
00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:24,550
To Jordan!

1522
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,093
Oh, to Jordan again.

1523
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:26,718
One more time.

1524
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,636
We going hard for Jordan!

1525
00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:28,762
Yeah!

1526
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,449
Mm.

1527
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,103
One more again!

1528
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:36,812
To Jordan.

1529
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,021
Okay, okay.

1530
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,614
Hold on, you can get some of that.

1531
00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:42,276
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1532
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:43,460
Mm, man.

1533
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:44,570
Woo!

1534
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,280
To Jordan!

1535
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,155
To Jordan again.

1536
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:47,781
To Jordan again.

1537
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:48,448
Let me get you some of that.

1538
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:49,090
Yeah, yeah.

1539
00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:49,908
Heh heh heh.

1540
00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:50,925
All right.

1541
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:51,618
Oh, shoot.

1542
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,327
Yeah.

1543
00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:53,094
Hey, hey.

1544
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:58,542
To that wild, cocaine sniffing,
supplement selling motherfucker!

1545
00:47:58,625 --> 00:47:59,209
Ha ha!

1546
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,253
God rest his soul, man!

1547
00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:02,170
Wait, wait, what?

1548
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:03,797
Oh, nothing.

1549
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:04,756
To Jordan!

1550
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,440
To Jordan.

1551
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:06,216
Ah!

1552
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:09,110
Woo!

1553
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,305
Daddy's home, bro.

1554
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:12,848
Oh, man.

1555
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,350
Look, I can't believe we
gonna be roommates again.

1556
00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,727
Yeah, man.

1557
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:19,479
To roommates!

1558
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:20,480
To roommates!

1559
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,983
To roommates! -To roommates!

1560
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:24,484
Yeah!

1561
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,445
Yeah! -Yeah!

1562
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:27,670
Mm.

1563
00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:29,088
Mm.

1564
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,490
Woo, that was strong.

1565
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:31,533
Oh, man.

1566
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:33,660
Yeah, you know what, bro?

1567
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,580
It's gonna be good hanging
out with you again, man.

1568
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:37,831
I missed you.

1569
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,250
You're a good guy, man.

1570
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:42,143
Thanks, man.

1571
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:43,879
You're a good guy.

1572
00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:46,173
To good guys.

1573
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,174
To good guys.

1574
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,550
To good...

1575
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:49,234
To good...

1576
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:49,968
...guys.

1577
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,344
Good guys.

1578
00:48:55,223 --> 00:48:55,823
Hey, yo, Chris!

1579
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:57,392
We're a go!

1580
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:01,939
Ugh, my back!

1581
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,483
Man, your brother weighs a fucking ton.

1582
00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:09,196
That is the last time I am
bringing him up those stairs.

1583
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,531
Yeah, but look how peaceful he looks, man.

1584
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,158
This stuff is the shit.

1585
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,911
You think I gave him too much?

1586
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,746
Do I think you gave him too much?

1587
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:18,747
Probably, man.

1588
00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:22,834
Exceeding the daily dose while not fatal

1589
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,962
may result in a
persistent vegetative state.

1590
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:26,630
Great!

1591
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:27,088
Oh.

1592
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:27,730
Not fatal!

1593
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,925
- Ha! Not fatal at all.
- Oh, man! Dude, I'm not even kidding.

1594
00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:31,218
I was fucking worried, man.

1595
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:32,944
Dude, I was...

1596
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:34,930
Reggie fucking Rogers.

1597
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:35,989
Yes!

1598
00:49:36,431 --> 00:49:37,031
Angus.

1599
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:39,643
♪ Reggie fucking Rogers! ♪

1600
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,854
Reggie fucking Rogers!

1601
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:43,897
Yes!

1602
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,817
♪ Reggie fucking Rogers. ♪

1603
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,945
♪ Reggie fucking Rog... ♪

1604
00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:52,046
Who are you?

1605
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,198
I'm Jeff.

1606
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:54,574
Who the fuck are you?

1607
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:55,325
Jeff, my man.

1608
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:56,368
Chris, what's good, baby?

1609
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,610
How are you doing? -What'chu doing?

1610
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:58,829
Slow motion, man.

1611
00:49:58,912 --> 00:49:59,955
Yeah, how's your week going?

1612
00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:01,999
Same old, same old.

1613
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:03,583
If I call it, I'll spoil it, baby.

1614
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,125
How you living?

1615
00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:05,877
Oh, dude, I'm... you
know... living the dream.

1616
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,963
I really appreciate you
coming on such short notice.

1617
00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:09,631
You say jump, I say how high.

1618
00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:10,632
You know how we do.

1619
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:11,842
Yo, my man.

1620
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:12,659
That's for sure, baby.

1621
00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:13,259
Fuck, I missed you.

1622
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:14,136
Yo, come on in, man.

1623
00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:14,986
That's for sure.

1624
00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:15,953
Make yourself at home, man.

1625
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:17,431
Yo, can I get you anything?

1626
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:18,765
Water, seltzer?

1627
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,975
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jeff.

1628
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:20,784
We'll just be a minute.

1629
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:21,977
Just a minute, all right?

1630
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:23,145
Just give us a minute.

1631
00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,273
What the fuck are you doing?

1632
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,233
What happened to Reggie fucking Rogers?

1633
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:29,609
Reggie fucking Rogers?

1634
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:30,944
Yeah, what happened?

1635
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,864
First of all, I haven't
spoken to Reggie Rogers

1636
00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:36,241
in like 15 years, and guess what?

1637
00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:36,741
What?

1638
00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:38,326
He's fucking dead, man.

1639
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:39,494
No.

1640
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,704
Six feet under, man.

1641
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,122
And I had to fucking talk to his mom

1642
00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:44,291
for over an hour reminiscing
about the past we never had.

1643
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:45,834
Do you know how fucking awkward that is?

1644
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:47,002
She was bawling her eyes out.

1645
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:47,919
I was crying.

1646
00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:50,213
It was a beautiful
story about all this shit,

1647
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:50,964
but it doesn't matter, man.

1648
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:51,715
It was really upsetting.

1649
00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:53,257
I'm really upset, and
I'm not in a good mood.

1650
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,886
Reggie fucking Rogers is dead?

1651
00:50:56,511 --> 00:50:57,512
Well, who the fuck is he?

1652
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,181
It's Jeff. He works for my bookie.

1653
00:50:59,264 --> 00:51:00,807
He's one of the guys that
collects for him every month.

1654
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:01,850
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

1655
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:03,477
You mean to tell me you're friends

1656
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,103
with your bookie's henchman?

1657
00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:06,563
Well, first I became his friend

1658
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:07,613
so he wouldn't break my legs.

1659
00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:08,815
But then as I got to know him,

1660
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,150
he's a really awesome dude.

1661
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,000
We hang out, we go to the
movies, we go to the diner,

1662
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:14,738
and the best part is I haven't
had to pay his boss in years.

1663
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,741
You get mani-pedis with this guy?

1664
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:18,950
What the fuck are you talking about?

1665
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,077
You suck his dick or something?

1666
00:51:20,702 --> 00:51:22,204
No, no, I don't fucking suck his dick.

1667
00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:23,538
Okay, not that guy.

1668
00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:24,789
Well, you always gotta go there, man?

1669
00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:25,582
You fucking sick fuck.

1670
00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:26,708
You go out on dates with the guy.

1671
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,877
Well, honestly, honestly
he's a better friend than you.

1672
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,921
What's the point in having Tim's ID

1673
00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,340
if he doesn't even look like Tim?

1674
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,299
He's what I had.

1675
00:51:34,716 --> 00:51:36,510
You told me to do my best.

1676
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,053
Jeff's my best.

1677
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:39,471
Your best stinks.

1678
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:41,306
Nah, I think they look close enough.

1679
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:42,933
He looks nothing like Tim, bro.

1680
00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,601
Mrs. Monroe's like a thousand years old.

1681
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,728
Nobody... she's not
gonna fucking notice, man.

1682
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,688
Hey, yo, Jeff, my man.

1683
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:49,397
What's good, yo?

1684
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,148
How are you doing?

1685
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:51,691
This is my boy Angus.

1686
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:52,942
Angus, -What's going on, Jeff?

1687
00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:53,401
Jeff

1688
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:54,844
Jeff, Angus. -Good man, good to meet you.

1689
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,821
Well, Jeff, I don't know
if Chris has filled you in,

1690
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,574
but we need to know that you're down

1691
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:00,742
for what's going down tonight.

1692
00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,203
Nah, he ain't told me shit.

1693
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:04,204
Lay it on me, bro.

1694
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:05,831
I need you to pretend to be my brother,

1695
00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:07,833
sign these papers in front of a notary.

1696
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,284
So what's the papers?

1697
00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,044
I'm selling my dead dad's house.

1698
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,588
My brother needs to be on board.

1699
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:14,297
He is not.

1700
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,841
That's where you come in.

1701
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:17,384
We drugged him earlier.

1702
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,552
He's unconscious upstairs.

1703
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,971
We need somebody to
pretend to be him if you're down.

1704
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,597
Are y'all serious right now?

1705
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,894
You know this is fucked up, right?

1706
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,398
And like, illegal as a motherfucker too.

1707
00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:38,196
You bet your ass I'm down.

1708
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,282
We doing a motherfucking con job.

1709
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:42,242
Fucking con! -Oh yeah, let's go, man.

1710
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:42,909
That's what's up!

1711
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:43,551
My man. Yo, yeah!

1712
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,328
Did I tell you I played a tree

1713
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,080
in the fifth grade "Wizard of Oz" yo?

1714
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,999
I didn't leave the stage the
whole motherfucking time.

1715
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,001
Got a standing ovation and all that shit.

1716
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,211
I been meaning to get back in the game.

1717
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,045
Check this out.

1718
00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:55,130
I'm gonna audition for y'all.

1719
00:52:57,632 --> 00:53:00,510
To be or not to be?

1720
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:04,598
That is the question, B.

1721
00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,100
That was so great. -Hell yeah, man.

1722
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:08,894
Yo, dude, that
was fucking great, man.

1723
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:09,728
Yo, rock on.

1724
00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:11,062
Glad you're on board.

1725
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:12,939
I do what I can do when I can do it.

1726
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:26,953
Christopher, what a pleasant surprise!

1727
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:28,705
How are you?

1728
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,999
Mrs. Monroe, hi, hi, hi.

1729
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,460
Any chance are you free
tonight to notarize something?

1730
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,670
My friend's brother
Tim is in from Thailand.

1731
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:36,671
Thailand?

1732
00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,926
Oh, ho, ho! I went there with my Stephen.

1733
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,345
Oh, it was wonderful.

1734
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:45,472
So nice, so nice.

1735
00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:48,808
So yeah, Tim's only here for tonight.

1736
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,810
Any chance we can do this tonight?

1737
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,188
Oh, Christopher, say no more.

1738
00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:56,149
It would be my pleasure.

1739
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,901
If you want, we can come to you.

1740
00:53:57,984 --> 00:53:59,194
Oh, no, no, no.

1741
00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:03,031
It is definitely my pleasure.

1742
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:06,201
Would it be all right if I
come by in about 30 minutes?

1743
00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:08,620
Absolutely, you are a lifesaver.

1744
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,080
See you in a jiffy.

1745
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:12,791
Hell yeah, she's in.

1746
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,084
Oh, that's great.

1747
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,920
First things first, Tim
has a full head of hair.

1748
00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:17,603
You have none.

1749
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,673
Well, I'm not growing no hair tonight.

1750
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,590
I got the thing.

1751
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,260
I got a box full of costumes and wigs.

1752
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:24,636
All right.

1753
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,137
Fucking storage units, baby.

1754
00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:28,890
I'm telling you, man,
comes in handy all the time.

1755
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,561
♪ It's the king in town ♪

1756
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,106
You think he looks like Tim?

1757
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:38,066
He looks better than Tim.

1758
00:54:38,483 --> 00:54:39,442
It's fucking cool, man.

1759
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:42,570
I could wear this shit out, pick up chicks.

1760
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,323
It's like Little Richard
in the 40's or something.

1761
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:46,424
I don't know.

1762
00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:47,784
I'm telling you.

1763
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:49,411
Tim had like the Frederick Douglass.

1764
00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:51,288
I'm telling you, man, it looks great.

1765
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,081
Mrs. Monroe's gonna see a man with hair.

1766
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:54,749
She's gonna look at a
license with a man with hair.

1767
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:55,391
It's fine.

1768
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,960
I mean, I got a clown wig.

1769
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,545
You wanna put a clown wig on him?

1770
00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,337
No, I mean, this one...

1771
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,246
You wanna see the rainbow?

1772
00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:02,716
No, I mean, but she's a white woman.

1773
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:03,883
She's not gonna say...

1774
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,267
"Oh, this black guy isn't like the..."

1775
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,139
I don't know what to say to that, but...

1776
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:09,973
You can't.

1777
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:10,556
It looks great.

1778
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:11,099
You're not supposed to.

1779
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:11,766
It looks great.

1780
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:12,934
I think this shit looks good.

1781
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,019
It looks good, man.

1782
00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:14,644
It looks good.

1783
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:15,520
All right.

1784
00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:16,854
All right, I'm gonna go clean the house,

1785
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:17,981
get ready for Mrs. Monroe.

1786
00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,732
Why would you clean
up this shit hole right now?

1787
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,109
I'm gonna make the kitchen nice.

1788
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:22,618
The kitchen? -For our guest.

1789
00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:24,404
My house is not a mess.

1790
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,947
It is a lucrative venture.

1791
00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:27,324
I sell all this shit. -This?

1792
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,242
Everything comes in, it goes out.

1793
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,410
It goes in, it goes out.

1794
00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:31,494
I don't have many times I gotta tell you.

1795
00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:32,136
It's not a mess.

1796
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:32,912
I'm cleaning it up.

1797
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:34,080
Just...

1798
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,207
Looks like a lot of shit
came in and didn't leave.

1799
00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:37,750
All right, you have a little bit of time

1800
00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:38,585
before she gets here.

1801
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:40,253
You're gonna be great, Tim.

1802
00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:42,881
My name's Jeff, dog.

1803
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,216
No, your name is Tim.

1804
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:48,178
No, my name is Jeff, dog.

1805
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,889
No, you stupid fuck.

1806
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,766
Your name is Tim.

1807
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:56,186
You're pretending to be Tim. Not Jeff. Tim.

1808
00:55:56,644 --> 00:55:57,562
I'm not stupid.

1809
00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,439
Well, if you can't get this concept,

1810
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:01,358
you're a stupid fuck,

1811
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,485
and you're gonna
fuck this up for all of us.

1812
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:06,112
I'm not stupid, I get it.

1813
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,530
If you get it, then who are you?

1814
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:08,364
What's your name?

1815
00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:09,366
Tim, motherfucker.

1816
00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:10,784
My name is Tim.

1817
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:11,801
Great.

1818
00:56:11,993 --> 00:56:13,411
Don't call me stupid again.

1819
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,039
Okay, yeah, well, study this license, okay?

1820
00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:16,722
Get to studying.

1821
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:18,375
Stupid ass.

1822
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,751
Fuckin' asshole.

1823
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,253
Call me fuckin' stupid.

1824
00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:24,255
Like, I don't know I'm fuckin' Tim.

1825
00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:26,091
Calling me stupid.

1826
00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,134
You the one who's stupid, motherfucker.

1827
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,933
Mrs. Monroe, come on in.

1828
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,394
I keep telling you, it's Rhonda.

1829
00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:40,063
You don't have to call me Mrs. Monroe.

1830
00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:41,481
You look fabulous.

1831
00:56:42,607 --> 00:56:46,820
Oh, Christopher, your house is a bit messy.

1832
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:50,198
I don't think your
grandmother would be so happy

1833
00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:53,326
if she saw her house in this condition.

1834
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,994
Mrs. Monroe, you're too much.

1835
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,121
This isn't a mess.

1836
00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:58,123
This is a lucrative business.

1837
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,668
Oh, Mrs. Monroe, I would
like you to meet Angus

1838
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,128
and his brother, Tim.

1839
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,256
Oh my goodness, I didn't
even see you right there.

1840
00:57:06,631 --> 00:57:09,384
It is so nice to meet the both of you.

1841
00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,804
Tim, you live in Thailand.

1842
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,055
What part?

1843
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:16,407
Uh...

1844
00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:21,980
Uh, downtown.

1845
00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:23,773
Downtown?

1846
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,733
Yeah, downtown Thailand.

1847
00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:28,820
Do you mean downtown Bangkok?

1848
00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:31,531
The fuck did you just
say to me, you old bitch?

1849
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,493
Tim!

1850
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:36,703
Ha ha ha ha!

1851
00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:37,620
He's so funny.

1852
00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:40,957
Tim does stand up in Thailand.

1853
00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:44,210
And over there, the
language is clearly very vulgar.

1854
00:57:44,669 --> 00:57:45,587
The tourists love it.

1855
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,465
But tonight, Tim, would
you mind keeping it PG?

1856
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:49,591
Let's keep it cool.

1857
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,426
Oh, Mrs. Monroe, can I get you some water?

1858
00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:52,927
Let's get some water.

1859
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:58,475
Mrs. Monroe.

1860
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,812
Downtown Thailand, huh?

1861
00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:05,523
You're being stupid, man.

1862
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,443
Don't fuck this up, Tim.

1863
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,154
You stupid ass, man.

1864
00:58:11,237 --> 00:58:12,780
I swear, what the fuck?

1865
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:17,202
Calling me fucking stupid.

1866
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:20,447
I'll show you stupid.

1867
00:58:21,414 --> 00:58:22,832
I'll show you stupid, motherfucker.

1868
00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:25,210
Got it?

1869
00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:26,977
Got it.

1870
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:28,588
Got it.

1871
00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:30,965
So, Tim.

1872
00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:35,345
Not that I don't trust you or anything,

1873
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,764
but do you have a driver's license?

1874
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:40,934
Anything with a photo ID
that I could take a look at?

1875
00:58:41,392 --> 00:58:42,769
Oh, absolutely.

1876
00:58:43,436 --> 00:58:44,036
There you go.

1877
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:44,979
Thank you.

1878
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:47,607
Hmm.

1879
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:52,028
You know your driver's
license is expired, right?

1880
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:53,821
I had no idea.

1881
00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:55,698
No idea at all.

1882
00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,575
I'm going to look past this

1883
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,952
since you've been out of the country.

1884
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:02,830
But do you have anything more recent?

1885
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,334
Like maybe the passport you used

1886
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:07,585
to come back from Thailand.

1887
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,755
His suitcase got lost at the airport.

1888
00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:13,508
My luggage, it was kidnapped.

1889
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:14,759
Yeah.

1890
00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:15,526
I'm sorry.

1891
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:20,306
Okay, well then, what's your birthday?

1892
00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:22,225
Oh, my birthday is August 7th.

1893
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:22,950
Really?

1894
00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:25,019
It says March 12th.

1895
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:26,854
He's thinking of our uncle's birthday.

1896
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:28,398
She asked for your birthday, Tim.

1897
00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:29,081
That's right.

1898
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,108
Yeah, not his uncle.

1899
00:59:30,483 --> 00:59:31,442
Yes, that's right.

1900
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:32,402
Give me another one.

1901
00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:33,611
I'm Tim, for sure.

1902
00:59:35,029 --> 00:59:35,989
Okay.

1903
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,116
What's your address?

1904
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,161
Uh, sh...

1905
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,291
Yeah, trick ques...
Ask... Try something else.

1906
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:46,958
Try something else.

1907
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,750
I'm Tim. -Mrs. Monroe.

1908
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:49,127
I'm definitely Tim. -He's very tired.

1909
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:50,086
He's very jet lagged.

1910
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:51,079
Give him another one.

1911
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:54,674
I don't need to know the details.

1912
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,093
It's probably better that I don't.

1913
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:01,014
But I can't notarize this.

1914
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:04,350
Why?

1915
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,644
I don't know who this is.

1916
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:09,147
He's not the man in this ID.

1917
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:12,191
You are committing a felony right now.

1918
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,861
And I am very disappointed in you.

1919
01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:17,655
And Ruthie would be
disappointed in you too.

1920
01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:19,240
All right, look, Mrs. Monroe.

1921
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,868
Look, if money's the
issue, we can cut you in.

1922
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:24,996
I'm going to pretend you didn't just

1923
01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:26,789
try to bribe me!

1924
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,584
And Christopher, your grandmother

1925
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,628
would be rolling over in her grave

1926
01:00:31,836 --> 01:00:34,339
if she knew what you were involved in

1927
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:36,883
in something this illegal!

1928
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,428
I think I'd better leave before you do...

1929
01:00:40,511 --> 01:00:42,805
You ain't going no fucking where, grandma.

1930
01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:44,015
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

1931
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:44,640
What are you doing?

1932
01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:45,350
Put the gun down.

1933
01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:48,394
Nah, this old bitch
think I'm fucking stupid!

1934
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,521
Asking me my birthday and shit.

1935
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,899
I know when my fucking birthday is.

1936
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,108
You so smart?

1937
01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:55,943
Pop quiz, motherfucker.

1938
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:57,445
Are you smarter than a bullet?

1939
01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:59,489
Jesus, Jeff, no, calm down.

1940
01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,866
Nah, I ain't fucking
around with this old lady.

1941
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,077
They tried to cut your ass in.

1942
01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:05,870
That wasn't good enough for you.

1943
01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:07,497
Well, you lost that opportunity.

1944
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,999
You gonna find yourself cut the fuck up

1945
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,752
if you don't notarize these goddamn papers.

1946
01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:14,128
Calling me stupid?

1947
01:01:14,712 --> 01:01:16,547
You're the one who's fucking stupid!

1948
01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:20,009
Jeff, nobody here has called you stupid.

1949
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:22,095
Especially Mrs. Monroe would never do that.

1950
01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:25,056
I don't think you're stupid at all!

1951
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:29,143
I would never say
something so hurtful like that.

1952
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,480
Just put the gun down!

1953
01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:34,273
Notarize the motherfucking papers

1954
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,733
and I'll think about that shit.

1955
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:36,901
I can't do that.

1956
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:41,030
I'm not committing a crime
no matter what you say to me!

1957
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:44,158
Mrs. Monroe, please, let's
just... if you could just sign this.

1958
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:45,118
It's not that serious.

1959
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,494
Jeff will put the gun down.

1960
01:01:46,994 --> 01:01:49,789
Oh, Christopher, I can't understand

1961
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:51,791
how you could even think like this.

1962
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:54,001
Your grandmother Ruthie would be...

1963
01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:00,466
Woo! Woo!

1964
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:02,927
That's what the fuck I'm talking about!

1965
01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:05,930
Woo, oh shit!

1966
01:02:07,348 --> 01:02:08,266
What the fuck?!

1967
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,059
Shit! -I got the bloodlust, man.

1968
01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:12,770
I got a taste of it and
I'm thirsty for more.

1969
01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:14,355
I'm thirsty for more.

1970
01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:18,359
Jeff, okay, just breathe, chill.

1971
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,194
Yo, that was somebody's grandma, bro.

1972
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:21,253
Yes.

1973
01:02:21,487 --> 01:02:22,739
I did that, that was me.

1974
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:24,282
I did that shit.

1975
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,533
You, you, you.

1976
01:02:25,616 --> 01:02:26,409
I'm the man, baby.

1977
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:27,660
You are the man that did that.

1978
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,745
- I'm the man, I'm the man, baby.
- You're the man who did that shit.

1979
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:30,387
Who's the man?

1980
01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:31,664
Say I'm the man!

1981
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:32,748
Ok!

1982
01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:33,416
That's me, baby.

1983
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:34,834
Oh yeah! Yeah! -Say it!

1984
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,502
You're the man that did that!

1985
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,379
Yo, I been dancing on
the motherfucking line

1986
01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:39,589
my whole life, man.

1987
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,424
I done finally crossed over.

1988
01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:43,342
This shit right here makes me evil, yo.

1989
01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:44,761
Oh, there's no more Jeff.

1990
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:46,554
No, Jeff is gone.

1991
01:02:47,221 --> 01:02:48,181
Jeff is gone.

1992
01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:52,268
I'm Evil Jeff.

1993
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:58,649
Evil Jeff, baby.

1994
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:00,359
Y'all gotta get rid of that body.

1995
01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:01,861
Probably.

1996
01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:02,987
How y'all gonna do that, man?

1997
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,825
I don't know, man. I don't know, man. We...

1998
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:12,497
Yeah.

1999
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,792
So what are we doing now?

2000
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:16,876
What do we do now?

2001
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,419
We did that shit. -Chris.

2002
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:19,504
We did that shit.

2003
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,506
Chris, Chris. Um.

2004
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,007
Cleaning supplies.

2005
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:26,260
We should get the cleaning
supplies from upstairs

2006
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:28,095
to help Jeff clean this.

2007
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,098
Chris, Chris. -♪ I am so ♪

2008
01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,975
♪ fucking fucked. ♪

2009
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:34,243
Chris.

2010
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,771
♪ I need better friends. ♪

2011
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:37,788
♪ Fuck ♪

2012
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,023
♪ Fuck ♪

2013
01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:41,067
♪ Fuck ♪

2014
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,112
♪ Fuck ♪

2015
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,031
- Chris!

2016
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:51,160
The cleaning supplies upstairs. We
need to help Jeff clean, remember?

2017
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:52,244
The cleaning supplies. -Oh!

2018
01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:53,496
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cleaning supplies.

2019
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,121
Yes.

2020
01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:56,163
- Yes, to help Jeff clean this.
- Yes, the cleaning supplies.

2021
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,709
We need to get the cleaning
supplies from my bedroom.

2022
01:03:58,793 --> 01:04:00,419
Yes, we have to go
get the cleaning supplies

2023
01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:01,128
in the bedroom.

2024
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,004
Yes, we have to get that.

2025
01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:04,674
Jeff, yep, we're gonna get the
cleaning supplies from my bedroom

2026
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,433
- Chris, come on.
- And we're gonna clean this up.

2027
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,637
Hey guys, you got anything
to eat in this motherfucker?

2028
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,097
Evil Jeff is hungry.

2029
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:12,682
Yeah, the food's in my fridge.

2030
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:13,766
Help yourself, Jeff!

2031
01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:22,608
Oh shit!

2032
01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:24,110
Oh God.

2033
01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:24,918
Oh God.

2034
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:25,586
Oh God.

2035
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:27,196
Oh shit.

2036
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,614
Oh shit!

2037
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:29,699
Mrs. Monroe.

2038
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,075
Oh my God.

2039
01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:34,036
What the fuck was that, man?

2040
01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:36,080
What the fuck was that?

2041
01:04:36,497 --> 01:04:39,166
Mrs. fucking Monroe, she's fucking smoked.

2042
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:41,168
Chris, just fucking bring it down.

2043
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:42,420
Chill the fuck out.

2044
01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:43,671
What are we gonna do about this guy?

2045
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:44,422
What are we gonna do?

2046
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:45,548
You told me to bring him in.

2047
01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:47,800
I told you to bring in
Reggie fucking Rogers.

2048
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,761
Reggie fucking Rogers wouldn't
have just smoked Mrs. Monroe

2049
01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,471
for no fucking reason with a gun.

2050
01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:53,848
That was the best I had, man.

2051
01:04:54,098 --> 01:04:55,349
That's what I had.

2052
01:04:57,518 --> 01:04:58,118
Okay.

2053
01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,605
Angus, we just gotta
tell Jeff that he's all good

2054
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:01,497
and he bounces.

2055
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:02,899
Oh, he's just gonna bounce.

2056
01:05:03,232 --> 01:05:03,941
Sure!

2057
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:05,209
You're right.

2058
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:06,694
He's not gonna ever mention

2059
01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:08,654
that he killed this old
bitch in the kitchen.

2060
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:09,671
Are you serious?

2061
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:12,033
This is the highlight of his life.

2062
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:13,576
This is Evil Jeff!

2063
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,663
We had regular Jeff
and then bam! Evil Jeff!

2064
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,707
We created a monster.

2065
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,133
So what are we gonna do, man?

2066
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:21,959
You wanna off him?

2067
01:05:22,126 --> 01:05:22,877
I can't do that.

2068
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,670
I have too much blood on my hands, Angus.

2069
01:05:24,962 --> 01:05:26,297
This was supposed to be a nice night.

2070
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,675
Some Richard's, a little
drinky drink, and then that's it.

2071
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,844
But no, the death, man, the death.

2072
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:32,803
Mm-mm-mm-mm.

2073
01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:33,387
Okay, hold on.

2074
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:33,888
How about this?

2075
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:34,530
How about this?

2076
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,390
He killed Mrs. Monroe, right?

2077
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:37,642
I didn't fucking kill her.

2078
01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:38,643
Did we see Mrs. Monroe?

2079
01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:39,685
Sure.

2080
01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:40,327
We did.

2081
01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:41,854
Did we kill Mrs. Monroe?

2082
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,064
No, it was Jeff.

2083
01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:44,690
We put it all on Jeff.

2084
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:45,691
He pulled the trigger.

2085
01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:46,734
He killed her.

2086
01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:47,860
We just put it all on him.

2087
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,946
All we gotta do is get
our story straight, okay?

2088
01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:51,280
It's us versus him.

2089
01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:53,658
And if I had to put my money
out there, I'd put it on us.

2090
01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:54,408
Fuck!

2091
01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:54,909
All right.

2092
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,369
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

2093
01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:57,052
Chris!

2094
01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:05,102
Hey Jeff.

2095
01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:06,270
How's it going?

2096
01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:07,354
This shit is good, man.

2097
01:06:09,006 --> 01:06:09,632
So what's up?

2098
01:06:10,257 --> 01:06:10,857
How y'all doing?

2099
01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:13,219
Not bad, not bad.

2100
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,111
Good, yeah.

2101
01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:14,778
Hanging in there.

2102
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,056
So, we may have a way out of this shit.

2103
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:18,933
I have no doubt in your confidence, bro.

2104
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:20,726
You know Times Square, right?

2105
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:22,979
In New York?

2106
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,814
Yeah, drop the body there.

2107
01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:27,274
That shit full of people like 24-7, bro.

2108
01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:29,443
And it's eight fucking hours away.

2109
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:31,487
Yeah, exactly, Jeff.

2110
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,170
It's perfect.

2111
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,490
It's the last place anyone would expect.

2112
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:37,301
No doubt.

2113
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:38,844
No doubt.

2114
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,708
Y'all still standing there
watching me fucking eat, bro.

2115
01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:45,459
Clean up!

2116
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,711
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jeff!

2117
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:47,962
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!

2118
01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:49,229
Got 'em!

2119
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,298
Yeah, you fucking dudes.

2120
01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:53,175
I ain't gonna shoot you, man.

2121
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:54,693
Jeff, you're giving me some heartburn.

2122
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:55,928
Clean the fuck up, though.

2123
01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:16,949
Can I get some of that spray, man?

2124
01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,118
Dude, don't get... don't get
blood on the spray bottle.

2125
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,077
Just give me the fucking spray bottle.

2126
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,319
Don't get blood on the spray bottle.

2127
01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:22,580
Don't get blood on the spray...

2128
01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:23,663
There's blood everywhere, man.

2129
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:24,665
Put your hand in the fucking bucket.

2130
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:26,042
Don't put blood in the...

2131
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,625
Look how much cleaner
your shit is than mine,

2132
01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:28,961
it's because I don't
have the fucking spray.

2133
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:31,047
Here, look. There you go. -Thank you.

2134
01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:32,465
Was that fucking so hard?

2135
01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:33,674
Yeah, it was.

2136
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:34,967
Oh man.

2137
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:39,446
Oh shit.

2138
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:48,773
Yo, who's Rachel?

2139
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,567
Oh shit, that's Mrs.
Monroe's granddaughter.

2140
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:53,027
I should answer it, right?

2141
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,029
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, not at all. Don't do that.

2142
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:55,904
You should not answer that.

2143
01:07:55,946 --> 01:07:56,946
It's ringing though, you sure?

2144
01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're sure. -Don't.

2145
01:07:58,282 --> 01:08:00,493
Like sure, sure, because
it's still ringing, dog.

2146
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:01,702
No, no, we're so sure.

2147
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:02,995
Do not answer that, Jeff. -100%.

2148
01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:05,498
My name is Tim, man.

2149
01:08:06,832 --> 01:08:07,791
This is Tim speaking.

2150
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:08,433
Stup...

2151
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:11,045
Tim? I don't know any Tims.

2152
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,255
Um? Where's my grandma?

2153
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:14,523
She's dead.

2154
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:15,649
What?

2155
01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:18,276
Dead asleep.

2156
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,845
She's in the back taking a nap.

2157
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,347
You know how old people be.

2158
01:08:21,972 --> 01:08:22,572
Right.

2159
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,436
Can you go wake her up for me?

2160
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:28,954
Nah.

2161
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:30,981
What?

2162
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:32,817
I said no, bitch, are you deaf?

2163
01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:34,527
Fuck, she's taking a nap.

2164
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:35,986
It's rude as hell to wake somebody up

2165
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:36,987
when they're taking a nap.

2166
01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,119
Okay, I don't like this,
this is very suspicious.

2167
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:45,037
Is my grandmother okay?

2168
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:48,040
You're the one who's being
very suspicious, Rachel.

2169
01:08:48,582 --> 01:08:50,501
If that's even your real fucking name,

2170
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,461
what's your involvement in all of this?

2171
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,797
What, what, my involvement in what?

2172
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:55,780
What are you talking about?

2173
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,633
Sounds like something
somebody with something

2174
01:08:57,716 --> 01:08:58,551
to hide would say.

2175
01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:01,762
If you know what's good for you,

2176
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:04,765
you'll forget you even spoke
to me tonight, motherfucker.

2177
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:06,892
Yo, that shit was close.

2178
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:08,535
God damn.

2179
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:11,272
Yeah, yeah, that was really close.

2180
01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,150
You fellas are doing a
hell of a job over there.

2181
01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:14,833
Keep that up.

2182
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,493
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, man.

2183
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,663
That was a banger in
kindergarten, you know.

2184
01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:29,039
Favorite song.

2185
01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:31,083
So...

2186
01:09:34,044 --> 01:09:36,839
So the body in the trunk, right?

2187
01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:39,508
She sleeps with the fishies.

2188
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:42,303
The fishies, cool, cool, cool, cool.

2189
01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:42,986
Yeah.

2190
01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:45,322
The gun?

2191
01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:46,974
You don't need to worry about that.

2192
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,602
I mean, it's a gun, you know.

2193
01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:51,729
It's cool, great.

2194
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,023
Smart, thank you.

2195
01:09:57,484 --> 01:10:00,237
Chris, Chris, what's taking so long?

2196
01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:01,179
I'm coming. -Come on, man.

2197
01:10:02,072 --> 01:10:04,241
Hey, here you go, man.

2198
01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:08,746
Cut the crust off, right?

2199
01:10:09,121 --> 01:10:09,830
Of course, man.

2200
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,000
Peanut butter on there?

2201
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:14,835
Yeah, it's a peanut butter sandwich.

2202
01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:16,269
Jelly.

2203
01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:17,296
Strawberry jam.

2204
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:18,923
It's on whole wheat, right?

2205
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,258
Multigrain. It's the same thing.

2206
01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,469
I promise, multigrain is very healthy.

2207
01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:25,387
Very good for the digeftive syftem...

2208
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,430
da, da, da, da, da I can't...

2209
01:10:26,472 --> 01:10:27,348
It's good, I promise.

2210
01:10:28,682 --> 01:10:29,282
All right, then.

2211
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:29,950
All right.

2212
01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:31,268
I guess I'm ready to roll.

2213
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:33,428
You're expecting somebody?

2214
01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:34,579
No.

2215
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:36,023
In pursuit of suspect...

2216
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,485
Shit, it's the fucking police.

2217
01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:40,918
She must have heard the gunshots.

2218
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:43,530
Or fucking... her
granddaughter must have called.

2219
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,574
Damnit! -What the fuck are we gonna do?

2220
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:46,508
Don't answer it.

2221
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:47,910
Don't... don't answer it?

2222
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:48,702
Don't answer it.

2223
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:49,536
What do you mean don't answer it?

2224
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,178
What the fuck?

2225
01:10:50,287 --> 01:10:51,330
Jeff, go in the kitchen.

2226
01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:52,597
Why?

2227
01:10:52,873 --> 01:10:54,041
Take your dumb ass in the kitchen.

2228
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:55,793
Look, whoa, whoa, hey.

2229
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:57,628
Uh, ha ha!

2230
01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,463
You are a smart man.

2231
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,927
Go ahead, you smart man.

2232
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:06,027
You.

2233
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:06,887
Dumbass?

2234
01:11:07,304 --> 01:11:09,098
Like you're so stupid.

2235
01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:09,848
You call him stupid?

2236
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:11,725
You shouldn't have, I
shouldn't even be saying stupid.

2237
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,060
You want us all to get smoked?

2238
01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:13,852
Oh, no, let's

2239
01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:14,978
break it all the way down.

2240
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,438
Motherfucker don't even look like Tim!

2241
01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:19,191
I will f... I will choke you.

2242
01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:20,109
I will fucking...

2243
01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:20,792
Dumbass.

2244
01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:21,902
Dumbass! -Dumbass!

2245
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:22,778
Dumbass! -Dumbass!

2246
01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:24,571
Hey!

2247
01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:25,338
Officer!

2248
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:26,824
Officer.

2249
01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:27,699
How are you?

2250
01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:29,827
I'm good, look, I'm sorry to bother you,

2251
01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:31,787
but we got a report of shots
fired in the neighborhood.

2252
01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,870
I was wondering if you guys
heard anything out the ordinary.

2253
01:11:34,164 --> 01:11:34,873
Shots fired?

2254
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:35,624
Yeah, shots fired.

2255
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:36,558
Like fireworks?

2256
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,168
- They're giving out the vaccine? Oh.
- No, actual gunshots.

2257
01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:38,810
Gunshots?

2258
01:11:39,044 --> 01:11:39,644
Gunshots?

2259
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:40,729
Around here?

2260
01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:41,296
Right here?

2261
01:11:41,338 --> 01:11:41,938
You're playing.

2262
01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:43,424
No I'm serious, that's why I'm here.

2263
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:44,216
That's crazy.

2264
01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,509
This is a white neighborhood.

2265
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:46,385
Really, gunshots?

2266
01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:47,402
You guys hear anything?

2267
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:48,679
No, no.

2268
01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:49,930
We didn't hear anything.

2269
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:50,739
Nothing?

2270
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:52,558
Because they said it came from this area.

2271
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:54,593
Shots came from this area?

2272
01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:55,853
Shots came from this area.

2273
01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:56,853
You guys didn't hear anything?

2274
01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,229
No, I didn't hear anything. -This area?

2275
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,006
I didn't hear nothing.

2276
01:11:59,064 --> 01:11:59,356
No.

2277
01:11:59,398 --> 01:11:59,998
Nothing.

2278
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:00,749
No, no, no.

2279
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:02,083
Hmm.

2280
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:05,279
Okay, all right, well, so how you doing?

2281
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:07,323
Oh...

2282
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:08,740
Good. -Just getting by.

2283
01:12:08,782 --> 01:12:09,658
Getting by. Relaxing.

2284
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:10,534
It was good to see you.

2285
01:12:10,617 --> 01:12:11,493
Yeah, I'm tired.

2286
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,537
Officer...

2287
01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:15,789
...of the law.

2288
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,959
I don't believe we've had the pleasure.

2289
01:12:19,543 --> 01:12:21,337
Allow me to introduce myself.

2290
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:25,758
I'm Tim, brother of Angus,
groomsman of Chris,

2291
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:31,722
traveler of the world, resident
of Thailand, downtown Bangkok.

2292
01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:33,531
Hi Tim.

2293
01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:35,559
I'm Officer Mitchell and I was just here

2294
01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:36,643
asking a few questions.

2295
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:37,686
Yeah, she was just leaving.

2296
01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:38,937
Questions? Hmm.

2297
01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:40,356
I'm the man with answers.

2298
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:41,690
Right this way.

2299
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:42,357
She got the...

2300
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:43,150
Come on in.

2301
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,778
You got answers, you... no more answers.

2302
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:47,529
Go! -This is your boy!

2303
01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:48,530
Go! Go! -This is your boy!

2304
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:50,991
What the fuck!? -This is your fucking...

2305
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:54,286
My birthday is March 12th.

2306
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:59,792
I reside at 412 Winspeare Lane
in Sheffieldsville, Pennsylvania.

2307
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:03,003
1-7-6-4-7.

2308
01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:05,756
Officer, I apologize.

2309
01:13:06,006 --> 01:13:07,716
We've had a long, rough night.

2310
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,094
It's obvious my brother's
had a couple of drinks in him.

2311
01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:12,346
He's not in proper headspace
to deal with any of this, okay?

2312
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:13,097
No, I understand.

2313
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,556
I just have a few questions.

2314
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:18,477
I believe that I've answered
all of your questions.

2315
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,312
I haven't asked you any questions.

2316
01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:21,438
So Tim...

2317
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,080
That's me.

2318
01:13:22,689 --> 01:13:24,024
What time did you get here today?

2319
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,193
Oh, I've been here all day.

2320
01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:27,210
Really?

2321
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,420
Absolutely.

2322
01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:29,530
You've been here all day?

2323
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:30,739
100%.

2324
01:13:30,906 --> 01:13:32,866
So you were here when the friend was

2325
01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:34,493
projectile-vomiting and died?

2326
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:35,176
You were here?

2327
01:13:35,327 --> 01:13:37,121
I most certainly was, Officer,

2328
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,748
reconnecting with my brother, Angus,

2329
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:41,542
and my best friend, Chris.

2330
01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,127
Ha!

2331
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,129
May I interject, Officer?

2332
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:46,171
If I may.

2333
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,425
He clearly doesn't know
what he's talking about,

2334
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:52,010
because if he was here,
you would have seen him.

2335
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:52,694
Word.

2336
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:53,428
Word.

2337
01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:53,762
Word.

2338
01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:54,972
But I was here.

2339
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:56,432
Stupid.

2340
01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:58,559
Okay.

2341
01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:00,436
Do you guys know Rhonda Monroe?

2342
01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:01,561
Yeah.

2343
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,021
She used to play canasta with my grandma.

2344
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:04,565
Well, she told her granddaughter

2345
01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,608
that she was coming over
here to notarize some papers

2346
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,193
and she didn't come back,

2347
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:09,945
so her granddaughter's
afraid she might have been

2348
01:14:10,028 --> 01:14:10,863
a victim of a crime.

2349
01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:11,796
What?

2350
01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,240
A crime? -A crime?

2351
01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:14,158
That's absurd.

2352
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:14,950
No.

2353
01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:16,118
She was here for like an hour or so.

2354
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,954
- Yeah.
- But that was about it, I hope she's okay.

2355
01:14:19,329 --> 01:14:20,956
Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.

2356
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:24,084
So tell me, what time did she get here

2357
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:25,377
and what time did she leave?

2358
01:14:25,752 --> 01:14:26,920
Like I said, she got here,

2359
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,172
she was here for like an hour,

2360
01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:31,049
and then she left like 15
minutes or so afterwards.

2361
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:31,591
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2362
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:33,635
You know, like max. So she was out.

2363
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:35,179
Well, she didn't make it home.

2364
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:36,346
Wow, I...

2365
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:37,931
Um, that's crazy.

2366
01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:41,310
Oh, she said she was going,

2367
01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:42,727
I think she was going somewhere else.

2368
01:14:42,769 --> 01:14:43,479
Going for a walk.

2369
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:44,104
Yeah.

2370
01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:44,438
Yep.

2371
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,605
Something about getting fresh air.

2372
01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:46,732
Fresh air. -Yeah, fresh air.

2373
01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:47,816
Strengthen the kneecaps.

2374
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,401
Something with the limbs and stretching.

2375
01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:51,612
- The meniscus, you know, old folks.
- Yeah, misc...

2376
01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:52,696
Yeah, the what he said.

2377
01:14:52,779 --> 01:14:53,413
The meniscus, yeah.

2378
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:53,905
Yeah, that thing.

2379
01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:56,074
Okay, I mean, she could
have went somewhere else,

2380
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,367
but see, the problem is,

2381
01:14:57,701 --> 01:14:59,035
she told her granddaughter
she was coming here

2382
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:00,077
and she was coming right back.

2383
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,289
And so when she didn't make it back,

2384
01:15:02,372 --> 01:15:04,166
her granddaughter got
worried and called her,

2385
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:06,877
and a guy named Tim picked
up the phone and threatened her.

2386
01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:09,588
And you're Tim, and
I'm in a place right now

2387
01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:10,839
where I know that she was.

2388
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:13,217
You know what? It could be a coincidence.

2389
01:15:13,425 --> 01:15:14,301
It could be another Tim.

2390
01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,678
That is most certainly the case.

2391
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:19,181
There are quite a few Tims in the world.

2392
01:15:19,431 --> 01:15:20,432
Tons of Tims.

2393
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,116
Tim Allen.

2394
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:21,641
Tim Allen.

2395
01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:22,392
Timbaland.

2396
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,076
Timberlands.

2397
01:15:23,143 --> 01:15:23,602
Timberlands.

2398
01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,244
You got the Tims.

2399
01:15:24,436 --> 01:15:25,437
The beats and the shoes.

2400
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:26,079
Mm-hmm.

2401
01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:27,231
It could be anybody.

2402
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:28,273
What is that smell?

2403
01:15:28,857 --> 01:15:29,757
You're smelling the bleach.

2404
01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:30,692
No -It's the bleach.

2405
01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:31,568
It's the bleach.

2406
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:32,444
It's the bleach. -It's the bleach.

2407
01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:33,654
I hate the smell of bleach.

2408
01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:34,070
Bleach.

2409
01:15:34,112 --> 01:15:36,079
- It really burns the nostrils.
- We used it with the vomit.

2410
01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:37,199
No, it doesn't smell like that.

2411
01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,242
It smells like gunpowder.

2412
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:39,534
Excuse me?

2413
01:15:39,576 --> 01:15:39,826
What?

2414
01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:40,635
Gunpowder. -Gunpowder.

2415
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,955
Why don't you guys just have a seat?

2416
01:15:43,413 --> 01:15:44,498
Okay? I got some folks coming

2417
01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:46,291
so we can talk this out, hash it out,

2418
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,668
and find out what went on here today.

2419
01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:48,460
Got some folks.

2420
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:49,002
Folks?

2421
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,504
Yeah, are we under arrest or something?

2422
01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:52,381
Not at this moment, but
you are being detained.

2423
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,049
But you guys, look, have a seat.

2424
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,967
I got backup coming so we can...

2425
01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:56,843
Whoa! -Whoa!

2426
01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:59,555
We ain't detaining a
motherfucking thing, bitch.

2427
01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:01,098
Put the weapon down now.

2428
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:01,932
Drop the gun.

2429
01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:04,059
I'll drop bullets in your
motherfucking head.

2430
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:05,310
Jeff, do not do that.

2431
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:06,478
Do not please...

2432
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:07,813
Jeff is gone.

2433
01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:09,690
I'm Evil Jeff now.

2434
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,233
- Drop the gun!
- You think we playing? -Not again!

2435
01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,818
Motherf... -Drop your gun right now.

2436
01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:13,777
- Shoot this motherfucker!
- Put the gun down.

2437
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:14,819
You got three seconds. -Evil Jeff.

2438
01:16:14,861 --> 01:16:17,113
- Put the gun down. Do not shoot! Do not shoot!
- You got three seconds to drop your gun.

2439
01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:17,955
One! -Put the gun down!

2440
01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:19,032
Shoot this mother...

2441
01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:19,866
Two! -Do not shoot him!

2442
01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:20,825
Three! -Shoot this motherfucker!

2443
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:22,661
Oh shit!

2444
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,873
Fuck!

2445
01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:35,173
What the fuck?

2446
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:37,426
Holy shit.

2447
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:38,718
You okay?

2448
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool.

2449
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,320
You good?

2450
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,764
No, I'm not fucking good.

2451
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:43,682
That was fucking crazy!

2452
01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:46,602
Officer?

2453
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:49,062
Officer?

2454
01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:51,831
Jeff!

2455
01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:52,916
Jeff!

2456
01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:54,375
Jeff!

2457
01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:55,319
You're alive.

2458
01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:59,281
Rosebud.

2459
01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:03,452
Rosebud?

2460
01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:06,288
What the fuck is Rosebud?

2461
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,271
So what are we gonna do now?

2462
01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:32,564
I don't know, we're gonna go to jail

2463
01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:33,857
for the next 20 years-to-life?

2464
01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:35,734
I don't know, man, we're fucking dead.

2465
01:17:36,526 --> 01:17:37,126
Nobody's dead.

2466
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,738
Officer Mitchell's dead, Jeff's dead,

2467
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:40,864
Mrs. Monroe's dead.

2468
01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:42,491
Well, other than them.

2469
01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:43,450
Jordan's dead.

2470
01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:44,075
Yeah.

2471
01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:46,119
And Reggie fucking Rogers is dead.

2472
01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:47,621
That didn't happen tonight.

2473
01:17:48,246 --> 01:17:49,998
It felt like it happened tonight.

2474
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,000
I found out about it
tonight. It's very new.

2475
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,420
He might as well have died tonight.

2476
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:57,089
You're overthinking this, man.

2477
01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,439
We were gonna pin this on Jeff anyway.

2478
01:17:59,549 --> 01:18:02,302
Yeah, we're gonna pin Mrs. Monroe on Jeff.

2479
01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,388
And we can pin the rest of this on Jeff.

2480
01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:07,891
We have Mrs. Monroe's
stamp, we can notarize it.

2481
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,852
We're out the woods, bro. We won!

2482
01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:12,396
We did not win.

2483
01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:14,773
Is the AC on, are you cold?

2484
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:16,291
Am I cold?

2485
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:17,567
Yeah, I'm freezing, man.

2486
01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:18,626
Cold.

2487
01:18:19,778 --> 01:18:20,487
Holy shit.

2488
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:22,239
Dude, what the fuck?

2489
01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:24,950
Oh my God, dude, you got fucking shot.

2490
01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:26,076
Yeah, I...

2491
01:18:26,284 --> 01:18:27,160
Bro, what should I do?

2492
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:29,538
Should I call... Shit, I
don't have my phone.

2493
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:30,997
You got a phone? I'll call an ambulance.

2494
01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:33,208
Yo, Angus.

2495
01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:35,293
Angus.

2496
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:38,004
Yo, bro, don't fucking die.

2497
01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:40,632
Come on, man, you can't fucking die!

2498
01:18:41,091 --> 01:18:44,720
Angus! Angus! Angus, man! Angus!

2499
01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:46,471
Angus, come on, man!

2500
01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:58,275
Woo! Yo, you just got fucking smoked, kid.

2501
01:18:58,483 --> 01:19:00,151
- Let's fucking get this!
- That was your first kill!

2502
01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,404
Yo, shut the fuck up, I
don't care that you're five.

2503
01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:03,196
You're a little bitch.

2504
01:19:03,238 --> 01:19:05,198
- I'm eight, you fuckin' bitch.
- You just got fucking, okay, you're eight.

2505
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:06,867
Big fucking whoop, you still suck.

2506
01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:08,868
Let's fucking go, let's go.

2507
01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:09,578
Chris, I'm leaving!

2508
01:19:10,036 --> 01:19:11,079
Wait, wait, two seconds, baby.

2509
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:12,205
I'm about to fuck this kid up.

2510
01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:13,373
You're on fire!

2511
01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:15,250
Chris, I'm leaving.

2512
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:15,751
Baby, wait, two seconds.

2513
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:16,668
Say
"goodnight," you little bitch

2514
01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:17,627
Fuck!

2515
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:18,587
You're dead.

2516
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:20,839
You just killed me, baby, goddamn.

2517
01:19:21,214 --> 01:19:25,177
I'm fucking playing the game, you
can't... Whoo hoo hoo, hot damn!

2518
01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:28,346
It's gotta be against the
law to look this damn good.

2519
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:29,347
What'chu doing?

2520
01:19:29,639 --> 01:19:30,891
I'm just going to Wendy's.

2521
01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,434
Oh shit, you're going to Wendy's?

2522
01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:34,102
Yo, can you pick me up 20 nuggets,

2523
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:35,896
half of them spicy, half of them regular,

2524
01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:38,106
Biggie fries, Baconator, no cheese,

2525
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:39,858
extra barbecue sauce, honey mustard.

2526
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,317
No, I know you're gonna get a Frosty.

2527
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:41,901
You love vanilla.

2528
01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:43,820
I'm going to Wendy my
friend, not the restaurant.

2529
01:19:44,237 --> 01:19:44,946
No, why?

2530
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:48,158
Yo, fuck yo, Wendy sucks, yo.

2531
01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:49,726
We don't want any of that shit, come here.

2532
01:19:51,411 --> 01:19:52,829
Are we expecting somebody?

2533
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:54,498
No, I don't know what that is.

2534
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:57,417
Oh, I think I better get that.

2535
01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,044
I think you better shut the fuck up.

2536
01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:01,838
Yo, leave! Leave! I don't know who it is.

2537
01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:03,590
We don't care, we don't care.

2538
01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:04,841
Fuck!

2539
01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:13,391
Hi, hello, oh! Can I help you?

2540
01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:17,604
Uh, yes, can I uh... Is Chris home?

2541
01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:18,980
Yeah, he's upstairs.

2542
01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:20,565
Can I help you with something?

2543
01:20:20,857 --> 01:20:22,025
Oh, I'm Tim.

2544
01:20:22,859 --> 01:20:23,485
You're Tim!

2545
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:24,528
Tim from Thailand!

2546
01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:27,113
Oh my God, it's so nice to meet you.

2547
01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:28,949
Come, come, come, come on in.

2548
01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:30,116
How are you?

2549
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,827
I'm well, thank you. -Yeah?

2550
01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:34,120
Chris, you have a visitor!

2551
01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:38,041
Chris, you have a visitor!

2552
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,001
Chris!

2553
01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:42,337
Chris!

2554
01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:46,091
May I trouble you for a glass of water?

2555
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:48,301
Yes, come, come, come, right this way.

2556
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:51,571
You like cheese?

2557
01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:54,099
Yeah, whatever, you know,

2558
01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,601
this is a really nice house.

2559
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:58,061
Oh, you like it.

2560
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:02,274
It's a unique blend of
postmodernism architecture.

2561
01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:06,820
Okay, cool, cool, cool.

2562
01:21:07,153 --> 01:21:10,407
How uh... How do you guys afford all this?

2563
01:21:11,074 --> 01:21:13,869
Apparently, Chris's
ventures in storage units

2564
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:15,579
really paid off.

2565
01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:20,000
Who'd have imagined? He had so much shit

2566
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:23,712
in his grandmother's
house, Tim. So much shit.

2567
01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:25,714
But look at us now.

2568
01:21:26,756 --> 01:21:28,967
And next week we are going to Paris.

2569
01:21:30,343 --> 01:21:33,638
Well, I'm very happy
that you're doing so well.

2570
01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:38,268
And by the way, I'm so
sorry I missed the wedding.

2571
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:39,452
What wedding?

2572
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:41,938
Oh, I guess that didn't happen.

2573
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,775
Well, listen, Chris has
said so many great things

2574
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:46,651
about you, Chloe.

2575
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:50,338
Chloe?

2576
01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:51,714
Hmm?

2577
01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:53,116
Chloe?

2578
01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:58,914
I knew it! That fucking son of a bitch.

2579
01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:02,792
I'm not Chloe!

2580
01:22:03,251 --> 01:22:05,837
I'm Ambre! Ambre.

2581
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,590
I'm gonna fucking kill him.

2582
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:12,093
Hey, yo, sexy girl, what'chu doing?

2583
01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:13,762
I'm trying to fuck!

2584
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,388
Oh, shit!

2585
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,266
Tim, what'chu doing?

2586
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:20,560
I heard you were getting some serious Zs.

2587
01:22:20,977 --> 01:22:21,937
I was in a coma.

2588
01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:25,148
Yeah, talk about hitting the
snooze button, am I right?

2589
01:22:25,815 --> 01:22:27,108
You're an asshole!

2590
01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:29,986
Oh, shit, yeah, that was a terrible joke.

2591
01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:30,946
Hey, you want some cheese?

2592
01:22:31,154 --> 01:22:31,754
Chloe?

2593
01:22:32,572 --> 01:22:33,990
Cheese, cheese.

2594
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:36,034
No, no, no, Chris, who is Chloe?

2595
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:37,494
Your fiancé?

2596
01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,414
Chloe, my fiancé!

2597
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:44,668
You know Chloe. That
was ages ago, man, ages.

2598
01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:45,601
When was that?

2599
01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:46,962
Ugh, of course.

2600
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:49,255
What do you mean, of course?

2601
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,383
Of course, of course!

2602
01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:56,680
It's very complicated.

2603
01:22:57,555 --> 01:22:59,557
Oh, well, you know what's not complicated?

2604
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:01,559
I'm leaving.

2605
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:03,478
I'm going to Wendy's and when I get back,

2606
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,231
you better not be here or
I'll fucking destroy you, you...

2607
01:23:08,858 --> 01:23:11,361
Hey, listen, let's not do
this on an empty stomach.

2608
01:23:12,028 --> 01:23:12,904
If you're going to Wendy's,

2609
01:23:12,946 --> 01:23:14,906
you wanna bring me something
back, we could talk through it.

2610
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:17,158
Tim, you probably haven't had
Wendy's in a minute, am I right?

2611
01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:18,785
Wendy, my friend!

2612
01:23:19,577 --> 01:23:20,203
Ah.

2613
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,163
I keep doing that.

2614
01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:23,707
Fuck you, Chris.

2615
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:31,214
So that's Ambre. She's French, and um...

2616
01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:34,551
Look, whatever, where is Angus?

2617
01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:36,594
Yeah, let me get him.

2618
01:23:36,761 --> 01:23:37,361
Yeah.

2619
01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:38,513
Oh shit.

2620
01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:44,394
This mother...

2621
01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:51,693
Here he is. Kept him safe for you.

2622
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:53,403
Shit.

2623
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:54,295
Yeah.

2624
01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:57,449
Dude, they said he went out like a hero.

2625
01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,493
Said when the crazy guy
started shooting people,

2626
01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:02,203
he jumped in front of
you and saved your life.

2627
01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:03,621
Mhmm.

2628
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:09,085
Man, I had him all... all wrong.

2629
01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:12,088
But I'm glad we finally made our peace,

2630
01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:15,675
and I can remember him
as the brother he always was.

2631
01:24:16,509 --> 01:24:18,219
You know, one day, when I have a family,

2632
01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:20,263
I'll name my first born after him.

2633
01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:21,723
I think that's really nice.

2634
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:22,657
Yeah, yeah.

2635
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,019
But listen, Chris, I don't mean to bring up

2636
01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,646
the elephant in the
room, but what's going on

2637
01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:30,023
with the money from the developer

2638
01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:32,650
that you got for my father's house?

2639
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:35,570
I really didn't think you
were gonna wake up.

2640
01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:39,783
Chris, you know you're fucked, right?

2641
01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:44,370
I mean, seriously, you're
fucked. Ramcocked.

2642
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:46,998
You misrepresented
yourself as myself and Angus.

2643
01:24:47,248 --> 01:24:50,418
You used a notary stamp from
a dead person. Who does that?

2644
01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,338
And you sold a house that's not yours!

2645
01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:55,381
If you don't give me what's mine,

2646
01:24:55,673 --> 01:24:58,802
I'm gonna go through the
channels and I will fuck you up!

2647
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:01,221
Just give me my money!

2648
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:04,390
Yeah, I hear you, I hear you, I hear you.

2649
01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:07,310
But you gotta do what you gotta do.

2650
01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:12,899
All right, all right, Chris.

2651
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:14,234
All right, man, whatever.

2652
01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:20,297
Hey, Tim.

2653
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:23,785
You wanna get Richard's?

2654
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:25,245
One last time?

2655
01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:26,996
On me?

2656
01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:30,041
Fuck you, Chris!

2657
01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:42,095
Oh, fuck!

2658
01:26:33,938 --> 01:26:34,981
LeVar speaking.

2659
01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:36,816
Angus, Angus, it's Chris!

2660
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:37,734
Angus?

2661
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:39,944
I think you have the wrong number.

2662
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:41,487
LeVar, LeVar, LeVar, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

2663
01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:42,530
Please, please don't hang up.

2664
01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:44,407
Chris, what'chu doing?!

2665
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,284
How you been, bro? It's been a minute.

2666
01:26:46,659 --> 01:26:48,494
I'm good, I'm good, how are you?

2667
01:26:48,703 --> 01:26:49,370
I'm good.

2668
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:52,290
I'm noticing you're calling
me on the "bat phone".

2669
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:55,585
The uh... break glass in
case of an emergency phone.

2670
01:26:55,668 --> 01:26:57,003
Yeah, it's because I'm not good.

2671
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:59,088
In French, they would
say I'm fucked up the ass!

2672
01:26:59,422 --> 01:27:01,216
Your fucking brother is awake!

2673
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,384
He just came to my front door!

2674
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:06,346
Chris, I don't have a brother, I'm LeVar.

2675
01:27:06,804 --> 01:27:08,431
I've only existed for two months,

2676
01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,016
and I'm cash rich as fuck!

2677
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:12,936
Do you know how far a
dollar goes in Panamá?

2678
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:14,078
Do you?

2679
01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:16,397
I bought a suckling pig for a nickel!

2680
01:27:16,689 --> 01:27:17,398
A nickel!

2681
01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:18,774
Well I don't even have a nickel, Angus.

2682
01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:19,358
LeVar!

2683
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,444
LeVar! LeVar, I do not have a nickel.

2684
01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:22,904
I am fucking broke as fuck.

2685
01:27:22,987 --> 01:27:25,031
I don't think you understand
how bad my situation is.

2686
01:27:25,114 --> 01:27:26,616
They're evicting me from my fucking house.

2687
01:27:26,699 --> 01:27:28,243
Well, I told you I'd spend half the money

2688
01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:29,410
on that dumbass house.

2689
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,579
I have debt collectors
coming after me left and right.

2690
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:33,539
And I told you not to spent
the other half on that Ferrari

2691
01:27:33,581 --> 01:27:35,708
and that commissioned painting of yourself.

2692
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,226
Ambre thinks I'm cheating on her with Chloe

2693
01:27:37,293 --> 01:27:38,294
who doesn't even exist!

2694
01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:39,587
I told you not to do that also.

2695
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:41,088
You should've just said
you were marrying Amber

2696
01:27:41,130 --> 01:27:41,839
in the first place.

2697
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:42,924
And then to top it off...

2698
01:27:43,049 --> 01:27:45,260
your brother, who you swore to me

2699
01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:46,135
wasn't gonna wake up...

2700
01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:46,719
Hold up.

2701
01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,514
I did not swear he wasn't gonna wake up.

2702
01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:51,099
Why do you think I faked my death

2703
01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,059
and high-tailed it to a Caribbean island

2704
01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:54,352
off the coast of Panamá?

2705
01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:55,812
Well, you sure made it sound

2706
01:27:55,895 --> 01:27:57,397
like he wasn't gonna wake up.

2707
01:27:57,647 --> 01:27:59,482
You smell your fucking succulent pig?

2708
01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:01,109
Yeah, does it smell delicious?

2709
01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:02,634
You know what I smell here?

2710
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:03,377
You hear that?

2711
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:04,570
I'm sniffing my skin.

2712
01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:06,614
I'm sniffing my skin, fucking burning!

2713
01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:07,782
You fucked me!

2714
01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:09,659
You fucked me real good, LeVar!

2715
01:28:09,909 --> 01:28:10,910
Oh, and you know what?

2716
01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:14,497
Once he finds out those ashes are fake,

2717
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:17,875
I'm gonna be the one
sitting in that little jar

2718
01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,335
and he's gonna come for you.

2719
01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:21,671
Dude, nobody's coming for me.

2720
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:24,424
And I can't even pronounce
what the name of this island is.

2721
01:28:24,507 --> 01:28:26,342
You can't even take a road to get here.

2722
01:28:26,467 --> 01:28:27,343
I'm gone, baby!

2723
01:28:27,635 --> 01:28:28,511
Well, I'm not gone.

2724
01:28:28,594 --> 01:28:29,470
I'm stuck right here.

2725
01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:30,930
I'm stuck right here.

2726
01:28:31,014 --> 01:28:31,806
You gotta get me out of here.

2727
01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:32,682
You gotta extract me.

2728
01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:34,434
You gotta fucking bring me to the island.

2729
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:36,686
Send the chopper, send the airplane,

2730
01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:38,313
send the Coast Guard, send everyone.

2731
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:38,996
I can't.

2732
01:28:39,272 --> 01:28:40,481
What do you mean you can't?

2733
01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:42,442
Cause I'm broke also, man.

2734
01:28:43,359 --> 01:28:45,403
You just told me you're cash rich as fuck.

2735
01:28:45,778 --> 01:28:48,531
Maybe here, but everywhere
else, I'm a poor man.

2736
01:28:48,781 --> 01:28:49,574
I got a couple hundred.

2737
01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:50,466
That's it.

2738
01:28:50,616 --> 01:28:51,576
After that, I'm cooked.

2739
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,286
I have a drink on the table.

2740
01:28:53,369 --> 01:28:55,413
That may be my last drink... for a while.

2741
01:28:56,247 --> 01:28:57,290
Oh, fuck me.

2742
01:28:58,499 --> 01:28:59,099
Fuck!

2743
01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:00,768
Fuck!

2744
01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:02,253
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

2745
01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:03,337
My battery is gonna die.

2746
01:29:03,379 --> 01:29:04,255
I'm gonna call you back, all right?

2747
01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:04,797
Hurry, man.

2748
01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:05,439
Please hurry.

2749
01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:53,346
♪ What the fuck just happened? ♪

2750
01:29:53,971 --> 01:29:56,432
♪ Did I just get shot in the head? ♪

2751
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:57,934
♪ Yep, I can't move. ♪

2752
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:00,269
♪ I guess I'm dead. ♪

2753
01:30:01,687 --> 01:30:03,481
♪ Who would want to kill me? ♪

2754
01:30:04,190 --> 01:30:05,733
♪ I'm such a nice guy. ♪

2755
01:30:05,983 --> 01:30:08,069
♪ Was it Tim because I
stole all of his money ♪

2756
01:30:08,194 --> 01:30:09,320
♪ and ruined his life? ♪

2757
01:30:10,905 --> 01:30:12,782
♪ Was it Angus who called in the hit? ♪

2758
01:30:13,116 --> 01:30:15,034
♪ Even though he was my best friend ♪

2759
01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,577
♪ he's a piece of shit. ♪

2760
01:30:18,871 --> 01:30:20,164
♪ Who would want to kill me? ♪

2761
01:30:20,456 --> 01:30:23,292
♪ Was it Evil Jeff's unholy ghost? ♪

2762
01:30:23,876 --> 01:30:25,128
♪ Who would want to kill me? ♪

2763
01:30:25,378 --> 01:30:28,506
♪ Was it Mrs. Monroe's granddaughter? ♪

2764
01:30:28,798 --> 01:30:30,883
♪ Was it that goat semen
pill, motherfucker? ♪

2765
01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:33,302
♪ Who could possibly want to kill me? ♪

2766
01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:36,472
♪ Was it my French
girlfriend I'm cheating on? ♪

2767
01:30:39,934 --> 01:30:43,646
♪ Who could possibly want
to kill a great person like me? ♪

2768
01:30:44,105 --> 01:30:46,899
♪ There's really a lot of people
who might want me dead. ♪

2769
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,443
♪ I'll see you in Hell. ♪

2770
01:30:49,527 --> 01:30:51,237
♪ Cause I'm dead. ♪

2771
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,739
♪ I guess I got what I deserved. ♪

2772
01:30:53,990 --> 01:30:55,158
♪ Fuck, I'm dead. ♪

2773
01:30:55,616 --> 01:30:56,909
♪ Fuck, I died. ♪

2774
01:30:59,579 --> 01:31:04,959
♪ Fuck, I died. ♪