1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:07,049 EIGHT POSTCARDS FROM UTOPIA 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:14,014 1. HISTORY OF THE ROMANIANS 5 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:16,100 Romanians are a paradox. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,020 Heirs of the Dacians, 7 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:22,064 but also descendants of Rome. 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,068 Join the game! 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,070 Look for the golden Pepsi cap. 10 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,030 See you in London! 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,124 DARE FOR MORE 12 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:01,061 All roads lead to... 13 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,147 Bucur LLC 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,069 THE MODERN LATIN FOR EVERYBODY 15 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,084 Athos, for men who feel like men! 16 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,130 In the Middle Ages, manuscripts were copied by hand. 17 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,091 A painstaking task. 18 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,136 But the fidelity of the copies was perfect, 19 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:39,141 only matched today by Konica photocopiers. 20 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,101 Great party, sire! 21 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,145 What else should we save room for? 22 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:48,108 For pastrami, frankfurter, Krakauer, 23 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:53,155 cabanossi, champignons, smoked fillet, ham that melts in your mouth, 24 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,115 decadent turkey roulade, 25 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:59,119 turkey bologna, turkey salami, even turkey ham! 26 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,164 Meat roll, smoked chicken, poultry paté, 27 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:07,127 ground meat, mutton and beef, and so much more! 28 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,170 What is this? 29 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:14,176 A hamburger! All brought by the mighty wizard Caroli! 30 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:18,138 Grandfather once told me we are heirs of Stephen the Great. 31 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:27,189 Later I came to Bucharest and sued the Romanian state to claim Moldova. 32 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,233 It must be worth billions. 33 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,234 Billions! 34 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,196 You want money? Play City Bingo! 35 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:43,163 Brother, are we alone? 36 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,166 And my brave soldiers? 37 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,169 They don't want to get covered in mud. 38 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,255 They said the stains won't come out. 39 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:57,177 Let me see your might now! 40 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,222 Clean the tablecloth! 41 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:12,234 You get the girl, I get Dero Activ! 42 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,240 Hello! 43 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,243 - Grandpa! - So good to see you! 44 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,205 I've missed our unique food! 45 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,292 His passion for good food led Josef Theil, 90 years ago, 46 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,253 to open a cold cuts factory in Sibiu. 47 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:36,258 Using the best meat, refined spices and a traditional preservation method, 48 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:40,220 Meister Theil invented a famous paté recipe. 49 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,272 CARAMEL FLAVOUR 50 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,232 MOCHA 51 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,277 Kinana! 52 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,280 Get up, Nilă! 53 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,240 Why are you hitting me? 54 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,333 Uncle, let me join the Party. 55 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,294 - Will you honour the Party? - Yes! 56 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,254 You're in! 57 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,346 - For the Imperial Party! - Long live imperialism! 58 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,351 Imperial Vodka. For imperialism! 59 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,312 FEBRUARY 1987, 5 AM 60 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,276 MEAT 61 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,320 The lorry is coming! 62 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,365 - Don't cut in front! - I didn't! 63 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,332 At least we're healthy. 64 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,293 Ceaușescu! Ceaușescu! 65 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,379 Considering the-- 66 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:04,304 First, you earned your right to speak freely. 67 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,390 Now you speak for free! 68 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,392 Hello! Comrades! 69 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,394 Comrades! 70 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,356 - Pepsi comes in one liter! - Arbiter? 71 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,357 One liter! 72 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,402 The deposit bottle, you get money for it! 73 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,321 With the quality screw cap! 74 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,325 - Pepsi comes in One liter! - Commie beater? 75 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,336 It's like the movies! 76 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,422 The cooking? Just like dear old Mother's! 77 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,384 Everything you dreamed of: a normal, elegant place. 78 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:46,388 Of course, Simfonia Restaurant, in the Victoria Casino! 79 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,348 Come join me now! 80 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,409 As a new world is born, this place is reborn! 81 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:13,373 We interrupt this programme for breaking news. 82 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,459 Shrimp chips are back in Romania! 83 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,420 This could have been a pawnshop. 84 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,423 Or a wholesale warehouse. 85 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,386 Or a gambling parlour. 86 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,431 But I chose Fresco. 87 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:33,393 The foodstuff investment that always pays off! 88 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,437 Fresco. My partner! 89 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,408 Universul Newspaper. Read before it goes bankrupt! 90 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,412 Nowadays, your economies seem to fly in the wind. 91 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,413 BANC POST S.A. 92 00:06:54,456 --> 00:07:00,420 In Romania, a burglary takes place every 20 minutes. 93 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,478 For an unsafe world, Asirom Insurance. 94 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,438 So that you can buy a loaf of bread! 95 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,482 No, two! Three! 96 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,529 THE NEW PHONE NUMBER FORMAT 97 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,491 SHERIFF'S 98 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,543 In our new issue: A revolutionary's last words. 99 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,461 The truth about the miners' riots. 100 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,506 The daily life of the last heirs of Count Dracula. 101 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,508 Full guide for immigrating to Germany. 102 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:51,471 Captivating subjects for our captivating lives! 103 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,515 In a hostile world, you need an ally. 104 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,476 Tinerama, your friend! Maybe the only one. 105 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,573 NO PEPSI, NO WORK, NO WORK, NO PEPSI! 106 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,578 These small devices allow you to receive messages at any hour, 107 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:17,497 in and near Bucharest! 108 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,500 The Motorola pagers sold by Elicom LLC 109 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,544 will always make you stand out! 110 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:37,517 With Tarom, all our national team's roads lead to the World Cup! 111 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:42,564 Fantastic prizes! Everyone wins with Colgate-Palmolive! 112 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,608 - Do you want this Bosch washing machine? - Yes! 113 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,568 It's only 3rd prize! 114 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,529 - This Bosch fridge-freezer? - Yes! 115 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,572 Only 2nd prize! 116 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,616 - You want this car? - Yes! 117 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,535 This is the Grand Prize! 118 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:59,539 Colgate-Palmolive offers Samsung colour TVs 119 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,625 to any store selling its products! 120 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,628 - You want these prizes? - Yes! 121 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,631 Try bringing a canary into your kitchen. 122 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:12,552 If it's agitated, your old gas cylinder is not safe. 123 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,639 Don't risk it! Use the new Shell Gas cylinders! 124 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,643 Use only the taxis from Perrozzi Valentino. 125 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,648 Civilised transport triumphs through Perrozzi Valentino! 126 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,612 For every ride outside Bucharest, we waive the return fare. 127 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:35,617 29th of August, 1994: Disco "Why Not?" celebrates its grand opening. 128 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,623 You are welcome on 11 Turturele St. 129 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,671 The newest light and sound systems, free parking, three bars... 130 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,633 Prisma: faster, cheaper, convenient shopping! 131 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,594 At European standards! 132 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,680 Buy now from Prisma! 133 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,600 20 kilometers from the centre of Bucharest! 134 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,605 Bancorex knows your time is money. 135 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,649 Use our MultiCash service. 136 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,613 Save tedious trips, make your schedule less busy. 137 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,617 Misunderstood democracy! 138 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,662 They gain your trust, then they're gone! 139 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:24,708 Less talk about privatisation, more talk about reforms! 140 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,629 Me, I think we should wait and see. My two cents! 141 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,717 Libertatea. Reporting to the point! Now country-wide. 142 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,720 This newspaper, Ziua, 143 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,681 and its shameless manager, 144 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,685 who acts like a mercenary, 145 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,647 former paid informer for the Secret Police, 146 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,733 has the cheek to call me... 147 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,695 He writes of my relationship with Gorbachev. 148 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,738 Yes. 149 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,700 What belongs to all belongs to no one. 150 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,663 August 1st is the start of the great privatisation race. 151 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,748 You must win it too! 152 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,667 The Mass Privatisation Programme. 153 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:11,713 Get your individual coupon. It is your right. 154 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,674 You, too, can be a business owner. 155 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,677 1st of August 1995. 156 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,764 The biggest privatisation programme in Romanian history. 157 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,724 Get your coupon! 158 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,727 - Hello, love. - I was thinking of you! 159 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,731 The holidays are coming. Guess what I got you! 160 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,691 - A perfume. - Not exactly. 161 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,693 - A watch? - Oh, no! 162 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,695 - Jewellery! - No. 163 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,739 I got you 3,000 GEPA shares! 164 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,702 - That's 3 million lei! - It's a lasting gift! 165 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,787 The prettiest gift! 166 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,749 Gift your loved ones GEPA shares! 167 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,794 A gift, a little better. 168 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,715 You thought of Intercontinental and Lido hotels like they were yours. 169 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:59,719 Because, in these changing times, they are always there. 170 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,805 Solid buildings, solid business, solid profit. 171 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,725 Invest now in Intercontinental shares 172 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,728 and the Intercontinental and the Lido will be yours! 173 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:14,734 The National Investment Fund protects and multiplies your investment. 174 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,777 Here is why. 175 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,782 Over 300 million syringes are sold yearly for 300 lei each. 176 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,785 Gelsor offers you shares in Sanevit, 177 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,788 Romania's only single-use syringe factory. 178 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,792 The 30th of September is a few days away. 179 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,794 Hurry and get your coupon! 180 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,797 We don't promise a better world, we create it. 181 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:41,803 Mondragon has provided farmers with much-needed equipment. 182 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:46,766 I am Enrico Ferrero, general manager of New Holland Romania. 183 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:52,772 I am here to give you crucial information for agriculture. 184 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:56,818 New Holland, the world's greatest producer of farming equipment, 185 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:02,782 intends to further develop its presence in Romania. 186 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,785 We will join IndAgra, 187 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,788 Bucharest's first international farming equipment fair. 188 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:12,792 At Euro '96, I'll be on the field! 189 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,795 Buy Pepsi and you can join me! 190 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,881 Speed and comfort. 191 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,843 Speed and diversified services. 192 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,889 Speed and elegance. 193 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,852 Speed and affordable prices. 194 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,896 Only with our trains. 195 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,816 So you think you're so smart! 196 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,862 A newspaper for Bucharestians only. Now with a supplement! 197 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,823 - Have you got a Bucharest ID? - Uh... 198 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,824 Read Libertatea! 199 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,872 Birta LLC. 200 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,917 For us, the future started yesterday! 201 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,887 EVERY YEAR... 202 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,893 1,000,000 PEOPLE WILL COME... 203 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,896 WHERE THE LEGEND LIVES. 204 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:18,900 Invest in our most daring tourism project, Dracula Park! 205 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,862 THE TIME IS COMING... TO INVEST! 1 SHARE = 1,000 LEI 206 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,905 WELCOME FOREVER 207 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,865 DRACULA PARK 208 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,868 Collecting old laptops! 209 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,871 Collecting old CRT TVs! 210 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,917 Mouse, hands off that recycle bin! Now we're upgraded! 211 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,878 - Will you take a 486? - Sure, chief. 212 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,881 TFT, get the gentleman's computer! 213 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,883 Giddy-up, Floppy! 214 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,886 Collecting old dot matrix printers! 215 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,972 Collecting old CRT monitors! 216 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,933 IT'S EASY TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER 217 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,894 A dime, chief? 218 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,980 I have five little brothers! 219 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,899 You think I'm lying? 220 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,902 Look here. 221 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,948 Six brothers in all. Zoom in for yourself. 222 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,911 Now anyone can buy from Altex! 223 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,997 Because Altex has super-sales! 224 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,001 Itching for some? 225 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,921 You'll get burned! 226 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,008 Bribe gets you in prison. Choose to denounce it! 227 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,010 Can I have the milk? 228 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,938 Maybe we'll never be Germans. 229 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,025 But if I don't start acting civilised, who will? 230 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,032 Because Romania will grow through decency and responsibility. 231 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,006 I'm moving into a four room flat and starting my own web store. 232 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,049 I mean business! 233 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,011 Everything is possible in 2008. 234 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,973 - And the crisis they talk about on TV? - Bah, on TV! 235 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,975 The crisis can't touch me! 236 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,020 Hey, mate! Let's have a beer! 237 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,023 Should I put this on your tab? 238 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,026 Good stuff stays good through the bad times! 239 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,005 NETWORK BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM NOWHERE: S.O.S. 240 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,011 WHO ARE YOU? 241 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,055 WHERE ARE YOU? 242 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:14,117 2. MONEY TALKS 243 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:18,037 We all strive to multiply your money. 244 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,080 Again. 245 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,042 We all strive to multiply your money. 246 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045 More smiling and more determined. 247 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,049 We all strive to multiply your money! 248 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:36,055 - We all strive to multiply your money! - Quiet! Start again. 249 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,059 We all strive to multiply your money! 250 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,061 A bit flat. 251 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,067 His face is shiny. 252 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,069 OK. 253 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,114 It's better, we're getting there. 254 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,077 We all strive to multiply your money! 255 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,083 I can't smile while I talk. 256 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,085 - Alright. - I just can't. 257 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,090 We all strive to multiply your money. 258 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,136 We all strive to multiply your money! 259 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,096 Where does the accent go? 260 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:21,100 We all strive to multiply your money! 261 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,104 Accent on "we all". 262 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,148 - Alright? - Yes, "we all". 263 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,113 We all strive to multiply your money. 264 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,118 A bit of accent on "your" too, don't let it fall flat. 265 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,161 OK. 266 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,123 We all strive to multiply your money. 267 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,170 We all strive to multiply your money. 268 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,131 To multiply "your" money! 269 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,216 I see. 270 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,220 - To stress that it's their money. - Got it. 271 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,139 So accent that. Attention! 272 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,185 We all strive to multiply your money! 273 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,146 Perfect. Once again, smiling. 274 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:11,192 We all strive to multiply your money. 275 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,155 More accent on "your", like before. 276 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,201 We all strive to multiply your money! 277 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:25,164 But smile a bit more, you got tense again. 278 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:29,168 - Just relax. - I'm not tense, I'm a serious man. 279 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,213 We-- 280 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,175 Quiet! Look into the camera. 281 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,179 We all strive to multiply your money. 282 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,222 Again. 283 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,225 We all strive to multiply your money. 284 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,186 - Cut. Is that good? - Yes. 285 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,231 Alright, we're done. 286 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,282 This winter, Omniasig gets snowed under... 287 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,201 500 million lei! 288 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,246 Three million or the great prize: 289 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,290 A sack filled with 200 million lei! 290 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,250 Even more money! 291 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,212 Come to BRD Bank! 292 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,299 WHO WANTS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE? 293 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,302 Play now on your mobile phone! 294 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,225 GET READY TO BE RICH! 295 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,270 WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE? 296 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,274 - Thank you. - And Mr Ioan Câmpean from Cluj! 297 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,317 Thank you. 298 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:41,240 Now that you are the happy owners of 12.5 million each, 299 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,283 how will you use it? 300 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:46,245 I will deposit it back into the Romanian Investment Fund. 301 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,294 Dacia Felix Bank thanks its partners. 302 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,254 Thank you, Domenia Credit! 303 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,298 I got the loan in one week! 304 00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:01,260 Send the caps and the answer to this address! 305 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,263 You can win one of the five gold bars! 306 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,310 We help protect your savings from inflation. 307 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,272 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 308 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,317 HAPPY NEW MONEY! 309 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:26,327 3. THE TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION 310 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:34,293 ELECTRONICA STORES AT OBOR METRO STATION 311 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,338 Tests done at the Swiss Société Générale de Surveillance 312 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:41,342 using not one, but 27 types of common stains, 313 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,385 have proven... 314 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,345 ...it's nothing serious. 315 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:52,311 Just the special technology used in our meat plant. 316 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,378 Frucade! 317 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,390 BioTropic. Goes down in one gulp! 318 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,441 Dulcolax is an effective laxative 319 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,444 which follows your body's traffic signs 320 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,364 to reach the colon, where it acts safely and delicately. 321 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,408 Headaches! 322 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,451 Joint aches! 323 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,369 Toothaches! 324 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,372 "What is the cause?" doctors wonder. 325 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:57,376 The intelligent ZPT particles remove 100% of dandruff, 326 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,421 and help prevent it for a beautiful-- 327 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,465 ...helps breathing without drying the-- 328 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,386 ...in-depth cleaning and whitening without damaging textiles-- 329 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,430 ...quick and lasting pain relief. 330 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,390 ...replenishes magnesium-- 331 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,392 ...cuts close to the root-- 332 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,395 ...penetrates textiles for deep cleaning. 333 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,440 ...helps the liver regenerate so you can enjoy-- 334 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,487 ...creates an anti-dandruff layer which other shampoos will remove. 335 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,448 You can't afford to lose hair! 336 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:31,410 Dandruff is a symptom of problems causing hair loss. 337 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,414 Made especially for men, the new Head Shoulders Hair Endurance 338 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:39,418 removes up to 100% of dandruff and helps you keep your hair! 339 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:43,464 It's not a product, it's a technological revolution for your hair! 340 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:49,470 Meet the Cooltronic 2010! The automatic hair-washing machine! 341 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,474 As you see, it's super-chic, with a friendly interface. 342 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:58,479 One button press and you're in a vortex of pleasure! 343 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,481 We're flying to Venus and you want an apple? 344 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,524 Yes. 345 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,443 We're on! 346 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:09,490 Truth is, I used to eat tasty apples! 347 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,495 Cardinali are so tasty 348 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:18,499 you want them any time, anywhere! 349 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:28,509 4. MAGICAL MIRAGE 350 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:39,478 Audio-video equipment, home appliances, cassettes, clocks, 351 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:46,527 satellite dishes, private construction both in Romania and abroad, 352 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:50,573 export and intermediation for foodstuffs. 353 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,576 Adagrirom. 354 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:06,547 Royal. For perfect detail! 355 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,604 The perfection of colour, the magic of sound, 356 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523 the elegance of the lines. 357 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,578 A MIRACLE IN DETERGENT LAND 358 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:52,551 Behold the immaculate white! 359 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:53,594 What could this be? 360 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,599 Should I press it? Let's try together. 361 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,605 The effect of Blitz Detergent! 362 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,566 MADE BY THE FRENCH METHOD 363 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:18,619 You want your creations to rival the great fashion labels? 364 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:25,584 Bobac Bacău offers textiles made of wool and wool imitations. 365 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:44,603 Biborțeni mineral water! You will feel born again! 366 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,605 Amigo Especial. 367 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,648 Supernatural! 368 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,614 Gerovital Plant. 369 00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:58,659 The golden charm that conquered the world. 370 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:03,622 Gerovital Plant. For eternal youth! 371 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:07,668 Unique. 372 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,670 Perfect. 373 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,701 Cleaning products by Perind! 374 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,709 Pambac, the tastiest! 375 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:02,681 Al Ghazal. Fresh, delicious American peanuts. 376 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:17,738 ...and other products! More details in the press! 377 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,750 FEELING WEAK? 378 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,795 Tune in to Coca Cola, the frequency of friendship! 379 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:36,757 Win 100,000 pagers, subscription-free! 380 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,717 For a limited time only! 381 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,807 Hoppy candy! 382 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:52,773 Cardinali are so tasty you want them any-- 383 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:13,794 Your little angels deserve the best! 384 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,797 Where there is a great feast, 385 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,759 there is a mountain of greasy dishes! 386 00:29:20,843 --> 00:29:22,803 But the new Axion Solid 387 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,765 removes grease as if by miracle! 388 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:29,810 With Axion Solid, you get more for your time. 389 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,816 With its reserve, you get more for your money! 390 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:39,778 You feel relaxed 391 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,780 Winter has come again 392 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,824 It's so big! 393 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,784 Look, honey! 394 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:56,795 ROMANIAN INSURANCE 395 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,827 Sarah. I melt for it! 396 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:49,848 5. THE AGES OF MAN 397 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,950 I'm so happy to be a new mother! 398 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:12,913 But when I was pregnant, doing the laundry was so difficult. 399 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:16,917 Tide makes both me and my family happy! 400 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:17,960 When you are 11 months old 401 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,921 you grow with almost 1/2 mm per day. 402 00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:23,966 Every morning you air the room for the health of the little one. 403 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,886 But his skin needs air too, in order to be healthy. 404 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,931 Now, his bottocks are fresh at all times. 405 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,892 When I grow up I'll be a footballer. 406 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,894 I want to be Schumacher! 407 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,938 Your child relies on you. 408 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,898 Be with him always! 409 00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:56,915 Victoria LLC offers wafers, cookies, instant mix powders. 410 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:59,960 His older sister chose his decorations. 411 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,966 His mother chose his haircut. 412 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,927 Mum packed an extra. 413 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,971 - I want the one with ham. - Me too. 414 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:15,934 I like it! 415 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,978 She's nice! Pity she's not a boy. 416 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,984 Aren't you old enough to choose for yourself? 417 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,028 Candy by Silvana! 418 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,951 Soft drinks by Skip 419 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,953 All natural flavours 420 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,038 Soft drinks by Skip 421 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:41,043 Woodpeckers or ringed pigeons are birds we call sedentary. 422 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:45,005 Making noise in my class? Out! 423 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,009 The rest of you, surprise test! 424 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,052 It's healthy, 425 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:54,014 improves eyesight, muscle strength and immunity. 426 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:57,017 Take out your food for inspection! 427 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,019 What's with all these chemicals? 428 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:03,023 To make it in this country, you need first muscle, then brains! 429 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,027 Eat dairy! Calcium helps you grow. 430 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,028 Like him! 431 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,989 So this cave is like a tooth cavity? 432 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,032 In a way. 433 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:17,037 Water kept eroding the stone, just as cavities harm teeth. 434 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,039 That will happen to my teeth? 435 00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:22,042 - Unless you brush with Colgate! - After each meal! 436 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:25,003 I do brush with Colgate. It tastes delightful! 437 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,047 The kids wanted to feed the pigs. 438 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:32,010 But at the end, you could hardly tell them apart! 439 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,013 Look at yourselves! I have to do laundry again! 440 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,058 And detergents are so expensive! Now what? 441 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:41,061 But, Mum, there's the new Aris Plus! 442 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,065 Cheaper than other detergents, but much more effective! 443 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,111 You wanted to play football, but you wore glasses. 444 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:59,037 Highschool basketball? You were too short. 445 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,048 Delicious Novatini chocolates. 446 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,050 The things you'd do for them! 447 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,136 Why am I so sad? 448 00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,097 Because you don't have any friends! 449 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:20,100 But where could I find friends? 450 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,169 And the winner is... 451 00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:51,089 Santa Claus from the North Pole! 452 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:54,134 This coupon is not valid, we will redraw. 453 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:57,095 Easy, you'll ruin your teeth! 454 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,143 Go! Big fun! Undress! 455 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,103 More! More! 456 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,109 A little closer to the doctor, please. 457 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,154 Come closer. 458 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,199 HAPPY WITH YOUR NEW CAMERA? 459 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119 I know you can do it! One more! 460 00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:23,205 Bravo, you made it! 461 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,125 I know you can! Live your dream! 462 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,127 Choose a military career! 463 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,130 A campaign by the Ministry of Defense. 464 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,144 Happy in your new bathroom? 465 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:08,208 You used to hate it as a kid, but now you love it! 466 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,170 If you use a Gillette, of course. 467 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,215 Hey there! Recognise me? 468 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:18,218 I'm you, 18 years later! 469 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,222 Got you this, straight from the future! 470 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:31,273 You know why you come back to Cora! 471 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,239 Cookies, anyone? 472 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,199 Alright. 473 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:44,202 Best reason to move out! 474 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,208 Whisper, the best a man can get 475 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,209 Gillette 476 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:55,255 Give him a great start of the year 477 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,216 For 2013. 478 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,301 We've been queuing for hours! 479 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,262 Tell me about it! So, do you... 480 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,266 Făureanu Constantin, take this woman... 481 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:10,228 This Saturday, Domo pays your VAT! 482 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,230 And now, the gifts! 483 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,234 From the groom's parents, a fridge and an AC unit! 484 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:23,241 From the bride's parents, a washing machine! Convertible! 485 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,327 - Plus a mobile phone! - Plus an immobile phone! 486 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,287 Our daughter isn't a stray dog! 487 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:29,289 The constant problem. 488 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:31,291 My shoes lose their shine. 489 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,295 Many solutions, no results. 490 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:39,299 I needed a revelation and I found it, Baran! 491 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,347 I'll take care of everything. You can go home. 492 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,349 FRIDAY, 13:55 493 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:56,274 You really took care of everything? 494 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,317 With skill! 495 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,331 You can't keep it for yourself! 496 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,336 - Let me hear your requests. - What? 497 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,297 - Tell me your wishes. - A computer! 498 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:23,301 Of course, sir. Fill in the application form. 499 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,376 YOU LIKE GAMING? 500 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,380 - Are those from the Red Socks Factory? - No, Selgros. 501 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,384 You go to Selgros just for red socks? 502 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:07,387 No, for their great meat. These were extra. 503 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,431 What are you doing? 504 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:12,392 And the Hong Kong delivery? Has the bank written? 505 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,352 Hello, customs? 506 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:15,437 Hello, sir. Did you get the papers? 507 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,398 - Cargo delivered. - Documents signed. 508 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,399 Money's been transferred. 509 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,371 Antistress with multivitamins and trace elements. 510 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,415 For the strength to stay calm! 511 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,459 When you least expect it... 512 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,380 it can all come crashing down. 513 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,426 We have a tradition in beer drinking. 514 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:50,430 I learned it from my Grandpapa and my Papa. 515 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,390 I follow the tradition! 516 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,394 Let's ride that! 517 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,403 I'm an airplane pilot! 518 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,450 - This is awesome! - I'm sick. 519 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,411 To each their luck. 520 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:17,457 And if you've got no luck... It's on me today! 521 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:23,421 Noroc! Cheers. The best popular beer. 522 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,427 We Romanians are always hospitable. 523 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,472 We love a full house and a full table. 524 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,433 If we have the means. 525 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,519 Every man is the maker of his fortune! 526 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,437 Lunch is here! 527 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,484 Who will know? The cellar's full of whisky and champagne. 528 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,532 Look here! 529 00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:55,453 "Cereal-based heater for the soul!" 530 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,539 Hurry up, I'm colder than a polar bear! 531 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,500 Polar. Bloody cold! 532 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:08,508 Basic tasks feel exhausting? 533 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,510 Is your liver acting up? 534 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,474 I slaved for years to buy my parents a house 535 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,560 and never thought of myself. Is it normal? 536 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,478 It's excellent! 537 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,482 You are more mature. Our private pension funds may help. 538 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,527 Utilities, phone bill, the bank... 539 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:28,528 Everyone wants our money! 540 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,495 Dad, can I borrow the car? 541 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,498 - Don't scratch it. - Of course not! 542 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:43,543 Take care of it! One day it will be yours. 543 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:47,547 - Dad. It's about the car. - What? 544 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:57,599 Tripe soup stains? We never eat that! 545 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,559 I hate it! 546 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,603 Dad hated tripe soup! 547 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,564 Granddad hated tripe soup! 548 00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:08,526 How could we ever get tripe soup stains? 549 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,574 The neighbours carried in a brand new Phillips TV. 550 00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:19,579 I've been listening for a week to learn where they got the money! 551 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,575 Mum! 552 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,618 Your house is smoking! 553 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:00,578 Grandpa's tricks again! 554 00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:03,581 Meat rolls are ready! 555 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,626 Smelling good costs money! 556 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:10,630 This is cheap and leaves laundry clean and perfumed! 557 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:13,633 Happy birthday to you 558 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,640 Play us a grief one, its days are numbered! 559 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:30,608 Autumn is here. Wait, it's here? 560 00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,611 I have to keep my old heart warm. 561 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,614 With Saga tea. 562 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,618 Flavoured teas by Saga. 563 00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:43,621 Flavoured teas by Saga. 564 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:47,667 Remember: Saga! With an S, like "tea". 565 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,669 Also good cold. 566 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,629 Get me another one! 567 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,633 He's had tea! 568 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,636 I'm too old already! 569 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,681 Wow, gorgeous! 570 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:22,660 Swedish bitter, the elixir of youth. 571 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,704 A tonic made of 32 plants. 572 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:29,709 Exclusive distributor for Romania: Transilvania General Import-Export. 573 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,728 Aspacardin. Take any shock with a calm heart! 574 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:52,774 Each second, one of us suffers a heart attack. 575 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:54,734 It could be you! 576 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:56,778 What is this? 577 00:44:57,779 --> 00:44:58,780 A butterfly. 578 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,701 What is this? 579 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,704 I told you, it's a butterfly! 580 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,753 - What is this? - Stop it! It's a butterfly! 581 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,797 And now we wake up! 582 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,806 I don't think I can take hundreds of kilometers more. 583 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,725 Hello. 584 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:28,810 Is Mr Georgescu home? 585 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,770 His application for a phone was approved. 586 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,774 Hear that, Ionel? They came to install your phone. 587 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:47,745 6. FOUND POETRY 588 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:48,746 Sometimes I'm happy. 589 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:51,749 Other times I'm sad. 590 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:54,836 ...but guests will be guests and stains will be stains! 591 00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:56,796 To defeat all obstacles, 592 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,842 you have to be in top shape, physically and mentally! 593 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,761 Optima. The ideal machine! 594 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,763 It kills, fights, destroys 595 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:08,766 flies, moths, wasps, ants, fleas, cockroaches! 596 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,811 Defensive. 597 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:13,855 Aggressive. 598 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:15,815 Adhesive! 599 00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,817 The same low price. 600 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,820 - Better washing. - Really? 601 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,780 And amazing freshness! 602 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,824 Health, vitality, perfect balance! 603 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:27,785 - Something delicious? - And fresh. 604 00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:29,787 And special. 605 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:30,830 Modern, 606 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:31,873 practical, 607 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,833 super-finished! 608 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,794 ...and a sprightly dance! 609 00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:41,841 118-932, save it now! 610 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,802 I'm talking to you! You never listen! 611 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,805 What lies beyond words? 612 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:50,808 Beyond words... 613 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,810 are, first of all... 614 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:53,895 people. 615 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,856 Hello? 616 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,905 Communication is perfect 617 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,909 No wonder it's the talk of the town. 618 00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:11,871 Never solitary, always solidary! 619 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,874 Practical, elegant furniture, 620 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,878 to accompany you in your imaginary travels. 621 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:21,881 Rio, wherever you live 622 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:24,884 Rio, ask and you shall receive 623 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:27,845 - I would offer you a cruise to-- - No! 624 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,847 I prefer Mercur Stores. 625 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,934 You want a quiet place, without a crowded beach? 626 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:36,854 You love the sun, or maybe shady spots? 627 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,900 You like clear waters and boat rides? 628 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,903 You want to rest at noon or at night? 629 00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:47,907 You want exceptional service throughout the day? 630 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:51,869 Find it all just a few kilometers from Bucharest, 631 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,913 in Căldărușani, where we at Trident 632 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:57,917 think nothing is too expensive for our guests' comfort! 633 00:47:58,918 --> 00:47:59,961 Call 37... 634 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,883 Only the skies are higher 635 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:08,970 Ever higher 636 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,890 Higher than us 637 00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:15,977 Beyond words there is the technology. 638 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:20,898 We sell harvesters on credit through BCR and Bankcoop 639 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,943 based on Government Decision 352/1995, 640 00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,987 subsidising 75% of the interest rate, 641 00:48:25,987 --> 00:48:29,907 to natural and legal entities in agricultural production, 642 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,952 including lessees through Law 83/1993. 643 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:35,955 In case of side effects, ask your doctor or pharmacist. 644 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,959 Beyond words there are feelings. 645 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,922 I'm the June kitten of Penthouse. 646 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:49,927 Want to hear erotic stories from me and the other kittens? 647 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,972 Think she'll get it? 648 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:54,974 Me, I think she will! 649 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:58,936 Call 0238... 650 00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,944 Cristim, with plenty of meat! 651 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:10,031 Are you a tits expert? Win millions! 652 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,992 Call now and identify the tits. 653 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:15,953 Yes, my dears, it's me, Mircea Albulescu. 654 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,997 I advise you to do like I do. 655 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:20,041 I am Stela Popescu, but you know that. 656 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:24,003 I am Mariana Brăescu, but my readers call me Mrs CasaLux. 657 00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,047 How much, madam? That's highway robbery! 658 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:30,968 Our company awards the yearly Ms CasaLux Trophy 659 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,971 to Romania's most beautiful homes and gardens. 660 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,015 CasaLux Trophy! Washed your hair today? 661 00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:38,017 Impeccable, unbeatable! 662 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,019 Tuborg Golden Summer is here! 663 00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,981 An experience as intense as life in Romania! 664 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,984 That's life, that's the trick: Steal and get rich quick! 665 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,069 This is Russian vodka. 666 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:51,072 You are wrong! It's Dakk. 667 00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:52,990 Romanian vodka! 668 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:57,036 Drink it just once and you will fall in love with it. 669 00:49:57,078 --> 00:49:59,997 The taste of perfection, the perfection of taste! 670 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,041 THE TASTE OF THE TASTY TASTE 671 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:06,003 What do you do when hungry? You just eat! 672 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,006 The soup is exquisite! 673 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:12,093 I assure you, dear, it's the pasta that makes it delicious! 674 00:50:12,093 --> 00:50:15,096 Premium pasta, made in Craiova! 675 00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:18,057 Danke turns you into a German. 676 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:23,062 Since zee great German bakeries, none haz made bread like diz! 677 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,065 Everywone who'z tazted it knowz! 678 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:30,027 The only Japanese within your reach. 679 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:33,114 Royal Loyalty! Pleasure with no limits. 680 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:37,076 What do you do when sleepy? You just sleep! 681 00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,119 Elba. 682 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,122 The light that surrounds you. 683 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:47,044 Zass. The pleasure of watching! 684 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:50,089 I am Simona and I'm burning with passion! 685 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,091 Where are you, stallions? 686 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,135 That's an oil dip! 687 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,053 Oil dip! 688 00:50:56,137 --> 00:50:58,055 It's a pleasure to touch! 689 00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:01,058 I am myself and I like to win. 690 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,060 My hair gives me confidence! 691 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,104 I look tough 'cause of my eyebrows 692 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,148 If I frown, bros run in fear 693 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,067 Smells like you spent a lot! 694 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,112 You want a solid business? You don't know what to invest in? 695 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:16,115 You want safety for your old age but also for your children? 696 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,075 You want your shares to have value? 697 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:21,120 You want a good income? You want to safeguard your future? 698 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,166 CARE 699 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:29,128 Bilal, a normal soap. 700 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:36,135 SPARK PLUGS FOR DIESEL ENGINES SINTERED PARTS FOR CLUTCHES AND BRAKES 701 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:39,138 Let's see if it passes the housewives' test! 702 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,139 - Did it pass? - Yes. 703 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:46,103 It passed the test! 704 00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:56,113 I'm so happy to celebrate with you the Holy Easter! 705 00:51:56,155 --> 00:52:02,119 Text the word "fantasy" to 1619. 706 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,162 Cool! 707 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:13,172 7. THE ANATOMY OF CONSUMPTION 708 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:08,227 PRICE COMPARISONS DRIVING YOU MAD? 709 00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:25,262 This smells so good! 710 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,313 IT SMELLS LOVELY 711 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,284 IT HAS ATMOSPHERE 712 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,336 Such rich taste! 713 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:09,306 OK, I know, I shouldn't talk with a full mouth 714 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,351 But I'm not dropping Naty for a discussion with you! 715 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,338 It's very good! 716 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:43,382 So good! 717 00:56:11,452 --> 00:56:15,372 WHICH DEEPLY CLEANS THE SKIN 718 00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:18,459 AND SPECIAL NOURISHING PROPERTIES 719 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,461 A tiny sip, to be polite. 720 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,421 Everyone in the village does it! 721 00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,412 A GOOD REASON TO GET RID OF OLD THINGS 722 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:09,510 8. MASCULINE FEMININE 723 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,524 I like natural things. 724 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,542 So sweet! 725 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:25,544 So full of chocolate! 726 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:28,547 What is the feminine secret? 727 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,551 Some have excellent coverage, 728 00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:35,554 some are easy to apply, 729 00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:39,516 others pass the test of time. 730 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:43,562 But only one is above them all. 731 00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:47,524 Romania's most manly men. 732 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,611 Inline-four engine, needs a new spark plug. 733 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:54,531 Hi, Roberta. 734 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:58,535 You were right, these pantyhose fit me well! 735 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:06,627 Unita insurance! 736 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:11,590 You want to prove you're a real football supporter? 737 00:59:11,632 --> 00:59:14,551 Shave with Gillette every morning! 738 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,637 They are delicate and stylish. 739 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:21,558 They have a seductive perfume and are easy to get. 740 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:24,603 If you miss the pleasures of summer, 741 00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,563 Ciuc gives you-- 742 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:35,572 I'd like them blonde, pretty, over 1 meter 70, under 25. 743 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,615 Preferably students. 744 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,635 If you're feeling too shy 745 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:59,638 If you don't dare tell her what you want 746 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:04,601 Reach out, get a taste, it will be OK! 747 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,687 - We only spoke on the phone. - Never face to face? 748 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:08,689 No, but she'll be here any minute! 749 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:12,609 - How will she recognise you? - No worries! 750 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,662 But lo and behold, this time, 751 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,664 Cinderella didn't lose her shoe. 752 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:29,710 Because she was wearing CaraSoho! 753 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,635 Blonde... 754 01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:40,721 or dark? 755 01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:43,724 Both of them! 756 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,642 Arbema beer! 757 01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:48,687 - Is yours getting hard yet? - No! 758 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,690 45 MINUTES LATER... 759 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,652 - Still not hard? - Just starting to. 760 01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:00,657 When a beautiful woman gets a flat on the freeway, 761 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:04,661 she becomes nervous, very nervous! 762 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:08,707 When she gets out, looks at the engine, 763 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,710 and realises she's clueless, 764 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,755 only then should you approach. 765 01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:19,718 - Am I on camera, Officer? - I just want an autograph. 766 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:22,763 Nice specimen! 767 01:01:29,728 --> 01:01:31,688 I have an important question. 768 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:34,691 Does your food supplement contain lactoferrin? 769 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:40,739 Our Merci buzzer reminds you daily of what you need to do! 770 01:01:48,789 --> 01:01:53,752 A good friend: the peanuts of exceptional quality 771 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,713 from German corporation Felix. 772 01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,800 GOES DOWN SO WELL! 773 01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:05,722 Too loose here, too loose there. What's happening? 774 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:11,728 Some caresses awaken memories that take you to a new world. 775 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,815 A world of fantasies and absolute pleasure. 776 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,736 Make your fantasies come true at a regular-charge number. 777 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:20,821 No extra fee! 778 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,740 Yes! Yes! 779 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:35,752 Extra Arabica. The start of every day! 780 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,755 You look great today! Why? 781 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,800 My beauty, want to dance? 782 01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:56,773 Dero. My only helper! 783 01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,790 A unique product in Romania! 784 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,792 American sponge, saturated with soap. 785 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,836 Protects your hands as well as the dishes. 786 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:19,838 From now on, Rocky 8! 787 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,841 For putting the toilet seat back down, 788 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,843 for compulsory military service, 789 01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,887 and because women drive on public roads! 790 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,891 Because we shouldn't swear, 791 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,894 because even if you f*** or not, the cock grows tired, 792 01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:38,857 because we have to get them a ring, 793 01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:42,819 because they show figure skating on TV! 794 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,822 Brothers, for all these reasons 795 01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:50,869 and because of the 14th of February and the 1st and 8th of March, 796 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:54,873 we deserve a World Men's Day! 797 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:57,876 We have a right to be free on our day! 798 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:03,840 We love each other, so shouldn't we share everything? 799 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:06,843 His passions are my passions. 800 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:12,891 As for his successes... 801 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,900 - Has that slag made the coffee? - Yes. 802 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,861 - She didn't forget the sugar? - No. 803 01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:28,907 - What, are you nervous? - No, are you? 804 01:04:28,949 --> 01:04:30,909 The banana is for Mum. 805 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,871 Mum's going to take a shower. Eat up! 806 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:06,945 I'll see you online! 807 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:08,947 Hello! 808 01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:10,907 The girls from last night say hi! 809 01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,909 You never called back! 810 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:15,954 Who is she, Vasile? 811 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,998 My love! 812 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,960 We won at SuperBingo, pack the bags! 813 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,963 Super! So, the seaside or the mountains? 814 01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:27,924 Neither. You go back to your mum's. 815 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,968 Your mum is such a drama queen! 816 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,970 FLOWERS 817 01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,015 - JEWELLRY - You're so insensitive! 818 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:36,975 You never listen! 819 01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,935 My hair is ruined! 820 01:05:39,019 --> 01:05:40,937 WEAPONS 821 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:45,984 "Sorry." No! 822 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:02,000 A marriage can last for two whole weeks! 823 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,962 Now I am happy and free. Return to me! 824 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:09,007 Together we will plunge into the night. 825 01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:12,010 Yesterday I discovered Veronica. 826 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,012 Come here, dear! 827 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:18,016 Sweet indeed, but not like you! 828 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,981 My peach cake! 829 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,986 I will never turn down life's small pleasures! 830 01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:39,996 EPILOGUE: THE GREEN APOCALYPSE 831 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:28,128 YOU SEE SNOWFLAKES IN THE WINDOW