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- This nigga here.
- You serious?
- [Tiara] You gonna help me with my bags, bro?
So when I first got here,
this nigga was on some nice guy, 90's R&B type shit,
opening doors, carrying bags,
but now,
he done turned from Russell Wilson into Future real quick.
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I need to get to the airport, boo-boo.
Now LaMarcus, you got way too much gray in that beard
to be acting the way that you do.
- So really you gonna tell everybody my government name
on your live?
- [Tiara] First of all, what I'm supposed to call you?
Second, I ain't going live.
I'm just recording, see?
And I'm doing this for my own safety.
You was yelling and acting a little crazy back there
and I can't be too careful with you niggas.
I never know when one of y'all
might feel like turning a bitch into a ancestor.
- I fly your country ass-
- M-town, hoe.
- All the way out here, put you up in the crib.
- [Tiara] And we was having a nice time.
- I'm not trying to have no nice time with you.
- Well then what'd you fly me out here for then?
- Bitches like you, man, just wanna use a nigga up.
Dinner, drinks, shopping, the weed,
all while just straight teasing a nigga.
I'm good.
This ain't hurting me, I got money.
- [Tiara] So why I had to fly Spirit then?
- I was ready to just take my loss.
You had to pull that last minute shit.
- What, letting you eat this pussy?
- [LaMarcus] Let me eat the pussy,
but you ain't even let me fuck.
My dick still hard.
- Well that's between you
or whatever you bought up at that corner store, okay?
And you should be happy I let you wet that beard.
Just because you went in for a little munch,
that don't mean I owe you no pussy.
- So then why you even let me do that shit?
- 'Cause I wanted my pussy ate, the fuck?
- [LaMarcus] You was horny enough to let me eat the box,
but you wasn't horny enough to let me fuck?
- After that, I just wasn't in the mood.
- Maybe I'm not in the mood to get that plane ticket.
Let your broke ass figure that out.
- [Tiara] Oh.
Oh, okay.
Well maybe the whole world should see this video.
Send it to your job, everybody on your friends list,
to your two daughters, let them see how you treat women.
I mean so, just because you flew me out here
and got me a cheap ass plane ticket, I owe you some pussy.
That's what you saying?
That's what you teaching your daughters?
You want them to see the side of you?
- I buy you this plane ticket, I take you to the airport.
You delete that shit.
- [Tiara] Yeah.
- Nah, nah, nah, if I buy you that ticket,
you delete that shit.
* On my style *
- [Tiara] I, Tiara Anderson, will delete this video
as soon as I get my plane ticket and dropped off at my gate.
* I'm top 10, you can't rate me *
* Stop talking, baby, go get it *
- [LaMarcus] Shoulda known better
than to fuck with you pretty young bitches.
- Tiara, this is wrong.
When did you upload this?
- Soon as that nigga dropped me off.
I had to get something out that trash ass trip.
- And how many people seen this shit?
- 10 million and counting.
- Damn, I guess his daughters saw this shit too.
Someone in the comments talking about he got fired.
- Auntie, fuck that creepy ass, old ass nigga.
I'm viral.
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Yeah, mm all day,
but everybody all over the country
is talking about my video.
- I guess that's a good thing?
- That's a great thing, Auntie.
I got folk all over the country calling me,
trying to set up meetings.
I mean, it's folks sending me plenty of free shit.
Like I'm getting free clothes, free jewelry,
free VIP passes to clubs all over the country.
Oh, and my other video, the views is going up
and I'm having a meeting next month with a producer,
just talking about turning my concept
into a whole reality TV show.
- What concept?
- Exposing these fuck niggas.
Your niece might be on a whole reality TV show.
- Okay, Oprah.
- More like Wendy Williams,
and even if that don't work out,
like with this level of relevance,
it's so many ways to get to the bag.
- Hmm.
I guess it's gonna help you get more video gigs.
- Fuck music videos.
Uh-uh, I'm done with that.
Driving back and forth, driving across the city,
getting a hundred dollars here, $150 there.
Half the niggas wanna fuck you,
the other half mad 'cause you ain't got no
Houston, H-town stripper body.
No more video gigs and shit.
I'm a social media influencer now, Auntie.
Scuse you.
- You're excused.
Ooh.
- [Tiara] Yeah that's Tony.
He one of the rare ones that when he do send a dick pic,
I hit save to photos.
- Ooh, I can see why.
This who flying you to Atlanta?
- [Tiara] Tony?
Nah, he a to-be ass actor.
That nigga ain't got no money.
- Well then who flying you out?
- Well, since you wanna be all up in my shit.
- That's kind of my damn job.
- [Tiara] Him.
- [Auntie] Him?
- Yes, him.
What's wrong?
- This nigga?
- Why not that nigga?
- Because you got a Tony and who else in your DM?
Is he some tech billionaire or something?
- Nope.
- Rightful heir of the Wakanda.
- [Tiara] No Auntie,
he just Josiah Jackson, the data scientist.
- His name and job title are as disappointing as his selfie.
You flying to Atlanta for this nigga?
- It's a whole free trip.
I don't care what that nigga look like.
I need you to see the big picture, Auntie.
See, I could spend my own money,
meet up with a nigga like Tony, smash,
and what I get out of it?
- Some dick and a trip out of South Memphis.
- You wanna know why my little video was doing numbers?
People saw this old big gray beard having ass fuck nigga,
saw him talking his shit, saw me talking my shit back.
The ones that liked it, shared it,
and the mother fuckers that hated it, shared it too.
Niggas and bitches all online,
going back and forth with each other, and here we are,
me setting up meetings with the heads of networks.
See, I gotta keep this going, Auntie.
- So you about to do another video with this Josiah nigga?
- I mean, I'm about to fly out to ATL on that nigga's dime,
give him a little company, enjoy my time.
If he start acting up and niggas always start acting up,
I'm taking his ass viral too.
Another viral video
will only help my chances of getting a show.
- [Dayna] At first, I was feeling bad for you,
but now I kind of feel sorry for Dwayne Lane.
- And I'm sure that's a reference
to something before my time, but I like that.
I'm gonna use that in the video.
- Please be careful with this, baby.
- Don't worry about me, Auntie.
If shit happens, it's really on Josiah.
Why would he even wanna fuck with a bitch like me anyway?
- He might wanna teach your ass a lesson,
the way you be doing these niggas.
- How I be doing these niggas, Auntie?
- Get 'em to fly you out, take you out, buy you shit.
- And?
- Nothing.
- Nah, nah, nah.
Tell me how I do these niggas, Auntie.
- I just don't get how you don't be fucking none of 'em.
- So you fuck every nigga you go out with?
- [Auntie] No I don't,
but my niggas just be taking me to a little weak ass movie
and a little dinner if I'm lucky.
These niggas nowadays
just be wanting to do a little Netflix and chill.
I still let them clap my cheeks,
but your niggas, they be spending real money
and if a nigga was flying me in and outta town,
I'd be expecting to give him a little something.
- Maybe back in the 99 and two thou, that's the way it was.
- The nineties wasn't that damn long ago
- Auntie, it's a date and this is him getting to know me.
If he feels like flexing and emptying out his bank account,
why stop him?
But if I don't wanna fuck him, I ain't gonna fuck him.
- These niggas only interested
in flying a bitch out and spending money
if there's an option to fuck.
- So when they find out fucking ain't an option,
then what they gone do?
I ain't told Josiah we fucking
and he still booked the flight.
- Did you tell him you ain't fucking?
- Now why would I do that?
He might got a chance.
- Tiara.
- [Tiara] You know something might come over me.
Get to shaking all up in my spirit.
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- I just need you to be safe.
Niggas be crazy out here.
- That nigga?
- Well if you need anything, you call me.
Well at least text me.
- All right, I got you, Auntie.
Oh and listen, okay?
A nigga looking like Josiah Jackson
ain't nothing for me to worry about.
I'm gonna turn this nigga into a meme in a heartbeat.
- Girl, bye.
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- [Josiah] Around and,
you don't know what the heck I'm talking about, do you?
- My bad, I still have my music playing.
- I was just letting you know why I was late picking you up.
- It's cool, Josiah.
- [Josiah] I never know what to say to people
when they have those darn things in their ears.
- Yeah.
I mean, I like to leave mine in my ear turned off
so that way folks won't bother me.
I wasn't doing that to you, Joe.
- [Josiah] Never know,
might already decided I'm not worth listening to.
- [Tiara] You like living in Atlanta?
- [Josiah] Yeah, I went to college out here.
After I got my degree, I got a job and I just stayed.
- So where you from?
- Cleveland.
- King James?
- No, Cleveland, Mississippi.
- Oh.
- [Josiah] Yeah, it's a small town in the Delta.
- P-Valley Delta?
- [Josiah] Yeah, the P-Valley Delta.
* Take her off them streets *
Any who, my family, friends, my church,
everything I knew was out there, but Atlanta,
this is the mecca for the black man.
I met friends who are like family, I found a new church.
Guess I'm just waiting to start my own family.
You hungry?
- Mm, as a hostage.
(water running)
(fire blaring)
* Ooh, help me I'm nervous, you gotta help her *
- So um, Yuck This Yum?
- Yeah, that's my brand.
- Why that?
- I mean, Yuck This Yum shit,
it's just so perfect,
and it's catchy, and it make a statement.
I know folks ain't gonna like me and it's cool.
I'm still good and I'm still appealing.
- You are yum?
- [Tiara] Yum that you can yuck all day and night.
I mean, if you up for the challenge.
- Other than make videos and go viral,
what else you doing with this regret-free life?
- Travel, shop, movies.
- Movies?
- Oh, I fucking love movies.
- What kind of movies do you like?
- Hardball, A Fury Road, A Better Tomorrow,
dem uh, dem John Wick films.
- So basically anything with guns?
- Correction, anything dope as fuck with guns.
- My bad.
- Yeah, see Joe, I'm gonna need for you to understand
that I got standards.
I like that, you know what I'm saying?
That next level shit, that Ray redemption shit.
- I was not expecting that.
- [Tiara] Oh, so you thought I was finna be into like
some romcoms or something?
- Well, it's not every day you meet a woman who
loves gun-fu films.
- Well, I ain't your everyday bitch,
and look Joe, you gone have to get used to how I talk.
Now, I will tell you that I'll dial it back a bit,
but I know I ain't,
so I'm gonna need for you to lighten the fuck up, my guy,
and if I'm cussing and shit,
that just mean I'm comfortable around your ass,
and that's a good thing.
- I guess it is.
So there's not one romantic film you like?
- You must be a fan.
- Well I enjoy a well-produced love story.
- Uh-uh, don't call it that.
They ain't got nothing to do with love.
- What should I call 'em?
- [Tiara] What the fuck they is, male fucking fantasies.
- Male fantasies?
- [Tiara] The Notebook, Titanic, Pretty Women.
All a bunch of male fucking fantasies.
- All of 'em?
- All of 'em.
- Even the black ones?
- They the worst ones!
- The Best Man?
- Fuck boy that couldn't handle what he dished out.
Mia was on campus looking like a whole fool
dealing with his cheating ass,
and then Lance found out
that she had an entanglement like a whole decade ago,
and then you wanna call off the wedding.
Nah man, Lance oughta be happy
that Mia was either willing to deal
with that community dick.
She was a bold one for that one.
- Love and Basketball?
- A story about a fuck boy that used multiple women
to avoid dealing with his abandonment issues.
Quincy ain't need Monica, he needed therapy.
- Poetic Justice?
- Fuck boy that needed somebody with some flexible hours
to help him watch his dog.
- Come on.
- Niggas wanna believe that getting cheated on one time
somehow compares to being cheated
on for like a whole decade
and then they go and project that shit into the world,
and that's what helped these pick me ass bitches,
and they think that that is some type of love,
when really it ain't.
You got women out here waiting on Mr. Right
just 'cause they saw Brown Sugar,
but see, life teaches you
that these niggas is full of more shit than sugar.
Nigga's just options and you know,
you just gotta put yourself in the right position,
choose the best one, and if he start acting up,
drop him and find you another.
- No loyalty?
- Man listen,
I got a finite amount of time here on this earth
and I ain't trying to waste that time
waiting on somebody to get they shit together,
and see, my mama did that shit with multiple niggas,
and she was out here dead at 35.
That's what they don't put up in them films.
It is that you die alone,
and see, I hate for my final thoughts to be
about how I wasted my time on people
that didn't even give a damn about me,
and if y'all church folks is any type of right,
what type of an eternity would that be like?
But I don't even believe in all of that though.
- It's all about the here and now, huh?
- Yep.
- Living with no regrets.
- Not one,
and I'm gonna do what I want
and I don't give a fuck who got to say anything about it.
- Yuck is Yum.
- Now you getting it, Joe.
- [Silas] I ain't gonna be too much longer,
but lemme tell you,
the white man elevated his woman on a pedestal.
(heels tapping)
- Josiah?
- Yes?
- So, I need a second opinion.
- With what?
- This, or this?
- Um.
- [Tiara] This or this for tomorrow?
- Both, both look good to me.
- Come on, Josiah.
Tell me what you like.
- [Josiah] Oh God.
(footsteps running)
(door slamming)
(water running)
(door opening)
(distant rustling)
(footsteps tapping)
- Joe.
- Hold up.
- [Josiah] Put this on.
- You okay?
- [Josiah] Hold on.
Please put it on.
- [Silas] What if she decided
to let him know she could do it without him,
that she didn't need-
- I know that you are social media influencer
with a viral video right now.
- Joe, I-
- I knew it before I DM'd you.
To be honest, I never even thought you'd reply.
I guess I got in there
before all those cool guys hit you up.
- I mean, just a little bit.
- Tiara, I don't wanna be put in any videos,
and I didn't fly you out here for sexual favors.
I just want a chance to get to know you
and so many people, people from my church
have so many bad things to say about you.
I figured there was more to you than that video.
I believe God has a plan for all of us,
so I try not to judge.
- Mm, that's a whole lot of God talk going on.
- Yeah, I do that sometimes.
I say I'll try to dial it back, but I know I won't.
Tiara, I grew up in a small town.
All we had was football and the church.
One look at me and you'll see why I chose the church.
Don't worry, I'm not trying to make you a new member.
I just want you to know I'm not trying to push up on you.
This trip didn't empty my bank account.
I just wanted a chance to get to know you better,
so you don't need to try and tease me.
I'm not trying to push up on you.
I have my own room and you have yours.
Let's just try to enjoy the week.
No pressure, no surprise videos.
- I can do that.
- Good.
I'm gonna get to bed.
I got a whole day planned for us tomorrow.
You should try to get some rest too, Tiara.
(footsteps leaving)
(door closes)
(footsteps tapping)
(door closing)
(distant birds chirping)
(door closing)
I hope you don't mind
I took the liberty of getting us some breakfast.
I perused your IG, saw a few places you liked in the area
and picked something right on up,
but you're gonna have to hurry 'cause like I said,
got a whole day planned for us, and as for what to wear.
You pick one and pack the other.
Gonna need it with all the pictures we're taking.
- Pictures?
- Yeah, it's a bit of a hobby of mine.
- So you planned a whole day for us?
Okay.
So used to dudes being on that,
so what you wanna do today type shit.
- [Josiah] Well, hopefully by the end of the day,
you'll understand I'm not like other guys.
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* Strangers, yeah *
* Her ora is filled with cloud *
* Yeah *
* Danger *
(camera flashing)
* And she don't even know, yeah *
* And if you tell me the truth *
* I'm just a little shy *
* And let me tell you the truth *
* You had my heart at hi *
* Yeah *
* Oceans, yeah *
* Your depth is so unknown, it's so unknown *
* And I'm sinking, I'm sinking *
* As you stare into my soul, yeah *
* Watch, I'm just wondering why you won't come over here *
* And talk to me, yeah *
* Girl, I just, I just wonder *
* You don't even know that this is meant to be *
* And don't you tell me the truth *
* I'm just a little shy *
* Yeah *
* Now let me tell you the truth *
* You had my heart at hi, yeah *
- Now that was a fucking movie.
- John Wu never disappoints.
- John Wu, John Wick.
I mean, I just love action movies.
Especially them old ones like Rambo, Missing in Action.
Oh, that OG Terminator.
- Classics.
- Yeah, it was just something about that era.
- Like?
- The tranquilizers.
- Of all the things.
- [Tiara] See, remember when somebody in glasses
would like point the gun at the hero and his girl,
and then you'd be like, oh no,
and then they point the gun and the trigger
and boom, a dart shoots into they neck
and then they pass out.
See, you don't see shit like that no more.
- You really don't,
but I doubt people get knocked out that easily.
- I mean, you know, they just do that shit for the movies.
- True.
So, you like old movies, huh?
- I just really like the shit that you don't see no more.
- You can understand what it's like
to want things back to the way they was,
like how I like old love movies.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe.
See, me liking to see mother fuckers
take darts to the throat Charlie McGee style
ain't the same thing as worshiping
some fuck boy fantasies.
- And how is it not?
- Outside of how quickly a tranquilizer work,
which is a crazy fucking thing to wonder about,
but see, them movies don't paint women in relationships
in no false light.
- But the movies you named have men saving women,
that's okay?
- OG Terminator had Sarah save herself,
and I ain't say that wasn't no male fantasy.
I mean, it's just so far left fucking field.
I mean, who would think to use that
as some type of guide for life?
It's just a movie.
- A movie that reinforces gender roles.
- Yeah, but it's entertainment,
so you know, I can kind of let that slide.
- You don't see any benefit to enforcing gender roles?
- So, who does a predetermined role benefit?
- The community, our people.
- How?
- Gives us roles to play so we can build together better.
- See, Sleepy Joe, okay,
gender roles was created so that way
it can keep us in the same place,
so the folks that's running the shit
can keep running the shit.
- Sounds to me like you're against any set of rules.
- Just the ones to tell people that they should be happy
with a role that they may not wanna play,
or trick them into thinking
that a manufactured idea is normal.
- Against normalcy too.
- I don't know if there is a normal.
- Well, then what is there?
- I don't know.
- Yeah you do.
- I mean, there's shit that we all want,
but because society tells us that it's wrong,
or that it ain't normal, we pretend we don't want it,
and I say go get that shit.
- Just like that?
- Just like that.
I mean, I don't wanna be up in my forties,
laid up in bed with somebody that I barely even like,
and that's what normalcy gets you.
* In every single way *
* Your smile reminds me *
- Well,
I'm gonna go to bed.
I got some more planned for us to do tomorrow,
so I'll see you in the morning.
Goodnight, Tiara.
(heels tapping)
- [Tiara] You know, when I first met you,
I thought that you was lame as fuck,
but you know, as I get to know you, I like you.
I mean you still lame as fuck, but you kind.
- Tiara, please.
- [Tiara] You don't push up on me,
and the last thing that I want you to think
is that I used you for a whole week while I was here in ATL.
- Tiara, please stop.
- No, you stop.
You see something that you want?
Take that shit.
(Josiah moaning)
(water running)
(subtle hip hop music)
- What the fuck was that?
- I uh, I have a condition.
- So is that what happened that first night, ain't it?
Are you serious?
So just seeing me like this is too much for you?
- Oh God, oh God.
- Uh-
I'm sorry, Joe, I, I ain't know.
- It's not exactly something you
talk about on a first date.
- So is this why you ain't pushed up on me?
- No, no.
I didn't want this to be about sex.
- Could it ever be?
- I'm seeing a specialist.
They say my condition can be addressed.
It just starts with getting to know a woman,
but no woman I've ever dated has gotten very far,
and you, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
I, I mean, I'm serious, you are perfection,
and, and, and having you in my space,
I've never had that before, let alone in my bed.
It's just so embarrassing.
- Hey listen, it's okay, Joe.
Okay?
Tomorrow is a new day, okay?
We just gonna act like this never happened.
- Good idea.
- Okay.
- Good night.
(door shutting)
(subtle hip hop music)
(phone chiming)
(subtle hip hop music)
(phone chiming)
(text whooshing)
(phone ringing)
- So when people say they busy,
usually they ain't trying to talk.
- Then why'd you answer?
(Tony chuckling)
That's what I thought.
Seen them pics you posted on the ground,
looking fine as fuck.
- Yeah, you know I'm always fine as fuck.
- [Tony] And you in ATL and I'm in ATL.
That means I can do something with your fine ass.
(eggs cracking)
- So what you doing out here?
- Shooting this little movie.
Gave a nigga a speaking role this time.
- Oh okay, that's what's up.
- [Tony] Yeah, they having a rap party today.
Should come on through and mingle,
lots of good people to get to know.
- Hm.
- T?
- Huh, yeah.
- The rap party, you wanna come through?
- Um, you know, I don't know.
You know, I am here with somebody.
- The simp from the pic?
Really?
(fork whisking)
Come on, T, it's just a day party.
- And you know it ain't never a just a
when it comes to us, Tony.
- All I'm saying is the invite is open.
Just let me know.
- [Tiara] All right, I'ma let you know.
(call ending)
(pan sizzling)
- It smells good.
- Hey.
- [Tiara] Hey.
- I didn't wanna wake you.
We're not heading out till about noon,
so I thought we could have some breakfast.
There's some juice right there if you wanna pour it.
- So what you got planned for us today?
- [Josiah] Well, we are going for a hike
in the Cascade Springs Nature Preserve,
and then we're heading downtown to ride the Ferris wheel.
It might be a bit cliche, but I like it.
- The Ferris wheel sound great,
but um,
can we reschedule that walk?
- Not a nature girl, huh?
- [Tiara] Not really,
but I mean, it ain't that.
I had a friend hit me up
and they having a little rap party or whatever
and they invited me, so I wanna go.
- [Josiah] Uh-huh.
- It starts at around noon,
and I figured it'd be a really good networking event.
Oh and, and it ends at around 4-ish,
so we can still hit the Ferris wheel.
That cool?
(grits bubbling)
(suspenseful music)
- That's fine.
- Thanks, Joe.
- Just make sure you're at the Ferris wheel by six.
I already bought the tickets.
I'll send you an Uber if you need it.
- [Tiara] You good, boo.
I can get my own Uber, I'll be there.
(suspenseful music)
(grits bubbling)
(traffic rushing)
- [Josiah] Yeah, it's after seven.
I hope you're all right, I've been trying to call you.
Just hit me up when you're on your way.
See you soon, Tiara.
* You on my mind a lot *
* Don't need no time, watch *
* I don't know how I got you in my pocket spot *
* Get us babe, need you every day *
* You like my oxygen *
* Make it seem like the barging down *
* Got my hear, no barging in *
* From the bed, to the floor, to the couch *
* Might wake the neighbors up *
* But you went and break you out *
* In the end, we gone make the chop *
* Then we gone hit the shower *
* Part two, we don't need no powers *
* You're gonna miss me, we gone get tipsy *
* Need a power shot *
(music stops)
* Got my heart no *
(upbeat dubstep music)
* I know I been a bad *
(music stops)
(suspenseful music)
(door opening)
(door closing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(phone chiming)
(texts whirring)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(texts whooshing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(texts whooshing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(texts whooshing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(music stops)
- [Silas] And then our females
need to be more like Michelle Obama-
(phone chiming)
And less like Lori Harvey.
We need them to be more like Sicily Tyson and less-
We need more of the Catherine Johnson's,
the Mary Jackson's, and the Dorothy Ball's
discovering the hidden figures,
as opposed to the Meghan the Stallions.
The Cardi B's trying to seduce and scheme their way to the-
No, we don't need any more of that.
We need our women to elevate the race.
(doorbell ringing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
- I waited at that Ferris wheel for hours,
came home and waited again for hours.
I was so worried about you,
I was this close to calling the cops.
- I-
- But then I went to IG,
but not your IG, Tony Nix Denzel's IG.
- I never told you his name.
- His IG story told me the whole tale.
I didn't have to be worried about you.
You looked perfectly fine and healthy.
- Listen,
Josiah, I know I should have called,
but you can't be spying on me.
- Is this one of those Yuck This Yum moments?
Do what you want?
- Look Joe, I fuck up a lot, okay?
And I make mistakes.
I know I might look perfect, but I ain't.
- What mistakes did you make, Tiara?
- What?
- [Josiah] I know you stood me up
and I know you were with another man
when you said you were going to a rap party.
- And I went to that rap party.
- You also went to another man's home.
So what else did you do?
- You serious?
- What mistakes did you make, Tiara?
- I guess I made a mistake coming out here!
- [Josiah] That wasn't a mistake until you pulled this crap!
- I guess I made a mistake coming back!
(heels tapping)
Boy, you gonna get the hell up out my way?
Okay, I got something for your ass.
Is you gonna get outta my way now?
- [Josiah] I treated you well.
- You did, but you just can't-
- Call you out on this?
This is how you repay a good black man's kindness?
- [Tiara] Boy, fuck this.
This the real Tiara, AKA Yuck This Yum.
So a few days ago, I got flew'd out to ATL
by this strange, churchy ass nigga.
Yeah, thought I'd be charitable
and give this Dwayne lame a few moments of my time,
but I guess I should have bedded this bitch ass nigga.
Look at him, over there questioning
me about my whereabouts,
like some Officer McNulty or some shit.
- You wanna tell your followers where you were last night?
- [Tiara] I ain't live, I'm just recording.
- For upload later?
- [Tiara] Yep,
and gonna edit me a real nice video of this shit.
- I told you I didn't wanna be in any video.
- [Tiara] Shouldn't have bought me a ticket then.
- Probably not.
Why'd you stop?
- Josiah, let me just get my shit and go.
- I figured if you wanna make another video and go viral,
perhaps owning up to your selfish ways
would make for great content because it's all about you.
What's best for Tiara, right?
- Josiah.
- I thought you were different.
- Different than what?
- Than the other vessels!
- [Tiara] Can you stop with that churchy ass talking shit?
That shit is cringe!
- [Josiah] Well let me put it in
words that you might understand.
I thought you was different than the other whores.
- Josiah, you sure you wanna do this?
All right.
So I'm just another hoe, Joe?
Bet.
Guess I got my answer.
So since I'm just another hoe to you now,
I'll answer anything you wanna know,
not like I'm gonna lose any favor here.
- Tell everyone what mistakes you made, Tiara.
- What, in life?
- Last night.
- [Tiara] Last night?
Okay, bet.
So I met up with Tony,
he's somebody I messed around with in the past
and we started out at the rap party,
went to Midtown, hit up a bar or two,
got some of that dark liquor up in me and before I knew it,
he was up in me too.
- What else did you do?
- [Tiara] I overslept.
- [Josiah] Was it just vaginal intercourse?
- [Tiara] Now you really want me to share the details
of my sexual experience, Joe?
You getting off on this shit?
- Did you go down on him?
- [Tiara] Oh, so you wanna know if I slobbed on his knob?
So is that what we doing?
Okay.
So yeah, I sucked that dick
and only after he ate this box though
and then he pushed my legs behind my head,
damn near took my soul,
and in that position for a moment,
I could see myself having this nigga kids
and then I remember hearing the phone ring
and I'm pretty sure that was you calling, right?
Because the phone kept fucking ringing
and I guess I really didn't care,
at least not enough to stop 'cause he made me cum twice,
but then I wanted to cum again,
so I got on top and I came again
and then I let him fuck me from behind so hard
until he could finally cum and he eventually did,
and before you even have to ask,
he pulled out and busted all up on my back
and it was warm too.
Anything else you want the people to know,
like maybe about your condition?
Maybe that's why you want the details on my night.
Gotta get it in one way or another
'cause me and you both know
you ain't getting it in the bedroom.
So I guess this is the other, huh?
Don't ask questions you don't wanna know, Joe Joe.
See, I was ready to come back here
and try to make this shit right.
I knew I fucked up,
but I ain't about to have this man talking crazy to me,
calling me a vessel.
The fuck is that?
Shit sounds creepier than whore,
and who the fuck says whore anymore?
It's hoe, thot, bitch.
Hell, tell me I'm from the streets or some shit, but whore?
The fuck is this, Game of Thrones?
I appreciate this nigga
for giving me some grade A content for y'all
'cause when this gets out,
I need all y'all to get on his ass
'cause he done brought it on himself.
Yuck This Yum, bitch ass nigga.
- I wanted you to be different.
(muffled gun shooting)
- [Tiara] Tranquilizer.
Really?
- [Josiah's Voice Muffled] Yeah.
What are the odds?
It's what we use.
It's so we can keep our distance
and some of you vessels like to get a little wild,
but like I said, it don't work like it does in the movies.
It's best not to fight it.
You know, for what it's worth,
I'm glad you were just like the others,
so I might of let you go,
but now
I get to go for what I want.
- [Reggie] So how many times you been on transport?
- [King] This about my 16th time with the vessels, yeah.
- [Reggie] Jesus, 16th?
- [King] Yeah.
- [Reggie] How long until you move up?
- [King] Bruh, you looking at it wrong.
You play your role as long as you need it
and then when it's your time, you move up.
Three words, trust the process.
- [Reggie] I hear you, but 16?
- [King] When I joined, Brother Josiah was on transport
and you see where he at now.
- [Reggie] Lucky.
- [King] Dedicated brother.
Brother Josiah is dedicated.
See, I know it's easy to confuse this with a crime,
but you gotta stop that, man.
It makes it hard to complete your duty.
I mean, if they catch us taking her, it's a crime,
but they never have, and after we get out here,
man, it's smooth sailing.
- [Reggie] I'll just be happy when I move up.
Transport ain't for me.
- [King] If you only in this for the reward,
you're here for the wrong reason.
- [Reggie] I'm here for the calling.
I believe in Father Silas.
- [King] He knows this is the way, it's the only way.
It's God's work.
- [Reggie] You're right, brother.
Let's get back to it.
(eerie suspenseful music)
- Help me.
- [Both] We are helping you.
(intense suspenseful music)
- You aren't getting loose.
No vessel has done anything more
than cause yourself discomfort
from continuing to pull on the chain.
- Where the fuck am I?
- You're home for now.
- And who is you?
- My name is Father Silas.
I am the leader of the brothers.
- The brothers?
- Yes, the brothers.
Might not be as clever as your Yuck This Yum hashtag,
but it explains who we are
and what we are about very clearly.
- What's up with the mask?
- [Silas] Ah, yes.
The newer members wear them as a symbol.
The happy black man is a lie,
a mask of sorts in today's society.
We just decided to make it a literal mask,
for the brothers have not yet found
what makes a man truly happy.
- Y'all niggas from a church?
- [Silas] Maybe we're going too fast,
let me reintroduce myself.
I am the head of the church, my name is Father Silas.
What is our motto, brothers?
- [Both] Helping our elegant sisters.
- That's what we offer, Tiara, help.
We are here to help women like you.
Brother Josiah believes you will take to the process well.
- Brother Josiah?
- Oh, that's what we refer to the man you call Joe.
- And where the fuck is Joe bitch ass at?
- For now, Brother Josiah's job with you is done.
- [Tiara] Job?
- Would you mind taking a seat?
- No,
I'm good here.
- That's fine.
Brother Josiah's job is to find women like you.
- For what, to rape, torture, kill?
- Why does every vessel think we're here
to torture, rape, and kill them?
- Because this feels like
some torture, kill, rape a bitch type of shit.
- No, no, no torturing, no raping, no killing.
That's not who we are.
We are here to help women like you.
- Help?
- Yes.
- Help me?
- Do you always need the answers read back to you?
If so, this is going to take a whole lot longer than,
than we probably have.
- And what the fuck does a woman like me mean?
- Women infected with hoe culture.
- Are you fucking serious?
What, y'all are gonna cure me from being a whore?
- [Silas] I wouldn't call it so much as a cure.
It's more of a, a process.
(Tiara laughing)
- A process?
(Tiara laughing)
- I know, it, it sounds funny,
but this black hoe culture is real.
You are infected by it.
It probably happened earlier in your childhood.
I, I think if we-
- [Tiara] Fuck the dumb shit.
Somebody help me!
Somebody help me, they trying to kill me!
- [Silas] That is grade 70,
three-eighths of an inch steel chain.
The padlock on your collar is top rated.
You aren't breaking it, or you pulling it a loose.
The leather on your collar is designed for comfort,
but it's too thick for you to tear.
This room is soundproof,
so all you're going to be doing is delaying the process.
We chose you for a reason,
but we can't continue without your cooperation.
I'll check back in on you later.
There are buckets in the back there
for you to use to wash up and well, the other,
I'm sure you can figure it out.
- So you want me to shit in a bucket?
This ain't holy.
(lights clicking off)
- Are you ready to be saved from hoe culture?
We're only trying to help.
We just wanna rid you of that poison.
Let us show you the way.
Trust us, trust us.
Trust the process, be a part of the process.
Let us show you the way.
Are you ready to be saved from hoe culture?
Trust us.
Trust us, trust the process.
Be a part of the process.
Are you ready?
We just wanna rid you of that poison.
Let us show you the way.
Are you ready to be saved from hoe culture?
We are gonna get that hoe up outta you.
Trust us.
(suspenseful music)
(subtle suspenseful music)
Why are you making this harder than it has to be?
I mean, you must trust us to some degree.
- Just because I'm eating your fucking food?
- Well let me ask you, why aren't you cooperating with us?
Are, are you scared to be free of the hoe in you?
I, I've seen this before with other vessels.
They figure the longer they hold out,
the more people may get suspicious and come looking.
- It's been over a week.
Okay, I missed my flight, somebody looking.
- Your flight was canceled and re-booked for a later date.
- My Auntie, she gonna tell somebody I ain't back.
My followers, they wondering why I ain't posting.
- [Silas] Your followers?
Your followers are onto the next flavor of the week.
The last time they saw you, you were happy in the ATL.
Why would they worry?
- My Aunt!
- Oh, you think your Auntie Dayna is worried about you?
- Well, I ain't called her
and she was already iffy about me coming down here.
- You haven't called your Auntie?
- No.
- Well, I guess if you haven't spoken to Auntie,
she'd be talking to the cops right now.
- You God damn right she would.
- [Silas] Tiara, you never call your Auntie
when you're on these excursions.
In fact, by our records over the last two years,
while you were out of town,
of the 78 calls Auntie Dayna has made,
you missed 74 of them.
She's basically stopped calling and prefers to send texts.
You seem to respond to those
and that makes our job so much easier.
- She'd know if somebody was texting in my place.
- Well, she hasn't yet.
So no, no, no Tiara, no one is looking for you.
They don't even know you are missing.
- Every last one of you churchy ass niggas
is going to prison for life,
so get ready to share a cell with Bill Cosby, mother fucker!
- Bill is free, isn't he?
- Well, R Kelly then.
- You're wasting time, Tiara.
We only want to help you.
- So y'all still trying to save me from hoe culture, right?
So y'all have done this before?
- I have.
- To women?
- Yes.
- How many?
- [Silas] Unfortunately, not enough,
but we have saved quite a few,
changed their lives for the better,
and the process has a 100% success rate.
- What success?
- [Silas] Ah, success.
It's one of those I can show you
better than I can tell you type of things.
(air hissing)
(Tiara coughing)
(intense suspenseful music)
(hissing stops)
(intense suspenseful music)
(music stops)
- Whoa.
(socks rustling)
(Tiara sighing)
(wall banging)
* Well, a juicy burger, a juicy burger *
* Flavors just running all down your throat *
* Well, a juicy burger, juicy burger *
* Oh so juicy, oh so juicy *
* Well, a juicy burger, a juicy burger *
* So big hands can barely grab it *
* Can you get it in your mouth, get it in your mouth *
- [Reggie] I love that place.
- I bet you do.
See the ketchup, huh?
* Ooh, a juicy burger *
(upbeat theme music)
- [All] Hey!
- Look who's up.
- Father Silas said you'll be up around this time,
sleepy head.
- Father Silas was here?
- Hm.
- Yeah.
It's his home.
- Take a seat.
- Don't you like Thick Burger?
- Now, does it look like this child like Thick Burger?
Now you know we don't do any fast food up in here.
(whimsical piano music)
- Thanks, baby.
(whimsical piano music)
- Baby!
Not cold enough.
(ice clinking)
(whimsical piano music)
- [Man] Ooh.
(ice clinking)
(liquid pouring)
(glass tapping)
(man sighing)
- [Nigel] Much better, Sister Patrice.
(subtle piano music)
- These niggas switch y'all brains or some shit?
(girls giggling)
- You don't have to have your brain switched
to treat your husband like he's the king of the castle.
- Y'all married these niggas?
(rings sparkling)
- They rich or something?
- Brother Elias is doing okay I guess,
but I'm not with him for the money.
- Well, what you with him for?
It surely ain't the face.
(women laughing)
(muffled speaking)
- Every last one of 'em, Sister Destiny.
(woman giggling)
- Listen child, my first husband, Rudy,
girl, he was so easy on the eyes,
I'd get moist just by looking at him, oof,
but I guess I wasn't the only one
'cause Rudy had a whole nother family just in the next town.
20 years dealing with that man,
and he couldn't learn how to keep his thing in his pants,
and it wasn't even all that big.
(knife tapping)
- Lamont, my first husband, he had a big old thing,
but he also had a mean right hook too, just like Joe Lewis.
- None of my child daddies' married me.
They just went on with their life,
and got with the women who they wanted to be with.
Left me with six kids and a bad reputation.
Brother Nigel, he makes me feel special.
- Listen, I didn't start enjoying marriage
until I met Brother Jeffrey,
so I like to make sure he feels appreciated.
Small trade off if you ask me.
(knife tapping)
(subtle piano music)
(Tiara groaning)
- This shit don't make any sense.
What is going on?
I don't understand.
(subtle piano music)
(intense eerie music)
(Tiara groaning)
(intense eerie music)
- You crazy fucks.
(intense dramatic music)
So y'all gonna brainwash me?
- Brainwash?
- Yeah, brainwash, switch my brain, t-turn me into a robot.
Whatever the hell (indistinct) ass shit
y'all got going on around here.
- You think that's what we do?
- Well, y'all doing something
'cause them sisters about as crazy as them niggas.
- So women catering to their husbands is crazy?
- Them bitches with them niggas?
Uh-uh, is, the math ain't mathin'.
- If a loving, God-fearing man
having a beautiful wife is crazy,
that just tells me how far down we've fallen as a people.
Hoe culture has infected our entire view of the world
and that is why it must be stopped.
- So why you choose me?
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Why choose me?
What makes me a, a special hoe?
- What makes you special
is not only are you infected with hoe culture,
but you spread that filth to our community
and that must stop,
but the church sees potential in you, Tiara.
We wanna make you a vessel for the Nubian Queen
we know you can be.
- Yeah, still.
Why me?
- Lord, why do they act so innocent?
(keyboard typing)
(Tiara moaning)
- Where the fuck you get those?
- [Silas] The brothers find everything.
Every nude you sent, every lie you told.
It usually takes time for us to find the real juicy stuff,
but the brothers, they say to me,
you already had this in a folder organized.
Tell me, why did you have a folder already set up
for this type of content?
- I was gonna start me a Only Fans page.
Show the whole world how a bitch like me get down
and make money while doing it.
- Good Lord.
- I mean, does that bother you, Silas?
- [Silas] It disappoints me.
- Well that's good 'cause I don't give a fuck.
That was my phone, my pictures
to do what the hell I wanna do with 'em,
and I ain't worried about what the fuck you think about it.
It's my business.
I'm still gone do what I want to do, Silas.
- No matter what the cost?
- Cost for who?
- Your soul!
- Soul?
I fear the niggas like you
way more than I fear losing my soul.
- Why is that?
- Because y'all niggas real.
- [Silas] So is your soul, Tiara.
- Yeah, whatever
- You do have a soul.
- And I have a need to make money
to buy the shit that I want,
so if I was gonna use those pics to do that,
then it is what it is.
- [Silas] So sad
what your females are willing to do to-
(Silas sighing)
Get attention nowadays.
- Man, if you could clear a few hundred thousand a month
fucking on camera, you would too.
- I would not.
- Well, no one is ever gonna pay to see you fuck anyway.
- [Silas] Sad
what you black females are willing to do for attention.
- Yeah, and everybody doing shit like that, and what?
- And I guess that makes it okay?
- No, but it makes it weird for old fuckers like you
to sit around and judge.
Just beat your dirty meat and move the fuck on.
- Well I guess everyone is doing this too.
- [Tiara] In honor of Black History Month,
I'm gonna list the list of black leaders I'd smash.
Number one on that list is MLK, okay?
I bet money, man had a big old, thick old country dick,
but see, I'd have to see what Malcolm was working with.
Nigga used to be a pimp,
so I just know he know how to throw it down.
That was a joke.
- No!
You are the joke, Tiara.
What you promote is a joke!
Playing men for likes and attention,
using your body to secure a future
you could secure on your own
if you were only willing to get an Associate's degree!
- Nigga, you don't know me.
- I know the abortion you had last August,
the one you had when you were 15.
Tiara, I could tell you your body count,
but I doubt you'd even remember.
Oh Tiara, the brothers know everything about you!
- I ain't about to let some lames shade my ass
for not being no pick me ass bitch.
Okay, if y'all don't like what this bitch does,
then find a new bitch.
- I guess I should just Yuck This Yum, right?
- You God damn right.
- [Silas] We're only trying to help you, Tiara.
- So if this is about helping me, let me ask you something.
You said hoe culture affect everybody, right?
- Correct.
- Then why y'all only focusing on the women?
I know plenty of hoe ass niggas around here.
Hell, my daddy done had 12 children
with nine different women
and he ain't take care of not now none of us.
Why y'all ain't kidnapped his ass?
- 12 children with nine different women, oh my.
- Yeah, why y'all ain't snatch his bitch ass up?
- Nine different women had children with a man who showed
he wasn't remotely interested in being anybody's daddy.
I mean, the first one gets a pass, maybe even the second,
but seven others?
Some even went back for seconds.
Those women, your mother included,
they're the problem if you ask me.
- Well, I ain't asked you.
- Oh but you did.
I mean, having children with the wrong man hurts us all.
Much of your messed up childhood
comes down to your mother making a bad choice.
It's not like women don't know how to be selective.
I'm sure your mother wouldn't have given me a second look,
but I want women like you to find good black men,
not men like your daddy.
- Good black men like you, Joe,
and the rest of them brothers?
- [Silas] You should see
the birthday party I just had for my oldest.
I take care of my kids.
How many birthdays did you have
where you didn't even get a simple phone call?
- [Tiara] Nigga, fuck you.
(Silas chuckling)
- Changing men is pointless,
but ridding women of this curse called hoe culture,
they choose better mates, children have better lives.
Everybody wins.
- Oh, well I guess I'll see it your way
once I'm brainwashed, huh?
- We don't brainwash!
We treat.
We have a process.
- Process, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I guess we'll see what that process is then.
- Oh, we're getting everything in order now.
- Well hurry up, it's cold.
(television clicking)
(lullaby music)
- [Sister] Tiara Anderson,
you have almost completed the process.
The sisters are proud of you.
The brothers are proud of you.
We are all working together to make you a better woman.
We are getting that hoe up outta you, child.
We are cleansing your spirit, baby!
We know this has not been easy for you.
We also know you might be afraid to let that hoe go.
(fan whirring)
Might wanna fight.
Girl, you might wanna hold on to that poison inside of you,
but don't do it, baby.
We're only trying to help you, child.
Let that hoe go.
Rebuke it!
Only then you can be the woman you can be.
The wife you can be.
- [Women] The mother you can become.
Let that hoe go!
Embrace the Nubian Queen you are.
Trust us, trust the process.
We want to make you a better you.
- [Distorted Women's Voiced] A better you.
You, a better you.
Don't be afraid, don't run away.
Don't fight it, don't fight us.
Trust us, this is the way.
The only way.
(eerie suspenseful music)
(knife slicing)
- [Distorted Women's Voices] Trust us,
we are your salvation.
We are not the enemy, we are the pathway.
Turn away from us
and you won't reach your full potential.
Let that hoe go!
(gun shooting)
Come and get your crown, queen.
Trust us.
(television clicking)
- Yuck This Yum.
I guess every brother has his preference.
(suspenseful music)
- Yeah.
The vessel's down.
27 in transport.
(suspenseful music)
(subtle music)
- [Silas] The black community has been through a lot.
So much.
For years, the church and the black community were partners,
work together for the betterment of our people.
Today, we don't work with each other, and I hate to say it,
this shows
we as a people are not where we are supposed to be,
and you can blame it on racism,
poverty, drugs,
social media influence, lack of funding in our communities,
and make no mistake, these all play a role,
but they are not the main problem, no, no, no.
The number one problem in the black community today is
the black woman.
- [Man] Amen.
- That's right, the modern black woman is the problem.
We all know it's true, but no one wants to speak on it.
Scared of getting canceled.
Y'all gone cancel me?
- [All] Never, Father Silas.
- [Silas] This female, Tiara Anderson,
she's infected with hoe culture.
It's all up in her,
from the rooter to the tooter as they say.
I mean, she may look healthy, but that's the trick.
I mean, as healthy as Magic Johnson looks,
we wouldn't accept blood from that man
under any circumstances!
Just like we won't fall into this vessel's thirst traps.
She wants your attention.
She's begging for it
because she wants to spread her sickness to you,
to your daughter, to your sister, to your wife.
No, not in this house.
- [Woman] Amen.
- Brothers don't play that.
- Black females like Tiara here,
they ain't worried about they soul.
No, they ain't worried about getting no husband.
No, they don't need no man.
What are they?
- [All] I-N-D-E-P-E-D-E-N-T!
- That's right, and we all know what that means.
The destruction of the black community.
The black community is burning
and females like Tiara Anderson are just out here,
twerking in the ashes.
We need women who will elevate the race.
Older black women, they supported the black man,
had his back through very tough times.
Most of the time,
these black men did not return the love and devotion
that these queens bestowed on him,
and unlike the white man at that time,
the black man could not offer an elevated life.
The most he could offer was some love
and maybe a slightly easier life,
but most of y'all sisters didn't even get that,
and maybe that might explain
why some of them are the way that they are,
but that doesn't excuse it.
I have tried!
Lord knows I have tried to help these women,
but females like Tiara here,
they laugh at me,
call me old fashioned,
tell me I'm out of touch,
and for years I thought there was nothing I could do.
Until one day I remembered, y'all,
God loves everyone!
Even the hoes!
(crowd cheering)
- Gotta love the hoes!
Gotta love the hoes!
- [Silas] What I did, I prayed for them hoes.
(dramatic gospel music)
Oh, I prayed for them hoes.
I prayed, I prayed.
Lord knows I prayed,
and then one day, a spirit in a beam of light,
it came to me.
- [Voice Whispering] Save these hoes, save these hoes,
save these hoes, save these hoes, save these hoes.
- [Silas] So I went to that light
and that light spoke to me.
It said it knew my heart.
It gave me the power and the knowledge
needed to save our people.
- [Voice Whispering] Save these hoes, save these hoes,
you gotta save these hoes.
Save these hoes, save these hoes, save these hoes.
- [Silas] It gave me the power
to save these hoes.
- Bring them back to the Lord.
- I went all over the city.
I talked to everyone I could meet, I passed out flyers,
but just like before, nothing happened.
They didn't want my help.
Not until one day, my prayers were answered.
- Father, may I have a word?
- What can I help you with, my sister?
She told me she wanted to be helped.
She said she wanted to be a better woman.
That hoe wanted to be saved.
She confessed to me about her whorish ways.
The men she slept with, the boyfriend she cheated on,
the late nights, the clubs.
Oh Lord, she was waist deep in hoe culture,
so I set out to help her
the best way I knew how.
(suspenseful music)
(object crashing)
(ethereal music)
(object landing)
She was so thankful for the help.
She was ready for me to do God's work.
She asked me to help, so I helped her.
I used the power the spirit gave me
to rid her of those infected parts of her soul.
(electricity buzzing)
I rid her of her infection, but there was um,
a complication.
The hoe culture had dug so deep,
taking that hoe up out of her,
it also took part of her soul.
That's what made her, well, her and now that was gone too.
The spirit presented me with a choice.
Leave this woman in her current state,
a state barely anyone would call along,
or let her be a vessel for a new soul.
I had my doubts, y'all,
but the spirit told me this,
"Sometimes the owner of a luxury car
can no longer keep up the payments."
So the spirit taught me this process-
(Silas chuckling)
And I allowed the spirit to take that vessel.
(beam whirring)
- [Congregation] Praise for our sister, praise.
- [Silas] Come on up here, please.
- Praise!
(people clapping and cheering)
- Not only was this woman integral in growing this church,
but this woman showed me what true love really was.
We married shortly after her transfer
and let me tell you all,
she has made me happier than I've ever been in my life.
I wanted other men, and I mean good men,
to experience what I had,
so I sought to find the worthy men.
First lady would bring the good spirits
and we'd bring them together.
These spirits wanted to come back.
They wanted another chance
to enjoy life with men that valued them.
They just needed the right vessel,
and that brings us to why we are here today.
Go ahead.
Walk him in, please.
- Don't be alarmed.
Brother Josiah has entered the spirit realm.
We put him there.
He's fine.
He's spending time with the spirit
that is to become his bride.
In the spirit realm, time passes differently.
A day here can be like months there.
So Brother Josiah has had what may be months,
or even an eternity to get to know his soon-to-be bride.
I'm so happy for him.
(eerie suspenseful music)
- [Silas] Brother Josiah
came to our church a couple years ago,
said he wanted to find a God-fearing woman.
It took some time for him to become worthy
of getting the sister.
He had to get a good career.
Sisters, he had to get his credit right.
Savings!
He had to become worthy of getting any woman,
so we could find him the right woman,
and we have.
We have found him this beautiful vessel for his spirit wife,
and we are looking for brides for all of our brothers!
We want all of our members to experience this joy.
Well well, look who's back.
(dramatic suspenseful music)
Are you ready to take your wife?
- I believe I am.
- No.
(Tiara muffling)
- I guess the vessel has something to say.
- How, how, how are you okay with this?
How is anybody okay with this?
This is the cure?
- I never called it a cure.
- So your fight against hoe culture
is to replace real women with some spirit pick me bitches?
- Someone muzzle that vessel.
- Somebody help me, help me, help me!
Help me.
- [All] We are helping you.
- [Crowd] Get the hoe up out you, get the hoe up out you,
get the hoe up out you, get the hoe up out you,
get the hoe up out you.
(bangles jingling)
(intense dramatic music)
(crowd chanting)
(intense dramatic music)
(music fades out)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic sound)
- [Distorted Voice] So pretty, so young.
- [Tiara] So what happens to me?
- [Distorted Voice] I don't know, and I really don't care.
(Tiara screaming)
(dramatic sound)
* Will the whole world bow down *
* Whole world bow to, whole world bow to *
(ring sparkling)
* Whole world bow to, whole world bow to *
- You recited your vows in the spirit realm?
- We did.
- Well, you may now salute your bride.
(crowd clapping and cheering)
Another holy union performed by the church.
This is what God wants.
It may seem radical to some,
but this is what our people need.
This is how we get ahead as a unit,
as one people with the same goal.
We are creating the perfect black unit.
Strong, God-fearing provider
with a submissive, God-fearing nurturer.
We keep creating these bonds,
and in time, no one will be able to stop us.
* Oh Lord, I was lost *
* So very lost, the brothers found me *
* The brothers made me the Nubian queen I could be *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Let your inner light shine through *
* Get that hoe up outta you *
* Lord, I was for the streets *
* Oh Lord, I was a big old freak *
* But the brothers, those are real men *
* And it takes real men to make a good woman *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Let your inner light shine through *
* Get that hoe up outta you *
* Oh Lord, I was for the streets *
* Oh Lord, I was a big old freak *
* But the brothers, those are real men *
* And it takes real men to make a good woman *
* Get the hoe up outta you, get the hoe *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Let your inner light shine through *
* Get that hoe up outta you *
* Oh Lord, I was lost *
* So very lost, the brothers found me *
* The brothers made me the Nubian queen I could be *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Let your inner light shine through *
* Get that hoe up outta you *
(subtle music)
* Hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you, get the hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you, let the light shine through *
* Get the hoe up outta you, get the hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you, let the light shine through *
* Hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you, get the hoe up outta you *
* Get the hoe up outta you, let the light shine through *
* Hoe up out ya, hoe up out ya *
* Hoe up out ya, get the hoe up out ya *
* Hoe up out ya, hoe up out ya *
* Hoe up out ya, get the hoe up out ya *
(music stops)