1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:06,039 (♪♪♪) 3 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:11,244 (♪♪♪) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:37,437 (CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING) 6 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,607 COLIN: I just don't want anybody to get hurt, that's all. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,610 Nobody's gonna get hurt, okay? 8 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,446 I mean, this is just a bunch of rich people. 9 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,657 They're losing an amount of money 10 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,416 so insignificant to 'em that they're willing 11 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,151 to gamble it all away. 12 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,719 I mean, I'd say 13 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:56,222 the error factor is pretty low in this situation. 14 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,600 Yeah, but pointing a gun at people. 15 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,260 I mean, I've never even held a gun before. 16 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,896 Which is why I removed the bullets. 17 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,731 You did? 18 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:07,167 Absolutely. 19 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,201 Now, come on. 20 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,703 Enough of the chit-chat. 21 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,671 We've got a job to do. 22 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,307 - Just wait a second. - Oh, come on. No. 23 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,675 No, shush. 24 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,144 Look, all I'm asking is we think about this for a minute. 25 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,480 Collie, you've had enough minutes already. 26 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:21,757 A couple of more is not gonna do any good. 27 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,616 There's no sense of being afraid now. 28 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,285 Who said anything about being afraid? 29 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:28,455 Collie. Come on. 30 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,623 People like you and me. 31 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,526 The world... the world goes out of its way 32 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,628 to keep us exactly where we are. 33 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,432 I mean, look at us. 34 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,568 Look at the situation we're in. 35 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,771 Now, I don't like what we have to do here. 36 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,374 - You like it plenty. - All right, maybe we do. 37 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:51,478 But my personal predilection towards stealing 38 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,279 has nothing to do with the fact 39 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:56,416 that our backs are against the wall. 40 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,688 And if we're ever gonna get what we want, 41 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,359 We have no choice but to take it. 42 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:10,530 Opportunity does not knock twice. 43 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,800 A lot of money in there. 44 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,335 TERRY: Lotta money. 45 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,774 Lotta rich people. 46 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:34,780 (♪♪♪) 47 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:57,344 (indistinct shouting) 48 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,317 Code red! Code red! Code red! 49 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,319 TERRY: All right, partners! 50 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,787 Put your hands in the air. 51 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:08,822 This is a robb... 52 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,291 Thank God, you're here! 53 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,459 Wait. 54 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,762 Who are you two? 55 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,867 ♪ It's Christmas time! ♪ 56 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,602 ♪ Grab your coat ♪ 57 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,504 ♪ It's getting cold ♪ 58 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,040 ♪ Just look at the falling snow ♪ 59 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,576 ANNA: Christmas movies aren't cheesy. 60 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,312 Who raised you? 61 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,748 MANNY: Okay, maybe they're not cheesy. 62 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,716 But come on, Anna, they're not serious movies. 63 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,893 ANNA: Well, yeah, they're not supposed to be. 64 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,820 I mean, Christmas movies are all about wish fulfillment. 65 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,756 We watch them and we're taken to a place 66 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,592 where dreams come to life. 67 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,460 I mean, Christmas is an entire holiday 68 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,629 centered around getting the things that we want. 69 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,631 Could be spending time with loved ones 70 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,668 or I don't know, finally making out with your crush. 71 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,072 I thought you'd never ask. 72 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:02,809 All I'm saying is that in my experience, 73 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,744 wishes rarely come true. 74 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:11,551 But with Christmas and movies, they make us feel like maybe, 75 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,553 sometimes, they can. 76 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,323 And that is why I love Christmas movies so much. 77 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,693 Hmm. 78 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,431 Is that what you're working on? 79 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,765 - A Christmas movie? - What? No. 80 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,534 I mean... 81 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,087 I mean, I am working on a movie, but it's not a Christmas movie. 82 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,441 - MANNY Can I read it? - Not a chance. 83 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,943 Um, okay, so you're writing a movie 84 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,412 that no one can read. 85 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,881 Well, I'll let people read it. 86 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,750 Eventually. 87 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,552 Probably. 88 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:46,686 Sure. 89 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,588 Well, in the meantime, 90 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,690 why don't you go work on that at home? 91 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,734 I know you can't beat the company 92 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:52,959 you get to keep here, 93 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,862 but it's gonna take me a while to clean up 94 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,531 after these beautiful holiday drunks. 95 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,568 Well, I'd love to close out, but um... 96 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,869 - Someone's in there? - Yeah. 97 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:06,973 Yo, hombre! 98 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,708 We're closed. 99 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,752 Get a move on or we'd have to lock you 100 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:10,610 in there till morning. 101 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,846 Yeah, yeah. 102 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,981 Place got crappy service. 103 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,549 That crappy service, anyway. 104 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,518 And... and them bathrooms, man? 105 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,553 You should be ashamed of yourself, man. 106 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:21,921 That's not for people. 107 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,524 People shouldn't use those bathrooms. 108 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:25,668 I went in there, and I was... I was like, 109 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,762 "I'm not a person, 'cause that bathroom is nasty." 110 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,864 That was beautiful. Was that Shakespeare? 111 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,900 So, I am guessing 112 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:38,872 that you two can't be bothered with giving me another round? 113 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:39,949 Sorry, Manny, I forgot to tell you. 114 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,875 - Credit card machine's down. - Sorry? 115 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,610 You're gonna have to pay with cash, sir. 116 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:49,716 (♪♪♪) 117 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,753 ANNA: Here you go. 118 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,389 Although, hey, you mind swapping out a 10 for two 5s? 119 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,430 A 10. 120 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,669 Oh, you still owe me 5. 121 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,542 Actually, you know what? You keep that. 122 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,610 I'll give you 10. 123 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,946 You give me 20. 124 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,515 And we're good. 125 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,951 Although, a tip. 126 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,586 It's Christmas. 127 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,526 - Happy holidays. - Thank you. 128 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,661 FOSTER: Hmm. 129 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:37,931 Huh. 130 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,467 Just a little trick my dad taught me. 131 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,534 Hey. 132 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,737 Everybody's got a little larceny operating in them. 133 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,906 Oh, Bing Crosby. White Christmas. 134 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,541 Nice. See? 135 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,043 We make a great team. 136 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,811 Now, about that making out. 137 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,055 PAUL: Hey, you two. Back to work, huh? 138 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,547 That's it. 139 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,825 Working my boss voice, how'd that sound? 140 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,550 Pretty good? 141 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,919 Like a manager... Man... Managerial? 142 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,955 Man... Managerial? 143 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,257 Man... Managera... Like a manager guy? 144 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,092 Pretty good, right? Uh, kinda. 145 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,227 PAUL: Okay. 146 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,161 I just heard you guys talking about Christmas movies, 147 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:12,032 and no one said the best one of all time. 148 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,967 No? Still? 149 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,835 - Die Hard? Come on. - Oh, dude. 150 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:16,736 - Come on. - PAUL: What? 151 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,539 - What's wrong with Die Hard? - It rules. 152 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,508 - PAUL: Yeah. - It reinvented the action genre. 153 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:22,718 Yes. Thank you. ANNA: It made Bruce Willis a star. 154 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:23,843 But we have to stop 155 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,013 with this whole Die Hard is a Christmas movie argument. 156 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,848 - Why? - It's played out. 157 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,292 And there are so many other great Christmas movies 158 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:31,951 that we could be talking about instead. 159 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,287 Gonna have to hit the disagree button on this one. 160 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,121 Big time. 161 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,022 Babe, back me up on this, come on. 162 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,857 Oh. No. 163 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,593 I never see no Die Hard. 164 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,028 What? Are you serious? 165 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,630 What? Am I living a li... You... 166 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,740 I have no idea what's going on right now. 167 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,599 I know, baby, but you're used to it. 168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,768 (CHUCKLES) 169 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,770 Baby, I'm just teasing. 170 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,539 I'm just trying to stay on Anna's good side, 171 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,741 so when she's out there in Hollywood making movies, 172 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,676 she'll invite us to her red carpet. 173 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,612 CHIP ON SPEAKER: Everyone! Kitchen! Meeting! Now! 174 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,781 This guy, dude. 175 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,482 Hey. 176 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,018 Now, that sounded managerial. 177 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,329 - Managerial. - Managerial. Managerial. 178 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,721 What crawled up his butt? 179 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:08,955 This guy sucks ass. 180 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,560 Here's your cut of the tip we got earlier. 181 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,794 No. You earned it. 182 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,629 Hmm. 183 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,864 Alright, fine. 184 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,966 But I'm only taking 5. 185 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,034 Why are you being nice? 186 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,135 It's weird. 187 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,904 MANNY: I'm always nice. 188 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,840 Or maybe I just want Teddy to get his new bike. 189 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:30,810 (♪♪♪) 190 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,952 (indistinct chatter & laughter in background) 191 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,660 Okie dokie. 192 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,797 So, the restaurant is closing effective immediately. 193 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,874 - EMPLOYEE 1: What? - EMPLOYEE 2: Is he kidding? 194 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,376 - Are you serious? - EMPLOYEE 3: What is this guy... 195 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,334 - EMPLOYEE 4: This is crazy. - CHIP: Yeah. 196 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,070 So, go ahead and clear all your belongings 197 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,906 and say your goodbyes, and uh, your final paycheck 198 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:00,974 will arrive in the mail. 199 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,842 - What? - NIKKI: Huh? 200 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,144 Oh. We ain't got a mailbox. 201 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,078 ANNA: What's happening? 202 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,213 Look, it's not hard to understand, Anna. 203 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,214 Costs are up. 204 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,783 Business is down. 205 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,684 And I'ma get out of here 206 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,619 while I still got a shirt on my back. 207 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,788 But it seems like business has been great. 208 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,056 Like, I'm busting me buttocks 209 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,833 all day every day back here behind the grill. 210 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,894 - ANNA: Yeah. - Oh. Oh, wow. 211 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,096 Colin, I had no idea you were an accountant. 212 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,907 Do you... do you have some other hidden talents 213 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,066 you've been hiding from us? 214 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:30,203 Uh, you're like a dancer or maybe a wizard? 215 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,871 Hmm? No. 216 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,940 - COLIN: No. - No? 217 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:37,043 Well, then, why don't you leave the business decisions 218 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,113 to the person that owns the business? 219 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,114 That's me. 220 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,683 And I say, we're closed. 221 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,751 End of story. 222 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,154 You dirty, cheap bastard. 223 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,789 It's Christmas, you son of a... 224 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,826 You can't give us the boot on Christmas. 225 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,127 Oh, yeah? Says who? 226 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,129 Says... 227 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,731 - The government. - CHIP: Oh. 228 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,265 CHIP: The government. Ah. 229 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,035 Well, why don't you call up the government 230 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,105 and see how far you get with that? 231 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,907 Or what I could do is take this pan 232 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,218 - and shove it up your... - Terry. Terry. 233 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,011 No, no, Terry. 234 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,746 No. 235 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,313 Yeah, well, also, you said you were gonna make me manager, 236 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,247 like last week. What... 237 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,750 Was that... 238 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,852 Okay, Paul. You're a manager. 239 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,755 - Okay. - And you're fired. 240 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,089 - Sick, dude. - CHIP: Yeah. 241 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,025 Well, what about our bonuses? 242 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,060 Is that gonna come with our paycheck? 243 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,729 Are you serious? Wow. 244 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,832 Anna, you know, there's no trophies for participation. 245 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,234 There's no medal for second place. 246 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,669 And silver? 247 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,674 And there's sure as hell no bonuses when you fail. 248 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,144 It's your restaurant, Chip. 249 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,179 If anyone's failed here, I'm pretty sure it's you. 250 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:46,846 EMPLOYEES: Yeah. 251 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,048 Oh. 252 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,850 Like I'm gonna be lectured about failure from you, Manny. 253 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,886 What are you, a 30-year-old busboy? 254 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,187 Let's just get him. Okay? 255 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,789 You get one and I'll get the other. 256 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,723 COLIN: Terry. Christ. 257 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,025 So... so that's it? We're all unemployed? 258 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,927 You just... you just tossin' us out? 259 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,295 Yeah. Oh. 260 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,198 Uh, but tomorrow, I'm still hosting 261 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:08,768 my annual holiday poker game and I'll need staff to work it. 262 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,205 So, given the circumstances, I'm assuming 263 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,941 that you all still need the cash, right? 264 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,142 (sighs) 265 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,944 CHIP: Yeah. I thought so. 266 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,179 All right. Yay! 267 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,114 It's a win-win for everybody. 268 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:28,221 (indistinct whispering) 269 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,056 COLIN: This guy... 270 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,925 Told ya. 271 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:39,958 (♪♪♪) 272 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,887 (TYPING ON PHONE) 273 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:08,920 (♪♪♪) 274 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,245 What the hell? 275 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,080 Something of interest to you there? 276 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,149 ANNA: Oh. No. No. 277 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,851 I... I was just gonna make the cash drop. 278 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:32,986 CHIP: Oh. 279 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:36,156 Well, make the drop, and go. 280 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,308 You know, you shouldn't do this to people. 281 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,801 Not on Christmas. 282 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,973 You know, I used to be a boxer? 283 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,407 ANNA: Yes. 284 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,842 Pretty good one. 285 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,278 Once upon a time. 286 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,612 Golden gloves and everything. 287 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,181 ANNA: Good for you. 288 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,425 I'm sure a pair of gold boxing gloves 289 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,018 have been incredibly useful to you in life. 290 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,186 What? 291 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,321 No, you ding-dong. 292 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,925 Golden gloves doesn't mean that gloves are gold. 293 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,094 It means that you're a champion. 294 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,030 It means that you did your time in the ring 295 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,332 and you came out on top. 296 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,934 Yeah. 297 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,302 You know what I learned throughout 298 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:26,272 that whole arduous process? 299 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,375 How to get punched a lot? 300 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,043 CHIP: How to get punched a lot. Yeah. 301 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,345 That's exactly what I learned. 302 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,619 You know, Iron Mike Tyson said, 303 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:38,084 "Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face." 304 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:44,457 Trick is, when you do get punched in the face, 305 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,493 you gotta keep standing. 306 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,328 You gotta keep fighting. 307 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,230 Huh? 308 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,265 Because no one makes it to gloves 309 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,502 lying on the mat, waiting for the ref to count 310 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,371 their sorry ass out. 311 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,908 Pooh. 312 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,178 Remind me. 313 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,414 You inherited this restaurant from your dad, right? 314 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,916 Yeah. 315 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,389 Yeah, he built it from the ground up. 316 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,955 Why? 317 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,023 Just pointing out 318 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,359 that some of us have to fight harder than others. 319 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,393 Thank you. 320 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,428 Pointing that out. 321 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,204 (grunts) 322 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,373 PAUL: Okay, so, should we just kill this guy or what? 323 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,974 Eh. 324 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,176 What I'd like to do? 325 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:42,015 I'd like to grab that slimy bastard by the neck 326 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:46,152 and squeeze and squeeze until his face 327 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,556 goes bright red like a ripe tomato 328 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,426 and one of those eyes in his bulging face goes... 329 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,428 (imitates pop) out of his head. 330 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,098 Okay. 331 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,301 That's like real specific and... and horrifying. 332 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,303 - Cheers, love. - I'll cheers to that. 333 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,539 - I love that. - Yeah. 334 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,451 PAUL: Seriously though, babe. What are we gonna do? 335 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,976 We need that bonus for the apartment. 336 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,177 Bad. 337 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,545 I don't know. 338 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,381 I mean, it ain't like anyone's hiring 339 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,050 restaurant staff in January. 340 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,152 Don't even say January. 341 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,155 We live in a truck with no heat or bathroom. 342 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,323 It's not a great sitch. 343 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,558 Oh, I know. 344 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,293 Well, if you guys need a place to stay, 345 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,337 I mean, you're always welcome to jump in. 346 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,362 Ow! 347 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,499 What, mate? (indistinct speech) 348 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,401 I appreciate ya, Colin. 349 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,237 But Paul and I will... we'll figure it out. 350 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,439 I don't know. 351 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,508 It ain't the first time we ran into some bad luck. 352 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,176 PAUL: Yeah. 353 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,078 Some good luck would be nice. 354 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,479 Change of pace. 355 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,549 ANNA: Hey, can I ask you guys a question? 356 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,060 Have any of you noticed your paychecks 357 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,086 being a little light? 358 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,187 TERRY: No. 359 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,057 I saw something weird on Chip's computer and it... 360 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,159 Probably nothing, but I took my last paycheck 361 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,394 and I calculated out all the social security, taxes, 362 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,365 all that and I'm pretty sure I'm like 14 bucks short. 363 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,334 14 whole dollars? 364 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,501 Oh, wow. 365 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,470 Our financial woes are solved. 366 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,081 I'm not saying it's gonna solve all our problems, 367 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,073 you mouthy leprechaun. 368 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,417 I'm just wondering where the money is going. 369 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,542 Is anybody else curious? 370 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,811 - Not really. - ANNA: Anyone? 371 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,146 Okay. Whatever. I'm getting another beer. 372 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,247 (chuckles) 373 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,248 No, Anna. Anna. 374 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,084 Uh, no, seriously, Anna, Anna. 375 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,085 Yes. 376 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,195 TERRY: While you're up there, would you... 377 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,821 No. 378 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,622 Geez. Would you look at that? 379 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,224 We're all on the same sinking ship. 380 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,401 And now, more than ever, we need to... 381 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,560 MANNY: Terry. 382 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,397 You talk too much. 383 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,532 Oh, ow. 384 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,301 Just take that, chump. 385 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,440 So this is it, huh? 386 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,576 One last shift. 387 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,511 Wait. 388 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,446 Are you actually going to show up tomorrow? 389 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,081 And serve Chip? 390 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,317 And all those tosses he calls friends? 391 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,487 PAUL: Did you miss the part just now where we live in a truck? 392 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,554 We need the money, dude. 393 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,588 Bad. 394 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,859 Look. I mean, does it suck? 395 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,595 We have to work on Christmas Eve serving a bunch of rich jerks 396 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,164 as... as they blow more money in one night 397 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,233 than we'll see in months. 398 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,367 Yeah, yeah. 399 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,204 It does, but we ain't got the luxury of being picky. 400 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,574 Dude, I wouldn't mind blowing 10Gs in one go. 401 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,309 It'd be nice. 402 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,177 With all those buy-ins, there's gonna be 403 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,212 like 60K in that place tomorrow night. 404 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,188 Imagine walking around with that kind of dough. 405 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,354 Yeah. 406 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,624 Imagine that. 407 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,661 Oh, well, look at the time. 408 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,630 Uh, Colin, we best be going. 409 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:47,400 Um, we got that uh, early appointment 410 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,469 to get that... that rash of yours. 411 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,247 - You got a rash, dude? - What? What? No. No. 412 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:51,805 - Ew. - Oh. 413 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,406 Collie, Collie, come on. 414 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,507 Yeah, me too. Me too. 415 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,442 Well, minus the rash. 416 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,443 I... I ain't got a rash. 417 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,578 Baby, come on, let's go. 418 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,480 Baby, get your jacket. Let's go. 419 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,417 (♪♪♪) 420 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,222 PAUL: What are those two up to? 421 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,192 Maybe Anna's finally realizing Manny has a crush on her. 422 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,460 PAUL: He does? 423 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,627 - PAUL: How long? - Let's go. 424 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,396 PAUL: Okay. 425 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,399 And if you were to steal money that's already been stolen? 426 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,136 Who could you report that to? 427 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:35,682 (♪♪♪) 428 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,395 You're gonna catch your death out here. 429 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,263 Hey. 430 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,197 What are you doing up? 431 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,341 What? You run out of old Cheers episodes 432 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,333 to fall to fall asleep to? 433 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,406 Hey, easy on your old man. 434 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,503 I watch more than just Cheers. 435 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,704 I also watch Columbo. 436 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,772 Oh. 437 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,410 My back. 438 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,211 One of them nights. 439 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,312 Sorry. 440 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,648 So tell me. 441 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,753 Unless you've got the world's smallest bicycle, 442 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:16,456 I don't think I see Teddy's Christmas gift anywhere. 443 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,360 I lost my job today, dad. 444 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,329 You what? 445 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,731 Chip closed the restaurant. 446 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,299 No notice. No nothing. 447 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,568 He's not even giving us our holiday bonus. 448 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,437 On Christmas? 449 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,205 He's doing this on Christmas? 450 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,444 Sweetie, I'm sorry. 451 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,021 I shouldn't have said that thing about the bike. 452 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,780 I... I didn't know what I... 453 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,349 The year that kid has had. 454 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,528 Do you know how long it's been since his deadbeat dad 455 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,721 even picked up a phone to call him? 456 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,856 - Something like six months. - Eight. 457 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,359 It has been eight months. 458 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,527 Hey. 459 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,571 Teddy's gonna have a good Christmas. 460 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,406 - He's gonna be fine. - No, he just wants a bike. 461 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,431 That is it. 462 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,334 And I was gonna use some of that money to take 463 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,268 a filmmaking class, 464 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,902 but I can't spend that kind of money now. 465 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,307 Who knows when I'm gonna get more work? 466 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,260 And you gotta take care of your crippled old man. 467 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,746 I'll get a job. 468 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,714 Whatever it takes, I'll get a job. 469 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,750 You already got a job, dad. 470 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,818 You take care of Teddy. 471 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:19,786 I don't think you realize how much childcare 472 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,455 can cost these days. 473 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,458 Plus, I claim you as a dependent on my taxes, 474 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,526 you're a nice write-off. 475 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,865 Look. 476 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:32,766 We're gonna be okay. 477 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,267 We will. 478 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,537 There's one thing I learned 479 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,875 is that no one looks after people like us. 480 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,510 No one. That's why. 481 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,787 That's why we take care of each other. 482 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,812 That's right. 483 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:50,650 Coming in? 484 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,286 I'm turning into a snow globe out here. 485 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,423 No, you go ahead. I need another minute. 486 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,792 Take your time. 487 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,797 Florida. 488 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,398 That's where we should get some jobs. 489 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,600 Florida. 490 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,439 (WALKING STICK CLICKING) 491 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:35,987 (♪♪♪) 492 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:24,377 (CAR WHIRRING) 493 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,660 (clears throat) 494 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,631 (♪♪♪) 495 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,665 (CAR DOOR CLOSES IN BACK) 496 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,603 SONNY: Hey, Billy. 497 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,608 I want you to wait out here for me. 498 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,777 And most importantly, hey, 499 00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,021 I want you to stay awake, you understand? 500 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,715 No sleeping on the job. 501 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,825 I'll stay awake, Uncle Sonny. 502 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,794 - You can count on me. - SONNY: I can count on you? 503 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:05,952 Look at you. 504 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,054 Like you're sleeping already. 505 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,823 How do... how do I look? 506 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,060 You kids, all you kids look perpetually bored. 507 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:15,762 It's your faces. 508 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,964 You got no muscle. 509 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,233 Why don't you do some face exercises 510 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,601 while you're waiting for me? 511 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,672 Sure. Yeah, okay. 512 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:29,642 Okay, Uncle Sonny. I'll do some, uh, face-ups. 513 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:33,580 (♪♪♪) 514 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,652 (yawns) 515 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,028 Sonny Carmichael! 516 00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:51,031 The man we've been waiting for! 517 00:23:51,064 --> 00:23:52,108 I'm glad you could make it, brother. 518 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:53,099 Glad I could make it? 519 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:55,568 You practically blackmailed me into being here. 520 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,979 I thought I was gonna wake up with a horse's head in my bed. 521 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,038 (laughs) 522 00:23:58,071 --> 00:23:59,572 Well, you know how these things are. 523 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,017 I mean, you know, one guy misses one year, 524 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,275 another guy misses the next. 525 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,209 And before you know it, 526 00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,078 our tradition's not a tradition anymore. 527 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,212 Well, you owe me. 528 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:09,783 I had to hire Marie's dimwit nephew to drive me here. 529 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,752 It was the only way I could get another Christmas Eve off. 530 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,287 Where is everybody? 531 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,623 Oh, you know, they're... they're around. 532 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,694 Well, I'm sorry about that. 533 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,862 Well, why don't you let me make it up to you, huh? 534 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:23,963 With a drink. 535 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,001 - Oh, lookie here. - Hey. 536 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:31,538 It must be Christmas, because my eyes are getting 537 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,741 a full glimpse of Mr. Sonny Carmichael Esquire. 538 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,743 Louis, you know I'd love to see you more often, 539 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:37,853 but wouldn't it be wrong of me 540 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,846 to clean you out more than once a year? 541 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,782 Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? 542 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:43,783 You started it, huh? 543 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,085 You started it. 544 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,720 Hi, Sonny. 545 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,022 Long time no see. 546 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:50,132 CHUCK: How's it hangin', Sonny? 547 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,925 Hey, Anna. 548 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,095 A drink for our esteemed guest, Mr. Carmichael. 549 00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:58,331 I'll have a vodka orange juice, sweetheart. 550 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,734 - ANNA: So a screwdriver? - Anna. 551 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:01,868 ANNA: What? 552 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,913 He's been ordering the same drink for like 50 years. 553 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:06,072 I figured he might want to know it has a name. 554 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,744 (laughing) 555 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,015 SONNY: Feisty. 556 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:16,649 I like that. 557 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,852 I'll have a screwdriver, please. 558 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,687 Coming right up. 559 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,989 Let me get these empties out of the way. 560 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,624 I assume another round for everyone? 561 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:25,558 - CHUCK & LOUIS: Yep. - Thank you. 562 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,969 Why... why are you collecting em... empties? 563 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:28,695 Where's Manny? 564 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:29,662 Couldn't tell ya. 565 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,731 Maybe he's running late. 566 00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:32,932 Running late. 567 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:36,202 My favorite night of the year. My busboy's running late. 568 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:36,870 (chuckles) 569 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,872 What are you gonna do, Chip? 570 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:39,973 Fire him? 571 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:42,976 Again? 572 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:48,081 I'll be back with those drinks. 573 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:51,084 Gentlemen. And lady. 574 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:52,218 You know how we do it here. 575 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,888 This is old school five-card draw. 576 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:58,925 None of that Texas hold 'em, college dorm room nonsense. 577 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,828 We play down, and we play dirty, 578 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,664 and we play until there's a winner. 579 00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:06,666 And only one winner. 580 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,836 So you may go home and tell your significant others 581 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,839 that you broke even, but you better be sure. 582 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,175 You either win or you lose. 583 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:20,246 So, now that we're talking about the wager, 584 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,016 it's time to buy in, hmm. 585 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,752 And much like the cards we're about to play, 586 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:28,888 let's get that cash up on the table. 587 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,991 Hmm, hmm. Oh yeah. 588 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:36,096 One more makes an even 60K. 589 00:26:36,129 --> 00:26:37,797 Oh my goodness. 590 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,236 Oh. 591 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:46,673 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put this, 592 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:51,144 uh, well, in a safe place. 593 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,980 (laughing) 594 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,015 CHUCK: In a safe. 595 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,149 Yeah. 596 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:59,052 (FOOT FALLING) 597 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,859 (SAFE CLICKING) 598 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:11,264 Wow. 599 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,804 (♪♪♪) 600 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:18,981 Can I help you with something? 601 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:21,875 Hey, no, I'm... I... I'm good. 602 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,753 I was... I was wondering, do you... do you like, 603 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,245 do you need anything or are you good? 604 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:26,179 CHIP: Oh, oh, thanks. 605 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,223 Yeah, yeah. I do need something. 606 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:30,717 I need you to serve my guests. 607 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,219 And I need to know why I don't hear grease frying 608 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:35,221 or see any food being prepped. 609 00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:38,191 Yeah. The uh, McMahon brothers no show today. 610 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:40,827 What? Are you kidding? 611 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:44,097 First Manny and now those Irish knuckleheads? 612 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,198 PAUL: Yeah. 613 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,133 You did fire everybody yesterday. 614 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,201 Like all of us. 615 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,936 CHIP: Yeah. Can you cook? 616 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,104 Not at all. 617 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,173 Okay, well, figure it out. 618 00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:54,441 How hard can it be? Right? 619 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:58,812 You just uh, cook up anything that's not vile if overcooked 620 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,214 or uh, deadly if undercooked. 621 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,816 Right? 622 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:03,817 - Yeah. - Huh? 623 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:04,818 You got it? Do you? 624 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:05,518 - Yeah. - CHIP: You got it. 625 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:06,886 PAUL: Okay. Mm-hmm. 626 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,987 Okay, yeah. 627 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,859 - Get to work! - Yeah. 628 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:13,860 There we go. 629 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,261 It's cooking... cooking time. 630 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,533 Hello, kitchen. 631 00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:21,835 Hello? 632 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,870 (STATIC ON PHONE) 633 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,138 NIKKI: Pst. 634 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,076 Yeah. Oh hey. 635 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,945 Yeah, he's gone, ghost is clear. Come on. 636 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,316 You can do this like fast, right? 637 00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:38,018 It's not gonna take you a long time. 638 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,052 Hell, I don't know. 639 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,021 I guess we'll find out. 640 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:43,556 Just keep Chip distracted and out of my hair 641 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,358 and I'll do my thing. 642 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,894 (CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING) 643 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,829 All right. 644 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:51,331 Let the games begin. 645 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,804 ♪ Christmas is coming ♪ 646 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,340 ♪ The snowflakes will be falling ♪ 647 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:04,878 ♪ It's the most wonderful time of year ♪ 648 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,883 ♪ So hang up your stockings ♪ 649 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,886 ♪ Put the tinsel on the tree ♪ 650 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:18,091 ♪ Because Christmas is coming our way ♪ 651 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:26,124 (♪♪♪) 652 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:40,880 ♪ So baby, light a fire, and we'll toast the night away ♪ 653 00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:47,053 ♪ Because Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming ♪ 654 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:51,391 ♪ Christmas is coming our way ♪ 655 00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:57,197 That's why I don't go to Vegas anymore. 656 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,631 I just don't do it. 657 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:00,934 It's amateur hour. 658 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,902 - HECTOR: Hell. - They did it to themselves. 659 00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:04,938 You know, Vegas turned into a theme park. 660 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,473 You can't tell if you're on the strip, 661 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,641 if you're at Disneyland. 662 00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:10,310 Don't you agree, Sonny? 663 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:12,012 Were... weren't we about to discuss 664 00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:13,146 Sonny's new partnership? 665 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:16,983 That was the whole point of Elvis' comeback concert. 666 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,657 It was supposed to be a Christmas special. 667 00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:20,020 But the King said... 668 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:21,454 (vocalizes) 669 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:25,392 Oh, no, no, no, no ain't no family friendly BS. 670 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:28,061 It's gonna be a rock 'n' roll show." 671 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,497 (ALL CHUCKLES) 672 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:31,865 It's that... it's you... 673 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:35,502 HECTOR: Now keep in mind, he ain't performed live in seven years. 674 00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:37,146 - EDEN & LOUIS: Yeah. - HECTOR: He was in the army. 675 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:40,273 Then he spent all that time making them bad movies 676 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,676 and bad music to go along with it. 677 00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:44,377 - I saw that concert. - HECTOR: You did? 678 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:45,478 Yeah, I remember 679 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,247 sitting around watching with my family. 680 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,251 All of us gathered around the TV like it was church. 681 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,987 Hector, you're the expert. 682 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,689 You think Elvis is dead? 683 00:30:55,722 --> 00:30:59,959 Well, yeah, he's... he's dead now. 684 00:30:59,993 --> 00:31:01,027 But he wasn't dead then. 685 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:05,999 (laughing) 686 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,010 He's dead now. (laughing) 687 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,011 (Hector coughs) 688 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,245 Wasn't dead then. 689 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,982 Hey, so about that job. 690 00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:25,251 Uh, I'm told that it's with the governor's brother. 691 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:28,021 Is that... is that right? 692 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,456 It's nothing. Just work stuff. 693 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:33,026 Oh, yeah. 694 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,028 I mean, it can't be... it can't be nothing. 695 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,472 We're talking about the governor's brother, right? 696 00:31:36,496 --> 00:31:37,464 That's not nothing. 697 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:40,166 Look, I don't want to talk shop. 698 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,036 I just need to play cards with my friends. 699 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,038 Yeah, no, no. Yeah, me too. 700 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,307 It's your bet, Chip. 701 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,340 No, I know. 702 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:52,445 - I'm just wondering. - Why? 703 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:55,148 Why are you so curious to know what I'm up to with anyone? 704 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,318 And particularly, the governor's brother. 705 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,286 Wh... whoa. 706 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,155 Come on. 707 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:03,399 Let's... let's relax, all right? 708 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,358 I'm just making conversation. 709 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:08,028 Yeah, and you brought the topic up a few times. 710 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:08,895 Mm-hmm. 711 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,172 You're getting a little pushy about it. 712 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,332 We all see it, mm-hmm. 713 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,234 Hey, come on. 714 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,402 Hey. 715 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:20,073 Hey, far be it for me to... to spoil a good time, right? 716 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:26,246 I mean, uh, hey, if... if I crossed the line, 717 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,081 Sonny, I apologize. 718 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,449 Please. 719 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:31,985 From the... from the bottom of my heart, I apologize. 720 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:34,554 - Okay. - CHIP: All right. 721 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,388 Yeah, come on. 722 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:39,793 Let's uh, let's take a break, huh? 723 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:42,328 Let's uh, let's take a break. 724 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:44,164 Uh, you guys have more drinks, right? 725 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:45,307 We'll get... we'll get Anna back in here, 726 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:49,269 get some more drinks, and I'll get some food, right? 727 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,805 I'll bring some food, huh? 728 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:52,739 Come on. 729 00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:55,241 We'll... we'll keep the good times going. 730 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,385 - We're having fun. - We're having fun. 731 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,254 CHIP: Aren't we? Come on, we're having fun, Sonny. 732 00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:00,347 Right? This is fun. 733 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,524 All right. Let's keep it going. 734 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:02,615 I'll be right back. 735 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,055 Elvis has left the building. 736 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,357 (laughs) 737 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:12,325 CHUCK: What is he, dead? 738 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:14,627 (retches, SPITS) 739 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:18,531 (♪♪♪) 740 00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:22,569 I can't. I can't. 741 00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:29,275 You hear me? 742 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,646 I can't do this. 743 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,148 I'm trying. 744 00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:37,663 Do you hear me out there trying? 745 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,490 He's not taking the bait. 746 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,458 He's catching on to me. 747 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,127 Are you listening to me? 748 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:51,698 BENNET ON PHONE: You know the deal, Mr. Baker. 749 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:53,600 You get us Sonny Carmichael... 750 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:57,570 or we get you on tax evasion. 751 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,642 Oh. Ehhh. 752 00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:06,379 (pants) 753 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:14,320 (taking deep breaths) 754 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:24,597 Okay, okay, here we go. 755 00:34:24,631 --> 00:34:27,367 Oh, oh. 756 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,509 - Ooh! - PAUL: Hey. Hey. 757 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:39,212 Hey, boss man, how's it going? 758 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,180 CHIP: What are you doing? 759 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,248 I just... I was just getting the pizza here, 760 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,183 making sure the order's right. 761 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,517 Looks pretty good. 762 00:34:44,551 --> 00:34:46,920 Why did you order pizza? 763 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:49,189 We're a restaurant, Paul! 764 00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:51,925 Yeah, no, you told me to make food and it went bad. 765 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:52,826 And there's a grease fire over there. 766 00:34:52,859 --> 00:34:54,370 It's... I put it out, everything's fine. 767 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:55,528 There was an extinguisher. 768 00:34:55,562 --> 00:34:57,397 It's good, but this is off-limits. 769 00:34:57,430 --> 00:35:00,200 So, if everyone loves pizza, yeah, we'll do pizza. 770 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,267 It's gonna be great. 771 00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:05,605 I am super screwed. 772 00:35:05,638 --> 00:35:07,374 Yeah. 773 00:35:07,407 --> 00:35:09,175 Yeah, there's a lot of that going around. 774 00:35:12,979 --> 00:35:15,382 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. 775 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,349 Okay? 776 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,651 You're gonna go out there and you're gonna 777 00:35:18,685 --> 00:35:21,721 bring pizza on the good plates to our guests. 778 00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:23,323 Do you think you can handle that? 779 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:24,691 - Yeah. - Hm? 780 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:26,459 Yeah. 781 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:27,527 Okay. 782 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,696 (SHOES SQUEAKING) 783 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:40,540 Do you think you can handle that now? 784 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,275 PAUL: Yeah, that's all I can do, boss. Yeah. 785 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,711 Mm-hmm. It's good. 786 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:46,646 That's what I'm afraid of. 787 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,515 You handling it. 788 00:35:48,548 --> 00:35:50,383 (grunts) 789 00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:53,553 That guy. 790 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,689 (LIGHT FLICKERING) 791 00:35:55,722 --> 00:36:03,722 (♪♪♪) 792 00:36:07,534 --> 00:36:09,602 MAN 1 ON VIDEO: The cam, right on the cam follower, 793 00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:14,808 and you're gonna feel and hear very slightly 794 00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:19,446 and very gently a little tick, and you'll go right past it 795 00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:21,414 but you'll remember that number. 796 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,450 You'll write that number down. 797 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:25,719 You keep doing that, you'll have a set of numbers. 798 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:27,454 He went back to the game. 799 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:28,521 Got all the time. 800 00:36:28,555 --> 00:36:29,832 MAN 1 ON VIDEO: combinations to get in here. 801 00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:32,726 PAUL: How's it going? 802 00:36:32,759 --> 00:36:34,036 NIKKI: How's it look like it's going? 803 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,362 PAUL: Not well. 804 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,540 Well, okay. Keep working on it. 805 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:39,032 I'll be back. 806 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:40,533 MAN 1 ON VIDEO: all four sides. 807 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:43,536 Like clutch cut with a grinder or a metal saw. 808 00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:44,771 Hell, no. 809 00:36:44,804 --> 00:36:46,439 I ain't subscribing to your channel. 810 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,757 They're gonna be playing poker for at least a few hours. 811 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:57,517 That gives us plenty of time to crack open the safe, 812 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,519 get that money, and get out. 813 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,623 I don't know about this, man. 814 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:04,624 I'm not the guy for this, right? 815 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:05,759 Like I couldn't even open 816 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:08,495 my high school locker and I knew the code for that. 817 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:09,772 I knew the numbers and I was still bad at it. 818 00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:11,331 This is not a good idea. 819 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:13,066 I know, baby. I know. 820 00:37:13,099 --> 00:37:14,601 That's why I'll handle the safe. 821 00:37:14,634 --> 00:37:16,336 You just have to run interference 822 00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,481 and make sure no one bothers me while I'm doing my thing. 823 00:37:18,505 --> 00:37:20,507 Yeah, I mean... 824 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:23,677 Yeah. 825 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:24,678 Okay. I guess I could do that. 826 00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:25,645 And worst-case scenario, 827 00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:29,516 if I can't crack the safe's lock, well... well 828 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,427 I can always take a page from my cousin's playbook. 829 00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:32,485 O... okay. 830 00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:34,788 So, like as much as I love your cousin's appetite 831 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:38,925 for blowing shit up, that's 100% last resort. 832 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,759 Dynamite... 833 00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:41,494 (GRRUNTING) You're ruining my dream. 834 00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:42,562 Stealing a lot of money. 835 00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:43,496 Like a ton of money. 836 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:44,940 Like go to jail for a while kind of money. 837 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:45,932 Do you know what I'm talking about? 838 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:48,435 Like, this is some Ocean's Eleven-style shit. 839 00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:50,370 We are way over our heads on this. 840 00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:53,373 More like Ocean 7-Eleven, the way we're going. 841 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,441 PAUL: Awesome one, dude. 842 00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:56,385 Was that... You just came up with that right now? 843 00:37:56,409 --> 00:37:57,711 It was a great joke. 844 00:37:59,913 --> 00:38:01,381 (sighs) 845 00:38:06,419 --> 00:38:08,388 NIKKI: Remember this day? 846 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:09,756 PAUL: Mm-hmm. 847 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:10,724 Yeah, actually, yeah. 848 00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,692 Specifically, this is the day you told me 849 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:13,903 that you'd only hump in the truck once 850 00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:17,530 and one time only, and that was a lie. 851 00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:19,799 Baby, I am being serious. 852 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,936 Remember when I told you that day about Florida? 853 00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:25,572 Yes, you saw God in the ocean or something, 854 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,407 and there was like... Your dad was there. 855 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,709 - You'd never seen a dolphin. - What? No! No, no, no! 856 00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:33,747 I didn't literally mean I saw gods in the ocean. 857 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:34,848 Baby. All right. 858 00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:37,517 Let me try and explain this. 859 00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:41,521 Growing up, my... my daddy was convinced that the only way 860 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:42,765 to feel the Lord's presence was inside 861 00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:44,991 of a house of worship. 862 00:38:45,025 --> 00:38:46,760 And believe me, I tried. 863 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:48,595 Tried, but the only thing 864 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:50,663 I ever felt at church was boredom. 865 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:52,899 And hot in the summers. 866 00:38:52,932 --> 00:38:55,602 And that summer, my daddy took us 867 00:38:55,635 --> 00:38:56,670 down to Florida. 868 00:38:57,937 --> 00:38:59,873 Man, we drove straight through. 869 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:01,508 No stops. 870 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:04,811 We couldn't afford another night in the motels. 871 00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:11,751 Our first day there, we... we went straight to the beach. 872 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:13,787 I remember it like it was yesterday. 873 00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:18,658 I remember looking out at that clear blue water 874 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,796 and I'm digging my little toes in the sand. 875 00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:25,765 Baby, get over here. 876 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:35,875 I'd never seen anything so... so vast and overwhelming before. 877 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:41,548 It was like the sky, you know, only upside down. 878 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:48,922 In that moment, standing there, 879 00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:51,558 confronted with all the beauty of our world, 880 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:55,662 in that moment is when I felt 881 00:39:55,695 --> 00:39:57,430 God's presence for the first time. 882 00:39:58,698 --> 00:40:01,568 Not inside a church or bible studies. 883 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:04,904 It was right there. 884 00:40:06,506 --> 00:40:07,707 Out in the open. 885 00:40:11,678 --> 00:40:14,781 I've been chasing that feeling ever since. 886 00:40:14,814 --> 00:40:16,983 That feeling that there's something more to this life. 887 00:40:19,853 --> 00:40:21,888 But I've been so stuck. 888 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:23,690 Stuck in these dead-end jobs. 889 00:40:23,723 --> 00:40:26,960 Stuck just... just trying to keep my head above water. 890 00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:32,665 Baby, we're stuck. 891 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,770 We're stuck just trying to survive. 892 00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:44,544 Do you even know what you're listening for? 893 00:40:44,577 --> 00:40:45,788 PAUL: Yeah, it's like the video said. 894 00:40:45,812 --> 00:40:47,781 Like... Or even in the movies. 895 00:40:47,814 --> 00:40:49,625 You know what I mean? It's like the right click. 896 00:40:49,649 --> 00:40:51,727 Where it goes like, click, click, click, click, clack. 897 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:53,820 We need that, we need that clack. 898 00:40:53,853 --> 00:40:55,989 (SAFE CLICKING) 899 00:40:56,022 --> 00:40:57,991 Dude, you know what? 900 00:40:58,024 --> 00:41:00,293 I bet the combo is Chip's birthday. Right? 901 00:41:00,326 --> 00:41:02,529 Doesn't he kind of seem like the password 902 00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:04,998 is my birthday kind of guy? 903 00:41:05,031 --> 00:41:06,900 Do you know what his birthday is? 904 00:41:09,602 --> 00:41:11,071 No. 905 00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:13,073 No, I don't. Okay. 906 00:41:15,575 --> 00:41:17,844 (SIGHS) Hey, but I think we need to be honest. 907 00:41:17,877 --> 00:41:19,746 We need to face the facts here. 908 00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:22,015 We're not good at safe cracking or like major crime. 909 00:41:22,048 --> 00:41:25,018 You think? 910 00:41:25,051 --> 00:41:26,152 I'm sorry, baby. 911 00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:29,823 It's just... it's right there. 912 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:32,859 All that money is behind this stupid, sloppy metal. 913 00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:33,960 Ugh. 914 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:37,831 - And we can't get to it. - PAUL: Yeah. 915 00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:40,033 That's... that what a safe is. 916 00:41:40,066 --> 00:41:41,901 You know, it's like the... the whole point. 917 00:41:45,138 --> 00:41:47,040 So stupid, stupid. 918 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,545 Worst-case scenario. 919 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,616 We gotta do it, baby. 920 00:41:56,649 --> 00:41:57,650 Babe... 921 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:59,753 What choice do we have? 922 00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:02,989 We either blow off this door or we live in a van forever. 923 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,691 We live in a van and we wake up 924 00:42:04,724 --> 00:42:06,092 on Christmas morning with no money, 925 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,560 no jobs, and nowhere to take a... 926 00:42:11,631 --> 00:42:14,067 Hell, I can't live like this no more. 927 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,036 Ok... Okay. And then... and then what? 928 00:42:16,069 --> 00:42:17,737 We do an explosion in here? 929 00:42:17,771 --> 00:42:18,872 We blow this thing off? 930 00:42:18,905 --> 00:42:20,373 People are right there. 931 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:21,751 They'll... they'll be in here in a second. 932 00:42:21,775 --> 00:42:23,009 Then how do we leave? 933 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:24,110 How do we get out of here? 934 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:29,683 We make a run for it. 935 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,985 Hope we got a little bit of Christmas luck on our side. 936 00:42:33,853 --> 00:42:35,088 No. 937 00:42:35,121 --> 00:42:37,223 No way, dude. 938 00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:38,758 That's not gonna work. 939 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:39,859 Let's go. 940 00:42:42,262 --> 00:42:43,697 Do you trust me? 941 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:47,667 Uh-oh. 942 00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:48,668 Why? 943 00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:52,105 I came up with a plan. It's kind of like a... 944 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:53,707 It's not great. 945 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:54,984 It's like a break in case of emergency. 946 00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:56,409 Okay. See? 947 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,812 Now, when you say plan, that makes me a little nervous. 948 00:42:58,845 --> 00:42:59,646 PAUL: Oh, yeah. Me too. 949 00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:00,413 I'm very nervous. 950 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:03,883 This plan is medium to bad. 951 00:43:05,852 --> 00:43:08,121 Do you remember that dude, Bronco, that I live with? 952 00:43:09,289 --> 00:43:10,523 The drug dealer? 953 00:43:10,557 --> 00:43:12,234 PAUL: I didn't know he was a drug dealer at the time. Okay? 954 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:13,993 I thought he just had a lot of pills 955 00:43:14,027 --> 00:43:16,796 and was a fun, chill dude, and I... 956 00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:20,133 when I found he was selling drugs, I moved out, okay? 957 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:21,067 I thought you moved out, 958 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,869 so we could move into the van together. 959 00:43:22,902 --> 00:43:24,237 PAUL: I did. It was... It was a... 960 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:26,906 It was both of the things together that... 961 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,941 (indistinct speech) 962 00:43:27,974 --> 00:43:28,541 (PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE) 963 00:43:28,575 --> 00:43:30,143 PAUL: What is this? 964 00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:32,712 What? 965 00:43:32,746 --> 00:43:33,913 What is this? 966 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,048 Hello? 967 00:43:36,182 --> 00:43:38,218 God. 968 00:43:38,251 --> 00:43:40,453 There's something weird going on here. 969 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,454 That thing's been ringing all day. 970 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,757 It's been only clicks. I don't know what it is. 971 00:43:45,725 --> 00:43:46,960 I'm gonna go. 972 00:43:46,993 --> 00:43:48,028 All right, take this. 973 00:43:48,061 --> 00:43:49,805 Figure it out. Bronco's gonna help us with this. 974 00:43:49,829 --> 00:43:50,730 Okay? 975 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:52,766 ANNA: Whoa, hey! Whoa, you scared me. 976 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:54,034 PAUL: Sorry. Sorry. 977 00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:56,269 Uh, you... uh hey. 978 00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:58,938 ANNA: What are you... 979 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:00,116 - What are you doing in there? - PAUL: In here? 980 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,908 I was doing like um, a napkin. 981 00:44:01,941 --> 00:44:03,052 It was like a napkin inventory. 982 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:06,212 It's... it was for like uh, just like a napkins thing, 983 00:44:06,246 --> 00:44:07,781 you know? It's fine. 984 00:44:07,814 --> 00:44:10,016 You realize that the restaurant's closing, right? 985 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:11,293 We're not gonna need any more napkins. 986 00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:16,122 Yeah, that's... that's exactly what I said just a minute ago. 987 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:19,492 I was like, "What do we need to do that for", you know? 988 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:23,830 Um, hey, what... so what... what are you doing back here? 989 00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,141 Shouldn't... shouldn't you be behind the bar, 990 00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:28,168 doing like bar... bartending stuff for the... 991 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:31,104 Yeah, yeah. 992 00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:34,240 I was, so, why do you care? 993 00:44:34,274 --> 00:44:37,143 I... I... I'm not caring. 994 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,978 I don't... I don't care. 995 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:40,947 I care a little bit. 996 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,949 Chip just asked for, um, whiskey shots 997 00:44:42,982 --> 00:44:46,119 for his poker squad, so, um... 998 00:44:46,152 --> 00:44:47,954 What? When did he order that? 999 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:49,231 Weren't you doing napkin inventory? 1000 00:44:49,255 --> 00:44:50,766 Yeah, it was right before my napkin time. 1001 00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:51,925 It was... 1002 00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:56,262 Anna, I just really love it if you could just pour me 1003 00:44:56,296 --> 00:44:58,998 those shots for... please, God, you know, 1004 00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:00,209 could you do... could you do that for me? 1005 00:45:00,233 --> 00:45:01,901 - Sure. Yep. - Thank you. 1006 00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:04,004 ANNA: I... I just um... 1007 00:45:05,338 --> 00:45:06,539 I've gotta go. 1008 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:10,176 I should... I just, I have to do, I have to do a thing first. 1009 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:11,044 So you're not gonna do the shots? 1010 00:45:11,077 --> 00:45:12,012 I just... Yeah. 1011 00:45:12,045 --> 00:45:13,313 So, I'm gonna do it myself. 1012 00:45:13,346 --> 00:45:15,081 Like I could do everything around here. 1013 00:45:15,115 --> 00:45:16,983 Awesome. Thanks, Anna! 1014 00:45:17,017 --> 00:45:18,018 ANNA: You're welcome! 1015 00:45:19,986 --> 00:45:27,986 (♪♪♪) 1016 00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:43,576 Pfft! No! 1017 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:44,911 It got in my mouth. 1018 00:45:44,944 --> 00:45:46,780 Come on, please. 1019 00:45:52,385 --> 00:45:53,953 Do it again. 1020 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:57,223 That's a good one. 1021 00:46:03,329 --> 00:46:05,165 Did I do this one? 1022 00:46:05,198 --> 00:46:06,833 Shit. 1023 00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:13,907 That's good. 1024 00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:18,178 (indistinct speech) 1025 00:46:18,211 --> 00:46:21,314 That's when I realized she was still in the room! 1026 00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:23,883 She had been there the entire time! 1027 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:25,352 (LAUGHS) Easy. 1028 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,131 - SONNY: Is she still there? - Hey, who's ready for shots! 1029 00:46:29,155 --> 00:46:30,023 - PAUL: Right? - Shots? 1030 00:46:30,056 --> 00:46:31,224 No. No one ordered shots. 1031 00:46:31,257 --> 00:46:32,192 - No shots. - PAUL: Oh yeah. 1032 00:46:32,225 --> 00:46:33,969 I... I know, but it's... it's a party, right? 1033 00:46:33,993 --> 00:46:34,794 It's Christmas. 1034 00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:36,105 No, no, no... no one ordered shots. 1035 00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:37,063 It's an adult party. 1036 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,064 It's not for kids. 1037 00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:38,832 - Good, no, we're good. - CHUCK: You know what? 1038 00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:40,109 I'll take a shot, what the hell. 1039 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:41,067 There we go! 1040 00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:43,903 All right! Shot for you! 1041 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,214 - Shot for you! - SONNY: No, thank you. 1042 00:46:45,238 --> 00:46:47,149 I said shot for you. Come on, we're all doing it. 1043 00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:50,410 It's gonna be super fun. 1044 00:46:50,443 --> 00:46:53,480 Shot for the big man. Shot for the lady. 1045 00:46:53,513 --> 00:46:55,415 - I'll pass. - Oh, it's... it's right there. 1046 00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:57,050 - LOUIS: Yeah, hit me. - PAUL: Oh, see? 1047 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,018 This is what... 1048 00:46:58,051 --> 00:46:59,061 Why can't everybody be more like this guy? 1049 00:46:59,085 --> 00:47:00,196 - PAUL: And a shot for papa. - Get out of here. 1050 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:02,355 Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here. ♪ 1051 00:47:02,389 --> 00:47:03,223 PAUL: I will. Just have a shot. It's really nice. 1052 00:47:03,256 --> 00:47:05,992 HECTOR: To new times with old friends. 1053 00:47:06,026 --> 00:47:06,993 - SONNY: Hear, hear. - EDEN: Hear, hear. 1054 00:47:07,027 --> 00:47:07,861 CHUCK: And a happy holidays to you all, too. 1055 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:10,296 - And a night off from my wife. - Wait! 1056 00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:12,499 Just sorry, if you guys... if you all... 1057 00:47:12,532 --> 00:47:13,609 Everyone has to do the shot. 1058 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:15,344 It's... it's bad luck if you don't... if you don't... 1059 00:47:15,368 --> 00:47:17,904 Will you disappear, you wacko? 1060 00:47:17,937 --> 00:47:20,140 Before you disappear, you get my drift? 1061 00:47:20,173 --> 00:47:21,183 Yeah, but if you guys all don't... 1062 00:47:21,207 --> 00:47:23,143 Get out! 1063 00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:24,177 Yeah. Okay. 1064 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:27,213 Just enjoy your drinks. 1065 00:47:27,247 --> 00:47:28,915 It's Christmas Eve. 1066 00:47:28,948 --> 00:47:31,251 I... I just... he... he... asked him nicely, 1067 00:47:31,284 --> 00:47:32,452 but he wasn't leaving. 1068 00:47:32,485 --> 00:47:34,688 CHUCK: To a night off from his wife. 1069 00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:35,288 (laugh) 1070 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:37,390 - LOUIS: Salud. - Salud. 1071 00:47:40,226 --> 00:47:41,327 SONNY: All right. 1072 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,266 (TRAY CLATTERS) 1073 00:47:55,241 --> 00:47:56,309 NIKKI: Baby! 1074 00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:58,311 Hang on. 1075 00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,946 NIKKI: What are you doing? 1076 00:47:59,979 --> 00:48:02,148 There's something weird going on here. 1077 00:48:02,182 --> 00:48:03,283 I'm trying... 1078 00:48:08,988 --> 00:48:10,190 Oh, okay. 1079 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,060 Did you do whatever it was that you went to do? 1080 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,228 Kind of. 1081 00:48:15,261 --> 00:48:17,330 I guess not all the way, but sort of. 1082 00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:19,432 80 percent. 1083 00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:20,500 So is it time? 1084 00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:22,035 Yeah. 1085 00:48:22,068 --> 00:48:24,537 If it's not now, it never will be. 1086 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:26,439 Let's do it. 1087 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,108 Okay. (KISSES) 1088 00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:29,175 Come on. 1089 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:30,977 - Boom! - PAUL: Let's do it. 1090 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:32,412 - I love you. - PAUL: I love you. 1091 00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:37,550 (SIGHS) 1092 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,452 Hey, so I'm glad you guys are all here. 1093 00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:42,222 I'm uh, gonna pick your brain about something. 1094 00:48:42,255 --> 00:48:46,192 I um... I got this friend I'm helping, uh, 1095 00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:47,570 move some materials that he's gathered. 1096 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,429 You know, getting things in. 1097 00:48:49,462 --> 00:48:51,064 Getting them out. 1098 00:48:51,097 --> 00:48:53,266 He needs logistics help. 1099 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:56,369 But not a lot of questions. If you know what I mean? 1100 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:58,471 He uh, could be lucrative. 1101 00:48:58,505 --> 00:49:00,140 - SONNY: Again? - Yeah. 1102 00:49:00,173 --> 00:49:01,541 We're doing this again? 1103 00:49:01,574 --> 00:49:03,143 Do... doing what? What do you mean? 1104 00:49:03,176 --> 00:49:04,787 You know what I mean. You know what I mean. 1105 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,080 CHIP: No, I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know what you mean. 1106 00:49:07,113 --> 00:49:08,591 SONNY: You're still sticking your nose into my business. 1107 00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,259 Why are you so desperate to know when I'm... 1108 00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:12,152 HECTOR: Hey, hey, Sonny. 1109 00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:14,354 Relax, man. 1110 00:49:14,387 --> 00:49:18,024 Take it easy. 1111 00:49:18,058 --> 00:49:19,559 Hector, what the hell are you doing? 1112 00:49:19,592 --> 00:49:22,128 Hey, you guys ever think... 1113 00:49:24,531 --> 00:49:26,466 Chuck. Hey. 1114 00:49:26,499 --> 00:49:28,101 Rainbow. 1115 00:49:29,402 --> 00:49:30,537 LOUIS: Hey, hey, hey. 1116 00:49:33,406 --> 00:49:34,407 EDEN: What? (GASPS) 1117 00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:36,509 Damn it, Chip. 1118 00:49:36,543 --> 00:49:38,311 I had enough of this. 1119 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:39,479 What is going on here? 1120 00:49:39,512 --> 00:49:42,282 I don't know what's going on. 1121 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:43,550 You tell me right now 1122 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,819 what you're up to or I swear to God. 1123 00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:48,121 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sonny. 1124 00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:51,157 I do not know what is going on here, okay? 1125 00:49:51,191 --> 00:49:53,526 I had nothing to do with this. 1126 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,260 Nothing. 1127 00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:56,129 (EXPLOSION) 1128 00:49:56,162 --> 00:50:00,100 (♪♪♪) 1129 00:50:06,706 --> 00:50:08,141 You were saying? 1130 00:50:09,175 --> 00:50:15,281 Code red! Code... code red! Code red! 1131 00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:17,550 Code red, red, red, red, red! Code red! 1132 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:19,486 TERRY: All right, partners. 1133 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:21,354 Put your arms in the air. 1134 00:50:21,388 --> 00:50:22,856 This is a robbery. 1135 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:26,159 Oh, thank God, you're here. 1136 00:50:26,192 --> 00:50:28,161 Wait. Whoa. 1137 00:50:28,194 --> 00:50:30,296 Who... who are you... you two? 1138 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:32,165 (CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) 1139 00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:33,433 So nothing matters? 1140 00:50:33,466 --> 00:50:37,170 Hell, that's not what I'm saying at all. 1141 00:50:37,203 --> 00:50:39,472 You're talking about fatalism. 1142 00:50:39,506 --> 00:50:41,374 You're saying that, because anything's possible 1143 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:42,585 and it's all out of our control, 1144 00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:44,277 we should just live however we want. 1145 00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:45,278 Forget about the consequences. 1146 00:50:45,311 --> 00:50:46,279 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1147 00:50:46,312 --> 00:50:49,249 See, that's where you're wrong, because I'm... 1148 00:50:49,282 --> 00:50:50,684 Okay. Okay. 1149 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,118 Let me put it like this. 1150 00:50:53,653 --> 00:50:56,423 I hate it when some people say things like, 1151 00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:59,125 "Oh, well, you might get knocked over by a bus tomorrow, 1152 00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:01,361 so you might as well eat a dozen cheeseburgers 1153 00:51:01,394 --> 00:51:03,196 or smoke a carton of cigarettes today." 1154 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:04,597 See, that's bollocks. 1155 00:51:04,631 --> 00:51:06,299 You know, boy. 1156 00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:08,177 Guessing if I say no, you're gonna tell me anyway. 1157 00:51:08,201 --> 00:51:09,569 TERRY: Hey. 1158 00:51:09,602 --> 00:51:12,605 Well, the answer is simple. 1159 00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:15,475 Why didn't you see the bus coming? 1160 00:51:15,508 --> 00:51:18,345 I'm pretty sure the bus is just a metaphor. 1161 00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:20,647 I'm not sure about that at all. 1162 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,382 People want to believe that our lives 1163 00:51:22,415 --> 00:51:25,251 are so out of our control that we are powerless 1164 00:51:25,285 --> 00:51:28,521 to step out of the way of a charging bus. 1165 00:51:28,555 --> 00:51:30,490 A bus? A bus? 1166 00:51:30,523 --> 00:51:31,524 I mean, imagine. 1167 00:51:31,558 --> 00:51:34,327 You're walking down the street, busy, open area. 1168 00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:38,365 You step off the curb and wham, you get creamed by 1169 00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:40,433 a fucking behemoth of public transport. 1170 00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,669 I mean, that... that is not fate. 1171 00:51:42,702 --> 00:51:46,439 That's you being a blind, dopey idget. 1172 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,610 Is there a point in any of this? 1173 00:51:50,643 --> 00:51:53,246 There is. There is, little brother. 1174 00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:55,448 There is. 1175 00:51:55,482 --> 00:52:01,654 We see the bus coming. 1176 00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:04,424 Huh? 1177 00:52:04,457 --> 00:52:06,526 No? Think about it. 1178 00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,560 Huh? 1179 00:52:07,594 --> 00:52:10,764 Just think about it. 1180 00:52:13,633 --> 00:52:14,668 Can't smoke in here. 1181 00:52:17,470 --> 00:52:18,672 Why not? 1182 00:52:18,705 --> 00:52:20,306 Because you can't. 1183 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:23,276 Yeah, but why not? 1184 00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:25,278 Because it's prohibited. 1185 00:52:25,311 --> 00:52:26,379 It's what? 1186 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:30,417 It's pro-hi-be-ted. 1187 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:33,420 Oh. 1188 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:38,525 Well, since you used such a fancy word. 1189 00:52:38,558 --> 00:52:41,294 (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND)) 1190 00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:45,231 (♪♪♪) 1191 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,710 Okay. 1192 00:52:56,743 --> 00:53:00,013 On the left, answer me this. 1193 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,824 How long have you been breaking your bollocks in this country 1194 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,783 and getting nothing to show for it? 1195 00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:07,320 - Too long. - TERRY: Yeah. 1196 00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:09,556 You are a talented chef, Collie. 1197 00:53:09,589 --> 00:53:10,800 And despite coming from a country 1198 00:53:10,824 --> 00:53:12,359 where we boil, steam the living flavor 1199 00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,460 out of everything, 1200 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,662 you have a gift for preparing food. 1201 00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:17,731 Now, you came here to pursue your dream. 1202 00:53:17,764 --> 00:53:19,866 I came here to help you pursue your dream. 1203 00:53:19,899 --> 00:53:20,934 You came here, because 1204 00:53:20,967 --> 00:53:22,712 you got in over your head with the Mitchell boys. 1205 00:53:22,736 --> 00:53:25,705 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, in part, but only in part. 1206 00:53:25,739 --> 00:53:28,441 I want to see you succeed. 1207 00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:31,611 I want to be part of making your dream a reality. 1208 00:53:31,644 --> 00:53:33,346 Huh? 1209 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,548 But all the work we do, 1210 00:53:35,582 --> 00:53:38,618 mainly your work, we aren't getting any closer. 1211 00:53:38,651 --> 00:53:42,422 Nor are we getting any younger. 1212 00:53:42,455 --> 00:53:46,493 Now, this job ripped from under us, huh? 1213 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:48,728 We're even further away than we've ever been. 1214 00:53:48,762 --> 00:53:50,406 Yeah, but Terry, what you were suggesting, look... 1215 00:53:50,430 --> 00:53:52,298 TERRY: Look, I know. Look, I know. I know. 1216 00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:53,600 Look, I know. 1217 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,502 I've done a lot of bad things in my life, 1218 00:53:55,535 --> 00:53:58,471 but some of those things were justifiable. 1219 00:53:58,505 --> 00:54:01,074 Some of them, well, you know, they were for fun. 1220 00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:04,577 But no, no, no. Collie, listen. 1221 00:54:04,611 --> 00:54:06,646 That bus. 1222 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,549 That bus is coming. 1223 00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:13,753 And we ought to stand there and let it mow us down 1224 00:54:13,787 --> 00:54:18,725 or we do something about it? 1225 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,830 One last bad thing. 1226 00:54:23,863 --> 00:54:26,766 That's all I'm asking for. 1227 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,903 And we get everything we want. 1228 00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:37,310 One last bad? 1229 00:54:41,681 --> 00:54:42,882 Oh, yeah. 1230 00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:46,486 I see it. 1231 00:54:46,519 --> 00:54:48,421 Come to me, Collie. 1232 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:49,723 All right, all right. 1233 00:54:49,756 --> 00:54:51,124 TERRY: Yes! 1234 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:54,327 (SMACKIING THE TABLE) 1235 00:55:06,773 --> 00:55:08,808 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1236 00:55:08,842 --> 00:55:10,410 Our voices. 1237 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,711 They're gonna know it's us. 1238 00:55:11,745 --> 00:55:14,748 Not if we talk with an American accent, 1239 00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:15,915 they won't. 1240 00:55:15,949 --> 00:55:17,384 Listen to me. 1241 00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:22,389 I sound like John Wayne in Rio Bravo. 1242 00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:24,791 That makes you Robert Mitcham. 1243 00:55:24,824 --> 00:55:27,594 No, I'd be Dean Martin. 1244 00:55:27,627 --> 00:55:29,896 Robert Mitchum stars in El Dorado. 1245 00:55:29,929 --> 00:55:31,965 Basically the same movie as Rio Bravo, 1246 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,743 but just with different people around John Wayne. 1247 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,169 Look, just think American. 1248 00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,171 Okay? 1249 00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:41,608 You'll be walking into a place with a gun in your hand. 1250 00:55:41,641 --> 00:55:43,443 You're already most of the way there. 1251 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:44,911 (EXPLOSIION IN DISTANCE) 1252 00:55:44,944 --> 00:55:46,746 The hell was that? 1253 00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,181 Come on. 1254 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,883 Code red! Code red! 1255 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:51,718 TERRY: All right, partners. 1256 00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:53,753 You put your hands in the air. 1257 00:55:53,787 --> 00:55:56,690 - This is a rob... - Oh, thank God, you're here. 1258 00:55:56,723 --> 00:55:57,624 Wait. 1259 00:55:57,657 --> 00:56:00,427 Who... who are you two? 1260 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:01,904 COLIN: I told you this was a bad idea. 1261 00:56:01,928 --> 00:56:02,962 TERRY: All right. 1262 00:56:02,996 --> 00:56:05,532 Hey, are those of you who can raise your hands, 1263 00:56:05,565 --> 00:56:06,642 raise your hands. And you drop... 1264 00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:08,635 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1265 00:56:10,570 --> 00:56:11,905 - Terry? - TERRY: Nope. 1266 00:56:11,938 --> 00:56:13,940 Uh, no siree, partner. 1267 00:56:13,973 --> 00:56:15,542 Now keep those hands. 1268 00:56:15,575 --> 00:56:17,811 - Raise them for the sky... - Oh my God, Terry. 1269 00:56:17,844 --> 00:56:20,447 You have the world's worst timing. 1270 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,516 Even worse than your John Wayne impersonation, 1271 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,452 which is really bad. 1272 00:56:25,485 --> 00:56:26,019 TERRY: Enough. 1273 00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:27,654 Oh, listen. 1274 00:56:27,687 --> 00:56:30,924 I want everybody's money right here, right now. 1275 00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:34,627 And I want all the money that's in the safe now. 1276 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:39,599 I cannot possibly fathom the depths of your stupidity. 1277 00:56:39,632 --> 00:56:42,902 But you are out of your minds if you think 1278 00:56:42,936 --> 00:56:44,804 that you're leaving here with that cash. 1279 00:56:44,838 --> 00:56:45,972 TERRY: Oh! 1280 00:56:46,006 --> 00:56:47,040 (grunts) 1281 00:56:47,073 --> 00:56:48,742 Here we go. 1282 00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:50,577 Listen, Chip, 1283 00:56:50,610 --> 00:56:53,747 if the next bloody words out of your mouth aren't, 1284 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:56,583 "Oh, I'd be happy to show you to the safe 1285 00:56:56,616 --> 00:56:58,818 and open it for you, right this way." 1286 00:56:58,852 --> 00:57:00,920 So help me, God. 1287 00:57:00,954 --> 00:57:04,557 I don't know, but I am going to blow the head off you 1288 00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:05,759 right now, I've had enough. 1289 00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:07,827 (yell) 1290 00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,696 Hey! 1291 00:57:09,729 --> 00:57:11,569 There's another person in this room with a gun. 1292 00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:15,902 And I'd like to know what the hell's going on in here. 1293 00:57:15,935 --> 00:57:18,571 Mainly, Chip, why are your own employees 1294 00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:19,973 robbing you at gunpoint? 1295 00:57:20,006 --> 00:57:21,908 TERRY: You wanna know why? 1296 00:57:21,941 --> 00:57:26,046 Because this cheap, low-down, no-good, bottom-feeding, 1297 00:57:26,079 --> 00:57:30,984 rotten, miserable, heartless vampire of a human being 1298 00:57:31,017 --> 00:57:34,688 closes his restaurant two days before Christmas. 1299 00:57:34,721 --> 00:57:35,955 Two days! 1300 00:57:35,989 --> 00:57:40,126 Fires his entire staff and cuts all our bonuses. 1301 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,596 That's why! 1302 00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:45,532 You're closing your restaurant? 1303 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,569 What a suspicious thing to do and not tell anyone. 1304 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,750 I was gonna tell you tonight. 1305 00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:56,810 I was gonna tell everyone tonight. 1306 00:57:56,843 --> 00:57:59,879 That's why I was so determined to get you all here. 1307 00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:01,047 Last hurrah. 1308 00:58:01,081 --> 00:58:03,116 SONNY: But why hide it? 1309 00:58:03,149 --> 00:58:05,785 And why is it that every time I'm in this restaurant, 1310 00:58:05,819 --> 00:58:09,622 and we both know I'm here often, it's absolutely packed. 1311 00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:14,027 Seems like a strange thing for a place going out of business. 1312 00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:21,134 Costs are skyrocketing, wages keep going up. 1313 00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:22,278 And there's still the matter 1314 00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:24,738 of you poking your nose into my business all night long. 1315 00:58:27,874 --> 00:58:31,878 And how is it that it's a cool 68 degrees in here 1316 00:58:31,911 --> 00:58:33,646 and you're all sweating like a pig? 1317 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,715 Oh, pigs don't sweat. 1318 00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:36,792 It's why they roll around in mud. 1319 00:58:36,816 --> 00:58:39,786 You see their sweat glands are, it doesn't matter. 1320 00:58:41,121 --> 00:58:43,723 No more games, Chip. 1321 00:58:43,757 --> 00:58:46,626 You're gonna tell me what you know that I don't. 1322 00:58:46,659 --> 00:58:48,795 And you're gonna tell me right now. 1323 00:58:53,033 --> 00:58:55,635 I'm gonna tell you something, Sonny. 1324 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:57,804 Okay. 1325 00:58:57,837 --> 00:58:59,973 How about this? 1326 00:59:00,006 --> 00:59:03,977 You're nothing but a sleazy, low-life, common, 1327 00:59:04,010 --> 00:59:06,913 white-collar racketeer. 1328 00:59:06,946 --> 00:59:09,949 And you have made my restaurant 1329 00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:14,054 the restaurant that my father built with his bare hands. 1330 00:59:14,087 --> 00:59:18,058 You've made it into your center for corruption. 1331 00:59:18,091 --> 00:59:22,128 You come in here and you do your dirty deals 1332 00:59:22,162 --> 00:59:24,964 and no one asks any questions. 1333 00:59:24,998 --> 00:59:28,968 And to top it all off, you tip like a bum. 1334 00:59:34,441 --> 00:59:38,078 So, Mr. Sonny Carmichael, 1335 00:59:38,111 --> 00:59:43,116 you are going to begin spilling all that you know 1336 00:59:43,149 --> 00:59:47,654 about your corrupt venture with the governor's brother. 1337 00:59:49,022 --> 00:59:51,758 And you're gonna do it right now 1338 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:53,093 or we're gonna have a problem. 1339 00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:54,961 (laughs) 1340 00:59:54,994 --> 00:59:56,730 I think we already do. 1341 00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:58,098 CHIP: Hmm. 1342 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:02,002 Hmm. Yeah. 1343 01:00:02,035 --> 01:00:03,870 SONNY: Yeah. 1344 01:00:03,903 --> 01:00:05,872 - You son of a bitch. - COLIN: Hey! Look out! 1345 01:00:05,905 --> 01:00:08,708 (grunting) 1346 01:00:11,845 --> 01:00:14,681 You think you're the only one in here with some fight in him? 1347 01:00:14,714 --> 01:00:15,181 (groans) 1348 01:00:15,215 --> 01:00:18,151 (grunts) 1349 01:00:18,184 --> 01:00:20,653 (groans) 1350 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,694 I'm Golden Gloves, Sonny. 1351 01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:29,262 You want a piece of Golden Gloves? 1352 01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:31,965 Huh? Is that what you want? Yeah? 1353 01:00:31,998 --> 01:00:34,067 (laughs) 1354 01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:36,069 Whoa! 1355 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:37,137 (laughs) 1356 01:00:37,170 --> 01:00:38,104 (laugh) 1357 01:00:38,138 --> 01:00:40,707 Your old man bought you those Golden Gloves. 1358 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:42,208 (grunts) 1359 01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:44,044 - Haha, no, you don't! - No, no, no, no. 1360 01:00:44,077 --> 01:00:45,745 Back you go! 1361 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:49,182 You're a fake! 1362 01:00:49,215 --> 01:00:50,150 And you know it! 1363 01:00:50,183 --> 01:00:51,184 (grunts) 1364 01:00:51,217 --> 01:00:52,919 (screams) 1365 01:00:52,952 --> 01:00:56,890 (♪♪♪) 1366 01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,693 (grunting) 1367 01:01:02,929 --> 01:01:06,066 (growling) 1368 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:09,969 No, no, no, no, no, no, don't! 1369 01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:10,970 Don't let him! 1370 01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:12,105 Come on! 1371 01:01:12,138 --> 01:01:13,940 - COLIN: T! - TERRY: What? 1372 01:01:13,973 --> 01:01:15,208 We've got to help Chip! 1373 01:01:15,241 --> 01:01:17,877 Help Chip? Are you nuts? 1374 01:01:17,911 --> 01:01:20,213 He's our only way into the safe. Remember? 1375 01:01:20,246 --> 01:01:21,981 Uh, fine! 1376 01:01:22,015 --> 01:01:23,950 (grunts) 1377 01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:26,028 I'm letting the old fella give him a couple more digs 1378 01:01:26,052 --> 01:01:26,519 before finish. 1379 01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:28,321 Yeah, keep going. 1380 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:29,465 Look, I'll jump at the old fella, 1381 01:01:29,489 --> 01:01:31,791 you just do whatever it is that you do to persuade Chip 1382 01:01:31,825 --> 01:01:32,359 to open the safe so we can get the... 1383 01:01:32,392 --> 01:01:33,059 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1384 01:01:33,093 --> 01:01:35,228 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1385 01:01:35,261 --> 01:01:37,197 - Where are Nikki and Paul going? - COLIN: What? 1386 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:39,332 And what's that in their hand? The money. 1387 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:42,202 They've got the money. They've got the money. 1388 01:01:42,235 --> 01:01:44,771 Well, well, well. 1389 01:01:44,804 --> 01:01:47,307 Fancy meeting the two of you here. 1390 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,043 - Hand it over, kiddo. - Hell no. 1391 01:01:50,076 --> 01:01:52,078 Listen, the two of you are, 1392 01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:55,315 well, not friends, but nice acquaintances, 1393 01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:57,817 and I don't wanna have to hurt you. 1394 01:01:57,851 --> 01:01:59,252 But I need that money. 1395 01:01:59,285 --> 01:02:00,453 And you think we don't? 1396 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:02,064 Yeah, because we blew that safe up just to see if we could. 1397 01:02:02,088 --> 01:02:03,556 And well, we could. 1398 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:06,559 You blew the safe open. 1399 01:02:06,593 --> 01:02:08,194 That's what all that smoke's about. 1400 01:02:08,228 --> 01:02:09,796 What did you think this was? 1401 01:02:09,829 --> 01:02:11,831 COLIN: Listen, listen, guys, guys. 1402 01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:14,267 We're all reasonable people. We can work this out. 1403 01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:17,103 How about... what if we shared the money? 1404 01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:18,905 - COLIN & TERRY: No. - No way, dude. 1405 01:02:18,938 --> 01:02:21,307 Paul, I need you to give me the money. 1406 01:02:21,341 --> 01:02:22,876 I need you to get off our way, dude. 1407 01:02:22,909 --> 01:02:24,353 Okay, baby. Let's scoot. We're gonna this way. 1408 01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:25,111 - TERRY: Paul, don't... - Terry. 1409 01:02:25,145 --> 01:02:27,147 - Paul, look, Paul! - You don't... 1410 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,348 (grunting) 1411 01:02:28,381 --> 01:02:30,083 TERRY: Give me the money. 1412 01:02:30,116 --> 01:02:33,019 (overlapping speech) 1413 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:35,889 - All right, guys, enough! - NIKKI: Don't fight. 1414 01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:37,924 - That's our money. - TERRY: Paul, get off me. 1415 01:02:37,957 --> 01:02:39,025 NIKKI: That is our money! 1416 01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:43,963 (overlapping speech) 1417 01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:44,798 Baby, that's our money. 1418 01:02:44,831 --> 01:02:46,075 TERRY: Don't worry, Colin, I got it. 1419 01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:46,933 COLIN: Guys, guys, please, relax. 1420 01:02:46,966 --> 01:02:49,235 Let's stop, lads. 1421 01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:50,303 Guys. 1422 01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:54,307 - Guys. - NIKKI: Come on, baby. 1423 01:02:54,341 --> 01:02:55,341 Guys, enough! 1424 01:02:56,309 --> 01:02:57,344 Guys! 1425 01:02:58,378 --> 01:02:59,212 Guys! 1426 01:02:59,245 --> 01:03:00,046 (Nikki screams) 1427 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,348 (GUNSHOTS) 1428 01:03:03,883 --> 01:03:06,219 (gasps) 1429 01:03:06,252 --> 01:03:09,422 (pants) 1430 01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,991 (♪♪♪) 1431 01:03:12,025 --> 01:03:13,336 COLIN ON HEADPHONES: That's enough. 1432 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,229 Guys, enough! Guys! 1433 01:03:16,262 --> 01:03:19,199 (GUNSHOT ON HEADPHONES) 1434 01:03:19,232 --> 01:03:19,899 Shots fired. 1435 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:21,267 I for sure heard shots fired. 1436 01:03:23,436 --> 01:03:25,305 - You wanna move in or... - I don't know. 1437 01:03:25,338 --> 01:03:27,140 We barely have anything on Carmichael. 1438 01:03:29,509 --> 01:03:32,345 What do you think we should do? 1439 01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:35,849 Well, if somebody gets killed and we're just sitting here. 1440 01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:39,052 Fine. 1441 01:03:39,085 --> 01:03:41,388 Let's go save some stupid people from themselves. 1442 01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:47,093 Colin! Have you lost your mind? 1443 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:50,030 You're gonna get someone killed! 1444 01:03:50,063 --> 01:03:51,398 He told me it wasn't loaded! 1445 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:57,170 (VENTS CREAKING) 1446 01:03:57,203 --> 01:03:58,371 What? 1447 01:03:58,405 --> 01:04:00,507 (screams) 1448 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:04,010 (Anna coughs, grunts) 1449 01:04:09,382 --> 01:04:10,382 Anna? 1450 01:04:12,018 --> 01:04:14,120 How... how did... how did you... 1451 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,154 ANNA: Wait. 1452 01:04:16,322 --> 01:04:17,991 What? 1453 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:26,433 Well, you see, I can explain. 1454 01:04:26,466 --> 01:04:28,101 TERRY: All right. 1455 01:04:28,134 --> 01:04:29,336 I've had enough of this. 1456 01:04:29,369 --> 01:04:31,404 Now, I'm taking this one here. 1457 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,539 No, you're not. 1458 01:04:32,572 --> 01:04:34,007 Paul, don't make me... don't... 1459 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,051 - PAUL: We... we need... - TERRY: Come on. 1460 01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:36,710 No. 1461 01:04:36,743 --> 01:04:39,512 TERRY: Ah! Get the money! 1462 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:42,048 Colin! Just don't stand there, get the... 1463 01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:45,018 FBI! 1464 01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:46,219 I knew it! 1465 01:04:46,252 --> 01:04:47,420 Hands up. 1466 01:04:47,454 --> 01:04:50,423 And not one of you move a single muscle. 1467 01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:52,201 I'm confused by your contradictory directives. 1468 01:04:52,225 --> 01:04:54,294 Do we put our hands in the air or... 1469 01:04:54,327 --> 01:04:55,407 or do we not move a muscle? 1470 01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:58,732 Put your hands up. 1471 01:04:58,765 --> 01:05:00,300 And stay where you are. 1472 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,435 Y'all had a hell of a party. 1473 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:07,407 Excuse me. Officer? Or agent? 1474 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,210 I'm sorry, but we... we can explain. 1475 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:12,145 Can you? 1476 01:05:12,178 --> 01:05:14,547 No. Probably not. 1477 01:05:14,581 --> 01:05:15,348 Well, you're all very lucky, 1478 01:05:15,382 --> 01:05:18,018 'cause we're here for one person. 1479 01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,152 Sonny Carmichael. 1480 01:05:19,185 --> 01:05:22,522 You are under arrest. 1481 01:05:22,555 --> 01:05:24,290 You have the right to remain silent. 1482 01:05:26,393 --> 01:05:28,361 Sonny, I've always loved you. 1483 01:05:28,395 --> 01:05:30,430 I'll be waiting for you. 1484 01:05:30,463 --> 01:05:32,265 You're a peach. 1485 01:05:32,298 --> 01:05:33,342 Have my wife call the lawyer. 1486 01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:34,477 You have the right to an attorney. 1487 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:36,369 If you cannot afford one, 1488 01:05:36,403 --> 01:05:38,338 the court will provide one for you. 1489 01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,073 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 1490 01:05:40,106 --> 01:05:41,441 Arrested for what? Answer me that. 1491 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:46,179 Uncle Sonny, oh my God. I... I'm so sorry. 1492 01:05:46,212 --> 01:05:49,249 I dozed off for like a second and now you're in handcuffs. 1493 01:05:49,282 --> 01:05:50,784 That's bad. 1494 01:05:50,817 --> 01:05:53,453 Yeah. I told you to stay awake, didn't I? 1495 01:05:53,486 --> 01:05:57,023 Didn't I tell you to keep your eyes open? 1496 01:05:57,057 --> 01:05:58,100 CHIP: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1497 01:05:58,124 --> 01:06:00,060 So, uh... 1498 01:06:00,093 --> 01:06:02,629 So you and... you and me, we're good, right? 1499 01:06:02,662 --> 01:06:07,567 I... I did what I said I would and so I'm free and easy, right? 1500 01:06:09,669 --> 01:06:12,005 You no good snitch! 1501 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:18,211 Chip, when I make bail, and I'm gonna make bail, 1502 01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:22,148 you better be a thousand miles away from here in some cave. 1503 01:06:22,182 --> 01:06:25,051 And even then, I'm gonna find you. 1504 01:06:28,254 --> 01:06:29,556 Mr. Baker, 1505 01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:31,324 you've given us nothing but a mess. 1506 01:06:31,358 --> 01:06:33,393 Well, it's your opinion. 1507 01:06:33,426 --> 01:06:37,230 The deal was for you to get a confession 1508 01:06:37,263 --> 01:06:40,367 out of Mr. Carmichael. 1509 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,402 And you failed miserably at that. 1510 01:06:42,435 --> 01:06:43,403 That's unkind. 1511 01:06:43,436 --> 01:06:47,273 And as for the rest of you, here's the deal. 1512 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:51,544 I don't understand what happened here tonight. 1513 01:06:51,578 --> 01:06:54,080 I don't want to understand. 1514 01:06:54,114 --> 01:06:57,317 If I continue my investigation on this, 1515 01:06:57,350 --> 01:06:59,486 there'll be more arrests. 1516 01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:01,855 There'll be more paperwork. 1517 01:07:01,888 --> 01:07:04,090 We don't want that, do we? 1518 01:07:04,124 --> 01:07:06,559 No. 1519 01:07:06,593 --> 01:07:10,130 The money never left the premises. 1520 01:07:10,163 --> 01:07:15,168 So, nothing was ever stolen. 1521 01:07:21,641 --> 01:07:23,276 Great. 1522 01:07:23,309 --> 01:07:25,278 Now go home, all of you. 1523 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,416 (Nikki clears throat) 1524 01:07:29,449 --> 01:07:31,618 BENNET: Oh, one more thing. 1525 01:07:33,319 --> 01:07:35,321 Merry Christmas. 1526 01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,390 - Oh, Merry Christmas. - EVERYONE: Merry Christmas. 1527 01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:40,693 Dude. 1528 01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:49,269 NIKKI: Hello. 1529 01:07:49,302 --> 01:07:50,370 Hey, baby. 1530 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,574 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1531 01:07:59,512 --> 01:08:00,480 NIKKI: Okay. 1532 01:08:00,513 --> 01:08:02,449 Someone might be getting a little too grim here. 1533 01:08:04,718 --> 01:08:06,753 I think the Lake Theatre is playing 1534 01:08:06,786 --> 01:08:08,655 It's a Wonderful Life. 1535 01:08:08,688 --> 01:08:10,223 How about we go see that? 1536 01:08:10,256 --> 01:08:13,193 Get all nice and warm. 1537 01:08:13,226 --> 01:08:15,161 Totally. Yeah. 1538 01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:17,931 The movie about the dude who loses like a... 1539 01:08:17,964 --> 01:08:19,275 a ton of money right before Christmas 1540 01:08:19,299 --> 01:08:21,568 and then decides to kill himself. 1541 01:08:21,601 --> 01:08:22,778 That's... that's actually perfect. 1542 01:08:22,802 --> 01:08:25,171 We should... we should definitely do that. 1543 01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:26,306 True. 1544 01:08:26,339 --> 01:08:27,574 But in the end, he... 1545 01:08:30,744 --> 01:08:32,679 Well, there's that whole bit about angels 1546 01:08:32,712 --> 01:08:34,647 getting their wings, but... 1547 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:36,750 But I actually don't know how that movie ends. 1548 01:08:36,783 --> 01:08:38,418 PAUL: Nobody does. 1549 01:08:38,451 --> 01:08:41,654 It's like with bells or something, and then wings. 1550 01:08:41,688 --> 01:08:43,656 And it's like six-hours long with commercials. 1551 01:08:43,690 --> 01:08:45,401 It's like, who's watching... who's watching that 1552 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:46,393 for six hours? 1553 01:08:46,426 --> 01:08:50,397 Like, you know, people have jobs that like have... 1554 01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:51,631 We don't, though. 1555 01:08:51,664 --> 01:08:52,432 - We don't. - NIKKI: Okay. 1556 01:08:52,465 --> 01:08:53,500 (overlapping speech) 1557 01:08:53,533 --> 01:08:57,504 Baby, baby, the point is, no matter what we do, 1558 01:08:57,537 --> 01:09:00,573 no matter... no matter what movie we watch, 1559 01:09:00,607 --> 01:09:02,575 we still have each other, right? 1560 01:09:06,513 --> 01:09:08,581 Listen, 1561 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:11,818 I know we're kind of screwed at the moment, 1562 01:09:11,851 --> 01:09:15,188 and I'm just as scared as you are. 1563 01:09:17,524 --> 01:09:21,795 But if we waste the year now, if we waste this entire holiday, 1564 01:09:22,862 --> 01:09:26,466 all we'll do is lose more than we already have. 1565 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:32,339 Hey, we still have each other, right? 1566 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:36,242 Come on. 1567 01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:38,011 Say it. 1568 01:09:38,044 --> 01:09:39,346 PAUL: We still have each other. 1569 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:47,854 It's probably the dumbest thing you've ever said in your life. 1570 01:09:47,887 --> 01:09:51,424 And you have said some really dumb things. 1571 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:53,560 We still have each other. 1572 01:09:53,593 --> 01:09:57,030 And how the hell are we gonna open a restaurant with that? 1573 01:09:57,063 --> 01:09:58,465 How are we even gonna pay our bills? 1574 01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:00,467 Huh? Think about that? 1575 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,868 No, you didn't. 1576 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:03,436 All right. All right. 1577 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:05,605 I get it okay. 1578 01:10:05,638 --> 01:10:08,375 Excuse me for trying to find some holiday cheer. 1579 01:10:10,377 --> 01:10:12,512 God. It was this close. 1580 01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:13,646 I mean, it was this close. 1581 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,715 I had it in me hand. I had it. 1582 01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:17,517 We had it. We could smell it. 1583 01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:18,752 We could taste it. 1584 01:10:18,785 --> 01:10:21,388 Then the bloody roof comes open and... 1585 01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:26,760 (grunting) 1586 01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:30,773 God, it's always the same, Colin. 1587 01:10:30,797 --> 01:10:31,765 It's always the same. 1588 01:10:31,798 --> 01:10:33,299 It's always the sa... 1589 01:10:37,537 --> 01:10:40,340 I thought those were against the rules, love? 1590 01:10:45,712 --> 01:10:47,514 (chuckles) 1591 01:10:48,682 --> 01:10:49,582 (LIGHTER CLICKS) 1592 01:10:49,616 --> 01:10:51,651 What the hell. 1593 01:10:51,685 --> 01:10:53,386 It's Christmas. 1594 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:57,490 (INDISTINCT LYRICS IN BACKGROUND) 1595 01:10:57,524 --> 01:10:58,658 Now that is 1596 01:10:58,692 --> 01:11:01,695 how you spread holiday feckin' cheer. 1597 01:11:01,728 --> 01:11:03,430 Ho, ho, ho. 1598 01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:07,810 PILOT ON SPEAKER: Good morning. And Merry Christmas. 1599 01:11:07,834 --> 01:11:09,803 We're ready to depart. 1600 01:11:09,836 --> 01:11:12,405 Flying time is roughly eight hours to Paris. 1601 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,506 Weather? 1602 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:15,675 Well, it looks like you've got clear skies ahead. 1603 01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:18,378 Enjoy your flight. 1604 01:11:18,411 --> 01:11:22,315 (♪♪♪) 1605 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:25,685 What the... 1606 01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:27,721 Morning, sir. We are ready for takeoff. 1607 01:11:27,754 --> 01:11:29,689 I kindly ask that you fasten your seatbelt 1608 01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,424 and I'll stow away this tray table. 1609 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:32,826 Oh yeah, I... I will. I will. 1610 01:11:32,859 --> 01:11:34,661 I just... I just have to finish one... 1611 01:11:36,896 --> 01:11:38,832 There has to be a mistake. 1612 01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:39,899 Has to be a mistake. 1613 01:11:43,737 --> 01:11:46,606 No. 1614 01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:48,875 No, no, no. 1615 01:11:48,908 --> 01:11:52,379 Oh, oh, oh, they... they took it! 1616 01:11:53,546 --> 01:11:56,783 - Sir, are you okay? - They took it! Oh. 1617 01:11:56,816 --> 01:11:57,856 They took... they took it. 1618 01:11:57,884 --> 01:11:58,752 Okay, well. 1619 01:11:58,785 --> 01:12:01,454 We are ready to push back for takeoff. 1620 01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,590 Unless you'd like to remain here. 1621 01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:08,595 No, no, I can't... I can't stay here. 1622 01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:09,729 Okay, well great. 1623 01:12:09,763 --> 01:12:13,466 Well, sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight to Paris. 1624 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,534 I can't sit here. 1625 01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:15,845 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Let me get this tray for you. 1626 01:12:15,869 --> 01:12:19,939 (panting) 1627 01:12:19,973 --> 01:12:21,875 I can't sit here. 1628 01:12:21,908 --> 01:12:24,711 And Merry Christmas. 1629 01:12:25,912 --> 01:12:29,849 (♪♪♪) 1630 01:12:32,852 --> 01:12:35,555 Hey, can I ask you guys a question? 1631 01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:38,558 I saw something weird on Chip's computer, and it... 1632 01:12:38,591 --> 01:12:40,627 Probably nothing, but I checked my last paycheck 1633 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,896 and I calculated out all the social security, taxes, 1634 01:12:42,929 --> 01:12:46,900 all that, and I'm pretty sure I'm like 14 bucks short. 1635 01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:48,768 14 whole dollars? 1636 01:12:48,802 --> 01:12:49,903 Oh, wow! 1637 01:12:49,936 --> 01:12:51,938 Our financial woes are solved. 1638 01:12:51,971 --> 01:12:53,616 I'm not saying it's going to solve all our problems, 1639 01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:54,574 you mouthy leprechaun. 1640 01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:55,918 I'm just wondering where the money is going. 1641 01:12:55,942 --> 01:12:57,043 Is anybody else curious? 1642 01:12:57,077 --> 01:12:59,512 - Not really. - ANNA: Anyone? 1643 01:12:59,546 --> 01:13:00,647 Okay. Whatever. 1644 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,716 I'm getting another beer. 1645 01:13:02,749 --> 01:13:03,750 No, Anna, Anna, Anna. 1646 01:13:03,783 --> 01:13:05,485 No, seriously, Anna. Anna! 1647 01:13:05,518 --> 01:13:06,786 Yes? 1648 01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:07,754 TERRY: While you're up there, would you? 1649 01:13:07,787 --> 01:13:09,556 No. 1650 01:13:09,589 --> 01:13:11,524 - Geez, would you look at that? - Terry! 1651 01:13:13,526 --> 01:13:15,695 MANNY: You talk too much. 1652 01:13:15,729 --> 01:13:17,530 Ow. 1653 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:19,499 Just take that and chill, will ya? 1654 01:13:19,532 --> 01:13:22,836 (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 1655 01:13:26,973 --> 01:13:29,075 MANNY: I'm curious. 1656 01:13:29,109 --> 01:13:31,044 You asked if anyone was curious. 1657 01:13:31,077 --> 01:13:33,680 I am. 1658 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,757 Have you made sense of any of this yet? 1659 01:13:34,781 --> 01:13:36,916 All my checks are short. 1660 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:40,620 Maybe it's nothing, but I don't know, a couple bucks 1661 01:13:40,653 --> 01:13:42,822 from every employee spread over enough years. 1662 01:13:42,856 --> 01:13:43,490 BARTENDER: What'll it be? 1663 01:13:43,523 --> 01:13:45,558 ANNA: Uh, another beer. 1664 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:46,632 MANNY: I'll have a martini. 1665 01:13:49,996 --> 01:13:51,698 What? 1666 01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:53,266 Nothing. 1667 01:13:53,299 --> 01:13:55,468 I didn't know I was sitting next to 007. 1668 01:13:57,671 --> 01:13:59,939 Well, there's a lot of things you don't know about me. 1669 01:13:59,973 --> 01:14:03,576 Well, for instance, do you know how 1670 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:05,912 I got to be a 30-year-old busboy? 1671 01:14:05,945 --> 01:14:08,715 I kind of figured it's none of my business. 1672 01:14:08,748 --> 01:14:10,650 Is there a story there? 1673 01:14:10,684 --> 01:14:13,586 It's more like a cautionary tale. 1674 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:16,556 But what you're seeing here, these are regularities, 1675 01:14:16,589 --> 01:14:18,558 and they don't happen by accident. 1676 01:14:18,591 --> 01:14:19,626 For instance, 1677 01:14:19,659 --> 01:14:21,127 let's say you're a business owner, 1678 01:14:21,161 --> 01:14:23,930 and let's say you do your payroll in-house, as Chip does. 1679 01:14:23,963 --> 01:14:25,699 - ANNA: Mm-hmm. - You can create a program 1680 01:14:25,732 --> 01:14:27,076 that skims just a little off the top 1681 01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:29,069 of each and every paycheck you write. 1682 01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:30,570 ANNA: Hmm. 1683 01:14:30,603 --> 01:14:31,981 And if you add up all those paychecks, 1684 01:14:32,005 --> 01:14:32,906 all that skimming, 1685 01:14:32,939 --> 01:14:35,008 and spread it out over a bunch of years... 1686 01:14:35,041 --> 01:14:36,576 It could add up to something. 1687 01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:42,615 So wait, how did you become a 30-year-old busboy? 1688 01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:44,884 Just because you're good at a thing, 1689 01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:46,820 doesn't mean that thing's good for you. 1690 01:14:46,853 --> 01:14:49,122 Look, I've made some mistakes, 1691 01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:50,824 but I've paid my debt to society. 1692 01:14:52,092 --> 01:14:54,027 To all of society? 1693 01:14:54,060 --> 01:14:56,896 What, did you have to use one of those big novelty checks? 1694 01:14:56,930 --> 01:15:00,066 What I'm saying is, I'm on a different path now. 1695 01:15:01,935 --> 01:15:02,969 Okay. 1696 01:15:03,003 --> 01:15:06,339 Well, let's imagine you're back on your old path. 1697 01:15:06,373 --> 01:15:08,117 You've created this program that's rigging the numbers, 1698 01:15:08,141 --> 01:15:10,076 so that money is taken out, but no one can tell 1699 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:11,711 that it's missing. 1700 01:15:11,745 --> 01:15:13,185 Where would you stash all that money? 1701 01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:16,916 My guess? 1702 01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:18,718 It'd be held in a privately-held account. 1703 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:21,121 The offshore variety. 1704 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:27,961 (indistinct chatter in background) 1705 01:15:27,994 --> 01:15:28,994 MANNY: You okay? 1706 01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:34,067 Since we're talking about old paths, 1707 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:37,837 When I got pregnant with Teddy, my ex just left. 1708 01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:40,974 Suddenly, we had nothing. 1709 01:15:42,409 --> 01:15:44,944 And now Chip is gonna do the same thing. 1710 01:15:44,978 --> 01:15:46,088 He's taking what he wants from us, 1711 01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:47,814 and he's just gonna walk away. 1712 01:15:51,117 --> 01:15:53,687 Yeah, most people are like that. 1713 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,623 Most people. Not everyone. 1714 01:15:56,656 --> 01:15:57,867 But this money that he's taking 1715 01:15:57,891 --> 01:16:00,694 from us, if he is stashing it in an offshore account, I... 1716 01:16:00,727 --> 01:16:03,830 Look, money can be taken from anywhere. 1717 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,198 Anywhere. 1718 01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:07,400 What you need is someone who knows their way 1719 01:16:07,434 --> 01:16:08,768 around such things. 1720 01:16:11,871 --> 01:16:14,841 ANNA: And if you were to steal money that's already been stolen? 1721 01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:15,918 MANNY: Who could he report it to? 1722 01:16:15,942 --> 01:16:19,879 (♪♪♪) 1723 01:16:22,015 --> 01:16:24,184 ANNA: Let me get these empties out of the way. 1724 01:16:24,217 --> 01:16:25,752 I assume another round for everyone? 1725 01:16:25,785 --> 01:16:26,653 HECTOR: Yep. 1726 01:16:26,686 --> 01:16:27,897 Why... why are you collecting empties? 1727 01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:29,789 Where's Manny? 1728 01:16:29,823 --> 01:16:32,726 Couldn't tell ya. Maybe he's running late. 1729 01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:34,227 Running late? 1730 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:37,263 My favorite night of the year by the busboy's running late. 1731 01:16:37,297 --> 01:16:37,931 (chuckles) 1732 01:16:37,964 --> 01:16:39,099 What are you gonna do, Chip? 1733 01:16:39,132 --> 01:16:40,667 Fire him? 1734 01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:43,703 Again? 1735 01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:46,873 (laughs) 1736 01:16:46,906 --> 01:16:50,210 All right, so uh, gentlemen, and lady? 1737 01:16:50,243 --> 01:16:52,145 I'll be back with those drinks. 1738 01:16:52,178 --> 01:17:00,178 (♪♪♪) 1739 01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:07,954 (♪♪♪) 1740 01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:09,332 - Hey, hey. - Whoa, whoa, you scared me. 1741 01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:10,256 Sorry, hey. 1742 01:18:10,290 --> 01:18:14,127 Hey, what... what are you doing back here? 1743 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,838 Shouldn't... shouldn't you be on the bar doing 1744 01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:18,765 like, bar... bartending stuff for the... 1745 01:18:18,798 --> 01:18:21,301 Yeah, yeah. 1746 01:18:21,334 --> 01:18:22,235 I was. 1747 01:18:22,268 --> 01:18:24,804 So, why do you care? 1748 01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:26,806 Chip just asked for um, whiskey shots 1749 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,009 for his poker squad. 1750 01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:30,977 So, yeah, could you... 1751 01:18:31,011 --> 01:18:32,088 When... when did he ask for that? 1752 01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:35,815 I thought you were doing your... your napkin inventory. 1753 01:18:35,849 --> 01:18:37,083 I was... it was like... 1754 01:18:37,117 --> 01:18:38,127 it was right before my napkins time 1755 01:18:38,151 --> 01:18:40,920 he asked for... 1756 01:18:40,954 --> 01:18:44,557 Anna, I'd just... I'd really love it 1757 01:18:44,591 --> 01:18:46,292 if you could just pour me the shots. 1758 01:18:46,326 --> 01:18:47,260 Can you do that for me? 1759 01:18:47,293 --> 01:18:48,895 Sure. Yep. 1760 01:18:48,928 --> 01:18:52,932 I... of course. I just gotta go. 1761 01:18:52,966 --> 01:18:54,010 PAUL: So you're not gonna do that? ♪ 1762 01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:55,144 No, there's this thing that I have to do first. 1763 01:18:55,168 --> 01:18:56,102 PAUL: I'll just do it. 1764 01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:58,104 So like... like I do everything around here. 1765 01:18:58,138 --> 01:18:59,072 Great. Awesome. 1766 01:18:59,105 --> 01:19:01,274 - PAUL: Thanks, Anna. - You're welcome, Paul. 1767 01:19:03,176 --> 01:19:11,176 (♪♪♪) 1768 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:27,100 (grunts) 1769 01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:35,133 (♪♪♪) 1770 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:48,331 TERRY: Now keep those hands raising. 1771 01:19:48,355 --> 01:19:50,056 Oh my God, 1772 01:19:50,090 --> 01:19:53,026 Terry, you have the world's worst timing. 1773 01:19:53,059 --> 01:19:56,096 Even worse than your John Wayne impersonation. 1774 01:19:56,129 --> 01:19:58,064 Which is really bad. 1775 01:19:58,098 --> 01:20:00,133 TERRY: Enough! Oh, listen. 1776 01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:03,870 I want everybody's money right here, right now. 1777 01:20:03,903 --> 01:20:07,374 And I want all the money that's in the safe now, okay? 1778 01:20:13,980 --> 01:20:15,415 - You came. - Of course. 1779 01:20:15,448 --> 01:20:16,983 (chuckles) 1780 01:20:17,017 --> 01:20:19,352 No. 1781 01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:21,921 Have you been hearing what's going on over there? 1782 01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:23,466 I think the Irish brothers are robbing Chip's poker game. 1783 01:20:23,490 --> 01:20:26,459 Are you sure that's exactly what's happening? 1784 01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:28,361 Look at that. You got in. 1785 01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:29,629 ANNA: Yeah, turns out, 1786 01:20:29,662 --> 01:20:32,465 the internet can teach you how to do pretty much everything. 1787 01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:35,168 Well, maybe not everything. 1788 01:20:38,138 --> 01:20:41,274 CHIP: Sonny, you want a piece of Golden Gloves, huh? 1789 01:20:41,307 --> 01:20:42,108 SONNY: Oh yeah. 1790 01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,352 CHIP: Is that what you want? Yeah? 1791 01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:46,279 (grunting, laughing in background) 1792 01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:53,119 SONNY: Your old man bought you those Golden Gloves. 1793 01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:54,921 What the hell's going on out there? 1794 01:20:54,954 --> 01:20:57,157 I think Chip and Sonny are fighting. 1795 01:20:59,192 --> 01:21:01,027 Can't believe I actually used to work here. 1796 01:21:06,132 --> 01:21:07,067 We're done. 1797 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,068 ANNA: That's it? 1798 01:21:08,101 --> 01:21:10,270 Set up everything exactly like we discussed. 1799 01:21:10,303 --> 01:21:11,447 Everything else is in your hands. 1800 01:21:11,471 --> 01:21:13,039 And you gave yourself a cut, right? 1801 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,510 No. 1802 01:21:17,544 --> 01:21:19,012 What? 1803 01:21:19,045 --> 01:21:20,914 No, Manny, this can't be for nothing. 1804 01:21:22,549 --> 01:21:24,951 It's not. 1805 01:21:24,984 --> 01:21:26,329 TERRY: The money, they've got the money, 1806 01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:28,988 they've got the money! 1807 01:21:29,022 --> 01:21:30,190 We gotta go. 1808 01:21:31,491 --> 01:21:33,059 Yeah. 1809 01:21:39,199 --> 01:21:40,233 ANNA: Come on. 1810 01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:47,140 You know, a week ago, if somebody would've asked me 1811 01:21:47,173 --> 01:21:49,309 what I was doing for Christmas, 1812 01:21:49,342 --> 01:21:50,486 I probably wouldn't have said this. 1813 01:21:50,510 --> 01:21:51,544 ANNA: Yeah. 1814 01:21:51,578 --> 01:21:54,981 Crawling threw an HVAC like Bruce Will... dammit. 1815 01:21:55,015 --> 01:21:57,217 - What? What's the matter? - No, no, it's nothing. 1816 01:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,053 It's just, if Paul were here, do you know what he'd say? 1817 01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:05,358 - This is just like... - Don't even say it. 1818 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:09,362 TERRY: Give me that money. 1819 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:11,364 (indistinct shouting) 1820 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:18,004 What the hell is going on down there? 1821 01:22:18,038 --> 01:22:19,339 MANNY: Knowing these people? 1822 01:22:19,372 --> 01:22:20,974 Probably something really stupid. 1823 01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:26,479 COLIN: Guys, let go! Guys! 1824 01:22:26,513 --> 01:22:27,180 (GUNSHOTS) 1825 01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:29,516 (GASPS) 1826 01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:36,089 ANNA: We gotta go. 1827 01:22:36,122 --> 01:22:39,559 (♪♪♪) 1828 01:22:39,592 --> 01:22:40,393 (grunts) 1829 01:22:40,427 --> 01:22:42,062 (gasps) 1830 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:43,496 (Anna coughs) 1831 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:47,467 (♪♪♪) 1832 01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:51,538 Anna? 1833 01:22:53,139 --> 01:22:54,541 How... how did... did you... 1834 01:22:57,277 --> 01:22:58,244 What? 1835 01:22:58,278 --> 01:23:00,113 (grunts) 1836 01:23:00,146 --> 01:23:03,283 Well, you see... 1837 01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:08,521 I can explain. 1838 01:23:08,555 --> 01:23:12,492 (♪♪♪) 1839 01:23:14,227 --> 01:23:16,663 (PHONE RINGING) 1840 01:23:16,696 --> 01:23:19,599 Who is bothering me on Christmas morning? 1841 01:23:19,632 --> 01:23:21,835 Maybe it's Chip. 1842 01:23:21,868 --> 01:23:23,636 Needs someone to bail him out of jail. 1843 01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:25,071 Dick. 1844 01:23:26,506 --> 01:23:27,540 No. 1845 01:23:27,574 --> 01:23:29,409 - What? - No way! 1846 01:23:29,442 --> 01:23:31,077 PAUL: What? 1847 01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,245 NIKKI: I mean, 1848 01:23:32,278 --> 01:23:33,322 I know it's a cliché to say it's a Christmas miracle, 1849 01:23:33,346 --> 01:23:33,980 but this? 1850 01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:35,281 This is a Christmas miracle! 1851 01:23:35,315 --> 01:23:36,549 What are you do... is this... 1852 01:23:38,618 --> 01:23:40,196 - NIKKI: Baby? - PAUL: Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1853 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:40,854 (screams) 1854 01:23:40,887 --> 01:23:42,288 PAUL: Is this for real? 1855 01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:43,566 "From your secret payroll Santa." 1856 01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:45,358 Secret payroll Santa. What is that? 1857 01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:47,560 Secret payroll Santa! 1858 01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:49,162 Payroll. 1859 01:23:49,195 --> 01:23:50,463 What... did Anna like... 1860 01:23:50,497 --> 01:23:52,332 She must have. 1861 01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:55,568 Oh my God. We have $20,000. 1862 01:23:57,504 --> 01:24:00,573 We have $20,000! 1863 01:24:00,607 --> 01:24:03,443 (screams, laughs) 1864 01:24:03,476 --> 01:24:05,211 Okay, um... 1865 01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:06,146 Let's... let's go. 1866 01:24:06,179 --> 01:24:07,590 Let's go somewhere. Let's go, let's go. 1867 01:24:07,614 --> 01:24:09,449 Do you wanna go to Florida? Like, right now? 1868 01:24:09,482 --> 01:24:11,251 - Yes. Yes. - PAUL: Let's go, right? 1869 01:24:12,485 --> 01:24:14,587 But we should do something else first. 1870 01:24:14,621 --> 01:24:17,157 Oh. Yeah, big time. 1871 01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:19,259 Mm, let's go. 1872 01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:22,595 TERRY & COLIN: Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! 1873 01:24:22,629 --> 01:24:25,665 Olé! Olé! 1874 01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:28,401 We're gonna serve breakfast, gourmet breakfast! 1875 01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:29,102 All day long! 1876 01:24:29,135 --> 01:24:32,706 Oh, oh, I love Denver omelettes! 1877 01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:35,275 Possibly a little more gourmet than that. 1878 01:24:35,308 --> 01:24:37,344 But if my brother wants Denver omelettes, 1879 01:24:37,377 --> 01:24:38,745 he gets Denver omelettes. 1880 01:24:38,778 --> 01:24:40,380 We're really doing this, 1881 01:24:40,413 --> 01:24:41,915 aren't we, little brother Collie! 1882 01:24:41,948 --> 01:24:44,617 We're really doing this, big brother Terry! 1883 01:24:44,651 --> 01:24:46,920 NIKKI: Oh, hey! 1884 01:24:46,953 --> 01:24:50,490 Merry Christmas, we're moving to Florida! 1885 01:24:50,523 --> 01:24:52,158 Wooh! 1886 01:24:52,192 --> 01:24:56,229 Merry Christmas back at ya, you crazy kids! 1887 01:24:56,262 --> 01:24:57,630 Hey, do you think? 1888 01:24:57,664 --> 01:24:59,733 Payroll Santa? 1889 01:24:59,766 --> 01:25:01,434 Oh! 1890 01:25:01,468 --> 01:25:03,436 Something tells me payroll Santa 1891 01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:05,605 came down all our chimneys this Christmas! 1892 01:25:05,638 --> 01:25:07,741 (laughing) 1893 01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:09,776 Come on! 1894 01:25:09,809 --> 01:25:11,244 (DOOR CLOSES) 1895 01:25:11,277 --> 01:25:13,380 (ENGINE STARTS) 1896 01:25:13,413 --> 01:25:16,449 (TYPING ON PHONE) 1897 01:25:19,486 --> 01:25:21,254 (♪♪♪) 1898 01:25:21,287 --> 01:25:22,322 JAKE: Coming back inside? 1899 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:27,394 Teddy's losing his mind about the bike. 1900 01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:28,971 The kid's already out front trying to ride it. 1901 01:25:28,995 --> 01:25:30,030 ANNA: I'm coming. 1902 01:25:30,063 --> 01:25:32,365 Just had to take care of some last-minute gifts. 1903 01:25:32,399 --> 01:25:34,534 You really made him pay, huh? 1904 01:25:34,567 --> 01:25:37,404 Well, technically, I made him pay back. 1905 01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:39,439 Good. 1906 01:25:39,472 --> 01:25:40,683 Let someone like him know what it feels like 1907 01:25:40,707 --> 01:25:42,208 to be someone like us. 1908 01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:46,813 Hey, uh, I heard you had some help. 1909 01:25:46,846 --> 01:25:48,348 That little job of yours. 1910 01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:52,352 No. 1911 01:25:52,385 --> 01:25:53,420 No one else. 1912 01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:54,487 JAKE: Anna. 1913 01:25:59,492 --> 01:26:00,703 I'mma make sure that Teddy isn't riding his bike 1914 01:26:00,727 --> 01:26:01,761 into traffic. 1915 01:26:04,864 --> 01:26:07,600 ANNA: Little early for a date, aren't you? 1916 01:26:07,634 --> 01:26:08,735 Yeah, well, 1917 01:26:08,768 --> 01:26:11,338 you know, I was thinking about Teddy's gift, and um, 1918 01:26:13,039 --> 01:26:14,841 you can't have a bike without a bell on it. 1919 01:26:14,874 --> 01:26:16,576 Is that so? 1920 01:26:16,609 --> 01:26:17,777 That's right. 1921 01:26:17,811 --> 01:26:20,380 (BELL RINGING) 1922 01:26:20,413 --> 01:26:23,316 I mean, after all, you're the Christmas movie extra. 1923 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:26,019 So isn't something good supposed to happen 1924 01:26:26,052 --> 01:26:28,254 every time the bell rings? 1925 01:26:28,288 --> 01:26:30,256 You tell me. 1926 01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:38,290 (♪♪♪) 1927 01:26:48,908 --> 01:26:52,779 ♪ It's December 2nd ♪ 1928 01:26:52,812 --> 01:26:57,350 ♪ The snow begins to fall ♪ 1929 01:26:57,384 --> 01:27:00,887 ♪ Babe, I'm getting ready ♪ 1930 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:04,357 ♪ Gonna have ball ♪ 1931 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:07,761 ♪ So babe, let's hang our stocking ♪ 1932 01:27:07,794 --> 01:27:11,331 ♪ And put those presents beneath the tree ♪ 1933 01:27:11,364 --> 01:27:14,668 ♪ 'Cause, baby, it's that time of year again ♪ 1934 01:27:14,701 --> 01:27:17,504 ♪ Christmas is here ♪ 1935 01:27:20,507 --> 01:27:24,511 ♪ It's time for celebrations ♪ 1936 01:27:24,544 --> 01:27:27,681 ♪ The holidays are coming ♪ 1937 01:27:27,714 --> 01:27:31,618 ♪ I'm gonna grab another drink if that guy, cheeky, winky ♪ 1938 01:27:31,651 --> 01:27:34,587 ♪ No, it's time to have some fun ♪ 1939 01:27:36,389 --> 01:27:39,325 ♪ We'll get the champagne flowing ♪ 1940 01:27:39,359 --> 01:27:42,328 ♪ And toast away another year ♪ 1941 01:27:42,362 --> 01:27:46,099 ♪ 'Cause, baby, it's that time of year again ♪ 1942 01:27:46,132 --> 01:27:49,803 ♪ Christmas is here ♪ 1943 01:27:49,836 --> 01:27:54,841 ♪ Come on, baby, let's raise our glasses ♪ 1944 01:27:54,874 --> 01:27:58,578 ♪ Because Christmas time is here ♪ 1945 01:27:58,611 --> 01:28:02,649 ♪ It's time for singing and dancing ♪ 1946 01:28:02,682 --> 01:28:05,518 ♪ Baby, let's spread the Christmas ♪ 1947 01:28:06,786 --> 01:28:10,423 ♪ No, spread a little Christmas ♪ 1948 01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:11,925 ♪ Christmas cheer ♪ 1949 01:28:43,523 --> 01:28:47,927 ♪ Come on, baby, let's raise our glasses ♪ 1950 01:28:47,961 --> 01:28:51,698 ♪ Because Christmas time is here ♪ 1951 01:28:51,731 --> 01:28:55,735 ♪ It's time for singing and dancing ♪ 1952 01:28:55,769 --> 01:28:59,005 ♪ Baby, let's spread a Christmas cheer ♪ 1953 01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:02,942 ♪ Come on, baby, let's raise our glasses ♪ 1954 01:29:02,976 --> 01:29:03,943 ♪ Wooh ♪ 1955 01:29:03,977 --> 01:29:07,414 ♪ Don't you know it's Christmas time ♪ 1956 01:29:07,447 --> 01:29:11,518 ♪ No, it's time for singing and dancing ♪ 1957 01:29:11,551 --> 01:29:15,989 ♪ Baby, let's spread a Christmas cheer ♪ 1958 01:29:16,022 --> 01:29:18,958 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1959 01:29:18,992 --> 01:29:22,929 ♪ Spread a little Christmas ♪ 1960 01:29:22,962 --> 01:29:23,897 ♪ Christmas cheer ♪ 1961 01:29:23,930 --> 01:29:27,200 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 1962 01:29:27,233 --> 01:29:30,804 ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ 1963 01:29:30,837 --> 01:29:33,907 ♪ Christmas cheer ♪ 1964 01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:35,775 ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 1965 01:29:35,809 --> 01:29:42,849 ♪ Christmas, Christmas cheer ♪ 1966 01:29:42,882 --> 01:29:48,455 ♪ Oh whoa, no, no, no ♪