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(ominous music)

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- [Host] Look at these pitiful humans.

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So easy in this digital age
to create a room for my souls.

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They come and chat and
reveal their most inner secrets,

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and all I have to do is collect.

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One by one, I will take them
like a Thanksgiving banquet.

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Well, let's start with a taster

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before we move on to the mains.

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Jeff is just in it for her money.

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Now, this is a tasty main course.

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Mummy, are you dead, are you?

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Maybe she's waiting for him.

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- Hey, Annie, I thought I'd send you a video message

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rather than text you 'cause I
know you're driving right now.

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I've just got to Mom's house now.

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I've brought my suit for the funeral tomorrow,

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so I've got everything I need.

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I've got stuff I'm sure I did get.

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(paper rustling)

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Yeah, I haven't been here in a while.

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I will see you at five o'clock, it's three o'clock now,

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so yeah, I hope your drive's going okay.

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See you in a bit.

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(door rattling) (vehicle droning)

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(bag rustling) (vehicle droning)

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(door thumping)

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(footsteps thumping) (keys rattling)

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(door rattling)

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(keys rattling) (message binging)

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Hey Annie, I'm just checking in.

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It's almost five o'clock

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and I've not heard from you yet so.

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(footsteps thumping) (birds chirping)

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(lock rattling)

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(footsteps thumping) (birds chirping)

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Annie, I just wanted to check you're okay

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'cause it's after five now.

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Please do text me 'cause I want to.

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(door rattling) (woman sobbing)

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(ominous music)

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(camera rattling) (ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues) (lid thumping)

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I just hope you're okay.

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(door rattling)

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(alarm scraping)

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(sheets rustling)

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(footsteps scuffling)

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(footsteps scuffling)

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(ominous music) (footsteps scuffling)

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(door rattling)

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(ominous music continues) (footsteps scuffling)

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(ominous music continues) (camera rattling)

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(ominous music continues) (camera rattling)

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(lock rattling) (ominous music continues)

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(door squeaking) (ominous music continues)

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(camera rattling)

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(footsteps scuffling) (ominous music)

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(ominous music continues) (footsteps scuffling)

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(ominous music continues) (footsteps scuffling)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ladder rattling) (ladder scraping)

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(ominous music continues) (footsteps tapping)

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(Jeff panting)

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(ominous music)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ghost roaring)

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- [Host] (growls) Some say when you are intoxicated,

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we see double.

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Well, Ruth is about to notice

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she is not the only one living inside herself, yummy.

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Watch out, someone's looking at you.

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(upbeat music)

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- Oh god, you when you wake up and you're still pissed?

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That's me right now.

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Pissed and a little bit hung over

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where you can feel it both, ugh.

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But I actually had a really good night.

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My head is hurting though.

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But what else are we meant to do in this situation

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that we're all in?

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Got to have a bit of fun and my roommates,

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housemates, friends mates,
in the biggest mood possible

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with me today for trying to have a little bit of fun

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and actually lighting myself and light my mood up.

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And I honestly don't care

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because if I want to put a little bit of music on

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and dance and have a few glasses of wine,

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what's the issue with that, you know?

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(door squeaking)

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But right now, seeing as they've buggered off,

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out food shopping, not even ask me if I want any food,

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no, no, because it's Everyone Hate Ruth Day today

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in case you didn't know.

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I'm gonna jump in the shower,

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put some more music on and enjoy myself.

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Now I'm for a party by myself, but I am getting sick of it,

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absolutely sick of it.

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I'm fed up of living with absolute boring twats

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who just have a go at me for wanting to have drinks.

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So if any of you out there want

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to have a virtual party with me, let's FaceTime,

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let's make this happen, drop me a DM.

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(upbeat music)

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(wine sloshing) (upbeat music continues)

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(footsteps thumping) (door squeaking)

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(footsteps thumping) (glass rattling)

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(water whooshing)

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(housemates chattering)

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(water whooshing) (toothbrush rustling)

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(toothbrush rustling)

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(water whooshing)

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Oh, what the fuck has happened?

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(water whooshing)

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(housemates chattering)

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(door squeaking) (footsteps thumping)

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(upbeat music) (wine sloshing)

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(bottle clinking) (wine sloshing)

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(upbeat music continues) (paper rustling)

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You're fucking joking.

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(upbeat music continues) (paper rustling)

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(birds chirping) (door rattling)

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(laughs) Try not to laugh.

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This is my new pad.

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This is where I am going to be living now.

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Yep, you heard it.

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They've kicked me out.

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They wasn't joking when they
said I want my last warning,

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and even though I don't think

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I've personally done all wrong, they do.

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So yeah, I'm here now.

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They are going to put me in bed in there

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and obviously clean out storage out with it.

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But yeah, and obviously
there's nothing I can do about it

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'cause I can't exactly go back to my parents' house yet,

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so I've just gotta hold it out.

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I've literally been trying to sleep

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(upbeat music)

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for I don't know how many hours.

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They're still (coughs), they're still at it.

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(upbeat music continues)

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I feel like an absolute mug.

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While I'm stuck in here,

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they're all having a little gathering.

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(upbeat music continues)

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They think I'm some sort of pushover.

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(upbeat music continues) (housemates laughing)

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Could you hear 'em?

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He he he, he he he, fuck off.

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(upbeat music continues)

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I've had enough of this, mate.

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(upbeat music) I am sick of it now,

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they have literally had me
up for hours, laughing, joking.

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I'm sure they're doing it louder, just to piss me off.

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Do they think I'm like locked in these garages,

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so like I can't come out?

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I'm gonna go pay them a fucking visit,

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that's what I'm gonna do.

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Go see what's going on there.

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(ominous music) (wind howling)

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(key rattling) (door rattling)

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(ominous music continues) (footsteps thumping)

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(suspenseful music)

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(curtain whooshing) (suspenseful music continues)

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(footsteps thumping) (birds chirping)

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(door rattling) (suspenseful music continues)

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It's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real,

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it's not, it's not real,

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it's not real, it's not real, it's not.

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(Ruth choking) (suspenseful music)

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(hand slapping) (suspenseful music continues)

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(Ruth choking) (suspenseful music continues)

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(door rattling)

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- Hello, guys. (door thumping)

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I put all that rubbish out (keys rattling)

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and I've cleaned up me acts like you asked.

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(suspenseful music) (camera snapping)

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- [Host] Sally is one of those courses

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that gets stuck in your teeth, irritating.

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You have to keep prodding
it with a stick to jar it loose,

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but it's still very sweet,

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just like her little friend, the bear.

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- Hi, ah, God, wow. (letters ringing)

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What a journey, man, it's just been crazy.

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I've been on such a long flight

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and I'm just getting back to my parents' house now.

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So I'm really excited,

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about to go and see everyone (laughs).

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It's just such a stunning
view up here, it's so beautiful.

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(letters ringing) Hey, guys, hey.

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So I've just gotten back to my parents' house

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and I'm just about to go into my old room.

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I just wanted to, I'm just gonna drag the bag in with me.

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It's quite a heavy bag.

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Oh my god, so weird (laughs).

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Okay, so many mirrors, that's so fun.

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(camera snapping) (letters ringing)

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Hi, oh wow, this is so weird being back.

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Yeah, there's some things on my shelf

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that are like really old like.

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Ah Mum, nice, nice.

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Ah yep, these bad boys.

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I remember using these all
the time when I was younger.

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That's so funny, just gonna put 'em on, hang on.

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It's quite hard with one hand talking to you guys.

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There we go, how's that, is that beautiful?

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Mm, yeah, these are pretty fun.

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They're a little bit crooked.

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(camera snapping)

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Still good though, still good, still good.

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Oh my god, ugh, oh, she's put that creepy bear back

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in my room, why?

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Mum's put like a bunch of my old toys

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and it's like this creepy bear
that I had when I was a kid

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and she's put it like back on my top shelf.

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Like, look at that, it's so weird, look at him.

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Wow, ugh, Mum, why'd you do that, honestly?

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(ominous music)

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So I'm just in my room but I've just like,

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thought I heard something so I've just woken up.

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Man, just, the bear is just so creepy.

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(sighs) I don't know.

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I think I'm just gonna put something over it.

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It's so weird.

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I really hope you guys don't need a creepy bear at home.

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I'm just gonna cover him up with something.

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(eerie music)

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It's so creepy, it's so creepy.

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Hopefully now I can get back to sleep

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now that it's all covered up

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and we'll see you guys next time.

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(eerie music continues)

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(switch clicking) (letters ringing)

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Hi, so I'm just waking up in New Zealand.

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I've got my coffee and I'm just going out on the deck,

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the balcony, the veranda to see this beautiful view

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and I can hear the birds in the background.

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(birds chirping)

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It's such a crazy journey, it's so nice to wake up here.

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(keys rattling) (ominous music)

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(birds chirping) (ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues) (birds chirping)

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That's so weird, the bear is just over there.

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Like honestly, this is weird.

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Like, I don't think anyone's home.

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What the hell?

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It's so creepy, it's so weird.

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(ominous music continues) (birds chirping)

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Oh my god, I'm just gonna keep (sighs).

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(ominous music continues) (birds chirping)

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Hi, so I'm just going to take you to my old library.

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Just a second.

257
00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:30,863
This is so weird, it's kind of like going

258
00:23:30,905 --> 00:23:33,293
for a trip down memory lane

259
00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:34,406
because there are so many books here

260
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:38,348
that I have not seen in ages.

261
00:23:42,741 --> 00:23:44,663
(laughs) What's all this?

262
00:23:44,705 --> 00:23:47,085
Oh yeah, so what have we got here?

263
00:23:48,378 --> 00:23:50,183
We've got "The Flock Book,"

264
00:23:50,225 --> 00:23:54,233
which with a farm and all that in the family,

265
00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:56,033
you've kind of gotta learn about these things,

266
00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:58,973
but man, it's so weird seeing some of these books.

267
00:23:59,015 --> 00:24:00,818
I haven't seen them in ages.

268
00:24:02,825 --> 00:24:06,458
There we go, a lot of chick lit in there, beautiful.

269
00:24:07,775 --> 00:24:10,628
It's just bringing back so many memories, it's crazy.

270
00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,763
(bear growling)

271
00:24:13,805 --> 00:24:15,563
What's that noise?

272
00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:16,438
It's weird.

273
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:21,014
(ominous music) Guys?

274
00:24:22,193 --> 00:24:23,071
(bear growling)

275
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,815
(ominous music continues)

276
00:24:24,857 --> 00:24:26,114
I just heard something.

277
00:24:26,156 --> 00:24:29,903
(ominous music continues) (bear growling)

278
00:24:29,945 --> 00:24:31,163
It's kind of coming from this area,

279
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:35,177
yeah, just, it's so weird.

280
00:24:35,219 --> 00:24:40,219
(ominous music continues) (bear growling)

281
00:24:40,339 --> 00:24:41,927
Where's it coming from?

282
00:24:41,969 --> 00:24:46,969
(ominous music continues) (bear growling)

283
00:24:56,882 --> 00:25:01,247
(book scraping) (ominous music continues)

284
00:25:01,289 --> 00:25:06,289
(bear growling) (ominous music continues)

285
00:25:14,844 --> 00:25:16,966
Oh my God, what the hell?

286
00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:20,620
(ominous music continues)

287
00:25:20,662 --> 00:25:22,985
That's like not even funny, what the hell?

288
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,975
Hilarious, good one, what the fuck?

289
00:25:28,148 --> 00:25:30,427
Fuck's sake, Jesus Christ.

290
00:25:30,469 --> 00:25:31,636
Put that back.

291
00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:36,038
(sighs) Man, my parents think they're so funny.

292
00:25:37,595 --> 00:25:40,658
Hilarious, just fucking hilarious.

293
00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:46,223
(letters ringing) Hi guys, hi.

294
00:25:46,265 --> 00:25:48,203
So I'm still at my parents' house

295
00:25:48,245 --> 00:25:51,602
and I'm just doing some work.

296
00:25:51,644 --> 00:25:54,713
Right, so I've been home a few days now

297
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:58,733
and like Mum's put this bear from my childhood,

298
00:25:58,775 --> 00:26:00,323
in my room, okay?

299
00:26:00,365 --> 00:26:02,123
It's a really creepy bear.

300
00:26:02,165 --> 00:26:04,043
Like it's something weird, you know,

301
00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:05,228
like it's real creepy.

302
00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:08,423
What's been happening, I think,

303
00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:10,103
my dad's been trying to prank me

304
00:26:10,145 --> 00:26:12,486
because he knows that I'm really scared of it, right?

305
00:26:12,528 --> 00:26:16,389
Okay, so he or Mum, like maybe it's both of them.

306
00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:18,098
(letters ringing) I dunno.

307
00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:23,333
They're like putting the bear
in weird parts of the house.

308
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,373
It's giving me such a fright, like,

309
00:26:25,415 --> 00:26:28,133
and I don't like, I can just feel it watching me.

310
00:26:28,175 --> 00:26:30,376
And I can just feel it watching me,

311
00:26:30,418 --> 00:26:32,383
watching me, watching me.

312
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,245
It feels like I can't get away from it.

313
00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:35,903
(button clicking)

314
00:26:35,945 --> 00:26:37,913
Shivers down my spine. (button clicking)

315
00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:42,328
And (sighs) kind just wish they'd stopped pranking me,

316
00:26:44,525 --> 00:26:45,533
like it's not very funny.

317
00:26:45,575 --> 00:26:48,908
You know, it's kind of, it's actually pretty scary.

318
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,103
It feels like I can't get away from it.

319
00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:55,148
I know it's a bear, I know, but yeah.

320
00:26:57,476 --> 00:26:59,663
(suspenseful music)

321
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:02,333
Maybe someone's here, I don't know.

322
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,442
Hi, hello?

323
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:08,926
I don't think anyone's here.

324
00:27:25,514 --> 00:27:30,514
Hello? (ominous music)

325
00:27:32,849 --> 00:27:36,149
(bear growling) What's that sound?

326
00:27:36,191 --> 00:27:39,748
Did you hear that, did you guys hear that?

327
00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:43,290
(ominous music continues)

328
00:27:47,025 --> 00:27:52,025
(bear growling) (ominous music continues)

329
00:27:52,095 --> 00:27:53,428
Oh, stupid bear.

330
00:27:55,822 --> 00:27:59,746
Okay, that's just weird now, like I don't know.

331
00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:03,555
(bear growling) What?

332
00:28:03,597 --> 00:28:08,597
Oh my goodness. (ominous music continues)

333
00:28:10,309 --> 00:28:11,232
(bear growling)

334
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:13,929
Do you guys hear that sound, huh?

335
00:28:13,971 --> 00:28:17,075
I think it's just the dog, hi, hey, hey.

336
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:21,655
What are you doing up, what are you doing up, hey?

337
00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:26,447
Did you hear it too, what's up (laughs)?

338
00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:29,746
Okay, that's weird, I feel like there's someone here

339
00:28:29,788 --> 00:28:31,205
but I don't know.

340
00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:36,053
(ominous music continues) What are you doing up?

341
00:28:36,095 --> 00:28:39,516
Was it you, was it just you, is that what the sound was?

342
00:28:39,558 --> 00:28:43,058
(ominous music continues)

343
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,916
(ominous music)

344
00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:58,152
The bear is there, oh man, what (sniffs)?

345
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,041
Okay, I am just gonna like, go back to my room

346
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:08,695
'cause I don't think there's anything here but I...

347
00:29:09,866 --> 00:29:10,842
(bear growling) (Sally yelling)

348
00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:11,867
(camera thumping)

349
00:29:11,909 --> 00:29:16,373
(Sally screaming) (bear growling)

350
00:29:16,415 --> 00:29:18,743
- [Host] Oh, how appetizing,

351
00:29:18,785 --> 00:29:21,488
a man who has faded to black and white.

352
00:29:22,475 --> 00:29:25,868
I guess you can say he is the fish course.

353
00:29:27,785 --> 00:29:29,678
I think he's a Dover soul.

354
00:29:30,695 --> 00:29:32,548
See what I did there?

355
00:29:32,590 --> 00:29:35,340
(ominous music)

356
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,293
- So I think it'll be interesting

357
00:29:42,335 --> 00:29:44,033
to see just how long it lasts

358
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:47,948
because I don't think anyone knows a lot at this stage,

359
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,700
but need to remain positive.

360
00:29:53,742 --> 00:29:58,742
(toilet flushing) It's Keith.

361
00:30:01,789 --> 00:30:04,095
Can you please keep it clean

362
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:10,375
and can you please, please,
please spray the air freshener?

363
00:30:14,094 --> 00:30:17,438
(sighs) Just never seems to,

364
00:30:19,055 --> 00:30:22,013
never seems to clean up after himself.

365
00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:25,958
But anyway, as I was saying,

366
00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:31,134
we need to make sure that
we're working together in this

367
00:30:31,176 --> 00:30:35,288
and making sure that we're all staying positive.

368
00:30:38,135 --> 00:30:42,293
So I am just checking in the fridge

369
00:30:42,335 --> 00:30:45,383
just to see what we have

370
00:30:45,425 --> 00:30:48,233
because obviously we need to keep stocked up

371
00:30:48,275 --> 00:30:50,903
during times like this.

372
00:30:50,945 --> 00:30:55,778
And I noticed that there are
quite a few things missing,

373
00:30:57,515 --> 00:30:59,048
as per usual.

374
00:31:00,965 --> 00:31:05,468
But more annoyingly, I noticed
that there's no vegan cheese,

375
00:31:07,055 --> 00:31:11,273
which I assume has been eaten, rather annoyingly,

376
00:31:11,315 --> 00:31:13,823
because the guy is not even a vegan

377
00:31:13,865 --> 00:31:17,318
and he knows that this is the only cheese I can eat,

378
00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:25,195
particularly as he has yet to
pay me any rent for this month

379
00:31:25,265 --> 00:31:28,433
because he said he wouldn't be working.

380
00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:33,475
So I basically said he could
pay the money when he had it,

381
00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:42,248
which is, anyway.

382
00:31:57,245 --> 00:32:01,793
So another day in lockdown

383
00:32:01,835 --> 00:32:06,835
and another day with more issues around the house.

384
00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:10,193
Keith thinks it's absolutely fine

385
00:32:10,235 --> 00:32:15,235
to leave his washing up in
the sink for someone else to do.

386
00:32:16,955 --> 00:32:21,955
I'm not quite sure who he thinks is gonna be doing it.

387
00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:23,558
I'm certainly not.

388
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:28,493
And no doubt that the empty plates were full of food

389
00:32:28,535 --> 00:32:30,083
that I bought for myself,

390
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:34,598
which conveniently disappears from the kitchen.

391
00:32:36,005 --> 00:32:41,005
And he's even taken to finding it necessary

392
00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:44,813
to move the toilet rolls.

393
00:32:44,855 --> 00:32:48,263
The toilet rolls disappear from the bathroom,

394
00:32:48,305 --> 00:32:49,096
from the cupboard.

395
00:32:49,138 --> 00:32:51,653
I'm not sure why he would take them.

396
00:32:51,695 --> 00:32:54,323
Maybe he thinks it's a bit of a joke, I don't know,

397
00:32:54,365 --> 00:32:59,365
but no, it's not, it's not very funny at all.

398
00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:04,735
So I will be having a word
with him about this behavior,

399
00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:11,918
basically, which is I'm not comfortable with.

400
00:33:15,935 --> 00:33:18,233
Certainly an experience

401
00:33:18,275 --> 00:33:21,568
that I don't want to go through again for these.

402
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:27,443
(plastic rustling)

403
00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:30,953
So it was a miracle that I
actually got some sanitizer,

404
00:33:30,995 --> 00:33:34,958
seeing as they were pretty
much out of everything today.

405
00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:39,683
We will see how long that lasts,

406
00:33:39,725 --> 00:33:43,268
assuming no one uses them all up immediately.

407
00:33:47,495 --> 00:33:50,408
Right, well, that was very eventful.

408
00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:56,873
It took me the best part of three hours to try

409
00:33:56,915 --> 00:33:59,528
and get some basic shopping items.

410
00:34:00,395 --> 00:34:03,713
I went to five shops in the end,

411
00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,968
five shops in this queuing outside the shops.

412
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:12,165
It's ridiculous, and all these pillocks

413
00:34:13,366 --> 00:34:18,113
who are hoarding all these items, toilet rolls,

414
00:34:18,155 --> 00:34:22,408
there's no toilet rolls, there's no pasta,

415
00:34:23,465 --> 00:34:28,465
there's no basics, but there you go.

416
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:33,098
So we've got two toilet rolls left.

417
00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:38,935
I've put one in the toilet and I have hidden one

418
00:34:39,635 --> 00:34:40,484
because I know that it'll go
missing if I leave it in there.

419
00:34:40,526 --> 00:34:43,359
(toilet flushing)

420
00:34:44,508 --> 00:34:47,273
I don't believe it, it's Keith again.

421
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:49,673
Keith, can you remember

422
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:53,333
that we only have one toilet roll left?

423
00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:56,258
So can you please be considerate?

424
00:34:58,205 --> 00:34:59,048
Thank you.

425
00:35:01,145 --> 00:35:05,483
Notice that he didn't make an effort to go out

426
00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:09,233
because he says he's got no money so he can't.

427
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,835
But it's okay for me

428
00:35:13,115 --> 00:35:17,318
to do all the shopping for both of us, isn't it, yeah?

429
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:26,035
So it's pretty late now, but I'm not really able to sleep

430
00:35:31,535 --> 00:35:33,683
because there are quite a lot of issues

431
00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:36,938
that are going on in my head.

432
00:35:37,955 --> 00:35:41,678
I did the shopping today, what I could get,

433
00:35:43,325 --> 00:35:44,873
but when I came down this evening,

434
00:35:44,915 --> 00:35:48,173
I noticed that a lot of the items that I just bought

435
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:52,208
had actually, perhaps unsurprisingly, gone missing.

436
00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:58,495
Keith has either eaten them
or perhaps he thinks it's funny

437
00:35:58,715 --> 00:36:01,613
to wind me up, maybe hide them,

438
00:36:01,655 --> 00:36:04,613
maybe put them somewhere that I wouldn't find them.

439
00:36:04,655 --> 00:36:09,655
I don't know, but it's getting
really, really annoying now.

440
00:36:10,775 --> 00:36:14,003
And I really need to do something

441
00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:16,193
because he doesn't listen to me.

442
00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:21,235
He's taking advantage of my hospitality, it's my house.

443
00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:25,643
It should be my rules, but it's not, it's not.

444
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:30,113
And what he's doing is it's getting to a point

445
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:32,513
where I'm gonna need to do something.

446
00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,605
I'm gonna need to do something desperate.

447
00:36:40,505 --> 00:36:42,908
Well, another day on lockdown.

448
00:36:43,955 --> 00:36:46,965
And I'm just about at the end of my tether

449
00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:52,885
with Keith and his behavior. (toilet flushing)

450
00:36:55,991 --> 00:36:57,991
I don't believe it, he's in there again.

451
00:36:59,295 --> 00:37:02,791
Keith, can you not use all the toilet roll?

452
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:07,833
(toilet flushing) (footsteps thumping)

453
00:37:13,643 --> 00:37:17,893
Keith, I said, can you not use all the toilet roll?

454
00:37:19,798 --> 00:37:21,630
I need all of it, I need some of it.

455
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:26,672
(ominous music) (Keith screaming)

456
00:37:29,339 --> 00:37:32,922
(ominous music continues)

457
00:37:46,051 --> 00:37:51,051
(camera beeping) (ominous music continues)

458
00:37:59,997 --> 00:38:04,164
Well, I think I've solved the toilet roll problem.

459
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,949
(ominous music continues)

460
00:38:14,588 --> 00:38:18,023
- Fran is a keep fit fanatic,

461
00:38:18,065 --> 00:38:21,863
but she is about to get her cake and eat it.

462
00:38:21,905 --> 00:38:24,848
It's the great bloody bake off.

463
00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:27,983
- Hello, so today I've decided to share

464
00:38:28,025 --> 00:38:29,813
with you the exercise routine

465
00:38:29,855 --> 00:38:32,513
I've been doing every single day of lockdown.

466
00:38:32,555 --> 00:38:34,988
I call this Fran's Fitness Plan.

467
00:38:36,215 --> 00:38:38,873
It's a mix of cardio and ab work.

468
00:38:38,915 --> 00:38:41,333
I think, you know, well, this only takes seven minutes,

469
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:42,953
so I think it's a perfect amount of time

470
00:38:42,995 --> 00:38:44,513
to be exercising every single day

471
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,493
without knackering yourself completely.

472
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:49,385
Without further ado, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

473
00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:53,230
(energetic music)

474
00:38:58,432 --> 00:39:02,922
(timer beeping) Okay, 12 seconds on the clock.

475
00:39:02,964 --> 00:39:06,631
(energetic music continues)

476
00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:13,619
(timer beeping) okay, nice.

477
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:18,661
(energetic music continues) (footsteps thumping)

478
00:39:27,113 --> 00:39:29,477
(energetic music continues) (timer beeping)

479
00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:31,602
Okay, I feel pretty good.

480
00:39:33,315 --> 00:39:38,315
(pants) Who knows where I'll be at the end of lockdown?

481
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,392
I'll be so much fitter (pants).

482
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:47,835
Protein shakes are really, really good for you.

483
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:49,644
It is just as important

484
00:39:49,686 --> 00:39:51,863
to put really good stuff into your body

485
00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:53,453
as it is to do the exercises,

486
00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:55,553
and especially when we're in lockdown

487
00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:57,893
and we're not getting to the gym as much as we can,

488
00:39:57,935 --> 00:39:59,363
these protein shakes I'm hoping

489
00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:01,583
are really gonna help me keep the best shape

490
00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:04,418
that I want to be, cheers.

491
00:40:06,815 --> 00:40:08,273
Hey guys, so this

492
00:40:08,315 --> 00:40:12,998
is my lockdown dating app's reaction video.

493
00:40:13,925 --> 00:40:15,623
I've never actually used a dating app before

494
00:40:15,665 --> 00:40:18,548
so I'm quite intrigued to see what the fuss is about.

495
00:40:19,445 --> 00:40:20,323
Especially during lockdown,

496
00:40:20,365 --> 00:40:23,153
it is actually our only way to meet people now.

497
00:40:23,195 --> 00:40:28,195
So I thought let's just do it, see what happens.

498
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:32,588
Okay, I'm in, I've got my profile.

499
00:40:34,092 --> 00:40:37,673
"Hey, I was writing an article
on the finer things in life

500
00:40:37,715 --> 00:40:41,460
"and I was hoping I could interview you," no.

501
00:40:41,502 --> 00:40:46,313
"Let's flip a coin, heads, you're mine, tails, I'm yours."

502
00:40:46,355 --> 00:40:49,643
My coin landed like ridge side up, I'm not.

503
00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:51,473
Oh, this guy's wearing a polo T-shirt.

504
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:54,162
Oh, I thought we'd left those in primary school, no.

505
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,133
"Are you a pandemic?

506
00:40:58,175 --> 00:41:00,748
"Because you've got my heart
on lockdown," (snickers) what?

507
00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:05,723
"Is heaven your quarantine zone?

508
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:07,013
'Cause you look like an angel."

509
00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:09,023
These are awful, these are so generic.

510
00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:10,853
I don't think he's real.

511
00:41:10,895 --> 00:41:15,060
This guy says he's funny, handsome and stupid, ugh.

512
00:41:15,102 --> 00:41:17,363
"You can't play hard and work hard.

513
00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:20,033
If you say that, you're not doing either hard enough.

514
00:41:20,075 --> 00:41:22,292
Brackets, I don't work very hard."

515
00:41:24,063 --> 00:41:25,718
Hmm, oh God.

516
00:41:26,795 --> 00:41:30,713
So what I've got from this
is that dating apps don't in in.

517
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,243
So what I've got from this is

518
00:41:32,285 --> 00:41:36,624
that dating haven't improved
since the lockdown started.

519
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:39,743
(Fran mumbling)

520
00:41:39,785 --> 00:41:41,985
I've never actually used a dating app before

521
00:41:43,175 --> 00:41:45,533
and they probably seriously need to improve

522
00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,813
if this is how people are gonna meet in the future,

523
00:41:47,855 --> 00:41:50,993
and you know, for the rest of our lives maybe.

524
00:41:51,035 --> 00:41:56,035
So yeah, dating apps, it's a no from me.

525
00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:00,653
So I was just watching videos on YouTube

526
00:42:00,695 --> 00:42:04,598
and I came across this advert
for a healthy chocolate cake.

527
00:42:05,615 --> 00:42:07,073
And at first I didn't really think

528
00:42:07,115 --> 00:42:08,663
it would actually be healthy,

529
00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:10,823
but I looked at the ingredients
and it looks pretty good.

530
00:42:10,865 --> 00:42:13,343
So I've decided today I'm going

531
00:42:13,385 --> 00:42:16,583
to bake a healthy chocolate cake.

532
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,713
So I'm ready to start baking my cake.

533
00:42:18,755 --> 00:42:21,983
I've got everything out, ready to go.

534
00:42:22,025 --> 00:42:22,943
I've got a camera down here

535
00:42:22,985 --> 00:42:24,353
that's hopefully gonna catch everything

536
00:42:24,395 --> 00:42:27,989
that I do on the surface, let's do it.

537
00:42:28,031 --> 00:42:33,031
(energetic music) (ingredients rustling)

538
00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:53,017
(energetic music continues) (ingredients rustling)

539
00:42:59,392 --> 00:43:04,392
(whisk droning) (energetic music continues)

540
00:43:12,391 --> 00:43:16,403
Okay, so my first attempt hasn't gone very well.

541
00:43:16,445 --> 00:43:18,203
It's way too runny.

542
00:43:18,245 --> 00:43:21,914
So I've gotta start again.

543
00:43:21,956 --> 00:43:24,623
(whisk droning)

544
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:35,774
See, so it goes into the oven for about 20 minutes, ooh.

545
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:42,443
(door rattling) Ooh.

546
00:43:42,485 --> 00:43:45,152
(door thumping)

547
00:43:48,095 --> 00:43:49,358
So that cake burnt.

548
00:43:57,308 --> 00:43:59,318
(wind whooshing) Try again?

549
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:05,325
So a bit of a problem, after burning the second cake

550
00:44:06,305 --> 00:44:09,653
and the mixture that was too runny, went down the sink,

551
00:44:09,695 --> 00:44:13,958
I haven't got enough of the cocoa powder.

552
00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:20,268
(tin thumping) (doors rattling)

553
00:44:20,310 --> 00:44:21,953
(packaging rustling)

554
00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:23,468
I've been looking everywhere.

555
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:27,722
(packaging rustling)

556
00:44:36,816 --> 00:44:39,249
Yes! (lid rattling)

557
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:42,374
(packaging rustling)

558
00:44:44,705 --> 00:44:49,322
I mean, this might be enough.

559
00:44:50,358 --> 00:44:53,363
(packaging rustling)

560
00:44:53,405 --> 00:44:55,388
It's cocoa powder in packets.

561
00:44:56,973 --> 00:45:00,056
(packaging rustling)

562
00:45:02,993 --> 00:45:05,826
(whisk whooshing)

563
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,743
This is going to be the one.

564
00:45:09,785 --> 00:45:11,198
Looks pretty good I think.

565
00:45:18,355 --> 00:45:20,348
So here it is, ready to go in.

566
00:45:22,985 --> 00:45:25,688
So three attempts later, my cake is finally done.

567
00:45:27,815 --> 00:45:29,738
Yeah, we got there in the end.

568
00:45:31,058 --> 00:45:34,248
I'm going to now have a cleanup 'cause I'm in a mess

569
00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:38,048
and I should probably get changed as well.

570
00:45:41,269 --> 00:45:42,805
Here it is, cake fork.

571
00:45:47,435 --> 00:45:48,268
Oh my god.

572
00:45:52,115 --> 00:45:55,343
This is the best cake I've ever had, no question.

573
00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:56,888
Oh my God.

574
00:45:58,595 --> 00:46:03,595
This is healthy, this is healthy, tasty cake.

575
00:46:04,307 --> 00:46:08,363
So good, oh my god.

576
00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:09,878
I'm very proud of myself.

577
00:46:13,115 --> 00:46:15,368
It's got like, like a kind of musky flavor.

578
00:46:16,835 --> 00:46:17,873
I don't even know what that is.

579
00:46:17,915 --> 00:46:20,252
I've never tasted anything like that.

580
00:46:22,185 --> 00:46:23,903
I don't know how much of this I might eat now,

581
00:46:23,945 --> 00:46:28,808
but maybe one more slice.

582
00:46:33,455 --> 00:46:34,382
Oh my god (pants).

583
00:46:42,575 --> 00:46:47,333
So I might have eaten a bit more of the cake

584
00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:48,998
than I thought I was going to.

585
00:46:50,135 --> 00:46:51,332
For reference (laughs).

586
00:46:57,425 --> 00:47:02,425
I mean, it's healthy, you only live once, right (laughs)?

587
00:47:08,795 --> 00:47:11,228
I think I need a long lie down.

588
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:16,172
Fran has lost the plot, the plot has lost Fran (laughs).

589
00:47:22,745 --> 00:47:26,562
I mean, the proof is in the pudding or lack of (laughs).

590
00:47:28,978 --> 00:47:30,735
I feel a bit weird.

591
00:47:30,777 --> 00:47:33,527
(birds chirping)

592
00:47:44,318 --> 00:47:49,318
(placid music) (Fran grunting)

593
00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:54,571
(upbeat music) (Fran laughing)

594
00:48:07,324 --> 00:48:12,324
(Fran laughing) (upbeat music continues)

595
00:48:13,206 --> 00:48:18,206
What? (upbeat music continues)

596
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:28,200
Ugh. (upbeat music continues)

597
00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,847
It was the cake, it was the cake,

598
00:48:31,889 --> 00:48:34,472
it's because I don't eat sugar.

599
00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:42,377
Oh no. (upbeat music continues)

600
00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:47,198
In the bag, what was in the bag?

601
00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:54,563
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die (pants).

602
00:48:55,790 --> 00:49:00,613
(upbeat music continues) Oh my God.

603
00:49:00,655 --> 00:49:02,238
I'm high, I'm high.

604
00:49:04,256 --> 00:49:07,673
(upbeat music continues)

605
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:16,391
(Fran giggling) (upbeat music continues)

606
00:49:16,433 --> 00:49:21,433
Oh no. (upbeat music continues)

607
00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:27,323
- [Host] Mike is haunted by himself,

608
00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:28,958
or perhaps somebody else.

609
00:49:30,185 --> 00:49:33,848
He's very sad, I find that funny.

610
00:49:34,745 --> 00:49:38,812
This little tasty offering will
have us believing in ghosts.

611
00:49:40,032 --> 00:49:42,615
(Mike panting)

612
00:49:47,786 --> 00:49:52,786
(birds chirping) (footsteps scuffling)

613
00:49:58,470 --> 00:50:01,137
(Mike sniffing)

614
00:50:04,634 --> 00:50:09,634
(footsteps scuffling) (Mike sighing)

615
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,463
(Mike sobbing)

616
00:50:36,857 --> 00:50:37,648
(ring thumping)

617
00:50:37,690 --> 00:50:40,190
(Mike crying)

618
00:50:53,895 --> 00:50:58,895
(Mike sighing) (Mike sniffing)

619
00:51:05,558 --> 00:51:07,891
(pants) Hi.

620
00:51:16,530 --> 00:51:18,530
As some of you may know,

621
00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:29,012
I recently lost my wife to the virus and,

622
00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:36,553
(somber music)

623
00:51:43,273 --> 00:51:47,940
I thought it might be a good
idea to start a video diary

624
00:51:50,945 --> 00:51:55,945
to share my experience with you.

625
00:51:56,715 --> 00:51:59,382
(gentle music)

626
00:52:02,024 --> 00:52:04,607
Because I need to do something,

627
00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:11,150
I need to do something productive, you know?

628
00:52:11,192 --> 00:52:14,692
(gentle music continues)

629
00:52:20,484 --> 00:52:23,817
You know, this was meant to be our home,

630
00:52:25,913 --> 00:52:29,913
you know, newlyweds moving into their first home

631
00:52:31,469 --> 00:52:33,219
and now it's just me.

632
00:52:41,094 --> 00:52:43,956
And you know, I don't know if you've,

633
00:52:43,998 --> 00:52:48,998
(sighs) I dunno if you've lost someone,

634
00:52:49,414 --> 00:52:54,140
but you know, sometimes
it's almost like she's still here,

635
00:52:54,182 --> 00:52:58,099
like I can feel her or something, I don't know.

636
00:53:00,515 --> 00:53:04,015
(gentle music continues)

637
00:53:10,331 --> 00:53:13,831
So thank you for watching this and I will,

638
00:53:21,145 --> 00:53:24,062
I'll post a video again soon, okay.

639
00:53:25,775 --> 00:53:28,358
(somber music)

640
00:53:38,806 --> 00:53:43,806
(Mike sighing) (Mike sniffing)

641
00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:49,379
Hey guys, it's 3:20 AM

642
00:53:56,405 --> 00:53:57,905
and I just woke up

643
00:54:00,725 --> 00:54:03,258
because it feels like someone

644
00:54:08,615 --> 00:54:11,712
is lying next to me in the bed.

645
00:54:13,230 --> 00:54:17,147
(ominous music) It's so weird.

646
00:54:20,471 --> 00:54:22,554
I've been scared to look.

647
00:54:24,707 --> 00:54:27,043
Okay, let's have a look.

648
00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:32,085
(ominous music continues) (Mike panting)

649
00:54:38,309 --> 00:54:43,309
(ominous music) (Mike panting)

650
00:54:51,911 --> 00:54:54,397
There's no one there.

651
00:54:54,439 --> 00:54:59,356
(sighs) I feel like I'm going crazy, guys.

652
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:05,934
(upbeat music)

653
00:55:11,165 --> 00:55:12,761
I can hear music.

654
00:55:12,803 --> 00:55:16,303
(upbeat music continues)

655
00:55:20,408 --> 00:55:25,051
It's like the music she used to listen to.

656
00:55:25,093 --> 00:55:28,593
(upbeat music continues)

657
00:55:31,815 --> 00:55:34,732
She loved this, she loved to dance.

658
00:55:37,623 --> 00:55:41,123
(upbeat music continues)

659
00:55:43,478 --> 00:55:44,535
Where's it coming from?

660
00:55:44,577 --> 00:55:49,577
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

661
00:55:52,346 --> 00:55:55,974
(camera rattling) Okay.

662
00:55:56,016 --> 00:56:01,016
(sheets rustling) (upbeat music continues)

663
00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:05,396
Okay, okay. (door rattling)

664
00:56:05,438 --> 00:56:10,438
(upbeat music continues) (footsteps scuffling)

665
00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:30,001
(upbeat music continues) (footsteps scuffling)

666
00:56:31,965 --> 00:56:36,965
(Mike panting) (door rattling)

667
00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:41,265
Shit. (door creaking)

668
00:56:41,307 --> 00:56:43,890
(Mike panting)

669
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:58,567
There's nothing here.

670
00:57:01,966 --> 00:57:06,403
(footsteps thumping) (ominous music)

671
00:57:06,445 --> 00:57:11,445
(door rattling) (ominous music continues)

672
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,427
(phone ringing)

673
00:57:31,672 --> 00:57:32,839
What the hell?

674
00:57:34,462 --> 00:57:37,129
(phone ringing)

675
00:57:53,189 --> 00:57:56,841
(footsteps scuffling)

676
00:57:56,883 --> 00:57:59,968
(upbeat music) I can hear that music again.

677
00:58:03,771 --> 00:58:07,938
So, oh god, so I'm going to go and check the flat.

678
00:58:16,504 --> 00:58:17,921
Okay, here we go.

679
00:58:19,886 --> 00:58:24,886
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

680
00:58:25,390 --> 00:58:30,390
(sheets rustling) (Mike panting)

681
00:58:32,603 --> 00:58:37,603
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

682
00:58:46,808 --> 00:58:51,808
(door rattling) (upbeat music continues)

683
00:59:01,659 --> 00:59:05,992
(door rattling) (upbeat music continues)

684
00:59:06,034 --> 00:59:10,107
What's happening? (upbeat music continues)

685
00:59:10,149 --> 00:59:11,536
Someone's opened the door.

686
00:59:11,578 --> 00:59:16,578
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

687
00:59:31,028 --> 00:59:36,028
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

688
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:49,812
Hello?

689
00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:54,854
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

690
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,794
It's stop again.

691
01:00:00,836 --> 01:00:05,836
(ominous music) (Mike panting)

692
01:00:09,956 --> 01:00:12,289
I can smell her, she's here.

693
01:00:16,021 --> 01:00:18,604
(Mike panting)

694
01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:28,018
(upbeat music) (Mike panting)

695
01:00:43,029 --> 01:00:48,029
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

696
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:52,147
Is it you?

697
01:00:52,189 --> 01:00:57,189
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

698
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:17,044
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

699
01:01:32,028 --> 01:01:34,825
(upbeat music continues) (Mike panting)

700
01:01:34,867 --> 01:01:36,762
(ominous music)

701
01:01:36,804 --> 01:01:40,133
- [Host] Is Molly living alone?

702
01:01:40,175 --> 01:01:42,983
Just wait until she finds the truth

703
01:01:43,025 --> 01:01:45,578
behind her boyfriend's secret double life.

704
01:01:47,525 --> 01:01:48,578
Revenge is sweet,

705
01:01:49,548 --> 01:01:51,898
and perhaps there's afternoon tea (indistinct).

706
01:01:54,637 --> 01:01:56,879
(eerie music)

707
01:01:56,921 --> 01:02:00,207
- Trying to get hold of the doctor.

708
01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:02,916
But the doctor can prescribe it.

709
01:02:06,741 --> 01:02:08,215
But I can't get a hold of any of the pharmacies.

710
01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:10,424
I dunno what I'm gonna do.

711
01:02:13,785 --> 01:02:16,058
I just have to keep trying.

712
01:02:18,497 --> 01:02:21,247
(Molly thumping)

713
01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:26,205
(sighs) Finally got hold of the doctor

714
01:02:28,115 --> 01:02:29,933
but he won't prescribe it over the phone,

715
01:02:29,975 --> 01:02:34,343
he needs Gareth to go in,
but Gareth said he's too unwell.

716
01:02:34,385 --> 01:02:36,983
So I'm just waiting for the doctor

717
01:02:37,025 --> 01:02:40,988
to just hopefully do the
prescription over the phone.

718
01:02:43,707 --> 01:02:48,707
(sighs) I'm getting those meds, he needs them.

719
01:02:55,055 --> 01:02:57,383
So I tried to get a hold of my mom,

720
01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:59,858
a last ditch effort to get a hold of these meds,

721
01:03:01,509 --> 01:03:06,509
(sighs) but even she is struggling to get a hold of hers.

722
01:03:08,145 --> 01:03:10,718
There just seems to be a shortage everywhere.

723
01:03:12,485 --> 01:03:14,165
No one can get a hold of their meds.

724
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:18,190
(Gareth grunting) It's just.

725
01:03:18,232 --> 01:03:22,448
(Gareth grunting) Gareth, honey, are you okay?

726
01:03:23,587 --> 01:03:26,543
(Gareth grunting) I better go have a look.

727
01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:29,678
(footsteps thumping)

728
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:34,720
(sighs) I've just tried like the fifth pharmacy.

729
01:03:37,085 --> 01:03:39,248
They can't get hold of his meds.

730
01:03:40,475 --> 01:03:42,608
It's just a shortage everywhere.

731
01:03:44,495 --> 01:03:46,921
I dunno when we'll be able to get a hold of them.

732
01:03:46,963 --> 01:03:50,573
(monitor beeping)

733
01:03:50,615 --> 01:03:53,103
He's happy playing games right now in the lounge,

734
01:03:53,145 --> 01:03:55,895
but it's giving me such headache.

735
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:05,389
Hey, little fishies.

736
01:04:05,431 --> 01:04:09,112
You reckon we're gonna get Daddy his meds?

737
01:04:09,154 --> 01:04:12,979
Yes, please (chuckles).

738
01:04:13,021 --> 01:04:15,834
(Gareth coughing) (Gareth grunting)

739
01:04:15,876 --> 01:04:19,345
(footsteps thumping) (sighs) Shit.

740
01:04:19,387 --> 01:04:21,149
He's getting worse.

741
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:24,024
(Gareth coughing)

742
01:04:27,193 --> 01:04:30,026
(vehicle droning)

743
01:04:33,672 --> 01:04:36,341
(footsteps thumping)

744
01:04:36,383 --> 01:04:39,466
(packaging rustling)

745
01:04:43,408 --> 01:04:46,999
(footsteps thumping)

746
01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,745
How many has he got left?

747
01:04:49,787 --> 01:04:52,537
(chair scraping)

748
01:04:54,089 --> 01:04:57,589
(packaging rustling) Shit.

749
01:05:04,555 --> 01:05:09,555
Shit. (footsteps thumping)

750
01:05:10,567 --> 01:05:13,650
(packaging rustling)

751
01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:25,589
Shit, shit (sighs).

752
01:05:27,904 --> 01:05:32,904
(chair scraping) (Molly sighing)

753
01:05:40,784 --> 01:05:43,867
(packaging rustling)

754
01:05:54,403 --> 01:05:57,408
(glass thumping)

755
01:05:57,450 --> 01:06:00,117
(phone ringing)

756
01:06:28,019 --> 01:06:30,309
(Molly sighing) (door rattling)

757
01:06:30,351 --> 01:06:33,502
Oh, for goodness sake. (door thumping)

758
01:06:33,544 --> 01:06:35,519
Take out some stuff.

759
01:06:35,561 --> 01:06:38,460
(footsteps thumping) It's a mess.

760
01:06:38,502 --> 01:06:40,669
It's always a bloody mess.

761
01:06:45,959 --> 01:06:50,959
What's that? (couch rustling)

762
01:06:51,645 --> 01:06:54,978
(book creaking) A diary.

763
01:06:57,837 --> 01:06:59,837
Has Gareth kept a diary?

764
01:07:00,705 --> 01:07:03,476
(footsteps thumping)

765
01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:05,101
Never kept a diary.

766
01:07:08,129 --> 01:07:10,796
(book creaking)

767
01:07:14,288 --> 01:07:17,038
(pages rustling)

768
01:07:19,707 --> 01:07:22,290
(somber music)

769
01:07:30,269 --> 01:07:34,555
(Molly sobbing) (somber music continues)

770
01:07:34,597 --> 01:07:35,879
Why lie?

771
01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:40,921
(somber music continues) (Molly sobbing)

772
01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:49,143
Sally. (somber music continues)

773
01:07:50,628 --> 01:07:55,628
(Molly sobbing) (somber music continues)

774
01:08:04,516 --> 01:08:07,183
How could I have been so stupid?

775
01:08:08,298 --> 01:08:13,298
(page rustling) (Molly huffing)

776
01:08:14,826 --> 01:08:19,826
(somber music continues) (Molly sobbing)

777
01:08:36,653 --> 01:08:41,009
(book rustling) (pillows thumping)

778
01:08:41,051 --> 01:08:46,051
(Molly huffing) (somber music continues)

779
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:54,924
(door squeaking)

780
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,803
(Molly huffing)

781
01:09:09,476 --> 01:09:14,476
(phone thumping) (Molly sobbing)

782
01:09:22,418 --> 01:09:25,085
(Molly panting)

783
01:09:34,116 --> 01:09:39,116
(ominous music) (feet scuffling)

784
01:09:46,185 --> 01:09:51,185
(ominous music continues) (Molly panting)

785
01:10:06,061 --> 01:10:11,061
(ominous music continues) (Molly panting)

786
01:10:24,771 --> 01:10:28,503
Yes babe, I'm just making your tea now.

787
01:10:28,545 --> 01:10:32,045
(ominous music continues)

788
01:10:39,205 --> 01:10:44,205
(teacup clinking) (ominous music continues)

789
01:10:46,045 --> 01:10:48,378
He wants tea, he'll get tea.

790
01:10:52,522 --> 01:10:54,273
It's ready, darling.

791
01:10:54,315 --> 01:10:57,898
(ominous music continues)

792
01:10:59,706 --> 01:11:01,760
- [Host] Here we have Joan.

793
01:11:01,802 --> 01:11:04,133
She is a reclusive.

794
01:11:04,175 --> 01:11:09,175
I love these types of soul, so innocent and juicy.

795
01:11:09,605 --> 01:11:13,013
She's paranoid about everything,

796
01:11:13,055 --> 01:11:17,214
but she's about to have the delivery from hell.

797
01:11:17,256 --> 01:11:18,773
(upbeat music) - Hi, everyone.

798
01:11:18,815 --> 01:11:21,953
My top tip today is a bathroom cleaning tip

799
01:11:21,995 --> 01:11:26,123
and it's how to get into all those little crevices

800
01:11:26,165 --> 01:11:30,443
where you know your normal
bathrooms sponge can't get.

801
01:11:30,485 --> 01:11:34,073
What you need to use is one of these.

802
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:36,713
It's yeah, an old toothbrush.

803
01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:38,663
My mom always taught me
to hang onto old toothbrushes.

804
01:11:38,705 --> 01:11:40,463
So that's what I do.

805
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:41,296
What you need to do

806
01:11:41,338 --> 01:11:43,943
is give it a bit of a squirt around here.

807
01:11:43,985 --> 01:11:45,413
I'm just using a normal bathroom cleaner.

808
01:11:45,455 --> 01:11:48,053
But if you've got quite a build of a limescale,

809
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:51,773
you can get specialist limescale cleaner.

810
01:11:51,815 --> 01:11:53,393
You can leave it to work for a few minutes

811
01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:54,923
or get stuck in straight away,

812
01:11:54,965 --> 01:11:59,558
and then just get scrubbing
with this old toothbrush.

813
01:12:00,551 --> 01:12:02,753
And the little bristles will get right in

814
01:12:02,795 --> 01:12:07,223
where your normal kind of bathroom sponge can't get.

815
01:12:07,265 --> 01:12:09,743
So we giving it a good old scrub, just rinse it down

816
01:12:09,785 --> 01:12:12,968
and I promise you it will look good as new.

817
01:12:14,525 --> 01:12:17,018
So that's my top tip, give it a go.

818
01:12:18,681 --> 01:12:21,764
(footsteps thumping)

819
01:12:28,121 --> 01:12:30,788
(door thumping)

820
01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:35,894
(water whooshing)

821
01:12:39,662 --> 01:12:41,318
Hello, cleaning clan.

822
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,927
I would like to introduce you to.

823
01:12:43,969 --> 01:12:46,719
(film whooshing)

824
01:12:49,817 --> 01:12:51,867
(duster thumping)

825
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:54,586
(water whooshing)

826
01:12:54,628 --> 01:12:59,628
(upbeat music) Oh.

827
01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:02,145
Hello, cleaning clan.

828
01:13:02,187 --> 01:13:03,659
I would like to introduce you

829
01:13:03,701 --> 01:13:06,034
to Felix the feather duster.

830
01:13:08,615 --> 01:13:10,223
Just some top ticks for feather dusting.

831
01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:12,083
Now, Felix and I know that, yep,

832
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:15,563
you will probably normally
go into the corner of rooms,

833
01:13:15,605 --> 01:13:16,396
things like that.

834
01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:18,375
But what you sometimes need to remember

835
01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:21,593
that is often forgotten is you need

836
01:13:21,635 --> 01:13:23,873
to do the hidden places that you can't see.

837
01:13:23,915 --> 01:13:26,543
For example, in my kitchen, along the top of the units,

838
01:13:26,585 --> 01:13:29,093
spiders like going there as well.

839
01:13:29,135 --> 01:13:30,173
They think we can't see them, it's true,

840
01:13:30,215 --> 01:13:35,215
but we can get rid of the
evidence that they've been there.

841
01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:38,273
So don't forget, once you've done,

842
01:13:38,315 --> 01:13:40,298
right along the edges of your rooms,

843
01:13:41,898 --> 01:13:45,113
to go into those hidden bits as well.

844
01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:48,652
Don't forget things like the top of the door frames,

845
01:13:50,473 --> 01:13:54,563
top of doors, that's the top tip.

846
01:13:54,605 --> 01:13:59,089
Just remember to feather dust where you can't see.

847
01:13:59,131 --> 01:14:02,887
(bell ringing) (ominous music)

848
01:14:02,929 --> 01:14:07,929
(door rattling) (birds chirping)

849
01:14:17,532 --> 01:14:22,161
(door thumping) (door rattling)

850
01:14:22,203 --> 01:14:27,203
(birds chirping) (footsteps scuffling)

851
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:32,458
(packaging rustling) (birds chirping)

852
01:14:43,410 --> 01:14:47,354
(door thumping) (vehicle droning)

853
01:14:47,396 --> 01:14:49,793
(door rattling)

854
01:14:49,835 --> 01:14:54,835
(footsteps thumping) (shovel scraping)

855
01:14:56,641 --> 01:15:01,641
(birds chirping) (vehicle droning)

856
01:15:08,473 --> 01:15:13,473
(door clicking) (footsteps scuffling)

857
01:15:21,659 --> 01:15:26,659
(packaging rustling) (keys rattling)

858
01:15:33,101 --> 01:15:38,101
(door thumping) (footsteps scraping)

859
01:15:38,918 --> 01:15:40,223
I am a bit apprehensive

860
01:15:40,265 --> 01:15:43,403
about how much longer this lockdown is going to go on

861
01:15:43,445 --> 01:15:47,918
because I am nearly out of all my cleaning products.

862
01:15:48,905 --> 01:15:50,438
Hardly got any soap left.

863
01:15:51,725 --> 01:15:53,573
I've got about two squirts

864
01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:56,498
of disinfectant spray left in my bottle.

865
01:15:57,935 --> 01:16:00,323
I've got about three wipes, that's it.

866
01:16:00,365 --> 01:16:03,810
And every time I go to the shops to try and stock up,

867
01:16:03,852 --> 01:16:06,113
the shelves are empty.

868
01:16:06,155 --> 01:16:10,610
How am I supposed to keep
germs and this virus off of me

869
01:16:10,652 --> 01:16:13,148
and out of my house if I can't clean things?

870
01:16:15,035 --> 01:16:18,293
Oh, and yesterday this parcel arrived

871
01:16:18,335 --> 01:16:22,388
and I don't remember ordering anything.

872
01:16:23,555 --> 01:16:26,033
Anyway, I've put it in the porch.

873
01:16:26,075 --> 01:16:29,213
I'm not bringing it into the main bit of the house.

874
01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:31,223
You know, I have no idea what it is.

875
01:16:31,265 --> 01:16:33,665
There's nothing on it to say where it came from.

876
01:16:35,002 --> 01:16:37,853
I've been thinking you hear
of these malicious people,

877
01:16:37,895 --> 01:16:42,653
don't you, that send like nail bombs and well,

878
01:16:42,695 --> 01:16:46,358
what if somebody was trying to send me a virus bomb?

879
01:16:47,255 --> 01:16:50,123
You know, you get nasty people like that, don't you?

880
01:16:50,165 --> 01:16:51,653
But then I was thinking,

881
01:16:51,695 --> 01:16:55,298
I don't know anyone who dislikes me that much,

882
01:16:57,785 --> 01:16:59,378
except maybe Trudy from work.

883
01:17:00,455 --> 01:17:01,778
She's never liked me.

884
01:17:04,150 --> 01:17:05,573
No, no, she doesn't hate me enough

885
01:17:05,615 --> 01:17:07,452
to want to kill me, does she?

886
01:17:09,965 --> 01:17:12,715
(birds chirping)

887
01:17:18,988 --> 01:17:23,988
(footsteps scuffling) (door rattling)

888
01:17:25,853 --> 01:17:30,853
Oh. (shovel rustling)

889
01:17:37,212 --> 01:17:42,212
Steady, steady. (footsteps thumping)

890
01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:52,793
(door rattling) (footsteps thumping)

891
01:17:56,216 --> 01:17:59,049
(shovel scraping)

892
01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:08,088
All right. (shovel thumping)

893
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,557
(clothes rustling)

894
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,510
(paper rustling)

895
01:18:39,751 --> 01:18:44,751
(bottle squirting) (Joan grunting)

896
01:18:48,410 --> 01:18:53,410
(bottle thumping) (footsteps scraping)

897
01:18:55,850 --> 01:19:00,850
(footsteps thumping) (birds chirping)

898
01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:07,570
(chair squeaking) (birds chirping)

899
01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:18,016
(Joan sighing) (Joan coughing)

900
01:19:22,731 --> 01:19:27,731
So (coughs) it's been a few days since I last checked in,

901
01:19:30,222 --> 01:19:35,222
(coughs) and I'm pretty certain that this is the virus.

902
01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:42,006
(coughs) I've just got no energy.

903
01:19:42,965 --> 01:19:44,865
I've got (coughs) this cough (coughs).

904
01:19:51,144 --> 01:19:52,811
I'm really at a loss

905
01:19:55,225 --> 01:20:00,225
as (coughs) to how I could have caught it.

906
01:20:00,609 --> 01:20:05,609
(coughs) Caught it though (sighs).

907
01:20:08,841 --> 01:20:11,508
(ominous music)

908
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:22,666
(gloves rustling)

909
01:20:26,659 --> 01:20:31,659
(ominous music continues) (packaging rustling)

910
01:20:42,484 --> 01:20:46,567
So the moment of truth (sniffs).

911
01:20:48,854 --> 01:20:53,854
(packaging rustling) (ominous music continues)

912
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,835
There's a card in it.

913
01:20:58,877 --> 01:21:03,877
(ominous music continues) (Joan sobbing)

914
01:21:08,934 --> 01:21:12,492
(gentle music) (Joan sobbing)

915
01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:15,367
(gloves rustling)

916
01:21:20,630 --> 01:21:25,630
(gentle music continues) (Joan sobbing)

917
01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:34,252
It is from Sylvia, my dear friend.

918
01:21:38,743 --> 01:21:42,654
(packaging rustling) (Joan sobbing)

919
01:21:42,696 --> 01:21:45,529
It says (coughs),

920
01:21:50,346 --> 01:21:52,346
"To my dear friend Joan,

921
01:21:53,598 --> 01:21:58,598
I know how much you love to keep things spick and span.

922
01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:04,343
So here are a few little pressies

923
01:22:04,385 --> 01:22:09,385
just (sobs) to help you keep yourself

924
01:22:09,485 --> 01:22:14,438
and your house sparkly clean in this strange,

925
01:22:15,479 --> 01:22:20,328
(coughs) in this strange old time of lockdown.

926
01:22:23,252 --> 01:22:26,585
Stay safe and see you on the other side.

927
01:22:29,887 --> 01:22:31,720
"Lots of love, Sylvia."

928
01:22:33,163 --> 01:22:38,163
(gentle music continues) (packaging rustling)

929
01:22:41,098 --> 01:22:45,348
Shower gel, hand sanitizer (sobs),

930
01:22:53,211 --> 01:22:55,294
soap, disinfectant spray.

931
01:22:58,696 --> 01:23:03,696
(gentle music continues) (packaging rustling)

932
01:23:03,785 --> 01:23:06,368
And wipes, that's really sweet.

933
01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:13,933
(gentle music continues) (Joan sobbing)

934
01:23:31,127 --> 01:23:34,460
Good old Sylvia (sobs).

935
01:23:35,615 --> 01:23:38,033
- [Host] Oh, that was a super meal.

936
01:23:38,075 --> 01:23:39,920
I loved most of them,

937
01:23:39,962 --> 01:23:44,333
but one or two gave me a little bit of indigestion.

938
01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:47,903
But hey, in hell, indigestion is nothing.

939
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:52,523
So until next time, my lovies, stay safe

940
01:23:52,565 --> 01:23:56,222
and be careful who you tell your stories to.

941
01:23:56,264 --> 01:23:58,931
(ominous music)

942
01:24:08,935 --> 01:24:11,768
(energetic music)

943
01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:31,697
(energetic music continues)

944
01:24:48,014 --> 01:24:51,681
(energetic music continues)

945
01:25:08,019 --> 01:25:11,686
(energetic music continues)

946
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:31,707
(energetic music continues)

947
01:25:45,434 --> 01:25:48,101
(ominous music)

948
01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:08,541
(ominous music continues)

949
01:26:25,054 --> 01:26:28,554
(ominous music continues)

950
01:26:45,014 --> 01:26:48,514
(ominous music continues)

951
01:27:05,004 --> 01:27:08,504
(ominous music continues)

952
01:27:25,003 --> 01:27:28,503
(ominous music continues)