1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,535 --> 00:00:10,035 (light music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:15,903 - Drop zone, one minute. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,663 - Can I say something? 6 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,090 - What's up? 7 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:23,310 - I only have six months to live. 8 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:24,570 - Wait, are you serious? 9 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:25,590 - Yeah. 10 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,090 This is on my BIOS cache. 11 00:00:27,090 --> 00:00:28,080 - Wait, your what? 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,580 - Bucket list. 13 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:32,226 - Why did you wait until now to tell me? 14 00:00:32,226 --> 00:00:34,228 - I don't know. 15 00:00:34,228 --> 00:00:36,188 - Are you planning to kill yourself? 16 00:00:36,188 --> 00:00:37,206 - No. 17 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:38,735 - Because it's a tandem jump. 18 00:00:38,735 --> 00:00:42,475 Whatever happens to you happens to me and I'm not gonna die. 19 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:43,998 - Me neither. 20 00:00:43,998 --> 00:00:45,566 Not today. 21 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:47,589 - We might have to cancel this jump. 22 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,465 - [Ethan] No, please. 23 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,391 Let's jump. - No! 24 00:00:50,391 --> 00:00:53,097 (skydiver yelling) 25 00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:56,514 (light music continues) 26 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:54,260 - Awesome. 27 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,033 - Do not touch me. 28 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:59,648 - Sorry about the 502. 29 00:01:59,648 --> 00:02:00,570 - The what? 30 00:02:00,570 --> 00:02:02,190 - Bad gateway. 31 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,355 Wardrobe malfunction. 32 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:04,501 - Yeah, well, people like to wear clothes 33 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:05,334 under their jumpsuits. 34 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,840 - No, that's too safe. 35 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,533 When I do something extreme, I go all in. 36 00:02:09,533 --> 00:02:10,983 - This time you went all out. 37 00:02:11,858 --> 00:02:12,883 (plane soaring) 38 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,540 - I started getting headaches a few months ago. 39 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:17,070 They did an MRI and it showed a tumor 40 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,200 at the base of the skull near the brain stem. 41 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,450 So they went in through my nose and they did a biopsy 42 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,490 and that showed glioblastoma. 43 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,323 They can't do surgery 44 00:02:24,323 --> 00:02:26,100 because it's too close to the brain stem, 45 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:26,933 and they probably wouldn't be able 46 00:02:26,933 --> 00:02:28,260 to remove all of it anyway. 47 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,620 They offered me radiation and chemotherapy. 48 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:34,140 It probably wouldn't help very much. 49 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,010 As the tumor grows, 50 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,230 eventually it will compress the brainstem 51 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:38,490 and I'll suddenly stop breathing, 52 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,192 hopefully when I'm asleep. 53 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:41,910 - They can't do anything? 54 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:43,710 - They put me on steroids to reduce the swelling 55 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,210 around the tumor. 56 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:47,460 - Well, did you get a second opinion? 57 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:48,760 - I had a whole committee. 58 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,923 - Wow, it's amazing how you can stay so optimistic. 59 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,470 I can't even imagine. 60 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:56,770 - It's been an adjustment. 61 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,540 I believe life and death are both... 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,273 Where's my car? 63 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:05,885 It was right here. 64 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,320 My car was repossessed. 65 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,153 - Really? 66 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,550 - I stopped working 67 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,140 and then I had bills to pay. 68 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,610 It's kind of a double whammy. 69 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:22,680 You have incurable brain cancer. 70 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,410 That'll be $30,000. 71 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:27,310 - If you want, I can offer you a ride. 72 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,420 I do it to make a statement. 73 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,230 - 404 page not found. 74 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:48,000 - 404 page not found? 75 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,610 - Oh, I talk like a computer sometimes. 76 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:52,620 Helps me stay focused. 77 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:53,493 - I understand. 78 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:57,607 (brakes squealing) 79 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,600 Monarch butterflies are threatened 80 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,110 because the only plant the caterpillars eat is milkweed. 81 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,160 And that has been wiped out by herbicide. 82 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,560 - Would you like to go out some time? 83 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,140 It's on my bucket list, along with skydiving. 84 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,880 - What, losing your virginity? 85 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,280 - I'm not a virgin, but I've never been married. 86 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:19,620 - You wanna marry someone you don't know 87 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:20,703 right before you die? 88 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,973 - It could be several months, possibly longer. 89 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,810 It wouldn't be a wasted experience for either of us. 90 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:30,420 And at least you know what you're getting. 91 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,825 You've seen the merchandise. 92 00:04:31,825 --> 00:04:35,280 (brakes squealing) 93 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,113 - Here we are. 94 00:04:37,046 --> 00:04:38,760 - Oh, I'm a couple more miles. 95 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,040 - Yeah, this is the bus stop. 96 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:41,990 - Oh, the bus stop. 97 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,610 I had a great time. 98 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,160 - Best of luck with everything. 99 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,820 Is everything you said true? 100 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:03,653 - Yeah. 101 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:07,050 - You have medical records documenting your diagnosis? 102 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,130 - Yeah. 103 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:10,290 - Do you have a hospice worker? 104 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:11,123 - Not yet. 105 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,730 - Well, in addition to teaching skydiving, 106 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:15,810 I'm also a wellness coach. 107 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:18,540 I do body work and some other treatment. 108 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,613 I could give you a consultation. 109 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,090 - Yes. 110 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:24,923 - All right. 111 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:26,521 Well call me to make an appointment. 112 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:27,980 - Will do. 113 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,990 - Oh, and when you come back, 114 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,133 could I get my shorts? 115 00:05:33,113 --> 00:05:35,820 (light music) 116 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:36,737 - For sure. 117 00:05:38,627 --> 00:05:41,377 (engine humming) 118 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:46,062 Default settings restored. 119 00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:48,562 (light music) 120 00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:52,170 - Ah, sorry about your car. 121 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,660 Talk about bad timing. 122 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,230 It was a case of one hand 123 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,630 not knowing what the other hand was doing. 124 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:58,463 - I understand. 125 00:05:58,463 --> 00:05:59,970 - My repo guy had no idea 126 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,910 that you were about to pay off that loan. 127 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:06,180 So your car's waiting for you outside. 128 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:09,360 Detailed with my compliments. 129 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,283 - Thank you. 130 00:06:10,283 --> 00:06:12,240 - Did you read the contract? 131 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,540 - My client and I read it. 132 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,300 - What we're doing is buying your life insurance policy. 133 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,580 It's called a viatical. 134 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,650 I pay out cash to you now, 135 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,140 and the insurance company pays out to me 136 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:29,430 when the time comes. 137 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,833 The policy is worth $2 million. 138 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:37,350 I am going to give you 500,000 cash. 139 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:41,820 - 300% profit. 140 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:42,653 Not bad. 141 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,810 - Where, where'd you get this life insurance policy anyway? 142 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:48,480 I mean, most single guys your age 143 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,250 don't have life insurance. 144 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,570 - My dad sold insurance. 145 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:53,403 - Your dad was a good man. 146 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,370 - I advised my client not to sign 147 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:58,080 without an exclusion clause. 148 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,790 If he dies within 30 days, 149 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,880 the contract is void and his estate refunds your money. 150 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,470 - Nope. 151 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:05,463 - 21 days. 152 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,313 - Bye-Bye. 153 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:17,730 Look, I know you shopped around. 154 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:19,440 No one's gonna take this deal. 155 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,310 The big banks? 156 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,603 No way. 157 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:23,610 - Ethan, we should leave. 158 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:27,390 - Look, it's the best I can do. 159 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:28,980 I trust you 160 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:31,800 and you are just gonna have to trust me. 161 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,741 - You're trusting him to die on schedule. 162 00:07:34,741 --> 00:07:36,423 - You got a good lawyer. 163 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,280 - Where do I sign? 164 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,303 - And the notary signs here. 165 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:50,640 Thank you. 166 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,603 I hope this makes your remaining time easier. 167 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,680 - My first case out of law school 168 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,990 and I'm dealing with the Mafia. 169 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:10,380 - That's a, that's not a cow, that's a bull. 170 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,820 They should call it cash bull. 171 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,500 - That's bullshit. 172 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,910 - [Ethan] It's got a big pair of nuts. 173 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,743 - You're standing in bullshit. 174 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,723 It's a metaphor. 175 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,390 To see a great distance, 176 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:34,080 we must stand on the shoulders of giants. 177 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,613 If we stand under one, 178 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:37,783 we get dumped on. 179 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,569 (soft music) 180 00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:53,381 (lively music) 181 00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:02,010 - Look at what someone sent me. 182 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,473 He said he would pay to see me use it. 183 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,563 You don't own me. 184 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,580 I do cam shows because I feel like it. 185 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,910 I take donations, I take requests, 186 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,590 but I don't work for you. 187 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,030 So please respect that. 188 00:11:23,628 --> 00:11:26,961 (cash register dinging) 189 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,200 Okay, that is all for now. 190 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,033 Bye 191 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,853 - Bart Lomax, attorney at law. 192 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,120 - Am I being sued already? 193 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,890 Usually I have to do a treatment first. 194 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:12,450 - I'm here as Ethan's friend. 195 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,920 He's in so much pain from the tumor 196 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,840 that he can't even sit down. 197 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,940 - Who said it was the tumor? 198 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,760 - His doctor... from Yale. 199 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,010 I'm sorry, I don't see your diploma anywhere. 200 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,253 - Do you have any numbness in your feet? 201 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:30,030 - Kind of. 202 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:32,640 - Is the pain worse when you bend over? 203 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,900 - Somewhat. 204 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,960 - You might have pinched a nerve from the bumpy landing. 205 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,700 Could you turn around please? 206 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,533 Drop your bag. 207 00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:43,080 Okay, I'm gonna give you a bear hug. 208 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,913 So 209 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,163 relax, drop your shoulders. 210 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,653 Let me support your weight. 211 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,513 Take a breath. 212 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,320 That's good. 213 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,370 Okay, on the count of three, 214 00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:01,270 I need you to go limp like a rag doll. 215 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,533 One. 216 00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:06,023 Two. 217 00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:06,856 Three. 218 00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:10,233 (bones cracking) 219 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,066 Okay. 220 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:14,723 How's that? 221 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,133 - The pain's gone. 222 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,743 - That's my diploma. 223 00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:24,360 (water flowing) 224 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,650 I got your medical report. 225 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,900 It confirms everything that you said. 226 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,143 Oh, that was my lunch. 227 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:36,457 Okay. 228 00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:39,957 (water continues flowing) 229 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,298 (bowl dinging) 230 00:13:57,298 --> 00:14:02,298 (water continues flowing) (bowl singing) 231 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,560 I'm gonna start with your shoulder. 232 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,030 - I'm sorry for being weird last week. 233 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:28,953 - Oh, you weren't being weird. 234 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,043 How's this? 235 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:33,383 - Acceptable. 236 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,420 - What you call being weird 237 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,800 is something that we see in people 238 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,050 that have gone through a life altering event. 239 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,033 Have you heard of denial? 240 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,591 - Hmm, sure. 241 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,108 DABDA. 242 00:14:45,108 --> 00:14:45,941 - DABDA? 243 00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:49,350 - Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. 244 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:52,890 The five stages of grief according to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross. 245 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,450 - That's very good. 246 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:56,020 What stage are you at? 247 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,673 - [Ethan] Acceptance. 248 00:14:57,673 --> 00:14:59,730 - Only after a month? 249 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,637 - I already buried myself. 250 00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,450 (phone vibrating) 251 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,283 Sorry. 252 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,713 - Right, well this is called the healing touch. 253 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:12,990 Promotes lymphatic drainage. 254 00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:15,510 It's very good for the immune system. 255 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,570 - Well, it better not be one of those happy endings. 256 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:21,330 I'm sorry that, that was. 257 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,950 - It's a therapeutic massage. 258 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,950 I don't go between the belly button and the knees. 259 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,560 - Well, you know, under some conditions 260 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,573 you may need a wider exclusion zone. 261 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:36,270 - Client uses humor to deflect negative emotions. 262 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,880 Treatment plan will be for client to sit with his emotions 263 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,393 and do healthy, necessary grieving work. 264 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,113 - May I? 265 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,200 - Therapist shows 266 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,880 no outward reaction, 267 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,820 but is 268 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,620 secretly 269 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,205 intrigued. 270 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,705 (water continues flowing) 271 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,130 - So what do you do for work? 272 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,420 I'm sorry. 273 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,670 What did you do for work? 274 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:10,740 - Computer technician. 275 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,000 But now I'm taking acting classes. 276 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,833 - Oh, okay. 277 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,850 That's a big switch. 278 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,235 Pure logic to pure emotion. 279 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:18,985 - I'm very emotional. 280 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,113 - I'm writing a short story. 281 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,420 - What's it about? 282 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,253 - Well, if I adapt it to a play, maybe you can be in it. 283 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,086 (Phone vibrating) 284 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:29,308 - Oh, sorry. 285 00:16:32,581 --> 00:16:33,527 It's the hospital. 286 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:34,863 - Do you wanna pick it up? 287 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,020 - It's really weird getting all this attention. 288 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,270 People get very interested when you're dying. 289 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,810 - [Dr. Upchuck] You're not dying. 290 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:47,070 - Exqueeze me? 291 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,210 - You're not dying. 292 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,250 It was a medical records error. 293 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,460 - Hi, I'm Sister Herbert, CEO of the hospital. 294 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:56,010 I've asked Dr. Upchuck to explain. 295 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,740 - The pathology report showing glioblastoma 296 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,000 was for another patient 297 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,160 with almost the same medical record number as you. 298 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,400 Your biopsy report shows benign congenital cyst. 299 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,560 - We called you as soon as we found out. 300 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,210 Isn't this wonderful? 301 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:11,070 - How could that happen? 302 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,170 Isn't it all computerized? 303 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,000 - Mostly, yes. 304 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,110 It's actually quite interesting. 305 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,060 We don't do brain biopsies in house. 306 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,080 We send them out. 307 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,520 We label each specimen 308 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,290 with a six digit tracking number 309 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,360 consisting of your first initial, last initial, 310 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,130 birth month and birth year. 311 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,960 It's always worked fine. 312 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,690 Last year we merged with a national hospital chain. 313 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,910 Instead of 10,000 patients in our database, 314 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:35,040 suddenly we have two million. 315 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,830 Five other patients have the same tracking number as you. 316 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,063 - What about my MRI? 317 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,170 - It shows a benign cyst that agrees with the biopsy. 318 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,003 It needs to be watched, 319 00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:46,440 but there's a good chance it'll never cause any problems. 320 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,733 - Isn't this wonderful? 321 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,280 - It's a disaster. 322 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,450 I quit my job. 323 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:54,513 I sold my life insurance policy and I started hospice care. 324 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,479 - Do you hear that? 325 00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,079 I never want you to forget that. 326 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,030 This is Ms. Carmela Beltran. 327 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,680 She is the medical records technician 328 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,290 who put the wrong report in your file. 329 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:10,623 Today is her last day as an employee at this hospital. 330 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,170 Carmela, 331 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,540 is there anything you'd like to say? 332 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,830 - I am so sorry, sir. 333 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,880 This is the worst thing I have ever done. 334 00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:22,020 - You, you put me on Decadron 335 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,270 to reduce the swelling around the tumor. 336 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,890 My headaches got better. 337 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,540 - You have chronic sinusitis. 338 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,770 Hay fever. 339 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,170 Decadron works for that too. 340 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,150 - Isn't this wonderful! 341 00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:36,150 - Who made the system with the tracking number? 342 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:36,983 - I did. 343 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,380 - So basically you made a bad system 344 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,150 and now you're blaming it on her 345 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,130 and she's paying the price? 346 00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:45,720 - I wouldn't put it that way at all. 347 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,640 - The only way you're not getting sued 348 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,053 is if she keeps her job. 349 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,713 - Threats like that will get you nowhere young man. 350 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,808 - We accept. 351 00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:58,308 (light music) 352 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,743 - I've got big news. 353 00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:01,890 - One, one sec. 354 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,060 Hello? 355 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,980 Hi, yes. 356 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,870 Mrs. Niedzwiedski. 357 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:07,773 No. 358 00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,720 No, I'm so sorry. 359 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,673 I can't give you any more appointments. 360 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,183 Well, no, I'm happy that it helped. 361 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:19,413 Yes, no, but we completed your, your treatment plan. 362 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,280 Yes, no, I only do them when it's a medical necessity. 363 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,170 When they're no longer medically necessary, 364 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,853 I refer to one of my colleagues. 365 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,720 Well, no, that's just how I run my practice. 366 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,553 Yes. 367 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:32,820 Okay. 368 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,170 Thank you. 369 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,403 Okay, goodbye. 370 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:38,423 Right. 371 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,910 I'm sorry, what was the big news? 372 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,310 - Big news? 373 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,350 - You said he had some big news to tell me. 374 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,660 - Oh yeah. 375 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,130 - Okay, well what is it? 376 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,400 - Big news is 377 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,865 I felt so much better after the first massage. 378 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,950 - Ah, that's brilliant. 379 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,963 - It really felt medically necessary. 380 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,243 - That's good. 381 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,433 Did you have any problems with the, the questions? 382 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,510 - Just the part where it says person to notify 383 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,160 in case of emergency. 384 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,287 I always leave that one blank. 385 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,613 - Ugh, I hate that one. 386 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,473 - If you hate it, why do you put it on the form? 387 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,070 - Oh, well I don't write the questions. 388 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:27,483 It's a standard form. 389 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,413 Okay, all right. 390 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,283 Okay, roll over please. 391 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,740 - Who do you put for that question? 392 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,610 - I put my, 393 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:51,889 my old mom lives thousands of miles away. 394 00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:52,722 - And dad? 395 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:56,193 - Oh well he's a military psychologist. 396 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,123 He interrogated prisoners in Iraq. 397 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,793 - Using water? 398 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,960 - Using water. 399 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,733 - Oh, that's heavy duty. 400 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,270 - One day when he came back, 401 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,730 he was taking too long in the bathroom. 402 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,050 Mom knocked on the door. 403 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,940 He didn't answer. 404 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,910 We went in and 405 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,740 we found him in the bathtub. 406 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,543 - I'm sorry. 407 00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:24,780 - Oh no, it was fine, there was no water. 408 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,480 He was a happy clam when he was building sandcastles 409 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,563 with his poop. 410 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:33,540 - Oh, 411 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,782 well that, 412 00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:38,520 you know, easy cleanup at least, in the tub. 413 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,690 - Exactly. 414 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:40,683 Easy cleanup. 415 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,950 - Is that why the tattoo? 416 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,470 - One of many reasons. 417 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,823 What about your parents? 418 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,453 - They both died of cancer, 419 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,720 which makes this less of a surprise. 420 00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,170 Would you go out with me sometime? 421 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,330 Just to thank you for giving me a ride home. 422 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:04,923 - You don't owe me anything. 423 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,440 Did you get your car back? 424 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,490 - Yeah. 425 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,660 Yeah, runs great. 426 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:10,803 It's nice and clean. 427 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,740 - If, 428 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:16,170 if I was to have dinner with you, 429 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,463 we go in separate cars. 430 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,650 - Cool. 431 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:23,400 - Because I support you in staying connected, not isolating, 432 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,840 you know, living life to its fullest. 433 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,093 That's very important to me. 434 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,900 So yes, I'd be happy to have dinner with you. 435 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:31,890 - Sweet. 436 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,120 - We get separate checks. 437 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,110 No alcohol. 438 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,610 - That works. 439 00:22:35,610 --> 00:22:37,710 - The Academy of Holistic Health practitioners 440 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:41,400 prohibits dating or sex with clients for two years 441 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,950 after termination of treatment. 442 00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:46,920 For the Federation of Massage Therapists, 443 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,970 it's only six months. 444 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:51,188 - That makes a lot more sense. 445 00:22:51,188 --> 00:22:52,500 (light music) 446 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,333 - Thank you. 447 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,203 It's very kind of you to say. 448 00:22:55,203 --> 00:22:57,330 I've been a fan of yours for a long time. 449 00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:00,550 You know, you come very highly recommended 450 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,723 and there's so little time for us to 451 00:23:05,723 --> 00:23:08,583 get together and do good in the world. 452 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,353 I'm sorry? 453 00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:15,000 Yes, well, you know the, the price is right. 454 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,603 So I, I, 455 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:20,010 I won't suppose I'll be hearing from you right away. 456 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:23,320 But when I do, I'll certainly share it with everybody I know 457 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,038 because 458 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:27,128 in the business I'm in. 459 00:23:27,128 --> 00:23:29,165 Called referral. 460 00:23:29,165 --> 00:23:32,792 You scratch my back, I'll knife yours. 461 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:35,292 (light music) 462 00:23:37,158 --> 00:23:37,991 - Thanks. 463 00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:40,495 - Thank you. 464 00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:45,000 Annamaria Horkheimer. 465 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,200 That's a beautiful name. 466 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:48,930 Is it German? 467 00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:50,400 - Ja. 468 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,483 - Good nationality. 469 00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:54,933 Strong, healthy, loyal, very intelligent. 470 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,920 - I'm German, I'm not a German Shepherd. 471 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,040 - Who are you named for? 472 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:06,060 - I was named after Saint Anne and her daughter, 473 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,023 the Virgin Mary. 474 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:11,973 My parents wanted me to feel extra guilty about sex. 475 00:24:12,897 --> 00:24:15,480 (Ethan chokes) 476 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,090 - Oh, I read your short story. 477 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,610 - Oh, and? - It's good. 478 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,620 It's basically a heist, right? 479 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,600 It's kind of like Bonnie and Clyde, 480 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,533 but no one dies. 481 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,293 - Kind of. 482 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,620 - Can I ask you a favor? 483 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,453 - Of course. 484 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,290 - Will you be my emergency contact? 485 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,160 - Your what? 486 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,740 - My person to notify in case of emergency. 487 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,090 I just always leave that one blank on the form. 488 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:45,810 - I think everyone should have someone 489 00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,640 to notify in case of an emergency. 490 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:52,640 So yes, I'd be honored to be your emergency contact. 491 00:24:52,965 --> 00:24:55,200 (Ethan chuckles) 492 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,300 - Does that make us significant others? 493 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,223 - No, just others. 494 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:01,680 - Huh? 495 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,513 Well 496 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:04,780 here's to being others. 497 00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:16,080 I have a confession. 498 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,580 I found something out two days ago. 499 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,810 - I'm sorry. 500 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:22,020 Do you mind if I ask you something first? 501 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:22,853 - Of course. 502 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,660 - Some people in your situation 503 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:32,660 would turn to religion or possibly spirituality. 504 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:34,143 So what's your viewpoint? 505 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,630 (light music) 506 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:38,700 - [Young Ethan] I'm fine, thank you. 507 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,520 - I'm fine, thank you Sister John Bosco. 508 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,570 - I'm fine, thank you, Sister John Bosco. 509 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:49,833 - Sit up straight. 510 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,240 Ethan, one of our teachers heard you say 511 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,630 that you don't believe in going to church. 512 00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:58,530 - It's true. 513 00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,490 I don't. 514 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:00,600 - Why not? 515 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,910 - It's just for old people trying to get on God's good side 516 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,998 after a lifetime of bad behavior. 517 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,330 (Sister chuckles) 518 00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,550 - There might be some truth to that. 519 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:12,510 But let's not throw the baby Jesus out with the bathwater. 520 00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:14,700 - I will not be brainwashed. 521 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,250 - No one's trying to brainwash you. 522 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,903 - I will not be indoctrinated. 523 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,090 - You will 524 00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:23,013 be indoctrinated. 525 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,910 - Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy. 526 00:26:26,910 --> 00:26:29,190 These are all made-up stories to train children 527 00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:30,930 to believe things that aren't real, 528 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:33,210 to prepare them for organized religion. 529 00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,160 - I don't think that's a valid-- 530 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,420 - He sees when you're sleeping, 531 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,236 he knows when you're awake. 532 00:26:38,236 --> 00:26:39,069 He knows if you've been bad or good. 533 00:26:39,069 --> 00:26:40,260 So be good for goodness sake. 534 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:41,610 Kids call it Santa Claus. 535 00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:42,840 Adults call it God. 536 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,223 It's same thing. 537 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,663 - Well we have taught you well. 538 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,560 The way you wrestle with these ideas, 539 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,410 honestly and openly. 540 00:26:55,410 --> 00:26:58,743 You are on a hero's journey to faith. 541 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,140 - Judgment after death. 542 00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:04,350 It's the ultimate mind ff ... mind game. 543 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:05,250 It can't be disproved. 544 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,740 So we go along with it just to be safe. 545 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,200 It's comforting to believe that there's justice. 546 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,903 That crime is punished and virtue rewarded. 547 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:15,270 Kids say to each other, 548 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:19,020 when dad gets home, he will beat your aa ... butt. 549 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:23,490 Grownups say, on Judgment Day you will burn in hell. 550 00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:24,663 It's the same thing. 551 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,483 - Let's quit while we're ahead. 552 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:31,255 (light music) 553 00:27:31,255 --> 00:27:33,350 - So do you? 554 00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:34,683 Do you believe in God? 555 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:37,620 - Define God. 556 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:40,260 - A loving, caring, divine being 557 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:44,463 who is omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. 558 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,530 - Nice definition. 559 00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:47,880 Very appealing. 560 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,753 But I reject it. 561 00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,300 - What's your definition? 562 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,560 - Well, that's the point. 563 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,600 By definition, God has no definition. 564 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,130 So it's like, 565 00:27:56,130 --> 00:27:58,230 it's like asking me an irrational question. 566 00:27:58,230 --> 00:28:00,930 It's kind of like asking what is one divided by zero? 567 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:01,920 It's not a big number, 568 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,850 it's not a small number. 569 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,110 It's not zero. 570 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:05,130 It's not a positive number. 571 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,080 It's not a negative number. 572 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,670 It's actually not a number. 573 00:28:08,670 --> 00:28:10,323 It's undefined in mathematics. 574 00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:13,980 They make a good couple. 575 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,593 - There's hope for us all. 576 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:23,190 - So you're asking a question that by its very nature, 577 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,690 has no answer. 578 00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:27,630 Yes, no, maybe, and I don't know, 579 00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:28,730 They're all incorrect. 580 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,750 - That's interesting. 581 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:34,113 - Now having said that, is there a God? 582 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,050 Of course there is. 583 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,883 How could there not be? 584 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,030 I mean just look around. 585 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,727 - Take me now. 586 00:28:41,727 --> 00:28:43,950 - But, but judgment after death, 587 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:46,590 it is the ultimate mindff-- ... 588 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:47,423 Oh. 589 00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:51,210 (gun shot fires) 590 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:52,053 - What was that? 591 00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:54,420 - It's a bullet hole. 592 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:57,120 - Get away from the window. 593 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,193 Manager! Waitress! 594 00:29:01,146 --> 00:29:03,060 (chef speaking French) 595 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:04,713 Someone just shot at us. 596 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,710 - Merde, not again. 597 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:10,384 - Wait, this has happened before? 598 00:29:10,384 --> 00:29:11,760 - Neighborhood's bad. 599 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,930 It's getting better. 600 00:29:12,930 --> 00:29:14,520 - Are you gonna call the police? 601 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,739 - You saw who shoot? 602 00:29:15,739 --> 00:29:16,870 - No. 603 00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:19,620 - Well police no come. It's better. 604 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:21,743 - You said this was the honeymoon table. 605 00:29:21,743 --> 00:29:24,510 This is the table of death. 606 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:25,590 - You want dessert? 607 00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:26,423 - Okay, no, let's, let's go. 608 00:29:26,423 --> 00:29:27,256 [Chef: Creme brulee?] 609 00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:30,230 - Yeah, and where's the back door? 610 00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:32,428 - I'll give you dessert. 611 00:29:32,428 --> 00:29:35,261 (traffic humming) 612 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,520 - [Ethan] A face I wanna kiss. 613 00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:40,260 Is that asking too much? 614 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,850 - That's what it all comes down to. 615 00:29:41,850 --> 00:29:43,650 - [Ethan] Does that make me shallow? 616 00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:44,760 That I care about looks? 617 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,990 - Not at all. 618 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:48,180 Hey, Susan B. Anthony was a great woman, 619 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,380 but she's not who I picture 620 00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,150 when I'm taking care of business. 621 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:53,610 - [Ethan] Wait, you're married. 622 00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:54,900 You still self gratify? 623 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:55,740 - Yes I am. 624 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,180 And yes I do. 625 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,620 - [Ethan] I thought the whole point to get married 626 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:00,960 was to move up from self-serve to full serve. 627 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,363 - Well sometimes the self-serve line is faster. 628 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,320 - [Ethan] Let's say that 629 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,910 out of every 10 women 630 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:10,383 is my type physically. 631 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,833 - Where are you? 632 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:13,666 I can't see you. 633 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:14,499 - Oh. 634 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,490 I'm putting away clothes. 635 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,570 - Laundry day? 636 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,670 - No, I was giving everything to Goodwill, 637 00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:24,960 but now I'm keeping it. 638 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,100 - Good man. 639 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,600 - And so let's say that 640 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,630 one out of every 10 women has a personality I can live with. 641 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:32,640 So that means that one out of 10 squared 642 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,950 or one woman out of 100 has both qualities. 643 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:37,170 And then the chances of finding a woman like that 644 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,970 who also feels the same way about me 645 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,650 is one out of 100 squared, 646 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,630 or one in 10,000. 647 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,203 - No one said it was easy. 648 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,400 - The restaurant manager said it was random gunfire, 649 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,423 just a stray bullet. 650 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,493 But I don't think so. 651 00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:53,520 I think the Kash Kow found out I'm not dying. 652 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,310 Now they're taking matters into their own hands. 653 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:57,960 - That's risky for them. 654 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,880 - They gave me $500,000. 655 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,370 Now they may not get it back for 50 years. 656 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:03,990 - That's true. 657 00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:06,450 - How did the Kash Kow find out I'm not dying? 658 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,940 - There's usually a paid informant. 659 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,290 - Dr. Upchuck! 660 00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:11,520 - Possibly. 661 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,170 - Can I just cancel the contract? 662 00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:16,590 - Remember I asked him for an exclusion clause 663 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:17,643 and he said no. 664 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,220 He should have said yes. 665 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,020 - What if I give him his money back? 666 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,230 - It's not that simple. 667 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:27,213 Do you still have the 500 grand? 668 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:32,400 - No, I already spent 40,000 on medical, credit cards, 669 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,420 back rent, 670 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,253 my car 671 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,453 and legal fees. 672 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,570 - The hospital was grossly negligent. 673 00:31:39,570 --> 00:31:41,223 I can get you at least 40,000. 674 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,610 - I said I wouldn't sue them. 675 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:47,273 - I won't call that a lawsuit. - [Ethan] Can you make sure 676 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,260 that that woman doesn't get fired? 677 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,093 - [Bart] Yes. 678 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,370 - I'll think about it. 679 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,680 - [Bart] How are things with Annamaria? 680 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,300 - We're going out again 681 00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,890 in one car. 682 00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,300 So that's progress. 683 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,163 - Did you tell her you're not dying? 684 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,213 - Not yet. 685 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,550 - Tell her tomorrow at dinner? 686 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,280 - Okay. 687 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,680 - You're committing to that? 688 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:15,983 - Yeah. 689 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,150 - Excellent. 690 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:18,983 Night, night. 691 00:32:24,979 --> 00:32:27,479 (light music) 692 00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,350 - Hi people. 693 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:50,580 I need some advice. 694 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,170 So I have started seeing someone 695 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,920 and I already know that it, 696 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,300 it can't work. 697 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,893 It, it won't work. 698 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,743 But I wanna keep seeing him. 699 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,440 Should I 700 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,960 or should I end it now 701 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,783 before it becomes too painful? 702 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,903 What should I do? 703 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:19,110 You can leave your comments below. 704 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:21,060 Phone lines are open and 705 00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:23,430 operators are standing by. 706 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:25,180 Okay, we've actually got a comment. 707 00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:30,750 What does that have to do with my question? 708 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:33,360 I understand that you would like to see me 709 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,280 do this to myself, 710 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,293 but that doesn't solve my problem. 711 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,300 Are there any other comments? 712 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:42,963 Okay, here's one. 713 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,710 That's a good question. 714 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:50,793 What do I see in him? 715 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,113 Hmm? 716 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,373 What do I see in him? 717 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,243 He's sensitive. 718 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,030 He's caring 719 00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:04,503 about people. 720 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:06,930 He's a bit strange, 721 00:34:06,930 --> 00:34:08,910 but his heart's in the right place 722 00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:10,563 most of the time. 723 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:16,830 He shows remarkable enlightenment for his age 724 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:19,830 or any age for that matter. 725 00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,113 He accepts life on life's terms. 726 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:24,820 He understands that 727 00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:30,273 happiness is part of the journey, not the destination. 728 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,610 Yeah, that was a good question. 729 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,713 Thank you. 730 00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:46,083 Put your money in the tip jar and maybe I will. 731 00:34:47,072 --> 00:34:49,572 (light music) 732 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,840 Okay, well 733 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,390 thank you for all your comments. 734 00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:07,440 I will see you later. 735 00:35:10,435 --> 00:35:12,240 - [Officer Tinkelbaum] Is that all? 736 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,866 - Yes sir. 737 00:35:13,866 --> 00:35:16,866 (prisoner grunting) 738 00:35:19,704 --> 00:35:22,621 (officer clapping) 739 00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:24,630 - Lemme get this straight. 740 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:25,920 Your name is Ethan Colby. 741 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,020 And you suspect that a payday 742 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:30,060 loan pawn shop 743 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:31,500 may be trying to kill you 744 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,110 because you sold them your life insurance policy 745 00:35:34,110 --> 00:35:36,360 believing you had a terminal condition 746 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,910 and now it seems you're not dying. 747 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:39,743 - Correct. 748 00:35:44,358 --> 00:35:45,373 (bell dinging) 749 00:35:45,373 --> 00:35:48,373 (officers clapping) 750 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,370 - Have you gone back to the Kash Kow 751 00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:51,720 to explain the situation? 752 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,993 See if you can work something out? 753 00:35:52,993 --> 00:35:55,713 - No, my lawyer told me not to. 754 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:59,280 - I've read a background check. 755 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,680 They have a legitimate business license. 756 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,823 The owner, Walter Precup, has no criminal record. 757 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:12,300 (button buzzes) 758 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,133 Thank you. 759 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:19,740 - Is that it? 760 00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:23,820 - Well, we'll keep your report on file 761 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:27,120 and if you're not gonna go and talk to the Kash Kow, 762 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,860 then I suggest 763 00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:30,420 that you 764 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,693 proceed with your day with prudent precautions. 765 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,510 - What are prudent precautions? 766 00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,190 - Lock your doors. 767 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:39,690 Be aware of your surroundings. 768 00:36:40,757 --> 00:36:42,063 Here's my card. 769 00:36:44,241 --> 00:36:46,020 You know, anything else you can think of 770 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,170 that you wanna tell us, 771 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:50,030 ask for the cop with the funny name. 772 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:52,800 Norman Tinkelbaum. 773 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,700 - Thank you. 774 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:54,840 - It's okay, you can laugh. 775 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,140 I know I got a funny name. 776 00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:59,730 Parents couldn't call me John, had to name me Norman. 777 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:05,303 Excuse me. 778 00:37:14,594 --> 00:37:15,427 (buttons buzzing and dinging) 779 00:37:15,427 --> 00:37:16,973 Hey, what was that? 780 00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,889 (light music) 781 00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:30,334 - [Ethan] Watch out, go, go, go, sorry. 782 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:33,810 - Hey, what did you mean by that? 783 00:37:33,810 --> 00:37:35,073 I deserve an explanation. 784 00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:37,559 You're not being fair. 785 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:41,550 (light music continues) 786 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,373 I told you before not to block the sidewalk. 787 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,734 - Hey, got any weed? 788 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:53,067 (light music continues) 789 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:57,505 (button dings) 790 00:37:57,505 --> 00:38:00,838 (light music continues) 791 00:39:01,858 --> 00:39:04,265 - Look at that bird and tell me there's no God. 792 00:39:04,265 --> 00:39:07,483 - [Annamaria] Oh, not only is there a God, she drops acid. 793 00:39:07,483 --> 00:39:09,070 (Ethan chuckles) 794 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:12,211 (light music continues) 795 00:39:12,211 --> 00:39:14,831 I have a gift for you. 796 00:39:14,831 --> 00:39:15,831 - Annamaria. 797 00:39:18,714 --> 00:39:19,714 New glasses. 798 00:39:20,871 --> 00:39:21,870 Wait, is there something wrong with the old ones? 799 00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:22,946 - Yes. 800 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:25,946 (crickets chirping) 801 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,300 - Maybe now I can finally meet someone special. 802 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,850 - Our physical appearance is not why we're single. 803 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,640 Put that in a bong and vape it. 804 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,250 (crickets chirping) 805 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,320 - Can I get you anything else? 806 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,770 - No, but (cricket chirping) 807 00:39:43,770 --> 00:39:46,140 I think there's a cricket in here. 808 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,030 - I'm sorry, I'll get the bug spray. 809 00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,200 - No! - No. 810 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,280 - Sorry. 811 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,660 We like crickets. 812 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:53,400 - Are you animal rights activists? 813 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,360 - No. 814 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,730 But we believe in compassion for all living things. 815 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,290 - Except roaches, flies, ants, 816 00:39:58,290 --> 00:39:59,811 termites, anything that bites. 817 00:39:59,811 --> 00:40:00,733 - Silverfish? 818 00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:02,910 - Oh, and silverfish, they damage books. 819 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:04,890 Sometimes if I find a cricket in the house, 820 00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:06,450 I catch it and then I let it go. 821 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:08,700 - Yeah, sometimes I walk around with a cricket in my hand 822 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,740 for half an hour trying to find it the right habitat. 823 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:14,070 - Yes, somewhere away from the street where there's plants, 824 00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:14,903 moisture, 825 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,430 sunlight, 826 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:18,263 and shade. 827 00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:26,220 Separate checks. 828 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:29,013 - I know. I'm just holding your hand. 829 00:40:30,810 --> 00:40:31,643 May I? 830 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:34,373 - Briefly. 831 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:41,958 (light music) 832 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,640 - Well, today's gone like a whirlwind. 833 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,612 - Tornado. 834 00:41:00,612 --> 00:41:01,445 - Hurricane. 835 00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:02,278 - Cat five? 836 00:41:02,278 --> 00:41:04,590 - Saffir-Simpson category five, 837 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,990 extreme widespread catastrophe. 838 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:08,250 - Yes! 839 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,393 - Gum? - Gum. 840 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,543 Do you wanna go back to my place? 841 00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:24,320 - Maybe in six months. 842 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,158 - Six month waiting period. - Uh hmm. 843 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:31,658 (light music) 844 00:41:55,136 --> 00:41:56,381 Hey people. 845 00:41:56,381 --> 00:42:00,780 So I wanna let you know that I am closing my account today 846 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:03,303 because I have met someone very special. 847 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,150 I know, I know. 848 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,680 I said that I wasn't gonna do it again 849 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,263 and I'm doing it again, 850 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,093 but wish me luck. 851 00:42:13,852 --> 00:42:14,685 Bye. 852 00:42:19,276 --> 00:42:22,026 (mouse clicking) 853 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:00,534 (drill whirring) 854 00:43:23,070 --> 00:43:24,093 - I got an audition. 855 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,030 - What's it for? 856 00:43:27,030 --> 00:43:28,470 - A TV commercial. 857 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:29,460 - You feel strong enough? 858 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:30,293 Not too sick? 859 00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,040 - It's only 30 seconds. 860 00:43:34,830 --> 00:43:35,663 - So have you? 861 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,553 - Have I what? 862 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,683 - Ever been in love? 863 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:40,590 (light music) 864 00:43:40,590 --> 00:43:41,690 - I'm fine, thank you. 865 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:46,530 - I'm fine, thank you, Sister John Bosco. 866 00:43:46,530 --> 00:43:48,660 - I'm fine, thank you, Sister John Bosco. 867 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,600 - Ethan, you are the only boy in your class 868 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,380 that has not bought a ticket to the junior homecoming dance. 869 00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,583 - I don't want to go. 870 00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,060 - You know, you don't have to have a date. 871 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,370 A lot of students go without a date. 872 00:44:02,370 --> 00:44:03,203 - [Ethan] I know. 873 00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:06,420 - We want our students to have a healthy social life. 874 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:07,863 - I just don't wanna go. 875 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:12,000 - Don't you wanna fall in love someday? 876 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,843 - I hope not. 877 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,320 - Now why would you say that? 878 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,650 - Love is a temporary insanity necessary for reproduction. 879 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:22,260 It clouds judgment, often leads to regret 880 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,940 and the physical act 881 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,083 is disgusting. 882 00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,310 - You might change your mind someday. 883 00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:30,870 - If love is so great, 884 00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:32,220 why didn't you get married? 885 00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:36,243 - My life went in a different direction. 886 00:44:37,112 --> 00:44:40,680 It so happens, I am very much in love with a Man 887 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,443 and I've devoted my life to spreading His Word. 888 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,340 - Did you get invited to your junior homecoming dance? 889 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:48,290 - I've got an idea. 890 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,480 Why don't I be the guidance counselor 891 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,923 and you be the student? 892 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,250 - I'm sorry, Sister John Bosco. 893 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,340 - You know, the love that a young mother feels 894 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:01,110 when she nurses her newborn-- 895 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:03,990 - Is the same dopamine release that a cockroach feels 896 00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:05,460 when she deposits her egg case 897 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,503 on top of the body of a dead mouse. 898 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,903 It's all neurotransmitters. 899 00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,113 - No, I didn't. 900 00:45:14,070 --> 00:45:15,123 - Didn't what? 901 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,113 - Didn't get asked to any dances. 902 00:45:26,444 --> 00:45:29,111 (Sister crying) 903 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:45,150 So does this mean that you would consider 904 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:46,683 a life in the priesthood? 905 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,463 - No, I'm straight. 906 00:45:52,232 --> 00:45:55,290 (light music) 907 00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:56,740 - Have you ever been in love? 908 00:45:58,410 --> 00:45:59,820 - Fortunately not. 909 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,843 - Why fortunately? 910 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:03,720 - Love is a temporary insanity 911 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,820 necessary-- - Necessary for reproduction. 912 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:10,043 Look out! (horns honking) 913 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:13,983 - I avoid entangling alliances. 914 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,510 I meet people that I wanna be friends with 915 00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:21,150 and I meet people that I'm physically attracted to 916 00:46:21,150 --> 00:46:22,800 but they are not the same people. 917 00:46:24,410 --> 00:46:25,980 - Did something happen to you in your past 918 00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:27,750 to make you this way? 919 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,190 - Yeah. 920 00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:30,340 I learned how to think. 921 00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:33,720 - You're the guy with all the answers, 922 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,120 yet you're also the guy who has no one to notify 923 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,503 in case of emergency. 924 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,860 - I have you now. 925 00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:41,710 But point well taken. 926 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,720 - What age were you when your parents died? 927 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,373 - 10 for dad, 19 for mom. 928 00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:51,720 - People usually get stuck at the age of their trauma. 929 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,348 You think love is gross, which is, 930 00:46:53,348 --> 00:46:55,848 you know, perfectly natural for a 10-year-old boy. 931 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,590 - I also want to jump your bones. 932 00:46:58,590 --> 00:46:59,423 Is that normal? 933 00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:02,190 - Have you always been single? 934 00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:05,460 - No tan lines. 935 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,815 You? 936 00:47:06,815 --> 00:47:08,280 - No tan lines. 937 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,320 But I'm not opposed to marriage like you are. 938 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,910 - I'm not opposed to marriage. 939 00:47:11,910 --> 00:47:14,130 I'm opposed to wedding rings specifically. 940 00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:15,300 Do you know how many fingers have been amputated 941 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,380 because of wedding rings? 942 00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,490 - Seriously? 943 00:47:17,490 --> 00:47:18,630 - A bee stings your finger. 944 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:19,770 It swells up, 945 00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,450 the ring cuts off the circulation. 946 00:47:21,450 --> 00:47:22,380 They'll cut it off. 947 00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:23,356 - What, the ring or the finger? 948 00:47:23,356 --> 00:47:24,210 - The finger. 949 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:25,680 Gangrene. 950 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,700 - Really? 951 00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,470 - Some guy was writing an escalator at the Louvre. 952 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,860 And has he got near top, he bent down to tie his shoe. 953 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:33,720 Somehow his shoelace looped around the wedding ring 954 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,127 and it got caught in the grating with the stairs disappear. 955 00:47:35,127 --> 00:47:36,900 - Oh, ouch. 956 00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:38,940 - His whole body got dragged through a one inch gap 957 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,632 into the machine before they could turn it off. 958 00:47:40,632 --> 00:47:42,120 (Annamaria chuckling) 959 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,640 Biggest piece when they found looked like a piece of lasagna 960 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,473 - With ricotta? 961 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,730 - Lasagna always has ricotta. 962 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,180 - You know what, why didn't the shoelace break? 963 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:52,350 - That was my first thought. 964 00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:53,183 But the, 965 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,580 the shoelace was made of braided nylon. 966 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:58,980 It's 1200 pound tensile strength, doesn't break. 967 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,527 - Yeah, you're right. 968 00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:02,700 You should never get married. 969 00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,570 You should never wear jewelry 970 00:48:03,570 --> 00:48:04,842 and you should never wear shoes. 971 00:48:04,842 --> 00:48:06,510 (both chuckling) 972 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,850 - My philosophy is make friends with the nice ones. 973 00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:10,140 Hook up with the cute ones. 974 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,440 Don't expect much overlap. 975 00:48:13,110 --> 00:48:14,280 - Which one am I? 976 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,190 Am I cute one or am I a nice one? 977 00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:19,083 - You may be a rare exception. 978 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:22,800 - Hmm. 979 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,210 An overlap? 980 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:25,323 - Possible overlap. 981 00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:32,070 - Is that why you're not scared about dying? 982 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:33,960 'Cause you've never been in love? 983 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,220 - Actually, I I-- 984 00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:37,120 - I'm, I'm sorry, don't answer that. 985 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,850 Do you wanna raise a family? 986 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:44,550 I mean, did you want to? 987 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,230 - That's our duty, isn't it? 988 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:49,080 Make more workers and soldiers for Caesar. 989 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,147 - Caesar's dead. 990 00:48:50,147 --> 00:48:52,320 - No, no, Caesar's alive and well 991 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,190 in the corporate boardrooms 992 00:48:53,190 --> 00:48:54,940 of the military industrial complex. 993 00:48:56,217 --> 00:48:57,617 - So do you wanna have kids? 994 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,120 - I'm not crazy about having little dependents 995 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,800 clinging to me for their survival. 996 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,780 - They're not tapeworms. 997 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:05,490 They give something back, 998 00:49:05,490 --> 00:49:08,240 they're the greatest pride and joy most people ever know. 999 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,740 They make us feel young again. 1000 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:14,340 They let us relive our childhood from a new perspective. 1001 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:16,593 They make us fully adult for the first time. 1002 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:19,800 The lessons they teach us are far more profound 1003 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,039 than anything we teach them. 1004 00:49:21,039 --> 00:49:22,609 - Oh, so you want it raw, huh? 1005 00:49:22,609 --> 00:49:24,030 I'm sorry that was-- - And you know what, 1006 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:25,530 this may not matter anymore. 1007 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,330 - Some baby batter. - But with kids, 1008 00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:29,490 we look forward to getting older. 1009 00:49:29,490 --> 00:49:32,100 We get to watch them grow up and we're not afraid of dying 1010 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,740 'cause the best part of us will keep on living. 1011 00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:36,360 - I'm not dying. 1012 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,010 - Look, I'm sorry, yes, 1013 00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:41,040 you're right here right now and that's all that matters. 1014 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,390 - No, I'm really not dying. 1015 00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,860 I don't have cancer. 1016 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:45,460 - I've seen your medical report. 1017 00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:48,428 - It was all a huge mistake. 1018 00:49:48,428 --> 00:49:49,530 - Remember DABDA? 1019 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:50,363 - What about it? 1020 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,480 - Well, look, there's not one way process. 1021 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,893 People go back and forth. 1022 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,750 Honey, you're just in denial. 1023 00:50:00,510 --> 00:50:02,130 - There's a car following us. 1024 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:02,963 Don't look. 1025 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,360 - What, who's following us? 1026 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,598 - Maybe the people who tried to shoot me. 1027 00:50:08,598 --> 00:50:10,950 - That was a stray bullet. - I don't think so. 1028 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:12,570 I think the company I sold my insurance policy to 1029 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:13,500 was trying to kill me. 1030 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,360 - Well, why would they want to? 1031 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,389 You only have six months to live. 1032 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,373 - They don't wanna leave anything to chance. 1033 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,911 Hold on. 1034 00:50:21,911 --> 00:50:24,328 (soft music) 1035 00:50:54,637 --> 00:50:57,210 - "You may now kiss the bride", give me a break. 1036 00:50:57,210 --> 00:50:59,810 I bet he's been screwing your brains out for a year. 1037 00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:04,132 - Two. 1038 00:51:04,132 --> 00:51:06,549 (soft music) 1039 00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:11,430 - So the dentist said, are you afraid of the radiation? 1040 00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:13,500 And I said, no, I'm not afraid of the radiation. 1041 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,420 I just don't want any x-rays. 1042 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:16,890 They're my teeth. 1043 00:51:16,890 --> 00:51:17,723 It's my money. 1044 00:51:17,723 --> 00:51:19,530 It's my decision. 1045 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:22,110 Don't try to sell me something I don't need. 1046 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:23,970 - Mother is it good to say that 1047 00:51:23,970 --> 00:51:27,213 to someone who's using instruments in your mouth? 1048 00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:30,840 - He thinks he's inheriting my money one day. 1049 00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:34,530 But what if I wanted to murder someone 1050 00:51:34,530 --> 00:51:35,580 by biting them to death? 1051 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:38,054 No, I'm just saying "what if?" 1052 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:40,440 Well, they would use my dental x-rays, 1053 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,378 that I paid for, to put me away. 1054 00:51:43,378 --> 00:51:46,628 (soft music continues) 1055 00:51:56,490 --> 00:51:57,807 - Who was that? 1056 00:51:57,807 --> 00:51:59,940 - Oh, I used to do self-help videos. 1057 00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:01,304 He's a fan. 1058 00:52:01,304 --> 00:52:02,640 - I'd love to see your videos someday. 1059 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,967 - Your sushi's dope. 1060 00:52:05,128 --> 00:52:06,210 - I didn't order sushi. 1061 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:07,043 Don't eat that. 1062 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,633 - What is wrong with you? 1063 00:52:11,678 --> 00:52:13,449 - What, stop, spit that out. 1064 00:52:13,449 --> 00:52:15,037 (Annamaria coughing) 1065 00:52:15,037 --> 00:52:16,050 Come on. 1066 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,036 I got you. 1067 00:52:17,036 --> 00:52:18,006 Open up. 1068 00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:20,040 I'm not losing you. 1069 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,306 Ow, oh. 1070 00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:24,556 (soft music continues) 1071 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:29,820 - I am placing you under citizen's arrest. 1072 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:32,970 You have the right to shut up! 1073 00:52:32,970 --> 00:52:33,803 - What's wrong? 1074 00:52:33,803 --> 00:52:36,300 - We didn't order sushi. 1075 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,950 - You ordered the dynamite combo. 1076 00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:39,442 It's sushi. 1077 00:52:39,442 --> 00:52:41,229 - But it didn't say sushi. 1078 00:52:41,229 --> 00:52:42,312 - It's sushi. 1079 00:52:44,789 --> 00:52:45,999 - Are you okay? 1080 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:47,850 - I, I will be. 1081 00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:49,260 - Yeah, sorry that was automatic. 1082 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,240 - I just-- - Yeah. 1083 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,568 Well the Krav Maga just kicked in. 1084 00:52:53,568 --> 00:52:54,401 - It paid off. 1085 00:52:54,401 --> 00:52:56,190 - I was trying to do the scrotum rip, but 1086 00:52:56,190 --> 00:52:58,080 I didn't have much to get a hold of. 1087 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,414 - Oh, the body slam was good enough. 1088 00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:03,664 (soft music continues) 1089 00:53:07,483 --> 00:53:10,500 - [Annamaria] Who do you think is trying to poison you? 1090 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,690 - [Ethan] Same people who tried to shoot me. 1091 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,490 - [Annamaria] Have you considered seeing a psychologist? 1092 00:53:17,729 --> 00:53:19,507 (soft music) 1093 00:53:19,507 --> 00:53:22,257 (balls clanking) 1094 00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:28,380 - What number is that on your shirt? 1095 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:29,550 - E. 1096 00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:30,933 - Do you like maths? 1097 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:35,730 You know, someday when you get older, 1098 00:53:35,730 --> 00:53:37,053 you might fall in love. 1099 00:53:38,670 --> 00:53:40,500 - [Ethan] I hope not. 1100 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:42,390 - Why do you say that? 1101 00:53:42,390 --> 00:53:45,720 - Love is a temporary insanity necessary for reproduction. 1102 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:48,300 It clouds judgment, often leads to regret 1103 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,120 and the physical act is disgusting. 1104 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:51,953 - Hmm. 1105 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,909 I'm gonna call your insurance company 1106 00:53:54,909 --> 00:53:57,049 and ask that you come in here more often. 1107 00:53:57,049 --> 00:53:58,710 I think we have the beginning of a deep 1108 00:53:58,710 --> 00:54:00,690 and abiding friendship, don't you? 1109 00:54:00,690 --> 00:54:01,710 - At least my real friends 1110 00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:03,513 just don't charge me 250 an hour. 1111 00:54:04,350 --> 00:54:06,300 - I have living expenses. 1112 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,400 - So do my friends. 1113 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,233 - Good. 1114 00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:10,260 You're asserting yourself. 1115 00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:12,270 I can help you with that. 1116 00:54:12,270 --> 00:54:13,860 - Nothing ruins a friendship faster 1117 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,080 than judgment and manipulation, 1118 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,723 but they are the essence of psychotherapy. 1119 00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:21,810 - That's all the time we have. 1120 00:54:22,749 --> 00:54:24,809 (soft music) 1121 00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:26,253 - Hello, is anyone there? 1122 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:29,394 - I've spent thousands on therapists. 1123 00:54:29,394 --> 00:54:30,227 - Okay, and? 1124 00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:32,430 - They're prostitutes. 1125 00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:35,610 They dispense pseudo intimacy in exchange for money. 1126 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,620 That fits my definition of prostitution. 1127 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:39,930 It's, it's pseudo intimacy, not true intimacy 1128 00:54:39,930 --> 00:54:43,080 because it's not mutual and it's not freely given. 1129 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,550 No offense to your dad. 1130 00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:47,010 At least you didn't tell his prisoners he was their friend. 1131 00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:48,510 And prostitution is fine anyway. I mean, why 1132 00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:51,480 is it okay to pay for a haircut but not a handjob? 1133 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,581 - Well, not everyone feels that way. 1134 00:54:53,581 --> 00:54:55,648 Hey, that's really close. 1135 00:54:55,648 --> 00:54:58,398 (drones buzzing) 1136 00:55:00,132 --> 00:55:01,549 Who's doing that? 1137 00:55:05,301 --> 00:55:06,134 - Look out. 1138 00:55:06,134 --> 00:55:09,134 (Annamaria screams) 1139 00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:11,944 - Hey. 1140 00:55:12,797 --> 00:55:13,797 That's mine! 1141 00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:15,649 - I'm sorry. 1142 00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:16,482 (baby crying) 1143 00:55:16,482 --> 00:55:17,889 (Annamaria screaming) 1144 00:55:17,889 --> 00:55:19,139 - What are you? 1145 00:55:20,086 --> 00:55:22,836 (water splashes) 1146 00:55:24,011 --> 00:55:25,188 - I got you. - What? 1147 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:26,667 Get away. - I got you. 1148 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:27,500 Got you. 1149 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,321 - Get off of me. 1150 00:55:29,321 --> 00:55:30,154 Ugh. 1151 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,653 - [Ethan] I make no apology for trying to protect you. 1152 00:55:35,653 --> 00:55:37,153 - I didn't ask for an apology. 1153 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,950 - [Ethan] You seemed pretty angry. 1154 00:55:41,310 --> 00:55:42,910 - Only until I got to the shore. 1155 00:55:43,950 --> 00:55:45,600 - [Ethan] You're not still angry? 1156 00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:49,260 - Okay, that's done. 1157 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:50,210 How does that feel? 1158 00:55:52,110 --> 00:55:53,860 - Like I made out with a porcupine. 1159 00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,513 - Since I am the person to notify in case of an emergency, 1160 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,473 I have a question to ask. 1161 00:56:05,670 --> 00:56:08,670 What kind of final arrangements do you want? 1162 00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:10,650 - No cremation. - No cremation? 1163 00:56:10,650 --> 00:56:11,940 - Cremation is like giving the finger 1164 00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:13,770 to planet earth one last time. 1165 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:15,090 It burns fossil fuels. 1166 00:56:15,090 --> 00:56:16,500 It emits greenhouse gas 1167 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,260 and it prevents my organic compounds from recycling. 1168 00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:20,940 - Alkaline hydrolysis? 1169 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:21,870 - What's that? 1170 00:56:21,870 --> 00:56:24,390 - It's where they dissolve the body lye. 1171 00:56:24,390 --> 00:56:27,150 They use the liquid as plant fertilizer. 1172 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:28,620 - Lye is toxic. 1173 00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:30,990 - Zoroastrian Tower of Silence? 1174 00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:32,190 put you up on a telephone pole 1175 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:34,260 and let the vultures do the work? 1176 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:36,750 - There are no vultures around here. 1177 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,730 - Seagulls eat carrion. 1178 00:56:38,730 --> 00:56:40,290 - No, I want a green burial. 1179 00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:41,220 No embalming. 1180 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:42,090 No coffin. 1181 00:56:42,090 --> 00:56:44,070 Just put me in a burlap sack. 1182 00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:45,900 Maybe a compostable coffin. 1183 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,430 Recycled cardboard. 1184 00:56:47,430 --> 00:56:48,930 - [Annamaria] That sounds good. 1185 00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:51,120 - And pour some water on me, speed up decomposition. 1186 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,010 - We could sprinkle coffee grounds, 1187 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,903 stops the animals digging you up. 1188 00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:58,530 - Why deprive the animals of their food? 1189 00:56:58,530 --> 00:57:00,030 - That's true. 1190 00:57:00,030 --> 00:57:01,740 Which is better for the ecosystem, 1191 00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:03,450 providing food for the animals, 1192 00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:08,280 or decomposing into nutrients for the plants? 1193 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,660 Hmm? 1194 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:10,890 - I don't know. 1195 00:57:10,890 --> 00:57:12,570 I'll research it. 1196 00:57:12,570 --> 00:57:13,521 - [Annamaria] Good. 1197 00:57:13,521 --> 00:57:15,938 (soft music) 1198 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,100 - Bart Lomax, attorney at law. 1199 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,900 Is Ethan Colby here? 1200 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,310 - He just left. 1201 00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:28,860 - He said you've helped him tremendously. 1202 00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,363 - Yeah, he's a good guy. 1203 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:32,910 - He's appointed you as his emergency contact. 1204 00:57:32,910 --> 00:57:35,520 So I have some forms for you to fill out. 1205 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,630 Even though he is not dying, 1206 00:57:36,630 --> 00:57:38,040 they still need to be filled out. 1207 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,210 - Excuse me? 1208 00:57:39,210 --> 00:57:41,610 - The designation remains in force. 1209 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:42,723 - He's not dying? 1210 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,180 - Forgot my bag. 1211 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,917 Bart, what's up? 1212 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:48,917 - He just told me that you're not dying. 1213 00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:51,060 - I'm sorry. 1214 00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,430 He's been trying to tell you all week. 1215 00:57:53,430 --> 00:57:55,380 You said you would tell her last night. 1216 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,323 - How can you not be dying? You have brain cancer. 1217 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,893 - My work here is done. 1218 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,800 - It was all a huge mistake. 1219 00:58:10,770 --> 00:58:12,180 The hospital mixed up the records. 1220 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:13,680 - How could they? 1221 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,240 - They just did. 1222 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,520 - So you don't have brain cancer? 1223 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,780 - No. 1224 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:21,630 - And that's why you've been getting happier? 1225 00:58:21,630 --> 00:58:22,470 - Yes. 1226 00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:24,330 That and the fact that we've become friends. 1227 00:58:24,330 --> 00:58:26,643 - Friends under false pretenses. 1228 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,850 - I'm sorry. 1229 00:58:29,850 --> 00:58:31,830 - That's why you don't look sick. 1230 00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:32,663 - Yes. 1231 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,730 - That's why you think someone's trying to kill you. 1232 00:58:35,730 --> 00:58:37,110 - Yes. 1233 00:58:37,110 --> 00:58:38,880 - How long have you known? 1234 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,350 - Only a week. 1235 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,820 I've been trying to tell you, 1236 00:58:41,820 --> 00:58:43,110 - 10 minutes ago you were telling me 1237 00:58:43,110 --> 00:58:45,150 about your burial wishes. 1238 00:58:45,150 --> 00:58:47,580 - I don't have any excuse. 1239 00:58:47,580 --> 00:58:48,413 - I only went out with you 1240 00:58:48,413 --> 00:58:50,240 because I thought you'd be gone soon. 1241 00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:55,740 - You just revealed something very important about yourself. 1242 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:56,573 - Well, you know what? 1243 00:58:56,573 --> 00:58:58,950 Thank you, but if I wanted a psychoanalyst, 1244 00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:01,153 I'll find someone who's not a pathological liar. 1245 00:59:01,153 --> 00:59:01,986 - I tried. 1246 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:04,740 You wouldn't let me tell you. 1247 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:06,443 It was like you didn't wanna hear it. 1248 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,960 Do you only open up to people who are unavailable? 1249 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,403 Is that how you stay safe? 1250 00:59:12,270 --> 00:59:14,940 - Yeah, this is all my fault. 1251 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:16,080 I am so stupid. - No. 1252 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,100 It's totally my fault. 1253 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:20,280 - Just, just get away from me. 1254 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,750 - Annamaria, please. 1255 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,673 Can we talk please? 1256 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,360 Non-recoverable system failure. 1257 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,013 Do not submit crash report. 1258 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:47,833 (soft music) 1259 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,390 - [Bart] I sure screwed that up. 1260 01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,010 - It's just as well. 1261 01:00:29,010 --> 01:00:30,210 I was losing objectivity 1262 01:00:31,170 --> 01:00:32,793 - But gaining subjectivity. 1263 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,280 - It's not your fault. 1264 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,330 I told you I would tell her and I didn't. 1265 01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:39,490 - I lost your video. 1266 01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:41,243 - One sec. 1267 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:45,063 My webcam's obsolete. 1268 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,580 - That's better. 1269 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:49,860 - Your new tablet doesn't like my old laptop. 1270 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,780 - How long have you had that thing? 1271 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,250 - Eight years. 1272 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,260 I bond with computers fine. 1273 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:57,330 It's people I don't like. 1274 01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:58,383 - You love people. 1275 01:01:00,270 --> 01:01:01,740 - I'm like a cat. 1276 01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:04,240 I like a little affection, mainly when I'm hungry. 1277 01:01:05,190 --> 01:01:07,170 But then I just wanna be left alone. 1278 01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:09,630 - Your problem is you think too much. 1279 01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:12,623 And I say that as someone who gets paid to think. 1280 01:01:12,623 --> 01:01:14,250 Life is so complicated. 1281 01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:16,500 If you try to figure everything out by yourself, 1282 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,740 your life will be over before you get very far. 1283 01:01:19,740 --> 01:01:21,930 You have to trust those who have come before you. 1284 01:01:21,930 --> 01:01:24,150 Rely on their wisdom. 1285 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:25,500 Keep what works. 1286 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,630 Change what needs to be changed, 1287 01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:28,630 but do it carefully. 1288 01:01:30,330 --> 01:01:31,863 - It's one divided by zero. 1289 01:01:33,150 --> 01:01:34,440 - What is? 1290 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,343 - Life. 1291 01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:38,760 It's undefined. 1292 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,443 So don't try to analyze it. 1293 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,470 - To a certain degree, 1294 01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,920 if that's what works for you. 1295 01:01:45,810 --> 01:01:47,250 - Just go with the flow. 1296 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:48,330 Take it easy. 1297 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,680 Live and let live. 1298 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,820 Let it be. 1299 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:52,020 - Those are songs. 1300 01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,480 - Wait, wait, is the meter running right now? 1301 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,370 Are you padding my bill again? 1302 01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:57,780 - Pro bono. 1303 01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:58,667 No charge. 1304 01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:01,440 (alarm beeping) 1305 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,290 - Intruder alert. 1306 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,670 If I'm not back in one minute, call the cops. 1307 01:02:05,670 --> 01:02:09,213 - What? (alarm continues beeping) 1308 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:13,617 (knocking on door) 1309 01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,997 - My bad, wrong door. 1310 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:42,117 (Ethan's body thuds) (soft music) 1311 01:02:42,117 --> 01:02:44,610 - For sporting events, car trips and movies, 1312 01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:46,350 I never miss the action. 1313 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:49,140 I wear Squee-Beez, adult protection. 1314 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,703 It's not just for grandpa. 1315 01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:53,123 - Thank you. 1316 01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:39,710 - [Bart] Bart Lomax, attorney at law. 1317 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:43,250 - My car got repossessed again. 1318 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:45,293 - [Bart] Damn. 1319 01:03:46,830 --> 01:03:48,330 - Can you come give me a ride? 1320 01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:51,720 - [Bart] No, I'm in court. 1321 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,743 - I need a ride. 1322 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,840 - [Bart] Call Annamaria? 1323 01:03:56,370 --> 01:03:58,020 - No. 1324 01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,643 She's moved on with her life. 1325 01:04:00,597 --> 01:04:02,485 - Oh, oh, oh. 1326 01:04:02,485 --> 01:04:04,710 Oh yeah. 1327 01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,240 Oh yes. 1328 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,294 Oh. 1329 01:04:07,294 --> 01:04:08,759 (computer dinging) 1330 01:04:08,759 --> 01:04:10,690 Yes, daddy? 1331 01:04:10,690 --> 01:04:13,750 - [Daddy] Daddy wants you to come to his house right now. 1332 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:16,290 - Well, I have never done that before, 1333 01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:19,113 so I would need an extra big tip. 1334 01:04:20,340 --> 01:04:21,510 - [Daddy] Don't talk back to daddy. 1335 01:04:21,510 --> 01:04:23,883 You know Daddy takes care of his Hunny Bunny. 1336 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:27,930 (cash register dings) 1337 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:29,223 - On my way, Daddy. 1338 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,950 - [GPS] You have arrived at your destination. 1339 01:04:46,909 --> 01:04:49,576 (phone ringing) 1340 01:04:54,870 --> 01:04:55,703 - Hello? 1341 01:04:55,703 --> 01:04:57,060 - [Ethan] It's me. 1342 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,500 - I'm kind of busy. 1343 01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,910 - [Ethan] I didn't get that gig. 1344 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:00,743 - I'm sorry. 1345 01:05:00,743 --> 01:05:02,280 - [Ethan] And my car got repossessed again. 1346 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,620 - Why, I thought you paid your bills. 1347 01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:05,790 - [Ethan] I know. 1348 01:05:05,790 --> 01:05:06,690 - Look, I'm kind of busy. 1349 01:05:06,690 --> 01:05:08,130 - [Ethan] Can you come and get me? 1350 01:05:08,130 --> 01:05:09,540 I'm stranded. - Ride share. 1351 01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:11,160 - [Ethan] Please? 1352 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:11,993 - Goodbye. 1353 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:15,419 (Annamaria screams) 1354 01:05:15,419 --> 01:05:17,442 (dog barking) 1355 01:05:17,442 --> 01:05:20,275 (engine rumbling) 1356 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:27,860 - You're wearing lipstick. 1357 01:05:27,860 --> 01:05:29,310 - You lied to me. 1358 01:05:29,310 --> 01:05:31,620 - I never said I was dying after I found out I wasn't. 1359 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:33,000 - You misled me. 1360 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,680 - I would do more than that. 1361 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,060 I would rob a bank for you. 1362 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:37,320 I would dump toxic waste 1363 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,390 on a colony of endangered sea turtles for you. 1364 01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:41,430 - This is not the time or the place for humor. 1365 01:05:41,430 --> 01:05:44,490 - If you needed it, I would get you a kidney. 1366 01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:46,533 Not mine, but I would get you one. 1367 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:52,367 - You getting in or not? 1368 01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:53,493 How've you been? 1369 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,650 - Installing updates. 1370 01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:56,670 Please wait. 1371 01:05:56,670 --> 01:05:57,660 - You need more than updates. 1372 01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,040 You need upgrades. 1373 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,143 You need a whole new operating system. 1374 01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:04,440 - I'll get right on it, 1375 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,273 Hunny Bunny. 1376 01:06:06,185 --> 01:06:09,480 (brakes squealing) 1377 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:10,313 - Get out! 1378 01:06:10,313 --> 01:06:11,888 - I will, if you-- - I just told you to get out. 1379 01:06:11,888 --> 01:06:12,721 - I'll still think the same of you. 1380 01:06:12,721 --> 01:06:15,210 I think that you are an incredibly nice person 1381 01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:17,190 who makes a little extra money doing cam shows. 1382 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,020 But I don't even think you do it for the money. 1383 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:21,690 I think you do it for personal reasons, 1384 01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:24,240 which maybe we can laugh about together someday 1385 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,823 when we're both very old. 1386 01:06:41,276 --> 01:06:44,280 Whoa, this car hauls ass. 1387 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,780 - How did you find out? 1388 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:48,120 - The eggplant was the first clue. 1389 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,500 - I use a cucumber now. 1390 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,790 - What happened to the eggplant? 1391 01:06:50,790 --> 01:06:51,660 - I threw it away. 1392 01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:53,370 I thought I was done with all this. 1393 01:06:53,370 --> 01:06:54,470 - I do the same thing. 1394 01:06:55,410 --> 01:06:57,390 - What, you throw your dildos away? 1395 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:58,920 - No, I say I'm never gonna do something again 1396 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,070 and then I do it again. 1397 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:05,193 Logically, what you do is none of my business. 1398 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,830 But there is an insecure part of me 1399 01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:09,833 that doesn't want other people to see you naked. 1400 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,480 - That man is waving at you. 1401 01:07:20,278 --> 01:07:22,778 (tense music) 1402 01:07:34,624 --> 01:07:37,082 (gun shot fires) 1403 01:07:37,082 --> 01:07:42,082 (brakes squealing) (metal crashing) 1404 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,849 (car dinging) 1405 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,510 - [Car] Please have airbag serviced. 1406 01:07:48,510 --> 01:07:49,982 (car continues dinging) 1407 01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:52,143 - Ethan, can you hear me? 1408 01:07:53,658 --> 01:07:56,274 - Power on, self test. 1409 01:07:56,274 --> 01:07:59,070 Initializing, running diagnostics. 1410 01:07:59,070 --> 01:08:00,723 One corrupt file repaired. 1411 01:08:03,870 --> 01:08:05,460 I'm okay. 1412 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:06,363 - They shot you. 1413 01:08:07,633 --> 01:08:10,440 - No, that's just broken glass. 1414 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:11,940 If they shot me, you would be covered 1415 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:14,163 in healthy, non-cancerous brain tissue. 1416 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:16,883 I was right. 1417 01:08:18,030 --> 01:08:20,730 - We have to go. - I was right. 1418 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,595 - Yes, you were right. We have to go. (gun shot fires) 1419 01:08:22,595 --> 01:08:24,102 (both gasping) 1420 01:08:24,102 --> 01:08:25,602 Look out, just go. 1421 01:08:34,915 --> 01:08:38,760 (Annamaria gasping) 1422 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,671 - I love you. 1423 01:08:39,671 --> 01:08:40,504 - I love you too. 1424 01:08:40,504 --> 01:08:41,337 - Move. - Okay, hang on. 1425 01:08:41,337 --> 01:08:42,903 Wait, are you trying to kill us? 1426 01:08:43,882 --> 01:08:46,799 (gun shots firing) 1427 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,120 - No. 1428 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,860 Jedediah is trying to kill you. 1429 01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:54,630 He works for the Kash Kow. 1430 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:55,800 I work for the insurance company. 1431 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,700 I'm trying to keep you alive. 1432 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,702 - Wait, there are TWO hitmen? 1433 01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:01,530 (gun shots firing) 1434 01:09:01,530 --> 01:09:05,190 - We prefer to be called risk management specialists. 1435 01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:06,090 - You know his name? 1436 01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:07,982 - We're in the same union. 1437 01:09:07,982 --> 01:09:11,280 (gun shots firing) 1438 01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:12,600 - Wait, there's a union? 1439 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,990 - Is it true that hitmen refer to their victims as clients? 1440 01:09:15,990 --> 01:09:17,237 - No. 1441 01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:19,560 The client is the one who hires us. 1442 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,510 The client pays a service provider, 1443 01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:23,250 that's me, to provide a service. 1444 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,933 And then you have a third party. 1445 01:09:26,342 --> 01:09:29,259 (gun shots firing) 1446 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,508 Here comes the cavalry. 1447 01:09:32,508 --> 01:09:35,258 (sirens wailing) 1448 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,120 Can I ask a huge favor? 1449 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,040 - Yeah, you wanna take my picture? 1450 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,270 - No. 1451 01:09:42,270 --> 01:09:45,060 Would you please answer three questions about how I did? 1452 01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:46,050 I won't look. 1453 01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:47,520 It's anonymous. 1454 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,358 - Oh, okay. 1455 01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:51,858 (sirens continue wailing) 1456 01:09:56,662 --> 01:09:57,570 - Thanks. 1457 01:09:57,570 --> 01:09:58,800 I gotta run. 1458 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,070 Stay here. 1459 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:02,180 (sirens continue wailing) 1460 01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:05,263 (helicopter humming) 1461 01:10:16,982 --> 01:10:21,982 - You two all right? 1462 01:10:25,061 --> 01:10:26,920 This is the police. 1463 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,980 We've got you surrounded. 1464 01:10:28,980 --> 01:10:32,376 Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up. 1465 01:10:32,376 --> 01:10:35,909 (helicopter continues humming) 1466 01:10:35,909 --> 01:10:37,010 - Flash bang! 1467 01:10:37,010 --> 01:10:40,510 (sirens continue wailing) 1468 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:43,639 Freeze. 1469 01:10:43,639 --> 01:10:44,472 Drop the gun. 1470 01:10:44,472 --> 01:10:45,704 Drop the gun, hands up. 1471 01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:49,182 (helicopter continue humming) 1472 01:10:49,182 --> 01:10:50,432 - It's a decoy. 1473 01:10:51,988 --> 01:10:54,750 All units, suspect is at large. 1474 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,780 Suspect is at large. 1475 01:10:57,780 --> 01:11:00,439 Maintain your perimeters and continue your sweeps. 1476 01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:01,272 (helicopter continues humming) 1477 01:11:01,272 --> 01:11:02,400 - Sergeant Tinkelbaum, reporting sir. 1478 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,740 I set up a triage and a blood bank. 1479 01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:06,750 We have three ambulances on site. 1480 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:08,670 Two choppers, wheels up. 1481 01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:09,503 - Good deal. 1482 01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:12,690 Sector one, what's your casualty count? 1483 01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:15,210 - [Sector One] Sector one, no casualties. 1484 01:11:15,210 --> 01:11:17,880 - Sector two, what is your casualty count? 1485 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,680 - [Sector Two] Sector two, all clear. 1486 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,183 - We have no casualties. 1487 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,513 - Good. 1488 01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:27,275 (helicopter continues wailing) 1489 01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:29,640 - Ethan Colby? 1490 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:30,473 - Yeah. 1491 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:35,901 - You've been served. 1492 01:11:35,901 --> 01:11:37,170 Hey, didn't you take an acting class 1493 01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:38,820 at City College last semester? 1494 01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:41,162 - Yeah, how are you? 1495 01:11:41,162 --> 01:11:42,164 - Good. 1496 01:11:42,164 --> 01:11:43,945 And you? - Paying the bills. 1497 01:11:43,945 --> 01:11:45,807 - Don't say anything. 1498 01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:47,250 - I didn't say. 1499 01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:48,083 I didn't say anything. - Shut up. 1500 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:50,190 Bart Lomax, Attorney at law. 1501 01:11:50,190 --> 01:11:52,890 Anything my client may have said is purely hypothetical, 1502 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:54,150 spoken under duress 1503 01:11:54,150 --> 01:11:55,863 and you will disregard it. 1504 01:11:55,863 --> 01:11:59,780 (helicopter continues humming) 1505 01:12:01,833 --> 01:12:02,957 - What's this? 1506 01:12:02,957 --> 01:12:05,250 - You're being sued by the Kash Kow. 1507 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,230 They want their money back. 1508 01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:09,780 - Wait, but you said the contract can't be canceled. 1509 01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:11,967 - Except for material misrepresentation.. 1510 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:13,830 Are you okay? 1511 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,450 - How did you find us? 1512 01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:16,950 - Professional courtesy. 1513 01:12:16,950 --> 01:12:18,780 Their lawyer called me. 1514 01:12:18,780 --> 01:12:20,313 - Material misrepresentation? 1515 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:23,910 - They allege the contract was based on information 1516 01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:26,760 you knew or should have known was false. 1517 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,930 - But they just tried to kill me. 1518 01:12:27,930 --> 01:12:29,760 - We can't prove that. 1519 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,070 Plus, even if they catch him, which they won't, 1520 01:12:32,070 --> 01:12:34,140 he doesn't know who he's working for. 1521 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:35,163 They never do. 1522 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,730 Anyway, they're only suing for the alibi. 1523 01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:41,735 Recovering their money through lawful means. 1524 01:12:41,735 --> 01:12:43,239 - [Annamaria] I have an idea. 1525 01:12:43,239 --> 01:12:44,490 - So do I. 1526 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,690 We have a meeting at the Kash Kow on Monday. 1527 01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:50,430 - I've gotta be getting back to the station. 1528 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:52,380 So if you two need anything else, 1529 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:54,960 Sergeant Tinkelbaum here will be glad to help you. 1530 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,007 - Thank you. 1531 01:12:56,007 --> 01:12:57,671 - Can I ask a favor? 1532 01:12:57,671 --> 01:12:58,919 - Yeah. - Do you want me 1533 01:12:58,919 --> 01:13:01,920 to press the happy button or the sad button? 1534 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,540 - No. 1535 01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:05,100 Can we get a photo? 1536 01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:06,107 - Yeah, of course. 1537 01:13:06,107 --> 01:13:06,940 - Okay. 1538 01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:10,060 Thank you. - Oh. 1539 01:13:10,060 --> 01:13:11,310 - Whoa. - Sorry. 1540 01:13:11,310 --> 01:13:12,360 - Thank you. - Okay. 1541 01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:14,963 - Onward! 1542 01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:21,150 - Another fan? 1543 01:13:21,150 --> 01:13:21,993 - Apparently. 1544 01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:26,040 - Guess I thought these were just self-help videos. 1545 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,203 - Masturbation is a form of self-help. 1546 01:13:29,590 --> 01:13:32,090 (light music) 1547 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,680 - Walk slowly, let him catch up. 1548 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,420 - Why are we leaving? 1549 01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:44,720 - I do my best negotiating in the parking lot. 1550 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,700 - One more thing. 1551 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:48,533 - Yes, sir? 1552 01:13:48,533 --> 01:13:51,750 - For accusing me of attempting to murder your client, 1553 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:53,910 I will have you disbarred. 1554 01:13:53,910 --> 01:13:55,740 - I didn't accuse you of attempted murder. 1555 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:58,350 I practice civil law, not criminal law. 1556 01:13:58,350 --> 01:13:59,183 - Same thing. 1557 01:13:59,183 --> 01:14:00,240 - No sir. 1558 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,520 Two major differences. 1559 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,490 First, in civil law, you don't go to prison. 1560 01:14:05,490 --> 01:14:07,560 You just pay us a couple million dollars. 1561 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,080 Second, the burden of proof is lower. 1562 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:10,913 - Meaning what? 1563 01:14:12,090 --> 01:14:16,680 - A criminal jury needs to be 99% sure you did it. 1564 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,953 A civil jury just needs to be 51% sure. 1565 01:14:23,107 --> 01:14:25,607 (dog barking) 1566 01:14:27,390 --> 01:14:29,820 My client is prepared to renegotiate the contract 1567 01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:32,280 and offer you a partial refund. 1568 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,430 - Let's go back inside. 1569 01:14:36,656 --> 01:14:39,156 (dog barking) 1570 01:14:48,689 --> 01:14:51,106 (soft music) 1571 01:15:22,299 --> 01:15:25,410 - Thank you for doing this. 1572 01:15:25,410 --> 01:15:27,030 - Don't thank me, thank your lawyer. 1573 01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:28,290 It was his idea. 1574 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:29,220 - Well, you didn't have to take us 1575 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,290 to such a nice restaurant. 1576 01:15:31,290 --> 01:15:32,790 - Are you kidding? 1577 01:15:32,790 --> 01:15:36,510 I run a payday loan pawn shop. 1578 01:15:36,510 --> 01:15:39,300 You know what the profit margin is on that? 1579 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:40,440 Not not for you. 1580 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:41,850 I mean, you got a good deal. 1581 01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:42,810 Really, you did. 1582 01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:46,773 But generally I run a rather lucrative business. 1583 01:15:47,820 --> 01:15:48,870 - Yes sir? 1584 01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:50,670 - What kind of wine do you like? 1585 01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:52,200 - I like rose. 1586 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,153 - Not rose. 1587 01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:56,130 Rose is people who can't make up their mind. 1588 01:15:56,130 --> 01:15:58,020 Red or white? 1589 01:15:58,020 --> 01:16:00,480 What's the best bottle you have? 1590 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,850 - 1990 Grands Echezeaux. 1591 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:04,050 - We'll take it. 1592 01:16:04,050 --> 01:16:05,790 - It's $3,000. 1593 01:16:05,790 --> 01:16:08,013 - I said we'll take it. 1594 01:16:09,150 --> 01:16:10,050 - Outstanding sir. 1595 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:14,910 - Tonight is my gesture of goodwill. 1596 01:16:14,910 --> 01:16:17,613 All I can say is, thank God you're okay. 1597 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,343 I hope they catch that guy. 1598 01:16:22,449 --> 01:16:24,270 - Is something on your mind? 1599 01:16:24,270 --> 01:16:25,919 - Just holding in a fart. 1600 01:16:25,919 --> 01:16:27,720 (Walter laughing) 1601 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,040 - She's hilarious. 1602 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:30,870 Hold onto her, she's hilarious. 1603 01:16:30,870 --> 01:16:31,893 Good looking too. 1604 01:16:33,090 --> 01:16:34,890 But, but seriously, 1605 01:16:34,890 --> 01:16:36,990 I don't blame you for being suspicious. 1606 01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:38,340 - Who would try to kill me? 1607 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,220 I don't have any enemies. 1608 01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:43,260 - Mistaken identity. 1609 01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:46,290 - That, that's where they thought you were someone else. 1610 01:16:46,290 --> 01:16:47,520 If you thought someone wanted 1611 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,680 to collect on the insurance money, 1612 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,513 that's not the way it works. 1613 01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:53,900 - If someone wanted to kill me, 1614 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,260 why would they do it with witnesses and massive gunfire? 1615 01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:59,640 - You never know. 1616 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,620 - Wouldn't they do it quietly? 1617 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,720 Make it look like an accident. 1618 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:08,430 - In my line of work, I deal with some pretty shady people 1619 01:17:08,430 --> 01:17:11,763 and they usually do some pretty shady things. 1620 01:17:12,690 --> 01:17:16,470 Generally, when they feel like they're being messed with, 1621 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:18,270 they are capable of this. 1622 01:17:18,270 --> 01:17:20,130 They don't appreciate it. 1623 01:17:20,130 --> 01:17:22,080 - But usually it's about the money. 1624 01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,630 - It's usually about the money. 1625 01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:29,993 But it's nothing about you. 1626 01:17:29,993 --> 01:17:31,953 You are just a third party. 1627 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,510 - What are you doing? 1628 01:17:42,510 --> 01:17:44,430 - I'm making sure it's okay. 1629 01:17:44,430 --> 01:17:48,150 - Can you really send back a $3,000 bottle of wine? 1630 01:17:48,150 --> 01:17:50,553 - I certainly will if it's not perfect. 1631 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:57,393 But it's perfect. 1632 01:17:58,290 --> 01:17:59,140 - Very good, sir. 1633 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:02,340 - But anyway, it's all worked out. 1634 01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:03,870 You've got a really good lawyer there. 1635 01:18:03,870 --> 01:18:05,400 He made a really good deal. 1636 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,350 I am no longer 1637 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,720 the beneficiary of your policy. 1638 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,340 I am the underwriter. 1639 01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:15,693 He sold the policy to some pension fund in Brazil. 1640 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,760 When you die, instead of them paying me, I pay out. 1641 01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,687 They bought it for $700,000. 1642 01:18:24,147 --> 01:18:26,700 And with the 200,000 that you already paid back, 1643 01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:28,860 that puts me 400,000 ahead. 1644 01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,510 Everybody's happy. 1645 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:31,380 I'm happy. 1646 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:32,520 You're happy. 1647 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,290 - Except the pension fund in Brazil. 1648 01:18:34,290 --> 01:18:35,790 - No, that's the beauty of it. 1649 01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,380 They know you're not dying. 1650 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,770 It's worth more to them on paper than it is in cash. 1651 01:18:40,770 --> 01:18:43,350 They can use it to have loans and, and make deals. 1652 01:18:43,350 --> 01:18:45,990 It's called a collateral forward swap. 1653 01:18:45,990 --> 01:18:47,610 - Wait, collateral forward swap? 1654 01:18:47,610 --> 01:18:48,750 - It's the next big thing. 1655 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,360 It caused the crash of 2008. 1656 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,303 But best of all, you never have to see me again. 1657 01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:57,843 Here's to a long, healthy life. 1658 01:18:58,721 --> 01:19:01,221 (light music) 1659 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,480 - Honey, you have a nosebleed 1660 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:10,680 - Wine always gives me a nosebleed. 1661 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,990 - Wait, does wine give nosebleeds? 1662 01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:14,820 - Not that I know of. 1663 01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:17,970 - Wait, it's on the other side now. 1664 01:19:17,970 --> 01:19:19,530 - Must be all this stress. 1665 01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:21,213 - But that's all behind you now. 1666 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,601 - Honey, are you okay? 1667 01:19:24,601 --> 01:19:28,077 (light music continues) 1668 01:19:28,077 --> 01:19:29,220 Oh, oh my God! 1669 01:19:29,220 --> 01:19:30,183 Oh my God! 1670 01:19:30,183 --> 01:19:31,890 - It's running down the back of my throat. 1671 01:19:31,890 --> 01:19:34,254 - Okay, do you need an ice pack? 1672 01:19:34,254 --> 01:19:36,171 Can you, can someone bring him an ice pack? 1673 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:37,310 - Someone get him an ice pack. 1674 01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:38,700 - Do do you wanna go to the hospital? 1675 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:41,400 - If I, if I breathe shallow, it's okay. 1676 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,450 - The blood is not stopping. 1677 01:19:42,450 --> 01:19:44,828 I think, we need to take him to the emergency room. 1678 01:19:44,828 --> 01:19:46,027 Okay. - Call an ambulance? 1679 01:19:46,027 --> 01:19:47,435 - I'll, I'll drive him. 1680 01:19:47,435 --> 01:19:48,707 I ain't paying for this. 1681 01:19:48,707 --> 01:19:49,790 - Come on, let's just go. 1682 01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:53,123 (light music continues) 1683 01:19:57,473 --> 01:19:59,473 - May I ask who are you? 1684 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,044 - She's my emergency contact. 1685 01:20:02,044 --> 01:20:05,235 - Yes, I'm his person to notify in case of an emergency. 1686 01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:07,035 - And who is this? 1687 01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:08,535 - He's our friend. 1688 01:20:10,230 --> 01:20:12,240 - I'm afraid I have bad news. 1689 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,650 Two weeks ago we thought there was a mistake 1690 01:20:13,650 --> 01:20:15,720 with the lab results, but as it turns out, 1691 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,340 there was no mistake. 1692 01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:20,220 Unfortunately, the original diagnosis was correct. 1693 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,113 You do have malignant glioblastoma. 1694 01:20:23,430 --> 01:20:24,630 - That's what I figured. 1695 01:20:26,130 --> 01:20:28,020 - What are you saying? 1696 01:20:28,020 --> 01:20:29,070 - I have no idea how this happened. 1697 01:20:29,070 --> 01:20:31,470 I promise there will be a full investigation. 1698 01:20:31,470 --> 01:20:33,000 - What does that mean? 1699 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,830 - I spoke to the pathologist myself. 1700 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:35,940 We looked at the report together 1701 01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:37,680 and confirmed it was your biopsy. 1702 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:38,733 - Are you positive? 1703 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,060 - Yes, I'm very sorry. 1704 01:20:42,060 --> 01:20:43,583 - Do you know what he's been through? 1705 01:20:46,230 --> 01:20:48,600 - I know how difficult this must be 1706 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,710 and I'm sorry for that. 1707 01:20:49,710 --> 01:20:52,590 But for now, we're back where we were two weeks ago. 1708 01:20:52,590 --> 01:20:54,360 Except now it appears 1709 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:55,890 the tumor has eroded into a blood vessel 1710 01:20:55,890 --> 01:20:57,510 in your nasal sinus. 1711 01:20:57,510 --> 01:20:59,730 - This is incredible. 1712 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:01,350 - The bleeding has stopped for now. 1713 01:21:01,350 --> 01:21:02,400 I can't look inside your nose 1714 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,600 because all I would see is blood 1715 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,500 and I don't wanna cause more bleeding. 1716 01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:08,190 I recommend an MRI. 1717 01:21:08,190 --> 01:21:09,870 We may be able to inject a chemical 1718 01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:12,690 into the blood vessel to make it stop bleeding. 1719 01:21:12,690 --> 01:21:15,743 - This can't be happening. - Now there is a risk 1720 01:21:15,743 --> 01:21:17,040 the procedure could cause more bleeding 1721 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,320 instead of stopping the bleeding. 1722 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,970 Then we would need to perform surgery. 1723 01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:22,920 - To stop the bleeding? 1724 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,410 - Yes, but it might not be successful. 1725 01:21:25,410 --> 01:21:27,948 And even if it was, he would still have the tumor. 1726 01:21:27,948 --> 01:21:31,089 - Wait, do you have any idea what you have done to him? 1727 01:21:31,089 --> 01:21:32,251 You have brain cancer. 1728 01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:33,084 Oh no, no you don't. 1729 01:21:33,084 --> 01:21:34,487 Oh wait, yes, yes, yes you do. 1730 01:21:34,487 --> 01:21:36,540 - I know how difficult this must be, 1731 01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:37,680 but right now-- - Yeah, you know what? 1732 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,140 You don't know shit from Shinola. 1733 01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:42,690 So get that through your fuzzy little face of yours. 1734 01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,930 Okay, you've jerked him around like he has no feelings. 1735 01:21:45,930 --> 01:21:47,070 - I'm sorry. 1736 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:48,330 - You're not hurting him anymore. 1737 01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:50,970 I am still his healthcare surrogate. 1738 01:21:50,970 --> 01:21:53,043 And you're, I'm taking him home. 1739 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:55,320 - Well, if you wish to seek medical care-- 1740 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:56,850 - [Annamaria] We're not seeking anything. 1741 01:21:56,850 --> 01:21:59,153 - He could bleed again. - Yeah, well you know what-- 1742 01:21:59,153 --> 01:22:00,540 - He's trying to help us. 1743 01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,703 - We don't need any help. 1744 01:22:01,703 --> 01:22:03,743 - What would you like to do? 1745 01:22:04,770 --> 01:22:06,090 - I'm taking him home. 1746 01:22:06,090 --> 01:22:07,860 - At least we should do an MRI. 1747 01:22:07,860 --> 01:22:09,120 - So you can stop the bleeding, 1748 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,470 maybe make it worse, 1749 01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:12,330 perform emergency surgery, 1750 01:22:12,330 --> 01:22:14,940 and then, oh yeah, that's right, he still has the tumor. 1751 01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,080 - If we operate, 1752 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,360 we can at least remove some of the tumor 1753 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,160 and put radiation pellets around it. 1754 01:22:22,950 --> 01:22:26,687 - Ethan, do you hear me? 1755 01:22:26,687 --> 01:22:28,233 Do you wanna stay here? 1756 01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:31,110 Do you wanna go home? 1757 01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:35,940 - Alright, then, 1758 01:22:35,940 --> 01:22:37,500 we'll set up home hospice. 1759 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:40,539 You can change your mind anytime and come back in. 1760 01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:43,039 (light music) 1761 01:22:53,430 --> 01:22:54,960 - You should listen to the doctors. 1762 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,430 At least get the MRI. 1763 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,143 - He's too weak. 1764 01:22:58,143 --> 01:23:00,060 I'll see how he feels tomorrow. 1765 01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:03,060 - These doctors can work miracles. 1766 01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:04,360 - Can I be alone with him? 1767 01:23:06,578 --> 01:23:07,877 - Okay. 1768 01:23:07,877 --> 01:23:09,276 - Thank you for driving. 1769 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,484 - Don't let him quit. 1770 01:23:10,484 --> 01:23:12,084 He's too young. 1771 01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:15,417 (light music continues) 1772 01:24:03,524 --> 01:24:06,274 (Walter yelling) 1773 01:24:25,659 --> 01:24:28,242 (gentle music) 1774 01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:12,287 (people speaking Portuguese) 1775 01:25:20,931 --> 01:25:23,264 - Shit, oh, I'm sorry. 1776 01:25:23,264 --> 01:25:24,373 - It burns my nose. 1777 01:25:24,373 --> 01:25:25,206 - Everyone. 1778 01:25:25,206 --> 01:25:26,401 Okay, come here. 1779 01:25:26,401 --> 01:25:27,995 Can you take this, all right? 1780 01:25:27,995 --> 01:25:29,011 Thank you. 1781 01:25:32,134 --> 01:25:34,587 - [Annamaria] Okay, if you could just tilt your head back 1782 01:25:34,587 --> 01:25:35,837 and stay still. 1783 01:25:43,123 --> 01:25:45,706 (upbeat music) 1784 01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:50,646 but that was-- 1785 01:26:50,646 --> 01:26:51,717 - You're timing was just a little bit off. 1786 01:26:51,717 --> 01:26:54,000 You started bleeding too soon. 1787 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,380 - His timing was off too. 1788 01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:56,880 He started bleeding five minutes 1789 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,680 after he was supposed to. 1790 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:01,260 - I mean I wanted to taste the wine first. 1791 01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:02,190 - How was our acting? 1792 01:27:02,190 --> 01:27:03,330 - Oh, it was excellent. 1793 01:27:03,330 --> 01:27:04,350 I mean, what technique was that? 1794 01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:06,840 Stanislavski or James Lang? 1795 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:08,754 - We just copied the way you two talk to each other. 1796 01:27:08,754 --> 01:27:13,080 - You know, for a writer, she does good improv work, 1797 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,870 but actually, holding in a fart? 1798 01:27:15,870 --> 01:27:17,888 - He laughed. 1799 01:27:17,888 --> 01:27:20,010 (all laughing) 1800 01:27:20,010 --> 01:27:21,810 - You are entertaining. 1801 01:27:21,810 --> 01:27:23,560 - I prefer to be behind the camera. 1802 01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:34,080 - Are you the directors of the employee pension fund? 1803 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:34,913 - Yes ma'am. 1804 01:27:34,913 --> 01:27:36,510 - May I have your identification? 1805 01:27:41,430 --> 01:27:42,960 I apologize for the delay. 1806 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:44,550 The bank in the United States, 1807 01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:47,820 this Kash Kow was not cooperative. 1808 01:27:47,820 --> 01:27:48,717 - We understand. 1809 01:27:48,717 --> 01:27:51,510 - The dispute was resolved in your favor. 1810 01:27:51,510 --> 01:27:53,793 I have your deposit receipt for $2 million. 1811 01:27:54,754 --> 01:27:57,337 (upbeat music) 1812 01:28:14,430 --> 01:28:16,800 - I saw a baby bunny peeking at me under a bush today. 1813 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:17,633 - Really? 1814 01:28:18,570 --> 01:28:20,010 - It let me get really close. 1815 01:28:20,010 --> 01:28:21,330 You know how a wild animal freezes 1816 01:28:21,330 --> 01:28:22,920 and it thinks you can't see it? 1817 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,110 - Because it's camouflaged. 1818 01:28:25,110 --> 01:28:27,390 - It just stared at me with those big black eyes 1819 01:28:27,390 --> 01:28:28,860 like shiny marbles. 1820 01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:29,760 - That's so cute. 1821 01:28:31,331 --> 01:28:33,780 - And then I saw why it let me get so close. 1822 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:34,613 - Why? 1823 01:28:34,613 --> 01:28:35,860 - Because it was a severed head. 1824 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:38,130 - No way? - Yes. 1825 01:28:38,130 --> 01:28:39,720 It was so freshly killed that its pupils were 1826 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:40,830 still constricting and dilating. 1827 01:28:40,830 --> 01:28:42,843 - Oh, that's adorable. 1828 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:44,810 - You're not upset? 1829 01:28:45,810 --> 01:28:47,460 What happened to your compassion? 1830 01:28:49,294 --> 01:28:50,910 Okay. 1831 01:28:50,910 --> 01:28:52,563 - Predators need to eat as well. 1832 01:28:53,490 --> 01:28:56,230 - Yeah, but it was a baby bunny 1833 01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:57,780 and you're Hunny Bunny. 1834 01:28:57,780 --> 01:29:00,123 - Hunny Bunny is no longer with us. 1835 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,266 - Long live Hunny Bunny. 1836 01:29:04,266 --> 01:29:06,933 (both giggling) 1837 01:29:12,870 --> 01:29:14,220 Do you know what day it is? 1838 01:29:15,060 --> 01:29:18,270 - The Feast of our Lady of Guadalupe? 1839 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:21,390 - No, today is exactly six months 1840 01:29:21,390 --> 01:29:23,490 after I stopped receiving therapy from you. 1841 01:29:23,490 --> 01:29:24,323 - So? 1842 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:27,450 - Six month waiting period. 1843 01:29:29,759 --> 01:29:32,790 - Oh no, that's tomorrow. 1844 01:29:32,790 --> 01:29:34,980 We lost a day from the international date line. 1845 01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:35,833 - No, we did not. 1846 01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:37,950 We did not cross the international date line. 1847 01:29:37,950 --> 01:29:38,800 Today is the day. 1848 01:29:39,870 --> 01:29:41,700 - Is that true? 1849 01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:43,173 Actors can be so dishonest. 1850 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,050 - Well, who deceives more? 1851 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,300 The actor who tells the lie 1852 01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:54,563 or the scribe who gives it birth? 1853 01:29:54,563 --> 01:29:56,190 Is that Shakespeare? 1854 01:29:56,190 --> 01:29:57,180 - No. 1855 01:29:57,180 --> 01:29:58,013 Ethan Colby. 1856 01:30:02,869 --> 01:30:03,702 - Come on. 1857 01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:18,367 Is this real or are we acting? 1858 01:30:18,367 --> 01:30:20,517 - When have I ever acted with you? 1859 01:30:20,517 --> 01:30:22,333 - You said you'd rob a bank for me. 1860 01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:24,642 - And I did. 1861 01:30:24,642 --> 01:30:26,736 (both laughing) 1862 01:30:26,736 --> 01:30:29,319 (upbeat music)