1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,606 Is this gonna be the most fun adoption video ever made? 4 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,217 Okay, okay, Dom, let's be serious. 5 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,349 Her name is Candace. She lives in Pittsburgh. 6 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,308 Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh. 7 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,918 - Am I shiny? - No, you look gorgeous. 8 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,789 You're not looking at me. 9 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,008 'Cause you always look gorgeous. 10 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,054 Okay? Here we go. 11 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:57,274 Okay, okay, so I'm gonna say that thing about traditions, 12 00:00:57,405 --> 00:01:00,364 and then you will just say something like a human. 13 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,018 - Like a normal human person? - Like a normal human. 14 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,280 Okay, great, I can do that. 15 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,239 - Okay. - Here we go. 16 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,719 Three, two... 17 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,112 I've always wanted to create 18 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,896 - traditions as a family. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 19 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,073 - It's-it's an opportunity... - Mm-hmm. 20 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:16,032 ...for us to grow as a family and grow together 21 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,034 and-and gives us an opportunity to... 22 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,731 - Okay. Sorry. - Oh... 23 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,255 What? -Y-You said "opportunity" twice. 24 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,039 Shit. 25 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,302 I just wish we could do this in person. 26 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,739 I know, but there's a thousand of us and just one of her. 27 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,306 - Okay. - Here we go. 28 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:32,048 Yep. 29 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,050 You know, we see the adoption process 30 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,487 as an amazing opportunity to look at our whole lives 31 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:40,056 and think about how much joy our child would bring... 32 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,710 Ah-ah. No. You can't say "our child." 33 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,625 - What? - No, you have to say 34 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,801 - "the baby" or "your baby." - Okay. 35 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,498 You can't just assume that it's our child already, so... 36 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,761 - Okay. I-I got it. Okay. - You got it? 37 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:51,111 I'm gonna do the cuts. You don't... 38 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,416 I'd prefer if you didn't do the cuts. 39 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,636 - I like to... Okay. - Okay? And... 40 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:58,509 We see the adoption process as a wonderful opportunity 41 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,338 to wait for years, spend thousands of dollars, 42 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,688 let social workers into our home, 43 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,342 acquiesce to an FBI background check... 44 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,257 Dom. 45 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,304 I have an idea. 46 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:11,653 I have an idea. 47 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:12,654 Just gonna keep it loose. 48 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,046 - Cheers. - Cheers. 49 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,222 Salud. 50 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,443 Whew. 51 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:23,447 - Please give us your baby. - Please give us your baby! 52 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,580 "Would you do anything for your child?" 53 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,929 - "Anything." - "Anything." 54 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,322 That seems a little broad. 55 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,715 It's very, like, ominous, like... 56 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:33,718 "Would you do anything for your child?" 57 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,677 It's like the beginning of, like, a thriller. 58 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,374 Like... : "Would you do anything for your child?" 59 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,900 Okay, this is the one: "Why do you want to be parents?" 60 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,467 This is the... All right. 61 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:46,340 I just want to show this child all the love 62 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,691 - that was shown to me-- to us. - Yeah. 63 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:52,476 And-and let this kid know that they have infinite potential, 64 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:56,132 that if they're... they're kind and-and openhearted 65 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,134 and-and maybe even a little bit silly, 66 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:01,137 that they can find joy. 67 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:04,445 We promise to do our absolute best. 68 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,708 And we know that choosing parents for your child 69 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,972 is a very complicated decision, so we just want to thank you 70 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:12,322 - for considering us. - Yeah. 71 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,106 Thank you. 72 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,599 MAN [on app]: This is my wife. 73 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:35,780 DOM [calling out]: Cole, Italy's calling! 74 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,565 Time for vacation! 75 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,654 Okay. 76 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,090 - I'm ready. - Okay. 77 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,135 Here's your itinerary. 78 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,442 I have marked everything out, 79 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,227 and if we follow it, it should be perfect. 80 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,665 Sounds fun. Sounds... distracting. 81 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,188 It will be. It'll be fun. 82 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,972 Uber's waiting. 83 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,626 Is your mother coming to get Axel? 84 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,889 Yep, she should be here in about ten minutes. 85 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,151 Let's get the fuck out of here. 86 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:02,024 - Bye. - Axel, no parties. 87 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,114 - Hi. - Hello. 88 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,464 Baby, next time, let me book the flights. 89 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,946 Was there really nothing direct from Los Angeles? 90 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,078 Hey. 91 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,906 Oh, sorry. I was listening to a podcast. 92 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,257 - You, a podcast? - Uh-huh. 93 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,171 Yeah, it's this new podcast. 94 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,912 About? 95 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,352 About the restaurant we're going to for our anniversary. 96 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,093 Oh. -Yes, 50 best restaurants in the world. 97 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,922 Vegetarian restaurant for my vegetarian husband. 98 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,403 Thank you, baby. 99 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:34,796 I'm so sorry. 100 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:36,493 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 101 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,060 - No. Who's-who's this? - Thank you. 102 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,280 This is, uh, Beatrice. 103 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,716 - Oh. - Hi, Beatrice. 104 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,195 - Hi. - You're perfect. 105 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,241 - Aw. - Aw. 106 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,506 What's this? 107 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:50,725 I'm rubbing elbows with one of the greats. 108 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,379 Mm. 109 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,382 Oh. Oh. 110 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,211 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,952 Is that blood? 112 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,633 - Is your wallet in... - It's in my front pocket. 113 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,592 Okay, 'cause there's, you know, a lot of pickpockets here. 114 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:34,551 Oh, my God, your mother gets robbed one time in Russia. 115 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,858 I know. It's just... confirming that... 116 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,294 Dom, it's in my front pocket. 117 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,513 Okay, well, now everybody has seen 118 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,079 where you're keeping your wallet. 119 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,733 Can you smell me? I feel like I smell. 120 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:45,606 No, it's Europe. You'll blend in. 121 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,738 Who puts raw meat in an overhead compartment? 122 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,740 My grandmother used to put loose sausages 123 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,742 - in her purse. - What? 124 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,004 This is a bad omen. 125 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,006 I smell like blood. 126 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,357 The odor's gone. 127 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,794 Yes, but the memory lingers, Dom. 128 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,970 Mm. 129 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,885 This is cute, honey. 130 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,452 Baby, only the best for you. 131 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,552 Dom. 132 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,467 Look at this. 133 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,035 Oh, my God, it's incredible. 134 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:30,781 And, seriously, thank you for doing all the planning. 135 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,392 You still have your wallet? 136 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,394 Yes. I do. 137 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,570 - You need to stop. - I... 138 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,354 We made it, right? 139 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,530 We're here. We did it. Soak it in. 140 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,098 I am. 141 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,711 - It's in my front pocket. - Okay, that's what I'm... 142 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,974 - I was trying to be sexy there. - You were not. 143 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,323 You were giving me a stop-and-frisk, 144 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,760 and it's not cool. 145 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,068 Has she called yet? Candace? 146 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,722 Not yet. 147 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,681 - Getting nervous? - No. Are you getting nervous? 148 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,117 No. I would just like to speak to her, though, 149 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,511 to know that she's real. 150 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,860 Would this be easier if we were at home? 151 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,645 Really? Do you want to... 152 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,517 'Cause we can go home if you want to leave Italy. 153 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:11,735 No. No, no, no, I don't want to leave Italy. 154 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,389 I don't want to leave Italy. 155 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,825 I want to stay here, and I want to have fun. 156 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,392 Great. 'Cause we haven't matched with her yet, 157 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,439 - so don't get too invested. - Yeah. 158 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,441 Yeah, and she's not even due for a few weeks, 159 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,399 so it's like... this is perfect timing. 160 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,009 - Right? - Hey, yes. 161 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,446 This is perfect timing, okay? 162 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,404 This is a really special moment for us. 163 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,100 We're gonna have a blast, all right? 164 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,362 Okay. 165 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,843 - I love you. - I love you. 166 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,105 I think this might be the building here. 167 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,890 - That? - Yeah. 168 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,459 Ciao, Dom! Ciao, Cole! 169 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,983 Come inside! We feed you! 170 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,985 - Yeah? - That's him. 171 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,291 That's your dad's best friend? 172 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,990 Yeah. -Wow. Let's hope they have booze. 173 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,121 So it turned out it was not the sink but, in fact, a bidet. 174 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,123 Oh, my God! 175 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:54,604 - I'm sorry. - No. 176 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,477 A gift. 177 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,391 - What is this? - No. 178 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,263 Yes, for your anniversary. 179 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,699 Happy anniversary. 180 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,049 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 181 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,530 - You didn't... Oh. - Wow. 182 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,793 - That is so thoughtful. - Thank you. Oh. 183 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,491 Oh, my gosh. 184 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,493 Knives. 185 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,234 - These are such unique gifts. - Yeah. 186 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,498 Your mother said, "He like knives," so we thought... 187 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,803 Kitchen knives, I think, is what she meant. 188 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:20,717 Well, yeah, Dom loves to cook. 189 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:23,024 Th-They are very good. 190 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:25,505 I hope you like it, uh, because they are the top on the top. 191 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,245 Uh... 192 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,030 Yeah, I have one just like this. 193 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,727 You got them engraved with our names on it. 194 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,468 Look at this. Cole... 195 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,425 - Domenico. - Oh. 196 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,644 Look at mine. 197 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,037 Mine says "Cool." 198 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,474 C-O-O-L. Cool knife. 199 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,346 - Cole... - Risotto. 200 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,044 - Ooh. That smells delicious. - Okay. 201 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:46,047 Oh, oh, um, I-I don't eat meat. 202 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,788 - Uh... - Uh... 203 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:00,148 Yeah. Thank you. 204 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,628 Uh, grazie. 205 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,413 Buon appetito. 206 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,328 - Ah. - You tried, baby. 207 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,765 Yeah. It's much easier on Duolingo. 208 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,637 Yeah, you tried, baby. 209 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,858 Uh, uh, Dom? 210 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,863 Um, your mother told me about the complication 211 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,561 you gentlemen had this year with, uh... 212 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,345 with adoption fraud. 213 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,956 Of course she did. 214 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,958 - What happened? - Yeah, the woman had forged 215 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,177 all these medical records. 216 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,571 It was... it was awful. 217 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,876 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 218 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,705 The worst part was the day after the baby shower, 219 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,577 we found out. 220 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,361 And so we drove around all night 221 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,884 returning all the gifts and telling our friends 222 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,017 that there was no baby. 223 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,759 No baby. 224 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,674 Oh, my God. That's a nightmare. 225 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,415 Yeah, that's so horrible. I'm so sorry. 226 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,983 I was ready to quit, actually. 227 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,463 You were? 228 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,074 Yeah. We talked about it. 229 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:59,076 - Do you not listen when I... - No, we talked about 230 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,122 waiting for a little while before we tried again. 231 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,819 - Right, and we waited longer... - Well, why don't we talk 232 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:03,559 - about something else? - No, I think it's fine. 233 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,561 I think it's okay. 234 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,911 - They're like family. - Are they? 235 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,914 I think it's... So, you know, these adoption agencies, 236 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,830 they-they don't tell you ahead of time 237 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,353 how often these things turn out to be scams, 238 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:18,356 and he was... 239 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:21,272 we were inconsolable 240 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,013 when we found out that there was no baby. 241 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,841 Ah, no. 242 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,887 We just want to be dads, you know? 243 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,804 You mentioned maybe we could get some gelato 244 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,588 - somewhere around here? - Yeah. Why not? 245 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,068 - There's one over there. - Okay, great. 246 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,939 - Uh, uh, one more thing. - Yeah. 247 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,115 - Treat for your anniversary. - Uh-huh. 248 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,595 If you want, I can make you a special reservation, 249 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,162 but just if you want. 250 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,077 - Oh. - Oh, well, Dom actually made 251 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,167 plans for us for the anniversary. 252 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,951 Yeah, no, it's... we could cancel if we want or... 253 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,823 No, baby. 254 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,563 I am naughty because I already did it. 255 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,435 Oh. 256 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,610 When you sent me the plan of your trip in Italy... 257 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,090 - Yeah. - ...I see that you will be 258 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,831 in Orvieto for your anniversary. 259 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,180 - Yes. Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it's magical. 260 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,398 Great. 261 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,226 And this woman, the cook-- 262 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,619 ah, you will love her. 263 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,927 - And her restaurant-- amazing. - Yeah. 264 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:07,884 - Uh, she's special, huh? - Uh-huh. 265 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,277 She's not a summer chicken, huh? 266 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,626 Spring chicken? 267 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,888 - Spring chicken. - Yeah. 268 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,151 Very old, uh, Zia Luciana. 269 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,458 You have to call and call to get the reservation 270 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:20,201 because I told her that you are very big fan of her cooking 271 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:23,204 and you are coming from United States just to visit her 272 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:27,556 and she say that she will get her oven hot just for you. 273 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,992 - Very cool. - Yeah, and so rare 274 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,907 that a woman will get an oven hot for us. 275 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,996 I know. We haven't had that in a long time. 276 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,739 You know Daniele. He already paid. 277 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,002 - Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. 278 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,222 - You don't need to do that. - Yeah, no, don't mention that. 279 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,790 Come on, you are the only son of my best friend, 280 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,966 and I want for you this trip in Italy 281 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,272 to be the best memory in your life, hmm? 282 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,318 Grazie mille. 283 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,928 - Shall we go? - Okay. 284 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,103 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 285 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,539 - All right, bye. Grazie. - Ciao. -Um, goodbye. 286 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,373 So, this is, um... 287 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,114 What? 288 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,292 This is romantic. 289 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,034 It's beautiful. 290 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:20,696 Your rental car, gentlemen. 291 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,177 - Oh, wow. - Hey. 292 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,875 Buongiorno. So, here you have the keys. 293 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,268 Okay. 294 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,052 - My card. - Thank you. 295 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,707 For anything at all, any trouble, you call me. 296 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,969 - Thank you. We will. Okay. - Yeah? 297 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,145 And... 298 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,147 be careful. 299 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,409 What? 300 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,585 - Okay. - Ciao. 301 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,630 - Ciao. Ciao. - We will. 302 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,500 - Okay, bye. - Thank you. 303 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,893 Ciao. Thank you so... 304 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:44,894 - Ciao, ciao, ciao. - Thank you so much. 305 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:45,939 Ciao to you. 306 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,208 Hey, ciao! 307 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,345 Did you think it was weird that Daniele was like, "Be careful"? 308 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,347 "Be careful." "Be careful." 309 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,001 I didn't love that. 310 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,961 Do you think he meant because I was driving? 311 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,659 Or because we are... 312 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,966 - Uh, gay. - Uh, gay. 313 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,927 - Baby, we're in the country. - It's so beautiful, huh? 314 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,800 Oh, I love this song. 315 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,192 ♪ To love 316 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,761 ♪ Only me 317 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:26,936 Are we going the right way? 318 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,764 Yeah. 319 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,678 ♪ Ain't saying you ain't pretty... ♪ 320 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,332 You are pretty, baby. 321 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,333 You are pretty. 322 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,595 Thank you. 323 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,553 ♪ Not ready for any... 324 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,468 Oh, look. Old buildings. 325 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,644 My goodness. Ready? 326 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,298 ♪ Try and pull the reins 327 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,040 ♪ In on me 328 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,913 - ♪ So... Too high. - Ready? 329 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,001 It got too... it got too high. 330 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,611 That's where I take over. 331 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,568 Yeah, take it, baby. 332 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,398 Here we are. 333 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,618 Oh... 334 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,794 You sing so beautifully. 335 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,883 ♪ If you live without me. 336 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,800 I'm gonna go check in. 337 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,497 - All right, I'll get the bags. - Yeah. 338 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,983 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 339 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,506 - Uh, welcome. - Check in. Yeah. 340 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:16,638 Are you Mr. Collosimo? 341 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:17,595 Sì, Si. 342 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,858 We have our honeymoon suite. 343 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,990 Uh, right? Are you on a honeymoon? 344 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,949 No, it's our anniversary. 345 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,605 Uh... uh, s-sorry, I-I don't understand you. 346 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,042 Is the room ready? 347 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,044 No, it is ready, the room, but, uh, 348 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,134 there has been a... um... 349 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,657 No problem, because now we will fix, uh... 350 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,659 Come with me. I show you the... 351 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,269 Yeah, I-I show you the-the room. 352 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,488 And, uh, don't worry about the luggages, huh? 353 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,272 - Sorry. - Sorry? 354 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,797 Uh... 355 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,887 Sorry for what? 356 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,412 The... the room is set up for a husband, uh, and wife. 357 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,153 And I-I don't notice 358 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,676 that you travel with, uh, your colleague. 359 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:58,114 Very embarrassed. Un momento. 360 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,160 - Colleague? - It's fine. It's fine, Dom. 361 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,078 Oh, my God, Dom. 362 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,818 Look at this view. 363 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,083 - Oh, my God. - Uh, yes, uh... 364 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,085 You can see the entire valley, huh? 365 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,436 It is small, uh, but, uh, is, uh... 366 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,307 How do you say? 367 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,451 Mm... 368 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,329 Grazie. 369 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,898 - What just happened? - I don't know. 370 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247 Oh. 371 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,249 He seemed like he was having some sort of attack. 372 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,947 Okay, I'm getting a 412 area code. 373 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,513 Okay, I think it's Candace. It's her. 374 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,732 Okay. Okay. 375 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,908 Okay. Okay, uh... 376 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,388 - Chairs. Chairs. - Okay. Okay, good. 377 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,259 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. Okay, um... 378 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,913 All right, so we just need to make this, uh, 379 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,480 a-as... as great as possible. 380 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,177 - Yeah, we just... - She has to love us. 381 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,396 We have to be very cool and very normal. 382 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,702 - So be normal and cool. - I am being normal. 383 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,269 Hey. Be cool and normal. 384 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,184 - I'm being cool and normal. - Great. 385 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,927 COLE and DOM: Hi! 386 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,930 Hi. Uh, uh, is this Cole and Dom? 387 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,932 - Hello. - Yes. Hi. 388 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,934 It's so great to meet you, Candace. 389 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,544 I'm sorry that it-it's taken me a bit. 390 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,286 - It's just, there's... - Oh. 391 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,985 There's a lot to, uh... to manage with, uh, 392 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551 - work and-and night school. - Sure. 393 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,162 And obviously the pregnancy, so... 394 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,728 Oh, don't worry. We completely understand. 395 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,165 Ah, I get so nervous. 396 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,862 And excited. I'm excited. 397 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,429 - You're real. - Yeah. 398 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,518 Can we, um... 399 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,086 Can we see your belly? 400 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:44,438 Yeah, this is, uh... this pregnancy is very real. 401 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,222 Wow. 402 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,789 How do you feel? 403 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,531 I'm good. I'm... I... 404 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,402 You know, I-I don't... I don't have a lot of support, 405 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,317 but, you know... 406 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,886 It's a really hard decision to make, you know? 407 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,236 I can't imagine. 408 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,239 Like, I know that I can't give this baby 409 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,676 anything close to what it deserves 410 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:09,463 or what I want for it, so, um, it's just been a really... 411 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,422 hard and good dec... choice. 412 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,946 Yeah. Well, you're... you're really brave. 413 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,341 I-I really liked your video. 414 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,777 Oh. 415 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,041 - Um, you seem fun. - Totally. 416 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,043 Yeah, no, I mean, but caring, 417 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,479 but also fun, like you'd be fun dads. 418 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,089 Totally fun. 419 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,482 Super fun dads, but also organized and... 420 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,136 Okay, Dom. 421 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:33,095 Do you think you could tell me why... 422 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,054 you know, why you want to have kids together? 423 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,751 Well, we both always wanted kids. 424 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,058 That was always the dream. 425 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,886 But we knew if we just, like, stayed focused 426 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,934 and-and really kept our eye on what we really wanted, 427 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,763 which was a family, that we could make that happen. 428 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,722 And when I look at him... 429 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,292 ...I'm just very sure. 430 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,730 So thank you for reminding me to look. 431 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,558 Yeah, I feel the same way. 432 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,343 Mm. 433 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,391 Well, I've already talked to, um, a few families, 434 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,612 and I didn't feel like 435 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,311 any of them were quite right. 436 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,487 You know, like my mom always said before she... 437 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,620 she always said, like, "Candace, trust your gut," 438 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,536 and honestly, like, I have this gut instinct that... 439 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,015 that it's the two of you. 440 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,149 What? 441 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,456 I think... I think that you... 442 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,894 you should be the fathers to this little baby boy. 443 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,288 - Wait. Re-Really? - Oh, my God. 444 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,596 Yeah. 445 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,859 Holy shit, yeah. 446 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,557 Right? I-I, um... 447 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,298 You guys are everything I've imagined, really. 448 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,951 Uh... 449 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,344 Are you serious? Like... 450 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,042 Really, yeah. I mean, please don't bail on me. 451 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,914 - No. We promise. - Oh, no. 452 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,655 No, we... No, w-we're not gonna bail. 453 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,571 And he's a boy? 454 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,486 He's-he's-he's a boy? 455 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,879 He's a baby boy. He's a big old baby boy. 456 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,533 We're having a boy. 457 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,973 I know you guys have waited a really long time. 458 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,758 It's been like three years, I guess. 459 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:11,889 It must have been really hard. 460 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,153 - But worth the wait. - Yes. 461 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,066 Well, you're not gonna be waiting 462 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,242 that much longer because he's due 463 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,679 - in less than a month, so... - Oh. 464 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,898 He's actually kicking my bladder right now. 465 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,465 - Uh... Oh. - I'm actually gonna... 466 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,250 - I'm gonna call you guys back. - Yeah? 467 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,512 I'm just gonna need a little... a minute. 468 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,904 - Call us whenever. - Of course, yeah. 469 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:27,688 And we-we're always here for you, so... 470 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,211 Anything you need. 471 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,038 - Anything. - For real, anything. 472 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,605 Thank you guys. This is so good. 473 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,084 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 474 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,918 We're... 475 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,494 - It's happening. - It's really... 476 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,540 It's real. Like, we're... like, we're gonna have to... 477 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,281 we're gonna have to, like, do this now, right? 478 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:59,241 - Yeah. Yes. Finally. - Right? 479 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,983 After all those years of trying and... 480 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,551 and getting close and then... 481 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,509 It's been really hard, right? 482 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,511 It has been really hard, but... 483 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,514 Maybe we haven't been, like... like... 484 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,038 No, we haven't... 485 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,737 we haven't been connecting. 486 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,129 I'm really sorry. 487 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,958 I'm really sorry 488 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,612 that I haven't always been... 489 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,788 But I... 490 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,181 I really want to do this with you. 491 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,270 I do, too. 492 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,533 - We can do this together, okay? - Yes. Yes. 493 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,187 - You're my teammate. - You're my colleague. 494 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,102 You're my colleague. 495 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,757 You're gonna be such a good dad. 496 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:45,635 ♪ Our hearts are free 497 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:50,249 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 498 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,816 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee ♪ 499 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,388 ♪ It's much older than you and me ♪ 500 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:04,219 ♪ I'm in love, I'm alive 501 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,875 ♪ I belong to the stars and sky ♪ 502 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,445 ♪ Let's forget who we are for one night ♪ 503 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,882 Mmm. 504 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:19,495 ♪ We're not animals, baby, it's the people who lie ♪ 505 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,236 - ♪ To themselves - ♪ I want real love, baby 506 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,064 ♪ Ooh, don't leave me waiting 507 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,371 ♪ I've got real love, maybe 508 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,938 - Uh-huh. - ♪ Wait until you taste me 509 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,593 ♪ I want real love, baby 510 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,508 ♪ There's a world inside me 511 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,163 ♪ Got the key, just use it 512 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,600 ♪ Just if for a minute 513 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:41,691 - ♪ And gone - ♪ Our hearts are free 514 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:46,609 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 515 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:50,657 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee... ♪ 516 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,311 Happy anniversary. 517 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,095 - Ah. - Ten years. 518 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,184 Baby, you'd be lost without me. 519 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,360 Would I be? 520 00:21:58,491 --> 00:21:59,666 - Right. - I mean, I think you would. 521 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:01,320 No, no, make a right, right here. 522 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,538 - Oh, shit. - No, turn right. Turn. 523 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,457 - Oh, this doesn't feel right. - I know, but... 524 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,546 It's a farmhouse, so... 525 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,071 This cannot be correct. 526 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,551 It's a mile that way. 527 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,728 Really? Th-This is the way to a restaurant? 528 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,514 Yes, the restaurant is also her farmhouse. 529 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:22,341 See, I'm just telling you... 530 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,951 Why are you being this way? 531 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,083 I'm sorry, being what way? 532 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,563 That you don't trust me. 533 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,566 I do trust you. I just also trust my eyes. 534 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:31,959 Okay. 535 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,656 Ooh! 536 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,310 - Oh... - Fuck. 537 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,312 - Okay, just, um... - Okay, hold on. 538 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,270 - Hold on. - Yeah, just back it up. 539 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,881 Dom... Ah, shit. 540 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,230 - Okay. - No, wait. Hold on. 541 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,362 Just... 542 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:44,101 - Okay, okay, you're... - Fuck. 543 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,543 Cole, just... Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole. 544 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,545 It's all good. Just don't panic, okay? 545 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,155 - This is bad, Dom. - I know. I can... 546 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,766 I can get help. 547 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,029 Yeah, 'cause I'm sure Triple A is on standby 548 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,292 for two faggy tourists. 549 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,686 I will walk to the restaurant... 550 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:04,687 Do you really think there's a restaurant 551 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,689 anywhere around here? 552 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,169 Let me be your knight in shining armor. 553 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,345 Wow. 554 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:17,091 No, no! 555 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,136 Oh, my God! 556 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,575 Ugh. 557 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:23,880 Jesus. 558 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:27,580 Fuck. 559 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,455 I'm gonna die here. 560 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,764 We're gonna die here. 561 00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,398 Hey, babe, I'm pretty sure the restaurant's not that way. 562 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,748 You think? 563 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,315 So I'm gonna go around back, 564 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,490 and I'm gonna take a look, okay? 565 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,194 What does he think he's gonna do? 566 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,811 So, I'm just getting this tire dug out. 567 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:27,770 Okay, press down on the accelerator. 568 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,206 Okay. 569 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,166 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 570 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:37,432 Ah, stop it! Stop it! 571 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:43,960 Oh, fuck. 572 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,668 Well, this is great. 573 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,465 Okay. 574 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:13,207 Okay, grazie mille. Okay. 575 00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,833 Hi. 576 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:34,184 So, it turns out, if you walk for a half an hour in the rain, 577 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,969 it cleans you right up. 578 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:36,926 You look great. 579 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,015 - So I made a phone call. - Mm-hmm. 580 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:40,103 Called my mom. 581 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:45,587 - Just to get some ideas. - Of course you did. 582 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,371 And she suggested calling Daniele. 583 00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:48,547 Which I did. 584 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,505 - Mm-hmm. - He has called Triple A. 585 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:53,377 And they are en route. 586 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:56,163 Fun fact: Here in Italy, Triple A is called "Triple Ah." 587 00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,558 Fuck off. 588 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,516 See, it is kind of funny, right? 589 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,739 We can't even get to dinner. 590 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,307 How are we supposed to raise a child? 591 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,543 - Yeah, come on, come on, come on. 592 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,110 Yes, hi. Come, come, come, come. 593 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,329 Cole, Cole, wake up. 594 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:34,810 Oh, God. 595 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,116 Is that Triple Ah? 596 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:37,117 I think so. 597 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,293 Yes. Hello. 598 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,035 Hi. 599 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,776 - How the fuck did he find us? - Are you here to help? 600 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:51,653 Thank you for coming out, especially in this weather. 601 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:55,657 - Sì. Yeah. - Yeah. 602 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,357 Yeah. 603 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,714 Yeah, we... 604 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:09,932 Yeah, he told me to do that part. 605 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,717 Mm-hmm. We tried that. 606 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,023 Yeah, no, we... 607 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,285 - We definitely tried that. - We tried that. 608 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,112 Yeah. 609 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,556 Yeah, it's pretty bad, right? 610 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,042 I think he's here to help. 611 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,304 Help us what? 612 00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,526 Hon, we're not getting any better offers right now. 613 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,747 Okay? 614 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,400 It's an adventure. 615 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,665 - Okay. - Coming. 616 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,628 You know, it's really hard 617 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,631 to get this car in forest green in the U.S. 618 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:06,815 Sorry, where-where are you taking us? 619 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,122 Do you speak any English? 620 00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:11,385 We-we're staying at the, um-- fuck-- 621 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:14,301 the Hotel L... L'Spigerella? 622 00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:19,567 - Goddamn it. - What? 623 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,090 I left my phone in the car. 624 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:21,700 What? 625 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,572 All right, well, we'll be back there soon. 626 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,008 I'll... I'll hold on to the keys. 627 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,357 Thank you. 628 00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:37,454 What is going on? 629 00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:38,412 I-I don't know. 630 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,372 Well, where is he going? 631 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:47,551 - Is that... - Okay. Yeah, don't look. 632 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,727 - Oh, my God. - Don't... 633 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,119 Cole, don't look. Cole, look at me. 634 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,686 - Hey, hey, hey. - No, that's a... 635 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,644 Yeah, I know. Hey, look at me. 636 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,184 Uh, can we make a phone call? 637 00:29:58,361 --> 00:29:59,667 Scusi? Scusi? 638 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:03,976 Okay. 639 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,154 Oh, whoa, whoa. 640 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,808 Whoa-oh! Hey! 641 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,984 - Scusi! - What the fuck? 642 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,072 Hey, wait! Scusi! Where are you going? 643 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:18,904 So this isn't his house? 644 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,688 - No. - What the fuck? 645 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,951 Well, maybe on the bright side, 646 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,606 we can just say he didn't shoot us. 647 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,913 What? 648 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:31,568 Oh, you... 649 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:32,700 Happy anniversary. 650 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,226 What are you doing? 651 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,185 I'm checking to see if anybody's home 652 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:42,579 so we can go inside and make a phone call, 653 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:43,842 get the fuck out of here. 654 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,638 We're sorry to bother you, but, um, our... 655 00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,640 Uh, a man just dropped us off. 656 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,163 Our car... 657 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:02,643 got stuck. 658 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:03,818 Geez! 659 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:25,884 I don't want to go. 660 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:31,454 I don't want to. 661 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:34,718 Do you have a phone? 662 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,633 - Huh? - Uh, a phone. 663 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,305 Scusi. Um, uh, telefono, um, is, um, uh, dead. 664 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,611 Morto. 665 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,366 - What the fuck is going on? - I don't know. 666 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,324 I just gave my phone to a blind woman. 667 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:37,868 - Super into goats. - Yeah. 668 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,311 Oh, my God. 669 00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,616 Of course. 670 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:49,358 She's Zia Luciana. 671 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:50,925 This is the restaurant. 672 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:53,058 She's Zia Luciana. 673 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,624 Hold on. Hold on. 674 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,365 This is the restaurant we're supposed to be at? 675 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,019 Yeah, uh... 676 00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,542 Daniele said it was authentic. 677 00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,588 It's, uh, rustic. 678 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:06,158 Ah! You're Zia Luciana. 679 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,420 - Sì. - You are her. She is you. 680 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:13,904 Ah. Okay. 681 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,053 Okay. 682 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:36,101 Oh. Thank you. 683 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,841 - That looks delicious. - Pretty good. 684 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,147 - Grazie. - Prego. 685 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,583 - Grazie. - Eh? 686 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,935 - Okay. - All right. 687 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:51,681 Oh. Wow. 688 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,815 - Holy... - This is really delicious. 689 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:56,904 - And you doubted Daniele. - I did, but this is 690 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,036 between me and the pizza now. 691 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,385 It's so sweet. I mean, they really 692 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,256 set us up for... They set us up. Yeah. 693 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,651 Yes. I know what that word means. 694 00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,087 We'll take a whole case if you got it. -Mmm. 695 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,438 Right, huh? I don't even know. 696 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,439 No, I think she wants... 697 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,052 Aw. 698 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:17,925 COLE and DOM: Salute. 699 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,406 Uh, to our new family. 700 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:21,407 Chin-chin. 701 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:23,017 COLE and DOM: Chin-chin! 702 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,368 - Mm-hmm. - That means "to love." 703 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:27,674 Yep. 704 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,981 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 705 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,947 - I think she wants... - Us to do it. 706 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,079 - Sure. - Okay. 707 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,473 Mm... 708 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,779 No! 709 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:07,148 - You see that? - Yeah, I saw. 710 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,845 No, did you see her face when we kissed? 711 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:11,021 I mean, she asked us to kiss, 712 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,632 and then she was disgusted by it. 713 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,199 She's like 2,000 years old. 714 00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:25,949 Daniele told me she makes wine the old-fashioned way. 715 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,561 - Old-fashioned? - Yeah. 716 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:29,997 She stomps the grapes with her little tootsies. 717 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:34,654 - She stomps the grapes... - Mm-hmm. 718 00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,308 - ...with her 80-year-old feet? - Mm-hmm. 719 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,874 But don't you worry-- all the foot fungus 720 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,050 is removed during the fermentation process. 721 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,924 So we almost died on our anniversary... 722 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,534 - Mm-hmm. - ...for foot wine? 723 00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:47,319 Mm-hmm. 724 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,103 And for that, I love you very much. 725 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,670 Are you already a little drunk? 726 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,150 Maybe. 727 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:07,600 I'm sorry I freaked out. I shouldn't have done that. 728 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:08,775 Hey. 729 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:10,777 I don't mind. 730 00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:14,346 I kind of like it when you panic. 731 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,956 - You like it when I panic? - Yeah. 732 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:17,697 Makes me feel like you need me. 733 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,439 Baby, I do need you. 734 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:25,400 You're gonna be a great dad, Cole. 735 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,838 I was beginning to think that maybe... 736 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,232 - We would never be dads? - No. 737 00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:33,365 That we would die here. 738 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:36,585 Just alone in a... a rental car. 739 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:39,371 We ain't going out like that. 740 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:40,937 We're gonna figure it out. 741 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,112 - We always do. - Yes. 742 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,160 Oh. 743 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:53,080 - Wow. - Ooh. 744 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,125 It's like a work of art. 745 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,884 Oh. That's all you, baby. 746 00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:24,285 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 747 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:25,678 - Go ahead. - Yeah. 748 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,548 Uh-huh. 749 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:27,810 Mmm! 750 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,337 Holy shit, this sausage is legendary. 751 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,252 - Mmm! - Dom. 752 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:40,693 Put some on your plate. 753 00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:43,261 You don't understand-- there's nothing worse, 754 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,350 no act of violence more traumatic for her 755 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,742 than you not eating her food. 756 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,662 I haven't eaten meat in 15 years. 757 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,927 It looks delicious. 758 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,717 Mmm. Uh-huh. 759 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:06,196 You didn't have to take that big of a bite. 760 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,633 It was an accident. 761 00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:09,417 Mmm. Delicious. 762 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,724 - Ah. - Delicious. 763 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,812 - Mmm. - Mmm. 764 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,820 Ta-da! 765 00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,270 It's so inspiring to see someone 766 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,924 so passionate about their food. 767 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,926 Mm-hmm. 768 00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:14,281 - I'm gonna hurl. - What? 769 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,283 - I'm gonna... - Oh, my God. 770 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,328 Baby, uh... 771 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,551 Uh, he-he went to the bathroom. 772 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:25,510 He's constipated. 773 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,077 He hasn't gone since we've been here. 774 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,297 Definitely not puking from your meat. 775 00:40:50,578 --> 00:40:52,101 To wash my hands from all the... 776 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:53,799 Ow. Okay, thank you. 777 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,540 Oh, it's very hot. 778 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,150 Nice. Oh, thank you. 779 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,587 - Grazie. - Prego. 780 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:04,113 - Okay. - No, no. 781 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,637 Oh. 782 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:11,643 - Okay. - No. 783 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,819 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 784 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,995 Grazie. 785 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:17,605 Okay? 786 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,172 Yeah? 787 00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:21,391 Bravo. 788 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:25,134 Dom! 789 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:32,490 Okay. 790 00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:31,810 Oh. 791 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:47,260 Good evening. 792 00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:49,828 Oh, no. 793 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:58,358 We got to get the fuck out... 794 00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:00,099 What's going on here? 795 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,318 Uh, she took my shirt. 796 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,016 She undressed you? 797 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,931 You're making me feel weird. 798 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:07,193 Baby, it is weird. 799 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,281 I was dirty. 800 00:43:08,411 --> 00:43:10,022 Hey. 801 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:11,284 What is going on? 802 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,766 I think she's getting me a new shirt. 803 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:16,594 - Okay, well, that's weird, too. - I know. 804 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:19,248 Look, there is a very, very old... 805 00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:21,599 It doesn't matter. 806 00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:23,688 It's late. I'm tired. I don't feel well. 807 00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:25,472 Let's just go and cuddle. 808 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,821 Yeah, I-I like that idea. 809 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,344 - That sounds nice. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 810 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,998 Oh, here she comes. 811 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:32,348 - Zia Luciana... - Oh. 812 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:35,003 Um, we are very tired. 813 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:37,702 We're very tired, 814 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:40,313 and we would like to, um, go home, 815 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,271 so can we use your phone? 816 00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:44,970 Your phone? 817 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,711 Ah. Telefono. 818 00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,540 Maybe my phone's charged now, too. 819 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,732 - Wow. - Telefono. Telefono. 820 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,647 - Grazie. - Prego. 821 00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:15,696 Goddamn it. 822 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,487 It's amazing-- your kitchen. 823 00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:26,751 Is that a pizza oven? 824 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,404 COLE [from other room]: Dom? 825 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,058 - Yeah? - What is Daniele's number? 826 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:31,843 Uh... 827 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:34,323 3476... 828 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:49,034 Dom, let's just get out of here, okay? 829 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,557 I can't see a fucking thing. 830 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690 Does she have a generator? 831 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,213 Well, how the fuck would I know that? 832 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,084 I'm just gonna go look for matches. 833 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,504 Dom, can we just... Oh, fuck! 834 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:25,157 - You okay? - Yes. 835 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:26,854 Okay. 836 00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:28,900 - Cole? - Dom? 837 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,946 Ah, fuck! 838 00:45:32,077 --> 00:45:34,122 Ow! Whoa! 839 00:45:44,306 --> 00:45:45,525 Oh, my God, she just... 840 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:47,788 sh-sh-she just jumped out at me, 841 00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:50,182 and she-she just... she... What are we gonna do? 842 00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:51,749 Hey, hey. Cole, just breathe. 843 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,707 Just breathe. 844 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:54,621 Okay. 845 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,666 Zia? 846 00:45:58,190 --> 00:45:59,844 Call an ambulance. 847 00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,497 - Your phone doesn't work. - Use the house phone. 848 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:02,585 - House phone? - Call an ambulance. 849 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:04,022 - 911. 911. - Mm-hmm. 850 00:46:04,152 --> 00:46:06,067 911. 911. 851 00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:08,113 Shit. 852 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,636 Fuck. 853 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:13,118 Zia? 854 00:46:13,248 --> 00:46:17,470 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 855 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,341 Zia? 856 00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:39,361 - Cole! - What? 857 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:42,103 Cole, she's... she's not, uh... 858 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:43,104 Dead? 859 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:44,758 She's not alive. 860 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,368 Is she dead? 861 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:48,588 Call the fucking ambulance. 862 00:46:48,718 --> 00:46:49,894 It's not working. 863 00:46:50,024 --> 00:46:52,113 911 is different in Italy. 864 00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:54,202 It doesn't matter, because there's no power. 865 00:46:55,464 --> 00:46:57,162 Shit, shit. 866 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:58,685 Is she breathing? 867 00:46:58,816 --> 00:46:59,947 She's not moving. 868 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:03,255 Oh, my God. What do we do? 869 00:47:04,604 --> 00:47:05,735 - CPR. - What? 870 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:06,911 We can do CPR. We took the class. 871 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,173 That was CPR for infants. 872 00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:09,435 I know, so this should be easier. 873 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,480 Uh... I can't do it. 874 00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:13,831 I can't, either. I wasn't paying attention. 875 00:47:13,961 --> 00:47:15,920 You weren't paying attention in CPR for infants 876 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,791 and we were about to have an infant? 877 00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,446 I was gonna watch it again when we had the baby. 878 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,621 Is this because you didn't think 879 00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:22,970 we were gonna have that baby? 880 00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:26,582 Wow. 881 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,977 You do it! 882 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,241 You do it. 883 00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:36,462 Okay. 884 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,083 What was that? 885 00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:51,738 Bones? 886 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,610 Bones? 887 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:55,960 I think you cracked her ribs. 888 00:47:57,657 --> 00:47:58,397 I hurt her? 889 00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:01,139 - No. - How? 890 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,662 Well, because she's already... 891 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:03,881 We should go for help. 892 00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:05,447 - Yes, yes. Okay. - Yes, yes. 893 00:48:05,578 --> 00:48:07,232 Stay here. 894 00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:10,452 Fuck! 895 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:11,801 What do we do? 896 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,457 Accidents happen, right? 897 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:16,806 - Right. - Right? Okay, so... 898 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,460 We didn't do anything wrong, 899 00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:19,505 and that's what we'll tell them. 900 00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:20,985 Tell who? 901 00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,856 The-the cops or the ambulance. 902 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:23,857 - I don't know. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 903 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:24,989 You want to tell the police 904 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,729 in our perfect Italian that we accidentally 905 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,340 knocked an old woman down a flight of stairs 906 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:30,081 and then cracked her ribs trying to revive her? 907 00:48:30,211 --> 00:48:31,691 Well, I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that. 908 00:48:31,821 --> 00:48:33,345 How would you phrase it, Dom? 909 00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:34,999 I would say something like we're... 910 00:48:35,129 --> 00:48:37,915 you know, two hapless tourists who-who... 911 00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:41,440 You know, fuck me, we... we got... 912 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,485 we got stuck in a ditch. 913 00:48:43,616 --> 00:48:46,445 And we met a very sweet old woman 914 00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:49,752 who, like so many other sweet old women, 915 00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:53,017 fell down a flight of stairs 916 00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:55,236 while we were in the other room. 917 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:57,543 There. 918 00:48:57,673 --> 00:48:59,284 That's what I would say. 919 00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:01,068 What about the broken ribs? 920 00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:02,852 Accidents happen. 921 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,249 Oh, God. 922 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:09,555 - What is that? - It's a car. Someone's coming. 923 00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:11,078 - Who? - I don't know. Your mother? 924 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:12,732 No, she's still in California. 925 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:13,776 She couldn't have gotten here that quickly. 926 00:49:13,907 --> 00:49:15,039 What are we gonna do? 927 00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:16,170 All right, I'm gonna go handle it. 928 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,389 You go watch her. 929 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:18,477 Watch her what, die more? 930 00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:20,000 Yeah. 931 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,707 Hi. Can I, uh, help you? 932 00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,840 Give me keys. 933 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,147 I'm sorry, did you say you want me to give you a kiss? 934 00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:37,670 Give me keys. 935 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,498 Oh, keys. 936 00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:41,587 Our keys-- you... 937 00:49:41,717 --> 00:49:43,415 you want our car keys. 938 00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:45,417 Ah. 939 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:47,593 Are you Triple Ah? 940 00:49:47,723 --> 00:49:49,377 I take. 941 00:50:00,432 --> 00:50:02,956 Oh, God. 942 00:50:03,087 --> 00:50:04,827 Cole? 943 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,699 - Who the fuck was that? - Jesus. 944 00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:10,094 - Hiding in a manger? - Yes! 945 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:11,834 It was some man. 946 00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:13,836 I-I gave him our car keys. 947 00:50:13,967 --> 00:50:15,795 - You gave him our keys? - Yes. I had no choice. 948 00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:18,015 - You had no choice? - He asked very forcefully. 949 00:50:18,145 --> 00:50:20,539 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, great. 950 00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:23,020 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 951 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,587 We're gonna take her car, 952 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,415 we're gonna go find our car, and then 953 00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:28,851 we're gonna drive to Rome and we'll be there by morning. 954 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,549 We're just gonna leave her down here? 955 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,031 Someone will find her. 956 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,380 - Eventually. - And you're okay with that? 957 00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:37,425 I can get okay with that. 958 00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:38,818 I can't just leave her in a basement. 959 00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:41,473 We have to... 960 00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:42,735 take her to a hospital? 961 00:50:42,865 --> 00:50:45,042 She's dead. 962 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,659 Okay, fine. 963 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,313 We'll move her. 964 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,927 - Ow. Fucking ham. - Oh. 965 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,276 That... 966 00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:03,799 Okay. 967 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,410 Arms. 968 00:51:09,414 --> 00:51:10,241 Okay, on three. 969 00:51:10,371 --> 00:51:11,416 Okay. 970 00:51:11,546 --> 00:51:13,592 One, two, three. 971 00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,073 Oh! 972 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,118 Oh, God, was that her neck? 973 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:20,642 Fucking old lady bones. 974 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,167 - Baby. Let's go. - Oh, God. 975 00:51:23,297 --> 00:51:25,430 - Okay. - Ready? 976 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,432 - Yep. - Cradle her head. 977 00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:28,824 One, two, three. 978 00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:32,219 Oh, God. 979 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:33,829 She's heavy. 980 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,179 It's dead weight, baby. 981 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:36,919 Throw your back into it. 982 00:51:38,747 --> 00:51:40,184 Lift with your legs, baby. 983 00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:41,750 Yeah, baby. I know, I know. Okay. 984 00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:44,231 Oh, God. Okay, I-I-I need to put her down. 985 00:51:44,362 --> 00:51:45,885 - Where? - Uh, on the floor? 986 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:47,234 - The floor is dirty. - Okay. 987 00:51:47,365 --> 00:51:48,627 - Uh, on the table. - Okay. 988 00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:49,802 Okay. 989 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,065 Okay. 990 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:53,545 - Just hold her. - Oh, God. 991 00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:55,938 Hurry up. 992 00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:58,027 Well, I don't want to break her stemware. 993 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,246 - Okay. All right, ready? - Okay. 994 00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:00,639 - Yep. - Okay. 995 00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:02,162 Just come here, Zia. 996 00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:03,032 There we go, Zia. 997 00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:05,557 There we go, babe. There we go. 998 00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:07,820 - Let's just slide her back. - Okay. Slide her down. 999 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:10,170 Oh! 1000 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:11,911 You got to quit breaking her bones, man. 1001 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,956 - I'm not breaking her bones! - Oh, God. 1002 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:15,871 Okay. Okay. -Okay, we just need to find her car keys. 1003 00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:18,439 Okay. Okay. Uh, by the door. 1004 00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:20,093 - By the door, I think. - Okay, okay, okay. 1005 00:52:21,486 --> 00:52:23,140 - Okay, I got 'em. - Okay. 1006 00:52:25,664 --> 00:52:26,317 Oh. 1007 00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:48,643 This is real. 1008 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:06,226 We're not bad people. 1009 00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:09,011 We're supposed to be on our anniversary, for fuck's sake. 1010 00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:11,753 Okay, Dom, don't freak out. 1011 00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,364 If you freak out, then I freak out, okay? 1012 00:53:13,494 --> 00:53:14,669 Just go call someone. 1013 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,889 Okay. Okay. 1014 00:53:17,019 --> 00:53:19,413 The phone. 1015 00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:21,198 Call on the phone. 1016 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:25,985 Dom? 1017 00:53:30,468 --> 00:53:31,860 Are we sure that's a good idea? 1018 00:53:31,991 --> 00:53:33,645 Jesus Christ! 1019 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:35,212 Yeah. 1020 00:53:35,342 --> 00:53:37,605 Jesus Christ. 1021 00:53:37,736 --> 00:53:40,434 She had Jesus Christ in her life. 1022 00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:43,045 And it was a long life and a beautiful life, 1023 00:53:43,176 --> 00:53:45,526 but it is over now, okay? 1024 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:49,530 And I will not risk my-- ours-- our family's life, 1025 00:53:49,661 --> 00:53:51,663 because she tumbled down a flight of stairs! 1026 00:53:51,793 --> 00:53:53,578 Okay. Dom, just don't yell at me right now. 1027 00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:55,797 Look! 1028 00:53:55,928 --> 00:53:57,799 A lost rental car? 1029 00:53:57,930 --> 00:53:59,323 We can handle that. 1030 00:53:59,453 --> 00:54:00,846 That's just some insurance bullshit. 1031 00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:02,674 But a dead body? 1032 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,676 We have a child coming, 1033 00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:08,332 and we cannot get involved in all of this 1034 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:11,813 and jeopardize our child's future. 1035 00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:13,554 Yes. You are right. 1036 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,776 Oh, f... 1037 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:18,820 Fuck! 1038 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,999 - What are you doing? - Getting rid of the evidence. 1039 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,001 Help me. 1040 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,570 There we go. 1041 00:54:32,573 --> 00:54:34,532 Uh... 1042 00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:35,141 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1043 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,229 Yes, I'm trying. 1044 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,193 Pulled you out like a little bitch. 1045 00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:50,287 - Are those... - Yes, these are our car keys 1046 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:52,158 'cause this is the man who took our keys. 1047 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,812 Thank you. 1048 00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:56,118 Ah, it was nothing. 1049 00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,424 Uh, well, how-how did you get it out? 1050 00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,557 It was... it was really stuck. 1051 00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,341 I mean, we didn't even know how to... 1052 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,475 Why would you know how to? 1053 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:08,392 You from, uh, city, no? You don't know dirt. 1054 00:55:08,522 --> 00:55:11,482 I would tell how, but, uh... 1055 00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:14,441 you will not be in this situation again, right? 1056 00:55:14,572 --> 00:55:15,964 Right. 1057 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:22,841 Uh, I, uh... 1058 00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:25,496 I apologize for earlier. 1059 00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:30,631 Uh, my... my attitude was not correct. 1060 00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:33,504 Pedro was so mad you blocked the road to his farm. 1061 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:35,854 Oh, we're so sorry about that. I mean... 1062 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:36,942 I don't mind to help. 1063 00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:40,206 Just, uh, so tired. 1064 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,295 Uh, was out hunting all day. 1065 00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,819 And, uh, was in the middle of sex 1066 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:47,126 when I get the call to come, so, uh... 1067 00:55:47,256 --> 00:55:49,563 I come, and then I come. 1068 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,870 Well, we're sorry about that, too. 1069 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,308 Uh, just been a very long time. 1070 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:59,530 Uh, I knew how important it was 1071 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:03,490 for my mother to have you here tonight. 1072 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,885 Your mother? 1073 00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:09,931 Sì. When she say, "Massimo, come relieve these men," 1074 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:11,933 I knew I must come. 1075 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:14,980 "Mamma, Mamma, okay, okay." 1076 00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:19,158 Uh, she's, uh... so excited. 1077 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:22,857 You give her, uh, new life. 1078 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,558 Uh, before this, uh, 1079 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,343 she not even wanting to cook ever again. 1080 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:33,607 But when she found out she had fans 1081 00:56:33,738 --> 00:56:35,566 and that you come so far to eat her... 1082 00:56:35,696 --> 00:56:39,047 - I'm sorry? - Eat... eat with her? 1083 00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,267 Sì, Si. This, uh... my English. 1084 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,834 Our Italian. 1085 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:46,185 You really, uh, 1086 00:56:46,315 --> 00:56:47,839 bring her back to life. 1087 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,191 This the woman I know, you know? 1088 00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:56,674 So, many thank-yous, to youse. 1089 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,807 Well, a toast, uh, uh... Ma? 1090 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,160 She's deaf. 1091 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,075 You know what? 1092 00:57:07,206 --> 00:57:08,642 We're driving, so we probably shouldn't drink, 1093 00:57:08,773 --> 00:57:10,644 and we should probably be going. 1094 00:57:10,775 --> 00:57:14,169 No, no. Massimo? 1095 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,606 Sì? 1096 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:17,390 There's something we need to tell you. 1097 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:18,870 - Dom. - Your mother... 1098 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,220 Dom. 1099 00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:23,527 - Sì? - She, uh... 1100 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:26,965 Makes the best pizza we've ever tasted in our entire lives. 1101 00:57:27,095 --> 00:57:28,706 Well... 1102 00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:33,580 Well, is true, this. 1103 00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:35,669 Uh... 1104 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,673 I tell to you, 1105 00:57:39,804 --> 00:57:41,588 she live for this night. 1106 00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:46,114 For you to care about her cooking. 1107 00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,987 Is more the case now that, uh, 1108 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:51,163 my brother Giovanni... 1109 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:55,689 ...is, uh, die. 1110 00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,778 Is gone. 1111 00:57:57,909 --> 00:57:59,911 Uh, pass away. 1112 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,915 Hmm. Sorry. 1113 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:07,092 Yes, and, uh, my father... 1114 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,746 he have, uh... 1115 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:13,533 coma stroke, uh, when my brother die. 1116 00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:16,667 Now he on, uh... 1117 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:20,366 iron lung six month. 1118 00:58:21,410 --> 00:58:23,804 Ah, I say too much. 1119 00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:25,458 Uh, we drink. 1120 00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:26,938 I find some grappa. You like? 1121 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:27,765 You will like. 1122 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,637 You no go till we drink together. 1123 00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:31,551 Okay. 1124 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,816 Let's go now. Let's go now. 1125 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,517 Open it. Open it. 1126 00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:41,692 - You open it. - You open it. 1127 00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:43,041 - You have the keys. - I don't... Oh, wait. 1128 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,390 - You... - I don't... I... 1129 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,784 - Okay, uh, I do. - No. 1130 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,089 I have the keys, uh, but I do not have the phone. 1131 00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:49,177 - Well, go get your phone. - I'm going. 1132 00:58:49,308 --> 00:58:50,439 - Ciao. - Hi. 1133 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:52,180 - Oh! - Sorry, sorry to jump you. 1134 00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,747 - Oh, no. - Um... 1135 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:56,533 - I am Francesca. - Uh-huh. 1136 00:58:58,056 --> 00:58:59,274 - Oh, great. - Oh, okay. 1137 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:02,190 Sì, um... you-you Finnish? 1138 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,497 Yeah, uh, no, we're American. 1139 00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:05,411 No, finish with the dinner. 1140 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,195 - Uh, yeah. - Uh-huh. 1141 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:09,328 - I know who you... - You do? 1142 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:12,418 Sì. You the, um... uh... 1143 00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,074 Luciana tell me all about you. 1144 00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:17,815 - Ah. - She did? 1145 00:59:17,945 --> 00:59:19,991 Ah. Dom and Cole, uh, from Los Angeles. 1146 00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,166 - I know everything. - Uh-huh. 1147 00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:23,429 Okay. Everything? 1148 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,387 You leaving? 1149 00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:26,954 - Yeah, yeah, we got to go. - Yeah. 1150 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:28,782 Yeah. -In fact, I got to go get my phone. 1151 00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:29,696 - Yeah, grab the phone and... - So nice to meet you. Bye. 1152 00:59:29,827 --> 00:59:31,089 - Okay. - Yeah, we're just gonna... 1153 00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:32,220 We'll be on our way. 1154 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,442 - Another. Another. Yes. - Oh, uh, thank-thank you. 1155 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:37,617 - Come. - Thank you. 1156 00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:42,535 You are wet. 1157 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,754 Uh, yeah. 1158 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,233 Where you go? 1159 00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,584 Just coming to get my phone. 1160 00:59:47,714 --> 00:59:48,802 Your mom was charging it for me and... 1161 00:59:48,933 --> 00:59:50,761 That is, uh... 1162 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:54,634 This, uh... 1163 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,072 It is, uh... 1164 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:00,684 This my... 1165 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:05,384 This my brother's shirt-- Giovanni. 1166 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:06,559 - Yeah. - I buy for him. 1167 01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:07,516 - Yeah. Your mom. - I know this. 1168 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,562 - How you get? - Your mom... 1169 01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:12,478 My shirt was muddy, and so your mom... 1170 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,046 - Mamma give you this? - Yeah. 1171 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,178 Mamma give you shirt of my brother? 1172 01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:19,224 Yeah, she gave it to me 'cause she washed my... 1173 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:23,968 No, no, no. 1174 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:25,796 Too soon. 1175 01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:28,102 Giovanni only die a little bit ago. 1176 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,584 I can give you back the shirt. 1177 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:34,239 I-I really don't need to keep it. 1178 01:00:36,502 --> 01:00:39,723 Giovanni was, uh, like you. 1179 01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:41,202 He a gay. 1180 01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:45,859 Uh, she always want him to be happy. 1181 01:00:46,425 --> 01:00:49,776 Make husband, have a family. 1182 01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:53,345 But, uh, it not go like this. 1183 01:00:57,523 --> 01:00:59,177 I'm really sorry. 1184 01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:17,195 - She deaf. - She deaf. Yeah. 1185 01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:19,110 I'm gonna get the phone, and then I'm gonna... 1186 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,025 Ooh. No... 1187 01:01:22,983 --> 01:01:27,814 You two, uh, walk home or, uh, need these? 1188 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,122 Come. 1189 01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:32,689 Drink with me. 1190 01:01:32,819 --> 01:01:34,342 It's just that my husband's outside. 1191 01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:38,216 - He's waiting for... - He figure out. Sit. 1192 01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:39,913 We were just trying to drive back to the city tonight. 1193 01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:41,132 We weren't thinking it was gonna be 1194 01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:43,308 a big late night, so... 1195 01:01:43,438 --> 01:01:45,658 No grappa... 1196 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,442 no leave. 1197 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:54,798 Fuck. 1198 01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,454 Thank you so much. That's... 1199 01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:03,371 - ...really nice of you. - Ah, is nothing. 1200 01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:03,807 I should really go. 1201 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:10,378 You no see, uh, a small, black goat? 1202 01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:11,945 She Luna. 1203 01:02:12,076 --> 01:02:15,079 Oh, no, uh, just, um... just Bella. 1204 01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:19,431 She get scared. 1205 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:21,738 - Oh. - Scared of, um... 1206 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:57,295 Massimo, I'm really sorry for wearing your brother's shirt. 1207 01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:58,992 I'd like to return it. 1208 01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:11,526 You going to be dead. 1209 01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:13,920 What? 1210 01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:16,749 - Dead. You going to be dead. - No. 1211 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,317 - Dead. Is wonderful. - No. No. 1212 01:03:19,447 --> 01:03:20,971 - You going to be dead. - I don't want to be dead! 1213 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,756 - I got to go find Dom. - Or, um, she hide. 1214 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,453 Or in there. 1215 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:27,020 In there, under table, in there. 1216 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:28,979 No, no. No, no, no, she's not in there. 1217 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,981 No, 'cause I would've... I was in there. 1218 01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:32,591 I would've seen her. 1219 01:03:32,721 --> 01:03:34,680 So she's not... not in there. 1220 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,247 Definitely not under the table. 1221 01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,249 Okay, uh... 1222 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:39,032 Well, I'll see you. 1223 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,296 - Ciao. - Bye. 1224 01:03:47,736 --> 01:03:49,826 We celebrate. I-I take head off. 1225 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,479 No. Please don't take the head off. No. 1226 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,220 - You going to be dead. - I don't want to be dead! 1227 01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:55,919 Why not? Is great. It happens when it happens. 1228 01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:57,181 - You going to be dead. - No, please. 1229 01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:58,922 - Dead, dead, dead! - I don't want to be dead! 1230 01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,012 Fuck. 1231 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:03,709 Is pathetic. Come here! You going to be dead. 1232 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:04,971 - I don't want to. - Dead. 1233 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,150 Ay, uh... 1234 01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,634 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1235 01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:16,722 I'm sorry. 1236 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,072 Cole, you stabbed him. 1237 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:21,509 Well, he was gonna... I just needed to... 1238 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,167 Oh! 1239 01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:34,131 Why you treat me like town horse? 1240 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:39,788 I come to say you going to be dead. 1241 01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:41,355 Why? 1242 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:43,183 - No. - Dead. 1243 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,059 Sorry. 1244 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,017 Sorry. Sorry. 1245 01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:52,584 Sorry. 1246 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:00,984 Oh, God. 1247 01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:04,944 Oh! 1248 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:19,132 You stabbed him! 1249 01:05:19,263 --> 01:05:21,004 You stabbed him first! 1250 01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:21,656 Well, I was trying to protect you. 1251 01:05:21,787 --> 01:05:22,788 I was trying to protect you. 1252 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,224 - God. - Are you hurt? 1253 01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:25,704 - No, I'm fine. I'm just scared. - Okay. 1254 01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:26,574 - Okay. Okay. - Oh, God. 1255 01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:28,141 Is he... 1256 01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:30,056 I don't know. 1257 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:31,623 - Okay, here we go! - Okay, flip him. 1258 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:37,890 Oh, God, there's so much blood. 1259 01:05:38,021 --> 01:05:39,718 Oh, so much blood. 1260 01:05:39,848 --> 01:05:42,460 - It was an accident, right? - It was self-defense. 1261 01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:44,462 He was gonna kill you. He was gonna stab you with that knife. 1262 01:05:44,592 --> 01:05:45,506 And then he was gonna drink that champagne. 1263 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,857 Oh, God. This is all your fault! 1264 01:05:48,988 --> 01:05:49,815 - What? - You planned this trip, 1265 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,164 and now two people are dead. 1266 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,949 We've killed two people. 1267 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,124 - We're gonna go to jail. - No, we're Americans. 1268 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,473 They can't. 1269 01:05:57,736 --> 01:05:59,868 - Oh! - Holy shit. 1270 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,958 - He's not dead. - He's alive. 1271 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:03,350 - What do we do? - We can save him. 1272 01:06:03,481 --> 01:06:04,612 What? 1273 01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:05,874 - We can do CPR. - No. 1274 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:08,790 Yes! Um, Massimo, stay with us. 1275 01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:11,619 We-we're gonna do, uh... we're gonna do CPR. 1276 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,099 You got to do the mouth part. 1277 01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:14,405 - Me? - Yes, you do the mouth part! 1278 01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:15,841 You did it for Zia. 1279 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,756 Look how well it went. 1280 01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:19,627 I can't do it. I've got a deviated septum. 1281 01:06:19,758 --> 01:06:22,195 I can't get any power behind it. 1282 01:06:22,326 --> 01:06:24,458 - Come on, baby, you got this. - Oh, God. 1283 01:06:24,589 --> 01:06:26,156 No blood-borne pathogens. No blood-borne pathogens. 1284 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,592 Oh, God. 1285 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,856 Oh, God. 1286 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,423 Go in. Go in. 1287 01:06:32,553 --> 01:06:34,120 Yeah. Good job, baby. 1288 01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:35,861 Good job. 1289 01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:38,820 - Yes. - Oh, God. 1290 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,216 Good. 1291 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:53,226 Oh, my God. 1292 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,923 You-you saved him. 1293 01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:56,577 Well, we killed him first. 1294 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,883 Yes, but now we've saved him. 1295 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,972 Massimo, this was all just 1296 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:01,539 a full-blown miscommunication, okay? 1297 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:04,542 Just stay with us. 1298 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,587 - Oh, good. There, there. - There we go. Stay with us. 1299 01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:07,675 What do we do now? 1300 01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:10,026 Dottore. 1301 01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:12,550 - What... - Dottore. 1302 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,986 Dottore. Dottore. 1303 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:15,857 He needs a doctor. Yes. 1304 01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:17,598 Massimo, a doctor is on the way. 1305 01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:19,992 - Dom? - What? He doesn't know. 1306 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,125 We've got to stay positive right now. 1307 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:25,258 Okay. Chiamo un dottore. 1308 01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:27,260 The Duolingo's really starting to kick in. 1309 01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:29,349 - You sound great, baby. - Okay. 1310 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,003 It's the phone. 1311 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:31,960 - Get the phone. - Okay. 1312 01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:33,136 Okay. 1313 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,922 You're doing great. 1314 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,097 Okay. 1315 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:42,710 Baby, baby, it's Candace. 1316 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,277 What? We have to get it. 1317 01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:46,192 - I know. Wait, where? Where? - Uh... 1318 01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:47,454 - There. - Okay, right here. Okay. 1319 01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:49,195 - Okay. - Okay. 1320 01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,633 Baby, your face is covered in blood. 1321 01:07:52,764 --> 01:07:54,070 Baby, you're totally covered in blood. 1322 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,506 - Okay. Okay. - We need to clean this up. 1323 01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,811 Okay. 1324 01:07:58,378 --> 01:08:00,250 - Okay. Okay. - Uh... 1325 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,643 - What's my hair doing? - Baby. 1326 01:08:02,774 --> 01:08:03,470 Okay. 1327 01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:04,558 Ready? 1328 01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:06,299 Hey. 1329 01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:07,735 Oh, hey, guys. There you are. 1330 01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,520 Hi. Hi. 1331 01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:11,043 Yeah. Oh, are you okay? 1332 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:11,826 Are-are you in the hospital? 1333 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:14,264 I am. I'm just, uh... 1334 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,918 I'm just, uh... Wh-Where are you guys? 1335 01:08:17,049 --> 01:08:18,616 Oh, we're just having a very, uh, 1336 01:08:18,746 --> 01:08:20,270 - just relaxed dinner at home. - Oh, pizza night. 1337 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:25,753 Um, can you just excuse me one quick second? 1338 01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:29,192 So, what's going on with you? 1339 01:08:29,322 --> 01:08:30,628 I'm sorry. Hey, man, I really 1340 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:32,282 need you to just keep it down for one quick second. 1341 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:33,413 This is a really important phone call. 1342 01:08:33,544 --> 01:08:35,459 Okay? 1343 01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:37,417 Okay? Stay with me. 1344 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,419 Um, I've been trying to get ahold of you 1345 01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:41,334 'cause the baby's coming. 1346 01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:43,510 What? 1347 01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:45,077 Yeah, yeah. 1348 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:46,078 I guess he maybe heard your voice 1349 01:08:46,209 --> 01:08:48,385 and decided that it was time, 1350 01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,648 because my water broke after I spoke to you guys. 1351 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:52,693 So, I'm in the hospital. Uh, my sister's 1352 01:08:52,824 --> 01:08:54,304 been trying to reach you guys, so you probably have 1353 01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,349 - a bunch of missed calls. - Oh, n... 1354 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,003 We're so sorry about that. We're really sorry. 1355 01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,787 No, everything is totally fine here. 1356 01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:02,094 I-I know. It's okay. I just... I was, like, really anxious, 1357 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,401 and, um, I-I... maybe I thought 1358 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:05,880 something had maybe happened to you guys, so... 1359 01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:08,013 No. No, no, no. 1360 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,101 No, nothing out of the ordinary. 1361 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,015 No. 1362 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,104 That's a relief. Um, yeah. 1363 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:14,802 I didn't want to be panicked while I was going into labor. 1364 01:09:14,933 --> 01:09:16,413 No, we don't want that. 1365 01:09:16,543 --> 01:09:18,328 - He's dead. He's dead. - Our phones died. 1366 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,069 And, um, but now they're charged. 1367 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,115 - Yeah. - And, um, we're here. 1368 01:09:23,246 --> 01:09:25,335 And how is the... how is the-the birthing going? 1369 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:27,163 How is... how are you feeling? 1370 01:09:27,293 --> 01:09:29,687 Good. Everything's good. I'm five centimeters dilated, 1371 01:09:29,817 --> 01:09:32,777 and the doctor says the baby's heartbeat is very, very strong. 1372 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,474 - Okay. - And I'm good. 1373 01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:36,433 He just really wants out. 1374 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:39,175 This is just, like, all just so much, right? 1375 01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:41,394 Yeah, yeah, well, we will pull ourselves together here, 1376 01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:44,484 and, um, we'll... we'll get to the airport. 1377 01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:45,964 I'm so glad I got you guys. I'm so glad. 1378 01:09:46,094 --> 01:09:47,400 - Well, we are, too. - Yeah. 1379 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:48,401 And we will see you very, very soon. 1380 01:09:48,532 --> 01:09:50,055 Yes. 1381 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,099 The doctor's coming in real quick. 1382 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:52,318 I'm gonna call you guys back, okay? 1383 01:09:52,449 --> 01:09:54,059 - Oh, go. Go, go. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1384 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,366 Bye! 1385 01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:03,286 We're gonna be dads. 1386 01:10:10,162 --> 01:10:11,511 He was saying, "You're gonna be dad." 1387 01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:17,909 This can't be happening. 1388 01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:20,868 Why is this happening to us right now? 1389 01:10:20,999 --> 01:10:22,392 I don't know. 1390 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,134 Hey. 1391 01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,658 Look. 1392 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,877 It's okay. 1393 01:10:30,008 --> 01:10:31,879 It's okay to be scared. 1394 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:33,664 - Are you scared? - Yes. 1395 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:36,623 I'm terrified. 1396 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:39,060 - But you're gonna be okay. - I don't know. 1397 01:10:39,191 --> 01:10:42,194 I don't know. I... 1398 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:43,674 I feel like I'm gonna... I feel like I'm gonna pass out. 1399 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:44,936 No. 1400 01:10:46,024 --> 01:10:47,373 No. 1401 01:10:47,504 --> 01:10:49,984 Whatever happens, 1402 01:10:50,115 --> 01:10:52,987 I love you so much. 1403 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:54,902 I love you, too. 1404 01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:04,564 Now we need to go. 1405 01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:06,349 We need to go to the airport right now. -Yes. 1406 01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:08,394 Let's go. 1407 01:11:10,048 --> 01:11:11,963 What about him? 1408 01:11:13,921 --> 01:11:15,923 We killed him twice. 1409 01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:18,143 - We saved him once. - I know. 1410 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,493 CPR-- it's-it's a hoax. 1411 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:22,930 - It never works. - And he was gonna kill us. 1412 01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:24,192 As soon as he saw his dead mom, 1413 01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:25,716 - he was gonna kill us. - For sure. 1414 01:11:25,846 --> 01:11:26,891 We were holding our ground. 1415 01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,806 - Exactly. - Yeah. 1416 01:11:28,936 --> 01:11:31,461 And we are the only two people who know what happened. 1417 01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:33,767 D-Does that seems like we committed a crime? 1418 01:11:33,898 --> 01:11:35,682 Yes. 1419 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:38,511 That's why we need to go get our son right now. 1420 01:11:38,642 --> 01:11:40,252 - Yes. Let's go. - Okay. 1421 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,298 I'll get the keys. 1422 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,690 Oh, God. What should we do with this? 1423 01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:44,996 Uh... 1424 01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,263 Uh, I can explain. It's not what it looks like! 1425 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,570 No, no, no. 1426 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,180 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1427 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,095 Get her. I'll find the keys. 1428 01:11:57,225 --> 01:11:58,879 Wait, wait. Wait, wait. 1429 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:09,847 Slow down. 1430 01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,544 Why are you running? 1431 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,043 Francesca? 1432 01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:35,655 Francesca, this whole thing is just a... 1433 01:12:35,786 --> 01:12:37,570 a real misunderstanding. 1434 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,790 We could just explain 1435 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,269 that, um... 1436 01:12:43,271 --> 01:12:46,753 ...that, uh, we're good guys 1437 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:51,192 and, um, if we just got a chance to, uh... 1438 01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:53,020 to maybe talk this through... 1439 01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,723 Okay. 1440 01:13:02,029 --> 01:13:06,033 Zia Luciana was, uh... 1441 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:09,994 in the kitchen, and she... she fell down some stairs. 1442 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:13,824 And, uh, I swear we were... 1443 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:16,827 we were trying to revive her. 1444 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,830 And Massimo... 1445 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,920 well, Massimo was trying to kill my husband, 1446 01:13:23,050 --> 01:13:24,748 so I had to do something. 1447 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:25,966 It was self-defense. 1448 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,274 Fuck! 1449 01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,716 Okay. 1450 01:13:36,847 --> 01:13:38,544 Francesca... 1451 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,328 I just want to talk to you. 1452 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:42,853 Cole. 1453 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,160 Oh, wrong keys! 1454 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,392 I just want to talk. 1455 01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:01,872 Okay? 1456 01:14:06,093 --> 01:14:07,312 Oh, God. 1457 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,532 Fate fagotto e andatevene. 1458 01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:11,664 What? 1459 01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:13,361 Cazzo. 1460 01:14:13,492 --> 01:14:16,408 Fate fagotto e andatevene! 1461 01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:18,323 Did you just call me a faggot? 1462 01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:55,229 Shit. Shit. 1463 01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,232 - Oh... - Oh, my God. 1464 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:00,800 You hit her. 1465 01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:02,280 No. 1466 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:04,238 It was so dark, and then I... 1467 01:15:04,369 --> 01:15:06,676 the goat... so I-I did that, 1468 01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:08,242 and it's like sh-she hit the car. 1469 01:15:08,373 --> 01:15:10,462 It was an accident. 1470 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:12,464 Oh, God. 1471 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:13,726 Okay, but this has to be the last one. 1472 01:15:13,857 --> 01:15:14,945 Absolutely. 1473 01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:16,990 I don't want to do this anymore. 1474 01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:18,731 No, this can't be, like, a thing we start doing in L.A. 1475 01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:20,167 - Yeah. - She called me a fag. 1476 01:15:20,298 --> 01:15:21,168 - What? - Yeah. 1477 01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:22,692 Gross. 1478 01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:23,954 Like five times. 1479 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,738 Toxic. 1480 01:15:25,869 --> 01:15:27,305 Are you okay? 1481 01:15:27,435 --> 01:15:28,741 I mean, I've been better. 1482 01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:35,269 Oh, my God. 1483 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:39,926 Well, let's... 1484 01:15:40,057 --> 01:15:42,233 - Let's throw her in the truck. - Oh, God. 1485 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:44,235 Okay. 1486 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:48,021 I feel like we would've been friends with them. 1487 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:50,894 - Fuckin' A. - Okay. 1488 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:53,331 - Okay. - All right. 1489 01:15:53,461 --> 01:15:54,201 There we go. 1490 01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:55,463 Okay. 1491 01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:56,595 Oh. 1492 01:15:58,945 --> 01:16:01,078 Well, we can't leave them like this. 1493 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:03,297 Then how are we supposed to, you know, leave them? 1494 01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:09,216 Do you think they have any trash bags? 1495 01:16:09,347 --> 01:16:10,870 - I'll look. - Okay. 1496 01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:14,787 Sorry, guys. 1497 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:38,115 - Dom? - Yeah? 1498 01:16:38,245 --> 01:16:39,333 Come here for a second. 1499 01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,468 What? 1500 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,035 I have an idea. 1501 01:16:54,566 --> 01:16:56,481 - Hmm. - It's for our family. 1502 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,526 Okay. 1503 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,529 Oh, God. 1504 01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:08,319 - I can't. - Okay, put him down. 1505 01:17:09,494 --> 01:17:11,844 Oh, God, he's a big boy. 1506 01:17:11,975 --> 01:17:13,019 Here we go. Ready? 1507 01:17:13,150 --> 01:17:15,543 One, two, three. 1508 01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,633 Massimo. 1509 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,813 Cole, what is happening? 1510 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:25,162 I don't know. 1511 01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,380 I thought we killed her. 1512 01:17:26,511 --> 01:17:27,860 Massimo. 1513 01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,340 Cole? 1514 01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:33,866 Cole, do something! 1515 01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:42,788 That one's on you. 1516 01:17:42,919 --> 01:17:44,877 Okay. Okay. 1517 01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:46,923 Okay, CPR works. 1518 01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:48,272 - Baby, good job. - All right. You, too. 1519 01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:49,273 Okay, here we go. 1520 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,972 - Okay. He's heavy. - Here we go. 1521 01:18:19,129 --> 01:18:20,870 Here. Put these on. 1522 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,436 It's the best I could find. 1523 01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:26,832 Wait. That's what you're wearing? 1524 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:27,528 Yes. 1525 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:31,097 Oh. 1526 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:35,406 Hurry up. 1527 01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:40,411 Okay. I got it. 1528 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:41,891 - I got the rest. - Okay. 1529 01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:30,417 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes, I see a paradise ♪ 1530 01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:35,988 ♪ This world that I found is too good to be true ♪ 1531 01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:39,426 ♪ Standin' here beside you, want so much... ♪ 1532 01:19:39,557 --> 01:19:41,907 "On our way to the airport. See you soon." 1533 01:19:42,038 --> 01:19:44,518 Okay. 1534 01:19:44,649 --> 01:19:46,999 - Can you put your seat belt on? - I will in a minute. 1535 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,958 Can... We've had enough accidents today. Can... 1536 01:19:49,088 --> 01:19:50,786 I just want to get out onto the road. 1537 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:51,221 Can you just put the seat belt on, please? 1538 01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:52,004 All right. 1539 01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:55,921 - Oh, fuck. - What? 1540 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:57,227 - Oh, Dom. - What? 1541 01:19:57,357 --> 01:19:58,315 I forgot about the old man. 1542 01:19:58,445 --> 01:19:59,795 What old man? 1543 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:02,362 Zia's husband, in the iron lung. 1544 01:20:02,493 --> 01:20:05,017 I was gonna tell you, but then, you know, we started 1545 01:20:05,148 --> 01:20:07,106 - killing people and... - Right, right. 1546 01:20:07,237 --> 01:20:08,629 Oh, oh, oh, it's Candace. 1547 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:10,588 She said, "I knew you could do it. Hurry." 1548 01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:12,895 Aw, she is... she's the best. 1549 01:20:13,025 --> 01:20:13,504 Hey, would you put your seat belt on? 1550 01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:14,984 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 1551 01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:16,159 It's not just... Put on your seat... 1552 01:20:29,607 --> 01:20:33,002 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 1553 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:36,701 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1554 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,399 ♪ We'll still have each other 1555 01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:42,141 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us 1556 01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:44,665 - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... - ♪ And we can 1557 01:20:44,796 --> 01:20:46,450 ♪ Build this dream together 1558 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:48,931 ♪ Standing strong forever 1559 01:20:49,061 --> 01:20:51,803 - ♪ Whoa - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... 1560 01:22:57,537 --> 01:22:58,843 Cool? 1561 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:07,460 Ah. "Cool." 1562 01:23:34,879 --> 01:23:36,141 - Here? - Yeah. 1563 01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:38,535 Okay. 1564 01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,580 - I think it's that one. - Yeah, yeah. 1565 01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:42,408 - Just walk fast but, like... - But not... Don't run, 1566 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:43,540 - 'cause then that looks... - We're not running, 1567 01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:45,063 but we're at the airport. 1568 01:23:45,194 --> 01:23:46,108 We're allowed to be in a bit of a hurry. 1569 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:48,719 Let me do the talking. 1570 01:23:48,849 --> 01:23:50,547 Yeah, of course. 1571 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:52,462 Hi. Can we have two tickets to Pittsburgh, please? 1572 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:56,335 I have two first class tickets, 1573 01:23:56,466 --> 01:23:57,989 connecting through Charlotte, departing 9:25. 1574 01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,295 - We'll take 'em. - Great. 1575 01:24:01,514 --> 01:24:02,080 Baby. 1576 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,911 Cut myself shaving. 1577 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,218 Accidents happen. 1578 01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:11,046 You have no idea. 1579 01:24:14,701 --> 01:24:16,790 Oh. Yes. 1580 01:24:34,156 --> 01:24:35,679 I know, I know. 1581 01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:36,723 - Shh. - Sorry. 1582 01:24:36,854 --> 01:24:38,160 Come on. 1583 01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:50,955 - Excuse me. Scusi. - Scusi. 1584 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,478 Scusi. Grazie. 1585 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:55,264 Scusi. 1586 01:25:07,798 --> 01:25:09,539 - Ciao. - Hi. 1587 01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:11,106 Did you enjoy Italy? 1588 01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:11,758 Yeah, it was great. The pizza was great. 1589 01:25:11,889 --> 01:25:12,846 It's all great. 1590 01:25:12,977 --> 01:25:14,718 Domenico Collosimo, stop! 1591 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:16,502 I got you. 1592 01:25:16,633 --> 01:25:18,548 I'll take the fall. 1593 01:25:18,678 --> 01:25:19,853 - You take our baby. - Okay. 1594 01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:22,291 - Hmm? - Americani. 1595 01:25:22,421 --> 01:25:23,814 You think you leaving the country? 1596 01:25:25,555 --> 01:25:28,340 I'm glad that I caught you just in time. 1597 01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:31,300 It was just an accident. Acc-Accidents happen. 1598 01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:32,562 We-we didn't mean to do anything wrong. 1599 01:25:32,692 --> 01:25:34,129 Mm-mm. 1600 01:25:34,259 --> 01:25:37,088 Could have be big, big problem. 1601 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:46,924 You left your passport. 1602 01:25:47,054 --> 01:25:48,273 Oh, you idiot. 1603 01:25:50,275 --> 01:25:52,234 Be pretty hard to come back in United States without it. 1604 01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:53,235 Thank you. 1605 01:25:57,108 --> 01:25:58,327 - Yeah. - Grazie mille. 1606 01:25:58,457 --> 01:25:59,502 You are welcome. 1607 01:25:59,632 --> 01:26:01,112 Thank you. 1608 01:26:01,243 --> 01:26:02,809 Six of you to return my passport. 1609 01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:04,289 - Yeah. Must be a slow day. - Okay. Yeah. 1610 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,465 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. 1611 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:07,858 - Thank you. - Enjoy your flight. 1612 01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:09,903 - Thank you. - Bye-bye. 1613 01:26:10,034 --> 01:26:11,905 Oh. 1614 01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:15,387 Were you really gonna leave me here? 1615 01:26:15,518 --> 01:26:17,302 Baby, it would be a sacrifice for me, too. 1616 01:26:27,269 --> 01:26:28,879 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1617 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:49,465 - Okay. - What's the room number? 1618 01:26:49,595 --> 01:26:51,902 I don't... I think it was, like, 402 or... 1619 01:26:53,643 --> 01:26:55,471 Hello. Uh, we're Dom and Cole. 1620 01:26:55,601 --> 01:26:57,081 - We're looking for Candace. - Uh, yeah. 1621 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:58,996 - They moved her in 401. - Okay. 1622 01:26:59,126 --> 01:26:59,910 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1623 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,177 My God. 1624 01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:17,536 Come in. 1625 01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:20,887 Hi, guys. 1626 01:27:21,018 --> 01:27:22,367 I can't believe it. 1627 01:27:22,498 --> 01:27:23,586 Wow. 1628 01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:25,065 - Hi. - Hey. 1629 01:27:25,196 --> 01:27:26,458 Hi. How are you? 1630 01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:28,068 I can't believe you're here. 1631 01:27:28,199 --> 01:27:28,895 We're sorry we're late. 1632 01:27:29,026 --> 01:27:30,462 It's okay. I'm-I'm... 1633 01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:32,464 W-We're... Everything is... 1634 01:27:32,595 --> 01:27:33,944 It's okay. 1635 01:27:36,903 --> 01:27:38,775 And this is your boy. 1636 01:27:38,905 --> 01:27:40,559 Do you want to hold... I'm sorry. 1637 01:27:40,690 --> 01:27:41,473 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We just... 1638 01:27:41,604 --> 01:27:42,779 - I slept. I was... - Yeah. 1639 01:27:42,909 --> 01:27:44,781 We just fell asleep. 1640 01:27:44,911 --> 01:27:46,130 Hi, guy. You want to get up? 1641 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:48,045 Oh, hi, guy. 1642 01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:49,481 Hey. 1643 01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:51,309 Oh, he's awake. 1644 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:52,832 Hi. Hey. 1645 01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:57,620 Hi, little cutie. 1646 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,012 Oh, hey. 1647 01:28:00,536 --> 01:28:01,406 Hi. 1648 01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:04,148 Wow. 1649 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,803 Just like that. 1650 01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:08,021 There it is. 1651 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:10,937 He's your son. 1652 01:28:12,548 --> 01:28:14,724 He is. 1653 01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:20,860 You are the hero of the story. 1654 01:28:20,991 --> 01:28:22,427 No. 1655 01:28:24,211 --> 01:28:25,387 Thank you. 1656 01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:28,694 So, did you think of a name? 1657 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:33,482 Um, yes. 1658 01:28:33,612 --> 01:28:35,179 It's Giovanni. 1659 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,050 Giovanni. 1660 01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:42,012 It's a family name. 1661 01:28:43,013 --> 01:28:44,231 Thank you. 1662 01:28:53,023 --> 01:28:54,633 We got our baby. 1663 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:58,768 We got our baby boy. 1664 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,730 Hi. 1665 01:29:16,133 --> 01:29:17,569 Okay, ready? And here we go. 1666 01:29:19,441 --> 01:29:21,660 Okay? Take three. 1667 01:29:21,791 --> 01:29:24,315 Let's try to act a little more normal in this one. 1668 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,186 - Here we go. - This is just harder 1669 01:29:26,317 --> 01:29:27,579 - than I remember it being. - I agree. 1670 01:29:27,710 --> 01:29:29,320 Okay. All right. 1671 01:29:29,451 --> 01:29:31,540 "Why do you want another child?" 1672 01:29:31,670 --> 01:29:33,890 Um, why do we want another child? 1673 01:29:34,020 --> 01:29:36,371 Because we want to give your child a great life 1674 01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:38,808 and hopefully have another exciting life experience. 1675 01:29:38,938 --> 01:29:40,592 Yeah, because raising a kid is fun. 1676 01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:43,900 Um, "Talk about the experience 1677 01:29:44,030 --> 01:29:46,076 of picking up your first child from the hospital." 1678 01:29:49,296 --> 01:29:50,689 - Hmm. - Let's skip that one. 1679 01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:51,951 Think we'll skip that one for now. -Yeah. 1680 01:29:52,082 --> 01:29:53,518 I can still hear her head hitting the rock. 1681 01:29:53,649 --> 01:29:55,215 Okay. 1682 01:29:56,956 --> 01:30:00,656 Why don't we call, uh, Dr. Marcie and we'll get a... 1683 01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:02,266 - Get a session on the books? - Session. 1684 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:03,789 That's probably a good idea. 1685 01:30:04,703 --> 01:30:06,139 I'm gonna get a Percodan. 1686 01:30:08,359 --> 01:30:10,666 How do you think those goats are? 1687 01:30:10,796 --> 01:30:12,711 They're alive, right? Bella's still alive? 1688 01:30:12,842 --> 01:30:14,670 Okay. "What, uh... 1689 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,585 What have you learned by becoming a parent?" 1690 01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:19,370 That we would do anything for him. 1691 01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:20,632 Anything. 1692 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,549 Okay, I think we did it. 1693 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:25,550 I think we killed it. 1694 01:30:27,378 --> 01:30:29,206 Oh. 1695 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:31,382 Okay. Okay. Well, we'll cut there. 1696 01:30:31,513 --> 01:30:34,037 Gio, Gio, come on. Hey, buddy, don't lick the camera. 1697 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,604 Okay. 1698 01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:37,649 Here we go. 1699 01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:38,998 Gio, how many dadas do you have? 1700 01:30:39,129 --> 01:30:41,523 I have two dadas. 1701 01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:42,393 - Come here! - I love you! 1702 01:30:42,524 --> 01:30:44,090 - Oh! - Oh, we love you, too. 1703 01:30:44,221 --> 01:30:45,962 Baby. 1704 01:30:46,092 --> 01:30:47,180 Oh! Oh! 1705 01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:52,447 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 1706 01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:53,752 Hi. 1707 01:30:55,188 --> 01:30:56,363 ♪ Hey! 1708 01:32:05,868 --> 01:32:07,086 Sì.