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-[♪ theme music playing] -♪ Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
-♪ Kiff! ♪ -[♪ theme music concludes]
[lightning crashes]
-[♪ spooky music playing] -[both scream]
[narrator] Brought to you by King Kazoo,
the safety kazoo for me and you.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer, Halloween ♪
♪ The leaves are falling It's that time of the year ♪
♪ The season's changing and it's almost here ♪
♪ Are you ready ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer ♪
♪ It's time to get scary ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer ♪
♪ Halloween It's nearly time for Halloween ♪
♪ I wanna see some decorations That are gonna make me scream ♪
♪ A spooky feeling I wish it would never end ♪
♪ There's no beating Trick or Treatin' With your friends ♪
♪ You're gonna wanna get your candy before ♪
♪ All the really good stuff ♪
♪ Sells out of the store Are you ready ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer ♪
♪ It's time to get scary ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer ♪
♪ Halloween You haven't started decorating yet ♪
♪ Just sit back and relax Cause we're on it ♪
♪ Now you're ready ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer ♪
♪ It's time to get scary ♪
♪ It's creeping closer It's creeping closer ♪
♪ Halloween Oh, a chill in the air is here ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! I love this time of the year♪
♪ It's nearly time for Halloween ♪
♪ I wanna see some decorations That are gonna make me scream ♪
♪ A spooky feeling I wish it would never end ♪
♪ There's no beating Trick or Treatin' With your friends ♪
♪ It's nearly time for Halloween ♪
♪ I wanna see some decorations That are gonna make me scream ♪
♪ A spooky feeling I wish it would never end ♪
♪ There's no beating Trick or Treatin' With your friends ♪
♪ It's creeping closer, it's creeping closer, Halloween ♪
[♪ song concludes]
All righty. Everyone in town has now been prepped
for a point-perfect Halloween on Friday.
[gasps] We're gonna be late for school!
Ooh! Let's take the shortcut through Miss McGravy's old yard.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-In you go! -[all giggling]
[Kiff] Whee!
[in Dracula accent] Welcome to Helenween!
Please take a safety kazoo.
Um...
If you get scared in the haunted house, just blow.
[kazoo sounds]
The… the silly sound reminds you
that it's… it's all just make-believe.
A kazoo for you! And also you.
[kazoo sounds]
Mm. Comforting.
-[♪ spooky music playing] -And you.
And also you.
-[spider cackles] -Ew!
Scary!
-Whoa! -[kazoo sounds]
I sit atop the stoop
and watch Helen and the pigeons mingle, mingle.
[imitates pigeon]
I'm a scary woman who wished I could marry Helen
but died before I could.
Ask me anything.
This whole thing is Helen themed.
Helen put on the dancing shoes, and now she can never stop.
-Wow. -Yeah, no.
Where are you going?
Helen is speaking to you in the third person.
What are we gonna do now?
I know of a fun hang.
Miss McGravy's house.
Good ol' reliable Miss McGravy's house will always be…
-Sold? -Sold what?
[Lance] Sold the house!
Done deal! And I only got my realtor's license last week!
[brakes squeal]
Taryn, Ta, look at this dump!
-What did you make us buy? -Dump?
You have no vision, Marcus.
Whimsical tire swing? Out of here.
We rip out the grass and put in plastic turf.
Mm! I can smell the plastic already.
Old rickety fence
that any grimy little kid could crawl through?
No. Reinforced concrete? Beautiful.
Ugh! That tree house? It's hideous.
Oh, We'll get rid of that.
What do we want a tree house for? [chuckles]
To hold all our wishes and dreams? [laughs]
We can cut out the whole tree actually.
I have a lot of outdoor gym equipment.
Mm. No problem.
I know a guy that could get that done in a day.
-[Marcus] I got a guy. -[Lance] No, you gotta use my guy.
But either way,
you could do anything you want
after you pick up the keys on the 31st.
[chuckles] Halloween.
So, this will all be gone? Our shortcut? This tree?
That knot in the wood that resembles Mr. RiPeppa ?
So, that's it. The famous McGravy backyard,
beloved by children for generations,
will be walled off and turned into an outdoor gym.
Hmm...
So many memories.
Remember when Trevor got stuck in the tire swing?
[chuckles] And our annual leaf pile jumping contest.
And who could forget the incident with Kiff's ear?
-Aw. Yeah. Yeah. -Deep cut backstory stuff right there.
-It's all there. -So memorable. Jeez.
Kiff, would you like to do a reminisce?
[♪ sentimental music playing]
Kiff, would you like a push?
No, thanks.
But I sure could do with a hug.
[♪ spooky music playing]
-Hey, Kiff. -Hey, Bar.
I know it's Halloween and all, but I'm just not feeling it.
-You still thinking about McGravy's house? -Yeah. You?
Yeah. Hang on, Trevor's calling. I'm gonna add him.
-Go for Trev. -What? No, Trevor, you called me.
I did? Hang on, Candle's calling.
Trevor, are we meeting at yours or mine to go trick or treating?
You guys are trick or treating together?
-Ugh. Hang on. -Uh. Hello? Did I butt-dial again?
[Renée] Reggie, this always happens with you.
Wait, is Renée there?
You two are hanging out? We'll unpack that another day.
I can't believe you're all carrying on as if everything is normal.
It's all over for McGravy's tomorrow.
The calendar transition showed seven days have passed, Kiff.
-That's enough time to mourn and move on. -Come on, Reggie.
Remember that time your phone was about to die?
If it weren't for McGravy's shortcut,
you wouldn't have made it home in time to plug it in.
This is true.
Maybe we should return to the old haunt, you know?
-One last time. -Barry, that's it!
I'm getting the sense Kiff is about to say,
"I have a plan. Now, listen up."
Trevor, I'm not that predictable, okay?
I have an idea. Now, hear me out. [chuckles]
[♪ upbeat Halloween music playing]
[Candle] So, just to recap,
we're gonna sacrifice our Halloween,
and instead of trick or treating,
we're gonna turn this place into a haunted house?
Correct, Candle. No one wants to live in a haunted house.
-So, if we do this right… -We keep our yard.
Bada bing. We're gonna haunt this place so good,
they'll be too scared to even come back to this neighborhood.
Okay, everyone's dressed in their scariest outfit.
Renée! You're…
-Uh... -An egg.
Learning a lot about you, Renée. Now, let's do this!
Creepy sheets, I like it. Great idea, Trev.
So, one could say you're a fan of this idea?
Sure.
So, I just press this controller, and…
Yes, Reggie!
Hey, could you pass me that screwdriver?
Thanks.
[♪ tense music playing]
Whoa. This is good stuff, whoever's on lighting.
Whoops. Sorry. I think I turned the power off.
That's okay. Can you turn it back on? It's hard to see.
[gasps] Uh...
Candle?
[breeze blowing]
Hello? Uh...
Full marks, whoever that is…
[♪ tense music playing]
[screams]
-[♪ tense music playing] -[screams]
[sighs]
Renée, you scared me.
Eggs.
-[all panting] -Kiff, we heard you scream.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good.
Wow, great job, everyone. The vibe sure is creepy in here.
And just in time, too.
When that yuppie couple arrive
to collect the keys, we will be ready.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Reggie, you're a real artist.
I haven't done any doors.
Whoa! Who did this room?
-[Barry] I've never even seen this place. -Okay.
Very funny, you guys. Hey, what's this? Little name cards?
This one says "Kiff."
-"Barry." -You guys, this is not funny.
[door creaks]
[all scream]
I'm starting to think this place is haunted for real real!
-[screams] -You think?
Hello?
[cries]
Huh?
Not bad.
-[♪ party music playing] -[Trevor] Huh?
Where am I? Is this a party?
-[♪ music continues] -[all chuckling]
[clears throat loudly]
-[TV powers on] -[static sounds]
[♪ pensive music playing]
[screams]
[grunts]
What?
[gold squeaking]
Oh, my gosh! Help!
[grunts]
Come on.
[grunts] Why isn't this working?
Hello?
[scoffs] What am I, invisible?
I know I'm dressed as a ghost, but this is ridiculous.
-[chuckles] -What am I, invisible?
I know I'm dressed as a ghost, but this is ridiculous.
[all laugh]
That was my joke!
Who are you, and what do you want?
[♪ tense music playing]
You… you're me, aren't you?
Yes, I'm Old Lady Kiff.
Oh. Okay. Where's Old Man Barry?
Wow, I haven't heard that name in years.
[cackles maniacally]
No. Barry! Where are you?
[Barry] What? It's so bright in here.
What is that? I don't like that. No, just stop.
I can feel every individual hair on my body. What is this?
Stop that.
[screams]
This isn't real.
[cackles maniacally]
This can't be real.
A kazoo for you!
[kazoo sounds]
[gasps]
-[cackles] -[kazoo sounds]
It's working! [breathes heavily]
[kazoo sounds]
That silly sound. All of this isn't real.
-[gasps] -[kazoo sounds]
-[breathes deeply] -[kazoo sounds]
[Barry gasps] The kazoo! The comforting kazoo!
-Where's Reggie? -Reg, Come back to us.
-[kazoo sounds] -[♪ video game music playing]
[sighs] I should probably get going.
-[♪ tense music playing] -We have to get out of this house!
Everybody, this way!
Trevor, what are you doing?
-This is my mom's fan. -There will be other fans!
-[♪ music continues] -[Kiff screams]
[all screaming]
[all scream]
[♪ music concludes]
How are we gonna get out of this nightmare house?
Maybe they know.
[♪ spooky strings playing]
[skittering]
[ghosts whisper] Interlopers.
-[ghost 1] Get out. -[ghost 2] Get out.
[ghosts] Interlopers.
[ghost 1] Rip… Tear…
Rip… Tear.
[all sigh]
Do you guys remember
how we dug through the fence to get to the low-hanging tree?
-Yes! -And do you remember
how we'd crawl over that weird, lumpy part of the yard?
This is not the time to do a reminisce, Kiff.
No, Bar, there's that basement window down there.
There's no glass. We could escape through that.
-In the basement? -Trust me.
[grunting]
The basement door won't open.
We could take this spooky dumbwaiter.
[dumbwaiter squeaks]
I mean, this is fine.
[kazoo sounds]
[Barry] Thank you.
[all yell]
[Candle grunts]
-It's too high! -Candle!
Candle. I got you. I got all of you.
[sniffs] Freedom!
Thanks, Kiff.
[grunts] Yup.
[sighs]
[Kiff] Oh, no.
Kiff? Kiff, can you reach my hand?
[grunting]
I can't reach!
[dumbwaiter rumbling]
-Uh, hold on. I'll be back. -No, wait! Barry!
[♪ spooky string music playing]
Here, grab this. Come on.
-[grunts] Kiff! -Barry, hurry!
Barry? I haven't heard that name in years.
-[cackles] -[screams]
No! My safety kazoo!
[Old Kiff cackles]
[screams]
Grab on, Kiff!
[whimpers]
[screams]
-What the heck? What the heck? -What the heck? What the heck?
-[Renée] We did it! -[Candle] Yes, we did it!
We were never outside.
-We're never getting out! -Are we already dead?
[all scream]
-We have you now, interlopers. -And we're gonna tear and rip.
Rip and tear! Tear and rip!
-Kiff! -[ghosts] Rip and tear!
Tear and rip!
Please don't rip us up! This was all my idea!
We just didn't want those new people
moving in and ruining the place!
Wait, you're not the new people moving in?
No! No, we're the yard people.
We run through the yard all the time
-because Miss McGravy said we could. -[sighs]
Oh, my gosh. This is a huge misunderstanding.
We thought you were the new people moving in.
We were trying to scare them away
by doing a Halloween haunted house.
That's exactly what we were doing!
[chuckles] No, no, we loved Miss McGravy. Great tenant.
But she moved to Ottoman Flats last month.
But no, yeah, no… This is our house!
But then… Wait.
So, those people coming to pick up the keys
don't really own this place?
Like, legally?
No! That's why we were all like,
"rip and tear" and "tear and rip," you know?
-To tear up their deed to the house. -It's an invalid document.
[all sigh]
-Chips? -[Marcus] Hello? Lance Contract?
We've come to pick up the keys!
He's pulling up.
Ew!
Hey, what are these little kids doing here?
Get out of my house!
[rumbling, loud roar]
[kazoo sounds]
[all cheer]
Yeah!
Hang on now. What's going on here?
Well, Lance Contract,
I'll explain everything as I escort you to your vehicles.
I'll tell you what.
That was a high-quality haunted house right there.
A point-perfect Halloween.
Almost. We never got to T-or-T for Halloween candy.
Yeah, that's disappointing.
-Don't worry about that. -We know of a fun hang.
[♪ party music playing]
-We're magic. Let's party! -We're magic. Let's party!
-Can we come? -Everyone left Helenween early.
Hello.
Everyone in town is magically invited.
[all] Yeah!
-[ghost 2] Bring the noise, everybody! -Yeah!
[♪ end credit music playing]
[♪ music concludes]
Chirp.