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- Mr.
Bressler.
Mr.
- What? I'm a growing boy. - Yeah, the
- Boy's got the back, - Babe.
Do you guys need any help? Oh, fuck. Oh, so excited.
It's really cute. Oh my God, this is gonna be so fun.
- We're gonna have a trip together. Oh, come on. Let's go.
Thank you. Thanks boys. You don't need to hop,
- Right?
No, we're good. Let's
- Go.
Oh, it's so quiet here
- And romantic, - Babe.
This is so cute. Good job. Look at the moon.
All right, let the vacation begin.
- Movie night. - Ooh. Yeah.
Let's watch something work. Yeah.
- Does edibles about kicking? Can we watch
- A comedy pussy?
Oh, Mike, back me up on this. Huh? Mike.
There's no wifi.
Where's the tv? Who's got a raid?
- Babe, you booked us a house with no TV or wifi.
- First of all, I didn't know there wasn't any wifi.
And secondly, there's definitely a TV here.
It must be in the guest house.
- Well, can you get off the toilet and show it to us?
- Every time I try to go take a shit, I mean,
- Can I take a shit?
And please.
- Damn,
- Babe, look at those stars.
There's so many. There's 200 billion trillion.
Million trillion. Whoa.
- Yeah. - Wait, watch out, babe.
You're very high, huh?
- Whoa. - That's true.
- Okay, Mike. Ta-da. - Really? That's it.
- It's not the size that matters.
- Says the guy with a small tv.
- Nice.
Fuck dude. I tried.
- Ugh. Welcome to the Stone Age.
- Hmm? What is that thing? It's a VCR, man.
- No, it's a - Vhs.
- You put in the V. Same thing.
Not like a home baby. No idea.
But it says Claimy, so it's not working.
- Maybe it's backwards.
- You are lucky.
- Something feels weird about this.
- Yeah, I'm rolling. All right guys,
I just wanna get a quick intro full bit,
and then we can all go back to doing whatever.
Okay. Hey guys. So a few of us are heading out
to the desert version, Jay Tree, baby.
We have my girl, Chloe at C Fit Baby, you already know.
And my home girl from way back you Lilly means
it's just Mina.
But that is her YouTube channel name, and she's really good.
So go subscribe if you're not Thanks,
- Mina. Say hi,
- Erin.
Sing the camera mic this way? Yeah. Okay.
We also have some fellas here with
- What up?
Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. I'd like you to meet Dwayne.
- The Rob Johnson. Okay.
Anyway, anyways, we are heading out to the desert
for a few days because the world has gone crazy
and it feels like it's just getting crazier, right?
Not to mention all the online hate.
You guys know I love you, but seriously,
some people are just so mean nowadays.
- And polluters. What?
The corporations, man, they're fucking up the planet,
- Right?
Like I was saying, we had no choice but to escape.
And also, let's not forget the true gentleman
behind the camera, my videographer,
and one of my favorite people in the world.
Aaron showed them that bass. He's pretty cute.
We're behind the scenes guy, huh? So we're getting off
so rid, and we're gonna chill
and find you getting peace and inspiration.
Chase on a rental. Oh, I
- Got a sweet deal online, - Bro.
And Aaron's gonna, my God fucking shit, Noah.
- Sorry. That fucking guy was in the middle
of our lane. Fuck fucking
- Dude.
You were definitely drifting, bro. I was.
That guy was in the middle of our lane. I, she's cargo now.
How's cargo? Hey, you okay? Ah, yeah.
- It's - So joy.
Why are we stopping here? Because I really love this place.
I have to fucking piss relax here.
Yeah, there's only place for like 50 miles, so, yes.
- Okay. Boot, gas, liquor.
- Chase. - Yep.
- You can fill it up, right? Yeah, I got you. Thanks, baby.
This is, excuse me, sir, do you have a bathroom? I can use
- Broken.
- Okay, then what do you do when someone has
to use the bathroom?
- You don't get a lot of water out here, so,
- Okay.
Fuck.
- Okay. What do you think you wanna do?
Wine, beer, vodka, tequila. Let's just get all of that.
Okay,
- Lisa?
Oh, I got it. I got it.
- Each one of you girls is prettier than the next.
- Oh, thank you.
- Or making a movie, huh?
- Yeah. Kind of a weekend getaway type thing.
- How do I watch this movie?
- Do you have Instagram?
What? Nevermind.
- Just this.
- You all think you're better than me? What?
I said, do you all think you're better than me?
- Why would, why would we think that we're
- Yo, man, it's all good.
What? Nobody here said anything.
It's all good. Yeah.
- No one said anything.
Watch you. No connecting with you.
- Okay, now I'm in the movie.
62. Perfect. Keeps
- Change.
- Okay,
let's go.
- Hell, that guy was such a fucking perf
- Dude, the way he looked into my camera. Okay,
- Guys, be nice.
I'm sure he's very lonely out here.
- What happened? - No,
the gas station guy. He was just super creepy.
- Do I need to say something? No, it's
- The little one.
Forgot this.
- Thanks, dude.
- Hey, what are we doing? Sorry, man, back there.
No, you want to follow pace of business for you?
We go, there we go. There go. Oh my God. Okay.
That's crazy. Oh, my,
- Tracy, where is this place?
Yeah, I feel like we've really middle the middle
of nowhere. Yeah. How are we
- Lost? Really? Middle? No,
- It's, it's, oh, look at that house.
This a, I think that's it on the right.
Oh, is this, no one is around. Oh, is that
- Getaway?
Shit. I mean, when we said off the grid,
we are getting, yo, look at that.
- Let's get out. Get, I need to get outta here.
Do you wanna get out? Yeah. Wow. My God. Oh,
- Yeah.
- Hate - It.
- My, he put the, yeah.
Oh my gosh. Oh, shit. Whoa. I mean, whoa.
Whoa.
- This place is beautiful. I love it. Oh, okay.
- Wait until you see the whole
- Property, Aaron.
Oh my gosh. Let's see.
- Look at that thing.
Wow. I actually love this. Okay, come here.
So we have this gorgeous Spanish paint
and these funky little faces.
- Okay. Those are me. - This really feels like
home away from home.
So there's just two bedrooms.
- Oh, this is just the guest house.
- Okay, well, dibs and
Eric, why don't you take the other one?
- Say this. Where are we sleep in? Big guy.
Oh, the main house. Ooh, main house. The
- Main house.
You go,
- Woo.
Look at that. You ready?
- Wow. Okay. Wow.
So we just got to the house and it's amazing.
But there is one thing that the listing mentioned
that I check out the pool.
Yes, it is as beautiful as the photos.
And you're gonna catch me in there right now.
- Is the whole trip gonna be like this?
You cleaning already? New girl? No, I just
- Don't worry about her.
She's just messing with you and Lauren
after a few talking bits.
She likes that fly on the wall type of footage.
We've seen her content, right?
- Not really, - Really?
- I mean, I post my music,
but I try to stay off social media.
- So you haven't even seen my videos.
- No. Sorry, I, it's nothing personal.
I'm sure they're amazing.
- Y'all ready? Yes. Y'all ready?
- Yes. - Hey, Aaron, I want you to get this.
We've been waiting. Hey, here we go.
- Oh. Oh, shit. This is pretty nice.
- Wow. Nice. This is actually,
- My gosh.
Okay. I like, wow, babe, you really didn't fuck this one up.
- I got mine.
- Chase. Where's Mina's bedroom?
- I, there's a dope pullout couch right there. So
- You did fuck it up.
I can totally do the couch. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No way. No. Noah.
- Yeah. - Get out of Mina's bedroom.
- What? - You're on the couch?
- No, I, I drove.
- I don't care that you drove. You're on the couch.
- Well, I don't care. You're on the couch.
- Noah. - Lauren.
- Noah. I'm - So tall.
- Yeah, but you're so tiny. - Skinny.
- You're skinny. Come on, get on the couch.
- Couch. You're welcome. - I'm so sorry.
- Jessica Max. - All of them.
- Babe. I'm about to hit the pool with
- A cold beverage right now.
You want a one or two?
- How about we go to the pool a little later?
- Okay. Yeah. Agree. - Yeah. Yeah.
- You don't always have to be filming. You know,
- The more I film now, the less I have
to film later right now.
Relax.
- Yeah. But I just don't want you feeling like you always
have to be doing something, you know? It should be fine.
- Yeah, I know.
And it's gonna be good. Thanks for the invite, by the way.
- Yeah. Thanks, Lauren. This is really what I needed.
Break from the horror of the world.
- Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I have been doom scrolling 24 7,
so I'm kind of loving that.
There's no wifi here.
- I'm glad you guys are happy. Cheers.
Oh, Aaron can get it.
- Guys. We're coming. Okay.
- From a kick. Better back up
the ground.
Better. Believe me. Knocking out your beef, beef, beef, beef
fell down the up and slapping on the steam
as going in work.
I get the foot in work.
I'm leaving dead body parts on the grass fell fast.
I'm coming up.
Damn. I miss, it's getting kind of fucker.
I, I need it. I'm so, I need it.
I can't make up my mind when I'm hacking. You know?
I be like, mission jacket, mission, miss you here checkup.
Miss you checkup, man.
I'll be overreacting when I'm bail with the homies.
We be cracking. No, my dear. It's a gab bus.
You know your y It's a gab bus. I'm telling you right now.
Huh? Oh, yeah. It's a gag of bus, you know? Yeah. Y yeah.
It's a gab bus. You know?
You know, you know your, oh, it's a gag of bus, you know?
Yeah. It's a gag of bus. I'm telling you right now. Gag
- Another round.
Hey, hey. Hey. Cheers. Oh yeah. Come on. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers. Look.
Oh, why my drink? Oh my God. A finger.
Oh, I gotta relax. They're rubber. God.
Noah, you're literally 12. Come on,
- Mina.
Are you okay?
- Hey Noah. - Fuck you.
- Dude. My camera on, babe. Come on, babe
- Is fine.
Are you seeing this
- Asshole - Fucking Yes.
Hey, Noah brought the fuco in. It's his idea. Thank you.
Thank you all.
Now Chase, get your big ass out here
and have a colada for you, my man.
Get some shit.
- Whatever. - Okay. Not again,
- Bro.
We're not falling through that shit again.
- Oh, damn. Is that fucking glass?
- Yeah. Mina dropped the,
- No, it means it was not your fault.
No, this was because of your stupid finger. There's a prank.
Guys clean it up. We have to go outside.
- Lemme help.
- Ow. Hold still, babe. But I'm trying. It hurts.
This is hilarious. Trying to get it out.
- Oh, damn. What if you did? Don't record this.
Oh, this is gold. Oh God.
- Okay. Okay. Okay. So good.
- Ow. Okay. Alright. We're done. We're done. Okay.
Okay. That's it. That's it. We're done. Oh my God. Yeah.
- Shit.
I'm sorry. Means don't be silly.
- Chase is an idiot. I feel like it wasn't the
greatest first impression.
Okay, well, bug first impressions.
I'm really happy right here.
It's been ages and I missed you.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't heard from you in years. Okay.
Well, you know how things get. I'm busy. Okay.
And maybe I saw your posts
and thought you could use some sun.
- How is he a bandage up his foot?
Propped him up on a couch.
He's a little bummed out, but I'm
sure he'll nap it off soon.
I feel bad. Don't.
That's what he gets from messing with the new girl.
- Actually, Chloe, I've known Mina longer than you,
so technically you are the new girl. Aw, sweetie.
- My life doesn't revolve around your life. Sunlight.
- Well, I appreciate the invite.
It's nice to get to know some new people.
It's kind of hard these days. Oh, you're too sweet.
- You know what else is nice? This breeze.
- Oh, sorry. I, I didn't know anyone was staying here.
They usually tell me what's a
45 minute drive back?
You mind if I just clean the pool real quick? Hello?
- Are you filming me? What's with the cameras?
- Good morning. Oh. Oh my God.
You scared me.
- Time is 6:00 AM What? I'm just kidding.
Saw almost five here. I got you. A margarita.
- Thanks. No, I prefer a martini.
- A martini. Wow. You are too sophisticated for this crowd.
Just, geez.
The sun knocked me out, knocked everyone out, went inside
to go dump some footage.
Came back out and everybody was snoring away.
- Me too. - You're the only quiet sleeping.
You know, I was watching some of your videos.
Not too bad on the ukulele. I love your voice, too.
- Thanks. That's nice.
- You know Lauren from high school, right?
- Preschool. - Actually, I was closed,
- But we went to high school together too.
- What was she like back then? - Loved finger paint.
Hated nap time. Peter pants a lot.
- Totally meant high school. But I guess that works too,
- Aaron,
so are you always gonna film for her,
or are you on your way to directing superhero movies?
- I'm more of a mystery thriller guy myself.
But that's a story for another time.
I gotta go back to work. Great.
Hey. And don't feel bad about the whole chase thing.
He's what you call a big dumb idiot.
I would've dropped the last two.
- Thanks. That finger was really freaky. It's a classic,
- Noah.
You'll get used to it. Maybe
- Aaron, we have to record this.
Look at these strawberries I got at the farmer's market. Oh,
- Wow.
- I know, right. And ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao.
- Say that five times fast.
- Ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao, ethically produced artan
chocolate with organically sourced cacao, ethically produced
artisan chocolate with organically sourced cacao.
I really thought I was gonna get it. All right. Okay.
So just get a shot of me, like slowly dipping it
and make it sensual.
- I can do that. - I know you can.
Oh my God, you have to try this.
- Oh my God. Right? No, it's all good.
- Oh, you have a little on your own.
- Where - Just
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Hey, so I've been thinking,
- Yeah, - Maybe it's time we start getting you in front
of the camera a little more.
You know, show the people you're pretty face.
- You know, I don't like to be
in front of the camera, camera.
- I know that you don't like to be in front of the camera,
but you make a really great team.
And I think we turn a lot of heads
because we have such chemistry.
- You know, we have a really great thing going.
Why would we change it?
- You wouldn't want anything more,
- Laura, - You still have little on your own.
Just, oh, okay.
Fuck me. Obviously you don't wanna do that,
- Lauren.
- No, it's fine. - I'm sorry.
- Whatever. It's fine.
- Look, I really like you.
We're great friends. I love working with
- You.
All right, Erin. It's actually fine.
I, I do wanna shoot the
strawberries, but let's just do it later.
Okay.
- A work of art. Aaron, you can drink bottle all you want.
And we're gonna be drinking it.
- Cheer, guys.
- Okay. Noah's next. - Yeah,
- I still think we should have played truth or dare.
- Oh, it's more fun this way because you get the best
of both worlds and you strip quick.
This is the girl with one sock. Yes. Okay.
Okay. No, no, I know it. Your turn. Okay. Your truth. Yeah.
Take your time. Okay.
Noah, who is the first guy
that made you realize you?
Damn bro. Fuck.
- Okay. Lauren, you know him.
- Connor, wait, did you sleep with
- Him? I don't have to answer that.
- Oh, wait, Connor, he's a bartender at
Jones and he went to my high school.
Don't say anything to him. I would never,
I wonder, hunter Jess.
Yes. From AP bio. Yes. Yes, yes.
And you remember, you remember him when he used to come in
with that ridiculous belt buckle.
And he'd be like, how do y'all do it?
Thank you for giving me something you regret. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Next. You're dare dare. Hmm. Okay.
I dare you to kiss chase.
- Fuck. No. I'm a little offended.
You took your shirt off so fast, bro. Okay.
- Nina, - Your truth
is, what was your greatest childhood fear?
- Spiders. I hate spiders. No means do not lie.
You are afraid of the dark. It was like a whole thing.
Every single time we had a sleepover, even in high school,
we had to have a nightlife, even in high school.
Okay. Strip. I was more afraid of spiders. Bullshit.
Take it off. Take
- Off.
Take. Take it off. Take
- Off.
Ooh, Nina. Welcome.
Okay. Dare I
dare you to walk around the house
alone in the dog, not alone.
And you can always take off more clothes
- Or you can just walk along with walls. It'd be fine.
- Yeah. There is nothing out there.
- Yeah. Except for spider.
Hey, we're gonna need proof.
- You got it. Be careful.
- Shut. That's me. No, that's me.
No,
- Guys,
are you okay?
- There's something out there chasing.
- No, I don't think there's anything to add there.
- There was - Maybe a coyote or something. Oh my god. Shit.
I didn't think you were gonna freak out this bad.
Alright, come on, let's go.
- Okay, so what do you need to tell me?
- Right? We're back. Oh, that took forever.
Are you okay?
- Something was out there. Probably a mountain lion.
I don't know, babe. I'm not a zoo. We
just, it's Aaron's turn. Hey,
- Good job.
You did it. Okay. Okay.
- A a rod. Let's see. It's your truth.
Did anything interesting happen today
between you and Lauren?
Dude, what? Alright. Simple question, bro.
No, chase. What?
- Okay. That was weird. Let's just start over. Well,
- No, no, no.
It's still my turn. And he's gotta a dare.
I dare you to kiss
Mina, all the
- Lips.
10 seconds.
- Something holding you back, bro. Is that okay with you?
- It's just a game.
- Oh, - I think it's getting a little,
a little hot in here. Okay.
- 10 seconds guys. Guys, you gotta get a room. I'm gonna go.
What? Why? Oh, Lauren, what's wrong?
You're a fucking asshole. Chase.
Fuck. Don't
- Look at me.
Aaron said the dare. No. What
truth were you exactly going for?
Did I do something wrong? I
- Just, just drop it, guys.
Alright. It's just a stupid game.
- Yeah, seriously. Lauren is fine. I say we keep drinking.
Agreed. Thanks
- Lauren.
God, go away.
- Can I come in? I don't wanna talk about it. Are you okay?
Honestly, I'm just exhausted. I just
- Wanna go to bed.
Look, I'm sorry that Chase said the stuff that he said.
He's trying to be funny and obviously he's not.
Okay, well get some sleep. Girl. Tomorrow's a new day.
- Aaron.
Hey Noah. Very funny. Another rubber finger.
You can come out now.
- Come on dude. Rising shine sweetheart.
- Dude, fuck. I'm so hungover.
I don't think I can drink today.
- Where's the car? - What? Where's the car?
It's out front. Duh. It's not there. What?
- Maybe Lauren took it. - She's sleeping. So
- Mina.
- Why would she have my car?
- Maybe she went to get his breakfast
- From where?
We are in the middle of fucking nowhere.
- Hey, - Get his breakfast,
- Right.
- Jesus Christ. Are we sure Lauren is sleeping?
Shit.
- I told you
Lauren.
- See, she is getting us breakfast. Well, that's fine.
But she could have asked me.
- Wait, where's her suitcase?
- Maybe she brought it with her. Yeah,
that makes total sense.
- Maybe she went home. - Fucking chase.
This is all your fault. My fault.
You're the one that kissed me to no one that she liked. You.
What? You had to stir the pot during the truth
- Or dare, - Dude. It was just a game.
- What babe? Fucking no service.
I'm gonna regret ever saying I loved not having wifi.
Guys, how are we
- Getting on?
Do you have a phone? Lauren liked you and you knew.
- Hello? Oh, hey man. What's up?
Oh yeah, yeah, it is great. Everything's great. Who is it?
Wait, the owner just checking in on us. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
We're having a wonderful time, man.
- What the fuck are you talking about? Wonderful.
Lauren stole my car.
- No, no, no one's yelling. No, we are, it's all good.
- Hello? Hi.
Yeah, a friend just left us, so we're bit stranded,
but yeah.
Yeah, we can just call another friend. Right?
- Who the fuck is driving three hours to come and get us?
Maybe. Brian. Fuck Brian.
- Okay. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah.
And the house is great. Yeah, whatever. Okay. Okay.
Great news. We have a local taxi if we need it. It's great.
- I can't fucking believe her.
This whole vacation was her idea. Look,
- Whatever.
We have everything we need right here.
If Lauren wants to leave, so be it. It's her lawn.
- It's not so be it. It's my car.
- Well, you drive her around wherever she wants to go.
So it's basically hers.
- Oh. Is that how that works? I didn't know that.
- I can't believe she left. Who you call?
Oh, Lauren, it's Aaron
and everybody else kind of surprised that you left
with Noah's car. I
- Hey Lauren.
What the fuck? That was my car.
The least you could have done was ask me if you could
steal it.
Come back please.
Goodbye.
I need a drink. Yo.
- What's this weird noise? - It's a dial tone.
- It's - A dial tone,
- Babe.
- It's okay. Don't stress yourself out.
- Are you coming? Yeah. You've been
hiding in here for a while. No lunch.
- Not hungry. - How you doing? I'm
- Okay.
You,
- I wanted to apologize.
Lauren made a move on me yesterday
and I denied her obviously kissing.
You set her off.
- Why? Why did you deny her?
- I don't know. Not my type.
Just not anywhere like that, I guess.
- Beautiful with it all together.
- Okay. Lauren does not have it all together.
I, and I'm
kind of into somebody else here.
- Well, it still doesn't make sense
that she would just leave.
Like Lauren is dramatic, but she's not that dramatic, right?
- Yeah, she really liked me. - This sucks.
She's trying to be nice by inviting me here
and I, I hurt her.
- You didn't know. - I'm gonna go for a hike.
Get some fresh air. Do you wanna come
- A hike?
Nah, it's hot as hell out there.
But I will be here with two martinis when you get back.
- Martinis, huh? - That's right.
- Hey, I know it's kind of the reason
that we're all stranded here and stuff,
but I'm glad you denied her
- Damn clo.
Okay. Looking good. Thank you. I do
- A hard bag.
- I know. I see you in the gym. It's paying off.
- What about me, bro? Well, aint none of this
- No chase, babe.
You're not my type.
- It's not - Too tight,
- Man.
- I'm - A hot dude.
- Yes, baby, you are. You're very
- Mina.
Mina. Mina. Mina.
- Me. Noah, you feeling better?
- Yeah, I've had six of these,
so yeah, I am
- Time for some sun.
Actually, I'm gonna go for a hike. Do you wanna come?
Ooh, no. That sounds fun. A little vacay. Fitness boys.
- No, it's hot as hell and my foot really hurts.
- Come on, don't be a bunch of pussies.
- Are you calling me out?
- I am. Look, you could bring some of your beverages,
- Some - Of our cold beverages.
Fuck it.
- Eh? The food will be all right.
- Okay. I'll say it. It's hot as balls out here.
Yeah, man. My foot fucking
- Hurts.
Yeah, I'm low key. Not having a good time, man.
High key fucking global warming.
It's day 28. I lost in the desert.
Haven't had a drink since. The elephant watering hole.
10 legion's back so, so high has evaporated everything
inside, including Noah, you know,
so thirsty and I, my foot's bleeding.
I don't know if I'll make it.
Yo, do you two care? There's no water.
- Of course we do. You seem like it, babe.
We're in the middle of the desert.
It's not supposed to be any water.
- Well, I'm just getting the sense that you guys don't care.
This is, this is
what New York's gonna look like in 30 years.
- Chay. Okay. You've been complaining nonstop.
And we're just trying to have a a peaceful hike.
Come over and take my photos of me.
This sweat is making my abs. Go listen.
- Oh, there you go. - Yeah. Ooh,
- You got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a couple.
- You sure? - Yeah. Yeah.
I could do it while I'm recording with this
little button thingy.
- Wait, where's Noah? Noah, Noah.
Noah,
- Noah,
Noah. Oh my
- God. That's
- Not funny, bro.
You son a bitch. Dude. Where were you hiding?
I was over in those bushes over there. I don't recommend it.
There's fucking scorpions everywhere. I knew.
That's what you get. Young man, mother.
They're Scorpio. Do you see this? It's
- Crazy.
- Lauren. I've been thinking a lot today
and he was really shitty the way he left.
I'm sorry that I don't like you like that.
You know, I shouldn't say that's kind of fucked.
Is that a camera?
- Fuck.
No. Fucking way,
- Guys.
I just found a hidden camera in Lauren and Ville.
This dream getaway is turning more into a creepy night.
Not a bad tagline for this video.
- Oh, where the fuck are we? - I'm mapped it out. We're
- Doing a loop.
We're a lot closer to the house than you think.
Nina, you want one? Oh, I'm okay. Thanks.
- All right. You guys ready? - We just sat down.
- Where's your foot? - Honestly, it's horrible.
- Yeah, we're gonna head back because it's hot as fuck.
What? Yeah, I just need to put my foot up. Have another one.
I know it's Pilates, but without the finger.
Oh, you mean in the drink or somewhere else?
- No, dude. You guys are so gay.
- Nope. - Wow.
Okay, let's fast forward.
No, no, that's
okay.
- This place has a creepy beauty to it, don't you think?
Hey guys, we are out here in the desert
and I'm with my new friend Nina can't get
her to say a fucking word. Any suggestions
- You have service. Oh,
- And she speaks.
Wow. No, I'm using this for my lady grant.
But now that you're talking, what's up with you?
- Just trying to wrap my head around all of this.
- What do you mean Lauren being jealous of you?
I mean, come on. She had a thing for Aaron
for years. Well, I didn't know. You didn't know.
- We don't talk anymore. What are you doing here?
I guess Lauren felt bad for me. She
- Knows his last few years have been really hard.
Well, look, don't worry about it. Maybe she was just
on her period or something.
The kiss was hot. He definitely likes you.
You should pursue it. Can you put that camera away?
Lauren hears is just gonna be really upset.
Don't worry about it. I'm just gonna dub it. Ow.
You okay? Yeah, just hit
- A fucking rock
- Air conditioning.
My best friend, my one true love.
And you are a close second. Me the vodka.
Definitely the vodka. But
- Hey man, what can I say?
Hey, you go my guy.
- Cheers.
- Actually, I think you're a close second.
Chase. And shoot. Make us some
- More peas in, in dog.
'cause gladly. I don't want no more of that.
I'm not doing that again. Hey. Hey Ron. You want a colada?
- I think he's in the guest house.
- Oh, I'll go see if,
I'll go see if he wants a frosty beverage.
Yeah.
- Ah,
hey.
- Ah, where's he at? I don't know.
I can see his camera. So he is probably out shooting some.
Ah,
- Well, I don't know what's up with this crew, man.
But it's really starting to feel like high school
- Drama.
- Never do that again to a great
and drama free trip.
Salud,
- Bro.
Cool. Yeah, I'll change. Let's do it.
- Do it to it. - Dude, this pool is awesome, man.
It looks sweet move. Finding this place.
Oh yeah, dude, the picks were too fire, bro. I had to cop.
Is your foot okay? Yeah.
Chlorine's like cleaning out the wound, you know?
- Yeah. I don't think that's how that works at all.
Oh, whatever.
- So, bro, I've been meaning to ask you like,
what's it like You fuck by, dude.
Sorry, what?
I mean, you have sex with guys and girls, right?
Like what's it like?
- Are you like curious or something?
- No. No. Dude, I just,
- Well, I just always wondered.
Well, I mean, I, I would know I'm not a bottom.
Not a problem. You have no idea what that means.
- Oh, no. I know what it means. Nah, I'm not one either.
- It is not a bad thing, dude.
It's something Tells me you probably would be a bottom.
Oh, cool. Thanks man. Yeah, no problem.
But, you know,
actually the best sex I ever had was with a guy.
- So is it, is it like, different than kissing a girl?
- Why is this here? We're in the middle of nowhere.
It's a good question. Wait, are we going in
- There? Something's telling me we
- Should Mina.
I don't think I can go down there.
- Are we going together? - Okay, new friend.
I'll trust you.
- Oh, shit. - What is this place?
I don't know this. It's really creepy though.
These cameras.
- God,
look,
- Son, your fucking bedroom.
Somebody's watching us. Oh, I don't know.
The homeowner who I talked to the curb on the phone.
- This is the same program I used for my ukulele videos.
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
Sorry. What? I know this is messed up.
I look fucking hot.
- Yes.
No fucking way.
Well,
- No, Mr. Price side for me, - Right?
Yeah. You're not my type.
So just, just a friend
- Kissing a friend.
Totally, totally. Where?
I hope no one saw that. Yeah, me neither.
I'm hungry. So I'm just gonna like, did you want anything?
No. Nope. I, I'm good. No, I'm, I'm really good, dude.
I, I'm totally fine.
- Hey, hey. Oh, I put your drink over there. Cool. Thanks.
- Do you didn't want one, right?
- No, no, no. Thanks. - They suck. So,
so, like, you know, coconut cheddar,
so, oh, yeah.
Yeah. I don't know who's
- Buying.
These
girls have been gone a while.
They should be back by now, huh? Yeah, I guess they have.
- They've been gone for a while.
Aaron too gone for a long time. It's pretty weird.
- Oh, they're other girls. - Oh. Oh, sweet.
- And here come the ladies.
Oh, they're returning to their natural habitat, the pool.
- Why are they running? That's my Chloe always getting in a
workout, girl.
Then I was starting to go, oh, babe,
- I saw you two kissing.
Wait, what? How? Oh my God. Left you guys bunker.
Where Chloe stumbled onto it.
And we went inside and there were these, these, these,
these monitors hooked up to hidden cameras in the house.
Chase, where did you find this place?
- I'm online. - Where? What website? Where?
- My rental home.org - Must have been a fake website.
- Well, no, no, it was super legit.
- Well, what did the reviews say?
- I, I don't really remember.
Oh my God. There were no reviews.
- No reviews. - Fuck case. Well, no, sorry.
I mean, I mean, there could have been, I, I didn't Look
what the picks were fired.
Noah. Who broke that? Here.
- Oh, hey, my keys. - They were in the bunker
- Then. Where's Lauren?
- Exactly. Where's - Aaron?
- We don't know where, - Babe. You had one job.
It was just stay here and not lose anybody. Or
- Babe, that's too babe.
Chloe, I really think you're a little over. You know
- What?
Shut up. You boyfriend. Still
- Is.
He asked me what kissing a guy felt like.
Hey, I was just curious. Am I not enough of you?
Hey, he's really not my type.
- Well, you're not my type guys.
When is the last time someone saw Aaron
- Before we left?
I think he's out shooting B roll
- Guys.
Hold on,
- Aaron.
So what are you guys saying about hidden cameras?
That they're everywhere and this place is fucked.
- Camina, calm down. I'm sure he'll come
walking through that door any minute.
- You don't understand Lauren is missing.
But we found the key in this creepy fucking bunker
where some psycho has been filming us this entire time.
No one has seen
- Aaron's.
This.
- It better not be some sick.
- Aaron, where you at, bro?
- Hey guys, he's sitting at the edge of the pool. Ah.
Thank God. Aaron, bro, are you wasted?
Are you drinking without us? I'm gonna get this
All right, y'all.
This is how we separate the men from the boys tequila
you always do.
Something's not right. Yo, dude, you're bleeding.
You hit your head. Are you all right?
- Fight. Get him outta the
guys.
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Come on. Come on.
Where were you? Hold on. One one. Lemme
- Go.
Chase.
- Where is he? Guys in
the, they're 50 miles away.
It's gonna be 30 minutes. 30 minutes.
What are we supposed to do until then?
- Try not to die. Yeah. Okay. Good plan. Okay.
We need weapons.
- Let's kill that mother.
- No. Okay. We can't just hide here for 30 minutes. Okay.
We just run to where? Fuck, man.
This is supposed to just be a chill vacation.
Why is he doing this? Because he's a fucking sunco. Yeah,
- We knew that you, the editing program is the camera's.
I think he's making his own horror movie.
Where this setting ducks. Oh my God.
- I wish we could just move out of this place. The taxi.
- Yes. Fucking great idea. Yes. Okay.
We need to get to the phone.
You watch your back?
- No, no. Fucking
- Hi.
I'm at 1 0 2 Desert Road. How soon can you be here?
- God. - Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. No,
- No.
Oh, my, the taxi. He'll be here in, oh my God.
Where is He's outside the, the fry pan out. Okay.
We need to get out his house. Yes, we do.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can do it.
Just hold on just a little bit longer.
Yeah, you can do this. Guys, we have to go
the fuck.
He's still out. Okay. Still
- Chloe to the road.
You meet the taxi. I road as fast as we can. Okay.
He still what? Hang in there. We got you. Okay.
No, I'm good. Come on guys.
It's not whenever we can do this. Okay? Come on me.
I'm so glad that you're here.
- I'm not the taxi. Okay.
Are you ready? Yes. I'm ready. Come on.
Shit. He's gone. You don't see him
- Cut?
- Did you hear cut? Did you hear Cut? Hey, hey.
Where do you think you're going? Movie star.
Go to the scene to shoot.
What, what is happening? What's happening?
Authenticity. I'm giving the audience what they want.
Y'all wanted to make the movie, right? This is a movie.
My movie. I waited a long time
for the right time and the right cast.
Don't you screw up my ending.
- You married my friend.
- Your friends got what they wanted.
Always craving attention. Wanting to be famous.
Look at me, look at me. Look at me. And you.
I'm making you a star.
- I called the cops.
I called the cops.
- 9 1 1. What's your emergency?
See right there.
That's authenticity. That's the truth.
Astonishing performance.
Mina, you have brought us to this perfect climax.
- No, you are fucking crazy that you are not.
You are not. No.
- Bravo, bravo, bravo.
You see, this is all gonna work.
This is my brother
a jack of all trades.
A carpenter. Because every
franchise needs an icon.
Right? And now
we've come to the last shot of the day.
You know what they call that, right?
- The martini?
No.
- Holy shit. That was amazing. Are
- You serious?
The martini. That's how it ends.
- He's guys's fucking kidding. We need to get
the fuck out of here.
No. What? No. Come on. It's just a movie.
That was not just a movie.
That was, that was real life. Okay,
- Dick, kind of remind me of a, a di of a serial killer.
I'm too high for this shit, you guys. I'm just saying.
- The fuck. Okay, calm down. I'll get it. Kayla.
Do not open the door, guys. Come on.
Kayla, baby
guys, there's no one out here.
Okay? This is a little weird.
- I think somebody's fucking with us.
- See, that's what I'm saying.
This guys, this is the same fucking house.
That guy Aaron, he, he was killed right there.
I'm way too high for this shit.
I I, we need to get the fuck out of here.
I do not wanna be here anymore. Can we please leave?
Get the fuck outta here. Come on. What about our bags?
Fuck the bags. Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
I want get out of here.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry. - Alright. Hey Jess. Here please.
Let's go now. Cutting on mean. What the fuck?
Why it's not working? Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Let's, it's not going. It's mean
- A camera.
- What? What? - What? Are you serious? Why is it flashing?
- Oh shit. Hey,
there's wrong with me.
There's something's wrong with me.
It's
- Action.
He did, I think most of my life, I'm
what you would call an underachiever.
And my dad constantly reminded me of that.
I'm gonna tell you right now, dad,
I did something that I'm proud of.
It just takes people, it takes some people a little longer
to find out they
- Are.
- React from a drum kick and better back up
before I turn into a nine cliff.
Man. One of 'em loaded. Whack. MCs exploded.
'cause they bring good molding. Now.
The fool in the ground, they're mow.
You better believe we knocking out your beef, beef, beef,
beef, beef cycle mask fell down the ass.
Sing up the boat and slapping on the ski mask.
We going the foot in work.
I get the foot in work shot. Good blast.
I'm leaving dead human body parts on the grass.
Better think fast when I'm coming up the block outta
gauge loaded.
Damn, I miss, it's getting kind of hanging one my fist.
Oh shit. What? That coming on corner
and I need it shit bolt and I need it.
I'm both so I need it.
I can't make out my mind when I'm hacking. You know?
I be like, missing jacket. Miss you Here.
Check miss jacket up. Man.
I'll be overreacting when I'm bailing with the homies.
We be cracking. No. Yeah, it's a G of bus.
You know your Y It's a G of bug I'm telling you right now.
Oh yeah. It's a gag of bus, you know. Yeah.
Y yeah, it's a G of bus. You know?
You know, you know your, it's a G of bus, you know? Yeah.
It's a G of bus. I'm telling you right now,
Paul. Oh yeah. It's a G of bus.
- You know your Y. It's a gang of bus. Check it.
A gang of rope that I hang with.
If you want a dodge, step up and try to change this.
I'll be rolling with a homie. Straight Jeep.
Deeper than Noelle. Can't you tell?
Well, MCC creep, don't sleep on the cheek
as if you do your resident pizza.
I jumping in the G and grab the heat
to make the mission complete.
I'm sick. I can't control myself. I'm going local.
When I say my 40 focals, grab the mic
inside the tobo coming off like pan's on a ho.
And with this float, yo, I'm going local at the show.
Every time we go to the parties, yo,
we getting into some conflict, but we don't give a damn.
'cause the click is too big. I can't hack it.
I'm thinking it take words like banging. I got so much hate.
I can't escape from a straight jacket. It's a gang of Fus.
We got a gang of cl. Throw 'em off to the neighborhood.
Hangout. It's a gang of bus. Check it out.
It's a gang of bus. The ot, a double ot.
It's a gang of bus. Check it out. It's a
- Gang of bus.
Took the lock. Lock to the king. You want old? Why trip?
It's the Smith and me the west.
Keep guests in the H double D for the session.
That's lunatic. I'm crazy as sale.
I'm going to get the eight K
and break the homies out of jail.
And when I arrive, I'm gonna turn to a bing.
It's bring anybody that I catch wearing green.
I got a lot of homies. I got a lot of homies.
But who's marks over there acting like they know me.
I'm running in the phone g to the max.
And in my new cax, I got a new strap.
If you step into my territory and start cursing
and thinking you a bad boy, bam.
It's curtains. It's a gang of us. Yeah, it's a gang of us.
Yeah, it's a gang of us. Yeah. No, it's a gang of us.
Yeah, it's a gang of bus Kia. It's a gang of bus.
- It's a gang of bus. Boom. It's a gang of bus.
You want to know why I've been getting so high,
high, high, high.
Ooh, you can't come up here. You don't want to come up here.
The H double o d's outta your atmosphere.
Have you ever seen a cranium snow, blood rattle everywhere
and on the wall and on coming at your nose?
I don't give a damn.