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Oh, thank God.
Orhan, keep up the good work.
Thanks, bro. God bless you, thanks.
Did you take care of the grave for us?
What can I say?
The daily upkeep has been done, the monthly upkeep has been done.
Even the monthly upkeep has been done. The weeds are pulled out.
Flowers are planted according to the season. Prayers have been recited.
Yaseen, Al Fatiha, all the prayers have been recited.
I hope Osman is in heaven.
Oh, my tobacco man.
Everything’s taken care of, no issues at all.
Thanks a lot, bro.
Bro...
Take it.
Count it, bro, won’t you count it?
What do you take me for, Turan?
I’ve been a businessman since the time of Ahi Evran.
Do you think I’m the kind of person who would count your money?
Come on, Turan.
You are a businessman, alright. I’m off, then.
-See you. -See you, bro.
May God accept it.
-I’ll recite more, off you go. -Alright, may God accept it.
You tobacco people...
Thank God.
Bro, how much is this spot?
Nine thousand, bro.
Nine thousand... Wow, that’s a lot.
How much for this one?
That’s...
-It’ll be seven and a half for you. -Seven and a half.
How about seventeen hundred, bro?
Get the hell out of here and bury your dad in your yard!
Looking for a spot in the Jewish cemetery with only 1700 in your pocket?
So, it won’t work?
-Would it? You tell me. -Won’t it work?
Looking at me with those puppy eyes, I don’t have the heart to turn you down.
You seem like a poor fellow.
Give me that seventeen hundred. Hand it over.
Give it here.
-You got 1700 here? -Yes, bro.
Come here.
-Let me tell you what to do now. -Go ahead, bro.
You’ll sell your car’s stereo,
sell whatever you have at home, don’t tell your mum, and come back.
You’ll get a bit more money. Borrow some money from friends.
And I’ll set you up with a very nice grave plot, alright?
-Really? -Really.
You’re adorable. Alright, off you go.
Off you go.
If I don’t chop your dad into
five pieces and bury each part in a different spot,
my name isn’t Orhan.
Then you’ll have to recite a prayer
over his head, his leg, his arm,
and his body separately.
It is doable, though. I mean he’ll receive it on the other side.
-Orhan. -Yeah?
What happened? Didn’t he buy it?
You Naylon!
If you send me another poor corpse, I swear
-I’ll bury you here! -Okay.
So, what is it? No more passing on poor corpses.
First, you’ll ask them if they have money. And if they do, you bring them to me.
What are you going to do? Tell me.
I’ll ask for money first.
Then, I’ll bring them to you.
Ah, the legacy of my parents.
If you start puffing on those things from the age of six, this is what happens.
The shrouds have arrived.
Oh yeah? Let’ go then, come on.
Don’t talk to your older brother like that.
Come, come, come!
Come!
Go, go, go!
I can smell exhaust fumes, bro.
The vehicle’s here, the truck’s here.
Can you order me a kebab?
Sure, I will.
We brought the goods before winning the tender.
What if we have trouble with the municipality?
What trouble?
The mayor is my buddy.
I got in through the disability quota.
I told you he was my buddy.
I have a position of authority there.
-Position of authority? -Position of authority.
Alright, anyway.
If any issues arise, I’ll wrap you in the shrouds we have in that truck
and bury you headfirst in a grave. Just so you know.
Why headfirst?
Don’t they usually put people sideways?
Yeah, but not for you.
So that if you wake up, you can’t get out.
-Let’s go to the shop. -Get me doner for the love of God.
I’ll order one for you. Come on, to the shop!
Wait, what are you doing? Turn this way.
This way, come.
Dude, order it spicy, without onions.
The boss is a bit picky.
Alright, go inside.
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Iso, how much is the deposit?
-Nine, Orhan. -Nine.
Orhan, if it’s not too much trouble, can you order doner?
Sure, I will.
Quiet, bro.
Hello?
Koparan Brothers Limited Company, how may I help you?
Peace be upon you too, sir.
Yes.
God bless you.
If you could give me your plot and parcel number
I’ll check on the computer right away.
Of course, sir. I’ll just need two minutes.
Naylon, come here.
Go get two liras and come back.
Okay.
Buddy, order me a doner too.
And get doner for Ismail.
-Thank you. -Alright.
Peace be upon you again, sir.
So, I checked and,
the grave was visited today
after the noon prayer.
The weeds are pulled, the grave is cleaned.
And then,
ablution water is placed there for his excellency to perform ablution.
The beginning and the end of Surah Al-Baqarah are recited.
Yaseen,
Tabarak,
Surah Al-Ikhlas,
and the Fatiha prayers were all recited.
May Allah accept it. May God accept all our prayers.
All our prayers, all of ours.
Have a blessed day.
Orhan, there won’t be any issues.
I’ll be the one receiving the envelopes.
I’ll open them up, of course.
Ali will have put 100, Veli will have put 75.
Got it? And I’ll tell you what we’re going to do.
Alright. I’ve got 7000 here. Naylon’s withdrawing another 2000 now.
Can you order me another ayran?
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Orhan, then I’ll tell you,
this group offered this much,
that group offered that much.
So, we should offer this much
to win the tender.
What will I offer, bro?
You’ll offer...
Let’s say...
74, 75.
Ali will offer 100.
Veli will offer 78.
And what will happen?
We’ll win the tender.
I see, if we offer the lowest price, we’ll win the tender.
What the hell happened to you?
-They stole the card. -What do you mean they stole the card?
I went to the ATM, someone asked for help.
I thought I’d help, then I felt someone’s hand in my pocket.
And?
And I grabbed his hand and twisted it.
Then the other one hit me on the head.
He split my head open, they kept hitting my head.
The other guy took the money and ran off.
Ismail, he comes to me saying,
“Teach me business”.
You can’t even withdraw money from a bank!
Who are you to handle business?
-Give it to me! Give! -Orhan, calm down.
How can I stay calm? Look at him!
-Let it go! -Don’t get angry, Orhan.
Man!
Don’t get angry for God’s sake. Don’t stress yourself out.
I’ll cover the rest of the deposit.
It has nothing to do with that! How can I not get angry?!
Can I not send him even to the bank to withdraw money?
God help me, God help me.
-You’re getting way too worked up. -How can I not be worked up?!
Well, Orhan,
you got really angry.
Let’s eat something sweet and talk sweetly.
Order some dessert for us, will you?
Thanks, Ibo.
I’ll take the money for the ayran too.
Come on, I’ll give it to you. It’s not like I’m running away.
You don’t, but you’re not paying, either.
Gosh, alright, take it.
-Here. -The bottle deposit?
-What bottle? -It’s a refundable bottle.
Listen, you’re pushing my limit with your deposit talk.
Take it and disappear.
Give me a teaspoon.
Instead of chasing after the ayran, get me a spoon.
-Is he gone? -He is.
He is, Naylon. And he’ll cover the 2000 out of his pocket.
-Let’s hope for the best. -Sure.
If you had a little more faith in your brother, you’d see what else would happen.
My head got bashed in, though.
Well, 2000 lira is no small sum.
On this path to wealth, sometimes
our heads will get bashed, and our eyes bruised.
Nothing to be done.
Let me tell you what to do now.
You’ll have patience and bring your older brother a teaspoon.
-Teaspoon? -Yes, teaspoon.
God help me, God help me.
Damn your...
It’s there, in the back.
Got it.
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Gosh...
-Ismail isn’t answering his phone. -Did the tender fall through?
No, there’s still half an hour.
Orhan, what if...
What if what? I’ll smack you right in the mouth now!
What if what?
What if Ismail scammed us?
How could he scam us? He works for the municipality.
Where would he run to? Move, for God’s sake, come on.
Come.
“Ismail scammed us”. How could he do that?
He’s right here.
Come, Naylon.
-Have you seen Ismail around here? -I don’t know him, bro.
You don’t know him.
Let’s go upstairs. Come, Naylon.
Let’s ask them.
Peace be upon you.
We’re looking for Ismail.
Ismail took a leave in the morning.
-He took a leave? -Annual leave.
What do you mean?!
What about the tender?
Ismail has nothing to do with it.
Are you participating in the tender?
Of course, we’ll participate. Why else would we ask?
Orhan,
I told you!
I told you he was scamming us. What are we going to do now?
I’ll smack you in the face now, Naylon!
That damned blind Ismal! What are we going to do now?
What are we going to do? When does the tender start?
Wait over there, I’ll let you know when it’s time.
Come on. Move, stop pulling me.
Or I’ll pinch you all over.
Damn you, Ismail.
-Everything’s good, right Erkan? -No worries, Raci.
See that guy over there? Necdet, the fabric seller.
They’re the only ones making burial shrouds in Bursa.
And over there,
the Bezci Brothers.
They have a fabric factory in Kagithane.
I filled their envelopes myself.
So, there’s no problem. Relax.
Good. We’ll see.
-Peace be upon you. -Peace be upon you.
Peace be upon you.
-Peace be upon you. -Peace be upon you.
-Peace be upon you, gentlemen.
Are you here for the tender?
-Yes. -It’s been postponed.
It’ll happen another time. We’ll let you know.
Now scram.
Hey, good-looking boy!
Is your mum pretty?
Do I look like someone who’d shy away from a tender?
You won’t shy away, my friend, you’ll withdraw.
Orhan, let’s get out of here if you like.
Things are getting pretty tense here.
I don’t give a damn at all. Stay out of it.
Alright, bro, just give us a minute.
-What do you mean? -Alright, bro.
Just give us a minute.
Gosh.
Raci, these guys are only trying to get whatever they can.
Slip a few bucks into their pockets, and they’ll be out of here.
Don’t let the tender fall apart.
I don’t care if it does. I won’t give them anything.
Are you teaching me how to do business?
Have you ever pulled off anything like this before?
Listen, pretty boy,
we are self-taught in this burial business.
We’ve come this far by selling water we drew from charity fountains, got it?
So, as you see, we know how to do this stuff.
Man, are you on drugs or something?
Are you going to pull it off wearing that nylon tracksuit?
Do you even know how much this tender is worth?
Did you think we were a small-time operation?
-Who the hell are you? -Watch your tongue?
Our boss’ name is Solak Raci.
-I don’t care who he is. -Gentlemen, listen!
There’s corruption here.
They’re doing sleazy stuff.
They’re doing stupid stuff here.
Who the hell are you?!
I’ll destroy you!
Police!
Police! Police!
Police!
Police! Police!
We recite prayers, bro. We are grave tenders.
We sell accessories.
Look, Raci,
here’s a bullet-proof amulet for you, take it as a gift from us.
Let us go, leave us.
From now on, I’ll always pray for you. And for free.
Did you find your implants?
They weren’t even fully paid for yet. I found one of them, but the other...
Oh, the other one’s here, bro. I’ve got it.
-What now? -The dentist is a friend.
-It’s the material that’s expensive. -Is that what I’m asking you?!
The tender?
What about the tender?
What tender? We know nothing about tenders.
I won’t participate in one even in the coffeehouse from now on.
-Never. -Never, bro.
Well done.
Don’t ever talk without thinking to
people you don’t know. Okay?
We didn’t know, bro. But we’ve learned. Thank you.
We’ve learned the procedure, the rules.
-The procedure? -Bro, no way?!
I swear I don’t know these guys.
What’s going on here? Who are you?
-Who are you? -Who are you?
-Who are we? -Who are we?
Take them away! Take them away!
Stop it. Stop pushing.
Why are you pushing?
Don’t push.
Wise up!
Make sure I don’t see you here again!
Damn your ways!
We got beaten up by a truckload of men again.
Orhan, let me tell you from the beginning,
if this keeps going, I’m leaving.
Did it happen because of me?
The blind guy screwed us over. It happened because of Ismail!
Did you find the teeth?
-Yes, they’re here. -They’re bent, though.
Yeah, they’re bent.
Yes, Ibo?
Hello, Orhan?
Bro, they wrecked the truck.
What do you mean? I parked them back-to-back.
They smashed them from the top.
Okay, hang up. I’ll be there soon.
-What happened, Orhan? -They wrecked the truck.
What on earth!? Thing’s have just begun to pick up.
Everything was going smoothly.
Orhan, you made us go bankrupt in a second!
You said you parked the cars back-to-back?
I swear I’ll hit you in the mouth.
They smashed the trucks from the top.
Listen,
tell your boss Solak Raci,
that I’ll rip off his left arm and shove it...
Do you get it?
Orhan, don’t say things like that or they’ll finish us off right here.
-They’ll finish us off! -Stay out of it, Naylon!
Come here! Come at us!
We are Kustepe kids, come at us!
Come if you dare!
Come if you’ve got the guts!
-Move! -They’re coming, run.
They’re coming, run.
Police!
Where’s the police?
Police!
Police! Naylon, come here.
Police!
Dogs!
They wrecked the truck from the top!
Damn it...
You’ve ruined our lives,
now you want to ruin our deads too? What did you want?
Naylon,
pick up the remaining materials,
and take them to the store. I’ll go get my teeth fixed at Sule’s.
What are you smiling at?
Go hand out the tea! You’ve let them go cold!
Then you bring us cold tea.
Naylon, come on! Don’t be lazy!
God help me.
Okay, Orhan!
Second-rate shroud cloth.
When did you manage to get all these sewn?
To hell with all of you...
Go and tell your mothers I said hi, okay?
Get out of here and play ball somewhere else.
Get out of my sight!
To hell with...
Thank you.
Thanks.
Hosaf Sulo!
Call yourself a businessman? Shame on you!
Aren’t you ashamed of buying and selling stolen goods?
Why are you taking it out on me? Was it me who stole them?
It wasn’t you but, what did you do?
You bought stolen goods, made clothes out of them and sold them!
Don’t you have any shame?!
Where are those good old days?
The days when you’d leave your keys with your neighbor in the village and go away?
Or the days you’d sleep with doors unlocked?
Shame on all of you!
Shame on your tailoring...!
The idiot spat on my window!
Oh, that’s nothing!
Look what you’ve turned this beautiful Kustepe neighborhood into?
What have you turned this honorable neighborhood into?
There’s crime!
There’s bad luck!
There’s theft!
This used to be the neighborhood of princes!
You used to walk down the street dressed to the nines!
Now we can’t even keep our pants up anymore!
What a shame!
You ruined Kustepe!
Alas!
Is this it? Is this Kustepe?
You’ve ruined it, you’ve left nothing of Kustepe!
Is this how it’s supposed to be?
You’re all thieves, criminals, bad-news!
That’s what you are!
-What’s up, Yasemin? -Orhan?
Something wrong with your teeth?
No, I’m pregnant. I’m here to find out the baby’s gender.
Don’t you see? They pulled out my implants.
-Is Sule here? -Yeah, she’s inside.
-Alright. -Orhan, stop!
Wait, she has a guest. Let me tell her!
-Tell her what? -Orhan!
-Don’t be crazy! -Orhan.
I’ll just get my implants done. Can’t you see the state of my mouth?
Orhan?
What happened to you?
I didn’t know you had a patient, Sule.
Orhan, I’m here, look at me.
Besides, he’s not my patient, he’s my boyfriend.
Let me introduce you.
Kerim.
Orhan.
I’ve got Covid, bro so I won’t kiss you.
Darling, I’ll take my leave now.
We’ll talk about the loan tonight, right?
Okay, sweetheart.
Don’t worry, we’ll sort it out somehow.
-Okay. -Come here.
I guess you’ll be done early today. I’ll pick you up in the evening.
Yes, we’ll keep in touch.
-Bye bye. -See you.
Open your hand.
There’s nothing left of the implant.
Turn a bit.
What are you doing? Are you stupid?
Lie back!
-I don’t know. -Are you sick or what?
Open your mouth.
-Hold this. -I am.
-Like this? -Like that.
Does it hurt?
Wait, I have a question.
-What? -Who’s that fool?
Where did you find him?
You’ll speak respectfully about my boyfriend or I’ll kill you!
-What happens if I don’t? -Open up.
Orhan,
We’ve been together for two months now. Don’t you get it?
And he’s a very good guy.
We were together but it’s over now.
Why don’t you get it? Can’t your brain process it?
Can’t it?
What kind of treatment is this?
I’m sick, my tooth fell out.
-Shut up already. -I didn’t like his looks,
that’s why.
-What are you doing? -Orhan, will you stop?
-Orhan, it’s almost done. -It hurts a lot.
I’m telling you to stop.
It hurts a lot.
You’re doing this on purpose.
You’re doing this to me on purpose.
This is no good.
-Give that to me. -What kind of dentistry is this?
Let me spit, let me take a breath.
One of the well-known figures in the underworld, Raci Karaboga,
also known as “Solak Raci”, had his father Yusuf Karaboga’s
body flown to Istanbul.
Yusuf Karaboga recently died
in a stampede during the stoning of the devil at the Hajj.
Here you go.
It had no effect over me the last time.
What you gave me during the holiday was good, though.
Relax, this one is much better.
You stress too much, that’s why you don’t feel the effects.
Are you going to watch me? Get lost!
Help!
Solak Raci, I got you now.
If tenders are your territory, graveyards are mine.
Take this.
Come back next week.
Thank you so much, my tooth fairy, but rest assured
I won’t forget this favor.
Also, let me tell you something.
Anyone can be a dentist, but not everyone can be a tooth fairy.
-So, Orhan? -So, let me tell you one thing,
that guy’s no good.
How do you know?
You saw him once. Are you stupid or what?
I’ve been running a business in Kustepe for years, girl.
Do you know how many people I’ve buried?
I can tell what kind of energy someone has just by looking at them.
Good for you.
We’re done with your teeth. Off you go.
Let me tell you one last thing.
Love is about here, the heart.
Got it?
So?
It’s not just about being handsome, walking around like a Greek god.
Gotta love from the heart.
-I see, alright. -That guy has probably taken hundreds
of girls out to fancy restaurants with his looks.
-But I... -Orhan, don’t occupy the room in vain.
But the street food I had with you...
You remember the meatball wrap we had after the match, don’t you?
-Yes. -I’ll never forget that.
I haven’t had those meatballs again.
Remember Selami in Kustepe? I only go to his place for his beans.
-I don’t go anywhere else. -Okay.
Come on, dear. Can you leave, please?
What’s with the attitude?
Back in Kustepe, you’d to chase after me when your parents sent you to the store.
You were like Olive Oyl back then.
How many surgeries have you had?
-Man, are you crazy? -Yeah, you’d say that.
You are an idiot.
Why do I keep...
I didn’t come for you, I forgot the prescription.
Won’t you give me the prescription?
Get out! Get lost!
Why do I keep running into guys like this!? He is an idiot.
Did you cut the girl’s feet, Erkan?
Yeah, Raci. We buried her two feet in different places.
-These lilies haven’t bloomed yet. -Help them, bro.
Don’t do it, bro. For God’s sake.
-For the love of God. -We’re not enemies!
Don’t do this, bro.
This is no good. You’re holding too much tension.
It’ll cause pain, internal bleeding.
Bro, I’m begging you.
You bastards!
Screw them!
Hold this.
I’ll go, be back, and beat you up.
Okay?
Don’t stop, keep beating them up.
Accept this servant into your heaven, God!
-Amen. -Amen.
Protect us from
the wrath of the devil, who tries to lead us astray in various ways.
-Amen. -Amen.
How did the deceased pass away?
He died while stoning the devil during Hajj.
Open the gates of heaven for your servant Yusuf,
who died on the Hajj road.
-Amen. -Amen.
Grant these servants, who say “amen”
the same fate of being trampled to death
on the Hajj roads, O’ Lord.
-Amen. -Amen.
Al-Fatiha for the deceased’s soul.
Slip it in.
Shrouds have no pockets, what did you do there?
The shrouds have no pockets, right. We slip it in.
It’s customary.
We don’t want the boss to look poor there.
May God not give us any other troubles.
Careful.
No soil will touch him.
Don’t put it like that, boy.
There’ll be no soil on him
How did you put it? Cover that properly.
Help, boy. Cover up properly.
No soil will touch the deceased.
Good, that’s better.
Hold this, Naylon.
-Orhan? -Yeah?
Let’s take the money and leave.
Let’s leave the deceased in peace.
That’s what I thought at first too.
But that fool took out my implants.
So, we’re going to kidnap this poor soul who died a martyr for God’s sake.
There’s nothing else we can do.
Orhan, how will kidnapping him help us?
Naylon, we’ll demand ransom.
Orhan, you’re not on the right path. Let me tell you.
Because of you, I either get beaten by others
or you beat me yourself.
I’m fed up.
I can’t take it anymore. Let me tell you.
If this goes on, I’m done.
Why do I beat you up, Naylon? Why do I beat you up?
Because you always do something stupid, that’s why I beat you.
Do I beat you for fun?
Come on, for God’s sake.
What have you done, idiot?
What have you done? You’ve pierced through the guy!
Then you ask me why I beat you up!
Why would I not beat you up?
-Don’t hit. -Why should I not...
-Don’t hit. -Oh, and you’re telling me not to hit!
-Should I get cancer instead? -Don’t hit!
-Why did you pierce through the guy? -Don’t hit!
-I’ll kill you and bury you here. -Don’t hit.
-I’ll bury you. -Don’t hit.
I’ll hit you with the torch.
-How can I not? -Don’t hit me.
Don’t! Stop it!
-I’ll do what I want. -Don’t hit!
-Get out of here! -Don’t hit!
To hell with you!
And then you wonder why your older brother beats you up.
How can I not beat you?
I used to mend your torn clothes when we were kids.
Now you’ve grown up, but I’m still mending your torn clothes.
Why? Because foolishness sticks, brother.
Foolishness doesn’t go away.
Don’t look at me like that. Don’t stare at me like that.
Or I’ll stitch you up here.
Give me the phone, I’ll call Raci.
If we hand over his father with a hole in his chest,
I swear he’ll turn our butts into rubber bands.
And you’re still looking at me with attitude.
“Why does my brother beat me?”
I swear I’ll smack you right in the face.
Don’t touch the corpse.
-Good day. -Hello, good day.
Welcome to the Karabag Limited Family.
I’d like to speak with Raci Karabag.
Who shall I say is calling?
Um, well... Tell him we met at the tender.
Just say Orhan from the tender, he’ll know who I am.
What’s it about, sir?
Tell him I’m calling for condolences.
One moment, I’ll put you through.
Mr. Raci, you have a call.
-Who’s this? -Hello, Mr. Raci.
Sorry to call you at this hour when you’ve just had your funeral, but
this is an important matter.
Speak.
Listen, Mr Raci, we’ve got your deceased father.
You’ve got my father?
By 2 pm tomorrow,
you’ll have 5 million ready.
I’ll give you 5 million?
A guy will come,
and you’ll give him the money, okay?
Alright.
If there’s no trouble, you’ll get your father’s body.
But if there is trouble...
If there is?
If there...
I’ll put a hole in your father’s chest.
Come.
-Come, come. -Alright. Get the money ready.
See you tomorrow, kiss kiss.
Orhan,
this time you’ve really pissed Raci off.
How do you know he won’t kill you when you go there to pick up the money?
I know for sure, brother,
because I’m not going to pick up the money, you are.
-I’m going?! -You are going.
Why me?
What do you mean why? Don’t shout at your brother.
Don’t shout or you’ll get smacked.
You go!
You fool, I’m doing all this for you.
Would I want any harm to come to you?
I care about you deeply.
Every night before bed I think, he is the legacy of our parents.
How can I make sure he’s not a fool,
that he becomes a businessman, a proper man!
Because,
I worry about what you would do without me
if something were to happen to me.
Sometimes I put myself at risk to protect you, don’t I?
You don’t.
You always push me forward, Orhan.
Am I your bodyguard? Huh?
You can’t screw me up this time, Orhan.
Go and get the money yourself.
Nothing will happen to you.
You’ll simply walk into the room like a lion,
Shout, “Where the hell is Recai?,
Take me to his office now!”. Got it?
Where the hell is Recai?
You’ll take the money and walk out, no problem.
-Where the hell is Recai? -That’s it. Exactly.
-Where the hell is Recai? -You’re doing great.
-Shall I say it again? -Go ahead.
-Where the hell is Recai? -That’s it.
-He must be trembling in fear, right? -Yes.
What if he beats me up?
He took care of us at the municipal office.
He killed us with that beating.
He can’t threaten us with beatings anymore.
-He can’t. -He can’t.
You know what I think Recai is saying right now?
-What? -He’s saying, “Oh, no, Naylon is coming.
I better count the money and get it ready.”
-Oh, God, Naylon is coming. -Naylon is coming.
He’s probably peeing his pants out of fear, right?
-Of course. -I’ll show him.
Where the hell is Recai?
Exactly. Don’t overdo it, yell, though.
Like this?
Where the hell is Recai?
Naylon,
who on earth is Recai? We’ve been calling him Recai all day.
Don’t call him Recai.
Call him Raci. Or he may screw you up.
Listen, don’t go walking around with your mouth open, okay?
There’s a corpse in the car. The society is already messed up.
We don’t need any more trouble. Go and come back soon.
What are you doing?
Blowing in it.
What are you going to do with that bag?
I’ll put the money in it.
You’ll put 5 million in a beer bag?
I thought it’d draw less attention.
Off you go.
Go, get it done, Naylon. And when I beat you,
I’m the one at fault, right?
You’ll end up with a smack...
Like this...
You’ll die at my hands.
Gosh!
Isn’t that guy the new boyfriend of my tooth fairy?
The lists are here. They’re all over 60.
Most of them live alone.
Got it.
What’s he doing here?
Call each one from a different number. Keep a low profile.
-Got it, anything else? -No.
Alright then.
Kenan, are you still an engineer?
No, I’m a dentist this time.
Kenan, eh?
I could tell something was wrong with this guy.
Alright then, shall we begin? Let’s get it rolling.
Hello, am I speaking with Rabia Uysal?
I’m officer Ozcan, calling from the
Anti-Smuggling and Organized Crime Department.
Ma’am, someone is trying to scam you right now.
Stay calm. Alright, ma’am, please stay calm.
We’re aware of the situation.
You just need to get 5000 liras ready, it’s urgent.
This guy’s definitely a conman.
Are you currently residing at your address in Sisli?
Alright, don’t worry, ma’am.
Our officers will be there around 5 pm tomorrow to pick up the money.
We’ll take the money from you.
You don’t need to be afraid, ma’am, we’ll take care of this.
Don’t tell anyone about this, though.
Because we need to catch them in the act.
Alright, ma’am, don’t be afraid, we’ll take care of it.
Alright, ma’am, see you.
Thank you, thank you.
You conman, if you hurt Sule in any way,
I’ll throw you off the balcony.
He fell!
Man! Man!
-Someone call an ambulance! -Make way!
They threw Naylon down from the upper floor without mercy!
Make way. Let me!
Move aside! Naylon?
-Is he alive? -Yeah, he’s fine, no worries.
Naylon?
Come on, get up!
To hell with the job you do!
What sort of a job is that, Orhan?!
This can’t be happening!
If I hit you in the face,
you’ll be in so much trouble, but I don’t do it because you’re my brother.
Alright, stop yelling. Let’s go before the police shows up.
Come on, we’re fine.
Come on, let’s lift him. Come on, Naylon.
Come on, thank you. Come on.
“We’re fine?”
The guy threw me from the 37th floor.
My butt’s not working anymore!
You’re fine, you’re fine. Move, let’s get to the car.
If it hadn’t been for this microfiber tracksuit...
-That’s what saved me, you know? -It did.
-That’s why nothing happened. -Let’s go to the car.
They can’t kill me, those punks.
They can’t kill you. Let’s go to the...
Where the hell is the car? There’s no car.
Didn’t we park the car here, Naylon?
Where the hell is the car?!
Where’s the car?
Where the hell is the car?
Why would anyone want a 1995 model Kartal?!
Maslak is messed up too!
There are thieves all around us!
I thought you had high-paying jobs!
I thought you were white-collar workers!
What am I supposed to do without a car?
There’s a bod...
Man!
Naylon, get up!
Get up, we have to go now.
Come on.
-I fell again. -I know, move.
-I can barely stand on my feet. -You’ll be fine, come on.
This time, the tracksuit didn’t save me.
Stop pulling me!
You know Haydar?
He shocked everyone in the races at Gazi, you know?
-For real? -Of course.
He used to be very rich.
Then he started using horse doping on himself.
Then his eyes went crooked, he went bankrupt. He was all ruined.
Orhan, you think this will work?
I’m telling you...
The police can’t find the car, but I guarantee Haydar will.
He has a great network.
So, he used horse doping on himself?
He got hooked on it badly.
Well... Did...
-Did he inject it into his eyes? -His eyes went crooked.
Catch him! Catch him!
Why did you steal the horse?
Brother Haydar...
My dad died 78 days ago, I still haven’t been able to hold the memorial service!
No way! Were you planning to make pide with horse meat?
What else is a horse good for?
Get up! Get out of here!
If I ever see you in the hood again,
I’ll have you taken out!
People have gone wild, Haydar.
They have.
Orhan,
I thought you said you’d never come back here.
I’m in trouble. I need your help.
Alright.
Look, I’ve got goosebumps.
I felt a shiver in me, you know?
Wherever you are, trouble is never far away, but
what can I do? Seems you’re in a difficult situation.
Even if there’s death at the end of it, I’ll help.
That’s the code.
It’s not that serious of a mess.
I just need a little bit of help from you, that’s all.
-Little, eh? -Yes.
So, tell me.
Remember my white Kartal?
What model is it, tell me that?
Hello,
listen, check for a 1995 model white Kartal.
Let me know if you spot it.
Come on.
Haydar, these guys you’re talking to can keep their mouths shut, right?
If the body is found, I swear we’ll be done for.
You can relax.
God willing, we’ll get out of this clean.
-I hope so. -Keep your heart at ease.
Hello?
Yes.
It’s in Baruthane.
Alright, thanks a lot.
They’ve spotted the car in Baruthane.
Let’s go right away then.
What are we waiting for here? Get up.
Naylon, don’t forget your tracksuit.
Come on.
-We didn’t pay for the tea but... -I took care of it.
Okay.
How’s it inside?
They’re starting the auction at 20, Selim.
Okay.
This is Wreckage Mustafa’s club.
He’s here to play.
I can run the car without the key. Shall we take the car and leave?
Wait a second.
I’ll be back, don’t go anywhere.
I said I could start the car without the key.
-Alright, bro. -I can-
-What the hell happened? -The body isn’t in the car.
I can start the car without the key.
-To hell with your mouth! -Alright, alright.
-Don’t get worked up, man. -How can I not?!
If I don’t take that body to Raci, he’ll shove those implants up my butt.
And this fool is like, “I can start the...” Don’t stare at me like that.
Don’t look at me with that attitude.
Alright, man.
Go away!
-Stop shouting! -Alright, Naylon.
I am here, man, he can do no such thing.
Let’s go find that body,
-Then we’ll think of Raci. -Okay.
Peace be upon you, radio man.
Peace be upon you, Haydar.
-Is everything okay? -Yes, everything’s fine.
We’re not here to cause trouble. We’ll play and leave.
Unit 2 to Unit 1.
Unit 2 is listening, understood.
-3 people are coming, welcome them. -Understood, moving into position.
Go ahead.
Haydar,
I bet on Buyuk Iskender in tomorrow’s race. What do you think?
Forget Iskender, bet on Dilbar, and be at ease.
But Dilbar lost the last race.
The last race isn’t a true indicator, radio man.
Got it, bro. I’m enlightened now.
GAZIANTEP PISTACHIO LOVERS’ ASSOCIATION
Tilki Selim is over there.
Alright, gentlemen, the cards.
-How much for a card? -20 liras.
Let’s see if I have 20 Liras.
Here. Give me a card.
Thanks, bro.
Why are you looking at me like that? I had 20, gave it to him, got a card.
Orhan, we’re chasing after your business here.
Alright, I’m not an employer, though.
You’re not, but we’re here for you.
That’s how it goes. Empty your wallet.
Gosh, we go through all that effort to scam people,
but they take us down in two minutes here.
-Here, you want one too? -Yes, I want one too.
Alright, give us another card, then.
How much did I give to you? 120.
-I’ll bring the change in a second. -Okay.
Come on.
68.
I don’t have it.
57.
69, nice position.
29.
71
51.
Don’t you have anything but toasted sandwiches here?
-You think we’re in Las Vegas, man? -I’m dying inside.
Here I am worried about this, and you’re still thinking about food.
I won’t eat.
Orhan, I’ve got the second row filled.
I’ll yell Bingo soon.
Give me that, give it here.
-You won’t pull it off, give it to me. -Okay.
Just 1.
-Just 1. -Oh!
-Alright, Bingo! -Bingo!
-Bro, won’t you check this? -Come here and check this!
-It’s Bingo! -Bingo!
-Come, come. -It’s here.
Bingo, we win.
-All the numbers are here. -All in order.
They’re all in order.
What are you staring at it like a fool?
Don’t you see all the chips match?!
What else do you need to check?!
Don’t give me that look, man!
Don’t drive me mad!
Who owns this place?
Tell the owner of this place,
tell him Orhan Koparan is here!
Don’t drive me mad! Is this a gambling den or what?!
Whoever takes my bingo money,
I’ll make them pay for it.
I’ve had enough of this treatment!
Bring me my money!
Who are these guys?
I don’t know, they must have taken a pill before coming here.
They don’t seem sound people.
Give them their money so, they can get the hell out of here
before I beat them up.
Bring it! Or I’ll screw your toasted sandwich!
Alright! Stop yelling!
Here’s your money.
Do I have to explain myself to you?
Huh?
Put your hand down!
Give me the money.
You’ll drop it.
Naylon, I’ll swear you’ll drive me mad.
Of course, you’ll give our money.
What did you do with the body?
Man! Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?!
You punks! Who are you!?
Ah, Selim...
Master Orhan.
I should have known it was you by the speed.
Selim, this is important. What did you do with the body, bro?
The body is at the Omerli Dam,
I buried it in the picnic area, master.
I can send you the location if you like.
Go ahead, send me right away.
It’s really important, you know?
Does it hurt a lot?
-Received it, master? -Let me see.
Let me see, Selim.
Yes, I’ve received it...
There’s a lot of blood here!
Call an ambulance for him, he’s bleeding badly!
I have one more question, Selim.
It’ll trouble me if you end up dying.
Go ahead, master.
Why did you steal my car, man?
I didn’t know it was yours, master.
I saw it running, so,
I took it.
-Forgive me. -Forgive you?
Son, may God forgive you. Who am I to forgive?
-Amen, master. -Amen, amen.
Does it...
God rest his soul.
I’d recite a prayer for you, but I don’t have a paper or something with me.
And I can’t recite it by heart.
Anyway.
I didn’t like you, Selim, but I respected your art.
-Orhan? -Huh?
All hell’s breaking loose here.
Run away after us.
-Okay. -Come on.
Wonder what he did with the keys. Where would he put it?
In his shirt’s pocket, of course.
Orhan, look here, Haydar is about to die.
Hang on, Haydar. For God’s sake, hold on.
You didn’t die even when you were trampled by horses.
We still have to find the body, man.
Orhan...
Orhan, Haydar is trying to say something.
Say it.
Say it, Haydar, I’m listening.
You punk!
I knew something was
going to happen to me when you showed up but...
...but that’s okay.
If anyone asks, tell them
I lived and died by the code.
Of course, bro.
We’ll tell everyone you lived and died by the code.
Orhan, Haydar is dead! Haydar is dead!
Oh, no! Ah, Haydar!
He had kids. We’ve wronged him.
God rest his soul. He’s dead for sure, right?
Yeah, he is. He even let out a death fart.
It stinks.
Poor man.
-Let me see, he’s dead. -It really stinks.
Oh, God!
Ah, Haydar.
May God bless you a thousand times. You helped us many times.
Come on.
Orhan, won’t you recite a prayer?
I don’t know any prayers, I don’t have my papers with me.
I’ll recite one for him later.
You don’t know any prayers?
I don’t know any prayers, Naylon, I always read them from a paper.
-You are such a scumbag. -Let’s go.
My tooth fairy.
Orhan, why did you come here again?
I need to tell you something very important.
Okay, go ahead.
Your boyfriend, Kerim...
He’s a con artist.
I saw it with my own eyes, I heard it with my own ears.
Look, my hands are shaking out of anger.
He calls old women and scams them over the phone.
He robs poor retirees of their pensions.
In the Turkish dictionary, your Kerim is the definition of a “scumbag”.
Orhan,
is this what you’re doing now?
Getting jealous of Kerim and making up crazy lies about him?
If I’m lying or slandering him, may both my eyes go blind.
Orhan, enough. Enough!
I don’t want to live the rest of my life
as the girl you’re obsessive with.
Got it?
Also, Kerim is a
very good person, but you... Not so much.
Wow, tooth fairy.
Let me tell you one last thing, though.
God forgives his servant,
will Orhan forgive you? Maybe.
-Good night. -Alright, goodbye.
I’m leaving.
Hello Raci.
We’re bringing your father’s body to the hotel tomorrow.
Come with the money, and take him.
Raci, pretty boy.
I’m here at the hotel, ready for the exchange.
Wait, why is our suitcase here?
If you love your father, don’t be late, come early.
Everyone from Kustepe sends their regards.
I’m waiting, dear.
Man!
Where’s the suitcase?
Man!
Man! Man!
Naylon!
Run, run!
-Naylon, run! The suitcase is getting away! -Oh shit!
We have to find that suitcase, Naylon, or Raci will bleed us dry.
Yes, Erkan?
Raci, these guys tricked us.
They took your father too.
This has gone too far, Erkan.
Dead or alive, it doesn’t matter.
Bring my father’s body and those two bastards’ corpses to me!
Okay, okay! Don’t worry, Raci.
I’m on their trail.
There was a girl he cared about.
We can take her if need be.
This way?
Stretch your feet.
A bit more.
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
Where’s the locker room for Besiktas?
Can’t you see we’re the visiting team?
How are we supposed to know?
Alright, no need to get mad.
I was going to say good luck, but with that belly, it’s a tough sell.
Come on, Naylon.
This isn’t working, Naylon.
We best split up and look.
Check the hallways, okay?
And I’ve got an idea, if it works, I’ll do it.
-Where do I go? -Just check the hallways?
-Walk through them. -Which hallways?
As we do right now, Naylon.
Just go straight and check the hallways.
Come on, no need to get excited.
Come on, Naylon.
-I’m going. -Off you go.
Go.
Peace be upon you, gentlemen.
The president of TokatSpor has ordered lahmacun for everyone.
Call all the security guards. He said, “they should eat while it’s still hot.
Otherwise, it won’t taste right.”
Go to the kitchen and eat your lahmacuns before they get cold.
-You? -I’m fasting.
Enjoy your meal. I’m fasting now because I couldn’t before.
They’re all in the kitchen.
He’s such a cool guy.
-Peace be upon you. -Peace be upon you.
Besiktas’ locker room is here, right?
Who are you, bro?
I’m the tea guy. Coach Senol asked for me.
He said, “Bring tea guy Orhan to me now, I’m waiting for him.”
We are not aware of this.
Are you the tea guy? Then why should you be aware of it?
I am aware of it.
Let me go now so we don’t make him mad.
Otherwise, we’ll all lose our jobs. Let’s not risk it.
He’s our precious one.
It was right here, wasn’t it?
I come here often but...
Nuri got injured during warm up,
the initial treatment was done, and he’ll probably be taken to the hospital.
If we see the club doctor,
we’ll get more details and share updates.
And now Tokatspor’s coach is here.
Let’s see what he says about Nuri.
Coach, what’s the latest on Nuri’s condition?
Nuri was injured.
He’s being taken to the hospital now.
Which hospital?
Which hospital...
-Goztepe. -To Goztepe?
Well...
I told them not to go there.
I have a CT scan scheduled for my head.
They gave me an appointment for six months later.
But they didn’t listen to me, they went there.
What are you saying, sir?
What..am..I saying...
He’ll get an appointment from the hospital first.
-When will Nuri return to the field? -Nuri...
Nuri’s football career is over.
Well... He’ll... He may come back in 6 months.
I told him to chew bread.
I fell too once, and I hit my head.
I did chew some bread.
What are you talking about, sir?
What am I talking about... I’m not talking about anything.
What are you talking about?
Cut, cut!
Cut!
Get out of here!
Hey!
Amokachi!
Daniel Amokachi! What’s up?
I used to cheer so much for you. I was such a big fan.
Can we take a selfie?
-Selfie? -Yeah, let’s take a selfie.
Come, for God’s sake.
Come, hold on.
Come, let’s take a selfie.
Man!
-No, no, selfie. -Okay, got it.
You’re the real deal, man.
-You’re the real deal. -Thank you.
Of course.
If I had your money, I wouldn’t even look at people’s faces.
Especially with the poor, I’d never associate myself with them.
To hell with the poor.
Poor people? They just get in the way? Who are they, anyway?
Look at me, barely surviving.
You guys are the real deal.
I don’t understand Turkish. Little, very little.
Alright, alright. Amokachi!
You were doing something like this. How was that?
-Alright, see you. -Thanks.
Amokachi.
Naylon does all the stupid things. Orhan does nothing.
Because I’m stupid. Ah, Orhan.
Once I get rid of these dogs,
if I partner up with you again, you can throw me out of Istanbul.
Enough, enough.
I’ve gone mad. And I’m already half-crazy.
Oh, crap!
These guys are trouble!
Come here! Come here!
Come!
Coach, we’ve got this match, don’t worry. I’m on it.
Man!
You belittle Anatolian teams, and now you’re also
shooting at them, huh?
Who shoots a player in the knee?
What did you want from the brain of the team?
Who shoots a coach?
Stop talking!
Where are you going, dear? Huh?
Come.
I can’t come, you’ll hurt me.
Come.
Come, come!
I didn’t do anything, it’s Orhan’s fault.
Right.
-You didn’t do anything. -I didn’t say anything to anyone.
-Why are you doing this? -You sneaky one, move!
-What did I do wrong? -Move!
Why are you...
Move!
God give me patience. Move!
-This is wrong. -Move!
-This is wrong. -You sly one!
-This is wrong. -Do we have to deal with you?!
Move, sneaky boy! Move!
Get in!
Get in. I said get in.
You too.
Man! What’s going on?!
-Thank you. -Bon Appetit.
Did you enjoy the food, darling?
Everything was great, thank you so much.
Sweetheart, I’ve been thinking, should we go on a vacation?
-We’ve been very tired lately. -Sure.
-You’ve been tired too. -Okay.
Let’s plan a vacation.
Good evening, happy birthday.
Kerim, who’s this?
The lady is coming with us.
What’s going on, bro?
Cheap wine.
Terrible appetizer choices.
The table’s too long for no reason. I’m guessing
you’re still in the early dating phase, right?
Kerim, who’s this guy? What’s he talking about? Who is he?
Right? Kerim, the dentist.
No, Kenan, the contractor.
Korhan, the car dealer.
Bilal, the film producer.
How would you like me to call you?
Listen, I’m going to be honest with you.
It’s not like I’m going to argue with you over a girl.
If you want or need, I can bring you different kind of girls too.
Shut up!
You, sneaky dog!
Disrespectful dog!
You’d put make-up on an old lady and try to pass her on as a young girl!
Well, what can I do? I mean
being good at your job isn’t a bad thing.
Ma’am, I think you also understand the situation quite well.
Come with me, let’s get out of here as soon as possible.
Let me take your bag for you as well.
Don’t you have anything to say, Kerim? What are you staring at?
Your friend’s name isn’t Kerim. Let’s go.
Damn you.
Didn’t I tell you not to show your faces around here again?
Huh?
You also said not to mention your name anywhere.
Ask brother Erkan.
Brother? Erkan, do you know these guys?
Brother Raci, I’ve been with you for years. Please, don’t do this.
What the hell are you guys up to?!
Who the hell are you?!
Why are we here? Who are you?
I don’t understand anything.
It’s nothing to do with you, miss.
This fool and that punk called Orhan
kidnapped my father’s body from the grave.
And they demanded
a ransom from me.
Didn’t you?
Five million in total.
Right?
Huh?
It wasn’t me. Orhan demanded it.
Man, what on earth are you on?
Eh?
Listen,
I’m telling you both for the last time.
-Where’s my father? -Where’s he?
Where’s that lowlife called Orhan?
-Where’s he? -Where’s he?
-My father
-Where’s he? -Where’s he?
-Where’s Orhan? -Where’s he?
Where’s he?!
Look at me,
I’ll kill her
and I’ll get you beaten up all night.
Where’s Orhan?!
Go and take a look!
Go, go!
This is how our life goes.
-Erkan. -I’ll go check, Raci.
Listen, girl
you seem like an educated person.
Either tell me where Orhan is
or I’m about to do very bad things to you.
Where is my father?
Where is Orhan?
This has gotten out of hand!
Start praying!
-Orhan. -Quick.
-Help us. -You shot the man.
Raci’s going to kill us.
Let’s go. Now, Naylon!
-He was going to shoot me. -Come on.
The trouble magnet we can’t get rid of!
Didn’t I tell you I’d kill you?
-Run, run. -Move.
Damn you, man!
Orhan.
Can I have a moment please?
Orhan, thank you so much for everything.
You saved my life.
Are you stupid?
I don’t know, I thought you were going to kiss me when you pulled in close.
-What a guy... -Gosh.
How are you, brother? Come, let’s hug.
Right, now that you’re in trouble, you want to hug.
That guy was about to put a bullet in my head!
God damn you! What kind of a brother are you?!
God damn you! Get out of my sight!
Naylon, watch your tongue or I’ll beat you up.
Off you go.
Orhan Koparan.
You’re under arrest for stealing a body. Take him away.
Go, move!
Go! He’s a headache.
Should I kiss you?
What are you talking about?
TWO YEARS LATER
Who is Naylon, the tracksuit guy.
It’s me.
This is yours, sir.
What’s that?
-Thanks. -You’re welcome.
Dear Naylon,
greetings and kisses.
I’ll be out of prison soon, brother.
Can you send me some money? I need it.
We’re going to start an amazing business when I get out.
Wait for me.
Your older brother, Orhan.
I had half a mind and now I’ve lost it completely.
Don’t get out, Orhan.
Don’t you get out!
What should I do now? Where should I go?
Orhan, get out!
Orhan!