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(♪ MUNA: "Home By Now")

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♪ Heard that you were selling
your piano and your car

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♪ It feels so weird to not reach out
and ask how you are

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♪ Wonder if you're moving,
or if money's just that tight

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♪ These are the kinds of questions
to which I've resigned my rights

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- ♪ Ever since
- Sorry, girls, do you mind...?

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♪ I decided

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♪ There were things
that I needed... ♪

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(Muffled cheering and applause)

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(Phone vibrating)

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- (Knocking)
- (Princy) Honestly, you slayed it, babe.

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- Want a tea?
- I'm just going to shower and pass out.

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- (Princy) Fair. Love you, Boo.
- Love you, too!

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(Sighs heavily)

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(Phone vibrating)

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I've gone soft, sorry.

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That was really fun.

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- Bye.
- See you.

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(Door closes)

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Eugh! A human centipede.

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- Actually, kind of queer.
- Hmm. Yeah. Totes.

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Imagine being the sound person
on that film.

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Like, "Hey, Tamara, can we just get you
gurgling the shit in your mouth..."

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- Eugh!
- (All laughing)

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(Layla) What's this?

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You keep forgetting to eat
before your gigs.

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Thank you, honey.

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(Felix) Girl, girl, girl.
Come help me rescue this.

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(Princy) So, you excited to pretend
that ready meals cure AIDS tonight?

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I'm excited for the £900
they're paying me.

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- Nine hundred?
- Ooh, £900!

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- That's right.
- Get it, girl. Slay!

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Listen, baby, I'm not saying
you shouldn't do it, just, you know...

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Feel free to euthanise me if someone comes
at my face with a rainbow glitter pen.

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You don't have to come.

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Don't listen to them.
Of course we're coming.

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Free drinks, bitch!

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We're not letting you get fed
to the wolves like that, yeah?

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(Painful groaning on TV)

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Oh, God.

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Please do that in front
of the straights tonight!

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- (Laughing)
- OK, no. This is not my portion.

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(Princy) Oh, come on!

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(Giggling)

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Ah, Holy Mother of Devastation!

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Oh, Jesus!

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OK, we want to get you on
straight away for a song.

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Then a meet-and-greet,
then a little break,

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and then some more numbers, OK?

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Oh, and our catchphrase tonight,
just in case you forget, is:

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"Grab a fork and tuck in,

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"cos everyone is welcome
round this table."

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- OK?
- (Laughing)

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- (Lift beeping)
- You ready?

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Yep.

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♪ Release me

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♪ Release my body

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♪ I know it's wrong

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♪ So, why am I with you now?

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- ♪ I say release me
- Roll, honey.

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- Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- Happy Pride!

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Work it, bitch! Ha-ha!

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(Woman) Oh, my God. Hysterical!

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- Ha! You've got to see this one.
- Let's have a look.

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Oh, wonderful.
(Laughing)

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- Oh, my God...
- Uh-huh, I think not. Fuck that.

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- (Layla) Princy, this is hell.
- Baby girl, I know. What did you expect?

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"Happy Pride!"

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Look, the bag, 900 quid.
That's why you're here.

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- Who gives a shit what...?
- Please tell me someone has a lighter.

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Yeah, it's basically broken, but...
see if you can work your magic.

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You're a saint.

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- Hey, Jonathan Brindle.
- (Mouths) Really?

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Max. AD Brother.
We should celebrate later.

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♪ Primadonna girl, yeah

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♪ All I ever wanted was the world

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♪ I can't help that I need it all

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♪ The primadonna life,
the rise and fall

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♪ You say that I'm kinda difficult

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- ♪ But it's always someone else's fault
- Isn't that a bit much?

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No, I think it's OK.
I think it's just what they do.

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- (Jonathan) I said classy.
- (Woman) I think people will like it.

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♪ Primadonna girl,
would you do anything for me?

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♪ Buy a big diamond ring for me? ♪

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Er, OK. Lovely.
That's enough for tonight.

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Er, there's your payment.
Thank you so much for coming.

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- Thank you.
- I think we've got a car...

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- Oh, sorry. What are these?
- They're your Fork Me! coupons. £900 worth.

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You're kidding, right?

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I know.
It's probably gonna last you all year.

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- Fucking... Fuck me!
- (Microphone feedback)

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Hello.

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Ladies and...

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...gender queers.

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Well, my name, erm...
as I'm sure you don't know... is Layla!

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Whoo!

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And tonight...

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Well, since Fork Me!
are all about diversity...

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...I thought I would use
this Pride celebration

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to reflect on just how much
these ready meals have done

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for me and my community.

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Like when my sister Tasered me
after discovering my rusty anal beads...

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...it was my trusty Fork Me! noodle set
that was there to heal all my wounds.

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Honestly, thank you, guys, so much.

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Or, erm...

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Oh, when a white hen party harem
refused to sit next to me on the train

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because my studded handbag
looked threatening,

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it was my inclusive Fork Me! taco set

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that stood by my side in the fight
against everyday racism!

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Enchiladas, baby!

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(Crowd muttering)

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You lost... misguided children.

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Us queens might just seem like
shiny surface candy to you.

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But dig a little deeper...

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...and you'll find some raw...
queer... meat!

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Give me my meat!

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- (Crowd) Oh!
- (Lucilla) Oh, my God. This is deranged.

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Give me my meat!

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Give me my meat!

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♪ Give me my meat!

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♪ Give me my meat!

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♪ Give me my meat! ♪

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(Sighs heavily)

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Mood.

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- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry. Oh, fucking hell, it's you.

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- And it's you.
- Max. That was, erm...

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- A Satanic abomination?
- No, no, no.

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I was going to say that was...
that was incredible.

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Although you might've just lost us
a major client.

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It's my company
that does all the marketing, so...

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Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Honestly, I don't know what came over me.

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Don't worry. They're just ready meals.

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Should I run before they come
for my head, or...?

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No, I've got your back.

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Not that you need protection or anything,
you're like... wow!

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- I've got to... go.
- Yeah, yeah. Me, too.

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Wait.

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Erm...

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There's a piece of beef in your hair.

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Yes, it's... it's good.

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- It's all good.
- Great.

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- OK...
- Yeah.

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- Go.
- Yeah.

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Are you going somewhere
way more fun? Yeah?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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I'm just gonna channel my inner Titanic.

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Erm...

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(American accent)
You wanna go to a real party?

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- You... you mean right now?
- Yeah.

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Or you could stay at this thrilling rave,
I mean... it's up to you.

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Ah Fuck. I said to my boss
that I'd see this out, so... I can't.

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That's a shame.

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Yeah.

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See ya!

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See ya.

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- (Felix) Right, time to skin you, bitch!
- There's literally an udon noodle up my hole.

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- Move, man!
- (Felix) It's giving Layla Bolognese!

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- Oh, it actually listened to me.
- (Felix) Ah, you're gonna be looking good.

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- (Footsteps on stairs)
- Is she ready?

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Is that party invite still going?

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- Hell, yeah!
- (Laughing)

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You are just in time for the best part.

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This is where you get to see
behind the curtain.

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Enter Mr Darcy.

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Wow, that's... What a production.

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- Somebody's laying pipe tonight.
- Eugh!

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- Come on, sit down.
- Yes... yeah... Hello.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- What do you think of this?
- (Layla) It's unreal, babe.

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Yes, honey, this eats, but this devours!

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So, we're going to a sort of,
like an alien-themed party.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Hmm...

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- And you couldn't look more human.
- Mm-hmm.

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- I thought that was a good thing.
- Ooh!

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- It's giving very corporate realness, honey.
- Here.

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- Perfect. Do you mind?
- What? Stabbing me?

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- No, I'd never.
- (Felix) I can do it, if you like.

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- I mean... I am an expert.
- No, it's OK. I got it, boo.

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You don't mind, do you?
I'll just make a small incision.

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- OK. Where?
- You don't need any general anaesthetic.

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Just here. Where you get
your normal jabs, OK?

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♪ When I dance, I prance with joy

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♪ I'm not thinking about you, boy,
it's useless all that energy

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♪ Going straight to you,
coming out of me

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♪ I want the cars, the cash,
the clothes, the finer things

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♪ Pretty girls love weed
and diamond rings

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♪ Caviar couture,
head out to the floor... ♪

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(Giggling)

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- Do you want a goodie?
- Yes, please!

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(Inaudible)

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- Hey, bitch!
- Boo-boo!

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Oh, my God! Hey, bitch!

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(Both) Mwah-mwah!

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- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

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I'm good. Nice to see... Ooh! Ooh!

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- Who's your milk trade?
- Oh, this right here is Max...

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Mercury!

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And this bitch has her own orbit!
How do you know each other?

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Well, me and M... Mercury,
we go way back.

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Yeah, no, he's, erm...
he's a performance artist.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm, er...

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I use, like, banana skins,

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and, like... other fruit peels
like in excessive orgies.

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It's critiquing consumption.

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- OK. Er... work!
- Yeah!

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In a bit.

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- (Layla) Tell her about it, Neptune.
- It's an animation.

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It's a love story, really,
between, er... a table and a chair.

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- It's devastating.
- Wow!

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You've got to tell me
if the chair's a top or a bottom.

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Well, it's a table top,
so the table tops.

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- Yeah?
- He's great.

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- I'm great.
- Hmm...

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Can I take you somewhere special?

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Welcome to Eden!

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Wow.

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Ooh, wow!

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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah!

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This...

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Wow, this is an epic view.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we can see all the way
through to enemy lines.

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You know I work near there?

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Are you saying I'm your enemy?

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Yes.

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That's why I was forced
to kidnap you tonight.

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Glad you did.

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Very glad you did.

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Yeah?

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This club, it's just...

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It's amazing.

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Yeah, I know. Feathers is...

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...basically like an orphanage for us.

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We're actually fighting
to stop it from shutting down.

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Can't believe I've never heard of it.

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- She's a bit broken.
- Yeah.

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- Whoa... sorry.
- What? No, no, it's fine.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

241
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,333
- Shit!
- No, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, yeah.

242
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,833
- It's just a zip on the left.
- It's a zip?

243
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:42,083
- There's two.
- Yeah, there's two.

244
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,208
Oh, fucking hell.

245
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,208
You're beautiful.

246
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,583
Really?

247
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,750
(Groaning)

248
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,083
What time is it?

249
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,625
(Princy) Hmm...

250
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,458
OK...

251
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,958
- Did you have fun last night?
- Yeah. I guess.

252
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,750
Not as much fun as you, apparently.
We missed you last night.

253
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,667
Oh. My. God.

254
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,125
- You're already fallen hard, haven't you?
- No, I have not.

255
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,500
He was just...

256
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,083
- I never get with guys like that.
- Why would you want to?

257
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,750
They only ever want the fantasy,
not the reality.

258
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,042
Yeah, you're probably right.

259
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:13,500
Anyway, I'm pretty sure
I'm never seeing him again.

260
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:19,708
Those binbags were practically
leaking jizz. I can't.

261
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,292
(Laughing)

262
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,083
Lovely.

263
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,375
It's a fucking hard knock life,
I'm telling you.

264
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,375
I'm sorry,
but she's not cooking tonight.

265
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:31,458
There's still probably some Fork Me! ready
meal in my wig. We could just stir fry it.

266
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,250
Oh, God. What was I even thinking?

267
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,417
Girl, you were everything!

268
00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,958
You have to revive that ready meal
masturbation moment

269
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,333
for the Gay Shame party.

270
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,417
I lived! Lived.

271
00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,833
- What's with the suitcase, boo?
- I've got a gig.

272
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:11,292
- At ten in the morning?
- Yeah. Drag brunch.

273
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,583
(Groans)

274
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:44,458
(Imam reciting Qur'an)

275
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,375
(Recitation continues)

276
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,167
(Muttering prayer)

277
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,792
(Overlapping voices)

278
00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:33,375
<i>- Habibi!</i>
- Oh, one second, yeah?

279
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,708
OK.

280
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,458
(In Arabic)<i>Latif, my handsome son.</i>

281
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,375
(In Arabic)<i>My beautiful mother. Hello, Dad.</i>

282
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,083
<i>How come you never come</i>
<i>to see me anymore, huh?</i>

283
00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,375
<i>Have you forgotten I exist?</i>

284
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,000
It's nonstop travelling with work,
I told you.

285
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,000
(In Arabic)<i>Business must be good, then, habibi?</i>

286
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,625
Yeah, well, you know me...
I'm doing my best.

287
00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:14,250
<i>- There's someone we want you to meet.</i>
- No, Mum, please. Not again.

288
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:18,667
<i>You remember Sara, right?</i>
<i>From Islam class when you were teenagers?</i>

289
00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:24,083
Hey, Sara.

290
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:29,333
- What's up?
- Everything's good, <i>alhamdulillah.</i>

291
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,917
We'll leave you two to get acquainted.

292
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,917
Mum, no one in England
actually says that.

293
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:49,583
- So, what have you been up to recently?
- Oh, no, we don't need to do this.

294
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,917
My boyfriend's waiting in his car
around the corner.

295
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:54,792
- He's white.
- Oh, shit.

296
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,625
(Both chuckling)

297
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,667
I've got some blow, if you want.

298
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,750
I mean, it's the only way to keep
your eyes open through one of these.

299
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,875
Er, yes, please.

300
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:12,958
(♪ Singing in Arabic)

301
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,125
(Whooping)

302
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,792
(♪ Singing and drums echoing)

303
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,750
- (Fatima) Latif!
- Sis!

304
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,417
You look beautiful!

305
00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:55,833
You know, you're legally obliged
to dance with me today.

306
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,375
<i>Yalla!</i>
Come on, let's go!

307
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,500
(♪ Traditional music and singing)

308
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:37,875
Latif, wait!

309
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,417
(Inaudible)

310
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,500
Just relax.
Of course I want you here.

311
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:50,250
- I never get to see you, Latif.
- We live in different cities.

312
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,208
That's going to change soon.

313
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:55,250
Haydar's work has an office in London.
I'm moving with him.

314
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:58,125
- Oh...
- Don't look so enthralled.

315
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:01,125
- (Haydar) My love!
- Hey.

316
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,750
How have I bagged me
the hottest bride?

317
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:08,750
- Haydar, this is Latif, my brother.
- Oh, my God! Well, finally!

318
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,875
- Come here, man!
- Hey!

319
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,583
We're family now.
And you work in the City, right?

320
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,292
I'm going to miss my train.

321
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,708
(Fatima) Latif? What?

322
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,250
Bye, Sis.

323
00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:28,708
Congrats.

324
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,583
♪ Split me open

325
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,125
♪ I'm an animal

326
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,125
♪ Not broken

327
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,500
♪ Not whole

328
00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:39,958
♪ Make a cut down there
where the daylight dies

329
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,292
♪ Turn me inside out
where the real me lies

330
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:47,167
♪ So I'll lose it
at the discotheque

331
00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:51,375
♪ And I'll do it for all of us

332
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,833
♪ You said yourself

333
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:58,583
♪ Just keep climbing up that hill

334
00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:02,375
♪ I tell you what I love

335
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:07,208
♪ I love to see you dance

336
00:30:08,292 --> 00:30:11,958
♪ I wanna feel free of dysphoria

337
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,542
♪ Climate grief

338
00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,667
♪ Destruction of me

339
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:18,917
♪ I wanna go somewhere
where it's just us

340
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:23,125
♪ And lift you up
and watch you dance

341
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:26,417
♪ I wanna be freed of this burdened soul

342
00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:28,292
♪ Wanna be alive

343
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,583
♪ Wanna feel the sunrise

344
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:33,917
♪ I wanna feel free of dysphoria

345
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,792
♪ Dysphoria

346
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,458
♪ Dysphoria

347
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:43,042
♪ It stops

348
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:46,375
♪ Every time you look at me

349
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,375
♪ You said

350
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,458
♪ Just keep climbing up that hill... ♪

351
00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:05,917
- Bye, bitch! You ate!
- You were great tonight.

352
00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:07,708
Thanks, girlies!

353
00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,208
Hey!

354
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,250
Hey...

355
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,792
Erm...

356
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,917
Oh, did you leave something
in the club the other night?

357
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:24,833
Er... yeah. You.

358
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:30,333
(Bouncer) Come on, time to go-go!
Get out of my house!

359
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:31,958
Er... come on.

360
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,167
Hey...

361
00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:39,542
I, erm... I haven't stopped
thinking about you.

362
00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:42,958
- Me?
- Yeah.

363
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,542
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.

364
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,167
That was a really amazing night.

365
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,125
Yeah, it was.

366
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:06,917
- (Max laughs)
- What?

367
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:11,458
Is that a coat or is that your tent
for Glastonbury?

368
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:15,250
Oh, no, it's my protective cape, actually.

369
00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,250
It makes me feel like a queer magician.

370
00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,375
(Laughing)

371
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,375
Can I try it on?

372
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,708
- Yeah!
- Yeah?

373
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,042
Yeah.

374
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,042
Well, don't look.

375
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,833
- You need to be careful with this.
- Oh, yeah.

376
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,250
(Giggling)

377
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,208
- (Laughing)
- OK, that's a look, for sure.

378
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,625
Oh, my God. I know what you mean.

379
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:06,667
I feel like I'm going to start...
levitating, you know.

380
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:11,958
Oh, yeah... really feeling
the force of gravity in this bad boy.

381
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,292
Yeah.

382
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:20,000
Have you got more fun stuff
that I can try on at yours?

383
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,250
I've got whatever you want.

384
00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,042
Take it off.

385
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,292
I'm surprised you came back.

386
00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,917
Oh, yeah?

387
00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:36,292
- Time for some B.B.
- Excuse me?

388
00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:40,875
- Breakfast in Bed, love, not Bare Back!
- Oh, you're too much.

389
00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,250
Wow.

390
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,917
- Hmm?
- Mm-hmm...

391
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,292
So?

392
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,458
What?

393
00:34:56,625 --> 00:35:00,833
What's my present
for missing work today?

394
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:04,667
Erm...

395
00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:10,375
Don't I deserve... a private show?

396
00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:12,917
A private show?

397
00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:18,292
Well, you said I could have
whatever I wanted.

398
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,958
Whoa! Whoa, what's that?

399
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,833
(Layla) Ah... erm...

400
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:56,292
Yeah, I used to dream
about wearing these as a kid.

401
00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:00,625
Only my sister was allowed.
But, whatever...

402
00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,750
So... have you ever worn it?

403
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:05,125
Erm...

404
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,417
I'm still... like, finding my way with it.

405
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,500
I bet you look gorgeous in it.

406
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:17,208
- OK.
- Yeah?

407
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,708
Yeah!

408
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,458
- You've got to help me into it.
- Ooh! OK.

409
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:27,292
- (Layla) OK, it's a bit complex.
- What do I need to do?

410
00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:31,375
OK, one second.
I'm going to slip in.

411
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,500
OK, white boy.

412
00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:38,625
You're about to see some ancient shit.

413
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:41,375
(♪ Arabic singing)

414
00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:51,833
(♪ Heavy pulsating electronic beat)

415
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,500
(Gasps)

416
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,917
Excuse you, sir!

417
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,333
- What?
- Well, this is a religious tradition!

418
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,292
What?

419
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:50,625
- Oh, yeah? Excuse me...?
- Mm-hmm... No, stop!

420
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,542
(Laughing)
Why don't you just leave it on?

421
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,833
Nah!

422
00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,667
No, just... leave it on.

423
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:37,833
So, has your sister
never seen you in that?

424
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,208
Not really, no.

425
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,083
Is she...

426
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:50,042
...I don't know, is she kind of...
against all that?

427
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,750
Yeah, kind of.

428
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,667
Yeah, well, she's missing out.

429
00:38:58,417 --> 00:39:00,833
Cos you're pretty fucking spectacular.

430
00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:07,583
To be honest, it's been hard.

431
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,375
She said she doesn't want to see me.

432
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,083
- Fuck.
- Hmm...

433
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:17,333
- Layla...
- Yeah, none of my family do.

434
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:19,792
Jesus.

435
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,042
I'm so sorry.

436
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,750
It's OK.

437
00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:30,375
I guess that's the price to pay
for being me.

438
00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:35,333
You amaze me.
Do you know that?

439
00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:40,750
Really?

440
00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,708
Amaze me.

441
00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:58,792
- No, it doesn't matter.
- What?

442
00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:02,583
I want you to meet my friends properly.

443
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,958
- OK.
- OK?

444
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,208
When?

445
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,208
- Er... tonight?
- Tonight?

446
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,583
- Mm-hmm.
- OK.

447
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:22,125
(Overlapping conversations)

448
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,750
Layla! Hey! Where were you?

449
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,625
- Sorry.
- You're late.

450
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,375
Hey, dude... you remember Max?

451
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,000
- Hey.
- Yeah...

452
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,125
From the ready meal revolution.
How can I forget?

453
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:45,125
You moan like you're being murdered
when you're having sex.

454
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,875
Oh, sorry.

455
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,083
Yeah, it's my fault that he's so noisy.

456
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,833
- They.
- Hmm?

457
00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,958
Er...
Oh, I... you didn't...

458
00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:59,000
- No, I didn't realise.
- It's fine. You didn't know.

459
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,417
- It's not a big deal.
- Seriously?

460
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:05,583
No, it's fine.
Well, don't worry about it.

461
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,333
So?

462
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:14,958
Oh, fuck. Oh, my goodness.

463
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:19,500
Princy, it's incredible.
Honestly, I'm so proud of you.

464
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,417
Maybe you should take
a look around first.

465
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,875
What does it say
on his... their... body?

466
00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:30,542
<i>- Allahu Akbar.</i>
- Fuck.

467
00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:35,208
- Yeah.
- Wow, that's... that's really brave.

468
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:38,583
Put down the binoculars, man.

469
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,292
You know, my company are always
looking for photographers

470
00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:49,208
from all kinds of different backgrounds,
so, you should give me your card.

471
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,375
I'm good. Thanks, though.

472
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,917
(Max) Yeah?

473
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:54,958
My folks are here.

474
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,833
(Mother) So nice to see you!

475
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:03,708
(Father) Well done.
I'm very proud of you.

476
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:05,958
(Inaudible)

477
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,250
Jesus, you're one stop away
from eloping with this one.

478
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,292
It's different with him, Lucilla.

479
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:20,208
It's like, you know how most guys hate it
when I'm like this?

480
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:23,792
- Yeah, but, girl, remember me and Dom?
- Max loves me this way.

481
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,250
It's like I can be as big
as possible with him.

482
00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,708
You know you don't need his permission
to be anything, right?

483
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,750
- (Max) Layla!
- OK, wait two secs.

484
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,625
Well, fuck my drag.

485
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,167
That must've felt pretty cool.

486
00:42:45,292 --> 00:42:46,875
What?

487
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,292
Just... just, you know,
getting to show your art.

488
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,667
Wait, you're an artist?

489
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,667
Hmm...

490
00:42:57,792 --> 00:43:01,625
Oh, so Mercury the performance artist
didn't come from nowhere?

491
00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,333
No, no, no.

492
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,458
I draw. A bit.

493
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:12,000
- That's it. I don't get paid for it or...
- So?

494
00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:15,333
- (Max) What?
- Well, show me something.

495
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,292
No. Really?

496
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:21,125
No, that's... it's silly.
It's not my job...

497
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,250
Yes! Please?

498
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,042
Come on.

499
00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,250
There...

500
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,792
(Laughing)

501
00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,583
Jesus Christ, it's gorgeous.

502
00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,833
- Who's this queen?
- That's my mum.

503
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:58,708
When I was a teenager.
She died when I was 15.

504
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,500
- Oh, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
- It's OK. Long time ago.

505
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,375
Oh, wow!

506
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,458
- (Laughing)
- Yeah, well, OK...

507
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,917
I was high when I thought that up.

508
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,792
You're crazy talented, Max.

509
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:22,708
- Really?
- Yes!

510
00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,875
I don't know. It's just...

511
00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:31,083
- What's with the octopus?
- OK. Well, er...

512
00:44:32,667 --> 00:44:34,500
I'm kind of obsessed with octopi.

513
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:38,542
- Actually, I think it's octopuses.
- No, I'm pretty sure it's octopi.

514
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:42,583
- Yeah, you're probably right.
- Yeah, octopi, I love 'em.

515
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,750
- Octopi?
- Yeah.

516
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,208
Why?

517
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:50,667
I don't know, they just...
they seem so free.

518
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,458
Yeah.

519
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,000
And they're just fucking dickheads,
as well.

520
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,542
What? How?

521
00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:05,083
They way they mate is like
the world's worst one-night stand.

522
00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:06,625
(Layla laughing)

523
00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,333
I'm serious.

524
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:12,250
The male, without even engaging,
he just inserts his penis,

525
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:15,083
and then, as soon as he's done,
he just runs off.

526
00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,042
A bastard, right?

527
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:22,250
Imagine you putting your entire arm
into someone, without even looking at them.

528
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:25,583
Also known as being fisted
in a dark room on a Sunday afternoon.

529
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,667
(Laughing)

530
00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:01,625
If I was an octopus, I'd run off
in about ten seconds.

531
00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,792
Blob-blob-blob...

532
00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,000
Can I ask you something?

533
00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:29,708
Well, you were just inside me,
I think I can handle a question.

534
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:35,125
Erm... the whole "they" thing...

535
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,958
- That's your question?
- No... Sorry, erm...

536
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,750
It's just...

537
00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:50,625
I don't know, it feels...
kind of impersonal.

538
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,417
OK.

539
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:58,583
Well, it's totally personal.

540
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:04,208
Yeah, like it... I don't know,
helps you feel right.

541
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,417
What do you feel like?

542
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,333
Er...

543
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:24,458
Well, you know how an octopus
is always, like, morphing?

544
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:29,292
You know, like, the way they change
shape and colour and size...

545
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,708
...everything,
they're like warrior shapeshifters, no?

546
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,792
- (Max) Yeah.
- Yeah. Well, that's how I feel, like...

547
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,875
...something always in the in-between.

548
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,042
The in-between sounds kind of...

549
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,792
...chaotic.

550
00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,750
Yeah, I know what you mean.

551
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:58,750
What I wouldn't give
to be stationary sometimes.

552
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:05,125
But, like, it's the place
with all the potential.

553
00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:08,833
You know? Like...

554
00:48:09,792 --> 00:48:12,042
...if you've made it out of there...

555
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:16,042
...then... you're already finished.

556
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:22,458
I mean, that's what Princy says.

557
00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:32,625
So, I'm finished?

558
00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:36,875
Or maybe you're just getting started.

559
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:07,708
- Can't miss work again?
- Definitely not.

560
00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:11,542
Yeah, I'll come and drop you off.

561
00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,417
Ah... you don't need to do that, honestly.

562
00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:17,875
No, no, it's fine. I need to get
out of this dungeon anyway.

563
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:25,583
It's just... I've got to go soon, so...

564
00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,083
Ready?

565
00:49:53,042 --> 00:49:55,125
- So, this is you, eh?
- Yeah. In there.

566
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,500
AD Brother?

567
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,792
Yeah, that's it.

568
00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:04,542
- Have you got a busy day today?
- Yeah, yeah...

569
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,125
Well, why don't I come over after,
help you unwind?

570
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,375
I... I think I'm going to be
working late.

571
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:15,833
OK. Well, let's just do
something after you...

572
00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:19,042
Look, I'll call you, and we'll, er...

573
00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:21,250
I've really... I've got to head in.

574
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,833
- OK.
- Yeah?

575
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,792
- I'll see you in a bit.
- OK.

576
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,542
See you.

577
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,333
(Phone buzzing)

578
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,750
(Sighs)

579
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,750
(Overlapping voices)

580
00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,792
(Lucilla) Oh! OK...

581
00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:47,583
Oh! OK...

582
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,542
(Cackling)

583
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,625
This game is transphobic.

584
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,750
Oh, girl, what is the tea
for the Gay Shame party?

585
00:52:55,875 --> 00:53:00,042
It's giving post-punk,
Marie Antoinette vibes.

586
00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:02,042
- Ooh!
- You like it?

587
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:05,375
(Felix) Do you know how much chiffon
I had to steal from school for you?

588
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:08,542
- That's what they call giving reparations.
- (Laughs)

589
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:12,083
Girlie? Get out of your phone
and into the room.

590
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,708
- No, but I really like him.
- Baby, I know you do.

591
00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:19,750
But it's been a week. That ghosting fool
is nothing but a... Horcrux!

592
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:20,792
- OK.
- What?

593
00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:23,833
JK What's-her-face?
I thought we do not speak her name.

594
00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:27,250
Exactly! He's a Horcrux,
and you're a fucking icon!

595
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,250
- Yes, that part.
- (Princy) Look...

596
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:33,292
This weekend is going to be beyond epic.
You're going to be beyond iconic.

597
00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:36,333
And you won't even remember
his basic fucking face!

598
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,083
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

599
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,125
- You're right, I'm a fucking star.
- Hmm!

600
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,917
- And he's a fucking...
- (All) Horcrux!

601
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:50,125
No more Aryans treating me
anything less than the queen I am.

602
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,167
Oh, finally she is risen!

603
00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:55,375
- I'm gonna make us margaritas.
- Yeah!

604
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:58,875
- Yes, please. Salt on the rim, baby!
- Yes, honey.

605
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,708
- Do you want a closer look?
- Yeah, I wanna see.

606
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:02,875
Wait, where's mine?

607
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,125
(Background voices fading)

608
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,917
I barely recognise you.

609
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:32,000
Er, yeah, no, it's laundry day.

610
00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,042
You look good.

611
00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:38,417
Thanks.

612
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:46,500
Anyway, I was just, er...
on my way to something nearby, so...

613
00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:51,750
- Er, I'm just gonna head.
- No, wait. Er...

614
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:58,125
You don't know how happy I am
to see you right now.

615
00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:02,167
I've missed you.

616
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,708
Really?

617
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,958
Uh... sorry I've not called.

618
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:13,250
I've been...

619
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,292
Do you want to do something?

620
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,208
- Now?
- Yeah.

621
00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:21,250
We could go and...

622
00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,625
...explore London.

623
00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:30,583
I've pretty much seen it.

624
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,792
Can I... can I take you
to my favourite place?

625
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,292
Yeah, all right.

626
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,375
- It's not far.
- OK.

627
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,125
I knew you'd like it here.

628
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,958
I love it.

629
00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:22,417
- It's so Zen.
- Isn't it?

630
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,292
It's kind of like an escape.

631
00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,125
Yeah.

632
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:35,458
Do you think she knows she's trapped?

633
00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:37,750
(Max) Aren't we all?

634
00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,458
(Layla) Hmm...

635
00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,208
So... this is me.

636
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,792
(Layla) Cosy!

637
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:25,292
- Hi!
- Hello.

638
00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,542
(Layla) How did you sleep?

639
00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:33,583
- Good. Very good.
- What did you dream of?

640
00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:37,000
I dreamt that Gordon Ramsay
wanted to fuck me.

641
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,958
- Oh!
- Yeah.

642
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,083
- OK.
- Yeah. I said no.

643
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,542
(Laughing)
What are you doing?

644
00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:47,250
Just having a little bite,
to know what it's like.

645
00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:53,458
Oh, here he comes.
Here he comes!

646
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,583
Hey, what are you doing
for Pride tomorrow?

647
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:05,125
Oh!

648
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:08,625
Er... nothing that Pride-y.

649
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:12,708
OK. Well... me and some friends
are doing the parade,

650
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:16,542
but you and I could meet up after,
if you want?

651
00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:19,208
- You want me to do Pride with you?
- Yeah.

652
00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:23,583
Oh, shit. I'd love to,
but I think I'm gonna be busy, babe.

653
00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:25,125
OK.

654
00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,500
It's just a casual little thing
with the gang at Feathers.

655
00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:33,250
- It's a fundraiser for the club.
- That sounds pretty Pride-y.

656
00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:36,042
No, look, it really isn't your thing,
trust me.

657
00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:39,833
OK. Well...
Hey, look, I...

658
00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,542
I don't want you to think that...

659
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,042
I really love all that stuff.

660
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,750
I wanna be there,
I wanna support you, I promise.

661
00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,292
Well, fab. You should come.

662
00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:57,458
Yeah, I'll... I'll be there.

663
00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,000
Great!

664
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
(Princy) Give it up, you stingy bitches!

665
01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,333
The fate of Feathers rests in your hands!

666
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,958
Thanks. All donations welcome, girls!

667
01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:17,000
Fuck.

668
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,417
- Hey!
- Hey!

669
01:00:20,417 --> 01:00:24,583
- You're here!
- Casual? This is mega.

670
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,250
- Layla!
- Oh, hey, boo!

671
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,833
Girl! Oh, you are gagging me.
Like, literally, I'm choking!

672
01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:36,292
You're fucking serving that look on
a silver platter covered in fucking tempura!

673
01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:38,167
Oh, thank, girlies.

674
01:00:38,292 --> 01:00:39,917
Hi, guys. Happy Pride!

675
01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:42,917
We ain't brought to you
by Barclays Bank, bitch.

676
01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:47,250
- Tonight's called Gay Shame.
- Oh? Right, OK.

677
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:52,500
I'm Saturn.
I'm er... a contortionist.

678
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:55,583
At the Cirque de Soleil...

679
01:00:55,708 --> 01:01:00,250
Layla and I met at, er...
a queer circus festival.

680
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,458
- Slay.
- OK...

681
01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:06,500
No, I'm kidding.
I'm... We're... I'm kidding.

682
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,708
I'm Layla's boyfriend.

683
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:14,417
Bitch, you never said.
Since when?

684
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:19,083
I've gotta go on stage.
But I'll see you in a bit, yeah?

685
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,667
- Enjoy yourselves!
- (Max) Oh, wait...

686
01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:33,208
- Hey. Tequila, please.
- Just the one?

687
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,417
♪ Don't you know your queen?

688
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,542
♪ Ripped

689
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,917
♪ Heaving

690
01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:01,375
♪ Flower bloom at my feet

691
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:08,833
♪ Don't you know your queen?

692
01:02:11,167 --> 01:02:12,708
♪ Cracked

693
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,708
♪ Peeling

694
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:20,542
♪ Riddled with disease

695
01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,500
We love you, Layla!

696
01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:25,833
♪ Don't you know me?

697
01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:39,000
(Cheering and whooping)

698
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:49,500
(Max) Yeah!

699
01:02:56,417 --> 01:03:00,083
♪ No family is safe

700
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,708
♪ When I sashay

701
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,583
Yes! Layla!

702
01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:11,708
- ♪ Hey... ♪
- (Max) Whoo! Killing it!

703
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:15,875
(Max) Whoo! Yeah!

704
01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:19,417
Layla!

705
01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:21,583
(Max) Yes! She's killing it!

706
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,208
Why did you invite the Horcrux?

707
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:29,208
No, I-I didn't. He just showed up.

708
01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,292
Twat! I'll deal with it.

709
01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:33,708
No, no, it's OK, it's OK.
I've got it.

710
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,208
Princy, it's fine.

711
01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,292
- Thank you, beautiful man!
- Of course.

712
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:43,125
Hey! Hey, boo!

713
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,500
- Great set.
- Thanks.

714
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,958
Go find another friend's boy
to flirt with, Felix.

715
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:50,500
- No, Layla, I wasn't...
- Just please leave.

716
01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:54,000
- Hey!
- Hey!

717
01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:58,292
- That was amazing!
- Thanks.

718
01:04:00,542 --> 01:04:02,917
Hey, the vibe here's really weird!

719
01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:05,708
I think we should, uh... Why don't we go
somewhere else just me and you?

720
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,958
- I can't.
- OK.

721
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,750
Look, let's dance. Come on!

722
01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:34,625
No, Max, stop! Max!

723
01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:38,000
Max, stop!

724
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,667
Oh, I'm sorry. Shit!
If it's ruined, I'll get you a new one!

725
01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:46,125
OK, dickhead! You need to go now, OK?
They don't want you here.

726
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,875
Are you gonna say anything to her?

727
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,958
- You OK, babe?
- Just go away, Princy.

728
01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,917
Layla!

729
01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:15,750
(Princy on phone)
'Babe, last night was a mess.

730
01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:18,333
'I'm making us fajitas tonight.

731
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:21,708
'You're gonna be in, right?
We'd all really love to talk.'

732
01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,167
(Fatima) 'Bro, still haven't
heard from you.

733
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:28,375
(Sighs) 'Please come today.
You can bring someone if you like.

734
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:32,833
- 'We'd really love to see you.'
- (Max) 'Sorry, again, about last night.

735
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:34,958
'Never let me drink Tequila again.

736
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,042
'Call me back, OK?'

737
01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:49,917
(Sighs heavily)

738
01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,750
Thank you.

739
01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:09,875
(Sighs)

740
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,750
So, the other night was weird.

741
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,667
Hmm... yeah.

742
01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:21,542
Hmm...

743
01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:25,167
That wig is never seeing
the light of day again.

744
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,917
Sorry.

745
01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:36,125
It was kind of horrible.

746
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:40,500
It just felt like I... really didn't
belong there, you know?

747
01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:49,333
Do you think I'm boring?

748
01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:52,875
Nah.

749
01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:55,417
You're anything but boring.

750
01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,917
God, you don't...
you don't know how lucky you are.

751
01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:11,042
To have a community like that,
you know, a space... that's your own.

752
01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:14,792
I don't think I have that.

753
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,417
I don't think I do either.

754
01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,375
Look, I, er...
I wanna show you something.

755
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,958
Oh, yeah?

756
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:36,917
(Laughs nervously)

757
01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,667
(Laughing)

758
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,292
It's beautiful.

759
01:07:57,417 --> 01:08:00,375
Oh, my God! This is amazing!
Thank you.

760
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,875
- Yeah...
- Oh, thanks!

761
01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:07,250
It's no problem, Octopi.

762
01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:42,000
- Do you want it? Yeah?
- (Moaning)

763
01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:47,792
Do I hear a "Yes, ma'am"?

764
01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:50,417
Yes. Yes, ma'am.

765
01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:35,625
(Moaning)

766
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,375
- You a good boy?
- Yes, ma'am.

767
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,250
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

768
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:10,000
(Moaning)

769
01:10:24,042 --> 01:10:26,333
Well, I've never done that before.

770
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:28,292
Yeah, me, neither.

771
01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:39,250
It felt... amazing.

772
01:10:40,917 --> 01:10:42,333
Ma'am.

773
01:10:43,542 --> 01:10:44,958
(Laughing)

774
01:10:56,292 --> 01:10:58,833
Hmm... you're such an adventure.

775
01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:05,333
So...

776
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:11,000
...I'm... basically your exotic holiday?

777
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,292
(Scoffs)

778
01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:26,208
My dad and my sister are coming
for dinner a week on Friday.

779
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:30,250
- Hmm...
- I'd love for you to meet them.

780
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,125
Really?

781
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,667
Yeah.

782
01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:52,333
You know I'm staying here
for a while, right?

783
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:54,875
Yeah, I got that.

784
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,583
(Man grunting on screen)

785
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,667
(Heavy breathing on screen)

786
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:33,167
It just switched so quickly, you know.

787
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:38,958
- Did you not like it?
- No, no, I did.

788
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:42,958
- Convincing!
- No, no, it was great.

789
01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:46,792
(Laughs)
Hey, say what you mean, Layla.

790
01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,917
No, no, it was cute.

791
01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:54,458
OK, cute as in good
or cute as in... what?

792
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,417
Well, cute as in...

793
01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,958
What?

794
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,792
I don't know, whatever.
I just find the whole, like...

795
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:06,208
You know, like, the whole, like,
"Oh, no, I wanna hit you,"

796
01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:09,458
"Oh, no, I wanna kiss you,"
"Oh, no, this is just..." like...

797
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:14,208
...a clunky metaphor for
me-wrestling-with-my-sexuality motif.

798
01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:17,458
- Uh-huh.
- Agonisingly basic.

799
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,292
(Chuckling)

800
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:24,958
So, just cos I liked an objectively
good film, I'm now basic?

801
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:28,208
What? No! I'm just saying
I found the film a bit basic.

802
01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:33,042
Like watching WASP-y gays pretending
to act complicated isn't really my mood.

803
01:13:33,167 --> 01:13:34,708
You know?

804
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:36,708
Don't you think
you're being a bit snobbish?

805
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,542
What? No, I'm just telling you
what I thought of the film...

806
01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:41,542
Whilst making fun of me.

807
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,417
No, I wouldn't.

808
01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:49,458
No, look, I've got
a weird taste in films, OK?

809
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,708
My childhood was so fucked up
that if a film doesn't include

810
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,375
at least one sado-masochistic murder,

811
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,083
I'm honestly not interested.

812
01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:01,708
My favourite film is genuinely <i>Saw V.</i>

813
01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,958
OK?

814
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Well, don't take it personally.

815
01:14:15,292 --> 01:14:17,917
- Really?
- (Haydar) Can't believe we've never...

816
01:14:18,042 --> 01:14:19,875
Are you OK?

817
01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:22,875
Latif?

818
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,750
Hey.

819
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,542
You couldn't be bothered
to pick up one of my calls?

820
01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:37,042
Hi, I'm Fatima. I'm Latif's sister.

821
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:40,042
- Oh. This is your sister?
- Yeah.

822
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:43,208
- You talk about me?
- Sorry, I'm...

823
01:14:43,333 --> 01:14:47,167
This is, er... Max. He's a work colleague.
We were just at a work event.

824
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,000
Oh. Great.

825
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,833
Well, why don't you join us for dinner?

826
01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,583
- (Max) Yeah, that'd be...
- No, we can't.

827
01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:01,500
We've got that big work meeting
tomorrow.

828
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,958
You're not just gonna ditch me
on the street!

829
01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:09,333
- Latif!
- I'm sorry.

830
01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:10,750
Erm...

831
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:12,958
Ah...

832
01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,708
So were you just pretending
that she disowned you?

833
01:15:17,833 --> 01:15:19,583
I wasn't pretending!

834
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:23,583
Look, you know what,
it's just easier, OK?

835
01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:26,042
It's just easier to keep things
separate, than...

836
01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:29,500
...than trying to make sense of living
in the in-between of it all.

837
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:33,708
The in-between? I thought that was
the place with all the potential.

838
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,375
You know what, just forget it.
You wouldn't understand.

839
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,250
Understand what?

840
01:15:39,375 --> 01:15:42,792
You know, maybe I would, if you stopped
talking to me like I'm fucking stupid!

841
01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:45,250
- This isn't about you, Max!
- I know it's not!

842
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,625
No, no, look, my family's
different from yours, OK?

843
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,875
Hmm...

844
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,792
Look, you have no idea
how lucky you are.

845
01:15:51,917 --> 01:15:53,167
Lucky?

846
01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,792
My mum's dead, remember.

847
01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:58,417
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

848
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:02,333
Fuck, I'm sorry.
OK, that's not what I meant.

849
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,292
- You know what I mean.
- I'm not sure I've any idea what you mean.

850
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,542
Please, can we just stop
talking about this?

851
01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:10,083
Why didn't you tell me
your name was Latif?

852
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,292
- Because it's not.
- So, who are you, then?

853
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:37,250
- Are you still all right for tonight?
- Can't wait to meet everyone.

854
01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,708
If you want, you can borrow
some of my things.

855
01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:43,000
I don't mind.

856
01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:45,917
OK.

857
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:50,542
(Max) Keys?

858
01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:58,625
Erm... yeah, OK.
See you later.

859
01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,375
See you later!

860
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,542
Oh, God.

861
01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:51,917
Eugh! Oh!

862
01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:54,333
Oh, fuck!

863
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:57,250
(Owner) Yep, that'll be ready
by tomorrow.

864
01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:01,250
OK. Thank you. Bye.

865
01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:04,542
Sorry about that.

866
01:18:04,667 --> 01:18:08,000
(Sighs) I'll try my best, love,
but it might need a few goes.

867
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,500
OK. Whatever you can do
to get it by the end of the day.

868
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,083
- I can pay extra, honestly...
- There's no need, love.

869
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,167
- I'll make it a priority for you.
- Thank you.

870
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,708
That's all right.

871
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:23,375
- So, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
- See you.

872
01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:22,917
(Sighs heavily)

873
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,750
Thanks.

874
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,708
- Looks good, right?
- Looks like a restaurant.

875
01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:02,500
- You promise?
- Yeah.

876
01:20:03,167 --> 01:20:04,875
Yay, OK!

877
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,792
Good. Thank you.

878
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,583
They're gonna love you.

879
01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:15,542
(Door buzzes)

880
01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:17,542
- Eek!
- Salad!

881
01:20:18,417 --> 01:20:21,875
- (Door opens)
- (Woman) Hey! Hi. How you doing?

882
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,417
(Max) Come in.
It's about ready.

883
01:20:27,292 --> 01:20:32,833
So, er... Dad, Becks, this is La...
who I want you to meet.

884
01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:37,500
I'm Alfred.

885
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,792
Nice to meet you. I'm Latif.

886
01:20:42,375 --> 01:20:45,958
- And this is my daughter, Rebecca.
- Hi, Rebecca.

887
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:48,750
Latif... cool name. Where's it from?

888
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,250
Surrey.

889
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,667
(Rebecca) Oh. OK, I meant...

890
01:20:54,542 --> 01:20:57,583
- Doesn't matter.
- No, it's a Muslim name originally.

891
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,708
I'm from Palestine.

892
01:21:00,792 --> 01:21:05,000
Well, Britain's all the better
for having you here, my friend.

893
01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:09,125
(Layla laughs) OK.

894
01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:11,833
Er... drinks? Yes, let's...
You want a drink?

895
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,375
- (Alfred) Yes, please.
- (Max) Right, er... OK.

896
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:17,125
- (Layla) What would you like, red or white?
- Dad'll have red.

897
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,792
(Rebecca) I can't believe you knew
the whole time.

898
01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,292
- You were supposed to be covering for me.
- (Max) I was!

899
01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:25,875
I had to stay up every Saturday
so you could get through that window!

900
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,250
You guys thought I didn't hear that?
You were pissed off your head, love.

901
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,833
(Laughing)

902
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:33,000
But this one gave me
no problems, though.

903
01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,917
All he loved doing on a weekend
was homework.

904
01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:38,667
- That's not true!
- (Rebecca) Actually, it kind of is.

905
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:41,875
I still haven't figured out
how you managed straight As,

906
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,958
what with your teenage alcoholism and all.

907
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:46,083
(Laughing)

908
01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:54,000
Hmm... do Max's artistic genes
run in the family?

909
01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,750
- Artistic?
- Wait, do you still draw?

910
01:21:58,417 --> 01:22:01,250
No, no, this man is crazy talented.

911
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,958
- He's a born artist.
- That's not...

912
01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:07,458
- When have you got time for that?
- I haven't. It's a hobby.

913
01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:17,583
(Alfred) And Max tells us
you're a performer.

914
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:20,417
- Hmm...
- A comedian, you said, Max.

915
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:23,958
- (Layla) Did he?
- (Alfred) Get us a VIP table one day?

916
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:25,375
(Laughing)

917
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:29,125
(Rebecca) What kind of material
do you do?

918
01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:30,708
(Layla) Erm...

919
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,542
- Er, political stuff, I guess.
- (Max) Mm-hmm...

920
01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,500
- I mean, it depends on the crowd I get.
- (Alfred) How funny...

921
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:42,333
You know I watch<i>Have I Got News For You</i> religiously?

922
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:46,333
OK. My stuff's a little bit...

923
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:49,667
Your glass is empty!
I'm a bad host.

924
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,708
- Good?
- Yes, perfect. Thank you.

925
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:58,833
- (Max) You still going to tennis?
- (Alfred) Hmm, well...

926
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:00,958
Is it Wednesdays still?

927
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:05,292
(Muffled conversation next-door)

928
01:23:13,917 --> 01:23:16,375
(Muffled laughter next-door)

929
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:34,250
'Feathers has been
a true mother to us all, yeah?

930
01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:38,125
'So come down and pay your respects
to her one last time.'

931
01:23:43,042 --> 01:23:44,792
(Sighs heavily)

932
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,500
They really liked you, I could tell.

933
01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:57,917
(Layla) Mm-hmm...

934
01:23:58,042 --> 01:24:00,125
What? They did.

935
01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:05,833
Oh, come on, Max.

936
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:09,333
You might as well have brought
a cardboard-cutout for your date.

937
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,708
- I wasn't there.
- (Scoffs)

938
01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:15,500
Just imagine if I'd turned up
wearing like a...

939
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:21,875
...I don't know, like a turquoise tutu
instead of this...hideous straight-jacket.

940
01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:25,042
Hey, that's...

941
01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:29,292
They really liked you. They did.

942
01:24:29,417 --> 01:24:32,000
It's just these things take time,
don't they?

943
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,667
Hmm...

944
01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,000
Layla, I never introduce boys
to my family.

945
01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:42,542
- Stop calling me a boy, Max.
- Sorry, I meant...

946
01:24:43,917 --> 01:24:47,083
- This was a really big deal for me...
- Yeah.

947
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,708
No, you're right,
it was a big deal... for you.

948
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:54,083
Hey... are you pissed?

949
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,917
I just...
(Sighs heavily)

950
01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:02,167
I thought that went really well,
all things considering.

951
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:07,917
- All things considering?
- Yeah.

952
01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:12,375
(Max) As in...

953
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:16,542
No, it's fine.
I'm not mad, erm...

954
01:25:19,792 --> 01:25:22,208
I'm gonna go to Feathers.

955
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:26,000
- OK, I'll join you.
- No, no, just please don't do that, OK?

956
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,792
- Honestly, not this time.
- What?

957
01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:32,208
Yeah, they're a bit square, but that doesn't
mean that I don't love that side of you.

958
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,333
You know I do.

959
01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:37,625
It's not just one side of me.

960
01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:41,917
Jesus Christ, I'm so tired.

961
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,958
I'm so tired of...

962
01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:50,917
...constantly feeling like
I'm at a dressing-up party with you.

963
01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:55,625
One day, you want me all glittery,
and the next, you make me dress

964
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:59,083
like I'm basically
at a fucking funeral for myself!

965
01:25:59,750 --> 01:26:01,167
(Max sighs)

966
01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:04,042
I'm exhausted, Max.

967
01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:07,417
I don't make you do anything.

968
01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:12,833
Yeah.

969
01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:18,792
Yeah... you're right, it's me.

970
01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:23,958
It's me. I'm doing it to me.

971
01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,250
Doing what? What?

972
01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:30,917
You're doing it to yourself, too.

973
01:26:34,042 --> 01:26:36,500
Layla, Layla, listen.

974
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,250
- I love you.
- (Laughs)

975
01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:42,917
Hey, I love you.
And I love you just as you are.

976
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,750
Yeah, which me? Huh?

977
01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:53,708
- I can't...
- What?

978
01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,417
I can't, I can't do this.

979
01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:01,958
I love you.
I've never said that to anyone, so...

980
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,292
You can't... I can't just...

981
01:27:08,667 --> 01:27:10,958
You know me better than anyone.

982
01:27:12,542 --> 01:27:14,917
Layla, you and I, Octopi...

983
01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,917
It's octopuses, Max.

984
01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:31,750
(Sobbing)

985
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,417
Sorry.

986
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,042
I'm sorry.

987
01:27:52,208 --> 01:27:55,042
(Overlapping conversations)

988
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:21,458
(Lucilla stammers)

989
01:28:22,667 --> 01:28:25,167
Now this is just pure drag!

990
01:28:25,292 --> 01:28:26,708
(Laughing)

991
01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:41,250
Wait for it, wait for it,
wait for it... Pow!

992
01:28:41,375 --> 01:28:44,375
- (Laughing)
- (Layla) Udon on the chest!

993
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,417
(Howling and whooping)

994
01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:48,500
(Felix) It'll stick on stone!

995
01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:51,708
(Princy) Devastation! Ha-ha!

996
01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:53,458
(Raucous laughter)

997
01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:56,625
- (Lucilla) Oh, my nail!
- (Princy) Oh, no, where'd it go?

998
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:59,500
- (Lucilla) A moment for the nail.
- (Layla) May she rest in peace.

999
01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:03,000
- (Princy) Bless the nail.
- They! The nail is non-binary.

1000
01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:06,542
- May they rest in peace.
- (All) May they rest in peace!

1001
01:29:54,667 --> 01:29:56,458
(Door buzzes)

1002
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:09,292
- Hi.
- (Fatima) Hi.

1003
01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:16,292
- Er... can I come in?
- Yes, sorry, of course. Hi!

1004
01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:46,292
- That outfit...
- No, no, please.

1005
01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:48,333
I don't want you to make this
into anything massive, OK?

1006
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:51,375
I was... about to say you look gorgeous.

1007
01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,875
That's all.

1008
01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:14,792
It's no big deal.

1009
01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:18,083
No big deal?

1010
01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:21,458
Do you remember what you did
the first time I tried make-up on?

1011
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,708
Well, I was a teenager.

1012
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,042
I was scared for you.

1013
01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:35,083
Seriously, is... is that why you've been
pretending I don't exist this whole time?

1014
01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:39,625
Do you how hard it's been dealing
with Mama and Baba all by myself?

1015
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:41,417
I know...

1016
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,917
I just couldn't risk it, so...

1017
01:31:48,833 --> 01:31:51,583
But you've never even given me
a chance.

1018
01:31:52,833 --> 01:31:54,250
You just...

1019
01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,000
...disappeared.

1020
01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:02,417
I'm sorry.

1021
01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,750
Really, I am. I'm sorry.

1022
01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,917
Me, too.

1023
01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:27,792
Well, I'm really glad you're here, Latif.

1024
01:32:33,375 --> 01:32:35,542
It's, er... Layla.

1025
01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:40,208
Layla.

1026
01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,375
- (Princy) That outfit is beautiful.
- (Felix) Thank you.

1027
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:09,958
- Thank you for coming, you'll love it.
- I've not seen them do this before.

1028
01:33:38,167 --> 01:33:40,750
(Lucilla) Hey, we got a lighting change.

1029
01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:52,833
(♪ Upbeat dance music)

1030
01:35:18,375 --> 01:35:21,375
(♪ Blending Arabic vocals)