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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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嗨

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新駕照、金融卡

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和結婚證書

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妳有申請高風險層級嗎?

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–有
–我也有

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腳給妳處理,手交給我

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可以先把頭蓋起來嗎?

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天啊!

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任務失敗
累計一次失敗,還有兩次機會

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要不要做個約定?

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我們賺到某個金額後

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就分道揚鑣?

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好,沒問題

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約翰!

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你不能那樣擅自行動

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妳真的會在乎我?

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我是真的非常在乎你

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“嗨嗨

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“享受你們的休假日”

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今天真美好

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對啊

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我喜歡散步

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{\an8}妳懂的

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{\an8}出來走走

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對,不是一直跑

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要不要買點紅酒?

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我們有滿滿一屋子的紅酒

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只有鋁罐裝的

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我喜歡偶爾出來買東西

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那是我最愛的,請享用

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我們花園的甜椒

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–其實很好吃...
–別說了

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–怎樣?
–我不吃那裡種出來的菜

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我一直偷偷加進妳的食物裡

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你很噁心

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–妳吃過紅瓜了
–別鬧了

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這些菜賣相真好

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–剛進貨嗎?
–沒錯

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看起來好可口,是有機的嗎?

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–是有機的,沒錯
–是嗎?

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這能用來做西班牙冷湯嗎?

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可以

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露妮?

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–不會吧
–妳好嗎?

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–天啊
–對啊

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天啊

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–最近怎麼樣?
–天啊,不敢相信

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–嘿
–嗨

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–你好嗎?
–我很好

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過多久了?

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–真的太久了
–太久了

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很高興見到妳

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你氣色很好

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–謝謝,妳也不錯
–謝謝

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嘿,這是我太太

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–妳好
–嗨

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–我是露妮
–幸會

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幸會

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這是班傑明

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–嘿,你好嗎,班傑明?
–嗨

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–嗨
–你幾歲了?

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–六歲
–六歲?

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你真的很用心在挑番茄

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–這年紀很棒
–沒錯

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–對
–對

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你們住城裡嗎?

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–對
–對,她剛剛...

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她剛升官,所以我們搬過來

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哇,妳從事什麼行業?

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軟體設計

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像是使用者介面之類的

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那種東西

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太厲害了

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–恭喜
–謝謝

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–妳還在拍美食嗎?
–對

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我現在是美術指導

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好酷

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是啊

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–好酷
–對啊

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真的很高興遇到你們

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–對
–很高興認識妳

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–很高興見到妳
–我得走了

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–好
–說再見

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再見

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–再見,班傑明
–再見

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–小孩很可愛
–對

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她好亮眼

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其實我真的很佩服你

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為什麼?

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雖然那樣沒什麼不對,只是...

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我以為你會介意那種事情

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很高興你不在意

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妳在說什麼?

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她只有一隻手

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什麼?妳在說什麼?

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–你在開玩笑嗎?
–沒有

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她只有一隻手

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–她有兩隻手
–她只有一隻手

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你們交往時她有兩隻手嗎?

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對

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麻煩這個給我三個

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你不記得交往過的女生
是不是只有一隻手?

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她...等等

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等等,你們上過床嗎?

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有,我是說...

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我們就只有上床
那是我們感情的根基

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好,但你們做愛時你沒有注意到

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在你身上的是一隻手
還是兩隻手?那樣很...

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–她有兩隻手
–天啊

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你不知道,真可悲

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可以幫我切好嗎?

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沒問題

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謝謝

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他是我們的新鄰居

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約翰!約翰史密斯!

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這不是我點的飲料

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什麼?

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–這不是我點的飲料
–你叫什麼名字?

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約翰史密斯

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這是約翰史密斯點的飲料

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但這不是我點的

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你點什麼?

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我點了普通的柳橙汁,橙汁啊

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不敗經典款

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我等15分鐘了

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好,這杯是給約翰史密斯的

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–我知道你說的...
–我是約翰

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那是我的飲料嗎?

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窈窕綠菜汁加杏仁醬?

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沒錯

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–謝謝
–不客氣

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所以...

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–剛剛是怎麼回事?
–那個人爛透了

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就是這麼回事,但是...

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我們可能是撞名了

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你點了橙汁?

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我看到有人過來拿走

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–真的?
–對

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他看起來很得意

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先生?

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–不用,你不必...
–沒關係,你想喝什麼?

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約翰史密斯

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我幫你點一杯
我自己要續杯,橙汁嗎?

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好,多謝了

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好,一杯橙汁

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–然後這個再來一杯
–沒問題

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史密斯任務

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六到七年

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這...

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還是很好玩嗎?你...

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–什麼?老兄
–像是...

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我還是很喜歡

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約翰,看看四周

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好了

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現在看看我們

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–好
–好嗎?別誤會我的意思

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一路走來

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也有遇到困難,但你只要

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專注在目標上,努力熬過,到最後

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你會受一點小傷,但是...

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約翰,這樣的人生棒極了

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–我只是說說,我認為...
–嘿

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–嘿,妳好
–嗨

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這位一定是你的珍

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–對
–她很可愛

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你運氣真好

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謝了,對,她很漂亮

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我是約翰

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珍

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他也姓史密斯

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他是同類

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什麼?

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–對
–哇

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對

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–另一個史密斯
–對

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你遇過其他的史密斯嗎?

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有,我在外工作時遇過幾位

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但這是第一次巧遇

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–哇
–對

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我知道,我們...

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–我們在買果汁
–很誇張吧?

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工作來了

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–沒事,你去接
–失陪一下

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超扯的,他知道好多情報,他...

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他好像認為這是

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911情報組織

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因為這組織已經存在15年了

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好

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我們應該這麼辦

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一起吃晚餐

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你們能認識我的珍

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我們可以聊聊工作,喝兩杯

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放鬆一下,一定很好玩

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–好
–很好

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聽起來很棒,時間給你挑

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今晚如何?

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–今晚?
–對,怎樣?

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–你們有其他計畫嗎?
–沒有,我...

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–應該沒問題
–對

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–沒問題
–我可以

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好...

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你的手機

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對,你不知道我們住哪

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你有我的電話了

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傳你的地址給我,我們七點到

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我會帶一瓶陳年烈酒

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–沒問題
–可以嗎?

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–好,當然可以
–很好

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很高興認識你們

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–很高興認識你
–很高興認識你,謝了

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親愛的,妳不會相信...

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好,所以他們今晚要來我們家

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–我想再逛一圈
–好

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買點其他東西

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好,我們應該買甜點

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對,甜點,我好像看到一些...

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那裡有我愛吃的杏桃

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杏桃?

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妳...

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會緊張嗎?

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不會

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一點點

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很酷的是他們倆都是史密斯

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–所以我們不必有顧忌
–對

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對,你說得對

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對了,妳這樣穿很好看

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–是嗎?
–很可愛

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–不會太過頭嗎?
–不會

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–穿這樣?
–我覺得不會

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這是情侶裝

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我們都穿高領毛衣

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–我應該去換衣服
–不必

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–要
–不要換

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絕對不要換

237
00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,208
–嘿
–嗨

238
00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,250
珍,這是珍

239
00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,333
你好,很高興見到你

240
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,375
很高興見到你

241
00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,458
–妳好嗎?
–嗨,很高興見到你

242
00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:05,791
–嗨
–很高興見到你

243
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,208
–天啊
–謝謝

244
00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,583
–這裡真髒!
–對啊,這裡很棒

245
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,250
–兩位...
–地段也無可挑剔

246
00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,791
–對,真漂亮
–很漂亮

247
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,375
–謝謝
–聞起來真香

248
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,166
–那都是...約翰的手藝
–對

249
00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:23,458
你們想喝點什麼嗎?

250
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,666
我們帶了這瓶酒

251
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,416
很像日本的名牌威士忌

252
00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,916
–謝謝
–非常感謝

253
00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:29,958
不必跟我們道謝

254
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:31,083
是老闆送的

255
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:34,833
數量稀少的好酒,只適合愛冒險的人

256
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,333
所以我們覺得很適合這個場合

257
00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:40,666
–“請享用”
–真簡短

258
00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,875
真簡短,沒有話中話

259
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:44,833
都沒有

260
00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,333
你們會收到訊息?

261
00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:48,500
–對啊
–對

262
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,041
我們失敗過一次,現在...

263
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:51,208
–都會收到訊息
–其實

264
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,250
那不算是...

265
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,958
那算是技術問題

266
00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,500
我們本來該做一件事

267
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,500
–結果...
–對

268
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,375
那不是我們的錯

269
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,583
–我們沒發生過這種事
–對

270
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,833
對...你們懂

271
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:05,375
–只有一次
–我們也是

272
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,083
–確實發生過一次
–我們也是

273
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,500
其實沒什麼大不了的

274
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,208
親愛的,幫兩個女生倒酒吧

275
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,625
–沒問題
–好

276
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,625
–要帶我參觀一下嗎?
–好,當然好

277
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:16,916
–想看看嗎?
–這樣很棒

278
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,000
–你家真漂亮
–男生想從那邊開始?

279
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:25,333
我以為瑜珈室已經很壯觀了

280
00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:27,041
但是這...

281
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,666
看看這房間有多大

282
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,583
我們家可以通往樓下的小花園

283
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:36,083
但那裡小多了

284
00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:37,750
很棒

285
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,625
不得不說,公司的品味很好

286
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:45,791
很會挑這些東西

287
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,625
其實...那是我買的

288
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:48,833
–是嗎?
–對

289
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:51,625
對

290
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,916
我賺到錢後,就想開始買藝術品

291
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,208
妳很有眼光

292
00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,833
–是嗎?
–這買不到,也學不來

293
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,833
–多謝誇獎
–我是認真的

294
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,458
你好,小貓貓

295
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:12,666
那是麥斯

296
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,041
麥斯,你好

297
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:18,958
這裡就是...

298
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,208
避難室

299
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,791
–避難室設在這裡很奇怪
–我知道

300
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,541
應該要在地下室

301
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,916
–對
–是啊

302
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,708
不必太擔心

303
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,958
這種東西相信公司準沒錯

304
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,583
空間的最佳利用

305
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,208
和效率之類的

306
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,375
不知道他們怎麼辦到的

307
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,041
但這就是我們跟其他人的區別

308
00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:49,500
我們從沒用過避難室

309
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:51,541
真的嗎?

310
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,666
除了偷聽對話

311
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:55,041
–妳應該做過吧?
–還沒

312
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,166
天啊,妳該試試

313
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:58,791
那不是妳挑的嗎?

314
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:01,166
不是,這不是我們買的

315
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,500
經典位置

316
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,583
好

317
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,125
我知道,那個...

318
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,833
我們喜歡一起做匯報,因為...

319
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,750
我會怕哪裡漏掉了

320
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,708
我懂,我們的都是我在處理

321
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,000
全都是妳一個人處理?

322
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,416
對,妳沒看到我的約翰嗎?

323
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:25,416
他多才多藝,但文筆不是其中之一

324
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,583
他會漏掉一大堆細節

325
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,083
但我不會跟別人換

326
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,333
很高興公司把我跟他配對

327
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:41,708
妳有沒有想過他們是什麼人?

328
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:43,916
公司

329
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,000
我以前想過

330
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,166
常常想

331
00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:50,333
尤其剛入行的時候

332
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:58,083
但我可以給妳一個小建議嗎?

333
00:13:58,541 --> 00:13:59,833
–好
–我們同樣是珍

334
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,833
順其自然,享受人生

335
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:09,083
公司會照顧妳

336
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,916
妳只要開口就好

337
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,458
珍,親愛的,開動了!

338
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,500
我餓死了

339
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:23,208
我把腳鉤在籠子的上方

340
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,125
沒穿內褲!

341
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,625
所以你的那話兒...就晃來晃去

342
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:30,916
大晃特晃...你還要說

343
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,083
“快上直升機!”

344
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,500
但我告訴你們,這...

345
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,375
這是很棒的一課

346
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:40,500
隨時都要備著一條好穿又乾淨的內褲

347
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,500
–對
–誰說得準呢

348
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,416
我就是這麼說的

349
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,875
–她每次都那麼說...
–我常說

350
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:46,125
–每次開會時
–對不起,是我不好,寶貝

351
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,833
–不是妳的錯
–就是

352
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,833
是我的錯

353
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,750
–不是,那是溝通不良
–我們當時...

354
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,125
但我們當時...

355
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,416
–我們...不是
–都是我的錯

356
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,041
聽我說

357
00:14:58,041 --> 00:14:58,875
你們

358
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,166
要一陣子才能適應對方

359
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,291
–對
–對

360
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,000
尤其是在剛開始

361
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,666
我們之後默契好多了

362
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,000
對

363
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,875
你們已經...

364
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,750
跟他在一起五六年了吧

365
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,916
所以你們不是一開始就搭檔了?

366
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,333
我做幾年後重新配對過

367
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,916
–哇
–我必須找新的珍

368
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,625
–哇
–我真幸運

369
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,291
對,你真幸運

370
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,833
我真幸運

371
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:28,750
–我真幸運
–她更...

372
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,625
她更成熟,更...

373
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,250
–對
–我們更...

374
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,000
–我們更合拍
–對

375
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,833
–那樣很棒
–那樣很好

376
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,875
你們覺得

377
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,458
主管的指示給得怎樣?

378
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,208
–還好嗎?
–主管?

379
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458
–主管?
–上級主管

380
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,208
我們...

381
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:45,875
我們都叫他嗨嗨

382
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,083
–嗨嗨?
–嗨嗨?真可愛

383
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,625
–那是第一個...
–就是...

384
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,875
電郵中的第一句話

385
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,541
–就是“嗨嗨”
–會寫“嗨嗨”

386
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:54,666
我們就想說

387
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,958
“這是一隻可愛的卡通貓”

388
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,833
–你們懂的...對
–真可愛

389
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,166
–嗨嗨
–很有意思

390
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,916
–“嗨嗨”念起來很順口
–他人很好

391
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,000
–他人很好
–對

392
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:04,500
只是很嚴厲

393
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,708
我覺得我們花了一段時間
才瞭解任務的範圍,像是...

394
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:08,833
–等等
–對

395
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,541
你們是什麼層級?

396
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,375
–我們是高風險
–對,高風險

397
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,583
你們呢?

398
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,375
–超高風險
–超高風險?

399
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,041
–對
–哇

400
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:19,250
我們很喜歡

401
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:23,166
–跟我們倆的個性很搭
–對

402
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,666
但誰知道呢?也許有一天

403
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:30,166
我會放棄這一切,換成低風險

404
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,541
–你會嗎?
–你們懂的

405
00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,333
換上制服...

406
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,375
–我懂
–負責送包裹

407
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,291
太陽要打西邊出來了

408
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,375
送貨員也是...

409
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,375
–妳不知道
–他們也是史密斯

410
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,666
他們賺滿多的

411
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,291
低風險,那些人負責給我們...

412
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,666
–那些...
–很多事都說得通了

413
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:50,375
就福利來說
你們願意轉成低風險嗎?

414
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,416
–不要
–也許吧

415
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,041
我做不來,那樣我會無聊

416
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,208
–你願意?
–對

417
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,291
有些地方還不錯,就像園丁...

418
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,750
你知道工作何時做完
你會做重複的事

419
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,333
但這可能有點淒涼

420
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,625
請王牌特務007去送水果

421
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,250
那樣不太好

422
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,833
你們會想提升層級嗎?

423
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,041
我考慮過

424
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,250
–對
–對

425
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,583
–我們兩邊都試過
–對

426
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,666
超高風險其實沒什麼差別

427
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,958
除了酬勞和津貼好很多

428
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,500
一定的,對

429
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,000
我認為我們可以...

430
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
我認為我們做得來,我願意試試

431
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,916
–對,我...
–我會...

432
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,916
–很感興趣
–完全沒錯

433
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,625
試試應該很有趣

434
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,625
–對
–有一天

435
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,625
–對
–所以...

436
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,208
你們倆的親密關係如何?

437
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,166
你們的感情生活順利嗎?

438
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:50,583
–有什麼...
–對

439
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,875
–很順利
–很順利

440
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,666
–很順利
–非常順利

441
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,375
幹嘛?的確是啊!

442
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,500
我知道,我問太多了,對不起

443
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,083
–讓我很訝異
–但我就覺得

444
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,833
–我很感興趣
–我們有...

445
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:05,458
我們一開始有說好...

446
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,083
–對
–不要...

447
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,791
發生關係

448
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,416
–什麼?
–什麼?

449
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,375
–對
–一開始

450
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,625
–但之後我們...
–我們...

451
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,500
–見面的第一晚就把對方...
–要怎麼...對

452
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,041
–衣服扒光
–怎麼抗拒?

453
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,333
我無法抗拒

454
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,750
沒有維持很久

455
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,125
–沒過太久...
–要殺過人

456
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,166
才會有興致

457
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,625
差不多就這樣...

458
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,791
我不明白,因為我們住在一起

459
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,958
會做各種瘋狂的事,然後...

460
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,208
–那樣很自然,對吧?很...
–對

461
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,458
–很“助興”
–當然,對

462
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,750
我只是不想搞得太複雜,懂嗎?

463
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,750
因為我們是同事,而且...

464
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,083
對,我們應該是想公私分明

465
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:42,916
你們不會吃醋嗎?

466
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,208
我不會吃醋

467
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,250
她就像機器人

468
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,958
–我沒有像機器人
–她...

469
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,291
我只是不會吃醋

470
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,250
抱歉你會吃醋

471
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:51,750
我想知道...

472
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,000
他跟別人調情我都會抓狂

473
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,583
–就算只是任務
–真的?

474
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,500
–對
–看來我規則很多

475
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,458
但我們一開始就約定好了

476
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,541
–約定真多
–我們會...

477
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,541
當時我們剛入行,我們說好

478
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,208
賺到某個金額後

479
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,083
一賺到那個數字就...

480
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,000
–分道揚鑣
–對

481
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:14,750
糟糕

482
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:25,666
別笑了

483
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:31,875
對不起

484
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,083
你們倆可以這麼簡單地

485
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:36,625
分手然後退出

486
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,916
妳能想像公司會那麼開明嗎?

487
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,083
天啊

488
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,041
我需要喝一杯

489
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,166
在這裡...喝點水

490
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,875
對,水在這邊

491
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,625
我要更烈的,像是...

492
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,833
–有...
–後面有酒

493
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,166
–好,對不起
–就在那邊

494
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,791
–不會
–沒事

495
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,500
–很高興能讓你開懷大笑
–笑得很爽

496
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,791
天啊

497
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,875
如果公司沒有把你們配在一起

498
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,291
你們會合得來嗎?

499
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,208
我覺得...

500
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,416
不知道,我覺得珍...

501
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,750
很聰明,我...

502
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,375
我沒遇過像她這樣的人

503
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,916
對,我真的...很尊重他

504
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,291
我認為他...

505
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,041
有一顆善良的心

506
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:38,250
對,我...

507
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,916
一次,他噴嚏要打三次

508
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:42,000
保重

509
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,916
對

510
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,875
–噴嚏要打三次?
–對

511
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,333
–第二次
–天啊

512
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,208
現在...

513
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,291
接下來是精彩大結局

514
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,333
不會,我們很公平

515
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,166
我不知道要支持誰!

516
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:01,750
不行

517
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,958
加油

518
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:07,958
–她很強喔
–說真的

519
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,125
她看起來不像...

520
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:11,041
妳的指甲插到我的血管裡

521
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,666
–整個插進我的血管
–別怪給指甲

522
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,833
加油!

523
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,791
約翰!

524
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,166
–我抽筋了
–壯得離譜

525
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,375
–我抽筋了,撐好久
–謝謝

526
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,166
–她很離譜,就像動物一樣
–謝謝

527
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,791
沒錯,多虧我的核心

528
00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:30,625
你是難纏的對手

529
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:33,166
比你壯兩倍的人都沒這麼難纏

530
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,875
聽起來妳只是說好聽話,但沒關係

531
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,208
–那是稱讚
–沒關係

532
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,000
–我很強壯
–沒關係

533
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:47,916
天啊

534
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,208
這是阿姆的歌嗎?

535
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:50,916
–這首嗎?
–對

536
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,750
這是雙彈夾樂團

537
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,708
我喜歡阿姆,他還在唱嗎?

538
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,958
應該還在唱

539
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,875
我幾年前在音樂節上看過他

540
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:03,958
他當時是壓軸,我記得

541
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:06,125
過場的時候,他跟大家說...

542
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,041
“大家豎起中指

543
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,250
“說:‘幹你娘’”

544
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,291
–然後是一片尷尬的沉默
–不會吧

545
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,333
我們的反應都是

546
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,125
“不必了,我們很愛我們老媽

547
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,541
“你得多跟你媽聊聊”

548
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,041
大家都在那裡說

549
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,666
–“原諒她和你自己”
–用點心

550
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:25,833
–用點心
–對

551
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,166
你也不年輕了,應該懂的

552
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,833
–對
–那種事會影響到你

553
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,875
約翰愛死他老媽了

554
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,625
–我沒有愛死她,只是...
–超愛

555
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,666
–我...
–他超愛老媽

556
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,541
–誰不愛?
–這是優點

557
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:40,083
–對
–對

558
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,666
阿姆之後要怎麼彌補?

559
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,208
–怎麼做?他怎樣才能...
–聽著...

560
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,333
–擺出鎮定的樣子?
–這很難...

561
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,541
說真的,上了年紀的名人
還要保持叛逆形象很難

562
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:51,791
–我覺得不可能
–對

563
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,000
–我覺得...
–一定有人...

564
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,208
–...不可能維持形象
–...年紀越大,卻變得更酷

565
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,541
–是誰?
–對

566
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,083
–瑪丹娜呢?
–不對

567
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,041
–不對
–不對

568
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:01,000
桃莉巴頓

569
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,250
–桃莉巴頓
–就是她

570
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,916
他媽的桃莉巴頓

571
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,708
–她就像老酒,越陳越香
–對

572
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,083
越陳越香

573
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,583
–就是那種感覺,就像...
–越來越好

574
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:11,541
...莎黛

575
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,000
–莎黛!
–莎黛!

576
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,166
–就是莎黛
–我很懂

577
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,833
妳說對了...她們就是大姊大

578
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,041
–沒錯
–沒錯,我們想出來了

579
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,333
你們要續杯嗎?

580
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,375
再給我一球奶油胡桃冰淇淋

581
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:24,625
–我不必,謝謝
–好

582
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,333
–一球就好
–沒問題

583
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,541
–莎黛真漂亮
–對

584
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:29,791
你們...

585
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,291
你們做過最誇張的任務是什麼?

586
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:34,583
對

587
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:36,541
峇里

588
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,541
–峇里
–峇里

589
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,708
對,那次真的很扯

590
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:43,500
是什麼任務?

591
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,750
我們...

592
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,000
我們得幫一個人逃獄

593
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,958
高度戒備

594
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,208
沒有通訊器材和武器

595
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,833
–沒有支援
–什麼都沒有

596
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,208
對吧?當時就像...

597
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,291
–那次任務...
–一頭栽進去

598
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,166
–...條件非常嚴苛
–對

599
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,250
你們怎麼處理?

600
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,916
有件事我希望剛入行就有人告訴我

601
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,208
記住一個祕訣

602
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:27,333
你就能應付遇到的任何情況

603
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,625
無論多艱難

604
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,375
就是你的呼吸

605
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,166
如果你可以控制呼吸

606
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,708
就沒有控制不了的事

607
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,041
那是關鍵

608
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:51,875
呼吸?

609
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,583
醍醐灌頂

610
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,250
先備好計畫也不錯

611
00:24:57,958 --> 00:25:00,375
但是要準備好隨機應變,對吧?

612
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,666
要臨危不亂

613
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,500
提高警覺,相信直覺

614
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,000
–跟著感覺走
–對

615
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,750
–仔細聽
–仔細聽

616
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:11,125
對

617
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,541
我真的學到一課

618
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:18,500
你們執行完任務後
情緒上會怪怪的嗎?

619
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:20,750
會

620
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:23,583
那很正常

621
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,625
我們之前不得不殺掉其他史密斯

622
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:33,208
怎麼會?

623
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,083
也許是他們要離婚

624
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,416
–老兄,這真的只是哈根達斯嗎?
–他在開玩笑

625
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,541
–好吃到極點
–在農夫市集買的

626
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:55,541
北部一些酪農賣的

627
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,708
我看看幾點了

628
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,125
我們快遲到了

629
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,416
–我們得走了
–幹,遲到了

630
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,333
–什麼?
–什麼?

631
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,833
我們有工作

632
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:06,458
現在是半夜

633
00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:09,750
非常感謝你們,今晚很開心

634
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,416
–好了
–謝謝你們來一趟

635
00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:13,625
–很抱歉我不能繼續待
–你的廚藝真好

636
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:15,416
–我去別人家作客...
–我想說...

637
00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:17,333
–...都會洗碗
–...這頓晚餐太美味了

638
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,041
–你們要去執行任務?
–謝謝

639
00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,250
–對
–你們...

640
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,458
對不起,我們喝很多,你們要去...

641
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,291
執行任務

642
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,083
–這種時候...
–這樣更好玩

643
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,416
–天啊
–對

644
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:29,916
–你們真扯
–對

645
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:31,916
–真搞不懂
–等等

646
00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:33,083
其實...

647
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,333
這樣吧

648
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,000
真的嗎?

649
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,083
–你們應該一起來
–對

650
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,875
–我正想那麼說
–天啊

651
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,958
–真是好主意
–可以嗎?

652
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,125
–應該不會...誰在乎?
–管他去死

653
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,583
–走吧
–不然要怎樣...

654
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,791
才能試試超高風險任務

655
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,416
–對
–這是絕佳時機

656
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:53,666
來嘛

657
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,500
這樣會不會很瘋狂?

658
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,250
不會,到時就知道了,就像...不會

659
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,833
酬勞我們一起分

660
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,791
你們喜歡的話,就要求提升層級

661
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:04,250
–不喜歡就算了
–我想去

662
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,541
妳想去嗎?

663
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:07,500
我想

664
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:09,375
我想去

665
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,000
好,我們走吧

666
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,541
–讚,走吧
–就這麼辦

667
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,291
–好,去換衣服
–好

668
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,000
–門口見,我開車
–外面見

669
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,666
–走了
–好

670
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,250
好,給你...

671
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:22,750
喝下去

672
00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:25,750
為什麼?

673
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,333
他們好像在樓下吸古柯鹼

674
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,625
–什麼?真的假的?
–好

675
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,583
給你,以免有需要

676
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:35,916
你確定你可以嗎?

677
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,458
–可以
–可以嗎?

678
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:39,083
我們可以的

679
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,958
起司盤會不會太誇張?

680
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,291
開什麼玩笑?他們很愛

681
00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:43,458
他們好像沒吃幾口

682
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:45,166
他們不喜歡杏桃雞

683
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,416
–那很好吃
–絕對是

684
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,416
才沒有

685
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,958
沒人喜歡甜雞肉,我學到了

686
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,333
他們全吃完了,很好吃

687
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,625
–你表現得很好,我去換衣服
–好

688
00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:05,333
把這貼在身體上

689
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:06,958
要藏好

690
00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,583
下背通常是好地方

691
00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:11,916
這是追蹤器

692
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,375
這樣就能確認彼此的位置

693
00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:17,208
你們是新朋友,不能弄丟你們

694
00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:20,750
這次的任務是什麼?

695
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,291
很簡單

696
00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:24,375
讓你們先嘗試一下

697
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,291
–這是送貨任務
–眼睛看路

698
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:27,875
這是...

699
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,875
超高風險送貨

700
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,375
超高風險

701
00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:40,041
好了,走吧

702
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:43,333
這些包包要給你們背
這給你,然後我們要拿...

703
00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,625
–沒那麼重
–謝謝,親愛的

704
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,041
–這給妳
–好

705
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,291
沒關係

706
00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:51,291
–好了,走吧
–好

707
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:52,791
走吧

708
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,875
今晚是誰?你知道嗎?

709
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,041
大概是蓋瑞

710
00:28:57,041 --> 00:28:58,333
蓋瑞,天啊

711
00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,666
包包裡面是啥?

712
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,875
–定位裝置、手機
–還有槍

713
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,791
–還有槍
–我們會去很遠嗎?

714
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,208
不知道,到時再問蓋瑞

715
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,291
–好了,走吧
–蓋瑞,要飛多久?

716
00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:14,625
跟上次一樣久,女士

717
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,541
這樣吧,我不去了

718
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,333
幾個小時就到了

719
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:22,000
–最晚黎明前會到
–最晚黎明前會抵達

720
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,875
降落時記得把包包留下

721
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:25,166
–讓他們保管
–你們...

722
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,666
你們不來嗎?

723
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,166
–不了
–不了

724
00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:30,375
–很簡單的...
–對

725
00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:33,375
–玩得開心,一定難不倒你們
–活在當下,玩得開心

726
00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:35,125
–一定會很順利
–這跟我想的...

727
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,416
–事後再聯絡
–不一樣

728
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:38,458
–我不想去了
–事後再聯絡

729
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,750
但我沒有...這跟我們想的不一樣...

730
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:41,875
等等,什麼?

731
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:45,708
–手機留在直升機上
–手機留在直升機上

732
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,666
叢林裡很危險
我先放你們下去,之後再回來

733
00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:35,125
燃料有限
我們30分鐘整後會回來接你們

734
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,250
應該在這裡

735
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,083
約翰

736
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,208
好了

737
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,708
–好了
–好,好了

738
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,750
–約翰
–沒事,不會有事

739
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:32,208
無論發生什麼事,我愛妳

740
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:33,125
我也愛你

741
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,375
新朋友約翰,滑動來接聽

742
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,833
嘿

743
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,750
–嘿
–他們沒事

744
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:13,666
嗨

745
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,458
不會太糟吧?

746
00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,458
其實滿糟的

747
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:21,333
那個...

748
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:25,166
他們的老大看到我們不太高興
他們好像在等你們

749
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:28,375
幹,隊長?

750
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:31,541
老大,唯一不是小孩的人

751
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:34,916
他們不是小孩

752
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:37,250
–他們已經17、19歲了
–對

753
00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,666
我要去倒點水,你要什麼嗎?

754
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,958
不用,你們是...

755
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,666
你們是怎麼逃出來的?

756
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,458
你們...真厲害

757
00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:51,000
我們得用一把開山刀

758
00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:53,708
過程滿悽慘的

759
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,291
–約翰
–是

760
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:58,750
他們還年輕

761
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,375
大概比較好對付吧?

762
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:04,916
沒有,是砍老大,我們沒有砍小孩

763
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:07,833
他說什麼?

764
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,041
他們殺了隊長

765
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:12,791
–用開山刀
–靠

766
00:33:15,375 --> 00:33:18,083
–對我們沒影響吧?
–對

767
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,666
那樣沒事

768
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:22,416
我們之後應該自己去出任務

769
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:24,541
–只有我們倆
–對

770
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:26,333
聽好了

771
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:29,666
既然都是你們出力

772
00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:32,208
這次酬勞應該都給你們

773
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,416
–這樣才公平
–好

774
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:35,375
對

775
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:36,583
–謝了
–好

776
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,416
–我們會把錢匯過去
–我們會...

777
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,666
我們會匯錢過去

778
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:43,708
好,你們看起來很累,先休息吧

779
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,500
謝了,你們真的很照顧我們

780
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,916
等等,嘿,約翰

781
00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:49,125
猜猜我看到什麼?

782
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:53,500
阿姆開了一間餐廳
叫做“媽媽的義大利麵”

783
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,458
那樣的轉變很酷吧?

784
00:33:58,291 --> 00:33:59,125
對

785
00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:01,125
對

786
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,333
那樣很酷

787
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,458
–好了
–好

788
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:07,166
–好了
–再見

789
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,541
愛你們,改天見

790
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:10,791
–再見
–再見

791
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,041
好,再見

792
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,000
{\an8}匯款明細:37萬5千美元

793
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,083
妳在幹嘛?

794
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,416
我在試著哭出來

795
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:13,958
{\an8}患有阿茲海默症的前芭蕾舞者
隨著天鵝湖的歌起舞

796
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:20,875
沒事吧?

797
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,041
有事

798
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:26,541
有事

799
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,208
我說妳像機器人

800
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:40,000
我只是想說,妳不是機器人

801
00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:43,083
我知道妳不是機器人

802
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,083
因為妳會吃醋

803
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:48,291
因為什麼?

804
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,333
–妳會吃醋
–我才不會

805
00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:55,000
我不會

806
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,041
露妮有兩隻手

807
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,250
一直都是

808
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:07,083
妳很會騙人

809
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,625
–隨便啦
–真隨便

810
00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:12,375
–你上當了
–妳說她...

811
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:14,208
妳說她...

812
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,833
妳說她只有一隻手

813
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:20,166
這招很厲害,被妳騙倒了

814
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:22,583
很厲害

815
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:28,750
妳再晚15分鐘告訴我
我就不相信了

816
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,750
但妳馬上就出招,厲害

817
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,708
你也上當了

818
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,000
–上當了
–你還跟她交往過

819
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,791
–確實
–你還懷疑自己

820
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,041
被妳騙倒了

821
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,625
之前你說了你愛我

822
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,916
就在開山刀砍下來前

823
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,291
對,妳也有說

824
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:52,791
對,但我們當時命在旦夕

825
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,083
妳不是真心的?

826
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,291
我是

827
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,000
妳是什麼?

828
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,541
我真的愛你

829
00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:18,500
酷喔

830
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
去你的

831
00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,333
快說

832
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:28,458
快說

833
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,958
我喜歡這樣

834
00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:32,500
–你如果不回...
–我喜歡...

835
00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:35,958
–我愛你
–我愛妳,珍

836
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:36,958
你是真心的嗎?

837
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,416
對

838
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:43,833
蠢斃了

839
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,041
其實...

840
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:00,833
我沒有很喜歡那兩個人

841
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,208
我很討厭那兩個人

842
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:05,708
–真的嗎?
–很討厭...

843
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,458
–超討厭
–超討厭

844
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,666
–他們爛死了
–他們才不酷

845
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:13,666
–沒錯
–他們一點也不酷

846
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:16,416
問題就在那裡...
就像是種奇怪的魔咒

847
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,416
–讓你...
–我根本不知道是怎麼回事

848
00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:20,791
–我們當時為何這麼喜歡他們
–我...

849
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,333
我真的不知道,他們很...

850
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:26,583
–噴嚏...要打三次
–噴嚏的事

851
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,166
–我們還幫忙拍手
–我們還鼓掌

852
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,375
–我們很喜歡
–我們還拍手...心中想著

853
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,458
“為什麼...那是你的特點?”

854
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,166
好像他們是專去派對上打噴嚏的

855
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,083
–還連續三次
–對,連續三次

856
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,500
–他最後一次好像是裝的
–對

857
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,458
前兩次我覺得很逼真

858
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,250
–最後一次他打不出來
–他打不出來

859
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,583
他就...用力發聲...

860
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,458
還有他的口音

861
00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:52,083
–對
–讓你想幫他

862
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:54,208
–讓人覺得必須諒解他
–對

863
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:57,333
–還要說:“你只要...
–天啊

864
00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:58,583
“...呼吸

865
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,875
–我當時就想
–“然後就能無往不利”

866
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:02,875
妳還說:“我都不知道”

867
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:04,750
–什麼?
–天啊

868
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:08,541
妳...還在點頭

869
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,583
一副他講了什麼大道理的樣子

870
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:11,958
–我有點頭
–他說的事情...

871
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:14,708
–真丟臉
–我們一輩子

872
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,375
都在做

873
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,333
還把它講成一種魔法

874
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,666
他講起來好像...

875
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,708
–我們從沒做過
–我知道

876
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:27,708
我當時還想:“當然了
是呼吸,我怎麼沒想到?”

877
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,041
天啊

878
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,583
–管他們去死
–對啊

879
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,083
字幕翻譯:陳廷倫

880
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,166
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