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[tropical music]

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[seabirds squawking]

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[♪]

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[quiet hum of chatter]

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[chicks peeping]

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[♪]

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[clucking]

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[man] Hey, man.
Spare some change?

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Whatever, jerk.

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[clucking]

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[car horn honking]

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[driver] Fuck you,
you fuckin' snowflakes!

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[♪]

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[backup indicator beeping]

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[♪]

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[Liz] He's fine!

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No, he's doing that
hunching thing again.

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[Liz] Baby, he's fine.

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Hey, Dave!

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- What happened to the $20?
- I gave it to you.

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[Liz] Fuck.

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Oh, here it is. Here it is.

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Thank you, sir.

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Bye, Dave!

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- Are the bumpers out?
- [Liz] Yeah.

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[motor rumbling]

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You might wanna
straighten her out.

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Thank you!

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- You gave him water, right?
- [Liz] I sure did.

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I'm thinking maybe we go to Mud
Key today, instead of Boca Grande.

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Whatever you think.

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Yeah. It looks like tide
isn't gonna be low there

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'til, like, 3:00 or 4:00,
and we'll be long gone, anyway.

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Unless you'd rather
go to Boca Grande.

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You know how much
I love you, right?

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["Montserrat"
by Rich McKay playing]

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Hi, there!

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<i>♪ We're going to Montserrat
In the Caribbean Sea ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Montserrat
My friends and me ♪</i>

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Don't go so close
to the mooring ball.

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[Jodi] It's fine!
We're fine, babe.

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You ran over that
other guy's anchor yesterday.

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I wouldn't say we're so fine.

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I didn't run it over.
We just got tangled in it.

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<i>♪ Montserrat
Where we can be free ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We will go to a volcano ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Have a ball
Going up to the fall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're going to Montserrat
In the Caribbean Sea ♪</i>

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[♪]

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- Look out for the grass there.
- [Jodi] I see it. I see it.

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[boat bottom grinding]

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- Oh, God. Ugh!
- [Liz] Oh, my God.

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[grunts]
I don't know what happened.

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I swear I was following tracks.

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Maybe low tide came in early?

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'Cause tides
are whimsical like that.

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<i>♪ Of Christ their King ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Splash in a stream
In a warm sunbeam ♪</i>

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[Jodi] Get the dog!

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- [Pepe yips]
- I got him.

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<i>♪ They will burst
When the land gets thirsty ♪</i>

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[Pepe yips]

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I know, right, Pepe?
Shoot me if this ever gets old.

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Oh, I will.

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[♪]

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Oh, great.
We have neighbors today.

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[Liz]
And such lovely ones, at that.

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Maybe we'll recognize them
from the Capitol attack.

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Yeah, that could be
the bullhorn lady.

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Hopefully these yahoos aren't in
the mood to string up any lesbians.

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I'd pull in to the right,
over there.

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I would love to,
if she would move.

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She has to.
This isn't her island.

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Hi, there. Uh, excuse me.
We'd like to pull in here.

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[country music playing on radio]

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- Okay, get the dog!
- Thank you!

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- Do you have the dog?
- Yes, yes, I've got him.

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Jesus, Jodi, not so fast!

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- [boat bottom grinding]
- [man] What the fuck?

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- [Liz] That didn't sound good.
- [Jodi] Fuck!

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All right, check the anchor.

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- I... I'm holding the dog!
- All right, I'll get the anchor.

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Fuck! Jesus.

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- [Pepe whining]
- It's okay, it's okay.

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["Tractor Tattoo" by Cliff Cody
playing on radio]

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<i>♪ Naughty farmer's daughter
With a tractor tattoo ♪</i>

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[Pepe whining]

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I'm so sorry. Baby, are you
gonna come get him from me?

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[Jodi] I am working on it.

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You don't need to do that.

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You got it beached pretty good.
Y'all ain't going anywhere.

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We're total newbies,
if you couldn't tell.

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Baby,
I need you to take him from me.

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- Here.
- [Pepe whining]

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Okay, hold on.

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Here you go. Watch his ear!

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[Jodi] Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

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Okay, ready? Look!

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- Look! Where's his thing?
- [Liz] Baby. Baby.

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- That's what I'm here for.

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Go, go, go.

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[Pepe barking]

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God, is this gorgeous.

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[Jodi whistles] - What happened
to taking it easy with him?

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He wants to play.
What are you gonna do?

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Baby,
can you get a clip of this?

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Of you playing ball
with the dog?

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- Yeah!
- I don't know where my phone is.

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What's wrong with him, anyway?

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Well, he tweaked his back in the
Chihuahua Races a few weeks ago.

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Believe it or not, he's a mix.

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We're hoping to
not have to do an MRI,

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or even worse, spinal surgery.

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So for now, we're trying
acupuncture and laser therapy.

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- Jesus Christ.
- [Jodi] I know. It's a lot.

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He's also on anti-inflammatories
and muscle relaxers.

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Where y'all from?

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Here.

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Well, part-time here,
part-time California.

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- [Liz] This is our second home.
- But we come as much as we can.

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What about you guys?

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We live here. Year-round.

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Oh! I am so jealous.
Are you guys Conchs?

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- We're here over 20 years.
- Originally from West Virginia.

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Oh, nice. So what brought
you guys down to the Keys?

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- DJ was in the Navy.
- [DJ] For a second or two.

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Well,
thank you for your service.

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Babe, can you please
get me a beer?

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[scoffs] You couldn't have
asked me that a second ago?

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Women, am I right? [snickers]

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Ow! Jesus, babe!

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I'm sorry,
I thought you were looking.

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That hurt!
You could've hit me in the head.

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Thank you so much.

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- [Liz] Women, am I right?
- That's not funny.

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- I'm sorry, baby.
- Are you?

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Okay, thank you.

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[♪]

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[seabirds calling]

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Y'all need something
to keep your drinks cold?

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Oh, thank you so much!

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- Thank you.
- My name is Liz, by the way.

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And Little Mouth That Roared
over here, that's my wife, Jodi.

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DJ. That over there is Amber.

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- Hey.
- My better half. Sometimes.

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You hydrating between rounds?

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Oh,
I'm just not drinking right now.

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- Why?
- I'm just taking a little break.

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You're allowed to say
you're not drinking, babe.

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That's a good thing.
You should be proud.

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Liz is an attorney, and she thinks
you're gonna somehow hold it against her.

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The lawyer part
or the not-drinking part?

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Exactly.

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So, uh, DJ,
you had a stint in the Navy?

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What do you do now?

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Mmm, I'm mostly in construction.

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Jodi flips houses.

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I mean, that's what I do in LA.
I just started doing it here.

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Babe?

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Yeah, I don't know.
I just kind of feel bad.

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It's not the most socially
acceptable thing to be doing.

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- Ugh.
- [DJ] Yahtzee.

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Fuck socially acceptable.

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Okay, thank you!

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I mean, if I wasn't doing it,
someone else would, right?

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It's not like I'm single-handedly
raising property values.

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I'm just playing the game.

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We rent a condo
over in Searstown

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and our owner decided to sell
it, so he just gave us notice.

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Does it need a lot of work?

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[chuckles]
Shit breaks all the time.

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What is he asking for it?

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I'm just curious.

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We're looking at places
up the Keys.

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Sugarloaf, Big Pine.

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- [Jodi] I hear it's really nice up there.
- [scoffs] Yeah.

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And how great would it be if
you guys could buy something?

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Uh, we can't.

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You know what?
Jodi should get DJ's number.

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She's always looking
for a good contractor.

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I'm, uh, more of a handyman now.

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Smaller projects,
things like that.

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[Amber] Yeah.

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Real fuckin' small.

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It's just hard finding
good workers down here.

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Right, right. What with
everyone being so transient.

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I don't know about that.

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People come and go all the time.

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He knows what
"transient" means, babe.

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They're all a bunch of illegals.

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Now, hold on. Let me finish
before y'all go off on me.

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They gotta be paid
under the table.

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They don't pay any taxes on
that, and then send all that money

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back to whatever the hell
country they're from,

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and none of it
goes back into our system.

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DJ, they don't wanna hear it.

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You know what? It's okay.
It's okay. I get it.

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I'm a big rule-follower.

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It isn't right.

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Huh.

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What?

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I like to do things
on the up-and-up.

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- Mmm.
- My wife here, not so much.

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What are you even talking about?

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Uh, right now she's
trying to beat the system,

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be an influencer,
and not have to work anymore.

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What's your handle again?

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I'm... I'm not trying to beat the
system and not work anymore.

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And it's @FlippinAwesome,

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no "G," dollar sign,
exclamation point.

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And you've got,
like, 1,800 followers?

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Almost. Almost.
I need some new content.

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Good poopie, buddy!

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[Liz]
Should I get a clip of that?

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That's funny. That's cute, babe.

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I'm trying to pull back the curtain
and be open with my audience,

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establish a lifestyle,
grow followers.

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You don't get it.

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That is a beautiful poopie.

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[Liz] Are you just gonna marvel at
it, or are you gonna go pick it up?

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He hasn't been going
since he's been on his meds.

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And, plus,
he's anal-retentive anyway,

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so when he does go,
I like to make a big deal.

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Are we still talking about this?

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Thank you. Welcome to my world.

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You're not gonna believe it, she actually
has a song that she sings about it.

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And if you're lucky,
you're gonna hear it.

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I'd rather lick a razor blade,
and then eat a lemon.

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[DJ chuckles] Honey!

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And then put Tabasco on it.

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[DJ] Write that one down.

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So what do you catch here, DJ?

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Oh, snook. Lemon shark.

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Uh, mangrove snapper, sometimes.

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[Liz] Lemon shark?
You can eat that?

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Yeah, sure. You can eat just
about anything you catch out here.

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That's amazing.
What do you use for bait?

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Well, Chihuahua mixes are best,

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but I wasn't sure how y'all
would feel about that. [Chuckles]

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00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,730
Very funny, DJ. Very dry. It kind
of creeps up on you. I like that.

243
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,126
But seriously,
what do you use for bait?

244
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,345
Oh, just some mullet.

245
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,217
Not your wife's hairdo, babe.

246
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:52,396
By the way, you guys, this is
intentional. They're back in style. So.

247
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,833
That's unfortunate.

248
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,225
Did not know.

249
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,361
You fish?

250
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,233
It's been a long time,
but I love it.

251
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,844
Hmm.

252
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,455
[Liz] Yeah,
my dad and I used to go out.

253
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,674
I did not know that.

254
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,915
Yeah. He would take me
off the pier in Oceanside.

255
00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:12,939
[Jodi] Hmm.

256
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,352
You're welcome to grab a rod,
and have at it.

257
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,456
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

258
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,639
[Liz] That'd be awesome.

259
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,121
[DJ] Yep. Right on the cooler.

260
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,514
- That's the one.
- Awesome.

261
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,299
All right, hook's out,
so be careful.

262
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,562
- Okay, okay.
- [DJ] In fact, let's switch these.

263
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,172
- Okay.
- [DJ] Let me take this one.

264
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,435
- Okay, thank you.
- [Jodi whistles]

265
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,176
[DJ] And...

266
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,961
Need me to bait that for you?

267
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,137
Oh, no.
Can you just give me a mullet?

268
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,202
- [DJ] Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- [Liz] Thank you.

269
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,357
[DJ] Flies love 'em.

270
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,882
Thank you, sir.

271
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:49,372
You can go through the mouth, but you might
wanna go through the back, under that fin.

272
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,064
- Right.
- [DJ] A little stronger.

273
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,998
[Liz] Harder than it looks.
But I got it, I got it.

274
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,826
- [DJ] You got it?
- [Liz] It's coming back to me.

275
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,679
What are you guys planning to do
here with all the accoutrements?

276
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,725
Uh, you got
a lot of stuff out here.

277
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,814
We're camping here tonight.

278
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,905
Okay, that sounds awesome.
Baby, we need to do that.

279
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,776
Okay, babe.

280
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,996
Well, with the tide
not coming back in 'til 10:00

281
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,086
or 11:00 tonight,
y'all may not have a choice.

282
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:18,004
Wait. I got an important Zoom at
7:00. Baby, I gotta get back by then.

283
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,311
Yeah, and if we all push,
though, we're gonna be fine, right?

284
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,357
[DJ laughs]

285
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,837
No, we're not staying tonight.
I didn't pack anything.

286
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,728
We don't have treats.
We don't have his meds.

287
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,146
Baby, we're gonna be fine.

288
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,193
But I just love that your biggest
concern is the dog and his needs.

289
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,717
I don't know who needs who more.

290
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,632
Look at you!

291
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,981
- Yep.
- You did it.

292
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,940
Right? Woot, woot!

293
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,376
- [splash]
- Fuck.

294
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,990
Okay, now you gotta
release the reel.

295
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,960
- Oh, right, right, right.
- Here, watch this.

296
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,207
Just like this.

297
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,818
- [reel hissing]
- Jesus.

298
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,428
Okay, I gotcha.

299
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,474
[splash]

300
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,478
I'm gonna have my sandwich.
Do you want yours?

301
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,741
- [Liz] No, not yet.
- Okay. I'm gonna have mine.

302
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,221
Ah, fuck!

303
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,035
- [DJ] Cast it on out there.
- [Liz] Okay.

304
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,182
As long as you get your bait
wet, you got a chance.

305
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,357
[Liz] Mm-hmm.

306
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,015
- [DJ] That'll play.
- [Liz] Okay!

307
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,019
You're a great teacher, DJ.
Do you guys have any kids?

308
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,934
We got four
between the two of us.

309
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,155
I had a practice husband
before him, and so did he.

310
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,157
Did you have
a practice husband, too?

311
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,855
- What, me? Fuck no.
- [Amber cackles]

312
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,205
I'm just teasing.

313
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,991
But I love that.
Practice spouses.

314
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,514
So how old are your kids?

315
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,996
22 to 27. And six grandbabies.

316
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,736
[Liz] No way.

317
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,435
Mm-hmm. We started young.

318
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,003
That's amazing. You guys
don't look a day over 50.

319
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,221
We're not.

320
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,442
At least I'm not.
DJ here just turned 51.

321
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,183
I got me an older man.
[clicks tongue]

322
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,924
I can't wait to have grandkids.

323
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,539
How many of your kids
did you guys have together?

324
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,195
None.

325
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,762
Well, we have three of our own.

326
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:10,464
We got an 18-year-old, a
16-year-old, and a 14-year-old.

327
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:14,076
She had them with her ex.
I'm the step-monster.

328
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,426
Are they with
their dad right now?

329
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:20,474
[chuckles] No.
They're with their other mom.

330
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,693
I had a practice wife, too.

331
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,696
She's got 'em
for two weeks in Maui.

332
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,263
[Jodi] Woot, woot!

333
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,612
Babe.

334
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,398
I like my downtime. So shoot me.

335
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,227
I'm still waiting for Peter Pan
over here to grow up.

336
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,622
- Oh! Fish on.
- What is it?

337
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,842
- [grunts] Lemon shark, I think.
- [Liz] No way!

338
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,428
[Jodi] Babe, he said
he catches them here.

339
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,193
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

340
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,977
Shit! Shit!

341
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,588
[Pepe barking]

342
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,042
- [Jodi] Oh, boy.
- Babe, get it!

343
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,330
- [Jodi] I am!
- [Pepe whining]

344
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,636
- [DJ] Get my knife, Ams.
- [Amber] I'm on it.

345
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,093
'Cause you're gonna cut it loose?
Little catch and release action?

346
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,901
'Cause I'ma eat it.

347
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,472
[Jodi] What, babe, isn't that
how you and your dad used to do?

348
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,083
[Pepe whining, barking]

349
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,215
Now just drop the tip
and reel 'em in! Come on.

350
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,784
[grunts] Jesus Christ, Amber!
I know what I'm doing.

351
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,003
[Pepe whining]

352
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,571
Shut that dog the fuck up!

353
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,530
[Pepe whining]

354
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,619
<i>♪ Mine eyes have seen
The glory ♪</i>

355
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,403
<i>♪ Of the coming of the dog ♪</i>

356
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,623
- [Liz] Oh, good. Here she goes.
- I swear to God,

357
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,016
that dog's going in the water
if you don't shut it up!

358
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,149
<i>♪ We could really write a blog
♪</i>

359
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,717
<i>♪ He has loosed
The faithful lightning ♪</i>

360
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,589
<i>♪ Of his poop
That's like a log ♪</i>

361
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,114
God fucking damn it!

362
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,465
[DJ grunting]

363
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,602
[Amber] Good job, DJ!
You break, I buy.

364
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,083
Yeah, tell yourself what
you need to tell yourself. Okay?

365
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,740
It wasn't my fuckin' fault.

366
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,397
Goddamn it. You can be
such a dick sometimes.

367
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,621
I tell you what,
you're big fuckin' baby.

368
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,797
That's what you are, a baby.

369
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:11,193
Everything you touch
turns to shit.

370
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:17,852
You're lucky I didn't snap that
fuckin' rod over your fat head! Asshole.

371
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,289
I... I don't know about you guys,

372
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,553
but I'm a big believer in
everything happening for a reason.

373
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,227
- [Amber] Ugh. Oh, my God.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

374
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,818
What? What? It's true.

375
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:31,909
Jodi and I were this close to
swiping the other way for each other.

376
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,583
Babe, they don't know
what you're talking about.

377
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,391
Yeah, y'all met on a sex app.

378
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,132
[Liz] It was a dating app.

379
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,168
Isn't that the same thing?

380
00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:41,025
You haven't been single
for a while, have you?

381
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,268
No, I have not.

382
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,751
We met the good old-fashioned
way: Drunk at a bar.

383
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,710
[Liz] I hear that.
That works, too.

384
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,974
["House of the Rising Sun" by
Andrea Cummins playing on radio]

385
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,672
Oh, my God.
I love this song. Turn it up!

386
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,892
[volume increases]

387
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,808
And she makes fun of me
for singing to the dog.

388
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,680
[♪]

389
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,334
Come on, baby. Dance with me.

390
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,988
[singing] <i>♪ In New Orleans ♪</i>

391
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,424
[Jodi] I'm great. No.

392
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,558
<i>♪ They call the Rising Sun ♪</i>

393
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:18,173
<i>♪ That's been the ruin
Of many a poor boy ♪</i>

394
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:21,916
<i>♪ And God, I know I'm one ♪</i>

395
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,787
[Amber] What was she like
when she drank?

396
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,833
You don't wanna know.

397
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,923
If this is so wrong,
I don't wanna be right.

398
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,142
[Liz humming along]

399
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:35,364
<i>♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪</i>

400
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:40,021
I am one lucky, lucky lady.

401
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,025
- [crunch]
- [Jodi exclaims]

402
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,290
Babe?

403
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,465
- Babe!
- [music stops]

404
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,293
Boo!

405
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,871
Hey,
your friend's calling for you.

406
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,819
- My friend?
- [Jodi] Babe, I need you!

407
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,821
Okay, okay! What happened?

408
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,736
I broke my fucking tooth!

409
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,150
- Are you in pain?
- [Jodi sobs]

410
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,263
I'm ready to go back now.

411
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,265
Okay. Hey, what can I do, baby?

412
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,441
[Jodi] Sober up from
your sparkling water

413
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,965
and get us the fuck out of here!

414
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,793
[Liz] Okay. It's okay.
You know what?

415
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,643
We're gonna get you
to an emergency dentist.

416
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,101
- It's all gonna be okay.
- Good luck with that.

417
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,775
[Liz] Well, there's gotta be
someone around here!

418
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,235
I mean getting out.

419
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,847
Well,
what if we all push together?

420
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:25,980
Come on.

421
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,635
Here we go.

422
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:33,117
- [all grunting]
- [DJ] Go!

423
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,772
- Oh, look, it didn't work.
- Baby. Baby.

424
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,731
Should we have her
trim up the engine?

425
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,945
If anything, she needs
to hop out, and help us push.

426
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,364
Okay. Come on, my love. Come
on. It's gonna be okay, I promise you.

427
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,955
- On your count.
- On three. One, two, three. Up!

428
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,393
[all grunting]

429
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:51,005
Okay. What if I trim down the
engine, and just fucking floor it?

430
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,400
Okay, okay. Okay.

431
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,186
[♪]

432
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,188
[motor rumbling]

433
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,799
- Okay, go.
- [Jodi] Babe, you're breaking the boat!

434
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,236
[Liz] I'm not breaking the boat!

435
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:09,197
- You're doing more damage.
- [Liz] Well, what do you want me to do?

436
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,243
- Get the radio!
- Okay. Okay. I got the radio.

437
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,507
My God, the radio!

438
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:15,899
- I got it!
- Fuck!

439
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,859
Goddamn it.

440
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,777
Are you fucking kidding me?

441
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,257
Un-fucking-believable.

442
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,827
What, are you calling a dentist?

443
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,960
I'm saving myself,

444
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:36,659
because my wife was too busy
whooping it up to do it herself.

445
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,923
[Jodi panting]

446
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,838
I would prefer
no love right now.

447
00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,187
Sorry.

448
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:49,280
- Channel 16?
- For dental emergencies? I'm not sure.

449
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:53,110
Mayday.

450
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,678
Mayday.

451
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,875
[radio operator] <i>
What's your emergency?</i>

452
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,814
I busted my tooth
on a cherry pit,

453
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:04,208
and I'm in a lot of pain
and there's a lot of blood.

454
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,692
Are you still there?

455
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,346
[radio operator] <i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

456
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,957
<i>What is it that
you'd like for me to do?</i>

457
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,699
Well, the tide is
really low right now,

458
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,746
and I did a real number
when I parked our boat,

459
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,617
and we can't get out.

460
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,925
We're in that little beach
over on Mud Key.

461
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,116
[radio operator]
<i>Ma'am, this channel is</i>

462
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,582
<i>designated for distress
and emergency calls.</i>

463
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,366
<i>It's not used for conversation.</i>

464
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,760
<i>I'm sorry to hear
about your tooth.</i>

465
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:37,720
<i>I do know a pretty good periodontist
up in Cudjoe I can recommend.</i>

466
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,984
Uh, no, thank you.
But thank you anyway.

467
00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:42,812
Baby, get the number.

468
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,772
Okay,
I'll take the number, please.

469
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:49,253
<i>Sweetheart, this is something you're
gonna be needing to Google on your own.</i>

470
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,995
<i>I believe they're called
Keys Dental Solutions.</i>

471
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:57,174
Thank you so much.
Thanks a fucking lot.

472
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,091
I can't believe this is
where our tax dollars are going!

473
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,138
Oh, yeah.
Don't get DJ started on that.

474
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,706
Tell you what. Let's find
something to apply pressure.

475
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,145
You two sit tight for a few hours,
and wait for the tide to come back in.

476
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:12,842
Define "a few."

477
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,191
Five or six.

478
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:16,150
That's several, not a few.

479
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,153
All right,
what about your shirt?

480
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,678
- It's new.
- Okay?

481
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,419
[Jodi] It wasn't cheap!

482
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,179
[Liz] Honey, that's okay.
We'll get you a new one.

483
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:27,509
I don't want a new one!

484
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,000
Okay,
now you're just being a baby.

485
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,469
[DJ] What about your buff?

486
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,037
Okay,
I don't really like this one.

487
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:42,437
[DJ] Stuff it up in there.

488
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,700
It's sweaty and it's dirty.

489
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:47,137
Now is not the time
to be a pussy.

490
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,533
Right in there.

491
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,406
[Jodi whimpers, exclaims]

492
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,581
All the way.

493
00:24:56,712 --> 00:25:01,587
[Jodi] Ah! Ah! Ow. Ah.

494
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,852
Now what?

495
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,158
Well,
now you chill the fuck out.

496
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,119
You can make
one of your videos, baby.

497
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,905
[Amber] There's a...
there's this, uh, plant.

498
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:19,126
It's called, uh, cera... cera
something. I don't know.

499
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:26,481
But it's supposed to be good
for, um, kidneys and your skin.

500
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,789
It's also good for, um, blood.
It's a good blood, uh... What's...

501
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:32,008
- Coagulator?
- Yeah. Yeah.

502
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,421
We have a bunch of it. It's all
over here, all over this island.

503
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,143
We have some
outside of our building.

504
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,971
[DJ] Yep, right back
by the propane tank.

505
00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:40,626
- It's probably out here in the mangroves.
- Yeah.

506
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,933
- How do you spell it?
- [Amber] I don't... I don't know.

507
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,374
[Liz grunts]

508
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,725
Okay. Fuck.

509
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,162
- [Amber] Is that AT&T?
- Uh-huh.

510
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:58,948
[Amber] If you stand over there by
that bush and hold it up real high...

511
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:02,125
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- You can at least get one bar.

512
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,652
Is it cerasee?

513
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,586
- I... I think it is.
- [Amber] I don't know, maybe.

514
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,743
- No, that's what it is.
- [Amber] Okay.

515
00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:13,833
But it doesn't say anything here
about being a good coagulator.

516
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:16,009
I don't know. I don't...
Fuck, I don't know.

517
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,837
[Jodi whimpers]

518
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,535
So you're saying it could be
growing around here, too?

519
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,406
Yeah, maybe over
in those mangroves.

520
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:26,497
[muffled] Babe, want me to
get your water shoes for you?

521
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,716
[Liz] Honey, what was that?

522
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,160
Yes. Thank you.

523
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,684
[DJ] Bon voyage.

524
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,386
[Jodi, muffled] I'm sorry
I yelled at you earlier, babe.

525
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,475
I was stressed, and I'm scared.

526
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,085
One more time, princess?

527
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:51,305
I'm scared, I'm stressed,

528
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:53,699
and I don't wanna
have a missing tooth.

529
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,223
I know you are, baby,
and you won't. I promise.

530
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,791
Girl. It ain't no big thing.
I got two of 'em. Look.

531
00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:02,011
One up here
and one down here. See?

532
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:08,931
You know, I don't even think I'd
know what it looks like if I saw it.

533
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:11,804
All right, fine. Come on.

534
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,370
- I'll take you.
- Okay.

535
00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:16,722
It'd suck if she got
poison ivy in her mouth.

536
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,506
- Or poison oak. Come on.
- [Liz] Okay.

537
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,248
Wait.
I've gotta put it in my mouth?

538
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,208
Be right back. Hey...

539
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,994
and while we're gone, DJ, don't
you go hitting on my wife, okay?

540
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,736
- [Jodi] Oh, my God.
- What? It's not my fault

541
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,868
I'm married to the hottest
woman on the planet.

542
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,842
- [Amber] Come on!
- [Liz] Okay, okay. Coming.

543
00:27:38,395 --> 00:27:41,485
I'm sorry. She thinks
I'm, like, a supermodel.

544
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:43,923
That's, uh... that's nice.

545
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,970
And she's, like,
insanely jealous, too.

546
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:49,145
Yeah.

547
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,322
I'm gonna go... go
get my fishing pole.

548
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:53,715
Okay.

549
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:59,852
[whimpering, panting]

550
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,201
[Pepe whines]

551
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,643
[♪]

552
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,688
[Liz] So what'd you say you do
for work again, Amber?

553
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:20,786
I didn't.

554
00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:24,050
I work over at Hideaways.

555
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,182
Oh! That's on Duval, right?

556
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,334
The place with all the license
plates all over the walls?

557
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,404
No, it's a vacation
rental company.

558
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:33,624
They pay me to deal with
all sorts of bullshit.

559
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:38,455
Like, uh, "Oh, mangoes
keep dropping into the pool,"

560
00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:42,721
or, "There's ghost ants all over
the counter on the bread we left out,"

561
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:45,898
or, "The AC stopped working.
Waaah!"

562
00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,682
I don't know.

563
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:51,251
So, what, you're a lawyer?

564
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,558
Yeah.
At a big streaming company.

565
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,996
Oh. Well, that's cool.
Which one?

566
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,302
- The big one.
- [gasps] Seriously?

567
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,000
- Seriously.
- Oh, you need to tell them

568
00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:02,915
to bring back
that cooking show with Paris.

569
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,719
[Liz] That's programming.
I'm public policy.

570
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,135
[Amber] Oh. Okay.

571
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,963
[Liz] You don't watch that crap,
do you?

572
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:10,313
Mm-hmm. I like to know
how the other half lives.

573
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,489
Well, you know
it's not real, right?

574
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,816
Well, it's different from my life.
Okay? And that's good enough.

575
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,625
Sometimes it's just
nice to get away.

576
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,235
[Liz] I get that.

577
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,240
Shit. You know what?
We should've brought beers.

578
00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:27,635
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
I forgot you stopped drinking.

579
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,942
- I'm so sorry about that.
- Hey, hey, that's okay.

580
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,912
- You didn't do anything. I did.
- What's that?

581
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:34,207
Why did you stop drinking,
anyway?

582
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,209
- Primarily health reasons.
- Well, duh.

583
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,689
Nobody drinks
'cause it's good for you.

584
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,692
You know what?
Hey, life's too short. Woo!

585
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,607
[Liz chuckles] Yeah.

586
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,872
That's right. Life is too short.

587
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:49,613
- All the more reason for me to quit.
- Mmm.

588
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,228
There aren't any snakes
around here, are there?

589
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,883
Sure there are. We just
stepped over one a second ago.

590
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:01,016
- What?
- Jesus Christ! Holy... Dang...

591
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:15,161
[muffled] I'm sorry if
we ruined your time here.

592
00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:16,597
Come again?

593
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,908
[Jodi whimpers]

594
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,870
I'm sorry if we ruined your day.

595
00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:30,480
No, it's fine.

596
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:35,921
Everything was probably nice
and mellow, 'til we rolled up.

597
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,012
Not exactly.

598
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:48,020
Amber does this thing sometimes
where she doesn't talk to me,

599
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:51,675
so it actually
wasn't all that nice.

600
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,547
Were you guys in a fight?

601
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,766
I don't know
what the hell I did.

602
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,768
That's just
how she gets sometimes.

603
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:01,163
I bet Liz would love
if I stopped talking to her.

604
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,687
She tunes me out
half the time, anyway.

605
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:06,038
I don't think she'd like it
as much as she thinks.

606
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:07,909
Not as great as it seems.

607
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,264
Hey, you don't have
any Advil, do you?

608
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,312
Not on me.

609
00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:23,142
You still in pain?

610
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,318
[Jodi] Yeah. I think
when I broke my tooth,

611
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:27,276
something might have
gotten exposed.

612
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,540
You got any gum?

613
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:33,195
Don't you think that's the
last thing I should be doing?

614
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:36,503
I'm talking about taking
a little piece of chewed-up gum,

615
00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,940
stuffing it up in there,
to protect it.

616
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,029
That's actually
a really good idea.

617
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,292
No, I wish I did.

618
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,820
[♪]

619
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,519
Oh, I couldn't.

620
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,174
Not the whole thing.
Just a little piece.

621
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,654
Mmm...

622
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,482
I don't have cooties.

623
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:02,181
I've already had Covid,
like, four times.

624
00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,705
Eh...

625
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:07,664
Whatever. Stick your buff
back in your mouth.

626
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,014
I don't care.

627
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,327
Okay. Thank you.

628
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,941
All right. There you go.

629
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:24,812
Ball that up,
get it up in there.

630
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,074
Thank you.

631
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,383
[DJ] It's gonna hurt,
but it'll feel better after.

632
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:31,862
[Jodi gasps]

633
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,213
Ah!

634
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,519
What's the matter?

635
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:39,174
I'm scared to touch it.

636
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:42,438
Here, give it over.

637
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:43,831
You're gonna do it?

638
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:45,789
Yeah. Sit down.

639
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,618
Will you be gentle?

640
00:32:48,749 --> 00:32:51,447
Yeah. Is that as wide as
you can open your mouth?

641
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:54,146
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, Jesus Christ. Tilt your head back.

642
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,931
You're not gonna bite me,
are you?

643
00:32:57,758 --> 00:32:59,716
All right, hold still.
Get up in here.

644
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,936
All right. Oh, there it is.

645
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:05,026
- [Jodi shouting]
- Okay. Almost done.

646
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,375
Ah!

647
00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,425
Thank you so much.

648
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,731
Don't mention it.

649
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:19,214
I thought I could do it,
but I couldn't.

650
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,955
You'll get it next time.

651
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:28,876
[mellow music]

652
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,365
[Liz] God, is this gorgeous.

653
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:40,801
[Amber] Mm-hmm.

654
00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:44,805
Fuck the cerasee.

655
00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:46,459
I could stay here all day.

656
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,069
True that.

657
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,159
[Amber snorts, hawks]

658
00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,421
[spits]

659
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,815
You okay, there?

660
00:33:55,903 --> 00:34:00,864
Yeah. I'm just looking
for that plant shit.

661
00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:03,693
Yeah, it seems like you and DJ
have got a good thing going.

662
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:05,454
What's your secret?

663
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,741
Sometimes I think you
people have the right idea,

664
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:12,006
just ditch the men, and not have
to deal with all of their bullshit.

665
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,095
I'd be right there with you...

666
00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:16,445
if I could stomach poontang.

667
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,273
And it's true.

668
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:21,624
I couldn't eat out another
woman's twat if you paid me.

669
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:25,933
- No offense.
- Hey, none taken.

670
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,110
Oh, you know what? Don't hold me
to it, but I think this is it.

671
00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:31,069
Mm-hmm. Come here.

672
00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:39,642
Okay, hold on a sec.

673
00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,514
- It... it's close, but...
- [sniffs] No.

674
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,646
[sniffs] This is it. This is it.

675
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,606
Okay, here, let me get some.

676
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,651
- Take that back for you.
- Okay, thank you.

677
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:50,479
And...

678
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,003
ooh, there's some here. For me.

679
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:55,072
I mean, who wouldn't want
good skin and kidneys, right?

680
00:34:55,096 --> 00:34:56,096
Right.

681
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:57,747
And if I'm wrong
and it's poison ivy,

682
00:34:57,878 --> 00:34:59,967
we'll know in about
12 hours or so.

683
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,101
Ooh, here's some more.

684
00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:06,123
[DJ] Okay, you put your index
finger here, like a trigger.

685
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,541
Take it back,
push it down with your thumb,

686
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:09,933
flick it and let it fly. Okay?

687
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,302
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not gonna do it for you.

688
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,980
- You gotta do it yourself.
- Okay.

689
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:14,587
Bring it back.
That's it. That's right.

690
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:16,244
Thumb down. Let it fly.

691
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,116
- [reel hisses]
- Ha!

692
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,815
You're a natural!
Look at that! High-five! Yeah!

693
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:24,296
Wow! What did we miss here?

694
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:27,212
Your fiancée is a total angler.

695
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:28,147
Fiancée?

696
00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:30,571
I'm sorry, I don't know what
y'all are calling it these days.

697
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:33,087
Um, for starters, she's my wife.

698
00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:35,394
Just like you have a wife,
I have a wife.

699
00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:38,962
Oh, gentle! Gentle, babe.

700
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,401
Well, at least
someone's feeling better.

701
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,815
Yeah, she just needed some time
for the bleeding to stop.

702
00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:46,622
Let it sit. Let it sit.

703
00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,755
Who put the bait on for her?

704
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:51,037
[DJ] I'm telling you, she did.
She's a regular little fisherman.

705
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,846
- Fisherwoman. Yeah.
- Dang it. I don't...

706
00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:54,326
Fisherperson? I can't keep up.

707
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,936
You're fine, you're fine.
Leave it.

708
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,112
Here I thought my wife
was on her deathbed,

709
00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:01,942
so I go off into the muck
hunting for God knows what,

710
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:04,568
and little do I know,
you two are sitting here

711
00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:06,990
on the beach having
the time of your lives.

712
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,124
- Here, babe.
- Thank you.

713
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,040
I will... I will use those later.
Thank you!

714
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:15,825
[DJ] Yep. They're gonna come
to it. It's right where you want it.

715
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:19,960
- Hold it still.
- Mm-hmm.

716
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:22,347
[DJ] All right.
Yeah, bring it a little.

717
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:28,229
Well, I'm just glad
you're feeling better, baby.

718
00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,014
Thank you. Me, too.
I was in a lot of pain.

719
00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,842
But DJ's gum really helped.

720
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:39,849
Come again?

721
00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:44,158
DJ gave me a piece of gum, and I
put a tiny piece of it on the broken tooth,

722
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,204
and it helped to protect it.

723
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,815
What's going on here?

724
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,033
Nothing.

725
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,297
- Jodi Cohen-Jimenez.
- What?

726
00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:55,735
Nothing happened! I... I
needed it to cover the wound.

727
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:58,520
I... It was crazy sensitive,
I was in a lot of pain,

728
00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:02,089
and he gave me a tiny piece
of gum, and it did the trick.

729
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,943
Then why are you
acting like such a weirdo?

730
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,962
I'm not! You're the weirdo!

731
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:09,618
Hey, DJ? I'd like
a piece of gum, if you have.

732
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,664
I don't think
there's any more gum.

733
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:16,190
Where's the wrapper?

734
00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:20,716
- I don't know. I threw it away.
- Where'd you throw it?

735
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,590
It's in the cooler somewhere.

736
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:29,334
Oh, my God, babe!
It came from his mouth, okay?

737
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:32,380
We were in crisis mode,
and we didn't have a choice.

738
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,339
"We"?
What is he, your boyfriend now?

739
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:37,298
- Come on, babe.
- Don't "come on, babe" me.

740
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,648
This is about the stupidest
thing I have ever heard.

741
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:42,172
We just finished
a global health crisis.

742
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:43,957
I don't care
what the naysayers say.

743
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:46,133
He... he's already
had it a bunch of times.

744
00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:48,657
Wonderful. Even better.

745
00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:52,705
You're just jealous because something
that was in his mouth went into mine.

746
00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,141
Well, yeah!

747
00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,098
I think you got
something there.

748
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,839
- Ooh.
- Yep.

749
00:37:56,926 --> 00:38:00,669
You took used gum
from a complete stranger,

750
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:02,758
who can't even acknowledge
that we're married,

751
00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:05,500
and you put it in your mouth,
and you chewed it.

752
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:08,242
No! I didn't chew it!
I did not chew it.

753
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:12,638
I... I just put the little piece in
there to cover up the exposed part.

754
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,727
Fish on. Snap it up. Snap it up.

755
00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:16,642
- Drop the tip, and bail it! Woo!
- Fuck!

756
00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,340
[DJ] There's an art to it.
You gotta go up and down.

757
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:21,864
That's right, baby.
Work it! Yeah!

758
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:24,519
- That's right!
- Up and down. You gotta go up and down.

759
00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:26,913
Up and down!

760
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,804
- [Amber] You gotta work it!
- [DJ] Up and down.

761
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:33,136
- [Jodi] What is it?
- Oh! Mangrove snapper, baby!

762
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:37,750
[cheering, laughing] - She's a beaut!
Gonna make a couple tacos out of her.

763
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,494
Jesus Christ,
that was my fucking dinner.

764
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,800
- Fuck you, dickwad.
- [Liz] Fuck you first.

765
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:47,281
Keep your hands off my wife,
asshole.

766
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:51,503
[scoffs] Are you kiddin' me?
I got zero interest in that.

767
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:53,505
Why? What's wrong with her?

768
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,420
Wait, don't tell me.

769
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:58,640
I know exactly what you are,
you homophobic scumbag.

770
00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:02,078
- Excuse me?
- You heard me,

771
00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:04,690
you "let's go, Brandon"
election-denying dipshit.

772
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:06,996
What the hell
are you talking about?

773
00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:09,608
Motherfucking misogynist.

774
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,306
My body, my rights.

775
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,003
[DJ] What did you tell her?

776
00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:15,744
[Amber] I didn't say anything!

777
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,028
You know, I don't have to listen
to this psychotic bullshit.

778
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:20,575
The second I saw the two of you,

779
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,709
I knew you were a couple
of anti-American libtards

780
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,318
ruinin' my fucking country.

781
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:28,278
You and that prissy-ass,
woke-ass dog of yours.

782
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,019
"Your" country?

783
00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:33,458
I'm just as American as you are,
you supremacist fuck.

784
00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:36,112
And by the way,
that attack you just made?

785
00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:39,768
Let me teach you something,
called an <i>ad hominem</i> fallacy.

786
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:43,903
Speak fuckin' English, bitch!
It's the least you can do.

787
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:47,950
Oh, Bubba, you just crossed
a very serious line here.

788
00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:52,172
Congratulations!
You're in hate crime territory.

789
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:53,956
Are you getting this on camera?

790
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:57,917
I think he was referring to the
legal term you threw out there.

791
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,747
I don't give a flying fuck
what he was referring to!

792
00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:05,664
This piece of shit is just
another angry white man,

793
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:09,668
unhappy in every element
of his life. No offense.

794
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:11,887
He blames everyone
else for his problems.

795
00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,629
He rejects facts.
He rejects science.

796
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,197
Why aren't you
catching this on camera?

797
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:22,245
This is heavier stuff. Audiences
tend to go for lighter content.

798
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:27,729
And you know what? You've
gotta stop with the "fiancée" bullshit.

799
00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,992
This is my wife, DJ.

800
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,908
We're married,
just like you are.

801
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,389
Our marriage is just
as legitimate as yours.

802
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,478
At least in this moment,
it still is.

803
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:41,003
It is impossible to know what the
fuck you people wanna be called

804
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:44,006
because it changes
every fucking day!

805
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,182
Wives and wives, DJ!

806
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,706
Is that so hard?

807
00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:51,013
We're wife and wife,
just like you are.

808
00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,015
You know what sickens me most?

809
00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,235
These two insurgent idiots,

810
00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:58,412
- who very well may be cousins...
- What?

811
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:02,938
...somehow will always have a
marriage that's more legitimate than ours.

812
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,766
You know what sickens me?

813
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:07,900
You people need a whole
fuckin' month to celebrate

814
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:13,035
your stupid fuckin' prancing around,
rainbow special-attention bullshit!

815
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,254
[Liz scoffs]

816
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,257
Give me a fuckin' break.

817
00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:20,565
What? Seriously!

818
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,523
When is straight people day,
huh?

819
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:25,134
When the hell is straight people
day? Explain that one to me!

820
00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:29,878
Every fuckin' day
is straight people day, DJ!

821
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,011
Every fuckin' day!

822
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:38,757
[grunts]

823
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,804
[grunts] Fuck!

824
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,247
[DJ grunting]

825
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,298
Let's go.

826
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:01,954
[gentle music]

827
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:16,534
Thank you.

828
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:26,718
I love you.

829
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:28,894
I love you, too.

830
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,115
Can I get you your sandwich?

831
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,335
My...

832
00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:44,431
How dare that clueless jackass.

833
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:48,914
He's never had to stick
his red neck out for anything.

834
00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:51,177
He doesn't even
recognize his privilege.

835
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:54,484
Entitled communist. She has
everything handed to her,

836
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,443
and it's still not good enough.

837
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:57,977
Thought this would be
fuckin' nice.

838
00:42:58,053 --> 00:42:59,577
Like I would know.

839
00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:06,975
What are you doing?

840
00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:08,934
I'm gonna get us
the fuck out of here.

841
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,285
By calling us an Uber?

842
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:15,114
No! I'm gonna hire
a charter company.

843
00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:17,856
Well, and we just
leave the boat here?

844
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,293
Maybe they could tow us out.
I don't know, honey.

845
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:25,994
Okay, well, what if we get Duck Dynasty
to help pull us out with their boat?

846
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,040
I'm sure they don't
want us here, either.

847
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,085
I am not asking them
for anything.

848
00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:34,873
Maybe we could
tug 'em out of there.

849
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,883
I mean, not to be
neighborly or anything, but...

850
00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:39,399
just to get rid of 'em.

851
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,813
They're beached pretty good.
Look how bad the boat's listing.

852
00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:46,319
[Amber sighs] - They're not
going anywhere for a while.

853
00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,800
I used to always judge toothless
people, like,

854
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:52,194
"What the fuck is wrong
with you? Fix that shit."

855
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,327
And now I'm gonna be one of 'em.

856
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:57,112
You're not gonna be one of them.
We are gonna get fixed.

857
00:43:59,245 --> 00:44:00,812
[distant thunder rumbling]

858
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:01,987
[DJ] Mmm.

859
00:44:03,205 --> 00:44:04,250
Check it out.

860
00:44:04,424 --> 00:44:07,166
[Amber snickers, snorts]

861
00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:10,648
- Sucks to be them.
- Yes, it does.

862
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:12,998
[snickering]

863
00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:17,655
- Buddy, you got to eat something.
- [Pepe whines]

864
00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:19,831
Eat, buddy. Come on.

865
00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:23,182
He... he ate this morning.
He's fine.

866
00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:25,967
[thunder rumbles]

867
00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,317
Oh, my God, of course.

868
00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:30,145
What are we supposed to do?

869
00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:31,756
[Liz] Are you kidding?

870
00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,850
You're the one who took
the online boating class.

871
00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:37,109
Yeah, but it was all crap like
how many times to honk your horn

872
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,067
when you're going
around a barge.

873
00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:41,113
Why do I feel like
I have to handle everything?

874
00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,941
All you do is play
on your phone,

875
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,899
and relax,
and do whatever it is you do.

876
00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:48,120
- Do I look relaxed to you?
- [Liz] No.

877
00:44:48,294 --> 00:44:52,690
It would just be so nice
for once to be taken care of.

878
00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:55,170
Is this because I gave the dog
a piece of your sandwich?

879
00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:56,868
Where's your sandwich?

880
00:44:57,738 --> 00:45:00,219
I might have split it
with DJ earlier.

881
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,746
Where are the leaves?

882
00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:10,882
Babe, look. Look! I'm... I'm gonna
use one of those leaves that you got me.

883
00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:14,799
[Jodi whimpering]

884
00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:17,758
Oh, my God. You know what?
I think they're working already.

885
00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,542
I think they're
actually working.

886
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:23,416
And we're sure
they're not poisonous, right?

887
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,683
Would it be okay...

888
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,859
if I put the dental putty
back in?

889
00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:34,079
[Liz] You mean
that dickwad's used gum?

890
00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:36,864
Go ahead.

891
00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:46,134
[thunder rumbling]

892
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,444
If it's okay with you,
I think I'm gonna cry.

893
00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:55,491
Of course.
Thank you for letting me know.

894
00:45:58,059 --> 00:45:59,104
Yeah.

895
00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:06,372
At least the rain
may get us out of here sooner.

896
00:46:07,634 --> 00:46:09,244
You're not supposed to do that.

897
00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:10,942
[Liz] Do what?

898
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,248
The whole toxic optimism thing.

899
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,729
You're trying to talk us
out of our feelings.

900
00:46:15,903 --> 00:46:19,472
- You're right. I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay. It's okay.

901
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,695
I can't tell. Are you crying?

902
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,135
Yeah, I am.

903
00:46:32,093 --> 00:46:33,442
[Jodi] What can I do?

904
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:36,358
Maybe console me?

905
00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:53,636
[scoffs] I just wish
that you cared about me

906
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,987
half as much
as you care about the dog.

907
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:18,313
<i>♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of my wife ♪</i>

908
00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:22,361
<i>♪ She is trampling
Out the vintage ♪</i>

909
00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:25,538
<i>♪ Drinking lots of Herbalife ♪</i>

910
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,148
Okay, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.

911
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:28,933
- No more?
- No, I'm good.

912
00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:35,156
Are you still crying?

913
00:47:35,287 --> 00:47:36,462
Mm-hmm.

914
00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:37,724
Yeah.

915
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:42,468
[Liz sighs]

916
00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:49,127
[thunder rumbling]

917
00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:52,870
[rain pattering]

918
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:56,395
[country music
playing over radio]

919
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:59,180
I should be eating snapper
right now, or that shark.

920
00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:01,443
Better yet, feminist ho-bags.

921
00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:05,578
<i>♪ Watchin' you ♪</i>

922
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:08,102
What the hell is this?

923
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:10,452
- It's a vegan burger.
- Ah, fuck!

924
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:12,193
- What?
- Come on.

925
00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:14,413
I saw it on that
Paris cooking show.

926
00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:17,503
Are you fuckin'...
You didn't even fuckin' try it.

927
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:20,071
[Liz] I thought you checked
the weather this morning.

928
00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:22,508
[Jodi] I did! This morning.

929
00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:26,904
Well, at least the rain
can cool things down.

930
00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:32,866
I wouldn't wanna
be them right now.

931
00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:36,261
- [DJ] I wouldn't wanna be them, ever.
- [both snickering]

932
00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:39,829
- I'm gonna go get 'em.
- [DJ grunts] The hell you are.

933
00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:42,093
What?
It's the right thing to do.

934
00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:44,707
Now, you can stay down in your
gutter right there if you want,

935
00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,551
but personally,
I like to take the high road.

936
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:47,968
Since when?

937
00:48:48,882 --> 00:48:51,929
- I thought you loved country music.
- Not today.

938
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:59,110
Hey! Y'all wanna come hang out
in here with us 'til the rain stops?

939
00:49:01,242 --> 00:49:02,678
No, thank you.

940
00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:07,074
Ain't gonna fit.
Two-person tent.

941
00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:09,903
What? I'm not going. You can.

942
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,429
[Jodi] Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.

943
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,390
[♪]

944
00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:21,436
[Pepe whining]

945
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,656
Suit yourself!

946
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:26,050
<i>♪ I tried again ♪</i>

947
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:32,534
[thunder rumbling]

948
00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:37,452
["Landlocked" by Arlis Albritton
playing over radio]

949
00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,063
Oh, for fuck's sake!

950
00:49:41,282 --> 00:49:43,197
- Knock, knock!
- [Amber groans]

951
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,248
Thank you for having us.

952
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:53,033
- It's like a clown car in here.
- [Amber] Jesus Christ.

953
00:49:53,207 --> 00:49:55,383
<i>♪ If I don't make it ♪</i>

954
00:49:57,777 --> 00:50:00,214
<i>♪ What would everyone think ♪</i>

955
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,696
[Jodi sneezes]

956
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:05,106
- [Amber] Bless you.
- Bless you.

957
00:50:05,741 --> 00:50:07,308
At least nobody in here
has Covid.

958
00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:09,049
- Stop it.
- What?

959
00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:14,620
<i>♪ Hard as I try
To leave this dock ♪</i>

960
00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:18,624
<i>♪ I'm an anchor
Dropped in the sand ♪</i>

961
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,236
Can I get y'all a drink
or something?

962
00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:26,371
It's... it's pretty much just
beers and White Claws, but...

963
00:50:27,415 --> 00:50:28,982
We're fine, thanks.

964
00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:30,157
[Amber] Oh!

965
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,074
Oh, uh, no, thanks.

966
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:36,816
[song ends]

967
00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:50,612
[Pepe whining]

968
00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,463
[DJ] What the hell's
wrong with him, anyway?

969
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:55,008
He's not a huge fan
of getting soaked.

970
00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:14,767
[thunder rumbling]

971
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:28,172
[rain pattering]

972
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,743
What kind of music do y'all
wanna listen to? George Michael?

973
00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:37,442
Oh, what about that guy
who fucked his cousin?

974
00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:40,358
Allegedly, that was
Ricky Martin. Um...

975
00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:44,526
but, uh, we're gonna be getting out of
here as soon as the rain stops, thanks.

976
00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:48,975
[thunder rumbles loudly]

977
00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:52,370
[sighs]
Y'all are vegetarians, right?

978
00:51:52,544 --> 00:51:56,678
How would you like a delicious
vegan-style hamburger?

979
00:51:56,852 --> 00:52:01,292
We're not vegans or vegetarians,
uh, thank you very much.

980
00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:03,642
But at least
she made you a sandwich.

981
00:52:03,816 --> 00:52:05,948
My wife gave my sandwich
to the dog.

982
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:09,952
[DJ chuckles]

983
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:11,911
More toxic optimism, babe.

984
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:16,916
Oh, Jesus. Sorry, Genesis!

985
00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:18,570
Y'all into the Bible?

986
00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:20,354
[Liz] She's our therapist.

987
00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:22,289
When you tell someone
to look at the bright side,

988
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:24,184
you're actually
discounting their feelings.

989
00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:25,403
Okay.

990
00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:32,192
[lively music, sound effects
playing from phone]

991
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,933
[Liz] How do you have a signal?

992
00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:35,630
She doesn't need it for that.

993
00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:37,806
Boy, have they got her number.

994
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:39,765
The money she spends
on that game...

995
00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,723
Oh, yeah,
and who makes that money?

996
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,815
And you spend more than your
fair share of money on bullshit.

997
00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:50,341
[game] <i>So sweet!</i>

998
00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:54,258
Oh, speak of the devil.

999
00:52:56,085 --> 00:52:58,087
[Liz] Oh, we're fine, thanks.

1000
00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,002
Does my patriotism offend you?

1001
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,441
Not at all.
I am in love with my country.

1002
00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:04,920
Ha!

1003
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:07,532
No, she really does.

1004
00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:10,274
Why does that surprise you?

1005
00:53:10,448 --> 00:53:13,146
Am I somehow less of an American
than you are?

1006
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,800
Not at all.

1007
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:16,018
My bad.

1008
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,153
[inhaling]

1009
00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,676
[game] <i>I like it!</i>

1010
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,205
Nicotine or cannabis?

1011
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,684
Who's asking?

1012
00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:33,732
[coughing]

1013
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:35,995
Jesus Christ, DJ.
Turn your head.

1014
00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:37,388
[DJ] It's not Covid.

1015
00:53:38,345 --> 00:53:41,174
[Amber] Okay. You still
cover your fucking mouth.

1016
00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:43,742
Super Lemon Haze.

1017
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:50,314
It's weed, right?
It's... it's DJ's Pepe.

1018
00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,969
[game] <i>You suck.</i>

1019
00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:56,581
- [Jodi] Babe!
- What?

1020
00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:58,452
How do you use this thing,
anyway?

1021
00:53:58,626 --> 00:54:00,266
You just put it in your mouth
and suck it.

1022
00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:03,152
Should I wipe it off first?

1023
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:07,069
Your spit's already been in my
wife's mouth. I think we're good.

1024
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,158
I don't think
you should be doing that.

1025
00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:10,289
Okay, Mom.

1026
00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:13,337
No, come on. You know
what I'm talking about.

1027
00:54:13,511 --> 00:54:16,209
What? You think I'm gonna
get high all the time now?

1028
00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:20,257
- Yeah.
- [inhaling]

1029
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,302
Jesus Christ!

1030
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,999
[DJ] Atta girl.

1031
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:27,089
[coughing] She's got
major abandonment issues.

1032
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:30,441
- Fuck off! Fuck off.
- [coughing]

1033
00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,312
I'm sorry, but you do.

1034
00:54:33,618 --> 00:54:35,837
Oh! Okay.

1035
00:54:36,011 --> 00:54:39,145
[inhaling]

1036
00:54:44,106 --> 00:54:47,458
[Amber inhaling]

1037
00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:49,286
[Jodi laughs]

1038
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:02,081
[Liz] Look at us
all smoke a mean peace pipe.

1039
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:03,952
- [Jodi] Babe!
- What did I do now?

1040
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,346
That's so offensive. Isn't it?

1041
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,958
See, now what the fuck
is so offensive about that?

1042
00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:14,354
It's only been in about
a million movies and TV shows.

1043
00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,964
That's DJ's excuse
for everything.

1044
00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:18,489
If he sees it on TV,
then it's got to be okay.

1045
00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:22,144
I know it's a trope.
I was just being ironic.

1046
00:55:22,275 --> 00:55:24,669
And besides, I can say that.

1047
00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:27,324
- 'Cause I'm part Native American.
- Really?

1048
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,152
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1049
00:55:30,283 --> 00:55:33,678
Most Mexicans are
at least 20% Native American.

1050
00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,245
- [Amber] Huh.
- I did not know that.

1051
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,597
The things one learns when
stuck on a deserted island.

1052
00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:47,953
- How? [laughing]
- Oh, no. Oh, my God.

1053
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,868
- How?
- How?

1054
00:55:53,306 --> 00:55:55,134
We're just having fun here.

1055
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:59,051
So it's fun when you say so,
but otherwise, not so much.

1056
00:55:59,181 --> 00:56:01,053
Womp, womp.

1057
00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:03,011
Why are you such a party pooper?

1058
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,276
So DJ, the ganja's your thing?

1059
00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:10,149
[scoffs] I'll say.

1060
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:12,369
I think it's important
to have an outlet.

1061
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:14,794
- [Amber] Here we go.
- Boom!

1062
00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:16,721
[DJ] DJ's weed playlist.

1063
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:22,944
[mellow hip-hop music playing]

1064
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:26,208
Liz isn't so great
at dealing with reality, either.

1065
00:56:26,339 --> 00:56:29,690
You're not! She likes to call it
"focusing on the positive,"

1066
00:56:29,821 --> 00:56:32,867
but, really, it's sweeping
everything under the rug.

1067
00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:39,004
Potato, po-tah-to.

1068
00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:44,488
Oh, my God. I think
I know why I pick on you.

1069
00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:47,055
- [exhales] Why?
- Oh, you're gonna love it.

1070
00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:50,885
Because you're so happy
all the time, and I'm not,

1071
00:56:51,016 --> 00:56:54,846
and it pisses me off because
I wanna be, and I try to be,

1072
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:59,503
and then I get more upset, because I
feel like there's something wrong with me.

1073
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:02,331
[laughs] Oh, my God, sweetheart.

1074
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:04,638
I'm not happy either!

1075
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:05,900
You're not?

1076
00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:08,816
Nope. It's just a show.

1077
00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:11,906
I'm just completely covering
for all of my pain.

1078
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,169
Oh, my God, babe! I knew it!

1079
00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:19,044
All along, deep down,
I knew it. Ugh.

1080
00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:21,742
Ugh.
My miserable self loves you.

1081
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:25,572
- [inhaling]
- [snapping] Hmm.

1082
00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:29,315
You remind me of, um...

1083
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:30,882
ooh, what's her bucket?

1084
00:57:31,056 --> 00:57:34,494
- Ellen.
- Yes! That's it!

1085
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,017
How'd you know?

1086
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:38,933
- We're both lesbians.
- [Amber] Yes!

1087
00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:41,327
[inhaling]

1088
00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:46,637
What... Hey.

1089
00:57:46,811 --> 00:57:48,331
- [Amber giggles]
- What are you doing?

1090
00:57:48,377 --> 00:57:49,857
[Amber giggles, snorts]

1091
00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:51,163
[coughing]

1092
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,426
- [Jodi] Damn.
- [coughs]

1093
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,732
Fuck!

1094
00:57:54,862 --> 00:57:56,342
[Pepe whines]

1095
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,866
[voices echoing slightly]

1096
00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:00,477
So tell me, DJ.

1097
00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,653
Why is it that you
feel the need to check out?

1098
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,743
I'll give you my reasons,
but tell me yours, first.

1099
00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:09,181
Hmm.
That's an excellent question.

1100
00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:11,096
Never really
thought about it before.

1101
00:58:13,664 --> 00:58:18,451
I guess it's because my life didn't
turn out how I thought it would.

1102
00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:21,976
I played baseball
in high school.

1103
00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:25,153
Our son Gavin plays baseball!
What position?

1104
00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:26,677
Babe, let him finish.

1105
00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:30,724
Oh, I'm sorry. I just got
excited. Please continue, DJ.

1106
00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:34,815
And you know what? I'm sorry that I picked
on you. Please continue being excited.

1107
00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:37,209
Deej?

1108
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:41,605
I pitched.
That's all there is to it.

1109
00:58:41,779 --> 00:58:44,259
I think I thought I was
better than I probably was.

1110
00:58:44,433 --> 00:58:46,871
I bet you were great.
I can tell.

1111
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:49,221
Williamson College of the Trades
wanted me.

1112
00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:50,570
For baseball?

1113
00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:52,224
It's in Pennsylvania.

1114
00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,574
Good for you.

1115
00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:57,098
But then he went and got
his practice wife pregnant.

1116
00:58:57,272 --> 00:58:58,796
[Liz] Tale as old as time.

1117
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:00,493
She wasn't my practice wife
at the time.

1118
00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,669
We got married after that.

1119
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,716
[thunder booms]

1120
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,588
What happens
to a dream deferred?

1121
00:59:09,676 --> 00:59:13,114
Does it dry up,
like a raisin in the sun?

1122
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:15,856
Or fester, and then run?

1123
00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:17,510
[voices return to normal]

1124
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,730
- [Jodi] Babe?
- What?

1125
00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:21,732
I'm just trying to relate.

1126
00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:23,908
Is that what that was? Are you?

1127
00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:25,518
Yeah.

1128
00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:27,346
Liz went to Stanford.

1129
00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:28,782
Who cares?

1130
00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:31,698
[mouthing]

1131
00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:35,963
I studied Comparative Lit
before law school. So sue me.

1132
00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:41,273
So, DJ, is that why you...
[inhaling, exhaling]

1133
00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:46,495
Because you didn't get to play
college baseball like you hoped?

1134
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:48,367
Junior college baseball.

1135
00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:51,326
[Liz] Hey!
We all got to start somewhere.

1136
00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,547
It makes a lot of sense.

1137
00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:56,767
I never thought about it
that way before.

1138
00:59:56,941 --> 00:59:59,944
Uh, it's pretty basic shit, boo.

1139
01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:02,511
You're not happy, you numb out.
Case closed.

1140
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:06,167
What, you thought you smoked
your way out of the Navy

1141
01:00:06,341 --> 01:00:08,474
because you were
so thrilled with your life?

1142
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:11,172
They got
a zero-tolerance policy.

1143
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:15,124
I didn't have any follow-through
on that one, either.

1144
01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:19,703
This life business ain't easy, <i>
compadre.</i>

1145
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:23,054
Sometimes it feels like
everybody's winning but me.

1146
01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:26,231
[exhales]

1147
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:28,362
[sniffles]

1148
01:00:28,494 --> 01:00:31,062
[inhaling]

1149
01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:33,978
[exhales] Shit.

1150
01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:37,808
[sighs] Feels really good
to face this shit.

1151
01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:44,945
You know,
I have spent all my life

1152
01:00:45,032 --> 01:00:49,254
people-pleasing, trying
to make everyone else happy.

1153
01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:52,561
And it is absolutely exhausting.

1154
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:54,302
Well, then why do you do it?

1155
01:00:54,476 --> 01:00:56,827
'Cause I'm deathly afraid
of conflict.

1156
01:00:57,001 --> 01:01:00,091
[laughs] You could've fooled me.

1157
01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:04,661
So, I had a tough mom who had
way too many expectations of me,

1158
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:09,404
and I spent so much time trying to
make her happy, and win her approval.

1159
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:12,215
And that was never gonna happen,
'cause she hated you for being gay.

1160
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,714
That's right, she did.

1161
01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:16,673
Man, that's gotta suck.

1162
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,588
- I mean, not only were you Mexican...
- [Liz] Still am.

1163
01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:22,766
Right. So, you're still Mexican,

1164
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,811
and then you're
also this other thing.

1165
01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:26,683
Gay. You can say it.

1166
01:01:27,814 --> 01:01:32,297
Gay. And then you got your
whole family turning on you.

1167
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:35,735
Then, of course, my mom had
to die, like, a couple years ago.

1168
01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:37,998
And now I can never
make it right with her.

1169
01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:41,349
That fuckin' blows.

1170
01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:49,140
What if you don't need to make
it right with your dead mom?

1171
01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:52,143
What if you just need
to make it right with you...

1172
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,449
in here?

1173
01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:57,931
[Liz sniffles]

1174
01:02:00,325 --> 01:02:01,369
What is that?

1175
01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:05,243
It's the ASL sign
for "I love you."

1176
01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,289
- Oh, my God. You people deaf, too?
- [Liz] No!

1177
01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:15,427
I'm just feeling happy, and
emotional, and connected with you.

1178
01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:22,913
- You are so fucking high, babe!
- I am. I really am.

1179
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,744
- Hey, Jodi?
- Mmm?

1180
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,181
You're a wonderful wife,
most of the time.

1181
01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:32,923
Thank you for putting up
with all of my crap.

1182
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,576
Aw!

1183
01:02:34,707 --> 01:02:37,057
And I put up
with your crap, too.

1184
01:02:37,231 --> 01:02:39,494
Yeah, but it's not
a competition, babe.

1185
01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,193
I put up with so much from you.

1186
01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:44,935
Oh, my God.
I don't wanna hear it.

1187
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:48,112
- [Pepe whining]
- Hey!

1188
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:51,768
You and me are the only
males here, buddy.

1189
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:55,684
We are stuck on an island
with a bunch of angry Karens.

1190
01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:57,643
Oh-ho-ho! Thank you.

1191
01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,428
Karen? I'm not a Karen.
That makes no sense.

1192
01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:02,843
Hey, give me five. Here
you go. Give me a little five.

1193
01:03:02,867 --> 01:03:04,215
I'm a lesbian and a Latina.

1194
01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:05,520
[Amber] Welcome to my world.

1195
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,828
And what about you, Ams?
What's your story?

1196
01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:11,309
Uh, I don't know.

1197
01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:14,486
My childhood was normal enough,
I guess.

1198
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:16,401
I heard worse.

1199
01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:19,491
[Liz] Come on.
What is normal, anyway?

1200
01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,190
What are your goals and dreams?

1201
01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:26,411
What gets you
out of bed in the morning?

1202
01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:29,370
[scoffs]
That shit's just a time suck,

1203
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:32,634
and it's just setting you up
for disappointment.

1204
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:36,377
[Liz] But look how great
your life turned out, anyway.

1205
01:03:36,508 --> 01:03:40,468
You're happily married. You've
got wonderful kids, and grandkids.

1206
01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:42,253
[scoffs] You haven't met 'em.

1207
01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:44,405
I mean, isn't that what
you're supposed to do, anyway?

1208
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:46,648
Get married, and have babies?

1209
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,694
I mean,
what else the hell is there?

1210
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,392
Whatever you want!
Life is what you make of it.

1211
01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:53,917
Yeah. Okay, Pollyanna.

1212
01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:55,570
Jesus.

1213
01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:02,012
That sounds like an awful lot.

1214
01:04:02,186 --> 01:04:05,972
[clapping]

1215
01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:08,757
Bravo. Encore.

1216
01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:11,543
Encore.
She had you guys, didn't she?

1217
01:04:11,673 --> 01:04:14,763
Did you fall for all her
"woe is me" bullshit?

1218
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:19,246
I used to. "My mama left us.
My daddy beat on us."

1219
01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:23,555
And then there's the one she'll tell
you that I made her give up the baby.

1220
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:26,558
- But she didn't want it, either.
- That's not true.

1221
01:04:26,732 --> 01:04:29,691
I would've kept it
if the situation was better.

1222
01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:32,607
Not having any money, or 'cause
we were married to other people?

1223
01:04:32,738 --> 01:04:36,002
- Both?
- That's a load of crap, and you know it.

1224
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,787
I didn't want it.
You didn't want it.

1225
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:40,920
Neither of us did.

1226
01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:47,274
[rain pattering]

1227
01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:50,277
Let's see if the rain's let up.

1228
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,023
Nope!

1229
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,245
Uh...

1230
01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:04,161
So, wait a minute.

1231
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:08,295
If you had an abortion... which
I am in no way judging you for...

1232
01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:11,342
I'm pro-choice,
if you could've guessed.

1233
01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:13,997
Not that I advocate
killing babies.

1234
01:05:14,171 --> 01:05:17,304
It's just that I think
everyone should have the choice.

1235
01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:21,221
My point is,
why are you anti-abortion now?

1236
01:05:21,395 --> 01:05:23,571
- Who says they are, babe?
- Oh, we are.

1237
01:05:23,702 --> 01:05:25,008
[Jodi] Both of you?

1238
01:05:26,835 --> 01:05:28,881
So how can you be against it,

1239
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:30,927
when you guys
went through it yourselves?

1240
01:05:31,057 --> 01:05:32,798
Well, it's just like you said.

1241
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,931
We're against it
because we went through it.

1242
01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:38,630
I don't think a day goes by that
I don't think about that baby,

1243
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,979
and what he could've been.

1244
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,763
Or she.

1245
01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:44,984
And what my life might've
been like with them in it.

1246
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:47,421
Look at you,
all gender-inclusive.

1247
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,860
- Them?
- What?

1248
01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:55,995
[tender music]

1249
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:58,606
- Let me give you a hug.
- [Amber] I'm not a hugger.

1250
01:05:58,737 --> 01:05:59,825
[Liz] Are you sure?

1251
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,393
[Amber sniffling]

1252
01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:06,788
- [Amber weeping]
- [Liz murmuring softly]

1253
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,530
You're not filming this,
are you?

1254
01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:12,533
Um, yeah, but it's for Genesis.

1255
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,492
I think she'd be
really proud of you.

1256
01:06:15,406 --> 01:06:18,800
Tell me you didn't do anything with
that video of me singing and dancing.

1257
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,413
I did, uh, try to do
a live broadcast,

1258
01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:23,718
but I didn't have reception.

1259
01:06:24,806 --> 01:06:27,026
[Liz]
So you deleted it, correct?

1260
01:06:27,157 --> 01:06:28,375
Correct.

1261
01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:36,557
Now,
don't get any ideas here, Amber.

1262
01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:39,212
I already told you,
I don't eat pussy.

1263
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,648
[Liz] Oh, that's right.

1264
01:06:40,822 --> 01:06:44,565
[Amber crying]

1265
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,485
[♪]

1266
01:06:54,488 --> 01:06:57,970
[water lapping]

1267
01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:04,803
[Pepe whining]

1268
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:08,024
[Amber] Holy shit.

1269
01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:09,721
Longest two hours of my life.

1270
01:07:09,851 --> 01:07:11,114
[DJ] Tell me about it.

1271
01:07:12,898 --> 01:07:14,943
[DJ grunts]

1272
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,771
[Jodi] No humping Mommy, buddy.

1273
01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,338
[DJ grunts]

1274
01:07:23,256 --> 01:07:25,432
[Amber belches]

1275
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:30,916
[tropical music]

1276
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:35,268
[Liz grunting]

1277
01:07:35,442 --> 01:07:36,704
Good job, babe!

1278
01:07:37,705 --> 01:07:40,621
On three. Ready? One, two,
three. Give it some power.

1279
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,710
[all grunting]

1280
01:07:42,884 --> 01:07:44,364
Hang on, hang on.

1281
01:07:44,538 --> 01:07:45,974
Are you trimmed down?

1282
01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:58,422
- Okay.
- Mash it. Really mash it!

1283
01:07:58,596 --> 01:08:00,337
- Woo!
- [motor revving]

1284
01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:02,774
- [DJ] Yeah!
- [grunting]

1285
01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:04,167
There you go. Come on!

1286
01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:06,125
[all cheering]

1287
01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:10,347
That's what I'm fuckin'
talking about! Yeah! Woo!

1288
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:12,958
Woo, woo, woo! Woo!

1289
01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:19,878
- Baby, do we have everything?
- Yes, babe.

1290
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:23,099
Well, thank you so much for
helping us get out of here.

1291
01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:25,231
Oh, it was our pleasure.

1292
01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:27,799
And thank you so much for
harboring us during the storm.

1293
01:08:27,886 --> 01:08:29,583
That part was not our pleasure.

1294
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,934
Well, it... it was
real nice meeting y'all.

1295
01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:35,372
You, too.

1296
01:08:35,546 --> 01:08:37,374
You're just a normal couple.

1297
01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:40,246
Like, you have fights,
and hold grudges.

1298
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,248
And you're just
as miserable as we are.

1299
01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:43,641
That's right. We are.

1300
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:45,425
- Babe!
- [Liz] What?

1301
01:08:45,556 --> 01:08:47,471
Let's get out of here
before it gets dark.

1302
01:08:47,645 --> 01:08:49,951
Ah... okay.

1303
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,477
Should we exchange numbers,
or Insta, or...

1304
01:08:53,607 --> 01:08:56,610
Oh, no. I'm sure we'll
run into y'all here again.

1305
01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:57,784
How about another hug?

1306
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,091
Oh, nope.

1307
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,441
I'll give you one.

1308
01:09:04,009 --> 01:09:07,621
- Hope you know you are my favorite squaw.
- [Amber] DJ!

1309
01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:11,234
What? I'm just complimenting her
in her own language.

1310
01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:13,932
I knew you were.
And you're my favorite cracker.

1311
01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:15,237
[Liz grunts]

1312
01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:17,631
Babe!

1313
01:09:17,762 --> 01:09:20,721
- Got it. Bye, guys.
- [Amber] Bye!

1314
01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:22,854
- Y'all be careful.
- [Liz] Okay.

1315
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:24,812
Good luck with your tooth!

1316
01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:28,555
Oh! Thank you so much.
We'll let you know how it goes.

1317
01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:30,992
Pepe!

1318
01:09:32,994 --> 01:09:34,387
Pepe. Come here. Come here.

1319
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:37,323
- You got it, babe?
- [Liz] Yeah.

1320
01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,913
All right, I gotcha. Be careful.

1321
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:40,447
- [Liz] I got it. I got it.
- Yeah.

1322
01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:42,656
- I got it.
- I got you. All right.

1323
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:49,881
[DJ sighs] There they go.

1324
01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:54,799
Well, that was exhausting.

1325
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,670
Tell me about it.

1326
01:09:56,801 --> 01:09:58,455
I thought we were bad.

1327
01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:01,632
[DJ chuckles softly]

1328
01:10:01,806 --> 01:10:07,203
[serene music]

1329
01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:08,987
I need a beer.

1330
01:10:09,117 --> 01:10:11,076
Oh. I'll be right back.

1331
01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:14,649
[♪]

1332
01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:20,912
That was a lot.

1333
01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:26,657
It's so easy to forget that
we all come from the same place.

1334
01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:30,400
But there's something about
being out here on the water...

1335
01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:32,010
it's a big reminder.

1336
01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:34,317
Okay, Yoda.

1337
01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:37,842
Seriously.
We're all essentially the same.

1338
01:10:37,972 --> 01:10:40,671
We're all hurting, and angry.

1339
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,890
We all want something
we can't have.

1340
01:10:43,021 --> 01:10:44,849
And we're all looking
for a means to escape.

1341
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:49,070
- But thank God we're not them.
- Amen to that.

1342
01:10:50,289 --> 01:10:52,248
Jesus Christ.

1343
01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:53,949
[♪]

1344
01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:01,431
Fuck. Fuck you!

1345
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:05,788
[♪]

1346
01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:12,278
[Jodi] We should
probably get that.

1347
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:14,792
Here you go, babe.

1348
01:11:14,922 --> 01:11:16,446
[Liz] Okay...

1349
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:18,448
- [Jodi] Got it?
- I got it. Yeah.

1350
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:21,320
Four o'clock. 4:30 toward 3:30.

1351
01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:25,106
I got it. Can you get closer?

1352
01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:32,679
Jesus, babe. Come on!
Put it... get it down.

1353
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:36,770
You got it, babe.
Get it! Come on! Get closer!

1354
01:11:36,901 --> 01:11:38,400
- All right, fuck it. Fuck it.
- [Liz] Fuck it.

1355
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:39,947
- Fuck it.
- All right.

1356
01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:44,343
- [Liz] How's the tooth?
- [Jodi] Fine.

1357
01:11:44,474 --> 01:11:45,957
[♪]

1358
01:11:56,181 --> 01:11:57,704
[motor revs]

1359
01:11:57,965 --> 01:12:00,620
- Get the dog. Get the dog!
- [Liz] I've got the dog!

1360
01:12:01,752 --> 01:12:03,928
- [man] Hey!
- Jesus, babe, slow down!

1361
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:06,278
[thud]

1362
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:07,578
Why aren't the bumpers out?

1363
01:12:07,602 --> 01:12:09,455
You didn't tell me
to put the bumpers out!

1364
01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:13,024
- How many times have we done this?
- Too many!

1365
01:12:16,419 --> 01:12:20,292
[insects trilling]

1366
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:27,865
Hey.

1367
01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,432
Does my chest look red?

1368
01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:32,173
Shit, maybe.

1369
01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:37,527
Fuckin' cera-cera... Fuck!

1370
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,008
Fuck.

1371
01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:50,931
You put any of that shit
near your face?

1372
01:12:51,018 --> 01:12:54,152
I don't know. I might've smelled
it to make sure what it was.

1373
01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:58,678
- Jesus Christ. Amber!
- What?

1374
01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,463
It was an accident!

1375
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,597
Which hand means money's
coming in? I forget.

1376
01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:06,947
[garbled] Could this leaf
had been something else?

1377
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:10,386
What's that, baby?
Is your tooth acting up again?

1378
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,822
Oh, my God.

1379
01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:14,868
[gasps] Oh... oh, my God.

1380
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:18,306
- What are you doing?
- I am taking you to the ER.

1381
01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:20,918
[Jodi whines]

1382
01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,877
- He's not coming with us.
- Then I'm not going!

1383
01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:30,188
What? It was a gift.

1384
01:13:30,362 --> 01:13:32,233
Who are you?

1385
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,107
[frogs croaking]

1386
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:42,113
[phone ringing]

1387
01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:44,202
[receptionist] Keys Urgent Care.

1388
01:13:44,376 --> 01:13:50,469
<i>♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of my wife ♪</i>

1389
01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:53,603
[receptionist] You need to
call 911 for that, ma'am.

1390
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,518
[DJ] How about "strife"?

1391
01:13:56,823 --> 01:14:00,044
<i>♪ I have chosen
To still love her ♪</i>

1392
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:04,004
<i>♪ Though she causes me
Much strife ♪</i>

1393
01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:07,225
What about "knife"?

1394
01:14:09,749 --> 01:14:14,580
<i>♪ I have opted for death
By a thousand cuts ♪</i>

1395
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,887
<i>♪ With a butter knife ♪</i>

1396
01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:18,889
[garbled] That's not funny!

1397
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,588
There's too many syllables.

1398
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,462
- What about "blythe"?
- That's not a word.

1399
01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:31,467
Something with "pro-life"?

1400
01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:44,697
[Calypso version of "The Battle Hymn
of the Republic" by Julia Ward Howe]

1401
01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:18,736
[♪]

1402
01:15:49,066 --> 01:15:50,768
[♪]

1403
01:15:55,899 --> 01:15:57,074
[Jodi] Good boy, buddy.

1404
01:15:57,204 --> 01:15:59,255
[♪]



