1 00:00:00,544 --> 00:00:02,794 (no audio) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:11,968 (Cameron panting) 5 00:00:25,956 --> 00:00:28,462 (Cameron sniffling) 6 00:00:28,504 --> 00:00:31,171 (wind rustling) 7 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:49,544 (birds chirping) 8 00:00:55,976 --> 00:00:58,559 (bright music) 9 00:01:23,582 --> 00:01:26,249 (wind rustling) 10 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:40,770 (feet shuffling) 11 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:52,770 Hey Sam. 12 00:01:55,089 --> 00:01:56,656 Hi, Liv. 13 00:01:56,698 --> 00:01:59,128 What are you doing? 14 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:03,403 - Just collecting trash stuff from the doors. 15 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,193 You good? 16 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:10,191 Get in here. 17 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:11,316 Have a drink. 18 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,833 I'm 18. 19 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,560 Not tonight, you're not. You're 21. 20 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,941 One and done's not gonna hurt anybody. 21 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,528 So what do you tell Lawrence 22 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:33,808 when you're gone for an hour at a time? 23 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:35,908 I tell him I'm doing my job. 24 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:38,038 There's no cameras in the room. 25 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,388 Not yet, anyway. 26 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:41,263 I wouldn't put it past him either. 27 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:44,223 Right. 28 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,943 So, how are your parents? 29 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,413 - Fine, I guess. - [Liv] Yeah? 30 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:59,638 - Yeah. My dad moved out and got his own place. 31 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,248 Mom and I are actually gonna go and stop by there on the way 32 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,448 to the dorms tomorrow. 33 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:05,938 That's right. Tomorrow's the big day. 34 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:06,913 The big move! 35 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:10,017 Are you gonna get a new job? 36 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,118 No, I like this job. 37 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,560 Plus it's not that far away. 38 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:16,213 It's a 45 minute drive. 39 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:20,068 - Yeah. But tips are good enough for gas money. 40 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,883 Okay. If you say so. 41 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,358 What about Beta Beta Chi? 42 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,233 You gonna join? 43 00:03:32,891 --> 00:03:34,078 I don't know. 44 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,598 My brother's a brother. 45 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,308 Well, a frat brother. 46 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,003 That makes you a guaranteed in. 47 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:43,138 If I can get through hell week. 48 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,458 Oh, come on. 49 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,938 Nobody ever does any of that hazing stuff anymore. 50 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:50,608 Too many frats get in trouble for that. 51 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,233 That's not what Daniel tells me. 52 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:59,608 - Uh, well even so, you don't have anything to worry about 53 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:03,343 if your brother, your actual brother has your back. 54 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,073 Yeah, I guess. 55 00:04:07,857 --> 00:04:10,190 ( knocking) 56 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:12,963 [Liv] Yeah? 57 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,511 Really kid? 58 00:04:23,553 --> 00:04:24,658 You wanna be drinking alcohol 59 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:27,208 while you're still living with the rents? 60 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,188 [Liv] The rents? Who says that? 61 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,468 Ah, it's just one and done. 62 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:34,108 - Uh-huh, well, you are cut off. 63 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,443 Really? My kid brother. 64 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,113 He's a college man now. 65 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:42,418 What's up? - Lawrence! 66 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:44,698 He won't let me go even a few minutes early 67 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:47,248 so I can get to the concert at a good time. 68 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:49,528 He brought up the usual stuff. 69 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:50,848 When do you clock out? 70 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,158 If that's when you leave, that's what's on the schedule. 71 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,508 That's what I'm paying for! 72 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:56,188 Like anything is gonna happen 73 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:58,678 in the few moments that I'm gone. 74 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,878 I swear I should just block his number and his email 75 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,978 when I'm not working so he can't get ahold of me. 76 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,738 Aha, that'll teach him a lesson. 77 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,868 - Not a bad idea. - [Frances] Yeah. 78 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,548 Okay, screw it. I'm doing it. 79 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,628 You should too. 80 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,233 - Consider it done. - Hm-hmm. 81 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,668 Sam. - What? 82 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:19,648 If we're doing it, you gotta do it too. 83 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,328 It's a protest. 84 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:22,203 [Liv] Sort of. 85 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:30,478 - You know what, forget it. It's not your problem. 86 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,408 No, no, it's not that. 87 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:35,563 It's just, I'll think about it. 88 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:38,690 Okay. 89 00:05:45,772 --> 00:05:47,272 Yeah, I like it. 90 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,918 Yeah, me too. 91 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,983 It's comfortable. 92 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,658 You know, it's strange, 93 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,873 but lately I've been thinking about holidays. 94 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:07,273 We all think about how things go when things are different. 95 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:11,098 - Our usual traditions and... - Yeah, I see it. 96 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:13,393 We can put the Christmas tree right there. 97 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,653 - You see it too? - Yeah. It's nice, dad. 98 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,628 Yeah. Probably nowhere near as nice 99 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:26,638 as your dorm's gonna look though, right? 100 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,030 [Sam] Yeah, probably not. 101 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:33,403 - You excited? - Yeah. Sure. 102 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:39,763 - So what do you think about this arrangement? 103 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,053 I'm fine. 104 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,363 Fine? 105 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:51,253 We're fine. Fine as wine. 106 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:57,808 In fact, we wouldn't be finer if we were having lunch 107 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:02,443 in a diner in North Carolina. 108 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,281 What are you doing? 109 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:08,323 - I'm solidifying how very fine everything is. 110 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:15,253 So you gonna miss me? 111 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,443 - Nope. - No! 112 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:27,283 You gonna call every once in a while? Text? 113 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,303 - [Sam] Nope. - No? 114 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:36,808 You gonna experiment with dope and alcohol, 115 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:39,448 and sex and drugs and rock and roll? 116 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:40,393 Mom, please! 117 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,288 Did you do this when Fran and Dan flew the coop? 118 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,018 - Well, seriously, you know, you're going to college 119 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,148 and what is this about flying the coop? 120 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:50,998 You're only going to be 40 minutes down the road. 121 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,368 - [Sam] 45. - Right. 122 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:56,878 And you're still working at that horrible hotel 123 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,178 with your sister who has nothing good to say about it. 124 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:02,443 It helps pass the time. 125 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:07,168 Plus I like Liv, so. 126 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:11,668 Oh, Liv, how's she doing? 127 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:12,543 She's fine. 128 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,053 There's that word again, fine. 129 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:26,500 Are you fine? 130 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:37,333 You know, maybe I'm not, 131 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:43,723 but it's okay to not be okay. 132 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,160 The biggest part of that is how you deal with it, 133 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,103 and you have lots of ways of dealing with it. 134 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:04,050 I really don't know how you do it. 135 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:09,590 Yeah, I don't either. 136 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,299 (bells chiming) 137 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,198 [Val] Sam! 138 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,221 Hey! - Hey. 139 00:09:19,263 --> 00:09:22,708 - Weren't you supposed to be wearing a sweater vest, 140 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,018 or pins or something to show that you're a pledge? 141 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,278 Oh, you heard about that? 142 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,258 Yeah, I might've asked around. 143 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,938 - No, we only have to wear those robot clothes 144 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:31,558 for special occasions. 145 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,391 Ooh, robot clothes. 146 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:33,778 Okay. I like them. 147 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,188 I'm gonna keep that in mind. 148 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:37,153 Where are you headed to? - Library. 149 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,258 Yeah. Cool. Me too. 150 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:43,273 - Oh, that's why you just came from the library. 151 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:46,573 Yep. (chuckles) 152 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,348 Hey, did you hear 153 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:55,888 that Beta Beta Chi has a disabled person pledging? 154 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,343 Yeah. That's JC. 155 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:02,008 - Hmm. Do you think that they just want diversity 156 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,238 to the mix? 157 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,037 Maybe, but I'm not gonna ask. 158 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,428 I wonder how that's gonna work, you know, 159 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:17,038 during hell week with a person 160 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,818 that can barely walk, trouble walking. 161 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,408 Yeah. I don't know either, 162 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,998 but I can't imagine that they're gonna hurt him. 163 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,438 They better not. 164 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,238 I don't take that too lightly. 165 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,113 Good. 166 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,468 Hey, did I hear you're performing 167 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,528 in open mic night downtown or something? 168 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,883 Yeah, it's a standup comedy. 169 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,508 You know, I do a pretty cool monologue, 170 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,248 so I might as well try funny ones too. 171 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,438 Yeah. All right. Congratulations. 172 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,278 That's really cool. - [Val] Thank you. 173 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,478 I'm excited. 174 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,948 Don't they card down there? 175 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,718 No, not if you're a student. 176 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,596 Why are you trying to try it out yourself? 177 00:10:51,638 --> 00:10:52,429 No, no, no, no. 178 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:53,518 I could not do that. 179 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,678 Not any sort of performing art. 180 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,238 Not yet, anyway. 181 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,788 Is that why you're undeclared? 182 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:03,928 - Yeah. But did you hear about the axe murderer 183 00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:06,733 who was trying to get into the computer system here? 184 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:10,768 [Val] Here? What? 185 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:12,210 Yeah. He couldn't hack it! 186 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:18,118 Ah! Okay. 187 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:22,283 Yep. I've heard worse. - Yeah. Yeah, okay. 188 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,108 - No, but seriously, you should try writing sometimes, 189 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,765 you know, get some practice in, 190 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:32,548 you know, you don't have to perform in that area. 191 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,023 That's true. And it's probably safer. 192 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:38,403 Yeah. 193 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,048 Sam, you're in college now. 194 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:51,268 Why do you still bother with this job? 195 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,390 I like it here. 196 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:56,788 Yeah, but it's a further drive to school 197 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,768 and to the dorm, right? 198 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:01,468 I mean, doesn't that aggravate you? 199 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,778 No. I like driving 200 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,257 - Sometime I forget how young you still are. 201 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,688 Soon enough, you're gonna hate driving. 202 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,308 - Are you wearing the bracelet that I got you 203 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,258 for Secret Santa last year? 204 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,688 Thanks for noticing. 205 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,388 Yeah. Why are you wearing it 206 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,803 if you don't mind me asking? 207 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,633 Because it means something to me. 208 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,913 Really? It does? 209 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,663 [Liv] It does. Really! 210 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,028 Hey, so guess what, 211 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,098 I am a pledge now. 212 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,748 Right on. 213 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,188 They start hell week? 214 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,573 Yeah, but nothing's really happened yet. 215 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,348 Well, don't worry too much about it. 216 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,763 It's just a little welcoming present. 217 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:54,803 Yeah. Did Cameron go through it 218 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,733 when he went there? 219 00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:00,807 Yeah, he did. 220 00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:02,915 He would still talk about it sometimes, 221 00:13:02,957 --> 00:13:05,488 or he would still talk about it 222 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,998 if he and I were still talking, 223 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,773 which we're not doing much of that anymore, so. 224 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,520 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean... - You didn't know. 225 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:17,395 It's okay. 226 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,258 [Sam] I kind of liked him. 227 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:26,038 - [Liv] Yeah, well. You didn't know him like I do. 228 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,248 - Don't tell me, you guys are talking about Cameron. 229 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,733 Yep. That guy. 230 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,383 Yeah, he's here. 231 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:37,738 What? 232 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,373 [Frances] He's in the lobby. 233 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,533 Shit! 234 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:50,293 He says he wants to have a quiet talk, 235 00:13:51,437 --> 00:13:54,388 "calmly and rationally." 236 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,818 So it sounds like he wants to patch things up. 237 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,810 Do you want me to tell him to piss off? 238 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,187 No, I'll talk to him. 239 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:11,133 He's not dangerous, he's just pathetic. 240 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,980 - [Frances] Good luck. - [Liv] Thanks. 241 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,729 So, what's up little brother? 242 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,604 You know, just this. 243 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,733 - Oh, congrats, by the way. - Thanks. 244 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:41,340 - Hey, I know you're worried about hell week. 245 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,878 So I guess I might as well tell you 246 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,470 what details I've gotten personally from Daniel 247 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:54,568 and people have gotten hurt, okay? 248 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:59,610 And there were even ones that backed out midweek 249 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,388 and yeah, there are some stories. 250 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,038 I don't know if they're true, 251 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,528 even the ones that Daniel says are true. 252 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:11,143 And speaking of Daniel, I mean everybody loves him, right? 253 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,428 He's Mr. Cool for a few years. 254 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:19,470 So yeah, sure they're going to humiliate you, 255 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,673 but they're not gonna hurt you. Hmm? 256 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:28,843 How comforting. 257 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,923 - In a couple years, none of this is gonna matter, right? 258 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:34,978 None of this... 259 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:38,188 Who's gonna remember all this bullshit, 260 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,693 like long after college is gone, right? 261 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,588 I don't know. 262 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,298 It's the moment though. 263 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,898 Like high school doesn't matter now, 264 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,823 but in the moment it mattered a lot, you know? 265 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,233 That's true. 266 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:02,040 Look, whatever happens, just try not to bottle it up 267 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,258 if you can help it. 268 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,243 Not like you do with everything. 269 00:16:11,645 --> 00:16:14,478 (muffled arguing) 270 00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:22,902 [Liv] Grow up! 271 00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:25,777 (muffled arguing) 272 00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:32,974 (cellphone ringing) 273 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,631 Hello? 274 00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:41,038 [Brett] Good morning, little pledge. 275 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,798 Ready for your first dedication ceremony? 276 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,478 Oh, yes sir. 277 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,978 Brother Brett, sir. 278 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,018 - [Brett] Hey, we're not brothers yet, pledge. 279 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,718 It's Sir Brett always maggot. 280 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,588 Yes sir. 281 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,178 Yes. Yes, sir. Sir Brett. 282 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,483 Sir Brett, sir. 283 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,948 [Brett] That's better, kiss ass. 284 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,423 Now here's what you're gonna do. 285 00:17:02,582 --> 00:17:05,332 (engine revving) 286 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,083 Hey, pledge! 287 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,843 That's not what I told you to do. 288 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,123 Oh shit! 289 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,186 (keys jingling) 290 00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:52,921 (alarm beeping) 291 00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:55,944 No, no! 292 00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:00,038 Shit! Shit! Shit! 293 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,247 Shit! No okay. 294 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,958 (Sam panting) 295 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,363 Sam! Are you alright? 296 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:12,493 Yeah, I just. 297 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,803 Are you okay? 298 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,468 Yeah, they had me do like 10 laps around 299 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,813 the student center, so I'm little tired. 300 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,753 And you weren't naked? 301 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,593 - No. - Ugh! 302 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,188 [Daniel] Calm down. 303 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,838 You know they have to push it a little. 304 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,448 - I thought this hazing bullshit was illegal. 305 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,797 [Daniel] Are you gonna tell someone? 306 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:39,868 No. 307 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,448 - [Daniel] Look, Sam, you just gotta man up, 308 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,398 face it and get through it 309 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,890 'cause it's only gonna get worse from here, okay? 310 00:18:48,217 --> 00:18:49,050 Okay? 311 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,343 (eerie music) 312 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,903 - Sam! - What? 313 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,431 Warned you about this before. 314 00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:26,878 Are you bored? 315 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,870 You're not working. 316 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:31,612 I'll go restock the vending machine. 317 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:32,848 That's more like it. 318 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:35,133 Don't let your sister be a negative influence. 319 00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:41,252 (eerie music) 320 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:59,458 - Daniel? - Where is he? 321 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,718 He's working. 322 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,738 What are you doing? 323 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,713 It's hell week. 324 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:08,098 - Well, he has, you know, a job, life, income. 325 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,148 Have you ever heard of it? 326 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,598 - Screw you! - Leave him alone! 327 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,098 - Do you think Brett's gonna leave him alone? 328 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,168 Well, Brett's not here, is he? 329 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,043 Go away! 330 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,648 - Do you think it's gonna look good to the brothers 331 00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,358 when I come back without him? 332 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,158 Okay. Well, you know them, don't you? 333 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,778 Just tell them to back off! 334 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:28,018 - Oh my God, I'm trying to save him some dignity here! 335 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,058 Do you think it's gonna look good if he look like a pussy 336 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,188 when he is so close to fitting in with Betas? 337 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,408 - Don't call him that. - You know what I mean. 338 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,588 - Yeah, I do. And you should give him a break, okay? 339 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:41,008 Because he's, I don't know, he is not confrontational. 340 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:46,050 He's tender and nervous, and he's scared. 341 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,683 He's afraid of you, Daniel! 342 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:49,978 Why does he gotta be afraid of me? 343 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,628 I'm his brother. 344 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,593 - Brother? Okay, well then what are you doing here? 345 00:20:54,635 --> 00:20:56,638 Well, why does he gotta do this? 346 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,780 Because that's just the way he is, okay. 347 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:04,198 Okay, look, do you remember last year 348 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,673 when he did that photography gig at the wedding? 349 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:08,853 He came home early. 350 00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:11,108 Yeah. What about it? 351 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:14,518 - Okay, you weren't there that weekend, but I was. 352 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,698 Oh my God, he was like so excited about it. 353 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,748 You should have seen him. 354 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,578 He not only got to be creative, 355 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,858 but he got to get paid for it too. 356 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,798 So he got hired to do this. 357 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,408 And pictures of the reception, at the wedding, 358 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:29,878 the DJ hired him. 359 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,708 Who did, I don't know, like weddings 360 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,718 and bar mitzvahs or whatever. 361 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,968 Anyway, he came home early. 362 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:38,188 Mom and dad were fighting again, you know, 363 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,268 big surprise, whatever. 364 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,758 And I was there trying to help out. 365 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,458 But he came home early and I asked him why. 366 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,628 And he said it was because the DJ told him 367 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,748 that he wasn't charismatic enough, 368 00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:54,073 and was making people uncomfortable. 369 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,720 Right. Anyway, I found him in the hallway later. 370 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:03,510 I guess he was going to the bathroom. 371 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:08,368 Oh my God, I will never forget the look on his face. 372 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,068 He was so devastated. 373 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:13,438 And he just... 374 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,683 It was weighing on him. 375 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:19,768 And I looked at his hands and they were covered in blood. 376 00:22:19,810 --> 00:22:24,403 He dug his fingernails in his palms. 377 00:22:27,355 --> 00:22:30,178 I don't know. He was just so sad. 378 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:35,220 And then he begged me not to tell mom and dad, 379 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:38,180 because he didn't want them to think 380 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,263 that it was because of them. 381 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,863 Sam's always had trouble expressing himself. 382 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,880 He's just afraid of annoying people. 383 00:22:55,694 --> 00:22:56,668 Do you get what I'm saying? 384 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,488 Yeah. Listen, I'll tell him 385 00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:00,665 that he got called into work. 386 00:23:00,707 --> 00:23:02,248 You know, they have to agree. 387 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:06,073 He has a life, you know? - Yeah. Thank you. 388 00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:11,886 (upbeat music) 389 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:17,338 What are you? 390 00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,921 How... 391 00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:20,128 Hi. It's good to see you too. 392 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,671 What are you doing here? 393 00:23:21,713 --> 00:23:23,608 I just wanted to take a little trip. 394 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:26,068 A little 45 minute trip off campus? 395 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:29,338 - Uh-huh. Yep. So this is where you work? 396 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,280 Yeah. This is where... 397 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,928 I wanna show you something. 398 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:35,133 - Oh. - Follow me. 399 00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:35,966 Oh, (indistinct). 400 00:23:36,008 --> 00:23:37,918 - Yeah. We'll like watch some TV or take a nap, 401 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,143 or sometimes Liv will bring some alcohol and drink a little. 402 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,908 Doesn't your boss notice? 403 00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:46,198 No. There are a couple of rooms 404 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,908 that are outside of his notice. 405 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:48,741 Hmm. 406 00:23:48,783 --> 00:23:50,953 But it gets really boring here. 407 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,658 Don't you have a break room or something? 408 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,913 - Yeah, but Lawrence is watching those like a hawk. 409 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,538 - Whack. - This is the only place 410 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:02,128 we can go to get away. 411 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:06,531 - Who's your favorite Mario character? Go-Kart? 412 00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,628 - Waluigi. - Ah, typical. 413 00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,953 Typical! Who's yours? 414 00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:14,308 Don't say Toad. 415 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,138 No Princess Peach. 416 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:16,971 The golden one. 417 00:24:17,013 --> 00:24:18,208 - I was a 100%. - Rose Gold. 418 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,248 - Going to guess you were gonna say Princess Peach. 419 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,385 - But you didn't though. - No. 420 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:23,338 - You guessed Toad. - No, I didn't guess, 421 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,158 I said don't say Toad 'cause he's the worst. 422 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,579 - You basically guess Toad. - You're right. 423 00:24:29,621 --> 00:24:30,908 Yeah, you did. 424 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:31,741 Yeah, you did accept it. 425 00:24:31,783 --> 00:24:35,428 That's the first step to recovery. 426 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:36,261 Well, you know what? 427 00:24:36,303 --> 00:24:38,218 Next time you're gonna have to place Bowser. 428 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:42,723 No. Straight up no. 429 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,918 Okay. So you see this part right here? 430 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,913 Behold this part. 431 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,888 - [Sam] Yes. - Okay, good. 432 00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,994 I'm very happy that you saw that. 433 00:24:58,036 --> 00:24:59,672 You see this right here? 434 00:24:59,714 --> 00:25:00,505 [Sam] The doorknob. Yes. 435 00:25:00,547 --> 00:25:04,288 - Now imagine somebody has like a firm card, 436 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:05,908 and then they just swipe through 437 00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,888 and then it goes like, (mimics machine) 438 00:25:07,930 --> 00:25:10,705 then they have like a long hanger or something, a hook, 439 00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:11,847 and it goes like here. 440 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:15,688 Oh, wait, here. 441 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:17,724 So assuming that there's not a dead body. 442 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:18,762 Right, right, right, 443 00:25:18,804 --> 00:25:19,688 right, right. - [Sam] Yes. 444 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,738 Okay. I shall show you my trick. 445 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,571 [Sam] Okay. 446 00:25:22,613 --> 00:25:23,709 Where's the closet at? 447 00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:28,477 So we take two of these hangers as so, right? 448 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:32,308 Hook it onto there. 449 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:34,080 Make sure that it's nice and tight. 450 00:25:34,122 --> 00:25:36,403 - [Sam] Yeah. - And then we do like this. 451 00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:42,630 And one second. 452 00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:47,491 No one can get through. 453 00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:49,116 Nobody can stop us. 454 00:25:52,264 --> 00:25:53,931 - Done. - All right. 455 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:58,018 So then there's a gap. 456 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,238 - [Val] Huh? - Can still see us. 457 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,498 That's when you go over there 458 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:04,238 and just start punching 'em through the door. 459 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,241 Punching 'em? 460 00:26:05,283 --> 00:26:06,950 - [Val] Yeah. You have to punch them specifically. 461 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:11,893 And if you can get your butt in there sideways, 462 00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:16,911 - I'll just use the key like. - Yeah. just shake them 463 00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:18,504 a little bit here and there. 464 00:26:18,546 --> 00:26:20,278 And that'll do. 465 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,438 New tricks learned. 466 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,148 You ruining my artwork. 467 00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:25,918 And you're closed. 468 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,288 Yep. Another day, another, 469 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,418 well, actually there weren't any dollars today. 470 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:32,051 I was with you all day. 471 00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:33,988 Oh yeah. I kind of picked up on that. 472 00:26:34,030 --> 00:26:35,953 You needed a distraction. 473 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,038 Get that from my text? 474 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,948 Yeah. I pick up on a lot of things. 475 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:44,038 - Can't really convey tone through text though, right? 476 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,778 For me, I can. 477 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:48,418 You know what I mean whatever I sent it, right? 478 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:49,738 - Yeah. - Press one. 479 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:50,613 So far. 480 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,378 Oh, lights up. 481 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,833 Cool. Great. 482 00:26:55,619 --> 00:26:57,590 Yeah, so far me too. - Cool. 483 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,708 So you missed class today? 484 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,045 We have homework. - I figured. 485 00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:05,178 What did I miss? 486 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:08,398 - So I was thinking we can work on it together 487 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,673 at the library tomorrow. 488 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,328 Okay. Yeah. Four o'clock. 489 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:13,798 Yeah, four sounds good. 490 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,938 Okay, cool. 491 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:15,771 We just have to make sure 492 00:27:15,813 --> 00:27:19,258 that we don't like copy each other word for word. 493 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,448 Okay. Okay. Easy fix. 494 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:23,098 I have a plan. - Okay. 495 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:27,073 So I copy your work and then you rephrase your own work. 496 00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:30,535 And then no one's the wiser. 497 00:27:30,577 --> 00:27:31,477 - Full proof. - Full proof. 498 00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:34,329 And is that a deal? 499 00:27:34,371 --> 00:27:35,954 - Deal. - Awesome. 500 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,288 - Hey mom. - [Mom] Hey sweetie. 501 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,088 How's it going? 502 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,578 Well, you know, just another day. 503 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,820 How's it going with you? 504 00:27:49,747 --> 00:27:52,288 [Mom] You know, same old thing. 505 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:55,855 Your dad won't stop coming over except when he does. 506 00:27:55,897 --> 00:27:59,488 And he won't stop texting, except when he does. 507 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:00,568 He's sending me stuff. 508 00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:02,608 He's saying it was a joke. 509 00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:04,648 He says he wants to start over, 510 00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:07,108 and then he says things are fine the way they are 511 00:28:07,150 --> 00:28:09,973 and back and forth and on and on like that. 512 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,983 Ah! 513 00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:17,458 Man. What do you do when he does, 514 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:21,058 like, when he stops or quits or whatever? 515 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,758 [Mom] Well, I just try to remind myself 516 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,513 that I don't need him. 517 00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:27,832 Right. 518 00:28:29,226 --> 00:28:31,976 (birds chirping) 519 00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:50,563 Hey pledge. Prepare to die. 520 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,713 Put that on. 521 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,423 Seriously? 522 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,248 - You went against the brothers, time to be punished. 523 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:03,538 Where's Daniel? 524 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:05,368 He's where I'll take you. 525 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,053 No, put on the blindfold. Now! 526 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,433 I am disappointed, Sam! 527 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,358 I really am. 528 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,113 Sam, I am. I am Sam. 529 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:35,940 I get you into the greatest frat this campus has ever seen, 530 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,623 the least you could do is prove yourself. 531 00:29:42,610 --> 00:29:44,668 Do you think it makes me look good 532 00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:47,158 when you don't follow through? 533 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,623 When you don't prove yourself worthy and brave? 534 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,478 You can talk kid. I'm not gonna hurt you. 535 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,638 I'm giving you a chance here. 536 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,471 Anything to say 537 00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:04,753 in your defense? No? 538 00:30:06,790 --> 00:30:10,708 - Alright. You see that leaves us in a bit of a predicament. 539 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:14,488 How am I supposed to let you into this exclusive group 540 00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:18,028 of the most reliable people you will ever meet 541 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:20,188 in your entire life? 542 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:24,673 Then you just agree with everything. 543 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,090 Why are you so afraid to stand up for yourself? 544 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,353 See, you got principles, and I can respect that. 545 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:40,580 But the thing is, 546 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,193 you gotta make us part of your principles. 547 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,600 And by that I mean you can't go against our wishes 548 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,993 for the rest of the week. 549 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,153 I think that's fair. 550 00:31:04,148 --> 00:31:09,148 Okay. I'm gonna give you an opportunity 551 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:14,953 only because your brother vouches for you. 552 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,873 You do this, you're one of us. 553 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,983 No one ever touches you again. 554 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:31,330 No one ever touches you again, again, again. 555 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,743 You know, that reminds me. 556 00:31:40,462 --> 00:31:41,938 What the fuck are you doing, Brett? 557 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:43,618 Just one little punishment. 558 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:45,718 That's all. - You don't have to do this. 559 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,728 - What kind of example would it set for the others 560 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:50,528 if I don't, I'm fair. 561 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:52,663 Fine. Okay. Just this one time. Okay. 562 00:31:54,670 --> 00:31:56,113 Hello, JC. 563 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,400 - Hello. - Stand here! 564 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,153 Face your fellow pledge. 565 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,173 Hi. 566 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,753 All right. 567 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,860 Now for starters, slap him across the face. 568 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:29,870 Now tell him he's not good enough. 569 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:37,462 You're not good enough. 570 00:32:37,504 --> 00:32:42,504 Tell him to apologize. 571 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:44,178 Apologize. 572 00:32:45,575 --> 00:32:46,658 I am sorry. 573 00:32:47,781 --> 00:32:49,948 Oh, tell him to mean it. 574 00:32:52,582 --> 00:32:54,165 - Mean it. - I'm tired. 575 00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:58,682 I mean, I'm sorry. 576 00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:05,200 - Tell him that's too bad and hit him again. 577 00:33:10,717 --> 00:33:12,134 That's too bad. 578 00:33:14,347 --> 00:33:16,620 Who the hell taught you how to slap? 579 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,530 What is this choreography for a play? 580 00:33:18,572 --> 00:33:19,730 Hit him for real. 581 00:33:19,772 --> 00:33:21,022 Harder. Harder! 582 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,762 I'm sorry. 583 00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:35,161 Hey, I didn't tell you to apologize! 584 00:33:35,203 --> 00:33:37,470 This is like Simon says, right? 585 00:33:37,512 --> 00:33:41,021 Now, tell him he is not good enough. 586 00:33:41,063 --> 00:33:43,821 You're not good enough! 587 00:33:43,863 --> 00:33:48,373 Tell him he's lucky to be here. 588 00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:56,413 You're lucky to be here. 589 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,473 Hit him again. 590 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,720 Now tell him, he's not charismatic enough. 591 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:24,178 - You're not charismatic. - That's enough. 592 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,038 Hey JC, get outta here. 593 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,058 Take him home. 594 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,018 What are you doing? 595 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,848 We're not done yet. - Yeah, we are. 596 00:34:29,890 --> 00:34:31,168 I'm taking my brother back. 597 00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,698 You're not taking anyone anywhere! 598 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,813 We agreed. - You're done. 599 00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,668 - Whatever pussy. - Oh, what did you just say 600 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,293 to me? 601 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:43,508 I said, you're a pussy! 602 00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:47,248 Shit! I said that's enough, Brett. 603 00:34:47,290 --> 00:34:48,123 Okay, JC. 604 00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:53,368 [Sam] Are you okay? 605 00:34:53,410 --> 00:34:54,460 Yeah, that's right. 606 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,788 You said you weren't gonna touch him. 607 00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:01,330 He's a pledge too, isn't he? 608 00:35:04,211 --> 00:35:05,911 Is that part of your principles? 609 00:35:08,853 --> 00:35:11,603 (engine revving) 610 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:20,377 Oh hell yeah. 611 00:35:23,992 --> 00:35:25,602 (Cameron screaming) 612 00:35:25,644 --> 00:35:26,698 - Cameron? - Hey, Daniel. 613 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,858 What's up my dude? Someone moving in? 614 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:31,021 No. Did you not hear? 615 00:35:31,063 --> 00:35:32,608 What the hell curled up your ass? 616 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:33,988 Hear what? 617 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:36,080 Dude, the alum party's been called off. 618 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:38,458 Tell me you're fucking kidding me! 619 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:42,598 - No, dude, it's over. - Fuck! 620 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,035 Yeah. No, the frats been suspended. 621 00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:48,108 Somebody leaked a video of of one of our hazings 622 00:35:48,150 --> 00:35:49,858 to the dean. - Of course. 623 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:50,691 It got shut down. 624 00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:52,198 - Of course they fucking did. - Yeah. 625 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,031 So what? 626 00:35:53,073 --> 00:35:54,178 That's it? Just suspended. 627 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,678 No judge, no jury, 628 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,258 just executioner. - Yeah, that's it, man. 629 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,498 Jesus fucking Christ! 630 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,418 And it's hell week too, right? 631 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,558 - Hmm-hmm. 632 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,600 Fuck! So what? 633 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,548 Dude, this house, we fucking built it. 634 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:17,878 Well not you, but like me and your fucking family. 635 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,628 The shit that I did here, 20% of that shit. 636 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:22,618 Yeah, you remember. 637 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:23,451 You were fucking here. 638 00:36:23,493 --> 00:36:24,673 We did that shit to you. 639 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:28,018 Damn man! All of it. 640 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,788 It just makes you stronger. 641 00:36:29,830 --> 00:36:34,830 These fucking pansy pussy fucking kids, man! 642 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,490 They're never gonna know what it's worth. 643 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:42,183 You good. 644 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,818 Fuck no, I'm not good! 645 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:45,693 Get my shit! 646 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,924 Fuck outta here! 647 00:36:47,966 --> 00:36:49,619 I got shit to do! 648 00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:50,452 Why did I even come here. 649 00:36:50,494 --> 00:36:51,928 You guys fucking suck. 650 00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:53,014 See ya. 651 00:36:53,056 --> 00:36:54,466 [Cameron] Pansy ass. 652 00:36:54,508 --> 00:36:58,168 (muffled shouting) 653 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:00,808 - [Liv] Cameron. - No, listen, Liv, 654 00:37:00,850 --> 00:37:02,428 I need you to hear me! 655 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,288 I need you to really hear me. 656 00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:06,418 You have no idea what I've been through today. 657 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,788 I came here, everything that I knew, 658 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,828 everything that I loved is falling apart. 659 00:37:10,870 --> 00:37:12,478 You're gone, this is gone. 660 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,628 If you are the last thing to leave my life, I don't know 661 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,508 what the hell else I'm supposed to be holding onto. 662 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,878 There is nothing left for me! 663 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,618 Do you understand that? 664 00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:24,208 You are it! 665 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,608 I don't know if any of this makes sense to you, 666 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:28,348 - but I have to do something. - [Liv] Cameron, 667 00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:29,518 you're not dying! - With my fucking life! 668 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,410 [Liv] There's more fish in the sea. 669 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:37,260 So please, I've asked you nicely, leave me alone. 670 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,478 I've set boundaries with you 671 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,868 and I expressed them many, many times. 672 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:48,238 And I don't know what it's gonna take for you 673 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,963 to respect those boundaries. 674 00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,305 Are you drinking again? 675 00:37:52,347 --> 00:37:54,013 Why do you fucking care? 676 00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,653 Yeah, I'm drinking again. 677 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,238 [Liv] Cameron, it's not my job 678 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,263 to help you anymore. Goodbye. 679 00:38:10,047 --> 00:38:12,880 (console banging) 680 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,068 Okay, so I was looking at this one too. 681 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:24,060 How about this one? 682 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,463 - Okay, sure. - Cool. 683 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:31,258 And then maybe if we find like a comedy, 684 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,088 you know, something that can give us some inspiration 685 00:38:33,130 --> 00:38:34,003 for the standup. 686 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:35,938 What are you saying? 687 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,278 Steal some material from that movie 688 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,178 for my own act? 689 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,183 No, no. I just... 690 00:38:41,225 --> 00:38:43,333 I was just trying to help. 691 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,448 - I know what you mean and no, it doesn't have to be funny, 692 00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:50,008 but story-driven though. 693 00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:51,508 - Okay. - Mandatory. 694 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:54,208 Then how about a chick flick? 695 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,038 Oh, yes. Chick flick. 696 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,093 All that drama. Right? 697 00:39:00,550 --> 00:39:02,878 So you want drama, huh? 698 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,768 - Sure. - Okay. 699 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,858 Like chick flick, drama relationship type of drama. 700 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,048 Maybe somebody likes the other person's type of drama. 701 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:12,090 Doesn't want them to know type of drama. 702 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,463 - [Sam] Okay. - Or ruin anything. 703 00:39:15,505 --> 00:39:20,398 Like maybe perhaps there's like this kindhearted, 704 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,428 sweet, somewhat tall girl, cool. 705 00:39:23,470 --> 00:39:24,613 Some people might say. 706 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,498 I don't know, she likes this guy 707 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,090 and they're always hanging out, 708 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:33,898 and sometimes she might interrupt him at his job, 709 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,578 maybe at a hotel or something. 710 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,428 Oh, okay. Go on. 711 00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:42,028 Yeah. And like, she likes him. 712 00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:44,158 She doesn't wanna ruin anything, 713 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,948 and she doesn't wanna ruin the dynamic 714 00:39:46,990 --> 00:39:47,998 or anything like that. 715 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,608 She's not quite sure, you know? 716 00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:52,498 I mean, why wouldn't he like her, right? 717 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,681 Yeah. Why wouldn't he? 718 00:39:54,723 --> 00:39:56,806 Yeah. So, I don't know. 719 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,408 I'm just gonna stop beating around the bush 720 00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:02,653 if you don't mind. 721 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:05,578 You know who I'm talking about, right? 722 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,070 Yeah. I think I might know. 723 00:40:08,650 --> 00:40:11,098 Yeah. Because I'm so subtle 724 00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:13,513 about these things. - Obviously. 725 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,948 Yeah. I mean, that's the thing. 726 00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:18,958 So it's just... 727 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Okay, whenever I hang around you, I feel less homesick 728 00:40:25,816 --> 00:40:28,268 and I really like you, 729 00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:32,098 but I just don't know if you like me too. 730 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,738 Well, I just don't wanna ruin anything, you know? 731 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,478 Yeah. I worry about that too sometimes. 732 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,620 - About what? - What? 733 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:42,868 That's the other thing. 734 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:45,988 You're so awkward and adorably shy. 735 00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:48,418 It's a nice change of pace for sure. 736 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:50,743 - Really? - Yeah, really. 737 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,938 Study room's open. 738 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:55,228 [Val] So it seems. 739 00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,983 - You wanna study? - Yes. 740 00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:04,935 (door banging) 741 00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:12,748 [Sam] Hey sis. 742 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:14,350 Hey, what's up? 743 00:41:14,392 --> 00:41:15,225 Nothing. 744 00:41:16,745 --> 00:41:18,745 What? What's going on? 745 00:41:20,530 --> 00:41:23,280 - Nothing. I dunno what you're talking about. 746 00:41:23,322 --> 00:41:24,905 Did you get laid? 747 00:41:25,888 --> 00:41:27,898 No, we just kissed. 748 00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:31,428 - And then? With whom? - I'm not gonna tell you. 749 00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:34,408 - Oh, well you should. I'm your guardian angel. 750 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,400 Yeah, later. Bye. 751 00:41:38,523 --> 00:41:40,083 I'ma put this on Facebook. Come back. 752 00:41:57,075 --> 00:41:59,575 (Sam panting) 753 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:12,448 Listen, we're gonna be closed a while. 754 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:14,698 I called the police. 755 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,683 She was murdered in the room she was sleeping in. 756 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:22,417 Cameron, her ex-husband, came in and... 757 00:42:24,261 --> 00:42:26,188 I don't know why. 758 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:27,342 I don't know anything else, 759 00:42:27,384 --> 00:42:28,319 but we called the police, 760 00:42:28,361 --> 00:42:30,361 and they should be here. 761 00:42:31,231 --> 00:42:33,814 (gentle music) 762 00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,663 (Cameron sobbing) 763 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:13,153 - When you make a pledge, that pledge becomes your life! 764 00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:17,740 It doesn't matter if the door's closed, 765 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:21,720 the pledge goes on. 766 00:43:25,509 --> 00:43:27,759 The pledge fucking goes on! 767 00:43:30,550 --> 00:43:32,803 You and I stood in front of our families, 768 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,748 our friends, in front of God! 769 00:43:39,790 --> 00:43:42,553 And you told me you loved me! 770 00:43:44,410 --> 00:43:45,553 You made a pledge. 771 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,580 What good is a fucking pledge if you don't make it... 772 00:43:58,527 --> 00:44:00,343 if you don't make it in blood? 773 00:44:06,023 --> 00:44:08,773 (gunshot firing) 774 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,050 Sam. Sam, look at me. 775 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:23,008 You can only... 776 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,658 You really have to let this out! 777 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,673 You can only hold this in for so long. 778 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:30,178 You could cry, you can scream, 779 00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:31,318 you can run out in the woods 780 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,823 and punch trees as many times as you want. 781 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:38,143 But you cannot keep all of this bottled up. 782 00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:42,493 Honey, it's not good for you. 783 00:44:47,170 --> 00:44:52,170 This reticent thing, you can only play that part for so long 784 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,113 before it takes you over. 785 00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:04,468 Sweetheart, you can even tell me to go to hell 786 00:45:04,510 --> 00:45:05,463 if that helps. 787 00:45:15,828 --> 00:45:18,328 (Sam sobbing) 788 00:45:39,746 --> 00:45:41,079 I can't do it. 789 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:47,773 I can't say anything. 790 00:45:51,910 --> 00:45:55,380 I'm scared because if I... 791 00:45:57,670 --> 00:45:59,038 What am I saying? 792 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,173 I'm letting it get to me and I can't take it. 793 00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:05,222 I just... 794 00:46:07,776 --> 00:46:10,438 I don't know what to do, 795 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,548 and it makes me so confused and I get more confused 796 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,843 as soon as I try to say anything. 797 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:20,691 I don't know what to do 798 00:46:20,733 --> 00:46:24,208 when I feel so much all at the same time. 799 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,578 And I'm afraid that if I say something 800 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,693 that it's gonna make it even worse, 801 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:35,023 especially for the people that I love. 802 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,943 So just say something stupid. 803 00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:51,868 At least that's how I know that you're human 804 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,638 and you can... 805 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,513 That you feel. 806 00:47:05,526 --> 00:47:06,598 I want you to listen to me first, 807 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,308 and then you can say what you have to say. 808 00:47:08,350 --> 00:47:11,968 If you keep doing this, you're going to end up hurting mom, 809 00:47:12,010 --> 00:47:14,578 and me and my brother and sister. 810 00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:17,398 And it's probably going to hurt you too. 811 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,083 You have to choose. You can't have both. 812 00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:25,230 What are you looking for? 813 00:47:28,022 --> 00:47:29,188 I don't know. 814 00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:30,580 I guess we're just looking. 815 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,513 So would it help if you talked about her? 816 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,513 You know. 817 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,663 I don't know. Maybe. 818 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,813 Well, who is she to you? 819 00:47:49,210 --> 00:47:51,013 I think I loved her. 820 00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:53,848 Oh, I don't know. 821 00:47:53,890 --> 00:47:55,195 She was a friend of the family, 822 00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:57,433 and I definitely had a big crush on her. 823 00:47:58,450 --> 00:48:00,238 Like a big time crush. 824 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,858 I had it bad. 825 00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:03,703 [Val] So you took the job for her? 826 00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:06,928 No, I think that... 827 00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,008 She got me the job, 828 00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:10,798 but she was just trying to help me out. 829 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,168 Like, so that I would have something 830 00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:14,560 to go to after high school. 831 00:48:16,090 --> 00:48:18,988 Plus it beat working in a chicken restaurant. 832 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,988 - Are you talking about Chicken Express on College Avenue? 833 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:23,353 Yes. How did you know? 834 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,858 Believe it or not, 835 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:28,993 a lot of high school kids go to College Avenue. 836 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:34,363 Okay. Yeah. 837 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,113 Well, can I see your act? 838 00:48:39,551 --> 00:48:41,593 I guess, why not. 839 00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:47,368 So, I wouldn't say that it's funny or anything, 840 00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:50,953 but I thought it was, you know, comical in a way. 841 00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:56,248 So there's like 70 kids in our life group, 842 00:48:56,290 --> 00:48:57,988 kids church, you know. 843 00:48:58,030 --> 00:48:59,728 While the whole church is going on, 844 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,678 70 kids just run amuck. 845 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,838 It's pure chaos, right? 846 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,178 So I decided, hey, this will be a good deal for me 847 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:07,918 to help out these kids. 848 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,418 I can take this. 849 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:12,298 This kid comes up to me and he says 850 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,738 with the purest eyes ever, 851 00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:18,268 he goes like, ma'am, can I get some tea? 852 00:49:18,310 --> 00:49:21,568 I'm like, hold up kiddo, I'll get you some tea. 853 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:22,618 We'll go get some tea, 854 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,558 like right after we start dancing, okay kid? 855 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,968 He was like, okay. 856 00:49:27,010 --> 00:49:30,058 And he puts his hand behind his back and he walks over, 857 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,798 waits until he started dancing. 858 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,408 And then like he leaves out with another person. 859 00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:35,308 I'm like, cool, cool. 860 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:36,748 He is getting his tea. He's all good. 861 00:49:36,790 --> 00:49:38,278 He didn't need me. 862 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,998 And so the next scene, I'm like tussling with these two kids 863 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,318 because they're like fighting. 864 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,348 I said, guys, guys, seriously, 865 00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:48,568 I know you guys love each other so much, 866 00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:51,688 but you gotta stop touching each other. 867 00:49:51,730 --> 00:49:56,173 And one of them goes like, ew, I'm not GAY. 868 00:49:57,850 --> 00:49:59,983 And he says it just like that. 869 00:50:00,025 --> 00:50:03,268 And then I said, oh, how do you know that word? 870 00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:05,910 And then the other kid goes like, yeah, I'm not GAY. 871 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,188 And then the other kid goes like, 872 00:50:08,230 --> 00:50:09,538 you don't even know what that spells. 873 00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:11,686 And he is like, no. 874 00:50:11,728 --> 00:50:12,928 (Sam laughing) 875 00:50:12,970 --> 00:50:15,868 So they start tussling again, right? 876 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:18,208 I'm like, guys, stop it. Stop it. 877 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,458 But in the midst of it, I smell something, 878 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,348 chocolate, no. 879 00:50:22,390 --> 00:50:24,808 The kid, the same kid with the big eyes 880 00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:26,518 that looked up at me and asked for tea, 881 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,648 he's chugging down coffee. 882 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:29,481 No. 883 00:50:29,523 --> 00:50:30,658 - Right in front of me. - Oh my gosh. 884 00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:32,488 - While these kids are tussling, so I'm like in the middle, 885 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,350 it was like in slow motion. 886 00:50:34,392 --> 00:50:37,393 I was like, and this kid, he goes like, 887 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:43,318 and lifts up that one eyebrow. 888 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,088 He did it on purpose. 889 00:50:45,130 --> 00:50:46,993 Listen you little. 890 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,498 And so I was just like, what the heck? 891 00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:52,828 Turns out that kid was like the ringleader 892 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:54,628 of the whole chaos. 893 00:50:54,670 --> 00:50:56,668 I'm gonna tell you that, it happened. 894 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:58,528 There's like, okay, while we were supposed 895 00:50:58,570 --> 00:51:03,570 to be sitting down watching Jesus, JC up on the screen, 896 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,448 this kid's making other kids run around everywhere. 897 00:51:06,490 --> 00:51:08,458 Nobody learned a lesson that day, oh no. 898 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,868 Nobody learned anything. 899 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:11,668 There's a rock climbing place up there. 900 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:13,588 These kids are falling off of it. 901 00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:15,118 And then there's other kids tripping 902 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,854 on other kids, beating up other kids. 903 00:51:17,896 --> 00:51:19,414 I'm like, I can't do this. 904 00:51:19,456 --> 00:51:21,778 - And the little grandpa over here with his coffee just. 905 00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:24,268 No, he's not even sipping it like this. 906 00:51:24,310 --> 00:51:25,101 He's looking at... 907 00:51:25,143 --> 00:51:27,118 He pace back and forth when he did it too. 908 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,905 He was like. - Oh, that's so funny. 909 00:51:29,947 --> 00:51:33,478 - And so I'm like, I'm on the ground like this 910 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,188 and like tussling with the kids 911 00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:38,158 and so I have to look up at him. 912 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,106 And then he goes like. 913 00:51:39,148 --> 00:51:40,926 [Sam] Down at you with the coffee. 914 00:51:40,968 --> 00:51:42,868 And he goes like, with the eyebrows. 915 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,478 I couldn't believe that. 916 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,638 - He planned the whole thing. - He did. 917 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,188 So, whoa. And he asked for tea. 918 00:51:50,230 --> 00:51:51,448 Every time that he asked for tea, 919 00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:54,074 I go like, kid. - [Sam] Don't test me. 920 00:51:54,116 --> 00:51:55,037 Yeah. I was like, 921 00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:56,803 we are not going to get coffee. 922 00:51:57,700 --> 00:51:58,533 It's a no! 923 00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:02,749 (indistinct). 924 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:05,038 (Sam clapping) 925 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,690 [Val] Thank you, I tried. 926 00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:08,482 It snaps, it snaps. 927 00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:22,663 - Am I interrupting something? - Just a study session. 928 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:26,999 - Very funny. Good to see you again, shithead. 929 00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:27,838 Because I've meaning to tell you 930 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,028 how I feel about this whole thing. 931 00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,978 Don't think I'm gonna hold back anymore 932 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,388 on account of your brother. 933 00:52:33,430 --> 00:52:35,083 You wouldn't have lasted a day. 934 00:52:36,944 --> 00:52:38,908 Hey, what did I tell you, Brett? 935 00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:40,198 What are you doing here? 936 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,328 - There's more to life than just the frat, you know? 937 00:52:42,370 --> 00:52:43,828 What are you doing here? 938 00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:45,508 You stalking my brother? 939 00:52:45,550 --> 00:52:46,438 You gonna tell him something 940 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,328 he already thinks about himself? 941 00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:50,703 Or you gonna have some thoughts of your own this time? 942 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:53,893 Fine. I'm leaving. 943 00:52:55,870 --> 00:52:59,623 Hey Brett, one more thing. It was me. 944 00:53:00,670 --> 00:53:01,896 You what? 945 00:53:01,938 --> 00:53:02,771 You know what. 946 00:53:05,563 --> 00:53:07,708 What the hell man, why? 947 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:11,278 We're brothers. - Yeah. And we messed up. 948 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,808 And not just now. 949 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:15,178 This is what we get. 950 00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:17,548 This is what we get! 951 00:53:17,590 --> 00:53:19,490 Who the hell died and made you Gandhi? 952 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:22,858 I knew something was off about you lately. 953 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,913 You go join the pussy pledges next? 954 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,568 I hear the bitch has a mouth for pleasure. 955 00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:30,009 [Sam] Alright, that's enough! 956 00:53:30,051 --> 00:53:30,892 What? 957 00:53:30,934 --> 00:53:33,388 I said that's enough! 958 00:53:33,430 --> 00:53:35,338 - You think just because there's no fraternity anymore, 959 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,858 you're not still a pledge? 960 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:42,298 - Yeah. You know what, I feel sorry for you Brett, 961 00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:44,188 because you spent your entire college career 962 00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:46,378 thinking you a part of something, 963 00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:47,970 that turned out to be bullshit. 964 00:53:49,210 --> 00:53:51,993 I'm just glad I figured it out while I'm still a freshman. 965 00:53:53,170 --> 00:53:54,688 Go ahead. Leave! 966 00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:56,728 And remember when you graduate, 967 00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:59,847 you're gonna feel so lonely. Leave! 968 00:54:09,070 --> 00:54:11,853 - [Daniel] Damn, well that's how you would've gotten in! 969 00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,218 [Lawrence] Hey, if I've told you once, 970 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,858 told you a hundred times, you gotta answer my calls 971 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,898 and text in case something comes up 972 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:23,241 and I need you to come in. 973 00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:26,473 - Oh. Yeah, that's gonna be a little difficult, Lawrence. 974 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,468 [Lawrence] Why? Tell me why. 975 00:54:28,510 --> 00:54:30,478 Pretend I'm stupid. Tell me why! 976 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,693 You have to pretend. 977 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,618 You really want to know? 978 00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:36,008 [Lawrence] Yeah, I want to know. 979 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:37,753 Yeah, I blocked your number. 980 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:41,391 Why? Why would you do that? 981 00:54:41,433 --> 00:54:44,698 - Because you were being too clingy in my off hours. 982 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:48,808 And I keep telling you that when I'm on the clock, 983 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:50,908 I put up with your shit. 984 00:54:50,950 --> 00:54:55,723 When I'm off the clock, I don't answer to you, okay? 985 00:54:56,830 --> 00:55:00,193 Now if you'll move along, I have some work to do. 986 00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:02,728 If you keep talking to me like this, 987 00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,503 you're not gonna work here anymore. 988 00:55:05,383 --> 00:55:07,081 (indistinct muffled talking) 989 00:55:07,123 --> 00:55:10,687 God. Oh, and don't call me. 990 00:55:12,550 --> 00:55:14,653 Oh wait, you can't. 991 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:31,918 Hey Sam, I need you to run a message 992 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,253 by your sister for me. 993 00:55:34,390 --> 00:55:35,470 Hey, Sam! Sam! 994 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:40,911 I don't know. 995 00:55:40,953 --> 00:55:42,568 I'll probably get a work study job. 996 00:55:42,610 --> 00:55:45,628 Something on campus, that'll save me some gas money. 997 00:55:45,670 --> 00:55:47,878 Hmm. Look at you. 998 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,698 Standing up to people left and right. 999 00:55:50,740 --> 00:55:52,190 This is only the beginning. 1000 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,850 What does that even mean? 1001 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,298 - Well, this world is full of a lot of people 1002 00:55:57,340 --> 00:56:00,553 that need to be stood up to and I think that's why I'm here. 1003 00:56:01,630 --> 00:56:04,498 Plus no one has their best college experience 1004 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:05,590 their first semester. 1005 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:08,853 You wanna bet. 1006 00:56:11,774 --> 00:56:14,357 (gentle music) 1007 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:31,637 (gentle music continues)