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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- What's up?
- Hi!
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- How's it goin'?
- It's good, it's good.
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Here's the...
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the place where
we're gonna do it.
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Awesome, sounds good.
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So, pretty much what we're
gonna do is we're gonna do,
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uh...
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I think when we
talked on the phone,
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wanted to make it
pretty normal so you're
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- comfortable...
- Yeah.
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So probably 10 to 15
minutes of just, uh...
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you know, however
you wanna... do it,
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and then, uh...
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pretty much I think what we're
gonna do is we're gonna try to
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- lean you off the bed.
- Yeah.
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I think, uh-- can you do a
handstand off this or...?
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- Sure.
- You're able to do a
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handstand off this,
or is it too high up,
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- or are you--?
- I don't know if I totally
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understand what that means
when you say "do a handstand."
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Like, when I
finish inside you,
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we're gonna, like,
vertical for, like,
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15 minutes-- 10,
15 minutes-- just to...
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so the sperm
stays inside you...
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- Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.
- And then, you're
gonna fall out,
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and then
you should orgasm.
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Are you able to do it?
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Like, maybe some
pillows on the floor,
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- that on the floor or...
- Yeah.
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If you want, I could put the
bed spring somewhere and then
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just put this and
that on the floor.
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- I don't know what's easier.
- Yeah, yeah, I think--
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What do you think's better?
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I'm not sure.
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I think
that sounds fine.
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Uh...
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Okay, we'll just--
we'll figure it out.
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- We'll play it by ear?
- We'll play it by ear.
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All right, yeah, I
guess that's what we'll do!
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So I guess we'll
get to it, then!
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All right, so I guess
we'll start...
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'cause I guess we're ready.
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All right, let's get going.
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Cool!
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Um...
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sorry, can I, like-- uh,
how was your drive down?
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I need, like, a minute of
decompression first.
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- Okay, all right.
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How was the drive?
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It was
good, it was good.
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- ♪upbeat curious music ♪
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It's amazing
to love someone so intensely
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so instantly.
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It's not like anything
I've ever experienced.
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It's hard to describe;
it's like a warm wave sort of
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coming over me.
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When I ended up
meeting with Kyle...
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And did you get to
eat some ice cream yesterday?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that was fun...
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The interaction
itself was super awkward.
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Like a...
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horrendous one night stand.
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I
love you, honey.
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But then, I
got to go on with my life.
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I normally ask my recipients
some of these questions,
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um, just to get a
better feel for-- for y'all.
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You can obviously opt out
from any of these questions.
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All right, so how long
have y'all been together?
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Seven years.
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Uh, what type of
employment fields do y'all
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work in?
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Um, I work as a telemetry
tech up at the hospital in
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- Tuba City.
- Yeah.
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For me, I'm a manager over
at Denny's in our hometown in
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Tuba City.
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I know the next
time I come through there...
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- Exactly, yeah!
- Yeah.
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Put some extra bacon on there.
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Uh...
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But, um, do y'all
have a specimen cup?
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Oh, no.
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We forgot to get that; that's
what I was gonna tell you.
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It's okay, I can-- I can
message my fiancée to tell
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her to come.
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I don't know if y'all are
okay meeting her briefly.
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- Yeah, sure!
- Oh, that's fine, yeah!
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I wanted to meet her.
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- Here's my
fiancée, Atasha.
- Hello!
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Nice to
meet you, I'm Sheaia,
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- and this is my wife, Sandee.
- Nice to meet you!
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You're so pretty!
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Oh! You're too kind.
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How are you guys?
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- We're good!
- We're doin' good.
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Nervous, but...
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- Oh.
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- I could imagine, yeah.
- Yeah!
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So, um, how
did y'all guys meet?
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We met through [both] Zumba.
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I was forced to
get married with a guy just
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because of our
Navajo tradition,
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and I wasted half
of my life with him.
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She's the first lady
that's given me everything.
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So how long have
you guys been together?
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Too long.
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- You're funny.
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Um, we've been together,
what, three years in July?
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- Yeah.
- So not very long, but...
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- long enough.
- That's good!
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You guys have
any kids of your own?
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Not together, no,
but he has kids.
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We're most
definitely trying.
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I get so busy, I have to
literally put her in my
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schedule to make
sure that she gets a...
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she-- not
necessarily a donation,
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but we can make an
attempt to conceive.
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I'm
just like you guys.
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I'll text and be like,
"Um, do you have these dates
available?"
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"Let's make this work."
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- And also...
- Oh my gosh...
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It's-- it's most definitely
something to laugh at,
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but, like I say, each
month, when it don't happen,
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it most definitely
is a heartbreaker,
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you know?
So...
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Well, good
luck to you guys too!
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And we'll keep you
guys in our prayers.
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♪quirky curious music ♪
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I look at
this as making a cake.
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They have all
the other ingredients,
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they're the one
that bakes the cake...
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I just bring flour to the mix.
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My pops got over...
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25 kids?
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I think my dad was more or
less addicted to pleasure.
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We're doing it for
two different reasons.
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I love helping people--
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going out and helping
homeless people...
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I donate blood,
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donate blood plasma...
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and six months after
I got out of prison,
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I started sperm donating.
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All right, all done.
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Well, it's good seeing you.
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- Alrighty, well,
we'll see you guys.
- Alrighty.
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All right, see you.
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It was
great meeting you guys!
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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Sushi tonight?
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That sounds good.
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All
right, let's do sushi.
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Sperm banks
have a lot of issues--
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a lot of issues.
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It's like a money grab.
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It's a party in there.
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You know I'm working, right?
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I am too.
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Yeah, okay.
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It's like
how you have malls.
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The competition of
malls is online shopping.
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We're just online donors.
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That's all we're doing.
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[electro
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A lot of donors
just add "Donor" to their
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last name;
it's kind of...
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corny.
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"Joe Donor," we
have "Brad Donor"...
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I didn't wanna be
a "Steve Donor,"
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so I just twisted it up
with a little German twist
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and made it "Stefan."
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I'm 65 years old.
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Giving back is a huge
theme in my life now,
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for some reason.
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♪minimal curious music ♪
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Reaching something on the top
shelf at the grocery store for
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someone that can't
do it themselves?
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Fuckin' love that.
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I'll tell ya this: I've even
gone up and down the aisles at
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Kroger looking for someone
that is not tall
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enough to reach something,
kinda staking them out
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to see if they might need me.
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Shoo, look at the
size of that thing.
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Sometimes, I replay
conversations with my
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soon-to-be ex in my head, and
I'll just say, right out loud,
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I'll say, "Fuck you!
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Go fuck yourself!"
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She told me once...
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"I really hate to divorce
you, because I'll never find
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another man that can
do laundry like you."
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♪tender curious music ♪
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I'm
still donating.
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In fact, I haven't been
donating for very long.
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I just started
out six months ago,
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and I'm happy to report
three pregnancies already!
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I'm currently
28 and turning 29 in August,
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and had a lung
transplant in 2019.
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I also have Cystic Fibrosis,
so I wanna make sure that
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you're not a carrier.
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Regarding Cystic Fibrosis,
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first, let me tell you how
sorry I am to read about your
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diagnosis,
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and how proud I am
of you for pushing forward
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in spite of this
significant challenge.
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You are a true
warrior in my book.
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Logistically, what
does it look like when you
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meet for
artificial insemination?
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I don't charge
money for my sperm donations.
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I do it for free.
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For all the local donations,
the recipient has come to my
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home, and I bring them
out a fully-loaded syringe.
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Often, it's recommended that
the recipient have an orgasm
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after insemination.
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Obviously, I do not
participate in this aspect.
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However,
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if I was asked,
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I certainly would be
available to assist.
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Would you have any interest
in meeting socially with me,
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say for coffee or
lunch sometime?
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I would also
like to meet you in person.
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So great
to get that reply,
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heart emoji.
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I'm really sorry.
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Can I take a rain check?
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Okay, never mind.
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I'm going to get
myself to come.
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I'm just going to
be super anxious.
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I'll be the
tall bald guy wearing the
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pink shirt.
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You can do this, Rachel.
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I believe in you.
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Oh my God!
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Here you go!
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That's a good
five milliliters.
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♪ exciting pop
music playing ♪
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She is
Gracie, contestant number 141!
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Um, so this is face
and personality, right?
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So I told you last night:
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you gotta make the judges
wanna be your friend, right?
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You're gonna draw 'em
in with your winks...
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Mwah!
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Mwah!
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Should I throw on
a clean diaper?
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His
diaper's not clean?!
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Um...
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nah, it's good.
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Okay.
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Face and personality.
You cannot--
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Elaine, did you
test again today?
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Yes, I did this morning.
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It was lower than yesterday,
so yesterday was peak.
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So let's
try again tonight.
255
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:57,568
Yeah, it said "Do the
deed" on my little app.
256
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,137
"Do the
deed" on your app?
257
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,275
I
didn't understand that.
258
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:03,647
Ahhh, boop!
259
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,786
- Oh, where did you go?!
260
00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:09,458
Oh, Ari, you
forgot the onesie, dude!
261
00:17:09,491 --> 00:17:12,163
The white onesie
goes on under that!
262
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,334
He looks cute without it, if
you wanna-- what do you think?
263
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,773
Uh, no, we're
gonna go with the shirt.
264
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,409
Okay, fine.
265
00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:19,579
Hello!
266
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:22,117
- How you doin'?
- Hi!
267
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,787
Just calling to wish
a happy birthday to the
268
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:24,989
birthday twins.
269
00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:27,460
It's a whole year and I didn't
even get to meet them yet,
270
00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:29,164
so it's on my itinerary.
271
00:17:29,197 --> 00:17:30,466
You keep saying that.
272
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:33,306
I think you still
owe me a grand for that
273
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:34,809
paternity test.
274
00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:35,611
Let's go.
275
00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:36,613
Uh-oh.
276
00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,449
- Shh, shh.
277
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:41,455
You're
spilling the water?
278
00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:42,825
It's gonna be a messy one.
279
00:17:42,858 --> 00:17:44,528
Ugh!
280
00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:48,436
- I have 123 children.
281
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,440
I've got a dozen women
pregnant right now,
282
00:17:50,473 --> 00:17:52,310
one of them's having
twins, so that would be, like,
283
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:53,312
13 on the way.
284
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,617
I got another positive
pregnancy test today.
285
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,820
That's, um...
286
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:59,826
a baker's dozen
of women pregnant.
287
00:17:59,859 --> 00:18:02,631
♪mellow curious music ♪
288
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,504
I suspect by the time
this movie comes out,
289
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:08,208
I'm gonna be
hanging up my hat.
290
00:18:08,409 --> 00:18:09,846
I'm already too old
to be jerking off in
291
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:12,350
public restrooms.
292
00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:17,360
What does my mom's
heart rate test have to do
293
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:18,597
with having a baby?
294
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:23,172
Uh, yeah, that's
really, um, a test for...
295
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:24,474
for-- for ovulation.
296
00:18:24,508 --> 00:18:27,180
It's, like, to test when
you could have a baby.
297
00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,852
My mommy says that a swan
drops off the baby...
298
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:31,523
- Uh-huh.
- And then they go
to the doctor,
299
00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:33,492
and then they put the baby
in your stomach to fully
300
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:37,535
fertilize the baby, and then--
and then you go to the doctor,
301
00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:38,670
and they take the
baby out of you,
302
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,239
and you have a real baby.
303
00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:41,743
You think you
came from a swan?
304
00:18:41,776 --> 00:18:43,379
- Yeah!
- The bird?!
305
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:45,551
- Mm-hm.
- The bird dropped you?
306
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,220
Mm-hm.
307
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,525
Have you seen any other
birds dropping off kids?
308
00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:51,529
They wear an
invisibility cloak...
309
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,232
Mm-hm, mm...
310
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,203
- So you don't see them.
- Uh-huh!
311
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,374
That's good.
312
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,512
If the bird is
dropping off the baby,
313
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:03,219
okay, then why am
I Emerson's dad?
314
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:05,557
Isn't the bird the dad?
315
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,628
- You know?
316
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,268
Are you
ready for the donation?
317
00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:12,270
We are ready, yes!
318
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:14,709
Mom, you've
lied to me my whole life.
319
00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:15,811
I've lied to
you your whole life?!
320
00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,583
I may have let it slip
that that wasn't blood sugar.
321
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:23,425
♪mellow curious music ♪
322
00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:49,645
Here you go!
323
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,953
- Are you good?
- Wow, yeah!
324
00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:58,630
All right, I'll
see ya in a little bit.
325
00:19:58,663 --> 00:19:59,498
Bye!
326
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,746
I don't know
if I can even explain the
327
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:09,284
compulsion to be a mom.
328
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,764
Like my coworker
said the other day,
329
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,639
"I'm 71, still trying
to have that baby."
330
00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:24,782
Number 104, this is Zion!
331
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:27,621
And I think it
never goes away, that feeling.
332
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,641
Number three
from the boys division,
333
00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:39,311
we welcome to the stage...
334
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,348
- Emerson!
335
00:20:41,381 --> 00:20:44,622
The joy that Ari
has brought me is a little
336
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:48,730
two year old, who
burps on purpose and farts
337
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:51,000
and eats his boogers.
338
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,809
How do you thank
someone for giving you that?
339
00:20:57,848 --> 00:21:01,021
It has to be wonderful
to hear all the time,
340
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:05,028
"Oh, thank you, I can
never thank you enough!"
341
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,842
But I have no clue what
Ari's motivations are.
342
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:16,017
I don't know if, at this
point, he even knows.
343
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,691
Ho tried to catch me.
344
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,896
Ho tried to catch me slippin'.
345
00:22:11,929 --> 00:22:14,701
Back up, ho!
Back up, ho!
346
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:17,674
Oh, shit!
Back up, ho!
347
00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:21,081
Looks like I'm going
out to Globe today.
348
00:22:21,114 --> 00:22:22,685
When?
349
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,120
Um...
350
00:22:24,153 --> 00:22:26,726
not sure yet, I'm
still talking to them.
351
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,897
- So she's a single woman...
- Mm-hm.
352
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,101
She had lost her
husband two years ago--
353
00:22:31,134 --> 00:22:33,506
he was killed
in a car accident.
354
00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:36,980
She works, uh, in behavioral
health as a counselor, so...
355
00:22:37,013 --> 00:22:38,449
So when did
she contact you,
356
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,455
right now or was it earlier?
357
00:22:41,488 --> 00:22:43,927
About roughly an
hour, hour and a half ago.
358
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,797
Mm.
359
00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:47,467
What's that "Mm" for?
360
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,972
'Cause we had plans.
361
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:55,015
♪mellow pensive music ♪
362
00:22:58,956 --> 00:23:02,564
I don't have a
problem with what he's doing.
363
00:23:03,499 --> 00:23:08,041
I think him donating
definitely makes him happy.
364
00:23:09,578 --> 00:23:13,485
It's a way for people
to see who he truly is,
365
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:16,659
and not focus so
much on his past.
366
00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:33,960
We all have the same desire:
367
00:23:33,993 --> 00:23:36,031
we're all trying
to get pregnant,
368
00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:38,869
trying to have a child.
369
00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:45,684
But the recipients...
370
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,821
they come first.
371
00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:02,851
You've got
about 15 minutes.
372
00:24:02,884 --> 00:24:03,787
If you keep it at
body temperature,
373
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,058
it should be fine,
374
00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:07,861
but eventually, they still
die outside the body,
375
00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:09,699
so the sooner the better.
376
00:24:09,732 --> 00:24:10,500
Best of luck!
377
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,203
Okay,
thank you so much!
378
00:24:18,883 --> 00:24:21,956
Mission accomplished.
379
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,762
Let's go home now.
380
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,734
Yeah, I'm hungry.
381
00:24:36,117 --> 00:24:38,221
Hi!
382
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:39,424
- How you been?
- Hello!
383
00:24:39,457 --> 00:24:41,261
- Hi!
- Hi!
384
00:24:41,294 --> 00:24:42,898
She's so cute!
385
00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:45,035
She's like,
"Who's this mystery guy?"
386
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,906
- Not much of a mystery!
387
00:24:46,939 --> 00:24:48,977
I like your bow!
388
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:51,248
We call you her
"DD," as in "donor dad."
389
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,584
DD?
390
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,821
That's
cute, I like that.
391
00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:56,993
It's
already gone by so fast.
392
00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:58,863
Yeah.
393
00:24:58,896 --> 00:25:00,767
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
394
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,803
Stomp your
foot, stomp your foot!
395
00:25:09,785 --> 00:25:11,656
I don't know if I can!
396
00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:13,993
I don't know if I can, but
you have the moves, right?
397
00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:14,895
Oh, you push me away?
398
00:25:14,928 --> 00:25:15,797
Okay!
399
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:18,670
Oh! Oh! Oh!
400
00:25:18,703 --> 00:25:19,304
No?
401
00:25:19,337 --> 00:25:22,009
Come on, you was doin' it!
402
00:25:22,744 --> 00:25:26,953
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
403
00:25:26,986 --> 00:25:29,959
Oh! Oh! Oh!
404
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:34,969
Hey Bill, comma,
405
00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,873
guess where I am,
question mark.
406
00:25:36,906 --> 00:25:38,810
I'm here at the
ultrasound place in Nashville,
407
00:25:38,843 --> 00:25:41,883
getting ready to go in and see
my baby for the first time,
408
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:45,690
comma, hahahahaha,
exclamation point.
409
00:25:45,723 --> 00:25:47,828
I wonder if she'll
look like me, period.
410
00:25:47,861 --> 00:25:51,903
I'll let you
know later, period.
411
00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:57,046
We're ready
for you; you can come on back.
412
00:26:04,761 --> 00:26:08,334
Donating
sperm makes me feel good.
413
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:13,144
Maybe it makes me feel
wanted and-- and needed.
414
00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:18,689
Worth something
to somebody else.
415
00:26:19,423 --> 00:26:22,129
"If it doesn't work,
I'll see ya next month!"
416
00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:24,969
Almost like
seeing my therapists.
417
00:26:26,238 --> 00:26:28,977
Hey, so... how
would you feel about me coming
418
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:31,381
tonight and staying at your
house until I have to leave
419
00:26:31,414 --> 00:26:34,654
for Nashville around 10PM?
420
00:26:35,155 --> 00:26:36,959
I would probably
sleep after inseminating,
421
00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:38,997
so it's not like you
would have to entertain me
422
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,001
or anything.
423
00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,136
It's a great plan!
424
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:45,009
I would never feel like
I need to entertain you.
425
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:47,246
You seem pretty chill to me.
426
00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:49,150
You learned that I'm
not an ax murderer,
427
00:26:49,183 --> 00:26:52,223
and hopefully
comfortable now in my home.
428
00:26:52,256 --> 00:26:54,160
Just talking and getting to
know each other better is
429
00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:56,031
wonderful.
430
00:26:56,064 --> 00:26:58,402
Great, see you soon!
431
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,243
- Hey, there!
- Hey!
432
00:27:02,276 --> 00:27:03,412
- How's it going?
- Good!
433
00:27:03,445 --> 00:27:04,915
Happy Sunday!
434
00:27:04,948 --> 00:27:07,186
- Nice to see you!
- Long time no see!
435
00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:08,923
- Nice and warm.
- It's been a while!
436
00:27:08,956 --> 00:27:10,426
Come on in!
437
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:11,562
- How's it going?
- Good.
438
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,398
Oh! You don't have any
furniture in your living room.
439
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,006
No, but
I'm working on it.
440
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:18,242
Come on in!
Sit!
441
00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:20,246
Okay, I'll follow you.
442
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,718
Age
before beauty, right?
443
00:27:24,053 --> 00:27:25,389
Hi,
how can I help?
444
00:27:25,422 --> 00:27:28,996
List of
celebrity older fathers.
445
00:27:29,932 --> 00:27:32,003
Here's a
summary from Parents,
446
00:27:32,036 --> 00:27:35,009
"13 Celebrity Dads Who
Had Children After 50":
447
00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:36,946
Jeff Goldblum, 62;
448
00:27:36,979 --> 00:27:38,750
Mick Jagger, 73...
449
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,820
- Seventy-fuckin'-three!
450
00:27:40,853 --> 00:27:42,056
Ronnie Wood, 68...
451
00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:43,927
It's the
gift of maturity.
452
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,428
Yeah!
453
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,768
I can agree with
that, definitely!
454
00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:50,205
Some of the
donors that, you know,
455
00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:51,742
you see
what they post,
456
00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:53,913
- I mean, they're just boys.
- Yeah.
457
00:27:53,946 --> 00:27:55,149
I'm a man.
458
00:27:57,186 --> 00:28:02,162
♪delicate pensive music ♪
459
00:28:17,092 --> 00:28:19,464
In society,
there's this idea of
460
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,336
who deserves to be a
mom and who doesn't.
461
00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:28,014
Do I deserve to be a mom?
462
00:28:29,885 --> 00:28:32,123
I have medical
professionals who are saying,
463
00:28:32,156 --> 00:28:34,060
"This really
isn't recommended."
464
00:28:34,093 --> 00:28:36,866
I could die if I
make this choice.
465
00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:45,349
I have determined it is
important enough for me to
466
00:28:45,382 --> 00:28:47,353
take that risk.
467
00:29:03,151 --> 00:29:05,289
What's
the plan if you...
468
00:29:05,322 --> 00:29:07,093
have a baby,
469
00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:11,101
and then the baby's here
but you're not anymore?
470
00:29:11,134 --> 00:29:12,169
In
the perfect world,
471
00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:15,242
I would have a group of
people lined up to...
472
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,179
help me raise
this baby, and then,
473
00:29:17,212 --> 00:29:20,854
if I was to pass away,
continue to raise this baby.
474
00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:22,123
That's something
that I'm, like,
475
00:29:22,156 --> 00:29:24,928
trying to figure out now.
476
00:29:24,961 --> 00:29:28,135
If I was to have a
child and then die,
477
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,039
are you gonna feel
guilty about that?
478
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,844
- Are you gonna feel...
- No.
479
00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:34,548
- I will feel sad...
- Mm-hm.
480
00:29:34,581 --> 00:29:37,085
But I won't feel guilty.
481
00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:13,191
Remember? We did this
when we were adding and
482
00:30:13,224 --> 00:30:14,595
subtracting binomial numbers.
483
00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:15,964
This is the
binomial sequence,
484
00:30:15,997 --> 00:30:17,133
so it's one of
those sequences.
485
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:19,571
It's a geometric sequence
with a common ratio of two,
486
00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:22,443
and everything keeps
on doubling, right?
487
00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:24,615
You wanna pick another
number, one through 30?
488
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:25,583
15?
489
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,417
15?
490
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,388
Now, this is a
question on the exam,
491
00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:30,259
but it may not be
question number 15,
492
00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:32,096
because you know I'm
scrambling it and alternating,
493
00:30:32,129 --> 00:30:33,331
but it's gonna be a question.
494
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,970
What are the chances of having
your first five children be
495
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,005
all boys?
496
00:30:37,038 --> 00:30:38,442
Remember, we're adding
the two numbers above it,
497
00:30:38,475 --> 00:30:41,916
so two plus one is
three, one, four,
498
00:30:41,949 --> 00:30:44,588
six, four, one,
and then, finally,
499
00:30:44,621 --> 00:30:49,330
we'll do one,
five, ten, ten,
500
00:30:49,363 --> 00:30:51,602
five, one.
501
00:30:51,635 --> 00:30:54,107
So what would be the
probability of having your
502
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:57,212
first five
children be all boys?
503
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,352
It'd be one over 32.
504
00:31:00,385 --> 00:31:02,289
Now, I have more
girls than boys,
505
00:31:02,322 --> 00:31:04,360
but my first
five were all boys.
506
00:31:04,393 --> 00:31:07,365
But, of course, I had the
twin girls born this week.
507
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,605
Do you know how
child support works?
508
00:31:09,638 --> 00:31:10,607
No.
509
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,111
Well, let's say
I'm gonna make $100,000,
510
00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:15,115
and then a woman sues
me for child support.
511
00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:18,421
They will get 17
percent of my salary.
512
00:31:18,454 --> 00:31:20,259
So let's say...
513
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:23,298
five women sued, and
that is gonna give us what?
514
00:31:23,331 --> 00:31:25,169
- 39,389.
515
00:31:25,202 --> 00:31:26,972
That's almost by
the poverty line.
516
00:31:27,005 --> 00:31:28,441
39,000 wha?
517
00:31:28,474 --> 00:31:33,484
♪delicate curious music ♪
518
00:31:46,344 --> 00:31:47,480
I've been
married so many times.
519
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:48,983
Every time I get married,
I send them the marriage
520
00:31:49,016 --> 00:31:49,785
certificate.
521
00:31:49,818 --> 00:31:50,920
What, you marry
all these ladies?
522
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:53,391
Eh, sometimes, but they're
all fraudulent marriages.
523
00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:54,459
My last marriage
was in Uganda.
524
00:31:54,493 --> 00:31:56,464
This woman from Singapore,
she gets money from the
525
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:58,301
Singaporean government,
but only if she's married--
526
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,072
they don't respect
her lesbian marriage.
527
00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:01,542
I said, "That's ridiculous;
we'll just get married in
528
00:32:01,575 --> 00:32:04,013
Uganda."
529
00:32:04,046 --> 00:32:05,349
You're an embarrassment.
530
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,685
We could agree on that.
531
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,021
- Oh!
532
00:32:08,054 --> 00:32:09,290
Do you remember Brier?
533
00:32:09,323 --> 00:32:12,029
I hear somebody needed
some papers notarized!
534
00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:13,699
- Hey, how are you?
- Good to see you!
535
00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,404
- How's everything?
- Great to see you.
536
00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:17,473
It's okay, I
don't need a kiss.
537
00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:21,014
You're getting one
anyway, you're so beautiful.
538
00:32:21,047 --> 00:32:23,251
How could I leave you out?
539
00:32:25,255 --> 00:32:27,727
The truth is I know almost
nothing about Ari's life.
540
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,795
It's totally...
541
00:32:28,829 --> 00:32:30,365
I don't know--
where do you sleep at night?
542
00:32:30,398 --> 00:32:31,167
Yeah, right.
543
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,868
Last night, I
slept in Boynton,
544
00:32:31,902 --> 00:32:34,106
then the night before that...
545
00:32:34,139 --> 00:32:36,344
No, but,
like, during the year!
546
00:32:36,377 --> 00:32:38,215
Where did I sleep
the night before that?
547
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,052
This set's good to go.
548
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:42,524
I think you have,
like, four sets in here?
549
00:32:42,557 --> 00:32:45,128
Could you explain what you're
doing with all these papers?
550
00:32:45,161 --> 00:32:48,368
Well, I'm actually notarizing
the paperwork for these
551
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,305
passports, right?
Correct?
552
00:32:50,338 --> 00:32:52,109
Correct, these are
children that were born out of
553
00:32:52,142 --> 00:32:53,445
- the country...
- Out of the country.
554
00:32:53,478 --> 00:32:55,349
And they
wanna be US citizens.
555
00:32:55,382 --> 00:32:57,219
I'm
gonna run out of ink.
556
00:32:57,252 --> 00:32:58,388
- Yeah.
557
00:32:58,421 --> 00:32:59,257
You
liked that one, huh?
558
00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:01,293
She didn't like that one.
559
00:33:01,728 --> 00:33:03,131
So I'm curious:
560
00:33:03,164 --> 00:33:06,103
you don't think any
of this is God's will?
561
00:33:07,439 --> 00:33:09,143
There's a reason
this happening.
562
00:33:09,176 --> 00:33:10,111
If you're a God believer--
563
00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:11,414
I think you
make your own choices.
564
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:12,383
Okay,
but what choices?
565
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:13,451
I mean--
566
00:33:13,485 --> 00:33:14,588
He could've made better
choices, that's for sure.
567
00:33:14,621 --> 00:33:17,259
So there's no destiny?
It's all about choices?
568
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:18,796
Yeah! You could
choose good or bad.
569
00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:21,301
No matter what,
you're looking at this as bad?
570
00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:22,336
Yeah.
571
00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,541
You cannot see one
positive thing out of this?
572
00:33:24,574 --> 00:33:27,246
No, it's not normal!
120 kids?!
573
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:28,081
- It's crazy!
- 130.
574
00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:29,618
What,
King David had that!
575
00:33:29,651 --> 00:33:32,389
King Solomon-- they had
plenty of kids, right?!
576
00:33:32,422 --> 00:33:33,425
Yup.
577
00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:34,360
- King Ari!
- Yeah.
578
00:33:34,393 --> 00:33:37,465
If you would have
kept it to all Jewish...
579
00:33:37,967 --> 00:33:39,403
maybe I could
have understood it.
580
00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:41,174
Okay, what about
the Jewish kids?
581
00:33:41,207 --> 00:33:42,443
Would you be open to
meeting some of them?
582
00:33:42,476 --> 00:33:44,113
Nobody wants to be involved!
583
00:33:44,146 --> 00:33:46,317
That's your
joy in life
584
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:47,821
is that people should be
involved with your kids.
585
00:33:47,854 --> 00:33:50,526
Nobody wants to be
involved with your kids.
586
00:33:50,793 --> 00:33:52,296
Get that through
your head, Ari.
587
00:33:52,329 --> 00:33:53,833
Mm.
588
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:57,774
You made mistakes,
you ruined your life,
589
00:33:57,807 --> 00:34:00,044
and that's your problem!
590
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:24,192
♪ hip-hop music playing ♪
591
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,501
♪mellow curious music ♪
592
00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:30,472
Hey, I am here.
593
00:34:30,506 --> 00:34:31,809
I'm excited
about this process.
594
00:34:31,842 --> 00:34:35,315
Um, I got the soft
cup, have the syringe.
595
00:34:35,348 --> 00:34:37,854
Um, [chuckling] and
yeah, uh, hopefully,
596
00:34:37,887 --> 00:34:41,160
uh, we get a
first-round success.
597
00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:43,231
Uh, just gimme a call back.
598
00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:45,503
Yeah, um...
599
00:34:45,536 --> 00:34:46,839
would have been just
good to let me know,
600
00:34:46,872 --> 00:34:50,345
hey, you're not
gonna come and all.
601
00:34:50,378 --> 00:34:53,184
Um, I am a human, I do
have a life outside of this,
602
00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:54,855
but, um...
603
00:34:54,888 --> 00:34:57,861
Yeah, well, hopefully it's
nothing medical and you're in
604
00:34:57,894 --> 00:34:58,963
good health.
605
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:02,671
Uh, hopefully I'll be
able to help you next month.
606
00:35:02,704 --> 00:35:05,141
Uh, have a good one!
607
00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:22,744
You know I'm just wining
and dining you up for later,
608
00:35:22,777 --> 00:35:23,746
right?
609
00:35:25,649 --> 00:35:27,486
Dinner now, desert later.
610
00:35:28,622 --> 00:35:30,225
I don't know, we can
probably get desert here too,
611
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,697
- but...
612
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,634
Oh, man...
613
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:38,676
Gotta put me in the
books like two months ahead.
614
00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,212
Got you down, coach.
615
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,484
Put me in, coach!
616
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:47,527
Lately, I've been
trying to make more time,
617
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,634
understanding that you're
getting to that 30 mark.
618
00:35:54,373 --> 00:35:56,244
I think I can always
go back to school,
619
00:35:56,277 --> 00:35:59,650
but I can't
always become a mom.
620
00:36:01,621 --> 00:36:04,827
I'm not a spring
chicken anymore, Tyree.
621
00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,704
Hey Alexa,
622
00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:11,441
play babymaking music.
623
00:36:11,474 --> 00:36:16,483
♪smooth electronic R&B ♪
624
00:36:36,525 --> 00:36:38,629
I'm pregnant!
625
00:36:38,662 --> 00:36:39,998
Breathe!
626
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,402
We're gonna have a baby.
627
00:36:42,971 --> 00:36:44,741
I'm having a baby!
628
00:36:44,774 --> 00:36:46,812
I need
to call my mom!
629
00:36:46,845 --> 00:36:48,448
Ooh!
630
00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:49,618
Yes!
631
00:36:50,352 --> 00:36:52,456
I did it, I did it, I did it!
632
00:36:55,863 --> 00:36:57,634
So me and my
fiancée have been trying to
633
00:36:57,667 --> 00:37:00,973
have a baby for two years now,
and we just got the great news
634
00:37:01,006 --> 00:37:04,714
today: she's five
weeks and two days.
635
00:37:18,642 --> 00:37:20,479
I feel like ever
since I was a little girl,
636
00:37:20,513 --> 00:37:23,484
I wanted to
have a family--
637
00:37:25,054 --> 00:37:28,529
have a husband and kids.
638
00:37:32,369 --> 00:37:35,576
I think we would be
great parents together.
639
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,887
Hi, Rachel,
and happy hump day.
640
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,824
How are things with you?
641
00:37:42,857 --> 00:37:45,830
I just saw David Lynch's
Mulholland Drive this weekend.
642
00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:48,067
It was Naomi
Watts' breakout role.
643
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,506
Fascinating movie.
644
00:37:50,539 --> 00:37:51,875
I've actually
never seen that movie.
645
00:37:51,908 --> 00:37:55,015
It's been on my list
of movies to watch.
646
00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:56,350
Movie night?
647
00:37:56,383 --> 00:37:58,054
Let's do it, sweetie.
648
00:37:58,087 --> 00:38:00,760
I have a pretty
nice home theater setup.
649
00:38:00,793 --> 00:38:03,031
5.1 Dolby surround sound.
650
00:38:03,064 --> 00:38:05,869
It would be a
pleasure to entertain you.
651
00:38:07,405 --> 00:38:09,844
Yes,
definitely movie night.
652
00:38:09,877 --> 00:38:11,682
I haven't had a person
to watch movies with in a
653
00:38:11,715 --> 00:38:13,552
long time.
654
00:38:14,053 --> 00:38:17,392
Also, I'm curious
as to why you identify as "bi"
655
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:19,096
when you have only
been with one man.
656
00:38:19,129 --> 00:38:20,600
I find the whole
thing interesting,
657
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,069
yet confusing.
658
00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:23,639
I would love to pick
your brain about what
659
00:38:23,672 --> 00:38:26,077
characteristics and vibe
it would take to move your
660
00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:28,716
valence of attraction
toward the male end of the
661
00:38:28,749 --> 00:38:30,786
spectrum again.
662
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,085
Look at the dog!
663
00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:49,691
Who is that?!
664
00:38:49,724 --> 00:38:51,628
Is that a new voice?
665
00:38:51,661 --> 00:38:54,834
Look at your
little speckled paws!
666
00:38:56,972 --> 00:38:59,476
Do you like classical music?
667
00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:00,311
Yeah.
668
00:39:00,344 --> 00:39:03,484
Do you
wanna go see the KSO?
669
00:39:03,518 --> 00:39:06,524
It's an all-Mozart program.
670
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:10,498
I was gonna buy one
ticket, but I could get two.
671
00:39:10,532 --> 00:39:12,604
Not like a date or anything.
672
00:39:12,637 --> 00:39:13,939
Sure.
673
00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:15,041
Don't hurt yourself.
674
00:39:15,075 --> 00:39:16,143
I'm not
gonna hurt myself!
675
00:39:16,176 --> 00:39:18,715
It's, like, nylon!
676
00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:34,146
Just like that!
677
00:39:34,179 --> 00:39:36,450
Oh my goodness!
678
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,501
It's okay, buddy!
679
00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,514
Goodnight.
680
00:39:54,587 --> 00:39:57,726
Have you
ever done this before?
681
00:39:58,795 --> 00:40:00,800
I don't know.
682
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,704
Have you?
683
00:40:02,737 --> 00:40:05,575
I
want to with you.
684
00:40:48,027 --> 00:40:49,864
Wow, this is a feast!
685
00:40:49,897 --> 00:40:51,868
So do you like
the vodka sauce or no?
686
00:40:51,901 --> 00:40:53,739
Yeah, it's delicious!
687
00:40:53,772 --> 00:40:54,874
Mm!
688
00:40:54,907 --> 00:40:56,010
We have ketchup?
689
00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:57,880
Ew!
Why?!
690
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:58,849
- Mm?
- Mm-hm.
691
00:40:58,882 --> 00:40:59,717
Just to upset you.
692
00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:02,222
We do, but
you're disgusting!
693
00:41:02,255 --> 00:41:03,559
Aiden, what are
you doin', babe?
694
00:41:03,592 --> 00:41:05,796
You have your iPad?
695
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,101
You gotta excuse
me one second,
696
00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:10,740
my son's gonna--
well, á*ourá* son
697
00:41:10,773 --> 00:41:12,209
is probably making
a mess somewhere.
698
00:41:12,242 --> 00:41:14,079
Excuse me for one second.
699
00:41:14,112 --> 00:41:15,950
Aiden, babe, you
can't do this, babe.
700
00:41:15,983 --> 00:41:17,887
No, no, no, babe,
babe, babe, babe...
701
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,856
Babe, you can't.
702
00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:21,227
- Out, now.
- Aiden, yoohoo!
703
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,897
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
704
00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:25,903
He was in the bathroom
playing with the cat's litter.
705
00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:27,038
- Ooh.
- Mm-hm.
706
00:41:27,071 --> 00:41:28,006
You gotta
wash your hands.
707
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,741
- We're gonna take a bath too.
- No!
708
00:41:28,775 --> 00:41:30,746
- Yes.
- Nooo!
709
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:31,882
- Aiden, babe...
- No!
710
00:41:31,915 --> 00:41:32,984
Yes.
711
00:41:33,017 --> 00:41:33,919
Nooo!
712
00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:35,990
- Yes.
- Nooo!
713
00:41:36,023 --> 00:41:37,593
Is he not listening?
714
00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:38,394
Of course
he's not listening.
715
00:41:38,427 --> 00:41:39,931
Do you want me to
discipline him?
716
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,068
- No.
- No, I don't want it.
717
00:41:42,101 --> 00:41:42,803
You cannot
touch the litter!
718
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:45,241
That's where the
cat goes poopy!
719
00:41:45,274 --> 00:41:47,813
Stop touching the
litter and peepee!
720
00:41:50,151 --> 00:41:52,255
Welcome to life
with a toddler!
721
00:41:52,288 --> 00:41:54,827
Oh, Ari, you wouldn't know.
722
00:41:55,963 --> 00:41:56,798
He's so funny!
723
00:41:56,832 --> 00:41:58,902
- Wash your hands.
724
00:41:58,935 --> 00:42:00,940
Aiden, babe,
don't be a little wuss!
725
00:42:00,973 --> 00:42:03,077
Come on, you gotta
wash your hands, babe.
726
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,780
You're fine.
727
00:42:07,787 --> 00:42:09,924
Yeah, it's been too
long since I've been out here.
728
00:42:09,957 --> 00:42:12,630
Yeah, it's been
since, like, April or May.
729
00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:14,634
Did I tell you?
730
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,938
Me and Aiden were at a play
place and he started calling
731
00:42:16,971 --> 00:42:17,873
- other men "Daddy!"
- Oh...
732
00:42:17,906 --> 00:42:20,278
- That was fun!
- Isn't that funny?
733
00:42:20,311 --> 00:42:21,782
Calling all the men
"Daddy" 'cause he gets it
734
00:42:21,815 --> 00:42:22,784
from daycare.
735
00:42:22,817 --> 00:42:24,621
- He sees other people--
- Oh, the other dads are
736
00:42:24,654 --> 00:42:25,823
picking up the
kid from daycare?
737
00:42:25,856 --> 00:42:27,159
And they're going
"Daddy! Daddy!"
738
00:42:27,192 --> 00:42:29,329
- Uh-huh!
- Yeah.
739
00:42:35,676 --> 00:42:37,179
Ari,
where's my child, Ari?
740
00:42:37,212 --> 00:42:38,649
Go check on my child!
741
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:41,186
Please make sure he's
not in the bathroom!
742
00:42:41,688 --> 00:42:45,830
Aww, no, no!
743
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:46,965
No, no, no, no.
744
00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,969
- Eww, stinky, stinky!
- Aiden, come on, babe!
745
00:42:49,002 --> 00:42:50,940
I just gave you a bath!
That's where they poop!
746
00:42:50,973 --> 00:42:52,643
You can't touch
the cat litter.
747
00:42:53,845 --> 00:42:54,614
Aiden, come on.
748
00:42:54,647 --> 00:42:55,950
I gotta put him to bed.
I can't--
749
00:42:55,983 --> 00:42:57,653
Yeah, yeah,
let's put him to bed.
750
00:42:57,686 --> 00:42:58,555
- Shh.
751
00:42:58,588 --> 00:42:59,958
Aiden, babe, we're
going to bed, babe.
752
00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,126
Come on.
753
00:43:01,159 --> 00:43:02,964
- It's time for bed.
- Shh.
754
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:03,999
Good night.
755
00:43:04,032 --> 00:43:05,669
- Put your head down.
- Come on.
756
00:43:05,702 --> 00:43:08,140
Okay, Aiden, it's
time for bed, babe.
757
00:43:08,173 --> 00:43:10,946
- Let's go, it's time for bed.
758
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,916
All right.
759
00:43:13,384 --> 00:43:15,722
Come on, lay down, babe.
760
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:24,840
♪curious pensive music ♪
761
00:43:42,408 --> 00:43:44,246
Are you excited to
see your dad today?
762
00:43:44,279 --> 00:43:45,114
Uh-huh.
763
00:43:45,148 --> 00:43:46,383
When was the last
time you saw Dad?
764
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,385
I don't know.
765
00:43:47,418 --> 00:43:49,056
Miami, maybe?
766
00:43:49,089 --> 00:43:52,062
Are you gonna do a
dance routine for Daddy?
767
00:43:52,095 --> 00:43:53,064
Show me.
768
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:55,234
How about this?
769
00:43:56,103 --> 00:43:57,806
Ooh!
770
00:43:58,608 --> 00:44:00,044
- Ooh, that's nice!
771
00:44:00,077 --> 00:44:01,715
- Hey!
772
00:44:01,748 --> 00:44:03,050
- Hey!
773
00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:05,188
Are you excited
to see Daddy too?
774
00:44:05,221 --> 00:44:08,027
What car do you think
he's gonna drive this time?
775
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,198
'Cause every time he comes,
he's got a different car.
776
00:44:11,768 --> 00:44:12,937
Hey!
777
00:44:12,970 --> 00:44:14,908
Hey, Daddy, yay!
778
00:44:14,941 --> 00:44:18,413
- Hungry!
- Look, it's Daddy!
779
00:44:20,451 --> 00:44:22,155
I have 138 children,
780
00:44:22,188 --> 00:44:23,257
and if I spent a
week with each of them,
781
00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:26,998
then I'd only get to
see them every few years.
782
00:44:29,770 --> 00:44:31,073
I have two, three
birthdays a week;
783
00:44:31,106 --> 00:44:33,912
I should be there
for their birthday!
784
00:44:37,118 --> 00:44:39,089
That's untenable.
785
00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:45,802
You could only be in so
many places at one time.
786
00:44:47,138 --> 00:44:48,107
I'm gonna take a
little nap, all right?
787
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:49,443
A nap?
He has a long-- ahh!
788
00:44:49,476 --> 00:44:51,113
I
keep on doing that.
789
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:55,088
♪mellow curious music ♪
790
00:44:55,121 --> 00:44:57,258
You know, all my
siblings own their own homes.
791
00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:59,329
I'm the only one
who's basically homeless,
792
00:44:59,362 --> 00:45:01,200
- you know?
- You're still not homeless.
793
00:45:01,233 --> 00:45:02,002
I don't believe
you're homeless.
794
00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,137
Of course
I'm not homeless.
795
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:04,239
I have homes in 20 states.
796
00:45:04,272 --> 00:45:07,112
Back in New York, you
don't have your place there?
797
00:45:07,145 --> 00:45:08,982
I sleep with
random kids every night.
798
00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:11,453
I'd rather not spend the money
on rent and use it to be able
799
00:45:11,486 --> 00:45:15,160
to, uh, go visit more kids.
800
00:45:15,996 --> 00:45:19,102
This was the picture
that your mom sent me
801
00:45:19,135 --> 00:45:20,471
when you were born.
802
00:45:20,505 --> 00:45:22,843
It says "Daddy's
little princess."
803
00:45:23,845 --> 00:45:26,216
Hey, hey, hey!
804
00:45:26,249 --> 00:45:28,220
- What the heck?!
805
00:45:28,253 --> 00:45:29,824
Ow.
Are you getting this?
806
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,299
I think every
time I hit a buffet,
807
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,904
I'm eating 'til I'm in pain.
808
00:45:37,706 --> 00:45:40,477
I eat 'til I could
chew but can't swallow.
809
00:45:41,346 --> 00:45:44,485
That's when I
know I have to stop.
810
00:45:45,856 --> 00:45:48,829
I think that's
probably my life--
811
00:45:48,862 --> 00:45:52,068
the life that
I made for myself.
812
00:45:53,237 --> 00:45:54,139
Like, right now, if
you meet a woman that you
813
00:45:54,172 --> 00:45:56,511
- like, would you stop?
- Yeah, of course!
814
00:45:56,544 --> 00:45:58,180
I'm gonna stop without
a woman telling me to
815
00:45:58,213 --> 00:45:59,316
- stop!
- When, Ari?
816
00:45:59,349 --> 00:46:01,186
You keep saying that, but...
817
00:46:01,219 --> 00:46:02,857
you've been
saying it for years!
818
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,159
It'll be like
a phased retirement.
819
00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:05,863
Like, if somebody
wanted a sibling,
820
00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,332
I'm not gonna say no.
821
00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,537
People think it's like an
addiction that I can't stop.
822
00:46:09,570 --> 00:46:11,140
Is it an addiction?
823
00:46:11,173 --> 00:46:12,309
- I mean--
- I think it is.
824
00:46:12,342 --> 00:46:14,179
I think you really just wanna
see how many kids you're
825
00:46:14,212 --> 00:46:15,849
gonna produce.
826
00:46:15,882 --> 00:46:20,892
♪curious music ♪
827
00:46:23,230 --> 00:46:25,100
Yoohoo!
828
00:46:26,904 --> 00:46:28,340
Speedy delivery!
829
00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,905
An addict will
never know they're addicted.
830
00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:45,341
I don't have an
addictive personality.
831
00:46:45,374 --> 00:46:46,544
- What is it?
- I'm not addicted to alcohol,
832
00:46:46,577 --> 00:46:49,282
I'm not addicted to drugs,
I'm not addicted to anything!
833
00:46:49,315 --> 00:46:50,552
People have their own
addictions, though!
834
00:46:50,585 --> 00:46:52,222
I think an addiction
has to be something bad.
835
00:46:52,255 --> 00:46:53,424
An addiction is
just something you wanna keep
836
00:46:53,457 --> 00:46:54,560
doing.
837
00:46:54,593 --> 00:46:56,363
What do you get out of it?
838
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,067
Listen, there's
all different ways to measure
839
00:46:58,100 --> 00:46:59,435
wealth.
840
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:04,079
My bank account would
tell me I'm poor, but...
841
00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:07,151
if you measure
wealth in love and joy...
842
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:10,391
I'm richer than Elon Musk.
843
00:47:44,325 --> 00:47:49,135
♪sparse curious music ♪
844
00:47:53,443 --> 00:47:54,212
- Hi!
- How you doin'?
845
00:47:54,245 --> 00:47:55,616
Hi, Tyree,
I'm Maritza.
846
00:47:55,649 --> 00:47:56,785
Very nice to meet you.
847
00:47:56,818 --> 00:47:57,620
- Tyree, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
848
00:47:57,653 --> 00:47:58,555
Come on in.
849
00:47:58,588 --> 00:48:00,625
- I got my wife Sarah here.
- Hello!
850
00:48:00,992 --> 00:48:01,894
- How you doing?
- Hi! I'm Sarah.
851
00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:03,632
- Tyree.
- Nice to meet you.
852
00:48:03,665 --> 00:48:05,334
Nice to meet you.
853
00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:08,307
I don't
know what happened.
854
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:09,510
One day, I
was pregnant;
855
00:48:09,543 --> 00:48:12,014
the next day, I wasn't.
856
00:48:13,483 --> 00:48:15,188
I mean, you
are aware that it wasn't your
857
00:48:15,221 --> 00:48:17,158
fault, right?
858
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:22,168
I know that's
what you say, Mom,
859
00:48:22,201 --> 00:48:26,176
but just-- I feel
differently about it.
860
00:48:26,209 --> 00:48:28,314
I feel like I just, like...
861
00:48:28,347 --> 00:48:30,519
I had one job.
862
00:48:32,488 --> 00:48:36,463
If your body
can't do its job...
863
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:39,469
because that's the
way you were born,
864
00:48:39,502 --> 00:48:42,676
you don't have any
control over that.
865
00:48:43,210 --> 00:48:45,314
You know, I'm
sure there's a way,
866
00:48:45,347 --> 00:48:48,320
I just-- you just
have to be open...
867
00:48:48,353 --> 00:48:50,358
to try to figure it out.
868
00:48:50,391 --> 00:48:52,261
Right in here.
869
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:54,700
- Thank you.
- Yup.
870
00:48:55,067 --> 00:48:57,305
And then we'll
just be-- be waiting!
871
00:48:57,338 --> 00:48:59,375
- All right, thank you!
- Yup!
872
00:49:02,348 --> 00:49:04,186
He is
going through it with me,
873
00:49:04,219 --> 00:49:05,688
but...
874
00:49:07,058 --> 00:49:09,362
like, not in the same way.
875
00:49:09,395 --> 00:49:12,335
♪tender pensive music ♪
876
00:49:12,368 --> 00:49:14,707
You know how I feel.
877
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:17,579
I-- I don't like
the relationship.
878
00:49:18,548 --> 00:49:23,525
I think that you're building
on an unsolid foundation.
879
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,706
You're in a place where
you don't have a network,
880
00:49:30,739 --> 00:49:33,344
a support system.
881
00:49:33,377 --> 00:49:37,752
Is this the life that
you intended to live?
882
00:49:39,422 --> 00:49:42,061
I don't think
we enjoy inflicting pain on
883
00:49:42,094 --> 00:49:43,731
one another.
884
00:49:44,867 --> 00:49:48,608
I do think it's part of
our relationship, though.
885
00:49:48,641 --> 00:49:51,280
No, so it was already
offered to you as a
886
00:49:51,313 --> 00:49:52,549
contracted employee.
887
00:49:52,582 --> 00:49:55,555
Okay, have you tried
using a different browser?
888
00:49:55,588 --> 00:49:57,760
So if you go to
the left far side,
889
00:49:57,793 --> 00:49:58,728
see where it says "Taxes?"
890
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:02,268
Mm-hm, I think that's--
yeah, that's gonna be,
891
00:50:02,301 --> 00:50:05,542
you know-- gonna
solve all our issues.
892
00:50:05,575 --> 00:50:07,613
Oh, you're too kind.
893
00:50:07,646 --> 00:50:11,319
Alrighty, have a nice day.
894
00:50:11,821 --> 00:50:15,327
There's no way
he could fully understand.
895
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:20,605
Tyree has four children
from other relationships.
896
00:50:21,406 --> 00:50:25,281
That's just gonna
have to be enough...
897
00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:27,819
if I can't have a child.
898
00:50:37,438 --> 00:50:38,641
It is
very complicated.
899
00:50:38,675 --> 00:50:42,583
I told you, just-- just tell
him that you've met somebody!
900
00:50:42,616 --> 00:50:43,518
I don't wanna lie!
901
00:50:43,551 --> 00:50:45,121
Because then I have
to keep up that lie,
902
00:50:45,154 --> 00:50:46,658
and then I feel guilty.
903
00:50:46,691 --> 00:50:49,162
I legitimately enjoy
spending time with him,
904
00:50:49,195 --> 00:50:51,466
I'm just not at all, like,
interested in a romantic
905
00:50:51,499 --> 00:50:52,569
relationship.
906
00:50:52,602 --> 00:50:54,472
You gotta cut that out,
stop staying there so long,
907
00:50:54,506 --> 00:50:55,642
stop watching movies...
908
00:50:55,675 --> 00:50:58,314
I feel bad because it does
sound like I'm coming across
909
00:50:58,347 --> 00:50:59,416
as someone who's...
910
00:50:59,449 --> 00:51:02,155
interested in, you know,
preparing dates together,
911
00:51:02,188 --> 00:51:03,625
when really, I'm like...
912
00:51:03,658 --> 00:51:05,328
"I actually like movies!
913
00:51:05,361 --> 00:51:07,833
Like, let's just hang
out and watch movies!"
914
00:51:07,866 --> 00:51:10,438
And to him, he's, like...
915
00:51:10,471 --> 00:51:12,408
perceiving it as probably
me being interested in, like,
916
00:51:12,441 --> 00:51:14,813
dating!
I don't know...
917
00:51:15,649 --> 00:51:17,820
You can't just,
like, be friendly with someone
918
00:51:17,853 --> 00:51:20,458
without them being
like, "Oh, yeah!
919
00:51:20,491 --> 00:51:21,661
They want me" kind thing.
920
00:51:21,694 --> 00:51:25,368
Especially when the premise
of our relationship is like,
921
00:51:25,401 --> 00:51:26,504
"Oh, hey, I'm gonna
come over to your house.
922
00:51:26,537 --> 00:51:28,508
Can you give me
your semen in a cup?"
923
00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:33,416
We both have to do
sexual things separately.
924
00:51:42,535 --> 00:51:45,474
The process
of conceiving a child is
925
00:51:45,508 --> 00:51:48,380
vulnerable and intimate.
926
00:51:48,413 --> 00:51:51,654
It can be very easy to have
confusion about what that
927
00:51:51,687 --> 00:51:53,557
looks like.
928
00:51:54,225 --> 00:51:55,662
I didn't wanna be
leading you on;
929
00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:59,235
I think that's...
not fair to anyone.
930
00:52:00,538 --> 00:52:02,509
And I value-- I also
value our relationship.
931
00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:04,880
No, I've
never felt that,
932
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,917
being led on.
933
00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:14,700
Okay.
934
00:52:26,590 --> 00:52:29,897
The fantasty about any kind
of relationship is just that:
935
00:52:29,930 --> 00:52:31,768
a fantasy.
936
00:52:31,801 --> 00:52:33,237
You know, I can...
937
00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:36,610
just focus on what
we're here together for.
938
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:42,723
You know, we have a
mission to accomplish.
939
00:52:44,325 --> 00:52:46,798
Just stay focused on that.
940
00:52:46,831 --> 00:52:51,774
♪mellow curious music ♪
941
00:52:53,578 --> 00:52:54,412
She's a nice girl.
942
00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:56,416
She's pretty,
she's attractive,
943
00:52:56,449 --> 00:52:58,420
I'm attracted to her.
944
00:52:58,922 --> 00:53:01,794
She doesn't feel the
same way, end of story.
945
00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:03,798
It's not gonna happen.
946
00:53:06,504 --> 00:53:09,577
It's not going to be,
so I need to just...
947
00:53:09,610 --> 00:53:11,947
move on from that.
948
00:53:12,582 --> 00:53:13,952
It's fine!
949
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:22,603
The age difference
is a fuckin' joke!
950
00:53:30,317 --> 00:53:31,954
I don't feel rejected,
951
00:53:31,987 --> 00:53:35,494
I don't objectively see it
as any kind of rejection--
952
00:53:35,528 --> 00:53:36,964
it's not!
953
00:53:41,507 --> 00:53:44,980
You know, nothing's changed
about our relationship,
954
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:49,556
you know, as donor and
recipient and good friends.
955
00:53:49,857 --> 00:53:52,996
Give her a fuckin' sperm
donation and then go swipe
956
00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:55,869
my card stack on Hinge.
957
00:54:00,512 --> 00:54:02,482
- Hello! Finally!
- Hey, Gabby!
958
00:54:02,516 --> 00:54:03,651
- How are you?
- Yeah, nice to meet you!
959
00:54:03,684 --> 00:54:04,987
Nice to meet you too!
960
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,657
- How are you doin'?
- Good, and you?
961
00:54:06,690 --> 00:54:07,526
Good!
962
00:54:07,559 --> 00:54:09,663
Nice... hat.
963
00:54:09,696 --> 00:54:10,531
- You like it?
- I like it.
964
00:54:10,565 --> 00:54:13,003
I thought
you would like it.
965
00:54:13,036 --> 00:54:14,673
I brought it
special, just for you.
966
00:54:14,706 --> 00:54:16,677
Thank you.
967
00:54:22,722 --> 00:54:24,025
- Baby dust.
- Baby dust.
968
00:54:24,058 --> 00:54:26,697
Thank you so much.
969
00:54:43,564 --> 00:54:45,535
Thinkin' about
smokin' some meat.
970
00:54:45,568 --> 00:54:46,369
You down?
971
00:54:46,402 --> 00:54:48,708
Maybe a little
brisket, little turkey.
972
00:54:48,741 --> 00:54:49,576
I'm down
for some turkey.
973
00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:52,048
- Down for some turkey.
974
00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:53,417
So, um...
975
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:55,054
a situation
popped up, and uh...
976
00:54:55,087 --> 00:54:56,724
Uh-oh.
977
00:54:56,757 --> 00:54:59,062
Something I didn't think
was gonna happen, bro:
978
00:54:59,095 --> 00:55:01,867
um, me getting
a donor child--
979
00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:03,705
like, custody.
980
00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:08,715
Like, somebody
said, "You have no choice?"
981
00:55:08,748 --> 00:55:11,854
Kinda; the
child's in the system.
982
00:55:11,887 --> 00:55:13,056
And, uh...
983
00:55:13,089 --> 00:55:14,425
When you say
"in the system,"
984
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,562
what does that mean?
985
00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:17,733
The child got
taken from the mother.
986
00:55:17,766 --> 00:55:19,570
Oh, snap.
987
00:55:19,603 --> 00:55:21,807
You gotta figure,
988
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,878
like, me and Atash
been trying to have kids
989
00:55:23,911 --> 00:55:24,947
- together...
- Mm-hm.
990
00:55:24,980 --> 00:55:26,182
And this happened.
991
00:55:26,216 --> 00:55:29,422
I think I want the child, but
I think she wants the child
992
00:55:29,455 --> 00:55:30,592
more.
993
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,896
It will most
definitely anchor her...
994
00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:34,098
- Mm-hm.
- And, uh...
995
00:55:34,131 --> 00:55:35,769
I guess only time will tell.
996
00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:36,737
Nice.
997
00:55:36,771 --> 00:55:39,075
Let's get back to work
on this car, homes.
998
00:55:39,108 --> 00:55:41,747
Yeah, I'm about to
go get my scan tool.
999
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:44,653
Recording in progress.
1000
00:55:45,287 --> 00:55:48,427
Let's go ahead
and call Italeigh Miller,
1001
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:51,734
22-1-0-0-6-7 C-J-D-L.
1002
00:55:51,767 --> 00:55:53,738
- I'm Mia, foster mom.
- Okay!
1003
00:55:53,771 --> 00:55:55,909
This is my wife, Chrissy.
1004
00:55:55,942 --> 00:55:57,812
That's Italeigh.
1005
00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:00,451
Hi!
Hi, sweetie!
1006
00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:02,789
She just woke up from a nap.
1007
00:56:02,822 --> 00:56:04,459
And if
anybody else is on Zoom,
1008
00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:07,633
if this isn't your case, can
you just turn off your camera
1009
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:09,803
until we call your case?
1010
00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:12,441
Tyree Kelly,
father of Italeigh.
1011
00:56:12,474 --> 00:56:13,911
Okay!
1012
00:56:13,944 --> 00:56:15,114
Department, you may proceed.
1013
00:56:15,147 --> 00:56:16,149
Yes, Your Honor.
1014
00:56:16,182 --> 00:56:18,788
We are recommending
the goal of reunification
1015
00:56:18,821 --> 00:56:19,656
for Italeigh.
1016
00:56:19,690 --> 00:56:22,128
Mr. Kelly has
submitted to a DNA test,
1017
00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:24,933
and it does indicate
that he is Italeigh's father.
1018
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:27,773
All right, are you
seeking to place, um,
1019
00:56:27,806 --> 00:56:29,475
Italeigh with the father?
1020
00:56:29,509 --> 00:56:30,945
- Yes, Your Honor, yes.
- Yeah, okay,
1021
00:56:30,978 --> 00:56:34,018
I will, um-- yeah, I will
sign an order of paternity.
1022
00:56:34,051 --> 00:56:36,791
All right, so,
congratulations, sir.
1023
00:56:36,824 --> 00:56:37,959
Thank you.
1024
00:56:37,992 --> 00:56:39,797
Okay, September 19th.
1025
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,733
I'll see ya then!
1026
00:56:43,203 --> 00:56:45,140
Fuck.
1027
00:56:45,173 --> 00:56:50,150
♪gentle curious music ♪
1028
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,831
Need a beer after that one.
1029
00:57:18,841 --> 00:57:20,812
I fuckin' hate court.
1030
00:57:20,845 --> 00:57:24,185
I know this isn't, like,
a reality that me and you
1031
00:57:24,218 --> 00:57:26,189
talked about--
1032
00:57:26,222 --> 00:57:29,562
you know, getting
a donor child.
1033
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,834
But...
1034
00:57:31,867 --> 00:57:33,871
what am I supposed to do, let
the little girl stay in the
1035
00:57:33,904 --> 00:57:35,542
system?
1036
00:57:35,575 --> 00:57:37,546
No, you're
doing the right thing,
1037
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,215
but I know it's tough.
1038
00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:42,021
You were in a
similar situation
1039
00:57:42,054 --> 00:57:44,727
in the system as well and...
1040
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,229
I just think
they're gonna, uh...
1041
00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:49,235
obviously do a background
check and stuff like that,
1042
00:57:49,268 --> 00:57:51,874
and most likely, my
past is gonna show.
1043
00:57:51,907 --> 00:57:53,777
Yeah.
1044
00:57:55,046 --> 00:57:57,218
I don't know.
1045
00:57:57,251 --> 00:57:59,556
I'm kinda worried
about that, but I'm like,
1046
00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:02,228
granted, it's 10 years ago.
1047
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:04,733
That's why they
call it your "past."
1048
00:58:04,766 --> 00:58:06,904
I know, like, people, when
they all sit around and--
1049
00:58:06,937 --> 00:58:08,975
and see the charge,
they're like "Oh, shit!
1050
00:58:09,008 --> 00:58:09,910
Child endangerment!
1051
00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:11,012
That's terrible!"
1052
00:58:11,045 --> 00:58:13,751
But, realistically, they
don't know the situation was
1053
00:58:13,784 --> 00:58:14,786
self-defense.
1054
00:58:14,819 --> 00:58:17,626
The only thing they're
gonna see is me attacking
1055
00:58:17,659 --> 00:58:20,063
my teen stepson.
1056
00:58:20,096 --> 00:58:22,835
The whole situation is bad.
1057
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,875
It'll all work out.
1058
00:58:25,908 --> 00:58:26,777
Hopefully.
1059
00:58:26,810 --> 00:58:29,248
Just gotta
trust the process.
1060
00:58:29,281 --> 00:58:31,252
It's hard to
trust the process.
1061
00:58:31,285 --> 00:58:33,891
The process is what
got me into this.
1062
00:58:36,964 --> 00:58:39,836
You're a good person.
1063
00:58:40,972 --> 00:58:43,276
You have to believe in that.
1064
00:58:46,817 --> 00:58:49,288
Not what
strangers think of you,
1065
00:58:49,321 --> 00:58:51,860
but what your
children think of you.
1066
00:58:54,064 --> 00:58:57,773
And I know for a fact
they think the world of you.
1067
00:58:57,806 --> 00:59:02,280
Babe, I'm really lucky
to have you by my side.
1068
00:59:03,818 --> 00:59:05,788
Me too.
1069
00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,885
[electronic chime.
1070
00:59:33,878 --> 00:59:36,049
Your body does all
this fucked up shit so you get
1071
00:59:36,082 --> 00:59:38,019
excited.
1072
00:59:38,721 --> 00:59:41,059
And then you start
tricking your mind,
1073
00:59:41,092 --> 00:59:42,328
you start...
1074
00:59:42,361 --> 00:59:45,334
looking at it long enough and
crossing your eyes and tearing
1075
00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:47,839
apart the pregnancy
test to look for
1076
00:59:47,872 --> 00:59:49,977
that second little line.
1077
00:59:50,010 --> 00:59:51,881
You know how many pregnancy
tests I've torn apart
1078
00:59:51,914 --> 00:59:55,087
thinking, "There's
something there?"
1079
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,224
Just hoping...
1080
00:59:57,592 --> 00:59:59,763
and convincing myself,
and taking pictures,
1081
00:59:59,796 --> 01:00:01,734
and putting different filters
on the pictures to pick on
1082
01:00:01,767 --> 01:00:03,403
something-- pick up on
something that the other
1083
01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,875
picture didn't get.
1084
01:00:05,908 --> 01:00:08,013
And this is why I
don't get my hopes up.
1085
01:00:08,046 --> 01:00:11,920
[whispering] Why can't
there just be a second line?
1086
01:00:24,946 --> 01:00:27,117
Should you
get another donor?
1087
01:00:28,152 --> 01:00:29,055
Uh, do what?
1088
01:00:29,088 --> 01:00:31,760
Should you get another donor?
1089
01:00:32,929 --> 01:00:34,733
- I don't think so.
- I've heard some
people, you know,
1090
01:00:34,766 --> 01:00:36,436
they try and try and
try with the same donor,
1091
01:00:36,469 --> 01:00:38,240
his sperm is good,
her egg's good,
1092
01:00:38,273 --> 01:00:41,881
everything's fine, fine, fine,
but it's just not working.
1093
01:00:41,914 --> 01:00:44,920
And then, the next cycle,
they try somebody else,
1094
01:00:44,953 --> 01:00:46,924
and bam, she's pregnant.
1095
01:00:46,957 --> 01:00:49,896
I think that's
usually a coincidence.
1096
01:00:55,307 --> 01:00:57,979
I wanna jump in the pool.
1097
01:01:47,845 --> 01:01:50,852
I feel guilty; I wanna
make things right with Mommy.
1098
01:01:50,885 --> 01:01:52,187
What's her prognosis, anyway?
1099
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:53,991
- How is she doing?
- I think it's good.
1100
01:01:54,024 --> 01:01:56,095
She's getting good news?
1101
01:01:56,128 --> 01:01:58,333
- That's promising.
- Her-- her...
1102
01:01:58,366 --> 01:02:00,470
markers are
down, which is good.
1103
01:02:00,503 --> 01:02:02,107
Well, I have a
theory that, uh,
1104
01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:05,013
stress and trauma is
what causes cancer.
1105
01:02:05,046 --> 01:02:06,215
Well, I think it does.
1106
01:02:06,248 --> 01:02:08,486
And what stress does Mommy
have in her life except maybe
1107
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,191
the stress that I caused her?
1108
01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,866
Well, anyway, if
it makes you feel better,
1109
01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:16,035
her numbers are good.
1110
01:02:16,068 --> 01:02:17,237
Her numbers are
good, and, what,
1111
01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:18,473
she's doing surgery next?
1112
01:02:18,507 --> 01:02:20,277
Yeah, three chemos.
1113
01:02:20,310 --> 01:02:22,348
She seems to be in
such good spirits, you know?
1114
01:02:22,381 --> 01:02:23,884
She-- yeah, she's happy.
1115
01:02:23,917 --> 01:02:26,388
- I think she's happy, yeah.
- Mm-hm.
1116
01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:30,999
I think-- I don't know.
1117
01:02:31,032 --> 01:02:33,002
Ay yay yay...
1118
01:02:35,073 --> 01:02:38,947
Passover's really
a holiday of redemption.
1119
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:42,121
I don't know how
much time I have left
1120
01:02:42,154 --> 01:02:44,826
to reconcile with my mom.
1121
01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:48,199
I'll be in Hungary this
week; I have twins there.
1122
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:49,903
I'm gonna meet them
for the first time.
1123
01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:53,009
So of course I'll feel bad I'm
not spending Passover with my
1124
01:02:53,042 --> 01:02:54,045
family, but...
1125
01:02:54,078 --> 01:02:56,382
So I'm trying to
understand this:
1126
01:02:56,415 --> 01:03:01,159
you wanna go out,
fertilize, make babies...
1127
01:03:01,192 --> 01:03:04,900
on potentially
the last Passover
1128
01:03:04,933 --> 01:03:06,069
your mother's here.
1129
01:03:06,102 --> 01:03:07,539
The woman I'm
helping in Israel?
1130
01:03:07,572 --> 01:03:08,541
She has no kids.
1131
01:03:08,574 --> 01:03:10,878
I could make this
woman's dreams come true.
1132
01:03:10,911 --> 01:03:14,218
You can make this woman's
dream come true in June when
1133
01:03:14,251 --> 01:03:15,922
she's fertile!
1134
01:03:15,955 --> 01:03:18,426
♪building curious music ♪
1135
01:03:18,459 --> 01:03:20,932
Lemme tell you
something, Ari:
1136
01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:23,603
I lost my mother.
1137
01:03:23,937 --> 01:03:28,547
My biological mother
threw me away twice.
1138
01:03:30,584 --> 01:03:33,089
Now you're asking me
to abandon my children
1139
01:03:33,122 --> 01:03:35,093
to go be with my mother!
1140
01:03:35,126 --> 01:03:37,097
Here, say hi to my mom.
Can you see her?
1141
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,936
I'm not telling
you to abandon anybody;
1142
01:03:39,969 --> 01:03:42,074
you're gonna see them!
1143
01:03:45,346 --> 01:03:47,919
I'm telling you
from my life:
1144
01:03:47,952 --> 01:03:52,160
you don't want one
minute of regret.
1145
01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:55,133
Redemption, bro!
1146
01:04:20,651 --> 01:04:22,421
Oh, going good.
What'd I miss?
1147
01:04:24,324 --> 01:04:27,030
So where do the eligible
bachelorettes hang out?
1148
01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:28,299
Is that the Richmond pool?
1149
01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:29,434
- Am I at the right pool?
1150
01:04:29,468 --> 01:04:31,339
- You've met them all.
- Oh, I've met them all?
1151
01:04:31,372 --> 01:04:33,309
- Oh. [chuckles] Ah...
- Where do you live?
1152
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:44,633
I feel bad I'm missing
Pesach with the family,
1153
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:46,235
- you know?
- Right, that's gonna be fun,
1154
01:04:46,268 --> 01:04:48,373
and then I have
surgery after Pesach.
1155
01:04:48,406 --> 01:04:49,441
It's hard!
1156
01:04:49,475 --> 01:04:51,980
I always have to make a
decision of who do I spend
1157
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,984
time with-- do I go visit
my kids or do I go visit
1158
01:04:54,017 --> 01:04:55,052
my parents?
1159
01:04:55,086 --> 01:04:56,523
It would be nice if I
was able to combine them,
1160
01:04:56,556 --> 01:04:59,061
so that it would
make it easier,
1161
01:04:59,094 --> 01:05:00,698
just with time management.
1162
01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:03,336
If you wanna come,
you're always invited,
1163
01:05:03,369 --> 01:05:06,442
I always love you, but I'm not
interested in your extran--
1164
01:05:06,475 --> 01:05:09,181
your strange family.
1165
01:05:09,214 --> 01:05:11,385
I know it's very hurtful
to you because you love
1166
01:05:11,418 --> 01:05:13,189
everybody's kids.
1167
01:05:13,222 --> 01:05:15,393
It's not the same;
you're not a real father.
1168
01:05:15,426 --> 01:05:18,466
A father is somebody who stays
up nights and then worries
1169
01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:20,303
about the kid
when they're sick.
1170
01:05:20,336 --> 01:05:22,274
- How old are you, 48?
- 47.
1171
01:05:22,307 --> 01:05:23,209
47, excuse me.
1172
01:05:23,242 --> 01:05:25,347
You said you were
gonna be married by 40.
1173
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,050
- I said 40s!
1174
01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,054
- Well, that ship has sailed.
- I'm still 40s!
1175
01:05:29,087 --> 01:05:31,225
Yeah, I'm not so
sure about that.
1176
01:05:31,258 --> 01:05:32,427
Well, if you wanna
have a kid of your own,
1177
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,064
you better hurry up.
1178
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,701
You got married at 19, right?
1179
01:05:35,734 --> 01:05:37,070
No regrets.
1180
01:05:37,103 --> 01:05:38,674
No regrets
getting married young?
1181
01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:40,043
You should have
gotten married at 19;
1182
01:05:40,076 --> 01:05:42,414
you wouldn't have
had all your problems.
1183
01:05:42,447 --> 01:05:43,684
Some people
are like sheep;
1184
01:05:43,717 --> 01:05:45,220
you know, they just do
what the other one does.
1185
01:05:45,253 --> 01:05:47,424
Not so terrible,
you know,
1186
01:05:47,457 --> 01:05:49,228
to make yourself
part of the group!
1187
01:05:49,261 --> 01:05:51,065
I wish you would
have a normal life.
1188
01:05:51,098 --> 01:05:53,236
To have a Jewish lifestyle,
there's something to be said
1189
01:05:53,269 --> 01:05:54,071
for it.
1190
01:05:54,104 --> 01:05:56,275
You don't know
what you're missing.
1191
01:06:34,151 --> 01:06:35,755
I'm sorry I
took a little longer!
1192
01:06:35,788 --> 01:06:36,857
It's okay.
1193
01:06:36,890 --> 01:06:39,194
Hopefully we get
some good news in two weeks!
1194
01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:41,265
Do you know
what we're gonna do today?
1195
01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,503
- No, what are we?
1196
01:06:43,537 --> 01:06:45,273
So we're
gonna go see Italeigh.
1197
01:06:45,306 --> 01:06:46,409
She'll love you.
1198
01:06:46,442 --> 01:06:48,112
All you gotta do
is play with her,
1199
01:06:48,145 --> 01:06:49,616
make her smile and laugh.
1200
01:06:49,649 --> 01:06:52,622
- I can probably do that.
- Yeah.
1201
01:06:52,655 --> 01:06:55,160
I'm going to be
the best big sister to her.
1202
01:06:55,193 --> 01:06:56,295
You're already the
best big sister.
1203
01:06:56,328 --> 01:06:57,363
You're
the best stepmom.
1204
01:06:57,397 --> 01:06:58,433
- Thanks.
- Also, you're my best friend,
1205
01:06:58,466 --> 01:06:59,335
so...
1206
01:06:59,368 --> 01:07:00,437
You're
á*myá* best friend!
1207
01:07:00,470 --> 01:07:01,239
You're á*myá* best friend!
1208
01:07:01,272 --> 01:07:02,074
You're my favorite.
1209
01:07:02,107 --> 01:07:04,512
- Don't tell anybody.
1210
01:07:04,545 --> 01:07:06,315
- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
1211
01:07:06,348 --> 01:07:07,451
You're my favorite stepmom!
1212
01:07:07,484 --> 01:07:08,787
Oh my God!
1213
01:07:08,821 --> 01:07:10,156
Actually,
you're one of my favorite
people.
1214
01:07:10,189 --> 01:07:11,526
You're irreplaceable.
1215
01:07:11,559 --> 01:07:13,463
- Mm...
- You are.
1216
01:07:13,496 --> 01:07:14,131
Yeah.
1217
01:07:15,701 --> 01:07:18,339
Ah, be careful
where you're going!
1218
01:07:26,188 --> 01:07:27,525
Jocelyn.
1219
01:07:27,558 --> 01:07:29,461
Why you acting like that?
1220
01:07:29,494 --> 01:07:31,633
You acting out?
1221
01:07:45,894 --> 01:07:47,497
Come on, baby.
1222
01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:49,636
- Okay.
1223
01:07:49,669 --> 01:07:51,839
We're gonna go over there!
1224
01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:11,345
Italeigh!
1225
01:08:11,378 --> 01:08:13,216
Come on, you
gotta hold my hand.
1226
01:08:13,249 --> 01:08:14,351
Come on.
I know.
1227
01:08:14,384 --> 01:08:15,887
Jocelyn!
1228
01:08:16,556 --> 01:08:18,425
Come here!
1229
01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:20,898
Jocelyn.
1230
01:08:20,931 --> 01:08:21,733
I'm serious.
1231
01:08:21,766 --> 01:08:23,570
What's going on?
1232
01:08:23,904 --> 01:08:26,208
Grab another one!
1233
01:08:26,241 --> 01:08:28,412
Throw it harder!
1234
01:08:29,414 --> 01:08:31,385
Good job, high five!
1235
01:08:31,418 --> 01:08:32,855
Yay!
1236
01:08:32,888 --> 01:08:35,193
How can I make
things better, then?
1237
01:08:35,226 --> 01:08:36,228
Jocelyn!
1238
01:08:36,261 --> 01:08:38,600
Stop walking away.
1239
01:08:38,633 --> 01:08:40,604
Stop it.
1240
01:08:40,637 --> 01:08:42,240
Talk to me!
1241
01:08:42,273 --> 01:08:43,375
Come on!
1242
01:08:47,918 --> 01:08:50,624
You
wanna go for a walk?
1243
01:08:50,657 --> 01:08:52,928
Tyree, come here!
1244
01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:56,570
I sympathize with Jocelyn,
but she's the bigger sister.
1245
01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,741
The attention
needs to be shared,
1246
01:08:58,774 --> 01:09:02,915
and you can't put all the
responsibility onto me.
1247
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:05,888
It's not that I'm
tired of this or anything,
1248
01:09:05,921 --> 01:09:08,292
it's just that
we're a partnership,
1249
01:09:08,325 --> 01:09:10,430
but it's feeling like
I'm taking on, already,
1250
01:09:10,463 --> 01:09:12,434
sole of the responsibility.
1251
01:09:12,467 --> 01:09:14,638
Okay, I'm sorry.
1252
01:09:23,289 --> 01:09:24,458
Jocelyn!
1253
01:09:24,491 --> 01:09:27,598
Can you tell me what's going
on so I can make it better?
1254
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:30,436
It's okay if
you're feeling sad!
1255
01:09:30,971 --> 01:09:34,277
Did you know I have
a younger brother?
1256
01:09:35,079 --> 01:09:37,585
My dad went off,
and he got married,
1257
01:09:37,618 --> 01:09:40,489
and he had another child.
1258
01:09:42,962 --> 01:09:46,603
And it was hard; it was hard
seeing him with my brother!
1259
01:09:46,636 --> 01:09:49,508
But I don't want
that to be for you!
1260
01:09:50,209 --> 01:09:53,983
I wanna make the summertime
a happy time for you.
1261
01:09:54,484 --> 01:09:57,592
But we have to talk about
our feelings, unfortunately.
1262
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,495
And trust me, I don't like
talking about my feelings
1263
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,964
either.
1264
01:10:03,002 --> 01:10:04,839
You wanna go to
Universal Studios tomorrow,
1265
01:10:04,872 --> 01:10:06,976
ride some rides?
1266
01:10:07,778 --> 01:10:10,684
Are you gonna get on
all the scary rides?
1267
01:10:10,951 --> 01:10:12,555
'Cause I'm not.
1268
01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:17,396
Stand over there and take
one with actually you smiling.
1269
01:10:18,499 --> 01:10:20,469
You ready?
Smile!
1270
01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:23,844
- Look how cute you look!
1271
01:10:23,877 --> 01:10:25,013
- Whoa!
1272
01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:26,716
Do you see it?
Look.
1273
01:10:26,749 --> 01:10:28,853
- Okay.
- I know!
1274
01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:33,362
♪quirky curious music ♪
1275
01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,032
Yeah, hello?
1276
01:10:35,567 --> 01:10:37,003
Are you still coming?
1277
01:10:37,036 --> 01:10:38,640
You can't ma-- you...
1278
01:10:38,673 --> 01:10:40,343
Wait a minute,
you can't make it?
1279
01:10:40,376 --> 01:10:41,847
Chickenpox?!
1280
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,984
I saw him two days
ago; he looked fine!
1281
01:10:44,017 --> 01:10:45,320
Emerson!
1282
01:10:45,353 --> 01:10:46,723
- Hey, how are you!
- How are you doing?
1283
01:10:46,756 --> 01:10:48,861
Thanks so much for coming.
1284
01:10:48,894 --> 01:10:50,330
- Thanks--
1285
01:10:50,363 --> 01:10:53,503
Oh, thank you for
coming to my party!
1286
01:10:53,537 --> 01:10:56,375
I'm so happy; I was
waiting for you to come!
1287
01:10:56,408 --> 01:10:59,849
And these bouncy castles are
for you if you wanna jump.
1288
01:11:01,553 --> 01:11:02,755
All right, nice.
1289
01:11:02,788 --> 01:11:04,559
Aw, I'm sorry.
1290
01:11:04,592 --> 01:11:06,563
I'm not giving you
enough attention?
1291
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:09,067
I'm gonna play with
you all day today,
1292
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,372
but I need to go to the
bathroom for a minute,
1293
01:11:11,405 --> 01:11:13,810
and then I'm gonna, uh,
come play with you more,
1294
01:11:13,843 --> 01:11:14,678
okay?
1295
01:11:14,712 --> 01:11:17,450
Guys, I'll be back
in a few minutes!
1296
01:11:18,787 --> 01:11:19,789
Where are
you going, bro?
1297
01:11:19,822 --> 01:11:22,027
Uh, I got someone
ovulating in the next room.
1298
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,897
I'm gonna make a donation.
1299
01:11:23,930 --> 01:11:25,033
Entertain the
kids for a minute.
1300
01:11:25,066 --> 01:11:27,538
I would lock the door.
1301
01:11:27,571 --> 01:11:29,073
Whoa!
1302
01:11:29,575 --> 01:11:32,715
I think I'm gonna need
something to hold onto!
1303
01:11:34,117 --> 01:11:35,721
Oh!
1304
01:11:35,754 --> 01:11:38,660
Whoa!
1305
01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,096
These kids are rough!
1306
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,702
I'm gettin' beat up by kids!
1307
01:11:42,735 --> 01:11:44,438
- Here you go.
- All right.
1308
01:11:44,471 --> 01:11:46,041
Okay.
1309
01:11:46,074 --> 01:11:48,412
♪mellow curious music ♪
1310
01:11:48,445 --> 01:11:49,582
Sure.
1311
01:11:50,817 --> 01:11:51,786
All right,
1312
01:11:51,819 --> 01:11:53,690
now we got a party!
1313
01:11:53,723 --> 01:11:55,694
It's very funny.
1314
01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:58,667
I know Ari since we're kids.
1315
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:01,505
I saw this whole journey.
1316
01:12:02,306 --> 01:12:06,583
I wanna say, Ari,
happy birthday.
1317
01:12:06,616 --> 01:12:09,087
May you have Mazel,
Hatzlachah with Brachos,
1318
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,828
with Simchas, with
Nachas, and 120 years...
1319
01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:15,099
- You're the best!
- With the
families and children.
1320
01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:16,969
Thank you.
1321
01:12:17,938 --> 01:12:19,676
Ari!
1322
01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:22,682
Look at the
beauty you've brought.
1323
01:12:22,715 --> 01:12:24,953
You have more kids than
I could ever imagine,
1324
01:12:24,986 --> 01:12:28,125
and you're a better
father than I'll ever be.
1325
01:12:28,158 --> 01:12:30,965
You gotta keep goin', soldier.
1326
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,969
And good job for
everything you've done,
1327
01:12:33,002 --> 01:12:36,676
because these
kids are amazing.
1328
01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:38,847
And I love you, Ari.
1329
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,985
There is no retirement.
1330
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:47,665
We had a understanding
that you were gonna donate to
1331
01:12:47,698 --> 01:12:49,535
me today; that's why I said,
you know, "Make sure--"
1332
01:12:49,568 --> 01:12:51,840
That was a miscommunication,
because, uh, you said you were
1333
01:12:51,873 --> 01:12:54,646
coming, but you didn't say
that you tested positive.
1334
01:12:54,679 --> 01:12:57,652
I just donated so
recently, so wanna try later?
1335
01:12:57,685 --> 01:13:00,791
What's the
likelihood of, you know...?
1336
01:13:00,824 --> 01:13:02,762
Well, I'm saying there'll
just be a little less,
1337
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,799
- that's all, you know?
- Yeah.
1338
01:13:04,832 --> 01:13:06,870
And then we could either try
later tonight or maybe in the
1339
01:13:06,903 --> 01:13:07,938
morning, come by
for breakfast.
1340
01:13:07,972 --> 01:13:10,476
I really prefer to do it
as many times as possible,
1341
01:13:10,510 --> 01:13:12,515
you know, to
increase the chances.
1342
01:13:12,548 --> 01:13:15,186
Yeah, I know, but
it's only been a few hours,
1343
01:13:15,219 --> 01:13:17,825
so I figure it'd be nice to
give me a little bit of time
1344
01:13:17,858 --> 01:13:18,693
to replenish.
1345
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:19,862
Otherwise, it's a
little extra work.
1346
01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:22,768
But if we try now, we could
also try in the morning as
1347
01:13:22,801 --> 01:13:23,468
- well, you know.
- You know,
1348
01:13:23,502 --> 01:13:25,674
I feel bad because I think...
1349
01:13:25,707 --> 01:13:28,479
I think of some of
those months I missed,
1350
01:13:28,513 --> 01:13:30,751
- if we would have tried...
- I could've been pregnant.
1351
01:13:30,784 --> 01:13:32,153
You could've had your
baby here at this party.
1352
01:13:32,186 --> 01:13:33,890
Yeah, well...
1353
01:13:33,923 --> 01:13:35,828
We would have a one
year old right now...
1354
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:38,667
- Mm.
- If we didn't miscarry.
1355
01:13:43,943 --> 01:13:45,714
All right.
1356
01:13:45,747 --> 01:13:46,850
It make take me a
couple of minutes,
1357
01:13:46,883 --> 01:13:48,786
so don't judge me.
1358
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:50,591
Just wait here,
I'll be right back.
1359
01:13:50,624 --> 01:13:52,694
Let me see if I can get away.
1360
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:54,866
Oh, lickity-split!
1361
01:13:54,899 --> 01:13:56,703
I'm gonna take
care of it quick!
1362
01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,205
- But, uh...
- No!
1363
01:13:58,238 --> 01:14:00,043
- Stand here!
- I'll be right back!
1364
01:14:00,076 --> 01:14:02,614
I'll be right back.
Gimme five minutes!
1365
01:14:39,922 --> 01:14:40,958
Hey, there!
1366
01:14:40,991 --> 01:14:42,628
- Hey, how you doin'?
- Toby!
1367
01:14:42,661 --> 01:14:43,897
- Is this for Skylar?
- Hey, there!
1368
01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:45,968
- Yes, you must be Skylar!
- Okay.
1369
01:14:46,001 --> 01:14:48,105
- Welcome, welcome!
- Thank you!
1370
01:14:48,774 --> 01:14:50,243
Oh my God, that's so crazy.
1371
01:14:50,276 --> 01:14:52,581
'Cause, like, no
one really likes him.
1372
01:14:54,017 --> 01:14:56,255
No, his-- so, okay,
well, here's the tea.
1373
01:14:59,795 --> 01:15:04,838
♪ mellow synthpop playing ♪
1374
01:15:10,082 --> 01:15:12,821
So, how long
have you been bald?
1375
01:15:13,355 --> 01:15:14,291
How long what, Tommy?
1376
01:15:14,324 --> 01:15:15,794
How long have you been bald?
1377
01:15:15,827 --> 01:15:16,863
I mean, have you
always been bald,
1378
01:15:16,896 --> 01:15:18,966
or do you shave it to...?
1379
01:15:28,318 --> 01:15:29,922
- Is this for Rachel?
- It sure is!
1380
01:15:29,955 --> 01:15:32,895
- Okay, that's me.
- Welcome!
1381
01:15:32,928 --> 01:15:34,197
Thanks.
1382
01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:52,100
I have a good friend
that has the same name,
1383
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,302
Rachel.
1384
01:15:53,335 --> 01:15:54,003
Oh, yeah?
1385
01:15:54,037 --> 01:15:55,841
Yeah, she lives in Nashville.
1386
01:15:55,874 --> 01:15:57,678
How long have
you known her for?
1387
01:15:57,711 --> 01:15:59,681
Oh, about a year.
1388
01:16:03,723 --> 01:16:05,994
She has some
medical issues, so...
1389
01:16:06,027 --> 01:16:08,766
I haven't seen
her in a while.
1390
01:16:08,967 --> 01:16:11,138
But I might go to
see her tomorrow.
1391
01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:14,043
- Oh, yeah?
- And I'm
looking forward to that.
1392
01:16:27,036 --> 01:16:29,307
You're gonna
like our friend Steve.
1393
01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:32,013
- No.
1394
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:33,683
Hi, doggy!
1395
01:16:33,716 --> 01:16:35,386
Stop.
1396
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:37,691
Stop.
Hey.
1397
01:16:37,724 --> 01:16:39,862
- This looks pretty cozy.
- He's a friend!
1398
01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:42,100
Wow, the little guy's gotten
big since the last time I
1399
01:16:42,133 --> 01:16:43,368
saw him.
1400
01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:46,341
- How are you doing?
- Good.
1401
01:16:46,374 --> 01:16:47,343
Do you wanna...
1402
01:16:47,376 --> 01:16:48,980
shake my hand or touch me?
1403
01:16:49,013 --> 01:16:50,684
- Good to meet you.
1404
01:16:52,386 --> 01:16:54,825
Can you recap to me,
'cause I'm just curious,
1405
01:16:54,858 --> 01:16:56,996
'cause I can't ever
remember stuff but...
1406
01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:59,034
you have how many babies
now that have been born?
1407
01:16:59,067 --> 01:17:00,102
Five.
1408
01:17:00,136 --> 01:17:02,741
And then do you have
anyone expecting right now?
1409
01:17:02,774 --> 01:17:03,409
Two more.
1410
01:17:03,442 --> 01:17:04,912
Two more expecting!
1411
01:17:04,945 --> 01:17:08,218
Oh my
gosh, this is so cool!
1412
01:17:10,924 --> 01:17:12,761
That's awesome.
1413
01:17:13,395 --> 01:17:15,466
This is the one
from my house that you always
1414
01:17:15,499 --> 01:17:19,073
admire, and so I
wanted you to have it.
1415
01:17:19,407 --> 01:17:22,346
Something to
brighten your spirits.
1416
01:17:28,793 --> 01:17:29,762
Um...
1417
01:17:29,795 --> 01:17:31,766
what do the doctors say?
1418
01:17:31,799 --> 01:17:35,305
Are you going to improve?
1419
01:17:35,774 --> 01:17:38,445
Are you gonna stay the same?
1420
01:17:38,747 --> 01:17:41,285
I got out of the
hospital on Saturday,
1421
01:17:41,318 --> 01:17:43,289
and then, I mean, my doctor
has told me that things are
1422
01:17:43,322 --> 01:17:45,894
gonna start to get
difficult, which I can...
1423
01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,232
definitely already feel.
1424
01:17:48,265 --> 01:17:50,771
There's a big
potential for death,
1425
01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:53,108
and no one wants to die alone.
1426
01:17:53,777 --> 01:17:56,783
I just wanna have
someone that I love...
1427
01:17:56,816 --> 01:18:00,790
holding my hand, just
to be present with me.
1428
01:18:02,093 --> 01:18:04,064
I'll hold your hand...
1429
01:18:04,097 --> 01:18:06,134
if you let me.
1430
01:18:06,468 --> 01:18:09,174
You know you're in
trouble when you...
1431
01:18:09,207 --> 01:18:11,311
when you double your age
and you don't see yourself as
1432
01:18:11,344 --> 01:18:14,150
probably still being around.
1433
01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:17,457
Then you think about it more.
1434
01:18:17,490 --> 01:18:18,793
So...
1435
01:18:18,826 --> 01:18:20,830
- Yeah.
- But...
1436
01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:25,273
You know, during this process,
I've enjoyed hearing about
1437
01:18:25,306 --> 01:18:30,116
your continued success, and
these babies that are just so
1438
01:18:30,149 --> 01:18:33,021
beautiful that look like you.
1439
01:18:33,723 --> 01:18:35,126
But
there's the heartbreak too,
1440
01:18:35,159 --> 01:18:36,495
you know?
1441
01:18:36,529 --> 01:18:38,331
Yeah.
1442
01:18:39,133 --> 01:18:41,271
For, like,
years, I've been like,
1443
01:18:41,304 --> 01:18:43,843
"This is what I want so bad."
1444
01:18:44,044 --> 01:18:46,849
And I felt so
good for the
1445
01:18:46,882 --> 01:18:49,822
eight, nine months
that we tried this.
1446
01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:52,828
I thought we could
make a pretty baby...
1447
01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:54,130
if it worked out.
1448
01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:55,366
We would
have made a pretty baby.
1449
01:18:56,535 --> 01:18:58,840
I think there's multiple...
1450
01:18:58,873 --> 01:19:01,980
alternate universes, and
in one of those universes,
1451
01:19:02,013 --> 01:19:04,350
we have a child...
1452
01:19:05,386 --> 01:19:07,056
living.
1453
01:19:07,891 --> 01:19:12,499
♪tender curious music ♪
1454
01:19:52,581 --> 01:19:54,919
Don't you think
this is a little too soon?
1455
01:19:54,952 --> 01:19:56,288
It's best
to be prepared!
1456
01:19:56,321 --> 01:19:59,060
Like, why do we have
a fire extinguisher?
1457
01:19:59,093 --> 01:20:01,031
Just in case a fire happens.
1458
01:20:23,341 --> 01:20:25,947
You gotta come
around more often, man.
1459
01:20:25,980 --> 01:20:27,584
He be asking for you a lot.
1460
01:20:27,617 --> 01:20:30,089
I know you got a bunch
of kids.
1461
01:20:30,122 --> 01:20:32,326
Yeah, kids
definitely keep you young.
1462
01:20:32,359 --> 01:20:33,963
One or the other:
1463
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:37,102
they're gonna keep you young
or they'll make you old.
1464
01:20:37,971 --> 01:20:39,441
Slap me nine!
1465
01:20:39,474 --> 01:20:41,244
Right on time!
Slap me eight!
1466
01:20:41,277 --> 01:20:42,113
You're too late!
1467
01:20:42,146 --> 01:20:44,919
Love ya!
1468
01:22:11,592 --> 01:22:16,568
♪"This is the
Day" by The The ♪
1469
01:22:38,111 --> 01:22:39,582
♪Well, you didn't
wake this morning ♪
1470
01:22:39,615 --> 01:22:41,519
♪'Cause you didn't go to bed ♪
1471
01:22:41,552 --> 01:22:42,754
♪You were
watching the whites ♪
1472
01:22:42,787 --> 01:22:45,359
♪Of your eyes turn red ♪
1473
01:22:45,392 --> 01:22:48,265
♪The calendar
on your wall ♪
1474
01:22:48,298 --> 01:22:50,069
♪Was ticking ♪
1475
01:22:50,102 --> 01:22:51,371
♪The days off ♪
1476
01:22:51,404 --> 01:22:55,045
♪You've been reading
some old letters ♪
1477
01:22:55,078 --> 01:22:59,053
♪You smile and think
how much you've changed ♪
1478
01:22:59,086 --> 01:23:01,726
♪All the money
in the world ♪
1479
01:23:01,759 --> 01:23:05,600
♪Couldn't buy
back those days ♪
1480
01:23:05,633 --> 01:23:08,372
♪You pull back
the curtains ♪
1481
01:23:08,405 --> 01:23:12,614
♪And the sun
burns into your eyes ♪
1482
01:23:12,647 --> 01:23:15,085
♪This is the day ♪
1483
01:23:15,118 --> 01:23:18,726
♪Your life will
surely change ♪
1484
01:23:19,127 --> 01:23:22,099
♪This is the day ♪
1485
01:23:22,132 --> 01:23:25,773
♪When things
fall into place ♪
1486
01:23:26,274 --> 01:23:28,746
♪This is the day ♪
1487
01:23:28,779 --> 01:23:32,486
♪When things
fall into place ♪