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When did we first meet, Marilyn and me?
First year of college.
She was wild and wonderful.
I was as serious as a heart attack.
She made me laugh until I cried,
and I made her study for her exams.
After graduation, we moved to New York.
We shared a tiny apartment.
Our next door neighbors were Alice,
who was singing in a band downtown,
and Kitty, who planned on saving the world
one plant at a time.
We had crazy adventures,
shared our deepest secrets
and our dreams for the future.
We thought we would be best friends forever.
Goodbye, house.
Are you ready, Mom? Stop! Wait! Let me get it.
Thank you, honey.
Oh, my goodness. Big day, huh?
Oh, a big day.
Oh, boy.
I know.
Wait, are you taking Dad's ashes as your carry-on?
Well, I can't put him in the hold, can I?
I booked him a window seat.
He's going to love that.
Oh, my God.
They did a nice job, didn't they, honey?
It's so perfect for Key West.
Isn't it?
Well, your dad was perfect.
- He was. - He was.
I know how you are about getting to the airport three hours early.
- Okay. - Seatbelts, please.
Rhonda.
Thank you for coming in on such short notice.
Sure. Arthur's done thousands of these things.
Why do you need to replace him?
The truth is, I'm worried about him.
Something's off.
I don't know why it's not working.
I think you should wait, Doctor.
Yeah, I'll take it from here. Thank you, Dr. Ashie.
All right, inject the dye.
There we go.
Look at those arteries.
Can Dr. Vincent please come to Emergency?
Lou, thank you again.
I've seen this happen before.
I mean, even the best surgeons can't slow old age.
Had to tell Arthur it is time for him to retire.
How did he take that?
How are you feeling, Lou?
Oh, fine.
I'm great. I'm great.
I... You know, swimming every other day,
and then I do hot yoga in between.
15,000 steps, I feel strong.
Oh, wow. That sounds like you're really getting in it...
And, you know, for my brain,
I always try to learn a new language every other year.
I'm working on Portuguese right now.
Oh.
That was Italian for "Why do you ask?"
Thanks again.
♪ This song's boring ♪
♪ Good thing you're cute ♪
♪ Okay, I'm out ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
Let's go.
Can we just do one boring the way it was written?
You know what? I feel like I've got a better idea.
Oh, my God, you're such a ham.
- Get in! - Do you see anyone?
Come on!
Hey, Marilyn. How are you, my girl?
Alice, I'm fine!
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry I haven't talked to you in ages.
This move down to Key West, it's been a whirlwind, a whirlwind.
I love that you moved to Key West! What's it like?
Should I move there? I mean...
I feel like I've been stuck in New York.
Although I did go out on tour with Bruno Mars.
I did this thing in Vegas with Gaga for six weeks.
Honey, what is the deal with Vegas?
I don't get it, it's gross.
But you're not gonna believe this...
So how have you been, sweetheart?
Are you tearing it up?
Marilyn?
Hey, Alice, Alice?
Oh, yeah, I was saying...
Well, I'm calling with news.
I'm getting married!
Oh, my God. What? Are you kidding?
We were going to wait until the fall,
but we've decided to push it forward.
Like, next weekend.
- Well... - Yeah, I know. I know.
I know John's only been gone for about six months.
Six months!
Please, six months is a lifetime.
I mean, how long are you supposed to wait?
Oh, my God, Alice, thank you. Thank you.
I knew you would understand.
My daughter thinks I'm rushing into things.
She's refusing to come.
So, do you think... Do you think you'd be able to
- maybe... - Are you kidding me?
Yes, I'm coming, and I'm bringing Kitty.
- Bachelorette party. - Oh, Alice.
Ooh!
The girls are gonna be reunited.
You will? Oh, my goodness. Lou too?
Probably not Lou.
Oh. Oh.
Not Lou. Oh.
Gee, I miss her.
I wish I could just talk to her.
Alice, she was my best friend, and she kicked me to the curb.
I know, honey, but Lou loves you. I know she does.
She just...
You know, she's been busy.
I just wish I could have her back
in my life again.
Oh, well, you're staunch, Alice. Thanks a lot.
All right, can't wait to see you.
- Bye. - You too, beautiful.
Children, come on in here.
Grandy, are you going to hell?
Bobby!
Why would I be going to hell?
And who told you that?
Mommy.
Leslie, would you please make sure you tell Nathan
to be here tomorrow to help me harvest the rest of these buds?
He can't, Ma.
Nathan moved out.
Wait, you're going to tell me
my grandson moved out overnight without telling me?
What's really going on here, Leslie?
And why the hell would you tell my grandbabies I'm going to hell?
They must have overheard me talking to the pastor at church.
So you told the pastor that I was going to hell?
Ma, we need to talk.
Okay, fine.
Let's talk.
Mama, I want to show you this.
My church has a new retirement home
for people over 60.
It says, look, you can age in place.
And why would I want to do that?
That's how people grow old.
My daughter...
wants to put me in an old folks' home.
I mean, can you believe that?
- About Leslie? - Mm-hmm.
I mean, yeah.
Heaven's Gate! More like "Hell on Earth."
Do I look like I need assistance living?
Oh, my God!
- Take a look. - Okay.
Hmm.
Well, it looks fun.
Oh, come on.
Well, it's all pink and blue and Jesus-y.
And you know the real reason she wants me off this farm?
Because she's a bitch.
It's because her mother...
That's you.
...a successful organic cannabis farmer
is an embarrassment to her in front of her church.
Gross.
But, I mean, does this look like a sin to you?
Oh...
I'm telling you,
my gummies...
are a near-religious experience.
Why don't you let me decide?
So, I got news for ya.
I'm gonna need you to pack your bags because
we're going to Key West.
Key West.
Marilyn.
And her wedding.
To the DMV guy, Bradley?
Oh!
And Lou's going with us.
Huh?
Lou.
Oh, come on now.
You know what happened the last time we tried to get those two together?
I'm still scarred.
We got to get the old gang back together
before we're all 500.
- Oh! - There's something that I didn't want to have to tell you.
It's also an intervention.
No.
Yep.
I'm afraid it's bad news.
Marilyn's on TikTok.
Mm-mmm.
Yep.
Tell me she doesn't dance.
Emotionally prepare yourself.
Oh, poor Marilyn.
I know. Really, I mean...
She must have had a complete breakdown
after John died.
I mean...
John's in this one,
so I think she's been doing it for a hot minute.
Look at John's face.
Oh, there it is! That's the move that killed him.
I can't watch this.
I can't watch that. No.
- It's too much. - Oh, my God. I can't. I can't. I can't.
- I can't. - I gotta stop...
- Stop it. - I can't stop laughing.
Kitty!
- Oh, yes. Yes. - We got to do this, right?
- We have got to do this-- - With Lou.
With Lou! Yes.
And how are we going to do this with Lou?
- Well... - Uh-huh.
Now be careful with that.
I'm never careful.
We're going to have to get...
- Uh-huh. - ...creative.
Oh!
Mmm!
I could do four of those.
Girl.
Okay, so you know what you're going to say, right?
You relax. Sit back. Relax.
Leave it to me. I got this, okay?
Okay, who died?
Marilyn died. We have to go to her funeral.
- What? - Marilyn did not die. Alice!
- I'm drunk. - I will handle this.
What do you mean, "handle it"? What?
Kitty has something she wants to say.
Look, I don't have that much time.
I'm on my way to a meeting. Make it fast.
This is my boss, right here. Say hi to Rhonda.
- Hi. - Hi, Rhonda.
Okay, so now, what is it? Shoot.
I know that you are familiar with Ernest Hemingway.
- He's one of my favorite writers. - Well...
At the Hemingway House in beautiful Key West, Florida.
Sure, the polydactyl cats.
I know, I watch them on my cat cam.
This one, Snowball, is like a big deal.
- He was Hemingway's first polydactyl. - Tell me about it.
Amazing.
Anyhoo. Keep going.
Yeah, and I know this is going to sound crazy.
There has been an explosion
- of six-toed cats at the Hemingway House. - Yes.
It's, um... It's...
It's apocalyptic.
Yes, almost at plague levels.
What happened?
- Well... - What did happen?
They tried new food. They tried new food.
- Mm-hmm. - Consequently, they are having a, um...
- Raffle. - Ah.
A cat raffle.
A cat raffle,
and you will never guess what.
- But we submitted... - Yeah. You.
And you won a Hemingway cat.
Hey, do you want a six-toed cat or what?
What?
- No! What! - Yes!
I love six-toed cats.
Yes, but you must be in Key West, Florida
next weekend in order to claim your cat.
Oh.
I can't, I'd have to find someone to watch the girls.
I can't just leave Vivienne and Victoria by themselves for a whole weekend.
Vivienne and Victoria? Are they patients?
- They're her cats. - My cats, yeah.
I love cats.
Yeah?
Just leave me a key and I'll make sure that they're fed.
- Wow. - I can't believe it.
- Can hardly believe it myself. - Wow!
That's a... Let's go!
Quick question.
Are there sniffer dogs at the Key West airport?
Probably. Why?
Mmm, I don't know, I was just... I was just thinking.
- Alice? - Yeah.
Are you smuggling drugs on this plane?
Kitty, I can't believe you would even think that,
but yes, I am.
Took some edibles, a couple of nugs, a vape pen.
It's hardly anything.
- A champagne, please. - And a tiny bit of weed.
It would really hit the spot.
Dementia, she'll be fine.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Where'd you put it?
- Oh, it's in my vagina. - Oh, God!
Hey, hi, guys.
- Hi. - I'm so excited.
- Hi, Lou. - This is the best trip ever.
- There's a cat carrier. - Oh, my God, she's smiling.
Excuse me.
- Is that what that was? - Oh, ho-ho.
I have not seen her that happy since 1982.
Bachelorette party!
I'm sorry.
- It's my weekend. - Hi.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Okay. - Okay...
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't have any space,
and I was hoping nobody was sitting there.
I'll just check... Oh, thank you.
It's empty. Here, Brandon.
Right, well, I'm picking up a cat that I won.
It has, like, between six and seven appendages on each paw.
- That's horrible. - Oh, no, it's fabulous.
Polydactyl cats can always lead a very normal life.
In fact, he has talents because it enables them to jump
and to hold on and cling and also have balance.
So they first came to the East Coast in ships,
into ports and ships, you know.
- Immigrants. - Slaves.
Yeah, slave cat immigrant, yeah, kind of...
I offered her some of my frequent flyer points,
you know, so she could sit up front with us.
But she said no, she's just so stubborn.
She's a woman of the people.
I mean, that would have been my last good deed
before she kills us all when she finds out the truth.
We have to go to the strip club first.
It's a bachelorette party, after all.
- Key lime pie. - Key West key lime pie?
Whoa.
- That's okay. - I'm so sorry.
It's okay. I'm prepared. Don't touch me. I'm prepared.
This is rude. This is rude of us. I am so sorry.
We've been sitting here talking.
I'm Shivani, this is Sheila and Brandon.
Hi.
Hi, guys, well, I'm Dr. Louise Zebarski and...
- Ooh. - Yeah.
- Cute. - Prescription?
No, no, I'm a heart doctor, I don't give drugs.
Oh, get a selfie with all of us.
- Ooh, yes. - You, me and Dr. Zerbini.
- Yes. - Yes!
Okay.
Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Oh, no. Oh, my God, you're gonna smell of beer.
It's okay.
Drink. Drink.
Do you want some of my... I can get it out.
- I mean... - Stop it.
I won a six-toed cat.
Yeah, and these are my best friends,
you know, of my whole life, and they entered me
in a lottery and I won it.
And I have never won anything in my whole life.
I'm so excited.
I'm sure you already know this, but Hemingway's first
six-toed cat was named Snowball.
Maybe Hemingway House is still open.
So can we just go straight there, driver?
- No! No. - No! No.
- Why? - Because your cat,
- your very special cat... - So special.
- ...will not be ready. - Really? Why?
Because...
Yeah?
- They're training it to sit. - That's it!
Wow. Well, I thought they did that naturally.
Well, whatever, I can't wait to meet them.
- Yeah. - Where are we staying, by the way?
Wow. Have we got a surprise for you.
Whoa, how much are we paying for this B&B?
- There she is! - Look at us!
The old gang back together again. Oh, my God!
- Marilyn. - Hi.
Oh, you look absolutely marvelous.
And that hair.
Ooh, even in the back, girl. Looking good.
- I just woke up with it like this. - She's got those hot rollers.
You're damn right I do.
Come here, you.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! Is that you?
Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you came. I'm so glad.
Oh, thank you.
What's that smell?
She, uh... Lou had a little accident on the plane.
What are you talking about?
Oh.
Well, we don't have to talk about that.
You know, it's very common when you get to our age,
especially, you know, if you're a heavy drinker.
I'm not a heavy drinker.
Well, do you do pelvic floor exercises?
No!
That can help with incontinence.
- I'm not incontinent. - Well...
You know what, we don't have to talk about it.
I'll lend you my Kegel ball.
- Okay, come on. Let's go! - No, it's okay.
No! It's okay.
- I'm going to keep it. - Let go, Lou, let go. Come on.
Bradley's making himself scarce so we can have some girl time.
Welcome.
Welcome to my home.
It's a smart house.
Oh, she has a piano,
and a pool.
Oh!
My, my, my, look at this house.
Oh, and this view.
Isn't it glorious?
Oh, look, I have an app on my iPad
so I can make it change colors.
Watch this. Ha-ha.
Oh.
No, that's the fountain.
No, no, no, that's not it either.
Stupid smart house.
- Oh! - Oh, dear.
Oh.
- No! - It's like a theme park around here.
Oh! Oh! I have a surprise for everybody.
Except you, Lou. I didn't know you were coming,
but I'll make it up to you, I will. Come on, girls.
One for you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome, my dear.
- And, one for you. - Oh!
Uh, open your boxes. Oh, oh, wait!
- I'm gonna make a TikTok video out of this. - What?
Okay.
Go ahead, open the box.
Okay.
Read what it says.
Okay.
- Come on, Alice, your turn. - All right.
Read what it says. Read what it says.
Okay.
Aw, that's sweet.
- Oh, out loud? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see. "Will you be my...
"maid?"
- Yes. - What? What did you say?
You silly!
- Not "maid." - No.
Will you be my bridesmaid?
Mmm.
Bridesmaid?
My bridesmaid. Will you be my bridesmaid?
Oh, whee! Yay!
All right. Kitty, can I talk to you for a minute, please?
Go on. Go on. Have a great time.
Oh, I think I need another take on that.
That was... That was too sloppy to post.
Let's do another one.
Let me pick up all the confetti first, though.
Marilyn's getting married?
Yes, and we knew that if we told you, you wouldn't come.
Of course I wouldn't come.
His name is Bradley.
- They met at the DMV two months after John died.-- - Oh!
Two months?
Okay, so she got out there kind of quick.
Yeah, it takes longer to cancel a gym membership.
Look, Lou, Marilyn is not as strong as you are.
- She needs a husband, a partner, somebody. - Girls,
- you forgot your champagne. - Oh.
To me.
- Congratulations, Marilyn. - Aww.
Yay! Yippee!
Kitty, I have the most beautiful room for you. Come see.
- Try to forgive her. - No, don't leave me.
- Hey. - Talk!
Come on, man. Marilyn's getting married.
I mean, we had to get you here somehow.
So does that mean there's no cat?
Define "no cat."
Lou! You are not leaving.
Why should I stay? I don't have any friends here.
You guys lied to me.
You and Marilyn need to talk before it's too late.
No, I don't have anything to talk about. I'm over it, okay?
Then why are you sweating like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs?
Because I'm hot, because I'm wearing polyester underwear,
and lastly, because there's a huge reminder
of how John and Marilyn betrayed me,
hanging over the fucking bed.
Well...
Oh.
What's this?
The Kegel ball that Marilyn left for me.
And what do you do with it?
You shove it up your vagina.
Yes, but does it vibrate?
That I do not know.
Well, that's too bad.
Come on, Lou.
Please don't go.
We need this.
We all need to reconnect
and create new memories together. Please?
Look, I will switch pictures with you.
I just have kissing dolphins above my bed.
Wow.
- Girls. Hey, girls. You settling in okay? - Shh.
Girls, we don't want to be late.
For what?
Oh, got another surprise for you.
I don't want to give it away.
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe you're here.
I'm so happy.
Oh, my darlings. Oh, my goodness me.
Oh, and Lou. Lou, thank you so much for coming.
It's been such a long time.
- We used to be so close. - Yes.
How did we drift apart?
It makes no sense. It's a mystery.
- Not really. - Really?
No.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm really sorry, I totally forgot that was there.
Well, don't worry, we're just going to swap pictures.
Oh, thank God, crisis averted.
Okay, all right, now. Here you go, darling.
This is fantastic. Don't forget to use it tonight, okay?
Thank you so much.
You're so welcome. See you in a bit.
Mmm. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, um...
Ooh, Kitty,
it's your darling little daughter Leslie calling.
Oh, God.
- Should I get it? - Absolutely not.
- No? - No!
You know how she disapproves of your slutty lifestyle.
Oh, thank you.
- She swears you're going to hell. - I am.
And that is why I have told her
that I am going on a Christian woman's yoga retreat, with Lou.
I'm an atheist. She bought that?
I don't know, I wrote her a note and then I left.
Hey, girls, get out your handkerchiefs, I'm coming out.
Lou, grab my phone. I want to make a video.
- Lou, grab my phone. - Okay.
Okay, give me a medium shot.
- We'll do the wide shot later. - Okay. Okay.
And action!
All right. I got it.
Yes, people. All of you out there at Worldwide TikTok,
you got the big reveal.
My girls.
Oh, I love you...
Oh, my God, my girls, you are the greatest.
So I forgot to tell you.
There's a little dance we're going to do at the reception.
All of us. Oh, it's really easy.
Watch this. Okay.
Right, right, left, left.
Jump! Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
Feel your body, feel your body, feel your body.
Gangsta arms, gangsta arms, gangsta arms, gangsta arms!
Jump that body.
Jump! Jump!
And finito.
- What do you think? - Oh, fun.
Well, it's for my TikTok! Everybody on there dances.
How many followers do you have?
Oh, a few, but I get more every single day.
I thought you didn't like technology.
Well, then TikTok came along.
I tell you, it is wonderful for women our age.
Now, to the more important question.
- What do you think of the dress? - Oh!
- It's wonderful, Marilyn. - Kitty, thank you.
You look like a fluffy Cinderella.,
You don't think it's too much?
You're getting married for the second time in 48 years.
- You can do whatever you want. - Yes.
Lou, what do you think?
I think you should stay away from an open flame.
That's priceless.
Ah, same old Lou.
Well, you know, I didn't get to wear a proper wedding dress the very first time.
John and I eloped, remember?
Lou!
- I'm going to the bathroom. - Lou.
- Okay. Flowers. - Try the flowers.
- There you go. - Oh, God, what have I done?
You look good, girl.
- Yeah. - You think I hurt her?
Oh, dear. I did it again.
Hail Satan!
Mom! Oh, my goodness!
Taxi!
- Whoa! Watch out! - Oh!
Oh, my God, I am so sorry. Can you move your ankle?
- Yeah. - I think you're bleeding.
What about your elbow? Is your elbow okay?
Oh, my God, your heart is pounding.
Oh.
Uh...
Are you... Uh... Are you hurt?
Just my pride.
I'm Ted.
Oh, Louise... Lou!
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, well, maybe not so much.
So many chickens.
Why all the chickens?
Well, it's Key West here. They're everywhere.
I have no idea why.
But this one...
Ooh.
- Well, he's gorgeous. - Wow.
- He is so handsome. - Yeah.
Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness.
Oh. Yes, bye!
Oh!
Hey! Somebody stop that kid! He stole my bike!
I can't believe that guy!
Crime doesn't pay.
- It's Dr. Zebeki! - Yeah, we know her.
- Oh, my God. - We know her. That's our friend.
That was amazing.
I don't know what to say.
I don't either.
I... Yeah, I've never used that weapon before.
So are you local or...
No, I'm visiting a friend.
Well, I... I owe you. Um...
This is my bar, Old Brute. Stop by anytime.
Anything you want, on the house.
- Thanks so much. - Yeah, sure.
Old Brute?
Hemingway.
Ernest Hemingway's nickname. It's Key West.
It's all about Hemingway down here.
Yeah.
Well, thank you, Lou.
- Ted. - Stop by.
- Okay. - Okay.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
- Lou, right? - Yes.
Lou, what were you doing outside?
I was just breathing the air.
Kitty and Alice are getting changed...
Wow, look at you. Are you okay?
Your face is bright red and your neck is all sweaty.
You're not having a stroke, are you?
No. No, I'm just excited.
- Huh? - I used your Kegel ball.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
- When? - Just now, outside.
- Outside? On Duval Street? - Yeah.
- And a lot of people applauded. - Huh?
And I think someone might have even been videotaping me.
Oh, my word. I don't know what to say.
Oh, my God.
Well, do you feel like it gave you a little strength in your...
Well, it definitely...
improved my aim.
Wow, that conjures up such a vision.
Yes, it's Mama.
Put her... Put her closer to the phone.
- Sweetie? - Okay.
Yes, over here. That's right.
Don't you start getting aggressive just 'cause I'm not there.
Okay, honey. That's...
Aren't they sad, Rhonda? Are they really sad?
- Oh, no. - They're good? Are they eating?
- Oh, hi, Victoria. - Lou?
That's it. Okay, I'll see you guys...
- Lou? - Oh.
All right, bye.
Come in.
Are you happy for me, Lou?
Yep.
You haven't once asked me about Bradley.
Who?
Bradley, my fiance.
The man I'm marrying on Friday.
Oh, Bradley. Right.
Okay, um, so...
How long were you guys going out before he asked you to marry him?
Oh, well...
He didn't really ask me.
Um...
We were out to dinner one night,
and we were talking about our spouses,
and we were talking about marriage
and how strange it is not to be married anymore,
and how lonely...
And I don't know, the wine was flowing, the music was playing,
and we just decided to hold hands and jump into the unknown.
Okay.
- Okay? - Yeah, okay.
- What does that mean? - It means...
okay. It means okay.
Okay? Huh. It must mean something.
No, it doesn't mean something else.
It means okay, and it means, you know, I'm tired,
and I just... I have to get ready for bed.
Okay. All right, you get ready for bed,
and I will see you tomorrow for a big, big day.
Big day? What big day?
Welcome to Key West.
Duval Street.
We're in the South.
Chickens!
Sloppy Joes!
More chickens!
Tourists!
Bachelorettes behaving badly.
Oh, my goodness, what a great town.
I say cheers.
Cheers. Thank you, thank you.
Beer, mimosas? Get you anything else?
You know, your phone number?
Okay.
He could be your grandson.
- Yeah. - Heck, he could be my grandson.
- Have a great wedding. - Oh, yeah.
Speaking of grandsons,
have you seen Nathan's Instagram lately?
I do not have time for social media.
Okay. Yeah.
But do you remember when he was little?
You used to change his diapers,
and he had that cute little birthmark on his butt.
The shape of a seahorse.
- Yeah. - Mmm.
- He still has it. - Say what?
Oh, my God, it's her, the doctor.
- Doctor! - Doctor!
Dr. Zabusi!
- Do you know those people? - Yes, Louise!
- Yeah. - You do?
Louise, I know you hear me, girl.
I met them on the plane.
- We love you, Lou! - Hey, Lou-Lou!
- Are they patients of yours? - No.
So where do you want my digits, girl?
Do your worst.
Okay.
Oh...
Those are my favorite numbers.
It's my daughter calling again.
Yes. Okay.
- What am I going to do? - Ew, don't answer it.
That poor girl. I am worried about her.
I don't feel sorry for her at all.
Didn't she join some weird church after her divorce?
Church. Cult. I don't know, but you know,
loss of love, lack of love,
makes some of us do some crazy things.
But they say, time heals all wounds.
I think it depends on the size of the wound, don't you?
- Ooh! - Hi!
Here we are.
- Hi, Ernie. - Marilyn, great to see you.
Look at you, the blushing bride.
My girls are so excited, they've never done this before.
- I'm not doing it. - What?
- Grab yourself a life jacket. - Why?
Because I get... I get seasick.
Seasick?
Well, have I got a sea sickness cure for you.
All-American chocolate.
I didn't know that you could use chocolate for seasickness.
I cannot believe you didn't know that.
My God. And you call yourself a doctor?
You look good in that color, hon.
- Thank you, darling. - So welcome.
- Thank you. - And we're off to the races.
- Yes! - There you go...
Oh.
Okay, hold on tight, ladies.
I don't think you should be doing this.
And up you go!
Throttle up, Steven.
Hey, Ernie!
What's shaking, baby?
How about you, Louise? Want to go up next?
No. No, thanks. I'm good.
I'm just going to pick a spot
on the horizon right here.
And just stare. Look at...
Whoa. Steady there.
Oh! Oh, whoops.
I think you better sit down.
I'm so sorry. Yeah.
Wow!
♪ I can see clearly now the rain has gone ♪
♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪
♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪
♪ It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
No need to lie on the deck, young lady.
Uh, well...
Oh.
"He no longer dreamed of storms, nor of women,
"nor of great occurrences, nor of great fish,
"nor fights, nor contests of strength,
"nor of his wife.
"He only dreamed of places now.
"And of the lions on the beach."
"They played like young cats in the dusk...
"...and he loved them."
Wow.
Page 97. I know it by heart.
- Lean in. I need to get this picture. - Wow!
Isn't this fantastic?
We really are high up here.
I feel so free, not a care in the world.
Honey, you always like that.
I think those chocolates are not helping.
Feeling queasy? These gummies should help.
But don't take too many.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
No, I'm a doctor.
And I'm a doctor.
No, you're Captain Ernie, and I'm the doctor.
And I'm also a doctor.
No. Then I'm also a Captain.
Are you really a doctor?
So, what are you doing on the boat?
Are you like a... Are you like a dolphin doctor?
No.
- I'm a regular doctor. - Really?
This is my weekend gig.
Monday to Friday, I'm in the medical center.
But when I retire, I plan to do this full-time.
Don't overdo it, Louise.
Let me get you some ginger ale, okay?
Mmm.
I'm back.
I'm rested and relaxed and ready to go!
Louise! But I've already replaced you.
What?
Someone younger and more dexterous.
Snowball?
With his six-digit paws,
Dr. Snowball can handle two patients simultaneously.
No!
Give me that scalpel, that's mine. That's mine!
You don't have any right!
That's my scalpel. Give it to me.
You can't take my job!
Whoa!
What's happening? Are they bringing us in already?
I paid for the full half hour.
Wait, is that Lou?
What the hell is she doing?
No, Louise! Louise, stop! Louise!
Are they releasing the towline?
No, don't be silly, she'd never do a thing like that. Whoa!
Oh, no!
She hasn't forgiven me for anything!
Hang on! We're coming.
Friends!
What's that?
They're out of control!
- They're coming right for us! - Mommy!
Ow! Ow, my ass!
Oh, my God! Is everybody okay?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh!
I shot the whole thing.
Oh, my God. Can I stand?
- Hi. - We squished you.
It was a bit of a surprise.
Are you okay?
Oh, my God! We see you people everywhere.
Are you following us?
This is gonna go viral. I know it is.
Oh, my God, that was fantastic.
Oh, my neck!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
Are you all right?
Oh, my God, are you okay?
Get away, you! You tried to kill me.
No. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
You know, I was reaching for the towline
because I thought it was a scalpel.
God, why would you think the towline was a scalpel?
I... I... I...
It wasn't Louise's fault, it was mine.
It was a gummy bear.
Yeah, well, I think it was the chocolate.
Chocolates, gummy bears, what the hell are you two talking about?
They were special gummy bears.
Very special chocolate.
Special chocolate? Special?
Special!
You mean?
Are you saying that Lou is high?
No. No, I'm not. I'm not baked.
I mean...
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
You are. You are baked!
That is unbelievable.
There we have sober, sensible, upright Dr. Louise Zebarski.
She's hammered, blitzed, high, fucked up!
Oh, that's classic. Classic!
Lou! Lou!
We love you, Dr. Zabubi!
Stop laughing at me!
You've been laughing at me all weekend.
- No we haven't. - Nobody is laughing at you.
And I'm not a joke.
I'm a serious person and I'm a great surgeon,
and who's at the top of her cat!
Game!
All right, fine! I am high, I'm high.
But why am I the only adult in this group?
Kitty, you should be ashamed of yourself, drugging someone without their knowledge.
- Me? - Yes.
I did not give you drugs.
And you! You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm talking to you, Alice.
Going all around town making goo-goo eyes at anything with a penis,
like some kind of post-menopausal wolf in heat.
Lou!
And you, you are the most embarrassing of them all,
you know, just constantly filming yourself
and risking our lives. For what?
So that you can be relevant on TankTop... TicTacToe... whatever.
TikTok!
I don't care what it's called. Marilyn, for God's sake...
You're not young anymore. I'm not young anymore.
But, so what?
I mean, just...
act your age.
I refuse to make any adjustment whatsoever to aging.
Don't you quote Joan Didion to me.
Who's Joan Didion?
Oh, my God, who's Joan Didion?
Do you ever read a book? Do you know anything?
I mean, does anything matter?
Did anything exist before you existed?
You're just in some kind of little bubble, and all of this doesn't matter.
Well, it matters to a lot of people.
It matters. They matter, I matter.
I matter.
You know what?
Okay, you guys should just go on
and just keep making fools of yourself, but...
I'm done.
What can I get you?
Coffee. Strong coffee. I really need coffee.
Louise?
- Hi. - Oh.
Hi.
Ted.
Yeah, I remember. I... I remember. Uh, this is your place.
I didn't... I didn't realize that.
So, um...
Are you from here? Did you grow up here?
I... I needed a change when I retired,
and, um, I bought this place
and do some pro bono work for the Everglades,
so it's really nice.
- Restart. - Yeah.
So when I said you could have anything on the house,
I didn't mean coffee.
This just came in from Sonoma.
Can you tell me if it's special?
Sure. Yeah.
Yes!
All right.
These are for Marilyn and Shivani.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Because they are the ecstatic brides.
Miss Kitty, these are so you.
Ooh. Okay,
now, what is so me, and what am I wearing?
A little bit of this.
- Yes! - Ha!
No!
Ah!
Oh, my God, I haven't had this much fun since 1982.
Can I ask you girl bosses something?
Why was Lou so mad at you?
No comment. No comment.
- Oh, God, killed my vibe. - Okay.
Kitty! No!
- Oh! Shh! Shh! - Kitty.
- No! No! - No!
See? Hey! Ah!
No! Kitty, don't.
Shh. I'm gonna talk, 'cause you see, that's just what we do.
We just never talk about our feelings
and just bury them under a pile of emotions, and then we...
Go on, then. Go on. Tell them how I ruined Lou's life.
All right, I will.
So, back in the day, Marilyn and Lou,
they shared an apartment together,
because those two... Ooh. They had been besties since college.
Then one day, I was power-walking in the park
and these two jocks came barreling towards me.
I mean, they would have flattened me, but this big guy
just scooped me up and saved me.
How very chivalrous.
Yeah, and he was really cute.
So, we started going out,
and I made a plan to have all of us go to one of those
three-day music festivals.
And then at the last minute, I couldn't go...
because I had a double shift at my hospital
where I was a resident.
And so, we went without her, and there was John...
without Lou.
And then guess who showed up?
Looking fit and fabulous,
and totally fine.
With her blouse unbuttoned
all the way down to there.
No bra! Braless!
- I flashed my tits. - Braless.
- You did what? - I flashed my tits!
Yes, queen!
Yes, she did!
And John, well, John had never seen anything quite like that.
I couldn't cook, I couldn't make a bed,
- but I could break a bed. - Ooh!
Go, Marilyn!
And just like that...
I was out of the picture.
You stole her man?
Well, I didn't know they were dating exclusively.
- Oh, yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
- Oh, yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
- Well, once you found out, you backed off, right? - Well...
Girl, have you never heard of "bitches before bros"?
What do you mean?
I thought it was "hoes before bros"?
Not no more.
Oh, I liked "hoes."
And then just six months later, they got married.
Well, it really hurt me, I mean, I...
And I'm... angry, and...
Yeah, I was really hurt.
- You was dead wrong, though. - No, I wasn't!
It was 48 years.
He was the love of my life for 48 years, and that counts for something.
Mm-hmm. Yes.
All right, party people, are you ready for a special treat?
Well, let's give a warm welcome
to our very own masked crusader...
Zorro!
Oh, my favorite move.
Ooh.
- Okay. - Yes!
Maybe it's a good thing Lou isn't here.
- He picked you. - No. He's coming for you.
- No, he is not. - Yeah.
He better not try!
- Yes. - You did not! You bitches!
Marilyn! Marilyn! Marilyn!
Yes!
Get ya groove back, baby.
I... I can't.
I love it!
This is the greatest night of my life.
Nathan!
Grandy?
- What? Nathan? - Nathan!
Sweetheart, are you okay?
- You poor baby. - I'm okay.
- Is anything broken? - I'm fine! Really.
Okay.
- Grandy? - Yes.
What are you doing here?
I'm at a bachelorette party.
We're the bridesmaids.
You mean the old maids.
Excuse me, y'all.
Can you just keep it down, please?
- Sorry. - We're embarrassing him.
Nathan, I need you to tell me
what's really going on between you and your mother.
You move out without even saying goodbye.
You know I can't run the business without you,
and those gummies are a hit.
- I came out. - Of what?
Out as being gay, Grandy.
And Mom kicked me out of the house,
and she told me I was going to hell.
Oh, not you too. Sweetheart!
Your mother is just going through something.
Her divorce, that crazy church of hers.
You heard me right, Grandy?
I'm gay.
Sweetheart, I've known that since you were five years old.
The only person that didn't know it is your mother.
Nathan...
I love you. I love you just the way you are,
which is perfect.
Bring it in, baby.
- Ooh. - I love you.
I love you.
Look at you. I mean, who couldn't love all of that?
- Mwah! - Okay.
Hey, Nathan, if we want free alcohol, where would we go?
Alice!
I think I might know a place.
These people must be loaded.
Honey, don't you think it's a little tacky
crashing these people's party like this?
No! Just look connected. We do it all the time.
Maybe we should send Lou a pin?
In case she forgives us.
- Would you like a drink? - Honey, I already did it.
Girl, you are the bomb, you're the best.
Take your drink, everybody.
Ooh, let me have one of those.
I wish I could stop being angry, but...
You know, I mean, we get to a certain age and we're...
We're so sure we got it all figured out.
But the truth is,
we can be just as dumb as when we were kids.
Whoa. Are you saying that...
that I'm wrong?
I'm... Well, I'm saying...
This is one of your oldest and dearest friends, right?
Yeah.
Open your heart.
Life's too short. Don't hold grudges.
Oh.
Excuse me.
Those are my friends.
They're looking for me.
I'm going to go find them.
Thank you.
What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong.
It's only loneliness.
But all your friends are here.
Except for Lou.
Do you feel bad about stealing Lou's man?
Oh, God.
I didn't steal Lou's man.
We fell in love, and now he's gone.
But you found someone new.
You're so lucky, Marilyn.
Oh, Shivani, I love your attitude.
Thank you. Thank you.
♪ You hang onto what's familiar... ♪
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for Mr. Michael Bolton.
♪ But don't you worry about these changes ♪
♪ You're gonna branch out instead ♪
♪ 'Cause you've got one life, baby ♪
♪ So live it with your heart and soul ♪
♪ Yeah, you've got one life, baby ♪
♪ It's time to let the good times roll ♪
♪ Put your mind on what's ahead ♪
♪ Get a fresh point of view ♪
♪ Don't be thinking that it's over ♪
♪ It's just the start of something new ♪
It can't be. Alice, is that you?
Come up here, sing with me.
Hi. So great to see you again.
♪ 'Cause you've got one life, baby ♪
♪ So live it with your heart and soul ♪
♪ Yeah, you've got one life, baby ♪
♪ It's time to let the good times roll ♪
♪ Put your mind on what's ahead ♪
♪ Get a fresh point of view ♪
♪ Don't be thinking that it's over ♪
♪ It's just the start of something new ♪
♪ Just the start of something new ♪
♪ Something new ♪
♪ The start of something new ♪
♪ Something new ♪
♪ Just the start of something new ♪
- ♪ The start of something new ♪ - ♪ The start of something new ♪
Whew.
Alice, are you okay?
Alice has just passed out. Is there a doctor in the house?
Me! I'm a doctor.
Oh, God. I always wanted to say that.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It's Dr. Zabibi! It's the cat doctor.
Go, Dr. Lou!
Don't worry, she'll be all right.
She has a history of very low blood pressure.
Is she okay?
Um, honey? Alice. Alice?
- What the hell? Jesus! - Oh, there she is.
- You fainted. - Oh, no.
It's okay. Does anybody have
like, an orange juice or a shot of tequila or both?
There you go.
Wow!
Oh, thanks.
I'm fine. You know about my condition.
You did it.
Give it up for Lou!
Oh, yeah. I couldn't ask for a better friend than Louise Zebarski.
Louise, it's Rhonda.
Look, I found this online. Is this really you?
A stolen bike,
an injured man in distress.
Is there a girl boss in the Keys?
Yes!
Our good friend, Dr. Louise Zhivago saves the day with her sex toy. Ow!
Dr. Love.
Yeah.
Lou, I wanted to show you this.
Over the years,
John became a remarkable photographer.
I mean, it was just a hobby, but he had so much talent.
He was getting ready to publish this when he got sick.
His favorite images.
Wow.
- Beautiful, right? - Very.
Oh, my God, I remember when he took that.
- Isn't that fantastic? - Yes.
And you haven't changed at all.
- Oh, please. - No.
Wow, we were something, weren't we?
Weren't we.
Hmm.
What happened to that girl?
Well...
time is a thief.
You know, John talked a lot about you at the end.
How principled you were, and how ethical
and how he admired your... your pilgrim soul.
I should have gone to see him.
I was afraid.
Hey, you know, I want to say I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have been so judgmental about you getting re-married.
If you found someone
that you want to share your life with, I'm really happy for you.
I'm so happy to hear that.
You're going to love Bradley. You're going to love him.
He's sweet, he's kind, he's wise, he's handsome.
He's a self-made man.
You're going to meet him tonight.
- What? - Because guess where I'm taking you?
Where?
- I'm not going to tell you. - Oh, tell me.
- It's another surprise. - Oh, come on, you are such a bitch.
That's right, some things never change.
Okay now, shut your eyes. Shut your eyes.
- Don't look. - All right. Okay.
- All right. - We're walking up the steps.
- Okay. - Okay. Go up, up, up.
- Okay. - There you go, all right.
Okay. Keep your eyes closed.
They're closed!
All right.
Surprise!
Hemingway House!
Oh, I knew you were desperate to see those mutant cats.
It's Hemingway House! Home to 60 mutant cats.
Six-toed cats. We got seven-toed cats.
Some even call them Polydactyl.
Not me, however.
Not freakish. Fantastic!
Just look at that guy.
Invented by Ernest Hemingway.
Lou is his biggest fan, and she's found her soulmate.
She's in pussy heaven.
Even Kitty is on board.
Ooh, they're just so beautiful.
Six toes are all the rage, the cat's meow.
Hello, welcome to Hemingway House.
Hi, reservation for Marilyn Adams.
- Party of five. - Let me take a look.
Oh.
So Hemingway lived here from 1931 to '39.
He wrote The Snows of Kilimanjaro
and To Have and Have Not right here.
We can wait in the bar until Bradley arrives.
Ooh, the bar. --The bar.
- Thank you. - Twist my arm.
You know what, ladies?
I'm just going to go look around and see if Bradley's arrived yet, okay?
Four mojitos, please.
I think you have to call him and invite him over. Ted.
That's way too forward.
- What? - What is it, 1902?
Come on, text him.
I'd rather have just, you know, a conversation.
- Oh, I like that. - Oh, my God. No.
I still think a phone is for a real conversation.
- There you go, thank you. - Yes.
What planet are we on? Give me your phone!
- What? - Come on, get it. I'm going to do this.
I'm going to have to takeover. You people are hopeless.
So, there he is, Ted.
- All right. - Thank you.
"Hi, Ted. Uh... I'm leaving in a couple of days.
"Want to get a drink at Hemingway House?"
There we go. It's just that easy.
Perfectly innocent.
He's not here.
Ooh, yummy. Mmm.
- I guess it's all right. - Huh?
Lou is sending her first romantic text.
Lou! That's wonderful. Good for you.
All right, I guess we can...
- Send! - Yes!
Bradley's late. I'm going to go tell that maitre d'
it's just the four of us, then she'll have to seat us.
- Okay. - Perfect.
- Excuse me. Hello? - All right.
- You did it. - I did it. I'm waiting.
I feel like I'm in high school waiting for the guy to call.
Oh, you are.
You did great. We're very proud.
Our little girl's all grown up.
- I'm going to tinkle. - All grown up.
Oh, I'm coming to join you.
Please, Lou, make sure nobody roofies me.
- Sure. - I'm okay with it.
- All right. - Oh, my gosh.
- What can I get you? - Scotch, two fingers.
Lou?
Oh, my goodness. Wow, what a...
- That's wild. - Well, we keep running into each other.
It's kismet or something.
That's a lot of mojitos for one lady.
Oh.
No, they're not all for me. No.
Where'd she go?
Do you see what I see?
- Um... - You look a little more relaxed than last night.
Yeah, um...
I decided to take your advice
and try to just be, well, less in the past,
not thinking about that so much,
and be present with my girlfriends
and just have a good time.
Is it Ted?
Girl! He got here in record time.
- Okay, that's supernatural. - World record.
I'd love to meet your friends at some point.
- Would you really? - Yeah.
- He is cute, though. - Mmm. Silver fox.
They're actually... It would be very easy...
There you are, I couldn't find you.
I've been texting you.
Oh, sorry. My phone was in my purse.
Not you, silly. Bradley!
Oh, my God.
No effing way!
Not again!
Oh, darling! Oh!-- I missed you so much.
So... This is Bradley?
- Yes, Bradley. - The fiance Bradley?
Yeah, the world-famous fiance.
Bradley, this is...
Lou?
Right.
Lou, are you okay?
I'm just dehydrated.
Oh.
Well, I'll get you some water.
Right.
Oh, God.
So... Wow. Wow!
Oh, God.
So, which one is it, is it Ted or is it Bradley?
Ah, my middle name's Ted.
- Really? - Yeah, and...
Well, Theodore, actually,
but I've always gone by Ted until Marilyn...
We met at the DMV.
She saw my license, and there was my given name,
and she said, "Nice to meet you, Bradley."
And I just, you know, I just...
I didn't want to correct her. You know?
It's such a cute story.
Look, I'm sorry if I gave you
- the wrong impression yesterday. - Oh!
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. Fine.
Here we go.
- Here you go, honey. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Thank you so much.
Lou, you drank all the mojitos?
She was dehydrated. I got her some water.
Bradley, these are my friends, Kitty and Alice.
I've heard so much about you.
Bradley. Congratulations.
- Thank you. - We're the bridesmaids.
For the wedding.
- The wedding. - Great.
Excuse me, Adams!
Our table is ready.
- Yeah, okay. Let's go. - It's going to be great.
Let's go! Put down, put down...
- the mojito. - Let's go.
- Let me help you. Oh! - Let's go!
Isn't this fun?
I'm ecstatic.
What do you think about Bradley?
He's charming.
You seem like you don't really like him.
No, he's very handsome.
Thank God. Thank God.
I was so nervous to introduce you to him.
I really want you to love him.
Lou, what's wrong?
I forgot something.
- What'd you forget? - The reason I came to Key West.
Thank you.
Lou!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come on, kitty. Meow, meow.
Come to Mama.
Oh, I see you over there.
Come here, you. Oh, that's a good girl.
- Lou! - Lou! Lou!
Lou! Lou, what are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I've got my cat, no thanks to you,
and we are getting out of town.
Lou, look, you have had
just a little bit too much to drink.
So, why don't you just give me the cat...
- No. - ...and we can take...
Why don't you give me the cat?
And then we can all go back to Marilyn's
- and put you back to bed. - No. No.
You don't want to take that cat away from his little cat family.
That wouldn't be very nice.
Well, you're not very nice. You lied to me to get me here.
Well, now, Lou, that's a little unfair.
It's not unfair. You lied to me all this time.
Hey, I'm sorry.
- Didn't they? - Yes, they did. - Okay!
I'm done. All right! I'm done.
Yes! Kitty and I lied to you.
We did, and we feel horrible.
But it was mainly Kitty. I can't control her.
But we did it out of love for you and Marilyn.
- You need each other. - Marilyn was your best friend,
and you've almost completely destroyed your friendship with her.
You have.
She hurt you and she never said she was sorry,
- and it was a drag, but it's long over. - Oh.
- Really? - It's friendship.
What could be more important?
I mean, what would I do without Kitty?
Who would I steal my drugs from?
- What? - You loved her.
And what's more important than that? Huh?
I mean, what do you care more about?
Cats or people?
Wait, don't answer that. It's cats! That's right.
So you're going to be an old cat lady,
and you're going to be alone,
and you're going to have to have sex with your cats.
- What? - That's right, it happens. People do it.
- Okay. - Yeah.
And here's some more breaking news.
I...
hate... cats.
Oh.
- That's right. You heard me. - No.Oh, my God.
Don't you hear that. Don't listen to her.
See, you've upset him!
But she's right.
- What? - About everything.
- No. - Yes.
This could be your last chance
to make things right with Marilyn.
You look beautiful, Grandy.
Thank you, baby. Ooh!
There you are. Done!
I'm so nervous.
- My beautiful friend. - You look lovely.
Aww!
And that diamond pin. Magnificent!
And look at that veil.
Looking like a Jamaican waterfall.
Oh, God. I can't see it from the back.
Lou, take a picture. I want to post it.
Is there anything you don't post?
No, there's nothing I don't post. I'm an addict.
Okay.
- Mmm. - You look beautiful, Marilyn.
Take another one, Lou.
Yes.
Thank you. Okay.
Oh, wait.
Is this Bradley's number on your phone?
- But it says it's from Ted. - Huh.
- Who's Ted? - Well...
This is definitely Bradley's number.
- Uh... - Why is he texting you?
Why does he want to talk to you?
Well, maybe because, you know, because of the present
that I was talking about getting you.
We were having a conversation.
Oh. Lou, you're the greatest. Thank you, honey.
But please don't wear that bag.
Showtime, ladies. Follow me.
- Come on. - Up you go.
Oh, thank you. Granny bride.
Come on.
- All right. - Yay!
Oh.
Yes.
- Well... - Champagne?
It is a celebration.
Ah. Is it just me or do we need some champagne?
Excuse me. Oh, handsome.
- Thank you. - So, where are we going?
I thought the wedding was by the pool.
I mean, everybody's waiting.
We're just going to the end of the driveway and back,
then the wedding planner will bring everyone to the front.
All the guests, right?
So we can make our grand entrance,
and shoot it all for TikTok.
Oh, my God.
Lou, I mean this in the nicest way.
I hate that bag.
Take that bag off. You're going to ruin the shot.
Says the woman whose dress
is gobbling up every inch of this ridiculous carriage.
I knew you hated it.
Why can't you ever just say what you mean?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's take it to the street.
Not the flowers.
Okay.
- So? - What? What?
You're in love with Bradley?
Oh, my God. First of all, his name's Ted, okay.
That's what he said to me.
And isn't it a little bit of a red flag that a guy has two names?
So, when I marry him, are you going to stew for years,
like you did for decades with John?
I didn't stew!
Oh, my God you're still stewing.
You should be served with a loaf of French bread.
Do you not remember that I was in love with him first?
You stole him and then you never apologized.
Let's talk about stealing.
Why are you on TikTok?
- Am I? - Yes.
1.5 million likes.
- Is that a lot? Ooh! - Twelve fan accounts... No, 15!
And look, they did sexy edits of her.
Dr. Love.
TikTok was mine! You stole it from me!
Oh, I stole something from you. How does it feel?
I'll tell you how it makes me feel.
It makes me feel like
I don't want you to be my bridesmaid anymore.
I don't want you to be my maid of honor anymore.
- And you know what? - What?
I'm gonna make an executive decision.
I'm firing you as my bridesmaid.
That's fine with me. I quit!
And you know what? Allow me to take this opportunity
- to rid myself of this hideous bag... - Oh, my...
...which I fucking hate more than life itself.
Why can't you dress like a normal person?
Because I'm not normal. I'm a heart surgeon.
I put my hands into the filthy cavities of people's chests.
That's your job, you silly twit.
Everybody can do that? What's wrong with you?
Okay! Lou, Marilyn, stop it!
No, I'm not. I'm not. I don't care either...
You're a martyr to the cause.
I'm not! I like being normal.
Lou! Stop it, stop it!
Stop!
Apologize and just move on.
I have nothing to apologize for.
It wasn't my fault that we fell in love.
Do you not understand
the thing that hurt me the most was that you chose him over me?
I not only lost a boyfriend, I lost you.
You broke my heart.
Plenty of room, so come on out. There she is.
Beautiful.
Thank you, Lou, for officially ruining my wedding day.
Can we have you all standing here on the veranda?
Perfect timing if you want to take some pictures.
Marilyn!
Oh!
Ma! You didn't answer my calls.
Leslie! You're here?
Well, you gave me no choice.
It seems you've joined a satanic cult.
I've joined a what?
Mom, I know all about it.
During one of your rituals, I called and I heard you
pledging allegiance to your Dark Lord.
I pledge allegiance... I did no such...
I heard you saying, "Hail Satan."
I said no such thing.
Then explain this, Mother.
- Oh! - Is this or is this not you?
Participating in a ritualistic sex orgy. Hmm?
A Black Mass!
- Who sent you that? - You sent it to me.
Leslie, I...
Alice.
I should have known she'd be involved somehow.
Leslie,
I am a bridesmaid.
There could be nothing more innocent or sinless than that.
♪ I am the bride I look aside ♪
Oh. You...
- Mom? - Talk to your son.
- What are you doing here? - Marilyn!
Nathan, what are you doing here?
Marilyn!
- What I said, Nathan, I... - Mom...
Mom, we don't have to have a relationship if you don't want it.
Okay, I'm gay, but I'm still me.
And I love who I am, Ma.
Why can't you?
Baby, I'm sorry.
Look, I just didn't know how to handle it.
Can we just talk about it?
Please.
Maybe she's in the bathroom.
Marilyn!
Marilyn?
How much have you drunk?
- I glugged it. - Mmm.
I did, I glugged it.
Mm-mmm.
And then I went into your stash, Alice,
and look. Voila!
Look at this.
Something old.
Me.
Something new.
Something borrowed.
That...
- No, no, no! - Okay.
Stop, stop, stop stop, stop!
Something blue... Kitty's.
- No, gummies. - Definitely not, that's...
- All right. - Not that... That's a...
Oh, dear. Okay. Okay, that's enough.
That's plenty. Thank you very much.
I don't feel so good.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Oh, no...
That's it. That's it. That's better.
All right, all set?
Great.
You were always the one holding back my hair.
I'm still here.
Lou...
I need to tell you something.
Way back...
That last New Year's Eve we were together,
everyone was so hopeful.
Alice was getting ready to tour
with The Rolling Stones.
Kitty was getting her Masters in Botany.
You were leaving for your residency,
and I suddenly realized...
I had nothing.
Nothing!
Just a couple of stories to tell and some...
some acting awards that were starting to tarnish.
Sweetie, you had your degree in psychology.
I didn't...
- I didn't... - What?
- I didn't have enough credits to graduate. - What?
Oh, Marilyn.
I wanted a career like everybody else, I did.
I wanted a career, but I blew it.
So when I... I met this gorgeous guy
who was good enough for the smartest girl I knew...
I bounced.
I'm so ashamed.
I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
Please.
It's my deepest and most profound regret that I hurt you.
You were my dear, my dearest friend
and such an amazing person.
My North Star, I practically worshipped.
I worshipped you.
Oh, how could you worship me? I can't even make coffee.
It's okay, we can drink tea.
True confession is good for the soul, Marilyn,
but today is your wedding day.
- No! - People are waiting.
- I don't want to go. No. - Come on, baby.
- Come on, get dressed. - No! No!
- Come on. - No!
Here we go.
I can't! Look at my dress! I can't go anywhere.
Look, you know what, I can fix it,
we just need maybe some safety pins.
What about my face?
Okay, here you go. Safety pins,
and anybody have a glue gun?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, leave it to me.
You know that, um... that waiter I met,
I'm sure he's got a gigantic glue gun.
Let's do this.
All right. Come on, baby, come on.
That's a girl.
Oh, my God, you look beautiful.
- Breathe. - Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Hold my hand. Hold my hand.
Hold it, hold my hand.
I'm fine, you're fine. You look beautiful.
Okay.
You okay? Shh.
- Here, add this. - You look beautiful.
- Okay. All right. - Beautiful.
- Thank you. - Where's Alice?
Oh, my God, I can't believe she's stiffed me.
- No, she'll be here. - Hold my hand. Hold my hand.
- Okay. Okay. - Okay?
- All set? Yeah. - You look beautiful.
- You ready? - Take a breath.
- Exhale. That's it. - And let's go.
- All right. - Okay.
- Okay, here we go. - Okay.
- Ready? - Okay.
All right.
Hey...
You okay?
Mm. Of course.
Welcome, what a pleasure it is
to see everyone here on this beautiful day.
Friends and loved ones.
Family, both with us and departed.
We gather here today to celebrate this...
I can't do it.
Huh?
- I can't do this. - Huh?
I can't do it.
- What? What? - I can't do it. I can't do it.
- What? - I can't... I can't do this. I can't do this.
Oh, God!
Bradley, I'm so sorry.
You're such a great guy.
But I think I rushed into this
because I was so terrified of being alone.
- It's okay. - It is?
You're right. Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
- You do? - Yeah, I'm so relieved.
I...
You're a wonderful woman, Marilyn, and I...
You know, I think I rushed into it
because we met so soon after my wife died.
I was... I was trying to escape my pain.
- Oh, my God. Oh. - The grief...
Oh, thank you, Bradley.
Ted.
It's Ted?
Well, yeah. It's Ted. Yeah.
Ted... Friends?
- Of course. - Oh, my God, thank you.
Guess what, everybody?
We're not getting married.
Isn't that fantastic?
We both came to our senses simultaneously.
How often does that happen?
And the best part of it is the booze is paid for.
So let's get this party started!
Whoo!
Oh. Hi, Ernie.
People! I have been banging for hours.
Marilyn, the wedding was gorgeous.
Honey, where are you?
- Care to dance? - Nice to see you.
- What are you doing here? - Oh...
I've known Marilyn for years.
Oh.
Herself and John used to come down here on vacation.
What about you?
Our gang all was in the same apartment building in New York.
We were just kids and crazy and up for anything...
I'm not so brave anymore.
You know what Hemingway says?
"Courage is grace under pressure."
You'd have to have a lot of grace
to do what you do as a heart surgeon.
- You know, I've been thinking about ya. - Really?
I googled you, in fact.
- No... - Yeah.
Look, this might sound strange, but...
have you ever considered, um...
I'm just going to say it.
Has it ever occurred to you to come and live in Key West?
What?
You know, you could join my practice.
As a consulting physician.
I really am a doctor, you know.
And, I mean, you could have your own hours
and could be part-time if you wanted.
Wow. I...
What?
Well, I don't think I'm...
I don't think I'm ready to leave my practice.
But whenever you do, it's an open invitation.
Thank you.
And on the weekends, you and I could go snorkeling together.
Well, wouldn't your wife be upset about that?
Well, she'd be furious.
But she passed away five years ago.
She's dead? I'm so sorry.
Sorry. It's terrible.
It's a lot. I don't... I don't think I can.
Of course.
I understand.
But, you know, thinking about it,
Marilyn has asked me to come spend more time with her.
There's a lot to catch up on and, uh, you know,
maybe if I took Dramamine, I could go on the boat,
and I've always kind of been thinking about, you know,
what it would be like to go snorkeling.
- So I'm... - Or scuba diving.
When you feel ready.
What about this weekend?
May I cut in?
Thank you.
Lou!
- Hey. - It's our dance.
Wait, I'm leading!
- You're going to lead? - I'm going to lead.
- I have pants on. - You surely do.
- Okay. - Here we go.
Love is gold, and time is a thief.
- Who said that? - I said it.
My Lou. Oh, Lou, I've missed you so much.
May I have this dance, Grandy?
I'm so excited.
We'll make up for lost time.
♪ I can see clearly now the rain is gone ♪
♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪
♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪
♪ It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ I think I can make it now the pain is gone ♪
♪ All of the bad feelings have disappeared ♪
♪ Hey, here is the rainbow ♪
♪ I've been praying for ♪
♪ It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ Look all around ♪
♪ There's nothing but blue skies ♪
♪ Look straight ahead ♪
♪ Nothing but blue skies ♪
♪ I can see clearly now the rain is gone ♪
♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪
♪ It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be ♪
♪ A bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ Hey, it's gonna be ♪
♪ A bright, bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ It's gonna, gonna be ♪
♪ A bright, bright sunshiny day ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright sunshiny day ♪