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{\an8}安靜,不要用一號頻道

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{\an8}正式來囉,這不是彩排,開始囉

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攝影機好了

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開始收音

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開始了

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攝影機開機

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一號攝影機開機

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{\an8}二號攝影機開機

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{\an8}準備拍板

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拍板

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特技組準備好了嗎?

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準備好了

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{\an8}三、二、一,開始!

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幾乎每一部電影都有他們

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你們只是看不出來

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那就是他們的工作

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默默無名的特技演員

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他們負責做酷炫特技動作

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同時也要懂得怎麼挨打

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急煞車

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常常會全身掛彩,瞭吧

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喔,那...那就是我,寇特席佛

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遮著臉在泥坑中被炸飛

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這樣沒辦法在裘蒂面前裝酷

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尤其是你剛好煞到她

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她是個攝影師

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湯姆萊德的特技替身

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她絕對會實現

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當好萊塢大導演的願望

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- 妳怎麼...?
- 你真是笨手笨腳

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我不想過度浪漫化

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但我和裘蒂之間的愛

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只能在電影中找到

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- 嘿,裘蒂
- 謝謝

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寇特,多謝你跟我聊特技

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聊特技,我隨時都能聊

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湯姆要看看你的演出

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糟了,我有麻煩嗎?

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她在說湯姆萊德,地表最紅動作巨星

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等等,我幹嘛要解釋?

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大家都知道湯姆萊德是誰

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反正咧,我當了他六年的特技替身

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我來了

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發生什麼事?怎麼了?

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我猜要再來一次

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你知道湯姆跟蓋兒的

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他們一直在監看螢幕前面指指點點

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不確定是哪裡出錯,但...

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讓我猜,我露臉太多

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大夥兒,各就各位

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- 裘蒂?
- 你叫啥?

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那不是我的下巴

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拿我的臉跟他的比比看

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- 他的臉很怪,就像...
- P不掉他的臉

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就像蛋頭先生

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別介意喔,但你瞭的

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拍謝,你的帥臉害我看呆了

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- 超夢幻的
- 聽好

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我們只是說這樣不行

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好吧,那就再來一次

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對啊,一定要的

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- 好吧
- 是啊

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- 百分之百
- 好喔

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- 老兄,你能不能...
- 施展魔法?

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...倒著做之類的?

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我也不知道,只要別露臉

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狂吸健怡可樂的是湯姆的製片蓋兒

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她一直在替他護航,不是很容易

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- 試試看
- 我要...

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我很知足,我跟夢中情人一起拍戲

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這又是我的夢幻工作

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要把掛勾換到前面

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- 這是美夢成真
- 他要再來一次

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- 收到,寇特
- 謝啦

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你會往後墜落

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裘蒂,換到二號頻道

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安靜,不要用一號頻道

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你要問我什麼?

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是啊,妳好像想問我什麼

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收工後我要去喝杯嗆辣瑪格麗特

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不知道你喝不喝

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為了保持專業,我只能喝一杯

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只要喝兩杯就會做糟糕的決定

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喝瑪格麗特就是要做糟糕的決定

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對了,拍完這部電影

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我就要去海灘chill一下

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我在想...我想問妳

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說啊

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妳有毛巾能借我嗎?

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當然有啊,單獨游泳很危險喔

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我是想請妳當我的泳友啦

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但不知道妳有沒有泳衣

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等等,那在英國怎麼叫?

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我們叫做泳服

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真沒想到

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拍完片我們可以一起去海灘

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穿著泳服喝嗆辣瑪格麗特

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做糟糕的決定

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可以了

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想想看

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- 安靜!
- 都準備好了

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大家安靜

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A攝影機開機

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可以吧?

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準備就位

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打板

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- 就位了
- 往後一點

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準備做特技動作

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他出去了

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- 拿拍板
- 上面怎樣?

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狀況很好,開始囉

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準備就位

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他就位了

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放下鋼索

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三、二、一

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開始...開始!

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快叫醫護人員,醫護人員

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讓開,快點

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帶我們去郡立醫院

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- 寇特,沒事吧?
- 通知手術中心

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大家退後

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- 沒事吧?
- 別礙事

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18個月後

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有句成語說得好,“驕者必敗”

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但沒說失敗後會很廢

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裘蒂真的很努力想陪著我

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我只是...辦不到

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然後就從人間蒸發

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嗯...

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至少我以為是這樣

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喂?

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寇特!這是蓋兒

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你最愛的製片

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妳怎麼有這號碼?

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聽說你在卡卡杜餐廳打工

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當泊車小弟,我當時不信

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其實是咔咔肚船長餐廳

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家庭式經營,小費平分

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墨西哥捲餅可以吃到飽

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也算是夢幻工作啦

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該上工了,你有客人

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43號

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喲,老兄,我認得你

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我在哪看過你?

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我演過的湯姆萊德電影

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- 你是特技演員
- 不是了

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你不是摔傷了背嗎?

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是啊

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我知道你出意外後過得很辛苦

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我只希望你不會怪我或是湯姆

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我們都很難過

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他傳了簡訊給你,對吧?

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- 雙手合十符號?
- 對,他還是很白目

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你怎麼沒死?喲,寶貝

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- 寶貝,過來
- 現在真希望我死了

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來啊,妳得聽聽這故事

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妳不必聽啦,嗨

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這傢伙拍過我演的電影

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- 是喔
- 真的是超級大凸槌

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我不怪你們,蓋兒,是我的錯

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只要開始犯那種錯

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就該退隱江湖了

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那是意外,大家都知道

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聽好,湯姆出了狀況,寇特

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我需要老朋友的幫忙

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你剛好是我見過

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最厲害的特技演員

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你明天就給我坐飛機來雪梨

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我才不要坐飛機

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你這是在浪費才華

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你不該當泊車小弟

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你應該騎著重機衝破玻璃

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喲,特技玩家?

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別刮花我的車,把它開回來

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我就賞你五塊錢,老兄

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來嘛,就像以前一樣

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我知道你很手癢

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- 掰,蓋兒
- 等等

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等一下,我有沒有說...

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導演特地指定要你?

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抱歉讓他失望了

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- 你不想知道是誰?
- 不想

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是裘蒂

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我要給她大好機會

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我要坐走道座位

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普薇朵大飯店

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也許我一直以來都只當陪襯的綠葉

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忘了應該自己當紅花

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等等,那說得通嗎?

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{\an8}我怎麼一直在碎碎唸?

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{\an8}我不是這故事的英雄

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只是個特技替身

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咔咔肚船長餐廳

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不!

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母湯啊!那是租來的!

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湯姆萊德

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土、礦、石

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湯姆萊德推出全新香水

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{\an8}“我親自演出特技動作”

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醒來吃飯

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《特技玩家》

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欸...好了嗎?

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我不知道現在要掃描替身

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這是全新技術

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先用你的臉代替萊德的臉

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然後再換成萊德的臉

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就像深偽技術

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下次把我變成阿湯哥,好嗎?

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歡迎來到雪梨,你是寇特席佛?

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對,哪裡有咖啡喝?

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時差害我昏沉沉的

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安啦,我會罩你

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導演知道我來了嗎?她特地找我

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- 她想說聲嗨嗎?
- 沒聽說耶

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拍謝,老兄

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但特技動作指導要見你

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- 穿夾克那傢伙
- 太好了

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跟她說我來了...

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再幫我拿杯咖啡

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丹塔克

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好萊塢大牌特技動作指導

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你早該升職了

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- 恭喜了
- 謝謝

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- 看看你!
- 要叫你“長官”嗎?

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- 是怎樣?
- 儘管叫我老大

229
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好,老大,我不必穿防火服吧?

230
00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:22,571
難道要做危險特技嗎?

231
00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:23,823
我正要跟你解釋

232
00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:25,032
飛車翻滾?

233
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:27,451
你應該再翻滾車子

234
00:12:27,451 --> 00:12:28,869
不是負責泊車

235
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:30,496
你出了意外

236
00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:34,166
那次犯的錯太離譜了

237
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,460
我差點在劇組前面掛點

238
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:39,547
我復出的特技動作不能又大凸槌

239
00:12:39,672 --> 00:12:41,549
尤其是在裘蒂面前,你瞭的

240
00:12:41,549 --> 00:12:44,510
“重點不是你有多能打”

241
00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:47,930
“而是你一直挨打...”

242
00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,516
- 拜託
-“...能不能繼續下去”

243
00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:53,060
你不能用《洛基》的台詞唸我

244
00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:56,355
這是有刀子的雷射槍

245
00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:57,481
就像刺刀

246
00:12:57,481 --> 00:12:59,859
需要刺刀嗎?光是雷射就能...

247
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,527
在戰場上當然需要

248
00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:03,154
這形狀很怪耶

249
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,864
- 有點像吉他嗎?
- 對

250
00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:07,950
妳要有金屬感,這就是重金屬

251
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,161
妳做了幾支?

252
00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:11,287
- 兩...
- 好吧

253
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,497
- ...百支
- 喔,棒呆了

254
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:15,666
- 謝啦,老大
- 看起來像吉他

255
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,835
- 是啊
- 爆破弄得怎樣?

256
00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:19,211
- 什麼狀況?
- 只夠拍一次

257
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:20,713
- 不是吧?
- 老大!

258
00:13:20,713 --> 00:13:22,256
- 幹嘛?
- 我們可以

259
00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:23,966
用視覺特效製造真實感

260
00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:26,093
- 我不要真實感
- 快說好

261
00:13:26,093 --> 00:13:28,929
- 這是史詩科幻愛情片
- 為什麼?

262
00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:30,598
場面浩大

263
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:33,559
感情戲一定要有科幻感

264
00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,937
既奇幻又絕美,那就是我要的

265
00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:39,148
- 要玩大的,好嗎?
- 好

266
00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:41,692
靠腰,那就是我要拍的?

267
00:13:41,692 --> 00:13:43,652
- 應該還有
- 歐買尬

268
00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:45,488
看起來真的很讚

269
00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:47,781
老大,確定要來真的嗎?

270
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:49,116
- 對
- 可是不需要啊

271
00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:51,076
拍完後再請演員錄音

272
00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:54,789
沒關係,車上只有一個特技演員

273
00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:55,956
不必錄音,沒有獨白

274
00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,249
那邊是怎麼回事?

275
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,543
我們沒說要測試爆破場面

276
00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:02,129
我會把你家人趕盡殺絕!

277
00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:03,297
他們是故意的

278
00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:05,466
你老是在diss他們,奈吉

279
00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:07,259
- 我的口氣差
- 你講話很兇

280
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:08,594
你都兇巴巴的

281
00:14:08,594 --> 00:14:10,429
- 黛拉,幹嘛?
- 裘蒂,抱歉

282
00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:12,515
我的印表機壞了

283
00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:14,099
- 好吧
- 但我歸納了我們說的

284
00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:17,645
第三幕劇情,要是有個角色

285
00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:19,188
在電影中也說

286
00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:21,440
第三幕有問題呢?

287
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,650
很讚吧?

288
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:25,569
不要,謝謝妳跳脫框架思考

289
00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:26,737
奈吉,快阻止他們

290
00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:29,031
我會把你們開膛破肚

291
00:14:29,031 --> 00:14:30,491
別再測試了!

292
00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:31,700
- 老大?
- 幹嘛?

293
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,744
- 測試順利
- 好棒棒

294
00:14:33,744 --> 00:14:36,038
大夥兒,安靜

295
00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:37,790
看著我,要這樣

296
00:14:37,915 --> 00:14:40,000
不用視覺特效,實拍就很讚

297
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,669
快點拍,快漲潮了

298
00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:43,379
這顆鏡頭會超讚的

299
00:14:43,504 --> 00:14:45,381
五分鐘後開拍,謝謝

300
00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:58,435
寇特?兄弟?

301
00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,021
怎麼了?

302
00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,566
- 沙子不好
- 沙子不好

303
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:06,944
對,我們得延後拍攝

304
00:15:06,944 --> 00:15:08,571
- 沒辦法
- 丹,你在拖什麼?

305
00:15:08,571 --> 00:15:10,823
我們正在做安全檢查

306
00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:12,241
是密度,密度不對

307
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,118
我們在檢查沙子密度

308
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:15,202
有一個新車手

309
00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:16,871
- 誰?亨利呢?
- 阿災

310
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,039
這是場面最大的特技鏡頭

311
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,291
卻找來一個菜鳥

312
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,335
丹說沒問題

313
00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:25,754
車子會開得歪七扭八

314
00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:27,840
會出現王潮嗎?

315
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,341
你要等到漲潮

316
00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:32,136
把沙子打實,把日落當日出拍

317
00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:34,013
- 你在拖延
- 也許吧

318
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:35,848
- 你在拖延
- 這倒是真的

319
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:40,603
兄弟,我有一堆澳洲菜鳥特技演員

320
00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:41,729
我要吐了

321
00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:43,731
你行的,你是高手

322
00:15:43,731 --> 00:15:45,399
- 好嗎?
- 幹嘛那麼說?

323
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:46,650
你做過N次了

324
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,652
你也是,你這烏鴉嘴

325
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,197
你這烏鴉嘴!

326
00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:52,907
丹,我要車手上車

327
00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:55,159
就要漲潮了,多謝啦

328
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:56,285
那是裘蒂嗎?

329
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:57,369
對,是裘蒂

330
00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:00,372
她提到我嗎?

331
00:16:00,706 --> 00:16:02,541
別那麼看我

332
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:05,044
夠了,她沒提到你

333
00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:07,421
給我上車!

334
00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,092
這對她很重要

335
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,761
沒錯,這對她很重要

336
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:16,180
- 這要參加動漫展?
- H廳

337
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:22,186
“不管是贏了一吋或一哩,贏就是贏”

338
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,232
超簡單,《玩命關頭》

339
00:16:27,858 --> 00:16:30,152
上吧,你行的

340
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:32,196
看到咖啡女嗎?她戴了帽子

341
00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:33,864
- 快上車吧
- 好

342
00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:36,408
請醫護人員就位

343
00:16:36,408 --> 00:16:37,493
這是主場

344
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:38,661
然後還有五場戲

345
00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:39,870
丹,可以了嗎?

346
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,122
開始吧

347
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,581
各就各位

348
00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:43,707
謝謝

349
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,837
他上了車,特技組好了

350
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,421
祝好運,寇特

351
00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:51,132
大家都知道位置

352
00:16:51,132 --> 00:16:53,342
- 特效組,準備好
- 也知道該做啥

353
00:16:53,342 --> 00:16:54,927
啟動彈射器

354
00:16:54,927 --> 00:16:57,513
- 別出錯
- 啟動彈射器

355
00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:59,098
安全拍完就各自回家

356
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:00,432
彈射器充氣中

357
00:17:00,432 --> 00:17:04,562
彈射器達到兩千磅力,準備就緒

358
00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:05,896
彈射器好了

359
00:17:07,606 --> 00:17:09,108
攝影機都開機了嗎?

360
00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:10,191
- 一號攝影機
- 開機

361
00:17:10,191 --> 00:17:11,276
- 二號攝影機
- 開機

362
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,527
- 三號攝影機
- 開機

363
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:14,362
打起精神,準備開始

364
00:17:14,362 --> 00:17:16,282
八台攝影機都開機了

365
00:17:16,282 --> 00:17:18,284
一號攝影機準備好了

366
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:22,121
背景演員準備好,三、二、一

367
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:23,747
開始!

368
00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:32,089
- 大家準備好
- 三、二、一!

369
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,223
丹,叫他靠近攝影機

370
00:17:41,223 --> 00:17:42,892
收到!

371
00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:46,437
我不想烏鴉嘴,但沙子有點鬆

372
00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:49,523
沒有抓地力,有了車子又會彈跳

373
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:51,692
太靠近會撞上攝影機

374
00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:55,613
我知道,再靠近一點,你行的

375
00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:56,947
靠近一點

376
00:17:58,574 --> 00:18:00,409
太靠近了...搞什麼...

377
00:18:02,203 --> 00:18:04,038
繼續拍,還有七台攝影機

378
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,998
- 繼續拍!
- 好!

379
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:09,043
準備好,三、二、一!

380
00:18:34,568 --> 00:18:37,154
特技組說OK才能過去

381
00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,205
你沒事吧?

382
00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:48,082
把他拉出來,快啊

383
00:18:48,207 --> 00:18:49,583
- 快點
- 沒事吧?

384
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,294
- 他沒事
- 寇特,你做到了!

385
00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:54,338
翻滾了八圈半!

386
00:18:54,588 --> 00:18:56,632
過來,你沒事吧?

387
00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:58,217
嘿嘿嘿

388
00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:02,513
- 裘蒂過來了
- 好

389
00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:04,974
棒呆了,丹,他沒事吧?

390
00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:07,476
- 棒呆了,我超愛的
- 當然囉

391
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,061
- 超讚的
- 好

392
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,406
這是誰的餿主意?

393
00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:23,993
- 蓋兒的
- 我以為是妳的

394
00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:26,537
我昨天才知道

395
00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:29,665
丹,拜託,我沒允許他來

396
00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:32,084
我沒有允許,我不會允許

397
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,586
她沒允許我來

398
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,004
- 過去談談
- 我沒被允許

399
00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:37,131
這一招很高竿

400
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:40,217
真的很高竿,裝作沒事

401
00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:43,637
然後冒出來說“我是新來的特技演員”

402
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:57,651
- 別那樣
- 哪樣?

403
00:19:57,651 --> 00:19:59,111
你不能那樣

404
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:00,738
- 我是導演耶
- 妳的帽子鬆了

405
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:05,659
- 你幹嘛跑來?
- 這是個誤會

406
00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:08,954
- 當然囉
- 因為我以為...

407
00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:11,874
...是妳要我來的

408
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:14,251
別肖想,我們一年沒聯絡

409
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:15,461
- 別談這件事
- 蓋兒...

410
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:16,921
- 蓋兒說妳要我來
- 隨便啦

411
00:20:16,921 --> 00:20:18,589
我不在乎,但你撞到攝影機

412
00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:21,008
我有點生疏

413
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:22,760
- 動漫展沒戲唱了
- 我知道

414
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,011
- H廳
- 是啊

415
00:20:24,136 --> 00:20:25,221
- 這是部大片
- 沒錯

416
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:26,931
- 恭喜了
- 謝謝

417
00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:28,891
我替妳高興

418
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:34,522
妳當導演看起來很美

419
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:36,899
妳戴遮陽帽也很美

420
00:20:37,399 --> 00:20:41,445
大家在拍片現場都會戴,好嗎?

421
00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:44,740
我看到了,但都沒妳這麼美

422
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:47,326
我不是想...我只是說實話

423
00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,161
但妳穿什麼都很美

424
00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:50,955
什麼都沒穿也很美

425
00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:52,915
- 我不是那意思
- 真假?

426
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,583
- 這行不...
- 妳穿什麼都很美

427
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:57,169
- 這行不通
- 真的,但我不是...

428
00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:03,259
除了他以外誰都可以

429
00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:04,802
- 我能說實話嗎?
- 當然

430
00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:06,679
找不到別人了

431
00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:10,099
- 下一場戲是啥?
- 全身著火

432
00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,228
- 妳決定
- 好吧

433
00:21:14,228 --> 00:21:17,189
請護士待命,我要讓這傢伙著火

434
00:21:34,957 --> 00:21:36,792
- 卡
- 卡了

435
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,294
卡!

436
00:21:42,423 --> 00:21:44,967
- 寇特席佛,還好嗎?
- 他很好

437
00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:47,136
再來一次,要比大拇指喔

438
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,847
技術問題,推車卡卡的

439
00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:52,516
- 去修一下,吉米
- 回到原位

440
00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:54,560
- 再來一次
- 回到原位

441
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,896
寇特,你是不是一頭霧水?

442
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:58,481
因為你沒讀過劇本

443
00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:01,192
需要聽一下故事嗎?

444
00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:04,320
- 聽她的
- 好嗎?我要說囉

445
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,990
這是科幻愛情片,人類愛上外星人

446
00:22:08,115 --> 00:22:10,242
她叫艾蓮娜,你是太空牛仔

447
00:22:10,242 --> 00:22:12,369
他們有一段月之戀

448
00:22:12,786 --> 00:22:15,122
其實就是玩一玩而已

449
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,917
短暫卻激情四射

450
00:22:18,334 --> 00:22:20,419
而且...充滿希望

451
00:22:22,463 --> 00:22:26,175
他們都沒談過那麼深刻的戀愛

452
00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:29,053
所以不斷向對方表白

453
00:22:29,053 --> 00:22:30,513
他比她更心急

454
00:22:30,513 --> 00:22:32,848
她被逼到不得不說“冷靜點”

455
00:22:33,432 --> 00:22:35,726
後來出了一場意外

456
00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:40,481
太空牛仔受了傷,然後就消失不見

457
00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:43,317
從人間蒸發

458
00:22:48,948 --> 00:22:49,990
我能繼續說

459
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:51,992
我能撞飛到岩石了,謝啦

460
00:22:52,743 --> 00:22:53,786
再來一次!

461
00:22:56,705 --> 00:22:57,873
收音

462
00:22:58,415 --> 00:22:59,708
開始!

463
00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:05,840
- 卡!
- 卡了

464
00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:10,427
沒事吧?

465
00:23:10,427 --> 00:23:15,015
再補充一下,艾蓮娜真的傷心欲絕

466
00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:16,976
往事一幕幕出現腦海

467
00:23:16,976 --> 00:23:18,227
不斷重複

468
00:23:18,227 --> 00:23:21,188
是她一廂情願,他只是玩玩?

469
00:23:21,188 --> 00:23:24,358
她自己又在腦補浪漫劇情嗎?

470
00:23:24,358 --> 00:23:26,360
或是他欺騙她?

471
00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:28,195
他是個渣男?

472
00:23:30,614 --> 00:23:33,784
但是幸好艾蓮娜終於忘了他

473
00:23:33,784 --> 00:23:34,910
好嗎?

474
00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:38,038
她開始練皮拉提斯

475
00:23:39,123 --> 00:23:41,083
練出一副火辣身材

476
00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:45,838
又開始和別的人類約會,一個接一個

477
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:49,758
她有過超多更讚的戀愛經驗

478
00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:51,260
打死你都不會信

479
00:23:51,552 --> 00:23:54,180
- 姐姐妹妹都瞭吧?
- 是啊

480
00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:55,806
就像是迴轉壽司

481
00:23:57,057 --> 00:23:58,184
我要吐了

482
00:23:58,184 --> 00:23:59,977
我們要再拍一次,寇特

483
00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:01,770
因為剛才有點雜音

484
00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:03,230
點火吧!

485
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,317
最後一次,開始

486
00:24:10,446 --> 00:24:13,991
他不夠投入,加些對白呢?

487
00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:16,494
沒關係,黛拉,直接讓他說

488
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,372
寇特,如果太空牛仔要說什麼

489
00:24:20,372 --> 00:24:23,501
如果硬要他說,他會說什麼?

490
00:24:23,959 --> 00:24:25,795
他要怎麼跟她交代

491
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,546
他這一年來音訊全無?

492
00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:29,340
真令人費解,你有啥想法?

493
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:32,301
- 也許他能...
- 給他一個大聲公

494
00:24:32,301 --> 00:24:33,552
我聽不見

495
00:24:34,762 --> 00:24:35,888
我過去了

496
00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:47,066
- 你剛才說啥?
- 打開了

497
00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,359
在這部電影

498
00:24:48,609 --> 00:24:51,153
外星人和人類能不能...

499
00:24:52,321 --> 00:24:53,656
...私底下談談?

500
00:24:55,032 --> 00:24:57,201
- 不能
- 沒有私密交談?

501
00:24:57,201 --> 00:24:58,452
沒,他們不搞這套

502
00:24:58,452 --> 00:25:01,080
一切都開誠布公

503
00:25:03,457 --> 00:25:07,545
也許我...應該讓大家發表意見

504
00:25:08,337 --> 00:25:11,006
你們有沒有想要...

505
00:25:12,299 --> 00:25:16,178
...說很重要的事而且不能搞砸?

506
00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:20,099
所以就得慢慢仔細去想

507
00:25:21,267 --> 00:25:25,479
結果卻發現自己早就已經搞砸了?

508
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,025
因為你想得太久也太仔細了?

509
00:25:31,569 --> 00:25:32,653
你...

510
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:34,321
你說啥?

511
00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:37,032
你要...

512
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:46,125
我愛上我小姨子跟這情況有點像

513
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:47,793
- 別鬧了
- 夠了

514
00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,503
好吧

515
00:25:51,797 --> 00:25:56,427
這真的很難,我沒讀過劇本

516
00:25:56,427 --> 00:25:57,761
但是...

517
00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:01,599
他大概會說...

518
00:26:03,726 --> 00:26:05,394
發生意外之後...

519
00:26:08,022 --> 00:26:10,399
...他就活在悔恨中

520
00:26:11,984 --> 00:26:13,611
他很怕...

521
00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:17,281
永遠都沒有機會彌補她

522
00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:20,326
因為他等太久了

523
00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:22,286
而且...

524
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,582
...她大概也忘了他

525
00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,627
拍謝,裘蒂,說到這裡...

526
00:26:32,588 --> 00:26:33,881
再來一次?

527
00:26:39,428 --> 00:26:41,055
再給我一次機會

528
00:26:44,975 --> 00:26:46,977
- 再來一次
- 各就各位

529
00:26:46,977 --> 00:26:48,896
- 攝影機開機了
- 開始收音

530
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:49,980
好了,點火吧!

531
00:26:52,942 --> 00:26:54,068
開始

532
00:26:59,865 --> 00:27:01,367
製片 蓋兒

533
00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:02,618
蓋兒?

534
00:27:04,912 --> 00:27:05,955
蓋兒?

535
00:27:06,622 --> 00:27:08,833
喔,咖啡

536
00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:15,256
《汪星特警》

537
00:27:19,009 --> 00:27:21,220
不要用,那個壞了

538
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,180
翻滾了八圈半?

539
00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:26,433
那是世界紀錄!

540
00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:28,519
多謝你了

541
00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:32,064
比當泊車小弟好吧?

542
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,901
- 廢話少說
- 啥米?

543
00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:37,528
真的很讚,你在說什麼?

544
00:27:37,695 --> 00:27:39,655
她不要我來,蓋兒

545
00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:42,616
她當然要你來囉

546
00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:45,578
妳說謊騙我

547
00:27:45,578 --> 00:27:47,580
- 寇特
- 妳替我想過嗎?

548
00:27:47,872 --> 00:27:49,415
你應該有第二次機會

549
00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:52,585
我製作的電影都在探討這主題

550
00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:54,962
我的電影想傳達什麼主題?

551
00:27:57,298 --> 00:28:00,050
虛無主義是可行的世界觀?

552
00:28:01,218 --> 00:28:03,971
不是啦,那只是娛樂

553
00:28:03,971 --> 00:28:05,139
那就像是...

554
00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:07,725
性感培根

555
00:28:07,725 --> 00:28:08,851
- 這啥意思?
- 瞭嗎?

556
00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:11,812
就像狗狗,你得把主題...

557
00:28:12,521 --> 00:28:14,356
...包著性感培根給牠們吃

558
00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:17,109
每部電影都一樣

559
00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:19,487
角色犯了錯,只會自怨自艾

560
00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:22,281
一開始很廢,但最後又振作起來

561
00:28:22,281 --> 00:28:24,116
我能躺平嗎?

562
00:28:24,408 --> 00:28:27,119
我被火燒N次,飆車翻滾

563
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,497
- 加上時差,我只想...
- 好啦

564
00:28:29,497 --> 00:28:32,082
- ...好好睡一覺
- 好

565
00:28:32,374 --> 00:28:33,959
讓我搞清楚

566
00:28:35,044 --> 00:28:37,588
- 虛無主義是性感培根?
- 對

567
00:28:37,713 --> 00:28:40,966
- 觀眾是狗狗?
- 沒錯

568
00:28:40,966 --> 00:28:44,386
就算一時失志,也要照起工來行

569
00:28:44,386 --> 00:28:46,305
- 沒錯
- 很高興妳替我打氣

570
00:28:46,764 --> 00:28:49,099
妳到底找我來幹嘛?

571
00:28:53,687 --> 00:28:54,980
萊德失蹤了

572
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:58,984
他和一群壞蛋混在一起

573
00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:00,611
蓋兒...

574
00:29:02,571 --> 00:29:05,241
- 報警啊
- 我不能報警

575
00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:06,492
為什麼?

576
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:09,495
電影公司就會知道我超支了

577
00:29:09,495 --> 00:29:12,581
他們會喊卡,你很清楚

578
00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:14,959
拜託去找到他

579
00:29:14,959 --> 00:29:16,168
為什麼要我去?

580
00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:18,295
你是個特技演員

581
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,506
沒人會注意你在不在

582
00:29:20,714 --> 00:29:23,092
- 別介意喔
- 我有點介意

583
00:29:23,092 --> 00:29:25,177
你跟他很熟

584
00:29:25,678 --> 00:29:26,887
超簡單的

585
00:29:26,887 --> 00:29:30,975
找到他,把他打理好再帶回來

586
00:29:30,975 --> 00:29:32,434
我知道我能信任你

587
00:29:32,434 --> 00:29:34,228
你應該知道誰最信任你

588
00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:36,981
她只是沒發現,是裘蒂

589
00:29:36,981 --> 00:29:39,400
這是她的大好機會

590
00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:42,987
你想毀了她的前途嗎?

591
00:29:43,362 --> 00:29:45,030
你得幫我這個忙

592
00:29:46,574 --> 00:29:48,075
我這兩天很累

593
00:29:49,076 --> 00:29:52,037
我要回飯店,然後...

594
00:29:52,163 --> 00:29:55,207
現在是我的昨天,妳的明天...

595
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,542
妳的明天我再打給妳

596
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,127
- 是今天
- 我的今天

597
00:29:58,127 --> 00:29:59,712
那是萊德套房的房門密碼

598
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,755
露臺落地門,從他拖車拿的

599
00:30:01,755 --> 00:30:03,841
他還在用便利貼記大小事?

600
00:30:04,633 --> 00:30:08,804
甭提了,簡直就像《記憶拼圖》

601
00:30:08,804 --> 00:30:13,350
我頂多能瞞裘蒂和電影公司48小時

602
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:14,894
挽救裘蒂的電影

603
00:30:14,894 --> 00:30:17,396
也許能挽回你一生的摯愛

604
00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,734
妳把裘蒂當成性感培根?

605
00:30:21,859 --> 00:30:23,903
她一直都是性感培根

606
00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,071
妳超厲害

607
00:30:26,405 --> 00:30:27,948
這是唯一的左駕車

608
00:30:30,201 --> 00:30:32,286
別撞爛了,這是產品置入

609
00:30:32,286 --> 00:30:33,746
只有兩輛

610
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:36,832
特技演員最愛飆車了

611
00:30:40,044 --> 00:30:42,713
老是毀了我的愛車

612
00:30:55,893 --> 00:30:57,394
我們又回到當初

613
00:30:57,394 --> 00:31:00,648
我是多麼地愛你

614
00:31:00,648 --> 00:31:02,483
回到你失去

615
00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:05,236
你唯一擁有的真愛之前

616
00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:07,613
那份愛很少見 我就在那

617
00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:12,785
我記得的如此清晰

618
00:31:15,663 --> 00:31:16,997
是啊

619
00:31:30,553 --> 00:31:33,639
也許我們彼此會錯意

620
00:31:33,639 --> 00:31:36,016
也許我要求的太多

621
00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:39,478
也許這份愛曾是曠世傑作

622
00:31:39,478 --> 00:31:41,147
直到你將它撕毀

623
00:31:41,147 --> 00:31:43,691
你害怕得逃走 我在那裡

624
00:31:43,691 --> 00:31:49,488
我記得的如此清晰

625
00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:54,118
然後你又打給我

626
00:31:54,118 --> 00:31:57,288
{\an8}- 打破承諾般地讓我心碎
- 特效道具

627
00:31:57,288 --> 00:31:59,039
如此冷漠殘忍

628
00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:02,001
打著誠實的名號

629
00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:05,129
我像一團被揉爛的紙...

630
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,181
你在幹嘛?

631
00:32:16,557 --> 00:32:18,476
只是...chill下面

632
00:32:18,476 --> 00:32:20,978
- 邊聽泰勒絲邊chill下面?
- 對

633
00:32:22,438 --> 00:32:24,273
- 澳洲人都這麼說
- 真假?

634
00:32:24,273 --> 00:32:25,816
我來了半年從來沒聽過

635
00:32:25,816 --> 00:32:27,318
“chill在南半球下面”

636
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:30,029
- 簡稱“chill下面”
- 你在哭?

637
00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:31,989
- 沒有
- 看起來有

638
00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:34,825
只是時差

639
00:32:36,744 --> 00:32:38,746
那個特技很危險,很抱歉

640
00:32:38,746 --> 00:32:42,249
看到你著火...真的很療癒

641
00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:45,294
- 我好多了
- 我活該

642
00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:49,965
我會賠妳一台攝影機

643
00:32:51,008 --> 00:32:52,593
我能上車陪你嗎?

644
00:32:55,095 --> 00:32:57,223
擦個臉,你好髒

645
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,061
你過得好嗎?

646
00:33:02,603 --> 00:33:04,230
妳瞭的

647
00:33:06,482 --> 00:33:07,566
是嗎?比大拇指?

648
00:33:07,566 --> 00:33:10,319
我超討厭特技演員那一套

649
00:33:12,404 --> 00:33:14,281
沒關係,你啥都不必解釋

650
00:33:14,281 --> 00:33:16,242
沒事啦,我們只是玩玩

651
00:33:16,242 --> 00:33:18,619
還不到玩玩,只是小玩一下

652
00:33:18,619 --> 00:33:19,829
我根本就不想知道

653
00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:22,456
再怎麼逼你也沒有用

654
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:24,834
我媽有一次逼我爸健身

655
00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:25,918
你知道結果怎樣?

656
00:33:26,252 --> 00:33:28,129
他第一次用跑步機就扭傷腳踝

657
00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,631
她硬逼他,結果腳踝動手術

658
00:33:30,631 --> 00:33:33,134
這件事的教訓就是要做自己

659
00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:38,347
我其實想了很多,我...

660
00:33:39,306 --> 00:33:42,434
我不是不想道歉一百萬次

661
00:33:42,434 --> 00:33:43,644
是喔

662
00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:46,021
只是我每次...

663
00:33:49,859 --> 00:33:51,694
想到要說什麼...

664
00:33:56,031 --> 00:33:57,575
...感覺都不夠

665
00:34:02,663 --> 00:34:05,082
好吧,沒問題

666
00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:08,461
保持距離

667
00:34:09,127 --> 00:34:11,964
那很重要,我給自己太多壓力

668
00:34:12,548 --> 00:34:16,093
你不知道拍這部電影有多難

669
00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:18,053
我想專心導戲,你想留下來

670
00:34:18,053 --> 00:34:21,973
我們就要保持...超級專業

671
00:34:23,058 --> 00:34:24,393
專業是我的代名詞

672
00:34:28,647 --> 00:34:29,857
但你之前自稱是危險

673
00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:31,859
那是藝名

674
00:34:34,569 --> 00:34:36,489
寇特專業席佛

675
00:34:41,576 --> 00:34:43,871
向我掛保證你不會搞砸

676
00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:45,288
我保證

677
00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:50,419
好吧

678
00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:56,008
想玩原地轉圈嗎?

679
00:35:05,309 --> 00:35:07,061
送我去我的車?

680
00:35:08,312 --> 00:35:09,563
好喔

681
00:35:20,533 --> 00:35:21,534
好吧,掰了

682
00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:29,250
那份愛很少見 我就在那

683
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:34,672
我記得的如此清晰

684
00:35:37,341 --> 00:35:39,844
微風輕撫我髮絲 你在那

685
00:35:39,844 --> 00:35:42,513
你也記得那一切

686
00:35:42,513 --> 00:35:45,015
樓梯的下方 你在那

687
00:35:45,015 --> 00:35:48,102
你也記得那一切

688
00:36:15,963 --> 00:36:19,341
好吧,“湯姆,好久不見”

689
00:36:19,341 --> 00:36:21,594
“蓋兒要我來確定你沒事”

690
00:36:23,637 --> 00:36:28,517
“寇特,我以為你掛了,你這孬種混蛋”

691
00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:33,606
“湯姆,請你不要叫我孬種或是混蛋”

692
00:36:34,648 --> 00:36:37,776
“但你這孬種受了傷,又很混蛋”

693
00:36:38,194 --> 00:36:39,487
湯姆!

694
00:36:39,487 --> 00:36:41,739
寇特席佛來看你了

695
00:36:43,824 --> 00:36:46,076
裘蒂需要你回去拍片

696
00:36:48,287 --> 00:36:52,166
我不想私闖民宅或玩角色扮演

697
00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:56,128
中國雞為什麼是橙色?

698
00:36:58,923 --> 00:37:00,007
好吧

699
00:37:01,342 --> 00:37:02,384
第一區

700
00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:21,570
{\an8}特技槍枝

701
00:37:23,906 --> 00:37:25,658
僅限空包彈

702
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,261
咖啡

703
00:37:46,929 --> 00:37:48,514
《邁阿密風雲》特技組

704
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:54,728
足部按摩

705
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,319
搞什...

706
00:38:32,016 --> 00:38:33,559
妳怎麼這麼面熟?

707
00:38:38,522 --> 00:38:40,649
- 我在哪認識妳?
- 我是伊姬史塔

708
00:38:40,649 --> 00:38:42,276
《金屬風暴》女主角

709
00:38:44,653 --> 00:38:46,030
我是萊德的女友

710
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:47,364
- 妳也在拍這部片
- 對啊

711
00:38:47,364 --> 00:38:49,450
妳演過《玩命劫車》,有個傢伙

712
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:51,577
偷開妳的車,妳射傷他的手說

713
00:38:51,577 --> 00:38:53,621
“你最好會開手排檔”

714
00:38:53,621 --> 00:38:55,623
但那是自排車,超瞎的

715
00:38:55,623 --> 00:38:58,042
- 妳又說得...
- 那是娜歐蜜華茲!

716
00:39:03,881 --> 00:39:05,007
我只是特技替身

717
00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:07,009
我也在拍《金屬風暴》

718
00:39:07,009 --> 00:39:10,012
騙人,這只是第一集

719
00:39:10,012 --> 00:39:11,263
我說我也在拍!

720
00:39:30,074 --> 00:39:31,575
這是道具刀?

721
00:39:33,118 --> 00:39:34,787
我很會演

722
00:39:34,787 --> 00:39:37,331
如果你真的是在拍片

723
00:39:37,498 --> 00:39:38,874
幹嘛偷偷摸摸跑來?

724
00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,960
我來找萊德

725
00:39:41,085 --> 00:39:43,420
他嗑藥太嗨又太多疑

726
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,131
覺得大家都想殺他

727
00:39:45,131 --> 00:39:47,883
我說“你不拍完這部電影”

728
00:39:47,883 --> 00:39:49,760
“我才會親手殺了你”

729
00:39:50,636 --> 00:39:52,638
這真的很靠腰

730
00:39:52,638 --> 00:39:54,723
我越早閃人越好

731
00:39:56,684 --> 00:40:00,104
哇咧,我要去哪找他?

732
00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:02,982
他常去的一間夜店

733
00:40:02,982 --> 00:40:05,151
你這散鬼肯定進不去

734
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:08,696
- 散鬼?
- 像你這種窮光蛋

735
00:40:08,696 --> 00:40:10,865
酷喔

736
00:40:11,323 --> 00:40:13,868
幹嘛穿《邁阿密風雲》特技組夾克?

737
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:15,619
我演的第一場秀

738
00:40:16,287 --> 00:40:18,164
我得從火圈中跳下船

739
00:40:19,123 --> 00:40:21,625
熟到兩手綁在背後都能跳

740
00:40:23,127 --> 00:40:25,796
哇,你自我感覺超良好

741
00:40:28,048 --> 00:40:29,884
是妳自己愛問的

742
00:40:29,884 --> 00:40:31,760
夜店今天是霓虹日

743
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,929
他都跟他的藥頭杜恩一起混

744
00:40:33,929 --> 00:40:36,098
他頭上有豹紋刺青

745
00:40:36,932 --> 00:40:39,935
你這樣進不去,要裝湯姆那副屌樣

746
00:40:39,935 --> 00:40:41,896
你是他的特技替身,應該會裝吧?

747
00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:44,023
我當然能裝一副屌樣

748
00:40:44,023 --> 00:40:46,358
做啥都不會有後果

749
00:40:51,864 --> 00:40:54,200
歐買尬,那是湯姆萊德嗎?

750
00:40:57,495 --> 00:41:00,414
特技替身,伊姬說你會來找我

751
00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:02,374
坐下來喝酒,你喝什麼?

752
00:41:02,374 --> 00:41:03,834
不了,我不喝酒

753
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:06,003
我來找萊德,看到他嗎?

754
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:09,799
給他來杯雪莉鄧波,坐啊

755
00:41:09,799 --> 00:41:13,385
別介意喔,我只想找到萊德

756
00:41:14,094 --> 00:41:15,971
怎麼都沒人想跟毒販哈拉?

757
00:41:20,142 --> 00:41:25,272
拍謝,我不是...故意得罪你

758
00:41:25,272 --> 00:41:27,942
只是萊德沒去片場

759
00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:29,068
好快喔

760
00:41:29,193 --> 00:41:30,528
你今天做了特技?

761
00:41:30,653 --> 00:41:32,404
只是...飛車翻滾

762
00:41:32,404 --> 00:41:35,825
只是飛車翻滾?聽到沒?

763
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,410
特技玩家!讚啦!

764
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,496
- 那是我的工作
- 我喜歡你

765
00:41:40,496 --> 00:41:42,206
高難度特技都是你做

766
00:41:42,873 --> 00:41:44,083
有這項奧斯卡獎嗎?

767
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:47,378
最佳特技?沒有

768
00:41:49,046 --> 00:41:50,047
並沒有

769
00:41:50,047 --> 00:41:51,757
敬無名英雄

770
00:41:52,299 --> 00:41:53,884
- 我非喝不可
- 是啊

771
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,349
別介意,我比較愛看卡通

772
00:42:00,349 --> 00:42:02,977
電影老是想弄得像真的

773
00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:07,106
但並不是,只是電影,不是真的

774
00:42:07,773 --> 00:42:08,941
所以我才喜歡卡通

775
00:42:08,941 --> 00:42:11,610
卡通不會假裝是真的

776
00:42:13,195 --> 00:42:15,239
你看過《小飛象》嗎?

777
00:42:15,656 --> 00:42:16,740
-《小飛象》?
- 對啊

778
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:18,450
《小飛象》改變了我的人生

779
00:42:18,784 --> 00:42:20,828
有場戲是小飛象喝了酒

780
00:42:20,828 --> 00:42:23,080
看到粉紅大象遊行之類的

781
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,791
我就想“我也要喝一杯”

782
00:42:25,791 --> 00:42:27,334
“來雙份的”

783
00:42:28,711 --> 00:42:29,962
嘿,特技玩家?

784
00:42:30,838 --> 00:42:31,839
跟我們來吧

785
00:42:32,173 --> 00:42:34,467
我們帶你去飯店鬆一下

786
00:43:20,596 --> 00:43:21,680
閃邊!給我閃邊!

787
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,848
閃邊!滾!

788
00:43:24,642 --> 00:43:27,353
閃邊!別碰我!

789
00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:31,065
{\an8}太空狗夜店

790
00:43:32,775 --> 00:43:33,818
快快快,計程車

791
00:43:33,818 --> 00:43:35,945
快走,快點!

792
00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:37,905
- 掰啦,兄弟
- 保重

793
00:43:48,624 --> 00:43:49,667
你在幹嘛,寇特?

794
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:52,211
你瞭的,我要阻止這輛車

795
00:43:52,211 --> 00:43:55,005
你太嗨了,而且超廢的!

796
00:43:55,256 --> 00:43:57,258
沒空聽你碎唸,晚點再說

797
00:44:06,016 --> 00:44:07,726
- 好吧
- 你在幹嘛?

798
00:44:07,852 --> 00:44:10,020
快開車啊,老兄

799
00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:12,273
別衝動,放輕鬆

800
00:44:12,273 --> 00:44:14,525
- 我只愛人不打人
- 萊德呢?

801
00:44:14,525 --> 00:44:15,985
他們給我錢對你下藥

802
00:44:15,985 --> 00:44:19,196
- 他們是誰?
- 萊德的保全組長

803
00:44:19,196 --> 00:44:21,574
我有時候拿毒品到飯店給他

804
00:44:21,574 --> 00:44:23,284
- 哪個房間?
- 我不知道

805
00:44:23,284 --> 00:44:24,493
他常常換

806
00:44:24,493 --> 00:44:26,829
向凱文要水果盤,他就給你房卡

807
00:44:26,829 --> 00:44:28,122
凱文,KEVIN

808
00:44:28,122 --> 00:44:29,707
- 我知道凱文!
- 真假?

809
00:44:29,707 --> 00:44:32,585
- 我不認識啦
- 你會認識他

810
00:44:32,585 --> 00:44:34,837
向他要水果盤,他會給你房卡

811
00:44:36,213 --> 00:44:37,798
- 這會多久?
- 啥米?

812
00:44:37,798 --> 00:44:39,967
- 這會多久?
- 你在說啥米?

813
00:44:39,967 --> 00:44:43,471
我被下了藥會嗨多久?

814
00:44:43,471 --> 00:44:45,181
當你不再看到獨角獸

815
00:44:50,936 --> 00:44:52,438
我要找凱文

816
00:44:53,022 --> 00:44:55,191
凱文正在休息

817
00:44:55,357 --> 00:44:57,693
那就找妳,我要點水果盤

818
00:44:58,819 --> 00:45:02,573
好吧,要我打給客房服務嗎?

819
00:45:02,573 --> 00:45:04,408
阿災,這是規矩嗎?

820
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:07,286
- 你有房間嗎?
- 有需要嗎?

821
00:45:07,286 --> 00:45:09,663
才能點...水果盤

822
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:11,123
- 寇特
- 水果盤

823
00:45:11,957 --> 00:45:14,710
- 哇,這造型超炫
- 嗨

824
00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:15,795
- 你的臉怎麼了?
- 嗨

825
00:45:15,795 --> 00:45:17,505
嗨,好吧

826
00:45:18,088 --> 00:45:19,715
- 抱歉
- 你還好吧?怎麼了?

827
00:45:19,715 --> 00:45:21,550
- 見到妳真好
- 你看起來好慘

828
00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:23,636
- 妳看起來好美
- 你摔倒了?

829
00:45:23,636 --> 00:45:26,138
- 怎麼回事?
- 妳超正的

830
00:45:26,138 --> 00:45:28,057
- 正到爆
- 你的臉在流血

831
00:45:28,057 --> 00:45:29,391
- 什麼?
- 你怎麼了?

832
00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:31,227
我在跑步,只是在跑步

833
00:45:31,227 --> 00:45:34,188
很奇怪的運動服

834
00:45:34,188 --> 00:45:35,439
- 這件?
- 對啊

835
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:37,817
機場弄錯我的行李

836
00:45:37,817 --> 00:45:40,486
但這套衣服能吸汗

837
00:45:40,945 --> 00:45:43,197
要當萊德的替身就該減減重

838
00:45:43,197 --> 00:45:44,782
你好像有點嗨

839
00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:47,159
我是有點...鏘

840
00:45:47,159 --> 00:45:50,996
我的血糖太低就會有點...

841
00:45:51,664 --> 00:45:53,415
最近才這樣?

842
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,210
- 最近才這樣?
- 蛤?

843
00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:57,670
- 最近才這樣?
- 妳換了新髮型?

844
00:45:57,670 --> 00:46:00,214
- 我剪短了,換了髮型
- 美呆了

845
00:46:00,339 --> 00:46:03,342
你換了手機號碼,我們扯平了

846
00:46:04,301 --> 00:46:06,220
是啊,我有很多新的...

847
00:46:06,387 --> 00:46:09,765
我受傷後對自己了解得很多

848
00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:11,642
你為什麼突然消失?

849
00:46:11,642 --> 00:46:13,769
天啊,我超想陪著你

850
00:46:15,437 --> 00:46:17,439
你一直騷擾她,她該怎麼

851
00:46:17,439 --> 00:46:19,358
做好她的工作?

852
00:46:20,776 --> 00:46:22,027
好吧

853
00:46:22,027 --> 00:46:23,237
去拿妳的東西

854
00:46:23,237 --> 00:46:25,698
- 然後就得閃
- 好喔

855
00:46:25,698 --> 00:46:28,284
- 怎麼回事?
- 寇特,你...

856
00:46:29,493 --> 00:46:31,954
- 你好像很忙
- 我超忙的

857
00:46:31,954 --> 00:46:33,622
很好

858
00:46:33,622 --> 00:46:34,790
到處跑來跑去

859
00:46:34,915 --> 00:46:36,167
改天邊喝酒邊聊

860
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,877
但是電影公司...

861
00:46:37,877 --> 00:46:40,296
把我煩到快要抓狂

862
00:46:40,421 --> 00:46:41,714
- 要修改第三幕
- 好

863
00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:43,466
第三幕有問題?

864
00:46:43,466 --> 00:46:45,301
- 我們要去辦正事
- 我得重寫

865
00:46:45,301 --> 00:46:46,635
- 我會重寫
- 好

866
00:46:46,635 --> 00:46:49,180
他們要我大幅修改

867
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:51,932
讓愛情故事有快樂結局

868
00:46:51,932 --> 00:46:53,642
- 但我覺得...
- 裘蒂...

869
00:46:53,642 --> 00:46:57,188
...走寫實路線比較好

870
00:46:57,188 --> 00:46:59,690
愛情故事通常都沒好下場

871
00:47:00,941 --> 00:47:03,444
- 瞭嗎?
- 我不苟同

872
00:47:03,444 --> 00:47:06,280
應該再多討論一下

873
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,490
是嗎?

874
00:47:07,490 --> 00:47:09,700
這很重要,是大結局啊

875
00:47:09,867 --> 00:47:10,868
好吧

876
00:47:13,287 --> 00:47:14,413
先生?

877
00:47:15,664 --> 00:47:16,874
- 嗨
- 怎樣?

878
00:47:16,874 --> 00:47:20,503
聽說你對水果盤有興趣

879
00:47:21,337 --> 00:47:24,340
- 凱文?
- 對,所以...

880
00:47:25,341 --> 00:47:27,718
東西...正在泡冰塊

881
00:47:48,197 --> 00:47:50,449
好了,拿去,抱歉

882
00:48:36,787 --> 00:48:39,123
- 喂?
- 用分割畫面如何?

883
00:48:39,123 --> 00:48:41,250
- 裘蒂?
- 是啊

884
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:43,502
方便嗎?你說可以打去...

885
00:48:43,502 --> 00:48:45,045
當然方便囉

886
00:48:45,045 --> 00:48:48,048
- 能討論一下嗎?
- 沒問題

887
00:48:48,174 --> 00:48:50,342
- 反正我沒在幹嘛
- 太好了

888
00:48:50,551 --> 00:48:52,636
分割畫面,對吧?

889
00:48:52,636 --> 00:48:54,763
你覺得是懷舊酷炫風格

890
00:48:54,763 --> 00:48:57,266
或者只是噱頭?

891
00:48:58,809 --> 00:49:00,853
我覺得超酷的

892
00:49:00,853 --> 00:49:02,813
妳要怎麼用?

893
00:49:02,813 --> 00:49:04,982
妳有什麼想法都跟我說

894
00:49:05,232 --> 00:49:07,401
跟我說妳的想像是怎樣

895
00:49:07,401 --> 00:49:10,488
他們都在銀幕上,卻在不同的世界

896
00:49:10,488 --> 00:49:13,282
- 對
- 視覺和情感都不同

897
00:49:13,282 --> 00:49:16,994
象徵這對戀人之間的隔閡

898
00:49:16,994 --> 00:49:18,287
我想要這樣

899
00:49:21,582 --> 00:49:24,043
- 妳要隔閡?
- 我要隔閡

900
00:49:28,506 --> 00:49:30,257
可是我並不覺得

901
00:49:30,257 --> 00:49:32,092
他們之間有任何隔閡

902
00:49:32,092 --> 00:49:33,636
你沒讀過劇本

903
00:49:35,721 --> 00:49:38,015
我只知道外星女和牛仔男

904
00:49:38,015 --> 00:49:42,019
他們的問題其實很容易解決

905
00:49:42,436 --> 00:49:44,855
裘蒂?這可以嗎?

906
00:49:44,855 --> 00:49:46,315
問題很容易解決?

907
00:49:46,315 --> 00:49:48,734
外星人入侵,地球滿目瘡痍

908
00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:50,361
電影公司要強調

909
00:49:50,361 --> 00:49:51,904
真愛征服一切的屁話

910
00:49:52,738 --> 00:49:54,532
我才不信那一套

911
00:49:54,907 --> 00:49:57,660
我得承認妳這麼說我超驚訝

912
00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,786
為什麼?

913
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:03,165
我只是穿著霓虹西裝的男生

914
00:50:03,165 --> 00:50:06,335
提醒女生她最愛看《新娘百分百》

915
00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:09,588
每年聖誕節都會看《愛是您愛是我》

916
00:50:09,713 --> 00:50:11,173
我今年又看了

917
00:50:11,173 --> 00:50:12,967
其實我並不喜歡

918
00:50:14,218 --> 00:50:15,928
- 妳比我想的更慘
- 我是很慘

919
00:50:15,928 --> 00:50:17,972
看《新娘百分百》也很傷心

920
00:50:17,972 --> 00:50:20,224
“快樂結局”讓我倒胃口

921
00:50:20,224 --> 00:50:21,976
《新娘百分百》沒有快樂結局

922
00:50:21,976 --> 00:50:23,310
胡說八道,當然有

923
00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:24,770
- 是嗎?
- 當然囉

924
00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:26,981
他們坐在公園長椅,她把頭靠在他膝蓋

925
00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:28,315
假裝她是普通女生

926
00:50:28,315 --> 00:50:32,319
也許吧,但她搞不好會再重新下海

927
00:50:32,319 --> 00:50:33,696
我們只知道她一開始

928
00:50:33,696 --> 00:50:35,447
除了親嘴什麼都肯做

929
00:50:35,447 --> 00:50:37,950
最後她才願意親他

930
00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:39,368
- 給大家希望
- 不對啦

931
00:50:39,368 --> 00:50:41,162
- 你把茱莉亞羅勃茲的電影...
- 這就夠了

932
00:50:41,162 --> 00:50:42,329
- ...搞混了
- 一點希望

933
00:50:42,496 --> 00:50:44,623
那是《麻雀變鳳凰》,她是應召女郎

934
00:50:44,832 --> 00:50:47,126
這是《新娘百分百》,她是大明星

935
00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:48,627
那就別聽我的,我啥都不懂

936
00:50:48,627 --> 00:50:51,964
妳是導演,會做出正確選擇

937
00:50:52,089 --> 00:50:53,507
我只是說像我這種粗人

938
00:50:53,507 --> 00:50:56,135
不會懂分割畫面的比喻

939
00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:58,429
你也許不懂,但至少會看到

940
00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:00,764
他們之間有一條分隔線

941
00:51:00,764 --> 00:51:02,892
模糊了會令人心碎

942
00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:05,478
也許這樣行不通

943
00:51:06,812 --> 00:51:10,149
- 他們不會在一起
- 是啊

944
00:51:12,193 --> 00:51:14,403
但世事難料,對吧?

945
00:51:14,403 --> 00:51:17,698
我們只知道牛仔男尬意外星女

946
00:51:18,574 --> 00:51:19,950
外星女喜歡牛仔男嗎?

947
00:51:19,950 --> 00:51:21,202
她猶豫不決

948
00:51:22,161 --> 00:51:24,747
對啦,因為他們有問題

949
00:51:25,372 --> 00:51:29,210
她是外星人他是牛仔,那是個問題

950
00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:31,587
難道他們不能克服嗎?

951
00:51:31,587 --> 00:51:34,340
我問妳,他們會試試看嗎?

952
00:51:36,091 --> 00:51:37,384
妳覺得怎樣?

953
00:51:38,803 --> 00:51:40,429
他們會不會試試看?

954
00:51:42,264 --> 00:51:43,891
我覺得...

955
00:51:45,976 --> 00:51:47,937
像這樣腦力激盪很讚

956
00:51:51,607 --> 00:51:55,402
所以,妳要用分割畫面嗎?

957
00:51:56,654 --> 00:51:57,988
我有更好的點子

958
00:51:59,907 --> 00:52:01,450
妳不需要分割畫面

959
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:04,245
這兩個角色彼此相愛

960
00:52:04,245 --> 00:52:06,080
什麼也不能拆散他們

961
00:52:07,665 --> 00:52:08,666
裘蒂?

962
00:52:10,626 --> 00:52:11,710
裘蒂?

963
00:52:35,609 --> 00:52:37,194
- 喂?
- 死人泡在冰塊

964
00:52:37,611 --> 00:52:38,779
啥米?

965
00:52:39,446 --> 00:52:42,449
飯店有個死人泡在冰塊,蓋兒

966
00:52:43,284 --> 00:52:44,785
等等,你在胡說什麼?

967
00:52:44,785 --> 00:52:47,079
妳覺得很扯就別點水果盤!

968
00:52:47,371 --> 00:52:49,915
等等,你是真的看到屍體?

969
00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:54,044
對,冰鎮的屍體,在飯店

970
00:52:54,253 --> 00:52:55,421
哪間飯店?

971
00:52:55,421 --> 00:52:57,339
我們剛剛去的飯店

972
00:52:57,465 --> 00:53:01,135
他死透了,他死透透了

973
00:53:01,135 --> 00:53:02,553
等等,你是怎麼去的?

974
00:53:02,553 --> 00:53:06,223
是妳叫我來的,妳嘛幫幫忙

975
00:53:06,223 --> 00:53:07,475
好啦,我瞭啦

976
00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:10,102
我照妳的話去萊德公寓

977
00:53:10,102 --> 00:53:12,855
伊姬拿武士刀砍我,給我穿霓虹西裝

978
00:53:12,855 --> 00:53:15,065
他們叫我去找豹紋刺青男

979
00:53:15,065 --> 00:53:16,859
他叫杜恩

980
00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:19,320
他的手下對我下藥

981
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,905
那並不好玩,蓋兒

982
00:53:20,905 --> 00:53:22,948
他們想要殺我

983
00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:25,034
退一步冷靜下來

984
00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:26,827
我會搞定一切

985
00:53:26,827 --> 00:53:29,079
別插手,我要報警

986
00:53:29,079 --> 00:53:30,247
你很兇耶

987
00:53:30,247 --> 00:53:32,625
抱歉我吼妳,我要報警

988
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:33,793
你不能報警

989
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:36,128
誰也不准說,聽好

990
00:53:36,128 --> 00:53:38,297
你不能報警

991
00:53:38,714 --> 00:53:41,050
- 先生
- 等等,那是誰?

992
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,385
- 警察,我跟他說
- 不...不行...

993
00:53:46,597 --> 00:53:48,557
這裡不准停車

994
00:53:53,103 --> 00:53:56,106
拍謝,只想確定你真的在那裡

995
00:53:57,399 --> 00:53:59,819
- 我在這裡
- 我要報案

996
00:54:00,361 --> 00:54:01,821
- 好吧
- 冰塊命案

997
00:54:08,118 --> 00:54:10,955
你還是會吃罰單,老兄

998
00:54:10,955 --> 00:54:12,206
好吧

999
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,379
我得告訴裘蒂死人的事

1000
00:54:18,379 --> 00:54:21,006
你怎知他死了?也許只是暈過去

1001
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,258
然後泡冰塊?

1002
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:25,636
對啊,泡冰塊能治療發炎

1003
00:54:25,636 --> 00:54:28,013
你忘了你在嗨嗎?

1004
00:54:28,013 --> 00:54:30,724
你怎麼老是唸我那件事?

1005
00:54:30,724 --> 00:54:32,643
你啥都先別說

1006
00:54:32,643 --> 00:54:34,311
你昨晚跟裘蒂說的...

1007
00:54:34,311 --> 00:54:36,063
- 我都忘了
- ...讓她超興奮

1008
00:54:36,063 --> 00:54:37,148
興奮個什麼勁?

1009
00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:40,776
我得替卡車弄個76米坡道

1010
00:54:40,776 --> 00:54:42,862
- 一天半要搞定!
- 很酷啊

1011
00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:44,989
今天還要拍一場打戲

1012
00:54:45,322 --> 00:54:48,534
裘蒂決定要用一鏡到底!

1013
00:54:48,534 --> 00:54:50,703
- 丹,你有說一鏡到底嗎?
- 有啊

1014
00:54:50,703 --> 00:54:51,912
- 超酷的
- 對吧?

1015
00:54:51,912 --> 00:54:53,622
- 是啊
- 他也很興奮

1016
00:54:53,622 --> 00:54:55,249
我想跟妳談一下

1017
00:54:55,249 --> 00:54:57,334
好,關於今天的戲份

1018
00:54:57,334 --> 00:54:58,586
- 萊德又沒來
- 對啊

1019
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,713
- 他大概喝茫了
- 真的很巧

1020
00:55:00,713 --> 00:55:03,632
我正想要跟妳談這種事

1021
00:55:03,632 --> 00:55:06,010
我也是,我們不需要他

1022
00:55:06,010 --> 00:55:07,261
不需要他

1023
00:55:07,261 --> 00:55:09,263
我昨晚靈光一閃,我跟你說

1024
00:55:09,263 --> 00:55:10,764
- 昨晚?
- 我超興奮的

1025
00:55:10,764 --> 00:55:13,267
- 是喔
- 我後來全都想通了

1026
00:55:13,267 --> 00:55:14,977
- 真假?
- 第三幕那場戲

1027
00:55:14,977 --> 00:55:16,270
我全都...

1028
00:55:16,270 --> 00:55:18,355
- 跟我談過以後?
- 我沒想到

1029
00:55:18,355 --> 00:55:19,857
- 你會突然跑來
- 是喔

1030
00:55:20,107 --> 00:55:22,193
- 的確是...很突然
- 是啊

1031
00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:24,111
但我在想也許...

1032
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,155
你來得正是時候

1033
00:55:26,739 --> 00:55:28,574
我想拍一場動作戲份

1034
00:55:28,574 --> 00:55:32,620
卻沒靈感,這要有追求愛情的fu

1035
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:35,790
為了你的摯愛會做多大的犧牲...

1036
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:38,375
你瞭的,然後...

1037
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:40,503
我發現萊德超不會演戲

1038
00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,213
- 他活像個木頭人
- 沒錯

1039
00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:45,257
他跑得很彆扭又不會做特技

1040
00:55:45,382 --> 00:55:47,968
你可以,你超會

1041
00:55:48,302 --> 00:55:49,678
你啥都能演

1042
00:55:49,678 --> 00:55:51,514
我叫你做啥都行

1043
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,474
我的腦袋突然...

1044
00:55:54,391 --> 00:55:55,392
超酷的

1045
00:55:55,392 --> 00:55:57,144
- 不需要跳接和噱頭
- 真假?

1046
00:55:57,144 --> 00:55:59,188
什麼都不要,只要你...

1047
00:56:00,105 --> 00:56:01,482
- 完成這部電影
- 哇

1048
00:56:01,482 --> 00:56:03,609
甚至拍出一部偉大電影

1049
00:56:04,443 --> 00:56:06,612
- 哇,好吧
- 你覺得呢?

1050
00:56:06,904 --> 00:56:08,155
想跟我合作嗎?

1051
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,825
四小時內拍完雪梨歌劇院這場戲?

1052
00:56:10,825 --> 00:56:12,076
3小時52分鐘

1053
00:56:12,076 --> 00:56:14,119
- 3小時52分鐘
- 好

1054
00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:17,414
- 我們還在等什麼?
- 太好了

1055
00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:19,375
梵蒂,快點

1056
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,585
我要用電腦特效換掉你的臉

1057
00:56:21,585 --> 00:56:23,129
天啊,換掉我的臉吧

1058
00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:24,255
我會換上萊德的臉

1059
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,715
- 太好了
- 好吧

1060
00:56:26,882 --> 00:56:29,468
準備好了嗎?打開人造雨

1061
00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:36,225
我要閃一邊,預備...開始!

1062
00:56:52,324 --> 00:56:54,368
- 叫他拿著槍耍帥
- 好

1063
00:56:54,368 --> 00:56:55,786
那會很酷炫...

1064
00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:22,980
我不想看

1065
00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:27,193
- 像那樣?
- 對,再來一次

1066
00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:28,402
開始!

1067
00:57:38,871 --> 00:57:40,748
- 拉吧
- 等一下

1068
00:57:40,748 --> 00:57:41,999
- 然後往下托?
- 對

1069
00:57:49,715 --> 00:57:52,718
我們沒拍到那個動作

1070
00:57:52,718 --> 00:57:54,595
- 再來一次
- 好

1071
00:57:54,595 --> 00:57:55,679
吃完你的三明治

1072
00:58:18,035 --> 00:58:19,036
謝謝

1073
00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:20,621
拍得怎樣,老大?

1074
00:58:20,621 --> 00:58:22,790
很讚,真的很棒

1075
00:58:22,915 --> 00:58:25,543
我們要去唱卡拉OK

1076
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:29,046
你想唱歌也可以一起去

1077
00:58:29,046 --> 00:58:30,631
我想要你去

1078
00:58:31,715 --> 00:58:33,926
- 我會去的
- 好吧

1079
00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:37,805
我幹嘛那樣?超遜的

1080
00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:39,265
- 真假?
- 那是誰啊?

1081
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,474
- 好吧
- 是啊

1082
00:58:40,474 --> 00:58:41,976
很好,把槍放好

1083
00:58:41,976 --> 00:58:44,562
放好了,假裝你沒看到

1084
00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,568
妳喜歡克莉絲汀或布蘭妮?

1085
00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:54,029
我看到囉

1086
00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:57,116
- 我們比手指槍?
- 對啊

1087
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,119
是她先比的

1088
00:59:00,411 --> 00:59:01,704
嗨

1089
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,207
- 我沒吃早餐
- 你明明有

1090
00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,084
- 哪有?
- 我給了你早餐捲餅

1091
00:59:07,209 --> 00:59:09,420
這其實是三餐費用...

1092
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:11,380
沒關係,簽名就好

1093
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:13,507
別人不像我這麼講理

1094
00:59:13,507 --> 00:59:15,384
- 我知道
- 瞭嗎?

1095
00:59:15,509 --> 00:59:19,680
- 這是什麼?
- 5點55分的機票

1096
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,391
- 有輛車在等你
- 現在?

1097
00:59:22,516 --> 00:59:27,354
對,寇特,這件事很嚴重

1098
00:59:28,063 --> 00:59:29,690
我跟裘蒂說要去唱歌

1099
00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:32,151
很抱歉我硬要把你找來

1100
00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:33,944
又害你惹上麻煩

1101
00:59:33,944 --> 00:59:35,905
我要趁情況變糟前把你弄走

1102
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,865
收拾行李,別錯過班機

1103
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,700
謝謝你,抱歉

1104
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:42,578
我遲到了,我得帶萊德的狗去日托中心

1105
00:59:42,578 --> 00:59:44,622
毛毛不洗燕麥澡會起疹子

1106
00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,665
我應該找別的工作嗎?

1107
00:59:47,249 --> 00:59:48,626
{\an8}妳是萊德的助理一定知道

1108
00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:52,046
{\an8}我只知道萊德明天再不來

1109
00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:54,590
電影公司就會喊卡

1110
00:59:54,715 --> 00:59:57,593
可憐的裘蒂會被炒魷魚

1111
00:59:57,593 --> 00:59:59,637
如果你想和我在一起

1112
00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:03,224
我是瘋了還是奈吉很性感?

1113
01:00:04,308 --> 01:00:06,310
他...哇塞

1114
01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:08,854
他有很多優點

1115
01:00:08,854 --> 01:00:10,189
- 是啊
- 上吧,梵蒂

1116
01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:11,315
- 真假?
- 真的

1117
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:31,252
尚克勞

1118
01:00:31,252 --> 01:00:34,004
你好啊

1119
01:00:34,004 --> 01:00:36,257
最近怎樣?

1120
01:00:36,882 --> 01:00:39,301
你真是隻乖狗狗

1121
01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:42,054
- 拍謝,他只會聽法文
- 哇災

1122
01:00:42,054 --> 01:00:44,807
我們拍過一部片,他竟然領養他

1123
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,475
為了在派對上炫耀

1124
01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:48,477
他聽指令會咬男生的蛋蛋

1125
01:00:48,477 --> 01:00:51,021
- 我知道啦,母湯喔
- 攻擊

1126
01:00:51,021 --> 01:00:53,315
- 艾瑪,我是寇特...
- 寇特席佛

1127
01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:55,234
我知道你是誰

1128
01:00:55,359 --> 01:00:56,902
你想和我在一起

1129
01:00:56,902 --> 01:00:59,864
我能實現你願望

1130
01:00:59,864 --> 01:01:02,658
你得留下好印象

1131
01:01:02,658 --> 01:01:04,910
你得喜歡你做的事

1132
01:01:04,910 --> 01:01:06,537
我是瓶中精靈

1133
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:09,415
我上次見到湯姆一切很正常

1134
01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:11,834
他和亨利嗑嗨了

1135
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,044
脫了上衣扭打在一起

1136
01:01:14,628 --> 01:01:16,755
但隔天早上蓋兒慌張地打給我

1137
01:01:16,881 --> 01:01:19,758
放下手上的事,湯姆又弄丟手機了

1138
01:01:19,758 --> 01:01:20,968
於是我找到了手機

1139
01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:24,847
萊德的變態保鑣跩哥剛打來問我

1140
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:27,933
各位,明天一早的通告,別遲到

1141
01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:29,727
好吧,謝了,兄弟

1142
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:31,937
兩杯龍舌蘭

1143
01:01:31,937 --> 01:01:33,355
- 蓋兒
- 嘿

1144
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:36,484
我以為妳不愛參加這種活動

1145
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:37,735
妳在胡說什麼?

1146
01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:39,987
我超愛聽別人亂唱我的愛歌

1147
01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:41,071
謝謝

1148
01:01:41,071 --> 01:01:42,573
史努比狗狗《琴酒果汁》

1149
01:01:42,948 --> 01:01:44,450
我得趕去卡拉OK店

1150
01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:45,534
嗨

1151
01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:47,203
{\an8}謝了,艾美

1152
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:48,996
{\an8}再見,尚克勞

1153
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:51,040
{\an8}妳得弄掉手機,怎麼不交給蓋兒?

1154
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,250
手機裡面的內容

1155
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,378
能像火箭砲一樣毀了某人的事業

1156
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,256
我很高興把它交給一個好人

1157
01:01:59,381 --> 01:02:00,382
好吧...

1158
01:02:00,382 --> 01:02:01,717
只要價格公道

1159
01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,470
- 妳要什麼?
- 掛名製片

1160
01:02:04,470 --> 01:02:05,930
《金屬風暴》?

1161
01:02:06,096 --> 01:02:08,724
我需要保障,這件事會害慘我

1162
01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:11,060
我只是特技演員,能做什麼?

1163
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,062
你和導演約過會

1164
01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:15,272
又快要跟她重新點燃

1165
01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:18,150
一段短暫卻激烈的愛火

1166
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:20,110
妳這麼覺得嗎?

1167
01:02:20,110 --> 01:02:23,113
- 我覺得...
- 你答應囉?

1168
01:02:24,114 --> 01:02:26,951
- 它能幫你找到萊德
- 我盡量

1169
01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:30,121
我沒密碼,你自己想辦法

1170
01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:32,706
找到萊德,我要你簽保密協議

1171
01:02:32,957 --> 01:02:35,042
- 這行業...
- 我才沒這閒工夫

1172
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:36,877
我要去唱卡拉OK

1173
01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:48,264
尚克勞!

1174
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,310
萊德的手機在哪裡?

1175
01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:02,736
我在幹嘛?我在幹嘛?

1176
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:05,823
妳說他離開了?

1177
01:03:06,323 --> 01:03:07,908
- 誰?
- 寇特

1178
01:03:07,908 --> 01:03:09,410
沒啊,他要來這裡

1179
01:03:09,410 --> 01:03:12,371
- 他會來唱卡拉OK
- 裘蒂,我...

1180
01:03:12,913 --> 01:03:14,540
我給了他機票

1181
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:19,378
我看到了!

1182
01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:24,341
坐穩了

1183
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,650
我需要他完成這部電影

1184
01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:44,361
妳怎麼不先跟我說?

1185
01:03:50,701 --> 01:03:51,827
給我

1186
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,040
好吧,別罵我孬種

1187
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,251
別激動,硬漢

1188
01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:11,597
好了,尚克勞

1189
01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:14,183
結束後我請你喝酒

1190
01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:15,559
攻擊!

1191
01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:19,522
滾開!救命!

1192
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:22,024
妳事情太多了,妳應該跟我說

1193
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:23,317
真是一團亂...

1194
01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:24,944
拍謝,再來一杯,謝謝

1195
01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:42,670
退後!退後!

1196
01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:52,471
我以為妳要我把他趕走

1197
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,099
他就這樣走了?

1198
01:04:57,434 --> 01:04:58,644
需要幫個忙

1199
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,939
你替誰工作?

1200
01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:03,691
- 萊德呢?他在哪?
- 不知道!

1201
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:16,078
手機呢?我要那支影片!

1202
01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:17,455
哇,他沒跟妳說?

1203
01:05:17,913 --> 01:05:19,039
尚克勞!

1204
01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:25,463
請再來一杯

1205
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:30,301
- 我...
- 謝謝

1206
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:33,220
- 我以為我在盡職
- 沒關係

1207
01:05:33,220 --> 01:05:35,639
- 妳知道嗎?
- 他想怎樣都行

1208
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:38,476
他是個大男人,想做什麼都行

1209
01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:40,060
- 他應該...
- 是啊

1210
01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:43,189
- ...走自己的路
- 妳現在可以專心了

1211
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,398
- 是啊
- 妳知道...

1212
01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:46,442
妳知道這部片會大賣嗎?

1213
01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:49,236
- 我知道
- 外太空版的...

1214
01:05:49,236 --> 01:05:51,655
外太空版的《日正當中》

1215
01:05:51,655 --> 01:05:54,033
沒錯,聽妳自己說

1216
01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:57,369
- 忘了他吧
- 下一位是裘蒂

1217
01:05:57,369 --> 01:05:58,913
這裡有沒有裘蒂?

1218
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,664
有!就在這裡!

1219
01:06:00,664 --> 01:06:02,875
請熱烈歡迎裘蒂!

1220
01:06:04,835 --> 01:06:06,629
我要改唱另一首歌

1221
01:06:07,671 --> 01:06:10,466
- 好喔
- 那首

1222
01:06:28,192 --> 01:06:31,403
我怎能讓你就此離去

1223
01:06:31,403 --> 01:06:34,740
讓你不留痕跡地離去

1224
01:06:51,048 --> 01:06:54,135
你怎能就這樣離開我

1225
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,471
而我只能眼睜睜看著你離去

1226
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,431
尚克勞...

1227
01:06:59,431 --> 01:07:00,724
快上!

1228
01:07:13,737 --> 01:07:16,866
好好看我一眼吧

1229
01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:21,245
如今只有一片空虛

1230
01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:22,746
我超愛這首歌

1231
01:07:22,746 --> 01:07:27,251
這裡沒有留下什麼讓我想起你

1232
01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:30,087
只有對你容顏的記憶

1233
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,204
回過頭來看我在哭泣

1234
01:08:18,219 --> 01:08:19,929
大家一起唱

1235
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:22,932
好好看我一眼吧

1236
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,443
放開我!

1237
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,541
- 剎車!
- 有東西卡住!

1238
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,169
尚克勞,你還坐著幹嘛?

1239
01:08:52,169 --> 01:08:53,461
把水瓶咬走

1240
01:09:07,684 --> 01:09:09,311
你沒事吧?

1241
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:13,482
妳呢?

1242
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:20,613
然而我只能癡癡等著你

1243
01:09:20,613 --> 01:09:23,576
那是我必須面對的

1244
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,829
好好看我一眼吧

1245
01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:31,291
因我仍將佇立在此

1246
01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:34,753
你也將回到我身邊

1247
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:37,214
克服重重難關

1248
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:40,925
我必須冒這個險

1249
01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,101
- 午夜變得騷動不安
- 寇特?

1250
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:50,853
你人在何處

1251
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:54,064
- 裘蒂呢?
- 她走了

1252
01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:55,441
你去了哪?

1253
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:57,568
銳舞趴?水溝?

1254
01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:59,195
幹嘛牽著狗狗?

1255
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,613
說來話長

1256
01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:04,658
來杯龍舌蘭日落和一杯水

1257
01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:05,951
馬上來

1258
01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:11,665
這是什麼?

1259
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,211
- 萊德的手機
- 怎麼會在你那?

1260
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,588
有些大壞蛋想搶走它

1261
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,465
真假?啥米?

1262
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,550
我得查出上面有什麼

1263
01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:24,720
然後找到萊德,拍完裘蒂的電影

1264
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,641
好吧,梵蒂是個科技天才

1265
01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:31,143
- 謝謝大家!
- 梵蒂!

1266
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,312
- 讚啦
- 嘿!

1267
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:37,525
- 怎樣,兩位?
- 不錯啊

1268
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,902
妳能駭入手機嗎?

1269
01:10:42,863 --> 01:10:44,406
我看過這種手機

1270
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,450
這玩意就像金庫

1271
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:48,661
我要花兩三天才能駭入

1272
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,204
但妳是科技天才啊

1273
01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:51,330
要是沒有三天呢?

1274
01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:53,207
那你就需要密碼

1275
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:54,416
你是下一個

1276
01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:57,086
奈吉,奈吉!

1277
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,298
以我對萊德的了解

1278
01:11:01,298 --> 01:11:03,717
密碼一定寫在他公寓的便利貼

1279
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,010
好吧

1280
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:09,306
下一位是丹,上台吧!

1281
01:11:09,306 --> 01:11:11,392
來吧,丹,別害羞

1282
01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,477
來啊,上台啊

1283
01:11:13,477 --> 01:11:14,812
你欠我一次

1284
01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:16,856
喝完你的飲料

1285
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,111
一定就在這裡

1286
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,488
我們分開找,尚克勞...

1287
01:11:24,488 --> 01:11:26,198
看好鳳頭鸚鵡

1288
01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:31,412
《邁阿密風雲》特技組

1289
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,501
{\an8}火療師

1290
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:38,586
{\an8}假裝唸過茱莉亞學院

1291
01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:41,881
摩莫亞或瑪莫亞

1292
01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:51,307
賣掉鳳頭鸚鵡

1293
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,267
買無尾熊!

1294
01:11:56,979 --> 01:12:00,024
你知道嗎?我值得喝這瓶酒

1295
01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:03,486
豬頭

1296
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,820
手機密碼114144598

1297
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,657
寇特?寇特!

1298
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,326
我找到了!寇特!

1299
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,619
敬完成電影

1300
01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,662
我搞定了

1301
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,708
好吧,那傢伙提到一支影片

1302
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:22,087
寶貝,我正在工作,但我要送妳禮物

1303
01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:24,840
一個小驚喜,就在我屁屁上面

1304
01:12:24,965 --> 01:12:26,675
歐買尬,遮住眼睛

1305
01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:28,719
我看過太多次他的屁屁

1306
01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,054
是那樣拼的嗎?

1307
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,182
吾等不滿之冬

1308
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,392
被約克的紅日照耀成光榮之夏

1309
01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:36,769
他真是個混球

1310
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,940
- 但他超屌的
- 籠罩著我們的烏雲...

1311
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:42,983
這個呢?

1312
01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:47,404
那是他助理說的派對

1313
01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:49,740
伊姬

1314
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,785
那是亨利,萊德的特技替身

1315
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:56,747
他很像飯店那傢伙

1316
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,543
你嗑嗨的時候?

1317
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,044
你也看到獨角獸?

1318
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380
和泡在冰塊的死人

1319
01:13:09,593 --> 01:13:11,887
好耶!來吧!

1320
01:13:11,887 --> 01:13:13,681
啥米!啥米!

1321
01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,975
我自己做特技動作?

1322
01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:19,353
應該是喔,我親自上陣!

1323
01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:20,813
好耶,寶貝!

1324
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:32,283
手機給我,把手機給我...

1325
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,788
- 他們殺了亨利?
- 慘了

1326
01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,717
他們殺死亨利

1327
01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,052
是梵蒂

1328
01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:55,806
- 嘿...
- 丹,打開新聞台

1329
01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,934
我不敢相信

1330
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:02,688
{\an8}今早在飯店發現的死者

1331
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,064
{\an8}已被確認為

1332
01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:05,232
{\an8}亨利哈雷拉

1333
01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:08,777
{\an8}動作巨星湯姆萊德的特技替身

1334
01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:10,112
{\an8}警方正以謀殺案

1335
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,447
{\an8}調查這起命案

1336
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:14,742
{\an8}主嫌是另一名特技演員寇特席佛

1337
01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,035
{\an8}他曾經去過

1338
01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:18,412
{\an8}屍體被發現的飯店房間

1339
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,457
{\an8}警方公開這段監視錄影

1340
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:24,084
{\an8}顯示席佛逃離犯罪現場

1341
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,545
若有任何線報,請幫幫忙

1342
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,882
打給螢幕底下的報案熱線

1343
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,218
稍後會有更多報導...

1344
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,932
我得打給裘蒂

1345
01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:42,520
現在是宇宙邊緣的日正當中

1346
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,023
- 那是哪一次?
- 第四鏡次

1347
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,483
請回答 急事

1348
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,652
這活像是火人祭

1349
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,321
我的蛋蛋濕透了,我需要毛巾

1350
01:14:54,114 --> 01:14:55,366
事態嚴重 裘蒂

1351
01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:56,534
我麻煩大了

1352
01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:58,077
他老是忘了有戴麥克風

1353
01:14:58,077 --> 01:14:59,370
我知道

1354
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,539
- 他老愛瞎扯
- 我知道啦

1355
01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:02,623
我惹上大麻煩

1356
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,750
她是開了飛航模式嗎?

1357
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:09,130
這是《絕命追殺令》,你是哈里遜福特...

1358
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,299
...壞蛋隨時都會追來

1359
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:16,554
- 我要戰斧
- 可惡

1360
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,973
“你要活著,千萬別死”

1361
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:22,184
“不管要多久,不管有多遠”

1362
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,687
“我...都會...找到你!”

1363
01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,314
《大地英豪》

1364
01:15:27,314 --> 01:15:29,525
讚啦!特技組!

1365
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,153
可惡

1366
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:35,239
動作巨星湯姆萊德並未發言

1367
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:46,208
靠,這是橡膠做的?天啊

1368
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:03,476
丹尼爾戴路易斯!

1369
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:19,867
傑森包恩!

1370
01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,635
巨石強森!

1371
01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,138
把手機給我!

1372
01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:48,270
手機咧,特技替身?

1373
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,772
我們得把手機交給警察

1374
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,398
- 好
- 只有它才能...

1375
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,078
《痛苦無間道》

1376
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:20,678
喂!丸子頭!

1377
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:22,763
手機在哪裡?

1378
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,266
尚克勞,攻擊!

1379
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:37,736
把槍給我

1380
01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:40,990
- 小心點
- 閉嘴!

1381
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,201
我要去前門確定沒人在

1382
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,369
- 好
- 好吧

1383
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,912
- 帶上尚克勞
- 好

1384
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,997
來吧!

1385
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,668
就你和我,特技演員

1386
01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:54,920
靠

1387
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:07,975
寇特掛了

1388
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,102
大隻佬逃走了

1389
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,611
只限空包彈

1390
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,740
你行的...你行的...

1391
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:26,202
不行!太危險了!

1392
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:27,745
我要走樓梯

1393
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:29,330
好啦...好啦...

1394
01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:47,431
寇特,兄弟

1395
01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:53,187
妳看看

1396
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:55,189
我們在拍電影

1397
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,025
請妳迴避一下

1398
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,611
好的

1399
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:05,491
蓋兒,妳好嚴肅喔

1400
01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:08,577
記得跩哥吧?

1401
01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:12,540
特技演員

1402
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,792
我忘不了那一拳

1403
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:18,254
我需要那支手機,在哪裡?

1404
01:19:18,546 --> 01:19:20,673
事情緊急,我必須知道

1405
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:26,178
它能證明你殺死亨利,不是我

1406
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,680
- 那支手機?
- 這個嘛...

1407
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,682
我要牢牢拿著

1408
01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:32,143
只有它能讓我活命

1409
01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:34,061
啥米?

1410
01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,105
他是主嫌,裘蒂

1411
01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:38,691
蓋兒,拜託

1412
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:41,402
開什麼玩笑?寇特?

1413
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,320
- 不可能!
- 我也這麼說

1414
01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:47,992
出了什麼錯?出了什麼錯?

1415
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:50,286
你就像007大壞蛋

1416
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,788
在超級遊艇旁邊拷問我

1417
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,206
豬頭!

1418
01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:55,708
出了什麼錯?

1419
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,461
我沒出錯!

1420
01:20:01,589 --> 01:20:03,340
你變了

1421
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,134
你變了

1422
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,470
是啊

1423
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:10,723
我們以前就像一對好兄弟

1424
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,976
建立演員和特技替身之間的神聖關係

1425
01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:15,686
- 天啊
- 是啊

1426
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,688
妳覺得寇特會殺人嗎?

1427
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:19,982
- 不會
- 妳有沒有跟他們說?

1428
01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:23,402
他有一次花了23分鐘趕走一隻小強

1429
01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:24,695
我說“踩死牠吧”,他卻說

1430
01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:26,238
“很冷耶,讓牠活吧”

1431
01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:28,407
我都跟他們說了

1432
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,868
我說他是我認識的那個人

1433
01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:32,828
- 妳有強調嗎?
- 當然有

1434
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,748
因為妳派他去機場了

1435
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,583
他沒有上飛機,裘蒂

1436
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,251
我們一起拍過幾部電影?

1437
01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,086
- 我不知道
- 太多了數不完

1438
01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,797
我都指定要你,對吧?

1439
01:20:42,797 --> 01:20:46,258
我讓你演電影,我有助理

1440
01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:48,219
妝髮師、訓練師...

1441
01:20:48,219 --> 01:20:51,430
然後是萊德的首席特技替身寇特席佛

1442
01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:53,516
那都是我替你做的

1443
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,976
你要替我做什麼?

1444
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:57,645
死吧,我猜?

1445
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,940
死,對吧?是這樣嗎?

1446
01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:02,650
- 這不是針對你
- 我還是超不爽

1447
01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:03,859
是啊,看得出來

1448
01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,529
- 拷打、下藥...
- 只是公事公辦

1449
01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,823
- ...我超不爽
- 湯姆萊德是全球品牌

1450
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:13,452
我能影響市場,我玩完了...股價會跳水

1451
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:17,998
你摔斷背,我馬上找人取代你

1452
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:22,086
如果你乖乖幹活而不是想搶我鋒頭

1453
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:25,005
這就不會發生,亨利不會在場

1454
01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,466
他也不會出意外,至於你的意外...

1455
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:30,511
你害我不爽,我就讓你摔死

1456
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:31,887
等一下,什麼?

1457
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:34,431
什麼?

1458
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,560
你說要讓我摔死?

1459
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:39,895
你把我逼急了

1460
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,814
你按了按鈕,你沒有啦

1461
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:43,691
是我按下按鈕

1462
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:50,364
我得設法除掉你

1463
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,747
那是你幹的?

1464
01:21:58,747 --> 01:21:59,832
對

1465
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,297
我得教訓教訓你

1466
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,175
你開始耍大牌了

1467
01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:10,968
亨利也一樣

1468
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:14,513
嘿,你親自演出特技嗎?

1469
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,057
我親自演出特技嗎?

1470
01:22:17,057 --> 01:22:19,059
在那麼多人面前很丟臉耶

1471
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:22,229
我要好好把你踢爆

1472
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:27,902
但是蓋兒...記得她吧?

1473
01:22:27,902 --> 01:22:29,445
我認識她15年了

1474
01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,113
我忘了,你退出了很久

1475
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,239
是我介紹你們認識

1476
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:33,949
她打給我說“情況不妙”

1477
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,368
對行銷宣傳很糟糕

1478
01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:39,205
一直碎碎唸,謀殺案...

1479
01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:40,998
我知道,我...

1480
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:44,710
我現在不需要這種鳥事

1481
01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:46,921
該死的亨利!

1482
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,380
別擔心

1483
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:52,927
保持低調,我會搞定一切

1484
01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:57,097
也許我們並不瞭解其他人

1485
01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:59,809
- 天啊
- 妳瞭吧?

1486
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:02,520
天啊,是寇特

1487
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,522
- 手機給我
- 妳想幹嘛?

1488
01:23:04,522 --> 01:23:06,816
真是的,蓋兒!

1489
01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:09,193
- 真抱歉
- 我的天啊

1490
01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:10,820
- 我來幫妳
- 住手

1491
01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,279
給我一點時間

1492
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:13,948
- 好
- 給我一點時間

1493
01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:16,158
快啊

1494
01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,786
這計畫超簡單

1495
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:23,207
冰鎮亨利的屍體不讓它腐爛

1496
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:26,001
把你從藏身處挖出來

1497
01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:27,169
我的人生,沒錯

1498
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,630
掃描你的臉

1499
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,258
跩哥會把你P到命案影片

1500
01:23:32,383 --> 01:23:36,512
把你和亨利的屍體推下雪梨港灣大橋

1501
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,140
砰,謀殺自殺案

1502
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,599
卡,搞定了

1503
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:41,892
下一場戲,棒呆了

1504
01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:44,228
我們對簡單有不同的定義

1505
01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:47,523
你就是不肯服輸,你就是要大鬧一場

1506
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,526
那就是你的作風,但你知道嗎?

1507
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:53,529
這還行得通,因為有謀殺案

1508
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,322
現在只需要你自殺

1509
01:23:58,284 --> 01:23:59,326
真可悲

1510
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:02,246
劇情太複雜,太多解釋性台詞

1511
01:24:02,246 --> 01:24:04,039
別搞自殺那一套

1512
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,916
劇情太複雜,觀眾會看不懂

1513
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:08,586
寇特,手機咧?

1514
01:24:08,586 --> 01:24:10,838
湯姆,你得吃澱粉!

1515
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,216
你的大腦靠血糖運作

1516
01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:18,721
你要有簡單的認知功能

1517
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:22,516
寇特,你是替死鬼,瞭嗎?

1518
01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:24,101
手機呢?

1519
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:28,814
你可以整晚都一直挨打

1520
01:24:29,315 --> 01:24:31,484
有些人不行

1521
01:24:31,484 --> 01:24:34,612
我可以把丹帶來,或是裘蒂

1522
01:24:34,612 --> 01:24:37,490
- 我喜歡裘蒂,但你也知道
- 沒有手機

1523
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,994
- 那就是劇情轉折
- 沒有手機

1524
01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:44,789
他從我手上把它射爆

1525
01:24:44,789 --> 01:24:46,373
就在上面,去看看

1526
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:49,126
你們全都去,我會等

1527
01:24:49,877 --> 01:24:52,129
- 他射爆它
- 你不知道嗎?

1528
01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:54,590
太扯了,我一直想告訴你

1529
01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:55,841
才沒有

1530
01:24:55,966 --> 01:24:58,928
我躲在門後,他從我手上射爆它!

1531
01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:00,179
不是吧

1532
01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:01,430
替我鬆綁

1533
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,557
- 真是鬆了一口氣
- 超扯的

1534
01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:06,352
你說對了,只有手機能讓你活命

1535
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:11,857
真希望你能看到裘蒂執導的《金屬風暴》

1536
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:13,359
一定會超讚

1537
01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:17,071
老實說...肯定會叫好叫座

1538
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:20,574
沒這麼臭屁了吧?

1539
01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:22,827
天啊,麥克,小心點

1540
01:25:27,498 --> 01:25:30,459
真希望我們沒撕破臉,那很不應該

1541
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,795
特技演員,喝飽飽吧

1542
01:25:33,546 --> 01:25:34,797
來吧

1543
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,550
救命啊!

1544
01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:38,717
閉嘴

1545
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:39,927
救命

1546
01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,512
- 閉嘴
- 救命

1547
01:25:41,512 --> 01:25:43,472
給我閉嘴

1548
01:25:52,106 --> 01:25:54,984
這次是玩真的

1549
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,543
快去開船,他逃走了

1550
01:26:25,181 --> 01:26:26,265
該死!

1551
01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:37,878
寇特

1552
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,296
天啊

1553
01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:41,465
- 寇特?
- 嘿

1554
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,259
- 怎麼回事?
- 妳唱了什麼?

1555
01:27:43,259 --> 01:27:45,094
- 啥米?
- 卡拉OK啊

1556
01:27:45,094 --> 01:27:46,929
- 抱歉沒趕到
- 沒關係,聽好

1557
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,389
大家都說你殺了亨利

1558
01:27:48,389 --> 01:27:49,473
- 是真的嗎?
- 不是

1559
01:27:49,473 --> 01:27:51,267
妳會聽到很多謊言

1560
01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:54,103
我只想說我剛到這裡

1561
01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:56,480
妳問我好不好,我比了大拇指

1562
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,773
妳說“特技演員超討厭”

1563
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,818
妳說的對,那是刻板印象

1564
01:28:00,818 --> 01:28:03,320
但特技演員就是愛比大拇指

1565
01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:08,868
那也算是我們的訓練

1566
01:28:08,868 --> 01:28:12,079
當你被車撞飛,被丟出窗外

1567
01:28:12,079 --> 01:28:14,123
全身著火,你都要比大拇指

1568
01:28:14,707 --> 01:28:19,628
但...我出的意外並不是意外...

1569
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,256
我...

1570
01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,384
我並不好

1571
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:30,973
不是因為我摔斷背,而是因為我覺得...

1572
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,018
...我很失敗

1573
01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:41,066
我終於發現...我不是無所不能

1574
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:43,277
真讓人驚訝

1575
01:28:44,612 --> 01:28:49,158
我當時就想也許我沒那麼特別,於是...

1576
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,744
...我就以為比不了大拇指的我

1577
01:28:51,744 --> 01:28:54,538
不是妳愛上的男人,我就自動消失

1578
01:28:55,289 --> 01:28:57,625
但我不只是放棄了妳

1579
01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,127
其實我也...

1580
01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:04,465
...放棄了我自己

1581
01:29:06,509 --> 01:29:07,885
反正呢,很抱歉

1582
01:29:08,803 --> 01:29:11,055
妳值得更好的,對不起

1583
01:29:11,055 --> 01:29:12,640
我只要你說實話

1584
01:29:13,891 --> 01:29:17,061
老實說...那一切都很痛

1585
01:29:22,483 --> 01:29:24,360
被車撞到很痛

1586
01:29:25,152 --> 01:29:27,071
被丟出窗外很痛

1587
01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:29,907
全身著火真的很痛

1588
01:29:31,367 --> 01:29:32,618
但是...

1589
01:29:37,373 --> 01:29:39,792
不能跟妳在一起最痛

1590
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:44,004
你在哪裡?

1591
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:48,134
那是電影台詞或是我瞎掰的?

1592
01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,636
- 挺不錯的
- 他在那裡!

1593
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:51,804
想用就拿去用

1594
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:56,892
不,拜託...

1595
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,978
不管怎樣,我仍愛著妳

1596
01:30:00,855 --> 01:30:03,190
妳也不該放棄快樂結局

1597
01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:04,316
寇特

1598
01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:06,527
我得走了

1599
01:30:06,527 --> 01:30:07,778
寇特

1600
01:30:08,362 --> 01:30:09,905
我的天啊

1601
01:30:57,286 --> 01:30:58,913
兄弟你在哪?

1602
01:30:59,413 --> 01:31:00,498
未送達

1603
01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:08,506
《邁阿密風雲》特技組

1604
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:20,267
寇特席佛殺青了

1605
01:31:32,822 --> 01:31:33,989
蓋兒?

1606
01:31:34,615 --> 01:31:35,616
裘蒂

1607
01:31:38,202 --> 01:31:39,411
寇特...

1608
01:31:40,871 --> 01:31:42,206
寇特死了

1609
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:58,347
警方正在調查雪梨港的爆炸案

1610
01:31:58,347 --> 01:32:01,433
就在歌劇院外面,有一艘船

1611
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:03,352
撞上一艘燃料駁船

1612
01:32:25,666 --> 01:32:28,210
寇特席佛涉嫌自殺

1613
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:31,797
他是亨利哈雷拉謀殺案的主嫌

1614
01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:55,613
嘿,嘿!

1615
01:32:58,449 --> 01:33:00,576
我在找特技動作指導丹塔克

1616
01:33:00,784 --> 01:33:01,869
- 看到他嗎?
- 沒有

1617
01:33:09,543 --> 01:33:10,586
嘿!

1618
01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,630
你們兩個,脫掉頭盔

1619
01:33:12,755 --> 01:33:14,924
我在找特技動作指導丹塔克

1620
01:33:26,143 --> 01:33:29,313
雪梨港發生船隻爆炸案後

1621
01:33:29,313 --> 01:33:31,398
警方正在調查美國特技演員

1622
01:33:31,398 --> 01:33:34,068
寇特席佛的自殺案

1623
01:33:34,735 --> 01:33:37,738
{\an8}雪梨港發生船隻爆炸案後

1624
01:33:37,738 --> 01:33:41,075
{\an8}警方正在調查美國特技演員...

1625
01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:46,038
雪梨港發生船隻爆炸案後,警方...

1626
01:33:46,497 --> 01:33:49,625
雪梨港發生船隻爆炸案後

1627
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:51,585
警方正在調查美國特技演員

1628
01:33:51,585 --> 01:33:54,004
寇特席佛的自殺案

1629
01:33:54,004 --> 01:33:57,091
裘蒂,妳得安靜,別說話

1630
01:34:11,397 --> 01:34:12,940
不,等等!不...

1631
01:34:14,108 --> 01:34:15,442
裘蒂

1632
01:34:27,121 --> 01:34:28,497
裘蒂

1633
01:34:34,753 --> 01:34:37,173
你以為能來我的片場

1634
01:34:37,173 --> 01:34:39,049
偷襲我?

1635
01:34:46,474 --> 01:34:47,600
等等!

1636
01:34:49,894 --> 01:34:51,312
是我啦

1637
01:34:54,482 --> 01:34:56,817
老天爺!

1638
01:34:57,401 --> 01:34:58,944
我就知道

1639
01:35:01,030 --> 01:35:02,698
我就知道你還活著!

1640
01:35:02,698 --> 01:35:04,950
一天三場秀,一週六天,總共三年

1641
01:35:05,326 --> 01:35:07,411
《邁阿密風雲》特技秀

1642
01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,456
- 妳記得
- 是啊

1643
01:35:10,456 --> 01:35:12,541
你還活著,寇特

1644
01:35:12,541 --> 01:35:14,877
寇特,我真高興你還活著

1645
01:35:14,877 --> 01:35:17,046
天啊,妳真會用原子筆

1646
01:35:17,046 --> 01:35:18,506
- 拍謝
- 真的很讚

1647
01:35:18,506 --> 01:35:20,674
妳及時拔出來,我沒墨水中毒

1648
01:35:21,342 --> 01:35:23,219
- 真完美
- 怎麼回事?

1649
01:35:23,844 --> 01:35:25,346
大家都說你殺死亨利

1650
01:35:25,805 --> 01:35:27,473
萊德殺死亨利嫁禍給我

1651
01:35:27,473 --> 01:35:29,475
- 有你的影片
- 那是深偽技術

1652
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,726
啥米?

1653
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:32,478
網路上常常看到

1654
01:35:32,478 --> 01:35:34,855
把你的臉換成阿湯哥的臉

1655
01:35:35,272 --> 01:35:36,524
根本就看不出來

1656
01:35:36,524 --> 01:35:38,651
萊德殺死亨利的影片呢?

1657
01:35:38,651 --> 01:35:39,735
要怎麼拿到?

1658
01:35:39,735 --> 01:35:41,821
在萊德的手機上,但它被射爆

1659
01:35:41,821 --> 01:35:43,447
丹的《大地英豪》計畫沒用

1660
01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:45,032
- 啥米?
- 不是他的錯

1661
01:35:45,032 --> 01:35:46,992
他先點名要戰斧

1662
01:35:46,992 --> 01:35:48,410
我只拿到空包彈

1663
01:35:48,410 --> 01:35:50,579
本來打得很順,後來跩哥出現

1664
01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:54,125
妳知道的,他來《神鬼認證》那一套

1665
01:35:54,125 --> 01:35:55,960
我有超多問題

1666
01:35:56,794 --> 01:36:00,131
好吧,誰還知道你活著?

1667
01:36:00,131 --> 01:36:01,423
沒有人

1668
01:36:01,423 --> 01:36:02,675
- 太好了
- 那就是重點

1669
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:04,885
他們以為我死了才能完成電影

1670
01:36:04,885 --> 01:36:06,178
什麼電影?

1671
01:36:07,138 --> 01:36:09,014
-《金屬風暴》
- 怎麼了?

1672
01:36:09,014 --> 01:36:10,766
他以為我死了就會回來拍完

1673
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:11,934
- 誰?
- 萊德

1674
01:36:11,934 --> 01:36:13,561
- 拍完什麼?
- 電影啊

1675
01:36:13,561 --> 01:36:14,854
-《金屬風暴》?
- 沒錯

1676
01:36:14,854 --> 01:36:16,272
- 你瘋啦?
- 啥米?

1677
01:36:16,480 --> 01:36:18,732
你瘋了,你得燒掉指紋

1678
01:36:18,732 --> 01:36:20,860
盡快跨越邊境

1679
01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:23,487
你在洗清罪名前要躲起來

1680
01:36:23,487 --> 01:36:25,614
這一切都不重要,只是部蠢電影

1681
01:36:25,614 --> 01:36:26,824
- 啥米?
- 只是部蠢電影

1682
01:36:26,824 --> 01:36:27,992
別那麼說

1683
01:36:27,992 --> 01:36:30,494
妳說的是《金屬風暴》

1684
01:36:30,494 --> 01:36:33,414
妳花一輩子想拍的電影

1685
01:36:33,414 --> 01:36:36,459
搞不好妳能啟發新一代的小裘蒂

1686
01:36:36,459 --> 01:36:39,712
拿起攝影機,拍自己的電影

1687
01:36:41,755 --> 01:36:43,507
妳真的...妳很特別

1688
01:36:44,842 --> 01:36:46,969
我們都能沾上邊

1689
01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:49,472
因為這來自妳

1690
01:36:50,306 --> 01:36:52,892
我沒能為我們找到快樂結局

1691
01:36:52,892 --> 01:36:56,645
但我會讓太空牛仔和外星女幸福快樂

1692
01:37:02,735 --> 01:37:04,195
裘蒂,我的愛

1693
01:37:04,195 --> 01:37:05,321
- 等一下
- 好

1694
01:37:05,988 --> 01:37:06,989
- 那是蓋兒嗎?
- 住嘴

1695
01:37:06,989 --> 01:37:08,824
蓋兒,她有參一份

1696
01:37:08,824 --> 01:37:10,075
- 啥米?
- 是啊

1697
01:37:10,242 --> 01:37:12,244
- 走吧
- 再親一下

1698
01:37:12,244 --> 01:37:13,746
你得進廁所

1699
01:37:15,331 --> 01:37:16,457
快點

1700
01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:19,210
快啊

1701
01:37:19,835 --> 01:37:21,003
真是的!

1702
01:37:22,463 --> 01:37:23,506
我得去幹活了

1703
01:37:24,381 --> 01:37:25,633
沒事吧,親愛的?

1704
01:37:25,758 --> 01:37:28,135
用香皂塗抹我的肚子

1705
01:37:30,095 --> 01:37:32,264
{\an8}快進去臥室

1706
01:37:32,264 --> 01:37:34,058
{\an8}- 可以吧?
- 可以

1707
01:37:34,058 --> 01:37:35,142
{\an8}安靜,別出聲

1708
01:37:35,142 --> 01:37:36,310
{\an8}裘蒂?

1709
01:37:36,310 --> 01:37:37,603
{\an8}- 我的頭
- 啥米?

1710
01:37:37,603 --> 01:37:38,771
頭啊

1711
01:37:40,648 --> 01:37:43,484
- 嗨
- 妳好

1712
01:37:43,484 --> 01:37:45,361
- 過來抱抱
- 謝謝

1713
01:37:45,361 --> 01:37:48,447
- 我最愛的導演好嗎?
- 有點激動

1714
01:37:48,447 --> 01:37:51,534
天啊,這裡發生過家暴嗎?

1715
01:37:51,659 --> 01:37:53,619
我只是在發洩,因為...

1716
01:37:53,619 --> 01:37:56,288
- 我太難過了
- 很遺憾...

1717
01:37:56,288 --> 01:37:57,915
- 謝謝
- ...寇特死了

1718
01:37:58,040 --> 01:38:00,292
真可惜,但超扯的

1719
01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:01,669
- 對啊
- 誰會知道?

1720
01:38:01,669 --> 01:38:03,587
- 是啊
- 我試過幫助他

1721
01:38:03,587 --> 01:38:06,340
我要妳知道,但有時候救不了

1722
01:38:06,340 --> 01:38:07,800
- 不想被拯救的人
- 是啊

1723
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:12,972
但塞翁失馬,焉知禍福

1724
01:38:13,264 --> 01:38:15,808
萊德回來了,我有個計畫

1725
01:38:15,808 --> 01:38:16,892
真假?

1726
01:38:16,892 --> 01:38:20,646
但是不能拍第三幕的大場面

1727
01:38:20,646 --> 01:38:23,107
那場飛車跳躍不可能做到

1728
01:38:23,107 --> 01:38:25,526
- 尤其是寇特走了
- 死了

1729
01:38:26,152 --> 01:38:27,570
- 他走了
- 他死透透

1730
01:38:27,570 --> 01:38:29,572
聽好了,我跟梵蒂談過

1731
01:38:30,406 --> 01:38:32,158
她說能用電腦特效處理

1732
01:38:32,158 --> 01:38:33,409
那場飛車跳躍

1733
01:38:33,576 --> 01:38:39,248
我們只要專心拍好萊德全新的超讚獨白

1734
01:38:39,373 --> 01:38:40,583
我看了劇本

1735
01:38:40,583 --> 01:38:42,209
妳做到了,我就知道

1736
01:38:42,209 --> 01:38:43,794
- 我會讓他準備好
- 好喔

1737
01:38:43,794 --> 01:38:47,840
妳呢...去斐濟好好休息

1738
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:49,884
我請客,瞭吧?

1739
01:38:50,009 --> 01:38:52,011
躺在沙灘上

1740
01:38:52,344 --> 01:38:55,097
我會幫妳搞定一切

1741
01:38:55,097 --> 01:38:57,349
- 蓋兒
- 妳有好多事要消化

1742
01:38:57,349 --> 01:38:58,976
- 不
- 我能幫妳搞定

1743
01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:01,395
不,這是我的電影

1744
01:39:01,395 --> 01:39:03,272
聽我說

1745
01:39:03,272 --> 01:39:05,274
- 妳教了我好多
- 我知道,謝謝

1746
01:39:05,274 --> 01:39:06,734
我很感恩

1747
01:39:07,359 --> 01:39:09,612
但我現在要做的

1748
01:39:09,612 --> 01:39:11,071
- 就是妳教我的...
- 是啊

1749
01:39:11,071 --> 01:39:14,450
從哪裡跌倒,就從哪裡站起來

1750
01:39:17,828 --> 01:39:19,455
我要執導這部電影

1751
01:39:19,747 --> 01:39:21,081
天啊,好樣的

1752
01:39:21,081 --> 01:39:24,335
- 我真以妳為傲
- 太好了,謝謝

1753
01:39:24,502 --> 01:39:25,586
- 我送妳出去
- 最後一件事

1754
01:39:25,586 --> 01:39:27,087
- 嗯?
- 妳看到丹嗎?

1755
01:39:27,087 --> 01:39:28,589
沒,他在塔可餅餐車

1756
01:39:28,589 --> 01:39:29,715
他大概在那附近

1757
01:39:29,715 --> 01:39:30,966
- 多謝了
- 我為妳驕傲

1758
01:39:31,091 --> 01:39:33,010
多謝妳替我打氣,掰!

1759
01:39:33,010 --> 01:39:34,970
- 愛妳喲
- 我也愛妳,掰!

1760
01:39:37,014 --> 01:39:38,349
妳要完成這部電影

1761
01:39:38,557 --> 01:39:40,309
不,我要洗清你的罪名

1762
01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:42,853
為什麼不能都做?

1763
01:39:42,853 --> 01:39:44,063
我覺得可以欸

1764
01:39:44,063 --> 01:39:47,191
我們把他帶到可以掌控的片場

1765
01:39:47,191 --> 01:39:48,734
團團包圍他...

1766
01:39:48,734 --> 01:39:51,278
然後痛扁他一頓

1767
01:39:51,278 --> 01:39:52,613
不

1768
01:39:52,613 --> 01:39:55,950
我們讓他拍戲,逼他自己認罪

1769
01:39:55,950 --> 01:39:58,118
- 對喔
- 他老忘了有戴麥克風

1770
01:39:58,118 --> 01:40:00,621
- 那樣更好
- 我不知道該怎麼做

1771
01:40:04,834 --> 01:40:05,876
我知道該怎麼做

1772
01:40:08,212 --> 01:40:09,672
逼他做自己的特技

1773
01:40:10,756 --> 01:40:14,301
- 那場飛車跳躍
- 然後痛扁他一頓

1774
01:40:15,302 --> 01:40:17,596
174場戲,A鏡次,第2次

1775
01:40:20,808 --> 01:40:21,892
開始!

1776
01:40:21,892 --> 01:40:23,811
等等...等等...

1777
01:40:26,939 --> 01:40:28,149
開始!

1778
01:40:30,734 --> 01:40:33,320
現在是宇宙邊緣的日正當中

1779
01:40:49,670 --> 01:40:52,673
我們面對一群強大的敵人

1780
01:40:54,049 --> 01:40:57,970
一個壞到骨子裡的外星種族

1781
01:40:59,263 --> 01:41:01,223
我們的敵人並不知道...

1782
01:41:02,224 --> 01:41:05,811
...他們的滅亡即將來臨

1783
01:41:07,229 --> 01:41:11,609
全宇宙力量最強大的武器...

1784
01:41:14,695 --> 01:41:15,988
...是愛

1785
01:41:18,699 --> 01:41:22,411
就在你們每一個人的心中

1786
01:41:22,536 --> 01:41:25,998
都有一絲火花和一些餘燼

1787
01:41:26,540 --> 01:41:28,834
一團熊熊的烈火!

1788
01:41:32,797 --> 01:41:34,965
愛會讓我們獲勝

1789
01:41:35,883 --> 01:41:37,802
就算我們輸了

1790
01:41:37,802 --> 01:41:42,181
我們也會為了快樂結局誓死奮戰!

1791
01:41:42,890 --> 01:41:44,934
好耶!

1792
01:41:46,852 --> 01:41:48,813
大家奮勇抗敵吧

1793
01:41:48,813 --> 01:41:51,690
快去誓死奮戰吧!

1794
01:41:51,690 --> 01:41:54,235
誰要跟我來?上吧!

1795
01:41:54,235 --> 01:41:55,945
卡!讚啦!

1796
01:41:56,737 --> 01:41:59,615
超讚的,謝謝你

1797
01:41:59,615 --> 01:42:00,866
- 就那樣?
- 對啊

1798
01:42:00,866 --> 01:42:02,159
- 拍到了嗎?
- 超讚的

1799
01:42:02,159 --> 01:42:03,410
- 拍到了?
- 太神奇了

1800
01:42:03,410 --> 01:42:04,912
- 超猛的
- 歐買尬

1801
01:42:04,912 --> 01:42:06,455
- 蓋兒都哭了
- 我很有感覺

1802
01:42:06,455 --> 01:42:08,749
- 當然囉
- 我流了眼淚

1803
01:42:08,749 --> 01:42:11,669
我看到了,棒呆了

1804
01:42:11,669 --> 01:42:14,421
聽好,只要再拍外星車

1805
01:42:14,421 --> 01:42:15,798
- 就這樣
- 不

1806
01:42:15,798 --> 01:42:17,716
- 我們要做飛車跳躍
- 不行

1807
01:42:17,842 --> 01:42:19,093
我不知道還有特技動作

1808
01:42:19,093 --> 01:42:20,511
梵蒂會用電腦特效處理

1809
01:42:20,511 --> 01:42:21,762
但需要他的特寫鏡頭

1810
01:42:21,762 --> 01:42:23,514
我需要拍他的特寫鏡頭

1811
01:42:23,514 --> 01:42:25,307
我最多只需要15分鐘

1812
01:42:25,307 --> 01:42:28,561
你記得太空牛仔偷走外星車嗎?

1813
01:42:28,561 --> 01:42:29,770
這是他大顯神威的時刻

1814
01:42:29,770 --> 01:42:30,855
等等,等等

1815
01:42:30,855 --> 01:42:33,566
我不要開車,我會暈車

1816
01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:36,944
我會用特效藍幕,我需要這張臉

1817
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:41,365
事先沒通知,我們要快點

1818
01:42:41,365 --> 01:42:44,243
大夥兒,快點

1819
01:42:44,451 --> 01:42:46,454
出力氣啊,很好

1820
01:42:51,333 --> 01:42:52,960
各就各位

1821
01:42:53,919 --> 01:42:55,504
安裝炸藥

1822
01:42:57,173 --> 01:43:00,759
我們需要足夠的炸藥把峽谷炸飛

1823
01:43:01,552 --> 01:43:03,137
老麥,進度如何?

1824
01:43:03,137 --> 01:43:04,472
我已經盡快了

1825
01:43:04,472 --> 01:43:05,681
我們準備好了

1826
01:43:05,681 --> 01:43:08,559
請雷來檢查麥克風

1827
01:43:08,559 --> 01:43:11,395
收到,請過來檢查萊德的麥克風

1828
01:43:17,151 --> 01:43:19,028
- 湯姆,準備好了嗎?
- 好了

1829
01:43:19,278 --> 01:43:21,489
記住了,你會在外星車上

1830
01:43:21,489 --> 01:43:22,823
- 好嗎?
- 好

1831
01:43:22,823 --> 01:43:25,159
你無路可逃,必須開車跳過峽谷

1832
01:43:25,159 --> 01:43:28,037
- 我要銬住你...
- 太空牛仔才不怕峽谷

1833
01:43:28,037 --> 01:43:29,955
- 當然囉
- 反正只要拍我

1834
01:43:29,955 --> 01:43:32,291
- 咬牙切齒說“可惡”
- 沒錯

1835
01:43:32,291 --> 01:43:33,626
是啊,你是硬漢

1836
01:43:33,626 --> 01:43:35,044
- 我喜歡
- 妳覺得怎樣?

1837
01:43:35,044 --> 01:43:36,754
我覺得一定會很棒

1838
01:43:36,754 --> 01:43:38,088
我喜歡你的選擇

1839
01:43:38,088 --> 01:43:39,757
- 銬起來
- 這算什麼?

1840
01:43:39,757 --> 01:43:41,467
你逃離外星人的拘捕

1841
01:43:41,467 --> 01:43:43,344
- 這有必要嗎?
- 很酷炫

1842
01:43:43,469 --> 01:43:44,637
風險會更高

1843
01:43:45,554 --> 01:43:46,555
- 是挺酷的
- 是啊

1844
01:43:46,555 --> 01:43:47,848
- 風險更高
- 酷喔,上吧

1845
01:43:47,848 --> 01:43:50,351
誰也阻止不了太空牛仔

1846
01:43:50,351 --> 01:43:52,228
- 戴了手銬都拿他沒轍
- 拍謝

1847
01:43:52,228 --> 01:43:54,355
我叫你事先幫我戴好

1848
01:43:54,355 --> 01:43:57,316
多謝了,收音沒問題

1849
01:43:57,483 --> 01:43:58,818
太好了,所以...

1850
01:43:58,818 --> 01:44:00,528
- 所以...
- 他會在你左邊

1851
01:44:00,528 --> 01:44:02,196
- 好喔
- 你要解決他

1852
01:44:02,196 --> 01:44:03,781
有人會撞上車頂

1853
01:44:03,781 --> 01:44:05,991
- 你也要解決他
- 不,我在想

1854
01:44:05,991 --> 01:44:09,912
也許我先解決他,像這樣砰砰砰

1855
01:44:09,912 --> 01:44:11,789
- 滑過去再開槍
- 很好

1856
01:44:11,789 --> 01:44:13,999
然後也許我可以說

1857
01:44:13,999 --> 01:44:16,752
“我早就在免費射殺外星人了”

1858
01:44:16,961 --> 01:44:18,796
太好了,大家安靜

1859
01:44:18,796 --> 01:44:20,923
- 開始吧
- 請待命

1860
01:44:21,173 --> 01:44:23,092
- 好了
- 打板

1861
01:44:23,425 --> 01:44:26,637
三、二、一,開始

1862
01:44:27,888 --> 01:44:29,682
今天算你們倒楣

1863
01:44:30,182 --> 01:44:31,350
你死定了

1864
01:44:32,518 --> 01:44:35,855
你追不上我,我是太空牛仔

1865
01:44:37,356 --> 01:44:39,191
你正衝向峽谷

1866
01:44:39,191 --> 01:44:41,402
無路可去,快右轉

1867
01:44:42,111 --> 01:44:44,155
你別無選擇,只能飛車跳過去

1868
01:44:44,155 --> 01:44:46,991
三、二、一...

1869
01:44:50,786 --> 01:44:52,163
喂,嘿嘿嘿

1870
01:44:52,163 --> 01:44:53,622
車上那傢伙是誰?

1871
01:44:54,665 --> 01:44:56,667
我們正在拍戲,混球

1872
01:44:56,667 --> 01:44:58,419
你在幹嘛?

1873
01:44:58,544 --> 01:45:00,379
他在替你扣安全帶,安全優先

1874
01:45:00,379 --> 01:45:02,882
很緊耶,有必要嗎?

1875
01:45:02,882 --> 01:45:05,134
我們正在拍戲

1876
01:45:05,259 --> 01:45:06,969
繼續拍

1877
01:45:06,969 --> 01:45:08,304
認真點,看起來很棒

1878
01:45:08,304 --> 01:45:10,556
- 深呼吸
- 給我下車

1879
01:45:11,474 --> 01:45:12,600
你好

1880
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:13,809
啟動引擎

1881
01:45:13,809 --> 01:45:15,394
等等,住手,不要

1882
01:45:15,394 --> 01:45:16,729
發生什麼事?

1883
01:45:18,731 --> 01:45:19,982
歐買尬!

1884
01:45:22,026 --> 01:45:23,319
快追上去!

1885
01:45:26,071 --> 01:45:27,364
裘蒂,妳在幹嘛?

1886
01:45:27,364 --> 01:45:28,866
我要他演得超逼真

1887
01:45:28,866 --> 01:45:30,284
車上又沒攝影機

1888
01:45:33,412 --> 01:45:35,623
丹,他們正接近突擊路段

1889
01:45:36,081 --> 01:45:37,124
準備好了

1890
01:45:39,293 --> 01:45:41,337
快讓我下車!

1891
01:45:41,337 --> 01:45:43,464
你想怎樣?殺了我?

1892
01:45:43,464 --> 01:45:44,548
又一次!

1893
01:45:49,470 --> 01:45:51,555
- 替我鬆綁
- 不要

1894
01:45:58,062 --> 01:45:59,480
老麥

1895
01:45:59,605 --> 01:46:04,026
煙霧彈,三、二、一!

1896
01:46:05,194 --> 01:46:07,071
這看起來很不安全

1897
01:46:13,369 --> 01:46:15,287
他們在哪?看到他們嗎?

1898
01:46:15,287 --> 01:46:17,581
看到了,一切按照計畫

1899
01:46:21,418 --> 01:46:24,046
我會擋住路,他們不能過去!

1900
01:46:24,255 --> 01:46:25,297
看到他們了

1901
01:46:25,297 --> 01:46:27,133
他們進入突擊路段

1902
01:46:31,887 --> 01:46:33,180
我啥都看不到!

1903
01:46:35,015 --> 01:46:36,308
老麥,一!

1904
01:46:38,686 --> 01:46:40,271
老麥,二!

1905
01:46:43,816 --> 01:46:45,484
老麥,現在!

1906
01:46:55,911 --> 01:46:57,079
我超愛我的工作

1907
01:47:01,542 --> 01:47:03,377
我的媽啊!

1908
01:47:06,213 --> 01:47:07,631
靠腰!

1909
01:47:07,631 --> 01:47:10,176
你像這樣飆車我無法思考

1910
01:47:10,301 --> 01:47:11,719
你應該死了

1911
01:47:11,719 --> 01:47:15,931
你被炸成碎片,你被炸死了

1912
01:47:15,931 --> 01:47:18,100
我為什麼會被炸死,湯姆萊德?

1913
01:47:18,851 --> 01:47:20,644
你幹嘛說我的全名?

1914
01:47:20,644 --> 01:47:22,771
- 你不是湯姆萊德嗎?
- 是啊

1915
01:47:22,771 --> 01:47:25,274
瞎子都看得出你是湯姆萊德

1916
01:47:25,274 --> 01:47:26,400
- 我是湯姆萊德
- 好啦

1917
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,818
你好像是我的迷妹

1918
01:47:27,818 --> 01:47:29,028
我寇特席佛就是那麼說

1919
01:47:29,028 --> 01:47:31,197
繼續拍,我們要去做飛車跳躍

1920
01:47:31,572 --> 01:47:32,865
湯姆萊德要自己做特技!

1921
01:47:32,865 --> 01:47:33,949
大家準備好

1922
01:47:33,949 --> 01:47:35,075
吊臂車?

1923
01:47:35,075 --> 01:47:36,285
在

1924
01:47:36,285 --> 01:47:37,411
- 直升機?
- 在

1925
01:47:37,411 --> 01:47:39,747
我不當你的替身了,你要自己做特技

1926
01:47:39,747 --> 01:47:41,582
我不想自己做啊,寇特!

1927
01:47:41,582 --> 01:47:44,585
安啦,跳個76米不會死人

1928
01:47:44,585 --> 01:47:46,712
沒人做過,為了動漫展

1929
01:47:46,712 --> 01:47:48,672
H廳,很嗨喔

1930
01:47:48,672 --> 01:47:50,966
- 你在幹嘛?
- 紀念一下

1931
01:47:51,091 --> 01:47:53,469
我和你的最後一場飛車特技

1932
01:47:53,803 --> 01:47:55,846
就像《末路狂花》

1933
01:47:55,846 --> 01:47:57,556
-《末路狂花》?
- 對啊

1934
01:47:57,556 --> 01:47:59,058
她們最後死了

1935
01:47:59,058 --> 01:48:01,727
沒錯,謀殺自殺案

1936
01:48:01,727 --> 01:48:03,771
靠邊停讓我下車

1937
01:48:05,856 --> 01:48:08,234
你休想下車,除非你

1938
01:48:08,234 --> 01:48:10,152
告訴我真相!

1939
01:48:10,277 --> 01:48:12,404
好啦,都是蓋兒的錯

1940
01:48:12,404 --> 01:48:14,490
我殺死亨利後,她想掩蓋一切

1941
01:48:14,657 --> 01:48:18,494
老實說,太空牛仔是很棒的角色

1942
01:48:18,661 --> 01:48:20,246
我不希望這部電影失敗

1943
01:48:20,246 --> 01:48:22,873
你是說蓋兒麥爾把你

1944
01:48:23,082 --> 01:48:25,000
殺死亨利的事嫁禍給我?

1945
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:26,877
對啦!對啦!

1946
01:48:26,877 --> 01:48:28,712
你的真名是什麼?

1947
01:48:29,046 --> 01:48:30,214
湯姆萊德

1948
01:48:31,549 --> 01:48:32,716
裘蒂,錄到了嗎?

1949
01:48:32,842 --> 01:48:35,219
錄到了,他認罪了

1950
01:48:35,219 --> 01:48:37,346
你戴竊聽器?你在錄音?

1951
01:48:37,346 --> 01:48:38,806
這算誘導犯罪,母湯喔

1952
01:48:38,806 --> 01:48:40,015
- 才不是
- 你在幹嘛?

1953
01:48:40,015 --> 01:48:42,726
因為你戴著竊聽器,豬頭!

1954
01:48:46,897 --> 01:48:48,232
他要衝了,快跟上去!

1955
01:48:48,691 --> 01:48:50,651
我只是一個演員

1956
01:48:50,651 --> 01:48:52,862
等等,那是牙套

1957
01:48:53,195 --> 01:48:54,905
我沒有牙套

1958
01:49:43,037 --> 01:49:44,163
太好了

1959
01:49:44,163 --> 01:49:46,832
- 寇特!沒事吧?
- 你還活著

1960
01:49:48,709 --> 01:49:49,919
你沒事吧?

1961
01:49:49,919 --> 01:49:51,837
我就說我會彌補妳

1962
01:49:51,837 --> 01:49:54,006
那太猛了

1963
01:49:54,006 --> 01:49:55,299
跩哥,回答

1964
01:49:55,299 --> 01:49:57,718
聽到嗎?我們得快閃

1965
01:49:58,427 --> 01:50:01,263
全是蓋兒的錯,全是她的點子

1966
01:50:01,388 --> 01:50:02,640
把認罪錄音給我!

1967
01:50:02,765 --> 01:50:04,600
通通給我!聽到沒?

1968
01:50:05,017 --> 01:50:07,603
跩哥,把直升機開來

1969
01:50:07,603 --> 01:50:08,729
- 萊德呢?
- 馬上!

1970
01:50:08,729 --> 01:50:10,356
至於這場約會

1971
01:50:10,356 --> 01:50:12,608
給我放進去,蠢蛋!

1972
01:50:13,025 --> 01:50:16,570
算是約會嗎?明明就是,對吧?

1973
01:50:17,363 --> 01:50:18,906
你真是個豬頭!

1974
01:50:19,490 --> 01:50:21,033
快點!天啊!

1975
01:50:22,368 --> 01:50:23,410
蓋兒

1976
01:50:23,994 --> 01:50:25,037
聽好

1977
01:50:25,037 --> 01:50:26,247
把錄音給我,蓋兒

1978
01:50:26,247 --> 01:50:28,207
冷靜下來

1979
01:50:28,207 --> 01:50:31,669
跟我走,我們不需要臭男人

1980
01:50:31,669 --> 01:50:34,755
因為我跟妳都是求生高手

1981
01:50:34,755 --> 01:50:36,549
不,我跟妳不一樣

1982
01:50:36,549 --> 01:50:38,926
我不想妄下定論

1983
01:50:38,926 --> 01:50:41,595
但事實擺在眼前

1984
01:50:41,846 --> 01:50:43,639
所以我才給妳這份工作

1985
01:50:43,639 --> 01:50:48,477
也是因為妳很容易就上當

1986
01:50:50,604 --> 01:50:51,730
蓋兒,箱子給我!

1987
01:50:51,730 --> 01:50:55,276
這是蓋兒麥爾的電影!不是妳的!

1988
01:50:55,568 --> 01:50:58,988
去峽谷把老大帶去太空船佈景

1989
01:50:58,988 --> 01:51:00,364
太空船佈景?

1990
01:51:01,073 --> 01:51:02,992
噢不,紅髮男

1991
01:51:02,992 --> 01:51:04,952
你這次別想逃走

1992
01:51:04,952 --> 01:51:07,455
特技組!

1993
01:51:07,455 --> 01:51:08,747
上吧!

1994
01:51:22,261 --> 01:51:24,805
相信我,我不會當替死鬼

1995
01:51:25,097 --> 01:51:29,977
因為我替你們這些小咖製作賣座大片!

1996
01:51:30,227 --> 01:51:31,645
不客氣喔

1997
01:51:34,106 --> 01:51:35,107
裘蒂?

1998
01:51:38,569 --> 01:51:39,612
裘蒂?

1999
01:51:39,945 --> 01:51:42,948
那是來接我的!我的直升機!

2000
01:51:42,948 --> 01:51:45,367
這個特技替身發瘋了

2001
01:51:59,131 --> 01:52:00,382
我正在度假!

2002
01:52:13,896 --> 01:52:14,980
放開我!

2003
01:52:15,606 --> 01:52:16,732
你休想

2004
01:52:17,650 --> 01:52:18,776
乖乖待著!

2005
01:52:19,902 --> 01:52:21,987
安安,狗狗,你死定了

2006
01:52:34,125 --> 01:52:36,043
我開始喜歡這個設計了

2007
01:52:37,795 --> 01:52:40,339
上去!我們快閃!

2008
01:52:41,006 --> 01:52:43,050
收到,準備起飛

2009
01:52:43,968 --> 01:52:45,511
等等,這是什麼?

2010
01:52:45,511 --> 01:52:48,681
你的供詞,你怎麼不閉嘴?

2011
01:52:49,306 --> 01:52:50,349
裘蒂!

2012
01:52:50,349 --> 01:52:53,519
引爆炸藥!他們要逃走了!

2013
01:52:58,107 --> 01:52:59,859
哇靠!

2014
01:53:00,192 --> 01:53:01,360
降下吊臂,我要跳上去

2015
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,238
好,降下吊臂

2016
01:53:08,784 --> 01:53:10,244
我有個計畫

2017
01:53:10,244 --> 01:53:12,163
計畫是什麼?

2018
01:53:12,163 --> 01:53:13,497
帶我到直升機那邊

2019
01:53:13,497 --> 01:53:15,708
我要跳上去痛扁他一頓

2020
01:53:15,708 --> 01:53:17,084
不,去拿錄音

2021
01:53:31,348 --> 01:53:32,683
拉啊!

2022
01:53:33,517 --> 01:53:34,643
慘了

2023
01:53:34,852 --> 01:53:35,895
拉啊!

2024
01:53:38,439 --> 01:53:41,025
放我下去!

2025
01:53:41,025 --> 01:53:44,153
液壓系統失效,我失去控制

2026
01:53:44,945 --> 01:53:47,907
拍完這部電影,如果我沒坐牢

2027
01:53:47,907 --> 01:53:51,076
妳也有空,我們可以去海灘度假

2028
01:53:51,744 --> 01:53:53,496
一起穿泳服

2029
01:53:53,496 --> 01:53:55,414
喝杯嗆辣瑪格麗特

2030
01:53:55,414 --> 01:53:57,750
對啊,做一些糟糕的決定

2031
01:53:57,750 --> 01:53:58,834
好啊

2032
01:53:59,001 --> 01:54:01,045
- 不錯吧?
- 比這樣更好

2033
01:54:01,045 --> 01:54:03,130
拜託小心點

2034
01:54:03,130 --> 01:54:04,840
把他晃過去,上啊!

2035
01:54:22,483 --> 01:54:24,568
天啊,別失控!

2036
01:54:24,693 --> 01:54:26,445
快開走啊,你在幹嘛?

2037
01:54:33,118 --> 01:54:34,453
別讓他拿到錄音!

2038
01:54:35,663 --> 01:54:37,790
- 不!蓋兒!
- 蓋兒,不!

2039
01:54:44,338 --> 01:54:47,591
特技組,準備安全氣囊!

2040
01:54:48,217 --> 01:54:50,219
- 不!
- 不!

2041
01:54:52,346 --> 01:54:54,098
讓開,萊德!

2042
01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:58,602
特技組來救人了!

2043
01:54:59,019 --> 01:55:00,813
上上上!

2044
01:55:01,689 --> 01:55:02,815
快快快!

2045
01:55:04,233 --> 01:55:05,317
快搶走!

2046
01:55:05,693 --> 01:55:06,735
這是我的!

2047
01:55:07,528 --> 01:55:08,904
穩住!

2048
01:55:10,072 --> 01:55:11,448
你這豬頭!

2049
01:55:18,289 --> 01:55:19,665
你死定了!

2050
01:55:20,833 --> 01:55:22,084
好耶!

2051
01:55:22,376 --> 01:55:23,419
水啦!

2052
01:55:27,923 --> 01:55:28,966
上上上!

2053
01:55:39,727 --> 01:55:40,936
好耶!

2054
01:55:42,605 --> 01:55:43,939
- 天啊!
- 慘了!

2055
01:55:47,359 --> 01:55:48,611
不

2056
01:55:49,111 --> 01:55:50,279
快抓住!

2057
01:55:51,822 --> 01:55:53,240
天啊!我的鼻子!

2058
01:55:58,370 --> 01:55:59,997
不,把槍給我!

2059
01:56:05,503 --> 01:56:06,504
向他開槍

2060
01:56:06,504 --> 01:56:08,714
他只是特技演員,沒人鳥他

2061
01:56:08,714 --> 01:56:11,383
他是我有過最棒的特技替身

2062
01:56:11,509 --> 01:56:14,345
閉嘴,把錄音給我

2063
01:56:14,345 --> 01:56:15,763
快快快,快啊!

2064
01:56:16,430 --> 01:56:17,640
快給我

2065
01:56:17,640 --> 01:56:19,850
- 不然就斃了你!
- 槍是空的

2066
01:56:44,416 --> 01:56:45,793
不!

2067
01:57:37,136 --> 01:57:38,888
《金屬風暴》

2068
01:57:47,188 --> 01:57:50,357
極具遠見的導演裘蒂莫雷諾...

2069
01:57:51,108 --> 01:57:53,444
...以及環球影業

2070
01:57:55,029 --> 01:57:57,364
推出一部史詩級的...

2071
01:57:58,908 --> 01:58:01,577
...宇宙科幻愛情片

2072
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:07,833
MTV最佳吻戲入圍者傑森摩莫亞主演

2073
01:58:08,709 --> 01:58:11,212
現在是宇宙邊緣的日正當中

2074
01:58:12,254 --> 01:58:13,589
我了解這些生物

2075
01:58:15,216 --> 01:58:16,342
我打過他們

2076
01:58:17,176 --> 01:58:18,260
我愛過他們

2077
01:58:19,637 --> 01:58:20,805
我不會說謊

2078
01:58:20,805 --> 01:58:23,474
我們面對力量強大的敵人

2079
01:58:26,018 --> 01:58:29,396
但我們的敵人並不知道

2080
01:58:29,980 --> 01:58:34,777
你們的內心都有一團熊熊烈火!

2081
01:58:34,944 --> 01:58:36,070
好耶!

2082
01:58:36,070 --> 01:58:37,488
《金屬風暴》

2083
01:58:38,030 --> 01:58:39,073
好耶!

2084
01:58:42,993 --> 01:58:44,370
好耶!

2085
01:58:49,416 --> 01:58:50,459
慘了!

2086
01:58:51,001 --> 01:58:52,169
{\an8}製片 艾瑪米蘭

2087
01:58:54,338 --> 01:58:56,382
正義曙光即將來臨

2088
01:58:56,966 --> 01:58:58,551
《金屬風暴》

2089
01:59:06,058 --> 01:59:07,810
{\an8}《金屬風暴》超級大賣

2090
01:59:08,060 --> 01:59:11,605
外星女和太空牛仔終於得到快樂結局

2091
01:59:12,273 --> 01:59:15,651
至於我和裘蒂,我們得到更好的

2092
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:17,862
那就是全新的開始

2093
01:59:17,862 --> 01:59:21,448
充滿嗆辣瑪格麗特和糟糕的決定

2094
01:59:22,032 --> 01:59:25,744
我不想過度浪漫化,但是...

2095
01:59:25,744 --> 01:59:27,413
我和裘蒂之間的感情...

2096
01:59:28,205 --> 01:59:30,374
比任何電影都更好

2097
01:59:33,002 --> 01:59:36,130
劇終

2098
01:59:42,094 --> 01:59:43,345
夠了,狗狗!

2099
01:59:44,472 --> 01:59:45,681
露臉太多

2100
02:00:02,406 --> 02:00:03,532
- 沒事吧?
- 沒事

2101
02:00:08,996 --> 02:00:10,122
真的很完美

2102
02:00:10,623 --> 02:00:11,832
牙套

2103
02:00:37,024 --> 02:00:38,359
羅根很好...

2104
02:00:38,359 --> 02:00:39,819
那是特技替身,對吧?

2105
02:00:41,821 --> 02:00:43,155
《金屬風暴》

2106
02:00:43,155 --> 02:00:44,323
風暴

2107
02:00:45,407 --> 02:00:46,575
回放一下

2108
02:00:46,575 --> 02:00:47,785
開始!

2109
02:01:05,553 --> 02:01:08,597
三、二、一,開始

2110
02:01:21,777 --> 02:01:24,738
準備好了,三、二、一

2111
02:01:51,891 --> 02:01:53,309
- 哇靠!
- 哇靠!

2112
02:01:53,309 --> 02:01:54,768
那是世界紀錄

2113
02:01:54,768 --> 02:01:56,020
羅根,沒事吧?

2114
02:01:56,020 --> 02:01:57,605
我翻車了,但我沒事

2115
02:01:57,855 --> 02:01:59,148
歐買尬!

2116
02:02:21,670 --> 02:02:23,464
一鏡到底要玩大的

2117
02:02:27,092 --> 02:02:29,053
- 腳趾受傷?
- 只是刮傷

2118
02:02:40,231 --> 02:02:41,357
小心!

2119
02:02:57,373 --> 02:02:58,457
開始拍吧

2120
02:03:19,145 --> 02:03:20,479
今天都是關於愛

2121
02:03:36,871 --> 02:03:39,832
《特技玩家》前情提要

2122
02:03:50,801 --> 02:03:51,927
你們在幹...

2123
02:03:52,052 --> 02:03:53,137
冷靜下來,好嗎?

2124
02:03:54,597 --> 02:03:56,307
你們知道我是誰吧?

2125
02:03:56,307 --> 02:04:01,896
我能把你捧成一個大明星,你這老帥哥

2126
02:04:03,981 --> 02:04:07,651
妳有權保持緘默

2127
02:04:07,651 --> 02:04:09,570
給我乖乖閉嘴

2128
02:04:09,570 --> 02:04:11,405
誰來替這臭婆娘上手銬?

2129
02:04:11,530 --> 02:04:12,698
走吧

2130
02:04:12,698 --> 02:04:15,743
他們是道具組的,不是警察

2131
02:04:15,743 --> 02:04:17,161
給我退後!

2132
02:04:18,704 --> 02:04:21,290
我要打給經紀人,你們完了

2133
02:04:21,874 --> 02:04:23,250
- 讓他去吧
- 湯姆!

2134
02:04:23,250 --> 02:04:26,712
沒有訊號,我需要...

2135
02:04:26,712 --> 02:04:27,963
爆破場地 請勿攜帶手機

2136
02:04:27,963 --> 02:04:29,048
不准吸菸 禁用明火

2137
02:04:29,048 --> 02:04:30,132
禁用無線電

2138
02:04:30,132 --> 02:04:31,550
三格!

2139
02:04:35,721 --> 02:04:36,806
死演員

2140
02:04:40,976 --> 02:04:43,687
打給傑森摩莫亞的經紀人

2141
02:06:18,699 --> 02:06:20,701
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