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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
fresh off the press,
Breylon McNeil is officially retiring
from the game of basketball.
I mean, after a long 15-year career,
Breylon McNeil is hanging up the sneakers.
I didn't see this coming,
but it's safe to say, he's traveled the globe,
playing the game that we all love.
Listen, we know this brother's had
his share of fun,
and I'm talking on and off the court, okay?
But in all seriousness, Breylon, congratulations on retirement.
You have definitely earned it.
So, many people are wondering,
"What's next for Mr. McNeil?"
We wish him well on his next journey.
Job well done.
- Daddy! - Ah!
- Daddy! - Hey!
I missed you two.
Day was good? Y'all have a good day?
- Yeah. - Yeah? Where's Mommy?
She's there. Mommy.
Welcome home, my love.
Yo.
Man, get your ass up.
I'm up. I'm up, man.
No, no, no. Don't be late, like always.
Despite what your goofy ass think,
I plan to be on time today.
Man, yeah, whatever.
- I put a note on it this time. - Bet it.
Yeah, aight.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, it's time to go.
- Hey, it's time to go. - Hmm.
No breakfast?
Waffle house is up the street. It's my treat.
- I'm vegan. - Slutty Vegan.
- Excuse me? - You know... you know, it's a...
Never mind.
Thanks for last night.
Car's outside.
I had a great time.
Oh? You're right.
- Morning breath. - Covid.
Oh, okay, um... All right.
So, Breylon McNeil,
how has life after retirement been?
"After retirement"?
What's next? Oh, I know, OnlyFans.
I'll keep that in mind.
All the celebrities are doing it.
- Thank you. - I might subscribe.
Uh. Maybe, maybe.
- Maybe, maybe. - Maybe I could star in it.
- Maybe. - Maybe?
OnlyFans? This bitch is crazy.
Shit!
♪ Whoo! This that feel good music ♪
♪ Big vibes only Lemme talk to you ♪
♪ She like my big beard And my low cut ♪
♪ I love her hair in a bun I wanna straight it up ♪
♪ I love it ♪
♪ When she walk in the room She gonna light it up ♪
♪ You know that melanin It don't be cracking ♪
♪ I love this black skin ♪
♪ The vibe high, we fly Got it in my blood ♪
♪ I'm too blessed to be stressed With the small stuff ♪
♪ I just spread love It's the Brooklyn way ♪
♪ It's the Jersey way, uh ♪
♪ It's like LeBron With the ball ♪
♪ Issa Rae with the script ♪
♪ Goddamn Uncle Charlie Make me wanna sing ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ This that heat This that good, good ♪
♪ This that old head, two step When I'm in the hood ♪
- ♪ Hey, make it feel so good ♪ - ♪ So good ♪
♪ Uh, and I know That you love it ♪
♪ Know you love it ♪
♪ It's the vibes And the feel for me ♪
♪ Feels good to me Feels good to me ♪
- ♪ Your hue ♪ - ♪ It's your hue ♪
♪ Such simple pleasures Cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ I can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You dream of fun You know you are the groove ♪
♪ My love I wanna do everything, ah ♪
♪ Something about The mood I'm in ♪
♪ When his razor lines up That melanin ♪
♪ He knows that it gets me ♪
♪ Sit me down I'm a little too sassy ♪
- ♪ Sit down ♪ - ♪ Taking nips in the Afropunk ♪
♪ Remembering the summers With the rumble and shine ♪
♪ Got three brave cousins Out there on the block" ♪
♪ Mama's best friend He calls her up ♪
♪ It's understood Doesn't need to be explained ♪
♪ Only gained it up Since that big man ♪
♪ I'm not this crazy Caught in his gold chain ♪
♪ And sip Champagne On the fire escape ♪
- ♪ Hey, make you feel so good ♪ - ♪ So good ♪
♪ Uh, and I know That you love it ♪
♪ Know you love it ♪
♪ It's the vibe And the feel for me ♪
♪ It feels good to me ♪
♪ Feels good to me ♪
♪ Your hue ♪
♪ Such simple pleasures Cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ I can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
♪ You bring the fun You know you are the groove ♪
♪ My Love ♪
♪ Hitting up with you ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm talking Like an addict ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ A love so good You could call it cinematic ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Oh, my ♪
♪ A rom-com No suspense, no drama ♪
♪ I'mma have your back Like a jacket in the winter ♪
♪ Bring along the team ♪
♪ Like we driving In a Sprinter ♪
♪ Your hue ♪
Mm-hmm. And I hope you got that hundred with you.
Come on in.
Man, to hell with y'all.
- Ain't trying to hear all that. - Believe that.
I'll send my Cash App.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Man, it's been a minute fellas.
Man, what you talking about?
Man, dealing with retirement,
- settling into Atlanta. - Hmm.
- How y'all fools been? - You know me, man.
Running that barbershop,
and running through them bitches.
- Hair and hoes, huh? - You know it.
Wouldn't have it no other way.
Cory, how are the wife and kids, man?
Everybody great.
I mean, they drive me crazy, of course.
But I love every second of this shit, so...
Ah, gives me hope.
Hope for what, fool?
Yeah, 'cause you're not about this life.
Your ass for the streets.
Hey, man, you can't be in the streets forever.
Besides, streets are how you look like this.
This?
Hey, man. But seriously though, man.
What you gonna do, man?
I know it can be tough giving up the game.
- Nah, man. I'm good with that. - So, what's next?
Listen, I got a few contacts at GSU,
if you ever consider coaching.
Nah, man, I ain't ready to do that just yet.
So...?
I don't know. I keep having the same dream.
I pull up to this suburban house,
I get out the car, and I'm embraced by two kids,
a boy and a girl.
We walk to the door,
a woman opens the door and...
...I can't see her face.
All I hear is, "Welcome home, my love," and--
That's weird right?
But you know the only thing that's weird about that?
Why doesn't shorty have a face?
Like, why is it she just at the shoulders?
Like, what happened to her head?
Yo.
Yeah, like, bro, honestly think about it.
Was she in a accident or something?
You not telling us the whole dream,
and you mad at me?
♪ How she keep crying ♪
Mm-hmm. M'kay, I guess I'm out.
Enjoy it.
May I have some lemons please? Thanks.
I can't believe I let y'all drag me out here.
Renee, we do have a table read in the morning.
You know that right?
Work, work, work. Girl, we are celebrating.
- Yeah. - Bitch, you are finally single.
You need to be open to all possibilities, like me.
Mm, trust, girl, we know.
Shady.
Fuck these niggas, okay?
Renee, can we have one chill-ass evening?
Ava, I'm just trying to help a friend
get over somebody who was broke...
- Okay. - ...and wasted her time.
No, no, no, no. He wasn't broke.
He was pursuing his art full time.
There's a big difference.
- Broke. - A big difference.
- Moving back there? - Word.
What can I get for you gentleman?
Ah, man.
Let me get a... bourbon on the rocks.
Okay. What about you?
Gimme a Bull Young Bourbon. Make it a double.
- Damn! - Neat.
Just... just give me an orange juice.
- Orange juice? - Orange juice?
Yeah, you niggas ain't getting me drunk,
and have me sleeping on the couch.
No way.
See, that's why I can't get married.
Man can't even go out,
and have a drink with the fellas.
And your ass can't ever get married
'cause you ain't got shit to offer long term.
- Who? - You!
Man, are you crazy? I got a healthy dick.
I'm in shape.
Well, I am a shape, and I'm fine as hell.
Okay, why do we invite this clown?
Hey, man, hey, hey.
Listen, cut my man some slack, yo.
He run barbershops all around the city.
We cool, we cool.
And adding more as we speak, with your hating ass.
Yeah, after a short-ass football career,
because your ass couldn't focus on the game,
'cause you was too concerned about the girls.
It was the injuries
- that stopped my career. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Y'all chill out, man. Chill.
Man, you know what? See, that's my bad.
Damn.
Right now, we gotta be here for Breylon.
It's bigger than us.
'Cause right now, he lost, and the young brother need us.
Yeah.
I'm standing right here.
- Yeah, we see you. - Yeah, we see you.
Why is it that we expect men to be patient with us,
and support us,
but we can't do the same for them?
Art was his dream.
And girl, sometimes, your dreams have to work
around your reality.
I agree. I love you so much, but he was a little broke.
- Girl. - He wasn't broke--
He wasn't broke.
Listen, man, it's time, man.
- These streets ain't forever. - Says who?
I'm looking for forever.
You can have the fun.
Yeah, "forever" is a beautiful thing.
- Pardon me, fellas. - Yeah, he in trouble
Man, now that Cliff Huxtable gone,
tell me what's going on with you, for real, man.
You ain't acting like yourself, all this change talk.
You finna join the monastery or something?
You know them monks don't get no ass.
You don't wanna be that.
Hey, man, these streets ain't forever.
- You gonna learn at some point. - Boy, you crazy.
Fuck commitment. Look around.
Look at all these beautiful women in here.
Phew! Man, man, man, man, man.
Man, men were never meant to be with just one woman.
That's that European monogamy shit
that they forced on us.
Man!
See, Gia, what your problem is,
you love projects.
Like, bitch, go build you a clay volcano.
Oh, okay. All right, Renee, come on.
Honestly, with my experiences with men...
it's like everybody leaves.
My father, my ex, y'all know my whole story, okay?
So, I understand why you say, "Fuck these niggas."
But that can't be the end all and be all.
Even though every man has hurt me in my life...
I still believe in the beauty of love,
and love itself.
Aw.
"I still believe in the beauty of love."
I do.
Like I said, "Fuck 'em, and let's get this money." Okay?
I mean, at this point...
You can't be fruitful,
and multiply with just one woman.
Man, especially not today with all these,
"my pussy, my power" women.
Besides, this shit is too easy for your boy.
I'm like Steph Curry with the shot.
Watch this.
Yeah, good luck.
He about to come over. He coming, he coming, he coming.
- He coming for y'all. - Uh-uh, girl.
- Oh, no, he coming for y'all. - What he looking at?
Girl, he about to sit next to you.
- What? - You doing too much.
Oh, here he come, here he comes.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Pardon me, I couldn't help but to see
how you was staring at me or whatever.
Oh, I was... I was staring at you?
Oh, so, you couldn't resist?
- I couldn't at all. - Likewise, likewise.
And just like that, I gots to go.
Man, we just got here!
Okay, lemme tell you something. The first rule of marriage...
choose your battles wisely.
I'm out.
Be safe, man.
All right, there you go.
I didn't... I didn't order another one.
Actually, that one's from an admirer.
"An admirer"?
From her?
No, actually it's from the young lady
at the end of the bar.
♪ I hope you find your way, uh ♪
♪ And I hope You don't need to say why... ♪
Thank you.
Mm! So, what we doing after this?
After... after this?
We got a table read in the morning, right?
It's like at 7:00 in the morning.
- I gotta get up. - Now, how did I get so lucky?
You just looked a little thirsty over there.
Thirsty?
Now that I see you sent the drink,
I have become a little thirsty.
Oh! A man with a sense of humor?
- How could a woman resist? - These jokes ain't free.
So, sitting alone at the bar? Is that your game, Mr. McNeil?
Oh, we know names I see.
- I watch your games sometimes. - Mm.
- You are? - I'm Nova.
Uh-huh. Nice to meet you, Nova.
But I'm actually not alone.
Seems to be quite a few people in here tonight.
Now, the real question is, why are you here alone?
A woman can't enjoy a drink,
and catch a vibe by herself? Is that so wrong?
Nothing wrong with it at all.
But something tells me there's a little more
to this story.
So, what are you really looking for?
Something real.
Man, all these hoes are replaceable, dog.
Goddamn! How you doing, sweetheart?
My bad, I didn't know, I didn't know. She look good.
Oh, Ms. Lady, lemme talk to you then.
Sorry.
So, Breylon...
how's your night going?
Just picked up.
♪ All you gotta do is ♪
- ♪ Sit back ♪ - ♪ Sit back ♪
♪ And relax ♪
♪ I know you like it nasty ♪
♪ They say pressure Busts pipes ♪
- ♪ Damn ♪ - ♪ I love the way you ride ♪
♪ Let me taste your waterfall ♪
♪ Better look me in my eyes ♪
♪ When you wrap me In them thighs ♪
♪ Tonight's the night You get it all ♪
- ♪ All ♪ - ♪ I love the way you taste ♪
♪ Pull my hair and say my name ♪
♪ I'll grip you tight You can't escape ♪
♪ Then I hear you say Don't stop ♪
♪ As your climax reach the top In my mouth the perfect spot ♪
♪ I know you like it nasty ♪
♪ Don't even gotta ask me ♪
♪ Yesterday we had some rain ♪
- Oh, shit! - What's up? What's wrong?
Yo, what's wrong?!
I gotta go.
We just had a great time-- What do you mean you gotta go?
Yeah, I had a... I had an amazing night but...
- But what? But what?! - I fucked up!
You...?
Yo, wait. Yo, is everything okay?
- How'd you...? - I'm so sorry.
I did not mean to put you in the middle of this.
- In the middle of what? - That was my boyfriend.
Your boy--
So, you're in a relationship?
- It's-- - It's "complicated"?
All right.
"Something real," huh?
I think that is everything. Great job, everyone, okay?
I'm gonna be emailing you all about upcoming rehearsals,
and we may or may not have another table read before then.
TBD. Okay?
Bye, guys.
So, how are we feeling?
It's giving real big break vibes, right?
Girl, please, I was in a movie with Denzel Washington.
Girl, all you said was,
"Would you like some coffee?"
Ooh, the shade! But seriously though,
I'm feeling very confident about this pilot.
Thanks for believing I could bring your words to life, girl.
Of course, I mean, the character,
Kim Lawson, is unapologetic, unorthodox, and unruly.
Girl, you're perfect for this role.
- Yeah, you right, you right. - Told you.
Renee, my amazing lead. Great job.
And Gia, incredible script.
Okay, this is gonna be bigger than Scandal.
"The Fight" is gonna be a fucking hit.
A... a public defender trying to fight for the culture
while also fighting for her marriage and family?
I smell a fucking Emmy, Gia, okay?
Let's Shonda Rhimes this shit.
- Do people say that? - Mm-hmm.
- I'm still learning. - Yeah.
Yeah! Whoo!
Uh. Matthew, I... I asked for coffee
at the beginning of this meeting.
If you're gonna stay on board, I need you to--
- Renee? - Yeah, girl.
- What do you think about him? - Oh, that's Breylon...
former NBA player. He retired a few months ago.
He's cute, chocolate, big calves, mm-hmm.
Well, do you remember seeing him at the bar yesterday?
I saw a lot of guys at the bar yesterday.
Girl, stop. His friend was trying to holler at you.
You know, the one that kept referencing Steph?
Ugh, that motherfucker?
Girl, he's all yours. He gave me his number.
- You want it? - Uh-uh. Girl, no. Not him.
His friend, Mr. Big Calves.
Breylon? Girl!
And what's so damn funny?
Lamar wasted your time.
And he had all the time in the world
'cause he ain't had no damn job.
Lamar was an artist.
And now, you think a nigga like Breylon
is gonna make you a priority. Sis, he was in the NBA.
He got hella bitches trying to get on his team.
What makes you think he gonna make you
a top priority?
You my girl, so I'm gonna be honest with you.
Athletes, rappers, uh, pastors...
Girl, "pastors"?
Them niggas is only good for two things.
Dick and DoorDash.
Besides, you a good girl,
go find you a doctor or something.
An accountant.
Ooh, a elementary school teacher
with nice credit and a nice-ass Toyota Camry.
I love you.
- I'll catch you later - Mm-hmm.
♪ It wasn't only me ♪
♪ That made me hard to kill ♪
♪ Relationships changed And got a awkward feel ♪
♪ But your strength Came in my weakness ♪
♪ With that cloth reveal ♪
♪ Them late nights I was lonely and full of pain ♪
♪ They say it's pouring When it rains ♪
♪ I'm feeling strange ♪
♪ How I'm dropping 60 ♪
♪ But still don't feel like I'm game ♪
♪ The devil in my lane He want the leader of the game ♪
♪ Drop down on my knees Put humility on my posture ♪
♪ A bottle and a vibe Stability in my locker ♪
- Your ass cry? - For real.
But how'd it go last night, man?
Did Steph hit a three? Talk to me.
Had this bad little chick.
I'm talking about bad.
I coulda, but I had to curve her ass.
Yeah.
- What the hell happened to you? - Man, family stuff.
Look, my wife done caught our son masturbating
with our good linen.
- No. - Hell yeah.
- Was he on the hub? - Hell yeah.
The boy had candle lit and everything,
the whole situation.
- Yo, Cory? - Mm-hmm?
What was the scent?
Fellas, fellas, fellas.
- Man, what? - This...
What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about? - Nothing.
Hey, listen here, long nights call for nights out.
And Cory, before you say anything...
- The club! - Yes!
It's a club.
Listen, hey, first of all, listen, I just...
If the wife cool with it, I'm there.
As long as the wife with it.
Hey, matter of fact, I know this new spot in Buckhead.
Real player. We'll love it.
I already know you gonna bring
the shawty you was with last night.
Ha, my boy!
Oh, so, you took somebody home last night, huh?
So much for fam, I guess.
Hey! I guess family gonna have to wait a couple more nights.
Uh!
Couldn't get it up, you went down on her,
- and her pH balance was off. - Can I finish my story?
- Well, I'm saying... - Hey, yo, Breylon.
Y'all, what? What the fuck?
♪ Showtime, showtime ♪
- Ah! - ♪ Showtime, drop ♪
- What's up? - What's up, man?
You doing all right? You still hoopin'?
Yo ain't that Zae over there?
Hell yeah! 6' 11", power forward.
24.9 points a game. 12 rebounds and two assists.
Damn, nigga, do you know his sperm count too?
Yeah, it's low,
but I ain't gonna judge a Black man for that.
I don't understand this...
Anyway, ain't the dude about to sign a big-ass new contract?
Yeah, he in a bidding war
between Chicago and Atlanta right now.
- Word. - My G about to get pizzaid.
I could smell the money on him.
Hey, yo, Breylon. What's good, big bro?
What's up, my boy?
That's my boy, Cory, my boy, Darnell, this is Zae.
- What's up, fam? - What's up?
You used to play on the Falcons, right?
Yes, sir.
Couldn't give a shit.
He a fan of me.
So, what you doing here, big time?
Hey, man, I'm trying to get some work in.
Uh-huh.
What you doing, old head? Trying to make a comeback?
No, sir. You got it, my guy.
But this old head could still kick your ass though.
Oh, word? You trying to get a quick game in?
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah, all right, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, let's get it.
- Wanna do this? - Yeah, yeah...
I guess we are.
Bet. I'm gonna go get changed, all right?
What's wrong with you?
What?
Please tell me that you at least wearing a condom
for all that dick ridin'.
Wow, so a Black man can't be supportive
of another Black man?
I was supportive of Breylon,
and he ain't half as good as that nigga.
- What? - You not.
Oh.
- That was nice though. - Man, you crazy.
- That was nice. - Watch this.
You ain't gonna do shit.
♪ This is bigger than me ♪
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Get a hand, get a hand!
Cory, down straight him. That's pretty good.
Get out, get out, get out.
♪ Unless it's a plan And it come with some action ♪
♪ I'm tired of these niggas Projecting their fears on me ♪
♪ 'Cause all of the shit They be lacking ♪
♪ Ain't gotta rib So we liking the drive ♪
Y'all, switch it!
♪ Move with emotion But lacking the pride ♪
♪ Don't move with a purpose But ready to slide ♪
- Yeah, let's go, Breylon! - Let's go!
Hey, game point, game point, man.
Hey, Farooq.
- ♪ This shit get beat for real - ♪ Yeah ♪
- Ball game! - Let's go!
Get him outta here! Get him outta here! Uh-huh!
♪ I feel like these niggas Be trippin' on me... ♪
- Yeah. - Man, you still the GOAT.
- Good game. - Get yo' ass out of here.
- Hey, man. - Whoo.
You need to bring your ass outta retirement.
Nah, that's all I got left, little bro.
You're tripping, bro.
You're better than most cats in the league.
- Nah, man. - You got some years in you.
Nah, man. It's time for life to really start.
You know, start a family, have some kids, man.
So, that's what you was on? You was doing that last night?
Hey, get out, man.
Get outta here, man.
- Hey, Zae, good game, man. - Appreciate you, brother.
Nothing about that woman
- resembles family or kids. - Hey, it be like that sometimes.
Ah, you would know.
I've been with my shawty for a while.
- Yeah? - But you?
You look like you've been in the streets, my boy.
Ah, but...
- Yeah, you right, you right. - Yeah.
I'm just doing my thing.
She's been holding me down, so...
Hey, you better hold on to that.
You know, I've been thinking about that family
- in forever too though. - You?
You got a lot of time, man.
And I'm sure some changes to make.
That's why nobody knows where my studio is.
- Yeah, I knew it. - Yeah, I'm in escrow
for a spot in Sandy Springs right now.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You want me to link you with my realtor?
Please do. I need that.
- Got the same number? - Yes, sir.
- All right. - All right. Be safe.
Hey, what the-- Hey, man, what are y'all doing?
What the-- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey! What are y'all doing, man? Get up.
Get up!
What the-- What? What is wrong with y'all?
♪ Hey, look, I might pull up Flex Terracotta ♪
♪ She wanna ride The broomstick ♪
- ♪ Bitch Harry Potter ♪ - Whoo-hoo!
Now, this is worth being in the doghouse for.
Man, watch out.
You can stay in that doghouse too.
What can I get you gentlemen tonight?
How about your number, for starters?
Chill out, yo. What is wrong with you?
- She was looking at me first. - What?
Can I get a bottle of tequila,
and a bottle of Champagne, please?
Hmm, I knew you were the man, to get to know, sweetheart.
Calling me "sweetheart" gonna make me think you want me.
- You might wanna be careful. - I'll be back with your bottles.
And bring that ass back too!
Hey, hey, chill out, man! What is wrong with you?
You gonna get us kicked out.
Don't miss your blessing, baby girl.
Bring that number back.
Oh, my God!
Ladies, damn, damn...
Y'all coming to the session?
Mm.
Look at all of these Black ballers in here.
I guess tonight I can find out
if my new diaphragm works.
Ew, so nasty.
- He's here. - Who?
Oh, yeah.
His annoying-ass homeboy told me he'll be here.
You seem very determined, but...
I still think this is a bad idea.
Girl, whatever.
You just don't seem like the right fit.
- Girl! - See me, man.
That's the difference between me and y'all.
What's the difference?
Y'all got some limitations.
- You don't know shit, man. - "Limitations"?
I'm for everybody, and everybody for me.
Damn, that's Zae Oakley.
He got money, he's tall, and he's...
In a relationship.
I don't think he's the right fit.
Girl, please. Lube will help with that.
Girl!
What? He could slide right in.
- He's with his girlfriend. - Mm. Eh, she'll be aight.
Show some respect.
- What'd you see? - It's the who see me.
That's my boy. Yo, yo, yo. In this green dress.
Damn, wait, that's shorty from the bar?
- Man, sheesh! - Damn, she nice!
What? Nice ain't the word. Yeah!
The fucker.
She messed her blessing. She shoulda chose me.
♪ She boil and groan On a fast break ♪
Yo, excuse me, excuse me.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Bro, god damn, man.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Man, excuse me.
Oh, oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Goddamn, man. Hey!
Hey, you hear me calling you, girl!
Damn, you fast, girl. You must run track.
Man, why you playing hard to get?
You almost missed your blessing.
Nigga, ain't nobody playing.
Now, why a Black man gotta be a nigga, queen?
Kiss my fat ass, king.
- Come on, move. - Say less.
- I love your outfit. - Oh, my God.
Thank you so much. I got her from Valentina's.
- Seriously? - Yes, oh, my gosh.
She's having a sale right now.
You should totally check it out.
- Thank you. - Of course.
- Have a good one. - No worries.
Hey.
Got me a little drink. Thank you.
I like the message behind this one.
Huh?
I said, "I like the message behind this one."
- Oh, the shirt? - Yeah.
Yes, the future of art is Black, don't you think?
Absolutely. So is the past and the present.
They don't want us to know that though.
Glad to see a man that is aware of his Black history.
- I'm Breylon. - Gia.
- Breylon! - Hey.
Yo. What's good, bro?
Hey! What's up, my boy?
How you been?
- How you doing? - You all right?
What's up? "The future of art is Black."
- Popular shirt. - Who do we have here?
- This is Gia. - Gia Thompson.
Nice to meet you, Gia Thompson.
Very nice to meet you as well.
Oh, and this is my beautiful girl, Nova.
Hi, how are you?
Oh, my God, I love your red dress.
You are so pretty. You know what?
You should really look into modeling.
Oh, she about to conquer all that, even acting.
That's dope.
I'm sure she'll make a great actress.
And I write for TV,
so be sure to catch up with me before you leave.
Well, nice to meet everyone.
- You too. - Nice meeting you.
Oh, my bad, girl.
- ♪ Shit going to get loose ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ But we got the juice And excuses to main ♪
♪ We can make most And deduce certain things ♪
♪ Got up and work Like it's the thing ♪
- ♪ I wanna be loose, yeah ♪ - All right.
- ♪ And to do certain things ♪
♪ Get up and work Like it's the thing ♪
♪ Like good God ♪
What the fuck was that?
♪ I ain't waiting For tomorrow to last ♪
Yo, swing the ball! Swing it!
It's wide open in the corner.
That's crazy.
- ♪ Uh, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Baby, baby Tell me what's up ♪
♪ I see you standing by ♪
Whoo! That's a hell of a head, brother.
Scared money don't make no money.
You sound crazy as two fools.
- You bluffing. - Am I?
- Ooh-hoo. - Try me. I dare you.
What you gonna do, Cory?
I'll fold.
What you laughing at? 'Cause I'm all in.
Unlike your uncle Reggie who been living with his friend
for the past 40 years...
- ...I'm straight, my boy. - Mm!
- Yes, talk to 'em. - That's impressive.
I just took a dump in Cory's bathroom downstairs,
and I didn't flush.
- Straight, motherfucker! - Whoo!
Straight flush!
Mm!
But I clogged the toilet, for real.
I didn't flush.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
And you'd better hope Michelle don't see it,
'cause if she do, she gonna kick your ass too, man.
What is you doing?
Man, it-- I tried. I prayed. It didn't do nothing.
Man, do you know Zae is single again?
Why the hell will we care?
And why would you even know that?
He put it on his IG Story the other day.
He said back to the streets. Now, you know what that mean.
Mm, you think it got something to do with, uh,
with you smashing his girl?
I started following Gia on IG the other day.
- Think I'mma ask her out. - Mm.
"Mm," what?
But did you, uh, at least like some pics?
Uh...
Standard three.
Well, you did your part, you dropped the bait.
You hit her with a follow.
Liked some pics?
Now, if you send a DM, you doing way too much.
Unfortunately, I... I agree.
I disagree. Idris is the new Denzel.
My bridge will fall for Mr. London on sight.
- Breathe, inhale. - Y'all think I'm getting fat?
Girl, the only thing fat about you is your mouth.
And Lady Pearl.
"Lady Pearl"? Ew! You named it?
Girl, every woman names their goddess.
Mm-mm.
And mines happen to be Lady Pearl.
- Black Widow. - Ooh, bitch, I like that.
You feel that?
Y'all hoes are crazy.
Inhale.
He just DM me.
- Who? - Breylon.
Open it, bitch.
- He wants to link soon. - Oh! Mm!
What are you doing?
Huh.
What are your intentions? Why are you here?
Are you asking her to dinner, or taking her to a club?
Man, eff her.
- Renee! - Girl, eff him. You the catch.
Know your worth, and then add text.
Now, what happens if he doesn't respond back?
'Cause I sure as hell wouldn't.
I mean, it just sound like he tryna take her out to dinner,
- not the clubs. - So?
"I'm here until I'm not welcomed."
Oh, that's cute.
- That's smooth. - Yeah! That's what I do.
That was player, aight? I ain't gonna lie.
Oh! Oh.
- I'm tryna teach you. - I ain't gonna lie.
I'm trying.
But listen, you gotta let them think
they got the power.
That's really what they want right there.
They love to be in control.
- Men love to be in control. - To your left.
See, that emoji got him thinking,
"Access granted."
Arms over to your right.
I know men like Breylon.
Especially Breylon.
- "When are you free?" - Uh-uh, don't be so available.
Don't be so un-available either though.
Man, tell his ass next month.
- "Next month"? - "Next month"?
What if she say, "Next month"?
You know, some women like to play hard-to-get.
She seemed like that type.
She said, "Let's meet Thursday for lunch."
Ooh!
Sniper.
I like it, my boy. Wait, hold on. Hold up.
I thought Zae hooked you up with a house
- along with his realtor. - Shit! That is that day.
I can't reschedule.
His realtor's A-list. She stay booked and busy.
Oh, no, y'all.
He might be busy.
You know, he is a former NBA player.
He just sent his address, y'all.
Ooh, that's a date.
It is a date.
- Namaste. - I might need a extra stretch.
Um, Mr. Yoga Instructor, I got a question.
Leave it. I'm going on somewhere.
Well, okay then.
♪ I should keep quiet ♪
♪ 'Cause mens don't like that ♪
♪ Love can get pricey ♪
♪ And mens can't buy that ♪
♪ No ♪
Welcome home.
- Mr. McNeil. - Mrs. Townsend.
- How are you? - How are you?
Okay, so are you ready to see your future?
- Ah, my future? - Yes, yes. Come on!
Honestly, you are going to love this kitchen.
So, unlike most kitchens,
a contemporary style has flat panel doors.
See, the center of the door is flat.
It's not raised, giving a clean, elegant look.
The appliances are all built into the cabinets
to ensure it doesn't look detached
from the kitchen,
This is very sleek... and clean.
Yeah, it's polished.
But believe it or not, it's very low maintenance.
- Gimme a second. - Take your time.
Right this way.
Someone has come looking for you.
- Hello. - Hello.
Okay, I think now might be the perfect time
to take a look at the master bedroom.
Bedroom.
Right this way.
Traditional colonial style windows
inviting in the natural light,
which will help with the light bill.
Oh, I see that you found our his and hers walk-in closet
to match the theme and aesthetic of our his and her bathroom.
Mr. McNeil, I think this home is perfect
for you and your wife.
- Um, it's like... - We're not married.
I'm sorry, I have to take this. Hello?
Yeah, well, I got you on the phone, I mean--
I'm sorry. What? I'm with a client.
So, you like the house?
It's not your address, but...
- I'm working on that. - I like that.
- You hungry? - I can eat.
- This way. - Thank you.
Thanks for the DoorDash.
- What's so funny? - Inside joke.
So, you do know you owe me an actual first date?
Who said this was a "first date"?
I'm just playing, we just playing.
See? You play too much.
Nah, I couldn't reschedule the showing.
And I couldn't tell you "no."
I wanted to see you.
But of course...
where would you like to go?
Um, somewhere with great music...
- Mm-hmm. - ...great food, and great views.
Magic City it is.
Man.
You said, "Great food, great music, and great views."
- The wings be banging. - They do.
I know the DJ personally.
- And the girls. - "And the girls," what?
Need to cover up more.
Uh-huh, that's what I thought.
- I love a man with a big heart. - Oh, it's definitely big.
See, why you gotta be all nasty?
I'm talking about my heart.
- What are you talking about? - Yeah, whatever.
Hello?
Mr. McNeil, I am so sorry.
You know, this is so unlike me, but I had to leave.
I had an emergency.
However, I take it you guys like the house?
Uh, I like the house.
Great, I can send over an application.
Actually, Mr. McNeil would like to look
- at something more traditional. - Mr. McNeil?
Uh, I would like something more traditional.
Okay, traditional it is.
I'll have my assistant email you some listings.
Thank you.
I enjoyed our non-date, Mr. McNeil.
♪ You're taking me higher ♪
♪ My temperature Wanna get you in my world ♪
Look at thing here. Socks! Yeah.
I don't follow the trends. I set 'em.
Cook that sock!
All right, y'all, just gonna go outside.
- Ava, where you at, girl? - We outside.
Gia, Gia. Girl, get off a man's page.
It's like his third cut this week.
It's like his third time being on Gia's page
- in a minute. - Ooh. Gia, Gia.
- Busted. - Ha!
Yeah, he ain't gonna hit her up though.
Nah, he ain't.
Uh, your brother jumped in here.
Uh, he say. "That's just Breylon being Breylon."
Hmm. There you go.
- What up, boy? - Oh!
He said, "Why don't you just invite her
to the barbecue?"
Tell that man, "I got this."
He got his own damn kids, man.
Yeah, we gonna... we gonna sign out.
- Yeah. - Why you always doing that?
- What do I press? The thing...? - Man, just get off.
It's just one person, bro.
♪ Your love feels like I'm on the corner ♪
♪ Moving fast, I gotta change ♪
♪ Speeding up And switching lanes ♪
- Big bro. - Yo.
How you doing, man? This is a vibe.
Cold tomorrow, but it's a vibe.
I wanted just to do something for the friends and the family,
- you know? - Yeah.
- Sunday kick back. - Ah, just like mama used to do.
Yeah.
Daddy, Mommy's back with the ice.
She said, "Bring your black ass."
No, she didn't, she said, "Hurry your black ass."
You watch your mouth, boy. Don't play me.
What are you doing to my niece and nephew, man?
Harrison.
Uncle Breylon, do you still wanna play Uno?
Of course. Take it easy on Jace though.
Don't worry, Uncle B, I got her this time.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're a great father, bro. I aspire to be just like you.
You broke all the stereotypes we get as athletes.
Bro, you know, in order to break the stereotypes,
gotta break the bad habits,
- right? - Yeah.
See, back then I didn't. That's how I got divorced.
You know, man, you gotta stop the, er...
All the solo trips to Miami, right?
The industry parties...
- ...the one night stands. - I know, I know.
Your boys hitting you up late, right?
I know, Cory, I know.
But I can't break this weird feeling
I've been having since I retired.
Yeah, well, sometimes God'll...
put you in an uncomfortable situation
in order for you to grow.
That's why you keep having those same damn dreams.
Look, it's time for you to stop self-sabotaging, you know.
What you mean?
I mean, shit, you done seen it all, man.
From different women coming in and out of my life
to failed marriage, so, yeah, man.
I wasn't the best example.
I mean, I can honestly admit that.
- Kind of fucked you up, man. - Shit!
Yeah, you did, you did.
Fuck.
She texted me with a...
"Bring my black ass."
- I'll be right back. - Imagine that.
I'll be right back. Come get this grill.
You burn that damn meat too.
You just seem like-- You don't even understand.
- It's earned. - You don't even understand.
What are you doing with a toy truck and a damn box?
This fool doesn't-- He... he-- Uh.
I won checkers fair and square. Tell him that.
- Against kids. - Young kids.
- Nigga, those are my kids! - Na-na-na-na-na.
- What? You want some more? - Look at him!
Oh, yeah, okay. Watch out, I'll be back.
Did you see that?
Now, what is wrong with your man?
I don't know. I don't know.
- But what's up with you, man? - Chilling.
Gia show up?
I think she around here somewhere.
Oh. Mm, mm.
Now, it's been what, two weeks now?
Did you at least graduate from the den?
- She gave me her number. - Right.
I told her to pull up, but she left me on scene.
Ugh.
"Ugh"
- Listen. - Yeah?
I'm playing it cool though.
Yeah, but don't play it too cool.
She might freeze you out. I know you.
Not in no goddamn world, this motherfucker.
Hey! He got my-- Hey, get-- Hey!
♪ Hey, feels so good ♪
♪ Uh, and I know That you love it ♪
♪ Know you love it ♪
♪ It's the vibes And the feel for me ♪
♪ Feels good to me Feels good to me ♪
- ♪ Your hue ♪ - ♪ It's your hue ♪
♪ Somethin' stupid Just cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ I can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
- Yeah! - No! Hey! Cut him out!
Come on!
That's what I do. That's what I do.
- That's what I do. - Mm.
There's a lot of fine-ass single fathers in here.
Please, you don't even like kids.
I like the kids on my show.
Yeah, because they're only yours for four to five hours.
That should be the parenting standard.
- Girl. - What?
You'll see him. It's his brother's cookout.
- He'll be here. - Mm-hmm.
I still don't get why you so pressed?
It's been like two weeks since he showed any interest.
Look, he's probably been busy. Hell, so have I.
- Okay. - See, there you go.
Making excuses for him, Gia.
You did that same shit with Lamar.
Why must you always bring up the past, Renee?
Because history repeats itself. Mm-hmm.
You know I don't plan on--
- Ooh! - Uh. Sorry, ma'am.
"Ma'am"?
Girl, he ma'am-ed you. He ma'am-ed you.
- You think that shit funny? - He think you old.
That's exactly why I don't want no kids now.
Girl.
Damn, now I gotta go get another hot dog.
You're all right.
You don't even know these people like that.
Whatever, they feeding, and I'm not eating?
You had enough hot dogs.
There she is!
Thanks for coming.
I didn't have anything else better to do on this Sunday.
- Is that right? - I didn't. Oh, where you been?
Would you believe that I had to break up a fight?
This grown-ass man put a little boy in a headlock.
And then the little boy's dad came over,
and put the grown-ass man in a headlock.
I'm not talking about that. Although that is sad.
I'm talking about where you've been
in the last few weeks.
You've been busy. I understand. I get it.
Actually, I wasn't. I caught myself playing it cool,
but I realized that was a mistake.
- Hmm. Huge mistake. - You're right.
- So, I Googled you. - You Googled me.
Yes, I had to do my research.
I saw that you run a foundation.
Um, older brother and I.
We started the May Foundation when we were both in the league.
You know, just a way to give back to the kids
in the community.
Okay, Breylon, I'm impressed.
Listen, it's the only way change happens.
You gotta make an effort.
Our mother preached that to us all the time as kids.
Her name is May.
Making an effort. Got it. I'll meet your mother one day.
Now that I'm retired,
I'm just trying to figure out what's next, you know?
Well... ...I'm sure whatever it is,
you'll dominate in that too.
And maybe, if you play your cards right...
I'll be around to help you figure it out.
Oh, if I play my car's right?
Yeah, shit, I mean, you ghosted me for two weeks.
- I did not. - Uh-huh, it's all good.
I'm used to people walking outta my life.
Never that.
And speaking of my goofy-ass brother.
Ah, all right. Calling me goofy.
Gia, this is my bighead-ass brother, Brandon.
- B, this is Gia. - Hi. It's very nice to meet you.
Gia, nice to meet you as well. I heard a few things about you.
Hopefully, good things...?
Of course, nothing but good things.
He's a good man right here.
Wet behind the ears a little bit.
Still learning but...
...a good man, you know.
Don't fuck this one up.
Hey, aight, aight, aight, aight.
So, what are you getting into tonight?
- No plans. - Ah, let's change that.
Let me help my brother clean up...
and I'll send you the address.
- The real address this time? - Yes, the real address.
- Uh-huh. - And don't worry...
I'll take care of everything.
All right.
- Wow, you look nice. - Thank you.
This is nice and clean for a man.
Which is why I'm trying to understand
why you still have your shoes on.
Oh, oh, okay, I see the vibe you got going on up in here.
- They was coming off. - My... my mama taught me well.
Mm-hmm.
Where's the restroom?
Uh, it's back here in the corner.
Thank you.
Would you like a drink?
Sure, I'll have whatever you're having.
- Be careful what you ask for. - Yeah, okay.
♪ Hey, girl ♪
♪ I'mma throw all this-- ♪
♪ Girl, give me a second ♪
- ♪ Sure girl ♪ - ♪ 'Cause that's what I need-- ♪
♪ 'Cause it's been too long ♪
♪ Since you've got a chance ♪
- ♪ Just to find romance ♪ - ♪ Romance ♪
♪ You could sing a song ♪
♪ Or write one all night long ♪
♪ You could find a new friend ♪
♪ But you know how that ends ♪
♪ You know The rhythm of the day ♪
- ♪ Might wear you down ♪ - ♪ Wear you down ♪
♪ Your lows, they're never gonna Take you down, down, down ♪
- ♪ 'Cause life's so... ♪ - I hope you washed your hands.
Man, shut up.
You never know. People dirty these days.
Yeah, I already know.
Mm, okay, I see that little DVD collection.
I love streaming services,
but ain't nothing better than having an actual DVD.
Oh, now, what you know about this? The Wood?
The way I see it,
we should play this game for life.
- What game? - Macking, hanging.
Oh.
Macking, hanging.
Ah!
Macking, hanging.
It's the best move ever made right there.
Yeah, I guess when you're right, you're right.
You said it, not me.
So, I guess we gotta watch it now.
Excuse me.
I made reservations at... Calvin's.
That's sweet.
You know the Grand would've been totally fine, right?
- Now, what you know about that? - What? Everything.
Buffalo chicken rolls.
See, now that's the best meal ever.
- You got some popcorn? - I actually do.
Okay. Well, I'mma get the movie started.
If you can't keep your motherfucking hands--
Ooh, this my favorite part here.
"You think my sister a ho or something?
You think she a toy?"
"No, no, I think she's purdy."
Ooh! That's my favorite right here.
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ You wake up, sun up Almond milk in your coffee ♪
♪ I'm laid up on the sofa With a guitar... ♪
- Uh-uh, uh-uh. No, no! - I got it, I got it!
No, get outta here. Hey.
Ah, she gonna poke my eye out.
♪ Brown skin, mama ♪
♪ The morning's sweet When you're by me ♪
♪ Fill up my cup ♪
♪ Ask me how I like it, baby ♪
♪ My love, you already know ♪
♪ I take it black like you ♪
♪ Little sugar I take it black ♪
♪ Ah, love me in the morning ♪
♪ Baby, ooh ♪
♪ Uh, will you love me In the morning time ♪
♪ Bare skin, no makeup ♪
♪ You rule my world In silk 'jammas ♪
♪ Closed in, guarded You came to me with caution ♪
♪ But when you're done With being strong... ♪
- I got it, I got it. - It don't look like it.
- I got it. - Make sure you got it.
- Just move back-- - What?
- I'm sorry. - Why would you do that?
♪ So, fill up my cup Ask me how I like it, baby ♪
♪ My love, you already know I take it black like you ♪
- Now, take it slow. - Okay.
Hold on. Take your time.
- Take your time. - I am. I--
Take each step, step, step, step.
There you go. There you go.
There you go.
- I don't like surprises. - Right there.
- Hold on a second now. Hold on. - Okay.
And open.
What do you think?
It's nice? Where are we?
This is-- Oh, my God!
You bought a house!
How are the ways this old house'll look?
Ah, a little bit like ours.
I like ours. That's cute. I like that.
♪ We can make some new life With our love ♪
♪ And make them black like you ♪
♪ Baby, let’s make them black Like you ♪
So, tell me about young Gia.
You are big time now,
but I'm sure you was hell growing up.
Well...
for starters, my father left when I was younger.
Well, I guess being a husband and a father
was too hard for him.
And one day he just up and left.
It tore us up. Especially my mother.
I remember her working multiple jobs
and just feeling so alone.
Like, a lot... when I was younger.
His leaving didn't affect me until I got older.
Trusting men was...
and is, something that's very hard for me to do.
It's sad but...
I have a deep down expectation
that they would disappoint me and leave.
So...
what about young Breylon?
What was your childhood like?
I mean... [chuckles] ...I know the stories are insane.
Where do I start?
Well, my mother is my heart.
She did any and everything she could
to make sure we were good.
Father wasn't around.
Brandon was the father figure in my house.
Taught me a lot of things about life, relationships.
But he always had his own crazy shit going on.
Which is probably why I'm a little jaded
with relationships.
It just always seemed easy to play the field, you know.
Easier to play the field?
Hmm.
That's very vague and not true.
Explain that to me.
All right, come on, come on with it.
- Light. - What?
Boo, I know you got green.
We gonna go green for you. Yeah.
Oh, yes, sir.
- Come on. - Uh-huh. Keep it going.
- Everybody gotta go-- - Damn. Uno out.
- What? - Uno out?
Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no. Your ass cheating.
- Hell yeah. - How?
Where you get that other draw four from?
In my hand.
There's only four draw-fours in a deck.
- Okay. - I dropped two.
Renee dropped one.
And I got the other one. Boom.
I guess we got the limited edition.
That's Cory's friend!
It's like we can't play Uno with him.
Calm down. Y'all being sore losers.
- Let's run it back. - No!
- Run it back? - Ain't running shit back.
- No! - This mother--
You know what, let's play something else.
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - You know what?
- I got one, all right? - What you got?
It's called date night card game.
So, we'll break up into couples.
Ava and Quentin, Breylon and Gia,
- Cory and Michelle. - What about us?
Nigga, we hosting.
Ah, don't do him like that. He's placed.
Y'all got the same outfit on.
Don't do that. Don't... Don't do that.
Anyway, I pull a card from the deck
that will contain personal, intimate, hard questions
that you have to answer or pass, all right?
Blue cards for the men.
Pink for the ladies.
So, we getting all up in each other's business, huh?
Exactly. Oh, and just a reminder.
Passing will get you an X. Three strikes, you're out.
Last couple standing wins.
We play to win.
...come on...
Cory, you up first.
Kissing your partner is... A, sloppy like a wet fish.
B, dry like some bricks.
Or C, soft like pillow. Be smart.
Uh...
I'll say wet fish.
- I beg your pardon? - Whoa, babe, babe, just hear--
Hear me out, aight.
Of course I love kissing you. You know that, you're my baby.
But just sometimes, I might need a napkin afterwards,
that's all, that's all.
That's all.
- That's all. - Oh, this gonna be good.
I like this game already.
All right, y'all.
So, currently, Cory and Michelle have two strikes,
Breylon and Gia got one...
...and Ava and Quinton in the lead with none.
- Boo! - Come on.
What do you expect?
Look, honesty is our only policy.
- That's right. - Okay. There you go.
I ain't gonna lie.
Some of that jive could've kept that in.
Him licking your neck before sex.
Well, that just too personal for me...
- Boy, stop Hating. - All right, Gia, do you believe
in non-negotiables in a relationship?
If so, does your partner fall under these categories?
Well...
- I don't tolerate disrespect. - Okay.
I love a man that can provide emotional security.
Preach.
Okay, and I believe in communication
even when the conversations get tough.
- Period. - That's it.
Okay, he has little to no room for mistakes.
And I want my man to be all about me.
I'm the catch.
- That's right. - Good one.
And like the saying goes, "Happy wife, happy life."
Yeah, okay.
Yes, I thought it was good myself.
No, no, no, uh--
No, I'm saying I agree. "Happy wife, happy life."
- Mm-hmm. - Man, fuck that!
"Happy man, life will be grand."
Finally.
Somebody had to say it. Somebody had to say it.
Your boy here for a reason.
Don't trip, girl. I'm still grooming him.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. You what?
You... You say you "grooming" me?
Why you tripping?
- Mm. - Mm-mm.
Oop.
What the hell you mean "grooming" me?
Oh, that's my cue. Let me beat the traffic, man.
Let's get up outta here.
Try to beat this traffic. Come on, man.
- You're ridiculous. - My boy. Cory, hit me.
Yeah, man. Gonna get on up outta here.
Good luck, bro.
Girl, handle that.
Hey Renee, I'm gonna ride with you.
- I... I think you go my way. - No, I don't.
Hey...
let it go.
Trust me, aight.
♪ I can never fall down ♪
Come on, baby. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Come on, baby...
♪ We just saw wherever we go ♪
♪ Riding on this for Giotto ♪
So fucking embarrassing.
♪ While I'm working On my ego, oh ♪
So, how long you been grooming me, Gia?
I didn't mean it that way.
- You sure about that? - Yes, I'm sure.
'Cause every single word I heard you say,
it sounds like you did.
You want me be all about you, you're "the catch".
"There's no room for mistakes"? What the--? What is all that?
What does that even fucking mean?
If you're the catch, then what the fuck am I?
Breylon, look, first of all, I was joking.
- "Joking?" - Joking!
- Good joke. - And yes, I am a catch, Breylon.
And so are you!
Why are you getting so triggered over all of this anyway?
And why can't a woman just be confident?
Being confident ain't the same
as being the only fucking person in the room, Gia!
You know what, Breylon? You've been drinking.
I've been drinking?
- Yes, you've been drinking. - I've been drinking, huh?
And I'm not about to argue with you over a damn game.
Stupid shit.
For some reason, you still think this is about a game?
Well, what's the problem then, huh?
You gonna leave me like everybody else?
I don't have time for a motherfucker
- with daddy issues. - "Daddy issues"?
- Daddy issues! - Really?
You insecure motherfucker.
You want everybody else to prance around your issues
and kiss your emotional ass?
- "Emotional?" - Yes!
- "Emotional?" - Emotional!
- Wow. - You about to take this too far.
It's a little too late for that.
What's wrong with you right now?
For some reason, I don't think you'll fucking understand.
You know what...
I'm just gonna get my shit and go.
Because you're right, I don't understand.
And maybe I don't want to.
And that's the selfish shit I'm talking about right there.
That's the selfish shit I'm talking about!
You wanna go, then fucking go, Gia.
- Fuck you, Breylon. - Fucking go!
Fuck!
Breylon?
Yo, Breylon?
Breylon!
- Nigga, wake up. - Come on, man.
Hey, come on, you gonna be late as usual, man.
- For what? - Wha--
You get the keys to your new place. Come on.
Man, get your funky ass up, bro.
Initial here. Initial there.
B, man, I ain't even going to lie.
This is nice! You can put a stripper pole here.
- Everything! - Oh, please don't.
No, uh, Mrs. Townsend,
you have to excuse him please.
He was born a bit premature.
So was my ex-wife.
And there.
So, that's it?
You, sir, are officially a new homeowner.
Dog.
Yo.
I hope you and Gia enjoy--
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Well, I will get out of everyone's hair.
Congratulations again. Be blessed.
So, nobody gonna address the elephant in the room?
- Nigga! - I'm saying,
I was talking about the realtor being a lesbian.
But if y'all wanna talk about Gia,
we could talk about that too.
Because you were thinking, I saw your eyes.
So, uh, you still haven't heard anything?
Nah, nothing.
It's been almost three weeks.
I know.
Well, look man, this a celebration, right? Huh?
- Yeah. - Right? Dope crib.
- To new beginnings. - New beginnings.
New beginning. I'll move in with you, bro.
And roll sound.
Rolling.
All right, I'll get this over to the judge.
Thank you.
And cut on rehearsal.
Red light and bell.
Thank you.
- Great job. - All right, thank you.
Ooh! Girl, we start filming next week!
- Yeah, I know. And I'm excited. - No
Uh-uh, uh-uh, you gotta come a little better than that.
Why you being so stank?
Girl, let his ass go and move on.
Everybody is not like you, Renee, okay?
Well, y'all hoes ought to be.
You know this is the second time that he ghost you, right?
Yeah, I know.
I'm about to just call him, okay.
- No you not. - Yes-- Girl!
- No, absolutely not. - Give me my phone.
- No. No. No. - Give me the phone back.
Let me just call him real quick.
No.
Girl, what is Zae Oakley doing over here?
Oh, you didn't know?
He's getting into film and television.
He's EP on a project now.
Finances cut short and he cut the check.
Hmm. Didn't nobody tell me about it.
- Girl, you just a writer. - Hello, my queens.
- Hi. - Hi.
I'd like to introduce you to NBA star Zae Oakley.
He's coming onto "The Fight" as an executive producer.
Zae you probably already know Renee Calhoun, our star,
and this is our brilliant head writer, Gia Th--
Thompson.
Yeah, we met a few weeks ago. "Future of art is Black."
That's right.
Well, I will let you two get better acquainted.
Um, Renee, can I talk to you for a second about, um--
Sure.
Tom Cruise is interested in a project.
He's not, that's a lie, I'm sorry.
That's a dope script.
Thank you.
I'd love to talk about it more... over dinner?
♪ Like I mean ♪
♪ Why are all of them Just a disappointment lately ♪
♪ Everyone the shit They been doing with these... ♪
See you soon.
♪ Come and get me, Come and save me ♪
♪ I'm so tired, I'm so tired ♪
♪ Giving love Where it ain't desired ♪
♪ Every time I have in mind ♪
♪ I thought he was the one It backfired ♪
♪ What I want, what I need ♪
♪ Is a man who can rescue me ♪
♪ Come save me From his tower, baby, I plead ♪
♪ 'Cause I fear There'll be nobody ♪
♪ To come for me ♪
♪ I'm looking For a fairytale type of love ♪
♪ I'm looking for A heaven-sent type of trust ♪
♪ I'm looking for My knight in shining armor ♪
♪ For braving all the drama ♪
- ♪ I'm looking for a... ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Fairy tale type of love ♪
- ♪ I'm looking for a... ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Fairy tale type of love ♪
♪ Growing up, it was hard ♪
♪ Made up fairytales Played a part ♪
♪ Time again I see ♪
♪ That there was no one to come And rescue me ♪
♪ Some day I pray Your switch is up ♪
♪ Can be counting on me Loyalty, that's all I need ♪
♪ Someone who can hold A job for me ♪
♪ Show me a whole new world ♪
♪ So, tell me you feel me ♪
♪ No, really Who doesn't wanna love ♪
- ♪ Doesn't want love ♪ - ♪ Someone to build with ♪
♪ Somebody You can really trust ♪
♪ And I know Every fairytale has it's end ♪
♪ And I just can't wait For mine to begin ♪
God, you look beautiful.
Thanks.
What's all of this for?
You're not about to propose, are you?
God, no.
Okay, you had me a little nervous there.
So, what's the occasion?
I'm, uh, staying with Chicago.
Ooh.
Yeah, both teams came to the table,
and we made an agreement that Atlanta just couldn't match.
Congratulations.
I'm really, really happy for you, Zae.
What?
What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking... you coming with me.
I'm so sorry, I have to go to the restroom.
Shit...
So, Chelle, five years married to this knucklehead?
- Uh. - Mm.
Mm-mm, y-- y-- you say what now?
Look, hey, hey, okay. He's my knucklehead.
- Mm. - Mm, kiss.
But she was right, baby.
You were a knucklehead when we first met.
Hell, our first two years of marriage, come on.
Girl.
But I was patient. I didn't give up.
And I did everything that I could
to make sure that he grew and he did the same for me.
And look at us, celebrating five years together.
To not giving up.
- To not giving up. - Shit.
So, Breylon, did you know that Sharae didn't also give up
in the 100 and the 400 at her school?
She was the All States Champ.
So, Sharae's fast.
Oh, and he's funny. And I get the joke.
And no, I'm not fast in that sense.
But I am fast in a sense that I'll leave your ass
in the dust if you're stuck on the track.
Speaking of track...
Okay, damn.
Did you know she just became the new head coach at Spelman
for track and field?
And she's single too.
Bitch.
Where is this waiter?
Yo, you wanna... you wanna get the drinks at the bar?
Come on, bring your ass.
Girl...
...you out here making me look desperate.
- You need a man. - I don't need that man!
So, this is why I'm here?
Am I seeing this right?
What?
No. Oh, no, no, no, no, bro. Listen, I had no idea, okay.
Although, it's not a bad idea.
What's not a bad idea?
I mean it might be time for you to move on.
Yeah, man, because you've been in and out of it
these past few weeks ever since you and Gia broke up.
You know that, right?
No, no, no, no. We ain't doing that tonight.
- Nah. - Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Hey, hey, hey. Stay here. Stay here. Listen. No, no.
- I just wanna talk to her. - Chill. Hey!
Chill. It's my anniversary, you understand?
- You're right. - Let it go.
Shots. Come on.
Wh-- What's wrong?
Let's get outta here, okay?
All right.
Hey, hey, man. So, you good? You good?
I think we should go somewhere after this, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-mm, mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- What is you doing? - Childish!
What is you doing?
What are we doing afterwards?
A lot.
Who was that?
Man, that's messed up. She dating your boy now?
He ain't my boy. And they ain't dating.
How do you know?
He executive producer on the show she writes on.
And don't ask me how I know that one either.
You been stalking her Instagram?
Shut up.
Look, man, regardless of how he found out,
he knows they aren't dating.
Which means you still have a chance to win her back.
- Man, to hell with that! - Yeah, the hell with that.
That's cap.
Man, you been giving bad advice lately.
You tripping, man.
You give bad advice.
Why did I just get an email from GSU about a coaching job?
That's dope.
Yeah, that's what's up, man.
What'd you do?
I just might have sent a panicked email
in the middle of the night, man.
Look, I was just trying to get your mind off Gia. That's it.
Get my mind.
Hey, man, he not wrong for doing it.
It's time for you to focus back on your basketball career,
'cause your relationship is dead. It's over with.
Like you gotta just be honest at this point.
- What? I'm just saying. - Nah, you right, man.
Hold up. That's for me. That's for me.
- Yo. - Y'all sit tight real quick.
Hey, who the hell you have in my house, man?
Wait a minute, man. Don't y'all move.
Man, who the... who the--
who do you have in my house, man?
It's a surprise for you, man. Just be patient.
It's something to get your mind off of Gia.
You know about this?
No, I don't know nothing about this.
Yes, sir, right on time. Look at you.
I don't know what's going on.
You know he a big-ass kid so ain't no telling.
Where do I sign, brother?
Yeah, you know. You know about this, don't you?
- No, I swear I don't. - You knew about this.
No, but we... we should see what he's doing.
We should just see.
Fellas, fellas, I want to introduce y'all
to the three amigas.
We got Tory.
♪ Know how to treat a lady ♪
We got Lisa.
♪ Never call myself your lady ♪
And last but not least, we got Marie.
My, my, my, my.
Darnell, what the hell are you doing, man?
Yeah, man, for real. What are you doing?
Yeah, for real? Y'all don't like this?
I don't like it.
♪ ...Money, money, money ♪
You can't be serious right now.
So, y'all, ladies show 'em, show 'em, show 'em.
♪ You know that I want it Want it, want it ♪
Ooh, y'all don't like this?
Yo, you can't be serious right now.
You can't. I'm out, bro.
I'm out, man.
What are you doing?
Look, I guess it's just you three and the dirty D.
Y'all go ahead and sit on that couch.
I'm gonna set this up. I don't need them. Come on.
♪ Yeah, get me cussing And coming lately ♪
B? Yo B, where you at?
Darnell wild as hell for that.
I don't know what that man be thinking sometimes but...
What is it, C?
What is it that make people think
that is what I want with my life?
Listen, man.
Look... [snickers] ...I know things are rough right now,
- but things will-- - Will what?
Will what, Cory? Get better.
You got all the answers, don't you?
No, no, I was just up here to check on you.
But if you want to talk real
then let's talk real for a minute.
The only person you need to be mad at is yourself.
Yes, it ain't those random-ass women
that you choose to deal with.
It ain't no Gia, and it for damn sure ain't Darnell.
You got some shit deep down that you, Breylon,
and Breylon alone, needs to figure out.
C... I feel lost, man.
Then talk to him about it.
'Cause he's the only one who has the real answers.
Welcome back to the game, folks.
And we're done to the final quarter of this...
...has been led by their superstar guard Howard,
who's been averaging 25 points for a game this season.
He's already got 20 points tonight
and he's not showing any signs of slowing down.
- Nah, I'm good, bro. - Cory already called.
I'm here. Come on. Come on.
What up?
Come on, drop the ball, man. Come on, nigga.
- I fucked up, I know. - Yeah.
I know I fucked up.
I don't even have the right to feel the way I do but I do.
What you talking about?
And she got the nerve to be at dinner with Zae?
He trying to get me back for that Nova shit ain't he?
No, you already know they're not together, right?
Ain't you already figured that shit out?
Right, and he ain't your boy, man.
You know what I mean?
No, I don't 'cause your ass ain't making no fucking sense.
- It's your fucking ego. - My what?
It's your ego. Your ego bruised.
Thought she was gonna come running back to you
like all the others do when you get in your feelings.
- That's bullshit. - Bullshit? Ain't no bullshit.
That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
Ain't no bullshit... You in your fuckin' feelings.
That's bullshit.
Nigga, that ain't shit, man.
- Give me the fucking ball. - This ain't 20 years ago either.
Take the ball.
Face it, Gia ain't falling for your mind tricks
or your emotionally unstable games.
My God, you... you threw a fucking temper tantrum.
And instead of properly communicating
to solve the problem, you disappeared!
- I was trying to-- - No, dog!
You haven't even hit her up since. Right?
Don't push me, dog.
And she ain't hit me either.
Oh look, the fuck, man.
Dog, where were we?
Fucking elementary?
Man up!
If you miss her, reach out to her!
Your ass gonna lose her!
If you haven't already.
So, what's next?
It's the fourth quarter...
down by one.
Twenty seconds left on the clock.
What's the final play?
Give me this, boy.
- Hey. - Daddy? Daddy?
Hey, I missed you two.
Your day was good?
- Y'all have a good day? - Yes, yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah? Where's mommy?
Welcome home, my love.
Hi, baby. Come, baby.
Hiya. Come on, baby.
- So, how was your day today? - It was great.
How was yours?
Girl, do you know
why they invited us all here today?
I don't know.
- Are you pregnant? - Bitch?
- What? - No.
I just had to ask.
That's what I'm here for her.
Thank you all for coming on such short notice.
But I felt like I needed to say this in person.
I have some good news and I have some bad news.
Just give us the bad news first.
Zae Oakley has dropped out as one of the executive producers
- on "The Fight." - Oh, God.
But... that's okay because...
"The Fight" has been picked up for ten episodes by Netflix.
Oh, my God!
Yes!
We go into production this summer,
and revised contracts will be sent out
by the end of the week. And Gia.
Yes?
We want you to run our writer's room.
- Congratulations. - That's my girl! Yes!
- I will be in touch. - Oh, my God.
- What did I tell you? - Yes!
- Oh. Muah! So excited. - It's so amazing.
Oh, my God, girl. It's happening.
I'mma have to work on this
before we start filming though.
Girl, please. You are fine. You look good.
You sure? Thanks, girl.
You don't think it has something to do with me
why Zae dropped out, do you?
Girl, who gives a damn? We about to be on TV, Baby.
- Girl, Netflix. - Yes!
- ♪ Big name, big deal ♪ - ♪ Big name, big deal ♪
- ♪ Big Renee, big deal ♪ - ♪ Big Renee, big deal ♪
Excited.
What are you doing here?
- I'm here for you. - Yeah.
After a whole month, huh?
And after a month, I'm right here.
This is bullshit.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
What could you possibly have to say to me, Breylon?
These are for you.
- Good day, Breylon. - Five minutes. Five minutes.
- Five minutes. Please. - Two.
Two.
So, I got the job at GSU.
Nice. Congratulations.
I'm sorry, Gia.
I fucked up.
I let fear cloud my judgment.
And I got sc-- I just got scared.
I want a chance to make it right.
Are you serious right now?
Yes, Gia, I love you.
Get up.
Get up. Get up. Get up!
Where is all of this coming from, huh?
It's been a month.
You think you could just pop back
into my life after the way you acted?
And the fucking audacity... to try to propose.
That's your fucking ego again, Breylon!
You're right.
I didn't know how to communicate what I was feeling.
I was triggered.
Things were moving fast.
I'm sorry.
You wanna say all of this now?
I never intended to scare you off.
I didn't want you to be perfect.
I wanted you to be real.
I wanted you to be who you are...
...while allowing me to be myself as well.
I wanted to be that safe place for you.
I wanted you to feel secure with me.
I know, Gia. That's why I'm here.
And I finally see that.
All I want is for you to be mine.
A month ago, I was ready to move forward.
I'm just not there anymore.
Goodbye, Breylon.
♪ Did I miss my chance ♪
♪ Did I drop the ball ♪
♪ Did I miss my shot ♪
♪ Hearts weren't made to drop Can't turn back the time ♪
♪ No more days And nights with you ♪
♪ Play the game I guess we're through ♪
♪ Now, all my playlist is just Sad song after sad song ♪
♪ Phone call after phone call ♪
♪ Knowing that It's all my fault... ♪
G-- G-- Gia, we are here.
Gia T, where you at, girl?
I gave y'all that key for emergency uses only.
This is an emergency.
We just got Netflix.
- Father and I... - What's wrong with you?
He was here.
Who was here?
Breylon?
Girl, on one knee with a ring in hand.
Okay, so why aren't we talking about wedding dress options?
What did he do? What did you say?
I said a lot of things, but somehow I didn't say enough.
I... I just couldn't find all the right words to say.
- I do. - I do.
No.
I'm sorry.
There's so many things that I wish I could change
or just take back.
I mean, you did say you were grooming him.
I think of the...
Girl, go get your man back.
Oh, my God.
Renee, you're giving good advice?
Y'all really be listening to me?
Hell, I don't even listen to myself half the time.
Look, Cory invited all of us to Breylon's housewarming
and I think you should come.
Yeah, I'm sure he'd be happy to see you.
I don't think I have it in me.
♪ Yeah, hey, yo You way too wavy, baby ♪
♪ All that drip And all that splash ♪
♪ I feel like This can end magically ♪
♪ Actually you way too fine You be valued to me ♪
♪ If you even try to leave... ♪
Mm-hmm, don't come in here babysitting.
I need a little bit more.
Mm-hmm. About right. Add a little dab of that.
♪ He worried about the guys Telling good riddance ♪
♪ Like you feeling... ♪
This guy in there too.
Yes, sir...
♪ You way too wavy, baby Filling your times... ♪
Damn!
About to get somebody's daughter pregnant tonight!
♪ Maybe I could get A little sip ♪
♪ Let me try to go For this trip ♪
♪ Now, open your mind Just wanna talk to your body ♪
♪ And I wanna hear it out loud ♪
My man.
♪ You already know what to do ♪
♪ My money's always clouded ♪
♪ Love You know nothing about it ♪
♪ Say that I'm so conceited ♪
♪ Girl, you know That you need me ♪
♪ Nigga like me ♪
- Damn, girl. How you doing? - Yo, where's Breylon?
- Where Breylon at? - Oh, my God. Hey.
♪ I know you know we know I can't leave your mind ♪
♪ Top back '65 Mustang Can't stop my shine ♪
♪ I know you know we know I can't leave your mind ♪
♪ Top back '65 Mustang Can't stop my shine ♪
♪ When I, when you're When we are loving ♪
Bathroom's down the hall.
I said the bathroom is down the hall!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your ass up, boy.
What are you doing, bro?
Bro, you laying all in the bed, depressed.
Bro, are you depressed?
You need me to take you to the hospital?
Man, to hell with you.
I'm cool. What y'all doing up here?
Dude, this is... this is your house warming, right?
The house warming I told you I didn't want.
Man, it's a Atlanta housewife down there
and I think she feeling your boy.
- That's cool. Just saying... - Listen. Listen, bro.
I get you canceling shit a week ago
considering, you know.
Man, you a single Black man.
People actually came up here to support you.
- You acting real ungrateful. - Indeed.
Thanks for the used air fryer.
Hey, man, I had to make sure it worked.
And it works.
Listen man, my, uh, my son painted this for you.
Yeah, man, we gave him another hobby and introduced him
to that instead of, you know.
Instead of letting his kid swim in the shower.
- Shut up, okay. - Just saying.
- That what they do. - Just relax. It's okay.
Listen, the future of art is Black.
Man, that shit ugly, ain't it?
You should have just bought him a Shake Weight.
What... what is you laughing at, man?
'Cause I haven't even seen it yet.
I told you.
Yeah, um, Shake Weight sound better.
- Nah, man. It's dope. - What?
It's dope. Tell you boy I said "thanks."
I'm hanging it where everyone can see it.
So, D...
say one of them Atlanta housewives downstairs?
You know it. Let's get it.
Go ahead and tighten up.
- Take that with you. - Mm.
Let's do it.
Now, give me my cup back now.
Yeah, my boy is back!
I treat it like it's my housewarming.
Baby! Come on, it's our song.
- I gotta see this. - Oh.
Oh, Breylon, my friend's looking for you.
Hey, I got a question.
Why you didn't set me up with your friend?
That's because my friend has a brain.
And eyes, D. I'm just playing.
D, get that for me.
Oh, my God.
- Man, what you doing here? - Boy, move.
- Where can I put these? - It depends.
- What did you even get him? - What's your ass get him?
Mm, I bet it was something basic like a air fryer.
- You know what, Renee? Fuck you. - Fuck you.
Ladies, ladies, y'all showed up.
- How you doing? - Hello. Hey.
How you doing?
All right.
♪ So high I been wasting my time ♪
She ain't coming.
Y'all want something to drink?
Darnell made some punch. It's fire.
Hard pass. I'll take some water though.
Shit, I'll take some. Where it's that?
Bet, I'mma get you all that.
♪ I'm sitting in an empty seat Stranger in A and I'm in D ♪
Enough. You hear me, right? You hear me, right?
Come on now.
- Get on, man. - Love you, man.
Hey you gotta get outta here, man.
What's wrong with you?
♪ I'll take you by the fire ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ I'm here in the morning Oh, oh, oh ♪
Daddy, Daddy.
- Daddy. - Hey, I missed you two.
Your day was good? Did you have a good day?
- Yes. - Yeah? Where's Mommy?
She's there.
- Mommy. - Right there.
- Right there? - Yeah.
Where's Mommy?
So, how was your day today?
It was great. How was your day?
It's always you, ain't it?
- Man, I left my phone. - Yeah, I bet you did.
- Yeah. - Okay, hero.
Hey, that party was lit.
Yeah, I know. Next time--
Hey.
- Can I come in? - Of course. Please.
You look nice.
Thanks.
This is... ...nice and clean, for a man.
Which is why I'm wondering...
why do you still have your shoes on?
Okay. Feel the vibe you got going on in here.
They be coming off.
I like what you've done with the place.
Still missing a few things.
Doesn't quite feel like home just yet.
Missing a catch?
What kind of catch?
A catch?
I've been looking for "a catch" for a long time now.
♪ I'm just looking for My knight in shining armor ♪
♪ For braving all my drama Looking for a fairytale ♪
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
No, man, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Didn't you say my sister a ho or something?
No! No!
She ain't a fucking toy.
No, I think she purdy.
- Look at you. - Look at you.
Y'all want some of me?
- Man, yeah. - What?
I-- I guess so.
They still watching The Wood?
- My... - Okay.
Yes.
- What? - This is all your fault.
My fault?
You shoulda never walked up to me in that damn bar.
Talking about you want me.
Y'all cook me dinner at three o'clock in the morning
after we made love.
Trying to lay next to me and gimme all your loving.
Talking about you wanna make me your wife--
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Shut up.
And I know you ain't got your nasty fingers on me.
- I can't stand your ass. - It was a gentle touch.
Mm-mm.
You gonna blow our cover. Calm down.
In nine months, our cover is gonna be blown.
Nine months. What's happening in nine months? Shut up.
Remove yourself outta my way. You know what?
Oh, yeah, I've been waiting to show you this.
- Is that positive--? - It say positive, fool.
Man, wake up! And every time I call you
you better be giving somebody a lineup.
Your barbershop now is 24/7.
Okay, you gonna be cutting hair all day long.
Lighting them up, shaping somebody up.
Your shop is 24/7 now 'cause I want me a PushKit.
And I want a Range Rover, white preferably.
You got rats?
- Huh? - I thought I heard something.
- Nah, I don't hear nothing. - Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
Mr. And Mrs. McNeil.
♪ Your love feels like I'm on the corner ♪
♪ Moving fast, I gotta change ♪
♪ Speeding up And switching lanes ♪
♪ And I'm doing bad I know And I don't know where to go ♪
♪ Just want to be happy ♪
♪ And life is for living ♪
♪ Something about you Making me feel right now ♪
Uh-huh, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Oh, yeah? You wanna play dirty?
- You playing dirty? - Come here. Come here...
Yeah, I called time out. I called time out.
♪ Objects in the mirror Are closer than they appear ♪
♪ How did we get here ♪
What happened?
Did something to the camera.
♪ Can't even navigate it ♪
♪ I just want to be How I feel inside ♪
♪ I just wanna go Where love resides ♪
What the fuck is it?
We waiting for you so you can go home.
I couldn't get it.
♪ Almost passed you up ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been looking for love ♪
♪ Never even Let this feeling... ♪
Damn!
If I could get somebody to-- Oh. When did he have a daughter?
♪ There's something about you ♪
- A regular musty-ass ho. - Wait, cool down!
What, you going to the fucking WNBA.
- I'm here. - Go!
♪ I can't stand your faces How can I replace this ♪
♪ I've got blind spots Objects in the mirror ♪
Buffalo chicken rolls.
See, now that's the realest--
Buffalo chicken rolls!
What?
- I wanted her to keep going. - I wasn't repeating.
♪ Your love got Your love got blind ♪
♪ Do do do Love got blind spots ♪
- This my favorite part. - No, man.
"You think my sister a ho or something?"
- "No man, I think she purdy." - "You think she a toy?"
We fucked that up.
We did.
♪ I cannot resist And I can't stand your faces ♪
♪ How can I replace this ♪
Man, there's a Atlanta Housewife down there.
And I think she feeling your boy.
I'm sorry. I can't...
Go back.
♪ Love got blind spots ♪
♪ Spots, spots Spots, spots, spots ♪
Hey!
♪ I can see You got blind spots ♪
♪ Aah ♪
Okay, I want a new Range Rover.
I'm having your little ugly baby.
On my nerves.
♪ She like my big beard And my low cut ♪
♪ I love her hair in a bun I wanna straight it up ♪
♪ I love it ♪
♪ When she walk in the room She gonna light it up ♪
♪ You know that melanin It don't be cracking ♪
♪ I love this black skin ♪
♪ The vibe's how we fly Got it in my blood ♪
♪ I'm too blessed to be stressed With the small stuff ♪
♪ I just spread love It's the Brooklyn way ♪
♪ It's the Jersey way, uh ♪
♪ It's like LeBron with the ball Issa Rae with the script ♪
♪ Goddam Uncle Charlie Make me wanna sing ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ This that heat This that good-good ♪
♪ This that old head, two step When I'm in the hood ♪
♪ Hey, make it feel so good So good ♪
♪ Uh, and I know That you love it ♪
♪ Know you love it ♪
♪ It's the vibes And the feel for me ♪
♪ Feels good to me Feels good to me ♪
- ♪ Your hue ♪ - ♪ Your hue ♪
♪ Somethin' stupid Just cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ They can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You bring the fun You know you are the groove ♪
♪ My love I wanna do everything, ah ♪
♪ Something about The mood I'm in ♪
♪ When his razor lines up That melanin ♪
- ♪ He knows that it gets me ♪ - ♪ Guilty ♪
♪ Sit me down I'm a little too sassy ♪
- ♪ Girl, sit down ♪ - ♪ Taking nips in the Afropunk ♪
♪ And remembering the summers With the rumble and shine ♪
♪ Got three brave cousins Out there on the block ♪
♪ And this is Mama's best friend He calls her up ♪
♪ It's understood Doesn't need to be explained ♪
♪ Only gaming up Since that big man ♪
♪ I'm not this crazy Get caught in his gold chains ♪
♪ And sip Champagne On the fire escape ♪
- ♪ Hey, make me feel so good ♪ - ♪ So good ♪
♪ Uh, and I know That you love it ♪
♪ Know you love it ♪
♪ It's the vibes And the feel for me ♪
♪ Feels good to me Feels good to me ♪
- ♪ Your hue ♪ - ♪ Your hue ♪
♪ Such simple pleasures Cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ Can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You bring the fun You know you are the groove ♪
♪ My love I wanna do everything, ah ♪
♪ Getting up with you Be something like kinetic ♪
♪ Girl A love so good ♪
♪ You could call it Cinematic, yeah ♪
♪ A rom-com No suspense, no drama ♪
♪ I'mma have your back like A jacket in the winter ♪
♪ Bring along a team Like we're driving in Sprinter ♪
- ♪ Your hue ♪ - ♪ Your hue ♪
♪ Such simple pleasures Cannot touch you ♪
- ♪ Touch you ♪ - ♪ They can't touch you, baby ♪
♪ The way you move And gently make your move ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You bring the fun You know you are the groove ♪
♪ My love I wanna do everything ♪