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And when my partner left,
I felt, initially, I was just empty,

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and-- and I was... feeling depressed
and kinda hopeless about it.

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And I was... tired of always complaining

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about the breakup to my girlfriends
when we'd hang out, and the expectation

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is that after a couple of months

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you're going to get over it.

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That wasn't my case.
So, there I was, feeling completely alone.

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{\an8}So that's when you said, "I'm going
to set up an agency for heartbreak."

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{\an8}Actually, against heartbreak.

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{\an8}It didn't get going that quickly.

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I can't be without him.

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Heartbreak's really tough for everyone.

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Thank you for being here
for me through this.

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THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY

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SEMINARS, COACHING,
ONE-ON-ONE SESSIONS

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HEARTBROKEN?
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE US!

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{\an8}I think that the main thing I can offer
people who've had their hearts broken,

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{\an8}is to be there for them.

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Everything is just fine, Santje.
This is just the beginning.

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No. I'm done with you.

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We have a great relationship!

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- This isn't a relationship, Karl.
- Well, then, what is it?

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Sex and breakfast.

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Those are necessary in a relationship.

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- Yeah.
- Baby, baby, come on.

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Baby.

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Let's just-- I think we should maybe
take a... shower together.

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Actually, for once,

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this is about me.

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This feels good.

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Just like my heartbreak counselor said.

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- Your what?
- My heartbreak counselor.

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She says some people can't love.
You can't.

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She-- She says what? But-- What-- I--

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W-- W-- Wait, where's my car?

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What?

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My-- My-- My 1970s GT.

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Fuck you, Karl!

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Santje! Santje! Santje! Santje!

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It's a collectible!

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THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY

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Karl? Why are you here?

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I live here.

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You cheat on her?

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Wait, or did she wanna meet your mother?

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- You're actually way off, man.
- Come on.

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You always end things
before they get too cozy.

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She broke it off with me.

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Sure. She popped your break-up cherry.

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Come on, dude.
I've been broken up with before.

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I just don't cry about it endlessly.

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And actually, it wasn't really Santje.

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Somebody else made her
think I'm no good for her.

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A heartbreak counselor.

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Hang on a minute,
that's that agency, right?

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Hey, wait! Don't go in there.

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Sorry.

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Not in my bed, Anton! Really?

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What the hell's wrong with you, man?
Why would you do that?

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<i>So that's when you said, "I'm going
to set up an agency for heartbreak."</i>

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<i>Actually, against heartbreak.</i>

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"So I figured, "'If I can't get laid, I'll
break up everybody else's relationship'."

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<i>...change in people's lives.</i>

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<i>I think that the main thing I can offer
people who've had their hearts broken,</i>

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<i>is to be there for them.</i>

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Great story, great woman.

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- Thanks, Sucre.
- What's your angle?

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This woman used to be a PR manager at DWH.
She knows marketing.

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And so now, this woman's agency creates
emotional needs that she then fixes.

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At 120 euros an hour.

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No, not that again, Karl.

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I'd prefer it if you wrote articles
that didn't always result in lawsuits.

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Focus on her
and how she's making this all happen.

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Write about heartbreak and overcoming it.

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Ah, so, seems <i>Splash</i> is becoming
a magazine about our feelings now?

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Feelings aren't anything to be ashamed of.

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- Now we can talk about them.
- Of course.

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At 120 an hour.

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Or, better yet, pay me 150,

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and I'll not only cure your heartbreak,

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but also scurvy and your unicorn bites.

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A three-for-one deal.

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- You can run the story.
- Thank you.

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But there better be a killer interview.

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Okay.

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Welcome to Heartbreak Counseling.

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Head on in, Maria will be right with you.

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Hold, please.

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She is currently in a meeting.

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Yes, I think her meeting gets out
around two o'clock.

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I can take a message for you
if you'd like.

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BACK ON CLOUD 9

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The North Korea of lonely hearts.

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Are you impressed?

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Maria Geiger, hello.

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Karl Nieke, <i>Splash Magazine</i>.

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I always like to start my interviews
with an awkward moment.

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Ah.

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The personality cult here comes off as
a little, uh, obsessive, don't you think?

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No.

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I mean, we use a lot of hearts
in our decorations, yeah,

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but we think it's a great symbol for love.

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Why do you need to symbolize it?

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It represents what we do here.
Would you like one?

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No, thank you.

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And the name "heartbreak counselor"
doesn't do that?

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You wanna mess with Kim Jong Un?

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Take a seat.

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- It's okay to record this?
- Of course.

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I'm happy to tell you what we do here.

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The thing is, people with broken hearts

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are often against the idea
of seeing a therapist about it.

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The pain associated with it can be
very similar to a depressive episode.

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You all right?

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Yeah.

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I originally set up the agency

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because I went through a very painful
and difficult heartbreak.

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Thanks, but I've seen
your interviews, all of them.

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What do you wanna know?

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Um...

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Let's talk about
how all this works, exactly.

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- Mm-hm.
- So if a woman comes along--

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Or a man.

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Uh, or a man,
and they're in a relationship.

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I mean, that happens, right?

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Since, you know, heartache
can still occur in a relationship.

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Oh, and in that case you'd advise them
to leave their significant other?

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Mmm... I tend to encourage a process

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without offering specific advice.

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- She'll be with you shortly.
- So, the woman is sad--

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Or the man.

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Or the man, which leads you
to the conclusion that

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this man is unable to love?

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Yeah, I do. It happens.

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Sometimes we get so wounded

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that we don't trust ourselves
and we forget.

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Ah, but the man
you're diagnosing is someone

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you haven't met before in a session.

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We don't offer couples therapy.

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You make your assessment from a distance,

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reaching the verdict
that this man is incapable of love.

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Well, we don't assess,
and we don't reach verdicts.

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But yeah, some people cannot love.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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My car.

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Bye! Thanks again.

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This is the condition
of the 21st century woman.

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Forever self-aware
and self-optimized,

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they clamor shrilly
about using gender pronouns

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and not having enough seats on the board.

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But no sooner does the--
does the so-easily-dismissed man

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dare to willingly retreat
into the shadows when...

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Thwack!

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...the modern-day matriarchal snowflake

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suddenly snaps back
into conventional female behavior

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quicker than she can
say, "sexist bullshit."

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Jeez.

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- Too much?
- For sure.

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Good!

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"Fifty years on from sexual liberation,

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a savvy self-promoter
makes heaps of money."

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"Women still have yet to grasp the idea
that freedom carries a price itself."

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"You might get dumped. Big deal!"

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"And previously,
for generations before them,

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the emotional wounds
that these sissies bemoan

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would have been
just another day at the office."

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Unbelievable.

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"So they spend what amounts
to two days' worth of a mailman's salary

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to have a woman, who lives surrounded
by cardboard cut-outs of herself

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like some narcissistic ice queen,

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tell them that their boyfriends aren't
turned on by their pussies any longer."

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Good morning.

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- Hey buddy.
- 'Sup?

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Hey, Sucre, what's up?

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Uh-huh!

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You gotta go talk to Adam.

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So who are we takin' down today?

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Sorry, Karl, you.

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I mean, "Sissies"?

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Girls can be sissies too, man.

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Man, this article had so much potential,
but this is what you came up with?

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Your views on gender are so crusty.

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Maybe you get away with writing this
in the '90s, but that was so long ago.

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The '90s were not...

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This article uses the same
old patriarchal stereotypes.

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Now more than ever, we need
to handle these issues with sensitivity.

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Generation Z.

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We show respect, we don't discriminate--

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I don't discriminate.

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I'm gender-neutral.

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- Gender-neutral?
- Girls can be sissies.

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Karl, you posted the article
without getting my permission.

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Maybe you could get away with that
with Benno, but not with me.

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I don't think this is gonna work out.

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What?

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I'm letting you go, without a reference.

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Wha-- Uh... Uh...

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What? You can't--
What do you mean?

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I-- I-- People love me!

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It-- I've torn everybody apart
in this town, it's--

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This is different, Karl.

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And because you can't understand that,
you can't work here anymore.

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Mr. Nieke.

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Ms. Geiger. I'm sorry.

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It was never our intention
to wreck your agency's reputation.

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Thanks, it's okay.

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I just wanted
to have a quick word with Mr. Nieke.

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He no longer works here.

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See? Everything's worked out
as you wanted.

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I actually had something to say.

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Go on ahead, then.

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It's- It's kinda private, so--

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No, no, no, no, just say it here.

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Everyone, Ms. Geiger wants
to say something!

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Go on.

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I know you didn't write the article

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because you were
actually interested in the topic.

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You were at our offices yesterday

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and took something out
of the "Let It Go" box, yeah?

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No, I didn't.

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Come on.
What's with all this bullshit, huh?

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The "Let It Go" box is for clients
so they can symbolically release

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an item that reminds them
of their bad relationship.

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It appears Mr. Nieke stole an item.

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An item that was released
by his ex-girlfriend.

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It was a little toy car, I think.

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- A little toy car?
- Mm-hm.

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It's <i>my</i> little toy car, you know!

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A 1970s GT that you can't throw
into a stupid box when it isn't yours!

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If I'm right, you met with me

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because you think my agency
is responsible for your break-up.

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With Santje everything was great
until she talked to you.

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And I hope you find out
why the relationship

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did not really work out for you.

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And I'm here to offer you my support,

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as you get over the loss
of this relationship.

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Thank you.

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Good day.

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Bye.

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I stubbed my toe really badly.

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Right against the dresser.

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And it really, really hurt.

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And the best part of your day?

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Getting ice cream with you, hon.

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And you?

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Also ice cream.

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I'm glad the ice cream man
had banana ice cream.

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I love you so much.

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Mom, I forgot about the cactus.

252
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It's a cactus, don't worry.

253
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,080
But I promised.

254
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,640
I can't come, I'm sleeping.

255
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,480
Mmm.

256
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,280
You've got a cheese sandwich,
plums, a pickle...

257
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800
Oh, and a little cookie.

258
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,200
Mmm, yum.

259
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,120
You've got a honey sandwich,
cucumbers and a couple of tomatoes.

260
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,120
Do I get a little cookie?

261
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,240
We'll see.

262
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,680
- Olaf, hello.
- Is it Dad?

263
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,040
I wanna talk to Dad.

264
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,080
Wait a sec.
Uh, I'm dropping Hedi off at school.

265
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,280
When do you need it?

266
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,240
Okay.

267
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,600
Let me give you to Hedi.

268
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,760
I wanted to let you know

269
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,480
that your favorite columnist
is back on the market.

270
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,760
All right.

271
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,760
Call me back. Bye.

272
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,600
What is it?

273
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,840
Uh... a date.
I have a date with Luca. Tonight.

274
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,200
Luca, he or Luca, she?

275
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,080
You love pronouns.

276
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,400
This is my chance, Karl!

277
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,960
He said,
"We should get to know each other."

278
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,840
Hey.

279
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,240
Sorry. You're not my type at all.

280
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,880
You neither.

281
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,400
Sorry.

282
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,440
A lot of folks have trouble
eating after heartbreak.

283
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,920
Have you eaten yet?

284
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,120
I haven't.

285
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,440
Not in a couple of days.

286
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,400
Want some cake?

287
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,240
Mm.

288
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,840
I think it's great
that you reached out to talk.

289
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,080
Mm.

290
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,280
Taking that first step is very difficult.

291
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,720
First step? So there's more?

292
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,040
You're not under
a time constraint, are you?

293
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,640
I'm 41 years old.

294
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,040
How am I supposed to start all over again?

295
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:35,200
Yeah. I-- I mean,
<i>Splash</i> was not a good fit for me anymore.

296
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,600
It got really stuffy and mainstream.

297
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,400
Yeah, why don't... I give you what
you've always wanted, an article.

298
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,440
Yeah!

299
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,800
I'm back on the job market,
if you put it that way.

300
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,800
Me? No. Not everything I write
is sexist, you know, so...

301
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,800
That was the spirit of the time.

302
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,040
Yeah, that was... asshole-y. Mm.

303
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,320
Please let me know
if you have anything come up, hm?

304
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,560
So you couldn't find anything else, huh?

305
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,800
No, there's been a lot of interest.

306
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,560
I'll write anything.

307
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,960
I'll write about destiny,

308
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,240
or feelings.

309
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,920
I can make an apology and take back that

310
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,240
manly bullshit.

311
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,680
Write a proper article instead.

312
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,040
Okay. Count me in.

313
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,240
What kind of article?

314
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,600
An article about heartbreak, Karl.
How to get over it.

315
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,400
With sincerity.

316
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,760
And with feeling. I'll be frank.

317
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,800
For this to work,

318
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,600
you will have to go
to therapy with Maria Geiger.

319
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,640
Uh...

320
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,920
Sibylle, can you tell me why
you think this has been so hard for you?

321
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,800
I always wanted to have kids, but

322
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,760
I have to tell my parents
they won't have grandchildren now.

323
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,000
I mean, I feel like I've been
wasting my time all these years.

324
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,000
For me, last week...

325
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,400
it was just so...

326
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,720
- It's okay.
- Thanks.

327
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,120
Kryptonite.

328
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,600
That's how I see it.

329
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,680
Timea is my kryptonite.

330
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,720
Look at Superman.

331
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,240
He's invincible but there's something
that makes him vulnerable,

332
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,360
and that's Kryptonite.

333
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,800
She went and ghosted me. Even on MySpace.

334
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,120
She hadn't used MySpace for years.

335
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,080
We didn't even
know each other back then.

336
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,320
So she ghosted me using her old account.

337
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,200
So she still thinks about me.

338
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,640
I know how that feels.

339
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,280
But, doesn't all that false hope
hurt us even more, though?

340
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,480
I don't know
what I could've done differently.

341
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,640
But you're Superman.

342
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,400
Karl.

343
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,280
Sorry.

344
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,600
Very sorry, guys. Go right ahead.

345
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,240
Tell us about you.

346
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,240
Please.

347
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,920
Okay, fine.

348
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,640
My girlfriend ended things, and--

349
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,480
Oh. Mmm.

350
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,840
Guys, please, please, please.
Please don't do that, you guys.

351
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,200
Karl, how does that make you feel?

352
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,280
When the group
shows their concern, I mean.

353
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,720
It feels like the group's totally crazy.

354
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,640
We're free.

355
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,040
We're single people.

356
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,280
Maybe we'll meet somebody,
and if not, then we'll meet somebody else!

357
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,400
So what?

358
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,200
You're all single!

359
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,000
Don't you know how great that is?

360
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,640
You should be locked up, you stalker.

361
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,560
Karl, we need to talk.

362
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,840
I get it, you think this is funny.

363
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,760
However, you will not ruin the progress
this group has made together so far.

364
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,800
I mean, they're just so... so...

365
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,520
You know,
I don't think this is gonna work out.

366
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,600
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

367
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,840
No, I believe in this.

368
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,200
It's not that I don't
have respect for you.

369
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,720
I mean, I have big respect
for... for... for women in business.

370
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,120
For all women, actually.

371
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,160
I...

372
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,240
I would like--
I would really like to learn.

373
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,760
And...

374
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,160
...if you keep me...
I'll never do that in the group again.

375
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,240
So, if I keep you then,
you have to leave the group alone.

376
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,960
Okay.

377
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,680
And do the entire program,
Karl, all of it.

378
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,680
Okay?

379
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,600
<i>Welcome to the Heartbreak Retreat.</i>

380
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,960
You're gonna see how much
we can aid in your recuperation.

381
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,320
We're gonna help you heal,

382
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,840
we're gonna help you
get over your heartbreak.

383
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,960
- Okay?
- Yeah.

384
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,560
- Okay.
- All right, here's your course outline.

385
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,400
And here is your workbook.

386
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,480
We've got some... self-care products,

387
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,080
and this, this is your water bottle.

388
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,800
Okay, what else?

389
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,160
For a good night's sleep.

390
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,960
And, lastly, your yoga mat.

391
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,160
Surely not everybody gets
the same level of marketing merchandise?

392
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,160
Well, it looks like it says

393
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,920
you're registered
for the full intensive program.

394
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,960
Ah. Okay.

395
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,600
Indeed. Yeah. And--

396
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,920
Oh! One more very special thing for you...

397
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,320
A little something sweet. There.

398
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Hm.

399
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,040
I hated
doing this in school.

400
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,520
What is the point of all of this?

401
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,280
It's for self-reflection.

402
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,240
I've reflected, and I'm totally okay.

403
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,840
Trust me.

404
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,800
Maria knows how to help you.

405
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,160
Well, is Maria ever gonna show up?

406
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,000
- She had an emergency.
- Ah.

407
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,880
You should just try out the exercise.

408
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,200
Karl?

409
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,280
May I?

410
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,040
Be right with you two.

411
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,360
Everything going all right?

412
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,440
Honestly?

413
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,800
I don't really think so.

414
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,720
I kinda hit a rough patch.

415
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,880
I started going through
a rough patch around a year ago.

416
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,680
And, the university
decided to make a few job cuts.

417
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,640
However, after Timea left me,

418
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,720
I've actually wanted to have
that kind of rough patch again.

419
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,440
Well, you'll never get over this woman
if you always talk about her.

420
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,440
I wrote an article
about the different theories

421
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,560
on how long it takes people
to get over a relationship.

422
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,600
Well, then?

423
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,480
Well, I'm a believer in, uh,
trying people who are the opposite of you.

424
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,320
Timea is perfect.
I don't wanna try anyone different.

425
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,160
Are there other options?

426
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,560
Well, there's the gin and tonic.

427
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,800
Four thousand gin and tonics,
or 530 Mai Tais.

428
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,440
Whichever one you want.

429
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,840
What can I get you?

430
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,880
A glass of every drink
you have on the menu.

431
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,880
I'll have a...

432
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,880
Whoo!

433
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,440
I'm gonna find someone new
and never look back.

434
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,200
That's right, you will.

435
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,520
He'll be so sorry
that he let you get away.

436
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,640
Exactly.
He'll beg me to come back.

437
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,000
What's up, man?

438
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,160
Well, Timea's getting married.

439
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,680
- What?
- Mm-hm.

440
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,120
Yeah, she-- she's getting married.

441
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,120
To the other guy. In three days.

442
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,840
Shit.

443
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,120
Mm-hm. Mm. Mm.

444
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,480
Shit.

445
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,680
Mm. Mm.

446
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,480
Okay, don't panic.

447
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,280
Don't panic.

448
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,520
You won't let this happen.

449
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,920
Yeah.

450
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,320
What?

451
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,320
Be a man.

452
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,520
Go see her, and lay down the law.

453
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,200
Mmm.

454
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,640
You don't know Timea.

455
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,200
No, I don't know Timea.

456
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,160
No one tells her what to do.

457
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Why were you... told about the wedding?

458
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,240
To stop me from calling her.

459
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,360
Not true.

460
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,200
She could've chosen
not to mention anything.

461
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,120
The reason is because
she wants you to break them up.

462
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,040
I couldn't do that.

463
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,120
I couldn't do that to Timea. I...

464
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,520
That would be wrong.

465
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,760
Come on, you can totally do it.

466
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,720
No.

467
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,720
It's not wrong.

468
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,120
Okay? Now let's head back.
Come on, big man, come.

469
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,200
Here. Okay, let's go.
There you go. Come on.

470
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,840
Hey. Guys.

471
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,280
Or, should I say, guy-ettes?

472
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,240
Hey, this is what
we all need right now,

473
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,960
booze and music.

474
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,520
Are we there yet?

475
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,160
We're really close now. Grandma's
probably already made you breakfast.

476
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,240
- And when do you pick me up?
- It'll only be three days.

477
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,520
Or maybe four.

478
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,520
I actually told him that somebody else
dropped out, and we'd cover his bill.

479
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,800
You really shouldn't have done that.

480
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,640
Zolt hasn't worked since the breakup.

481
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,640
Hey, can I call you back?

482
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,960
Yeah, yeah, I can try
to take care of it later today. Bye.

483
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,680
Olaf?

484
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,160
Has our special guest given up yet?

485
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,040
Have a look.

486
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,360
He's been getting along
really well with everyone.

487
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,960
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.

488
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,640
Hey, man, come on, join us. Awesome.

489
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Karl told me
to separate sex and love.

490
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,560
To masturbate and think about people
that I don't even like.

491
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,680
Obviously ridiculous but...

492
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,840
I was finally able to laugh again. A lot.

493
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,080
Cool.

494
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,920
Yeah.

495
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,560
Ovid. Karl brought up one
of Ovid's cures for heartbreak,

496
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,800
and he said that all I gotta do
is pretend I'm over Timea.

497
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,680
He's so...

498
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,320
Understood, I think I get the gist.

499
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,800
Karl, maybe you just need
to let the therapists give the advice.

500
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,320
'Cause they're actually
trained to do that.

501
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,480
Actually, I don't think you need
therapists to get over a break-up.

502
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,720
Listen, this makes you money,

503
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,600
but it's almost... like when we paid
for ringtones back in the day.

504
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,280
Father time eventually fixed
that problem for all of us.

505
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,640
Five ninety-nine?
For-- For, uh, for a singing animal?

506
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,880
I just mean...

507
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,440
Maria,

508
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,120
maybe what I'm doing is helping people.

509
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,560
And it's free.

510
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,360
Apart from the drinks.

511
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,240
- And the Tinder profiles.
- The Tinder profiles.

512
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,920
Yeah.

513
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,200
I'll see you
at the meeting, then. At three.

514
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,400
Sure, if we see our relationship
as our only source of happiness,

515
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,000
then, of course, we are going
to suffer when that source dries up.

516
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,160
I think there are other things that can
serve as a source of happiness, like...

517
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,160
Nature?

518
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,160
Yeah, but maybe, mm,

519
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,960
you can think of something more specific.

520
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,520
Um...

521
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,440
A pair of jeans that fit?

522
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,360
Is that okay?

523
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,160
Yeah, of course that's okay. Yeah.

524
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,880
Turgay?

525
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,760
I guess something good to eat?

526
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,120
Mm-hm.

527
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,520
Um... dancing?

528
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,880
Or, I don't know.

529
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,640
Dancing. Yes. Nice.

530
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,680
Penguins are nice.

531
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,160
Hmm.

532
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,080
I don't know, I just think
penguins are really... friendly.

533
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,640
Wonderful, Sibylle.

534
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,440
Karl?

535
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,240
Uncommitted sex.

536
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,160
Hmm.

537
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,720
And about the penguins, eh...

538
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,880
- I really like them too.
- Hm.

539
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,080
Hm.

540
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,440
- I really do love penguins.
- Hmm.

541
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,120
They walk funny, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

542
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,120
Or the-- Or how they huddle, you know,

543
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,400
all together
when it's really cold outside?

544
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,800
Or the way they slide
across the ice on their big bellies?

545
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,640
They're so cute.

546
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,480
I think if someone
doesn't like penguins, then there's...

547
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,440
there's something wrong, am I right?

548
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,360
Can we talk?

549
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,280
So it has to involve oaths
of lifelong fidelity?

550
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,800
Of course not,
but when you say "uncommitted sex,"

551
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,160
instead of just "sex,"
that's saying something.

552
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,600
It's like you're immediately
thinking of no commitment.

553
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,320
Like a... a butterfly.

554
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,800
I mean, I'm not a butterfly.

555
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,360
I'm... I'm Han Solo.

556
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,520
Well, Han Solo got together with Leia.

557
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,000
I bet it's all downhill
from there for him.

558
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,560
They have a kid,
they struggle, and they break up.

559
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,960
- Not gonna watch that one.
- Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

560
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,760
Sometimes sex just makes you happy.

561
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,000
Haven't you ever had a quickie
in a nightclub or something?

562
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,600
It doesn't have to be
a long-term thing. Sex is sex.

563
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,840
Got it.

564
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,840
And what if it led
to falling in love with someone?

565
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,120
You said that doesn't make people happy.

566
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,200
I said relationships aren't the only thing
that can make you happy.

567
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,200
You see, that's my point exactly.

568
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,480
YOU STILL CRYING
OR ARE YOU PAINTING?

569
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,680
When's the last time
you got a good night's rest?

570
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,680
You wanna meditate?

571
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,520
Mm.

572
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,800
Talk?

573
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,960
Nah.

574
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,200
Swimming?

575
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,080
I didn't bring a bathing suit with me.

576
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,680
Mm. Me neither.

577
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,680
Oh, yeah!

578
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,920
Oh!

579
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,280
Wow. Whoo!

580
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,480
This feels so good!

581
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,640
Yes!

582
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,880
Hi, hon, how're you doin' over there?

583
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,640
<i>Can you please come pick me up?</i>

584
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,240
<i>Svea and Feli get to go skating every day,
and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.</i>

585
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,680
Hey, ho-- hold on a second, honey.

586
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,120
Maybe-- Maybe there's a skate park
near Grandma's place or something.

587
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,840
You could ask the neighbor's kids to--

588
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,040
<i>You don't know anything.</i>

589
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,240
Shit.

590
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,480
You smokin' weed?

591
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,760
You gotta take care of yourself
when you're a mom.

592
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,360
My daughter's insisting
that I go pick her up right away

593
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,440
because she wants to go to a skate park.

594
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,680
Even though she can't even skate at all.
I bought her all the gear.

595
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,920
But she's never even used it.

596
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,880
What?

597
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,400
Nothing. You've never been
to a skate park before, have you?

598
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,480
This would help make
the whole trip bearable.

599
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,080
- It's helpful.
- Yeah.

600
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,760
'Cause with everything else,
you don't even try.

601
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,680
You act like a little kid.

602
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,320
Right when anybody wants even
a little emotional connection with you,

603
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,960
you say you're out.

604
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,360
Love needs effort,
people just don't get that.

605
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,280
All they want
is to have their one true love,

606
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,840
problem-free, fulfilling.

607
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,040
But it's an idea that--

608
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,120
Was only made up
to sell flowers and cards.

609
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,880
That's my line.

610
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:26,720
Not true.

611
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,240
Having a flawless kind of love
doesn't happen very often.

612
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,440
And I've seen so many people
who are expecting that

613
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,320
in relationships they're in,
and it makes them unhappy.

614
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,960
Maria...

615
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,200
do you believe
in big romantic love or not?

616
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Of course I do.

617
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,400
Not even a little!

618
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,200
But you don't tell anyone.

619
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,560
Well, I can't.

620
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,160
'Cause I'm trying to help clients
get their lives back together again.

621
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,640
As individuals...
who can find happiness alone.

622
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,360
No one can do that anymore.

623
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,800
And all of those...
romantic comedies did this...

624
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,160
...with their big,
pointless romantic gestures.

625
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,800
And their annoying love songs.

626
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,400
And sunsets.

627
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,680
People actually like those?

628
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,920
- Yeah.
- The Earth keeps turning.

629
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,760
- Wow, like, this happened yesterday too.
- Yeah.

630
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,880
The sun's always setting
somewhere on the planet.

631
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,920
- Yes.
- Right?

632
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,600
From an evolutionary point of view
that makes no sense at all, am I right?

633
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,080
So, what, you're gonna go out there
when wild animals start hunting

634
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,280
and you're just gonna sit there
quietly on a boulder

635
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,600
watching the sun go down?

636
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,520
I mean, what is that? Crazy.

637
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,760
Do you hear something?

638
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,360
Oh.

639
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,720
- I've got ten euros.
- You have a request?

640
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,240
Nope. Not at all.
I'll pay him to go away.

641
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,480
It's kinda lovely to meet a woman who--

642
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,120
I'm not-- I'm not a woman.

643
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,560
- Hm?
- I'm your therapist.

644
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,000
It's on me.

645
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,520
Do you know how much
it costs for 15 minutes?

646
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,160
Ten euros.

647
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,840
Oh, you know what?

648
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,760
He requests "Eternal Flame."

649
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,240
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

650
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,600
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

651
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,880
No, no, no, no. Nope. No, no, no, no.

652
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,520
Sorry. I overslept.

653
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,600
- Morning.
- Morning.

654
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,040
Morning.

655
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,120
Um, he's not upstairs, or by the pool,

656
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,600
and he won't answer his phone.

657
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,560
Mm.

658
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:58,960
What's wrong?

659
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,680
Turgay's kind of gone.

660
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,560
Can you check the library, Martha?

661
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,000
And what are they here for?

662
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,640
They're here for a wedding.

663
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,480
Huh?

664
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,760
Oh my God.

665
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,560
- That's Timea.
- That's what?

666
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,360
Turgay's Timea!

667
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,080
He's gonna stop the wedding!

668
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,520
I wonder who put that
thought in his head, Karl.

669
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,680
- Are you out of your damn mind?
- Oh please.

670
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,960
She just wants Turgay to be a man.

671
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,760
This wedding is a charade.

672
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,960
A charade that costs thousands?
Why don't you think sometimes?

673
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,280
- Ow.
- Sorry.

674
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,000
Oh, man.

675
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,640
What are you wearing?

676
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,120
Go away!

677
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,960
Hey, that's no way
for a therapist to talk.

678
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,880
I am fixing the mess you created,
so I'm gonna talk how I want to.

679
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,360
- This could really ruin things for him.
- He'll be fine.

680
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,160
You can't stand that I might be right!

681
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,000
Ah, just shut up! And get out of here,
so I can stop Turgay.

682
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,440
- Jeez.
- You can't do that! Wait. Wait!

683
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,760
Dearest Timea,

684
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,240
dearest Egbert...

685
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,320
...dear relatives and friends
of the bride and groom,

686
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,440
all of us are looking for our soul mate.

687
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:07,480
For that one special person
who may seem so hard to find.

688
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,280
This one special person
is somebody who completes us,

689
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,680
somebody who makes us whole,
who makes us feel perfect.

690
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,560
- He's gotta be here somewhere.
- Or not.

691
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,560
- This person is someone...
- Maybe he didn't come.

692
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,520
...that we must be open to finding.

693
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,760
- All of his progress will be ruined.
- He needs to figure out his own way.

694
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,960
Please explain how this is
his "own way" when it was your idea.

695
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,680
- That's ridiculous.
- Yeah, and he'll be totally humiliated.

696
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,240
Timea and Egbert
chose this Bible verse to be read...

697
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,880
- Turgay!
- Hey! Shh!

698
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,240
...before they begin
their marital journey together.

699
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,600
- Turgay!
- Really?

700
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,280
- So sorry.
- I'm so sorry.

701
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,200
Dear Timea, dear Egbert.

702
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,240
Before us, these two stand

703
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,080
- ready to begin that journey.
- What are you doing? Stop. Come back.

704
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,080
Come back here!

705
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,880
Don't do it!

706
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,040
And so that which belongs together

707
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,320
- also wishes to be found before God.
- Come on. Just let it happen.

708
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,920
Oh, God.

709
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,880
Before Timea
and Egbert recite their vows,

710
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,520
- if any of those present at this ceremony...
- Shit.

711
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,240
...object to this union...

712
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,040
...I ask that you speak now...

713
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,720
...or forever hold your peace.

714
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,200
- Shit. It's spreading.
- The hat.

715
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,360
Timea!

716
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,520
Turgay?

717
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,560
Fire! Oh, my God!

718
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,080
Don't worry, Karl. You'll be done soon.

719
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,520
I grew up around here, you know.

720
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,600
Splendid.

721
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,720
Do you still take milk?

722
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,400
Now I'm actually an oat milk guy.
But I'll make an exception.

723
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,560
That picture I saw in her office
has a little kitten in it.

724
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,120
It's a sign that she
wants children someday.

725
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,480
Not interested now, are you?

726
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,240
You don't even wanna be my therapist.

727
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,520
No, because when I tried
you didn't let me.

728
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,320
That's because I don't even need therapy.

729
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,240
Wow.

730
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,200
I'm only doing all of this
to get my job back.

731
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,280
Well, you're doing a bad job.

732
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,280
Honey, hello! Mommy's here!

733
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,480
I actually miss the police station.

734
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,760
- Karl used to be there all the time.
- Ah!

735
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960
They were gonna name a cell after him.

736
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,680
- I'm taking you to back home.
- What?

737
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,800
- I'm fine. Bring us back to the hotel.
- Yeah.

738
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,760
The hotel would be perfect, thanks.

739
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,480
Don't believe a word he says about me.

740
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,960
I make a wonderful potato salad.

741
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,360
No one wants potato salad.

742
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,080
Please, Mom, just drive us back
to the hotel. Thank you.

743
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,200
I would actually love
to try the potato salad.

744
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,440
- What?
- He hasn't told me anything about you.

745
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,120
He didn't mention you at all.

746
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,360
- How'd you meet?
- Mom, please.

747
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,160
Ah, through my job.

748
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,560
Maybe Karl can tell you about it.

749
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,520
No?

750
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,360
And so-- So there's
no misunderstandings, we're--

751
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,200
We're friends. Friends.

752
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,000
I'm glad you're sleeping together.

753
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,040
The formalities can all come later.

754
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,360
This is like a shrine to the '90s.

755
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,040
DJ Bobo, "Love is All Around", wow.

756
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,080
I had a Backstreet Boys poster too.

757
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,240
Now there's gotta be...

758
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,480
Ah!

759
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,640
- Hey! Hey! That's trespassing!
- Yeah, I'm becoming known for that.

760
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:28,080
Interesting that you held on
to all this... stuff.

761
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,680
Look, you even kept a little heart.

762
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,280
"My heart beats like crazy
when it sees you."

763
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,600
"Like, badly."

764
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,280
That was a school project.

765
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,640
It's so crazy
you make a living off of writing.

766
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,000
What's this?

767
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,920
Um... Uh...

768
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,120
Wanna talk about it?

769
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,840
You've never done something stupid?

770
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,880
So much that it couldn't all fit in a box.

771
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,720
Come, let's go eat.

772
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,080
Usually he just goes for bimbos.

773
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,160
He's broken up with all the good ones.

774
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,960
He just doesn't wanna get hurt.

775
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,200
He has real commitment issues.

776
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,640
It's amazing that man
can even tie his own shoes.

777
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,400
Wilhelm and I are probably to blame.

778
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,360
Even though our divorce
was completely drama-free

779
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,640
and, honestly, totally amicable.

780
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,400
Karl had already turned 16 by then.

781
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,280
- Well, can I ask you about--
- Why did we get divorced?

782
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,800
Because we had just one thing in common.

783
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,040
We both got married on the same day.

784
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:01,600
There was another reason,
because of some health issues.

785
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,000
Whenever we looked at each other,
we wanted to throw up.

786
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,560
We both enjoyed crazy sex.

787
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,000
Every day. From Monday to Sunday.

788
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,840
Having sex was always crazy.

789
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,520
Mom, give it a rest.

790
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,240
I mean,
that was last week's hit joke.

791
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,760
You don't have enough
of a sense of humor.

792
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,120
Karl hates that I do
my stand-up routine in public.

793
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,120
The show is just a bunch
of weak marriage jokes.

794
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,280
Weak? Come some time.

795
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,840
On Wednesday, I'll be performing
my set at the local theater.

796
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,320
Karl's never even seen my set,
you know. I can get tickets.

797
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,920
I'd rather get a tramp stamp.

798
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,920
Your mom's a blast.

799
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Trust me,
you'd get tired of her really quick.

800
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,640
Can't you say that for all moms?

801
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,920
Can I ask you something?

802
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,840
Her name was Claudia.

803
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,280
We...

804
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,080
...dated since we were 14.

805
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,240
And, um, before college...

806
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,960
...I asked her to marry me.

807
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,480
I couldn't lose her.

808
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,280
But, she...

809
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,840
Said no.

810
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,000
I mean, you know, I get it.

811
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,480
She... wanted to see the world,

812
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,880
not immediately settle down
with her first boyfriend.

813
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,080
She saw the ring,

814
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,760
panicked, and ended things.

815
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,200
Was she the love of your life?

816
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,640
Yeah.

817
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,520
But I'm totally over it.

818
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:08,480
Seriously. I don't even know
why I still have the ring.

819
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,480
And I feel like
I dodged a bullet, honestly.

820
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,640
I'm thankful.

821
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,920
Yeah.

822
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,240
Lucky that didn't happen.

823
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,120
Mm.

824
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,040
I'm glad the two of us
took this little trip together.

825
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,760
We finally have an angle.

826
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,560
It's-- It's not an angle. It's nothing.

827
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,960
This was a traumatic event, Karl.
It must've hurt a lot.

828
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,200
Yeah. Wow. So insightful.

829
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,640
It's always the same thing.

830
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,840
"That was a very traumatic event, Karl."
You made that up, right?

831
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,320
It's a publicity stunt!

832
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,920
Good night.

833
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,680
Relax, I don't find you attractive.

834
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,280
I'm with you on that one.

835
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,400
Very good.

836
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,360
But everything I've said is true.
My heart was broken.

837
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,520
By Olaf.

838
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,280
He cheated on you?

839
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,640
Yeah.

840
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,680
He left me for penguin research.

841
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,400
- You don't like talking about them, right?
- I hate penguins.

842
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,240
- Psycho.
- Back at ya.

843
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,960
Olaf is a zoologist and studies climate.

844
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,160
Did you know that penguins
are an endangered species?

845
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,880
- And Olaf's fixing that?
- Yes.

846
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,880
He works in conservation. Worldwide, so...

847
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,720
And he's traveling the world
while my daughter and I are here.

848
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,320
You do a good job
of managing it all.

849
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,720
Thank you.

850
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,560
Apart from being a goody
two shoes and kind of a know-it-all.

851
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,360
And the thing with the Kim Jong Un
cardboard cut-outs is very odd.

852
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,600
Don't get jealous.

853
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,520
Does he come visit you, or his daughter?

854
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,760
Yeah, he does, when he's in Germany.

855
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,800
But, when he's traveling,

856
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,160
we have no option but to talk
on the phone, especially him and Hedi.

857
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:15,640
We made that decision back then because
we thought it was for the greater good.

858
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,800
But me...

859
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,040
Sometimes I wonder,
"What if he showed up at our door

860
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,760
and... wanted to stay with us?"

861
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Dumb, right?

862
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,200
No.

863
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,320
Not dumb at all.

864
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,640
I get that saving the planet
is really important...

865
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,200
but if it meant we couldn't be together,

866
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,200
I'd let it go to hell.

867
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,880
What happened to Han Solo?

868
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,280
You've gone soft.

869
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,840
Can't you leave Han Solo out of this?

870
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,160
No.

871
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,920
It's a lovely hotel.
You'll have a great time.

872
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,120
Mmm.

873
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,240
It's romantic.

874
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,600
You got bags?

875
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,280
As if a young couple
like yourselves need clothes.

876
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,640
I'm his therapist.

877
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,920
Oh.

878
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,480
What?

879
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,760
Nothing.

880
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,480
Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

881
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,600
I'm not, I loved it.

882
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,800
I know what you're thinking.

883
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,240
But he's my client.

884
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,920
It's not happening, that's just one
of many reasons why it's a bad idea.

885
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,680
- What holds you back the most?
- There's no future.

886
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,480
Oh, and are you looking for someone

887
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,800
to share a long
and happy family life with you?

888
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,160
I am not looking at all!

889
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,160
You've already got one. An empty
apartment you take care of all alone.

890
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,880
Olaf and I are friends,
which is good for Hedi.

891
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,200
And it's a good excuse
for you not to meet new people.

892
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,360
You realize you two
are pretty similar, right?

893
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,240
I think you'd both learn
how to take risks.

894
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,440
How are we similar?

895
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,120
He has a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome,
and I'm a mom with a kid.

896
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,360
You know how long it took me
to find balance after Olaf left.

897
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,720
Is that what you call it?

898
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,440
"Balance"? Really?

899
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,880
Thanks a lot, counselor.

900
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,960
I need to go to the office.
Martha will take over.

901
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,320
Don't have time
for individual sessions today.

902
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:28,520
You do know that ignoring people
after sex is kinda my thing.

903
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,080
But have a good trip.

904
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,000
Mm.

905
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,080
That's like I told you, sex is sex.

906
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,240
And that was all it meant.

907
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,360
That's really good. Same here.

908
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,480
Good.

909
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:49,480
Good.

910
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,520
When you're done,
just say "thanks" and leave.

911
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,360
Okay.

912
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,160
- Thanks.
- Exactly.

913
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,960
- Bye.
- Bye.

914
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,320
I thought you hated sunsets.

915
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,480
I met somebody recently who agrees.

916
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,440
The only girl I've met
who thinks they're overrated.

917
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,640
Now every time I see one I wonder
if she's somewhere hating it like I do.

918
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,080
You know what that is?

919
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,120
That's love, man!

920
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,920
Shut up.

921
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,800
- Hello.
- Who is it?

922
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,120
- Hello, who are you?
- Hedi.

923
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,160
Karl?

924
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,240
Uh, what are you doing here?
This is my apartment.

925
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,720
Do you have a session today?

926
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,880
I-- Um...

927
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,320
I was wondering where you
kept the cardboard cut-outs.

928
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,400
We don't keep those at the house.

929
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,880
But they could be useful, though.

930
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,000
They'd scare off anyone
trying to break in.

931
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,320
Or you could hang clothes on them.

932
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,520
Or for bowling.

933
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,000
I'm going to the skate park.

934
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,520
Uh, be back by six?

935
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,920
Okay.

936
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,120
Bye, Hedi.

937
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:50,640
Bye.

938
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,680
What-- Uh, so what
do you wanna talk about?

939
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,560
I...Well, I don't think
we should ignore each other

940
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,720
just 'cause we had sex one time, you know?

941
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,360
Okay.

942
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:10,880
Coffee?

943
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,160
Doesn't have to be great.

944
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,840
I have some bad coffee, yeah.

945
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,760
This can't become a regular thing we do.

946
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,440
No. No, it...

947
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,080
it can't become a regular thing.

948
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,200
Okay.

949
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,120
We could do it one more time
before it's a regular thing.

950
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,240
Uh-huh.

951
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,120
No! Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!

952
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,280
Don't turn that off.

953
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,640
Hi. Um...

954
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,720
I...

955
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,840
I was just, um, I was thinking that...

956
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,120
<i>- Um, maybe we could--</i>
- No, no, not today.

957
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,240
<i>Work's been crazy, Hedi's sick,
and I don't have a babysitter.</i>

958
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,000
I can babysit.

959
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,520
Uh...

960
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,320
I love children.

961
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,320
Okay, how about we...

962
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,040
google your symptoms?

963
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,800
Let's see here. Okay.

964
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,600
Trouble eating?

965
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,280
Fever?

966
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,640
- You been sleeping?
- A little.

967
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,560
A little.

968
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,200
Ah! Here's the results.

969
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,920
What's wrong with me?

970
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,960
A midlife crisis.

971
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,880
Or a prostate issue, or...

972
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,400
possibly heartbreak.

973
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,440
Let me guess.

974
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,320
Eleven, skater, doesn't know you exist.

975
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,880
How'd you know that?

976
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,480
You don't use your skateboard,
Hedi, something was off.

977
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,840
He has the greenest eyes
in the entire world.

978
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,000
But I can't get his attention.

979
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,480
Okay.

980
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,000
I might not be a total expert
on heartbreak,

981
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,080
but I do know how to skateboard.

982
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,960
Ta-da. My old skateboard.

983
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,520
Right. Your turn, Hedi.

984
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,600
Believe in yourself, you got this!

985
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,360
That's good!

986
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,040
Good, good, good, good, good!

987
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,360
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

988
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,440
Good afternoon,
young lady. My name is Dr. Nieke.

989
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,000
I heard that you had
a skateboarding accident today.

990
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,640
Because this idiot...

991
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,480
...thought it'd be a good idea
to skate in a living room.

992
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,560
Boop!

993
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,680
Actually, common misconception,

994
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,160
turns out skateboarding...

995
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,280
isn't about skating.

996
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:11,560
Okay.

997
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,360
Who's Oskar?

998
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:14,840
That one.

999
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,800
Hey! Hold on. That's a kiddie board.

1000
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,280
Here, take mine.

1001
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:42,520
Cool board!

1002
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,960
Yes! Yeah!

1003
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,320
- Mmm...
- You can make one wish.

1004
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,520
- I have.
- Hey.

1005
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:56,800
- Hello.
- Hey.

1006
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,840
- Feeling better?
- Mm-hm, I do.

1007
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,560
Well, you've got skills, Karl.

1008
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,320
We're making pizza tonight.

1009
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,440
Homemade pizza.

1010
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,400
With lots of vegetables.

1011
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,800
A ton of vegetables.

1012
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,640
Tons.

1013
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:13,640
My turn?

1014
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,520
Can I cheat? I wanna win.

1015
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,320
Your grief stops you
from really remembering

1016
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,720
how you felt during the good times.

1017
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,320
But they're still good times.

1018
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,440
It's your heart, and it's your love.

1019
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,840
And you should get to choose
who to share it with.

1020
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,120
Hey.

1021
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,120
...because her hat got caught on fire.

1022
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,600
Cheers.

1023
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,080
- To you too.
- Cheers.

1024
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,560
Turgay called me.

1025
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,640
- You hear about it?
- Mm. Timea is back.

1026
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,920
She was impressed
by what he did at the wedding.

1027
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,120
Mm.

1028
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,440
And do you know who... told him to do that?

1029
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,880
Don't tell me.

1030
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,000
The super-therapist!

1031
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,040
What ya got there?

1032
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,400
Um, Hedi's breakfast.

1033
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,680
I told her I'd bring her dessert.

1034
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:07,080
You're really good with her.

1035
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,520
That's all her. She's a great kid.

1036
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,880
Can you please just accept the compliment?

1037
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,200
It's not so easy
for me to say that, you know?

1038
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,040
Haven't you noticed I'm a total introvert?

1039
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,800
They say that every introvert
needs an extrovert to take care of them.

1040
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,840
What's going on with us?

1041
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:43,560
Huh?

1042
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,480
We don't have to define
this whole thing or put a label on it.

1043
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:50,240
He likes you, right, Maria?

1044
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,960
She definitely knows how
I'm feeling about her, I'm pretty sure.

1045
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,000
Mm-hm.

1046
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,320
But I need to hear it.

1047
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,800
Maybe tomorrow. I'll tell her.

1048
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,880
Excuse me?

1049
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,400
- Could you hold the door, please?
- Oh, yeah.

1050
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,760
Thanks.

1051
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,680
- Well, I got it for you now.
- Thank you.

1052
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,160
Mm.

1053
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,200
Are you heartbroken?

1054
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,800
Just kidding.
My girlfriend's the heartbreak counselor.

1055
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,480
You're here to see Maria Geiger, right?

1056
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,160
Yeah.

1057
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,520
She'll be thrilled. She loves flowers.

1058
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,280
It's a thank you for... for the therapy.

1059
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,160
I don't think she's back,
want me to take those?

1060
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,800
I'll tell her you brought them.

1061
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,320
- Hi, Karl.
- Hey, Hedi.

1062
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,720
Wait, why are you here?

1063
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,400
Um, I'm going away for a while.

1064
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,520
How come?

1065
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,960
Hard to explain. I...

1066
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,360
I'll tell you later, okay?

1067
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,880
Okay...

1068
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,160
Want your board back?

1069
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,160
It's yours. No way.

1070
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,520
Bye, Hedi. Be good.

1071
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,960
Dad! You're home!

1072
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,200
I've got a job offer.

1073
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,560
To work at a biodiversity lab.

1074
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,880
In Potsdam.

1075
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,760
M-- Wow.

1076
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,440
I should have never left you guys alone.

1077
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,160
I'm sorry, Maria.

1078
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,680
We said it was for the greater good.
We agreed to that.

1079
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,160
No, you should have been the greater good.

1080
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,040
The world's in a lot of trouble,

1081
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:22,480
but if I'm not able
to see my family, then,

1082
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:24,760
I'd let it go to hell.

1083
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,240
I...

1084
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,880
I... I met somebody.

1085
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,080
And so...

1086
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,800
We don't have to do anything right now.

1087
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,640
We can keep both apartments.

1088
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,840
I just wanna be near you guys.

1089
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:21,880
Anton, I-- My room again?

1090
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,080
- Why my room?
- Sorry, sorry, sorry! Shhh!

1091
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,560
She's the one, I know it.

1092
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:27,560
How was it?

1093
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,160
Oh, I don't know.

1094
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,920
Sorry. Just, hold on.

1095
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,040
Hey. Uh...

1096
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:35,720
You have a cheese sandwich, a mandarin,
cucumber, and a candy bar, for once.

1097
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,680
Mmm.

1098
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,200
For you, we've got a tomato,
you've also got a mandarin,

1099
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,640
and then we have a cucumber,
and some leftover cake.

1100
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,440
I was pretty sure
we had more leftovers, right?

1101
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,160
Yeah, I put the rest
in Dad's lunch for later.

1102
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,600
Oh, that's really healthy for your father.

1103
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,160
He starts work today.

1104
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,320
He's picking me up this whole week.

1105
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,400
Later, can we make my invitations?

1106
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:00,320
Yup.

1107
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:04,080
This'll be my first birthday with Dad
that I can even remember.

1108
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,680
Can I invite Karl?

1109
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:10,520
Um...

1110
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,920
- Do you know when he's coming back?
- No, I don't.

1111
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,080
He didn't tell you
how long "a while" is either?

1112
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,720
Dad!

1113
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,360
Morning.

1114
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:26,320
Ahh.

1115
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,480
- Morning.
- Morning.

1116
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,120
Come look.
I've got a surprise for you.

1117
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,200
I guess the other day
he told Hedi he'd be gone for a while.

1118
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:40,960
I don't know what I was thinking, really.
And I should've expected that too.

1119
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,440
He ghosted me,
this is completely ridiculous.

1120
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:47,880
I'm mad at myself too about it

1121
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,080
because I really felt
like he had changed, you know?

1122
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,360
It's such a cliché.

1123
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:56,880
And what about Olaf?

1124
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:58,680
I'm lost.

1125
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,320
I might give it another chance.

1126
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,920
You should get up before the neighbors
complain about a rotting dead body odor.

1127
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:22,280
Yeah?

1128
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:24,480
Hey.

1129
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:26,600
Hm?

1130
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,360
It'll be okay.

1131
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:39,640
<i>Everything.</i>

1132
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:40,920
It was all good.

1133
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:43,920
Sure? Not even anything annoying today?

1134
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:46,680
No, nothing.

1135
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,080
'Cause Dad's here.

1136
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:50,800
And you?

1137
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,400
Um, Oskar's great.

1138
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:57,920
He told me that he heard
his parents talking about him.

1139
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,640
He's the only reason
they're still together.

1140
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,080
So dumb, right?

1141
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,680
Well, I don't...

1142
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:07,480
Parents sometimes
put their own needs aside.

1143
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,640
For a lot of parents, the most important
thing is that their kids are okay.

1144
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,160
Dad's staying, so I'm happy.

1145
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,000
He promised that
he's going to stay home, so

1146
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,160
he's here for good.

1147
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,240
Even if you aren't together anymore.

1148
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,120
<i>Are you writing the article or not?</i>

1149
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,600
<i>You want your job back,
or are you wasting my time here?</i>

1150
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,520
I-- I don't know.

1151
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,560
<i>Pull yourself together, then call me.</i>

1152
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,600
<i>When love hits you in the face.</i>

1153
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,800
<i>Some people think
broken hearts don't exist.</i>

1154
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,960
<i>They're the ones usually hit the hardest.</i>

1155
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,040
<i>As unforeseen as ice in June,</i>

1156
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,440
<i>as hard as Frazier's left hook.</i>

1157
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,760
<i>I was someone who couldn't admit
that love comes at a price.</i>

1158
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:43,360
<i>You can get hurt.</i>

1159
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,000
<i>Big deal. Very big deal.</i>

1160
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,600
<i>One where everything's taken away.</i>

1161
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,200
<i>I don't know when it'll end.</i>

1162
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,160
<i>Maybe never.</i>

1163
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,240
<i>Maybe this is how it is.</i>

1164
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,480
<i>When love ends, we have to
hand over a piece of our heart.</i>

1165
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,320
<i>A broken, used up piece.</i>

1166
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:07,920
<i>Your heart gets smaller.</i>

1167
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:09,320
<i>But that's okay.</i>

1168
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,320
<i>We don't need it anymore.</i>

1169
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,080
<i>Might as well throw it all out.</i>

1170
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,800
<i>But I was wrong about that too.</i>

1171
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,960
<i>It will heal.</i>

1172
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,320
<i>At least that's what I've heard.</i>

1173
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:25,520
<i>It just takes time for the heart to learn
how to live without that missing piece.</i>

1174
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,200
<i>All we can hope for is that
the rest of our heart recovers</i>

1175
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:31,280
<i>and is still big enough</i>

1176
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,800
<i>in case, one day,
someone else wants to take a piece too.</i>

1177
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,720
I'm glad that you're here for Hedi.

1178
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:49,840
Yeah, sometimes
time actually breaks everything.

1179
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:03,000
Wait.

1180
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,600
Give Hedi the key.
She can visit me whenever, day or night.

1181
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,880
I COULD BE YOUR EXTROVERT

1182
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,880
No.

1183
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,560
Shit.

1184
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:01,920
Turgay?

1185
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:03,880
<i>I locked myself in the bathroom.</i>

1186
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,720
Open up, you coward!

1187
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,440
I told Timea I wanted to break up,

1188
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:10,440
<i>and she wasn't having it, and now...</i>

1189
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:12,080
<i>Turgay!</i>

1190
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,480
<i>She's trying
to break down the door.</i>

1191
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:17,760
Get out!

1192
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,640
- And if I gotta go outside, then I--
- Turgay, open up!

1193
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,160
- It'll start all over.
- You coward!

1194
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:24,800
It-- Kryptonite doesn't exist!

1195
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:27,840
What'd you say?

1196
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,560
It's made up! It's imaginary!

1197
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:37,320
Open the door! I'll kick it down!

1198
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,600
You have ten seconds to leave my home.

1199
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,120
Or I'll call the police.

1200
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:49,720
Five seconds.

1201
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,280
<i>I did it.</i>

1202
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,080
Yeah.

1203
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,200
- <i>I did it.</i>
- Yeah, you really did it.

1204
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:14,800
Maybe a costume party
is exactly what you need.

1205
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:17,920
Hm?

1206
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,520
Hey.

1207
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:31,440
Uh...

1208
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,800
Um, is Karl here?

1209
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:43,400
Hey.

1210
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:44,960
Hey.

1211
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:50,640
Sorry.

1212
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:54,040
Um, I... Um...

1213
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:55,560
I, uh...

1214
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,280
I found the card that you wrote.

1215
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,600
- Sorry I didn't find it sooner.
- Don't worry about it.

1216
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,040
Would you like to get a drink?

1217
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,400
Is it okay if we don't?

1218
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,320
Mm...

1219
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,400
For sure.

1220
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,040
I mean...

1221
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,040
I'm, uh...

1222
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,720
I'm grateful for the therapy.

1223
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,760
I learned what love could be like.

1224
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,840
So what's-- What's it like?

1225
01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:41,680
Like skydiving.

1226
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,720
People say
it's the greatest feeling in the world.

1227
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,320
You're flying, you're weightless.

1228
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,440
But what people forget is

1229
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,200
it's not the flying that's important.

1230
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,800
It's about having a parachute.

1231
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,600
Like security, not crashing.

1232
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:11,120
It's the thing that can make it skydiving
instead of a plane crash.

1233
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:14,720
But that's just me.

1234
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:17,240
I mean, you're the expert on love.

1235
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:20,400
At the agency, maybe,

1236
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,640
but everywhere else, I'm an amateur.

1237
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:24,800
And isn't it...

1238
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:28,320
Isn't it okay
for an amateur to screw up sometimes?

1239
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,400
Not when you're skydiving.

1240
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:19,320
Hey! It's me!

1241
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,440
Zolt!

1242
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:24,000
- Hey!
- Hi!

1243
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:26,720
How are you?

1244
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,520
Well, I haven't been climbing
onto roofs anymore.

1245
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:32,920
So not bad.

1246
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:34,360
Gotta start somewhere.

1247
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,320
You meet anyone?

1248
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:39,760
No.

1249
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:42,400
I believe in destiny.

1250
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:45,040
Not me.

1251
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:47,280
It's coincidence.

1252
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,280
Tom and I?

1253
01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:53,600
That was destiny.

1254
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:57,200
That was just... That was fate, man.

1255
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,600
Listen up.

1256
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,320
You were going to therapy.

1257
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:08,560
And then some dude came along

1258
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,840
and wrote a shitty article
about your therapist.

1259
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,600
The guy lost his job and he was ruined.

1260
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,280
And then he has to have therapy
with her to get his life back.

1261
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:21,840
Sounds made up, you know?

1262
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,600
Yeah. It does.

1263
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:30,120
Anton!

1264
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:32,520
This is Zolt.

1265
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,560
A saxophone teacher.

1266
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:38,240
And that's Anton, the worst
saxophone player in the world.

1267
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,520
Ahhh, what a coincidence.

1268
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,760
Hi. Uh, oh! Hi.

1269
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:46,120
- Hi.
- Hi.

1270
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:49,920
There's no such thing
as coincidence, right?

1271
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:52,440
No.

1272
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,240
Where is she?

1273
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:41,520
- Stop.
- Where... is she?

1274
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,520
You! You brainwashed Turgay!

1275
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:49,360
Karl?

1276
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:51,320
I have something to say.

1277
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:53,160
This isn't the greatest timing for this.

1278
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:55,240
I... I-- I love you--

1279
01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,520
Karl?

1280
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:01,400
Karl?

1281
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,880
Ow. That's so cold.

1282
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:05,800
Ow.

1283
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,960
Keep this on there, okay?

1284
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:15,680
I'm done with therapy for a bit.

1285
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:18,800
We're just getting started.

1286
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:27,840
Ouch.

1287
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:28,760
Sorry.

1288
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:30,320
Mmm.

1289
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:31,920
Mmm.

1290
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:37,920
Oh. Again?

1291
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,080
Mmm. Mmm.

1292
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:43,000
Does this hurt?

1293
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,480
Here?

1294
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,280
Whoo! Hey!

1295
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:08,280
Whoo!

1296
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:17,480
This is so cheesy.

1297
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:19,560
Awful.



