1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,120 So, after my partner left, I was just totally empty. 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,400 No hope for the future. I was in really bad shape. 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:29,000 Eventually, I realized I had to stop burdening my friends with it. 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,920 I had the impression that, after two or three months, 7 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,480 everyone pretty much expects you to be okay. 8 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,400 But I wasn't. 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,560 And eventually I was all alone with my misery. 10 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,320 So you said to yourself, 11 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:50,000 {\an8}I'll set up an agency for heartbreak. Well, against heartbreak. 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,720 {\an8}Well, it wasn't quite that fast. 13 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,680 I can't live without him. 14 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,520 Hey, heartbreak hits everyone hard. 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,560 I don't know what I'd do without you. 16 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,000 {\an8}THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY 17 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,600 {\an8}OWNED BY MARIA GEIGER SEMINARS, COACHING, THERAPY APPOINTMENTS 18 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,640 HEARTBROKEN? MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE US! 19 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,080 {\an8}When it comes down to it, 20 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,720 {\an8}that's the main thing I offer heartbroken people. 21 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,040 {\an8}I'm just there for them. 22 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,800 This is just the beginning, Santje. Just the beginning. 23 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,520 No. It's over. 24 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,160 - But our relationship is great! - It's not a relationship, Karl. 25 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,400 What is it then? 26 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,560 Sex and breakfast. 27 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,680 Those are both really important things in a relationship. 28 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,440 - Sure. - Baby. Hey. 29 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:10,200 Let's... Let's just... Can't we at least first... shower together? 30 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,840 This is about me for once. 31 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,920 My feelings. This feels good. Just like my heartbreak therapist said. 32 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,000 Your what? 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,480 My heartbreak therapist. She says you're not even capable of love. 34 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,160 She says what? 35 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,560 Where's my car? 36 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,800 What? 37 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,320 My 1970s GT. 38 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,600 Fuck you, Karl. 39 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,160 Santje! 40 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,400 It's a collectible! 41 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:17,720 THE HEARTBREAK AGENCY 42 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,880 Karl? What are you doing here? 43 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,600 I live here. 44 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,560 Did you cheat on her? 45 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,080 She wanted to meet your mom, so you ended it? 46 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,160 You're way off. 47 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,920 I mean, you always end it once it feels restrictive. Hey! 48 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,840 She broke up with me. 49 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,120 Sure. Santje popped your break-up cherry. 50 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,040 Don't be silly. It's happened dozens of times. 51 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,200 I just don't blubber about it endlessly. 52 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,840 And it wasn't really Santje, actually. 53 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,200 Someone put ideas in her head about how I'm no good for her. 54 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,960 - A heartbreak therapist. - Heartbreak therapy? That agency? 55 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,160 Hey. Don't... 56 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,160 go in there. 57 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,960 Not in my bed, dude! What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? 58 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,800 So you said to yourself, 59 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,800 I'll set up an agency for heartbreak. Well, against heartbreak. 60 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:23,760 So I thought, "If I can't get laid, I'll wreck other people's relationships." 61 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,200 When it comes down to it, 62 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,880 that's the main thing I offer heartbroken people. 63 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,560 I'm just there for them. 64 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,240 Great story, lovely woman. 65 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,720 - Thanks, Sucre. - What's your angle? 66 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,840 The woman used to be a PR manager at DWH. She understands marketing. 67 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:44,680 And now she's set up an agency creating emotional needs which she then fixes. 68 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,240 For 120 euros an hour. 69 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:50,520 No, not another one of those. We don't need a lawsuit after everything you write. 70 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,240 We don't need an exposé. 71 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,160 I'd rather know how she does it. 72 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,120 Write about heartbreak. And how to overcome it. 73 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,080 I see. So, with you as editor, Splash will be a magazine about feelings? 74 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,960 Feelings aren't embarrassing anymore. We can talk about them. 75 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,360 Of course. 76 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,840 For 120 euros an hour. 77 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,200 Or, you know what? Go ahead and pay me 150. 78 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,240 Then I'll cure not just your heartbreak, but also scurvy and unicorn bites. 79 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,760 A three-for-one deal. 80 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,880 - You can do the story. - Thanks. 81 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,960 But I don't want a "gotcha" interview. 82 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Okay. 83 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,440 Welcome to the Heartbreak Agency. 84 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,200 Please go on in. Maria will be with you soon. 85 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,880 BACK ON CLOUD 9 86 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,720 The North Korea of lonely hearts. 87 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,560 Are you properly awed? 88 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,200 Maria Geiger, hello. 89 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,520 Karl Nieke, Splash Magazine. 90 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,760 I always like to open my interviews with an awkward moment. 91 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:12,840 Ah. 92 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,600 Don't you think the personality cult here comes off as a little obsessive? 93 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,960 No. I mean, we use a lot of hearts in our decor. 94 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,080 It works well to symbolize love. 95 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,240 And why do you need to symbolize it? 96 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,920 To show what we do here. Would you like a cookie? 97 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,760 No, thanks. 98 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,280 So the name "Heartbreak Agency" doesn't already do that? 99 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,040 You really want to challenge Kim Jong Un? 100 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,640 Please, take a seat. 101 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,080 - It's okay if I record this? - Yes, of course. 102 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,640 I'm happy to tell you what we do here. 103 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,800 You know, people who have had their hearts broken 104 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,560 are often reluctant to see a therapist about it. 105 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:05,640 However, the pain really is very similar to a period of depression. 106 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,640 Everything okay? 107 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,680 Yep. 108 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:14,960 I originally set up the agency because of a personal experience of heartbreak... 109 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,720 Thanks, but I've read and watched all your interviews. 110 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,960 So what do you want to know? 111 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,720 Let's talk about exactly how this would work. 112 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,040 - So, let's say a woman comes to you-- - Or a man. 113 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,480 Or a man, and they're still in a relationship. 114 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,840 Yeah, that happens, right? You can feel heartache even in a relationship. 115 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,000 So you advise them to leave their partner? 116 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,880 No, it's more that I start a process rather than offer specific advice. 117 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,400 - So, the woman's unhappy-- - Or the man. 118 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:53,280 Or the man, and you reach a conclusion. 119 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,320 This guy is incapable of love. 120 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,480 Yes, well, yes, that happens. 121 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,920 Sometimes we're so wounded we don't trust ourselves to, or we forget how. 122 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:09,240 But this man you've just diagnosed, you've never met him. 123 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,680 Well, we don't do couples therapy. 124 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,600 So you make the assessment from a distance 125 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,120 and pronounce this guy incapable of love. 126 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,720 We don't make assessments or pronouncements. 127 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,560 But yes, some people can't love. 128 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,800 - Bye. - Bye. 129 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,120 My car! 130 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,120 Bye! Have a nice day! 131 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,240 "This is the condition of 21st-century women." 132 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,240 "Boundlessly self-actualized even in their personal lives, 133 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,760 they clamor in a shrill voice about a lack of CEO positions 134 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,720 and the use of gendered nouns." 135 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,280 "But no sooner does one of the men they've happily thrown by the wayside 136 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,480 dare go there willingly, then bam!" 137 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,320 "The modern-day matriarchal snowflake 138 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,800 snaps back into the shell of typical female behavior 139 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,720 faster than she can say 'sexist bullshit.'" 140 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,720 Wow. 141 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,400 Too much? 142 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,240 - And then some. - Great. 143 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,320 "Fifty years after sexual liberation, 144 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,960 a savvy self-promoter is making mountains of money." 145 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:54,640 "Because women still haven't grasped that freedom has a price." 146 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,800 "You might get dumped. Big deal." 147 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,000 "For previous generations, the emotional wounds 148 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,600 these wussesses claim to suffer would have been just another Tuesday." 149 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,000 Unbelievable... 150 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,800 "So they spend as much as a bicycle courier makes in two full days 151 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,600 to tell a woman who lives surrounded by cardboard cut-outs of herself 152 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,600 like some narcissistic ice queen 153 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,960 that Bernd isn't turned on by her hoo-ha anymore." 154 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,520 Hey, good morning. 155 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,520 Hey, my dude. 156 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,480 Hey, Sucre, bro. 157 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,040 Adam's waiting for you. 158 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,440 So. Who are we taking down today? 159 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,920 Sorry, Karl. You. 160 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,240 "Wussesses"? 161 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,280 Girls can be wusses too. 162 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,240 This topic had potential, man, and this is what you do with it? 163 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,080 Your views on gender are so out of date. 164 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,920 You could've maybe gotten away with this in the '90s, but that was 30 years ago. 165 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,400 The '90s were not... 166 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,680 Your article rehashes the same old shitty patriarchal tropes. 167 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,720 Now more than ever, we must handle this issue with sensitivity and awareness. 168 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,160 "Generation Z!" 169 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,920 We show respect, we don't discriminate-- 170 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,680 I don't discriminate. I gendered appropriately. 171 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,640 - Gendered appropriately? - Wuss-esses. 172 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,880 Karl, you posted the article without my approval. 173 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,080 Maybe Benno was okay with that, but things here work differently now. 174 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,840 And it's not working out with you. 175 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,120 What? 176 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,280 You're suspended without pay. 177 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,720 What? You can't... You can't do that. 178 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,320 I... The people love me. 179 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,840 They... I've shredded everyone and everything in this town! 180 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,520 This is different, Karl. 181 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,640 And the fact you don't understand that is why I have to suspend you. 182 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,520 Mr. Nieke. 183 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,320 Ms. Geiger, I'm sorry, 184 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,840 it was never the magazine's intention to wreck your agency's reputation... 185 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,760 Sure, it's okay, I just wanted to have a quick word with Mr. Nieke, is that okay? 186 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,600 He no longer works here. 187 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,960 See, everything's working out just as you'd like. 188 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,640 I actually just wanted to tell you something. 189 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,000 Sure, go ahead. 190 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,320 It's kind of personal... 191 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,680 You can say it here. Listen up, everyone, Ms. Geiger has something to say. 192 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,400 So? 193 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:09,440 I know that you didn't write your article out of journalistic interest. 194 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,480 You were at our offices yesterday and took something out of the Let Go Box. 195 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,400 No, I didn't. 196 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,360 I didn't. What kind of junk box is it anyway? 197 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,680 The Let Go Box is there so clients can symbolically release an item 198 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,520 that reminds them of their unhappy love. 199 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,200 Unfortunately, Mr. Nieke removed something instead. 200 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,560 An item your ex-girlfriend had let go of. 201 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,600 A little toy car. 202 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,600 A little toy car? 203 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,800 It's my little toy car! 204 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,680 A 1970s GT! And you don't just chuck that in some crap pseudopsychology box! 205 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,640 I suspect you wanted to meet with me 206 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,400 because you think my agency caused your breakup. 207 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,040 Everything was fine until Santje talked to you. 208 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,000 And my wish for you is for you to understand 209 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,360 why the relationship really fell apart. 210 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:08,120 So I'm here to offer you my support in grieving the loss of this relationship. 211 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,200 Thanks. 212 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,520 You're very welcome. 213 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,600 Bye. 214 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,680 Well, I stubbed my toe really hard. 215 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,080 Full force against the closet. It hurt. 216 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,640 And the best thing? 217 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,960 That the ice cream man was still there. 218 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,760 And you? 219 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,480 Also the ice cream man. 220 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,200 That he was there this morning and he had banana ice cream. 221 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,080 I love you like crazy. 222 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,480 Mom? I forgot about the cactus. 223 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,680 That's okay, it's a cactus. 224 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,080 But I promised. 225 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,240 I can't come with you, I'm already asleep, see? 226 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:22,840 You've got a cheese sandwich, a plum, a pickle and a little cookie. 227 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,200 Yummy. 228 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,120 You've got a honey sandwich, a banana, a cucumber crown and little tomatoes. 229 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,120 Not a single cookie? 230 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,240 Maybe... 231 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,640 Olaf, hi. 232 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,040 Dad? I want to talk to Dad. 233 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,080 Hold on a sec. Uh, no, I'm taking Hedi to school. When do you need it? 234 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,800 Okay. I'll just quickly pass you over to Hedi. 235 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,360 I just wanted to let you know that your favorite columnist is back on the market. 236 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,760 Call me. 237 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,600 Thanks. Bye. 238 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,000 What's wrong? 239 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,840 Uh, a date. I'm about to go on a date with Luca. Finally. 240 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,000 Luca, he? Or Luca, she? 241 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,920 You and your pronouns. 242 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,440 I can't sit still. He said he wants to really get to know me. 243 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,640 Hey. 244 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,240 You're not at all my type. 245 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,000 Neither of you. 246 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,360 A lot of people forget to eat when they're heartbroken. How about you? 247 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,440 I haven't eaten anything in three days. 248 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,240 Want to try some? 249 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,920 You know, it's great that you reached out for help. 250 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,280 You've taken the first big step. 251 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,720 The first step? Of how many? 252 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,760 There's no time pressure. 253 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,600 I'm 41. 254 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,480 How am I supposed to start all over again? 255 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:35,200 Yeah. I didn't feel Splash was a good fit anymore. 256 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,600 They've gotten too square, mainstream. 257 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,400 Yes, and so I thought I could finally write something for you. 258 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:55,800 Yes! I'm back on the market, if you want to call it that... 259 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,480 No, not everything I write is sexist. 260 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,800 It... was the zeitgeist. 261 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,760 Yes, that was... asshole-y. 262 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,760 Please get in touch if you hear of anything, okay? 263 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,920 You're only here because you can't find anything else. 264 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,760 No, I've already had three offers. 265 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,880 I'll write what you want. I'll write about destiny. 266 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,240 About feelings. 267 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,040 I'll make a public apology and withdraw that... 268 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,240 macho crap. 269 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,080 So write me a proper article. 270 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,040 Okay! No problem. 271 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,240 About what? 272 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,600 Write about heartbreak, Karl. And how to get over it. 273 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,760 Sincerely. And with feelings. And you know what? 274 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,800 For this whole thing to work, 275 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,480 you'll go get some therapy with Maria Geiger. 276 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,400 Sibylle, what exactly about this is so hard for you? 277 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,720 I always wanted to have kids, but... 278 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,760 now I have to tell my parents they'll never have grandkids. 279 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:31,000 Clearly I've been off course this whole time. 280 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,960 For me, it's that... 281 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,320 well, last week... 282 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,120 - It's okay. - Thanks. 283 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,680 Kryptonite. For me, it's like kryptonite. Timea is my kryptonite. 284 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,720 Like Superman. 285 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,360 He's invincible, but there's this stuff that makes him vulnerable. Kryptonite. 286 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,800 She ghosted me everywhere. Even on MySpace. 287 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,120 We hadn't even met yet when she was active on MySpace. 288 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,640 So, she logged into her old Myspace account 289 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,320 just so she could ghost me. 290 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,200 So she still thinks about me. 291 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,640 I totally know the feeling. 292 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,280 But... that kind of false hope, in the end, just hurts more. 293 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,640 I don't know what I could have done. 294 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,760 But you're Superman. 295 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,400 Karl. 296 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,600 Excuse me. Sorry. Please, continue. 297 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,360 No, we're going to listen. 298 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,240 Go on. 299 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920 Okay, sure. 300 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,720 My girlfriend left me... 301 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,440 No, please. Please don't. Don't make that sound. Guys... 302 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,000 Karl, how does it feel? 303 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,240 When the group shows sympathy like that? 304 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,720 It feels like the group is totally deranged. 305 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,640 We're all free people. 306 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,080 We're free to get together, 307 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,920 and if it's no longer working out, then we meet other people. 308 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,360 So now you're single. That's awesome! 309 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,120 And you're a stalker and should be locked up. 310 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,560 Right. You and me, outside. 311 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,600 I know you're not there yet. 312 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,800 And you can't yet open up. But you won't ruin the progress my group is making. 313 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,800 But they're so... They're so... 314 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,560 Well, maybe there's no point in you doing this. 315 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,720 No. 316 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,200 You misunderstood. It's not that I don't respect you. 317 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,760 I actually have huge respect for enterprising women. 318 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,080 For women in general. 319 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,000 I... 320 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,000 I really want to learn. 321 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,600 And... 322 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,920 I promise I'll never do anything like that again. 323 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,120 Two conditions. Leave my patients alone. 324 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,880 Okay. 325 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,000 And you do the full program. From beginning to end. 326 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,200 Okay? 327 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,600 Welcome to the Heartbreak Retreat. 328 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,240 You'll see. You'll make a wonderful recovery with us. 329 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,840 It will do you a world of good. You'll overcome your heartache. 330 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,560 - Right. - Right. Here is your schedule 331 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,440 and the accompanying book. Then there's... 332 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,240 self-care products, and this, 333 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,080 that bottle, this one... 334 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,600 So you can sleep well. 335 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,680 And, very important, your yoga mat. 336 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,160 You can't tell me every participant gets this level of brand marketing. 337 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:30,920 So, it says here that Mr. Nieke gets the full, all-round package. 338 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,960 Aha. Got it. 339 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,520 Exactly. Right. 340 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,920 And, to round it off, something really awesome. 341 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,320 A little something sweet. There. 342 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,360 I hated this even at school. What is the point? 343 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,280 It's great for self-reflection. 344 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,240 But I'm totally at peace with myself. 345 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,800 Trust me. Maria knows what she's doing. 346 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,000 - Odd that I haven't even seen her yet. - Unfortunately, there was an emergency. 347 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,880 Just try to be open to it. 348 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,200 Karl? 349 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,280 May I? 350 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,000 I'll be right with you. 351 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,360 Your life's a breeze, isn't it? 352 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,480 To be honest, lately not so much. 353 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,720 I had a bit of a rough patch. 354 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,880 I thought I was going through a rough patch last year. 355 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,480 Because the university lost some of their research budget. 356 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,720 But since Timea left, I dream of that kind of rough patch. 357 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,440 I guarantee it won't get better if you only ever talk about her. 358 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,960 I once wrote an article on all the different theories 359 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,560 about how long it takes to get over a relationship. 360 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,600 And? 361 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,480 I believe you just have to find the complete opposite of what you had. 362 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,200 Timea is perfect. I don't want to meet her opposite. 363 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,160 What are the other theories? 364 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,000 The gin and tonic rule. 365 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,680 It takes 4,000 gin and tonics or 527 Mai Tais. 366 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,440 However long that takes. 367 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,960 What can I get you? 368 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,880 One glass of every drink you have on the menu. 369 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,560 It's so gross, I don't want it 370 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,400 Do you sometimes think about me too? 371 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,360 It's so 372 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,320 Oh, without you 373 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,200 And when you're lonely 374 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,240 Do you sometimes think about me too? 375 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,000 What's wrong, man? 376 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,240 She's getting married. 377 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,520 What? 378 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah, she's marrying the other guy. In three days. 379 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,000 Shit. 380 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,480 Shit. 381 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,200 Okay. Don't panic. 382 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,280 Don't panic. 383 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,560 You simply won't allow it. 384 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,920 Yeah. 385 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,320 What? 386 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,520 Be a man. Go to her and tell her how it's going to be. 387 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,200 - You don't know Timea, do you? - No, I don't. 388 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,160 No one tells her what to do. 389 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,880 Why do you think she told you that? 390 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,360 - So I'd stop calling her. - Nonsense. 391 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,720 She didn't have to answer. But she did. She wants you to know. 392 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,120 And she wants you to do something about it. 393 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,040 That would... 394 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,040 No, I think that would be wrong. It... 395 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,520 would be wrong, I think. 396 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,360 - No, it's not wrong. - It is. 397 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,800 It's not wrong. 398 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,040 Hey. Now come and party, you old sad sack. Come on. 399 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,800 Here, take my hand. Come on, let's go. Here, come. 400 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,760 Come on back here. 401 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,520 To these guys. Wait, gals! 402 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,280 Things don't work out like you expect 403 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,480 Heart given away, given as a gift 404 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,560 How much further? 405 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,040 We're nearly there. Granny's probably already made 100 pancakes for you. 406 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,240 - When will you pick me up? - I'll only stay three days. 407 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,480 Four at most. 408 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,520 I told Zolt that someone dropped out. And we'll cover his bill. 409 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,680 You shouldn't get over involved. 410 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,600 Zolt hasn't even been able to work since the breakup. 411 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,880 Hey, I'll call you back later. 412 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,760 Yeah. I'll take care of it later. Bye. 413 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,600 Olaf? 414 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,160 So has our special guest given up yet? 415 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,160 Look for yourself. 416 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,680 Heads up! 417 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,640 Karl gets along excellently with the others. 418 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,840 He told me to separate sex from love. 419 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,440 To masturbate over actors whose personalities I don't like. 420 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,680 It's total nonsense, of course, but... 421 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,920 For the first time in ages, 422 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,840 I laughed. 423 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,080 Great. 424 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,520 Yes. 425 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,640 Ovid. Karl gave me a tip from Ovid to help with heartbreak. 426 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,800 I'm going to act like I'm totally over Timea. 427 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,360 He's so... 428 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,320 That's okay. I think I get the picture. 429 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,960 So that's why I'm expressly asking you to leave this to the therapists. 430 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,840 They're trained for it. 431 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,480 Actually, heartbreak isn't something that necessarily needs treating. 432 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,720 I know, that's how you make your money, but it's a bit like 433 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,600 when we used to pay for ringtones. 434 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,280 We should just have waited for time to fix that for us. 435 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,640 5.99 for a singing crocodile? 436 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,560 I just mean... 437 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,360 maybe, 438 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,120 just maybe, my therapy helps too. 439 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,880 And mine's free. 440 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,360 Except for drinks. 441 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200 - And the Tinder account. - The Tinder account. 442 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,000 Yes. 443 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,200 See you at group therapy at three. 444 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:57,000 Yeah, I mean, if we see our relationship as our sole source of happiness, 445 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,760 then of course we're going to suffer when that well dries up. 446 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,160 And I think there are many other things that can really make us happy. 447 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,160 Nature? 448 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Sure, maybe you can think of something a bit more specific. 449 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,800 A pair of jeans that really fits? Is that okay? 450 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,440 Yes, of course that's okay. 451 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,600 A good meal, maybe. 452 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,720 Dancing? Or... something? 453 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,400 Dancing. Yes. Nice. 454 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,680 Penguins. 455 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,080 I don't know, but I think penguins seem somehow... friendly. 456 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,640 That's lovely, Sibylle. 457 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,480 Karl? 458 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,080 No-strings sex. 459 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,240 And the penguin thing... 460 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,000 I think that's really lovely. 461 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,360 Genuinely, I love penguins. 462 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,120 The sweet way they walk, like... 463 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,360 Or the way they huddle together in groups when they get cold. 464 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:24,000 Or how they slide on their bellies off ice floes into the water. 465 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,600 Totally adorable. 466 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:31,040 I mean, if someone hates penguins, that's a total psycho red flag, right? 467 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,800 Walk with me? 468 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,280 So it has to involve oaths of fidelity and rose petals? 469 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,000 Definitely not. But when you say no-strings sex 470 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,160 instead of just sex, that means something. 471 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,640 So right from the start, you're thinking in terms of non-commitment. 472 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,280 You're... like a butterfly. 473 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,120 What? I'm not a butterfly. I'm... 474 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,240 I'm Han Solo. 475 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,720 But Han Solo doesn't end up alone. He gets Leia. 476 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,920 And then she tells him to take out the trash? 477 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,760 They have a kid, struggle with everyday life and break up. 478 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,880 - I won't be watching that sequel. - It exists anyway. 479 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,760 Sometimes, sex can just be fun. 480 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,680 Haven't you had a quickie in a club bathroom? 481 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,440 You don't do it to find your true love. Sex is sex. 482 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,840 I see. Wouldn't it be terrible to fall in love during sex? 483 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,120 You said that doesn't bring happiness. 484 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,800 Wrong again. I say relationships aren't the only thing that brings happiness. 485 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,040 My point exactly. 486 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:57,760 ARE YOU STILL CRYING OR HAVE YOU STARTED PAINTING? 487 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,880 When was the last time you got a good night's sleep? 488 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,040 Would you like to meditate? 489 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,800 Talk? 490 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,880 No. 491 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,200 Go for a swim? 492 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,480 I don't have a bathing suit. 493 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,640 Me neither. 494 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,480 That feels so good! 495 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,680 Yes! 496 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,520 - Hey, kiddo, everything okay? - I want you to come get me now. 497 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,320 Svea and Feli can go to the skate park every day. I'm in the middle of nowhere. 498 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,520 Hey, take a breath, honey. Maybe... 499 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,520 Maybe there's one near Granny's house. You could ask the neighbor's kids-- 500 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,640 You don't understand anything. 501 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,160 Shit. 502 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,480 Are you smoking pot? 503 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,200 We mothers have to look out for ourselves. 504 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,560 My daughter insists on coming home 505 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,520 because she wants to stand around at a skate park. 506 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,640 She can't even skate. I bought her the damn thing, 507 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,920 but it just stands around, unused. 508 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,440 What? 509 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,400 Nothing. Guess you've never hung around a skate park, no? 510 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,080 This will make the whole therapy trip bearable. 511 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,000 - Why not start with this? - Yeah. 512 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,640 The rest is wasted on you anyway. 513 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,520 You want to help yourself to whatever's in reach, 514 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,760 but as soon as anything might require emotional involvement, you're out. 515 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,320 Love is hard work. A lot of people don't want to admit that. 516 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,640 They all dream about their one true, great love. 517 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,960 Flawless, fulfilling. 518 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,960 But it's an ideal that-- 519 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,080 ...was only made up to sell cards and flowers. 520 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,920 My thoughts exactly. 521 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,720 Nonsense. 522 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,120 Romantic love is an ideal that only very few people achieve. 523 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,760 And leads many others to expect far too much from their relationships. 524 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,240 So they grow unhappy. 525 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,880 Question. 526 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,200 Do you believe in big romantic love, or not? 527 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,040 Of course I do. 528 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,640 You don't at all. 529 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,200 But that's bad for business. 530 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,560 What can I say? I... 531 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,080 just pick up the pieces and try to put people back together. 532 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,640 As individuals who... can also be happy on their own. 533 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,360 No one can do that anymore. 534 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:17,360 And all those romantic comedies are to blame, 535 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,120 with their big romantic gestures that make people swoon. 536 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,720 And the sappy love songs. 537 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,120 And sunsets. 538 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,560 - What's so great about those? - Yes. 539 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,240 The Earth is still turning, wow, just like it is 24 hours a day. 540 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,880 - Yes! - The sun's always setting someplace. 541 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,920 - Yes. - Right? 542 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,600 From an evolutionary perspective, it makes no sense to celebrate, right? 543 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,400 Night falls, wild animals emerge, oh, here's a good idea! 544 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,280 You and your Neanderthal wife should go sit exposed on a cliff 545 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,000 and calmly watch the sunset! I mean, what? 546 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,560 Do you hear that? 547 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,640 I have ten euros in my pocket. 548 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,120 - You want to request a tune? - No. 549 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,840 I want to pay him to go away. 550 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,440 It's really nice to meet a woman who-- 551 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,920 I'm not a woman. 552 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,720 I'm your therapist. 553 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 It's on the house. 554 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,520 Excuse me, how much would 15 minutes cost? 555 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,120 Ten euros. 556 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,840 Oh, you know what? 557 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,760 He'd like to hear "Eternal Flame." 558 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,680 Oh no. 559 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,600 No. 560 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,440 No. 561 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,120 Sorry. I totally overslept. 562 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,600 - Morning. - Morning. 563 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,880 Morning. 564 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,040 He's not in his room, he wasn't at the pool 565 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,960 and he's not answering his phone. 566 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,960 What's up? 567 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,680 Turgay's somehow disappeared. 568 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,560 We'll check the reading rooms next. 569 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,000 What's going on here today? 570 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,640 It's because of the wedding. 571 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,480 Ah. 572 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,840 Oh, no way. 573 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,560 - That's Timea. - Sorry? 574 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,280 Turgay's Timea! 575 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,080 He wants to stop the wedding! 576 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,480 Who put such a dumbass idea in his head? 577 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,960 What were you thinking? 578 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,960 She doesn't want to marry him. It's a big charade. 579 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,400 - She just wants him to be a man for once. - A gazillion-euro charade? 580 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,840 What planet are you from? 581 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,000 - Ow! - Sorry. 582 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,920 Oh man. 583 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,640 What are you wearing? 584 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,160 Get out of here! 585 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,400 - I don't think therapists can say that! - I don't care what you think. 586 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,120 You dragged an innocent into your crap. He's about to have a miserable time. 587 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,160 He won't! You just can't stand being wrong for once. 588 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,000 Just piss off! I'm going to try to fix the mess you've created. 589 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,480 No, you won't! You can't... 590 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,000 Dear Timea, 591 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,240 dear Egbert, 592 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,240 dear relatives and friends of the bride and groom, 593 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,200 each of us is searching for someone. 594 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,280 For this one person who is so hard to find. 595 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,640 This one, special person 596 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,960 who completes us, who makes us whole, perfects us. 597 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,560 - He must be somewhere. - No idea. 598 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,560 Maybe he didn't come. 599 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,000 ...when you seek me with all your heart. I will be found by you... 600 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,640 - He'll ruin all the progress he's made. - Let him make his own choices. 601 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,960 He didn't choose this dumb idea, you talked him into it! 602 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,680 - Did not. - He's going to humiliate himself. 603 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,000 Timea and Egbert chose this verse... 604 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,280 - Turgay! - Hey! Shh! 605 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,240 ...as their vows. 606 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,600 - Turgay! - Seriously? 607 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,040 Sorry. 608 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,000 Dear Timea, dear Egbert. 609 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,680 Before us stand two... 610 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,080 What are you doing? Hey! You can't do that. 611 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,040 You can't do that! Stay here! 612 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,680 And so, before God, the Lord, they who belong together... 613 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,480 Pull yourself together. 614 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,840 - Oh God. - But if any of those present 615 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,600 - should object to this union... - Shit. 616 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,720 ...speak now or forever hold your peace. 617 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,400 Shit. It's spreading! 618 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360 Timea! 619 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,560 - Turgay? - Fire! Oh my God! 620 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,080 Don't worry, Karl. You'll be out of here soon. 621 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,360 I grew up around here. 622 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,440 Fascinating. 623 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,720 Still take milk? 624 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:14,400 I actually switched to oat milk. But today I'll make an exception. 625 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,560 All those cat pictures in her office... 626 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,120 I see a strong desire to have kids. 627 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,760 Immediately lost interest, haven't you? 628 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,200 You don't even want to be my therapist. 629 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,520 No, and I never was, because you wouldn't let me. 630 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,000 - I have nothing that needs therapizing. - Wow. 631 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,600 I'm only doing all this to get my job back. 632 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,600 You're doing a really bad job of it. 633 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,280 Yoo-hoo! Mommy's here! 634 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,400 I've actually missed the police station. 635 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,760 Karl was often there as a teenager. 636 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,280 They wanted to name the cell after him. 637 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,680 - Of course you're coming home. - What? 638 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,000 No way. Mom, please, just take us to the hotel. 639 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,760 Yes. We really would like to head back to the hotel, thanks. 640 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,920 Not everything he says about me is true. 641 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,440 I make a lovely potato salad, for instance. 642 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,240 No one wants potato salad. 643 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:22,080 Please, Mom, please just drive us back to the hotel and... thank you. 644 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,080 You know what, Hilde? Actually, I'd love to come. 645 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,240 - What? - He hasn't mentioned you at all. 646 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,120 Or you to me. 647 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,440 - How did you meet? - Mom, please. 648 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,840 Through my work. Maybe Karl would like to tell it himself? 649 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,400 No? 650 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,360 Okay, just so there's no misunderstanding-- 651 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,680 We're friends. Friends. 652 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,880 You're sleeping together, that's what counts. 653 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,040 The formalities can come later. 654 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,480 This is like a little 1990s museum. 655 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,560 DJ Bobo, "Love is All Around," wow. 656 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:19,120 I had a Backstreet Boys poster too. Somewhere there must be... 657 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,080 Aha! 658 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,640 - Hey, that's trespassing! - Yes, I've become known for that lately. 659 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,920 It's a good sign that you held on to this stuff. 660 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,680 There was something like a heart in there. 661 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,480 "My heart beats like crazy when it sees you." 662 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,280 That was for school. 663 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,560 It's amazing that you write for a living. 664 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,680 What about this? 665 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,360 Want to talk about it? 666 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,840 Have you never done anything stupid? 667 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,880 So much. There isn't a box in the world big enough. 668 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,760 Come on, we're here to eat. 669 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,800 He usually only dates bimbos. 670 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,840 I think he avoids women on his level. He doesn't want to get hurt. 671 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,760 He's petrified of commitment. 672 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,640 It's a wonder he even dares tie his shoelaces. 673 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,400 We're probably to blame, Wilhelm and I. 674 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:45,640 Even though, after a few false starts, our divorce was completely amicable. 675 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,400 And Karl was already big, already 16. 676 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,280 - May I ask why-- - Why we split up? 677 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,800 We had just one thing left in common. 678 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,040 That we both got married on the same day. 679 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,600 So we got divorced. For health reasons. 680 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,280 Whenever we saw one another, we both felt like we'd be sick. 681 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,560 We both enjoyed far-out sex. 682 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,040 Every day. From Monday to Sunday. 683 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,080 The prospect of sex was always far away. 684 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,320 Mom, please stop. 685 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,760 That one got a huge laugh last week. You've got a missing sense of humor. 686 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,520 He hates that I do stand-up about it. 687 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,000 She makes lame jokes about her marriage. 688 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,720 Lame? Come on. 689 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,600 Can't you stay until Wednesday? I'm performing at the theater. 690 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,320 Karl hasn't ever watched the set. I'll get you tickets. 691 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,400 I'd rather get a tramp stamp. 692 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,920 Your mom's a riot. 693 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,720 Sure, but you can only put up with her for a while. 694 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,080 Isn't that kind of true for all mothers? 695 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,000 Yeah. 696 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,920 Can I ask you something? 697 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,840 Her name was Claudia. 698 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,000 We... were an item, since we were 14. And... 699 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,280 after high school... 700 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,600 I proposed. 701 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,920 I just didn't want to lose her. 702 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,280 But she... 703 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,840 Didn't want to. 704 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,000 And... it's understandable. 705 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,840 She'd... 706 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,760 just graduated, wanted to see the world. 707 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,840 Not make vows with her first boyfriend. 708 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:42,320 She saw the ring, and... panicked. Broke up with me. 709 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,240 Was she the love of your life? 710 00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,600 Yes. 711 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,960 But it really wasn't so bad. 712 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,400 Honestly. I didn't even know that ring was still there. 713 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,400 And in hindsight, I should be grateful it didn't work out. 714 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,720 I'd be a wreck today. 715 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,920 Yeah. 716 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,640 Good thing it didn't happen. 717 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,200 I'm glad we made this detour. 718 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,560 - Now we have an approach. - It's not an approach. It's not anything. 719 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,520 It must have hurt like crazy at the time. You were deeply wounded. 720 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,200 Yeah. Wow. Like all your clients. 721 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,880 But not you, am I right? 722 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,840 "I got my own heart badly broken." You made it all up, didn't you? 723 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,920 It's just a publicity stunt. 724 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,960 Goodnight. 725 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,400 - Don't worry, I feel no attraction to you. - Same. None. 726 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,480 Great. 727 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,360 But I didn't make it up. I was heartbroken. 728 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,560 Because of Olaf. 729 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,280 Did he cheat? 730 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,440 Yeah. He left me for the penguins. 731 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,440 - That's why you hate talking about them. - I hate penguins. 732 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,160 - Psycho. - Psycho yourself. 733 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,440 Olaf is a zoologist and climate scientist. 734 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,840 Did you know penguins are endangered? 735 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,720 - And Olaf's saving them? - Yeah. 736 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,920 He works for a conservation foundation. Worldwide. 737 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,720 So he's really always on the road and I'm here with our daughter. 738 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,320 You manage it all pretty well. 739 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,440 Thanks. 740 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,560 Apart from the spliffs, the do-gooding and being a know-it-all. 741 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,160 And the thing with the cardboard cut-outs like Kim Jong Un. 742 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,600 - That's also dubious. - No need to be jealous. 743 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,480 You see him sometimes, right? Your daughter... 744 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,800 Yeah, I mean, when he's in Germany. 745 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,800 When he's traveling... 746 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:08,240 The visits are always short, and we do phone calls, of course, especially Hedi. 747 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:15,920 So, back then we made the decision together, for the greater good, and... 748 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,800 sometimes... 749 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,800 sometimes, even after all these years, you still think if he stood at your door 750 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,360 and wanted to stay, then... 751 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,240 Dumb, right? 752 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,200 No. 753 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,240 Not dumb at all. 754 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,640 I know saving the Earth is a very important cause... 755 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,520 but if it meant I couldn't be with you, 756 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,560 then I'd let it all burn down. 757 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,880 What's wrong with you, Han Solo? 758 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,280 You've suddenly gone soft. 759 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,080 Could you please leave Han Solo out of this? 760 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,200 No. 761 00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:32,200 It's a lovely hotel. You're going to like it. Romantic. 762 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,520 No luggage? 763 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,120 A young couple like you doesn't need clothes, eh? 764 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,720 - I'm his therapist. - Oh. 765 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,440 What? 766 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,760 Nothing. 767 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,400 I'm sorry about yesterday. 768 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,600 I'm not. I enjoyed it. 769 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,960 Don't look at me like that. 770 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:15,920 He's my client. It's unacceptable. One of 1000 reasons why it's a bad idea. 771 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,680 What holds you back the most? 772 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,280 There's no future in it. 773 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,800 You're only looking for someone to share a long, happy family life with? 774 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,200 I'm not looking at all! 775 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:28,160 Because you've already got it. An empty apartment you have to manage. 776 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,880 Olaf and I are friends, and that's good for Hedi. 777 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,720 And it's a good excuse for you not to get involved with anyone. 778 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,600 Do you realize that you're actually pretty similar? 779 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,240 Maybe you could learn how to take risks together. 780 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,040 We're not at all similar. 781 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:52,120 He has a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome, and I'm a grown woman with a child. 782 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,920 You know how long it took me to find my balance again after Olaf. 783 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,240 Is that what you'd call this? Balance? 784 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,880 Thanks a lot, colleague. 785 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,960 I'm needed at the office. Martha's covering the final day. 786 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,320 I don't have time for individual goodbyes. 787 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,520 You know that slinking off after sex is actually my thing. 788 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,680 But I'm happy to let you do it. 789 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,160 Sex is sex. Nothing more, nothing less. Like I said. 790 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,400 It really means nothing else to me. 791 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,480 Oh, well, that's good. Same for me. 792 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,440 Zilch. 793 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,400 Exactly. 794 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,440 Afterward, you just say thanks. And leave. 795 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,360 Okay. 796 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,320 Thanks. 797 01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,640 Right, like that. 798 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,920 - Bye. - Bye. 799 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,320 I thought you hated sunsets. 800 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,920 I recently spoke to someone about that. 801 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,640 The only other person who thinks they're as overrated as I do. 802 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,800 And now every time I see a damn sunset, I have to wonder whether she hates it too. 803 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,520 Do you know what we call that? 804 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:50,640 That's love, dude! 805 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,560 Shut up. 806 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,840 - Hello. - Who is it? 807 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,120 - Hello. Who are you, then? - Hedi. 808 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,160 Karl? 809 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,320 What are you doing here? This is my private home. 810 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,480 You're supposed to make an appointment. 811 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:25,320 Oh, I wondered where all the cut-outs had gone. 812 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,400 We don't put them up in our house. 813 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:33,080 Would be handy, though. You could use them to scare off burglars. 814 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,360 Or... to hang clothes from. 815 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,360 Or for bowling. 816 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,000 I'll be at the skate park. 817 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,880 Uh... Back at six, okay? 818 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:46,800 Okay. 819 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,520 - Bye, Hedi. - Bye! 820 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,400 What... Uh, what do you want? 821 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,520 I... just wanted to say that I'm against the idea 822 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:04,000 of not speaking to people again once you've... had sex. 823 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,320 Okay. 824 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:10,840 Coffee? 825 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,200 Doesn't have to be good. 826 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,840 I have some terrible coffee, sure. 827 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,480 This can't become a habit. 828 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,280 No. 829 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,360 No, this... 830 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,720 can't become a habit. 831 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,880 Okay. 832 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,080 But we can go one more time before it's a habit. 833 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,920 Wait. 834 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,360 Let the song play. 835 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,640 Hi! Uh... 836 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,840 I... 837 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,840 I was just... not in the neighborhood, and... 838 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,120 - I thought I-- - No, sorry. Not today. 839 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,240 Things are crazy at the agency, Hedi's ill, and I don't have a babysitter. 840 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,440 I can look after Hedi. 841 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,320 I'm great with kids. 842 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:06,840 Okay. 843 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,320 You know what? Let's... 844 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,040 Let's google your symptoms. 845 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,400 So... 846 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,600 Loss of appetite? 847 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,280 Fever? 848 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,640 - Are you sleeping well? - Not really. 849 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,880 Trouble sleeping. 850 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,640 Ah! We have a diagnosis. 851 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,360 Is it something bad? 852 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,720 It could be a midlife crisis. Or a prostate issue, or... 853 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,280 Lovesickness. 854 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,800 Let me guess. Eleven, a skater, and doesn't notice you. 855 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,880 How did you know? 856 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,920 You have an unused skateboard, and the rest is life experience. 857 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,280 He has the greenest eyes in the whole world. 858 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,000 But he never looks at me. 859 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,120 Okay. 860 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,680 I'm no expert on lovesickness... 861 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,520 but I'm great at conquest. 862 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,520 Ta-da. My old skateboard. 863 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,520 Right. Now it's your turn, Hedi. 864 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,600 Come on, Hedi, you can do it. 865 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,320 Yes, good! 866 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,080 Good! 867 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,360 Whoa! 868 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,440 Hello, young lady. My name is Dr. Nieke, 869 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,960 and I heard you had a skateboard accident. 870 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:49,480 Because some idiot was skating around the apartment with you. 871 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,680 You know what? Common misconception. 872 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,880 Skateboarding 873 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,280 isn't really about the skating. 874 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:10,880 Okay... 875 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,880 which one's Oskar? 876 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,800 That one. 877 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:26,400 Hedi, wait! What are you doing with that kiddie board? Here, take mine. 878 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,520 Cool board! 879 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,040 Yes! Yeah! 880 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,600 - Oh, you get to pick. - I did. 881 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,720 - Hey. - Hello! 882 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,680 Hey. 883 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:57,840 Feeling better? 884 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:58,880 Yes, great. 885 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,480 Wow, you've got skills. 886 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,320 We made pizza! 887 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,320 From scratch. 888 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,360 With lots of vegetables. 889 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,600 Lots of vegetables. 890 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,480 Tons. 891 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:13,880 My turn? 892 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,240 Are we cheating, or no? 893 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:35,720 Your heartache stops you remembering how you really felt during the good times. 894 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,440 But they're your good times. 895 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,400 It's your heart, your love. 896 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,680 And you get to choose who you give it to. 897 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,760 Turgay called me. 898 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,800 - Did you hear the news? - Timea's back. 899 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:52,440 She was so impressed that he stood up at the wedding. 900 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,440 I won't say who advised him to do that. 901 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,800 Yeah, don't say it. 902 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,320 The super-therapist! 903 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,360 What have you got there? 904 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,960 Um, Hedi's breakfast. 905 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,680 I promised to bring the dessert. 906 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:07,080 You're really good with her. 907 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,520 That's all down to her. She's an absolute blast. 908 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,880 Just accept the compliment. 909 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,280 It's not easy for me to say that kind of thing, you know. 910 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,040 Haven't you noticed? I'm actually a total introvert. 911 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:27,800 They say that every introvert needs an extrovert to take care of them. 912 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,840 What are we? 913 01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:43,560 Huh? 914 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,480 You don't always have to explicitly say or define things. 915 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:50,240 Does he show you that he likes you? 916 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,960 I think I make it totally clear what she means to me. 917 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,600 But he doesn't say anything. 918 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,600 I'll tell her tomorrow. Tomorrow. 919 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,920 Excuse me? Could you hold the door? 920 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,000 Sure. 921 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:25,560 Thanks. 922 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,280 - I'll hold it for you now. - Thanks. 923 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,200 Broken heart? 924 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,800 It's a joke. My girlfriend has a heartbreak agency. 925 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,120 You're here to see Maria Geiger, right? 926 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,080 Yes. 927 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,520 She'll be thrilled. She loves flowers. 928 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,160 It's a thank-you for the therapy having worked. 929 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:22,000 Seems like she's not back yet. Shall I take the flowers in for you? 930 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,280 - Hi, Karl. - Hey, Hedi. 931 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,760 What are you doing here? 932 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,240 Um, I have to go away for a while. 933 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,520 How come? 934 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,360 Complicated. I'll explain another time, okay? 935 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,880 Okay... 936 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:56,160 - Do you want your skateboard back? - No way. It's a gift. 937 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,600 Bye, Hedi. Take care. 938 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,640 Dad! You're already here! 939 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,120 I've had a job offer. 940 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:46,720 At a biodiversity lab. In Potsdam. 941 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:00,040 Wow. 942 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,560 I should never have left you on your own. 943 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,240 I really regret it, Maria. 944 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,680 You did it for the greater good. It wasn't selfishness. 945 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,200 No, you should have been the greater good. 946 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,280 The world's in a shitty state. 947 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:22,480 But you know what? If I can't see my family, 948 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,760 then let it burn. 949 01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:32,320 I... 950 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,880 I... I may have met someone. 951 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:42,480 So... 952 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,880 We don't have to make a decision now. 953 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,080 We can just keep both apartments. 954 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,040 I just want to be near you both. 955 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,880 Dude. Why in my room? Why? 956 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:27,120 Sorry. She's the one, man. I know it. How did it go with you? 957 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,280 No idea. 958 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,600 Sorry. I'll be right... 959 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,520 Hey. 960 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:35,840 You've got a cheese sandwich, a mandarin, cucumber, and, for once, a candy bar. 961 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,200 You've got a honey sandwich, tomato, also a mandarin, cucumber, 962 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:45,440 and a little bit of leftover cake. Somehow there was just a tiny piece left? 963 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,120 Yes, I put the rest in Dad's box. 964 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,600 Oh, a really healthy breakfast for Dad. 965 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,160 It's his first day. 966 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,320 He's picking me up from school all week. 967 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,880 - Can we make my invitations today? - Of course. 968 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:04,080 This will be my first birthday with Dad that I remember. 969 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:07,680 Can I invite Karl too? 970 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:10,400 Um... 971 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,360 - Do you know when he'll be back? - No, I don't. 972 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,240 He didn't tell you how long "a while" is either? 973 01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:20,720 Dad! 974 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,840 What's up? 975 01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:27,760 - Morning. - Morning. 976 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,560 Dad, look. I've got a surprise for you. 977 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,280 He told Hedi he was going away for a while. 978 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,080 I mean, it's not like I didn't see this coming. It's what he usually does. 979 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,800 He's ghosting me, doesn't answer the phone or my messages... 980 01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:51,080 I'm mad at myself too, because I... Because I thought he'd change. 981 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,320 What a cliché. 982 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:58,720 - And what's the deal with Olaf? - I don't know. 983 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,400 I feel like I should give it a go. 984 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,600 If you could get up before the neighbors complain 985 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,280 that it smells like someone died, that'd be great. Okay? 986 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:24,560 Hey. 987 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,360 It'll be okay. 988 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:40,840 Everything. Everything was great. 989 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,840 Really? Not even one tiny annoying thing? 990 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,880 No, nothing. 991 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,640 Not since Dad's been here. What about you? 992 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,240 I like your Oskar. 993 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:58,280 Oskar told me that his parents only stay together because of him. 994 01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:01,480 He overheard them talking. That's stupid, isn't it? 995 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,680 Well, I mean... 996 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:07,440 Parents can put their needs aside sometimes. 997 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,640 You know, sometimes it's more important to parents that the kid's okay. 998 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,040 I'm good with Dad here. 999 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,840 He told me he's never going away again. 1000 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,160 Pinky promised. 1001 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,240 Even if you're not together anymore. 1002 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,560 Are you writing the article or not? 1003 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,600 Do you want your job back or do you suddenly not care? 1004 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,680 No idea. 1005 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,280 Get in touch when you've pulled yourself together. 1006 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,600 When love hits you in the face. 1007 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,720 Some people don't believe in heartbreak. 1008 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,800 They get hit the hardest. 1009 01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,960 Surprising as an ice storm in July, 1010 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,240 and hard as Frazier's left hook. 1011 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,760 I was one of those who refused to accept that love has a price. 1012 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,040 You can get hurt. 1013 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,880 One that takes everything from you. 1014 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,080 I don't know when it will go away. 1015 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,120 Maybe never. 1016 01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,040 Maybe this is how it is. 1017 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:02,480 We have to give up a little piece of our heart when a love ends. 1018 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,320 An occupied, used-up piece. 1019 01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:07,360 The heart shrinks. 1020 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:11,320 But who cares? We're never planning to use it again. 1021 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,080 Let's just throw the whole thing out. 1022 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,920 I was wrong there too. 1023 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,880 It will heal. 1024 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,200 At least, that's what I've heard. 1025 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,320 You just have to wait for the heart to learn to love without that lost piece. 1026 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:29,200 And we can only hope that the rest of our heart recovers 1027 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,280 and is still large enough 1028 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,800 in case someone comes along to claim another piece. 1029 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,720 I'm glad you're here for Hedi. 1030 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:49,760 Yes, sometimes... Sometimes time ruins everything. 1031 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:07,400 Give Hedi the key. She can come over anytime. Day or night. 1032 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,880 I COULD BE YOUR EXTROVERT. 1033 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:56,720 No. 1034 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:00,120 Shit. 1035 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,120 Turgay. 1036 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,320 I've locked myself in the bathroom. 1037 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,760 Open up, you coward! 1038 01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,440 I told Timea I want to break up, 1039 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:10,920 and she said she's not having it, and now... 1040 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:11,840 Turgay! 1041 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,480 ...I have no further lines of defense. 1042 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,720 Open up! 1043 01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,120 Because if I open the door... 1044 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,560 Open up! You coward! 1045 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,160 ...it'll start all over again. 1046 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:25,000 There's no such thing as kryptonite! 1047 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:27,840 What? 1048 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,560 It doesn't exist! There's no such thing as kryptonite! 1049 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,120 Open the door! Or I'll kick it down! 1050 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,640 You have ten seconds to leave my apartment. 1051 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,720 Then I'm calling the police. 1052 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,640 Five seconds. 1053 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:02,160 I did it. 1054 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,080 Yes. 1055 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,800 - I did it. - Yes, you did it. 1056 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,760 You'll see, a costume party is just what you need. 1057 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,320 Hey. 1058 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:34,840 Is Karl home? 1059 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,320 Hey. 1060 01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:44,960 Hey. 1061 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:54,800 Um, I... uh... 1062 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,280 I, uh... I found your card. 1063 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,600 - I'm really sorry it took so long. - You had a lot going on. 1064 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,200 Want to maybe get a drink? 1065 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:17,320 Is it okay if I say no? 1066 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:21,320 Of course. 1067 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,000 You know... 1068 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:29,840 I... 1069 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,560 I had this great therapy. 1070 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:35,760 I learned what it could be like to love. 1071 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,760 And what... What could it be like? 1072 01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:41,760 Like skydiving. 1073 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,720 People say it's the best feeling in the world. 1074 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:49,320 You're flying, almost weightless. 1075 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,480 But they're forgetting something crucial. 1076 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,120 It's not the air you're floating in that's important, 1077 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,320 it's the parachute. 1078 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,800 You mean, the certainty you won't crash down. 1079 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:11,200 That's the difference between... a skydive and a plane crash. 1080 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:16,320 But after all, you're the expert when it comes to love. 1081 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:22,640 At the agency maybe, in my personal life I'm a novice. You can tell. 1082 01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,200 And isn't it... 1083 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,360 Isn't it okay for a novice to sometimes make mistakes? 1084 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:38,400 Not when you're skydiving. 1085 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:16,920 Hey. 1086 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:19,480 It's me! 1087 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,280 Zolt! 1088 01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:23,200 - Hey! - Hi! 1089 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:26,720 So, how are you? 1090 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,520 Well, I've at least stopped climbing onto roofs. 1091 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:32,880 More or less. 1092 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,360 That's a start, anyway. 1093 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,600 Found anyone new? 1094 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,760 Nah. 1095 01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,480 I believe in destiny. 1096 01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:45,000 No such thing. 1097 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,400 There's only coincidence. 1098 01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,440 Tom and I... 1099 01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,600 That was destiny. 1100 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:57,200 That kind of thing doesn't happen twice. 1101 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:01,600 Listen to this. 1102 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,400 You're doing this heartbreak therapy. 1103 01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:11,840 Some guy writes a horrible, shitty article about your therapist. 1104 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,440 He loses his job and it all goes south. 1105 01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,280 And then this guy has to do therapy with the same woman. 1106 01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,880 Sounds made up, doesn't it? 1107 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:23,400 Yeah. Totally. 1108 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:30,120 Anton! 1109 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,520 This is Zolt. 1110 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,560 A saxophone teacher. 1111 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:38,240 And this is Anton, the world's worst saxophone player. 1112 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,520 What a coincidence. 1113 01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:42,560 Hi. Oh... 1114 01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:44,800 - Hi. - Hi. 1115 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:49,200 No such thing as coincidence, right? 1116 01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:52,360 Right. 1117 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,240 Where is she? 1118 01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:41,520 Where is she? 1119 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,520 You! You turned him against me! 1120 01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:51,320 - Karl? - I have to tell you something. 1121 01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:53,160 This may not be the best time. 1122 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,240 I... I love you. 1123 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:01,480 Karl? 1124 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,280 Ow! Cold. 1125 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,480 Keep it nice and cool, okay? 1126 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,040 I think this marks the end of my therapy. 1127 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:18,800 This is just the beginning. 1128 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:28,480 - Ouch. - Sorry. 1129 01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:37,680 Oh. Again? 1130 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:41,720 It hurts here? 1131 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,280 Here? 1132 01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:07,320 Hey! 1133 01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:17,560 Man, this is cheesy. 1134 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:20,000 Awful. 1135 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:33,040 Subtitle translation by: Kel Barksdale