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Anna!

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They've sent him to Ceccano.

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THE PRICE OF NONNA'S INHERITANCE

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Are we ready?

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Yes!

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I want you pumped!

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The song of Class 3B!

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Alan's song!

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Who am I?

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I know. I think.

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Did you recognize me
by my hands or by my voice?

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Both.

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How long has it been?

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I'm scared to even say.

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Better not say. It's been too long.

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I've traveled all of South America.
A lot of Chile, a lot of Bolivia,

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a lot of Venezuela.

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What'd you do over there?

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My own kind of theater. Spontaneous.

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Incendiary political stuff.
I've even been to jail.

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Because of your political plays?

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Drug dealing.

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Political theater in certain countries
isn't sustainable unless you deal drugs.

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How's your mom? Is she still acting?

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No.

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No one casts her in anything anymore.

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Give me her number.

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I'm putting something together
and have a role for her.

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Are you joking?

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I'm not joking.

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You'd be doing her a huge favor.

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It's too bad, you know.

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You and I got together much too soon.

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Too soon. We were

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small seedlings.

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Well,

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the way you fucked around,

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you were more climbing vine than seedling.

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And to get back at me,
you hooked up with the guy from 3F.

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The asshole.

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He's my husband.

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Not such an asshole, then.

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Look, I'm leaving for Asturias tomorrow.

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I'm doing a masterclass
to become an animal mime artist.

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Imagine that.

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Can I call you when I get back?

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Yes, of course.

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We can go for a coffee,

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or maybe eat hay if you come back a horse.

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Actually, I wanted to show you my theater.

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-I'd love that.
-And that's not a sexual innuendo.

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No, I didn't think it was a sexual--

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Good night.

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-Good night.
-Night.

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Thank you.

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These damn sports cars.

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Fuck.

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ONE MONTH LATER

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Excuse me? We're ready to order.

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No, we're not. We're waiting for Mom.
Thank you, but we're still waiting.

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-Waiting for Mom.
-Of course.

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I wonder what she has to tell us.

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I think I know.

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What?

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It may have something to do with her job,
but my lips are sealed.

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Maybe she's finally ready
to cough up some dough.

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-God willing.
-Please don't start.

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She inherited it. It's her money.
She'll do whatever she wants with it.

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Please. Carlo, tell them.

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Tell them what?

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But she's 90. Is she gonna take
the six million to the grave?

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It's about helping out the family.

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For instance,
I need to renovate my tea parlor a bit--

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-Again?
-Just a few things, Dad.

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In the meantime, while I job hunt,

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it'd be great to have
an apartment of my own…

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Aren't you happy with us?

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Oh, yes.

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-But after a year of living with you--
-It's time for him to get the fuck out.

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Same idea. I was just more direct with it.

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Here she is.

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She's here?

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Anyway, Dad agrees with us
about Grandma's money.

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-No.
-Oh yeah? Why?

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After all the trouble I had
renewing my boat license,

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I wouldn't mind a dinghy or a little boat.

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Okay, so to recap, a tea parlor,
an apartment, and a dinghy.

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Anything else you'd like to order?

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Mom!

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-Here you go.
-Hello, everyone!

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-Hi.
-Mom.

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-You're so beautiful.
-Here we are.

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It's been so long.

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I know. It's my fault.

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Grandma, before I forget,
I have a little present for you.

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Am I the only one who got Grandma a gift?

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It's forest moss tea.

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Careful, or mushrooms
are gonna grow in your mouth.

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Thank you, Ale.

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Anyway, I've asked you all to come today

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because I have
something very important to tell you.

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I've met someone who has reinvigorated me.

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You deserve it, after all this time.

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And to think I'd given up hope.

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I know.

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But instead,

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from the very first night he took me,

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my body began to vibrate.

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I became like the Strait of Magellan,

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passed through and penetrated

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by the mighty ships of a skilled explorer.

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Gross.

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The other night, he lifted me up--

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Make her stop.

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Here he is!

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Hello.

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-Hello, everyone. Hi, Anna.
-Hello.

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Hello.

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My love.

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-Carlo, right?
-Yes.

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-I remember you.
-Oh, me too.

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I'll grab a chair.

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-Who is he?
-A dickhead.

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So, my love? Everything good? Huh?

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Are you happy being with your family,
your grandchildren?

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Anna, I have to thank you.

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If you hadn't given me her number,
we wouldn't have reconnected,

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and Giuliana wouldn't have
started acting again.

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True.

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We're putting together

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my adaptation of Hemingway's
The Old Woman and the Sea,

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with Giuliana playing the old woman.

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Oh, the old woman. No kidding.

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-And what are you gonna be, the sea?
-No. I'll be the marlin.

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The fish. Interesting.

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We're also renovating his theater,
which was falling apart.

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No. She exaggerates.
It's just a bit worn out.

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After all, thanks to God,
and the money inherited from Aunt Tea,

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we have the funds.

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But mostly thanks to you, love.

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Thanks to you.

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Is the marlin constipated?

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Kill me, fish. Only you can do it.

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Kill me, sister.

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It doesn't matter who kills whom.

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Kill yourselves, both of you.

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Ouch.

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What is it?

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Let's take a break.
I'm dying in this costume.

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How was I?

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You're amazing, love. Amazing.

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Thank you.

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-Take a break while we fix the lights.
-Yeah.

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-Let's go.
-Absolutely.

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Tasso?

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This is Cuba?

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This look like a Cuban night to you?

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Okay, this is from a newspaper
in Montevideo.

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Look. It talks about a Nunzio Zampa
in connection with a murder investigation.

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The woman, Luisa Rodriguez,
was 20 years older than him.

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Then there's the Chilean.
"Probable arson." Show her that article.

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Yeah. Look, Mom. Sorry, but look.

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Where'd you get these?

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Well, Mom, we had someone investigate.

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Who?

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A professional.

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It just seemed a little strange to us.

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What did?

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The fact that a vibrant, wonderful man

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could fall in love
with an old hag like me?

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Exactly.

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I'm trying to find a gentle way
to say this, Mom.

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Nunzio killed these women!

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What are you talking about, you idiot?

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There's no saying it gently.
If he killed them, he killed them.

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You want a jingle?

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You're not jealous by any chance?

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Mom, I'm not jealous.
I'm worried. Do you understand?

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Nunzio married two women,
two older women, both rich,

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and now they're both dead.

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You're rich, you've got six million
in the bank, and you're older.

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Doesn't that give you pause?

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Nunzio's had a hard life.

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And I've been alone a long time.

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Now you expect me
to listen to your petty gossip

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and throw my happiness away?

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Only if you'd like to live
a few more years.

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What's that?

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-Our wedding rings.
-Oh God.

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We're getting married in Menorca
in two weeks.

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What are you talking about?

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Then we're moving to Jericoacoara,

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a village in the sands
of northeast Brazil.

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What is this, a soap opera?

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How long has she been in her room?

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Three hours. She doesn't wanna see anyone.

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-Maybe I should go talk to her?
-No, for God's sake.

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With how depressed you've been,
you'll drive her to suicide.

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Sorry, I just need something
from my purse.

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Honey, how are you feeling?

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Like someone whose mom
is about to be murdered. I'm pissed.

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But I'm not gonna let him do it.

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What's your plan?

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No, I can't involve you.
It's something I have to do on my own.

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Do what on your own?

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Nothing. I don't need anyone's help.

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-Just stop it.
-Stop what?

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Stop it, all this talk.

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I'm your husband, for Christ's sake.

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I know you think of me
as a useless, incapable man,

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but in times of need, I wanna help.

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Good.

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We have to kill Nunzio.

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Yeah. Not a bad idea.

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Mom, what are you talking about?
You're joking.

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No.

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I'm not joking.

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Are you crazy?

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You expect me to sit around
waiting for a phone call from Brazil

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telling me my mom died
after being eaten by piranhas

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or bitten by a banana spider?

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Then let's call the police.

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What are we going to say to them?

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No crime's been committed yet.

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Plus, Nunzio was never convicted
for the deaths of his ex-wives.

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What can the police do?

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Mom, this is nonsense.
We can't do this. Come on.

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So we just let Grandma die?

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Then that asshole
gets all our inheritance money.

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This is a joke, right? Dad, say something.

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What can I say?

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This whole idea's crazy!

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You always disappear
when your family needs you,

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like whenever it was time
to clear the table.

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Have you lost your mind?

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We're not loading a dishwasher.
We're talking about killing a man.

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A man who'll kill my mom
if we don't do anything!

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Dad, say something, please.

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Say something!

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Stop being a pain in the ass!
Let me think!

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No. There is nothing to think about.

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Sorry, this is my responsibility.
None of you have to get involved.

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Anyway, I'm going to bed now.
I want to rest.

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I need to be clear-headed for tomorrow.
I have a murder to plan.

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Good night, my loves.

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Carlo?

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What is it?

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Okay, I'll help you.

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You don't have to.

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When you complained that we never do
anything exciting together,

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I never considered murder an option.

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But if that's what you want,

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I'm here for you.

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Well? So we can start
sketching out the plan.

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No, honey. We can't write anything down.

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We have to memorize everything.

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Yeah, all right.

260
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,458
These days,
whatever I don't write down I forget.

261
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,458
I understand, honey,

262
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:35,791
but let's try not going to jail
because they find a blackboard that says,

263
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,500
"Murder Nunzio on Thursday." Come on.

264
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:39,416
Hello.

265
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,333
-What are you doing here?
-Move it. Go.

266
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,208
Your mother and I--

267
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:55,083
It'd be best if you gave us space
so you don't overhear what we say and…

268
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,208
I thought about it all night.

269
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,500
This is a moral issue
that's beyond the law.

270
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:05,458
I'll be damned if I let someone
steal my inheritance and continue living!

271
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:06,708
I'm telling you right now!

272
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,416
Yeah, obviously I don't want him
to kill Grandma,

273
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,875
but maybe if we could find
an alternative to murder…

274
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,083
My loves, I'm just glad you're here.

275
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:23,083
We haven't done anything together
as a family since our holiday in Greece.

276
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,041
Anyway, before we start,
I'd like to say something to reassure you.

277
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:39,000
If we do this and get caught…

278
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,833
I'll take all the blame.

279
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:47,708
Fine.

280
00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:49,625
-Who wants coffee?
-Me.

281
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,583
So nobody gives a shit?

282
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,625
Fine. I want coffee too.

283
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,791
I brought croissants.

284
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:03,000
Emilio, stop being stupid.
We're just a family having breakfast.

285
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,666
-Don't work yourself up.
-Honey, sit down.

286
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,833
Good. Let's get started.

287
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:12,958
Yes.

288
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:20,750
So does anyone have any ideas
on how to do this?

289
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,083
-May I?
-Yes.

290
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,416
Yes, honey.

291
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,666
Wow.

292
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,708
Here we are.

293
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,708
This is Aconitum. It's a plant
found in the Balearic Islands.

294
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,541
It's also in Menorca
and certain forests of Santo Tomás.

295
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,000
Here.

296
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,750
Give this to Dad.

297
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,208
It contains aconitine,

298
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,416
a substance that causes
sensory nerve paralysis.

299
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,625
Oh, good.

300
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,083
Ingesting the plant's flowers
causes the throat to contract,

301
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,791
leading to death by asphyxiation.

302
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,583
So essentially,
it'll look like a heart attack.

303
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,833
Heart attack.

304
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,125
It leaves no trace.

305
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:12,166
I woke up early this morning
and went through every botanical book.

306
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:17,625
Look at that. You've inherited your mom's
pollen allergy and her killer instincts.

307
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,875
Mommy's little girl.
Your sister's amazing, huh?

308
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,083
So to sum it up,

309
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:27,166
the wedding's taking place at the villa,
the one rented by Mom.

310
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,041
Before the guests arrive,

311
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,250
we'll have four days alone with Nunzio.

312
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,000
Four days before the wedding.

313
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,583
So that's four days to…

314
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,583
to…

315
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,458
do it.

316
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,750
By the way, we've never been to Menorca.

317
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,583
True.

318
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:50,250
I hear it's great for walks.

319
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:22,166
Don't you have a suitcase?

320
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:23,875
Everything's in here.

321
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:27,875
Three boxers, three shirts,
and Bergson's Introduction to Metaphysics.

322
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Did you bring an electric blanket
and inflatables for swimming?

323
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,500
Of course.

324
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:39,750
I'm glad we'll be spending time together
because you make me feel younger.

325
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,291
I have that effect on people.

326
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,041
Going on vacation
with a man romancing a 90-year-old

327
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,875
makes Anna seem like an adolescent.

328
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,333
Yeah, laugh it up.

329
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:51,166
What if we don't find
any Aconitum in Menorca?

330
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,125
Huh?

331
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,250
What if we don't find
any Aconitum in Menorca?

332
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,875
We'll find it.

333
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,833
Anyway, I brought some arsenic
just in case.

334
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,208
What the fuck?

335
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,375
Don't start, please.

336
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,416
What if they check your suitcase?

337
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,208
They won't.

338
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,291
-But what if they do?
-Why would they?

339
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:17,541
-This is an airport! They're gonna check!
-Calm the fuck down!

340
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,208
I put it in yours anyway.

341
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,000
Really?

342
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,750
Yes. Mine was full.

343
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,500
I'm kidding.

344
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,125
Calm down.

345
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,291
You think I'm crazy enough
to carry arsenic with me?

346
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,916
In a vial in the shape of a skull.

347
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,500
Dumbass.

348
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,416
We have a problem.

349
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,875
What?

350
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,375
Emilio is freaking out.

351
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,208
He says he doesn't wanna go
to the Ceccano Fair anymore.

352
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,250
What?

353
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,041
He doesn't wanna use
the word "murder" anymore,

354
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:40,375
so he's gonna use code words
like "Ceccano Fair."

355
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,250
What is the Ceccano Fair?

356
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,291
I don't know. That's not the point.

357
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,708
The point is, if we don't do something,
he might fuck everything up.

358
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,500
Great. What now?

359
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,583
I'll talk to him. Let me through.

360
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:02,791
What's up?

361
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:03,833
Nothing.

362
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:09,125
Nothing? Your sister says
you're concerned about the "Ceccano Fair."

363
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,166
Dad, I don't want to go to Ceccano.

364
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,958
I don't want to go.

365
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:17,625
It's one of those things where, if you go,
it'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

366
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:19,708
Come on.

367
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:22,916
The food's a little fatty, that's all.
Don't be so dramatic.

368
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:25,416
I told you I'd pay for it.

369
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,458
It's not about who's paying.

370
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,458
It's a moral issue. How--

371
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,625
Yes, I know.

372
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,875
There are no receipts.
Everything's done under the table.

373
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:41,666
But life sometimes throws things your way
that can catch you off guard.

374
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:46,250
The lesser evil for the whole family
is to go to Ceccano.

375
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,375
Anyway, you can always decide
not to come with us to the fair.

376
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,541
No one's forcing you, darling.

377
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,333
I don't understand
how you're all so flippant about it.

378
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,958
How do you not have misgivings?

379
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:01,666
There, there. Come on. Daddy's here.

380
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:03,375
Chin up.

381
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:08,000
He's a disturbed child. Sick. Very sick.

382
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,375
The fuck did he say?

383
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:26,083
You're making Mom drive? Can't you drive?

384
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,375
I don't have a license.

385
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,458
I have one from Chiapas,

386
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,958
but it's not valid
anywhere other than Nicaragua.

387
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:37,458
But you drove me home.

388
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,958
I said I don't have a driver's license.
I have a car.

389
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,416
I have an idea.

390
00:23:56,333 --> 00:24:01,708
What if we make it look
like Nunzio committed suicide?

391
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:05,000
Instead of using the word "suicide,"

392
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,833
can we go with another word?

393
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:11,125
What about "tanning,"
since we'll be at the beach?

394
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,541
Enough with this bullshit.

395
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,375
Because with suicide,
no one's gonna be looking for a suspect.

396
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:22,125
Right? But we'll have to convince Mom
that Nunzio's a bit depressed and that--

397
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,333
I mean, they're actors.
Aren't they all mentally unstable?

398
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,375
Oh yeah.

399
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,750
I knew this was going to happen.

400
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:31,833
What do you mean?

401
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,250
Didn't we agree to use Aconitum?

402
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:38,083
Yes, honey, of course.
But one always needs a plan B.

403
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,208
Sure. Especially if plan A is mine. Right?

404
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,458
That's right.

405
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,416
Why don't you ever have
even a shred of trust in me?

406
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,541
Enough. Stop acting childish.

407
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:51,750
Sweetheart, no one's second-guessing
your assassination skills.

408
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:53,416
Come on.

409
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:30,416
Wonderful! What a beautiful place!

410
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,541
Where have you brought us, love?

411
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:36,750
For my loved ones, I spare no expense.

412
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,541
It's very isolated.

413
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,000
Indeed.

414
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,500
-Patricia?
-Yes.

415
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,541
She's the cook.
She'll also take care of the house.

416
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:59,333
And Luis is the gardener, right?

417
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:01,166
-And security guard.
-Great.

418
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:04,041
-Great, so we'll show you around.
-Let's do it.

419
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,541
Emilio, get out.

420
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:08,125
-You like it, darling?
-It's beautiful.

421
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,625
See how gorgeous it is?

422
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,000
Over there's the swimming pool.

423
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:20,916
Further down,
you can access the private beach.

424
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,875
I see. Why are there
so many security cameras?

425
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,708
My husband's a little paranoid.

426
00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,875
He asked the owners to put them in.

427
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,666
Before I got this job,
I used to be in the Civil Guard.

428
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,875
It seems like a safe place to me.

429
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:34,958
Safe?

430
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,041
It's very safe.

431
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,500
Plus, the islanders know that I'm here.

432
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,000
They know that if there's trouble,

433
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,458
I'll shoot first and ask for names later.

434
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,583
And if he doesn't like a name,
he shoots again.

435
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:48,958
Exactly.

436
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,083
You don't say!

437
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,458
Now there's a security guard.

438
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:01,791
What are we going to do? I don't know.

439
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:07,041
What do we do now?
Do we have to take out Luis too now?

440
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,166
And let Patricia live?

441
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,666
No, of course not.

442
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:12,250
We have to kill Patricia too.

443
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:14,750
Hear that?

444
00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:16,875
-Huh?
-That.

445
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:20,875
I don't know.
It's coming from your mother's room.

446
00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:28,500
Are they moving furniture?

447
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,833
They seem unsure where to put it.

448
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:31,833
What?

449
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,250
They're moving it back and forth,
back and forth.

450
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,916
Well, do something.

451
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Do what?

452
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:43,000
I don't know,
but you have to make them stop.

453
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,791
I have to listen to my ex and my mother
"move furniture next door" now?

454
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:47,833
Are they nuts?

455
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,583
Ex? What ex? That was 40 years ago.

456
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,125
He's not an ex.

457
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:56,333
He's a hospice, a retirement home.
Impressive though.

458
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:57,791
Go, please!

459
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,500
I'm only doing it for you.

460
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:19,375
What do you want?

461
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,125
It's…

462
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,791
Anna can't sleep.

463
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,041
Why not?

464
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,916
All the noise.

465
00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:35,041
It's the hoopoes in the garden.

466
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,958
Yeah, the hoopoes too.

467
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:45,583
You know, I also find it hard to sleep
when I'm in a new bed for the first time.

468
00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:46,833
Yeah, I noticed.

469
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:52,041
But I think your daughter is bothered
more by the fact she can hear you two

470
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,583
-"moving furniture around."
-Huh?

471
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,708
We can hear you
moving furniture around from next door.

472
00:28:58,791 --> 00:28:59,791
The bed!

473
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,708
-You know what you should do?
-Tell me.

474
00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:05,083
Fuck, so she gets tired and relaxes.

475
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:06,333
Giuliana, at our age,

476
00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:09,541
we should be respectful
and understand when we've gone too far…

477
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,041
I have a slut-in-law.

478
00:29:13,416 --> 00:29:15,250
4 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

479
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,833
3 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

480
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:21,750
Good morning.

481
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,166
Good morning, Patricia.

482
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:26,916
-Thank you, Patricia.
-Thanks. Yes.

483
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:29,875
You know,

484
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:33,875
last night I had something
like an epiphany.

485
00:29:34,916 --> 00:29:36,875
I realized that I'm happy.

486
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,125
-We noticed.
-It's a beautiful thing.

487
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,625
Finally happy.

488
00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:44,041
I just hope
Nunzio doesn't get bored with me.

489
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:47,083
Sometimes he seems distant,

490
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,583
lost in thought.

491
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,708
That's because, Mom,

492
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,750
the thing is,

493
00:29:55,708 --> 00:30:01,500
Nunzio was being treated for depression
as early as high school.

494
00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:03,625
Yeah, it's true.

495
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:07,000
I thought he'd gotten over it,

496
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,958
but he's told us that…

497
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:16,416
he feels an existential emptiness

498
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:21,291
and is overwhelmed by sadness and apathy.

499
00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:26,291
Now that you mention it,
Emilio said he's noticed it too.

500
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:28,250
Depressed people can sense it.

501
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:31,166
Yes, but Emilio's depression is rational.

502
00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:34,708
He's as lonely as a dog.
He has a shitty life.

503
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,125
It's normal the poor dear feels down.

504
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,416
On the other hand, Nunzio's depression,

505
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,916
you don't know where it comes from.

506
00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:45,458
It's a mal de vivre, l'ennui.

507
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:49,333
They don't wanna get up in the morning
because they can't face a new day.

508
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:51,833
They don't bathe
because they're terrified of water.

509
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:54,166
It's the most dangerous
kind of depression.

510
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:14,833
Guys, this island is amazing!
Who wants to go for a ride with me?

511
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,500
That's depression.

512
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,875
Highs and lows. Highs, then lows.

513
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,083
I crave a glider's soaring wings

514
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:45,916
To reach far and distant things

515
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:49,625
And a hut by the river's flow

516
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,791
To better clean my feathered plumage so

517
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:59,333
Once, in Albania,
I went horseback riding with Fiordaliso.

518
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,833
I don't know who she is.

519
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,375
-You don't know Fiordaliso?
-No.

520
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:08,458
Then kill yourself. Shoot yourself.

521
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,958
Don't be like that.

522
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:29,208
Is someone running your parlor
while you're away?

523
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,125
It's closed.

524
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,291
Saves electricity.

525
00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:35,916
It's a money pit anyway.

526
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:37,625
What is?

527
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:41,750
The tea parlor. It's a money pit.
It's doing really badly.

528
00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:44,291
Sorry. I didn't know.

529
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:47,166
That's because I haven't told anyone.

530
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:50,416
My suppliers, and now you,
are the only ones who know.

531
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,666
Is that why you never call me?

532
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,333
I thought I'd done something wrong.

533
00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:00,708
I thought you couldn't stand
your big brother anymore.

534
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,333
Of course not.

535
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:05,750
I'll always need someone around
who's worse off than I am.

536
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:09,166
Get over here, you animals.
Come see this beauty.

537
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,583
I'm gonna get a bottle of water.

538
00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:54,625
Ale?

539
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:57,750
Ale!

540
00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:00,875
What?

541
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,458
You can get a tan.

542
00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:08,083
Yeah, I hope so.

543
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:18,041
Listen, I don't think there's gonna be
a better time to get a tan.

544
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,916
I don't think I can get a tan!

545
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,541
Why don't you come here and tan?

546
00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:51,708
Fuck that! I'm never getting a tan!

547
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:54,500
I didn't even want to come
to this damn island!

548
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:55,958
I'm not getting a tan!

549
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,166
I'm never getting a tan!

550
00:34:58,250 --> 00:34:59,333
Neither am I!

551
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,916
Who gives a shit?
Don't get a tan! No one's forcing you.

552
00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,125
Paranoid nutcases.

553
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:16,583
Anyway, I have some SPF 50 sunblock.

554
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,625
Let's go for a swim.

555
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,291
Nunzio was taking pictures
by the cliff edge,

556
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,750
and Emilio said, "Get a tan,"

557
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,666
so I got closer,
and he was right there taking pictures.

558
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,458
And I said to myself, "I'm gonna do it,"
and I was about to.

559
00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:37,250
Emilio did fuck-all, as usual.
But that's okay. It's fine.

560
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,958
So I said to myself,
"Now I'm going to push him off."

561
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:45,333
I couldn't do it.

562
00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:52,416
You've always been like this.

563
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,166
-What?
-You took dance but didn't wanna perform.

564
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:58,291
You took swimming
but didn't want to compete.

565
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:03,000
"No, Mom. I can't do it, Mom."
Remember the scenes you'd make?

566
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,375
Remember? "I get anxious. I freeze."

567
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,125
It's not quite the same thing.

568
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,416
No, it is the same.

569
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,291
You have to get over this.

570
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,916
It's for your own good, murder aside.

571
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,666
I'm going to the restroom.

572
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:22,541
Leave her alone.
She's embarrassed enough as it is.

573
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:23,791
What did I say?

574
00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:27,333
So she didn't push him off a cliff.
Whatever, it happens.

575
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,000
She's already beat up about it.
No point making it worse.

576
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,666
So I can't say anything? She's not a baby.

577
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,000
That's not the point.

578
00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:37,458
She's the one who sets
such high expectations for herself.

579
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:42,541
Hypotension, nerve paralysis, Aconitum.
Get out of here.

580
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:48,125
She acts like the expert, the specialist,
but when push comes to shove, she freezes.

581
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,041
Talking about me?

582
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,666
-No, sweetheart, no.
-No, honey, no.

583
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:01,458
Anyway, in my opinion,
given how things are going,

584
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,958
I don't think we can do it.

585
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,208
Enough!

586
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,666
You have to have faith in us as a family.

587
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,208
And most of all,
you have to have faith in yourself.

588
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,833
-You're always so negative, Emilio.
-Always negative.

589
00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:14,166
I wonder why.

590
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,708
What do you mean?

591
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,208
You've always treated us
like two idiot children.

592
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:23,041
But when it suits you,
you expect us to act like adults.

593
00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:26,583
-What great parenting.
-Enough! You're always complaining.

594
00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:30,291
Who cares how we raised you
or what we think of you as people?

595
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,750
You're 30 years old. Grow up!

596
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:34,666
Yeah.

597
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:38,416
This makes me incredibly sad, you know?

598
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:43,458
To find that we can't even come together
to commit a murder.

599
00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:45,791
-Mom's right.
-Yeah.

600
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:49,000
Let's try to stick together
and focus on our task.

601
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,833
It's not that hard.

602
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:53,000
We're not splitting atoms here.

603
00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:56,458
We just have to get rid
of one completely useless, idiotic man.

604
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:58,291
Yeah. Come on.

605
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:01,125
Go for a walk with your brother.

606
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:05,333
You can go look for that killer plant.

607
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,416
Yeah.

608
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,958
What's it called again?
Anagoneda? Anconeda?

609
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:10,416
-Aconitum.
-Aconitum.

610
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,833
Get moving. Go.

611
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,041
Have some courage.

612
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:17,708
-Let's go.
-Courage.

613
00:38:23,583 --> 00:38:25,208
Who do they take after? Not us.

614
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,083
-After your father, the coward.
-Don't.

615
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:30,125
-Your mother always bossed him around.
-Mind your own business.

616
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:49,666
Anyway, potentially lethal plants
can be found anywhere.

617
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,416
You say that like it's a good thing.

618
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,666
No. Nothing. We have to look over there.

619
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,458
You go. I'll wait here.

620
00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:04,875
Why?

621
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,166
I'll be the lookout.

622
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:11,750
I'll warn you if someone approaches.
I'll make the sound of an animal. A horse!

623
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,833
Brilliant. If they hear you neighing,
we'll definitely go unnoticed.

624
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,208
Idiot.

625
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:46,583
-There's a naked man in our bathroom.
-Huh?

626
00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:48,791
There's a naked man in our bathroom.

627
00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:51,166
What do you mean,
"a naked man in our bathroom"?

628
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,083
Morning.

629
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:03,541
Who are you?

630
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:05,166
No, who are you?

631
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,125
Any children here?

632
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:08,958
Great.

633
00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:11,291
I mean, there are still adults here--

634
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:15,041
Forgive me. I used your bathroom.
My room doesn't have one.

635
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:18,583
I'm Bojan, Nunzio's best man.

636
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,041
I just got here from Chile.

637
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,416
Get up. Let's go.

638
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,416
You find it?

639
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,875
Goodness. I feel really strange.

640
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,291
That nap wiped me out.

641
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:53,791
What's wrong?

642
00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:56,708
Stay calm. I need to tell you something.

643
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,958
You're already freaking me out.

644
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,083
I think I found it.

645
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,541
Fuck.

646
00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:14,666
-What if I touched it?
-Yeah, I think you touched it.

647
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,166
How do you know? You were away.

648
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,000
You've got a bit of a rash there.

649
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:29,500
I'm dying.

650
00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:32,750
You're not dying. You haven't eaten it.
But let's go to the hospital.

651
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,166
-What if I ate it?
-Did you?

652
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,875
-I don't know.
-What? Do you graze while you sleep?

653
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:40,041
People sleepwalk sometimes.
Maybe I sleep-eat. Help!

654
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,000
-Emilio!
-Help!

655
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,041
No, hold on! Emilio!

656
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,083
I'm dying!

657
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:45,000
Emilio!

658
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,208
I'm dying!

659
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:53,875
More fruit, Carlo. More. Don't worry.

660
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:56,000
Sure. What am I supposed to do?

661
00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:04,750
Where the hell were you?

662
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,041
Don't ask.

663
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,458
You find the plant?

664
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:12,875
We did, but boy genius here slept on it,
so we had to rush to the hospital.

665
00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,500
They put cortisone on it,
but it's still swollen.

666
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:19,500
We can't use Aconitum anymore
because if they investigate,

667
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:21,583
they'll connect the dots and catch us.

668
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:25,916
Why is it that whenever I try
to do something, you sabotage me?

669
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,166
-Of course, I poisoned myself on purpose.
-Yes--

670
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:29,083
Quiet.

671
00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:34,708
What's going on?

672
00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:39,000
Nunzio went to the village to pick up
some of Luis and Patricia's friends

673
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,666
to celebrate the arrival of his best man.

674
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,208
What best man?

675
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,250
His name's Bojan.

676
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:02,708
Serbian wedding planner,
Uruguayan by adoption.

677
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,250
Is he blind?

678
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,166
Temporarily.

679
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:11,125
He injured his eyes organizing
a First Communion in Valparaíso.

680
00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:21,375
Anna.

681
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,500
-We're alone at last.
-Yeah.

682
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:25,375
Where's Mom?

683
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:32,583
Resting. She was a little tired.

684
00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:35,291
How unusual for an 87-year-old woman.

685
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:40,458
I know what you want to do.

686
00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,166
What?

687
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,125
Will you have the nerve?

688
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,500
Sorry, what are you talking about?

689
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,666
To leave him.

690
00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:01,291
The Anna I once knew
wouldn't settle for that.

691
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,458
Excuse me. May I?

692
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,750
Odd coming from a man

693
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:08,083
who just fell for an 87-year-old woman
with six million in the bank.

694
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:10,541
You're right.

695
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:13,208
I've always liked rich women.

696
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:15,541
But not for their money.

697
00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:18,500
Rich women are happier than poor ones.

698
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,041
I like happiness.

699
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,125
This is me and you.

700
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,416
We're making love during a school sit-in.

701
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,625
No, you've never been that flexible.

702
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,333
Understand?

703
00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,000
What's going on?

704
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,791
Nothing's going on. That's the problem.

705
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:27,083
Without blaming anyone,
the Aconitum plan was a failure.

706
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:31,500
The day after tomorrow, Luis and Patricia
are going to a festival in Ciutadella.

707
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:35,375
That'll be the perfect time
to go to Ceccano.

708
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,916
We'll put sleeping pills
in Nunzio's drink,

709
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,458
and when Grandma goes to bed--

710
00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:42,708
What if she doesn't?

711
00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:46,750
-Grandma always goes to bed after eating.
-Maybe she won't this time.

712
00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,750
Don't be a pain.
Grandma's gonna go to bed.

713
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:51,125
If she doesn't,
I'll knock her out and take her.

714
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,583
Calm down. So Grandma goes to bed.

715
00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:57,083
While he's asleep,
we'll carry Nunzio to the garage.

716
00:45:57,166 --> 00:46:00,583
There are no security cameras
on the way to the garage.

717
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:04,541
We'll put him in the car,
connect a hose to the exhaust pipe,

718
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,541
start the engine

719
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:09,708
until the moment when…

720
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:13,250
What about Bojan?

721
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:16,625
And Bojan--

722
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:20,333
We'll come up with something
and have him go to the festival too.

723
00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:23,500
-Or let's kill him too, okay? Happy?
-That's too much.

724
00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,708
One problem at a time, please.

725
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:27,958
Emilio, try to be positive.

726
00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:30,583
Be positive, son, for once.

727
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:32,791
Good thing he's blind.

728
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:38,250
If anyone's gonna witness something,
better it be a blind person, no?

729
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:42,958
For the next 48 hours,

730
00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:50,083
we have to continue spreading the idea
that Nunzio wants to kill himself.

731
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,416
How?

732
00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:54,500
Through a stroke of genius.

733
00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:58,166
We'll fake a suicide attempt in the pool.

734
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,833
In the pool?

735
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,416
Who kills themselves in a swimming pool?

736
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,916
Someone who wants to die.
Who cares where it's done?

737
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,291
It's impossible in the pool.

738
00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:08,375
He's not supposed to succeed!

739
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,750
It just has to look like he tried.

740
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:14,166
And I have a grand plan
involving the security cameras--

741
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:17,416
Why am I bothering to explain it
to people with no imagination?

742
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,750
Sounds idiotic to me.

743
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:20,833
Let's vote on it, then.

744
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:23,291
Who's against the pool idea?

745
00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:27,083
Great. Mom and I are in favor.

746
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,000
Your vote isn't worth shit.
Yours is worth even less.

747
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,041
The motion carries.

748
00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:33,875
-That's not how voting works.
-That's exactly how it works!

749
00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:38,250
Since you all agreed
I'd take the blame if things go sideways,

750
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,000
I call all the shots!

751
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,208
Anyway, it's happening tomorrow

752
00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:47,666
when Grandma and I are downtown
picking flowers for the wedding, okay?

753
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,666
Excuse me, but what will happen exactly?

754
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:52,458
-I'll tell you tomorrow morning.
-Oh my goodness.

755
00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,333
I'm so happy
to have gotten to know you, Bojan.

756
00:47:58,416 --> 00:48:00,791
Too bad you live so far away.

757
00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:01,750
Indeed.

758
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,166
If you'd lived a bit closer…

759
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:08,541
3 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

760
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:10,291
2 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

761
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:16,000
There you go. Easy. Watch the step.

762
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:18,625
Careful.

763
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:36,916
Honestly, this plan sounds like a joke.

764
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:40,458
He's coming.

765
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:43,708
Dad, this thing really doesn't make sense.

766
00:48:43,791 --> 00:48:48,000
Just don't hold back. Look distraught.
Make it seem like you're devastated.

767
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:49,666
I don't know if I can do it.

768
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:51,875
Nunzio, what's up?

769
00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:53,833
I'm going for a swim.

770
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,916
You know Dad can do
the "empty-lung" for a full minute?

771
00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:02,291
What's the "empty-lung"?

772
00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:03,666
No, it's nothing.

773
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:06,166
No, tell him. Don't be so modest.

774
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:09,958
I was able to hold my breath underwater
in the pool for a minute and a half.

775
00:49:10,041 --> 00:49:11,083
Longer, even.

776
00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:13,000
I have a scuba diving license.

777
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,666
I got it in Bali in the '80s

778
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:17,166
while in hiding
from a fake passport charge.

779
00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:19,875
The usual Italian legal nonsense.

780
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,000
Oh, of course.

781
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:25,125
I bet you can't hold your breath
for a minute and a half.

782
00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:29,458
Here's what we'll do.

783
00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:34,958
While I'm under, you take the car,
go for a drive around the island,

784
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,541
and when you come back,
I won't have moved.

785
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:52,958
Wait a minute.

786
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:02,416
Go.

787
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,541
Go!

788
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:17,666
Oh God!

789
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,666
Oh God, Dad! What's he doing?

790
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:25,041
What have you done?

791
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:28,625
-What did I do?
-You're crazy! I knew you'd try this!

792
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,958
-Dad!
-You're crazy to risk your life!

793
00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,583
Never risk your life!

794
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:39,000
I'm the crazy one? You're all crazy!

795
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:41,750
You weren't coming up.
We thought you'd passed out.

796
00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:44,708
Me? You're all crazy.

797
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,500
You're a weird family.

798
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:49,291
Not a fun kind of weird, but a sick weird!

799
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,958
You're all sick!

800
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,833
Honey, you're such a shitty actress.

801
00:50:58,916 --> 00:51:03,000
It's too over the top, too high-pitched,
too much screaming. Just terrible.

802
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,375
But that's what you told me to do.

803
00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:07,291
It was a little much.

804
00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:10,416
Oh, you think you did any better? Huh?

805
00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:20,208
Luis, you there?

806
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,541
Hi, Carlo. How are you?

807
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,291
-Great.
-What do you need?

808
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:28,416
It's a bit of a sensitive issue.

809
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:35,666
You should know Nunzio's going through
a rough bout of depression.

810
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:37,125
Nunzio?

811
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,333
But he seems so happy.

812
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,791
He tried to kill himself last year.

813
00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:47,416
And just a few minutes ago in the pool,

814
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,875
he tried to drown himself.

815
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,458
In the pool?

816
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:59,375
But how can you drown yourself
in the pool? It's impossible.

817
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,666
It's not impossible!

818
00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:05,291
Nunzio may be unpredictable, a madman,

819
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,583
but he has incredible mental strength.

820
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:11,250
You don't need
to mention it to him, of course.

821
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:14,000
I'm only telling you to keep you informed.

822
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:16,375
I also wanted to ask you
to keep an eye on him,

823
00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:18,416
especially when we're not here.

824
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,583
Of course.

825
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:22,541
Thanks so much, Luis. I'm very sorry.

826
00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:32,125
By the way,
there should be security camera footage

827
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:35,000
that captured his suicide attempt.

828
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,250
Could we watch it?

829
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:39,625
I'd like you to give me your opinion.

830
00:52:40,416 --> 00:52:41,916
When the owners are away,

831
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,416
the cameras are on,
but they're not recording.

832
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:52,291
Then what the fuck are they there for?

833
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:55,458
They're a deterrent to keep thieves away.

834
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:57,875
I'm very sorry about Nunzio.

835
00:52:58,458 --> 00:53:01,333
If you want, I can call a doctor I know.
A psychiatrist--

836
00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:06,000
No. He hates psychiatrists.
He only trusts shamans.

837
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:08,041
Anyway, whatever. Bye. Fuck off.

838
00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:08,083
Anna?

839
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:56,708
Where were you?

840
00:54:56,791 --> 00:55:02,500
I couldn't sleep, so I went for a walk.

841
00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:07,041
Anyway, Carlo, the swimming pool idea
was incredibly stupid.

842
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:11,041
Alessandra's right.

843
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:16,416
You only keep us close
so you can put us down.

844
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,375
I saw you in the pool with Nunzio.

845
00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,166
Me?

846
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:27,416
What are you talking about?
I was walking alone.

847
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,250
Then who was fucking on the sofa?

848
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:30,375
Carlo!

849
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:35,083
It must've been Giuliana.
Those two are like rabbits.

850
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:41,041
You really think I'd sneak off
with my mother's murderer?

851
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:44,958
I don't know.
Maybe you have an Electra complex.

852
00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:46,541
You're in a Jungian phase.

853
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,208
Cut the shit.

854
00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:55,083
Anyway,

855
00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:59,583
Nunzio, who still rolls around on sofas,

856
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:03,541
throws parties,
and practices happiness yoga,

857
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:07,083
who's gonna believe
he'd want to kill himself?

858
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,750
Not even if he said it himself.

859
00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:16,125
Well, if he said it himself,
I think they would.

860
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,416
2 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

861
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,291
1 DAY UNTIL THE WEDDING

862
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,666
Let's take a picture.

863
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:30,041
-What are you doing?
-A family photo, all together.

864
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,583
-Come on.
-Really?

865
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:33,208
Take off your glasses, darling.

866
00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,750
Now everyone say "cheese."

867
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:40,625
Actually, no. Say "Grease,"
with your finger like John Travolta.

868
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:42,958
Come on. You too, Carlo.

869
00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,416
Absolutely.

870
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,750
Great. We're gonna go see the labyrinth.

871
00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:00,708
-Can I ask a personal question?
-Go for it.

872
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:04,958
What's it like having such a hot daughter?
Is it difficult?

873
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,250
Why are you asking me?

874
00:57:08,041 --> 00:57:09,583
Such a square.

875
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:11,333
Never mind.

876
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,500
I forgot you're an engineer.

877
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,125
With the soul of a conformist robot.

878
00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,666
Sorry. My fault.

879
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,750
Go fuck yourself.

880
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,041
There it is.

881
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,166
What's happening?

882
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,375
They're preparing
for the festival tonight.

883
00:57:52,875 --> 00:57:55,000
Anna? I'm going up.

884
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:56,583
Yes. We'll be right there.

885
00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:01,000
Giuliana's in good hands.

886
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,500
Nunzio's two ex-wives,
they had no one, the poor things.

887
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:11,625
At least no one protecting them
the way you are your mother.

888
00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:13,750
What are you talking about?

889
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,625
About love, Anna.

890
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,541
What do you think of Nunzio?
He seem happy to you?

891
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:22,916
Why?

892
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,208
I don't know. I'm a little worried.

893
00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:30,291
He seems depressed.

894
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:34,791
I wouldn't want him
to do anything foolish.

895
00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:38,166
Like what?

896
00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:41,041
I wouldn't want him to be found

897
00:58:41,958 --> 00:58:47,375
in a garage sucking on an exhaust pipe.

898
00:58:55,125 --> 00:58:57,666
Let's join Giuliana.

899
00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:20,416
Little by little, slowly,

900
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,416
as the early morning
emerges from the night,

901
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,625
and at the peak of my anxieties,

902
00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:27,458
your presence is blurred,

903
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,208
much like your distance.

904
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:32,500
Very good.

905
00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:35,208
I didn't understand shit, but very poetic.

906
00:59:36,791 --> 00:59:37,875
Listen, Nunzio,

907
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,750
I really need someone to talk to,

908
00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:44,583
but my kids are no good, much less Anna.

909
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,000
And you want to with me?

910
00:59:48,041 --> 00:59:50,500
Well, there's no one else.

911
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,291
It's pretty personal.

912
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:56,750
I think you might be
just the right person to help me.

913
00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:59,041
The curse of being loved by all.

914
00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:00,458
Yeah, I bet.

915
01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:01,791
They just latch on to you.

916
01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:05,291
There's a bar just outside.
Wanna get a drink there?

917
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,625
-You're paying?
-Yes, it's on me. Let's go.

918
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,041
How's it going, honey?

919
01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:16,458
Great. I'm almost done.

920
01:00:19,541 --> 01:00:21,375
You're really lucky, Anna.

921
01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:28,625
It's rare for a daughter
to be able to attend her mother's wedding.

922
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,583
It's lovely.

923
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:32,166
Bojan, what do you want?

924
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:36,708
What everyone wants.

925
01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:39,333
Love.

926
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,500
Money.

927
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,166
How much?

928
01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:49,416
One million.

929
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,250
One million?

930
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Are you crazy?

931
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,208
For an 87-year-old woman?

932
01:00:59,833 --> 01:01:01,416
Nunzio's my friend.

933
01:01:02,041 --> 01:01:04,833
Look, she's energetic, witty.

934
01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,375
But she's also a pain in the ass.

935
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,833
As much as I care for her,

936
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:14,625
she's not worth more than 300,000 euros.

937
01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:20,875
Come on.

938
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,916
400,000.

939
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,583
350.

940
01:01:26,708 --> 01:01:31,000
Okay, 400,000, and I tell the police

941
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:35,750
Nunzio already tried to kill himself
in Montevideo two years ago.

942
01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:36,750
Okay?

943
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,916
I don't love Anna anymore.

944
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:48,875
I'd like to write her a letter
explaining why.

945
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,541
Actually, I already wrote it,
but it's horrible.

946
01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:56,750
You know how to write, to talk.
You word things well.

947
01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:59,541
Maybe you can help me rewrite the thing?

948
01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:02,375
-Got a pen and paper?
-Yes.

949
01:02:04,791 --> 01:02:06,500
-Here we are.
-Okay, ready?

950
01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:17,458
I can't write it. You do it.

951
01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:18,625
I'll copy it later.

952
01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:20,375
Fine, but no crying, okay?

953
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:23,541
I get that you're sad,
but try to grow a pair.

954
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,875
I'd like it to come across
as a final farewell.

955
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:33,708
Life's lost all meaning,
and I wish to leave it.

956
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,708
"Anna, my old love."

957
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:42,291
That's a perfect start,
but don't write "Anna."

958
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,458
I'd just write "My old love."

959
01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:49,750
-Why?
-Because names are distracting.

960
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,833
-The letter's for Anna.
-Of course, but she already knows that.

961
01:02:56,666 --> 01:03:00,416
-"Anna, my old love."
-Just write "My old love," okay?

962
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,583
Do we have to get stuck on this bullshit?

963
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:03,833
-All right.
-Come on.

964
01:03:03,916 --> 01:03:06,666
-"My old love."
-"My old love."

965
01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:09,250
"I know I'm a--"

966
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:10,458
"Dumbass."

967
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,333
I appreciate your honesty.

968
01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:16,125
-"An arrogant dumbass."
-"An arrogant dumbass."

969
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,458
"A fake."

970
01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:18,958
-"Fake."
-"Vain."

971
01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:22,375
Vain? You're going all out, huh?

972
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:23,500
Yeah.

973
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:24,666
Okay. "Vain."

974
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:27,625
-"Behind whose mask…"
-"Mask."

975
01:03:27,708 --> 01:03:29,791
-"…lies nothing."
-"Nothing."

976
01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:30,916
"Only shit."

977
01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,291
-Shit?
-Yeah.

978
01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:36,041
-You don't have to humiliate yourself.
-No, it's important.

979
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,250
I wanna be clear, direct,
to the point of masochism.

980
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:45,500
"Ultimately, this is why I've decided
to leave this world of yours and mine."

981
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:48,000
It's a masterpiece.

982
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,833
We'll put it in the car next to his body.

983
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,500
His farewell letter.

984
01:03:56,166 --> 01:04:00,833
I have something important to tell you
that you need to know.

985
01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:03,125
Oh God. Good or bad?

986
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,416
It's good.

987
01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:09,666
"I realize how valuable my husband is"
type good?

988
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:13,541
No, it's more like,
"Bojan knows we want to kill Nunzio."

989
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:20,625
What? Are you kidding?

990
01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:21,750
No.

991
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,416
How the fuck is that good?

992
01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:26,083
Because it's not a problem.

993
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,875
We made a deal.

994
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:31,416
In fact, he will corroborate
Nunzio's suicidal tendencies.

995
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,791
Don't you think
this is getting out of hand?

996
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:35,375
Honey, don't worry.

997
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:39,833
It's normal for things to get
a little messy when one plans a murder.

998
01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:41,208
Honey, trust me.

999
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:49,125
Your name is made up
of two magical syllables.

1000
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:51,208
"Nun."

1001
01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:54,666
"Zio."

1002
01:04:57,875 --> 01:04:59,083
Everybody loves you.

1003
01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:08,500
You embody 54 female characteristics
and 54 male characteristics.

1004
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:11,166
You're not alone.

1005
01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,166
You are God's big brother.

1006
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:16,458
Everybody loves you.

1007
01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:28,958
Hi, Luis.

1008
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:29,875
Hello.

1009
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:31,958
What time's the festival?

1010
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,000
Soon.

1011
01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,625
I saw them practicing with horses.

1012
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:37,833
-Did you enjoy it?
-Very much.

1013
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:39,958
Patricia's not feeling well, I'm afraid.

1014
01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:41,791
She has a huge migraine.

1015
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,500
I don't think we're going.

1016
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:52,625
Luis?

1017
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,750
-Luis.
-Yes?

1018
01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,208
We can take care of Patricia.

1019
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:01,791
No, don't worry. Thanks.

1020
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:07,625
My daughter runs a parlor
that sells herbal teas for migraines.

1021
01:06:07,708 --> 01:06:09,500
She's practically a doctor.

1022
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:12,833
And I volunteered at a dog shelter
for five years.

1023
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:17,625
Dogs get migraines, too,
and we've treated lots of them.

1024
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:23,291
Okay? We'll take care of Patricia.
Plus, the festival's only once a year.

1025
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:24,583
Three times a year.

1026
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:27,458
But this is an island.
Nothing ever happens here.

1027
01:06:27,541 --> 01:06:29,333
Even one's a big deal, isn't it?

1028
01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:30,791
I don't know.

1029
01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:35,291
I also had a problem with my car today.

1030
01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,875
I don't think it'll make it
all the way to Ciutadella.

1031
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,750
It's not meant to be.

1032
01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:44,166
It is meant to be. You can use our car.

1033
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:49,250
Yeah?

1034
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:52,166
In that case, great. Okay, thanks.

1035
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,958
You're welcome. How nice.

1036
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:55,958
Great.

1037
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,750
Hey.

1038
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:23,666
Yeah?

1039
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:29,208
This is a mild sedative for your mother
to make her sleepy.

1040
01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:32,375
-Yes.
-This one will knock Nunzio out cold.

1041
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:35,833
Carlo, make sure you don't… you know.

1042
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,208
Anna.

1043
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:45,375
Who are these people?

1044
01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:47,333
The Buraco card game girls.

1045
01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:49,416
Honey?

1046
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,541
Yes?

1047
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:52,750
You like this dress?

1048
01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:57,125
I bought it while on tour in Cairo
many years ago.

1049
01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,916
I do. You look like Vanna Marchi.

1050
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,000
You're such an idiot.

1051
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,875
I like Vanna Marchi.

1052
01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:04,500
Even physically.

1053
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,916
-Surprise!
-Surprise!

1054
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,791
I don't believe it!

1055
01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:14,291
-My bridesmaids are here!
-Yes.

1056
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:18,500
-I thought you were coming tomorrow?
-We wanted to surprise you.

1057
01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:20,625
-How lovely!
-What's going on?

1058
01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:21,916
Her friends are here.

1059
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,791
My bridesmaids are here.

1060
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,875
Suffering, Misfortune, and Unhappiness.

1061
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:31,208
You can have dinner with us tonight.
We'll get shit-faced.

1062
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:33,125
-Absolutely.
-Look at this.

1063
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:36,125
-Very nice to see you.
-Good evening.

1064
01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:38,291
-What a surprise.
-Good evening.

1065
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,333
-Great idea.
-Yes.

1066
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:42,125
They're staying for dinner.

1067
01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,041
Yes.

1068
01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,250
I don't think so.

1069
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,125
-I mean, Bojan, excuse me?
-Yes?

1070
01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:54,250
You can't let an opportunity like this
just pass by.

1071
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:56,583
Our wedding planner.

1072
01:08:57,083 --> 01:08:58,458
The bachelorette party.

1073
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:03,375
The bachelorette party, Bojan.

1074
01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:06,666
Oh, right. The bachelorette party.

1075
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,916
No, we gotta have one.

1076
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,791
So what's the plan?

1077
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,041
We're going for an evening picnic.

1078
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:16,416
A midnight swim.

1079
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:19,250
You can swim if you want,
but if you're not up for it, no need.

1080
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:20,625
I have a better idea.

1081
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,625
Why not take them
to the Ciutadella festival?

1082
01:09:23,708 --> 01:09:26,375
As long as there's booze!

1083
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:28,166
That's where our hotel is.

1084
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,875
We'll get wasted,

1085
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:32,916
then crawl back to our rooms
on our hands and knees.

1086
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,250
Okay. Off to the festival. Let's go.

1087
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,291
Ah, the festival.

1088
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:39,875
Yes.

1089
01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,208
Be safe.

1090
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,166
Let's close this door.

1091
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:51,666
Get drunk for me too, bro. Okay?

1092
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,958
Yes, of course.

1093
01:09:58,666 --> 01:10:00,500
I'll make it a double.

1094
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:02,958
Okay, bro.

1095
01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:07,125
This way. Duck down. Get in.

1096
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:12,875
Bye, pretty ladies. Have fun. Bye.

1097
01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:15,666
Bye.

1098
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:28,083
We're not drinking?

1099
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:31,291
-I'll make some rum and Cokes.
-You know how?

1100
01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:33,583
You gotta squeeze the lime
over the ice first.

1101
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:35,041
I know.

1102
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,750
-I'll help you.
-No.

1103
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:37,958
He knows how to do it.

1104
01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:42,375
-Are you sure?
-Of course. He's a heavy drinker.

1105
01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:45,041
He's ruined so many holidays.

1106
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:46,041
Really?

1107
01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:09,291
Since we're family now,
we can stop keeping up appearances, right?

1108
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:11,958
We can snort freely.
We all partake, don't we?

1109
01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,208
No, I don't. Thanks.

1110
01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:16,666
Me neither.

1111
01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:20,875
Well, I do. Family means honesty.

1112
01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:24,458
Honesty and coke. You can't go wrong.
You can't be disappointed.

1113
01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:25,416
Sure.

1114
01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:26,750
Here I am.

1115
01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:29,500
But I think I left it in my room.

1116
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:31,416
Here we are.

1117
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:33,541
Oh, rum and Coke.

1118
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,250
Okay.

1119
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,125
This one's for Nunzio.

1120
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,291
Thank you.

1121
01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,583
-This is for you, darling.
-Thanks, love.

1122
01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,500
-Here.
-Dad, thank you.

1123
01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:48,416
Emilio.

1124
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,333
To family.

1125
01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:54,583
-To family.
-Family.

1126
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:07,041
This has the makings of a great play.

1127
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:09,916
The insecure daughter, the depressed son,

1128
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,416
the parents who've been together
since high school.

1129
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:15,583
The grandmother
who got together with a widower.

1130
01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:17,916
Or rather, multi-widowed and younger.

1131
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:21,791
It could make for a great comedy.

1132
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,208
A dark comedy, maybe.

1133
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:26,916
It'd depend on the ending.

1134
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:29,791
-Yes. You're right.
-Yeah.

1135
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:36,291
Do you have to marry Grandma?

1136
01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:41,208
Why shouldn't I?

1137
01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,250
Maybe it's not such a good idea.

1138
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,916
Maybe it's not a good idea
for either of you.

1139
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,125
Emilio, stop it.

1140
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:55,083
Sorry, I'm suddenly feeling really tired.

1141
01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:59,875
If someone would be so kind
as to get my cocaine from the bedroom

1142
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:00,833
because I…

1143
01:13:02,541 --> 01:13:03,750
forgot it.

1144
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:11,000
And those were the last words
he ever spoke.

1145
01:13:18,041 --> 01:13:21,291
Everyone says gas on islands
is very expensive.

1146
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,875
I don't think so.
We got some today. It wasn't much.

1147
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:26,500
How much was it? Like 1.60, 1.70 a liter?

1148
01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:30,291
We haven't had paella yet.
We're here, and we haven't eaten paella.

1149
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,666
It's insane.

1150
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:34,208
Luis says traditional Valencian paella
has meat in it.

1151
01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:37,291
There's also a seafood version
with mussels and such. We'll mix them.

1152
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:41,875
We'll eat delicious mixed paella,
a perfect meat and seafood combo.

1153
01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,041
Today, I swam 100 laps in the pool.

1154
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,791
A hundred laps in the pool.

1155
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:49,208
It's not an Olympic-size pool,
but 100 laps is still a lot.

1156
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:51,791
-So I'm a bit tired now. Good night.
-Emilio?

1157
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:57,833
Sorry. Before you put on your pajamas,
we have to kill Nunzio. Remember?

1158
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:06,375
-Can I say something?
-Please.

1159
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:11,625
Six million.

1160
01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:13,416
Is it worth more than Nunzio's life?

1161
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,208
Obviously, yes.

1162
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:19,000
But not Grandma's.

1163
01:14:20,166 --> 01:14:22,750
It's obvious you and Dad
didn't raise us well.

1164
01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:27,125
You raised us differently.

1165
01:14:28,708 --> 01:14:30,958
So Emilio and I

1166
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,375
will not be killing anyone.
We're backing out. We can't do it.

1167
01:14:46,666 --> 01:14:47,666
Seems fair to me.

1168
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,333
Okay.

1169
01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:53,458
Really?

1170
01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:54,916
Yes, honey.

1171
01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,208
Go to sleep.

1172
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,041
What about you?

1173
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:02,791
Well, we

1174
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:08,458
will slowly wake up Nunzio
and take him to his room.

1175
01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:09,791
That's what we'll do.

1176
01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:12,500
Yes.

1177
01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,500
I'm sorry for getting you involved.

1178
01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:17,625
Really sorry.

1179
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:20,958
But thanks for being there,
even though this whole thing

1180
01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,791
has been completely nuts.
I get it, and it's over now.

1181
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:26,416
Okay.

1182
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,708
Good night.

1183
01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:30,458
-Good night, honey.
-Good night, loves.

1184
01:15:30,541 --> 01:15:31,625
Good night.

1185
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,583
Ready?

1186
01:16:14,166 --> 01:16:16,250
Lift him up. You have to lift him.

1187
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:19,375
I get it, but if I grab him by--
He's heavy. I'll grab his feet.

1188
01:16:19,458 --> 01:16:20,708
Turn on the light.

1189
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:31,625
Get his legs in.

1190
01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:33,541
Yeah, I'm trying.

1191
01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:37,583
In the meantime, I'll get the hose.

1192
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:47,250
The letter.

1193
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,250
What the hell?

1194
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,333
No.

1195
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:54,458
What the…?

1196
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:00,791
-Anna.
-Yes?

1197
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:02,583
Come here a sec.

1198
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,250
-What?
-I can't find the exhaust pipe.

1199
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:09,625
-It should be here.
-What?

1200
01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:13,541
I can't find the exhaust pipe.
It should be here.

1201
01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:14,458
What?

1202
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,583
There's no exhaust pipe.

1203
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,541
What do you mean? That's impossible.

1204
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,625
There's no exhaust--

1205
01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:27,791
It's not there.

1206
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:31,750
-It's an electric car.
-What?

1207
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,625
How do we do this without an exhaust pipe?

1208
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:42,791
It's an electric car.
We can give him an electroshock.

1209
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:45,000
Get the hell out of here.

1210
01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,375
Help me over here.

1211
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:54,250
Okay. Now what?

1212
01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,458
-Now we go to bed.
-What?

1213
01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:01,541
Your mother's not senile.
We told her all about Nunzio's past.

1214
01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:02,500
She's aware.

1215
01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,875
Maybe this is how she wants to spend
the time she has left.

1216
01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:09,000
No matter what happens.

1217
01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:11,750
Oh, I see.

1218
01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:15,125
And that should be good enough for me.

1219
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000
I don't know.

1220
01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:21,416
I've come this far out of love,
in defiance of all logic.

1221
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,416
But I'm stopping here.

1222
01:18:29,041 --> 01:18:30,083
Come to bed.

1223
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:32,041
In a bit.

1224
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:54,875
Anna!

1225
01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:56,541
What was that?

1226
01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:01,125
They've sent him to Ceccano.

1227
01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,791
What's going on? Where's Nunzio?

1228
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:10,708
He was asleep in the living room.

1229
01:19:10,791 --> 01:19:12,791
No, he was here with me. Where is he?!

1230
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:13,708
Mom!

1231
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:19,041
-What is it?! Oh my goodness!
-What's going on? What happened?

1232
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,375
Luis!

1233
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,666
Luis, what have you done? You're crazy!

1234
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:31,458
Help!

1235
01:19:31,541 --> 01:19:34,083
I'm sorry. I don't know why I did it.

1236
01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:36,000
Call an ambulance. Help!

1237
01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,541
Give me the gun!

1238
01:19:38,625 --> 01:19:39,458
Luis!

1239
01:19:43,375 --> 01:19:45,208
It didn't mean anything!

1240
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:53,416
Will someone call a fucking ambulance?

1241
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:05,875
A nurse of such beauty
could only work in a hospital by the sea.

1242
01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:16,000
You really got yourself in a mess
this time, my friend.

1243
01:20:16,666 --> 01:20:17,625
You too.

1244
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:21,375
What would you have done
if I'd left you an orphan?

1245
01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:26,958
I'd have bought a Harley
and a villa in Montenegro.

1246
01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:30,041
What'd you say?

1247
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:32,416
Nothing.

1248
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,250
I'm sorry.

1249
01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:36,916
About what?

1250
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,125
That he's not dead.

1251
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:41,500
What are you gonna do now?

1252
01:20:42,125 --> 01:20:45,791
In two weeks,
as soon as Nunzio's able to walk again,

1253
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,541
we're going back to Rome.

1254
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:51,875
We'll stage The Old Woman and the Sea.

1255
01:20:51,958 --> 01:20:56,083
After the show, we'll leave for Brazil.

1256
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,166
But why, Mom?

1257
01:20:58,666 --> 01:20:59,916
But first,

1258
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:04,083
I'll transfer the six million
into your account.

1259
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,916
Mom, please.

1260
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,375
Maybe a little less.

1261
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:09,333
I'll need money for Brazil.

1262
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:16,291
I've come to accept
the real reason Nunzio's with me.

1263
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:20,875
But I want to enjoy my life
for as long as I can.

1264
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:24,583
So I'm going to pretend
I still have the money,

1265
01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:29,166
and I'm going to enjoy Brazil
by making him my own personal slave.

1266
01:21:32,166 --> 01:21:33,666
You know, at my age,

1267
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:37,750
being in Brazil,

1268
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:41,041
making love on the sand,

1269
01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:47,250
it's worth the risk.

1270
01:21:49,791 --> 01:21:52,000
Maybe not just at your age, Mom.

1271
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:09,875
-How's the water?
-Nice.

1272
01:22:10,416 --> 01:22:11,458
Really nice.

1273
01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:17,041
-You're not going for a swim?
-Hell no.

1274
01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:19,708
Here's Mom.

1275
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:21,958
How's it going?

1276
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,666
All things considered, okay.

1277
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,166
How's Grandma?

1278
01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:31,500
Grandma won't be getting married.

1279
01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:33,458
Thank God.

1280
01:22:36,083 --> 01:22:39,833
But it'd be nice
to go on another vacation together.

1281
01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:42,125
Even if we don't have to kill anyone.

1282
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:43,041
Right.

1283
01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:47,875
So she's not getting married?

1284
01:22:50,083 --> 01:22:53,375
Thank goodness. We didn't kill the guy,
but at least we saved her.

1285
01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:55,375
Nunzio did it all himself.

1286
01:22:55,458 --> 01:22:59,041
It wasn't exactly
a walk in the park for us though.

1287
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:02,250
We deserve at least a "thank you."
Maybe more.

1288
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:03,583
-Right?
-Yeah.

1289
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:09,541
Did you talk to Grandma about the money?

1290
01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:13,125
-I'm going for a walk.
-I'll join you.

1291
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,750
What did I say?

1292
01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:16,833
-Did you talk to her?
-At the hospital?

1293
01:23:16,916 --> 01:23:18,833
-Yes.
-No, I didn't talk to her.

1294
01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:21,916
So I've been on edge
these three weeks for free?

1295
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,166
-You tell her about my dinghy?
-Stop putting a price tag on her.

1296
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,083
You know,
you just don't want to fucking tell us!

1297
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:31,000
-Don't talk to your mom that way.
-Don't talk to her like that!

1298
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:32,416
-Rude.
-Not even a raft?

1299
01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:35,333
Why is everything always my fault?

1300
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:37,958
-Enough. Stop whining.
-No.

1301
01:23:38,041 --> 01:23:40,500
If I had my own place,
you two could enjoy--

1302
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:43,000
-Just drop it!
-No, that's not true.

1303
01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:55,125
Here's Mom. And her plane too.

1304
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:56,625
It's plummeting.

1305
01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:58,958
I knew it. I had a feeling.

1306
01:23:59,041 --> 01:24:01,125
Come on. Please!

1307
01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:04,416
You don't know this,
but Mother strangled dogs.

1308
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:05,833
And I don't mean poodles.

1309
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,750
What's going on with this dog?

1310
01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:11,583
-What's going on?
-Nothing--

1311
01:24:12,541 --> 01:24:14,458
It's a bit of a sensitive issue.

1312
01:24:15,333 --> 01:24:16,833
What the fuck is the line?

1313
01:24:16,916 --> 01:24:18,333
Luisa…

1314
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,458
Luisa… The fuck!

1315
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:21,833
Please make her stop.

1316
01:24:21,916 --> 01:24:23,750
-Here he is.
-Here he is!

1317
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:30,000
What if we don't find
any arsenic in Menorca? Sorry.

1318
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,125
What if we don't find--

1319
01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:36,041
-No, wait.
-Stop.

1320
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,708
-Start again?
-Giovanni told me.

1321
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:43,958
Very nice.

1322
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:45,208
Who farted?

1323
01:24:47,375 --> 01:24:48,375
I can't take it.

1324
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:51,000
I'm just waiting for the fart.

1325
01:24:51,083 --> 01:24:52,875
-You're a dumbass.
-Go.

1326
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:54,708
They've sent him to Ceccano.

1327
01:24:54,791 --> 01:24:55,625
All right.

1328
01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,750
All right. Fuck it.



