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[WHOOSHING]
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[CLAP OF THUNDER]
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[RAIN PATTERING]
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[IRISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC]
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[Sigh].
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[MATCH LIGHTS]
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[BIRD CHIRPING]
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I'm not falling for it.
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[CLAP OF THUNDER]
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Exactly!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[TAPPING]
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[LOUD THUD]
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- [Newsreader] ...which the
South Koreans claim was an unprovoked attack
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by the North Koreans.
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[SOUND OF
GUNFIRE COMING FROM TV]
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- [Newsreader] ...what is now
the fifth week of violence between Palestinians
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and Israelis...
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- I'm sure it's only a matter of
time before they have that sorted out huh?
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- [Newsreader] Tottenham fans
pelting the Chelsea fans with bottles and
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accumulated rubbish.
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- [Newsreader] ...between
Republicans and Democrats, with even
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some fisticuffs and shoving...
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Have they all just gone mad?!
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- Tottenham or the Americans?
- The whole feckin' lot of them!
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- [Newsreader] ...Pakistan
blaming India for the renewed...
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Ah for fuck sake!
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Do they even know what
they're fighting about anymore?
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- Well...
- What is it they want?
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Could they even tell
you if you asked them?
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- Well there are many historical
and geopolitical factors at work...
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- Don't be gettin'
wise with me now son!
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- I'm dying you know.
- Ah, you're not dying at all!
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No?!
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Well I'm not lying here because
I'm turning twenty feckin' one, am I?!
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Ah, you're all right.
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- Who am I to talk, sure we're
no better than those feckers on the telly.
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- You and me?!
- Our family.
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The whole lot of us.
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The whole, sorry story.
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Did I ever tell you about
me grandfather?
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- Did you now?
Let me think, eh...
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- Me father's father...
- And the brother.
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That's right!
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As close as close could be,
until his brother sailed to America and they never
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spoke again, not a word.
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Generation after generation,
forbidden we were to even speak of the American
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family and for what?! Some petty
argument a century ago.
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So many wasteful years,
shameful!
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[Sighs].
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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- I want you to do
something for me... - A cup of tea!
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Quiet!
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Listen to me now!
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I want you to make
things right, son.
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I want you to find our American
family and make things right.
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- All right Da, I will,
you have my word on it.
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- Now, I want you to
call them now!
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What do you mean "now"?
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- How much time
do you think I've got left?
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- I don't even know...
- There was a cousin on that side...
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Joseph, I believe, had a son
your age, give or take, called Barry.
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Made quite a name for
himself over there in New York.
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Very successful he was too.
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Your man Paddy down in
Shanagarry, he sent us a magazine article about him,
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- do you recall that?
- No.
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- Well, he did!
- I'm not arguing.
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- The point being, is this fella
would be the current descendant of the American
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side of the family.
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Barry, last name
would be Gorman, same as us.
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And it's him you need to find.
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- Look, I, I, I, I
wouldn't even...
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- Ah Jaysus, do they not have
telephone directories in America?!?
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- Yeah, of course they do...
- Then just do this for me lad.
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The last request of a dying man.
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- All right, all right Dad,
I'll do it, okay.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, that cup of tea would be
grand when you're coming back.
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[Chuckles]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[PATTER OF HEAVY RAIN]
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Jesus!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Jaysus Aine, you
frightened the life out of me!
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- I heard himself was
dying, so I came to say goodbye.
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- But he doesn't want to see
you! We never liked you.
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- I know, that's
why I came to say goodbye.
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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Oh!
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- [Panting] I heard
you were dying.
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So I came to say goodbye.
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Alright then, that's grand...
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Goodbye!
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[Blows raspberry].
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Cock sucker!
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You know who did do it,
they're trying to fuck with you!
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- No they're not,
they're just...
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- Oh yeah, they are,
they're tryna low ball you.
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Listen to me, listen to me.
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There's a reason people come to
us, because we build faster, we build better
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and by the way, a project this
size, what are you kidding me!?
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- First of all,
why are you out of breath?
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Just getting my steps in,
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I got 2,300 more to do.
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In the house?!
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- Yeah, because once around the
couch is like 11 steps.
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So that means I only
have to do like... - Okay, Dad, that's insane!
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When Dr. Gittleman
said to exercise, I don't...
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- [PHONE RINGING]
- Hold on hon, the other phone's ringing now.
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- Really!?
Who calls you on the landline?
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- Telemarketers and
wrong numbers.
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Hello.
Not interested.
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- Hello, I'm wondering
if I have the right number?
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Oh, I seriously doubt it.
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Are you by any chance
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the Barry Gorman, whose
father may or may not
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have been called Joseph and who
has relatives in Ireland who he's never spoken to?
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- Who is this?
- Well, if you are him, I am your cousin.
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Sort of, on the Irish
side, if you hadn't guessed.
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- Hold on one second... Sweetie,
I'm gonna call you back.
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- Bye.
- Yeah.
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- Do you know how many Barry
Gormans there are in the New York City
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telephone directory?
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Would you care to wager a guess?
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No.
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132, isn't that amazing?
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Luckily, you're in the top 20,
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so fair play to you, sir.
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- Okay, yeah, I'm still a little
bit... I'm sorry... what is, what is your name?
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Forgive me, did I not say?
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I am your cousin Ciaran.
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Last name Gorman, same as you.
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I'm calling on behalf
of my father.
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And you're here in New York?
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Oh, no, no, no,
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although I've always wanted
to go, you know.
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Looks enchanting,
all those skyscrapers.
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You must never tire looking up.
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No, I'm calling from
the next parish over,
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Ireland.
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Okay!
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The reason I'm reaching out
is that my father,
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Fergus is his name,
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- last name, Gorman.
- I understand.
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- The thing is, my father,
well he's been unwell and
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he is not a young man.
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- I see, and how is it
that I can help?
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- Oh nothing like that!
No, no, no, no, no.
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The reason I'm calling is,
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are you familiar with
the story of the
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grandfathers, the two brothers?
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Yes... vaguely.
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Ah, me too, yeah.
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But all I know for certain is
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that there was a falling out.
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Yes.
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- And, well, it's my dad's wish
that we can rectify the situation, you know, make
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peace between the
two sides of the family.
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Okay?!
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- You know, well that's why I'm
calling, to extend an olive branch as it were.
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All right, well, sure!
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All right, yeah, that
sounds nice.
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Okay!
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- So maybe someday, if we ever
find ourselves on the same side of the ocean,
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we could perhaps raise a glass
in friendship and wipe the slate clean?
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- Yeah, sure.
Okay.
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That sounds nice.
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Right, well,
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I won't take up any
more your time.
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- Okay, all right,
well, nice to meet you.
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[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
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- Well then, I suppose I'll
be going. Godspeed.
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- You too Aine,
Godspeed yourself as well.
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- You take care now,
I won't be seeing you.
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- Hands down the best
sex I ever had.
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Just now?!
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No, not just now!
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Don't be thick!
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It was a lifetime ago,
before I met your ma, of course.
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Though I always suspected your
ma had an inkling.
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She never cared much for Aine.
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- I remember.
- That'd be why.
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- So how did we do?
- What?!
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- The yank, did you
manage to track him down?
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- Yes, I did.
- Grand.
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- Bit of a needle in a haystack,
actually.
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But I managed to find
your man Barry.
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And he proved to
be quite amenable, so...
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So when does he arrive?
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What?!
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- When does he get here?
When do I get to meet him?
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- No, we didn't go that far,
Jaysus no, I mean, we sort of agreed in principle.
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- In principle, Jesus, Mary and
Joseph, lad, I asked you to do one thing for me!
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- You asked me to
find him, not invite him over.
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- Well of course invite him
over, how else am I gonna meet him?
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We don't even know the man!
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He can't just drop
everything and... - I'm dying.
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- Stop saying that!
You're grand.
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Tis far from grand I am.
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Now you get back down there and
for God's sake get the fella over!
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[Loud sigh].
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Wow!
- Right.
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I mean, I never heard of the guy
my entire life, now he calls me twice in five minutes.
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- And he wants
you to just go to Ireland?!
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- Yeah!
- And you don't think it's like a scam?
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- Oh, believe me, that's what I
thought, but nah, he knew too much,
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stuff I remember
from letters my father had.
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Is he asleep?
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- Oh, yeah, he's out
like a light.
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My God, he's beautiful!
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He's so...
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Every day he does something
new that just blows my mind.
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Please don't say it.
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I'm not.
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[Sighs].
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- I just don't understand how
she could walk out on you when you have a brand
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- new baby.
- Jesus!
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- I'm sorry, I don't.
- Sshh!
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[Whispers] I'm sorry, I don't.
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- Nobody walked out,
it was a mutual decision.
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- Yeah, but to
raise a child by yourself...
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- I'm the one who
wanted a child. - I know.
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- Rachel never wanted kids,
I knew that upfront.
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This is what I chose,
it will be fine.
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- But yeah, but...
- I will be fine!
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Anyway, I think you should go.
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- Where?!
- Ireland.
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- Are we back on me now?
- Yes, we are.
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- I think you should go.
- To Ireland?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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- His father's dying.
- I don't know the guy!
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- He's your cousin!
- So?
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And besides, there's too many
things going on here anyway, this 57th Street
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deal is a monstrosity and I'm
telling you, if we don't break ground by the first of the year
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- Dad.
- and the city is being a total asshole on the zoning rights...
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Dad, I got it covered.
244
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,038
I know you do.
245
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,041
- What did every one
of your doctors tell you to do?
246
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,608
- Rest!
And exercise.
247
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,959
- Exactly.
- Which, to me, pick one or the other.
248
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,612
Well, this is perfect.
249
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,441
- You get a little vacation.
- In Ireland!?
250
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,227
Oh my God!
251
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,706
What?!
252
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,012
It's like that movie!
253
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,145
- What movie?
- Your favourite movie.
254
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,277
Oh my God, it's exactly you.
255
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,845
Divorced guy goes
to a little town in Ireland.
256
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,979
- He wasn't divorced, he worked
for an oil company, he went there on
257
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,896
business and by the way that was
not Ireland, that was Scotland!
258
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,984
- Whatever, what's
the difference?
259
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,463
- Two totally
separate countries.
260
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,596
- You always said
you wanted to go. - Not for real!
261
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,860
No I said it like, I'd love
to go sometime, like that!
262
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,949
Well here it is.
263
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:13,086
Maybe, you know, there's some
cosmic reason this call came right now, at this
264
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:17,917
moment in your life, divorce,
heart attack and then out of the blue this?
265
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,704
I don't think so.
266
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,359
- What's the worst that
could happen?
267
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,404
- I don't want to go.
- The man's dying!
268
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,843
[GENTLE MUSIC]
269
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,871
[PHONE RINGS]
270
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,353
- Hello?
- Okay, I'm coming.
271
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,574
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
272
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,754
- [Flight Attendant] Good
afternoon and welcome aboard our nonstop flight to Dublin,
273
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,540
please make yourself
comfortable, as we are scheduled for take-off in the next
274
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,846
10 minutes.
275
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,643
[TINKLE OF URINE]
276
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,952
[TINKLE OF URINE]
277
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,606
- [Flight Attendant] In
preparation for take-off
278
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:43,524
we ask all passengers to
please take their seats.
279
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397
- Champagne?
- Sure, thank you.
280
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,399
- Are you visiting Ireland for
business or pleasure?
281
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,272
- Well, that's
what we're gonna find out.
282
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,759
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
283
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,983
- [Flight Attendant] Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to Ireland.
284
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,029
Local time is 10:45.
285
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,643
- [PA] The next train to depart
from platform 2 will be the 1400 hours Iarnród Eireann
286
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:21,692
train to Ennis, calling at
Newbridge, Monasterevin, Portarlington, Portlaoise,
287
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,044
Ballybrophy, Templemore,
Thurles, Limerick and Ennis.
288
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,612
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
289
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,521
[DISTANT BELL TOLLING]
290
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:32,111
[SOUND OF LATIN
MUSIC GETTING LOUDER]
291
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:39,379
- You wouldn't happen to
Barry by any chance would you?
292
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,385
Well...
293
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:50,085
Ahhh, sure we could
be brothers! [Laughs]
294
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,653
Welcome home.
295
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,485
- Let me take that.
- Thank you.
296
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,492
- Oh, you're gonna drive?!
[Laughs]
297
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,764
Okay!
298
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,777
[ENGINE STARTS AND
LATIN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING]
299
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,700
- Is it your first
time in Ireland? - Yeah, first time, never been.
300
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,137
Wonderful, wonderful.
301
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,836
It's so, so pretty.
302
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,276
Yes, yes, it is that.
303
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,844
- Unquestionably pretty.
- It's very pretty.
304
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,763
You know what a place like that
would go for in Manhattan?
305
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:06,422
No, no, I'm saying, you know we
don't have open space like this and if
306
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,599
we did, I guarantee you somebody
would put up a big high rise right in the
307
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:14,691
middle of it and then another
one right next to it, a little bit higher just to piss off
308
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,781
- the people in the first one.
- And why would they do that?!
309
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:24,397
- No, no they wouldn't, they
wouldn't do that, I was just, you know, saying that...
310
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,746
[Laughs].
311
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,183
- I was only codding ye.
- You what?
312
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:32,579
- I was taking the piss,
you know, having you on.
313
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,321
- Okay.
- I was teasing you.
314
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,844
Yeah, got it.
315
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:45,244
- I understood what you
were saying, whilst pretending I didn't.
316
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,593
Got it.
317
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,813
Alright, funny, that's good,
that's good.
318
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,859
Yeah.
319
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,211
- It is lovely.
- That's all I was saying.
320
00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,041
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
321
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,325
- I hope you're not offended
that we put you up in town.
322
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,631
No, please.
323
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,328
- No, it's just, with
me father the way he is.
324
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,851
Of course, don't be silly.
325
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,071
Here we are.
326
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,029
This is nice.
327
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,728
- Well, this way I thought you
could have a rest and, you know, settle in.
328
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,817
- [BELL RINGS]
- Yeah, it's perfect.
329
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,820
- Ah well, it's not the Ritz
now, you know, but you'll be comfortable enough.
330
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,604
- This is just perfect.
[BELL RINGS]
331
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,825
- Gorman's Funeral Directors,
is that you, is that us?
332
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,740
Yes it is indeed, yeah.
333
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,785
It was me father's business.
334
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,701
Now it's mine, ah it's a
living you know.
335
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,182
Well, not for our
customers it's not!
336
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,879
No, not for them.
337
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,055
- Our customers
wouldn't be living... - They wouldn't, no.
338
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,231
- You wouldn't need
a funeral home if you were...
339
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,233
Yeah, I got it, yeah.
340
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,759
- [BELL RINGS]
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
341
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,374
You only need to hit it once you
know, we're not the bloody bells of Ballindooley!
342
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,462
The what?!
343
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,247
Is this him, the Yank?
344
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,423
I can hear you.
345
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,642
Welcome, welcome.
346
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,078
Thank you.
347
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:25,082
- We have your room
all ready for you. - Okay.
348
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,912
- And plenty of fresh towels.
- Terrific.
349
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:32,089
I do hope you like it sir.
350
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,701
- I'm sure it'll be just fine,
thank you.
351
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,659
I'll take it from here.
352
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:39,270
- I'll collect you about
half six, right? - Huh?
353
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,882
- Sorry, six thirty.
- Okay.
354
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,711
- And thank you again, really.
- No problem.
355
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:55,678
- I'm not one to speak ill of
others, but that's a strange family you've got.
356
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,202
- Really?
- A sneaky lot.
357
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,161
Sneaky!?
358
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,991
- He's been very nice
to me so far.
359
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,776
Okay.
360
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,475
I'll show you to your room.
361
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:13,261
Okay, thank you, all right.
362
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,350
I'll get it!
363
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,960
- No, no, no,
please, you don't have to...
364
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:21,530
- Ah! That's how it's
done around here, I'll get it.
365
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,880
[Grunts] Oh, you'll get it.
366
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,144
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
367
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,672
[Sigh].
368
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,242
[BRIEF TINKLE OF URINE]
369
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,767
[BRIEF TINKLE OF URINE]
370
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,711
[CAR HORN]
371
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,148
Aw shit!
372
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,498
So sorry, I must have
fallen asleep.
373
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,370
- Ah not a problem, no,
sure you had quite a journey.
374
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:22,722
No, no car, are you
not up for a little walk?
375
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,421
- Is it far?
- Ah no, not really.
376
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,858
Sure, why not?
377
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,818
- I gotta get my steps in anyway.
- Your what?
378
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,516
- Steps, I gotta get
my steps, doctor's orders.
379
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,867
10,000 steps a day
I'm supposed to get. - Jesus, 10,000!
380
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:42,132
- Which sounds like a lot but
I'll tell you, when I first started, you get three or
381
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,657
four just walking around the
kitchen, you get three or four.
382
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,136
Here we are!
383
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:50,445
Ladies and gentlemen, listen up,
listen up, hey, hey, hey!
384
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,448
Cousin Barry from America.
385
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,799
[CHEERING]
386
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,541
- Céad míle fáilte,
welcome to Ireland.
387
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,543
Welcome indeed.
388
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,545
So nice to have you here.
389
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,069
When are you going back?
I've a parcel you could take back to my niece, just a
390
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:07,723
few sausages, a bit of tea bags.
391
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,986
I hear they've shite
tea in America, don't they!
392
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,597
Welcome to Ireland bro.
393
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,600
- Yeah welcome... [American
accent] This here round's on me.
394
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,950
John Wayne...
395
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:19,474
- Barry.
- Okay, hi.
396
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,782
- How nice to see you.
- Let him through there lads.
397
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:32,095
Dad, your great nephew Barry.
398
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,968
All the way from America.
He's come to see you.
399
00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,711
- How do you do sir? It is,
it is a pleasure to meet you.
400
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,322
The pleasure is entirely mine.
401
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:46,980
A fine looking lad!
402
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:50,984
[Speaks Irish]
403
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,990
What did he say?
404
00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:01,603
- Oh, he said he
thought you'd be taller.
405
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,736
[LAUGHTER]
406
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,302
I'd like you to hug.
407
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,783
- You know we actually did.
- I did earlier on.
408
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:10,046
- When he picked me up.
- But I didn't see it!
409
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,613
- Well, we did it.
- Dad, come on.
410
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:15,356
- We certainly did.
- I'd really like to see you hug.
411
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:18,272
- Two hugs
seems like a lot for one day.
412
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,448
- Exactly.
- Hug for feck sake!
413
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:25,148
[CHEERING]
414
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:30,066
- Peace in me lifetime, never
thought I'd live to see it.
415
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,243
Let's seal it with a drink.
416
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,290
Sláinte.
417
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,822
Here, try this.
418
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,608
It's black pudding.
Blood.
419
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,435
Pig's blood.
420
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,963
Thank you.
421
00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:00,183
- So you're famous
American cousin Barry.
422
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,403
Famous in this room only.
423
00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,232
- I'm Fiona.
- Hello Fiona.
424
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:08,278
- Famous only in this
part of the room.
425
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,976
I can see why.
426
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:12,108
- Sorry.
- Sorry?
427
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,241
- No, I didn't mean to
sound like...
428
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,112
- Cheers.
- Sláinte.
429
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:22,858
- Hey, Barry, what about
O'Brien's restaurant on 46th Street, do you know it?
430
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,208
- My sister's boy works there.
- Oh yeah, sure.
431
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,949
So you know him then, do you?
432
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:30,692
- No, not the boy, the
restaurant, O'Brien's, it's very famous.
433
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,609
- O'Brien's is known for the
best steaks and chops I'm told.
434
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,567
- Very good, very good,
but I'll tell you something...
435
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,745
The best steak in New York is a
place in Brooklyn...
436
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,703
- [New York accent] Hey
Brooklyn.
437
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,619
Just a couple of
wise guys from Brooklyn.
438
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,404
That's the place.
439
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,320
- Tell you what, you guys ever
come to New York, I'll buy everybody a steak
440
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,193
- dinner, on me.
- Oh, the big spender here.
441
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:58,720
- Do you hear that everybody,
cousin Barry's taking us all to his New York for a steak dinner.
442
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:02,115
[CHEERING]
443
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:03,638
Yes?
444
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,119
Have you ever shot a man?
445
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,906
- Seems like a grand lad,
doesn't he?
446
00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:13,169
Grand indeed.
447
00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,519
Are they his own teeth,
would you say?
448
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:18,479
- All the way from America,
he's come!
449
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,916
Jaysus, I'll be back.
450
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,179
- So it's like porridge.
- Padraig.
451
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,921
- Pa-rick.
- Paw-rig, Padraig.
452
00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:28,924
- Rig, rig, Padraig.
- Exactly.
453
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:32,406
- So you work with Ciaran,
do you, the funeral home?
454
00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:34,103
Yeah, yeah.
455
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:38,412
You know, you're the first
American I've ever met in person.
456
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:41,154
I mean, I've seen them on the
telly, you know, MTV and Bravo.
457
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,243
- Those reality shows you know.
- That's perfect.
458
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,941
You know what, because we're
all exactly like that.
459
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,639
- Really!?
- No, I'm kidding.
460
00:28:48,683 --> 00:28:50,380
I was having you on.
461
00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:54,123
- I see the resemblance,
he's got your sense of humour.
462
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,517
- [Laughs].
- I like your's better.
463
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,391
Help me up here would you?
464
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179
A quick word if I may?
465
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,923
[Whistles].
466
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:20,454
- Surely you all know how
delighted I am, in particular to have our guest from America.
467
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:25,676
That he should travel halfway
around the world to be here with us tonight.
468
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,287
- Hear, hear.
[APPLAUSE]
469
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,725
- But you might not
quite know why.
470
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,250
Why it matters to me so.
471
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,992
I don't think many
among you know the story.
472
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,821
- Ah Da, we all know it,
yeah, we do, we know it.
473
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,823
No, we don't actually.
474
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,782
- I'll tell you some other time,
alright.
475
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,131
Please Da, don't tell it.
476
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,568
Ah come on, let's hear it.
477
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:52,791
- I will tell it and
you'll listen.
478
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:58,753
For this story, what's
happened to my family is tragic.
479
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,756
And you need to hear it.
480
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:12,549
Many years ago, many miles
and countries away from here,
481
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,682
there were two brothers.
482
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:19,382
There had been other brothers
and sisters too, but poor cratures,
483
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:23,560
they all died young
from disease and hunger.
484
00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:30,741
And others died because, well
because people can be fierce ignorant and cruel.
485
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,832
Their kind was not
welcome where they lived.
486
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,313
In the very place
they were born, their home.
487
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:43,363
In time their mother
and father passed as well.
488
00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:46,409
And the brothers
found themselves alone.
489
00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:50,022
No one in the world
to care for, but each other.
490
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:56,506
So with nothing to keep them
there, they set out to make a new home in America.
491
00:30:57,116 --> 00:31:01,468
For it was there that the
streets were paved with gold, don't you know.
492
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:09,432
Well, they travelled days upon
days, until finally they made their way here to
493
00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:14,655
Ireland, where they booked
passage to cross the Atlantic.
494
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,834
But before they boarded
ship, they stopped in a tavern.
495
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:23,316
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
496
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:26,667
And it's here that the
story takes a turn.
497
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:29,670
[CAMERA FLASHES]
498
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,851
There was a woman!
499
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,160
Isn't there always?
500
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:45,077
Well, this one brother
he was smitten.
501
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,167
So he follows her,
this redhaired beauty.
502
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,386
[GENTLE MUSIC]
503
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:54,521
And they get to
talking and walking.
504
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,308
Well it come time to set sail.
505
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:04,661
There was one brother on board
and the other off pursuing the young lass.
506
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,665
[SHIP HORN]
507
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:11,930
And indeed, the ship
takes to sea.
508
00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:22,244
And the fellow on shore shouts,
"I'll catch the next ship and meet you there".
509
00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:38,957
But he didn't get
the next ship or the next.
510
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:44,658
He stayed a lifetime for
his heart had been claimed.
511
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:50,229
And that young man
would be my grandfather.
512
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,406
- But what became of
his brother?
513
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,321
Yeah, come on now, tell us.
514
00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:57,584
Aye, there's the thing.
515
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,633
The brother made it to America
all right, and it's said he stood at the docks, day
516
00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:07,463
after day, awaiting his
brother's arrival.
517
00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,773
But he never did arrive.
518
00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:22,348
I know that my grandfather wrote
letter after letter, begging, pleading with his
519
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,263
brother to come over.
520
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,919
But his brother was prideful.
521
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:34,751
They wanted only to be together,
but neither would budge.
522
00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:40,192
And in time, the love between
them soured and became something else.
523
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:46,415
Disappointment, then
anger and in the end, disdain.
524
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:54,119
They never again met, never
again spoke, nor did their children or their
525
00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,338
children's children.
526
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,994
And thus, it has remained.
527
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:12,441
Until today, when the children
of their children's children come together at last.
528
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:21,320
It's mighty easy to fall out,
but the weight of carrying it forward is not easy at all.
529
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:29,676
So what's happened here tonight
is a far trickier thing, a far bigger thing.
530
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,460
Aw shit!
531
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,203
We're all the same, aren't we?
532
00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:39,990
Just as we're the same
from whence we've all come.
533
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,951
Wait...
534
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,346
Does that mean we're
all Jews then?!
535
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,522
I don't know, who cares!
536
00:34:52,220 --> 00:35:00,837
[IRISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYS]
537
00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:05,668
[Singing and laughing]
538
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,036
[PIANO MUSIC]
539
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,824
- ♪ There's a tear in your eye
and I'm wondering why
540
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:35,002
♪ That it ever should
be there at all
541
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:40,529
♪ With such power in your smile
sure a stone you'd beguile
542
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:44,490
♪ And there's never a
teardrop should fall
543
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,231
[RECORD CRACKLES]
544
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:51,453
- ♪ When your sweet lilting
laughter's like some fairy song
545
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:55,588
♪ And your eyes twinkle
bright as can be
546
00:35:56,110 --> 00:36:02,072
♪ You should laugh all the while
and all other times smile
547
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:07,774
♪ And now smile a smile for me
548
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:18,437
♪ When Irish eyes are smiling,
sure it'’s like a morn in Spring
549
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:28,098
♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter,
you can hear the angels sing
550
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:33,408
♪ When Irish hearts are happy...
[STEADY STREAM OF URINE]
551
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:37,456
♪ all the world seems
bright and gay
552
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:40,415
I love it here so much!
553
00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:55,604
- ♪ ...when Irish eyes are
smiling, sure they steal your heart away ♪
554
00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:10,967
[WHISTLE]
555
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:18,845
[Shouting and cheering]
556
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:24,242
- [Ciaran] You came on a good
day, we play a charity game on Saturdays.
557
00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,679
It's all very friendly.
558
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,812
Yeah, it's quite nice.
559
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:31,640
It's Gaelic football,
a little different.
560
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,774
- So it's like half
soccer and half rugby?
561
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,603
Eh, a bit of basketball...
562
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,127
Oooohhh!
563
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,824
- And wrestling.
- Yeah!
564
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,263
Come on!
565
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:48,701
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
566
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,705
That's the family we're
playing for this weekend.
567
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,709
She lost her
husband a few months back.
568
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,928
She's raising her
children on her own now.
569
00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:00,930
Can't be easy.
570
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:03,542
- That's what I tell my
daughter, she's got a six month old.
571
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:08,198
She's raising him
herself, which is... - Ah, tough.
572
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,859
Are you all right?
Do you need to go...
573
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,166
I was getting my steps in.
574
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,125
One forward, one back.
575
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,999
I can stop.
576
00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:30,090
But what about you,
you never wanted kids yourself?
577
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:33,528
Me? I suppose I did.
578
00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:39,752
But marriage wasn't
really meant for me.
579
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,884
Nor me wife for that matter!
580
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,321
Ah, I didn't realize that.
581
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,453
Sorry.
582
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:50,850
- Whatever it was she was
looking for in a man, she evidently hadn't found it in me.
583
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:53,287
Three years, start to finish.
584
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,072
- You know what,
at least you found out early.
585
00:38:56,116 --> 00:39:00,076
I was married 37 years before
that was made clear to me.
586
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,077
What!?
587
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,210
Hang on a sec.
588
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,125
Whoa!
589
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:09,347
Oh, it's better than steps.
590
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,349
No kidding!
591
00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:19,400
Holy shit!
592
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,011
This is just spectacular.
593
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,144
You know that right?
594
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:25,537
I do indeed.
595
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,365
- Do you see right over there?
- Yeah, yeah.
596
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:31,281
That's where I always meant to
put in a nice little wooden dock.
597
00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,414
- Nice.
- Yeah, nothing fancy.
598
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:40,856
Just somewhere to sit, take tea,
as I watch the sun set over the water.
599
00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:44,033
- That sounds like
the life for me.
600
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,646
- Would it not be
a bit uneventful for you?
601
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,125
Are you kidding!?
602
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:54,957
[BIRDS CHIRPING AND SHEEP
BLEATING IN THE DISTANCE]
603
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,185
Nah, I could totally do this.
Yeah.
604
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:07,753
- You're a natural.
- I am.
605
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:11,017
So let me get this straight.
606
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,976
Your great grandfather,
he comes here with nothing.
607
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:19,025
And somehow he manages to buy
this piece of prime real estate?
608
00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,330
- Mm-hmm.
609
00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,376
How smart were those old guys!
610
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,204
But let me tell you precisely.
611
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:30,471
He got them to draw the boundary
of the land a few feet short of the shore.
612
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:34,475
That way he didn't have to pay
for the most expensive bit, but he could
613
00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:37,217
still look on it for free.
[Laughs]
614
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,523
Wow!
615
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:42,396
- Yep.
- We come from clever men.
616
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,225
That we do.
617
00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:52,754
You see the secret is to
hit the tea just off the boil.
618
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:55,017
- Ah, okay.
[PHONE RINGS]
619
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:57,367
So that's what I've
been doing wrong.
620
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,282
I think I've been lingering.
621
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,155
- Ye-llo.
622
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:05,375
Ah, Padraig me boy.
What's going on?
623
00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:13,383
No, no, you tell Mrs. Gaffigan
that that was the suit that Mr. Gaffigan specifically
624
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,777
requested to be buried in!
625
00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:19,128
- Run that up to me da will ye?
- Sure, sure.
626
00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:25,134
- No, we are not going to open
the casket again just to change his suit!
627
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,397
Look, listen to me...
628
00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:31,358
It's cousin Barry.
629
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,578
[SOFT MUSIC]
630
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,928
Ciaran! Ciaran!
631
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:51,378
I'm so sorry.
632
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:57,732
Could you give me a minute?
633
00:41:57,776 --> 00:42:00,126
Yeah, sure, sure.
634
00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:03,956
[SOFT MUSIC]
635
00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:25,238
[Sighs].
636
00:42:34,682 --> 00:42:37,163
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
637
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:53,005
- Be thankful that the good Lord
granted Fergus such a rich and full life.
638
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,618
- Till the American arrives,
and he's dead within 12 hours.
639
00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:00,055
It's the grief talking.
640
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:06,496
- Let us remember these words
written years ago, but surely could be spoke by
641
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,498
dear Fergus himself.
642
00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,502
- Death...
- [Sobbing].
643
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,679
..is nothing.
644
00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:18,160
- Everything remains...
- [Sobbing].
645
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,858
..as it was.
646
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,904
Whatever we were to
each other...
647
00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:27,213
..that we are still.
648
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,608
Laugh as we always laugh.
649
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,001
- Play...
- [Loud sobbing].
650
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:36,701
..smile, think of me.
651
00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:38,659
Pray for me.
652
00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:43,142
Let my name be ever the
household word it always was.
653
00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:48,408
Remember, let it be spoken
without effort.
654
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:53,152
I am but waiting for
you somewhere very near...
655
00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:55,589
- [Loud sobbing].
- ..just around the corner.
656
00:43:56,155 --> 00:44:01,813
How we shall laugh at the
trouble of parting, when we meet again.
657
00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:04,424
[Loud sobbing].
658
00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:06,165
Bloody hell!
659
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:20,440
[SORROWFUL MUSIC]
660
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,288
[LOUD THUD]
661
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:57,564
- No, no, it's, [New York
accent] I'm from Brooklyn, in New York.
662
00:44:57,607 --> 00:45:00,088
- [New York accent] How you
doing? I'm from Brooklyn.
663
00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:03,396
No, you haven't got it.
664
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,355
- Jesus!
- Exactly.
665
00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:09,228
- Your father left
half of everything to Barry?!
666
00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:11,534
- Who he just met.
- Uh huh.
667
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,450
- Half the house and
half the land?
668
00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,104
That's...
669
00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:18,759
- That's beautiful.
- Beautiful?!
670
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:24,417
- Sure, correcting the injustice
of years ago, making the Americans whole, it's...
671
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,333
- It's lovely.
- It's bollocks is what it is.
672
00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:31,163
Does that look like
my father's writing? - It does, yeah.
673
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,817
My arse!
674
00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,688
Thanks for coming.
675
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,824
- That's the Yank for sure!
- What?!
676
00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,435
No, how would he
even go about...
677
00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:44,219
- And he was in me
da's room alone.
678
00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:46,961
- Go on, how long
was he in there? - Long enough to scribble that!
679
00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,746
- Ah, would you
listen to you now?!
680
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,312
I tell you something else.
681
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:52,401
God forgive me for saying
this out loud.
682
00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:58,799
But who's to say that my da
wasn't still alive when Barry entered the room?
683
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:01,323
- Would you stop now!
- I'm serious.
684
00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:07,721
Goes into the room, nobody's
looking, he takes the pillow...
685
00:46:08,635 --> 00:46:12,030
- Now you're talking
utter bollox! - Ah, am I though?
686
00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:14,989
What's going on here then?
687
00:46:15,033 --> 00:46:17,949
- Ciaran thinks
cousin Barry killed his father!
688
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,689
Hey, read that.
689
00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:22,692
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
690
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,045
Aw, that's lovely!
691
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,786
Lovely?!
692
00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:32,267
The pair of ye.
693
00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:35,967
- Maybe your dad did
you a favour?
694
00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:38,012
He's unburdened ye.
695
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:41,537
Because all the time I know you,
you've been waiting to get rid of this place.
696
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:46,238
Maybe... but not to go to him!
697
00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:51,069
[Mock American accent] A rich
American who's gonna buy ya'll a steak dinner.
698
00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:53,332
- Well, I don't think
he said "ya'll".
699
00:46:55,769 --> 00:47:00,382
- Do you not find it the least
bit curious that he shows up in Ireland
700
00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:03,211
precisely when he
stands to benefit?
701
00:47:03,255 --> 00:47:05,083
But you invited him!
702
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,433
Okay.
703
00:47:08,782 --> 00:47:12,655
But why did he say yes so
quickly? Answer me that.
704
00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:14,048
You can't can you?
705
00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:17,138
- Look, you have
had a difficult few days.
706
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,880
And we all sometimes
say things we don't mean.
707
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:24,058
And you can tell me to mind my
own business if you like, but I think you owe
708
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:26,234
your cousin an apology.
709
00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:28,889
- An apology?
- An apology.
710
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:32,066
That crack at the
cemetery was a bit harsh.
711
00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,459
It was...
712
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:35,853
I'm just sayin'.
713
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,725
[Sighs].
714
00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:52,870
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
715
00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:07,972
Listen, I just wanted to
apologise for what I said in the cemetery.
716
00:48:08,015 --> 00:48:09,495
Ah, come on.
717
00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:13,847
- No, it was out of order.
- No explanation necessary.
718
00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:20,636
I lost my own father 34 years
ago and I will tell you, I still miss him every day.
719
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,508
Every single day.
720
00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:26,512
Can I get you a drink?
721
00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:28,818
Yeah, why not?
722
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:39,351
- Very nicely done.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
723
00:48:43,877 --> 00:48:45,096
Here you go.
724
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,836
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
725
00:48:53,539 --> 00:48:55,889
- And about the will?
- What?
726
00:48:55,933 --> 00:49:00,415
- You need to tell him about the
will, it's what your da wanted.
727
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:04,854
- All right, I suppose
I'll have to.
728
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:06,813
When?
729
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:11,296
- I beg your pardon?
- Well if it were me I'd tell him today.
730
00:49:11,339 --> 00:49:12,906
Get it done with.
731
00:49:13,124 --> 00:49:14,952
The nerve of her, huh!
732
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,738
- Well I kind of
think she's right.
733
00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:23,612
Jesus... the pair of ye!
734
00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,355
All right, all right,
I'll tell him today.
735
00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:29,009
[Fiona] Good for you.
736
00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,534
- Would it be all right if I
went to the loo first?
737
00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:35,407
Or would you like to
schedule that for me as well?!
738
00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:38,932
[Mumbles] ...persecution.
739
00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:41,500
Bloody hell!
740
00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:44,329
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
741
00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:20,452
- What you know now about Gaelic
football could be written on the back of a stamp.
742
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:24,543
[Chattering]
743
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:32,029
- Just a shock,
he looked so well.
744
00:50:33,726 --> 00:50:35,858
- Just let that settle
for a minute.
745
00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,817
I'd like a quiet word.
746
00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:39,819
Excuse me.
747
00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:44,606
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
748
00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:51,831
I just wanted you to know that
my father was very fond of you.
749
00:50:52,658 --> 00:50:55,095
My American boy, he called you.
750
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:58,925
- Ah well, I didn't
know him long.
751
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,318
No, you didn't.
752
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,625
- But my goodness,
what a special guy he was.
753
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:07,325
I feel, I feel lucky
to have gotten to meet him.
754
00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:12,547
- Anyway, as you know, it was my
father's dying wish to make things right.
755
00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:15,159
Bring the family back
together again. - Right.
756
00:51:15,202 --> 00:51:21,643
- And it was in that spirit that
he made some very specific requests of his
757
00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:25,169
estate and his
property and of you.
758
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,387
Me?
759
00:51:28,302 --> 00:51:34,352
- It would honour my father
and my family, if you would accept this.
760
00:51:40,184 --> 00:51:41,359
A pipe?
761
00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:42,969
Oh, his favourite pipe.
762
00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:46,581
He sucked on that
yoke for 30 years or more.
763
00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:53,110
- Seriously, it's very
thoughtful, I don't, I don't smoke.
764
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,808
- He insisted you
have it, picked it out special!
765
00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:59,028
Something for him
to remember me by, he said.
766
00:51:59,072 --> 00:52:04,730
It would honour him and myself,
if you would accept this.
767
00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:09,778
Well, thank you.
768
00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:15,436
- Of course, unless you'd rather
have something else?
769
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,266
- Like his diary or an old shirt.
- No, no.
770
00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:20,876
The kettle?
771
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,791
He loved that kettle.
772
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,230
This is just beautiful.
773
00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:29,189
This -- it's very considerate.
774
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:33,367
You know what, I'm going to put
it on my desk back home and use it like a
775
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,543
- paperweight or something.
- Grand!
776
00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:39,330
Well if you could just sign at
the top, date here and initial here, here and here.
777
00:52:39,373 --> 00:52:40,983
What?!
778
00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:43,116
- Well it just says that you've
taken ownership of the pipe.
779
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:49,209
- You want me to sign a
document stipulating I'm inheriting a pipe?
780
00:52:49,253 --> 00:52:53,909
- Yeah, it's for your own
protection really, you know, what with customs and
781
00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:56,434
international travel
and everything.
782
00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,089
- Feels a little bit
excessive, don't you think?
783
00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:01,743
- It's just a pipe!
- That's what I'm saying.
784
00:53:01,787 --> 00:53:03,571
- It's just a pipe.
- It's just a pipe.
785
00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:06,008
- Well then just sign here!
- With all due respect.
786
00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:10,143
The one thing my father taught
me, never sign anything until it's reviewed by
787
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,189
- outside counsel.
- Oh, right.
788
00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:13,494
- Just to be safe.
- Of course.
789
00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,931
- Always.
- No, no, I understand.
790
00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:19,239
We'll just have to wait
on the pipe. - I think maybe that's best.
791
00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:23,722
- Perhaps it was a bit soon to
be discussing such things.
792
00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:26,725
- Perhaps.
- I apologise.
793
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,646
Why don't you hold on to the
pipe, you know, you can get used to it,
794
00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,343
the feel of it and all, okay?
795
00:53:36,387 --> 00:53:37,997
Sure?!
796
00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:41,000
Sneaky, feckin' bastard.
797
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:44,003
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
798
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,445
- Hi.
- Hey.
799
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:53,142
- Not on your way
in for a nightcap are you?
800
00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:56,494
- No, no, I think I've had
more than my fair share today.
801
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,452
No, I was just
getting my steps in.
802
00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,281
- Okay, come,
I'll walk with you.
803
00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:02,935
Make sure you're safe.
804
00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:05,894
- No, no,you don't have to...
- I'm just walking to my car.
805
00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:07,679
Oh! Okay.
806
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,468
- Sorry.
- Sorry?
807
00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:16,035
I didn't mean to overstep.
808
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:17,993
You didn't.
809
00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,996
- Okay, no, just because the way
you looked at me, I just thought maybe I...
810
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,304
- I was smiling,
because that was sweet.
811
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,653
Okay.
812
00:54:25,697 --> 00:54:28,308
I'll tell you if you overstep.
813
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:30,963
- I'm not shy.
- Got it.
814
00:54:31,616 --> 00:54:33,661
- Are you carrying a
firearm in there?
815
00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:36,664
- No, you know what that is,
it's a pipe.
816
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,492
That's Fergus' pipe.
817
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,146
Ciaran gave it to me.
818
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:42,627
That's lovely.
819
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,195
And you sorted everything out
with him, did you?
820
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,893
About the other matter?
821
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:50,809
What other matter?
822
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:54,595
- Did Ciaran not
discuss anything else with you?
823
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,772
[Natalya] That motherfucker!
824
00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:00,297
- Can you believe
the balls on this guy?!
825
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:05,867
- So not only is he screwing
you, he controverts his father's dying wish?
826
00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:08,174
- Yeah, which
by the way, how about that?
827
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:12,526
The old man changes his will,
leaves half of everything to me?
828
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:13,614
Unbelievable!
829
00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:14,920
It's unbelievable.
830
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:17,357
- Wait, how did you
find out, who told you?
831
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,663
This woman Fiona.
832
00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:20,055
And is Fiona
833
00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:21,405
the town crazy person?
834
00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,232
No, she's very sweet
835
00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:24,364
and very pretty.
836
00:55:24,408 --> 00:55:25,670
- Really?
- Yes.
837
00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,149
And unless I am misreading
838
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:30,457
this entirely, she's quite
taken with your father.
839
00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:32,329
Get out of here!
840
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:37,377
Look at you, there two days,
you got a girl and lakefront property.
841
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:38,857
Haha, first of all,
842
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,947
she's a child, she's like your
age and second of all,
843
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,775
you know I'm not going
to take the property, right?
844
00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:46,081
- Why not?
I mean legally it's half yours.
845
00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:48,823
- I know, but...
- But what are you going to do with it?
846
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,217
- Exactly.
Although...
847
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:53,350
- Why should this
asshole keep your half?
848
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,786
- Right?
- The prick!
849
00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:57,528
- Can you imagine...
- Such a beautiful property too.
850
00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:01,793
- I sent you those
pictures, right? - Incredible, the view.
851
00:56:03,055 --> 00:56:04,404
- Ooh!
- What?
852
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,580
- Ooh!
- What?
853
00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:08,277
- Okay, I want you to
look something up for me.
854
00:56:08,321 --> 00:56:09,366
Shoot.
855
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:20,072
- You said he'd
be here at eleven sharp.
856
00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,161
It's not yet eleven.
857
00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:24,772
- You also said he'd be
here yesterday.
858
00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:27,993
- He was feeling poorly
yesterday, so...
859
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:30,387
- And you believe that did ye?
- And why wouldn't I not?
860
00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:34,782
- Because I don't trust the man.
- I understand that, but...
861
00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:37,045
- Good morning gentlemen.
- Good morning to you...
862
00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:40,745
Now you behave yourself.
How are you doing today?
863
00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:43,356
- Very well indeed.
Morning Ciaran.
864
00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:48,753
- Well gentlemen, I think we're
aware we've got a bit of a tricky knot to
865
00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:51,669
- untangle here.
- Let me make this easy for everyone.
866
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:55,673
I'm not gonna take
anything, this is your home.
867
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,505
But you don't want your half?
868
00:57:01,548 --> 00:57:02,767
Nah.
869
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:05,073
The cottage, the land?
870
00:57:05,770 --> 00:57:11,558
- No, you know what, I'm
genuinely touched by your father's generosity, truly
871
00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:17,738
I am and I love what he was
trying to do, but I can't accept this, it's not right.
872
00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:21,220
You stay here, you enjoy
your home as you always have.
873
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,266
Are you sure about this now?
874
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:29,271
And you'd sign a legal
document to that effect?
875
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,840
- Oh yeah, wherever
you want, show me where.
876
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:37,149
- There.
- Here we go, no questions asked.
877
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,589
Okay?
878
00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:46,898
- Well, I feel like a
proper eejit now.
879
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:48,682
Not at all.
880
00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:51,424
I was gonna come clean, I was.
881
00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:57,125
Well, I'd just lost me
da and I was...
882
00:57:58,431 --> 00:57:59,998
- He was hurt.
- You were hurt.
883
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:03,958
- Exactly, I was
hurt and there you are...
884
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:09,094
And we hardly know
you and me father gives you...
885
00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:11,662
- Hey, please, I'd
have felt the same way.
886
00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:14,447
- Really?
- Absolutely.
887
00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:22,281
- Didn't I tell you he
was a good man!
888
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:25,284
That he is, that he is.
889
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,373
- Sláinte.
- Sláinte.
890
00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:36,295
Ah, well I'll be off.
891
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,689
- Thanks Seamus.
- Thank you.
892
00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:41,430
- [Seamus] I'm glad things have
turned out the way they have.
893
00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:46,044
- Hats off to you cousin Barry,
you're a better man than I am.
894
00:58:46,087 --> 00:58:48,612
- Ah come on, not at all,
not at all.
895
00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,745
- I feel kinda like
now ye have to take it.
896
00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:53,791
- All right I will.
- What!?
897
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:56,794
- I'm kidding, I'm
kidding, I was having one on ye.
898
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,362
That was a good one.
899
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,888
- But I hope you know
that you're always welcome.
900
00:59:04,802 --> 00:59:06,107
Any time.
901
00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:08,153
- I may just take
you up on that.
902
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,896
- It sure is lovely here.
- Ah, that it is.
903
00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:14,812
[SOUND OF HEAVY MACHINERY]
904
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:18,163
- Which is why I decided
to build here.
905
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,165
Huh?!
906
00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:21,775
You can't...
907
00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:25,126
- No, no, no, no,
not here, there.
908
00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:30,479
Remember how you told me your
great grandfather never bought those last few
909
00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:33,178
feet, well guess what?
I did!
910
00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:35,397
Yeah.
911
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:40,141
Great, just bring it on down,
good, we're right by the water, as close as you can.
912
00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:43,884
Straight ahead, thank you,
Malachy, Deacon, beautiful.
913
00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,408
Nice fellas.
914
00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:52,023
Yeah, yes, I'm thinking of
putting in a nice wooden dock right around there.
915
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:58,464
Nothing fancy, just a nice spot
to take my tea and watch the sun set over the
916
00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:04,296
water and maybe a wall, like a
wall, nice and high, to protect my view.
917
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,038
Keep out the riff-raff.
918
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:09,606
Sláinte.
919
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,219
You dirty...
920
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:18,658
How is he building
on my feckin' land?
921
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:24,533
- I assure you he's not
building, he's just moving dirt round or something.
922
01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:25,796
Oh, okay.
923
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,145
And can he do that?
924
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:31,279
- If it's his land he can.
Is it his land?
925
01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:34,152
Then he can.
926
01:00:34,195 --> 01:00:36,241
It just doesn't seem right.
927
01:00:36,284 --> 01:00:41,072
Does it seem right to you, huh,
that he can come in here, a foreigner, huh,
928
01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:48,688
and feck around with our land
and our way of life and, and cause all this, this,
929
01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,211
- this...
- Acrimony.
930
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,213
- No, no, this, this...
- Rancour.
931
01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:55,086
Not rancour as much as...
932
01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:56,827
Malevolence.
933
01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,567
- Emnity?
- Whatever!
934
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:01,222
There has to be a
law against it.
935
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:04,008
- Ah, you mean the anti-rancour
and acrimony statute?
936
01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:06,488
- Yes!
- No.
937
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:12,799
- What about for
being an arsehole huh?
938
01:01:12,843 --> 01:01:14,671
There must be a law
against that!
939
01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:16,455
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
940
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:20,981
- I seem to recall we
have something to that effect.
941
01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:31,035
Yes, yes we do.
942
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,255
[Laughing]
943
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:40,392
Yeah, yeah, I like this.
944
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,701
Hey kid, Malachy.
945
01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:47,965
Come here.
946
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:52,012
I think I might be wrong,
let's go higher, like 20%.
947
01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:53,710
- You'll figure that out?
- Sure.
948
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:58,758
- And wider too, 50 feet that
way and again the same that way.
949
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,282
- Okay, so 100 feet...
- You got it boss!
950
01:02:01,326 --> 01:02:03,197
- Yeah.
- You got it, wait a second.
951
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:06,679
See this?
You finish ahead of schedule...
952
01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,943
- You get the other half.
- Right you are.
953
01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,292
- I'll hold it.
- Where's my half?
954
01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:13,251
- Not in front of the American.
- Give me my 20!
955
01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:17,516
[SIREN]
956
01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:22,651
- Alright, alright, let's cease
and desist on all the work.
957
01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:25,480
- Whoa, whoa, wait a second,
what seems to be the problem?
958
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:29,658
- The problem is, is that this
construction started without proper permits.
959
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,225
Oh, I beg to differ.
960
01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:35,708
These were filed yesterday
and valid as of this morning.
961
01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:40,800
- How'd you get this?
- How?
962
01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:42,671
These take years to get!
963
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:45,109
Yeah, well, I made some calls.
964
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:49,896
- Well, be that as it may, I'm
sorry to say that we have a serious violation of
965
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,203
local ordinances.
966
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,509
Oh, is that right?
967
01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:58,339
- Of several
ordinances actually. - Really?
968
01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:00,864
Which ones?
969
01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:03,170
- Which ordinances?
- Mm-hmm.
970
01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:06,608
- Or which violations?
- Your call.
971
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:11,744
- Well, I have a full list
if you care to... - I care to.
972
01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:18,925
- Well, do you know what,
the list itself is back in the station.
973
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,579
Oh, that's unfortunate.
974
01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,277
- I can go and retrieve
it if you'd like? - I would like.
975
01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:27,891
Well... yeah.
976
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,284
I'll go and retrieve it then.
977
01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:38,249
Not so much as a hammer
raised until this is resolved.
978
01:03:39,859 --> 01:03:43,602
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
979
01:03:48,433 --> 01:03:50,827
[SIREN]
980
01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,570
[Mumbles].
981
01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:00,837
[SHEEP BLEATING]
982
01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:10,890
- I knew he can be stubborn and
childish, Ciaran, but to involve the guards!?
983
01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:13,066
It t'was a low blow alright.
984
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:16,940
- Violation of local ordinances,
we can all make up fancy words.
985
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,203
Hey, were we talking with you?
986
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:22,946
- [New York accent] Your Honor,
my client is totally innocent of the alleged infractions.
987
01:04:22,989 --> 01:04:25,078
- [New York accent] I've got
your infraction, right here!
988
01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:29,561
- You should be ashamed of
yourself, defiling our natural beauty like that, shame.
989
01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:34,348
- Ah lay off him Cooney, fair
play as I see it, after what your man Ciaran did to him?!
990
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:38,613
- Ahh, everyone knows you've
had it in for that family, ever since your wife's
991
01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:42,182
funeral when he made
her look like a powdered Beagle!
992
01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:44,706
Well she was no oil painting to
start with, you know.
993
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,361
- Come over here and say
that to my face, Martin Cooney!
994
01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,276
I wouldn't waste the journey!
995
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,670
- If I was 20 years younger,
I swear...
996
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:54,673
- We're the same
age ye daft looner ye!
997
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,458
- Looks like you're now famous
outside this room as well!
998
01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,504
Apparently.
999
01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:03,116
- I hope you'll be the mature
one now and not let this escalate any further.
1000
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,205
- Me?! What makes
you think that I would ever...
1001
01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:08,905
[Screams from outside]
1002
01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:11,908
[Woman] Mother of Jesus!
1003
01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:13,822
Jesus Christ!
1004
01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:15,999
What the fuckin' Jesus...
1005
01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:18,915
- I came in to give the floor a
final once over, I turned on the light and I see...
1006
01:05:20,525 --> 01:05:22,048
Oh look what they've done
to the floors!
1007
01:05:22,353 --> 01:05:24,616
- There's shit all
over the place.
1008
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,835
- How did they get
in here in the first place?
1009
01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:29,142
[BLEATING]
1010
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,406
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1011
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:55,516
- Bless all...
apart from the fucking Yanks!
1012
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,519
[CLANG]
1013
01:05:58,563 --> 01:06:00,521
- Want to play games
with me pal?
1014
01:06:00,565 --> 01:06:04,221
Bring it on!
Bring it on!
1015
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:07,441
- Picked the wrong
Irishman to mess with!
1016
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,536
[SOFT MUSIC]
1017
01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:36,949
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1018
01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:41,649
- I got plenty of towels,
thank you.
1019
01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,042
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1020
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,957
Oh my God.
1021
01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:51,485
I say, thank you,
I have plenty of...
1022
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,053
- Truce.
- Huh?
1023
01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,446
Truce.
1024
01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:57,100
What fuckin' truce?!
1025
01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:00,407
- What do you mean truce?
- I mean enough.
1026
01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:03,541
What are we doing, huh?
1027
01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:09,460
I mean, this is precisely what
my father was trying to bring to an end...
1028
01:07:09,721 --> 01:07:11,201
And look at us.
1029
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,594
We're as bad as the
rest of them.
1030
01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,077
Can I come in?
1031
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,296
No!
1032
01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,689
All right, fair enough.
1033
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,606
Well, I just want to
tell you that...
1034
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,304
Okay, come in.
1035
01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,393
Just come in.
1036
01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:41,448
- In honour of my father and
your father, and all the fathers before,
1037
01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:46,062
what do you say we
bring an end to this now?
1038
01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:50,501
No, I know, I know, I know,
I was the one that started it all with you.
1039
01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:53,330
And for that I truly apologise.
1040
01:07:53,678 --> 01:07:56,463
It wasn't big and it
wasn't clever.
1041
01:07:56,507 --> 01:08:03,340
So I get why you struck back at
me and I struck back at you and you struck
1042
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:05,429
back at me again.
1043
01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:10,695
But on and on it goes,
towards what?
1044
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,567
What good can come of it?
1045
01:08:17,745 --> 01:08:21,749
- Are you playing with
me right now? - No, no, no, no, I'm not, no.
1046
01:08:21,793 --> 01:08:23,403
God, no.
1047
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,973
Okay.
1048
01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:30,149
Okay?
1049
01:08:30,193 --> 01:08:32,891
I'm saying yeah, you're right.
1050
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,808
We can do better.
1051
01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:39,985
Ahhhh...
1052
01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:44,163
Good man.
1053
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:46,122
- Done.
- Right.
1054
01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:51,039
I must say that that bit with
the sheep, that was very good.
1055
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,478
- Thank you... man,
those are some filthy creatures!
1056
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:58,656
- Ah Barry, we're all
filthy creatures.
1057
01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:01,833
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1058
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,144
Huh!
1059
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:22,680
Hmm.
1060
01:09:22,984 --> 01:09:24,551
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1061
01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:26,597
- [Barry] What, did you
change your mind already?
1062
01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:31,341
- I brought you some
fresh towels.
1063
01:09:31,384 --> 01:09:34,213
- Oh, that's okay,
I've got plenty of towels.
1064
01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:36,172
I've already brought them!
1065
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:38,609
Okay, thank you.
1066
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,786
Thank you.
1067
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,615
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1068
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:48,488
- You know, there's only so many
towels a person can have.
1069
01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:51,187
Can I come in?
1070
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,493
- Huh?
Yes, sure, of course.
1071
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:58,411
- Okay, look, this nonsense has
got to stop, yourself and Ciaran are like a pair
1072
01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:01,588
of eejits, you're embarrassing
yourselves, you're embarrassing the
1073
01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,286
town, and someone's
gonna get hurt.
1074
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,939
I'm not saying
you're entirely to blame...
1075
01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:06,854
- I already had
this conversation. - Hmm?
1076
01:10:06,898 --> 01:10:08,987
- He was just here.
- Ciaran, when?
1077
01:10:09,030 --> 01:10:12,164
- Like a minute
ago, and we called a truce.
1078
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,513
- You did?
- Yes.
1079
01:10:13,557 --> 01:10:15,341
We agreed no more
fighting, no more quarrelling...
1080
01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:17,909
- That's great, that is
wonderful news.
1081
01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,606
Good for you.
1082
01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:23,219
- Yeah, we decided we're going
to appeal to our better angels.
1083
01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:26,091
I'm not sure I have
better angels, but...
1084
01:10:26,134 --> 01:10:27,397
Oh, I think you do.
1085
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:29,529
I've just seen them.
1086
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,926
- Ah shit are we gonna kiss now?
- What?
1087
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,884
Because, you know what, it's
been a very long time for me.
1088
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:40,497
I'm in pyjamas,
which is not at all... - I wasn't going to kiss you.
1089
01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:45,545
- You weren't.
Okay, well, that's embarrassing.
1090
01:10:45,589 --> 01:10:47,068
You Americans!
1091
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,376
- To be fair, I don't know
that's an American thing really, so much as,
1092
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:53,205
- you know, most men.
- Okay. Okay.
1093
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:59,211
Look, I just -- I'm glad that
you've both come to your senses.
1094
01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:01,561
I'm proud of you.
1095
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,302
Thank you.
1096
01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,825
Can I give you a hug?
1097
01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:07,611
Or will that confuse
you further?
1098
01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:11,092
- No, it won't
confuse me, I can handle a hug.
1099
01:11:15,445 --> 01:11:18,622
Oh the cagey fucker!
1100
01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:21,538
I hope now I didn't overstep.
1101
01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:23,670
- No, no, no, very
glad you came.
1102
01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:28,327
- Well, well, well,
isn't this lovely and cosy?
1103
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:29,894
This is not what you think.
1104
01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:32,331
- Was this your plan
all along, huh? - No, no, no.
1105
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:35,378
- To sleep with my ex wife?
- Not at all... wait, what?!
1106
01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,205
- And you think that
will break me?
1107
01:11:37,249 --> 01:11:39,077
Stop talking shite.
1108
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,774
Nobody slept with anybody.
1109
01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:42,907
- Wait, wait, go back, go back,
what do you mean your ex wife?
1110
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,779
Wait a sec, that's
who you were married to!
1111
01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:48,042
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Like you didn't know!
1112
01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,609
- How the hell would
I know that?
1113
01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,045
- I didn't tell him.
- Why not?
1114
01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:53,134
- Why would I?
- How would you not tell me that?
1115
01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:55,093
It's ancient history!
1116
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,792
- There's like 12
people in the whole town.
1117
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:02,579
You didn't think it was worth
mentioning that the guy you married is the one guy I know?
1118
01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:06,539
- I'm not in the habit of
talking about my business to people I've just met.
1119
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,715
- And that way you
can play him against me.
1120
01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:10,717
I'm not playing anybody!
1121
01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:12,719
- Wait a sec, is that
what that was?
1122
01:12:12,763 --> 01:12:14,547
Is that what what was?
1123
01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:16,593
- The flirting.
- I wasn't flirting.
1124
01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:20,727
Jesus Christ would
you stop flattering yourself.
1125
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,947
You're old enough to
be my father.
1126
01:12:23,513 --> 01:12:24,949
Younger than him!
1127
01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,081
- Well you wouldn't
think it to watch him exercise.
1128
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:30,084
A proper stroke I
thought he was having...
1129
01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,738
Oh, oh, oh!
1130
01:12:31,782 --> 01:12:33,653
I didn't ever make that sound.
1131
01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:38,615
Okay, wait a second, how do I
know this wasn't all part of your plan?
1132
01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,312
- What plan?
- Okay, see now it makes sense.
1133
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,532
What makes sense?
1134
01:12:42,575 --> 01:12:46,797
- You send in your ex to double
team me and that way you can work me from both sides.
1135
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:50,714
Oh I hope you stop all this and
give Ciaran his land back.
1136
01:12:50,757 --> 01:12:52,890
Okay, I got it now.
1137
01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:58,983
- I was the one that told him to
stop being an arse and do the right thing by you.
1138
01:13:00,288 --> 01:13:01,551
She did, actually.
1139
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:04,945
- Okay, so maybe the last part
was wrong, but you know what...
1140
01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:07,644
- I wonder why?
- Why what?
1141
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:11,952
- Why were you so concerned
that he gets his half of the property, huh?
1142
01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:16,870
Do you know that she has a
vested interest in this particular piece of land?
1143
01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:19,830
- Oh, for fuck sake!
- [Barry] What, what, what?
1144
01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:25,488
- Tell him, how you might stand
to benefit if the land was broken up between us.
1145
01:13:25,531 --> 01:13:28,404
- You are such an
enormous arsehole!
1146
01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:32,190
- When my great grandfather
bought the land, remember you commented on
1147
01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:33,931
how clever he was?
1148
01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:36,934
Do you know who he
bought it from?
1149
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:41,373
- Would you care to guess?
- No.
1150
01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:43,680
- Ah go on, go on,
have a guess, have a guess.
1151
01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:46,944
- I don't...
- Have a guess go on!
1152
01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,511
Just fucking tell me.
1153
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:51,731
Her great, great grandfather.
1154
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,168
Really?
1155
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,606
- It happened a
thousand years ago.
1156
01:13:56,649 --> 01:13:58,172
Who gives a shit what
happened then?
1157
01:13:58,216 --> 01:14:00,261
- Well it certainly
didn't help our marriage.
1158
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:04,527
- Oh no, you didn't help our
marriage, let me let you in on a little secret.
1159
01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:09,053
Our marriage didn't end because
of a stupid story about a stupid piece of land.
1160
01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:13,753
Our marriage ended because
you are petty and spiteful and angry at
1161
01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:19,367
everyone but yourself, for
whatever the fuck it is you think the world owes you!
1162
01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:23,546
I tell you what, you can both
take the land and the house and shove them both
1163
01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,244
up both your asses
for all I care!
1164
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,377
[DOOR SLAMS]
1165
01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:32,816
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
1166
01:14:36,428 --> 01:14:38,343
I don't think I'm petty.
1167
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:44,610
I was serious before, I really
wanted to make peace with you.
1168
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,872
Oh, me too.
1169
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,700
- Swords into
ploughshares and all that.
1170
01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:49,572
Yeah, same here.
1171
01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:50,921
But now...
1172
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:55,403
You're going to be a sorry man
you ever set foot in Ireland.
1173
01:14:55,447 --> 01:14:57,449
Oh, I already am.
1174
01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,757
But if you think I'm leaving
now? Fat chance of that.
1175
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,411
Oh, big city boy.
1176
01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,805
Very clever, huh?
1177
01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:08,068
You may have met your match.
1178
01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:10,680
- I may have, but
it sure as hell ain't you!
1179
01:15:10,723 --> 01:15:12,682
Well, we'll see about that.
1180
01:15:12,725 --> 01:15:14,684
- Oh yeah, we will
see about that.
1181
01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:18,905
- Did I tell you,
they're a sneaky lot.
1182
01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,777
Yeah.
1183
01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:25,172
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1184
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,959
- Good man yourself.
- Shame!
1185
01:15:30,395 --> 01:15:32,832
[SIREN]
1186
01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:35,313
[SCREECH OF TIRES]
1187
01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:38,621
Maybe the worst parking ever!
1188
01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:40,405
- All right, up
against car please.
1189
01:15:40,971 --> 01:15:42,581
What are you doing?
1190
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,104
Hands behind your back.
1191
01:15:44,148 --> 01:15:47,499
- I didn't steal the
sheep, I borrowed them.
1192
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:48,718
Off who?
1193
01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:50,458
- Off from whoever's
sheep they were.
1194
01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,851
Uh hmm.
1195
01:15:51,895 --> 01:15:54,114
- If anything I was
doing those sheep a service,
1196
01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:56,595
I took them off the street
where God knows what can happen
1197
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,031
and I brought them inside.
1198
01:15:58,075 --> 01:16:00,556
Brought them inside where?
1199
01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:02,862
- Into Ciaran's...
- Yeah, exactly.
1200
01:16:02,906 --> 01:16:05,473
That's known as
breaking and entering.
1201
01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:09,782
- Yeah, and this is known
as a breaking my balls bullshit charge.
1202
01:16:09,826 --> 01:16:11,958
And are these really necessary?
1203
01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:13,351
[CAMERA CLICK]
Hey!
1204
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:17,921
- It's for my scrapbook,
you are my first American.
1205
01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:20,140
That's certainly not legal.
1206
01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:23,579
- You know what,
maybe you're right?
1207
01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:27,234
I'm gonna make an
executive decision and say...
1208
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:33,066
You're free to go.
1209
01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:38,376
- Just don't do it again.
- I won't.
1210
01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,511
Did you get it?
1211
01:16:46,863 --> 01:16:49,082
[PHONE BEEPS]
1212
01:16:50,214 --> 01:16:52,042
[Sighs].
1213
01:16:56,307 --> 01:16:57,874
[Chuckles].
1214
01:16:58,222 --> 01:17:01,051
- He should pay his
lamb malfeasance.
1215
01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:05,664
In an eternity of his
own screams.
1216
01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:06,926
- Enough!
- I'll stop.
1217
01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:08,536
Yeah, that's it.
1218
01:17:09,276 --> 01:17:12,628
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1219
01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:24,640
[PHONE BUZZES]
1220
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:31,124
- Hey.
- [Natalya] Did you get arrested? Is that true?
1221
01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:33,866
- What?
- Did you get arrested for
1222
01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:37,653
misappropriating and
confining nine adult sheep?
1223
01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:39,437
For God's sake!
1224
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,874
- How do you know about that?
- It's online.
1225
01:17:41,918 --> 01:17:43,484
It's all over the place.
1226
01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:46,618
Veteran New York developer,
Barry Gorman, arrested overseas.
1227
01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,839
Manhattan tower
builder caught with sheep.
1228
01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:52,406
- Oh, that's hysterical.
- Really?!
1229
01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:55,583
Well guess who just pulled out
of the 57th Street deal?
1230
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,629
- Wait they what?
- Yep.
1231
01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,239
No, they can't do that.
1232
01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:01,546
- Really?
Because they just did.
1233
01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,199
- What do you mean?
Why?
1234
01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:04,288
Why?
1235
01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:07,900
Because they don't want
to be in business with an international sheep stealer.
1236
01:18:07,944 --> 01:18:10,120
Okay, well, that's just nuts.
1237
01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:14,690
I'm gonna call them and I will
explain what happened, because this is crazy.
1238
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:15,691
Dad,
1239
01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:16,735
it's done!
1240
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,128
They pulled out.
1241
01:18:18,171 --> 01:18:20,130
It doesn't matter what
you say to them.
1242
01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:21,914
- It's gone.
- What do you mean it's gone?
1243
01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:26,353
- I mean, someone else is going
to build 57th Street, not us.
1244
01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:30,401
- Yeah, okay, I'm gonna
call you back.
1245
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:38,496
[LIVELY MUSIC]
1246
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,676
- Hey!
Fuckhead!
1247
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,286
[LOUD THUD]
1248
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,375
Is that funny to you?
1249
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,116
Screwing with my livelihood.
1250
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,814
- Okay, okay, settle
down now lads.
1251
01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:52,858
No you settle down.
1252
01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:55,121
- You settle down.
- How you doing?
1253
01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:58,908
- Do you have any idea how
much money you just cost me?
1254
01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:00,953
Do you have any fucking idea?!
1255
01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:02,781
Have you lost your mind?
1256
01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:05,566
This guy, this guy is a snake.
1257
01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:08,134
- This guy is a fuckin'...
- Better a rat than a snake.
1258
01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:10,746
- Now don't you be slagging off
Ciaran, he's a good man.
1259
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,138
Oh, really?!
1260
01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:14,184
- He tried to screw
him out of his inheritance.
1261
01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:16,882
- He put that
stupid wall up in his garden.
1262
01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:19,145
- Yeah, only in direct
response to him.
1263
01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:21,147
- Ah you're talking
out your arse. - Oh am I?
1264
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,976
- Yeah, now shut your
hole, or I'll shut it for you.
1265
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:27,327
- Wooo, will ya, I'd like
to see you try!
1266
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:31,201
[Clamoring]
1267
01:19:35,509 --> 01:19:39,035
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
1268
01:19:43,866 --> 01:19:47,565
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
1269
01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:21,294
- Jesus, he's having a
heart attack!
1270
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,905
- Give him some air.
- Lift his head up.
1271
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,994
- That's for choking
- Give him the Heimlich.
1272
01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:26,386
That's also for choking.
1273
01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:27,953
- You're meant to
elevate his feet.
1274
01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:29,737
Someone call an ambulance.
1275
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,441
Well, let's get him
into it then!
1276
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,705
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1277
01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:48,321
- Aw, you poor crature.
- You'll be all right son, hang in there.
1278
01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:50,280
I'll bet he's faking it.
1279
01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:53,283
- Ahhh, we'll have
none of that now.
1280
01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:55,502
Did you see that?
1281
01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,376
Really?!
1282
01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:02,727
- There, look, he did it again
the minute you turned around.
1283
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:06,078
Oh I'm on to you, you
Yankee bastard.
1284
01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:07,950
You're not fooling anybody.
1285
01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:10,387
- You should be
ashamed of yourself.
1286
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:21,789
[SIREN]
1287
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:31,887
[PHONE BUZZING]
1288
01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:34,237
- [Natalya] Hi Dad.
Dad?
1289
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,457
- Sorry, is this
Barry Gorman's daughter?
1290
01:21:38,154 --> 01:21:40,765
- Yes.
Who's this?
1291
01:21:41,026 --> 01:21:43,899
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1292
01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,653
You alright?
1293
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:03,135
- Me head's
throbbing a bit, but I'm okay.
1294
01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:07,313
- That was a fierce whack you
took, wouldn't have guessed he could throw that hard.
1295
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,552
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1296
01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:35,037
- Am I dead now?
- You're most certainly not!
1297
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:39,171
You've had what's called a
cardiac incident, no damage to the heart itself.
1298
01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:41,521
Okay.
1299
01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:47,179
- But we're going to keep you
here a day or two longer, just in case you keel over again.
1300
01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:49,268
Okay, thank you.
1301
01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:53,490
- I've been asked to tell you
that your daughter should be arriving tomorrow.
1302
01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,318
Oh, good, good, good.
1303
01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,624
Right, I'll leave you to rest.
1304
01:22:57,668 --> 01:22:59,409
Okay, thank you.
1305
01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:02,194
- All right, Mr. Gorman.
- Yes.
1306
01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,283
- Oh sorry, I meant this
Mr. Gorman.
1307
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,806
What the...
1308
01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:08,070
- Oh Jesus, you're not
putting me in with him are you?
1309
01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:09,767
What's the matter with him?
1310
01:23:09,810 --> 01:23:11,899
- Well, we thought there that
he might have had a concussion.
1311
01:23:11,943 --> 01:23:16,426
Or worse, as a general rule, we
suggest avoid getting hit in the face...
1312
01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:19,081
With anything!
1313
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:23,955
Perhaps at some point, a prayer
of gratitude from each of you would be in order.
1314
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,479
You've both been
quite lucky today.
1315
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,746
- Excuse me, I'm wondering if
there's another room that I can have,
1316
01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:35,227
- because I'm not comfortable.
- We've got a full house at the moment
1317
01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,360
so I'm afraid this is all
we have to offer.
1318
01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:40,798
- Well, is there someone
else I can talk to, the manager?
1319
01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,495
The manager?
1320
01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:44,802
- I don't know what it's called
here, but I'm not... I insist...
1321
01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:46,543
Is there a problem?
1322
01:23:50,329 --> 01:23:53,245
Nah, there's no, no problem.
1323
01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:56,292
We're fine, thank you.
1324
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:09,653
[WHIRRING]
1325
01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:22,709
[WHIRRING]
1326
01:24:24,276 --> 01:24:26,887
- I'm sorry I gave you
a concussion.
1327
01:24:26,931 --> 01:24:28,411
You didn't!
1328
01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:31,805
- I'm sorry I almost
gave you a concussion.
1329
01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:35,287
That's really not okay,
it's just, there's no excuse for that.
1330
01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:41,380
And I just want to say
I'm sorry, truly.
1331
01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:47,734
[WHIRRING]
1332
01:24:47,995 --> 01:24:51,738
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1333
01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:59,485
[WHIRRING]
1334
01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:03,446
- I'm sorry I killed
your business.
1335
01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:05,491
I didn't mean to do that.
1336
01:25:05,535 --> 01:25:07,754
I wanted to embarrass you.
1337
01:25:07,798 --> 01:25:12,019
I don't deny that, I wanted
to poke you with a stick, but...
1338
01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,980
Well, I'm sorry about that.
1339
01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:19,114
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1340
01:25:20,985 --> 01:25:28,949
You know, I meant what I said
the other night about wanting to end this.
1341
01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:32,039
Hey, so did I.
1342
01:25:32,866 --> 01:25:35,130
And yet, here we are.
1343
01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:38,611
Here we are.
1344
01:25:39,221 --> 01:25:41,005
What shall we do then?
1345
01:25:41,048 --> 01:25:43,486
You and I, how can we...
1346
01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,879
[Sighs].
1347
01:25:46,576 --> 01:25:48,708
What is it you'd like?
1348
01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:52,756
Pfft, what do you want?
1349
01:25:52,799 --> 01:25:57,543
- Well I suppose I'd
like to be a bigger man.
1350
01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:03,593
I'd like to be able to honour me
da's wishes and do what he asked.
1351
01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:08,728
I'd like to trust you.
1352
01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:11,601
But... can I speak honestly?
1353
01:26:11,862 --> 01:26:14,778
- Please.
- I don't trust you.
1354
01:26:15,257 --> 01:26:18,390
Well, I don't trust you.
1355
01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:25,963
- Well, common ground then,
maybe we can build on that.
1356
01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:32,448
How about we both sleep on it
and we attack it fresh in the morning, huh?
1357
01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,537
Fair enough.
1358
01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:37,235
I think my daughter's
coming tomorrow.
1359
01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:39,498
Ah, that'll be nice, eh.
1360
01:26:42,501 --> 01:26:45,722
[WHIRRING]
1361
01:26:45,765 --> 01:26:48,115
- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
1362
01:26:48,159 --> 01:26:49,595
Well, I thought we were done.
1363
01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:51,989
- Yes, but if you close
that I can't see the window.
1364
01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:57,255
- Well if we leave it open, we
can see each other and that benefits no one.
1365
01:26:57,299 --> 01:26:59,083
I'm with you there.
1366
01:26:59,126 --> 01:27:01,607
- How about we leave it half
open, you know, half open half closed,
1367
01:27:01,651 --> 01:27:04,393
- is that fair?
- That sounds fair, let's see that.
1368
01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:10,094
[WHIRRING]
1369
01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:12,009
Stop for a second.
1370
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:15,055
We can't both do it.
1371
01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:17,101
We can't both do it at
the same time, put yours down.
1372
01:27:17,797 --> 01:27:19,756
You put yours down first.
1373
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,674
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
1374
01:27:32,421 --> 01:27:34,292
Would you like to do it?
1375
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:35,815
You can do it.
1376
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,687
Or I can do it.
1377
01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:40,733
You do it.
1378
01:27:41,517 --> 01:27:43,519
[WHIRRING]
1379
01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:45,695
How's that?
1380
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:49,655
Can't really see the window.
1381
01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:51,962
Jesus Christ!
1382
01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:53,485
[WHIRRING]
1383
01:27:53,529 --> 01:27:55,008
Litte more.
1384
01:27:55,052 --> 01:27:56,619
[WHIRRING]
1385
01:27:57,228 --> 01:27:58,751
Perfect!
1386
01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:00,797
Thank you.
1387
01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:05,280
I can still see you.
1388
01:28:05,628 --> 01:28:07,543
- Are you f-- kidding me?
1389
01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:11,198
[WHIRRING]
1390
01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:12,330
A little bit more.
1391
01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:14,289
[WHIRRING]
A bit more, bit more.
1392
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:15,507
I'm losing window.
1393
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,205
- [WHIRRING]
- Go on, go on, nearly there.
1394
01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:20,643
[WHIRRING]
Too much.
1395
01:28:21,252 --> 01:28:23,559
- Okay?
- Perfect.
1396
01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:26,257
Ahhh!
1397
01:28:30,392 --> 01:28:32,655
- I think my
daughter's coming tomorrow.
1398
01:28:33,917 --> 01:28:35,484
So you said.
1399
01:28:35,527 --> 01:28:37,355
She's a great girl.
1400
01:28:37,399 --> 01:28:38,791
I'm sure she is.
1401
01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:40,619
I worry about her though.
1402
01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:43,970
You know, you always
want your kids to find someone.
1403
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,885
Not that she
couldn't manage on her own.
1404
01:28:45,929 --> 01:28:48,061
Obviously, she's very capable.
1405
01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:51,630
She could do, she'd be fine on
her own, but it's not the same, it's not the same.
1406
01:28:51,674 --> 01:28:53,545
[WHIRRING]
When you have two people...
1407
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:56,331
When there's two people, then
you always have somebody in your corner.
1408
01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:57,767
You always have some...
1409
01:28:59,725 --> 01:29:01,118
Still talking!
1410
01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:10,083
- [Fiona] I didn't know if you
still liked crossword puzzles.
1411
01:29:10,127 --> 01:29:11,868
- [Ciaran] Oh, I do, I do.
- Good.
1412
01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,565
I brought you some of
those as well.
1413
01:29:13,609 --> 01:29:15,915
- You can split them between you.
- Thank you.
1414
01:29:15,959 --> 01:29:18,353
- And I brought you a
bunch of these.
1415
01:29:19,005 --> 01:29:21,443
You can read up on
your Kardashians.
1416
01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,749
- Fantastic!
That's great.
1417
01:29:23,793 --> 01:29:26,317
Hey, do Americans play chess?
1418
01:29:26,839 --> 01:29:29,755
Yes, Americans play chess.
1419
01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:32,279
- All right then, you two
can have at it.
1420
01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:35,108
- As long as you play nicely.
- Oh, we will, we will.
1421
01:29:35,152 --> 01:29:38,982
- Yeah, I think you're thinking
of the old us, because we're fine now.
1422
01:29:39,330 --> 01:29:41,767
- Hello.
- There you you are.
1423
01:29:41,811 --> 01:29:44,335
- There you are!
- Hello.
1424
01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,427
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
1425
01:29:49,471 --> 01:29:50,907
Please tell her I'm fine.
1426
01:29:50,950 --> 01:29:52,691
He's grand, right as rain.
1427
01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:54,824
- This is my daughter.
- Very nice to meet you.
1428
01:29:54,867 --> 01:29:55,868
Hi.
1429
01:29:55,912 --> 01:29:57,740
- Where's the baby?
- What baby?
1430
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,396
Home, in very safe hands.
1431
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,658
That's probably best.
1432
01:30:02,701 --> 01:30:03,659
Come, come, come.
1433
01:30:03,702 --> 01:30:05,356
You gotta meet everybody.
1434
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,663
Okay, this is cousin Ciaran.
1435
01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,882
This is my beautiful
daughter Natalya.
1436
01:30:09,926 --> 01:30:12,058
Ah, hello, hello, how are you?
1437
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,191
And this is Fiona.
1438
01:30:14,713 --> 01:30:18,021
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
1439
01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:53,665
- [Officer] The greatest
happiness of life is the conviction of being loved,
1440
01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:56,233
loved for ourselves.
1441
01:30:56,538 --> 01:31:02,065
If there's anything better than
being loved, it is to love another.
1442
01:31:02,108 --> 01:31:03,588
[Loud sobbing].
1443
01:31:03,632 --> 01:31:06,330
- For God's sake, would
you ever get a hold of yourself?
1444
01:31:07,549 --> 01:31:10,465
- For God does not
make a love that is wrong.
1445
01:31:11,161 --> 01:31:18,734
This is a union of two
individuals, of heart, mind, body and spirit.
1446
01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:27,525
Therefore, marriage should not
be entered into lightly, but, reverently,
1447
01:31:27,569 --> 01:31:30,441
honestly and deliberately.
1448
01:31:31,573 --> 01:31:33,923
I now have a question
for each of you.
1449
01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:41,408
Natalya, you have chosen Fiona
to be your wife and partner through life,
1450
01:31:41,452 --> 01:31:43,846
will you love and respect her?
1451
01:31:43,889 --> 01:31:46,805
Will you be honest
with her always?
1452
01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:50,200
And will you stand with
her through whatever may come?
1453
01:31:50,243 --> 01:31:51,114
I will.
1454
01:31:53,116 --> 01:31:57,816
- Fiona, you have chosen Natalya
to be your wife and partner through life.
1455
01:31:57,860 --> 01:32:00,210
Will you love and respect her?
1456
01:32:00,253 --> 01:32:02,473
Will you be honest
with her always?
1457
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:06,477
And will you stand with
her through whatever may come?
1458
01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:08,261
I will.
1459
01:32:10,394 --> 01:32:15,530
- Well then, by the power vested
in me by the fine people of Ireland, and by the
1460
01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:20,273
loving grace of God, and that
can be any god that you want.
1461
01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:24,582
I know pronounce you married.
1462
01:32:24,626 --> 01:32:29,544
You may... oh hang on is this
where we do the bit with the glass?
1463
01:32:31,807 --> 01:32:33,460
[Whistles].
1464
01:32:39,162 --> 01:32:40,598
[GLASS BREAKING]
1465
01:32:40,642 --> 01:32:43,819
[APPLAUSE]
1466
01:32:43,862 --> 01:32:47,300
You may now seal
the marriage with a kiss.
1467
01:32:50,173 --> 01:33:01,532
[APPLAUSE]
1468
01:33:12,804 --> 01:33:24,990
[MUSIC AND LAUGHTER]
1469
01:33:25,034 --> 01:33:26,818
- You know how
much I love you, right?
1470
01:33:26,862 --> 01:33:28,428
I do, yeah.
1471
01:33:29,473 --> 01:33:30,866
And you...
1472
01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,348
You know how happy I am
that you two found each other?
1473
01:33:35,392 --> 01:33:37,133
I do, yeah.
1474
01:33:37,176 --> 01:33:39,135
- By the way I can do this now,
because you're my daughter-in-law.
1475
01:33:39,178 --> 01:33:40,919
- You know.
- I understand.
1476
01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:42,878
- Okay, and you'll tell
me if I overstep. - You're overstepping.
1477
01:33:43,356 --> 01:33:45,445
- [Woman] Natalya?
- Love you guys.
1478
01:33:45,489 --> 01:33:48,666
- Oi, well, we better go
spend some time with my mother
1479
01:33:48,710 --> 01:33:51,277
or we'll never hear
the end of it. - Go, go, go.
1480
01:33:51,582 --> 01:33:53,236
By the way, her new guy...
1481
01:33:54,411 --> 01:33:55,586
Right!
1482
01:33:56,979 --> 01:34:00,025
- Fergus, with our Fergus?!
- That was ages ago.
1483
01:34:00,069 --> 01:34:01,940
He hadn't married yet.
1484
01:34:01,984 --> 01:34:05,204
Also, do remember old
man Coughlan?
1485
01:34:05,248 --> 01:34:07,598
- Had the
upholstery and knitting shop?
1486
01:34:08,338 --> 01:34:09,992
Did him as well.
1487
01:34:10,035 --> 01:34:14,300
- I'm not sure this is quite the
time or place to be confessing.
1488
01:34:14,344 --> 01:34:16,607
- I'm not confessing,
I'm just telling ye.
1489
01:34:17,608 --> 01:34:19,131
Here's one that'll surprise you.
1490
01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:23,179
Do you remember the McDermott
twins, Graham and Douglas?
1491
01:34:23,222 --> 01:34:24,354
Well...
1492
01:34:27,618 --> 01:34:29,881
[CHEERING]
1493
01:34:29,925 --> 01:34:31,100
- Hey.
- Yeah.
1494
01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:36,845
- You know, maybe I'm thick, but
it honestly never occurred to me that it was
1495
01:34:36,888 --> 01:34:38,673
women she fancied.
1496
01:34:39,151 --> 01:34:40,892
I don't know that she did.
1497
01:34:40,936 --> 01:34:44,200
She just fancies my daughter.
1498
01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:53,078
- Well you just get pig's blood
and you stuff it in to the beef's intestines.
1499
01:34:53,122 --> 01:34:54,689
No?
Get her a drink there will ye?
1500
01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:56,429
- [Malachy] [New York accent]
You ever been to Brooklyn?
1501
01:34:56,473 --> 01:34:57,779
It's right by the water.
1502
01:34:57,822 --> 01:34:59,737
Oh, it's beautiful in Brooklyn.
1503
01:34:59,781 --> 01:35:02,740
- Have you been to Brooklyn?
- What are you kiddin'?
1504
01:35:02,784 --> 01:35:05,438
- I'm from Brooklyn.
- Hey, come on.
1505
01:35:05,482 --> 01:35:06,918
Ah just forget it.
1506
01:35:06,962 --> 01:35:10,226
[LIVELY MUSIC]
1507
01:35:12,837 --> 01:35:15,448
- He's a pure dote
that grandson of yours.
1508
01:35:15,492 --> 01:35:16,754
Who's the other kid?
1509
01:35:16,798 --> 01:35:19,452
- Well, that's Fiona's
sister's little fella.
1510
01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:20,627
Okay.
1511
01:35:20,671 --> 01:35:22,847
- I suppose that
makes him me ex-nephew.
1512
01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:25,110
And now he's my nephew?
1513
01:35:28,853 --> 01:35:32,683
- [Padraig] Oi, keep it away
from the grown ups now, right.
1514
01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:34,641
There you are.
1515
01:35:35,817 --> 01:35:37,296
Listen to this.
1516
01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,559
So I'm standing there
getting some deviled eggs.
1517
01:35:39,603 --> 01:35:42,780
And Caitlin Murphy comes over to
say she was unhappy with how we did her
1518
01:35:42,824 --> 01:35:44,434
grandmother's funeral.
1519
01:35:44,477 --> 01:35:47,350
And I said, love, I'm
off the clock.
1520
01:35:47,393 --> 01:35:50,614
And incidentally, that was
four years ago.
1521
01:35:50,657 --> 01:35:52,921
[Laughter]
1522
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:57,099
- I don't know what you're
telling me for, it's your problem now.
1523
01:35:57,490 --> 01:35:58,578
It's your business.
1524
01:36:00,842 --> 01:36:02,147
We're gonna miss you.
1525
01:36:02,191 --> 01:36:03,758
Nah, you're not!
1526
01:36:03,801 --> 01:36:05,324
[SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS]
1527
01:36:05,368 --> 01:36:07,152
What did I just tell you?
1528
01:36:07,196 --> 01:36:08,980
I'm sorry about that
Mrs. Scully.
1529
01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:10,199
Come here you!
1530
01:36:10,242 --> 01:36:13,028
- So what is your plan?
- Oh, no plan.
1531
01:36:13,071 --> 01:36:15,726
Just see it all.
1532
01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:19,817
There's a great big world
out there beyond this parish.
1533
01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:25,518
- Well, I think your father
would be quite pleased with all of this.
1534
01:36:26,171 --> 01:36:27,912
I think he would Seamus.
1535
01:36:27,956 --> 01:36:30,872
- You boys have
done something mighty.
1536
01:36:30,915 --> 01:36:33,613
- [Ciaran] Nah.
- No, ye have.
1537
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:38,444
I don't know why it is we always
need to be going at each other?
1538
01:36:38,923 --> 01:36:41,317
I suppose it's human nature.
1539
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,102
But you've put an end to it.
1540
01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:47,671
In this corner of the
world you have.
1541
01:36:48,324 --> 01:36:54,678
And that's a marvellous
thing, a pure marvellous thing.
1542
01:36:57,333 --> 01:37:00,249
Your father would be very proud.
1543
01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:07,734
- You know what,
here's to Fergus.
1544
01:37:10,955 --> 01:37:12,739
To Fergus.
1545
01:37:12,783 --> 01:37:14,132
To Fergus.
1546
01:37:14,176 --> 01:37:17,222
[LIVELY MUSIC]
1547
01:37:21,705 --> 01:37:24,534
[Children cooing]
1548
01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:30,105
Well, I guess we did it.
1549
01:37:31,541 --> 01:37:33,543
I guess we did.
1550
01:37:34,283 --> 01:37:38,113
- Finally, peace in the family.
- Amen.
1551
01:37:42,030 --> 01:37:47,644
[Crying]
1552
01:37:52,083 --> 01:37:59,264
[PHONE RINGS]
1553
01:37:59,656 --> 01:38:07,316
- Hello, hey I was hoping you'd
call, so what do you think?
1554
01:38:08,056 --> 01:38:12,538
Oh, tis lovely, lovely indeed!
1555
01:38:13,931 --> 01:38:18,196
[LIVELY MUSIC]
1556
01:39:08,159 --> 01:39:12,381
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1557
01:40:05,129 --> 01:40:09,699
[LIVELY MUSIC]
1558
01:40:54,178 --> 01:40:59,183
♪ When Irish eyes are smiling
1559
01:40:59,444 --> 01:41:04,014
♪ Sure it is like a morn
in Spring
1560
01:41:04,232 --> 01:41:08,714
♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter
1561
01:41:08,758 --> 01:41:13,545
♪ You can hear the angels sing
1562
01:41:14,155 --> 01:41:18,246
♪ When Irish hearts are happy
1563
01:41:18,550 --> 01:41:23,077
♪ All the world seems
bright and gay
1564
01:41:23,338 --> 01:41:30,867
♪ And when Irish
eyes are smiling
1565
01:41:31,215 --> 01:41:41,051
♪ Sure they steal
your heart away ♪