1 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:50,958 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 2 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,042 We love you Elisabeth! 3 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,083 Please! 4 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:56,167 Over here! 5 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,417 Oh my God, we love you! 6 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,000 ...my favorite. 7 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,333 - Wanna get something to eat? - Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 8 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,083 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... 9 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,458 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 10 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:27,625 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 11 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,167 He owes me 20 bucks. 12 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:50,917 Get out the way! 13 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,125 Vamos ! 14 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:56,125 Shit! 15 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,250 You got it! 16 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,375 Feel that power, ladies! 17 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,875 And march! Get those knees up. 18 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:35,042 You got it! 19 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,083 Come on! 20 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,708 Front. 21 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:42,042 Kick! 22 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,792 Kick! 23 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,875 Oh yeah, you got it! 24 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:47,875 Square. 25 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,750 Think about those bikini bods. 26 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,708 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 27 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,500 Come on. 28 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,250 Cross. 29 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,042 Push. 30 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,958 Kick! Come on, you got it! 31 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,375 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 32 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:07,542 You've got it! 33 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,500 Great workout, ladies. 34 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,708 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 35 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,417 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 36 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,875 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 37 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,458 But in the meantime, 38 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,208 take care of yourself. 39 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,417 Move it back, position one. 40 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:32,833 Great job, ladies. 41 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,500 You got it. 42 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,083 Alright take these down for me. 43 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,708 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 44 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,917 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:04,417 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 46 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:28,792 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 47 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,417 in the next few weeks. 48 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,583 Look, I'll make it simple. 49 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,417 We need her young. 50 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,667 We need her hot. 51 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,500 We need her now. 52 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,375 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 53 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,625 that's the fucking mystery to me. 54 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,625 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 55 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,292 When was that? Back in the 30s, 56 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,667 what, for King Kong ? 57 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,417 - ...promised her... - No. 58 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:01,375 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 59 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:05,083 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 60 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,375 Find me somebody new! 61 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,083 Now! 62 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:16,958 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 63 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,917 How old is Jennifer? 64 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,875 You better get busy! 65 00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,542 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 66 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:06,833 People just love that. 67 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,250 I mean, that's just the way it is. 68 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,333 C'est la vie. 69 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,125 People are just people. 70 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:17,708 And I have to give people what they want. 71 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,917 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 72 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,750 And people always ask for something new. 73 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:25,792 Renewal 74 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:27,833 is inevitable. 75 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,167 And at 50... 76 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:31,750 well... 77 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,333 it stops. 78 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:36,625 What stops? 79 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,292 What? 80 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,333 What stops? 81 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,792 you know, the... 82 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,167 Oh, George! 83 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,167 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 84 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,417 Harvey! 85 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,625 George, those ratings are insane! 86 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,333 You're a genius! 87 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,333 Oh what a man, you're a genius! 88 00:09:08,042 --> 00:09:09,583 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 89 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,750 WITH TOOTH BRIGHT YOU GOT IT! 90 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,625 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle 91 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,708 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 92 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,833 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 93 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,750 So, you are good to go. 94 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,750 Vaccination, okay. 95 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,125 Not currently on any medication. 96 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,750 By the way, I just want to say, my... 97 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,042 my wife is a huge fan. 98 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,250 Blood type... 99 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,125 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 100 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,333 Happy bir-- 101 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,583 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 102 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,167 Have a good... 103 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,000 Bye. 104 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:52,583 One moment. 105 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,750 There's just one last exam to perform. 106 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,667 I thought he said I was good to go. 107 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,833 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 108 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,833 You're a good candidate. 109 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,625 I mean, you're good to go. 110 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,958 I wish you the best. 111 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,667 Lizzie? 112 00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:13,750 Lizzie Sparkle? 113 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,917 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 114 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,167 Fred! 115 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,750 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 116 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,833 Fred, of course! 117 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,750 You haven't changed a bit. 118 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,708 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 119 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,875 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 120 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,583 Wow, wow, wow! 121 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:41,083 Wow. 122 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,208 Hey... 123 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,750 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 124 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,083 Now that we're, you know, "reconnected". 125 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,875 - Oh, of course, - I'm... 126 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:51,875 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 127 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,333 Why don't you give me your card? 128 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,083 I mean, you never know. 129 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,042 Here... 130 00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:59,708 This will do. 131 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,833 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 132 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,583 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 133 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,083 There. 134 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:14,958 Now, you've got it! 135 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,833 Call me. 136 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,167 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 137 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,083 Younger. 138 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,042 More beautiful. 139 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,833 More perfect. 140 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,292 One single injection unlocks your DNA. 141 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,292 Starting a new cellular division. 142 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:30,167 That will release another version of yourself. 143 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,000 This is... 144 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,250 The Substance. 145 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,417 You are the matrix. 146 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,375 Everything comes from you. 147 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,875 And everything is you. 148 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,583 This is simply a better version of yourself. 149 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,458 You just have to share. 150 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,500 One week for one. 151 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,417 And one week for the other. 152 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,583 A perfect balance of seven days each. 153 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,125 The one and only thing not to forget. 154 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,875 You are one. 155 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,000 You can't escape from yourself. 156 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:24,083 You slip through my fingers 157 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,833 And you drop to the ground 158 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:36,208 You fade away 159 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:43,083 Fade away 160 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,917 Here, Elisabeth... 161 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,583 Elisabeth, we love you! 162 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:02,958 We love you... 163 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:26,958 Yes? 164 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,083 Hello. 165 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,333 I'd like... 166 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,333 to order. 167 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,708 Address? 168 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,750 1057 Beverly Canyon. 169 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:45,958 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 170 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,583 35 North... 171 00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,208 You are the matrix. 172 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,583 Everything comes from you. 173 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:51,458 And everything is you. 174 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:53,917 This is simply 175 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,833 a better version of yourself. 176 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,000 Hello. 177 00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:58,792 Thanks. 178 00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,125 We'll let you know by next week. 179 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:03,458 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 180 00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:10,417 Great dancer. 181 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,833 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 182 00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,042 Next! 183 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,500 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 184 00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:39,750 Please say your name, age, measurements. 185 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:54,958 I'm... 186 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,375 Sue. 187 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,167 I'm Sue. 188 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,833 Sue. Sue. Sue... 189 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,500 Where is she? 190 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,417 Where is she? 191 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:33,250 What a gorgeous 192 00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:35,000 little 193 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,292 angel! 194 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,625 You're hired. 195 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,500 We want a show 196 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:52,583 that's just like you. 197 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:53,917 Beautiful and happy. 198 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,208 People want to be happy. 199 00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,500 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 200 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:02,875 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 201 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:07,792 Isabella. 202 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,500 Isa, Isa, Isa... 203 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:11,875 who has time to say that? 204 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,042 We're gonna make you Cindy. 205 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:15,208 It's shorter. 206 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,667 It's better. 207 00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:20,750 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 208 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:23,708 Before you go, 209 00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:25,833 I just have to mention a... 210 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,875 small scheduling issue. 211 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,750 I have to be 212 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:32,417 out of town every other week. 213 00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:35,667 To take care of my mother. 214 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,292 Who's very sick. 215 00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,167 I want you for this show. 216 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:52,458 And we will work around any mother, brother, 217 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:54,167 fucking sick puppy 218 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:56,042 you need to take care of. 219 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:04,000 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 220 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,708 People are gonna love that. 221 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,125 Perfect. 222 00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:04,792 So you jump out. 223 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:06,958 Touch your elbows. 224 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:08,500 Head 225 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:09,542 down. 226 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:11,000 Contract. 227 00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:16,333 And five, six, seven, eight. 228 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,583 Elbows. 229 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,333 There she is! 230 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,417 Where have you been? 231 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:58,083 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 232 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,000 Anyway... 233 00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:02,833 we all chipped in, 234 00:45:04,542 --> 00:45:06,208 and we got you just a little something. 235 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:08,208 To keep you busy. 236 00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:09,833 It's French. 237 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,833 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 238 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:16,000 Oops, I gotta run. 239 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:20,375 But it's always great to see you. 240 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,125 And we're ba-- 241 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,792 Which is the most valuable seafood? 242 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,542 ...are expensing stock options. Most of the nation-- 243 00:46:07,542 --> 00:46:09,208 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 244 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,792 ...know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? Regr-- 245 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,375 ...the field, kids on the f-- 246 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,583 The antelope and the deer moving about, 247 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,083 A hunt through the T-- 248 00:46:55,167 --> 00:46:57,500 ...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 249 00:46:57,667 --> 00:47:00,250 we have a beautiful, beautiful 250 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,750 straight outta Africa... 251 00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:09,833 ...$8.99, 99. In less than a minute we have it here today 252 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:14,000 ...99, 99. I can't believe this price... 253 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,000 ...98, with remote. 254 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,833 I cannot believe the incredible price. 255 00:47:48,958 --> 00:47:51,208 For $49.98, shoppers. 256 00:47:51,792 --> 00:47:54,208 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 257 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,583 Beautiful. 258 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,042 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 259 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,458 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 260 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,583 Put it right there, 261 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,500 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 262 00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:04,792 How can you ever-- 263 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,292 God damn it, lady, come on! I haven't slept in three nights! 264 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:41,167 Open up! God damn it! 265 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:42,625 Are you gonna open-- 266 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,500 Sorry. 267 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:49,667 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 268 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:52,167 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 269 00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:54,542 Sue. 270 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:57,375 Oler-- 271 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:58,542 Oler-- 272 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,333 Oliker. 273 00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:02,625 You wanted to complain about something... 274 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,708 Oliver? 275 00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:06,708 What? 276 00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:07,958 No. 277 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:09,875 No, no, no... 278 00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:13,667 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 279 00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:15,458 You know what I mean? 280 00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:19,750 I'm actually... 281 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,417 quite handy. 282 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,875 If you ever need... 283 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:26,833 need me to be of aid in any way. 284 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,208 I got a sack of tools, and... 285 00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:32,000 I got a big hammer. 286 00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:35,917 You know what I mean. 287 00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:40,208 Anyways, I live right here. 288 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,042 So you know where to find me. 289 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,458 Anytime. 290 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,375 Day or night. 291 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:46,833 Later. 292 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,250 Hi everybody. 293 00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:44,792 I'm Sue. 294 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,042 And it's time 295 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,208 to pump it up! 296 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,083 Are you ready? Let's go. 297 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:20,833 Thank you so much, everybody. 298 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:22,333 I'll see you next week. 299 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:24,875 Oh... 300 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,917 And in the meantime... 301 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,750 take care of yourself. 302 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,083 Where is she? 303 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:41,250 There she is! 304 00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:44,625 Wonderful, wonderful. 305 00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:47,375 That's what I'm talking about! 306 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:06,542 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 307 00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:14,208 Don't eat too fast. 308 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,333 Let's go! 309 00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,000 Are you alright? 310 00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:33,917 Yes, I'll be right back. 311 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:11,375 Are you alright? 312 00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:58,708 What did you do? 313 00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:01,167 You seem even more beautiful than before. 314 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,458 Yes? 315 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,125 Yes, hi. 316 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,958 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 317 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,292 I'm 503. 318 01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:50,125 Yes. 319 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,083 Yes, hi. 320 01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:54,958 There's been a slight 321 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,000 misuse of the Substance. 322 01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:02,125 A few extra hours were accidentally 323 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:03,667 used. 324 01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,333 Causing um... 325 01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:08,333 an alteration. 326 01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:11,917 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 327 01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:16,000 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 328 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,042 There's no going back. 329 01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:24,750 No... 330 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,542 I don't know what she was thinking. 331 01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,042 And obviously she was drunk. 332 01:03:30,292 --> 01:03:32,792 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 333 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,292 You are one. 334 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,625 Respect the balance. 335 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,292 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 336 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:17,708 Sue! 337 01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:19,417 Sue? 338 01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:22,042 I just saw you on TV. 339 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,125 Holy moly! 340 01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:27,417 Makes me wanna join your class. 341 01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:29,792 You don't give private lessons, do you? 342 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:33,250 Hey, um... 343 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,083 What about a drink at my place tonight? 344 01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,000 Come on, don't be shy. 345 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,958 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 346 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,333 Alright. 347 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,833 Take your time. 348 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,333 But it's a date. 349 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:53,667 You know, pump it up 350 01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:55,833 You've got to pump it up 351 01:05:56,167 --> 01:05:57,833 You know, pump it up 352 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,042 You've got to pump it up 353 01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:25,333 What can I get you? 354 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,750 Mocha latte. 355 01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:41,667 It's long, isn't it? 356 01:07:43,417 --> 01:07:44,708 Excuse me? 357 01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,417 Seven days. 358 01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:22,458 Did you follow me here? 359 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,000 I was just curious 360 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:27,625 to find out how things were going for you. 361 01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:31,625 Each time, you feel a little more... 362 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:33,292 lonely. 363 01:08:34,292 --> 01:08:35,333 Don't you think? 364 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:39,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 365 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,917 I'm fine. 366 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,667 Everything's fine. 367 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,792 It gets harder each time 368 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,208 to remember that you 369 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:50,958 still deserve 370 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:52,667 to exist! 371 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,333 That this part of yourself 372 01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958 is still worth something, 373 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,625 that you 374 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,458 still matter! 375 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,083 Has she started yet? 376 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:15,125 Eating away at you? 377 01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:33,333 Fuck! 378 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,750 Watch out! 379 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:44,375 What? 380 01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,083 Hey! 381 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,250 Move! 382 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,458 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 383 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:42,292 Hello? 384 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,042 Hi, Fred. 385 01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:45,458 It's Lizzie. 386 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,708 Hello? 387 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,083 Sorry, I'm in shock. 388 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:55,292 Wow, wow, wow! 389 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,333 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 390 01:10:58,375 --> 01:10:59,875 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 391 01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:01,500 I've just, I've just... 392 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,708 I've just been really busy lately. 393 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,208 So listen, 394 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,792 I was thinking that... 395 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:13,000 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 396 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,625 Are you still there? 397 01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:22,958 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 398 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,250 I could book Luigi's at 8? 399 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:31,083 Eight at Luigi's it is. 400 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,667 I... 401 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,958 I will see you tonight. 402 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,875 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 403 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:34,750 And we're back! And welcome back to... 404 01:16:35,042 --> 01:16:36,917 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 405 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,167 Hi everybody! 406 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,667 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 407 01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:49,500 First positions, thank you. 408 01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:50,833 Roll cameras. 409 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,125 And in 410 01:16:52,292 --> 01:16:53,500 Three, two... 411 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,208 one... 412 01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,208 And squat, squat, squat. 413 01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,208 Circle those hips. 414 01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:05,000 Circle those hips. 415 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,917 Contract, contract, contract. 416 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,042 Contract, contract, contract. 417 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,000 Head between your legs! 418 01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:20,167 Cut! 419 01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:25,167 I'm sorry, I thought I... 420 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:28,417 I thought I... 421 01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,000 I just got distracted. 422 01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:33,208 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 423 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,000 Back to one, please. 424 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,542 Sorry, it's the control room now. 425 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,000 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 426 01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:43,792 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 427 01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:45,083 Camera 2! 428 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,167 Forward. 429 01:18:03,167 --> 01:18:04,292 Can I have my dressing gown? 430 01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,125 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 431 01:18:07,708 --> 01:18:09,208 Let's just take this frame by frame. 432 01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:24,750 I need five minutes. 433 01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,958 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 434 01:20:26,250 --> 01:20:28,375 I barely have any time to enjoy myself. 435 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,333 While she wastes seven days, 436 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:33,167 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 437 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,250 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 438 01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:36,417 You are-- 439 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,708 Hello everybody... 440 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,000 What's happening? Where is everybody? 441 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,667 The taping's been cancelled. 442 01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:50,708 What? Why? 443 01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:51,875 Sue. 444 01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:54,583 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 445 01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,458 Okay. 446 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:57,750 I'll go change... 447 01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,375 No, he said "Now". 448 01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,625 I'll get right to the point. 449 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,750 We can't keep you on the morning show. 450 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,208 But why? I just started. 451 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,208 Ratings are through the roof. 452 01:21:29,042 --> 01:21:31,167 We started at 42. 453 01:21:31,667 --> 01:21:33,000 Now we're up to, like... 454 01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,000 216. 455 01:21:35,167 --> 01:21:37,458 It's phenomenal! 456 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:40,083 People love you! 457 01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,292 They adore you! 458 01:21:42,417 --> 01:21:44,042 They want more and more 459 01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:45,500 and more of you. 460 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,417 That is why we have decided 461 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:50,333 that we want you to host 462 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:53,292 the New Year's Eve show. 463 01:21:53,917 --> 01:21:55,292 You mean the... 464 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:58,417 The network's biggest show. 50 million viewers. 465 01:21:58,583 --> 01:21:59,750 Live. 466 01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,083 You can't go higher than that! 467 01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,417 Now, it's gonna be intense. 468 01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:08,250 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 469 01:22:08,625 --> 01:22:10,542 Are you in? 470 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,583 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 471 01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:25,000 you won't get another chance. 472 01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:28,375 You of all people know this. 473 01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:43,167 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 474 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:44,583 we can switch. 475 01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:03,792 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 476 01:23:05,333 --> 01:23:06,583 Just one more day, okay? 477 01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:45,250 No... 478 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:15,750 Yes? 479 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:17,833 She didn't respect the balance! 480 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,125 She's stealing more and more time from me. 481 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:25,042 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 482 01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,792 She's a selfish bitch! 483 01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,875 Would you like to stop? 484 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:32,000 Stop? 485 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,458 You are the matrix. 486 01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:37,042 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 487 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:40,083 and go back to being just you, on your own. 488 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,292 Would you like to stop? 489 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,875 Will it go back to the way it was before? 490 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,208 What has been transferred won't come back. 491 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,708 But you can stop the experience as of now. 492 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,208 Would you like to stop? 493 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:56,125 To go back to being just you, on your own? 494 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,083 No. 495 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:03,833 No, no, no... 496 01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:05,500 I can't stop. 497 01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:07,667 She... 498 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,750 I... 499 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:18,458 The balance just needs to be respected. 500 01:25:18,625 --> 01:25:19,958 So respect it. 501 01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:24,250 Just stop it. Stop it. 502 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,375 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 503 01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:37,875 Bob, you are the winner! 504 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,833 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 505 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:44,250 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 506 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:48,833 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 507 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,083 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 508 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,750 Just a little something to keep you busy. 509 01:27:08,542 --> 01:27:09,958 Fuck... 510 01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:38,833 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 511 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:40,500 The superstar 512 01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:42,833 of the moment, Sue! 513 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,917 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 514 01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:46,250 Sue! 515 01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:53,000 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 516 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:54,875 I don't think anybody 517 01:27:55,042 --> 01:27:56,625 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 518 01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:07,208 It all started with the morning show. 519 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,625 And rumor has it, 520 01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:12,208 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 521 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:15,250 Ah, wait... 522 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:16,542 just a moment. 523 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,875 I'm being told you are going to host 524 01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:21,667 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 525 01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:23,250 Yes, that's right. 526 01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:24,875 Yes, that's right. 527 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,458 Oh my God! That is huge news! 528 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:34,833 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 529 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,458 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 530 01:28:37,583 --> 01:28:40,875 I want, we want to know everything. 531 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,083 Well, I mean.. 532 01:28:45,667 --> 01:28:48,000 there's really not very much to tell. 533 01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:49,833 I'm just a girl 534 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:53,583 from a very small town in Indiana. 535 01:28:53,792 --> 01:28:55,542 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 536 01:28:55,792 --> 01:28:57,750 In fact, it's not even a town. 537 01:28:57,792 --> 01:29:00,875 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 538 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:03,625 a farm, perhaps? 539 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,000 But, ever since I can remember, 540 01:29:12,167 --> 01:29:13,875 it has always been my dream 541 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:15,250 to be on the screen. 542 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,958 This is my dream. 543 01:29:18,125 --> 01:29:20,042 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 544 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,333 Your family. 545 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,583 How sweet. 546 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,542 So... 547 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:30,083 everyone is aware 548 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,708 that you replaced 549 01:29:32,083 --> 01:29:33,417 Elisabeth Sparkle. 550 01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:37,708 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 551 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,375 you turned up the volume, 552 01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:41,583 and you rocked their world. 553 01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:43,500 Were you a fan of her show? 554 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,125 Well... 555 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:54,083 Well, I can't... 556 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:57,125 I can't really say that I actually watched 557 01:29:57,292 --> 01:29:58,292 her show. 558 01:29:58,917 --> 01:30:02,458 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 559 01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,000 And you have to admit 560 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:06,500 it was a bit old-fashioned. 561 01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:10,958 Jurassic Fitness, really. 562 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:13,333 Jurassic Fitness? 563 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,667 It needed a change. 564 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:18,333 I'll fucking show you. 565 01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:21,583 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 566 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:26,000 You want it? 567 01:30:26,917 --> 01:30:27,917 Come on, 568 01:30:28,042 --> 01:30:30,500 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 569 01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,458 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 570 01:30:43,667 --> 01:30:45,500 So every morning, 571 01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:47,042 rain or shine, 572 01:30:48,292 --> 01:30:50,250 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 573 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:52,500 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 574 01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:54,375 Whether I liked it or not. 575 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:58,292 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 576 01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:00,167 "Some sort of connection." 577 01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:01,542 You wouldn't exist 578 01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:02,875 without me. 579 01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:16,167 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 580 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:18,583 for our final question. 581 01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:20,542 The question that we ask 582 01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:24,708 each and every one of our guests. 583 01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:28,667 Would you share one of your little 584 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:30,042 beauty secrets with us? 585 01:31:31,833 --> 01:31:33,542 Just one little trick of yours 586 01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:37,125 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 587 01:31:37,167 --> 01:31:38,875 - I don't know... - Say it! 588 01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:41,250 Say it! 589 01:31:42,292 --> 01:31:43,833 - Let me think. - Say it. 590 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:46,250 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 591 01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:47,333 I guess... 592 01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,625 Why don't we just show them right here? 593 01:31:49,792 --> 01:31:51,292 Here's your little beauty secret. 594 01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:53,083 I guess I just try to be myself. 595 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,250 To be sincere 596 01:31:54,417 --> 01:31:56,542 and grateful for all that I have. 597 01:31:57,292 --> 01:31:59,208 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 598 01:32:00,042 --> 01:32:02,083 America's sweetheart. 599 01:32:11,958 --> 01:32:13,583 "I just... 600 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,042 I try to be myself." 601 01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:18,792 Stop it! 602 01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:21,333 Stop it. 603 01:32:21,542 --> 01:32:23,250 You're taking it from me. 604 01:32:23,417 --> 01:32:25,583 That's your little secret. 605 01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,292 Stop it! 606 01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:30,292 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 607 01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,208 You have to... 608 01:32:43,375 --> 01:32:46,458 ...control yourself! 609 01:33:06,125 --> 01:33:07,958 I can't go back inside her. 610 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:17,542 Gross, old, 611 01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:18,917 fat, 612 01:33:19,708 --> 01:33:20,750 disgusting! 613 01:34:41,292 --> 01:34:42,667 Coming to bed? 614 01:34:43,375 --> 01:34:44,375 Yes. 615 01:34:45,167 --> 01:34:46,458 I'll be right there. 616 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:52,833 - Yes? - Hi! 617 01:35:52,875 --> 01:35:54,667 Hi, this is an emergency. 618 01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:56,750 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 619 01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:00,042 Hello? 620 01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:02,875 It's fucking 503. 621 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,042 Yes. 622 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,625 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 623 01:36:07,792 --> 01:36:09,667 It means you've reached the end. 624 01:36:12,083 --> 01:36:13,250 What do you mean, the end? 625 01:36:13,542 --> 01:36:14,917 You've drained it all out. 626 01:36:15,083 --> 01:36:16,125 If you want more, 627 01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:18,042 you must let the fluid regenerate. 628 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,208 Tell me how to do it, 629 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,500 I need to stabilize myself right now. 630 01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,500 You simply have to switch. 631 01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:28,500 Excuse me? 632 01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:31,208 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 633 01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:33,833 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 634 01:36:33,875 --> 01:36:35,833 No, no, no. 635 01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:37,542 I can't switch, I can't. 636 01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:39,625 Especially not now. 637 01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:41,542 There is no other option. 638 01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:09,292 Sue? 639 01:37:21,542 --> 01:37:22,708 Babe? 640 01:37:25,792 --> 01:37:26,833 Sue? 641 01:37:27,375 --> 01:37:28,500 You alright? 642 01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:35,708 Stressed out about tomorrow? 643 01:37:56,167 --> 01:37:58,167 Sue? Is something wrong? 644 01:38:03,167 --> 01:38:05,542 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 645 01:38:10,292 --> 01:38:11,333 Sue, open the door. 646 01:38:12,583 --> 01:38:13,833 Come on, Sue. 647 01:38:14,417 --> 01:38:16,292 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 648 01:38:17,542 --> 01:38:18,875 Sue, open the door. 649 01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:21,500 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 650 01:38:22,917 --> 01:38:24,167 Babe. 651 01:38:27,083 --> 01:38:28,375 Open the door. 652 01:38:40,250 --> 01:38:41,333 Sue... 653 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,333 Open the door! 654 01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,542 Get out! 655 01:38:53,167 --> 01:38:54,500 What the fuck? 656 01:38:55,458 --> 01:38:57,333 Get the fuck out! 657 01:38:57,667 --> 01:38:59,792 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 658 01:38:59,917 --> 01:39:01,208 And leave me alone! 659 01:39:10,125 --> 01:39:11,958 What the fuck! 660 01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:06,292 Yes? 661 01:40:07,042 --> 01:40:08,083 I... 662 01:40:09,083 --> 01:40:11,000 It's 503, 663 01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:13,792 and I want to stop. 664 01:40:13,958 --> 01:40:17,250 Are you sure? Once you stop, you can't go back. 665 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:19,000 I wanna stop! 666 01:40:19,167 --> 01:40:21,375 I wanna fucking stop. 667 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,583 I wanna stop! 668 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,250 We'll deliver. 669 01:41:12,250 --> 01:41:13,292 Sue? I-- 670 01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:14,500 Fuck off! 671 01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:36,083 Are you sure? 672 01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,000 Once you stop, you can't go back. 673 01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:43,958 You will simply remain on your own. 674 01:42:44,667 --> 01:42:47,000 Just on your own. 675 01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:50,917 Just on your own. 676 01:42:50,958 --> 01:42:52,125 On your own... 677 01:42:52,167 --> 01:42:53,167 Shut the fuck up! 678 01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:54,792 On your-- 679 01:43:43,292 --> 01:43:44,625 Elisabeth! 680 01:43:44,667 --> 01:43:45,833 We love you! 681 01:43:48,250 --> 01:43:49,667 Over here! 682 01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:51,375 We love you! 683 01:43:56,125 --> 01:43:57,417 I can't. 684 01:43:58,792 --> 01:43:59,833 I can't. 685 01:44:00,375 --> 01:44:02,167 I can't do this. 686 01:44:05,167 --> 01:44:06,667 I need you. 687 01:44:07,249 --> 01:44:08,417 Cause... 688 01:44:08,583 --> 01:44:10,417 I hate myself. 689 01:44:13,250 --> 01:44:15,042 You gotta... 690 01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:16,667 you gotta get ready, 691 01:44:16,833 --> 01:44:18,333 it's our big, it's our big night. 692 01:44:20,292 --> 01:44:22,708 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 693 01:44:23,917 --> 01:44:24,958 Come on. 694 01:44:26,167 --> 01:44:27,167 Come on. 695 01:44:27,292 --> 01:44:28,458 One, two... 696 01:44:28,958 --> 01:44:30,208 you're the only lovable part of me, 697 01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:31,958 you have to come back. 698 01:44:32,125 --> 01:44:33,208 You have to come back! 699 01:44:33,542 --> 01:44:34,583 Come back... 700 01:44:58,292 --> 01:44:59,292 Come on. 701 01:45:01,083 --> 01:45:02,125 Come on. 702 01:45:08,667 --> 01:45:09,667 Come on! 703 01:51:12,375 --> 01:51:14,333 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 704 01:51:14,458 --> 01:51:16,208 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 705 01:51:16,292 --> 01:51:19,042 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 706 01:51:19,083 --> 01:51:20,542 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 707 01:51:20,583 --> 01:51:21,792 You got it? 708 01:51:21,958 --> 01:51:23,000 Okay, let's go. 709 01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:24,125 Come on. 710 01:51:30,917 --> 01:51:31,958 The dress. 711 01:51:32,583 --> 01:51:33,958 Wonderful! 712 01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:35,500 Perfect! 713 01:51:43,458 --> 01:51:44,958 And here you go... 714 01:51:52,708 --> 01:51:53,708 Good. 715 01:51:54,208 --> 01:51:55,333 Can we get the dance light? 716 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,333 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 717 01:53:28,417 --> 01:53:31,417 Sue. They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 718 01:53:33,500 --> 01:53:34,583 Huh? 719 01:53:55,417 --> 01:53:56,917 Have you ever dreamt 720 01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:00,375 of a better version of yourself? 721 01:54:01,458 --> 01:54:02,667 More beautiful, 722 01:54:03,125 --> 01:54:04,542 more perfect... 723 01:54:04,708 --> 01:54:05,708 Sue? 724 01:54:07,542 --> 01:54:09,125 Yes, let me meet you there. 725 01:54:09,292 --> 01:54:11,167 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 726 01:54:27,917 --> 01:54:28,958 Sue. 727 01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:34,750 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 728 01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:38,042 They have been dying to meet you. 729 01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:42,875 Is everything... 730 01:54:44,125 --> 01:54:45,458 okay? 731 01:54:50,167 --> 01:54:51,417 So, smile! 732 01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:01,542 It's what we want tonight! 733 01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:06,083 Pretty girls should always smile. 734 01:55:08,125 --> 01:55:09,167 Girls, come on. 735 01:55:09,375 --> 01:55:10,750 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 736 01:55:12,792 --> 01:55:14,042 Come on, we gotta go. 737 01:55:16,542 --> 01:55:18,625 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 738 01:55:18,792 --> 01:55:20,042 Go, go, go! 739 01:55:20,208 --> 01:55:22,500 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 740 01:56:14,333 --> 01:56:15,750 Hey, ready for tonight? 741 01:57:05,583 --> 01:57:07,375 I need a better version of myself. 742 01:57:07,542 --> 01:57:10,292 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 743 01:57:16,167 --> 01:57:17,667 Please! 744 01:57:19,375 --> 01:57:21,125 Come on! 745 01:59:15,333 --> 01:59:19,333 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 746 01:59:21,167 --> 01:59:22,332 Please say your name, 747 01:59:22,500 --> 01:59:24,000 age, measurements. 748 01:59:27,333 --> 01:59:28,625 I'm... 749 01:59:34,792 --> 01:59:36,167 I'm... 750 02:02:20,833 --> 02:02:21,917 Pretty girls 751 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:24,625 should always smile. 752 02:02:59,458 --> 02:03:02,708 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 753 02:03:21,417 --> 02:03:23,708 There she is, so beautiful. 754 02:03:24,792 --> 02:03:26,125 We love you! 755 02:03:27,792 --> 02:03:29,333 This is where you belong, 756 02:03:29,375 --> 02:03:30,917 and you'll always belong here. 757 02:03:31,082 --> 02:03:32,375 We can't do it without you. 758 02:03:32,542 --> 02:03:33,958 We could never do it without you. 759 02:03:34,875 --> 02:03:36,542 You're irreplaceable. 760 02:04:04,792 --> 02:04:06,875 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 761 02:04:07,042 --> 02:04:08,125 Alright, come on, everybody. 762 02:04:08,208 --> 02:04:09,417 Let's go, let's go. 763 02:04:13,167 --> 02:04:15,625 You will not be disappointed. 764 02:04:16,417 --> 02:04:18,333 She's my most beautiful creation. 765 02:04:18,500 --> 02:04:20,917 I have shaped her for success. 766 02:06:13,625 --> 02:06:16,000 I'm so happy 767 02:06:16,083 --> 02:06:18,750 to be with you tonight. 768 02:06:21,625 --> 02:06:24,792 I've missed you all 769 02:06:24,917 --> 02:06:27,417 so much! 770 02:07:27,792 --> 02:07:29,333 The monster! 771 02:07:37,542 --> 02:07:38,958 Shoot the monster! 772 02:07:40,417 --> 02:07:41,417 It's a freak! 773 02:07:41,708 --> 02:07:42,750 No! 774 02:07:42,875 --> 02:07:45,083 Shoot the monster! 775 02:07:45,792 --> 02:07:46,875 Don't be scared 776 02:07:47,042 --> 02:07:48,125 Monster! 777 02:07:48,208 --> 02:07:49,667 It's still me. 778 02:07:49,917 --> 02:07:51,125 It's me! 779 02:07:52,000 --> 02:07:53,083 I'm Elisabeth. 780 02:07:53,125 --> 02:07:54,083 I'm Sue! 781 02:07:59,833 --> 02:08:00,875 Freak! 782 02:08:03,167 --> 02:08:05,292 You freak! 783 02:08:08,167 --> 02:08:09,958 Monster! 784 02:08:13,250 --> 02:08:14,375 Freak! 785 02:08:15,958 --> 02:08:17,625 Monster! 786 02:08:21,042 --> 02:08:22,458 It's me! 787 02:08:24,375 --> 02:08:25,958 Just me. 788 02:08:35,250 --> 02:08:36,500 I'm the same. 789 02:09:31,292 --> 02:09:33,792 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 790 02:09:33,833 --> 02:09:35,708 instead of that nose. 791 02:09:38,625 --> 02:09:39,625 Next! 792 02:09:45,707 --> 02:09:49,000 Pretty girls should always smile. 793 02:09:54,292 --> 02:09:56,792 At 50 it stops. 794 02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,292 So beautiful! 795 02:13:00,208 --> 02:13:01,417 We love you! 796 02:13:04,125 --> 02:13:06,084 You're irreplaceable!