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What?

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- (hand slaps)
- Shut up.

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For the next hour,

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Downloaded from
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sit back, relax,

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and enjoy this hilarious
collection of short films

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starring "The Three Stooges".

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(plates crashing)

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For 40 years, "The Three Stooges"

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were one of the most famous
comedy teams in the whole world.

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(Stooges whistling)

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And these films are four of their best.

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Stay tuned.

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(door bangs)
(man yelling)

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(spring coils)
(upbeat music)

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Hi, I am Charles Dewandeler,

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and welcome to "The Three
Stooges Comedy Collection".

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"The Three Stooges" were
an American vaudeville

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and comedy team from 1922 to 1970.

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They appeared in 220 films
throughout their career,

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including 190 short films
released by Columbia Pictures

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in the 1930s, '40s and '50s.

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Most of these films starred
Larry, Curly and Moe,

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including this short film from 1936

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called "Disorder in the Court".

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Enjoy.

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- Do you solemnly swear
to the tell the truth,

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the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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I do.

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What is your name?

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Gail Tempest.

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What is your occupation?

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I'm a dancer.

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On the night of February the 13th,

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were you working at the Black Bottom Cafe

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when this murder was committed?

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Yes, but I didn't do it.

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Then who killed Kirk Robin?

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I don't know!

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Didn't you kill Kirk Robin?

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I object Your Honor,

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and ask that the last question
be stricken from the records.

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It is merely an attempt to
influence this intelligent,

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broad-minded and most intellectual jury.

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(jurors murmuring)

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Objection sustained.

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Thank you, Your Honor.

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That is all.

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[Parrot] (trilling) Why the letter?

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Quiet, Polly.

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If it pleases the court, Your Honor,

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at this time I would like to introduce

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my three main witnesses.

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Howard, Fine, and Howard. (clears throat)

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(jurors murmuring)

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They were here a minute ago.

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Will you pardon me, Your Honor?

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I'll be right back.

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(jurors mumbling)

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(feet shuffling)

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(ball thuds)

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- Hey, what's the idea
of spoiling the game?

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I was for onesies.

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- Well, here's twosie.
- Oh, oh.

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He was for onesies.

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You gave him to-

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- He has fivesies.
(hand slaps)

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Gentlemen. Gentlemen!

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Don't you realize Miss Gale
Tempest's life is at stake?

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- Oh, yeah.
(men scuffling)

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(feet scuffling)

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(gavel bangs)

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(gate clanks)

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(body thuds)

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(people laughing)

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(gavel banging)

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Will you gentlemen please try

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to be a little more quiet in the court?

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Certainly, judgey, the gate is locked.

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Would you please step forward?

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No, no, no.

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Prepare yourself for the witness box.

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(hat thumping)

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(hand slaps)

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(gavel bangs)

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Take off your hat.

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Now, raise your right hand.

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Now place your left hand here.

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Take off your hat.

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Raise your right hand.

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Now put your left hand here.

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Please take off your hat.

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- Raise your right hand!
(Curly whimpers)

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Now put your left hand here!

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Will you please take off your hat!

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Raise your right hand!

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(Curly whimpers)

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Now put your left hand here!

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Take off your hat!

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Raise your right hand.

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Will you get rid of that hat?

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Raise your right hand.

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Raise your right hand.

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Do you solemnly swear to
tell truth, the whole truth,

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and nothing but the truth?

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Huh?

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Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,

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the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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Are you trying to gimme the double talk?

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Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,

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the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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Why don't you answer him?

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He's talking Pig Latin!

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I don't know what he's saying.

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He's asking you if you swear.

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No, but I know all the words.

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- He's asking you if you'll
swear to tell the truth.

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Truth is stranger than fiction.

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Judgey wudgey. (giggling)

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Kindly address this court as Your Honor

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and take the oath.

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Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,

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the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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Certainly, what have I got to lose?

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Take the stand.

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Where do I put it?

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No, no. Take the stand!

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I got it, now what do I do with it?

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(chair thuds)

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Sit down!

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(crashing)

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(people laughing)

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What's the matter with you?

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You're in a court, not
in Clancy's pool room.

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Sit down!

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I'm a victim of circumstance.

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- (hand slaps)
- Sit down.

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Who you hitting?

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- (hand slaps)
- Ow!

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- Go on.
(Curly laughing)

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(hand slaps)

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Be quiet.
(Curly moans)

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(gavel bangs)

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Proceed with the case.

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Were you in the Black Bottom Cafe

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on the night of February the 13th?

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Certainly.

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Did you at that time see the defendant,

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Miss Gail Tempest, in
any way, shape or form,

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commit or try to commit bodily harm

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to the deceased Kirk Robin?

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I object, Your Honor!

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Counsel is trying to lead the witness.

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[Judge] Objection sustained.

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- [Prosecutor] Mr. Howard,
did you see Miss Gail Tempest

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in a physical fight with Kirk Robin?

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If it pleases the court,

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may I suggest that counsel be instructed

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to allow the witness to
testify to what he saw?

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Say, Jasper, what comes after 75?

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76.

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That's the spirit.

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(men laughing)
(people murmuring)

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Request granted.

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Proceed with the testimony.

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Mr. Howard, kindly tell the court

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what you know about the
murder of Kirk Robin.

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Well, it was like this, Mister Court.

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Address the judge as Your Honor.

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Well, it was like this, my honor.

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Your Honor, not my honor!

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Why, don't you like him?

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Allow the witness to proceed.

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The court understands him.

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Thanks Courty, you're a pal!

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Well, me and my pals, we are musicians.

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We were tearing up some hot
swing music in the orchestra.

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Gail over there was swinging the fans.

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Her sweetie, Kirk Robin

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was inhaling a bottle of hooch at a table,

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and a hoofer by the name of Buck Wing

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was getting ready to shake his tootsies.

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- Kindly speak English
and drop the vernacular.

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Vernacular?

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That's a derby!

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[Prosecutor] Drop the vernacular.

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(hat thuds)

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No, no, not that.

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Talk so the jury can understand.

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Is everybody dumb?

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Say, judgy.

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If you let me, my partner and Gaily

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kind of act it out for you,

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we'll show you just what happened.

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- If counsel doesn't object,
that's an excellent idea.

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[Counsel] No objections.

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No objections.

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No objections. (claps)

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(chuckling)

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Okay, Gaily.

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(people murmuring)

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(harmonica playing)

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(fiddle playing)

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(spoons playing)

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(foot stomps)

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(lively music playing)

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(feet tapping)

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A tarantula!

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(scared yelling)

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Get it away from me!

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(stomping)

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(Moe screams)

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- (slapping)
- What's the matter with you?

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(gun shooting)

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I killed it!

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Oh! A field mouse.

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Stand back, it's liable to bite you.

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Tarantula?

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Shut five holes in a divot.

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(slaps) Get outta here, come on.

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Wasted five good slugs.

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I'll sue you for this.

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[Curly] Oh, superstitious, eh?

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Oh, Vici Kid.

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- Gentlemen, you must control
your killing instincts.

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Proceed with the testimony, please.

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Proceed.

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- (bops)
- Ow!

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(Curly squeals)

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(harmonica playing)

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(string plucking)

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(lively music playing)

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That was sure hot, Moe. (patting)

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(harmonica plays)

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Hey, Larry!

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Listen.

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(harmonica plays)

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(harmonica plays melody)

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(people laughing)

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(harmonica plays haltingly)

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You got it.

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- Please omit the rest of the
entertainment and continue.

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Now, Gaily's dance was over.

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I stuck my head in the office door

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and I saw Kirk Robin and Buck Wing arguing

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over by the parrot cage.

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[Counsel] What were they arguing about?

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I don't know.

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But Buck Wing was sizzling
like a hot hamburger.

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He grabs Kirk with the
neck like that, see?

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And drags him over the letter press, see?

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(Curly whimpering)

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Then he smacks him on the head

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like that. (bopping)
(Curly moans)

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Then he pokes his coconut
into the letter press.

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See, like that.

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Then he says,

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I'll squeeze the cider
outta your Adam's apple.

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Then he gives him the works like this.

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(Curly whimpering)

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And he keeps turning and twisting.

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(Curly whimpering)

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is-

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(mechanism whirring)

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(metallic thud)

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(people murmuring)

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(whimpering weakly)

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What's the matter? Do you wanna kill me?

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Why it's preposterous.

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When the police broke into the office,

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they found this woman, the defendant,

273
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,500
Gail Tempest, bending over
the body of the murdered man

274
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,420
with a revolver clutching in her hand.

275
00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,160
- Which only goes to prove
that my client is innocent.

276
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,360
Innocent?

277
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,580
Exactly, and I'll prove it.

278
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,810
Ladies and gentlemen,

279
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:51,660
the action of this pistol is so hard,

280
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:54,663
it would take the strength of
a mule to pull the trigger.

281
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,453
Try it.

282
00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:57,450
I'm no mule.

283
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,364
Nah, your ears are too short.

284
00:11:59,364 --> 00:12:01,800
(whimpering) So I'm a mule.

285
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,763
Pull the trigger.

286
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,663
Never fear, it's not loaded.

287
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,690
Hmm.

288
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,740
All right. All right.

289
00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,330
(gun clicks)

290
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,978
- How could Gail Tempest's
frail little finger

291
00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:24,390
pull the rusty trigger of that
instrument of destruction?

292
00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,717
See, there was nothing in it.

293
00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:27,769
(gun shoots)

294
00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:30,001
(murmuring)

295
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:30,834
Oh.

296
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:36,569
Broad Lane, 9972.

297
00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:38,152
After five o'clock.

298
00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:42,346
(whimpering)

299
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,738
It's stuck in me!

300
00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:44,696
- What's, what's the-

301
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,113
(gun shoots)

302
00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:50,210
What'd you do with my boutonniere?

303
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,226
Give me that gun.

304
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,170
What happened?

305
00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:55,006
Don't point that gun at me!

306
00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:58,080
(gun shoots)

307
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,010
[Moe] Every man for himself, fellas.

308
00:12:59,010 --> 00:12:59,843
Here, take it, take it.

309
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,110
Ah, there you are, boss.

310
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,400
- You was called to be
a witness, wasn't you?

311
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,233
Certainly!

312
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,066
So was you!

313
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:05,611
What are you butting in for?

314
00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:06,819
You're supposed to be
a good one, ain't you?

315
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:07,652
Well, ain't I?

316
00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:10,014
- Now what are you
disturbing the court for?

317
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:12,319
(chuckling)

318
00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:13,320
Oh!

319
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,237
Get gone.

320
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:17,070
(people laughing)

321
00:13:18,684 --> 00:13:21,017
(murmuring)

322
00:13:23,627 --> 00:13:26,210
(loud chewing)

323
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,380
Stop chewing that gum.

324
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,213
Certainly!

325
00:13:40,513 --> 00:13:44,340
[Judge] Will you throw that gum away?

326
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,540
Look, I got rid of it.

327
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:49,719
(people laughing)

328
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:52,386
(gavel banging)

329
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,050
Wait a minute, hold still, I'll get it.

330
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:55,883
Ow!

331
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:57,860
Oh, my nose.

332
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,877
(stomping)

333
00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:02,794
Woo, woo!

334
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:07,319
(screaming excitedly)

335
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,670
- Hey, you are in the court,
not in the woods, Tarzan.

336
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,699
(hand slaps)
Cut it out, come on.

337
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,460
(gavel banging)

338
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,560
Order in this court.

339
00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:19,666
[Parrot] Find the letter.

340
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:22,470
(chirps) Find the letter.

341
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,830
- What does this parrot
mean by, find the letter?

342
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:26,970
There's a whole pile of letters there.

343
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:27,936
It must be here.

344
00:14:27,936 --> 00:14:30,853
(shuffling papers)

345
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,663
Look!

346
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,510
There's a note tied to the parrot's foot.

347
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:39,240
Come on Polly, Polly, Polly.

348
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,309
Come on.

349
00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:41,169
Ouch!

350
00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,207
(parrot chirps)

351
00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:43,253
[Man] Look out, here he comes!

352
00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,420
Get that bird!

353
00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:46,927
(parrot chirps)

354
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,094
(banging)

355
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,017
Hey!

356
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,592
(banging)

357
00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,672
Oh, my Stradivarius!

358
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:03,600
Oh, my beautiful Stradivarius.

359
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,629
Grab your ear.

360
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:08,215
Come on.
(Curly whimpers)

361
00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:10,735
(banging)

362
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,575
(parrot chirps)

363
00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:13,991
[Parrot] Find the letter.

364
00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,239
Find the letter.

365
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,305
How we get him out?

366
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:17,607
- Let's get some salt
and put it on his tail.

367
00:15:17,607 --> 00:15:18,960
That's no way to get a parrot.

368
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,577
You're gotta wet his
feathers so he can't fly.

369
00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:23,070
- Oh, don't do nothing
until you hear from me.

370
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,053
Come on, gimme a hand.

371
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,260
Wait a minute, hold it.

372
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,210
What do you mean?

373
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,680
I object, Your Honor.

374
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,380
These proceedings, this courtroom.

375
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,153
What's the idea?

376
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,903
(water spraying)

377
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,490
(Curly whimpers)

378
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,320
Gimme that hose!

379
00:15:53,226 --> 00:15:54,809
Due to the, what?

380
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,029
We gotta get that parrot.

381
00:15:58,029 --> 00:15:58,862
Hey you!

382
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,863
(parrot chirping)

383
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:08,910
Shut that off!

384
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,853
- Wait a minute, I'll
have to tie a knot in it.

385
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,260
Give me that. I got it.

386
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,093
Got it?

387
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,860
Get this!

388
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,380
Who killed Kirk Robin?
I killed Kirk Robin,

389
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,000
and not with my little bow and arrow.

390
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,400
Don't try to find me as I'm
shuffling off to Buffalo.

391
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,688
Signed, Buck Wing.

392
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:31,521
(group cheering and shouting)

393
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,432
Hold it, hold it.

394
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:37,024
- Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

395
00:16:37,024 --> 00:16:37,950
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

396
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:38,950
Just a second now.

397
00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:42,183
Now, ready?

398
00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:43,855
Hold it.

399
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,212
(water spraying)

400
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:52,585
- Unfortunately, in 1946,
Curly suffered a stroke

401
00:16:52,585 --> 00:16:54,710
and he couldn't act in the movies anymore.

402
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,392
So they had to find a replacement
for "The Three Stooges".

403
00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:01,980
His replacement ended up being
his real life brother Shemp.

404
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,980
Ironically, Shemp was one of
the original Three Stooges

405
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,414
in their 1920s vaudeville act,

406
00:17:06,414 --> 00:17:08,932
but he left the group
to pursue a solo career

407
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,890
before they signed their movie contract

408
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:11,905
with Columbia Pictures.

409
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,898
In 1946, when Shemp returned to the group,

410
00:17:14,898 --> 00:17:16,710
he did so under the agreement

411
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:20,064
that it would only just be
temporary until Curly got better.

412
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:22,800
Unfortunately, Curly did not get better,

413
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,350
so Shemp stayed with
the group for 10 years.

414
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:28,350
In this film, "Brideless Groom",
Shemp needs to get married

415
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,270
in order to inherit his uncle's fortune.

416
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,250
The bride, played by Christine McIntyre,

417
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,450
does not want to get married.

418
00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,850
In one scene, she
accidentally punched Shemp

419
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,899
in the face for real.

420
00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:40,260
(crashing)

421
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,513
Here now is "Brideless Groom"

422
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:45,177
starring Shemp Howard
in "The Three Stooges".

423
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:51,891
(elegant opera music)

424
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:03,982
Now you see Ms. Dinkelmeyer,

425
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,790
that's the way it should be sung.

426
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:06,870
Shall we try it again?

427
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:09,360
I'll try anything for you, Professor.

428
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,580
Oh, that's fine, fine.

429
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:13,673
If you please, Doctor.

430
00:18:13,673 --> 00:18:15,441
(tapping)

431
00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:18,627
Doctor.

432
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:20,183
(hand slapping)
(Larry groans)

433
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,599
Play.

434
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:24,266
(piano playing)

435
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:29,319
(off-key singing)

436
00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:33,233
♪ I hear the voice of spring and you ♪

437
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:36,049
(off-key singing)

438
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:40,863
♪ The birds return to skies of blue ♪

439
00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:43,780
(off-key singing)

440
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:48,803
No, no.

441
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:51,420
You are too fortissimo,
too allegro, too quantro.

442
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,439
Oh, is that bad?

443
00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:53,430
It ain't good.

444
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,560
You're supposed to be singing
about the voices of spring,

445
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,935
not the eruption of a volcano.

446
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,653
Give with the throat,
not with the bellows.

447
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:00,596
Oh, Professor.

448
00:19:00,596 --> 00:19:02,707
You want it more like a bird!

449
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,154
That's it. That's it.

450
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,919
Now give the bird.

451
00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,794
(Larry snorts)

452
00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:08,627
(crashing)

453
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:12,840
Ow! (groaning)

454
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,714
Look.

455
00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:15,750
(fingers cracking)

456
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,583
Play.

457
00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:20,085
(piano playing)

458
00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:24,808
(off-key singing)

459
00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:45,938
(increasingly loud off-key singing)

460
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,680
That's enough. That's enough.

461
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,150
We've done enough for today.

462
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,260
You might hurt your voice.

463
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,119
You know, bend it, crack it
or break it or something.

464
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,240
- Oh, Professor, you're
so considerate. (giggles)

465
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,712
I'm just crazy about you.

466
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:11,400
- Don't forget, we've got
another lesson Tuesday.

467
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,900
Gargle with old razor blades.

468
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,740
All right, Professor.

469
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:16,590
I know you wouldn't want
anything to happen to my throat.

470
00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:19,064
Except to have somebody cut it.

471
00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:21,840
- How would you like to be
married to a dame like that?

472
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,770
Don't even say that.

473
00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:25,110
Ooh! I oughta-

474
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,130
You oughta what?

475
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,570
I oughta be a little more careful.

476
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,530
Well shut up and listen.

477
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:29,880
Do you remember your uncle Caleb?

478
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,410
Do I? Why, that old tightwad.

479
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,060
He'd steal flies from a blind spider.

480
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:33,893
- But Shemp, he's-

481
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,190
He is a louse and a weasel.

482
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,560
- Yeah, well he just died
and left you 500,000 bucks.

483
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,183
Just like that old skinflint.

484
00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:41,596
500,000 bucks!

485
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:44,640
(sobbing) Poor old uncle Caleb.

486
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,220
Like I was saying, he was a swell guy.

487
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,420
Give you the shirt off his back

488
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,070
and throw in the buttons too.

489
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,600
But there's one little catch.

490
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,400
You get the dough provided you're married.

491
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,230
So, (gasping) married!

492
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,477
No, no fellas.

493
00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:57,963
I'm going to faint.

494
00:20:58,802 --> 00:21:00,474
Oh!

495
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:01,307
Or.

496
00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:02,370
Or what?

497
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:03,960
If you get married within 48 hours

498
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,950
of the reading of the will.

499
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,850
What time was that?

500
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,039
Six o'clock the night before last.

501
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,300
- You just got seven hours
to get yourself a bride!

502
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,172
- It can't be done. No
woman is interested in me.

503
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,709
- Maybe not pal, but
if you look real hard,

504
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,480
you might find one that's interested

505
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,590
in a half a million bucks.

506
00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:17,580
Maybe you got something there.

507
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,750
You're darn right he has.

508
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:19,590
Do you know any girls?

509
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:20,550
I got a lot of numbers,

510
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,990
but I haven't had much
luck with 'em lately.

511
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,823
Well, you can't get killed for trying.

512
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,820
Where's the phone?

513
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:24,840
There's a booth down the hall.

514
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,607
Well, what are we waiting for, come on!

515
00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:27,940
Down the hall!

516
00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:32,080
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

517
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,660
Here, here's six nickels.

518
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,493
That makes 17.

519
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,970
You ought to hit the
jackpot with one of 'em.

520
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:36,803
Go ahead.

521
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,483
Gimme Susquehanna. 2, 2, 2, 2.

522
00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:53,021
Say, he's been in there over an hour.

523
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,660
What are you getting nervous about?

524
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,270
When Shemp pours on the
charm, no dame can resist him.

525
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:58,410
I hope you are right.

526
00:21:58,410 --> 00:21:59,310
Hello?

527
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,900
Is this Ginger Gray?

528
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,733
It is?

529
00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:03,510
Well, this is your little snookums.

530
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:06,210
I'm about to do you a
big favor. (chuckling)

531
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,530
Will you marry me?

532
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,977
Oh, oh! (groans)

533
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,983
Hey, any luck?

534
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,720
- I've got one phone
number and one nickel left.

535
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,820
Well start using it.

536
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:19,500
- (coin falls)
- Oh.

537
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,900
You clumsy ox, you. Where'd that go?

538
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,580
It went down here someplace.

539
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:24,523
Let's find it.

540
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,654
I think it went over that side.

541
00:22:27,654 --> 00:22:29,987
(shuffling)

542
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,000
Here, take this receiver.

543
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,407
I got, I got it.

544
00:22:34,407 --> 00:22:35,536
(banging)

545
00:22:35,536 --> 00:22:37,444
All right. Just take it.

546
00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:39,750
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

547
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,508
Get this out of my hair here.

548
00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:42,609
Alright. Alright.

549
00:22:42,609 --> 00:22:44,705
Easy, easy, easy. Get off your foot.

550
00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:46,126
Look at, look at what I got here.

551
00:22:46,126 --> 00:22:46,959
What's that?

552
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:47,792
I don't know.

553
00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:48,625
Wait a minute.

554
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,980
It leads around under my arm,

555
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,119
and up here around the neck.

556
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:51,952
- That's your-

557
00:22:51,952 --> 00:22:53,490
Get your hand off of me here.

558
00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,623
[Shemp] Oh, alright. Alright.

559
00:22:57,698 --> 00:22:59,670
Easy, easy.

560
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:00,503
Now wait a minute.

561
00:23:00,503 --> 00:23:01,650
Can you dial from there?

562
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:02,550
No. Can you?

563
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,015
Yeah.

564
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,098
Oh, oh, oh.

565
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,223
If I come around like this one

566
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,380
and get up in this one.

567
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,213
How's that?

568
00:23:17,213 --> 00:23:18,333
Well, it don't feel as good as

569
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,310
when I did this.

570
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:22,519
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, take it easy.

571
00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:23,663
Now look.

572
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:26,970
We ain't getting no place fast.

573
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,505
Let's get this thing right the right way.

574
00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:30,458
Get this off.

575
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:31,634
Alright, alright.

576
00:23:31,634 --> 00:23:33,233
[Moe] Can't stand it anymore.

577
00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:36,233
It started with the book, didn't it?

578
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,363
Moe, where's your hat?

579
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,380
(banging)

580
00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:46,042
How you doing?

581
00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,650
Get your hand outta my face.

582
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,120
That ain't my hand, that's your hand.

583
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,310
All right. You asked for it.

584
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:59,060
- (chomping)
- Ow!

585
00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:02,100
Say Miss, would you like to get married?

586
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:02,933
What?

587
00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:03,766
Get married.

588
00:24:03,766 --> 00:24:04,678
Well, I don't know,

589
00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:06,810
but you are kind of cute at that.

590
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,313
Oh, it's not me, it's him.

591
00:24:09,877 --> 00:24:10,982
(woman screams)

592
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,458
(slaps)

593
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:13,834
We gotta get out of this.

594
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:14,730
There isn't much time left.

595
00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:16,023
You know that, don't you?

596
00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:19,130
(crashing)

597
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:19,963
What happened?

598
00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:21,213
That's what I wanna know.

599
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,183
Wait a minute.

600
00:24:29,056 --> 00:24:31,260
(whistling)

601
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,310
Did you get a load of that?

602
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:33,150
What a dish.

603
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:34,410
I wonder who she is.

604
00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:35,572
We'll soon find out.

605
00:24:35,572 --> 00:24:36,480
Oh boy?

606
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,313
Yes.

607
00:24:37,313 --> 00:24:38,146
Who's the new dame?

608
00:24:38,146 --> 00:24:39,330
A Miss Hopkins.

609
00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,807
Miss Hopkins. Did you hear that, kid?

610
00:24:40,807 --> 00:24:41,887
And good looking too.

611
00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:43,670
Go get her, Shemp.

612
00:24:45,013 --> 00:24:47,067
Oh, wait a minute.

613
00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:49,380
You can't propose to a
girl looking like that.

614
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,230
We gotta give you the works, come on.

615
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,740
Stand still, will you? We gotta get going.

616
00:24:58,740 --> 00:24:59,910
It's three o'clock now.

617
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,743
Yeah.

618
00:25:00,743 --> 00:25:01,576
And if you don't marry
a girl by six o'clock,

619
00:25:01,576 --> 00:25:03,123
we're out of the money.

620
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,958
I said stand still.

621
00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:09,630
(springing)

622
00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:12,120
Oh. Oh, Moe, Moe, I'm blind!

623
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,149
You burnt my eye out.

624
00:25:13,149 --> 00:25:15,309
Get a towel, Moe, get a towel.

625
00:25:15,309 --> 00:25:17,494
(sobbing) Oh, oh, oh.

626
00:25:17,494 --> 00:25:19,440
Hey, where are the towels?

627
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,990
[Larry] In the bottom drawer.

628
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:28,134
- I got it.
(wood crashing)

629
00:25:28,134 --> 00:25:31,680
- (laughing) You sure look funny
with a Buster Brown collar.

630
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,513
Hold that.

631
00:25:34,872 --> 00:25:36,816
(wood crashing)
You do too.

632
00:25:36,816 --> 00:25:38,673
Where are you?

633
00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:39,506
Here.

634
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:41,850
Say, I forgot to tell you.

635
00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:43,950
When the afternoon papers come
out, you're gonna be famous.

636
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:44,783
How come?

637
00:25:44,783 --> 00:25:46,230
I gave the story to the reporters.

638
00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,869
Yes, sir, Shemp Howard to
inherit a half a million bucks.

639
00:25:48,869 --> 00:25:50,553
Let's get going, kid.

640
00:25:51,782 --> 00:25:54,532
(razor scraping)

641
00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:59,096
I am telling you to hold
still now, I'm warning you.

642
00:25:59,096 --> 00:26:00,640
Oh, excuse me.

643
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,057
(sizzling)
(groans)

644
00:26:03,057 --> 00:26:04,910
[Moe] Hold still!

645
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:07,660
(razor scraping)

646
00:26:11,368 --> 00:26:13,623
Oh! Almost had seven years of bad luck.

647
00:26:15,227 --> 00:26:17,894
(bowl clanking)

648
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:22,444
Oh! How do you like that?

649
00:26:24,254 --> 00:26:25,087
Oh.

650
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,654
I said stand still. (springing)

651
00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:30,659
Oh, oh, oh!

652
00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:32,940
Hey, I cut off my head, I cut off my head.

653
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,233
Moe, my head is off.

654
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:36,480
Moe! My head is off. (sobbing)

655
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,593
My head is off.

656
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:40,620
Oh, oh, there I am.

657
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,360
And as pretty as a picture.

658
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,193
Yeah, of an ape.

659
00:26:43,193 --> 00:26:44,280
(hand slaps)
Now get going.

660
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,650
This means half a million dollars.

661
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,940
[Shemp] I know what it means.

662
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,190
Here you are.

663
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,210
Boy, am I tired.

664
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,537
Where do I throw this water?

665
00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:57,360
(sizzling)
(Moe yelling)

666
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,193
Oh!

667
00:26:59,724 --> 00:27:00,557
You look good.

668
00:27:00,557 --> 00:27:01,390
You look great, kid.

669
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,510
You're a cinch. Go to it.

670
00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:05,433
Oh, come on. Come on.

671
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,765
(knocking)

672
00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:22,341
Hello.

673
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,317
Oh, hello.

674
00:27:23,317 --> 00:27:25,564
(Shemp stammers)

675
00:27:25,564 --> 00:27:26,647
Come in!

676
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:28,064
Cousin Basil, oh!

677
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,890
I'm so happy to see you.

678
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:31,723
- I, I-

679
00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:34,006
I've just been dying to meet you.

680
00:27:34,006 --> 00:27:34,839
Ah, ah.

681
00:27:34,839 --> 00:27:37,168
- You even cuter than
Aunt Sadie said you were.

682
00:27:37,168 --> 00:27:39,835
(lips smacking)

683
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,450
Oh boy. Success.

684
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,432
Yeah, listen to those kisses.

685
00:27:44,432 --> 00:27:47,031
(lips smacking)

686
00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:49,213
Cut it out. (slaps)

687
00:27:49,213 --> 00:27:52,350
- Oh, you must be exhausted
after your long trip.

688
00:27:52,350 --> 00:27:53,670
Sit down.

689
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,219
Let me look at you, Cousin Basil, oh!

690
00:27:56,219 --> 00:27:57,259
(phone rings)

691
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:58,713
Now don't you go away.

692
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:01,890
Hello.

693
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,363
Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.

694
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,730
You're Cousin Basil?

695
00:28:05,730 --> 00:28:06,570
Well then who is?

696
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:07,403
- I was just-

697
00:28:07,403 --> 00:28:09,179
- How dare you pretend
to be my Cousin Basil?

698
00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:10,794
(slapping) I'll teach you a thing or two.

699
00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:12,550
(slapping) You wolf!

700
00:28:12,550 --> 00:28:13,920
Don't you dare strike me!

701
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,753
- Who-
(slapping)

702
00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:17,765
- Taking advantage of a
poor, weak, helpless woman.

703
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:19,621
Boy, his kisses are getting louder.

704
00:28:19,621 --> 00:28:22,719
You, you horrible person, you.

705
00:28:22,719 --> 00:28:24,149
(door crashing)

706
00:28:24,149 --> 00:28:25,256
(Shemp groans)

707
00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:26,572
Get up, come here.

708
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:27,820
What happened, kid?

709
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,366
Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?

710
00:28:30,366 --> 00:28:31,375
Oh, Professor!

711
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,850
Are you all right?

712
00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:34,323
Oh, I'm fine.

713
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:37,200
All I wanted to do was propose.

714
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,520
Propose!

715
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,043
Oh, Professor, this is so sudden.

716
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,170
You mean you'll really marry him?

717
00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:44,190
Oh, of course.

718
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,151
He's my little old dream boat!

719
00:28:47,151 --> 00:28:49,110
Your little dream boat is sailing.

720
00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,190
Hoo! Hoo!

721
00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:51,090
Wait a minute.

722
00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:52,890
You're gonna sail away
from half a million bucks?

723
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:54,180
We only got two hours left.

724
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,233
Come on, get going.

725
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,683
(birds chirping)

726
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:02,850
Come right in, folks.

727
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:04,083
Yes, yes indeed.

728
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,533
Say, here's the license.

729
00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:07,890
My pal wants to get married in a rush.

730
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:08,970
- Oh, splendid!
(phone rings)

731
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:10,070
Oh, excuse me.

732
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,290
Hello?

733
00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:15,030
Who? Mr. Howard?

734
00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:16,113
Yes, he's here.

735
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,533
Hello.

736
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:19,440
Yes.

737
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,550
What?

738
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,990
How many of them?

739
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:23,520
Wow. Yeah, yeah.

740
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,912
Okay. Thanks.

741
00:29:24,912 --> 00:29:26,940
That was the clerk at the apartment.

742
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:28,290
Those dames you phoned this morning

743
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:30,360
found out about the 500
grand in the papers.

744
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,100
Come on, pal, we gotta make this fast.

745
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,202
Have you got the ring?

746
00:29:33,202 --> 00:29:35,970
Why certainly, certainly I got it.

747
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:36,803
Oh!

748
00:29:36,803 --> 00:29:37,890
(piano key plays)

749
00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:39,040
It went in the piano.

750
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,043
Get it.

751
00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:43,470
You see anything?

752
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:44,899
Yeah, wires.

753
00:29:44,899 --> 00:29:45,990
(smashing piano keys)

754
00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:46,823
Listen, you.

755
00:29:46,823 --> 00:29:47,656
What?

756
00:29:47,656 --> 00:29:49,110
- You know, I think
the piano's outta tune.

757
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:51,120
- Go on.
(smashing piano keys)

758
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,953
I think I see it.

759
00:29:51,953 --> 00:29:54,810
(crashing)
Oh, oh!

760
00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:56,275
Look out, get up out of there.

761
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:57,360
Get me outta here.

762
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,501
My face! Oh!

763
00:29:58,501 --> 00:30:00,240
You wanna spoil my looks?

764
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,073
Impossible.

765
00:30:01,073 --> 00:30:02,820
Nevermind your face and get that ring.

766
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,993
It's a quarter to six.

767
00:30:05,369 --> 00:30:07,033
(wire stretches)

768
00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:08,640
Oh!

769
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,170
Oh, I'm awful sorry.

770
00:30:10,170 --> 00:30:11,003
So am I.

771
00:30:11,003 --> 00:30:13,164
(crashing)
Get outta here.

772
00:30:13,164 --> 00:30:14,158
Whoa, whoa. Oh, oh.

773
00:30:14,158 --> 00:30:16,533
- Quit playing around in
there and get that ring.

774
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:17,366
Oh, oh, oh!

775
00:30:17,366 --> 00:30:18,568
(smashing piano keys)

776
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,340
Get me outta here, get me out.

777
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,577
That dummy. All right.

778
00:30:21,577 --> 00:30:23,157
(wires stretching)

779
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:24,210
Oh, oh!

780
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,541
He's all tangled up with wires!

781
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:27,808
- All right, we'll back him
up and we'll break him out.

782
00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:29,565
(wires stretching)

783
00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:31,111
Oh, my poor piano!

784
00:30:31,111 --> 00:30:32,143
Shut up.

785
00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:36,929
Hey, set him down, we'll get a new grip.

786
00:30:36,929 --> 00:30:38,977
(crashing)

787
00:30:38,977 --> 00:30:40,800
Easy now. Wait, get this stuff off.

788
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,633
Oh, oh, oh.

789
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,460
You get in the messes every time.

790
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,573
Give me your arm.

791
00:30:46,606 --> 00:30:49,620
A few minutes left and
no ring, no nothing.

792
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,820
Wait a minute, fellas.

793
00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:52,800
Here's the ring.

794
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,550
How do you like that? Get up.

795
00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:58,260
Okay, partner, we're
ready for the kickoff.

796
00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:00,453
Join hands, you lovebirds.

797
00:31:01,334 --> 00:31:03,210
(crowd murmuring)

798
00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:04,051
There he is!

799
00:31:04,051 --> 00:31:06,435
(women talking over each other)

800
00:31:06,435 --> 00:31:07,268
Wait a minute!

801
00:31:07,268 --> 00:31:10,020
Who is this character?

802
00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:11,220
She's the bride.

803
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,210
Oh yeah?

804
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:13,650
Not while I got my strength.

805
00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,443
Tell the truth, didn't you propose to me?

806
00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:16,362
- Yes, but I'm with-

807
00:31:16,362 --> 00:31:17,195
Didn't you?

808
00:31:17,195 --> 00:31:18,690
Yes, but you turned me down.

809
00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:21,300
- That was before I read
the papers, now I accept.

810
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,660
Okay, toots. Let her rip.

811
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,551
He proposed to me too!

812
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,575
(women clamoring)

813
00:31:26,575 --> 00:31:28,022
(slapping)

814
00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:28,950
Look at that.

815
00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:30,284
We better do something fast.

816
00:31:30,284 --> 00:31:31,117
Yeah.

817
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,724
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

818
00:31:33,724 --> 00:31:34,876
What's going on here?

819
00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:36,831
(smacking)

820
00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:37,670
Ow! Ow!

821
00:31:37,670 --> 00:31:41,811
- (women squealing)
- Ladies, ladies!

822
00:31:41,811 --> 00:31:46,222
(women shuffling and yelling)

823
00:31:46,222 --> 00:31:48,365
(crashing)

824
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,198
No!

825
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:56,015
Justice please, please hurry up.

826
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,713
Hold hands, you lovebirds.

827
00:31:57,713 --> 00:32:00,380
(crashing)

828
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:04,213
(women screaming and yelling)

829
00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:08,828
(gasps) Oh my goodness.

830
00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,102
(birds chirp)

831
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:10,935
Oh, ow!

832
00:32:17,481 --> 00:32:18,690
Oh, wait a minute.

833
00:32:18,690 --> 00:32:20,390
You wouldn't hit a lady with that.

834
00:32:21,693 --> 00:32:23,057
Use this, it's bigger.

835
00:32:23,057 --> 00:32:24,140
Oh, thanks.

836
00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:29,935
(loud banging)

837
00:32:31,385 --> 00:32:32,865
Will you marry me?

838
00:32:32,865 --> 00:32:33,698
Never.

839
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,272
No! (groaning)

840
00:32:36,272 --> 00:32:39,430
(screaming)

841
00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:41,597
(banging)

842
00:32:43,382 --> 00:32:46,858
(wheel squeaking)

843
00:32:46,858 --> 00:32:51,547
(women yelling over each other)

844
00:32:51,547 --> 00:32:54,130
(Moe stammers)

845
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:59,779
(screaming in pain)

846
00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,351
I'm getting a headache!

847
00:33:01,351 --> 00:33:03,625
- I'll fix your headache.
- Oh!

848
00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:06,990
Oh, oh, Larry, an octopus is on me!

849
00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,798
- (Moe groans)
- Hold still.

850
00:33:08,798 --> 00:33:11,166
I'll get it, hold still.

851
00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:12,417
Now what do you say?

852
00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:17,417
- (hitting table)
- I give up, I'll marry you.

853
00:33:19,459 --> 00:33:22,171
(crashing)

854
00:33:22,171 --> 00:33:24,838
(women yelling)

855
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,380
Oh. Mr. Benton, please, please hurry.

856
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:30,613
Hold hands, you lover birds.

857
00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:35,903
Oh. (groaning)

858
00:33:35,903 --> 00:33:37,294
How are you?

859
00:33:37,294 --> 00:33:39,420
What do you mean, how am I?

860
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,310
Congratulations, both of you.

861
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,731
Oh thank you, thank you.

862
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,370
We're married!

863
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,203
We made it!

864
00:33:45,203 --> 00:33:46,530
It's six o'clock and you're married.

865
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:47,850
What happened? What happened?

866
00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:50,357
You're married, kid, say something.

867
00:33:50,357 --> 00:33:51,440
Help! Help!

868
00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:55,482
(lighthearted music)

869
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,540
Our next Three Stooges short

870
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,118
again stars Shemp, Larry and Moe,

871
00:34:05,118 --> 00:34:08,910
running a tailor shop called Pip Boys.

872
00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:09,762
Pip Boys is a spoof

873
00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:12,821
of the automotive repair
company called Pep Boys.

874
00:34:12,821 --> 00:34:15,960
In this film, our trio is
in desperate need of money,

875
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,109
so they decide to capture
a fugitive bank robber

876
00:34:18,109 --> 00:34:19,860
so they can get a reward.

877
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,967
Of course, things do not go as planned

878
00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:24,735
and the boys get themselves
in a lot of trouble.

879
00:34:24,735 --> 00:34:27,240
Here now is "The Three Stooges" short

880
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,720
entitled "Sing a Song of Six Pants".

881
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,553
Enjoy.

882
00:35:04,365 --> 00:35:07,448
(rubbing vigorously)

883
00:35:11,308 --> 00:35:13,475
(sighing)

884
00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:17,373
- That is the toughest
spot I ever tackled.

885
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,010
Shemp, gimme a hand, will you?

886
00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:28,530
I can't now, I gotta finish my pants.

887
00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:29,493
Hey fellas.

888
00:35:29,493 --> 00:35:31,590
Listen to this letter.

889
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:32,423
Gentlemen.

890
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:33,900
That ain't for us, we're not gentlemen.

891
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,165
Speak for yourself.

892
00:35:35,165 --> 00:35:35,998
- (bops)
- Oh!

893
00:35:35,998 --> 00:35:36,950
Gentlemen.

894
00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:39,480
This is to inform you that
unless overdue payments

895
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,724
for tailoring equipment
are made within 24 hours,

896
00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:43,860
we will repossess said equipment.

897
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:46,580
Balance now due, 321 dollars and 86 cents.

898
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:49,860
Skin and Flint Finance Corporation.

899
00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:51,513
I. Fleecem, President.

900
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:54,570
- That'll put us out of
business, what'll do we do?

901
00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:55,936
You guys worry about that.

902
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:58,020
I'm too young to worry and get wrinkles

903
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,309
on my pretty little face.

904
00:35:59,309 --> 00:36:01,983
What we need is a little
music to cheer us up.

905
00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:07,200
(radio buzzing)

906
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,760
[Radio Announcer] News flashes.

907
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,770
Police are frantically scouring the town

908
00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,696
in search of Terry
Slippery Fingered Hargen.

909
00:36:12,696 --> 00:36:16,525
Hargan has robbed his 18th
consecutive safe in nine days.

910
00:36:16,525 --> 00:36:20,160
A large reward is offered for his capture.

911
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,338
Does your car have indigestion?

912
00:36:22,338 --> 00:36:24,540
Does it burp in the morning?

913
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,200
Try No Burpaline.

914
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,673
The only gasoline containing
bicarbonate of soda.

915
00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:31,800
Hey Moe.

916
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,080
Why don't we capture Hogan
and collect the reward

917
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,270
and we can pay our bills.

918
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:38,340
Oh, it's as simple as all that.

919
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:41,580
Hargan is gonna walk right in
here and let you capture him.

920
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:43,140
You are nuts.

921
00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:45,090
We're gonna be paupers. Paupers!

922
00:36:45,090 --> 00:36:47,567
Are you kidding? We're not even married.

923
00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:49,290
Why don't you be quiet?

924
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,123
Oh!

925
00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:50,956
Think.

926
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,333
Well, anyway, I got the spot out.

927
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:08,790
Oh boy, am I a sap.

928
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:10,390
I can't think when I'm hungry.

929
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,022
(spraying)

930
00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:17,640
Oh, a funny man. (slaps)

931
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,699
What's a matter what you?

932
00:37:19,699 --> 00:37:21,063
What did I do?

933
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:23,880
Who wants lunch?

934
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,713
[Larry] I do.

935
00:37:24,713 --> 00:37:25,950
[Shemp] Make me some too, will ya?

936
00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:27,163
Okay, coming up.

937
00:37:29,265 --> 00:37:32,765
(pancake batter sizzling)

938
00:37:52,636 --> 00:37:57,636
Oh, boy.

939
00:37:58,044 --> 00:38:01,127
(giggling excitedly)

940
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:05,293
Ah!

941
00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:13,020
(laughing loudly)

942
00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,497
What are you stalling around for?

943
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,660
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

944
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,430
- You know you're got a
rush order to get out.

945
00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:25,350
Get Mr. Grant's pants and hand press 'em.

946
00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,240
- All right, all right,
but where are they?

947
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,590
I pinned 'em up in the shade.

948
00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:29,550
What'd you do with 'em?

949
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,170
I didn't touch 'em.

950
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:32,053
Uh oh.

951
00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:41,133
Here, hurry up and press those.

952
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,513
What are you standing around for?

953
00:38:51,855 --> 00:38:52,688
Hm.

954
00:38:58,523 --> 00:39:01,709
Oh, oh.

955
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,792
(grunts)

956
00:39:07,185 --> 00:39:09,518
(chuckling)

957
00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,243
(iron sizzles)

958
00:39:12,243 --> 00:39:17,243
Oh! (groaning)

959
00:39:17,450 --> 00:39:20,700
(grunting with effort)

960
00:39:24,547 --> 00:39:27,415
(crashing)
(yelling)

961
00:39:27,415 --> 00:39:29,665
(groaning)

962
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:37,053
You double crosser!

963
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,077
Oh, oh!

964
00:39:49,398 --> 00:39:51,307
(door slamming)

965
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:55,118
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

966
00:39:55,118 --> 00:39:58,451
(growling aggressively)

967
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,801
Wise guy, this time I'll close you.

968
00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,960
(broom smacking)

969
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,793
I'm sorry, Moe.

970
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,240
Oh, oh, think nothing of it.

971
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,290
Oh gee, thanks.

972
00:40:07,290 --> 00:40:08,401
Hey, you are welcome.

973
00:40:08,401 --> 00:40:13,151
(bopping)
(Shemp groans)

974
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:19,757
(springing)

975
00:40:19,757 --> 00:40:20,897
What's the idea?

976
00:40:20,897 --> 00:40:23,133
I'm sorry, you stepped into me.

977
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,410
Hey fellas!

978
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:53,243
A customer!

979
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:57,623
- Say, have you seen-

980
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:58,860
- Yes sir.
- Don't worry about it.

981
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,157
You've really come to the right place.

982
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:00,990
You bet.

983
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,090
This is the store where your
dollars have more cents.

984
00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:06,090
- See, we've got the very
sport coat you're looking for.

985
00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:06,930
I don't want a coat.

986
00:41:06,930 --> 00:41:08,641
- But listen, mister, we're
going to give you a bargain.

987
00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:10,262
Where did you ever get this mess?

988
00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:11,517
I bought it here.

989
00:41:11,517 --> 00:41:15,463
- Oh, what a beautiful
masterpiece. (chuckling)

990
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,518
Here? Isn't it a beauty?

991
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,510
Genuine import, smell the ocean.

992
00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:23,070
And it's 200% wool.

993
00:41:23,070 --> 00:41:23,903
200%.

994
00:41:23,903 --> 00:41:26,280
- Yeah, these sheep let
a double life, yes sir.

995
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,390
Let's get it on, right in there.

996
00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:28,390
- I don't, will you-

997
00:41:29,585 --> 00:41:30,570
There you are.

998
00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:32,820
- I don't want a coat,
I don't want a coat.

999
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,470
I don't want a coat!

1000
00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:37,290
[Stooges] Oh, he don't want a coat.

1001
00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:39,554
- What he wants is a
pair of our slick slacks.

1002
00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:41,550
- Why didn't you tell
me the man wants slacks?

1003
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:42,383
Get him slacks.

1004
00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:43,963
(slaps) Go ahead.

1005
00:41:43,963 --> 00:41:44,850
- I don't want any slick-

1006
00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,260
All right, now look bud.

1007
00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:48,410
In this store, the
customer's always right.

1008
00:41:57,090 --> 00:41:58,890
Here you are, brother, slick slacks.

1009
00:41:58,890 --> 00:41:59,970
Try 'em on for size.

1010
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:01,320
Oh yes, try 'em right on.

1011
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:04,973
Gee, officer, we-

1012
00:42:04,973 --> 00:42:05,806
Quiet!

1013
00:42:05,806 --> 00:42:07,890
Do you birds realize you
just let Terry Hargen,

1014
00:42:07,890 --> 00:42:10,080
the bank robber, slip
right through my hands?

1015
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,040
I ought to run you in!

1016
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,020
- Please, officer, I got
six wives and two kids.

1017
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,613
- Honest, officer, there
was nobody came in here.

1018
00:42:14,613 --> 00:42:16,320
Well, he's in the neighborhood.

1019
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,520
Keep a sharp look out.

1020
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,353
I'll be back.

1021
00:42:18,353 --> 00:42:19,253
- Right.
- Right.

1022
00:42:19,253 --> 00:42:21,170
(bops)

1023
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,550
Hello, sugar plum, how are you?

1024
00:42:23,550 --> 00:42:25,486
Just dandy.

1025
00:42:25,486 --> 00:42:27,630
(Flossie laughs)

1026
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,463
Listen carefully.

1027
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,110
My clothes are in the
Pip Boy's Tailor Shop

1028
00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:32,013
around the corner.

1029
00:42:32,013 --> 00:42:34,590
Now in the watch pocket of the trouser,

1030
00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:37,620
there's a piece of paper
with a combination to a safe.

1031
00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:40,236
I want to do that job tonight
and I need that paper.

1032
00:42:40,236 --> 00:42:42,603
Okay, sugar, just leave it to me.

1033
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:47,855
(machine whirring)

1034
00:42:55,044 --> 00:42:57,794
(paper rumpling)

1035
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,034
Hey, fellas.

1036
00:43:00,034 --> 00:43:00,867
What is it?

1037
00:43:00,867 --> 00:43:03,053
- Look what I found in
the pocket of these pants.

1038
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:07,290
L-R-L-R-L-R-L. One, one, two.

1039
00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:08,123
Hey.

1040
00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:13,345
L-one, R-one, left one, right one.

1041
00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,633
This is the combination to a safe.

1042
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,160
TH, I wonder what that means.

1043
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,433
Teddy Hoosevelt?

1044
00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:26,910
You're wrong, Quiz Kid.

1045
00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:28,530
TH, TH.

1046
00:43:28,530 --> 00:43:30,210
- I got it. I got it!
- What?

1047
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,323
Thomas Hedison.

1048
00:43:32,190 --> 00:43:33,963
Why don't you dumbbells stop!

1049
00:43:37,830 --> 00:43:38,749
Terry Hargan.

1050
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,290
Terry Hargan, he was here.

1051
00:43:40,290 --> 00:43:41,520
The bank robber was here!

1052
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,420
You're crazy.

1053
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,640
Those clothes came off one of the dummies.

1054
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,642
Now no cracks.

1055
00:43:45,642 --> 00:43:46,920
(finger cracking)

1056
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,753
Oh!

1057
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,913
Hi ya, fellas.

1058
00:44:01,913 --> 00:44:03,120
Is my coat altered?

1059
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,953
Just finished.

1060
00:44:03,953 --> 00:44:05,340
- Oh, fine.
- Try it on.

1061
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,730
There we are.

1062
00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:09,753
Wait a minute, here. Brush him off.

1063
00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:12,990
Sleeves, 31 inches.

1064
00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:14,590
- How's that?
- That's right. 31.

1065
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:17,160
Who made that hat?

1066
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,090
My mother.

1067
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:18,923
I thought so.

1068
00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:20,520
There ya are, you're all set.

1069
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,353
Right.

1070
00:44:21,353 --> 00:44:22,860
Well, see you on payday.

1071
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,693
Right.

1072
00:44:31,230 --> 00:44:33,630
- What kind of brushing
is going around here?

1073
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:35,133
He had a loose baste.

1074
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,820
Yes ma'am?

1075
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,020
Do you dye?

1076
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,820
Oh, that's his natural expression.

1077
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:44,160
What can we do for you?

1078
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,630
I'd like to have this dress dyed.

1079
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:46,463
What color?

1080
00:44:46,463 --> 00:44:47,610
Henna color.

1081
00:44:47,610 --> 00:44:49,410
You mean henna color at all?

1082
00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:52,500
- No, H-E-N-N-A.

1083
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,718
Henna, it's kind of a brown reddish.

1084
00:44:55,718 --> 00:44:57,323
I never ate a brown radish.

1085
00:44:57,323 --> 00:45:00,030
I'm also interested in a sport coat

1086
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,613
and a pair of slacks, for my brother.

1087
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,070
There's exactly what I want.

1088
00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:07,180
Oh yes, you have it.

1089
00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:10,410
Tailored gabardine.

1090
00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:11,490
How much would that be?

1091
00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:12,450
- 42.
- 47.

1092
00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:13,620
39.

1093
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,967
You better add that up.

1094
00:45:14,967 --> 00:45:17,967
(register clanking)

1095
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:20,823
What's the total?

1096
00:45:22,029 --> 00:45:24,427
(machine clanking)

1097
00:45:24,427 --> 00:45:26,790
$411, but there's a sale today.

1098
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:27,900
You get ten percent off.

1099
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,197
That makes it 42.50.

1100
00:45:29,197 --> 00:45:30,960
I'll take it.

1101
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,933
Oh, just a moment, I'll be right back.

1102
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,609
(paper crumpling)

1103
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,493
Henna color.

1104
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,430
You mean brown radish?

1105
00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,350
Oh, yellow turnip, blue cucumbers.

1106
00:45:46,350 --> 00:45:48,450
- Anything at all.
- Oh, I see, go ahead.

1107
00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:49,283
There we are.

1108
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,209
[Flossie] You said 42.50?

1109
00:45:58,209 --> 00:45:59,747
Yeah.

1110
00:45:59,747 --> 00:46:01,080
100, 200, 300,

1111
00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:05,190
450, there you are.

1112
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:06,270
Keep the change.

1113
00:46:06,270 --> 00:46:07,103
Thanks.

1114
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,240
Aren't we the saps?

1115
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,880
We had a fortune in our hand
and we let it slide through.

1116
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,470
I'm gonna search all the clothes.

1117
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:14,584
Me too.

1118
00:46:14,584 --> 00:46:15,501
400, 100.

1119
00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:29,610
Hey look, I found another 50!

1120
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:31,235
Yeah, so you did.

1121
00:46:31,235 --> 00:46:32,319
Wise guy. (cracking)

1122
00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:33,152
Ow!

1123
00:46:33,152 --> 00:46:35,585
Hey, leave him alone.

1124
00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:36,428
Hi ya, fellas.

1125
00:46:36,428 --> 00:46:39,356
My wife is just crazy about
the way you fixed this coat.

1126
00:46:39,356 --> 00:46:42,053
She wants you to make me
a pair of pants to match.

1127
00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:47,200
(bodies thudding)

1128
00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:49,906
Hi.

1129
00:46:49,906 --> 00:46:51,090
You got 'em.

1130
00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:52,350
There you are, sugar plum.

1131
00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:54,050
I knew you'd come through, baby.

1132
00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:57,053
This is it.

1133
00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:03,300
Received payment in
full, Pip Boys Cleaners.

1134
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,700
Why the dirty...

1135
00:47:08,670 --> 00:47:11,340
They even took my
bankroll, the dirty crooks.

1136
00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:13,053
Come on boys, we're going calling.

1137
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,250
Green suit dry clean.

1138
00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:18,450
Dry, clean.

1139
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:20,700
Gold band, repair the pockets.

1140
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,843
Gold band, repair pockets.

1141
00:47:26,130 --> 00:47:27,930
Yes, what can we do for you, sir?

1142
00:47:27,930 --> 00:47:29,130
We'd like to have our suits

1143
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,290
cleaned and pressed while we wait.

1144
00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:33,640
- Why certainly, yes sir,
that's what we'll do.

1145
00:47:36,668 --> 00:47:37,501
Oh. Oh.

1146
00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:44,427
(elastic snapping)

1147
00:47:44,427 --> 00:47:45,840
All right, bub.

1148
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,090
Where's that piece of paper
was in my pants pocket?

1149
00:47:48,090 --> 00:47:49,530
You mean the one with the numbers on it?

1150
00:47:49,530 --> 00:47:50,460
That's it, that's it.

1151
00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:52,110
- And the letters, L-R-L-R-L?

1152
00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:53,430
Yes, yes, where is it?

1153
00:47:53,430 --> 00:47:55,000
I never saw it.

1154
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,362
Oh, a wise guy.

1155
00:47:56,362 --> 00:47:59,033
Okay, fellas. Make them talk.

1156
00:47:59,033 --> 00:47:59,866
Get 'em!

1157
00:47:59,866 --> 00:48:01,150
Now take it easy.

1158
00:48:02,573 --> 00:48:04,290
Where's that guy was here?

1159
00:48:04,290 --> 00:48:05,320
He went that away.

1160
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,803
Oh, I'll get him.

1161
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,449
Ooh!

1162
00:48:14,449 --> 00:48:16,110
(elastic snapping)

1163
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,160
Cut it out, will you?

1164
00:48:18,557 --> 00:48:20,328
(groaning)

1165
00:48:20,328 --> 00:48:24,053
(laughing hysterically)

1166
00:48:24,053 --> 00:48:26,303
Cut it out, I'm ticklish!

1167
00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:30,090
All right, come across with that paper.

1168
00:48:30,090 --> 00:48:30,923
Oh, the paper.

1169
00:48:30,923 --> 00:48:32,250
Yes, the paper.

1170
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,270
Why didn't you say so?

1171
00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:35,745
There it is. (slapping)

1172
00:48:35,745 --> 00:48:38,495
(groans in pain)

1173
00:48:40,257 --> 00:48:42,478
Hey Larry. I got him!

1174
00:48:42,478 --> 00:48:43,311
Ouch!

1175
00:48:45,809 --> 00:48:46,642
Ouch!

1176
00:48:46,642 --> 00:48:47,793
Nice work, Moe.

1177
00:48:49,078 --> 00:48:52,549
We might as well press his pants.

1178
00:48:52,549 --> 00:48:54,840
Ouch! (moaning)

1179
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,673
Where is that paper?

1180
00:48:55,673 --> 00:48:57,165
I tell you, I haven't got it.

1181
00:48:57,165 --> 00:48:59,370
(slapping)

1182
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,643
You'll talk.

1183
00:49:00,643 --> 00:49:02,190
(Shemp yells)
There.

1184
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,180
You'll talk now.

1185
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:04,128
- Hey!
- Shut up!

1186
00:49:04,128 --> 00:49:05,970
Where is that piece of paper?

1187
00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:06,803
I haven't got it.

1188
00:49:06,803 --> 00:49:07,682
Oh, still won't talk.

1189
00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:11,070
- (slapping)
- Oh! Oh! Oh!

1190
00:49:11,070 --> 00:49:12,030
Oh, I didn't mean it.

1191
00:49:12,030 --> 00:49:13,247
I didn't mean it, honest I didn't.

1192
00:49:13,247 --> 00:49:14,080
Still won't talk?

1193
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,904
(slapping)
(yelling)

1194
00:49:16,904 --> 00:49:17,737
(punching)

1195
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:19,820
(groans)

1196
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:28,860
Oh, his head is steaming.

1197
00:49:30,605 --> 00:49:33,022
(body thuds)

1198
00:49:34,703 --> 00:49:36,668
Success! That's it.

1199
00:49:36,668 --> 00:49:37,901
(slapping)

1200
00:49:37,901 --> 00:49:42,351
Oh! (yelling)

1201
00:49:43,402 --> 00:49:44,911
Hey, Moe!

1202
00:49:44,911 --> 00:49:47,522
Moe, Larry, get me off here!

1203
00:49:47,522 --> 00:49:48,355
Oh!

1204
00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:50,012
Take it easy, we'll get you right.

1205
00:49:50,012 --> 00:49:51,107
(Shemp whimpers)

1206
00:49:51,107 --> 00:49:52,647
How do you feel, kid?

1207
00:49:52,647 --> 00:49:53,516
Oh, I'm all right.

1208
00:49:53,516 --> 00:49:55,233
We got him, we got Hargen!

1209
00:49:55,233 --> 00:49:56,373
What's that?

1210
00:49:56,373 --> 00:49:58,060
It's Hargen all right.

1211
00:49:58,060 --> 00:49:58,893
Nice work boys.

1212
00:49:58,893 --> 00:50:00,180
We're in the chips.

1213
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,170
The moolah!

1214
00:50:01,170 --> 00:50:02,883
Now we can pay Skin and Flint.

1215
00:50:03,870 --> 00:50:05,310
Oh, a couple of more.

1216
00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:06,690
Hold him while I phone for the wagon.

1217
00:50:06,690 --> 00:50:07,650
Wait a minute.

1218
00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:09,060
When do we get our reward?

1219
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:10,200
The reward?

1220
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,780
Oh, I get the reward.

1221
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,150
But here's some tickets
to the policeman's ball.

1222
00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:16,863
Tickets to the policeman's ball?

1223
00:50:18,259 --> 00:50:20,426
(sobbing)

1224
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,253
Oh, green stuff.

1225
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,010
I'll take him. Thanks again, boys.

1226
00:50:32,010 --> 00:50:33,121
Oh, thank you.

1227
00:50:33,121 --> 00:50:34,890
- Hurry up, count it
quick, how much we got?

1228
00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:35,880
Wait a minute.

1229
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,105
100, 200, 300,

1230
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:40,961
400, 500, a 50.

1231
00:50:40,961 --> 00:50:44,719
Oh, how did that get in here? (laughing)

1232
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,955
(thudding)

1233
00:50:46,955 --> 00:50:50,038
(lighthearted music)

1234
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:58,447
- We have time for one
more "Three Stooges" short.

1235
00:50:58,447 --> 00:51:02,070
"Malice in the Palace"
features Larry, Moe and Shemp

1236
00:51:02,070 --> 00:51:04,140
running a restaurant
when they get involved

1237
00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:06,463
in a scheme to steal a priceless diamond.

1238
00:51:06,463 --> 00:51:08,670
(plates crashing)

1239
00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:09,503
Enjoy.

1240
00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:14,484
(foreboding music)

1241
00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:35,623
Just past the hour.

1242
00:51:35,623 --> 00:51:37,773
I wonder what delays Haffa Dalla.

1243
00:51:39,450 --> 00:51:42,390
- Fear not, most illustrious
Hassan Ben Sober.

1244
00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:43,462
Fear not.

1245
00:51:43,462 --> 00:51:46,080
Haffa Dalla will get the
map by hook or crook,

1246
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,360
as sure as my name is Ghinna Rumma.

1247
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,383
Quite so.

1248
00:51:54,877 --> 00:51:55,984
- (hitting table)
- Service!

1249
00:51:55,984 --> 00:51:57,515
How about a little service!

1250
00:51:57,515 --> 00:51:59,264
(Stooges talking over each other)

1251
00:51:59,264 --> 00:52:00,432
Yes, sir. Coming up!

1252
00:52:00,432 --> 00:52:03,060
Yes, sir, we have all the service.

1253
00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:03,990
At your service.

1254
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:06,840
- Boy, if I hadn't ducked,
we'd have collided sure.

1255
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,277
What a narrow escape.

1256
00:52:08,277 --> 00:52:11,110
(plates crashing)

1257
00:52:12,229 --> 00:52:14,103
What?

1258
00:52:17,292 --> 00:52:18,742
What's the matter with you?

1259
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,150
Take this off!

1260
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:25,473
Take this off!

1261
00:52:26,466 --> 00:52:27,416
Now take it easy.

1262
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,630
We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.

1263
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:31,830
What's this?

1264
00:52:31,830 --> 00:52:35,250
Oh, happy birthday. (chuckling)

1265
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,083
Hold this.

1266
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:39,040
Just a minute, I'll take it right off.

1267
00:52:40,689 --> 00:52:41,700
I would leave it on.

1268
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,213
People don't know if you're
coming to go on with this on.

1269
00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:47,250
There you are, sir.

1270
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:50,130
You look very pretty, and the
spaghetti is as good as new.

1271
00:52:50,130 --> 00:52:51,273
Why you!

1272
00:52:52,977 --> 00:52:54,623
Moe! Whoa!

1273
00:52:54,623 --> 00:52:56,724
Dog of dogs, how dare you?

1274
00:52:56,724 --> 00:52:59,007
A thousand pardons, it was unavoidable.

1275
00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:00,487
Wait a minute, wait a minute!

1276
00:53:00,487 --> 00:53:02,095
This would degrade you.

1277
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:04,830
'Tis true. I am an aristocrat.

1278
00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:06,960
I am Hassan Ben Sober!

1279
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,584
I had a few too many myself.

1280
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:10,355
- (laughing)
- Quiet!

1281
00:53:10,355 --> 00:53:12,093
We gotta clean up this mess.

1282
00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:23,733
Why you! Get busy.

1283
00:53:27,203 --> 00:53:28,886
What are you doing?

1284
00:53:28,886 --> 00:53:30,366
Stop it, will you?

1285
00:53:30,366 --> 00:53:31,199
(plates breaking)

1286
00:53:31,199 --> 00:53:32,032
Cut it out.

1287
00:53:32,032 --> 00:53:34,449
(clattering)

1288
00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,350
[Hassan] We'll travel by night.

1289
00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:41,820
Perhaps if Haffa Dalla does not-

1290
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:43,230
Greetings, greetings!

1291
00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:45,049
Did you bring the map, Haffa Dalla?

1292
00:53:45,049 --> 00:53:45,930
Aye, chief.

1293
00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:49,440
And as I slit his throat,
with his dying breath

1294
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,750
he said someone else had a duplicate map.

1295
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:52,583
'Tis bad.

1296
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,416
We must leave it once

1297
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:54,570
if we are to be the first to reach

1298
00:53:54,570 --> 00:53:56,580
King Rootin' Tootin's tomb.

1299
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:58,590
Make preparations to depart immediately.

1300
00:53:58,590 --> 00:53:59,610
Aye, chief.

1301
00:53:59,610 --> 00:54:01,170
But remember the curse.

1302
00:54:01,170 --> 00:54:02,940
He who touches the jewel first

1303
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:06,150
is doomed to a thousand deaths.

1304
00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:07,533
We must secure the services of three

1305
00:54:07,533 --> 00:54:10,530
and when we get them to
do our bidding. (clicks)

1306
00:54:10,530 --> 00:54:13,474
- Yes, but we best have
food before we travel.

1307
00:54:13,474 --> 00:54:14,307
Aye.

1308
00:54:14,307 --> 00:54:15,377
Service! Waiters!

1309
00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:16,318
(hitting table)

1310
00:54:16,318 --> 00:54:19,320
Here we are, at your service! (slaps)

1311
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,198
What'll you have?

1312
00:54:20,198 --> 00:54:21,031
- We want-

1313
00:54:21,031 --> 00:54:21,864
We don't have anymore.

1314
00:54:21,864 --> 00:54:24,120
All we got left is rabbit and hot dogs.

1315
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,960
- Rabbit.
- Hot dog.

1316
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,700
Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.

1317
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,533
Okay, coming up!

1318
00:54:27,533 --> 00:54:28,770
Okay, coming right out.

1319
00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,019
Coming right out.

1320
00:54:30,019 --> 00:54:32,103
Here we are, pepper and salt.

1321
00:54:34,629 --> 00:54:37,415
(Shemp huffing)

1322
00:54:37,415 --> 00:54:38,248
(slaps)

1323
00:54:38,248 --> 00:54:39,081
That bus boy's off.

1324
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:42,970
(water bubbling)

1325
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:46,877
Scat!

1326
00:54:46,877 --> 00:54:49,044
(banging)

1327
00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:52,555
Come here.

1328
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:53,422
Come here, you.

1329
00:54:53,422 --> 00:54:54,255
(cat meows)

1330
00:54:54,255 --> 00:54:55,292
I'll fix you.

1331
00:54:55,292 --> 00:55:00,275
Why you. (grumbling)

1332
00:55:05,146 --> 00:55:07,397
(awkward throat clearing)

1333
00:55:07,397 --> 00:55:08,230
Here.

1334
00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:21,592
(knife banging)
(cat meowing)

1335
00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:26,592
(knife banging)
(cat meowing loudly)

1336
00:55:28,535 --> 00:55:31,868
(cat screeches in pain)

1337
00:55:34,474 --> 00:55:35,603
(dog whining)

1338
00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:36,853
Get outta here.

1339
00:55:40,478 --> 00:55:42,253
Come here you.

1340
00:55:42,253 --> 00:55:44,586
(grumbling)

1341
00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:52,797
It couldn't be. Or could it?

1342
00:55:52,797 --> 00:55:54,780
Now you stay here and you be a good boy,

1343
00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:55,893
you, now sit there.

1344
00:56:00,217 --> 00:56:01,050
(dog barks)

1345
00:56:01,050 --> 00:56:02,058
(knife bangs)

1346
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,370
(gasps)

1347
00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:05,703
(dog barks)

1348
00:56:07,399 --> 00:56:09,679
(dog cries out)

1349
00:56:09,679 --> 00:56:12,346
(knife banging)

1350
00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:25,298
Here you are, gentlemen.

1351
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:27,293
Hot dogs.

1352
00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:29,460
When it comes to cooking,
I'm the cat's meow!

1353
00:56:35,670 --> 00:56:36,840
Sit down!

1354
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,060
- Oh, but I'm not tired, I'll
just stand while you eat.

1355
00:56:39,060 --> 00:56:41,270
Sit down with your hands on or off.

1356
00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:43,270
You talked us into it.

1357
00:56:44,871 --> 00:56:47,038
[Hassan and Ghinna] Eat!

1358
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,740
(dog barks)

1359
00:56:54,990 --> 00:56:56,970
Did you hear anything?

1360
00:56:56,970 --> 00:56:58,293
Yeah, I did.

1361
00:57:01,553 --> 00:57:02,566
(cat meows)

1362
00:57:02,566 --> 00:57:03,780
(startled gasp)

1363
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:04,613
Sit down and eat!

1364
00:57:04,613 --> 00:57:05,446
Eat.

1365
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,460
[Shemp and Moe] Eat.

1366
00:57:10,365 --> 00:57:12,865
(dog whining)

1367
00:57:19,786 --> 00:57:22,191
(cat purring)

1368
00:57:22,191 --> 00:57:24,897
(cat meowing)

1369
00:57:24,897 --> 00:57:27,480
(cat snarling)

1370
00:57:31,004 --> 00:57:32,220
(sneezing)

1371
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,053
Gesundheit.

1372
00:57:34,746 --> 00:57:36,375
(dog barks)

1373
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,917
(cat meows)

1374
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:42,090
(wailing sadly)

1375
00:57:42,090 --> 00:57:42,923
Eat!

1376
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,513
Well?

1377
00:57:48,517 --> 00:57:51,792
(lips smacking)

1378
00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:52,625
Whoa!

1379
00:57:53,862 --> 00:57:55,858
(banging)

1380
00:57:55,858 --> 00:57:58,470
I killed it, I killed it.

1381
00:57:58,470 --> 00:58:00,981
Oh, I killed it. (sobbing)

1382
00:58:00,981 --> 00:58:02,100
Shh.

1383
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,603
This just can't be.

1384
00:58:11,996 --> 00:58:13,135
(animal snarling)

1385
00:58:13,135 --> 00:58:14,277
Ah!

1386
00:58:14,277 --> 00:58:17,902
Ooh! (squeals uncomfortably)

1387
00:58:17,902 --> 00:58:20,790
(Larry humming merrily)

1388
00:58:20,790 --> 00:58:21,840
Forgot the mustard!

1389
00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:24,780
So you are the perpetrator of this.

1390
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:25,613
Sit down and eat.

1391
00:58:25,613 --> 00:58:26,590
Sit down.

1392
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,743
Its a pleasure, thank you!

1393
00:58:30,938 --> 00:58:31,771
Mmm.

1394
00:58:48,139 --> 00:58:50,389
(slapping)

1395
00:58:51,416 --> 00:58:53,330
(cat growling)

1396
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:58,330
(surprised yelling)
(plates crashing)

1397
00:58:59,224 --> 00:59:01,724
(dog barking)

1398
00:59:07,370 --> 00:59:08,760
(sighing)

1399
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,020
There's the dog and cat!

1400
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:10,950
Why didn't you tell me?

1401
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:11,783
What?

1402
00:59:11,783 --> 00:59:12,616
- (slapping)
- Shut up!

1403
00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:13,449
Let him alone.

1404
00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:14,680
(slapping)
Oh cut it out.

1405
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,290
(punching)

1406
00:59:16,290 --> 00:59:18,933
(groaning)

1407
00:59:18,933 --> 00:59:21,183
(bopping)

1408
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:23,250
These three.

1409
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,890
They are the ones that
get the jewel for us.

1410
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:26,723
Right.

1411
00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:29,370
Gentlemen.

1412
00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:30,203
Who came in?

1413
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,670
No, you.

1414
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,420
How would you boys like to
make a thousand shilbleenas?

1415
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,650
You've convinced us.

1416
00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:38,483
What do we have to do?

1417
00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:40,963
- There is a diamond
worth a king's ransom.

1418
00:59:40,963 --> 00:59:42,966
Did you hear? A king's ransom.

1419
00:59:42,966 --> 00:59:44,010
Gentlemen!

1420
00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:45,499
This map will lead us to the treasure.

1421
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:47,354
Now pay strict attention.

1422
00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:48,663
(arrow thwacking)

1423
00:59:48,663 --> 00:59:50,996
(Moe gasps)

1424
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,410
Hassan Ben Sober.

1425
00:59:55,410 --> 00:59:56,370
You are late.

1426
00:59:56,370 --> 00:59:58,680
I got the diamond, you got the gate.

1427
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,143
Signed, Omagash, Emir of Shmow.

1428
01:00:02,681 --> 01:00:04,740
(crying) Ruined!

1429
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:05,670
Defeated.

1430
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:07,650
That murderous cutthroat.

1431
01:00:07,650 --> 01:00:10,527
He has the famous 100 carat diamond!

1432
01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:13,590
- A hundred carrots, he sure
knew his onions. (giggling)

1433
01:00:13,590 --> 01:00:14,999
- Quiet.
(bops)

1434
01:00:14,999 --> 01:00:17,258
This map is useless to me now.

1435
01:00:17,258 --> 01:00:19,760
With that diamond, I
could have quit my job

1436
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:24,240
as the doorman at the Oasis
Hotel! (sobbing loudly)

1437
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,695
Hey, Spinach Chin!

1438
01:00:25,695 --> 01:00:28,500
Do you mean me to tell
me you're only a doorman?

1439
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,333
Yes.

1440
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,366
Well, there's the door, man.

1441
01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:33,616
(punching)

1442
01:00:34,807 --> 01:00:37,239
- (sobbing) Will you
give me five for this?

1443
01:00:37,239 --> 01:00:39,000
No, but I'll give you two.

1444
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:39,833
I'll take it.

1445
01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:40,666
Get out.

1446
01:00:43,456 --> 01:00:45,682
(loud crashing)

1447
01:00:45,682 --> 01:00:47,580
There's only one 100 carat diamond

1448
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:49,260
and it comes from Rootin' Tootin's tomb.

1449
01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:50,460
That's government property.

1450
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:53,040
- Right, and if we return
it, we'll get a big reward.

1451
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,834
Yeah, maybe 50,000 bucks!

1452
01:00:54,834 --> 01:00:56,606
Boy, with that kinda money,

1453
01:00:56,606 --> 01:00:59,220
we could rent a one room
apartment in Hollywood.

1454
01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:00,053
Maybe.

1455
01:01:00,053 --> 01:01:01,380
But that Emir of Schmow is a cutthroat.

1456
01:01:01,380 --> 01:01:03,330
Suppose he cuts my throat.

1457
01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:04,620
[Larry and Moe] Well?

1458
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,360
Now don't worry.

1459
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,030
We'll be disguised, we'll
find the shortest way.

1460
01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:11,163
Now here, study this map closely.

1461
01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:15,870
We start here at Jerkola,

1462
01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:17,430
down the Insane River,

1463
01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:18,990
over the Giva Dam,

1464
01:01:18,990 --> 01:01:21,540
through Pushover, across Schmowland,

1465
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:23,447
to the stronghold of Schmow.

1466
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:34,436
Pass.

1467
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:41,890
Get up, get up, whoa.

1468
01:01:41,890 --> 01:01:43,170
Halt! Who goes there?

1469
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:44,280
[Stooges] Santa Claus.

1470
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,780
Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.

1471
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:47,427
- Oh, yes there is, and
we got a present for you.

1472
01:01:47,427 --> 01:01:48,260
You have? Where?

1473
01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:50,068
- Right there.
(crowbar hitting)

1474
01:01:50,068 --> 01:01:51,804
(cuckoo chirping)

1475
01:01:51,804 --> 01:01:53,290
(crowbar hitting)

1476
01:01:53,290 --> 01:01:54,303
Okay, boys.

1477
01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:00,210
Coast is clear, come on.

1478
01:02:04,553 --> 01:02:06,374
(hushed whispering)

1479
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,207
Right!

1480
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:09,253
Come on!

1481
01:02:17,856 --> 01:02:20,606
(sword clanging)

1482
01:02:22,064 --> 01:02:24,897
(cuckoo chirping)

1483
01:02:28,067 --> 01:02:30,900
(humming happily)

1484
01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:36,270
Okay, let's find the diamond.

1485
01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:37,890
(Schmow laughing)

1486
01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:38,848
It's the Schmow!

1487
01:02:38,848 --> 01:02:39,931
The Schmow!

1488
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:45,846
(Schmow laughing loudly)

1489
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:49,193
- There he is, and he's
wearing the diamond.

1490
01:02:50,347 --> 01:02:52,080
(laughing)

1491
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,197
Now's our chance to get it.

1492
01:02:53,197 --> 01:02:54,030
Yeah.

1493
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,583
(low growling)

1494
01:03:03,077 --> 01:03:04,327
Fi fi fo fum.

1495
01:03:06,060 --> 01:03:07,337
I am the evil spirit

1496
01:03:07,337 --> 01:03:10,530
that guards the Rootin' Tootin' diamond.

1497
01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:13,454
Give it to me lest evil befall you.

1498
01:03:13,454 --> 01:03:14,397
Yes sir, yes sir.

1499
01:03:19,950 --> 01:03:21,240
The spirit commands you

1500
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,820
to stand on your head in that lily pond

1501
01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:25,880
until further notice.

1502
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,130
(growling)

1503
01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:34,260
Oh, hide quick, somebody's coming.

1504
01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,133
Go, scram!

1505
01:03:37,877 --> 01:03:39,613
(banging)

1506
01:03:39,613 --> 01:03:41,645
(thudding)

1507
01:03:41,645 --> 01:03:44,228
(men groaning)

1508
01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:48,430
(yelling in fear)

1509
01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:50,034
Whoa!

1510
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:50,951
Whoa! Whoa!

1511
01:03:54,685 --> 01:03:55,852
Here, hold it.

1512
01:03:57,821 --> 01:03:59,154
I'll kill you!

1513
01:04:01,186 --> 01:04:02,020
(fruit smashing)

1514
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:05,022
(yelling in frustration)

1515
01:04:05,022 --> 01:04:06,189
I'll kill you!

1516
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,913
Gotcha. Bullseye!

1517
01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:11,613
Why you!

1518
01:04:19,830 --> 01:04:21,000
Your hat.

1519
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:21,833
Thank you.

1520
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,130
[Moe] You're welcome.

1521
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:24,030
[Guard] Why you!

1522
01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:27,961
(vase clanging)

1523
01:04:35,069 --> 01:04:37,183
(body thuds)

1524
01:04:37,183 --> 01:04:38,850
Well, that's that.

1525
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:47,897
(body thuds)

1526
01:04:47,897 --> 01:04:48,873
Get up here.

1527
01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:55,207
(grunting)

1528
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,750
Hey, the Schmow is flooded.

1529
01:04:59,261 --> 01:05:01,703
(water spraying)

1530
01:05:01,703 --> 01:05:04,605
(Stooges laughing)

1531
01:05:04,605 --> 01:05:06,883
Sister, looks like you're out of a job.

1532
01:05:06,883 --> 01:05:09,225
(laughing) Where's that diamond, kids?

1533
01:05:09,225 --> 01:05:10,529
Here it is.

1534
01:05:10,529 --> 01:05:11,362
Hey!

1535
01:05:11,362 --> 01:05:14,279
(panicked yelling)

1536
01:05:16,785 --> 01:05:19,702
(triumphant music)

1537
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:29,820
- As we mentioned earlier,
"The Three Stooges"

1538
01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,760
filmed 190 short films
for Columbia Pictures

1539
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,355
in the 1930s, '40s and '50s.

1540
01:05:34,355 --> 01:05:36,810
These short films were originally designed

1541
01:05:36,810 --> 01:05:39,417
to be shown in theaters, but by the 1960s,

1542
01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,721
television was really popular
and in need of programming.

1543
01:05:42,721 --> 01:05:45,990
So these 190 short films
were then syndicated

1544
01:05:45,990 --> 01:05:48,870
for television, and "The
Three Stooges" became popular

1545
01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:51,000
with a whole new generation of fans.

1546
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,204
- I got it.
(crashing)

1547
01:05:52,204 --> 01:05:53,655
Today, these short films

1548
01:05:53,655 --> 01:05:55,559
as well as "The Three
Stooges" feature films

1549
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:58,764
are still shown on cable
TV and streaming platforms

1550
01:05:58,764 --> 01:06:00,630
all around the world.

1551
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,023
400, 500.

1552
01:06:02,023 --> 01:06:06,261
A 50, oh, how did that
get in here? (chuckles)

1553
01:06:06,261 --> 01:06:07,350
(thudding)

1554
01:06:07,350 --> 01:06:09,480
Even though Larry, Curly, Moe and Shemp

1555
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,513
are no longer with us, their
films will live on forever.

1556
01:06:13,513 --> 01:06:15,120
Thank you for watching

1557
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,681
this "Three Stooges Comedy Collection".

1558
01:06:17,681 --> 01:06:20,280
I know you enjoyed it as much as I did.

1559
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,657
Thank you for watching, and
I hope to see you again soon.

1560
01:06:23,657 --> 01:06:27,074
(lively classical music)