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<i>You know, I'm curious though.</i>

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<i>You are actually the number one employer</i>

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- <i>of human beings in Williamsburg</i>.
- <i>Yeah</i>.

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How does it feel?

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Good. But we first came to Williamsburg--

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it's a good story.

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So we started in Montreal.

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And we came down to New York

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in the dotcom sort of era.

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So we moved to North 4th

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'cause Triple Five Soul gave us
part of their warehouse for free.

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<i>And at the time, this is like 2000</i>

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<i>and all the crack whores</i>
<i>were down there.</i>

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<i>And they were like</i>
<i>$5 blowjobs,</i>

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<i>like the lowest common</i>
<i>denominator shit.</i>

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<i>We used to be extorted by</i>
<i>a crackhead named Crazy Larry.</i>

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And he would literally shit
on our stoop

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unless we paid him a dollar.

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So we had to pay him a dollar
a day, extortion,

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or he would shit on our stoop.

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<i>You know what I loved about it</i>
<i>is Manhattan was right there,</i>

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<i>and here was completely lawless.</i>

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<i>Like, there was no law,</i>
<i>there was nothing.</i>

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Like, there was a coke place here,

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stayed open all night,
you could go buy coke.

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What was it called?

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Kokie's.

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<i>My favorite bar was,</i>
<i>there was this--</i>

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- <i>...you ever hear about the Chex Cash?</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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So Chex Cash was two 16-year-old kids.

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They took an old, deserted
check cashing place on the water.

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Ninety-nine cent beers,
punk rock on a jukebox,

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and, fucking, you'd just sit by the water
and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon for 99 cents.

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<i>Boom, that's fucking Brooklyn.</i>

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<i>Brooklyn was,</i>
<i>for I'd say a decade,</i>

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the coolest 20-block radius in the world.

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I like how you just put the...

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Can we get a shot
of him putting the bone on the table?

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This is a guy who grew up
in a steak house here,

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where he's just like,
"I'm gonna put the bone on the table now."

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<i>I came up as a chef</i>
<i>in an era</i>

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<i>where everything was shifting</i>
<i>underneath my feet.</i>

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<i>And I'll show you what you do.</i>

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<i>After watching Food Network</i>
<i>dominate food culture in America</i>

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<i>for the better part of a decade,</i>

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<i>food and travel exploded on the internet</i>

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<i>with websites like </i>Eater

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<i>and apps like </i>Yelp.

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It was a hit, I mean a big hit.

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<i>With all these new options,</i>

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<i>Food Network was becoming a joke.</i>

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Oh, Lord.

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<i>And a new voice had arisen.</i>

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What do you think about
these guys like Emeril Lagasse

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and those guys
on the Food Network?

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Well, you're asking me to kick Santa Claus
in the crotch on television.

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I mean...

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<i>I idolized Tony</i>
<i>because he humanized people.</i>

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{\an8}How long you been surfing now?

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{\an8}You were the first.

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<i>He broke stereotypes and centuries</i>
<i>of preconceived notions and prejudices</i>

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<i>with each one-hour episode.</i>

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<i>In the wake of his success,</i>

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<i>the Food Network scrambled</i>
<i>to find the next Tony Bourdain.</i>

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{\an8}<i>They even started a new channel</i>
<i>called The Cooking Channel</i>

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{\an8}<i>that went after young chefs</i>
<i>like myself.</i>

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{\an8}How the hell have you been making money
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We have a good product.

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{\an8}<i>At one point,</i>
<i>I was offered a series</i>

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<i>called </i>Cheap Bites
<i>with The Cooking Channel,</i>

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<i>but I balked when a producer said,</i>

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<i>"You could be the next</i>
<i>Asian hip-hop Guy Fieri."</i>

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<i>Every executive started coming</i>
<i>to my restaurant,</i>

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<i>but so did Tony.</i>

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- What's up, Tony?
- How are you, man?

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How's it going?

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- All good, how's things?
- Good to see you, man. Good, good, good.

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Delicious.

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<i>I didn't really know</i>
<i>what the fuck I was doing</i>

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<i>with all the attention</i>
<i>and started to say wild things.</i>

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<i>I was like Rudy Gobert touching</i>
<i>all the mics during the pandemic,</i>

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<i>not understanding the gravity</i>
<i>of the situation.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But Tony did.</i>

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{\an8}<i>He saw the food establishment</i>
<i>trying to kill my career</i>

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{\an8}<i>before it even really got started</i>
<i>and got my back.</i>

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<i>Tony took me to dinner</i>
<i>on the second floor of the Spotted Pig</i>

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<i>and told me one thing:</i>

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<i>"Eddie, at every turn,</i>

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<i>"they're gonna ask you to bite the dick.</i>

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<i>"And no matter what you do,</i>
<i>never bite the dick."</i>

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<i>And I didn't.</i>

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{\an8}I'm Christine Laskowski
with <i>Signovision Journal,</i>

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{\an8}and tonight we're in Soho at
the McNally Jackson Bookstore.

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We're going to be hearing
from Taiwanese-American chef

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and author Eddie Huang
about his new memoir,

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<i>Fresh Off the Boat.</i>

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Let's go have a seat.

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<i>I published a memoir</i>
<i>called </i>Fresh Off the Boat<i>.</i>

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<i>Then ABC bought my memoir,</i>

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<i>which became the first</i>
<i>Chinese-American sitcom of all time.</i>

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- Excuse me?
- It's the American way, right?

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You know about that.

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{\an8}<i>Fresh Off the Boat</i>.

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<i>Life started to get weird.</i>

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<i>Executives tried plugging me into boxes,</i>

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<i>but I never fit.</i>

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<i>I got a TED fellowship</i>
<i>and lost it about 48 hours</i>

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<i>into the conference</i>
<i>because I left to do a podcast</i>

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<i>with Asa Kira and David Choe.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I lasted about one week doing</i>
<i>a new show with Meghan McCain</i>

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<i>before they replaced me</i>
<i>with Baratunde.</i>

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<i>And despite </i>Fresh Off the Boat's <i>success,</i>
<i>I hated it creatively.</i>

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<i>I was out before the end</i>
<i>of the first season.</i>

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<i>At every turn,</i>
<i>I stayed true to myself,</i>

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<i>and the one place I felt at home</i>

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<i>was a place called VICE.</i>

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I'm Shane Smith.

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I'm Gavin McInnes.

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I'm Suroosh Alvi.

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And we're VICE Magazine,

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and we're moving to New York City!

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"V".

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<i>VICE was a lot of things.</i>

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<i>A digital content creator.</i>

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<i>Three million subs across brands</i>

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and something like half
a billion video views.

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<i>An ad agency.</i>

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- Another round?
- Nah.

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I'm taking it slow.

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<i>A news organization.</i>

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<i>A media empire.</i>

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<i>What's the mission?</i>

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The mission is
to become the largest media company

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in the world and to not suck.

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<i>But originally, it was a magazine started</i>
<i>by Haitians in Montreal.</i>

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<i>We were working at a</i>
<i>place called Voice in Montreal.</i>

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<i>It was a make-work project</i>
<i>for Haitian immigrants and us.</i>

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<i>And then after a while,</i>
<i>they owed us money,</i>

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<i>and they couldn't pay us,</i>
<i>so we took it,</i>

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<i>we dropped the 'O',</i>
<i>and called it VICE,</i>

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<i>and then that was it.</i>

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<i>So you stole the magazine</i>
<i>from a non-profit organization</i>

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<i>that was trying to help Haitians?</i>

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{\an8}Correct.

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{\an8}Dude, that's kind of not that nice.

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{\an8}Yeah.

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<i>VICE was successful for several reasons,</i>

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<i>but what they were selling,</i>
<i>if you ask Shane Smith,</i>

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<i>was cool.</i>

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<i>Every generation, you have a changing</i>
<i>of the guard immediately.</i>

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Woodward and Bernstein
were the punks of their generation,

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and now they're the old guard.

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By definition, when you have
a changing of the guard,

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you have a different language.

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{\an8}<i>This sales pitch took VICE at one point</i>
<i>to a $6 billion valuation.</i>

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<i>And Shane was looked at</i>
<i>like this Professor X-like media mogul</i>

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<i>who could get along with mutants</i>
<i>and businessmen alike.</i>

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<i>What a fucking guy.</i>

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Thank you.

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<i>Then it went bankrupt.</i>

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The VICE publishing business is now

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going to operate as a smaller,
break-even business.

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<i>A lot of people lost their jobs.</i>

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<i>A lot of people lost money.</i>

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<i>And some people like myself</i>
<i>never got paid what was owed.</i>

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<i>You could read about it here,</i>
<i>and here, and here.</i>

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<i>And I'm sure there'll be</i>
<i>an Alex Gibney-esque documentary</i>

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<i>with talking heads sitting on stools,</i>
<i>cutting the story into bite-sized pieces</i>

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<i>from mouth breathers</i>
<i>like this was WeWork or Enron.</i>

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These people are risk takers.
They're impulsive.

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<i>But VICE was different.</i>

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<i>At one point,</i>
<i>this was a free magazine</i>

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<i>that meant a lot to people.</i>

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<i>Not investors,</i>
<i>not the market,</i>

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<i>not the trades, not demographics</i>
<i>or numbers in a spreadsheet,</i>

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<i>but actual fucking people.</i>

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<i>VICE's existence challenged</i>
<i>everything we knew</i>

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<i>about journalism and brands.</i>

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<i>We invested in story.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And character.</i>

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<i>And showed that</i>
<i>with a "DIY fuck what you heard,</i>

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<i>"I'll see it for myself" attitude,</i>

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<i>you could get closer to the truth.</i>

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<i>But once it caught fire</i>
<i>and Shane saw the value,</i>

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<i>we all fell victim to a resource curse.</i>

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The thing that I could see happening
was we get to New York,

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we lose our focus,

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and we start sort of venturing off
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so much so that we forget the mag,

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which is the root of our everything.

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<i>Looking at Shane's face,</i>

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<i>you could tell</i>
<i>this thing meant so much to him.</i>

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<i>It meant something to all of us,</i>

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<i>and we give our youth to this place.</i>

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<i>But I swear to fucking god,</i>
<i>it didn't have to end like this.</i>

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<i>I'm sorry I need you to clear this shot.</i>

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Yeah, thank you.

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Zach?

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Stay next to this dude, and
then keep taking pictures of the frame.

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I wanna see
what it looks like.

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What're you looking for in the frame?

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- Just got to look fly.
- You got to look fly?

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I feel like it's
a nice shot on you, bro.

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Yeah, it's a nice shot.
Looks great.

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- Let's do it.
- Alright, good.

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- Dave approves the frame.
- Alright, let's go.

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Wait, I hate like at the beginning
of documentaries

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we can't use any
of the "Oh, do I look good? Oh, cool."

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Cut to the interview.
I hate that shit.

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None of that.
We start, we talk.

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You don't want foreplay.
You just, like,

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- rock it and roll.
- No foreplay.

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Yeah, so what was the
last year you worked at VICE?

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2007.

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Oh, wow. Okay.
So, you like dumb, early VICE.

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Started in... I want to say '98.

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Oh, wow.

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<i>Still in Montreal.</i>

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<i>In the early days in Montreal,</i>

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<i>I remember the loft,</i>

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<i>and it was a bunch</i>
<i>of like punk rock dudes</i>

224
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<i>who really loved Wu-Tang.</i>

225
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<i>Like they loved Wu-Tang.</i>

226
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<i>And that's why they gave me the platform.</i>

227
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<i>So, my first column</i>
<i>in VICE magazine was called</i>

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"Ask the Poindexter."

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And it was fake letters written to me,
the Poindexter,

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about like the most obscure hip hop facts.

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<i>It evolved into</i>
<i>an ad hoc position</i>

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<i>of hip hop editor.</i>

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<i>Because they were like,</i>
<i>we need someone that's a hip hop nerd</i>

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that's going to write about this
from a unique perspective,

235
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even though my perspective
wasn't that unique,

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because I was just trying
to pay homage to <i>Ego Trip </i>and <i>On The Go</i>.

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And I have to say this,

238
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because it's really like
those magazines raised me.

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Ego Trip <i>specifically was a massive,</i>
<i>massive, massive influence on VICE</i>.

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- <i>High concept</i>.
- <i>Yeah, satirical</i>.

241
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<i>So that humor,</i>
<i>that kind of self-awareness</i>

242
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<i>was missing at the time</i>
<i>in a lot of hip hop journalism.</i>

243
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<i>So, when I came on board,</i>

244
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what I kept saying was like,

245
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"rappers are the funniest people
on earth."

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Like they are the most vibrant,
funniest people

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with the best sense of humor,
the best references.

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All you need to do
is transcribe.

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- <i>That's sick.</i>
- <i>And that started in '98,</i>

250
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<i>and I went until 2007.</i>

251
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<i>And then when the band</i>
<i>became bigger,</i>

252
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<i>I was like,</i>
<i>you know, I'm an artist,</i>

253
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<i>I'm signed to the label.</i>

254
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I don't really need to be writing
music criticism for the magazine.

255
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- You know?
- Yeah.

256
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<i>Wanna be by yourself</i>

257
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<i>And no one else</i>

258
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<i>Alright</i>

259
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<i>Alright</i>

260
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<i>Your quarantine album</i>
<i>you start writing,</i>

261
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<i>you just, you want wax now,</i>
<i>you know, like you're good, dawg.</i>

262
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- That's different.
- That's better.

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Congratulations, man.

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<i>Looking back in VICE Magazine,</i>

265
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<i>they let me do whatever I wanted</i>

266
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<i>because they knew</i>
<i>that they did not know this music</i>

267
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<i>and they did not revere</i>

268
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- <i>...the music as much as I did.</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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And you would think that
you would write an article, it's VICE,

270
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people thought we just wrote this
and sent it in.

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Like no way.

272
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Revisions, edits,
this paragraph needs to go there.

273
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Like really, you know, rigorous.

274
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People never knew that
or it didn't come off

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because the tone was so spontaneous.

276
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But these things were really labored over,
at least for me.

277
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You know, Jesse was a really,
really rigorous and demanding editor.

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- Pearson?
- Yeah.

279
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{\an8}<i>Yo, Jesse Pearson</i>
<i>brought that literary bent.</i>

280
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{\an8}<i>Him and Gavin merged</i>
<i>and they did something really special</i>

281
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that should not be overlooked
because like--

282
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But that story gets eclipsed.

283
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At that time already,
so 2000,

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it was already starting
to rumble under the surface.

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<i>I remember reading</i>
<i>Gavin's "VICE Guide to Hate".</i>

286
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<i>That's a very important article</i>
<i>in the sort of journalistic bent.</i>

287
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I remember reading that
and being like, "This is weird."

288
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Like some of it's funny,
some of it's,

289
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<i>you know, today you would say</i>
<i>like edgelord or whatever.</i>

290
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<i>I don't know what he does now.</i>
<i>I don't follow.</i>

291
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<i>But in those days,</i>

292
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he was a hysterically funny writer.

293
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So, when he wrote
the "VICE Guide to Hate", it was funny.

294
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You know, so you kind of like,
you felt uncomfortable.

295
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You were like, "This is weird."

296
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Like, "What does he really think?"

297
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I think that was the question
on our minds.

298
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Does he really think this,
or is he being funny?

299
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Which as you know is the strategy
behind a lot of hate speech,

300
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even today, right?
It's 4chan.

301
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It's the Pepe meme, right?
"I'm just joking."

302
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- Yeah.
- That's classic. But...

303
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before it went to shit or it went too far

304
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or before it became even just corny,

305
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Gavin was a really,
really funny writer.

306
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Like truly, a really,
really, really funny writer.

307
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<i>Speaking to Dave 1 got me thinking.</i>

308
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<i>I knew that Gavin got kicked out</i>
<i>of VICE before I got there.</i>

309
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<i>And people actively</i>
<i>tried not to mention his name</i>

310
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<i>around the office like he was Voldemort.</i>

311
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{\an8}<i>But I never knew why Gavin got kicked out</i>

312
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<i>or how VICE ended up in Shane's hands.</i>

313
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<i>And watching this cautious,</i>

314
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<i>fantastic, curated man</i>

315
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<i>who was literally checking</i>
<i>the frame of the shot</i>

316
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,170
<i>dance around the topic of Gavin</i>

317
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,580
<i>while simultaneously dropping hints,</i>

318
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<i>made me realize I had a lot to uncover.</i>

319
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<i>I really liked that article.</i>

320
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- <i>Thank you. I grew up Orthodox Jewish.</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

321
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So feel free
to ask me questions.

322
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{\an8}But growing up Orthodox Jewish,
I would say...

323
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{\an8}sort of led the way to working at VICE

324
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{\an8}because I did not fit in there.

325
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I was a total misfit.

326
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And I was so sheltered.

327
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As soon as I was free of there,

328
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I was like,
"Get me the hell out of here.

329
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:47,330
"And I want to do everything.

330
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,500
"And I want
to do the weirdest shit I can do."

331
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I was always drawn to things
that were frightening

332
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:57,210
because I just wanted to experience life
outside of this tiny bubble

333
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where everyone liked
and did the same thing.

334
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{\an8}<i>Jesse Pearson,</i>

335
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,040
{\an8}<i>who was the glue for everything</i>
<i>in the early days,</i>

336
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,130
he and I both worked at this
magazine called <i>Index</i>,

337
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,040
and he brought a copy of VICE.

338
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It was the year 2000.

339
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And I just remember looking at it
and thinking, "What?

340
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"What is this?

341
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,330
"Oh, my God, what is this?"

342
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,330
<i>So I thought, this is like a zine,</i>

343
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,040
<i>but somehow with like,</i>
<i>amazing production values.</i>

344
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Was the beauty of VICE that you could
just talk about anything you wanted there?

345
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:33,500
Yes. I don't think they ever said no
to anything I ever wanted to write.

346
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:37,540
The stuff you were doing,
like the guide to female ejaculation,

347
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,540
{\an8}I have been seeing stuff
that you should be proud.

348
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:43,670
<i>So, you had the VICE guide to,</i>

349
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,080
<i>you know, all different sexual acts,</i>

350
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{\an8}<i>but they didn't have one</i>
<i>for female ejaculation.</i>

351
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<i>So I said, "May I please add this</i>
<i>to the fantastic guides?"</i>

352
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,290
<i>'Cause those were all pretty good.</i>
<i>They were funny</i>

353
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,960
<i>and the advice was pretty solid.</i>

354
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,250
{\an8}<i>So I just wanted to, you know add to it.</i>

355
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,250
{\an8}I realize talking to you
that I'm still really figuring out

356
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:07,170
{\an8}how I feel about my time at VICE.

357
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,920
They created this place that young people

358
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,210
got to write and create
and be right and be wrong

359
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:14,830
and figure their shit out.

360
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,920
Yeah, it's a very different time now.

361
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,460
There wasn't really
any cancelling, I guess.

362
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,330
I mean, you could,
just because it wasn't so...

363
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,540
it was such a small audience.

364
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,040
And it was a free magazine.

365
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,420
<i>You could either pick it up and look at it</i>
<i>and like it or throw it in the garbage.</i>

366
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,330
- <i>Yeah</i>.
- <i>That was it</i>.

367
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,330
<i>At the time,</i>
<i>I had a lot of different jobs.</i>

368
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,750
<i>I also had a blog called </i>Teenage Unicorn<i>.</i>

369
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,670
It's not online anymore.
I scrubbed it.

370
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,210
But I have a picture
of a really fun barbecue

371
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,790
that Gavin had where he, like,
he put his dick on a bun.

372
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,580
And then he put ketchup on it,

373
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:51,130
which is actually more offensive
because you don't put ketc--

374
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- Mustard.
- Mustard all the way.

375
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:57,630
So, you know, I was more mad
about the ketchup than anything.

376
00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:03,790
I don't know. Does it sound terrible
if I just say it was funny?

377
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,040
I'm sure somebody
can figure out an equation,

378
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,830
like politically,
where that is wrong.

379
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,330
- And there's probably many reasons--
- Well, it's wrong if it's not your friend

380
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:15,250
and you explicitly ask them not to.

381
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,130
<i>After Jesse Pearson left and then I left,</i>

382
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,540
<i>they got this giant influx of money</i>

383
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:26,460
<i>and suddenly you could do</i>
<i>these crazy things</i>

384
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,290
<i>but for a much bigger audience.</i>

385
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,830
And I kind of feel like
that's where things got iffy

386
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because suddenly you had like
a lot of people in the office

387
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,250
who aren't all friend--
like long-time friends

388
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,380
and you can't do the same
kind of crazy shit

389
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,920
because you'll offend someone.

390
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,580
<i>Gavin likes rules, obviously.</i>

391
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:43,880
<i>"Do's and don'ts."</i>

392
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,750
<i>Some of the do's and don'ts</i>
<i>were hilarious and right on.</i>

393
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,380
<i>But a lot of the do's and don'ts</i>

394
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:54,000
<i>were very much like how to be a woman,</i>

395
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,540
<i>how to be an attractive woman,</i>

396
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:59,080
<i>how to be an attractive woman to men.</i>

397
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:05,500
But Gavin wasn't mean to me
or wasn't scary enough

398
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,880
- to make me be like, "Whoa."
- Yeah.

399
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,710
He would have stupid shit on his desk,

400
00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:13,880
you know... racist stuff,

401
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,960
and I would just roll my eyes
'cause I was like,

402
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,790
- he's like an edgelord, you know?
- <i>Yeah.</i>

403
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,040
He'd say something shocking
and I'd say like, "Alright, Howard Stern,"

404
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,380
- Like it just was his shtick.
- Yeah.

405
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:30,960
Did you ever hear
about the... VICE initiation thing

406
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,500
where they gave out like rings
and pins and stuff?

407
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,130
I mean, I got a ring,
but I don't know how you guys--

408
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,000
See, I never got a ring.
I got a pin.

409
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,330
And that's fucked up.

410
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,710
- I've never heard about the pin--
- I didn't want a ring.

411
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,330
- Damn. You can think about it
- Let me tell you--

412
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:45,710
while they do the new card.

413
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,710
So Gavin had this thing
where he would hand out these pins,

414
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,210
and he had like a Hitler doll,

415
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,460
and he would be like,
he would dub you with it.

416
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,040
And I was like, "Fuck no."

417
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,250
Mark.

418
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,460
What was I saying?

419
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,880
Something came up
with my therapist where I said,

420
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,580
"Oh, but you're not supposed to do that

421
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,580
"when you're my age," she was like,
"Where are you getting this from?"

422
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,380
And I was like,
"Holy shit, from Gavin."

423
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,920
Like 20 years later,

424
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,380
I've internalized...
these rules that are absurd.

425
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:23,040
And there's a very infamous... story.

426
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,080
It's so stupid.

427
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,000
{\an8}<i>Jesse and Lesley,</i>

428
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,040
{\an8}<i>and me and Gavin were hanging out.</i>

429
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,040
<i>Gavin just went on one of his comedy bits</i>

430
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,540
about like how a woman should look.

431
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,670
And when he got to...

432
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,330
the labia, he said,

433
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,080
"Ugh, labia has to be
perfectly symmetrical.

434
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,420
"Otherwise, it's just disgusting."

435
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,790
And I just was like,
"Ugh, I keep-- like, come on already."

436
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,540
And they were like,
"Oh, someone has asymmetrical labia."

437
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,960
And I was like, "I don't know,
but like I'm just enough."

438
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:14,580
<i>Despite knowing what Gavin became</i>
<i>after his time at VICE,</i>

439
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:17,500
<i>hearing Amy talk about</i>
<i>his errors is shocking.</i>

440
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,330
<i>It's one of those things</i>
<i>that doesn't feel real.</i>

441
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:23,830
<i>It doesn't make sense until people like</i>
<i>Dave and Amy paint the portrait for you.</i>

442
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,920
<i>Looking at it in retrospect,</i>

443
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,790
<i>you may be wondering why any of us went</i>
<i>to work at a place like this.</i>

444
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:31,420
<i>For a lot of us,</i>
<i>we were rejected everywhere</i>

445
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:34,330
<i>and spent most of our youth looking</i>
<i>for a place to be ourselves,</i>

446
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,250
<i>even if the place</i>
<i>was founded by a guy like Gavin.</i>

447
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,000
<i>You could see Gavin as a savior,</i>

448
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,420
<i>a cult leader,</i>

449
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,960
<i>or maybe just a chilly pimp.</i>

450
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,540
They never had a daddy,

451
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:46,670
so when they call someone "Daddy,"

452
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:48,420
<i>that's everything they got.</i>

453
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,630
<i>No matter what he does,</i>

454
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,330
<i>he was the first person to see value</i>
<i>in some of these writers,</i>

455
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,210
<i>and they'll always have</i>
<i>a place in their hearts for him.</i>

456
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,880
<i>It's a tough thing</i>
<i>for people to understand</i>

457
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,500
<i>who weren't in situations like this.</i>

458
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,750
<i>Sometimes you love people that hurt you</i>

459
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,330
<i>simply because they were</i>
<i>the first to love you at all.</i>

460
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,130
I'm curious,
not just in the context of VICE,

461
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,790
like, what drew you to writing?

462
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,960
{\an8}Reading, I think, drew me to writing.

463
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,830
{\an8}I was drawn to reading first as an escape
from my life as a kid.

464
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,380
{\an8}You know, it was like a safe place.

465
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,330
I think that if you read enough,

466
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,290
you've got a natural inclination to write,

467
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:29,630
it just starts to happen.

468
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,460
But writing writing,
you know,

469
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:33,130
in terms of,
like, prose, journalism,

470
00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:36,710
started for me with punk rock probably,
with zines, certain zines.

471
00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:40,210
<i>There was kind of a zine explosion for me.</i>
<i>And a lot of them were--</i>

472
00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:41,630
<i>not even</i>
<i>what you might call punk.</i>

473
00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:44,080
<i>They were more like,</i>
<i>some people call them hate literature,</i>

474
00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:45,380
<i>you know to some degree.</i>

475
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,210
<i>I was attracted to that stuff.</i>

476
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:50,170
<i>Also, independent comics</i>
<i>were really big for me</i>

477
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:53,130
<i>in terms of inspiring me</i>
<i>to like know that I could do something</i>

478
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,920
<i>without having to have permission.</i>

479
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,960
When I read the old VICE shit,

480
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,960
you weren't trying
to capture youth culture.

481
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,460
You weren't trying
to define youth culture.

482
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,330
You were just sharing the shit
you were interested in,

483
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,830
and because it was so specific,

484
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,380
it became representative.

485
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,040
<i>I think Gavin started it</i>
<i>before we even met him.</i>

486
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:15,540
<i>And then I came in, and then I brought in</i>
<i>Amy Kellner and Lesley Arfin.</i>

487
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:18,330
<i>And I think the four of us defined a tone.</i>

488
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:22,170
<i>I always refer to it as,</i>
<i>like, hyper-intelligent valley girl.</i>

489
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,420
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

490
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,830
Like, you know
you can drop continental philosophy,

491
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,670
but you also say totes.

492
00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:32,500
<i>When you were there, it felt like</i>
<i>the wildest literary magazine.</i>

493
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,330
<i>You know, like,</i>
<i>I would give this shit to my kid to read,</i>

494
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:36,420
<i>to be like,</i>

495
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,210
<i>"This is the literature of that time."</i>

496
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:41,040
<i>"These are the romantic</i>
<i>poets of the early aughts."</i>

497
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:43,000
- <i>That's cool. Yeah, that's great.</i>
- <i>Right?</i>

498
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,670
<i>Like, you have Miranda July in here.</i>

499
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,250
<i>You have Ottessa Moshfegh in here.</i>

500
00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:47,420
<i>Natasha Lyonne.</i>

501
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,500
<i>Like, this shit is a time capsule.</i>

502
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,670
So, those are,
those are of a certain era.

503
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:54,540
I mean this one was really
controversial with some readers.

504
00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,040
- It's cops telling their own stories.
- Wow.

505
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,880
"The bag is NYPD slang
for the full uniform.

506
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,380
"If your bag is perfectly pressed,

507
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,750
"crispy condition,
you're probably a pussy.

508
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,580
"Real cops wear busted-out uniforms
as a sign of experience and pride."

509
00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:12,000
Do's and don'ts, baby.

510
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,960
"She's either an empowered slut

511
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,880
"or the kind of person
that will tell your boss

512
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,000
"you made up the nickname Bald Hitler."

513
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,790
Wow.

514
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:22,540
{\an8}<i>And, you know,</i>
<i>a lot has been said about Gavin</i>

515
00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:24,960
{\an8}<i>and his political views and as a person.</i>

516
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,670
{\an8}<i>Oh, yeah. I mean,</i>
<i>there were pieces in VICE</i>

517
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,670
{\an8}<i>that were starting</i>
<i>to indicate conservatism</i>

518
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,630
<i>even before I came in in 2002.</i>

519
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,380
<i>There were little things here and there.</i>

520
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,630
So, I think Gavin was exploring
these ideas way earlier

521
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,420
- than a lot of people think he was.
- Yeah.

522
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,250
So, it was bubbling, yeah.
It was bubbling.

523
00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,330
And I think Shane...

524
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,500
Fuck it, I'll just say it.
I think Shane was, like,

525
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:47,130
jealous of Gavin being the face
of VICE for a long time,

526
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:48,750
and he wanted some of that shine too.

527
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,670
And he saw this as a way.

528
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,960
So, he made his move.

529
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:54,540
- Did you have a ring at VICE?
- I had a ring.

530
00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,460
I lost it like a week
after they gave it to me.

531
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,920
- You didn't give a fuck?
- Fuck, no. I'm not gonna wear that.

532
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,920
To me, it would feel like
wearing your own band's T-shirt,

533
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,290
you know, which is a lame move.

534
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:06,210
I think they tried to
like, get our loyalty with it.

535
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,630
And the only people
that ever thought it was cool

536
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:11,630
were like the business people
that invested and like got a ring.

537
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,790
And, like, of course,
you cornballs thought this shit was cool.

538
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,210
- And you're wearing it to this day.
- Yeah.

539
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:19,130
Shane was a good businessman
in a certain way.

540
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:20,380
Like, he could really sell.

541
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:24,380
But his approach to selling, I always kind
of liken it to P.T. Barnum, you know?

542
00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:27,540
Where you're like,
a carnival barker, you know?

543
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,710
Taking the freaks,
who were us,

544
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,460
and selling them to the squares.

545
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:36,540
He wanted consciously to win
that sector of culture over to himself,

546
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:37,830
you know what I mean?

547
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:41,290
I don't think it succeeded, you know?

548
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,960
<i>After you left,</i>
<i>it's just kids with guns.</i>

549
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,960
<i>Well, that's kind of why I left.</i>

550
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,290
<i>I quit in 2010 because</i>

551
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,540
<i>the bosses at that point,</i>

552
00:25:51,670 --> 00:25:53,630
<i>were wanting the magazine</i>
<i>to become kind of like</i>

553
00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:55,330
<i>a catalogue for the video content.</i>

554
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,130
<i>And it was like</i>
<i>these attempts at hard news.</i>

555
00:25:57,630 --> 00:26:00,460
<i>Sending some kid to a country</i>
<i>that they'd never been to,</i>

556
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:03,830
and basically the thrust of these pieces
would be like, "It's scary here."

557
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,580
And I found that really irresponsible
and really othering.

558
00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:08,250
I was like,
"I don't want a piece of this."

559
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:10,420
And that's a filter they chose to put on,
you know?

560
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,960
To look at the world that way.

561
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:14,040
<i>Somebody went to Liberia,</i>

562
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,790
<i>and they were talking about</i>
<i>how scary everything was.</i>

563
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,880
<i>This is like a civil war on steroids.</i>

564
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,880
<i>It's a post-apocalyptic Armageddon</i>

565
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,540
<i>with child soldiers smoking heroin,</i>
<i>cross-dressing cannibals,</i>

566
00:26:32,630 --> 00:26:34,000
<i>systematic rape.</i>

567
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,420
<i>It's total hell on earth.</i>

568
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,460
<i>And then like a week later,</i>

569
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,790
<i>I saw an episode</i>
<i>of Anthony Bourdain's show at the time,</i>

570
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,380
<i>and he was in the same place,</i>

571
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:46,000
<i>walking down the street, like,</i>
<i>"It's vibrant here, it's exciting.</i>

572
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,750
<i>"Gonna try some food</i>
<i>and meet some people."</i>

573
00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:50,630
<i>Just these two completely</i>
<i>different approaches to these places.</i>

574
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,330
I think I even told Shane this
at some point like, 'coolness',

575
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,500
whatever you want to say about
that word and concept,

576
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,000
and how complicated it is
and how problematic it can be,

577
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,880
'coolness' is not
a renewable resource.

578
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,880
You know, if you have it
and you want to sell it,

579
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,330
you can sell it once.

580
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,000
<i>Speaking to Jesse reminded me of the time</i>

581
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,040
<i>I went to Jamaica for </i>Huang's World<i>.</i>

582
00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:15,080
<i>I didn't like VICE's coverage</i>
<i>of Black people</i>

583
00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:18,460
<i>because it was always kids</i>
<i>with guns or dudes with drugs.</i>

584
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,210
<i>I grew up working for a Jamaican chef</i>

585
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,670
<i>at my dad's restaurant named Chef Andy,</i>

586
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,420
<i>and he was none of those things.</i>

587
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,540
<i>I wanted to show the Jamaica</i>
<i>that he told me about,</i>

588
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,500
<i>so I visited schoolchildren</i>

589
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,130
<i>and spoke to people</i>
<i>about Marcus Garvey.</i>

590
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,460
There is way more to Jamaica
than just the whole party

591
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:36,580
and the hype life,
smoking weed and all of that.

592
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:38,170
There's a lot more.

593
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,380
<i>But when I got back,</i>
<i>Eddy Moretti,</i>

594
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,250
<i>the number two at VICE at that time,</i>

595
00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:43,580
<i>went off on me saying,</i>

596
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,580
<i>"Where's the guns? Where's the drugs?"</i>

597
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,250
<i>"Where's Trench Town?"</i>

598
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:51,960
<i>I told him I wasn't down for</i>
<i>his ghetto safari kids with guns bullshit,</i>

599
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,000
<i>and he suspended me.</i>

600
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,710
<i>When I went back to Jamaica</i>
<i>for the reshoot,</i>

601
00:27:56,790 --> 00:27:58,750
<i>I put this clip in,</i>
<i>but they took it out</i>

602
00:27:58,830 --> 00:28:00,880
<i>because it made fun</i>
<i>of their approach to journalism.</i>

603
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,710
Yo, if this was
any other VICE show coming here,

604
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:05,920
it'd be like this.

605
00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:10,830
So, we are in the mountains
of Jamaica right now,

606
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,710
and this is very, very dangerous.

607
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,920
Many people have died here.

608
00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:18,920
Thomas Horton has died here three times.

609
00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:22,130
VICE: HBO.
We go there.

610
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,290
<i>Now, I always think that</i>
<i>a lot of what VICE has done</i>

611
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:42,920
<i>has happened because</i>
<i>of your sheer will of it...</i>

612
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:44,540
Yeah, I think that too.

613
00:28:45,330 --> 00:28:47,580
I think...
I think because you're like...

614
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:50,630
I mean, you know, it's part,
like this sort of...

615
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,080
part you know, having a vision,

616
00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:56,380
part P.T. Barnum hyping it

617
00:28:56,630 --> 00:29:00,710
and you know sort of willing everyone
to you know, to go along with you.

618
00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:04,710
Yeah. When you're starting out,
you have to definitely,

619
00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:09,210
you know be louder noise
than the other guys.

620
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:10,830
You freak me out.

621
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,880
No, I'm the only one
that doesn't freak you out.

622
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,880
- Oh, that's right.
- So, you've forgotten that.

623
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:24,170
<i>There was a writer, Christi Bradnox,</i>

624
00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:28,290
{\an8}<i>who wrote the</i>
<i>"VICE Guide to Eating Pussy",</i>

625
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:32,500
{\an8}<i>and I was like,</i>
<i>"This is what I want to write."</i>

626
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:36,460
<i>It was like telling guys what to do,</i>
<i>or girls or whatever.</i>

627
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,630
<i>I was like,</i>
<i>"This is exactly the type of shit</i>

628
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,540
<i>that I want to do when I leave school."</i>

629
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,250
<i>It was so funny and really</i>
<i>like a celebration of women.</i>

630
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:51,460
And I just wanted to write
the kind of shit that VICE was writing.

631
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,830
So, when I first started at VICE,

632
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,630
I told Gavin, I'm like, "Look,
I don't know who Christi Bradnox is,

633
00:29:57,710 --> 00:30:00,790
"but I want to... this is
what I want to write one day.

634
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,000
"Like, I want to...
I want to be her."

635
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,330
And he goes,
"I'm Christi Bradnox."

636
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,880
<i>And I was like,</i>
<i>"Well, I still want to write like her."</i>

637
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:13,000
Gavin was always very, very funny.

638
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,670
He's a very funny,
very charismatic person,

639
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,250
for better or for worse.

640
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,330
- Shane isn't.
- Yeah.

641
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,080
He went out with my friend.

642
00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:23,170
I don't give a shit
about talking shit about Shane.

643
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,290
- Yeah.
- He went out with my friend

644
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:30,460
and, like, bought her this
really ugly painting

645
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,380
that was like,
it wasn't a painting.

646
00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:36,210
It was like a sand art,
and she was like,

647
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,580
"Oh, Shane got that for me.

648
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,540
"He said that, like,
Buddhists made it,

649
00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:45,460
"and it takes them, like, you know,
seven years to do every grain of sand."

650
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,630
And I'm like, "I saw that at the airport."

651
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,790
"But of course
he told you that."

652
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,920
- You know?
- Yeah, yeah.

653
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,920
Like, I don't care what you have.
Be normal.

654
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,170
Even when you have dinner with Shane,
he always will take my hand and be like,

655
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,330
"This is about to be
the best meal you've ever had."

656
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,710
- And I'm like, “Homie.
- Hundred percent, dude.

657
00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:01,960
"We're at Nobu, dawg.”

658
00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:04,040
It's, like, not even good anymore.

659
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,170
This is a Japanese Cheesecake Factory.

660
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,830
So, in that sense, like,

661
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,920
both Gavin and Shane do have
like this cult leader thing,

662
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,170
and Gavin probably, like,

663
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:16,170
could have been,
like a really good cult leader.

664
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:21,880
But I don't really think
that Gavin believes in anything.

665
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,250
I think he believes in jokes.

666
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,290
<i>My name is Gavin McInnes.</i>

667
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:30,830
<i>So I'm judging the Air Guitar</i>
<i>Brooklyn Championships.</i>

668
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:35,790
<i>My brother has Down syndrome, so I have</i>
<i>a bit of a soft spot for shit like that.</i>

669
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:39,500
I don't know how you could ever
take this seriously and not be a dick.

670
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,040
<i>You were humorous like--</i>

671
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,670
<i>Yeah, it was like Mad Magazine</i>
<i>for grown-ups.</i>

672
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,580
<i>At VICE we weren't journalists.</i>

673
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:51,130
<i>In fact we probably ruined journalism</i>
<i>for the rest of the world</i>

674
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,710
- that came after.
- Yeah.

675
00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:54,960
Because we were not fact-checkers.

676
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,000
This was all,
"Let's go someplace

677
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,790
"and infiltrate and become part of it,

678
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,380
"and then we'll report back."

679
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,080
You have a duty as a journalist.

680
00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,790
We did not have that.

681
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,630
We did not have those skills.

682
00:32:07,790 --> 00:32:09,790
We weren't interested
in being that.

683
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,750
We were biased.
There was nothing journalistic about VICE.

684
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,500
And I was super insecure,
you know?

685
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,040
Like, I just wanted to, like...

686
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,830
I just wanted like, guys to like me

687
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,210
and to, like,
feel like I was good at my job.

688
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,250
And so...

689
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:28,460
Gavin, who was really like a true believer

690
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:31,630
in, like anarchy and, like...

691
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,670
would make racist jokes,
I made them, too.

692
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:42,330
Because I cared more about
being accepted by him

693
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,500
and feeling insecure and wanting to fit in

694
00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,710
than, like what--
than actually hurting people

695
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:48,790
and what that meant.

696
00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:50,380
And...

697
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,250
in retrospect...

698
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,540
I was wrong.

699
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,130
And like, it's not okay,

700
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:02,170
but also, I can't go back in time.

701
00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:04,790
I just wasn't as smart
as I could have been.

702
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,210
You know, like
I cared more about being cool

703
00:33:07,290 --> 00:33:10,790
than I did about being right
or like kind.

704
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:16,750
So I was curious,
what happened that day that Gavin left?

705
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:21,830
Okay, Gavin had been gone for two weeks

706
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,880
because Sophie--
his daughter Sophie was born.

707
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,250
His first kid.

708
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,630
Prior to that, Gavin had gone to,

709
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,420
I believe, it was like a...

710
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,500
{\an8}<i>a David Duke conference.</i>

711
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,420
{\an8}<i>I just took it with a grain of salt</i>

712
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,500
{\an8}<i>because that's how I took</i>
<i>everything Gavin said.</i>

713
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,710
{\an8}<i>So he goes to this David Duke thing,</i>

714
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:41,250
and they lose advertisers.

715
00:33:41,330 --> 00:33:43,830
So Shane says, "No bueno.

716
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,290
"Jesse's the editor now.
You're not."

717
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:49,670
"Why are advertisers pulling?
This is what we do.”

718
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:53,080
"Advertisers are pulling "because you're
associating yourself with David Duke,

719
00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,500
"and that's scary,

720
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:59,420
"and so they don't want their product
to be advertised in the magazine.”

721
00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:02,710
"Okay, fuck you.
I'll show you what's scary.”

722
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,920
Right?

723
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,630
So then Gavin comes back
from two weeks,

724
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:09,540
and he's like, "Where the fuck is my desk?
Where's all my stuff?"

725
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,000
None of his stuff was there.

726
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,290
He's asking everybody,
like, "Where's my chair?

727
00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:15,790
"Have you seen my chair, my desk?

728
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,080
"This isn't my computer.

729
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:19,210
"What the fuck?"

730
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,170
And everybody's quiet.

731
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,130
"What the fuck is going on?

732
00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:25,080
"What the fuck?"

733
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:27,420
And then Gavin just was like,

734
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,920
"Fuck this fucking bullshit, whatever."

735
00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:33,540
Don't know the exact words.
Stormed out.

736
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:35,540
I don't think he ever
went back to the office.

737
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,920
It was a huge moment,

738
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,830
a huge, pivotal,
traumatic moment for his life.

739
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,540
His entire identity
was that magazine, right?

740
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,540
And he got booted out.

741
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,170
None of us are born knowing the answers.

742
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,790
If people don't get to express themselves

743
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,290
and they don't get to learn
through some of these mistakes,

744
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:58,080
then you're just bottled up,
and you're like,

745
00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:01,170
- "Okay, I'm gonna keep it to myself."
- Right, and then what happens?

746
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,460
- You're gonna explode.
- You explode and you start...

747
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:08,580
a group that is physically scary,
like the Proud Boys.

748
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,460
{\an8}I went to America...

749
00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:15,880
{\an8}in the '90s.

750
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,380
{\an8}Yeah. Boo!

751
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:21,790
{\an8}Boo it up!

752
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,420
Free speech is very dangerous...

753
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:27,040
to the state.

754
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080
The government doesn't like free speech,

755
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,040
and they've tricked us
into culturally thinking

756
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:35,670
that we don't like free speech.

757
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,130
We don't like telling stories.

758
00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:38,960
We're worried about offending people.

759
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,380
But we're not.

760
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:44,710
What happened to the West?

761
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,960
We're fighting to be ourselves.

762
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,210
We're fighting to be proud
and unashamed of who we are.

763
00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:52,460
And what are we?

764
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,170
We're Westerners!

765
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:00,830
If you want to come here
and you have those values, come on in.

766
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,670
But if you want to tell us what to do,
you can fuck off.

767
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,500
I'm so nervous about meeting Eddie.

768
00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:13,630
Oh, my god.
Hope he likes me.

769
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,750
I don't know Chinese.
Does he speak English?

770
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,920
'Cause we could use Google Translate.

771
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,460
<i>As I was getting ready</i>
<i>to enter the scene,</i>

772
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:25,330
<i>I could hear Gavin telling</i>
<i>jokes about speaking Chinese.</i>

773
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,170
We've met before.
Did you know we did comedy together?

774
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,250
Where?

775
00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:30,790
<i>At Brooklyn Brewery.</i>

776
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,540
- <i>No way!</i>
- <i>Yeah. Everyone loved you,</i>

777
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:36,040
which I suspect is based on race.

778
00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:37,330
Yeah, probably.

779
00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:40,130
<i>I felt like his strategy was</i>
<i>to try and shock me,</i>

780
00:36:40,210 --> 00:36:42,080
<i>like he shocks everyone else.</i>

781
00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:45,000
<i>But I didn't want to get</i>
<i>caught in his vortex arguing.</i>

782
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,880
Oh, fuck, I got gum on my pants.

783
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,130
Do you-- you know how to
get gum off your pants?

784
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:54,380
<i>The positions he takes are so far</i>
<i>outside the realm of reason and logic</i>

785
00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:57,210
<i>that you lose as soon</i>
<i>as you meet him on that ground.</i>

786
00:36:57,710 --> 00:37:00,170
- Do you want a drink?
- I'll have a drink. What d'you have?

787
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,670
I'm having Coors Banquet
'cause of the Bud Light incident.

788
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,500
<i>I only wanted to know two things.</i>

789
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,040
- We got Gatorade. We got Jameson.
- I will have the Malibu watermelon.

790
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,580
<i>One, is this truly who you are?</i>

791
00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:13,330
- This is all fake.
- Oh, fuck.

792
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:15,380
This is a fake bar you're in.
You're in a studio.

793
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,880
- I'll come around and see what's real.
- These are all lies.

794
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,880
I'll have a fruit punch
Gatorade with Jameson.

795
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:21,920
- Oh, that's a fun idea.
- Yeah.

796
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
<i>And two,</i>

797
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,920
<i>how the fuck did you let Shane take over</i>
<i>the company that you gave your voice to?</i>

798
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,710
The story of VICE
is there's really two stories,

799
00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,920
and Shane is the backbone
of both of them.

800
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:38,790
So the first story is my years at VICE,

801
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,580
and that was--
that culture was punk rock.

802
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,580
<i>Like everyone's friends,</i>
<i>everyone hangs out, you know.</i>

803
00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:46,880
<i>Open floor plan, no offices.</i>

804
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,960
<i>Everyone can hear you on the phone.</i>

805
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:54,330
<i>So Shane managed to take that esoteric,</i>
<i>hardcore DIY shit</i>

806
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:55,920
<i>and make it profitable.</i>

807
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,540
<i>Then when I left,</i>
<i>Shane's attitude was,</i>

808
00:37:58,630 --> 00:37:59,830
<i>"Where's the money?"</i>

809
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,790
<i>And the money was with young girls.</i>

810
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,250
<i>"Alright, what are they into?</i>

811
00:38:03,330 --> 00:38:04,460
"I don't care what it is.

812
00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:05,750
"If it's kiddie porn,

813
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:07,630
"if it's snuff films, what are they into?

814
00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:10,750
"Oh, they're into woke shit.
Okay, let's do a bunch of woke shit."

815
00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:13,040
Yeah, I know you got an NDA,
but it's like,

816
00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:15,670
did you choose to leave,
or did you get forced out?

817
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:21,330
I just became incompatible with the brand.

818
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:26,130
Like, you know,
I had an ad agency after that,

819
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:29,460
and it got shut down 'cause I said
trans people are mentally ill gays.

820
00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:32,420
I think too...

821
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:37,670
the problem
with salesmen is it's not cool.

822
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,540
I think it is cool.
You make the world go round,

823
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:44,290
but used-car salesmen ruined sales.

824
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,920
And I think Shane hated being the like,

825
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,040
uncool guy for so long.

826
00:38:48,130 --> 00:38:50,500
Yeah, I wanted to ask you
a very real question,

827
00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:52,790
and it's like,
one of the main reasons I came,

828
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,540
'cause I watch all your shit,

829
00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:57,630
and I see everything you're doing,
and I know your old work at VICE.

830
00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:01,460
My feeling is
you really are being the person

831
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,000
on some
<i>Life of David Gale </i>shit.

832
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,040
What's David Gale?

833
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,170
<i>I'm a murderer four days shy</i>
<i>of his execution.</i>

834
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:11,420
<i>The murder's way too clumsy.</i>

835
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:14,250
<i>This guy is a major intellectual.</i>

836
00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:15,880
<i>Life of David Gale </i>is this film

837
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,130
where Kevin Spacey is trying
to overturn capital punishment.

838
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:23,540
So what he does is
him and his partner set up a murder,

839
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:27,500
<i>but she's killing herself,</i>
<i>and he sets himself up</i>

840
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,750
<i>as the person that did the murder,</i>

841
00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,750
<i>and when he dies,</i>
<i>they release the video</i>

842
00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:33,500
<i>and realize they killed</i>
<i>an innocent man.</i>

843
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,670
So I'm playing a Hitler character
to expose racists?

844
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,920
That's what I think.

845
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,420
- That's a terrible theory.
- That's what I think, Gavin.

846
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,670
But, if you really
believe this shit, then--

847
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,040
Believe what shit, though?

848
00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:48,170
Like well I mean,

849
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:49,880
like...

850
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,790
all of it.

851
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,040
{\an8}If your boss grabs your ass
and it doesn't hurt

852
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,210
{\an8}and you don't like it, quit.

853
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,380
{\an8}- That's harassment.
- Yeah,

854
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,000
{\an8}- that's harassment.
- Okay, then quit.

855
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,750
{\an8}I'm so glad you found it out on TV

856
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:03,250
{\an8}that you can't grab somebody's ass.

857
00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:04,750
{\an8}I swear to God,
I did not know that.

858
00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:07,040
{\an8}Do you think
white supremacy exists in the US?

859
00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:08,580
Not to any measurable degree.

860
00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:13,330
{\an8}Women do earn less in America
because they choose to.

861
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:16,750
{\an8}- They don't go the extra mile.
- Why am I sitting here? I'm sitting here.

862
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:19,330
{\an8}You're making a mistake.
You would be much happier at home

863
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,000
{\an8}- with a husband and children.
- Oh, boy.

864
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,630
You're not supposed to say it,

865
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:24,580
but one of the biggest problems
with Jews is--

866
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,630
Ow! Ow! What the...

867
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,920
I was gonna say the problem with Jews
is there's not enough of them.

868
00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:36,250
<i>I've never met a bona fide racist.</i>

869
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:37,830
Like, it's not a thing.

870
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,960
Yet it's all the fucking...

871
00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:43,290
Joe Biden says white supremacy
is the number one threat

872
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:44,750
to this country, and you're like,

873
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,250
"Okay, can I meet one
of these fucking guys?"

874
00:40:47,630 --> 00:40:49,000
What is this issue?

875
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,330
Yo, I'm wondering if this--

876
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:54,830
you're taking this position
and being this character.

877
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,750
What character?
Like, what position?

878
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,080
I think women would be much happier
at home.

879
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,960
Is that sexist? I can't tell you how many
women I know that fucking hate their jobs.

880
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,830
But there's a lot of men
that hate their jobs.

881
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,830
Generally men, when they talk about work,
they want to help the other guy.

882
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,460
Women aren't into solutions.
They just wanna bitch.

883
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:13,000
When you give them a solution,
they're like,

884
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,210
"What the fuck
are you doing?

885
00:41:14,290 --> 00:41:15,880
"I'm going to continue bitching."

886
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,960
I have an idea.

887
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,210
I think we should arm wrestle
to see what the truth is.

888
00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:20,500
Okay, I'll arm wrestle you.

889
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,040
Let's fucking arm wrestle.

890
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:23,960
So, one, two, three.

891
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,290
- Yes.
- One, two, three.

892
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:30,040
Women are happier at home.

893
00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:31,670
Amelia Earhart.

894
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,920
Feminism has ruined women.

895
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,750
Gloria Steinem was a shield for Shane.

896
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,080
Gloria Steinem killed men's clubs.

897
00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:43,000
That's why Proud Boys did so well,

898
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,670
'cause men's clubs are supposed to exist.

899
00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:48,710
I'll never get to fuck my wife again
if I lose.

900
00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:54,170
This sucks.
This sucks.

901
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,130
I guess women are great
in the workforce.

902
00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:06,380
- They're great in the workforce, man.
- I love them suing people.

903
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,170
Their stupid HR jobs,

904
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:10,210
controlling the company's social media.

905
00:42:11,130 --> 00:42:14,420
No, I really think everyone
should have the opportunity.

906
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,790
No one's saying
they shouldn't have the opportunity,

907
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,630
but women tend to be happier at home.

908
00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:19,830
You don't want government,

909
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,250
you don't like law, but you love rules.

910
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,830
- Like, do's and don'ts is rules.
- Yeah, but it's a joke.

911
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,750
I'm not trying to catch you, either.
I'm just--

912
00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:28,830
Right, but I can't--
I don't enforce these rules.

913
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,920
But I can have rules.

914
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,290
I do think there is a thing about you
that people are just scared of.

915
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:35,250
What kind of pussy is scared of ideas?

916
00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:36,500
Like a Holocaust denier.

917
00:42:36,630 --> 00:42:39,040
That's a pretty horrible idea.

918
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:41,250
Pedophilia, terrible idea.

919
00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,330
Say you think all Blacks
should go back to Africa.

920
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,750
That's a dumb belief.
It doesn't scare me.

921
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,130
I want to argue with you.

922
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,380
- No?
- Yo, you are consistent.

923
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:52,670
Well, I'm too lazy to lie, so.

924
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:58,250
I just wish I could argue with people
about things I believe in, you know?

925
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,790
<i>I think what I struggle with personally</i>

926
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,830
<i>when speaking to Gavin is the idea</i>
<i>that he could possibly believe this shit.</i>

927
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:10,750
What do you think is in the interest
of your country right now?

928
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:19,330
{\an8}<i>I've met white supremacists.</i>

929
00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:22,210
{\an8}<i>I specialize in talking</i>
<i>to these dumb fucks.</i>

930
00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:25,420
{\an8}<i>When I was interviewing</i>
<i>a white nationalist group, Forza Nuova,</i>

931
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,500
{\an8}<i>on our Sicily episode,</i>

932
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,830
{\an8}<i>a passerby recognized them</i>

933
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,420
{\an8}<i>and challenged them about</i>
<i>their anti-immigration stance,</i>

934
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,500
{\an8}<i>and they didn't like it.</i>

935
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,330
{\an8}<i>Within minutes,</i>
<i>they phoned plainclothes cops</i>

936
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,250
{\an8}<i>to arrest us and take our footage.</i>

937
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,170
Who cares?
We didn't do anything wrong.

938
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,710
Why'd they say
they're taking you in?

939
00:43:51,790 --> 00:43:55,040
- I fought them on giving my ID card.
- Let's go, guys. Let's go, guys.

940
00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:57,170
Bye-bye. Let's go.

941
00:43:57,830 --> 00:44:00,500
<i>I believe that those people believe</i>
<i>the shit they're saying.</i>

942
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:04,960
<i>But there's something about Gavin</i>
<i>that makes me feel he knows better.</i>

943
00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:07,130
<i>He knows his opinions are horseshit.</i>

944
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:10,540
<i>I think he's less a white supremacist</i>
<i>and more of a nihilist,</i>

945
00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:14,380
<i>cashing in on this ridiculous caricature</i>
<i>he's turned himself into.</i>

946
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:19,250
<i>And I feel this way because VICE was full</i>
<i>of people like this guy.</i>

947
00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:22,500
{\an8}<i>They get off on having these</i>
<i>ideas and being edgelords</i>

948
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:24,960
{\an8}<i>because making people</i>
<i>feel uncomfortable</i>

949
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,500
{\an8}<i>makes them feel powerful.</i>

950
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,080
<i>It's all a punk rock fake-out.</i>

951
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:34,420
<i>Gavin is still out here making money,</i>
<i>feeding his family,</i>

952
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,210
<i>telling incendiary jokes</i>

953
00:44:36,290 --> 00:44:38,500
<i>because there's a large swath</i>
<i>of this nation</i>

954
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,460
<i>that takes it as the truth.</i>

955
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,540
<i>This guy's not crazy.</i>

956
00:44:42,670 --> 00:44:44,920
<i>He's accidentally representative.</i>

957
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,790
<i>But how the fuck did Shane</i>
<i>take this man's voice and magazine</i>

958
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,460
<i>and sell it</i>
<i>to people like Disney?</i>

959
00:45:11,330 --> 00:45:14,130
<i>I like being a dad so far,</i>
<i>like three months.</i>

960
00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:15,460
<i>I've been enjoying it.</i>

961
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,210
<i>It's been cool.</i>

962
00:45:17,290 --> 00:45:19,460
<i>Damn, three months.</i>
<i>You're new. You're fresh in it.</i>

963
00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:22,880
- Hi, guys.
- Thank you for having us here today.

964
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,420
I'm happy to meet you guys.

965
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah. So I figured you could read
my friend Dave's palm first.

966
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,630
- Oh, no.
- Can I see your palms?

967
00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:32,420
- Yeah.
- Okay, close your eyes.

968
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:36,380
Well, I do feel that you have
a lot of deja vu, a lot of wisdom.

969
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,920
Do you write a lot?

970
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,130
Well, yeah.

971
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:41,920
I used to write
for a magazine called VICE.

972
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,130
<i>And I think</i>
<i>those early issues of VICE,</i>

973
00:45:44,210 --> 00:45:46,130
<i>there was an issue</i>
<i>where I painted the cover,</i>

974
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:48,580
<i>and I wrote like three articles</i>
<i>in it under different names,</i>

975
00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,420
<i>I did the comic strip in the back.</i>

976
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,250
You know, basically whatever I want.
I could do a goofy hitchhiking show

977
00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:54,460
and serious news.

978
00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:56,000
What I loved
about your show though,

979
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,710
like, besides the camera work
which was phenomenal,

980
00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,000
was it was honest.

981
00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:01,130
You know what I mean?

982
00:46:01,210 --> 00:46:03,460
You straight up went
to go find a dinosaur

983
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,380
and you were like,
"I can't fucking find it."

984
00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:13,170
<i>We just said</i>
<i>we wanted to see the dinosaur</i>

985
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,500
<i>and they kept saying,</i>
<i>"Do you want to see the dinosaur?</i>

986
00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,880
<i>"Do you wanna see</i>
<i>this dinosaur?"</i>

987
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,460
<i>"Yes, we want to see the dinosaur."</i>

988
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:21,080
<i>So we had to do this ritual.</i>

989
00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:23,960
<i>So they pour us this clear liquid.</i>

990
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,040
<i>I don't know what was in that stuff.</i>

991
00:46:29,130 --> 00:46:31,130
<i>And then like some kind of dream</i>
<i>or something,</i>

992
00:46:31,210 --> 00:46:33,750
<i>this thing just came out</i>
<i>and the people just screamed</i>

993
00:46:33,830 --> 00:46:36,580
<i>and they were either</i>
<i>saying he's an evil spirit</i>

994
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:38,000
<i>or it's the dinosaur.</i>

995
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,210
<i>And I'm like,</i>
<i>"Oh, I guess that's the dinosaur."</i>

996
00:46:40,290 --> 00:46:42,210
<i>And as fucked up as I was you know</i>

997
00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:44,000
<i>I was believing it at the time.</i>

998
00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:46,380
But I'm going to say you had a void.

999
00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:49,750
There was a void energy,
like just a numb energy.

1000
00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:53,130
I can feel it,
but you tell me what it was.

1001
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:54,210
Yeah, it was--

1002
00:46:54,290 --> 00:46:56,880
Can you tell if he's still cancelled
by looking at his hand?

1003
00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,960
Well, I still feel
you have a lot to achieve

1004
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:04,420
because you're very honest,
you're very pure,

1005
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,130
and that's why people saw that.

1006
00:47:07,330 --> 00:47:09,420
You weren't there
when it turned to shit.

1007
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:11,750
But you still told me not to go.

1008
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,880
Yeah, 'cause I was like,
"You will get fucked over."

1009
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,630
I just thought that because,
like, I had an attorney,

1010
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,750
we had a contract,
they're going to owe me money

1011
00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:20,920
- ...because legally in America--
- They do.

1012
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,210
they owe me money.

1013
00:47:22,290 --> 00:47:23,830
You knew you weren't getting
that money.

1014
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,580
No, I genuinely did.
That's where I'm stupid.

1015
00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:27,670
No, you're not stupid.

1016
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:30,380
I think he really did believe.
He really did trust them.

1017
00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:33,500
I saw Shane fuck a lot of people over.

1018
00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:35,290
- Yeah.
- And like, I didn't like it.

1019
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:37,210
And I did speak up for them.

1020
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:40,750
You know, at VICE they would give
everybody these rings that said VICE.

1021
00:47:40,830 --> 00:47:42,920
- Really?
- And they gave me a gold one,

1022
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,210
but they didn't give anybody else
on my crew the VICE ring.

1023
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:49,630
So I went and I made 'Rice' rings
for everybody on my crew,

1024
00:47:49,710 --> 00:47:51,500
<i>and I paid for it</i>
<i>because I was just like,</i>

1025
00:47:51,580 --> 00:47:53,830
"Yo, all for one or like none for all."

1026
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,670
- You know, like <i>Goonies.</i>
- Right.

1027
00:47:56,670 --> 00:47:58,960
I don't know if you wanna use any
of this for the documentary,

1028
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,330
but like how long do you want
to feel that for?

1029
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,420
- Didn't you just have a baby?
- Yeah, I did.

1030
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,380
- Yeah, you just had a baby.
- Three months old.

1031
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:06,500
Yeah,
three-month-old baby.

1032
00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:08,670
What a great time
to make a documentary about VICE.

1033
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,250
- You got your baby.
- Go fucking home

1034
00:48:10,330 --> 00:48:11,580
and be with your kid, dude.

1035
00:48:11,670 --> 00:48:13,420
This is a weird Chink right here.

1036
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,880
Well, you guys have a connection.

1037
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,500
You know that.

1038
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:17,580
Oh yeah?

1039
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:20,330
I mean, he's pretty psychic.
He told me not to go to VICE.

1040
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,540
When I met you, you had just written
<i>Fresh Off the Boat</i>.

1041
00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:26,330
And you were like a, you know,
it became a huge TV show.

1042
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,790
ABC bought it.

1043
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,460
But I told you from the beginning,
I was like,

1044
00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:34,670
"It's ABC, corporate America,
white television.

1045
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,670
"You think they're gonna
make your book the way--"

1046
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,250
It wasn't exactly how
you wrote it, right?

1047
00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,630
Yeah, and he got angry,
and I was like...

1048
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,540
I always thought I could persevere.

1049
00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:44,580
I thought I could be like the change.

1050
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,710
And so how long do you want to keep
repeating that and feeling that feeling?

1051
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:50,580
What is it that you want to manifest?

1052
00:48:50,670 --> 00:48:51,790
No, my thing is this.

1053
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,540
I don't think it's about revenge.

1054
00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:56,080
It's justice.

1055
00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:58,040
Other people got fucked
over more than me.

1056
00:48:58,130 --> 00:49:00,330
And I was like,
"Somebody got to say something."

1057
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,420
- I believe--
- But why does it have to be you?

1058
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:06,250
<i>Choe fucking pisses me off</i>

1059
00:49:06,330 --> 00:49:09,040
<i>because it's easy for him</i>
<i>to say, "Let it go."</i>

1060
00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:11,130
<i>Homie's got Facebook money.</i>

1061
00:49:11,790 --> 00:49:15,000
<i>But I also don't fault Choe</i>
<i>because he doesn't know that I'm broke.</i>

1062
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,920
<i>VICE owes me hundreds</i>
<i>of thousands of dollars.</i>

1063
00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:21,460
<i>My son was born three months ago.</i>

1064
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,830
<i>There's a triple strike going on in LA</i>

1065
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,420
<i>and I overdrafted</i>
<i>my bank account this month.</i>

1066
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,830
<i>So yeah, I'm having a lot</i>
<i>of trouble letting this go.</i>

1067
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,330
<i>And sometimes I wonder,</i>

1068
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:36,630
<i>would life have been better as</i>
<i>the Asian hip-hop Guy Fieri?</i>

1069
00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:49,580
Hey, I'm Guy Fieri,

1070
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:52,500
and haven't been
to a new restaurant in 37 seasons.

1071
00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:56,080
But when I heard about
Thai Taco Tuesdays at Anajak Thai,

1072
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,380
I just had to come
to Sherman Oaks and check out

1073
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,420
what Chef Justin Pichetrungsi's doing.

1074
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:01,630
Come on in!

1075
00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:04,250
It's not fucking open!

1076
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,580
Hell yeah, brother.

1077
00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:12,380
I'm with VICE legend Santiago Stelley.

1078
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:14,710
- How you doing, Santi?
- I'm good, buddy. How you doing?

1079
00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:16,580
Hell yeah, thanks for being
on Triple D, man.

1080
00:50:16,670 --> 00:50:19,040
Weren't you working
on some magazine called <i>Colors </i>before?

1081
00:50:19,130 --> 00:50:21,960
Yeah, so I worked for years
at <i>Colors </i>Magazine.

1082
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,880
My first contact ever with VICE

1083
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:28,000
was because they had taken
a page out of <i>Colors </i>magazine,

1084
00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:31,670
literally just ripped it
and published it in VICE

1085
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,580
as some sort of an advert
for a shoe company or something.

1086
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:37,880
Hell no, brother.
I wouldn't even do shit like that.

1087
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,250
I haven't shown up on my show
for fucking 10 seasons,

1088
00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:42,420
but you know not to take
a frame from another show

1089
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,580
and put it in your show.

1090
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:47,330
Right? So, VICE was just
starting to do video,

1091
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:49,420
and after meeting them,
they asked me if I'd go

1092
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,830
to Bolivia to shoot
a documentary the next day.

1093
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,500
Hell yeah, Bolivia, baby.

1094
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:56,580
Fucking A.

1095
00:50:56,670 --> 00:51:01,460
And ended up going to shoot
<i>VICE Guide to Travel </i>in 2006.

1096
00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:03,710
What are some of your favorite pieces
from that era?

1097
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,290
I went to Colombia with Thomas Morton

1098
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,330
and with Ryan Duffy,
and in that shoot,

1099
00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,130
I think we were there for about two weeks.

1100
00:51:11,210 --> 00:51:13,290
<i>We shot "Columbian's Devil's Breath,"</i>

1101
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:15,080
<i>which is the world's deadliest drug,</i>

1102
00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:17,000
<i>on YouTube nowadays,</i>

1103
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,830
<i>"The Sewers of Bogota,"</i>
<i>"Bulletproof Tailor,"</i>

1104
00:51:20,790 --> 00:51:22,540
<i>"The Donkey Fucking Piece."</i>

1105
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,630
It was just kind of all on the fly.

1106
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,750
And when you do things on the fly,
I mean...

1107
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,330
it just has a different energy,
you know?

1108
00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:38,420
{\an8}<i>If you see</i>
<i>the "Columbian's Devil's Breath" piece,</i>

1109
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,920
{\an8}<i>there's a junkie who helps us</i>
<i>to go buy what we need.</i>

1110
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,670
<i>We landed at Bogota,</i>
<i>and 20 minutes after that,</i>

1111
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,000
<i>we were shooting</i>
<i>with this guy.</i>

1112
00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:48,880
{\an8}<i>And Ryan kind of built</i>
<i>the whole doc around it.</i>

1113
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,250
{\an8}<i>Those kind of moments,</i>
<i>that kind of spontaneity,</i>

1114
00:51:52,330 --> 00:51:54,750
{\an8}<i>we kind of went into every shoot</i>

1115
00:51:54,830 --> 00:51:56,670
{\an8}<i>with that mentality.</i>

1116
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,790
{\an8}<i>It's hard because that's not</i>
<i>how content is produced, right?</i>

1117
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,630
It's not okay
by the industry standards or whatever.

1118
00:52:03,710 --> 00:52:05,540
You gotta help me
get something straight here.

1119
00:52:05,630 --> 00:52:11,210
Everybody always says,
"Spike Jonze, creative director of VBS,"

1120
00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:12,790
but you're the creative director.

1121
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,880
Can you have two creative directors?

1122
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,920
Well, I mean, the whole Spike thing
was used for years.

1123
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,460
We talked and--
you know, that was--

1124
00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:26,330
that was the sales department
or marketing kind of... tool.

1125
00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,960
I feel excited
and anxious that, you know,

1126
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,790
just to make sure we actually
seize the opportunity as well as we can.

1127
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:36,960
<i>I think we're just</i>
<i>at the beginning.</i>

1128
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,040
<i>I feel like we've just built the</i>
<i>foundation of what it can be.</i>

1129
00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:42,380
<i>It's like Viceland 1.0 right now.</i>

1130
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,830
<i>When we were doing VBS</i>
<i>for the first five, six, seven years,</i>

1131
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,290
<i>you know, I never had</i>
<i>any interaction with Spike.</i>

1132
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,380
Neither did anybody else.

1133
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:54,040
But for the most part,
those formats that went on Viceland,

1134
00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,000
as little as I followed it,

1135
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,750
were formats that had
been created on VBS, right?

1136
00:52:58,830 --> 00:53:02,790
They weren't even
VICE dot-com period formats.

1137
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,170
And those formats, now
they seem like obvious things,

1138
00:53:05,290 --> 00:53:08,460
but they weren't at the time.
Nobody was doing any of this stuff.

1139
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:10,540
As a guy stuck in a scripts format,

1140
00:53:10,630 --> 00:53:13,420
I was always very jealous about the stuff
you guys were doing

1141
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,630
'cause you're breaking form

1142
00:53:14,710 --> 00:53:16,880
- ...and, you know, subverting things,
- Yeah.

1143
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,210
and when I have to do my show
talking like this,

1144
00:53:19,290 --> 00:53:20,630
it hurts my throat, man.

1145
00:53:20,710 --> 00:53:25,130
Fuck. Gotta drink so much water
on Triple D just to keep this voice up.

1146
00:53:25,630 --> 00:53:27,460
Alright, guys.

1147
00:53:28,290 --> 00:53:31,710
So we got noodle supreme with shrimp.

1148
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:36,130
<i>Pad pong karee</i>.
It's like a Chinese-Thai seafood dish.

1149
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:39,000
And then we got, you know, Dad's ribs.

1150
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,250
Oh, hell yeah.

1151
00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:42,080
- So enjoy.
- Thank you. Appreciate it.

1152
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:44,170
- Thank you.
- Yeah, dig in.

1153
00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:48,290
I think at this point
I can cease being Guy Fieri.

1154
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,710
- No.
- There you go.

1155
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,460
The food...

1156
00:53:52,290 --> 00:53:55,540
Oh, man.
Bro, it is so hard to be Guy Fieri.

1157
00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:56,750
It's not even funny.

1158
00:53:56,830 --> 00:53:58,500
I have so much more respect
for that guy

1159
00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,790
after being Guy Fieri
for like three hours.

1160
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,790
But the shit that you and Jesse did,

1161
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,000
when you were doing it,

1162
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,380
what credit did you get on each piece?

1163
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,250
- There were no directors.
- Yeah.

1164
00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:11,580
But then when you're the guy who went
and spent a month in prison in Colombia,

1165
00:54:11,670 --> 00:54:15,830
which is... you know,
stressful, interesting situation.

1166
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,540
Happy I had that opportunity,

1167
00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:20,040
but it's a stressful situation to be in.

1168
00:54:20,130 --> 00:54:22,420
And then you're not really
getting credited for it, right?

1169
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,920
The show doesn't jump out
of a bush into the camera.

1170
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,670
- That's right.
- It's directed, captured, hosted,

1171
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:28,920
it's lived.

1172
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,170
And at VICE, the funny thing is,

1173
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,040
no one got a director's credit,

1174
00:54:33,130 --> 00:54:35,290
but Shane and Eddie's names

1175
00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:38,210
are on every single piece
of content at VICE.

1176
00:54:38,290 --> 00:54:41,670
I personally feel that they
didn't give director credits

1177
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,670
because they didn't
want people to come up.

1178
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:48,670
Not having the director credit really hurt
a lot of young directors at VICE.

1179
00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,210
For production out in the field,

1180
00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:54,210
we were always trying
to send an expert, right?

1181
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:57,170
Not somebody who's like,
camera-ready but just like,

1182
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,960
somebody who has deep knowledge
on a subject matter.

1183
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,710
For the most part,
people were journalists

1184
00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:04,670
or had some sort of journalistic,
journalism background.

1185
00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:08,380
But in post-production,
all of our editors came from film school.

1186
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:12,000
<i>And so for a long time,</i>
<i>a lot of the directors were the editors,</i>

1187
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,130
<i>because they were</i>
<i>these kind of film school kids</i>

1188
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:15,540
<i>who knew how to tell a story,</i>

1189
00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:18,210
<i>and they were the ones</i>
<i>just figuring out a pile of tapes.</i>

1190
00:55:18,290 --> 00:55:19,960
<i>What do we do with this, you know?</i>

1191
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:23,210
<i>And then Shane just kind of sits</i>
<i>in front of this bear</i>

1192
00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:26,380
<i>and regales stories of,</i>
<i>like, his adventures,</i>

1193
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:29,710
<i>and the assumption is always there that</i>
<i>he's the guy who went and shot this story.</i>

1194
00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:31,920
- <i>Because Shane is a sales guy</i>.
- <i>Yeah</i>.

1195
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,580
<i>He wasn't a creative guy.</i>

1196
00:55:33,670 --> 00:55:36,580
But Shane was somebody who you really just
had to give him a little script

1197
00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:38,130
or here's your stand-up,
you know,

1198
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,960
and just bare minimum, man.

1199
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,750
I mean, we shot a ton of interviews
where he just didn't show up.

1200
00:55:43,830 --> 00:55:46,920
Not because-- I mean, he made it
all the way to Guadalajara, Mexico,

1201
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,830
but then he stayed in the hotel
the day of the shoot.

1202
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,170
And then after the shoot,
he inserts himself in post-production.

1203
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,830
And stylistically,
that's off from what we do.

1204
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,210
It's disrespectful.

1205
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:00,250
Yeah, it was just
very performative, right?

1206
00:56:00,330 --> 00:56:02,830
It was like he would do
these kind of stand-ups.

1207
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,750
He'd wait for the cop car sirens
to be flashing by,

1208
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,630
and then he'd do his, you know,
urgent-sounding stand-up, right?

1209
00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:12,920
I went through that process once with him
and just thought, “Man, I can't.

1210
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
"Like, this, like,
I'm gonna kill somebody.”

1211
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,000
And I think he probably felt the same way,

1212
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,790
and we never did a production again.

1213
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,920
It's a totally different
type of production.

1214
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,330
- Yeah, the Shane production.
- It's a totally different--

1215
00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:25,330
- Yeah, it's "Weekend at Bernie's."
- Yeah.

1216
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,420
Yeah.

1217
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:31,580
How did the VICE on HBO show
come out of your guys' work?

1218
00:56:31,670 --> 00:56:33,290
So I'm not credited on the HBO show

1219
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:35,580
because I left once we'd finished it,

1220
00:56:35,670 --> 00:56:37,630
but my credit was removed.

1221
00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:40,750
But that was built off of our story bible.

1222
00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:43,500
I mean, we kept a story bible
in the content department,

1223
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:47,630
and you know, there were stories that
we looked at for years to make, right?

1224
00:56:47,710 --> 00:56:50,670
And eventually when first the
"VICE Guide to Everything"

1225
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,790
came around or the HBO show
came around,

1226
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,170
we just opened up that VICE story bible.

1227
00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,960
And then repurposed them.

1228
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,460
I mean, a lot of things
were reshot.

1229
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,960
But when it was republished, the credits
at the end were taken off of everything,

1230
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,920
and mostly it was interns.

1231
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,330
They'd have them set
up every one of these pieces.

1232
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:09,210
It literally had been done
five, six years prior.

1233
00:57:09,630 --> 00:57:12,170
I'm Chantal from
the VICE office in Brooklyn.

1234
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,040
I'm Katie from
the VICE office in Brooklyn.

1235
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,290
I'm Chelsea from
the VICE office in Brooklyn.

1236
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:18,000
- Brooklyn.
- Brooklyn, New York.

1237
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,710
Our colleagues in China spent some time
with Enbo Fight Club.

1238
00:57:20,790 --> 00:57:24,170
Our colleagues over at VICE Colombia
explored the Indigenous queer community

1239
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:25,790
at an Amazonian beauty pageant.

1240
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,040
This is VICE China's
<i>Out of Place: Part One.</i>

1241
00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:29,790
This is <i>Indonesian Death Cult</i>.

1242
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,670
This is <i>Templo de Lucifer</i>.

1243
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:33,290
- Stay tuned.
- Stay tuned.

1244
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:34,580
Stay tuned.

1245
00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:36,580
<i>Which, in fact,</i>
<i>I mean, was a part of why I left.</i>

1246
00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:38,540
I mean, I had spent years

1247
00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,710
kind of not being credited for my stuff,

1248
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,080
not being reimbursed for my stuff.

1249
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,540
And on top of it, like, you know,

1250
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:48,290
I was told for a whole long time

1251
00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:52,170
that they were gonna stop with
this Spike Jonze kind of pitch, you know,

1252
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,920
and that they'd give credit
where credit was due, and they did not.

1253
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,920
I mean, there was none of that
at any point.

1254
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,790
So at some point,
you're like, "You know what?

1255
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,380
I'm out of here.
What's the purpose?"

1256
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:04,170
<i>Hearing Santiago talk</i>
<i>about the Shane production</i>

1257
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,460
<i>reminded me of this infamous</i>
<i>David Carr piece on VICE.</i>

1258
00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:11,880
<i>It was the first time</i>
<i>I ever heard someone call out</i>

1259
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,630
<i>VICE's bullshit style</i>
<i>of quote-unquote "journalism".</i>

1260
00:58:19,460 --> 00:58:21,790
<i>If you're a CNN viewer and you go,</i>

1261
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:26,130
"Hm, I'm looking at human shit
on the beach."

1262
00:58:26,830 --> 00:58:28,830
I'm going to tell you one thing.
I'm a regular guy.

1263
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:33,130
And I go to these places and I go, okay,
everyone talked to me about cannibalism.

1264
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,040
Right? Everyone talked to me
about cannibalism.

1265
00:58:35,130 --> 00:58:38,040
Now I'm getting a lot of shit for saying
what cannibalism stuff, whatever.

1266
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:40,170
Everyone talked to me about cannibalism!

1267
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,130
Yeah, most of my boys,
they would drain the blood

1268
00:58:43,210 --> 00:58:45,580
from an innocent child
and drink it before going to battle.

1269
00:58:45,670 --> 00:58:47,630
- So you kill the child?
- Yes.

1270
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,540
- And then you drink the blood?
- Yeah.

1271
00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:52,250
I lifted it up to the temple.
I'm gonna eat it.

1272
00:58:52,330 --> 00:58:53,330
<i>That's fucking crazy.</i>

1273
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:57,630
So our audience goes,
"That's fucking insane, that's nuts."

1274
00:58:57,710 --> 00:59:00,460
And <i>New York Times</i>
meanwhile is writing about surfing.

1275
00:59:00,790 --> 00:59:02,880
And I'm sitting there going,
you know what,

1276
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,630
I'm not gonna talk about surfing.
I'm gonna talk about cannibalism.

1277
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:08,670
- 'Cause that fucks me up.
- Just a sec, time out.

1278
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,920
Before you ever went there,

1279
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,210
we've had reporters there

1280
00:59:13,290 --> 00:59:15,750
reporting on genocide after genocide.

1281
00:59:15,830 --> 00:59:20,580
Just 'cause you put on a fucking safari
helmet and went and looked at some poop,

1282
00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:22,790
doesn't give you the right
to insult what we do.

1283
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,290
So continue, continue.

1284
00:59:25,380 --> 00:59:28,580
I'm just saying that I'm not a journalist.
I'm not there to report.

1285
00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:29,790
Obviously.

1286
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,500
<i>This interview really changed</i>
<i>the culture at VICE.</i>

1287
00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:34,830
<i>It went all around the office,</i>
<i>and for the first time,</i>

1288
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,380
<i>we'd seen our bosses</i>
<i>get spanked in public.</i>

1289
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,290
<i>The immediate reaction</i>
<i>from the top down</i>

1290
00:59:40,630 --> 00:59:44,330
<i>was that we needed the respect</i>
<i>of real journalists like David Carr.</i>

1291
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:46,630
<i>In retrospect,</i>
<i>it was the right instinct</i>

1292
00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:49,670
<i>to consider accountability as journalists.</i>

1293
00:59:49,790 --> 00:59:52,540
<i>And this kicked off perhaps</i>
<i>the most productive era</i>

1294
00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:55,210
<i>at VICE since Gavin left.</i>

1295
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,420
{\an8}Hi, I'm Shane Smith.
We're here in the offices of VICE.

1296
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,750
<i>We shoot a lot of stuff here.</i>

1297
01:00:01,830 --> 01:00:03,830
These are all the magazine covers
over the years.

1298
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,380
<i>We've been doing this a long time.</i>

1299
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:08,290
We started out as a magazine,
then we went into online video.

1300
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:10,000
Most recently,
our YouTube channels

1301
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,000
<i>like VICE, Creators Project,</i>
<i>Motherboard, Noisey.</i>

1302
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,830
But what I want to show you today

1303
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,080
is something brand new
and really exciting.

1304
01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:19,380
We're gonna go check it out.
Come with me.

1305
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:24,210
<i>After the rise of VBS and verticals</i>
<i>like Munchies and Noisey,</i>

1306
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,380
<i>Shane's next trip was VICE on HBO.</i>

1307
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:30,210
<i>And with the Dennis Rodman</i>
<i>North Korea episode,</i>

1308
01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:32,920
<i>VICE's power was undeniable.</i>

1309
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,920
<i>Shane had combined</i>
<i>hard-hitting, frontline news</i>

1310
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,380
<i>with insane access</i>
<i>and entertainment value.</i>

1311
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:52,000
<i>While they preserved the integrity</i>
<i>of the VICE on HBO show,</i>

1312
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:56,040
<i>Shane spun a multitude of businesses</i>
<i>off the reputation of that show,</i>

1313
01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:58,460
<i>and every investor wanted a piece.</i>

1314
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:06,210
<i>One of the most</i>
<i>successful ventures was VICE News.</i>

1315
01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:10,080
<i>And its most decorated</i>
<i>journalist was Simon Ostrovsky.</i>

1316
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,830
- <i>Simon, hi</i>.
- <i>Yeah, hi</i>.

1317
01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:14,330
My name is Shane.
I'm from America.

1318
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:17,290
We're here with our friend Simon.
We've been on a train for a long time.

1319
01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,040
We're going a bit goofy.

1320
01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:22,250
<i>At the VICE office,</i>
<i>they had a screen at the entry</i>

1321
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,880
where you would see
a part of this story on loop

1322
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,330
where I'm riding the train with Shane.

1323
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,500
The interim between
sort of mildly friendly drunk

1324
01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:38,040
and psychopathically
pull-your-eyeball-out drunk,

1325
01:01:38,130 --> 01:01:39,540
there's this sort of level of like,

1326
01:01:39,630 --> 01:01:41,420
"I hate your fucking guts.
No, you're okay.

1327
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:43,670
"We're buddies, we're buddies.
I want to kill you."

1328
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,580
So you've got to stay
somewhere in this gauge.

1329
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:50,290
<i>I remember seeing this clip.</i>

1330
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:53,790
<i>We were like, "Oh, shit, this is Shane's,</i>
<i>like, serious news friend."</i>

1331
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,130
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1332
01:01:55,210 --> 01:01:57,920
So everybody at VICE thought
me and Shane were super tight,

1333
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,960
- Yeah.
- ...which was not the case.

1334
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,040
How did you meet Shane and come to VICE?

1335
01:02:02,130 --> 01:02:05,170
Shane saw something
that I put out on the BBC,

1336
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:10,170
which was an investigation into the use of
North Korean labor in Russia.

1337
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,420
{\an8}<i>We headed further along</i>
<i>the road into the forest,</i>

1338
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,830
{\an8}<i>and before long,</i>
<i>we began to see signs</i>

1339
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,880
{\an8}<i>of woodcutting activity</i>
<i>in the area.</i>

1340
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,290
{\an8}<i>After four hours on the track,</i>

1341
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:25,000
{\an8}<i>we finally found a group</i>
<i>of North Koreans hard at work.</i>

1342
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:27,250
<i>There were these logging camps,</i>

1343
01:02:27,330 --> 01:02:30,460
<i>and these were essentially,</i>
<i>like labor camps that were put together</i>

1344
01:02:30,540 --> 01:02:32,880
<i>with all the North Korean propaganda,</i>

1345
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,920
<i>and Shane's producer saw that report,</i>

1346
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,670
<i>knew that Shane was obsessed</i>
<i>with North Korea,</i>

1347
01:02:38,830 --> 01:02:41,380
<i>and he was like,</i>
<i>"Can you produce this for Shane?</i>

1348
01:02:41,460 --> 01:02:44,460
"We'll do a whole thing
for this thing called VBS TV."

1349
01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:47,380
You know? And I'd never heard
of VICE at that point,

1350
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:50,170
so I had no idea who Shane was,

1351
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:53,330
and he comes in,
and the first thing he does is,

1352
01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:59,210
like, start telling me how...
awful and bullshit the BBC is,

1353
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,000
because I think he had a really big chip
on his shoulder about legacy media.

1354
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,250
Yes. I was in a hot tub with him once,

1355
01:03:05,330 --> 01:03:08,750
and he told me that him and Elon Musk
were gonna buy the BBC,

1356
01:03:08,830 --> 01:03:11,540
and I was like,
"Isn't that a government channel?

1357
01:03:11,630 --> 01:03:14,290
"Like, wouldn't you have
to buy like England first?"

1358
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:17,330
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's a public broadcaster.

1359
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:20,080
You can't buy the BBC.
It's, like, ridiculous.

1360
01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:25,210
<i>Probably one of the most embarrassing</i>
<i>incidents of my entire life</i>

1361
01:03:25,290 --> 01:03:27,380
<i>took place on that very first shoot.</i>

1362
01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:31,000
<i>We're standing in at one</i>
<i>of these remote North Korean labor camps</i>

1363
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,250
<i>and there is a North Korean guy,</i>
<i>and Shane walks up to him,</i>

1364
01:03:34,330 --> 01:03:38,290
<i>and he starts singing</i>
<i>this national Korean song.</i>

1365
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,830
And he starts going...

1366
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:46,420
And I'm like, "What is happening
right now? What are you doing?"

1367
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Okay.

1368
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:11,580
<i>I think kind of nobody</i>
<i>knew what they were doing,</i>

1369
01:04:11,670 --> 01:04:13,710
so there were no rules.

1370
01:04:13,790 --> 01:04:16,040
We could just do whatever we wanted.

1371
01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:18,290
It was the Outback Steakhouse of media.

1372
01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,000
No rules. Just right.

1373
01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:23,420
Until it all fucking went to shit.

1374
01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:25,540
- Yeah.
- You're an actual journalist.

1375
01:04:25,630 --> 01:04:26,790
In your opinion,

1376
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,130
what do you think was that secret sauce

1377
01:04:29,210 --> 01:04:30,920
that you guys figured out
on the news side?

1378
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,290
Well, so we figured out,

1379
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:36,500
A, that if you go places
and show things from the ground,

1380
01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:39,250
people will watch.

1381
01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:41,290
You don't even have
to release it on the same day.

1382
01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:42,540
You don't have to be first.

1383
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:44,130
You just have to tell a story.

1384
01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:47,130
Let's say there was some
kind of a pro-Russia protest

1385
01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:49,880
that erupts outside
of a Ukrainian naval base

1386
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,380
that's being held hostage
by the Russians, right?

1387
01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:55,670
{\an8}<i>In the scenes of escalating violence</i>
<i>in eastern Ukraine</i>

1388
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,960
{\an8}<i>this one is particularly sobering.</i>

1389
01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,920
{\an8}CNN has a 2pm deadline,

1390
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,880
{\an8}so they film a few shots of B-roll,

1391
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,670
{\an8}they go back and they put it
on TV the same day.

1392
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:21,880
{\an8}<i>We stayed there all day,</i>

1393
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,580
{\an8}<i>developed characters to see</i>
<i>what would happen to them,</i>

1394
01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:26,040
{\an8}<i>like what was their fate.</i>

1395
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:28,040
A bunch of guys put him
into the back of the car.

1396
01:05:28,130 --> 01:05:29,880
It doesn't look very official to me.

1397
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,540
{\an8}<i>And we tried to use</i>
<i>as little voiceover as possible.</i>

1398
01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:34,710
{\an8}<i>You know, we tried to let</i>
<i>all of the people</i>

1399
01:05:34,790 --> 01:05:37,380
<i>that we were filming speak for themselves.</i>

1400
01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:42,290
{\an8}And sure, we didn't
put it out as fast as CNN did.

1401
01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:45,330
{\an8}We put it out the next day
or two days later, even three days later.

1402
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:47,040
Our viewers didn't care,

1403
01:05:47,130 --> 01:05:50,330
because they were seeing something
that they never saw before.

1404
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:54,380
<i>Russia! Russia! Russia!</i>

1405
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,580
{\an8}<i>Like they were seeing</i>
<i>what people's lives were actually like.</i>

1406
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,130
{\an8}But if they try to provoke us,
we will respond appropriately.

1407
01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:12,750
<i>We didn't get a chance</i>
<i>to thank--</i>

1408
01:06:12,830 --> 01:06:15,420
we wanna thank Eddy Moretti,
we started the whole show together,

1409
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:18,630
and our showrunner,
Vijay, who is awesome.

1410
01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:22,250
<i>When the company really got supercharged</i>

1411
01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:25,330
and started to win awards,
a lot of it was your work,

1412
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:27,500
you know, especially in the Ukraine.

1413
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:29,460
<i>Thank you for saying that.</i>

1414
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,170
<i>It was really jarring</i>
<i>when VICE News got taken over</i>

1415
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:36,750
by this corporate hack
named Josh Tyrangiel.

1416
01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:41,290
<i>The reason that HBO</i>
<i>and the Showtimes of the world</i>

1417
01:06:41,380 --> 01:06:43,880
<i>were interested in VICE</i>
<i>as a news outlet</i>

1418
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,080
<i>was because of the</i>
<i>initial VICE News team</i>

1419
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,580
<i>that I created with a bunch</i>
<i>of other people.</i>

1420
01:06:48,670 --> 01:06:52,960
And so it was really weird
when the guys who sort of created the buzz

1421
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,540
around the news operation
at VICE all get thrown out.

1422
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,000
It was all about loyalty for him.

1423
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,170
That was Josh Tyrangiel's position.

1424
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:04,040
"We have to get rid of the old team.

1425
01:07:04,130 --> 01:07:07,420
"Everybody has to sort of follow
my each and every command,

1426
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:11,000
"and I need to know that they're going
to be loyal to me and to me only."

1427
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,210
But he couldn't like, really fire me

1428
01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:15,040
like he did the rest
of the VICE News team.

1429
01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:17,130
I was, you know, too big a deal.

1430
01:07:17,210 --> 01:07:20,830
I'd spent three days, you know,
in a cellar with a bag over my head,

1431
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,670
getting the shit kicked out
of me by militants in Ukraine.

1432
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:46,540
<i>Josh was not able</i>
<i>to fire me like you know,</i>

1433
01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:48,710
<i>because it would</i>
<i>have been a bad look.</i>

1434
01:07:48,790 --> 01:07:51,540
<i>So he just tried to make</i>
<i>my life so miserable</i>

1435
01:07:51,790 --> 01:07:54,210
<i>that I would want to leave myself.</i>

1436
01:07:54,290 --> 01:07:57,670
He made my raise conditional
on me moving to London.

1437
01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:02,040
He wanted to recalculate
my salary into British pounds,

1438
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:05,830
but the pound was collapsing
at the time because of Brexit.

1439
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,750
- Yeah.
- And I was like, "Okay.

1440
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:10,460
"Well, you can't use this calculation
from a month ago

1441
01:08:10,540 --> 01:08:11,670
"when you gave me my raise.

1442
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,670
"That's a twenty percent pay cut
into nothing."

1443
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:16,420
And you had to move to London?
And I had to move to London for it.

1444
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:19,170
And you know who all
of this was being done through?

1445
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,290
Nancy Ashbrook.

1446
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:21,790
You know who she is?

1447
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,580
The Harvey Weinstein...?

1448
01:08:24,670 --> 01:08:27,290
The Harvey Weinstein HR lady.

1449
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:28,880
Tough as bricks.

1450
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,330
I mean, she was...

1451
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:34,330
I remember the higher-ups at VICE were,
like, quite proud that they got her.

1452
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:36,750
And I was like,
"Dude, it's the Harvey Weinstein--

1453
01:08:36,830 --> 01:08:38,920
"Like why are you guys proud of this?"

1454
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,830
Like, "Yo, she's fucking sick."

1455
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,380
Yeah, and Shane was always saying stuff
like that about his new hires.

1456
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:47,630
But, you know credit where credit is due.

1457
01:08:47,830 --> 01:08:50,920
There was a sweet moment in, like, 2015

1458
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,460
where every legacy media
around the world

1459
01:08:53,670 --> 01:08:56,460
was, like, interested
in what VICE was doing.

1460
01:08:56,540 --> 01:09:01,130
- Which to me, only makes it more tragic
- Yes.

1461
01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:04,040
that as soon as they had
cracked that code,

1462
01:09:04,130 --> 01:09:06,290
they threw it all out the window.

1463
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,000
You know like some people don't learn
from their mistakes.

1464
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,630
VICE doesn't learn from its successes.

1465
01:09:11,710 --> 01:09:16,000
So we still have the long-form VICE News
documentaries that you know us for,

1466
01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:18,830
but we're also gonna be doing
a lot more short-form stuff

1467
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,130
<i>breaking news,</i>
<i>live-streaming news,</i>

1468
01:09:21,210 --> 01:09:24,460
<i>and then we're gonna have a</i>
<i>whole halo of text and photos</i>

1469
01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:25,790
<i>and social media around it.</i>

1470
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,880
<i>You're gonna get all that stuff</i>
<i>you know VICE for,</i>

1471
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,250
{\an8}but also a lot more VICE News. Bango.

1472
01:09:33,330 --> 01:09:37,750
<i>2014 was the beginning</i>
<i>of VICE's peak financial success.</i>

1473
01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:42,460
<i>Shane had convinced everyone that VICE</i>
<i>was not only the future of digital media,</i>

1474
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:45,170
<i>but also news and journalism</i>
<i>in this country.</i>

1475
01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:47,250
Why is VICE worth so much
fucking money?

1476
01:09:47,330 --> 01:09:48,330
- Yes.
- $4 billion.

1477
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:49,790
- $4 billion.
- They got a word in.

1478
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,750
- More than $4 billion.
- Okay. $4.4 billion.

1479
01:09:51,830 --> 01:09:52,830
- There you go.
- Alright.

1480
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,500
So that's $400 million.

1481
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,380
- I'm not good at math.
- You just rounded it down.

1482
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,500
- We rounded it down.
- Why? Because you guys are mean.

1483
01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:01,830
- No. Okay.
- If you were nice, you'd say "five."

1484
01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:03,290
- Okay.
- You'd round it up.

1485
01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,380
- Ten.
- Anyway...

1486
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,460
- Ten.
- Ten.

1487
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:06,960
- Ten.
- That's what I would say.

1488
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,040
Yes.

1489
01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:09,920
'Cause I'm Shane.

1490
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:14,000
So the whole thing is, is we sit there,
and we said, "Okay."

1491
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:20,380
<i>In 2014, VICE sold a ten percent share</i>
<i>of VICE Media to A+E Networks,</i>

1492
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:22,580
<i>a joint venture of Hearst and Disney,</i>

1493
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,330
<i>for $250 million,</i>

1494
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:29,710
<i>valuing the company at $2.5 billion.</i>

1495
01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:31,750
<i>In the same year,</i>

1496
01:10:31,830 --> 01:10:39,460
<i>Shane was compensated</i>
<i>to the tune of $78,482,292.</i>

1497
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,250
<i>Then in November 2015,</i>

1498
01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:47,710
<i>news broke the A+E cable channel H2</i>
<i>would be rebranded as Viceland.</i>

1499
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,420
<i>A month later,</i>

1500
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:53,580
<i>Disney doubled its stake</i>
<i>in VICE Media to $400 million,</i>

1501
01:10:53,670 --> 01:10:56,830
<i>and the company</i>
<i>was valued at $4 billion.</i>

1502
01:10:58,170 --> 01:10:59,960
<i>The next year, in 2015,</i>

1503
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,500
<i>it was reported that Disney</i>
<i>offered to buy VICE</i>

1504
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:05,540
<i>for $3 billion, but Shane declined,</i>

1505
01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:07,790
<i>claiming that in the next decade,</i>

1506
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:10,330
<i>VICE would be worth $50 billion.</i>

1507
01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:13,750
<i>I used to have a personal relationship</i>
<i>with Shane.</i>

1508
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:16,040
<i>I looked up to the guy and trusted him.</i>

1509
01:11:16,130 --> 01:11:18,960
<i>For years, I requested an accounting</i>
<i>of my residuals,</i>

1510
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,540
<i>and there was no response from VICE.</i>

1511
01:11:21,630 --> 01:11:23,130
<i>But I never bothered Shane.</i>

1512
01:11:23,710 --> 01:11:27,290
<i>When VICE started to miss payments</i>
<i>to employees and vendors,</i>

1513
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:30,170
{\an8}<i>I caught wind and hired an auditor</i>
<i>to look into my case.</i>

1514
01:11:31,670 --> 01:11:33,880
<i>By the time the auditor discovered</i>
<i>that VICE owed me</i>

1515
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,500
<i>hundreds of thousands of dollars</i>

1516
01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:37,170
<i>and never reported it,</i>

1517
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,830
<i>they went bankrupt.</i>

1518
01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:42,460
<i>I reached out to Shane about this,</i>

1519
01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:43,920
<i>and this was his response.</i>

1520
01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:59,330
<i>Eventually, the story became</i>
<i>bigger than my residuals,</i>

1521
01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:01,000
<i>and I started to ask questions.</i>

1522
01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:13,330
<i>But the only question he ever bothered</i>
<i>to respond to was this.</i>

1523
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:32,670
<i>We're about to show you</i>
<i>financial documents</i>

1524
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:34,960
<i>we received from a whistleblower</i>

1525
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,170
<i>who declined to appear</i>
<i>in this documentary.</i>

1526
01:12:38,210 --> 01:12:41,830
{\an8}<i>In late 2016, Shane and VICE</i>
<i>went back to Disney,</i>

1527
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,880
{\an8}<i>looking to be acquired,</i>
<i>but the jig was up.</i>

1528
01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:50,080
<i>By the time Disney did diligence in 2016,</i>

1529
01:12:50,210 --> 01:12:52,790
<i>all of VICE's numbers</i>
<i>were down across the board.</i>

1530
01:12:54,290 --> 01:12:58,580
<i>At that point, when the cracks started</i>
<i>to appear in VICE's financial picture,</i>

1531
01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:01,130
{\an8}<i>Shane doubled down</i>
<i>on his bullshit sales pitch</i>

1532
01:13:01,330 --> 01:13:03,170
{\an8}<i>and took on even more money.</i>

1533
01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:05,670
But with that money
came the pressure

1534
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:07,710
to continue scaling the brand,

1535
01:13:07,790 --> 01:13:09,630
and we all felt it as creatives.

1536
01:13:11,290 --> 01:13:12,710
VICE is one of the few brands

1537
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:16,000
that really connects in a
meaningful way with millennials

1538
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,670
as their center sweet spot.

1539
01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:19,420
{\an8}So I think that's--
it's the millennials

1540
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:22,250
{\an8}that we want to get excited
about our business,

1541
01:13:22,330 --> 01:13:24,330
{\an8}and so VICE is the perfect fit.

1542
01:13:27,670 --> 01:13:30,420
For me, going Viceland,
it was a big mistake.

1543
01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:32,080
We were crushing the Internet.

1544
01:13:32,170 --> 01:13:33,580
The Internet's the future.

1545
01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:36,630
Why would you go backwards and partner
with this bum channel A+E?

1546
01:13:36,710 --> 01:13:38,330
Like, I don't watch anything on A+E.

1547
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:40,420
Doing the worst thing
possible is hot.

1548
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:44,130
Like, doing-- like,
'cause that's how he got them.

1549
01:13:44,290 --> 01:13:47,670
'Cause he was like, "I will get
the children to watch television."

1550
01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,670
And they were like,
"Oh, oh, oh."

1551
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,880
That's what got things to the four billy.

1552
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,330
They had to take it there,

1553
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:55,880
which I respect,
but it was never gonna work.

1554
01:13:57,630 --> 01:13:59,460
<i>Do you think it had to go this way,</i>

1555
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:03,830
<i>or do you think the culture that, like,</i>
<i>we all contributed to could have survived</i>

1556
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,250
<i>without this fucking flameout?</i>

1557
01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,420
I just think like,
adults got in the room.

1558
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:09,500
You know what I'm saying?
I think that grown-ups...

1559
01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:10,580
The cops came.

1560
01:14:10,670 --> 01:14:12,040
I think the cops came.
I'm serious.

1561
01:14:12,130 --> 01:14:13,750
And once the cops came
and were like,

1562
01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:16,420
"Let's do, like,
disruptive hyper-vertical

1563
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:18,670
"like cloud-iterated,
end-to-end, snackable,

1564
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,790
"stackable like fucking content,"
then like you're fucked.

1565
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,210
People are like,
"Alright, how do we do this again?

1566
01:14:24,290 --> 01:14:27,540
"How do we formulaically,
algorithmically do this again?"

1567
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,960
The way to stay ill is
to be like,

1568
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,710
"No, we did that.
Let's do some new shit.

1569
01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:32,500
- "Let's do that."
- That's what I'm saying.

1570
01:14:32,580 --> 01:14:35,290
They were then being like,
"Well, here's what the data says.

1571
01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:36,790
"Here's what the kids are into."

1572
01:14:37,790 --> 01:14:39,880
And then, like, backing stuff into that.

1573
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
That's not how you do it.

1574
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,710
It really was coming from,
like Shane and Eddy Moretti

1575
01:14:44,790 --> 01:14:47,580
because they wanted us
to be more advertiser-friendly,

1576
01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:49,830
and that's when we lost our voice.

1577
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:50,920
In fairness to Gavin,

1578
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,880
the reason he left was
that he didn't want any of this shit.

1579
01:14:56,130 --> 01:14:58,130
<i>Bro, what do you think</i>
<i>Shane is doing right now?</i>

1580
01:14:58,210 --> 01:15:02,960
<i>Like, after going from four billy</i>
<i>to no billy to like bankrupt?</i>

1581
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,580
If someone offers you four bill, take it.

1582
01:15:05,670 --> 01:15:06,880
- Take it.
- Like, I get it.

1583
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,210
It's kind of a flex.

1584
01:15:08,290 --> 01:15:10,500
Like, "No, $8 billion."

1585
01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:11,830
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

1586
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,920
Like, that's sick, but also like zero.

1587
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,960
- I think it's gamblers' way.
- It's a scam. Yeah.

1588
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,920
I feel like Shane's gamblers'
brain was just like,

1589
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,960
"No, I'm gonna fucking win
the next hand."

1590
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,500
Just go fucking nuts.

1591
01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:24,130
I watched this fool gamble in Vegas,

1592
01:15:24,210 --> 01:15:27,830
<i>and it was like,</i>
<i>we went for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight,</i>

1593
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,330
{\an8}<i>and we started gambling before the fight.</i>

1594
01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:32,290
{\an8}<i>He went down a half million dollars</i>

1595
01:15:32,380 --> 01:15:33,830
{\an8}<i>and then didn't even</i>
<i>go to the fight.</i>

1596
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,540
<i>He gives me his ticket, and he's like,</i>

1597
01:15:35,630 --> 01:15:37,790
<i>"Yo, go to the fight</i>
<i>without me, whatever."</i>

1598
01:15:38,710 --> 01:15:42,540
<i>I go to the fight, and I'm there sitting</i>
<i>with fucking Paulie Walnuts,</i>

1599
01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,540
<i>half the cast of "The Sopranos,"</i>

1600
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,880
<i>watching the fucking fight.</i>

1601
01:15:47,330 --> 01:15:49,630
He went to his room
and got a private dealer,

1602
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:53,080
opened up like,
nine bottles of fucking DRC,

1603
01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,670
<i>and was just gambling the whole time,</i>

1604
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:56,960
- never made it to the fight.
- You have a problem, sir.

1605
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,750
Sir, you have a problem.

1606
01:15:58,830 --> 01:16:01,960
<i>Eddy Moretti to me is the one</i>
<i>that creatively tanked the whole shit.</i>

1607
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,210
Eddy Moretti and his stupid hat, man.

1608
01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:05,670
- Spaghetti Moretti.
- Spaghetti.

1609
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:08,790
<i>I think, like,</i>
<i>the number one moment for me</i>

1610
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,880
<i>that was the most magical</i>
<i>is like,</i>

1611
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,080
we were smoking a dip.

1612
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:17,630
We were smoking formaldehyde
like right outside the VICE office.

1613
01:16:17,710 --> 01:16:19,630
What's that high like?
I just have to stop and--

1614
01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:22,290
It's just like, not that fun.
You're just like, "Ahh."

1615
01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:24,830
Like, you just don't feel good,
which is kind of cool.

1616
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,250
And I remember looking inside,
and we were smoking,

1617
01:16:27,330 --> 01:16:30,250
and I'm like, "Who is that sitting
in the lobby? I recognize that guy."

1618
01:16:30,330 --> 01:16:31,580
Turns out it's Rupert Murdoch.

1619
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:34,540
He was sort of courting them
on some level.

1620
01:16:34,630 --> 01:16:36,170
I was like in that moment, I think,

1621
01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:37,710
when you're, like, smoking a dip,

1622
01:16:37,790 --> 01:16:39,080
basically next
to Rupert Murdoch,

1623
01:16:39,170 --> 01:16:41,250
- like, that's the fucking thing.
- That's crazy.

1624
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:43,380
But how long can something like that last?

1625
01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:45,210
You know what I'm saying? It can't.

1626
01:16:47,420 --> 01:16:49,790
<i>As a person</i>
<i>who was at VICE for many years,</i>

1627
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,710
<i>seeing how disorganized it was</i>

1628
01:16:51,790 --> 01:16:54,040
<i>and how a lot of it was a house of cards,</i>

1629
01:16:54,130 --> 01:16:56,580
<i>I started to wonder how this would end</i>

1630
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:59,960
<i>and that it was possible</i>
<i>that there was a very, very bad end</i>

1631
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:03,580
<i>because gamblers go up</i>
<i>and gamblers go down.</i>

1632
01:17:03,830 --> 01:17:05,130
<i>But once they go down,</i>

1633
01:17:05,210 --> 01:17:08,130
<i>they start to do crazy shit</i>
<i>to try and come back up.</i>

1634
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,710
<i>When VICE started to experience</i>
<i>revenue shortfalls,</i>

1635
01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:14,830
<i>they began working in the shadows</i>
<i>with people like Philip Morris</i>

1636
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,210
<i>to create lifestyle campaigns</i>
<i>promoting vaping</i>

1637
01:17:17,290 --> 01:17:20,040
<i>as a healthier alternative to cigarettes</i>

1638
01:17:20,130 --> 01:17:22,210
<i>because their metrics said that vaping</i>

1639
01:17:22,290 --> 01:17:24,710
<i>was a more profitable business.</i>

1640
01:17:25,290 --> 01:17:28,130
<i>Miles Skinner worked on</i>
<i>the Philip Morris team.</i>

1641
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:30,290
I know a lot of people who,

1642
01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:32,460
you know, have a bad taste
in their mouth about VICE.

1643
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:34,290
I don't. I had a great time.

1644
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,580
I had a great job.

1645
01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:37,130
I got to travel the world.

1646
01:17:37,210 --> 01:17:41,130
I got to be in really weird rooms
with interesting people.

1647
01:17:41,210 --> 01:17:42,420
You know, they had Virtue.

1648
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:47,130
The version of Virtue
that was existing to that point

1649
01:17:47,210 --> 01:17:50,540
was more like, you know, VICE content

1650
01:17:50,630 --> 01:17:53,080
that looked like VICE content
that was really ads.

1651
01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:58,290
<i>This was creating white label ad services.</i>

1652
01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:00,000
In this episode of Rise As One,

1653
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,500
our friends at Budweiser
sent us to Beijing

1654
01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:04,920
to see how a group
of local football lovers

1655
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,540
are rallying their countrymen
to get out on the pitch.

1656
01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:14,830
<i>Do you feel like VICE pioneered</i>
<i>a lot of that, like, branded content?</i>

1657
01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:18,750
<i>It's funny</i>
<i>because the VICE I knew and loved</i>

1658
01:18:18,830 --> 01:18:21,630
was a bankrupt magazine
that threw great parties.

1659
01:18:21,710 --> 01:18:23,580
- Yeah, yeah.
- You know? And it was like...

1660
01:18:23,670 --> 01:18:25,500
hot girls, like good music.

1661
01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:27,830
Like, you know they had taste,
good photography,

1662
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:28,920
all of that stuff.

1663
01:18:30,290 --> 01:18:34,210
<i>I think they stumbled into something</i>
<i>that became their future.</i>

1664
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:37,420
<i>You know, we booked</i>
<i>nine figures in business,</i>

1665
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,080
<i>and some of that was for Virtue.</i>

1666
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:42,960
And then some was
when I moved on to a different team

1667
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:48,170
that was a... little bit more clandestine.

1668
01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:49,290
- Yeah.
- You know?

1669
01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:53,750
And that was based around
one client, which was Philip Morris.

1670
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:55,500
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1671
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,790
You know how do we get people
to quit smoking combustible cigarettes?

1672
01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:02,880
So, massive thought problem.

1673
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,880
You know when they explained
their rationale,

1674
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:05,960
it was of course,

1675
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,290
get people to quit smoking
combustible cigarettes,

1676
01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:12,000
we create a market to sell them
non-combustible solutions.

1677
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:15,500
<i>And you know harm reduction,</i>
<i>you can spin it all ways.</i>

1678
01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,460
<i>You know Philip Morris has blood</i>
<i>on their hands.</i>

1679
01:19:17,540 --> 01:19:20,000
Is the vape business
better for Philip Morris

1680
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,380
than the
combustible cigarette--?

1681
01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:24,080
- Their metrics said yes.
- Ew.

1682
01:19:24,170 --> 01:19:26,170
We put together a strategy

1683
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:30,210
that was around most
of these anti-smoking campaigns,

1684
01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:32,130
cessation campaigns.

1685
01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:33,880
It's telling people to do something.

1686
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:37,080
And that's what Shane
was always selling companies,

1687
01:19:37,170 --> 01:19:39,460
was that,
"I know how to speak to that kid."

1688
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:42,330
What do you think is at the core
of that perspective?

1689
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,080
To that kid you're talking to,

1690
01:19:44,290 --> 01:19:47,040
what do you think it is
that we were all selling?

1691
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:50,080
Make the cool guy feel rich
and the rich guy feel cool.

1692
01:19:50,170 --> 01:19:52,250
- Yeah.
- And, you know, it's yours.

1693
01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:53,710
Yeah.

1694
01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,420
And you can rule, you know?

1695
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,710
It's like, it works.

1696
01:19:59,130 --> 01:20:02,170
People were coming to VICE,
I felt, for two reasons.

1697
01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:05,540
One, 'cause it was cool and it was like,
"Tell us what's cool."

1698
01:20:05,630 --> 01:20:07,540
Two is, you figured out the Internet.

1699
01:20:07,630 --> 01:20:10,750
And figured out you know,
how to get over on it.

1700
01:20:10,830 --> 01:20:14,210
You know? I mean,
it was, like, a lot of it was scam.

1701
01:20:19,290 --> 01:20:20,880
<i>VICE made a lot of money by</i>

1702
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,790
<i>basically playing three-card</i>
<i>monte with Internet traffic.</i>

1703
01:20:24,170 --> 01:20:26,630
<i>And Taylor Lorenz,</i>
<i>who wrote </i>Extremely Online<i>,</i>

1704
01:20:26,710 --> 01:20:28,960
<i>is an expert on this matter.</i>

1705
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,250
They did a lot of growth hacks
because they needed to,

1706
01:20:31,330 --> 01:20:33,040
because they had to deliver
those audiences.

1707
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,290
So the metrics were always bullshit.

1708
01:20:36,710 --> 01:20:38,960
Throughout like the early,
mid-2010s you know,

1709
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,170
Facebook is just juicing traffic
to media companies.

1710
01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:44,790
<i>They weren't able to drive enough traffic</i>
<i>from their own pages.</i>

1711
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,330
<i>So they would, like,</i>
<i>do these swaps,</i>

1712
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:47,830
<i>where they would buy traffic.</i>

1713
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,170
<i>Basically they would like pay for traffic</i>

1714
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,710
<i>that they could then claim as their own.</i>

1715
01:20:53,170 --> 01:20:55,580
It was like, "Well, let's
fudge the numbers this quarter.

1716
01:20:55,670 --> 01:20:57,830
"Yeah, we're gonna get
some traffic from here and there

1717
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,040
"but like, it'll work out."

1718
01:20:59,130 --> 01:21:01,210
'Cause it was all like,
trickery and these like,

1719
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,920
digital marketing,
kind of sleights of hand.

1720
01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:06,960
And it was about
sort of projecting success

1721
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,790
and coolness and culture,
which is--

1722
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,960
if you don't have the kind
of business to back it up

1723
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,250
or the community to back it up,
then you're screwed.

1724
01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:18,170
I got an e-mail from a VICE employee

1725
01:21:18,250 --> 01:21:21,630
that was very high up
in sales on an Apple campaign.

1726
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:26,040
<i>And Apple actually found out</i>
<i>that they were buying traffic</i>

1727
01:21:26,130 --> 01:21:30,540
from Pornhub
and attributing it to their numbers.

1728
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:33,380
Well, because they would do
VICE Media Network or something.

1729
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:37,540
They had all these ways of,
like, obscuring that.

1730
01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:39,920
{\an8}And then when you dug into it,

1731
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,380
{\an8}you're like, "Okay, but that's not VICE
dot-com that you're talking about here.

1732
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,710
{\an8}"You're talking about all these
other weird websites."

1733
01:21:45,790 --> 01:21:47,210
{\an8}<i>So that you can claim</i>
<i>their numbers.</i>

1734
01:21:47,290 --> 01:21:49,000
{\an8}It's insane because the people at VICE

1735
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,880
didn't even tag it to the dates
of the campaign correctly.

1736
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,330
- Wow.
- Like, they were that negligent.

1737
01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:55,420
Yeah.

1738
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:59,290
<i>Not only was VICE negligent</i>
<i>in reporting fake Internet traffic</i>

1739
01:21:59,380 --> 01:22:01,920
<i>on a million-dollar</i>
<i>ad campaign for Apple,</i>

1740
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,670
<i>but it was malicious</i>
<i>in its direction of employees,</i>

1741
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:08,250
<i>like Mitchell Sunderland,</i>
<i>who VICE fucked so badly</i>

1742
01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:10,790
<i>that he ended up</i>
<i>having to change his name.</i>

1743
01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:14,580
<i>Mitchell Sunderland was a staff writer</i>

1744
01:22:14,670 --> 01:22:15,880
<i>and an editor at VICE,</i>

1745
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,330
<i>might have been 2018.</i>

1746
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:19,460
{\an8}A mutual friend of ours walks
through the door,

1747
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:22,210
{\an8}and she goes, "Oh, my God.
What's this shit going on with Mitchell?"

1748
01:22:22,290 --> 01:22:24,040
{\an8}And I was like,
"What are you talking about?"

1749
01:22:24,130 --> 01:22:25,130
She's like, "Google it."

1750
01:22:25,830 --> 01:22:29,330
<i>Every fucking news publication</i>
<i>has an article.</i>

1751
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,130
<i>"VICE's Mitchell Sunderland.</i>

1752
01:22:31,540 --> 01:22:33,790
<i>"Email thread with neo-Nazis,"</i>
<i>blah, blah, blah.</i>

1753
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,040
<i>All this stuff.</i>

1754
01:22:35,130 --> 01:22:37,250
<i>So like it doesn't look good for Mitchell.</i>

1755
01:22:38,630 --> 01:22:41,130
<i>Mitchell was given a directive by VICE</i>

1756
01:22:41,210 --> 01:22:43,790
<i>to maintain relationships</i>

1757
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,420
<i>with Ann Coulter</i>
<i>and Milo Yiannopoulos,</i>

1758
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,670
who had actually written
for VICE in the past,

1759
01:22:48,750 --> 01:22:53,380
to cede VICE articles to Breitbart

1760
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,130
and other right-wing publications

1761
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:57,080
because allegedly,

1762
01:22:57,170 --> 01:22:59,880
- they had better traffic than VICE did.
- Yeah.

1763
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:02,380
People who were studying traffic
at the time

1764
01:23:02,460 --> 01:23:04,750
were seeing that right-wing people

1765
01:23:04,830 --> 01:23:07,960
would be more likely
to click on a VICE link

1766
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,710
if they saw that the person posting it

1767
01:23:09,790 --> 01:23:13,170
was railing on VICE
rather than if they were saying,

1768
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:15,130
"Look at this great thing
that VICE is posting."

1769
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:19,250
Nobody bothered us, you know
as long as we were earning.

1770
01:23:19,330 --> 01:23:21,000
I mean, you've been to the London office.

1771
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,750
We were in a separate building

1772
01:23:23,830 --> 01:23:27,250
like, down the block and
around some weird little Shoreditch alley.

1773
01:23:27,330 --> 01:23:30,750
And, you know, our seats
in London were...

1774
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:34,330
We were sitting with
or right above the guys

1775
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:39,330
that were starting the work with Saudis.

1776
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:42,210
<i>It was at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul</i>

1777
01:23:42,290 --> 01:23:45,460
<i>that Jamal Khashoggi met his brutal end.</i>

1778
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:47,500
<i>He'd been lured there to discuss paperwork</i>

1779
01:23:47,580 --> 01:23:48,830
<i>for his upcoming wedding.</i>

1780
01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:51,580
<i>But he was strangled as soon</i>
<i>as he entered the building</i>

1781
01:23:51,670 --> 01:23:53,830
<i>by a team of Saudi assassins.</i>

1782
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:56,420
- I was privy to a little bit of it.
- Yeah.

1783
01:23:56,500 --> 01:24:00,330
You know. I saw maybe one of those briefs,
and it was very, very early,

1784
01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:02,210
and it had to do with tourism

1785
01:24:02,290 --> 01:24:08,080
and their ultimate goals of making it
an inbound tourist destination

1786
01:24:08,170 --> 01:24:09,880
for people under 35.

1787
01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:14,830
<i>Camels hold a very special place</i>
<i>in Saudi Arabia's heart.</i>

1788
01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:22,210
<i>They've been used for centuries</i>
<i>as transportation, food, even as currency.</i>

1789
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:25,920
<i>This annual month-long</i>
<i>celebration of everything camel</i>

1790
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,790
<i>is a chance to see and be seen</i>
<i>for the country's elite.</i>

1791
01:24:32,630 --> 01:24:36,960
{\an8}<i>Saudi Arabia's tourism board</i>
<i>paid VICE millions of dollars</i>

1792
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:40,080
<i>to make a video covering camel races.</i>

1793
01:24:40,630 --> 01:24:44,000
<i>Arabian camel racing has been around</i>
<i>since the 7th century,</i>

1794
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,420
<i>but has grown in popularity</i>
<i>in recent years</i>

1795
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:48,250
<i>due to the huge prizes on offer.</i>

1796
01:24:48,630 --> 01:24:52,040
<i>World leaders and dignitaries</i>
<i>enter their prized beasts.</i>

1797
01:24:52,710 --> 01:24:56,750
<i>They actually trick a VICE journalist</i>
<i>to go post this episode.</i>

1798
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,250
{\an8}I've learned, I mean,
they call us producers, right?

1799
01:25:01,330 --> 01:25:02,790
I mean, I was a host.

1800
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,670
I guess I was a content creator.

1801
01:25:06,290 --> 01:25:08,210
They've just decided that I should ride.

1802
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,960
<i>The person had no idea</i>
<i>that it was a fluff piece</i>

1803
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,130
<i>for Saudi Arabia's tourism board.</i>

1804
01:25:17,210 --> 01:25:19,460
<i>This is a time of massive flux,</i>

1805
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:22,000
so how better to deal with that
than to remind yourself

1806
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,380
of your roots,
your regional identity,

1807
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:26,880
and celebrate the camel.

1808
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,500
<i>They would just film the person's VO</i>

1809
01:25:29,830 --> 01:25:31,330
<i>and have the person say things</i>

1810
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:33,290
<i>that they needed for this tourism video.</i>

1811
01:25:33,790 --> 01:25:37,000
<i>As I watched the highly choreographed</i>
<i>closing ceremony,</i>

1812
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,710
<i>it was clear that in modern Saudi Arabia,</i>

1813
01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:41,290
<i>camels remain important.</i>

1814
01:25:41,830 --> 01:25:45,250
<i>They may not be a main source</i>
<i>of transport or food,</i>

1815
01:25:45,330 --> 01:25:46,750
<i>but to Saudi's elite,</i>

1816
01:25:46,830 --> 01:25:49,170
<i>like Naif and the country's leadership,</i>

1817
01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:54,250
<i>they're a source of national pride</i>
<i>and even regional solidarity.</i>

1818
01:25:55,830 --> 01:25:59,920
You know, that's another
three card monte, VICE, kind of...

1819
01:26:01,170 --> 01:26:03,330
you know, that's an old standard trick.

1820
01:26:04,130 --> 01:26:06,960
I haven't talked publicly
about VICE hardly at all

1821
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:08,250
for, like, various reasons.

1822
01:26:09,670 --> 01:26:11,380
But also because I'm worried that if I do,

1823
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:13,040
I'm just going to talk so much shit

1824
01:26:13,130 --> 01:26:14,670
and I'm never going to be able to stop.

1825
01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:17,960
Are you excited
of the idea of meeting MBS?

1826
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:21,170
Of course.
He's our new king.

1827
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:23,080
We are moving with him.

1828
01:26:23,170 --> 01:26:24,580
We are changing with him.

1829
01:26:24,670 --> 01:26:25,750
For the better.

1830
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:30,290
<i>What we look at is saying, okay,</i>
<i>when I say partner with brands,</i>

1831
01:26:30,380 --> 01:26:31,920
<i>I mean partner,</i>
<i>like production partner.</i>

1832
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,170
<i>So we make it together.</i>

1833
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:34,880
We exploit it together.

1834
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,500
And that could be a TV show.

1835
01:26:36,580 --> 01:26:38,920
It could be a short form.
It could be long form.

1836
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,000
It could be a film.

1837
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:41,880
<i>As revenue was falling,</i>

1838
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,960
<i>Shane doubled down on the</i>
<i>further narrowing of the brand.</i>

1839
01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:49,080
<i>Everything needed to feel</i>
<i>like a sibling of the VICE on HBO show</i>

1840
01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:51,250
<i>because urgent, salacious journalism</i>

1841
01:26:51,330 --> 01:26:54,710
<i>was the one thing investors</i>
<i>and legacy media understood.</i>

1842
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:57,830
<i>Let's talk about what you're doing.</i>

1843
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,250
{\an8}Now, there's been, like,
90 articles about your efforts.

1844
01:27:00,670 --> 01:27:02,290
{\an8}Mostly, "We're going to fuck shit up.

1845
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:04,080
{\an8}"We're going to fuck the shit
out of things.

1846
01:27:04,170 --> 01:27:06,130
"Fucking shit, shit, fuck,"
stuff like that.

1847
01:27:06,210 --> 01:27:08,040
So what are you doing?

1848
01:27:09,710 --> 01:27:12,330
- Fucking shit up.
- Okay. Alright.

1849
01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:17,000
What we're famous for is giving over,
Dylan going electric,

1850
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:21,210
giving over the company to people...

1851
01:27:21,290 --> 01:27:23,460
Like, for example,
a lot of people who are doing TV,

1852
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,380
all the people
who are doing our monetization

1853
01:27:25,460 --> 01:27:29,000
have never done anything in TV
and, or TV monetization before,

1854
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,500
and that's our strength.

1855
01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:32,580
- That you don't know anything?
- Exactly.

1856
01:27:32,710 --> 01:27:34,080
- Okay.
- Ignorance is--

1857
01:27:34,170 --> 01:27:36,380
Now, you do have some executives
they've brought in th--

1858
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:39,330
Yeah, on the business side, for sure,
because as we grow,

1859
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:41,790
we're doing a lot
of international TV deals,

1860
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:42,960
a lot of mobile deals.

1861
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,290
We don't want
to get hoodwinked,

1862
01:27:44,380 --> 01:27:47,130
so we have people coming over
from Discovery and other companies,

1863
01:27:47,210 --> 01:27:48,880
but I'm talking about
on the creation side.

1864
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:50,790
So you have people
that don't know anything--

1865
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:53,080
- Correct.
- And the point being, we're so stupid,

1866
01:27:53,170 --> 01:27:54,710
we can't fuck up?

1867
01:27:54,830 --> 01:27:55,830
- Correct.
- Okay.

1868
01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:59,080
<i>It seems strange watching Shane talk</i>

1869
01:27:59,170 --> 01:28:02,000
<i>about how he installs creatives</i>
<i>who don't know what they're doing,</i>

1870
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:04,790
<i>but it was code</i>
<i>for the existing VICE creatives</i>

1871
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,210
<i>like myself and the people</i>
<i>who worked on our show.</i>

1872
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:08,630
<i>It was all posturing</i>

1873
01:28:08,710 --> 01:28:12,880
<i>to make it seem like he was going</i>
<i>to retain the punk rock essence of VICE,</i>

1874
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:13,960
<i>but in fact,</i>

1875
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,420
<i>he was installing parrots on every show.</i>

1876
01:28:16,790 --> 01:28:18,750
<i>We ended up having to answer</i>
<i>to a showrunner</i>

1877
01:28:18,830 --> 01:28:21,500
<i>that came from</i>
<i>Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer.</i>

1878
01:28:26,210 --> 01:28:29,250
<i>This guy was on this episode</i>
<i>encouraging my brother and I</i>

1879
01:28:29,330 --> 01:28:30,960
<i>to stay at the Sausage Castle,</i>

1880
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,500
<i>despite our protests about what</i>
<i>Mike Busey was doing to people.</i>

1881
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,580
Now, that's what I call
"fresh off the boat", brother.

1882
01:28:39,670 --> 01:28:40,830
What's up, man?

1883
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:44,330
{\an8}<i>And for some reason, these white dudes</i>
<i>always want to remind me that I'm Chinese.</i>

1884
01:28:54,540 --> 01:28:57,380
You gotta get control of this shoot,
there's guns going off everywhere,

1885
01:28:57,460 --> 01:28:58,790
and son's throwing grenades.

1886
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,080
Son's throwing grenades.

1887
01:29:00,170 --> 01:29:01,670
I mean, son was throwing grenades,

1888
01:29:01,790 --> 01:29:03,460
and I was really like, man,

1889
01:29:03,540 --> 01:29:06,080
we really need better
gun control laws in this country.

1890
01:29:06,420 --> 01:29:10,040
You're going to take your finger, and...

1891
01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:12,960
- Wait, wait, wait. Please don't shoot.
- Oh, damn!

1892
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,210
<i>At one point,</i>
<i>they almost shot our DP,</i>

1893
01:29:15,290 --> 01:29:17,380
- <i>Christopher Valona</i>.
- You okay, CV?

1894
01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:20,460
Yeah, I'm okay. I heard, like,
it's like the war.

1895
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,500
Welcome to my house.

1896
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:25,040
<i>And we were</i>
<i>still asked to finish the scene.</i>

1897
01:29:25,130 --> 01:29:26,670
I didn't know
that you were gonna shoot.

1898
01:29:27,130 --> 01:29:29,750
I was going to come in
with a countdown, LA.

1899
01:29:30,170 --> 01:29:31,750
Okay. Like,
I'm getting ready to shoot.

1900
01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:34,330
Everyone stand by,
so you don't shit yourselves.

1901
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:37,500
<i>This is what Jesse was talking about</i>

1902
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:39,920
<i>when he said Shane became P.T. Barnum</i>

1903
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,130
<i>selling the freaks.</i>

1904
01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:45,040
<i>It wasn't the same voice</i>
<i>that Gavin, Jesse, and Amy</i>

1905
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:48,000
<i>had crafted with satire</i>
<i>and a subversive purpose.</i>

1906
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:50,040
<i>It wasn't even weird for weird.</i>

1907
01:29:50,130 --> 01:29:53,670
<i>It was weird for money,</i>
<i>and I wanted out.</i>

1908
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:55,960
Go over to the camera
and say that in Chinese.

1909
01:29:56,540 --> 01:29:57,750
- Into the cameras.
- I don't--

1910
01:29:57,830 --> 01:30:00,290
Just make some shit up and say--
make it sound Asian.

1911
01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:12,880
Allow the sake
to flow down her juicy pooper.

1912
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,420
Into LA's mouth.
Open up wide, LA.

1913
01:30:20,460 --> 01:30:22,670
- Sake fruit salad.
- This fucking sucks.

1914
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,670
This is the sake fruit salad here.

1915
01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:30,210
I'm sorry. This sucks.

1916
01:30:33,580 --> 01:30:34,580
What's up, dude?

1917
01:30:34,670 --> 01:30:37,170
- Hey, mind if I talk to you for a second?
- No, it's fine, man.

1918
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:39,250
I mean, my thing is really,
I just like...

1919
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,750
You know, man,
this isn't my thing.

1920
01:30:41,830 --> 01:30:45,710
It's just like, I feel like
that you're a fucking hilarious dude,

1921
01:30:45,790 --> 01:30:48,000
and all this shit is hilarious,
and it's fun to be here.

1922
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,170
But you just got to be careful
not to use people.

1923
01:30:50,290 --> 01:30:52,380
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you're using LA.,

1924
01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:54,960
and he's kind of this, like,
funny Black guy with a big stomach.

1925
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,210
You're using the Asian girl to come,
like, speak Chinese on camera.

1926
01:30:58,290 --> 01:31:00,500
You just got to be careful
about the way you use people.

1927
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:02,670
And the women like--
you know what I'm saying?

1928
01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,040
Well, behind all this shit, man, honestly,

1929
01:31:05,130 --> 01:31:07,000
- we're all from different walks.
- Yeah.

1930
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:09,130
Black, white, Christian, atheist.

1931
01:31:09,210 --> 01:31:10,670
You hung out with Jews today,

1932
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,750
Asians, dumb motherf*** like me.

1933
01:31:12,830 --> 01:31:14,630
- Yeah.
- And the whole thing is,

1934
01:31:14,710 --> 01:31:20,330
we all find a common ground
in our just being that outsider.

1935
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:23,790
For me, watching and being a part of it,
I'm uncomfortable.

1936
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:27,330
And I feel like people who watch this
are gonna laugh at you.

1937
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:28,750
They're gonna laugh at LA.

1938
01:31:28,830 --> 01:31:31,080
They're gonna laugh
at the girl with the melons.

1939
01:31:31,170 --> 01:31:34,040
But I think you should just think about,
what is it you're trying to say?

1940
01:31:34,130 --> 01:31:36,460
- I apologize for any--
- Don't--

1941
01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,540
- But I do, man.
- Thank you. We're good.

1942
01:31:38,630 --> 01:31:39,830
Thanks for coming.

1943
01:31:44,790 --> 01:31:48,210
{\an8}<i>While VICE had me boxing</i>
<i>to sell ads at their upfront,</i>

1944
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:51,920
<i>I was fighting their lawyers</i>
<i>behind the scenes for my residuals.</i>

1945
01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:54,080
<i>We chased it for years.</i>

1946
01:31:54,170 --> 01:31:56,330
<i>But by the time VICE</i>
<i>finally acknowledged the debt,</i>

1947
01:31:57,170 --> 01:31:58,500
<i>they were bankrupt.</i>

1948
01:31:59,960 --> 01:32:01,830
<i>I challenged the bankruptcy,</i>

1949
01:32:03,130 --> 01:32:05,000
<i>made my claim,</i>

1950
01:32:05,130 --> 01:32:07,210
<i>and although</i>
<i>they never paid me my money...</i>

1951
01:32:10,710 --> 01:32:13,540
<i>I traded that debt</i>
<i>for the rights to my show</i>

1952
01:32:13,630 --> 01:32:15,750
<i>and cancelled out my NDA with VICE.</i>

1953
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,790
<i>By having that footage and freedom,</i>

1954
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:21,000
<i>I was able to make this documentary.</i>

1955
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:27,290
<i>I traded hundreds of thousands of dollars</i>
<i>for the right to tell this story.</i>

1956
01:32:29,710 --> 01:32:31,670
<i>People ask me all the time</i>
<i>why I went to VICE</i>

1957
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,750
<i>despite people</i>
<i>like Choe telling me not to.</i>

1958
01:32:34,670 --> 01:32:36,380
<i>I went to VICE because at one point,</i>

1959
01:32:36,460 --> 01:32:38,250
<i>it was fucking amazing.</i>

1960
01:32:38,330 --> 01:32:40,330
<i>It was a place you could be weird</i>
<i>and have a voice</i>

1961
01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:44,080
<i>and for lack of a better term,</i>
<i>be your goddamn self.</i>

1962
01:32:44,460 --> 01:32:46,580
<i>It was like</i>
<i>Professor X's School for Mutants</i>

1963
01:32:46,670 --> 01:32:48,540
<i>or Bruce Wayne's Gotham orphanage</i>

1964
01:32:48,630 --> 01:32:51,330
<i>or Derek Zoolander's</i>
<i>School for Kids Who Don't Read Good.</i>

1965
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,460
<i>That's why we all went,</i>

1966
01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:55,670
<i>because we didn't fit in anywhere else.</i>

1967
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,040
<i>And despite this insanely negligent,</i>

1968
01:32:58,130 --> 01:33:00,380
<i>borderline malicious environment,</i>

1969
01:33:00,460 --> 01:33:02,960
<i>a lot of good people</i>
<i>did a lot of good work.</i>

1970
01:33:03,460 --> 01:33:05,710
<i>VICE gave us a home</i>
<i>to tell stories from the gutter,</i>

1971
01:33:06,460 --> 01:33:08,960
<i>and the hope was that</i>
<i>by telling these stories,</i>

1972
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,540
<i>you could change shit.</i>

1973
01:33:22,630 --> 01:33:25,630
<i>We had a purpose,</i>
<i>and VICE made a brand out of it.</i>

1974
01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,710
<i>But once that brand</i>
<i>became bigger than the people</i>

1975
01:33:28,790 --> 01:33:32,000
<i>and the stories and the multitudes</i>
<i>it hoped to contain...</i>

1976
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:33,880
It's not this, like, precious thing,

1977
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:35,380
but it's this thing that's like--

1978
01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:36,790
it's a, it's a...

1979
01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:39,630
<i>It was worthless</i>.

1980
01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,790
<i>The world is full of stories like this.</i>

1981
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,630
<i>I saw a lot of them on Huang's World,</i>

1982
01:33:46,710 --> 01:33:49,920
<i>and in the end,</i>
<i>there was one salt miner in Peru</i>

1983
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,210
<i>that reminds me of my time at VICE.</i>

1984
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:59,460
<i>In America, if you sell</i>
<i>one bottle of this pink salt,</i>

1985
01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:00,880
<i>like, six to eight ounces,</i>

1986
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:04,250
people are paying
upwards of $10 or $12 for it.

1987
01:34:04,710 --> 01:34:05,750
Did you know that?

1988
01:34:09,960 --> 01:34:14,170
So you guys are not aware of the amount
of money they sell your salt for?

1989
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,710
<i>The desire to scale Peruvian pink salt</i>

1990
01:34:44,790 --> 01:34:47,670
<i>or VICE magazine so</i>
<i>everyone can experience it</i>

1991
01:34:48,130 --> 01:34:52,000
<i>instantly kills that thing</i>
<i>you loved about it in the first place.</i>

1992
01:34:52,630 --> 01:34:54,250
<i>There's a magical number of people</i>

1993
01:34:54,330 --> 01:34:56,790
<i>who are meant to enjoy</i>
<i>or experience something,</i>

1994
01:34:57,330 --> 01:34:59,540
<i>and the second</i>
<i>you cross that threshold,</i>

1995
01:34:59,710 --> 01:35:01,710
<i>it becomes a pumpkin.</i>

1996
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:04,750
<i>VICE is broke</i>

1997
01:35:05,790 --> 01:35:09,130
<i>because greed scaled it</i>
<i>to a point where it mutated</i>

1998
01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:12,880
<i>and no longer resembled</i>
<i>what made it special in the first place.</i>

1999
01:35:14,580 --> 01:35:16,880
<i>Not everyone is gonna</i>
<i>get to smoke formaldehyde</i>

2000
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:19,170
<i>next to Rupert Murdoch at the VICE office.</i>

2001
01:35:20,130 --> 01:35:22,040
<i>You kind of just had to be there.</i>

2002
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,630
Oh, I mean,
but these pants are weird.

2003
01:35:41,130 --> 01:35:43,330
{\an8}Alright, you pick where it goes.

2004
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:45,630
{\an8}- Okay, right side for sure.
- That's pretty big.

2005
01:35:45,710 --> 01:35:46,750
{\an8}Is this the biggest one?

2006
01:35:46,830 --> 01:35:48,170
{\an8}- That's the biggest.
- Okay.

2007
01:35:48,250 --> 01:35:49,670
{\an8}Here, I'm gonna keep it there.

2008
01:35:49,750 --> 01:35:51,960
{\an8}I'm just gonna line it up
just a little bit.

2009
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,210
{\an8}Yeah, yeah,
'cause it's a little slanted.

2010
01:35:54,630 --> 01:35:57,830
But isn't it going to,
like, isn't your body just...

2011
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:01,460
I still want someone to claim the panties.

2012
01:36:01,580 --> 01:36:03,880
- Oh, you feel it, huh?
- No, that's good.

2013
01:36:04,580 --> 01:36:06,380
{\an8}Alright, try not--
try to hold still.

2014
01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,080
{\an8}I'll chill out
if you put a couple fingers in there.

2015
01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:12,460
{\an8}I might have to do it
to hold you in place.

2016
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:15,290
{\an8}Was that Amber Rose
that was telling everybody

2017
01:36:15,380 --> 01:36:16,790
that Kanye liked fingers
in his ass?

2018
01:36:17,380 --> 01:36:20,790
Yeah, yeah, she was like,
Mr. Finger in the Booty Boy or something.

2019
01:36:21,210 --> 01:36:24,460
Most geniuses are left-handed
and like fingers in their ass.

2020
01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:26,170
{\an8}I know a lot of geniuses.

2021
01:36:28,710 --> 01:36:30,880
Woo was on an episode
with us too, right, Nick?

2022
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:32,630
Yeah. Before we went
to Taiwan as a pickup.

2023
01:36:32,710 --> 01:36:33,920
{\an8}Yeah.

2024
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,960
{\an8}Remember the guy
in China did some shit like,

2025
01:36:37,210 --> 01:36:38,210
{\an8}"You a party boy?

2026
01:36:38,290 --> 01:36:39,630
{\an8}"Yo, you're a fun guy, right?"

2027
01:36:41,170 --> 01:36:42,500
{\an8}Then you were like, "What?"

2028
01:36:42,580 --> 01:36:44,920
He's like,
"Yeah, you're like a fun guy, right?"

2029
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:48,290
We were in that bar
that gave us fucking... the balloons.

2030
01:36:48,630 --> 01:36:50,210
That was one of the guys.

2031
01:36:51,170 --> 01:36:52,170
Yeah.

2032
01:36:56,130 --> 01:36:59,420
{\an8}<i>I remember, we go</i>
<i>to this underground fucking bar,</i>

2033
01:36:59,540 --> 01:37:02,380
{\an8}<i>and I think we're just gonna drink</i>
<i>and stuff and I look at the tab,</i>

2034
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,790
{\an8}<i>but they started putting</i>
<i>balloons on it,</i>

2035
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:08,420
{\an8}<i>and everyone was doing balloons,</i>
<i>and I was like, "Oh, this is so sick."</i>

2036
01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:09,920
<i>Nitrous you were doing?</i>

2037
01:37:10,290 --> 01:37:12,170
{\an8}<i>It wasn't like any nitrous</i>
<i>I'd ever done before.</i>

2038
01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:13,380
{\an8}<i>It was like Chinese grade.</i>

2039
01:37:13,460 --> 01:37:14,920
{\an8}<i>That shit was not nitrous.</i>

2040
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,250
<i>Yeah, I don't know what it was.</i>

2041
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:20,500
{\an8}- Is the tattoo done?
- Yeah.

2042
01:37:21,170 --> 01:37:22,170
{\an8}How's it feel?

2043
01:37:22,250 --> 01:37:23,880
{\an8}You know, the very end of it,

2044
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:25,830
- I felt a little sting.
- Yeah?

2045
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,920
- But like, it feels--
- That was the finger<i>.</i>

2046
01:37:30,170 --> 01:37:31,920
It looks really good, though.

2047
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,080
Go look at it.
Go look in the mirror.

2048
01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:41,290
Stunning.



