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Did someone order the spicy tuna?

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Mercedes, how many
times I gotta tell you?

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Hush. You'll scare the trout.

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As long as you're not telling anybody

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that we're hanging out, Randy.

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What choice do I have?

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When it comes to purgatory
friendships? It's, uh.

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Slim pickings at the fishing hut.

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A jiggler? What is
this, trawling for noobs?

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Shortbread Martini?

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Oh! Do you add my nutmeg twist?

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Please.

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Okay, they're biting.

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-Oh, they're really biting.

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What did you do, bait
the lines with crack?

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Sheesh, boys. Buy me dinner first.

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Do you think we can make it to the cars?

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We've gotta hoof it.

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Good thing I always dress for cardio.

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Nedley!

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Sheriff Nedley?

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Randy?

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Maybe a little.

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Hell was cold and dark

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and I've been on my own for years.

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Look, Loch Mess.
I don't know what you are.

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Not here for you.

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But just to be sure.

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This is the Ghost River Triangle

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where bad things
happen to good people?

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Hey, bad thing.

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Get away from her.

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Sure, Grandpa.

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Though, isn't she a
little bit young for you?

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Not that young.

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Way to kick a girl when she's down.

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She's the second best angler I know.

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And she's my friend.

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Look, I'm not picky.

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I only need one of you
to bring me the heir.

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The Earp heir?

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Wynonna.

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Hey, snow snatch!

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Not him.

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You want Earp?

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I've been her ride-or-die
since high school.

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But guess what?

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Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.

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Oh, I know.

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But she'll be back

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once I bait the hook.

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Eenie, meenie, miney,

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ho.

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Not the face.

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It's been through so much.

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And I wish I could see the look on yours

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when Wynonna Earp kicks your icy ass!

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No. No!

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# Tell that devil to take you back #

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# Take you back, take you back #

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# My heart went from red to black #

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# Red to black, red to black #

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# Came in from that lake of fire #

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# Lake of fire, lake of fire #

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# Only had that one desire #

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# One desire, one desire #

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# Got a mouth full of gasoline #

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# Don't you bring your fight to me #

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Gentlemen.

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Which one of you's gonna
flush my back door?

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Ah! I didn't even get to cheat yet.

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You hit like a girl.

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Hard and with perfect form.

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What kind of idiot thinks
she can scam Paco Daisy

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in his own casino?

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The kind that doesn't carry an ID.

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Though you are one chips and
guac away from a free chalupa.

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Asshole.

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That's na-cho's to take.

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Hey, what's with the Wyatt Earp swag?

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Right. Famous law man.

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Old West Shootout in the O.K. Corral,

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right here in Tombstone.

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Guys, he's a big deal around these parts.

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White folks do love their violent heroes.

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When they're feeling patriotic,

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they spend more at the buffet.

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Wyatt Earp?

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Just another apocryphal coloniser

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who got a revisionist history
thanks to his big gun.

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Hey, I apologise, Chayton.

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I assumed you were just the muscle.

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Got my PhD at Brown.
19th-century Americana.

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Your big words are being wasted here.

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You want to jet?

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Chayton!

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Sorry, boss.

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Okay.

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Oh, okay.

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I admit, that one hurt. That one smart.

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Can't take a beating like when I was 27.

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Might as well give it up, girlie.

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Your partner already spilled.

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Partner?

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Doc.

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What have they done to you?

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Turned me into a video game.

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When this is over, I promise you

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mouth-to-south resuscitation.

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Oh, you really don't want this to be over.

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What was your angle here? Hmm?

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Grease my dealer?

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Have moustache boy count cards?

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Oh, I'm awfully flattered
to be addressed as boy.

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Considering my advanced age.

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Get this.

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Blue eyes thinks he's Doc Holliday.

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Wyatt Earp's buddy?

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You know, I don't love your tone.

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Oh?

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Doc Holliday,

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the greatest gunslinger who ever lived?

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Top 20 for sure.

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I beg your pardon.

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I would've gotten away with
robbing you fools blind

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if one woman could learn to bluff.

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Well at least I brought a weapon.

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Sh...

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Hey!

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Ah-ah-ah!

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It was in her Spanx.

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Go start digging the hole.

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Okay. Don't cheese your beans.

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Peacemaker only kills demons.

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Lights up when you point it at one.

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Well, lights up for me.

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-And me.

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You cheatin' hussy.

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I think I found the boss's tell.

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Paco is a demon.

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We're never gonna get that chalupa.

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Stop by the cafe, Sheriff.

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We just put a fresh pot on for you.

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W- both of you?

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Just when I needed it.
Thank you, Chrissy.

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Hi, Natalie. -Hi, Officer Haught.

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Go Blue Devils!

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Hey, Nicole. Looking good.
-Hey, Kyle. Back at you.

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How's your brother?

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I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff.

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Oh, Freddy, thank you so much.

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I will be by the shop later, okay?

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Well, well, well.

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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.

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I'm waiting for my wife.

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She's like a big deal in this town.

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You trying to nepo-baby
your way out of a $30 ticket?

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I'm also hoping to get frisked.

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Oh, really?

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Mrs. Waverly Earp.

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Mrs. Nicole Haught.

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Ahem!

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Public dis-gays of affection?

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Kind of unprofessional, don't you think?

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Hi, Bunny. -Hi, Bunny.

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So, girls, uh, Randy Nedley
didn't show up

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for samba karate this morning.

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Anyhoo. I gotta fly.

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I gotta go ice my dojo.

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That sensei Rick is very thorough.

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Buh-bye.

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Wow.

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I kinda miss when she was
too homophobic to overshare.

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So what are you thinking?

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That my mentor, the sheriff
emeritus, Mr. Randy Nedley,

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often has one too many Beer Tap Blues

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while out on his
highly-illegal fishing hut.

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Which I have to pretend I
don't know anything about.

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Still.

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Do you fancy a drive

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to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle?

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Hmm. I thought you'd never ask.

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Oh, also, I picked up the mail.

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Oh, yay!

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A new postcard from Wynonna.

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Oh my God.

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You know, it's so funny to think about

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your sister acting all touristy

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at the place where your
ancestor made his mark.

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It sounds like she's in a good place.

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What now, Earp?

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Same as always.
Just have fun out there.

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That's right, Pork Chop. Wynonna Earp.

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Crazy chick with a demon-killing gun.

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Doc!

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This was our play.

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Get caught so you'd bring us
to the one room

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we couldn't breach: Your vault.

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You Earp slut!

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Oh, there's that high tone
'tude they love in Hell.

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Which is where I'm about to send you.

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Uh, may I?

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I'd rather you didn't.

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Ah!

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-Hi.

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Hello.

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You like that?

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It is always a treat watching
you do what you do best.

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There's one more thing
I'm pretty good at.

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Need I remind you that
we're here to crack a safe.

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You need pants for that?

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I do not. -Okay.

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# Moving faster, taking over #

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# Getting bigger, coming closer #

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# It's the sound of a banging drum #

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# Taking you by surprise #

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# It's gonna be wild #

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# It's gonna be big time #

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# It's gonna be #

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Nedley?

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Mercedes?

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Sheriff Randy Nedley!

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Two whole years running cons

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out of the back of a suitcase.

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Mm-hmm.

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But every dollar we steal- -Borrow.

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Brings us one step closer
to getting our own farm.

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A place to settle down.

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Bring Alice home

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from Aunt Gus's place in Montana.

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All right. Enough math.

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Let's hit the blackjack tables.

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That also requires math.

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Make this wad into a bigger wad.

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The way you play, darlin',

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which is good and roostered,

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our wads only get smaller.

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You love me roostered.

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I love you, full stop.

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Then why are you being such a wad?

243
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We've spent some of this
on things you wanted.

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I don't remember wanting

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to lose 10 grand at the tables last month.

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I'm sorry. I'm, I'm tired.

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And boring.

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Oh, come on. Don't.

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I didn't, you're not.

250
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I didn't mean...

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You're not. You're not.

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Obviously.

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I believe I

254
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shall take some air.

255
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No, come on... Stay and take
the Earp heir again.

256
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I just need to clear my head.

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Will it be hours or days this time?

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Don't wait up.

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I never do.

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-Nedley!

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Oh! Oh...

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Nedley!

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Too slow, Mercedes.

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It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.

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You're hurt but you're alive, okay?

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Wait- -Stay still.

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Waited for ya.

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I knew you would come.

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Okay. Shh.

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911. What's your emergency?

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I need paramedics on Route 72.

272
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,667
South of town?

273
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,478
That's right. Border of
the Ghost River Triangle.

274
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,753
We're on our way.

275
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,380
Hey, I found Nedley!

276
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,007
He was attacked by a bear.

277
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,012
It wasn't a bear.

278
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,773
Babygirl, did you get my postcard?

279
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,337
I think Mercedes is dead.

280
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,693
What do you mean dead?

281
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,295
It's her. They spelled "Earp."

282
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,696
What do you mean, "Earp"?

283
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,578
Okay.

284
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,455
Okay.

285
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,373
Come on, cowboy. Pick up.

286
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,751
Of course.

287
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,213
Do it the old-fashioned way.

288
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,017
Okay.

289
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,819
Here I come.

290
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:59,496
# I got a fever running up 100 degrees #

291
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,082
# I am the real thing #

292
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,251
# Gather round and follow my lead #

293
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:11,091
# I'm like a red storm
going down in history #

294
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,178
# Just wait and see #

295
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,306
# You're not gonna
wanna mess with me #

296
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,105
# You just wait, wait and see #

297
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,026
# You're not gonna
wanna mess with me #

298
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,676
The metal ear muff'd hello?

299
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,845
I, I was just hoping for a hug.

300
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:57,762
You bring donuts?

301
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,013
I didn't even bring a bra.

302
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,685
-Babygirl.

303
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,019
Babygirl's woman.

304
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,938
We weren't expecting you so soon.

305
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,399
I drove the Pacomobile all night.

306
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,733
Welcome home, Wynonna.

307
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,861
Oh, I still use these ribs on the regular.

308
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,030
My hero. -Oh.

309
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,031
The champion.

310
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,533
"Fucking Wynonna" is fine.

311
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,956
Whoa!

312
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,460
So you moved the kitchen.
-Mm-hmm.

313
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,837
That's smart.

314
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,423
And turned my bedroom
into a craft room, dumb.

315
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,884
But since you're renovating,
I'd also redo the stairs.

316
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,094
Oh, shut your mouth.

317
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,847
When did Karen from
Planet Hobby Lobby move in?

318
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,684
Is that a homophobic typo?

319
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,311
Oh, that's why we got it free.

320
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,938
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.

321
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,733
Speaking of reclaimed wood.

322
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,816
Where's Doc?

323
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,986
Where's all my stuff?

324
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,947
Do you mean your weed?

325
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,158
No.

326
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,328
We donated it to the orphanage.

327
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,663
Those kids
are gonna get fucked up.

328
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,415
Look at all this stuff.

329
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,125
More BBD gak,

330
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,711
enough googly eyes to choke
an unlicensed daycare,

331
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,005
an honest-to-fucking loom!

332
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,966
Jesus, Haught, you should
be keeping my sister busier.

333
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,469
Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.

334
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,429
Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel.

335
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,848
Hey, it's your turn to
clean the baseboards,

336
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:24,992
whatever that means in gay.

337
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,059
Uh.

338
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,020
Let me guess. Box of condoms.

339
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,314
Bup-pup-pup-pa pa!

340
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,902
That is the Elchur-Minifical
Box of Containment!

341
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,907
I can barely contain how jazzed I am

342
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,785
that my box has to sleep in the barn.

343
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,871
After Mercedes' wake.

344
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,252
How bad was it?

345
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,672
Uh, let's just say there's
not gonna be an open casket.

346
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,173
So, demons.

347
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,716
We don't know that.

348
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,135
Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits

349
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,471
was used to spell out our last name.

350
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,057
So unless some enterprising coyote

351
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,451
has taught themselves how to read,

352
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,270
then we need the Earp heir home.

353
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,938
Even if it's a trap?

354
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,107
Especially if it's a trap.

355
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,776
You both have five minutes
to get funeral fabulous.

356
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,236
Meet you by the demon limo.

357
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,948
The thing that did this is fucked.

358
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,325
What?

359
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,579
I just, I wish you would've talked to me

360
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:29,998
before you called her.

361
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,042
I don't need my wife's
permission to call my sister.

362
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,378
No, I...

363
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,840
What are you gonna wear?

364
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,093
I brought you two
coffees. With extra coffee.

365
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,346
Truce?

366
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,852
Wynonna, I...

367
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,574
Oh, I will be.

368
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,159
And you mis-spelled "trouble".

369
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,581
Hey, this is mid!

370
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,667
Almost forgot about
the Purgatory side-eye.

371
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,962
And Mercedes Gardiner
was more midriff than mid.

372
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,590
She would want this to
be a real panty-dropper.

373
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,924
Mwah!

374
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,344
Ooh, hi, baby! -Hi!

375
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,511
Let's get a drink.

376
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,889
You mean another drink? -Hey!

377
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,392
We spent hours trying to
figure out what did this.

378
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,687
And what flavour Pop-Tarts
goes best with a gin.

379
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,856
It's Frosted Strawberry.

380
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,902
Ladies? -You know what?

381
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,737
We had a lot of catching-up to do,

382
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,239
so we caught up with the catching.

383
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,368
Ah, yeah. You do you.

384
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,370
Be right back. -Baby!

385
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:57,502
Is it just me, or did
your wife get more uptight?

386
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,837
The town is finally thriving.

387
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,548
She just doesn't want things
to like.

388
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,425
Oh, because everyone here hates me?

389
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,260
Not the people that matter.

390
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,638
I did a helluva lot for these numpties.

391
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,682
I kept you safe from de- -Deez nuts!

392
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,018
Father Bertucci!

393
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,978
My sweet child.

394
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,605
Wynonna.

395
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,151
You piss in one font.

396
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,112
You did the best you could.

397
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,321
Whatever.

398
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,781
I'm here for her.

399
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,449
She died with her boots on.

400
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,660
Those things are hideous.

401
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,245
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.

402
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,746
Throttle down, Jasmine.

403
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,373
The body's not even cold.

404
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,083
The body's in several pieces.

405
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,293
Yeah, you know what that tells me?

406
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,545
She fought like fuck.

407
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,964
Mercedes went down swinging.

408
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,924
She was a crazy, awesome bitch.

409
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,969
Mercedes thought she was such
hot shit since high school.

410
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,762
Yeah, takes shit to know shit.

411
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,046
Are you saying you're shit?

412
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,432
Don't twist her words!

413
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,809
I wasn't there for much of high school.

414
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,186
I left to major in Jello shots and juvie.

415
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,106
Got exiled to the Hanly
Home for Girls first.

416
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,941
We got up to some wild
there, eh, Wynonna?

417
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,444
I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree.

418
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:05,820
It's all a bit hazy.

419
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,114
The three of us and Penny Kessley.

420
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,534
We were kinda mean to you.

421
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,077
It was a long time ago.

422
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,203
Where is Penny?

423
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,039
Ah, probably couldn't get a sitter.

424
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,417
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.

425
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,336
Wynonna's got a great system
for dealing with bad dads.

426
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,714
Claim it was demons and
shoot them in the back.

427
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,924
-After you.

428
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,302
Now someone's 'bout to
get punched in the front.

429
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:30,385
'Sup?

430
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,847
So, Wynonna's home.

431
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,726
Oh, yeah. She always knew
how to make an entrance.

432
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,561
Oh, you sound jealous.

433
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,439
Well, come on, she's wild, I'm mild.

434
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,565
It works.

435
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,860
Yeah. Friendships are like that.

436
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,072
Mercedes could barely
keep up with this rizz.

437
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,243
I- I got your text.

438
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,078
Though I don't really understand what

439
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,748
pineapple-pineapple-robot
emoji means.

440
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,209
Well, it means I got a broken wing,

441
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,294
and I don't text good.

442
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,881
I'm just glad you're okay.

443
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:09,258
I don't feel okay.

444
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,221
I don't remember much, including
what the perp looked like,

445
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,597
so don't bother asking me.

446
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,598
Are you kidding?

447
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,433
It's a miracle you're even upright.

448
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:20,061
They gave you enough
drugs to knock out Iowa.

449
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,772
Mm-hmm. Opiates don't
work on me anymore.

450
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,066
I passed 17 kidney stones in four years.

451
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,863
It's chilly out. It's a cold front rolling in.

452
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,535
There's rum punch, and
they got the game on.

453
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,330
Can't quite bring myself to go in there.

454
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,541
Hey, hey.

455
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,961
None of this is your fault.

456
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,257
20 years ago, I would've
gotten to the truck faster,

457
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,968
I would've had that
shotgun in the hut with me!

458
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,346
Younger me might have saved her.

459
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,589
Yeah, well, a younger you
wouldn't have been friends

460
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,058
with the likes of Mercedes.

461
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,102
That counts.

462
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:08,734
Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone

463
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,028
in a long time in this way.

464
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,323
I got it covered. Alright?

465
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,909
I've been telling everyone
it was an animal attack.

466
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,703
Ah, careful.

467
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,247
Careful, Sheriff Haught.

468
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,666
I lied to everybody for 30 years

469
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,585
about what goes on around here.

470
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,169
To keep them safe.

471
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:30,881
I was scared.

472
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,302
Don't be like me.

473
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:38,472
Don't confuse protecting
people with deciding for 'em.

474
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,725
This is just a, it's a blip.

475
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,686
Whatever happens next, I can handle it.

476
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,773
Go home, you numpty!

477
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,193
You better start with the sinner sisters.

478
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,364
Get her, sis! -Reagan!

479
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,491
Wasn't me!

480
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:01,287
Keep my sister's name
out of your viper mouth!

481
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,247
She went from Pop-Tarts
to poppin' tarts.

482
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,458
Okay, that is enough!

483
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,585
I can take the littlest lesbian!

484
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,087
She's bisexual, you muppet!

485
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:12,006
I actually identify as pansexual now.

486
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,466
Aw, babygirl, your journey!

487
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,509
God, you stupid Earps!

488
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,678
You both are going home right now!

489
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,971
I'm calling you a cab!

490
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,723
Shotgun! -Hey, no way!

491
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,224
I get car sick in the back!

492
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,477
Oh, but don't worry,
I'm gonna be up all night

493
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,273
filing a report on why there
was a battle royale at a wake.

494
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,068
Just as Mercedes would have wanted.

495
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,527
Duh! -Wynonna.

496
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:34,904
Your mum's mad, dude.

497
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,448
No way, she loves paperwork.

498
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,325
And I love her!

499
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,786
-Okay. Get out!

500
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:50,294
Don't worry, everybody.
It's all uphill from here.

501
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:51,503
Whoa!

502
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,727
Ahem.

503
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:07,937
Oh, I'm.

504
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,940
Working after hours,

505
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,858
all by your lonesome.

506
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,778
That's Nedley's lucky bandana.

507
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,656
He certainly was luckier than, uh,

508
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,535
Mercedes.

509
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,663
Hands up! Now!

510
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,123
Or what?

511
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,874
Or I blow them off your wrists.

512
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,969
I'm the Sheriff of Purgatory.

513
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,638
Well, you're a lot more
than that, Nicole Haught.

514
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:45,891
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.

515
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,659
What do you want with Wynonna?

516
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:07,621
Mm, revenge, payback,
the whole Moby Dick.

517
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:08,998
Well, you certainly seem like

518
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,499
a dick alright. -Okay, okay,

519
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,543
we can trade quips later.

520
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,503
Right now, I need the first

521
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,297
of three precious things from you.

522
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,840
Number one, your wedding ring.

523
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,679
Over my dead body.

524
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:29,769
Get out of my head.

525
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,621
Aw!

526
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,125
What do you want?

527
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:56,712
Doesn't anyone listen around here?

528
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,260
Your ring

529
00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:05,846
and revenge.

530
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:20,861
Revenge is overrated. I should know.

531
00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:21,862
Doc.

532
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,993
And that's my cue.

533
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:31,914
Next stop, Wynonna's teen trauma.

534
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:36,001
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak!

535
00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:44,009
And that was confusin'.

536
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:47,221
And painful.

537
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,640
I saw the light on,

538
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,934
and I knew the best lawman
that Purgatory's ever known

539
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,853
was burning the midnight candle.

540
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,438
Or fighting a particularly comely demon.

541
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,983
Yeah well, it was either her
or the Earp Sisters.

542
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,860
They're also on my shit list.

543
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:02,361
So, business as usual.

544
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,114
This one feels personal.

545
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,040
I haven't
been that drunk in ages.

546
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:17,001
It was long overdue.

547
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,878
Like a lot of things.

548
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,986
But these blankets smell like horse.

549
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,883
When's the last time you washed 'em?

550
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:26,719
I'm pretty sure that's
your old leather jacket.

551
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,802
More whisky?

552
00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:29,305
No, I'm good.

553
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,764
But you're better bad.

554
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:32,433
Mm, bad influence.

555
00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:36,770
Nicole'll be fine. Oh!

556
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,231
Kinda thought she'd
be more jazzed to see me.

557
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,320
Wynonna Earp, feelin'
guilty and turning down hooch?

558
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,571
Doc's got you tamed.

559
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:51,201
If anything, Doc thinks I'm a lot.

560
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,203
There's no way.

561
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:54,538
I don't know.

562
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,541
He keeps disappearing
for hours at a time.

563
00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:00,203
I mean, we're still the best.

564
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,464
We're still the best when
we're fighting or fucking.

565
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:04,547
Roger that.

566
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,344
But when we have to
stop running and talk,

567
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,263
it's just never been our strong suit.

568
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,975
We're saving up to buy a place.

569
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,729
Alice is five now.

570
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,732
A little kid could use a mum.

571
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,776
But she has one, Aunt Gus.

572
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,736
You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.

573
00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:30,908
I am happy, knowing
my daughter is safe.

574
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:32,733
Can't even keep my baby sister

575
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,787
from getting jumped by
some group-home skanks.

576
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,122
How would Doc and I protect a kid?

577
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,208
With your whole heart.

578
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,712
You have to tell your
person how you feel.

579
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,422
You first.

580
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,716
What? What is that supposed to mean?

581
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,597
You've been working police dispatch.

582
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,848
Yes.

583
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,392
And Chrissy's coffee bar,

584
00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:59,436
volunteering at the old folks home.

585
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,897
With the occasional shift at the cat cafe.

586
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,857
Though tending pussy's more of a hobby.

587
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,211
Don't change the subject with
a hilarious, off-color joke.

588
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,779
That's my move.

589
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,281
You've also developed a
crippling craft addiction

590
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:13,742
that has robbed me of a bedroom.

591
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:15,244
Now who's running in place?

592
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,087
What else am I supposed
to do around here?

593
00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,123
Literally anything you want.

594
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,333
Jeremy has been calling.

595
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,712
He wants me to join him overseas,

596
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,006
restructure the Black Badge Division.

597
00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:29,883
That's your future right there, babygirl.

598
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:31,927
I, I can't leave Nicole.

599
00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:33,637
Leaving doesn't mean forever.

600
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,556
I'm puddin' proof of that, baby.

601
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:40,644
Nicole's no stranger to
ambition, and she's not selfish.

602
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,938
Gingerdread can take care of herself.

603
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:48,569
Little help?

604
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:51,530
She took your ring?

605
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,531
Your wedding ring?

606
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,074
Baby, it's just a broken finger.

607
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:56,952
She broke your finger? I love that finger!

608
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:59,222
You're gonna have to get
creative with your sex lives.

609
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,415
Park their melting moments for a spell.

610
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,958
Switch to toes for a few weeks.

611
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:06,503
It's not the primary digit for that.

612
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,130
Digit get a look at this asshole?

613
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,550
Big blond mane, fit, tentacle powers.

614
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,676
She is hard to miss.

615
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,927
But you did miss?

616
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:17,222
No, I aimed true. My bullets did nothin'.

617
00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:18,223
So, a demon.

618
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:20,809
A demon who would've killed me
if Doc hadn't shown up.

619
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,395
It is the ideal finger to
lose, if you had to choose.

620
00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:25,189
I did not get to choose.

621
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,816
Well, it sounds like
Octobussy will be easy to find.

622
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,569
Most people think the
pinkie finger is superfluous,

623
00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,823
But you need it, yeah, for balance.

624
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,540
It sounds wrong to say
this exactly right now,

625
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:43,707
but I've missed this.

626
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,043
The batshittery of our lives.

627
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,796
The batshittery of you girls.

628
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:54,384
Well, it feels less like a
reunion and more like a reboot.

629
00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,262
Well, I'd like to reboot
this demon in her cooch.

630
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,640
She's gathering items.
My ring was just the first.

631
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,892
She said she needs
three precious things.

632
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,269
Wynonna, she called you
Dawson's Freak.

633
00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:06,229
What did you say?

634
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:10,651
And I did manage to
swipe this off her wrist.

635
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,112
It's a friendship bracelet
with Waverly's name on it.

636
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:15,364
My name, but not my bracelet.

637
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:18,075
When I was six years old, I made it.

638
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,158
For me.

639
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,167
Hang on. I got it.

640
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:29,711
Oh, not you, Henry. We're talkin'.

641
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,507
Aw, Jerusalem's crickets.

642
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,884
It was 20 years ago, the
day I lost this bracelet.

643
00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:38,929
I was 15 years old, living
in a shitty group home,

644
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,848
Hanly's Wayward Girls,

645
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:42,766
and I was so determined to show them.

646
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,017
Them, who?

647
00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:45,853
The other Dawson's Freaks.

648
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,312
That's what we called ourselves.

649
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:53,443
Holy shit.

650
00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:54,820
Seriously, Wynonna.

651
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,656
This place is even
creepier than I imagined.

652
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,449
No wonder you're so fucking weird.

653
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,535
Stop pooping in your low-rise jeans.

654
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,996
If you're that scared, we can jet.

655
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,747
I'm bored and I'm cold.

656
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,625
I thought we'd at least do it
inside the murder house.

657
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,961
It's not a murder house.
It's a murder home.

658
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,171
Cute.

659
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,381
Wyatt Earp took this lasso

660
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:17,050
from the Old West Sheriff
who put a curse on him,

661
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,719
the demon Clootie.

662
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,804
My clootie is itchy.

663
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,891
And ammolite is the Hell mineral.

664
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,977
Bedrock surrounding the
homestead is loaded with it.

665
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,312
This is a load, alright.

666
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,938
Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree.

667
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,523
You all wanted me to prove it.

668
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,527
That this land, my family,
the curse, that it's all real.

669
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,779
Alright, keep your tampon in.

670
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,741
It has to be now. Today's
the only day we can do it.

671
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,159
Thursday?

672
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,578
Time of the Hunger Moon.

673
00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:45,954
That's so not a thing.

674
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,498
The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi.

675
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,876
When the veil between
Earth and the underworld

676
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:51,959
is at its thinnest.

677
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,963
When all your energy turns to survival.

678
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,089
Sure, Wynonna.

679
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,677
So is this really
where you shot your dad?

680
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:02,679
I was aiming for the
ghouls who grabbed him!

681
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,391
But yeah.

682
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:10,395
You actually believe
demons did it, don't you?

683
00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:13,190
They've been coming for
me and my own my whole life!

684
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:17,945
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.

685
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,740
In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp!

686
00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:36,213
It's the cops! We gotta bail!

687
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,382
Wait, my bracelet! My
baby sister made me that!

688
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,841
Who cares? We're busted.

689
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,986
Okay, come outta
there with your hands up!

690
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,513
You're all under arrest for trespassing!

691
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,933
And that was it for me from thereon out.

692
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,311
It was all mental institutions
and juvie till I turned 18.

693
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:53,188
Now it turns out that
wasn't my only fuck-up.

694
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,148
We must have conjured
up a demon after all.

695
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,567
What? Okay, so what's it
doing here 20 years later?

696
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,361
The Hunger Moon is in two days.

697
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,781
We've got everything
this demon wants right here.

698
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,491
On the homestead?
-No. Of course not.

699
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,451
The demons can't get past
the ammolite bedrock.

700
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:07,703
Yeah, well, guess what?

701
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,097
This bitch doesn't play by the rules.

702
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:11,248
She wants some second magical item.

703
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,000
Babybrainygirl can figure out what it is.

704
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,435
It's gotta be somewhere in Purgatory.

705
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,920
No, no, no. You're not gonna
use my town as bait.

706
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:18,213
Or my wife. -Why?

707
00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:19,337
'Cause you're the only one

708
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,008
who gets to keep Waverly on the hook?

709
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:22,426
What's that supposed to mean?

710
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,969
Despite the circumstances,

711
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,430
I am simply delighted to see you.

712
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,390
And your new hairdo is so fetching.

713
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:32,102
That is for whoring and gambling

714
00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:33,854
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.

715
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:37,941
Most evenings I simply
walk. I do some birdwatching.

716
00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:40,819
But you must see the fresh
fire in Wynonna's eyes,

717
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:41,945
in the face of all this.

718
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:47,117
Two years ago, she ran away
with me, expecting a circus.

719
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,995
So I must feign to let the
tiger out now and then.

720
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,415
The woman I love's

721
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,085
she's addicted to calamity.

722
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,921
-She does get easily bored.

723
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,967
Yeah, well, the last thing
that I want is Wynonna Earp

724
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:05,093
to get bored of me.

725
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:07,971
But you've changed.

726
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:09,973
Change is natural.

727
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,809
So why should it feel like a betrayal?

728
00:39:14,478 --> 00:39:16,730
Is that Megan Thee Stallion?

729
00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,774
Well, she's so good.

730
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,418
You know, the first time I pressed play,

731
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,736
I was expecting something different.

732
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:25,405
Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring.

733
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:28,533
I will never tire

734
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:31,161
of loving the wildest stallion of them all.

735
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:34,289
Mustang. Stallions are boys.

736
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,874
Waverly Earp, are you attempting

737
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:37,584
to school me on the ponies?

738
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,003
I mean,

739
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,964
even though he's been dead
to the world for centuries,

740
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,550
you still have to play Doc Holliday,

741
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,969
instead of just being Henry.

742
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,971
You could try not being a dick.

743
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,516
But I wouldn't bet on it.

744
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:57,145
You can't protect this place or Waverly

745
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,939
by making them smaller.

746
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,582
Well, and you can't just show up here

747
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,025
and destroy everything we've built

748
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:05,237
because you seanced a little
too hard when you were 15.

749
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,280
If you really wanted to secure Purgatory,

750
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,990
you'd tell them we're
under demon attack.

751
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,301
I'm not gonna tell a bunch of people

752
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,344
to stop living their lives

753
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,495
just 'cause I can't keep
some fentanyl creeping in.

754
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,014
Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?

755
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,706
At least fentanyl takes away your pain.

756
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:22,087
Wynonna, I would literally kill for you,

757
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,880
but the chaos that you bring.

758
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,274
Waverly could use a little chaos

759
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,551
if it means a chance
to spread her wings!

760
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,803
She needs more than
hot sex and crochet!

761
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:32,097
Lately, she can hardly
hold back her more,

762
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,182
especially when she is stressed out!

763
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,285
I mean, and nothing stresses
her out more than her.

764
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:37,894
Wasted potential? -Big sister!

765
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:46,361
You should have a little
more faith in me and your wife.

766
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:51,741
God forbid Wynonna Earp
doesn't get what she wants!

767
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,952
Yeah, like for you to pull
that judgement stick

768
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,035
out of your a.

769
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,831
Ladies. We have company.

770
00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,040
Not this guac of shit.

771
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,042
Oh! Did you bring me my points card?

772
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,461
I ate your chalupa.

773
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,422
May I introduce- -Agent Lafferty.

774
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:06,965
Agent?

775
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,484
I was undercover at the Daisy Casino,

776
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,386
trying to bag the big boss,
when you and Wynonna...

777
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,848
Though I'm not sure how
you got the drop on Paco,

778
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:16,600
given he was a- -Asshole?

779
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:17,726
A demon.

780
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,521
I mean, that seems pretty far-fetched.

781
00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:22,874
You know what? You can drop the act.

782
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:23,898
I'm one of you.

783
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:27,735
Black Badge.

784
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,073
-It's a cross-border task force

785
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,617
that investigates the paranormal.

786
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,120
Yeah. -Chief Chetri recruited me

787
00:41:37,204 --> 00:41:39,581
after he heard I encountered
your work in Tombstone.

788
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,892
Wants me to keep an eye on you.

789
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,335
Jeremy told you to
follow us to Purgatory?

790
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:47,005
Oh, I figured out where you
went when I cased your hotel.

791
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,798
Found your little note to Doc.

792
00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:49,883
That was private!

793
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,010
You mis-spelled "trouble".

794
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,093
And that's judgy.

795
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,185
I'd like answers.

796
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,370
Well, I'd like to be back

797
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,271
in the middle of a threesome in Chicago.

798
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:06,233
I'll repeat to you now
what I said to Doc then.

799
00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,359
Sheath your piece!

800
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,860
It's not a shooting contest!

801
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,673
Come on! -We just fixed the beams!

802
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:13,907
Calm your casino tits.

803
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,368
This is serious! You're
acting like children!

804
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:19,996
I'm tired of busting cut-rate
mobsters on misdemeanours.

805
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,415
And I'm tired of pretending
I didn't see something

806
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,834
with red eyes and wings
attack my little brother

807
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,170
while we were hiking
up Humphrey's Peak.

808
00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:34,177
I'm hungry. And I wanna be
a part of something bigger.

809
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:39,975
Regardless...

810
00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:42,561
Three Rs?

811
00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:46,064
Two. -Fuck.

812
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,776
We don't need any outside help.

813
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,320
We need all the help we can get.

814
00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:53,548
This thing is built different.

815
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:54,614
And so am I.

816
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,533
We need guns.
-We've got Peacemaker.

817
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,451
Wynonna, you didn't see her.

818
00:42:58,535 --> 00:42:59,703
She hasn't seen me!

819
00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:00,786
Okay, enough!

820
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:04,457
Nicole just lost my third favourite finger.

821
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:07,252
And with Jerbear gone, Mercedes dead,

822
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,838
Nedley out of commission.

823
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,923
Seems like you're running out of allies.

824
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:20,431
Fine.

825
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:22,808
But.

826
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,980
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock-y.

827
00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:30,400
Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty.

828
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:31,526
Happy to be here.

829
00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:33,862
This is just a try-out.

830
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,283
And this is the plan.

831
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,246
I will case the Hanly Home
for Wayward Girls for clues.

832
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,374
Nicole and Waverly will stay
where they're safe: Right here.

833
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,334
Hey!

834
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:48,978
You need to
research what we conjured up

835
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,295
and what this ring wraith wants,

836
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,130
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.

837
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,716
Meanwhile, the boys will dig up

838
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,761
the totally unnecessary stash
of old Black Badge weapons,

839
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:58,887
just in case.

840
00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:01,598
I hid the munitions out here

841
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,309
after I liberated them from an old friend.

842
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,519
He too

843
00:44:08,063 --> 00:44:09,314
was from Arizona.

844
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:12,651
One man's trash is another man's TNT.

845
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:16,029
The Ballad of Holliday's
Gold. I'd watch that movie.

846
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:18,490
Alas, this is not a film.

847
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:20,784
Alright.

848
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:24,079
M-240 Bravos, scalable
hand grenades.

849
00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:27,832
Ooh! Boy howdy.

850
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:30,960
Desert Eagle in onyx
with a holographic sight.

851
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,345
Not too shabby.

852
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,305
Aw, better than that.

853
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,391
C'mon, Holliday.

854
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,018
When's the last time you
proved your mettle, huh?

855
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:52,065
Might be best to test
the floor before the war,

856
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,358
as Wynonna would say.

857
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:56,152
That girl's always in your head.

858
00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:57,445
And my heart.

859
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:04,244
Do you need to stretch
first? Maybe a baby aspirin?

860
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:05,745
Well, you know what they say.

861
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,332
Age before beauty.

862
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:12,627
As I have both, I went first.

863
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:15,255
Oh.

864
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,423
Well, I looked her up.

865
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:19,384
She's got a criminal record
longer than a CVS receipt.

866
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:22,971
She can hold her liquor,
though not her temper.

867
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,600
You aim to put a spoke in my tyre

868
00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:30,353
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.

869
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,611
I'm just trying to understand
how that particular ancestor

870
00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:40,697
became the honourable
Wyatt Earp's chosen heir.

871
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,657
Honourable.

872
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,452
When you are the last man standing,

873
00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:46,953
you get to write your own story

874
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:48,747
in whatever fashion you desire.

875
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,419
Including manifesting self-glory.

876
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:56,087
And when it comes to true heroes,

877
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,631
Wynonna is the most
genuine I have ever known.

878
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,385
And what does that make you?

879
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:05,889
A lover. A father.

880
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:07,932
A man out of time.

881
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,358
And apparently

882
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,444
the loser.

883
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,309
Fuck all the way off, Penny!

884
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:57,273
Oh, yeah, that's gonna show 'em.

885
00:46:57,357 --> 00:47:00,985
And, uh, you owe me a
quarter for the swear jar.

886
00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:02,445
They never stop!

887
00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,322
Look, Wynonna.

888
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,783
You pulled some pretty
stupid stuff out there.

889
00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:08,586
I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser

890
00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,620
on top of the high school.

891
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:11,913
That's

892
00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,291
fun and gifted.

893
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,543
That's debatable.

894
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,879
It's your behaviour in here that's my job.

895
00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:23,550
That's my responsibility, so here.

896
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,971
"Heel Thyself: Maybe It's You"?

897
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:32,350
There are worse things than
toning it down to fit in.

898
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,270
They call me "Murderer".

899
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:37,646
Aren't you?

900
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,400
Look, you, you're picking all these fights

901
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,651
that you can't win,

902
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,736
you're one strike away
from getting sent upstate.

903
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,840
But, I don't know, maybe
that's something that you want?

904
00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:47,574
Maybe you feel like
you don't have a home

905
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:48,658
that you can go back to?

906
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,034
You don't know me.

907
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:52,871
I know that you should be
concentrating on one thing:

908
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:55,039
Getting out of this crab bucket.

909
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:58,167
"Hanly Group Home,
now with extra STDs."

910
00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,587
No, it's an allegory.

911
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,922
When a crab tries to
climb out of the bucket,

912
00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:05,466
the others pull it back down.

913
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:06,634
A place like this

914
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,761
can feel like nobody
is allowed to succeed,

915
00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:11,222
but, Wynonna, you could.

916
00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:14,434
If you were just a little bit less,

917
00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:16,686
you could get a lot more.

918
00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:18,897
Is that supposed to inspire me?

919
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,692
You're still working at the
same group home you grew up in,

920
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,404
lording your power over a
tiny group of teen girls.

921
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,114
No-one's more stuck here than you!

922
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,717
Okay, well I'm just trying to help you

923
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,410
so that you can stop being
selfish and you can help her!

924
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,749
Leave my sister out of this.

925
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,135
I would if I could.

926
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,665
"You were right. You can't save her."

927
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:23,002
Doc, get back to the homestead
now! We've been played!

928
00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:28,925
I've got Mexican hot cocoa

929
00:49:29,008 --> 00:49:32,053
with extra marshmallows
and chilli powder.

930
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,847
Shelf it, Haught. I know
when I'm being managed.

931
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:39,143
Haught? Uh-oh.

932
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:41,896
I could've helped.

933
00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:45,900
We are helping, Earp.

934
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:47,694
In the way that you do best.

935
00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:51,925
What if I'm itching to try something

936
00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,200
I'm not already the best at?

937
00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,577
Something that's new?

938
00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:00,248
Another reno? Running for local office?

939
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:05,128
Or the... "K" word?

940
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:06,878
Kite-surfing?

941
00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:09,674
Oh...

942
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,468
Kids.

943
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,513
Look, Nicole

944
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,441
Is that her?

945
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,151
Oh, hey, girl.

946
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:29,736
Just thought I'd

947
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:32,447
pop by.

948
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,699
Demons can't cross
the ammolite bedrock.

949
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,784
Mm. I mostly do what I want.

950
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,036
We need to get our guns.

951
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:39,120
We don't have time.

952
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,998
Time has not been kind to you, sweetie.

953
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:45,126
You used to be so bright, so full of life.

954
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,210
Shut up.

955
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:47,754
You know, we met once

956
00:50:47,837 --> 00:50:50,131
when you were just the
kid sister to Wynonna.

957
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,591
Talk about a glow-down.

958
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:52,884
This is our land!

959
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,011
And you are stuck on it,

960
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:58,556
day in and day out,
reduced to somebody's wife.

961
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,017
You don't know shit, shit ticket.

962
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,685
She's trying to get in your head.

963
00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:05,229
You've got a lot of darkness inside of you

964
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:06,898
for a B cup.

965
00:51:09,609 --> 00:51:13,946
You've had power before.
Do you want another taste?

966
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,407
<i>And in return you will help me.</i>

967
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:19,535
Get the fuck out of here!

968
00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:22,455
Not before I get what I came for!

969
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:23,915
Hey, Waverly!

970
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,460
I'll trade you for it!

971
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,172
<i>Bring it to me.</i>

972
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,132
<i>You cannot defeat me!</i>

973
00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:35,885
We can't defeat her. We must comply.

974
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,988
Come on, baby. I know you
didn't just fucking say that.

975
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:39,430
Ow!

976
00:51:39,514 --> 00:51:41,390
We cannot undo
what has been promised.

977
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,184
We must all submit to our destinies.

978
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,770
Woman, you've never
submitted a day in your life!

979
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,485
Well, let's give it a try.

980
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:54,362
Oh, look at that! It worked!

981
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:57,198
Whoa, ranger! Okay-
-<i>The bracelet.</i>

982
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:58,950
<i>The other bracelet.</i>

983
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,827
I shall find what is cherished.

984
00:52:01,536 --> 00:52:03,412
You better be looking for a Xanax!

985
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:10,962
<i>Bring it to me.</i>

986
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:15,091
She shall receive my mercy
or we shall feel her wrath.

987
00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:18,970
You need to stop, or I'll stop you!

988
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:27,436
Baby, if you love me,
you will... stop... me!

989
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:32,066
Grace shall be delivered
through fire if necessary.

990
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:34,527
<i>Good girl. I knew you were more.</i>

991
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,494
Fuck!

992
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,107
No mortal can cage me.

993
00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,151
We just re-hinged that door!

994
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:17,570
The affairs of men are
no longer my concern.

995
00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:19,405
I agree with you there.

996
00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:20,488
You dare to defy me?

997
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,326
It's called love, woman!

998
00:53:23,993 --> 00:53:26,537
That which is precious and personal.

999
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,539
You made two of those bracelets.

1000
00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:30,374
One for Wynonna and one for you.

1001
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,602
<i>The precious second!</i>

1002
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:33,386
I shall give my
mistress what she demands.

1003
00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:35,463
<i>Give me the vow.</i>
-The other vow.

1004
00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,299
Nicole! Do it!

1005
00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:40,635
Aw!

1006
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,470
Okay. You wanna trade platitudes?

1007
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,180
Try this... -No!

1008
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,642
Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down!

1009
00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:51,187
Oops. -Waverly!

1010
00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:53,648
Waves, are you okay?

1011
00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,567
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1012
00:53:58,027 --> 00:53:59,070
Did I hurt your finger?

1013
00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:00,153
No.

1014
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,325
I think Mina got what she came for.

1015
00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:06,911
Baby, who's Mina?

1016
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,089
You!

1017
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:26,138
You haven't aged a day, Mina.

1018
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,224
Blood of a thousand virgins?

1019
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,102
So sweet of you to remember me.

1020
00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:33,104
20 years in Hell,

1021
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,231
people don't exactly
send Christmas cards.

1022
00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,526
You went to Hell? How?

1023
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:41,696
Another innocent victim
of the Earp river of shit.

1024
00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,406
You stopped being innocent

1025
00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:45,509
when you slaughtered my
friend and hobbled my Nedley.

1026
00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:48,119
Mm. Well, I didn't have your email.

1027
00:54:49,662 --> 00:54:50,663
What do you want?

1028
00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:52,039
To make you suffer.

1029
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,126
Did you hurt my sister?

1030
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:58,921
Oh, um, not as much as her wife did.

1031
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,972
And it is not fire and
brimstone down there, Wynonna.

1032
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:11,934
It is cold and dark and mean!

1033
00:55:12,727 --> 00:55:14,812
Mean like the demons
that I cut a deal with

1034
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,648
to come and fuck with you!

1035
00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:20,609
You weren't even at the seance.

1036
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,236
I was only 15!

1037
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,324
Oh, then, now, young, old.

1038
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:27,867
This is what happens

1039
00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,786
to everyone who cares
about you, Wynonna.

1040
00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:32,413
You never cared about me.

1041
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:35,166
They get torn to pieces.

1042
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:37,793
And that is what the hounds of Hell

1043
00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:40,087
are gonna do to the three people

1044
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,423
that you care about the most,

1045
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,968
Waverly and Nicole

1046
00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:49,180
and, oh!

1047
00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:54,852
Your daughter is the heir apparent.

1048
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,229
I'm barely her parent.

1049
00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:00,566
Keep this between you and me.

1050
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:01,692
Kill me.

1051
00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:03,986
No.

1052
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:09,200
I'm gonna torture you,
just like you tortured me

1053
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:12,286
and all the other demons
that you sent to their doom!

1054
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:13,829
Please! -Yes!

1055
00:56:13,913 --> 00:56:17,792
Please realise that you are helpless

1056
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:21,629
to save anyone who has
ever believed in you!

1057
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,550
When Alice is in the belly of my beasts,

1058
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:31,222
Well, Doc's not even gonna
be able to look at you.

1059
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,848
And all you're gonna do

1060
00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:38,813
is watch.

1061
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:43,275
See you in Hell, Wynonna.

1062
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,699
Mina Starratt ran the
Hanly Group Home for Girls.

1063
00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,243
She was an orphan.

1064
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:55,538
She was a resident there herself
until she aged out at 18.

1065
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,331
Sounds like a real peach.

1066
00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:00,334
I thought she was my
friend, my only friend there.

1067
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,795
Now I wonder if she was just
trying to keep me small.

1068
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,547
Yeah, well, good fucking luck.

1069
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:06,340
But Mina was human.

1070
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:07,758
Now she ain't.

1071
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:10,469
She wasn't at the seance.
She wasn't even the target.

1072
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,266
Sometimes the devil claims his own.

1073
00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:17,852
Whatever Mina used to be,

1074
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,438
she's the thing trying to hurt us now.

1075
00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:23,774
She said she was in literal Hell.

1076
00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:25,901
And has the power
to summon its hounds?

1077
00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:29,530
The Urcon, or bone gnawers.

1078
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:31,615
Yeah, they're more than
just a cute nickname.

1079
00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:33,659
How hard is it to murk the Urc?

1080
00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,494
According to French texts,

1081
00:57:35,578 --> 00:57:38,164
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts,

1082
00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:42,334
only able to cross the veil
to Earth one day a year.

1083
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,919
February's Hunger Moon.

1084
00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:47,423
I do hate a dark hawk morning.

1085
00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,341
If given a piece of their target,

1086
00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:50,843
say, a personal artefact,

1087
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:54,472
like a ring or a friendship bracelet, or.

1088
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:55,723
A lock of a child's hair.

1089
00:57:57,850 --> 00:58:00,603
The Urcon will front a rabid attack.

1090
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,397
An attack that won't stop until,

1091
00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,984
ils n'arreteront jamais de chasser.

1092
00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,570
They will never stop hunting.

1093
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:12,740
Ne renonceront jamais
a I'appel des odeurs.

1094
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,617
Never give up the scent.

1095
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,870
Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent
de la chair de leur proie.

1096
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:21,665
Until they feast on the
flesh of their mark.

1097
00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,688
But you guys have fought
things like this before.

1098
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,005
No, not like this.

1099
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,842
Okay, well, this is a chance for our team

1100
00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:33,427
to impress the top brass.

1101
00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:35,012
I'm starting to wonder

1102
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,431
if you got more brass up top than brains.

1103
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:40,017
No, he's part right.

1104
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,978
All we've gotta do is hold off
the monster mutts long enough

1105
00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:46,398
for the Earp heir to take out their master.

1106
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,400
I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work,

1107
00:58:48,943 --> 00:58:49,944
for the same reason

1108
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,279
that Mina was able to
cross the fenceline.

1109
00:58:52,905 --> 00:58:53,905
Why not?

1110
00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,287
'Cause I made her.

1111
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,935
We haven't had the chance to talk,

1112
00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:27,022
you know, really talk, since Tombstone.

1113
00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:29,984
Alright, well, what'd you got?

1114
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,444
Pep talk about your
favourite madam's merkin?

1115
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:35,739
Lesson about the time Wyatt
took on 20 groundhogs at once?

1116
00:59:35,823 --> 00:59:37,074
I'll take it.

1117
00:59:40,286 --> 00:59:43,372
I cannot remember the last
time I seen you look so scared.

1118
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,044
I've grown too straight and
too wise for tall tales.

1119
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,510
Mina's had 20 years to
plan the perfect revenge.

1120
00:59:58,345 --> 00:59:59,638
I know first-hand

1121
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:03,726
what sitting in the dark
with nothing but thoughts

1122
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,936
of retribution can manifest.

1123
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:11,191
What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be.

1124
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:16,947
But it is nothing compared
to what love can do.

1125
01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:21,952
She's only five.

1126
01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:25,539
She never asked to be born an Earp.

1127
01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:33,297
Neither did you, and
you turned out alright.

1128
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:35,549
Took a while to get there.

1129
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:40,387
Whereas if I leave now, I
can be in Montana by noon.

1130
01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:41,471
No.

1131
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:45,100
We make our stand here, at
the source, or not at all.

1132
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,064
Besides, I've asked
you to run long enough.

1133
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,527
Alluring as you are,

1134
01:00:58,739 --> 01:01:01,575
I ain't never done a single
thing that I did not wanna do.

1135
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,956
I should have done what I wanted.

1136
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,627
I wanted to bring Alice home.

1137
01:01:13,045 --> 01:01:14,797
Our real home.

1138
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:18,634
Here, with us.

1139
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:26,767
There's a little spot,

1140
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,937
up on the ridge, overlooking the barn.

1141
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:34,108
When a Chinook blows
in, so do the clouds,

1142
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:35,234
right at your feet.

1143
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,363
We could build a little house.

1144
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:42,700
We could put up a swing set.

1145
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,539
Would that be enough for Doc Holliday?

1146
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,833
Doc Holliday died a long time ago.

1147
01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:56,714
But I think that Alice's father

1148
01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:00,634
could not want for a thing more.

1149
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,887
A pretty place to lay his head.

1150
01:02:05,806 --> 01:02:08,642
Long as his lady was by his side.

1151
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,157
I have to make one more goodbye.

1152
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,200
And I have to save who I can.

1153
01:02:25,284 --> 01:02:27,453
We ride at dawn. -I shall be there.

1154
01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:28,536
Well, dawn-ish.

1155
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,249
At least you got a backup loom.

1156
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,293
Dark possessed me
through the backup loom

1157
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,836
through the backup kiln.

1158
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,590
Rage goo was squirting
out of your eyeballs.

1159
01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:41,258
That's gotta sting.

1160
01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:42,341
Every time.

1161
01:02:44,762 --> 01:02:47,097
Any chance you can craft
us a way out of this?

1162
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:50,476
Gather up
the Black Badge gak.

1163
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,312
Maybe we can use it to battle
Mina and the Hell Hounds.

1164
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,314
Great band name, by the way.

1165
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,276
The Coober Pedy opal?

1166
01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:01,278
I think it's a fake. -Oh.

1167
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:07,284
Oh! Elchur-Minifical
Box of Containment?

1168
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,827
Uh, not sure that it can contain

1169
01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:10,954
a rabid case of damned Dalmatians,

1170
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:13,832
but I'll throw it on the pile.

1171
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,125
Oh, Waves.

1172
01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:20,589
Your custom crocheted
cheerleading cosplay!

1173
01:03:22,049 --> 01:03:25,219
I'm sorry, baby. I know how
hard you worked on this.

1174
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:26,929
Don't be sorry.

1175
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,865
I'd still be stomping
through the Kootenay range,

1176
01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:31,016
black-eyed and causing rockslides.

1177
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,727
You saved me.

1178
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:36,021
I held you back.

1179
01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:38,023
Thank God for that.

1180
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:39,607
No, I,

1181
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:42,861
I've, I've been

1182
01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:45,614
holding you back.

1183
01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:46,824
Hey.

1184
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:48,784
I love our life.

1185
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,995
Yeah, but you're still an Earp.

1186
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:54,957
Earps need adventure.

1187
01:03:57,251 --> 01:03:59,711
Jeremy thinks Black
Badge is compromised.

1188
01:04:01,463 --> 01:04:03,131
And he needs people he can trust.

1189
01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:07,177
He's currently stationed in Egypt.

1190
01:04:11,682 --> 01:04:14,810
Hey, we are golden.

1191
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:21,233
We could marriage long
distance for a little while.

1192
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:23,526
Really?

1193
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:27,698
A very little while? -Yeah.

1194
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,412
I wish I could be the one
to show you the world.

1195
01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:38,625
Tonight,

1196
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,712
there's no place I'd rather be

1197
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,424
than at home

1198
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:48,760
with my wife.

1199
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:54,308
# Something in our nature is
looking for a way to survive #

1200
01:04:56,810 --> 01:05:01,899
# Maybe it's a habit, maybe
it's a good way to hide #

1201
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:06,403
# I listen for a heartbeat #

1202
01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:10,574
# I listen for a love line #

1203
01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,286
# Can you hear my heart speak #

1204
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:19,041
# This is how we bring it back to life #

1205
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,085
# I listen for a heartbeat #

1206
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,007
# I need to apologise #

1207
01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:30,344
# Get so caught up in the concrete #

1208
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:35,390
# I forgot to look you in the eyes #

1209
01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:40,395
Thanks again for your help.

1210
01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:42,814
That's what we do. We're Black Badge.

1211
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,733
I'm more of a black hat.

1212
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:46,777
And well, sometimes I do this.

1213
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,533
Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting?

1214
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,327
That was just a game, son.

1215
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:58,455
So what, another test?
Hazing the new guy?

1216
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,833
Chief Chetri sent me!

1217
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:05,504
But Jeremy has not met
you. Or your ambition.

1218
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:09,341
You know, I've seen what
you crave, Agent Lafferty.

1219
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:10,926
It is glory at any cost,

1220
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:13,428
and that makes you hell-for-leather.

1221
01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:16,098
Don't do this, old man.

1222
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:22,688
Goodbye, kid.

1223
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,113
You're a hypocrite, Holliday.

1224
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,086
Hey, Daddy.

1225
01:06:47,004 --> 01:06:48,004
Willa.

1226
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:51,800
I should have been here more.

1227
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:58,223
Here lie two other Earp heirs.

1228
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:02,102
Two people I loved enormously.

1229
01:07:05,397 --> 01:07:06,982
I had to kill them myself.

1230
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,820
My whole life has been a boatload of,

1231
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:16,158
of mistakes and missteps,

1232
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:17,241
and it sucks,

1233
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:19,578
and I'm tired.

1234
01:07:21,163 --> 01:07:22,497
At least they get to rest.

1235
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,961
Yeah, well, you've had
more than your share.

1236
01:07:28,587 --> 01:07:31,256
Anyone else would have blown
their brains out years ago.

1237
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:34,259
Points for me, I guess.

1238
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,141
Well, you've had to do whatever it takes

1239
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,267
to live with it.

1240
01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:44,853
Except admit the truth.

1241
01:07:45,645 --> 01:07:47,647
Which is? -That you like it.

1242
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:49,858
The hunting. The killing.

1243
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,860
The choosing.

1244
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:56,782
After a lifetime of being
powerless and on the defensive,

1245
01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:58,366
you love being special.

1246
01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:03,222
What gives you the right to judge me?

1247
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,916
Oh, get real! These two sucked.

1248
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,210
Your sister was a
manipulative sociopath,

1249
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:09,795
your father was an abusive drunk.

1250
01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,797
Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.

1251
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,674
Your father, my boss.

1252
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,639
Best fisherman I ever met.

1253
01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,076
I guess that makes it okay.

1254
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,535
Here's the thing your asshole father

1255
01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:25,894
taught me about winning.

1256
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:28,230
History doesn't
remember who played fair

1257
01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:29,940
or who, who cheated.

1258
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,274
Or who had the right gear

1259
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,735
or whether you sabotaged
your competitors' lines.

1260
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:37,280
History only remembers who won.

1261
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:42,577
You know, I don't, I
don't know if I can win.

1262
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,496
She's a monster.

1263
01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:46,414
And you're not just an Earp heir.

1264
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,166
You're your father's daughter,

1265
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:51,128
and he was one mean son of a bitch.

1266
01:08:57,926 --> 01:08:58,926
You know, sometimes,

1267
01:08:58,969 --> 01:09:01,221
it's just about going where the fish are.

1268
01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:13,942
Hey, what's up? -Haught.

1269
01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:15,944
Get off my sister and get on Mapquest.

1270
01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,821
You're designating the field of play.

1271
01:09:19,114 --> 01:09:20,198
We're going to them.

1272
01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:22,659
Cutting it awfully close.

1273
01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:23,910
He'll be here.

1274
01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,664
Are we good?

1275
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,125
She's my sister and an Earp.

1276
01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,210
But for Mina to send
the hounds after you.

1277
01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:33,294
Is super flattering.

1278
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,589
I mean, I knew you were
obsessed with me, but come on!

1279
01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,191
I don't have a lot of people in my life

1280
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:39,301
willing to tell me when
I'm being a jackass.

1281
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:42,345
Yeah, well, they're
called friends, jackass.

1282
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,185
This town's lucky to have you.

1283
01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:52,397
And Waverly is lucky to have you, and.

1284
01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:57,903
I'm going to get you
your wedding ring back.

1285
01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,238
Yeah.

1286
01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:02,490
Hey, enough Hallmark moments.

1287
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:03,950
You're messin' with my blood lust.

1288
01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:16,129
Did I miss the hoedown?

1289
01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:17,648
Oh, that ho's going down.

1290
01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:19,591
It's not a party till you get here.

1291
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,384
Agent Lafferty?

1292
01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:22,636
Too personal.

1293
01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:25,180
I just felt like we should
keep it all in the family.

1294
01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:27,390
You sure you wanna
draw them to us here?

1295
01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,267
What's our strategic advantage?

1296
01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:30,518
Call it, Sheriff.

1297
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,646
Isolated locale. No civilians.

1298
01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:35,649
We've got multiple vantage
points and the high ground.

1299
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:38,693
Limited coverage for them means
maximum visibility for us.

1300
01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:41,655
We'll see the Hell
Hounds coming for miles.

1301
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:43,114
And they will come.

1302
01:10:43,198 --> 01:10:44,741
I want you two up top, out of reach.

1303
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:47,202
You're what they're targeting.
-We'll keep it kinetic.

1304
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,205
Doc, you and I will work the bottom.

1305
01:10:50,288 --> 01:10:51,414
That's my specialty.

1306
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,459
Way to keep it perty till the end.

1307
01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:00,840
Do you feel that?

1308
01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:02,968
The Hell Hounds. -Oh, crap.

1309
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,107
I thought you quit? -I'll quit tomorrow.

1310
01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:27,158
There's so many.

1311
01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:35,000
Oh, God.
These things are ugly!

1312
01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:52,183
They won't stay dead.

1313
01:11:52,267 --> 01:11:53,893
They will when I get Mina.

1314
01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:05,864
Where is Mina?

1315
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:07,574
Well, she's gotta be close by.

1316
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,703
Well, let's throw her a bone.

1317
01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,580
Whew! What a view!

1318
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,374
All this space!

1319
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,698
Maybe we should blow the craft
room out into a super spa.

1320
01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:19,878
Ooh! Hers-and-hers sinks.

1321
01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:21,129
Maybe a sauna.

1322
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:22,339
Clawfoot tub.

1323
01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,424
You know I love a soak.

1324
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:40,398
These dogs need obedience school.

1325
01:12:40,482 --> 01:12:43,234
Yeah. Where I should
be the headmaster.

1326
01:12:43,318 --> 01:12:44,318
Know why?

1327
01:12:45,737 --> 01:12:46,946
I have an inkling.

1328
01:13:10,095 --> 01:13:11,095
Doc!

1329
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:13,556
Fuck! -Piece of...

1330
01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,147
Doc! Doc!

1331
01:13:26,111 --> 01:13:27,362
Oh, I thought I'd lost you!

1332
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:30,739
Not today.

1333
01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:35,829
I believe we are pooched.

1334
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:39,749
Nedley.

1335
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,590
Who takes the dogs
out? Who, who, who, who?

1336
01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,717
Attaboy, Randy.

1337
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:52,387
Doc. Stay with him.

1338
01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:54,389
I'm gonna end this.

1339
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:01,895
Mina!

1340
01:14:03,148 --> 01:14:04,691
Where the fuck are you?

1341
01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:18,788
She's not coming here.

1342
01:14:19,706 --> 01:14:21,541
I need to go where the fish are.

1343
01:14:25,545 --> 01:14:27,356
Babe, you think you can
you hold them off long enough

1344
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,798
so I can get to Wynonna?

1345
01:14:28,882 --> 01:14:29,882
What is she doing?

1346
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:31,134
Something stupid.

1347
01:14:33,428 --> 01:14:34,596
It's about time.

1348
01:14:38,892 --> 01:14:41,478
You mongrels!

1349
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:45,857
Yee-haw!

1350
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,406
Hey, you know, you should know

1351
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,366
I just took out Satan's labradoodles

1352
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:56,451
and didn't even flinch.

1353
01:14:58,286 --> 01:14:59,996
Just drive, you ol' coot!

1354
01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:16,625
You're supposed to stay high.

1355
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:18,890
What you doing, Earp?

1356
01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:21,518
The last thing Mina told me

1357
01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:23,478
was that she'd see me in Hell, so.

1358
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,082
That was the part where
you tell me I'm crazy.

1359
01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:28,691
Hey. We're desperate for crazy.

1360
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:32,779
Maybe the craziest.

1361
01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:36,950
Fentanyl's most deadly
when it's pure. On its own.

1362
01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:40,161
I hate this so bad.

1363
01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:43,623
Well, it takes bad to end worse.

1364
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,458
I don't want you to end.

1365
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,335
We don't want us to lose.

1366
01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:54,801
I'm ready, Nicole. One last time.

1367
01:16:00,807 --> 01:16:03,601
Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand.

1368
01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:31,671
This is usually my favourite part.

1369
01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:33,131
The wet entry.

1370
01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:42,765
I do reckon I know that gun.

1371
01:16:43,141 --> 01:16:44,350
Are you sure you're okay?

1372
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,229
Nobody looking for an
Earp will ever find her.

1373
01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:49,772
This is your home.

1374
01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:51,983
You're all under
arrest for trespassing.

1375
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:53,669
Look, they're claiming that
this is your third strike.

1376
01:16:53,693 --> 01:16:54,733
They're taking you upstate

1377
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:55,879
to an adult correctional facility.

1378
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,280
I'm sorry, kid. -It's not that.

1379
01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:58,906
My bracelet, Waverly's bracelet.

1380
01:16:58,990 --> 01:17:01,075
It's the last piece of
my family that I have.

1381
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,493
It snapped off in the barn.

1382
01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:04,078
Well, you're not allowed

1383
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:06,372
to have personal effects in jail, kid.

1384
01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:07,206
Sorry.

1385
01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:08,666
It was you!

1386
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,293
You called the cops on me!

1387
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,544
I had to! I had no choice.

1388
01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:13,063
I mean, you were the one that ran off.

1389
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,756
You mean I'm the one who escaped!

1390
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:18,843
You don't wish I was less.
You just wish you were more.

1391
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,428
Let's go.

1392
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:53,336
Gotcha, Earp.

1393
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,973
Ne renonceront jamais
a I'appel des odeurs.

1394
01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:09,477
Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent
de la chair de leur proie.

1395
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,312
Ils n'arreteront jamais.

1396
01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:13,731
Ne renonceront-
-Hey, Studio Bitchywhore.

1397
01:18:13,815 --> 01:18:15,566
What the hell are you doing here?

1398
01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:17,443
I'm doin' Hell. -Uh-huh.

1399
01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:20,071
I was a prisoner down here for 20 years!

1400
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:23,616
And finally privy to the
power you always craved.

1401
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,451
Even if it is dark as,

1402
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,621
well, Hell.

1403
01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:29,831
Fuck you.

1404
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:32,458
That's your tell, Mina. You got out.

1405
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,043
You could've gone anywhere,

1406
01:18:34,127 --> 01:18:37,004
but you skittered back into
your prison, willingly.

1407
01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:41,050
You absolute fucking gash.

1408
01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:43,010
You had me at Hell-oh.

1409
01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,766
You deserve to be
here, not me, you cunt!

1410
01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:51,018
Maybe. But no matter
how long I sit here,

1411
01:18:51,102 --> 01:18:53,479
I'll never cut a deal with demons.

1412
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:58,067
Peacemaker won't stop me.

1413
01:18:58,151 --> 01:18:59,402
It will for a minute.

1414
01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:00,945
Lot of minutes in eternity.

1415
01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:05,324
You think your dogs won't stop coming?

1416
01:19:06,576 --> 01:19:08,202
I'll never stop coming.

1417
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:11,789
This is insane!

1418
01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:14,041
You can't win!

1419
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,128
No. But I can keep making you lose.

1420
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:21,299
Alright! Enough!

1421
01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:24,552
I know curses. And now I'm yours.

1422
01:19:25,636 --> 01:19:26,721
You came for my family.

1423
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,514
Now you will never make

1424
01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:29,891
Your

1425
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,768
Peace.

1426
01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:48,576
I'm faster. I'm stronger.

1427
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,120
I'm meaner.

1428
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,415
Is that.

1429
01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:56,667
The Elchur-Magnifico
Box of Containment.

1430
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:00,171
You tricked me.

1431
01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:02,089
The best man I know taught me,

1432
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:04,175
when you bluff,

1433
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,427
you gotta go all in.

1434
01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:07,553
I'll trade you.

1435
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,223
That jail cell for the thing
that makes you the heir,

1436
01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:13,226
the only thing that's
ever made you anything.

1437
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,309
That was before.

1438
01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:16,646
And then my people showed up

1439
01:20:18,523 --> 01:20:20,149
and made me everything.

1440
01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:26,906
I'm sorry, girl. But we had a time.

1441
01:20:27,532 --> 01:20:30,368
Hey, Mina? Enjoy your crab bucket.

1442
01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:32,620
-No...

1443
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:34,831
No!

1444
01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:45,716
Wynonna did it. She got the big dog.

1445
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:48,052
I'm gonna go double-check for strays.

1446
01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:51,681
Where is Wynonna?

1447
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:54,016
I promised not to tell.

1448
01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:59,313
All our souls to Hell!

1449
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:06,779
All the demons
I've ever killed coming for me.

1450
01:21:06,863 --> 01:21:10,199
You're back. You will suffer!

1451
01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,159
Just have
fun out there, Earp.

1452
01:21:16,289 --> 01:21:18,457
But Alice, she'll be okay.

1453
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:20,585
They'll be okay.

1454
01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:23,462
We know your thoughts.

1455
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:31,304
I'll find you, Wynonna.

1456
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:33,472
Wynonna!

1457
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,200
Hey.

1458
01:21:55,703 --> 01:21:57,121
Waverly Earp.

1459
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,416
And her narc.

1460
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,586
What, like you got a
monopoly on breakin' the rules?

1461
01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:06,672
Thanks for going in my hole.

1462
01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:07,756
Any time.

1463
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,676
Uh, not any time, but.

1464
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:16,515
Where's Peacemaker?

1465
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,020
Where she can do the most good.

1466
01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:23,813
My angel.

1467
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,609
"Fucking Waverly" is fine.

1468
01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:29,278
Well, it sounds more than fine. It

1469
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:31,864
it sounds delightful.

1470
01:22:35,368 --> 01:22:37,078
This wasn't on the chore wheel.

1471
01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,708
Agent Lafferty?

1472
01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,418
When'd you get here?

1473
01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:45,836
Clearly just in time.

1474
01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:48,673
What the fuck, Rookie Blue?

1475
01:22:48,756 --> 01:22:49,590
Give me the box.

1476
01:22:49,674 --> 01:22:50,967
Do not give it to him.

1477
01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:52,050
No shit.

1478
01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,136
Alright.

1479
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:55,471
- Ah!

1480
01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:57,223
Nedley! -Son of a.

1481
01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:58,724
Next one's a little higher.

1482
01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:01,978
So you're a Black Badge, but
you'd commit treason? Murder?

1483
01:23:02,061 --> 01:23:04,647
I'm never getting
promoted at Black Badge.

1484
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:08,567
I failed the psych
evaluation too many times.

1485
01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:09,944
I wonder why.

1486
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:13,447
I got a better offer.

1487
01:23:13,531 --> 01:23:16,075
There's lots of, uh, organisations

1488
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:18,828
that'll pay top dollar for a genuine demon

1489
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,414
and the ultimate demon-killing gun.

1490
01:23:22,707 --> 01:23:23,707
Come on.

1491
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,752
Lafferty, whatever your real name is,

1492
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,630
I'm begging you, please.

1493
01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:30,589
Listen to me.

1494
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:33,092
You can't take this box out
of the Ghost River Triangle.

1495
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,052
Mina can never be let out of this thing.

1496
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,471
My daughter's life depends on this.

1497
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:39,848
Okay.

1498
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:52,319
I've disabled your cars.

1499
01:23:52,403 --> 01:23:55,614
You can't follow me. You can't stop me.

1500
01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:58,075
But I'm gonna let you live.

1501
01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,412
I'm hell-for-leather like that.

1502
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:04,582
Somebody will stop this.

1503
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:06,917
No!

1504
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:08,044
Not you.

1505
01:24:22,892 --> 01:24:25,102
Thank God. A sorrel.

1506
01:25:09,188 --> 01:25:10,689
No fucking way!

1507
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:15,402
I admit, I forgot about you.

1508
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:17,446
You're a terrible liar.

1509
01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:19,115
Had you fooled.

1510
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,158
Not for a minute.

1511
01:25:21,242 --> 01:25:24,286
Go home, Holliday. To your woman.

1512
01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:28,582
I cannot and I will not
let you leave with that box.

1513
01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:31,377
You're too old to stop me.

1514
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,254
I'm too old not to.

1515
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,422
Once upon a time

1516
01:25:35,506 --> 01:25:39,009
you may have been the fastest
gunslinger in the West.

1517
01:25:39,093 --> 01:25:42,513
But that was long ago,
with ancient pistols.

1518
01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:46,516
Okay.

1519
01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:48,894
You can't take us all out.

1520
01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:51,063
I know who I'm taking out first.

1521
01:25:56,569 --> 01:25:57,903
Remember.

1522
01:25:58,696 --> 01:25:59,738
You wanted this.

1523
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:15,921
Nobody wants this.

1524
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,382
I should know.

1525
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,927
I fought it for 172 years.

1526
01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:24,597
Come on.

1527
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,015
Where's Doc?

1528
01:26:26,098 --> 01:26:27,766
Go! -Come on.

1529
01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:29,058
Help him!

1530
01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,382
Doc! Doc!

1531
01:27:10,142 --> 01:27:11,268
Did you get 'em all?

1532
01:27:11,352 --> 01:27:12,394
Please...

1533
01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:15,231
Do you know who I am?

1534
01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,199
You're my person.

1535
01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:32,081
Keep it.

1536
01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:34,875
There's no-one on Earth who
will do more to keep it safe.

1537
01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:37,378
And our Alice.

1538
01:27:40,798 --> 01:27:42,258
You tell her

1539
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,095
all the good stuff.

1540
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,178
Doc.

1541
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:50,057
You're gonna be okay.

1542
01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:54,770
I have been. Many times.

1543
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,816
More than my share.

1544
01:28:05,990 --> 01:28:07,741
Doc, we can fix this.

1545
01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:12,538
You know, you really
are awful at bluffing.

1546
01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:19,295
But you're pretty good at the rest of it.

1547
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:23,382
All of it, really.

1548
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:25,968
Please let me save you, Doc.

1549
01:28:26,844 --> 01:28:28,053
Oh, my darlin'.

1550
01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:32,599
You did.

1551
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:35,436
Doc.

1552
01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:41,150
Wynonna Earp.

1553
01:29:11,722 --> 01:29:12,848
The box.

1554
01:29:13,599 --> 01:29:14,600
Mina.

1555
01:29:16,393 --> 01:29:17,686
And Peacemaker.

1556
01:29:18,228 --> 01:29:19,730
It's down there too.

1557
01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:25,277
I meant it when I said
he'd protect it forever.

1558
01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:29,782
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.

1559
01:29:36,205 --> 01:29:38,040
Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy.

1560
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,083
Are you kidding?

1561
01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:42,211
I would have come by canoe.

1562
01:29:45,172 --> 01:29:49,468
It was a damn good funeral,
for his, uh, second funeral.

1563
01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:54,223
You're welcome to stay in Purgatory,

1564
01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,600
at the homestead, as long as you like.

1565
01:29:57,559 --> 01:29:59,937
Thank you, but, uh, I don't think my back

1566
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:02,272
can take another night in the craft room.

1567
01:30:02,356 --> 01:30:04,441
And my liver definitely
can't take more Earpin'.

1568
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,156
I get it.

1569
01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:14,785
You've got some work to do.

1570
01:30:16,370 --> 01:30:17,996
Like finding a way to fix this.

1571
01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:21,542
Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot

1572
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,919
of unconventional
resources at our disposal.

1573
01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:26,797
I'll try, Wynonna.

1574
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:28,340
You'll do better than that.

1575
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:31,008
I promise.

1576
01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:34,114
It'll help that I hired the most ingenious

1577
01:30:34,138 --> 01:30:35,556
researcher I've ever met.

1578
01:30:36,557 --> 01:30:39,184
Do send photos of Abu Simbel.

1579
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:41,270
Don't open any cursed tombs.

1580
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:43,272
I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends?

1581
01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:48,068
Oh! Try the fatta, but
maybe not the street meat.

1582
01:30:48,152 --> 01:30:49,987
I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.

1583
01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:51,155
No pyramid schemes.

1584
01:30:51,238 --> 01:30:52,906
Very funny.

1585
01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:55,284
And so lovely.

1586
01:30:56,410 --> 01:30:57,453
I'm proud of you.

1587
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:01,665
Ooh.

1588
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:05,127
Jeremy says the agency
is rife with corruption.

1589
01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:08,547
We need to find out who
Lafferty was working for.

1590
01:31:08,630 --> 01:31:09,715
You will.

1591
01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:11,091
Because

1592
01:31:11,592 --> 01:31:13,927
you are Waverly,

1593
01:31:14,011 --> 01:31:15,846
Goddamn Head Cheerleader,

1594
01:31:15,929 --> 01:31:19,141
Tentacle-Resistant Earp.

1595
01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:22,269
Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.

1596
01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:26,315
Okay. My turn.

1597
01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:30,611
Don't be too hard on her.
But don't be too soft.

1598
01:31:31,195 --> 01:31:32,654
I'm gonna whip her into shape.

1599
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:37,034
I'll be home for Easter.

1600
01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:39,368
I know.

1601
01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:45,334
# Stand my ground #

1602
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:48,754
# There's a fighter coming out #

1603
01:31:49,671 --> 01:31:52,341
# And I won't back down #

1604
01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:55,177
Hey, let me help you.

1605
01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:58,013
Whoa, geez, Waves, how
many bras did you pack?

1606
01:31:58,096 --> 01:31:59,181
Hey, that's sexist.

1607
01:32:00,349 --> 01:32:01,600
Over 20.

1608
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,352
Finally learning from my mistakes.

1609
01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:05,187
Bye, you.

1610
01:32:05,896 --> 01:32:08,899
Actually feels like I'm finally
embracing my inner Wynonna.

1611
01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:13,737
Here's to the adventure. You've earned it.

1612
01:32:15,614 --> 01:32:18,867
As long as you've got
your passport, Agent Earp.

1613
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:21,578
I have a passport!

1614
01:32:21,662 --> 01:32:22,662
Amazing.

1615
01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:25,998
Thanks for staying.

1616
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,293
Yeah, I want to.

1617
01:32:33,131 --> 01:32:35,592
# I'm ready now #

1618
01:32:35,676 --> 01:32:38,428
# To stand my ground #

1619
01:32:38,512 --> 01:32:41,306
# No more hiding who I am #

1620
01:32:41,390 --> 01:32:44,059
# I'm not running again #

1621
01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:48,397
# I won't back down #

1622
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:53,235
# I won't back down #

1623
01:32:55,821 --> 01:32:59,241
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh #

1624
01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:01,743
# Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh #

1625
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:04,413
# Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh #

1626
01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:08,309
Does anybody have
a rake or something?

1627
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,710
I got one hell of an itch.

1628
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:11,336
Boo-hoo. We get it.

1629
01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:12,504
You love casts.

1630
01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:14,172
You gonna let her talk like that?

1631
01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:16,675
Hey, we're gonna get her
trained in citizen relations.

1632
01:33:16,842 --> 01:33:19,678
Good luck. -After we deputise her.

1633
01:33:19,761 --> 01:33:21,388
I can't believe I'm a cop.

1634
01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:23,098
Are we sure I left Hell?

1635
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:25,851
It gets worse. I hear
your boss is a real hardass.

1636
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,770
Hey! Don't make me tear
down that fishing hut.

1637
01:33:31,607 --> 01:33:33,317
Fishing's over for the year.

1638
01:33:35,319 --> 01:33:36,987
But hunting season's about to begin.

1639
01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:40,240
You guys still haven't
found that sexy werewolf, huh?

1640
01:33:40,324 --> 01:33:42,701
Well, we don't know how sexy it is.

1641
01:33:43,493 --> 01:33:44,493
Nicole, come on.

1642
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,331
And it's Sheriff Haught.

1643
01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:55,339
I'm Deputy Earp,

1644
01:33:55,422 --> 01:33:56,882
reporting for duty.

1645
01:33:59,009 --> 01:33:59,926
You said "duty".

1646
01:34:00,010 --> 01:34:02,346
Keep it professional, Sheriff.
We're on the clock.

1647
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,142
Is this war on top buttons?

1648
01:34:08,185 --> 01:34:09,311
Let's get to work.