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It's not what it seems.
I'm not that dude.
Man, how did I get here?
Man, I'm going to have to get a second job
to take care of my family.
Damn Avarisha is trying to take me for everything I got.
See, now you should have known by just her name.
I'm glad I don't got those problems.
Well everybody ain't got it like Mr. Smooth Mike.
This might come in handy.
What, it's only handy for him?
Hell, I'm serious. I took off my ring and everything.
Man, you better put that damn ring back on
before Jada beat that ass.
Wow. You look amazing.
Thanks. You kind of cute yourself.
Thank you. You enjoying your food?
It's amazing. How are your ribs?
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, these are good.
They juicy and all you want. Would you like some?
Love to.
Mm. Mm. - Yeah.
Mm. - Told you.
So, Miss Brenda,
where do you see yourself five years from now?
On somebody's beach,
at least five days out of the week.
Okay, so that mean you got all your finances,
everything you know together, right?
My finances? Well, I guess you could say that.
What you mean?
Well I do pretty good for myself, but I want to thrive.
So yes, in about five years,
I plan on finding an old lonely rich man to take care of me.
Those are my finances.
Wow. I didn't see that coming.
Well, what about love and family?
Like you don't want any of that?
Well, I think love is overrated.
I mean, I wanna be free,
and a family will take up too much of my time,
so I choose me.
Call me selfish if you want to,
but I want what I want, and right now...
I want some fun.
I mean, who am I to mess up your game plan?
I could do fun. Waiter? Waitress, waitress.
Girl, what took you so long to get here?
I told you what time I needed them here for his game.
And where the new tennis shoes I bought him?
He can't play in these.
They were too big, so I just got a refund.
A refund? Why didn't you just exchange the sizes?
Girl, see now... Baby, calm down.
Look, you are giving her exactly what she wants.
Alright, look, what size does he wear?
Babe, what size?
Look, there's a Nike store right up the street.
You take Justin to the field,
and I'll be back before the next inning.
Alright, go. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Miss Winters? - Yes. Jezzy Winters.
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Joan. We spoke over the phone.
Yes. Nice to meet you Joan.
Well, before we get you situated,
I'd like to introduce you to one
of our top financial advisors, Mike.
Oh.
Yeah. How does tomorrow sound?
Okay, 10:00 AM? 10:00 AM is perfect.
You wasn't on no damn call.
Damn, she fine as hell.
Bro, why the damn paper?
I see you doing the Mike thing,
trying to play it off all smooth, but I saw her first.
You saw her first?
Bro, what are we, 10 years old?
Plus, you married,
and you already know Jada would beat that ass
if she found out. - Mm-hmm.
Nah. - Yeah well I ain't tied down.
You might as well be with four kids and three baby moms.
Man, you ain't know how to coat it.
Come on, bro. - Yeah.
That ain't right, man.
Hey. - Yo, bro.
Hey, yo bro, I don't never see you walking him.
First of all, you ain't always around me.
And secondly, bro, I pay somebody to walk him.
Man, 'cause you know my schedule busy,
and speaking of busy schedules, bro,
y'all gotta get up out of here.
For what? - Brenda on the way.
Who, the honey from the bar? - Oh, yeah.
Yeah? What y'all got going on?
Nothing. Just a little fun
Bro, when are you going to settle down?
Her words exactly,
was she just wants to have fun, and I'm here to please
Man, you lucky dog.
Man, it feels so good to get away from Jada
and these damn kids for a minute and chill.
Man, I bet, dude.
You and Jada stuck together like glue,
looking all cute and shit with y'all matching outfits.
Man, what you mad 'cause you
can't get five matching outfits?
Four! Look, bro. Four baby mamas.
I think...
Bro, I've been meaning to ask you,
how you live and pay all that damn child support?
Shit, I don't.
What?
You can't tell me you out here living like that?
Yeah, that ain't right.
Here I am taking care of my son and Jada's two kids.
You ain't no better than Jada's kids' sorry ass father.
Man, so you telling me you out
here really being a deadbeat dad?
Look bro, y'all can call it what y'all want,
but, look, they should have been using
some type of protection.
You know instead of trying to trap a brother.
You could have wrapped up, too.
You can't put all the blame on her.
You the reason we all labeled a damn deadbeat.
Aw, man.
Oh, dang it. - Oh, that's me. That's me.
Told y'all. Bam. - Cheat!
Go. Go. - Why is he always cheating?
Oh! - No!
Oh, man! - Losers!
It's alright,
we gonna see who got all the cards in the end.
Go, you taking too long. Let's go.
Ooh! - Oh.
Oh, that way! - Oh, man!
That was the queen! - You cheated!
The queen!
Alright, that's probably your mom.
Go ahead and get your bags together.
Just one game.
Hey, Avarisha.
Wait right here. He's getting his bags.
Why do you always have to say my entire name?
You know I hate that.
Look I just need some money to get Justin some clothes.
The boy is growing like a tree.
I just gave you money three days ago.
What'd you do with that?
I can't take care of your lifestyle.
Plus you know Jada and I got
back-to-back graduations coming up.
And what does that have to do with me?
But if you want your son walking around looking homeless
and everybody talk about your ass, that's cool with me.
Girl, you so trifling. I swear.
Here you go, Avarisha. $200 should be good.
I'll tell Justin you're in the car.
Babe. We did not have $200 to give her.
We'll talk about it later. Alright?
Come on, Justin.
I'll see you later. Okay? Your mom's waiting in the car.
Come on, y'all tell your brother bye.
Bye, Justin. - Bye.
Bye, bro.
Alright, young man. I'll see you next week.
- You know I love you. - Yeah, I love you, too.
Babe, I just want to thank you
for having my back today and every day.
God really did his thing when he made you.
I feel like the luckiest man on earth
to have such a understanding wife.
Oh Drake, don't start with all that mushy stuff.
Lord knows you are the most sensitive dude I know.
Ain't nobody sensitive. I'm a man's man.
Babe, it's okay.
It's actually one of the main qualities
I love so much about you.
Your passion, and how you wear your feelings on your sleeve,
your giving and caring heart.
That's what make you so special.
But the wrong person, the wrong woman,
would take advantage of that,
which leads me to this question.
Why do you think Ava haven't put you on child support?
I don't know, but thank God she didn't, right?
Well, it is not out of the kindness of her heart.
I don't know. You probably right.
That give me something to think about.
Well I think it's because she can come at you at any time
and as many times, just like she did today,
and then guilt you.
You know what babe?
This may sound crazy,
but I think you should put your own self on child support.
Woman, you must be out your mind.
I bet you any money you give her way more now
than what the courts will ask for.
And think about it,
it could come straight out of your check,
that way you won't miss a payment or get behind.
And mainly babe, you'll have a record of it.
That way she won't try and bleed you dry.
And, of course, I know you,
you can still do for Justin whatever you want to.
I don't know about this.
I don't know nobody that'd put they self on child support.
This is crazy.
But you know what, you might be right.
I'll set it in motion tomorrow. She gonna trip.
You mind any company?
Sure, why not? - Okay.
So how's your training going?
It's a lot, but I can handle it. Okay,
Okay, okay.
Well you know if it gets too overwhelming,
you can definitely come to me for some pointers.
Well I will definitely keep that in mind.
Damn, you fine as hell. You got a man?
Damn, talk about getting straight to the point.
I mean come on, we grown.
We not kids no more, so I won't beat around the bush.
I like that.
So the answer to your question is kind of.
Okay, I could do kind of.
I gotta get back. It was good talking to you, though.
Well don't forget your keys. - Thank you.
Man, I ain't know you like dogs.
I love them. I gotta go.
It was good talking to you though.
Okay.
I'm glad to be off work. - Me, too.
Oh my gosh. Look at the dog.
Hey you. What's up? I thought you were off today.
Yeah, I am.
I just came to holler at my boy, Drake, for a second.
Damn, this is a sexy ride.
I appreciate it. This is Desire.
Desire? - Yeah.
Desire, meet Jezzy. Jezzy, meet Desire.
Okay, nice to meet you, Desire.
And who's this adorable little guy?
This is Onyx.
Little feisty Onyx, man.
No, he didn't come here on this day off man.
She got his nose wide open man.
Brother. Man, he done went too far.
This nigga done pimped out Onyx.
My boy.
Man, I need a dog. - Word.
Hey Mama, Mama.
Don't you Mama Mama me, boy.
What, you can't call nobody?
I know, Mama. My bad. I'm sorry.
Look, don't make this no habit. You know how I am.
Yeah Ma, I know.
I'll see you tomorrow, right?
Oh yeah. Like clockwork.
And matter of fact, Ma,
I'm gonna bring a date if it's okay with you?
What? A date? Alright, now.
Well who is she? Where y'all meet? How she look?
I'll talk to you tomorrow, alright? Goodnight.
Boy, don't you hang up on me.
Come on baby.
I promise you there's no need to be nervous, man.
My family's poor and down to earth.
Babe, I'm not so concerned about your dad,
but moms are a little funny acting
when it comes to their sons.
Man, look, trust me, they gonna love you just like I do.
You love me? - Man, grab them bags.
Come on. Let's go.
Hey, Mama. - Hey, baby.
What's up Pops? - What's going on man?
Alright, this is my mom, Celeste. That's my dad, Kevin.
Family, this is Jezzy.
Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you.
It's my pleasure.
And over there man,
that's my little nerdy ass brother, Nick.
What's up with you?
Hey. Oh, so you on Warzone?
What, you a gamer or something?
I know a little something something.
Alright, alright.
I almost forgot, I brought you guys something.
Did you? - Yes.
Mike told me you were a diehard Saints fan.
Ooh, I love anything with Saints on it.
And he told me you were a Bears fan.
Shh. Can't say that too loud around here.
How'd you get this? It's not even out yet.
I got mine connects, so when you need something,
just let me know. - Alright.
Okay, I'll hold you to it, for sure.
I'm glad y'all met.
I am, too. Finally!
What are they doing back there, Dad?
Now Mike, you know your mother back there showing
some baby pictures of you.
Embarrassing.
But on a serious note, Dad,
like, I think she might be the one.
You mean no glitch?
I mean, I looked, searched.
I didn't find anything. No glitch, Dad.
Hmm.
I mean, I'm kind of excited.
Excited for you, son.
Alright, I got y'all, boy.
Give me five. - Nah, bro.
Give me 15. - Man.
Hold on, bro. I gotta take a piss.
Bro. Again, bro?
That's like the third time in the past hour.
Weak bladder.
Hold on, man, Jezzy's calling me.
You, too?
Y'all guys know I've been stuck in the house all week.
Hey babe. What's up?
Me seeing you. Are you up for some company?
You know, always, but not right now.
I'm actually out with the fellas. Can we do a rain check?
Aw, so you're not home?
Nah, but you know I'd love to see you tomorrow.
No worries, baby. Oh babe, have you seen my red cup?
Um, nah, but I'll keep my eyes out for it.
Okay.
Alright, baby. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Alright, bye babe.
Mike, come on bro. It's your turn.
Sit down and get this ass whooped.
You alright? - Yes, sir. Let's go.
Thank you. Alright.
Man, but wait, wait, wait.
Remember how this man came bragging,
talking about he had a chick
that couldn't keep her eyes off of him,
when, the whole time this man pants' fly was open?
Man. - Like...
Man, I coulda had her right then and there.
She was hypnotized.
Her eyes kept going down on a brother.
Yeah, hypnotized and distracted.
Distracted because she's trying to ask herself
how the hell a grown ass man forgot
to zip up his damn pants.
Like, come on bro.
Okay, well look, y'all gonna lay off my man. Alright?
That's right. I must have had some type of game.
Man, I think she just felt sorry for you.
So how was Mike's game?
Man, I just don't understand this dude.
Man, he could charm the drawers off of Mary.
You know, Jesus' mama.
Man, now you know you wrong for that.
Okay, y'all ready to order?
Yes. - Mm-hmm.
Scully, you good?
Man, Harper always pulling this, running late,
but yeah, yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay, what would you like?
Babe, what would you like?
I'll take the chicken Alfredo.
Sure. And how about you?
Me, I think I was going to go
with the wings and fries.
Are you sure you don't want to go with the breast?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with the breast.
- The breast is good. - The breast is just fine.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to "Overall's Very Own."
Coming to the stage at this time
for your listening pleasure,
I need you to put your hands together for Lady V.
♪ As I look at you ♪
♪ I know dreams come true ♪
♪ More now than ever before ♪
♪ I've dreamed of this ♪
♪ A moment sealed with a kiss ♪
♪ And now we're here and today is our day ♪
♪ The church is beautiful ♪
♪ I see your friends and family ♪
♪ And you're standing there waiting ♪
♪ To promise your love to me ♪
♪ Oh, as I look in your eyes ♪
♪ The expression on your face ♪
♪ This is real, just got real to me ♪
♪ I promise to love you ♪
♪ I promise to care for you all of our days ♪
♪ Oh, I'll respect you ♪
♪ I promise to love, I promise to care ♪
♪ I promise to always be there ♪
So how was everything?
Everything was good.
Good. Great. - Very nice.
Okay, so dessert for anybody?
No. Well, that's a no for me. Y'all good?
No, I'm alright.
Alright, so is this gonna be separate checks then?
Yes.
No, don't worry about it. I got it.
Thanks.
You know what? You know what?
Thank you.
- What's up, babe? - I think I left my phone.
Okay. - Go ahead.
Wait, babe, is there a problem?
I don't appreciate you disrespecting me
in front of your friends tonight.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Please, don't try and play me.
Trust me, I ain't the one.
Mr. Charmer, you basically had her titty in your damn mouth.
Hold on. Where is all this coming from?
I mean, yeah, the waitress was flirting,
but I didn't reciprocate.
I mean, you know I tried my darnedest to push her off.
I mean, I didn't want to hurt her feelings or be rude.
Nah, damn her. I don't give a damn about her feelings.
What about my feelings?
I felt disrespected and embarrassed as hell.
Look, babe. I get it. You right.
I coulda handled that a little differently.
But can you just, you know, forgive a brother or something?
You know? You forgive me?
Don't ever try it again.
Damn, that's kind of turning me on.
Alright, Mike, come on two more times, then we done.
Alright, come on. Alright. Just wanna keep going.
Alright, cool.
Man, I can't wait for this damn party tonight.
Man, bro, who you telling?
You know how many baddies about to be there?
Come on, man, don't even tell me.
Cool. And yo, Mike, you know Brianna gonna be there?
Mike, Brianna. Like Brianna, Brianna. She about to be, dude.
Oh man, dog. This girl got your nose wide open.
What the heck is you talking about bro? You tripping.
Nah, he ain't tripping. Bro, your ass is whipped.
You're more whipped than Reddi-Wip
and Cool Whip combined, bro.
What the hell are y'all two dudes
talking about right now, bro?
It's alright, man.
It happens to the best of us at some point.
And Jezzy is beautiful
And she fine as hell.
I mean, yeah, she is the entire package.
She's smart, beautiful, has goals,
has her plans even has, you funny.
Even has all her money together man,
but it's just something about her bro.
I just can't put my finger about it.
Bro, you just don't know how to settle down,
and Jezzy got your ass scared bro.
Scared. Scared about what?
Not sure? Oh, hell. What now son?
I think I found the glitch, Ma.
Boy, you and these glitches. What is it?
I don't know, Ma.
I mean she's trying to play it off and everything,
but like she's a little jealous,
and I may have to slow things down a little bit.
Well listen, baby,
you really need to follow your instincts.
Yeah. Well Ma, hold on, Ma.
That's actually her right there.
But I'll definitely see you later on tonight, alright?
Okay. See you later.
Hello? - Hey, that was a little dry.
Everything okay?
Man, look Jezzy,
I think we need to slow things down a little bit.
What, is this about the other night?
I thought we got past that.
Nah, it's not that.
It's just things are moving just a
little too fast right now.
Hmm.
I thought we were really enjoying each other's company
and on the same page, but if you think that's what's best,
I respect your decision.
I mean I...
Alright, I appreciate that.
Hello. No one is available to take your call.
Please leave a message after the tone.
♪ Hey babe, call me back ♪
♪ Maybe apologize for hanging up on me ♪
♪ Give me a call ♪
♪ Hey, so you just gonna ignore my calls? ♪
♪ Okay, I got something for your ass ♪
♪ Oh, I see you trying to be hard ♪
♪ I ain't the one to play with ♪
♪ Oh, your ass is going to regret this day ♪
♪ I promise you that, bitch ♪
Can't wait to get rid of you.
Hello?
I didn't want to say it, but I love you.
There you have it. I love Mike.
But why y'all keep leaving me, Mike?
My daddy leaving me, my mama jealous of me,
my sister jealous of me...
Jezzy, did you take anything?
Hell, my whole family jealous of me.
My mom wouldn't... - Jezzy.
- Jezzy, what did you take? - I just want to sleep.
Just sleep!
Jezzy, do not hang up on me.
Goodnight, baby.
My daddy died, too. - Jezzy, don't hang up.
I'm on my way.
Dammit, Jezzy. Shit.
Baby, Jezzy. Wake up, babe.
How many of these did you take?
Jezzy! Jezzy, wake up! Please! Wake up!
How many of these did you take? Wake up?
No! No!
- How you feeling babe? - Embarrassed. Stupid.
I mean, what were you thinking?
You're trying to kill yourself?
No, babe, I was upset about what was going on with us
and what you said just kept re-playing in my head
and I just needed to sleep.
Babe, so you think taking a whole damn bottle
of pills was smart? - Stop it. Stop it.
I wouldn't intentionally try hurt myself.
You believe me, right? Please believe me, Mike.
I wouldn't try to hurt myself. Tell me you believe me.
Babe, just tell me you'll never make it happen again.
Please. - I promise.
Shit. Hey, is everyone there?
Okay, I'm on my way. I'll be there.
What's going on?
Today is my nephew's christening.
Babe, you don't think under the circumstances
we should probably pass?
Babe, I'm the godmother.
Damn, I can't believe I forgot. Get up. You're coming.
Man, babe, I think I'm gonna pass.
It's gonna take me too long to go home and get ready.
Here. Put this on.
Oh, hell nah, man.
I ain't finna wear no other nigga's shirt.
Mike, look at it. It still has the tags on it.
I got it from my brother last summer and he flaked on me.
Whatever.
Mama, Mike. Mike, Mama. - Hello.
Hey, I'm Mike. Jezzy's boyfriend.
Okay. Nice to meet you Mike. My name is Ernestine.
Thank you Miss Ernestine
for letting me crash your beautiful moment.
No worries, I'm sure Jezzy didn't give you a choice.
Trust me, that girl will have her way.
Yeah, I'm starting to tell.
By the way, nice outfit.
Thanks.
You gotta pay taxes. - On this?
Sweetheart, you gotta pay taxes.
I think I got like $12 or something.
It's $200. - It's $200, you'll...
Okay, I'm gonna do that. - There you go.
I don't feel like counting.
Put this in the bank, Not in your hand.
Mm-hmm, you gotta watch the bank.
There we go. Yeah, we gotta watch the bank.
Oh, I got double.
What's wrong with you? - Nothing.
I'm just trying to watch the game.
Is this how our future gonna look? You ignoring me?
Man, come on with that Jezzy.
Man, you see it's family night.
Come on, babe. I miss you
Man, go on with all that, Jezzy.
Like for real, chill.
Damn. Okay. I can clearly see I'm not wanted over here.
Man, Jezzy don't start that now.
Hey, now, y'all need to go somewhere with that.
Don't you mess up my game night.
Man.
I think my boy girl jealous of us.
Wow. They were getting louder and louder.
I know.
Most people try to be discreet around other people.
Not that little firecracker.
Mike needs to put a halt to that or it's going to get worse.
It's always them little light-skinned one.
I think she was just getting jealous
of Scully and his girlfriend over there.
I think Mike got his hands full with that one.
Babe. - Hmm?
What is this? - It looks like baby shoes.
Oh, wow.
Rattles? - Okay.
Oh my goodness.
I know this is not what I think it is.
Let me call him. - Yeah, give him a call.
Mike. What is this?
Yeah, Ma, you gonna be a grandmother!
Oh, are you sure, son?
Yeah, Ma, she's been throwing up for weeks,
gaining weight and everything.
Oh, okay.
Are you happy? - Are you happy?
- Yeah. You can't tell? - Oh, well, I'm happy.
I'm just shocked. Congratulations to you all.
Alright, Ma. I'll call you later.
I got a couple of people I gotta call. I love you.
Why would he do this?
I haven't the slightest idea.
This is so stupid.
Knowing how rocky things are with them.
Mike, why would you do this?
You may now have a seat.
Dear friends and family,
we are gathered here today
to witness and celebrate the union of Mike and Jezzy.
In the years that they have been together,
their love for each other has grown,
turning them into the couple you see before you.
She looks good pregnant.
I didn't know she's pregnant.
Yeah, I heard that's why they're getting married.
Now they are ready to spend the rest
of their lives together as husband and wife.
Do you, Mike, take Jezzy to be your wife,
to have and to hold from this day forward,
for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish From this day forward
until death do you part?
I do. - Amen.
Do you, Jezzy, take Mike to be your husband,
to have and to hold from this day forward,
for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,
in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish,
from this day forward until death do you part?
I do. - Amen.
If there is anyone present who can show just cause
why these two people may not be joined in matrimony,
please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Celeste, sit. He made his decision.
He's making a mistake.
By the power vested in me by the state of Georgia.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss your bride.
Why is Rachel liking all your pictures?
Girl, what the hell is you talking about?
Man, you crazy bitch, you almost hit my damn son.
I swear to God, man,
you find a way to bring the worst out of anybody.
Look. One, two, three, four, five, six.
What, you fucking her or something?
Jezzy, you need to chill, bro.
Man, you acting crazy and plus that's your damn home girl.
Every time I bust your ass,
you wanna say I'm acting crazy.
Bro, you know what?
I'm sick and tired of your bipolar shit, man.
Damn. You know what?
If it make you feel any better,
how about you go tell Rachel yourself,
stop liking our shit.
Oh you think I ain't?
Talk about crazy, I'll show you crazy.
It's alright, little man. I'm sorry about that.
All this arguing in front of you and stuff.
I swear, it ain't gonna be like this forever, man.
Daddy loves you alright?
Can I help y'all?
Oh my God, I thought he was gonna kill me!
Sir, do you have any weapons on you? Gun or knife?
Nah man, I was just sitting here,
chilling with my son, bro.
What's going on?
We received a call about domestic violence.
That was me.
He just attacked me out of nowhere
and started choking me in front of our son.
Sir, did you do this?
Man, it wasn't even like that.
Sir, did you choke her?
Man, I'm telling you bro,
I was over here and she threw the phone
and almost hit my damn son.
Sir, I'm going to ask you one more time.
Did you put your hands around her neck?
Ma'am? Would you like to press charges?
Absolutely. And I wanna file a restraining order, too.
I'm afraid to be around him
and I don't want him around our son.
Put your hands behind your back.
You serious?
Put your hands behind your back.
You have the right to remain silent.
Bro, so you can just not hear my...
You have the right to remain silent.
Bro, so you gonna take her side and not hear mine?
Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
That's crazy.
Yeah bro, I'm so full.
I'm about to go in here and take a nap.
Sound like you got that. It's my boy.
Man, of course I got,
oh Mike, yo, you got a flat.
- Oh, dog, she got you. - That stupid bitch!
What? - I'm finna kill her.
Oh, I'm finna kill her bro. - Hold on bro.
Soon I'm finna ring her neck.
You gotta be smarter than that.
You playing right into her hand, bro.
Mike, bro. Just call the cops.
For what bro? So they can take her side?
Nah, man. Forgot all that.
Come on, man, I know you pissed, and rightfully so,
but think about how this going play out
if you go in the job acting a fool.
Bro... - Man, look,
hopefully these security cameras are working
in this parking lot so you can press charges
and get a restraining order on her crazy ass.
Yeah. I'm finna restrain her. I'm finna restrain her.
No, no, no. Man, come on, bro.
Man I'm telling you. I gotta tell, I have to tell John.
I'm glad I ain't get that one.
Hey, Mikey. So, how's it going?
Oh you crazy bitch. I'm finna kill you!
No! - Oh my God!
No, man. Get off!
Get him out of here!
No, she cut my tires!
Man, no, let me go, man. Let me go. Let me go.
Oh babe, it's time for you to go to work again?
I know. I can't stand it.
I'm gonna miss you.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
I'll miss you, too. Get your butt on in the house.
I'm going.
I'll call you on my break. - You better.
Okay.
Hello? Yeah, this is he.
Hold on, this the lady from child support, right?
Okay...
Yeah, I heard you. I heard you.
Oh my God. This can't be true.
No! Oh my God.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Hey what's up bro? How was your day?
Any word from the job?
Yeah man. Got the pink slip today.
Child support letter, and a restraining order.
Bro, does that answer your question?
Man, that's foul, dog.
Man, who banging on my door like that? Man, who is it?
It's Drake. It's Drake.
Drake, what the hell.
Yo, Drake, what's up, man. - Yo, what's up?
Come on, bro. You good? - I'm alright.
Come on, man. - Man, sit down, bro.
I'm all right.
Man, I see why you wasn't at work today.
Bro, I know you ain't drive like this.
Man, don't be silly. I'm responsible. I Uber-ed.
Man, Jada going to beat your ass, dog.
Wait, wait, wait. You not making no sense, bro.
Start from the beginning.
So bro, you know how Ava always trying
to break a nigga and shit, right?
Of course.
Asking for money every five minutes.
It's like clockwork. - Yeah.
So we figured she'll get a decent amount
from child support.
It'll be steady and we'll have a record of everything.
Well come to find out,
child support done done a paternity test today.
What happened, bro?
The results came back, 000.01.
Yo.
So now I see why after all this time, 14 years.
14 damn years.
That's why she didn't put me on child support,
'cause while I'm thinking it's from a good place,
the whole time she had me taking care
of another man's child.
Man. She played me.
That's not my son.
Man, that's fucked up.
Oh, man.
Hey, Dad. What's up?
So you can't call nobody?
Hey dad, hope everything's okay.
Daddy? Mom said something's happened.
Please call me. Please.
Bro, what's wrong with you bro?
You can't keep dodging him like that.
So the job called. Said you a no call, no show.
What the hell Drake? Poor Justin.
He keep calling all upset and scared.
You ain't returning none of the boy calls?
That's not my son.
I can't believe what the hell I'm hearing.
The man I love ain't this heartless.
He's not my boy.
Well who in the hell raised him from birth? Huh?
Stayed up all night, changed a million damn diapers.
Me.
You the one told him to play baseball right?
Babe, it was you who stayed up all night
when Justin was so congested and couldn't barely breathe.
It was you, Drake.
You done suck the damn snot right out the boy nose.
You did that. You.
Baby, how am I supposed to love him
like he my own flesh and blood?
Babe, how can you not love him
like he's your own flesh and blood?
Man, these hoes coldblooded. All these women ruthless.
They are.
Nah, Scully, you cannot say that about every woman,
'cause every woman is not conniving and heartless.
You can't put that label on everybody.
Just like all men ain't dogs and deadbeats.
It's just some of them that make it worse for others,
like your deadbeat dad.
Alright, Jada. Drake, man. Get your woman.
Hey, Mama Mama. - Hey, baby.
Finally I lay my eyes on you.
I was worried about you. What's going on?
Man, Mama.
And I seen all the glitches and the warning signs.
Just ignored them all.
You know, I just feel like I'm on some sort of damn spell.
You were. Jezebel.
I saw that spirit at the family gathering.
I tried to warn you.
Next thing I know y'all was sending baby photos.
Son, I was sick.
Man.
It's been rough, Mom.
Honestly, I've been to hell, jail. I even lost my job.
Like... - No!
But I'll be all right. I'm, I promise you.
How are you surviving?
Just making it happen.
You know I got a couple of dollars in my savings
and you know I've been staying
with my homeboy Scully right now.
Scully? Oh, uh-uh.
You need to come stay with me and your father.
Oh no. Nah, I'm good, Ma. Trust me.
You sure? - Yeah, I'm good.
You hungry? You look a little frail.
Let me cook, let me cook you something.
Nah, Ma. Please, please. I'm good. Trust me. I'm good.
I could whip you up something real quick.
Nah, I'm fine.
I mean, I'm a little hungry,
but you know we probably can
get like some pizza or something.
You ain't gotta move. You good.
- Okay, that's fine. - Let me see what I can do.
You want the usual? - Yeah, that's fine.
Hold on. Let me try that again.
What's wrong baby?
It's saying my card declined.
Check your balance.
Yeah. Nah, I mean that's not making no sense.
I know I have money in my account.
Mike, just check your account.
Alright, hold on.
Man, fuck. This ain't making no sense.
One cent? One cent. She left me one cent, man.
Y'all had joint accounts?
Yeah Ma, we had joint accounts,
but I kept all my money and my savings separate,
so I'm just not understanding how she guessed my pin.
Like, damn. And I already know if I report it...
Yep. Y'all married.
Like Mama, this just don't make no sense.
Like how she keep winning?
The system is just so unfair
and set up for a man to fail, man.
Like first I'm on child support, then I can't see my son.
Man, this is all messed up man.
I just don't know if I could do this.
I gotta go try and see my son.
I'll see you later. I'll call you later.
Well baby, look here, take these, take these few dollars.
- I can't take that. - Yeah, come on, come on.
Take these few dollars.
Things are gonna get better. They gonna get better.
Ma, I promise you I'm gonna pay you back.
Hey, sir, how you doing? - I'm alright.
Were you aware that you ran a 55 in a 30 back there?
No ma'am.
Let me see your driver's license,
registration, and proof of insurance.
Okay, thank you. Hold tight.
Hey sir, I need you to step out the car.
For a speeding ticket?
Step out the car slowly,
put your hands up and face the car.
Put your hands behind your back, sir.
Your license came back suspended due to late child support.
You have the...
What? I literally just got that paper last week.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can
and will be used against you in a court of law.
Mike, Mike, calm down.
Man, I'm paying for child support,
and I haven't seen my son for weeks.
Man, I'm finna see my son today.
Listen son, now you upset,
and you're not thinking straight.
I guarantee if you go over that girl house,
I'm gonna get a call and you're gonna get arrested.
Now listen to me, son.
Ma, I'm going crazy here. Like I miss my son.
It's been weeks.
There's no telling what that crazy girl is doing to my son.
Mike, I'm begging you don't go over there.
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Hey, open the door. Let me see my son. Man, you crazy.
Hey open up the door, you crazy bitch, man. Open up man.
Let me see my son! Open up the door.
Hey! Open up the door, Jezzy!
Sir. Sir, back away from the door. Sir.
Man look, I'm just trying to see my son.
Sir. Let me see your hands.
I ain't even with all that, bro.
Ma'am, do you know this gentleman?
Yes, that's my husband, but we're separated.
Man, she a liar, bro.
I've been calling her for weeks trying to see Devon.
Ma'am, are you keeping this gentleman from seeing his son?
No, he can see his son anytime,
but he needs to call so we can make arrangements.
This was legit.
You have the right to remain silent.
Man, I don't care about you taking me to jail, bro.
Man, I don't care about that, bro.
Just go check on my son man. Make sure my son alright.
Bro, please, bro. I'm just, that's all I care about.
Your son is asleep
and I don't want him being disturbed.
Man, please bro. Look, he in there crying right now, bro.
Man, please.
Ma'am could he please just see his son?
Can you let my handcuffs go, man?
No.
Alright, little man.
Daddy love you. Alright? Always remember that.
Daddy love you. I'm here for you, man.
Oh, I'm glad we got here early.
That way you could relax and get your thoughts together.
Yeah, I wasn't sure how parking would be.
Look, somebody's pulling out right there.
Yeah, good.
That mean we don't have to walk too far.
I know they saw us waiting.
Oops, you gotta be quicker than that.
I can kill you right now and get away with it.
Can't get away with it.
Oh no, not today.
I rebuke you devil, in the name of Jesus.
Look, look, look son, don't let this get you off your game.
If anything, let it make you more determined
to win this divorce.
Man, y'all go ahead and go inside.
I'll find a parking spot.
Alright.
Good morning everyone.
Morning. - Good morning.
Sorry about the change in location last minute,
but I'm sure you guys heard about everything
that went on in the courtroom yesterday.
Please be seated. Alright, let's see. Let's get started.
Judge Crane, my client is running a little bit late.
He'll be here any minute.
Sorry Your Honor. Sorry I'm late.
Someone stole my parking spot.
Sir, I do not need to hear your excuses,
but thank you for gracing us with your presence.
Please have a seat.
Okay, we are here today
to discuss Mr. And Mrs. Davenport's case for divorce.
Jezzy Davenport and Mike Davenport
have been married three months, separated four.
And y'all have a son, Devon, is that correct?
Yes. - Yes, Your Honor.
Okay, great. Alright, so let's start with you Jezzy.
Mrs. Davenport, why are you seeking a divorce
after only three months?
I'm seeking a divorce because my husband has
been cheating since the beginning of our marriage.
Even when I was pregnant with our child,
he was cheating and he was getting more and more abusive.
Okay. Mr. Davenport, why are you seeking a divorce,
again after only three months of marriage?
I'm seeking a divorce, Your Honor,
because I believe this woman right here has a case
of undiagnosed bipolar disorder,
and I fear for my life if I remain
in this marriage any longer.
Oh well I'm crazy for being abused and cheated on?
If anything, I'm reacting
to being hurt over and over again by you.
Mrs. Davenport, I understand that you're going
through an emotional time right now,
but I need you to calm down, okay?
- Yes, Your Honor. - We got this. We got this.
So you accused Mr. Davenport of cheating.
Do you have any evidence to support these allegations?
Yes, Your Honor.
Mr. Davenport, are these pictures of you?
Yes, Your Honor.
That's me, but that was months after we were separated,
and I could see that she failed
to include the dates on those photos.
Mrs. Davenport, would you happen to have any more evidence
that you would like to present right now?
No, Your Honor.
Okay.
Mr. Davenport, can you explain
why you think Mrs. Davenport has bipolar disorder?
Well, first, Your Honor, I seen the glitch from early on,
but I was just so in love with Jezzy that I dismissed it.
She's accused me of fucking every girl
that likes my pictures on Facebook,
she has had me arrested under false accusations, Your Honor,
and I mean, I don't mean to be disrespectful Your Honor,
but I just have no faith in this system,
because every situation, every time I was arrested,
no one cared to hear my side of the story.
They all just assumed that she was the victim.
There's two sides to every story, Your Honor.
Okay, but continue with
why you think she has bipolar disorder.
Yes, Your Honor.
Well, secondly, a friend of mine's wedding invitation
was sent to my house,
and I'm sitting there with the bride and groom, you know,
laughing and talking, and next thing you know,
Jezzy walks in, giving me a kiss on my cheek saying,
"hey baby," acting like we're just this perfect couple.
The poor bride and groom, you know,
I'm scared for them because the most beautiful day
of their lives is about to be ruined,
so I had to just sit there so that way she wasn't triggered.
Your Honor, that's not true. I went because I was invited.
Mrs. Davenport, you'll have your time to respond. Okay?
Mr. Davenport, please continue.
So one more incident, Your Honor.
So after being harassed over and over and over again,
I never told her where I moved
when I moved in with a roommate in a gated community,
where you needed a buzzer to get in, Your Honor.
Okay.
Well I'm there watching my roommate's son
and next thing you know I hear a knock on the door
saying, "pizza delivery."
So I go to the door and it's her saying,
"hey, can I have my family back?
I want my family back."
So I asked her to leave, you know,
because I'm in there babysitting.
Next thing you know she pushes her way on in.
We're rolling on the ground, scaring this poor kid to death.
Next thing you know, the police walks in. Again.
If it wasn't for my roommate's son,
I would probably be arrested.
Okay, well I've heard enough from both sides.
Mrs. Davenport, what are you seeking today?
I would like increased child support,
increased medical insurance, and alimony.
Okay.
And what are you seeking Mr. Davenport?
Well, I lost my job, Your Honor,
but I'll be starting another one in another couple of weeks,
with less pay.
So I kind of wanted to know
if the child support could remain the same.
No for alimony, and as far as insurance,
Devon's already on my insurance.
Okay.
And another thing, Your Honor,
I don't know if there's anything you could do about this,
but the court gave me and Jezzy joint custody of Devon,
and I haven't seen him for 14 weeks.
So kind of give you a little example of that.
Thanksgiving, she had me running here
and there just to meet up to get Devon.
When I would go to one location, she'll move to another.
Your Honor, this happened for maybe about an hour.
At that time I had family members at home waiting
to see Devon, some of them for the first time.
Okay. Alright.
So one thing I do agree with both of you on,
I'm gonna grant this divorce.
Yes.
Listening to both of you,
a child does not need to grow up
in this negative environment.
You understand?
Mr. Davenport, according to the law,
you did commit adultery.
Yes, you all may have been separated,
but you were still legally married.
Mrs. Davenport I have no doubt that you were extremely hurt,
knowing your husband had committed the adultery,
but whether you were separated or not,
the hurt still lingers,
and I understand the photos
that you seen must have been devastating, okay?
Here we go again. Huh.
Mr. Davenport, you are obligated to pay child support
but the amount will stay the same.
Mrs. Davenport, do you have insurance on your job?
Yes, Your Honor. I do.
Okay, so Mr. Davenport,
your insurance will not increase.
That's BS.
Mrs. Davenport, if you think Devon needs
more insurance then I suggest you add him to your policy.
Also, alimony is denied.
You all were together only three months.
Mr. Davenport... - Wow.
What time did you actually see
your son on Thanksgiving?
It was after 6:00 PM, Your Honor.
Thank you.
Mrs. Davenport, even though the court's paper did not
have a specific time on it,
I think you know what you were doing.
Okay? - Yes, sir.
We can't give you the time back
that you missed with your son.
Right?
But what we can do is grant you
for the next year full-time with your son...
Oh, wow. - And holidays.
Holidays? - All holidays.
All holidays? - All.
That's crazy.
And for a year you will choose the designated point
of location for pickups and dropoffs.
It's not fair that you have to run around the city,
trying to find your son all the time.
Okay. So I have one last thing to ask.
Mrs. Davenport, one question.
Why is no one here supporting you today?
I don't need them. But anyway they had to work.
Says a lot, Mrs. Davenport.
That says a lot. This meeting's adjourned.
♪ I'm gonna go, don't like you no more ♪
♪ Now you know, yeah, why I tiptoe ♪
♪ Tic-Tac-Toe, three strikes in a row ♪
♪ Girl that game is over, you're an X and I'm a O ♪
♪ I'm trying to get bread ♪
♪ And all you leave me with is toast ♪
What's up, Mike?
What's going on, little sis?
Little bro, you had be scared for a minute.
I didn't know if you was gonna kill her,
or she was gonna kill you.
Man, I'm telling you sis,
she brought the absolute worst out of me.
Man, I ain't like who I was becoming, I'm telling you.
Alright. - What's going on, man?
What's up bro? Congratulations.
Appreciate you. Appreciate you.
So look peep this, though,
so I know you kind of been on the fence
with everything you're going through, right?
Trust me, I've been there before.
But at the end of the day,
as long as you there for your kid, that's all that matter.
Appreciate you, man. - Much love.
♪ I'm gonna go, don't like you no more ♪
♪ Now you know, yeah, why I tiptoe ♪
♪ Tic-Tac-Toe, three strikes in a row ♪
♪ Girl that game is over, you're an X and I'm a O ♪
♪ I'm trying to get bread ♪
♪ And all you leave me with is toast ♪
♪ Think it will be better if I get a bingo ghost ♪
♪ I'm so over you ♪
♪ Baby girl, you were so great ♪
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with being needy ♪
♪ But you really didn't need me ♪
♪ You were so good at deceiving ♪
♪ And I'm so good at believing ♪
♪ I thought you were the greatest ♪
- Yo, congratulations, man. - Appreciate you, brother.
Hey, yo, Mike. This is Sabrina.
She's new at the job, man.
Oh hell nah, man.
Look Mike, Mike is definitely out
of the game for a little minute,
but no disrespect, sweetheart.
I'm Mike. - Nice to meet you, Mike.
Nice to meet you.
Alright, y'all, come on.
♪ Happy divorce day to you ♪
♪ Happy divorce day dear Mike ♪
Hold, hold, hold, hold. Nah, we ain't doing it like that.
♪ Happy divorce day to you ♪
Okay, okay. ♪ Happy divorce day to you ♪
♪ Happy divorce day, happy divorce day to you ♪
♪ Happy divorce day to you, happy divorce day ♪
♪ Happy divorce day ♪
Shh. Now listen.
Thank you for giving our family another chance.