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Happiness is right here.

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400 steps up the steeple of Our Saviour's
Church with no panties on and with Emil.

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Jesus, I'm in love with you!

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And he just said he's in love with me.

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Everybody's hoping

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Never to be abandoned

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Alone

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When you reach out to me

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I am always there

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I think most of us long
to be entangled in other people's lives.

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To belong to someone.

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Someone who stays, when times are bad.

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When everything turns sour and ugly.

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Emil and I nearly didn't happen.

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I didn't even notice him,
the first time I met him,

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-Congrats on your book.
-Thanks.

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-We are huge fans.
-Really?

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My best friend, Gro, brought him along.

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-Hi, Gro!
-Here you go.

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-My favorite bubbly.
-Congrats.

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Thanks, darling.

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Huge congrats. I'm going to pop out again…

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-To charge the car.
-It's got power.

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I want to try it.
We've just bought a Tesla.

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-Right.
-Thanks.

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Mia, meet Emil.
He's our upstairs neighbor.

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Hi. Mia.

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-Congratulations.
-Thanks!

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Emil needed to get out.
Divorced. Lacking in vitamin D, right?

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Exactly. On the brink of scurvy.

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-Scurvy?
-Yeah. It's an odd old word.

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That's how I thought of him too.
"Odd and old."

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Dear Mia, Tour de Force is here.

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The story about Rebecca
and her struggles with love.

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I love being your editor
and am honored also to be your friend.

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Come on up here.

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Come on!

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"Rebecca knew how to be in love."

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"She knew how to be a dream, a fantasy,

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but she didn't know
how to be someone's girlfriend."

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"Once again, she had fallen for
an immature man with commitment issues."

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"He didn't have to say anything.
She could hear him think."

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"'Let me get away from
that crazy and emotional desperado."

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"So, back in the saddle, Rebecca.
Swipe, swipe, swipe."

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No… It's that song with Tessa. Come on.

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Not again.

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-Come on!
-Wait.

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I actually didn't notice Emil.

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I mostly saw this guy.

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Do you want to come home with me
and hear some red wine…

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or listen to records
and drink some red wine?

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I've got school tomorrow.

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-You're in college?
-No, I'm in high school.

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I'm a sophomore. At Rysensteen.

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Some might say that. But not me.

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No way, José.

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I would still be screwing teenagers,
had Gro not insisted…

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Meet him for coffee, for God's sake!

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He's sweet and decent,
and you fascinate him.

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-What's wrong with him?
-Nothing.

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Wouldn't it be fun
to try an adult for a change?

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And stop saying that he's too old!
You're the same age.

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-So I became an archaeologist instead.
-Really? That's crazy.

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So you go digging in Egypt
with a tiny spoon?

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No, I don't do that.

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It's more like computer glasses
and spreadsheets at the Glyptotek Museum.

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I'm the exhibition director.

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-I've read your book.
-Okay?

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-Yeah.
-That was fast.

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Well, I have plenty of time,
when I don't have the kids…

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Oh no! He's got kids!

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-Gro did mention my kids, right?
-Nope.

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-She didn't. But it's f…
-Don't worry. I won't whip out the photos.

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That's the spot I had in mind.

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Okay. That's a nice spot.

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Do you create Rebecca
based on your own experiences?

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I borrow from my own life,
fictionalize it and…

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-Then it just evolves.
-That sounds cool.

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-I'm not even on IG, so I'm more private.
-Okay.

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Shit!

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What?

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-Can I just…
-What's up?

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-Can I hide here for a second, please?
-Sure…

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I dated the guy with the bike
for six months.

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Okay.

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Is he dangerous?

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I think he's spotted you.

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He's stopped now.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Would you tell the woman trying to hide
I'd like my Prince album?

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Hi, Jeppe.

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Sorry about your album.
I'll send it to you.

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Is that all you have to say?

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What do you want me to say?

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"Sorry, I just left you like that," maybe?

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-Good luck with her.
-Stop it, Jeppe!

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-Thanks.
-I told you, you'll get your album back.

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-Forget it. I've got Spotify.
-But…

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-I'm sorry you had to see that.
-Don't be. It was a wonderful moment.

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I have a knack for picking the idiots.

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-Do you want me to beat him up?
-Yes!

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-I'll do that then.
-No…

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Anyway, I wanted to say
that your book is really funny.

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And I love the way
you question the structures.

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I like your humorous approach.

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Say that again.

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-What?
-Structures.

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Structures.

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Your mouth looks sexy
when you say "structures."

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I get that a lot.

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That's why I slip it into conversation.

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Structures.

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He was sweet, intelligent and mature,
but I'd still be ditching him anyway.

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-He's got two kids!
-All right.

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Isn't that pretty settled? Is that cool?

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I talked to my brother and his boyfriend,
who have an actual relationship.

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So what if he's got kids?

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-People have kids.
-Right.

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We don't, but I mean,
people have kids, Mia.

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-We're probably just very different.
-So are we.

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It took me three years
to get your brother's humor.

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"Oh, you're being ironic now
and not callous."

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I'm glad you think so.

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But for once it's someone, we'd like
to have a glass of red wine with.

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Remember that freshman…

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-He was a college freshman!
-No!

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-That guy with the band and daddy issues.
-And threw up all over my kilim rug.

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And drank my expensive Christmas Barolo
from the ministry.

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-Stop!
-It was expensive.

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You fucked in the bathroom! No!

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-What?
-Sorry!

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-No, he can't cope!
-I want to hear this. What?

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I've hot-cycled all the towels.

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-Great.
-Don't worry about it.

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-That was supposed to be a secret.
-I've got it.

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-I'll find a younger guy.
-No…

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-Here's to a younger guy.
-No!

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-I was being ironic, honey.
-Good! Cheers.

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And then I finally landed in my thirties

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and decided to give
"odd and old" a chance.

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What are you doing?

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-Can't you tell? It's a napkin flower.
-It's pretty.

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-Thanks.
-Where did you learn to do that?

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I took an origami course.
Three months in Kyoto.

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I lie. I got it off YouTube.

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-You're silly.
-I don't think so.

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You have a lovely laugh.

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Thanks.

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It's for you.

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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

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Right!

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No!

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No! You're awesome!

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Don't stop.

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Sorry, I've got to get it.
It's Katrine's ringtone.

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-What?
-It might be important. I'll just…

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Hey, what's up?

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Now?

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Right, bye.

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They're on their way up.

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-What? Who?
-Felix and Selma.

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I'm really crazy about you,

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but it might be a bit too soon
for them to meet you.

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-I think you…
-Yes, of course.

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-Could we… Yes!
-Right…

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-What else?
-My pants.

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Here they are!

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Goddammit.

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Right. No, no! The kitchen stairs.

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Dad!

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Dad?

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Okay!

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-Did you have a nice day?
-I've got a bogey.

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On your finger? That's great!

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Wash your hands.
I'll get you some lemonade.

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-But, Dad?
-Yeah?

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Selma says, Brother is a name.
No goddamn way, right?

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Yes. Mind your language.
Sis is a name too.

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It means sister.

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-Yeah…
-This is for you.

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That's so weird.

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-Dad, whose toothbrush is this?
-Yeah, whose toothbrush is it?

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Good question.

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It's someone called Mia's… toothbrush.

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Why didn't she take it with her
when she left?

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That's a good question.

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-Dad, you're smiling.
-Yes!

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-You're weird.
-Yes, I'm a bit weird.

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It's just because Mia makes me very happy.

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Did Mom give you a good beating at hers?

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Or do I have to do it every time?

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No…

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Don't get annoyed, all right? I can
just smell that it's tested as the best.

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-When I read it…
-Hi!

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,708
-Hello?
-How nice.

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-Did you use the backdoor?
-Hi, honey.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-Yeah…
-Good morning.

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Good morning. Were you upstairs, you slut?

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-I was.
-Do you want coffee?

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-Yes, please.
-Thanks.

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-Tell me.
-I like him more and more.

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-I told you so.
-And the sex is really good.

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-Hallelujah, sister.
-I'm not surprised.

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We're all fuckboys in this building.

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He's genetically predisposed.

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Isn't that right?

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-Are you a little fuckboy?
-Stop it!

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-Can you say fuckboy?
-Of course not!

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-Fuckboy.
-Yay!

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Cut it out.

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So, you'll be a bonus mom.

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-"Cardboard mom."
-Steady on.

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"Plastic mom"? What's the name for it?

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-I don't know.
-Well.

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I have to meet them first,
and then we'll see, I guess.

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God!

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That's crazy!

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00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,125
It's either the evil stepmom
or the sweet governess, right?

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That's your choice.

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Heavy stereotypes.

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Then I'll opt
for the sweet one of them for sure.

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The do-gooder, who sings with the kids.

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From that movie.

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-No, with the umbrella and the bag.
-Right!

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That's me.

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Everybody likes her.

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Could that be a book?
The bonus mom whom everybody likes?

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It's juicy. And a lot of people are just…

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It's their reality, right?
"Your, mine, our children."

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A huge readership.

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Rikke!

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I haven't even met them, and you're
turning it into a business deal!

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-Is it too much?
-No.

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Are you nervous?

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-Let's go in.
-Can't wait.

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Me too.

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Sadly, they're hiding,
so I don't know where they are.

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Oh dear.

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00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,708
-Yeah.
-What a shame.

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00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:14,625
Yeah.

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Because I have these giant chocolate bars.

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Felix, giant chocolate bars! Open!

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Hi, guys.

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This is Mia.

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I'm so excited to meet you.

250
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,375
These are for you.

251
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:41,125
But I can't remember
if you even like chocolate.

252
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,625
We do, Dad.

253
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,250
Would you like to show me your room?

254
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,916
I know how to juggle three balls.

255
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,125
You do?

256
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,083
-What?
-Just like a clown.

257
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,666
-Really?
-Can I try on your shoes?

258
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,166
Sure. I'm sure they'll really suit you.

259
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:06,041
Our room's in here.
Dad told us to tidy up before you came.

260
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,291
They look great on you.

261
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,291
See you, Mia.

262
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,500
See you.

263
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,583
-Bye.
-Go and meet Mom. I'm coming.

264
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,333
That went really well.

265
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,375
Back in two.

266
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,000
Can I ask you something?

267
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:56,791
Have you decided
not to have more kids, or…

268
00:16:58,958 --> 00:16:59,833
No…

269
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,791
-Okay.
-I don't think I have.

270
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,791
Why?

271
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,500
It's just that I'd like
to have a baby at some point.

272
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,416
With you.

273
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,458
I'm glad to hear that.

274
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,000
Let's make a baby?

275
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:35,083
9 MONTHS LATER

276
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,000
-Want me to braid your hair?
-My tights are itchy!

277
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,416
Stop thinking about it.

278
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,666
Felix! Did you pack your bag?
We're leaving.

279
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,416
-What day is it?
-It's Wednesday.

280
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,000
-Wednesday?
-Yeah.

281
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,791
Fuck! What about his gym clothes?
I don't think they're clean. Shit!

282
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,791
Felix, give me my phone.

283
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,458
Thanks. Go pack your school bag.

284
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:17,125
Why does she call it "gym clothes"?
It's called "PE kit"?

285
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,666
Because we're old.
In the old days, it was "gym clothes."

286
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,333
Dad!

287
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,958
-Honey, did you find them?
-Yes.

288
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,250
-Then bring them please.
-Right.

289
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:36,083
Fuck!

290
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,291
-Come on, Dad!
-Coming.

291
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,458
I'm grabbing the gym…

292
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:39,583
So…

293
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,333
I think we should get help.

294
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,541
Yeah. Let's do that.

295
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,500
Are you okay?

296
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,375
I'm worried that I'm the problem.

297
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:01,083
Emil already has two kids,
so we know that it isn't him.

298
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,791
That's why we were so pleased
you could see us.

299
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,041
Public health services take forever…

300
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:09,375
You know what?

301
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,541
Everything looks just fine.

302
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,291
-Really?
-Yes.

303
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,375
You can get up and get dressed.

304
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:18,666
Thank you.

305
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,000
Right.

306
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,083
Wow!

307
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,208
This place is big.

308
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,125
-I'm sorry we were a chair short.
-No worries.

309
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,416
We're actually already done.

310
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,333
-Right.
-Yes.

311
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,666
-Oh?
-Everything looks just fine.

312
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,833
-Yes. Just fine.
-Great!

313
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,458
Mia, I've uploaded a couple of
prescriptions on the server for you.

314
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,833
Some tablets to help your eggs mature.

315
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:53,333
You'll need an ultrasound scan,
and then we'll figure out

316
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:56,250
when to start you on Ovitrelle
to trigger ovulation.

317
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,166
Right.

318
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,625
36 hours later,
we'll inseminate you with Emil's sperm.

319
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:01,666
-Right.
-And then…

320
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,875
You'll need suppositories to strengthen
your vaginal mucus membrane.

321
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,583
Okay? That's it.

322
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,666
-Great!
-Great! Yeah…

323
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,625
-It'll be fine. Don't worry.
-Yeah.

324
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,166
-We can't wait.
-Yes…

325
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,083
Yeah.

326
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,958
She's a giant sun
shining on the entire family.

327
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:23,083
She's a fucking Messiah spreading
light and joy on everyone around her.

328
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,333
She's the Savior.
The bonus mom sent from above.

329
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,541
She cares for two kids.

330
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:34,083
Two kids, I didn't give birth to…

331
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:38,458
I love them. But I didn't give birth…

332
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,208
BONUS MOM - A COMEDY

333
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:55,000
TWO KIDS… I LOVE THEM,
BUT DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO…

334
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,458
Honey?

335
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,666
Emil, honey. You fell asleep.

336
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,375
Come on.

337
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:25,291
I don't understand why it takes you
so long to tuck them in every night.

338
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,208
No.

339
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,458
They said 36 hours before.

340
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,750
-Honey, 35 or 36… I'm sure it's fine?
-How should I know?

341
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,166
No.

342
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,750
So this one should be turned to… Hang on…

343
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,875
This way.

344
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,500
-Yes.
-To…

345
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:46,750
250.

346
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,000
Whoops. That's not good.

347
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,958
There's an air bubble.
That's dangerous, right?

348
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,583
The nurse explained that, remember?

349
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,375
-Is it supposed to be there?
-I don't know.

350
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,083
A small one's not dangerous.

351
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:01,916
Okay, it's a small one.

352
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,583
-Yes. Just do it.
-Right. Okay.

353
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,041
Okay.

354
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:14,500
-One, two, three, four, five.
-One, two three, four, five.

355
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,625
That's it!

356
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,625
Didn't it hurt?

357
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,583
Nope. It wasn't that bad.

358
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,958
I've got an idea.

359
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,541
Is this big enough
for your sperm fireworks?

360
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,750
You can step down now.

361
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,500
-Right. But…
-You can sit up now.

362
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,833
Won't it run out?

363
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:54,958
-You can sit up. Don't worry.
-Okay.

364
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:58,708
Thanks.

365
00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:02,250
There you go.

366
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:05,750
Hey.

367
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,250
I had to go to the second floor this time.

368
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:14,250
We've already performed the insemination.

369
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:15,958
Okay?

370
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:16,916
Yes.

371
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,208
Well, great. So the sperm's in there.

372
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,708
-How did it go?
-It's hard to say yet.

373
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:26,750
Let's hope that's all it takes.
The sperm sample wasn't too bad.

374
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:32,041
-What does that mean?
-It contained nine million sperm cells.

375
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,291
-Okay!
-Great.

376
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:37,333
The average is 15 million.

377
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:42,250
Right. I have two kids already.

378
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,125
But men's sperm quality
may deteriorate with age.

379
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,541
-Not many are aware of that.
-So it's just…

380
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,791
Mia, you'll get a new prescription.

381
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,250
Honey!

382
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:56,000
-He said nine million was fine, okay?
-That's not quite what he said.

383
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,583
Emil, wait a minute.

384
00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,208
I just need to put the chair back
where I found it.

385
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,041
Shut the door!

386
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,083
Honey…

387
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:10,041
-This place is a freaking maze!
-Hey, hey.

388
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:13,375
There may only be nine million,
but I love all of them.

389
00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:18,166
Okay? And they were just ejected
into me at exactly the right time.

390
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:21,791
It'll be fine.

391
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,208
It's nice here.

392
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:58,875
Are you okay in there?

393
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,708
Yes…

394
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,958
I hope it's consensual?

395
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,875
Yes! Hell yeah!

396
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,500
-Thanks for asking.
-Good to know.

397
00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,750
-Knock yourselves out!
-Thanks!

398
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:22,375
-Was that Anne Marie Helger?
-Yes, I think so.

399
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,458
-Go faster!
-Wait for me!

400
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:27,666
Careful, don't fall.
Especially you, Felix.

401
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,375
-Especially you, Felix.
-Viggo!

402
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:31,500
Hey, honey?

403
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,625
I feel nauseous.

404
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,583
-How annoying.
-No! I feel nauseous!

405
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,208
-Really?
-And my boobs are sore.

406
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,250
These?

407
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,500
-Let's go home and pamper you.
-No!

408
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,625
Yes! I hate these forced get-togethers.

409
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:52,750
-I want to meet the other parents.
-Why? That's so weird!

410
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,958
Come! We're about to start, so come on in.

411
00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,291
-We're coming!
-Coming.

412
00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:57,791
That's Oscar's mom.

413
00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:01,583
She'll recruit you for all kinds
of committees, you don't want to be on.

414
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:02,625
Come on.

415
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:10,416
Who are you?

416
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:14,416
I'm Selma and Felix' bonus mom.

417
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,333
-I'm Oscar.
-Really?

418
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,500
Hi! Let me start by saying
that it's important

419
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:23,041
we don't just sit
with the same people every time.

420
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,916
And I'd like to mention
that I still need volunteers

421
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,250
for the Halloween
party committee this fall.

422
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,666
Now, let's dig into the lovely buffet!

423
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:40,250
Hi.

424
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,125
Hi!

425
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:45,208
-Do you want chocolate marshmallows?
-I want some!

426
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,291
-Stop.
-No.

427
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,166
I told you how important it is

428
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:52,666
for us to remember to talk
to everyone in the parent cohort.

429
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:56,458
That way the children also
remember that they don't…

430
00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,583
Everybody should be included.

431
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:01,000
-Perhaps we could organize it a bit?
-Yes.

432
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,500
Make a little spreadsheet?

433
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,291
-Would you like a glass?
-No, thanks.

434
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,208
I see.

435
00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:14,666
-Are you expecting?
-It's very early days…

436
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,833
-Exciting! Congratulations!
-Thanks.

437
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,208
-Oscar's mom?
-Yes?

438
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:25,541
-I'd like to help the party committee.
-That's great! Thank you!

439
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,583
I really have to go now!

440
00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:30,500
I'm ready.

441
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:32,875
Here you are.

442
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:43,625
Okay…

443
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,666
There you go.

444
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,875
Did you sleep well?

445
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,458
-I think the underfloor heating's off.
-Honey. Let's just…

446
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:18,000
Right, sorry.

447
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,125
Oh, well.

448
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:38,750
It's okay.

449
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,375
Is it really okay?

450
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,750
Yeah, sure. I mean…

451
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,666
-Yeah.
-Come.

452
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:02,041
Now we're adding lavender.

453
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,500
And inhale.

454
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:13,708
I read that Danish men's sperm count
has halved over the past 40 years.

455
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:14,708
Breathe in…

456
00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:16,958
What are Danish men doing wrong?

457
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:20,458
They drink beer with their laptops
resting directly on their balls.

458
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:24,333
No. They say that the sperm quality
already deteriorates in the womb.

459
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:27,083
So the mothers are to blame. Naturally!

460
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,083
Sorry.

461
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,166
Pine.

462
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:34,833
Good for your lungs. And your digestion.

463
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,375
Here comes the heat. There you go.

464
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,791
Seriously, it's an epidemic.

465
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,166
A real threat to mankind.

466
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,750
Yes, or a solution to climate change.
That depends on your…

467
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:51,750
We forgot again.

468
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,250
Please remember you need to be silent.

469
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,291
-Yeah…
-Here comes the heat.

470
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,750
It's just so fucked up.

471
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:02,875
I'm the one having
all the hormones and injections.

472
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:04,666
But the problem is Emil's sperm.

473
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:07,291
-Are you serious right now?
-Sorry!

474
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:45,000
It's just that counting back,
we had sex 12 hours ago, right?

475
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,875
The clinic said it would be best

476
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,666
if there's constantly sperm
in the uterus during ovulation.

477
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:50,916
We fuck constantly.

478
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,833
My dick hurts. We fucked twice yesterday
and once last night.

479
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,166
We fuck a lot.

480
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:59,083
And we have to fuck today
to hedge our bets.

481
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,500
Hedge our bets? That makes me horny.

482
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,541
-I love it when you talk dirty.
-It's not funny, Emil. It really isn't!

483
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,000
I always take the initiative.

484
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,375
The day's almost over.
What if I'm ovulating?

485
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:12,583
It's not almost over.
It's not even 2 p.m.!

486
00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,791
-We can fuck when we get home.
-They said "during the day"!

487
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,208
-Not in the afternoon!
-Stop. It's too much.

488
00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:19,666
You're being hysterical.

489
00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,291
Mia. Honey?

490
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,083
Honey, stop! What are you doing?

491
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:01,875
Why are you leaving?

492
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,833
If I'm hysterical,
why are we together in the first place?

493
00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:06,875
Honey!

494
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:12,666
It was a stupid remark. I'm sorry.

495
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:15,208
I'm not hysterical.

496
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,666
I'm just worried

497
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:22,416
that all this hassle,
injections and bullshit will be wasted,

498
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:27,000
and we'll miss an ovulation,
just because we are tired of having sex.

499
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:30,083
Your sperm count had dropped
to only four million this time.

500
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,333
Yes, I remember my sperm count, Mia.

501
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:37,750
I hate how this is ruining our sex life.

502
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,916
I love our sex life.

503
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:45,208
Now I'm afraid
that I don't turn you on anymore.

504
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,333
Come on.

505
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208
I'm worn thin.

506
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:02,708
Can I do anything?

507
00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:08,833
Yeah. Okay, come on.

508
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,458
Kiss my neck.

509
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:28,083
Do you want to watch porn?

510
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:32,333
-Porn? No.
-No, okay. I just thought it might help.

511
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,583
Okay, or…

512
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:40,083
We could try it.

513
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:43,625
-Yeah?
-Or… Do you want to?

514
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,083
-Sure.
-Really?

515
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,666
Okay.

516
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:55,416
-"Horny stepmother."
-Bam!

517
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,041
Okay!

518
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:07,250
If I could just get this stocking off.

519
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,041
-Could we fast-forward it?
-Yes.

520
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:13,791
Get to where the action is.

521
00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:18,416
Yes!

522
00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:21,041
-All right!
-Whoa!

523
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,916
-I'll find something else.
-Please.

524
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,291
-Okay.
-Oh yes.

525
00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,208
Do you watch porn?

526
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:34,333
One stumbles across it from time to time.

527
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,666
You stumble across PornTube?

528
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,833
Say that again.

529
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:42,708
What? PornTube?

530
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,916
Your mouth looks very sexy
when you say PornTube.

531
00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,250
Really?

532
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:04,750
Wait a minute.

533
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,458
Okay.

534
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,416
Fuck.

535
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,916
Fuck, you're hot.

536
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,125
-I'm about to come. I'm coming!
-Yes!

537
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:29,958
You are wonderful! God, that hurts!

538
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:34,833
Up. Give me a hand.

539
00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:36,833
Here you go.

540
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,041
We need to make a new plan.

541
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,333
We have to drink less wine
and eat more fish.

542
00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:51,083
And you have to stop wearing
those tight boxers.

543
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,500
I'm getting acupuncture,
and so should you.

544
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,958
Sure. But could we…

545
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:58,791
Honey. Let's go and sit down
for a bit and just…

546
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,583
Let me just change the bag.

547
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,083
Okay.

548
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,916
-Let me help.
-No! And smoking at parties is a no-go.

549
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,750
-I've stopped.
-No, you haven't.

550
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,000
-When…
-You smoked last weekend, right?

551
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,625
True. Honey, do it slowly.

552
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:16,125
The sperm count can improve
in just three months.

553
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,500
-You can actually do something about it.
-Honey…

554
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,750
-Why are the bags so weird?
-I know. Sorry.

555
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:25,750
I thought they were the big ones.
They fit, but you have to do it slowly.

556
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:28,583
I have to relax and not worry so much!

557
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:33,333
My body obviously can't…
Stress lodges in my body…

558
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,166
Honey, you're tearing the bags.

559
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,583
Would you let me do it? Could I do it?

560
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:40,291
Go and change your shorts!

561
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,625
Yes. I'm on it.

562
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:54,541
That one is so broody.
She's sitting on nothing.

563
00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:57,250
But because she thinks
she's sitting on eggs,

564
00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,208
she doesn't lay any.

565
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:03,916
It'll go on like that forever
if you don't help them snap out of it.

566
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:07,666
Sometimes, you can put a bucket
over their heads to cure them.

567
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:09,625
A bucket? That sounds mean.

568
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,208
No. 24 hours,
and they're completely de-brooded.

569
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,458
Broody is a ridiculous word.

570
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:21,583
Simon is super broody. He told Vester
we're trying to make a baby sister.

571
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,583
-Really?
-Yeah. I don't know if I even want to.

572
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:28,166
Will you be taking responsibility
for your own kids soon?

573
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,875
Sure. Let's find some sticks
and make campfire bread?

574
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,458
-Yes.
-Yes!

575
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:36,541
Yay! Raw dough
and clothes reeking of bonfire.

576
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,000
Hey, Gro.
Do they serve wine at your workplace?

577
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:41,541
No, Rikke! This is a family playground.

578
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,583
Exactly! That's why
you need to have a stash.

579
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,000
You've been invited
to the Gothenburg Book Fair.

580
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:50,791
-For a reading and an interview on-stage.
-Great!

581
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,416
Perfect!

582
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,750
I really need some money.
Fertility treatment is really expensive.

583
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:56,958
Thanks for the draft.

584
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,375
Did you like it?

585
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,208
-You didn't like it.
-The question is, do you like it?

586
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:03,500
Such an annoying question, Rikke.

587
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,041
-I'm struggling with it.
-You're in the crap phase.

588
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,791
Nothing new there. You really stink!

589
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:13,958
Losing control stinks,
but you've to push through.

590
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,541
-You said I stink.
-Damn right!

591
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,666
You're right.

592
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:27,291
I can't get a handle on it,
and I'm so uninspired and…

593
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:30,958
Bonus mom comedy…

594
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,583
Remind me
why we thought it was a good idea.

595
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,166
It's not a bad idea!

596
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:40,208
-It doesn't feel like a comedy.
-Why does it have to be funny if it isn't?

597
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,333
I feel like the authenticity isn't there.

598
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:46,750
You're so annoying, when you're right!

599
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:51,041
Now, if my cold and wise editor
would just buzz off,

600
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:52,916
so I can hang out
with my nice friend, Rikke?

601
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,083
-Fine. Let's talk about my birthday!
-Sure.

602
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:58,625
Tell me, what you're going to wear.
No, shut up!

603
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:02,375
I'll be wearing a dream of a dress.
It's to die for.

604
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,083
We made it!

605
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:06,208
BONUS MOM - A DRAMA!

606
00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:11,000
She's grateful that she liked
the children from the start.

607
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:14,083
Really liked them. And they liked her.

608
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,458
Yes! That's it!

609
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:21,250
Dad, I want the egg tray.

610
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:25,666
It felt natural to be with them.

611
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,458
Warm and nice.

612
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,208
-…green paint?
-What?

613
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:32,791
-The green paint.
-We used it all.

614
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,833
The dark green? You don't want pink?

615
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,458
That one.

616
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,708
Selma, for Christ's sake!

617
00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:11,708
-I needed some peace and quiet, okay?
-But I just wanted to show you my mask.

618
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,958
Yeah, but not right now, Selma.

619
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,208
-What's up?
-She didn't want to see it.

620
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,958
-What's going on?
-I'm just trying to work in peace.

621
00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:29,916
-There are interruptions and noise.
-Okay.

622
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,041
I can't focus. It's stressing me out.

623
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:35,333
I'll try to keep them quiet,
but they're entitled to their space.

624
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:45,500
If you don't have a child,
are you then still a child yourself?

625
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:01,083
How about we postpone the test
until after Rikke's party on Saturday?

626
00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:05,208
-Can you wait that long?
-Sure. We're happier when we're hoping.

627
00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:08,000
We'll have more fun at the party.
We need a fun party.

628
00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:11,916
We'll be happy,
if you do the test and you're pregnant.

629
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,125
Weren't you trying for a baby?

630
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,375
-Yes. We are.
-Okay. Right.

631
00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:44,458
-We took a test this morning. Negative.
-Shit! I'm so sorry.

632
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,166
That sucks.

633
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:52,625
-And how are you guys doing?
-We just fuck like rabbits.

634
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:57,250
We're looking at a four-man tent.
It's a tent for the Tesla.

635
00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,750
Once you start looking
at accessories for the Tesla…

636
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:02,750
Sorry.

637
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:18,916
Whoa! What do I need to do
to get some privacy?

638
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,875
I just wanted to check in.

639
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,250
I can't even pee on my own.

640
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,708
I can't have a normal day at home

641
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:32,916
and just snuggle up and watch TV
without having kids all over the place,

642
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,583
because all of us have to share
the same fucking sofa!

643
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,875
Could we get a bigger sofa?

644
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:45,541
Nope. Because it clashes
with Emil's very sophisticated aesthetics.

645
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:49,208
-We don't have room for a big sofa.
-Room?

646
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:50,291
We really don't.

647
00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,041
What about me?

648
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:56,208
-What about you?
-Is there room for me in your fancy home?

649
00:42:57,458 --> 00:43:00,708
Let's call it a night, honey, okay?

650
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,291
"Let's call it a night, honey, okay?"

651
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:04,708
Wow.

652
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,666
Let's call it "boring policeman Emil."

653
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,291
Cheese Emil. Ew.

654
00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:12,291
I don't want to go home.

655
00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:13,708
-Okay.
-I'm fine.

656
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:17,250
-Maybe splash some water on your face?
-No fucking way!

657
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:22,375
Okay!

658
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,250
Are you leaving?

659
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:27,708
-You're so immature!
-I'm getting us a taxi.

660
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:31,208
Hey!

661
00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:36,458
It's fucking unfair that your sperm
worked with Katrine, but not with me!

662
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:39,750
Let's not talk about this,
when you're drunk! We're going home.

663
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:40,916
-No!
-Stop, please.

664
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,541
-You don't even want to talk to me!
-I do. Come on.

665
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,791
What's going on? Get a grip!

666
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:51,166
Don't tell me to get a grip!

667
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:53,708
Then don't.

668
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,833
-Let's get you home. Come on.
-No!

669
00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:58,500
-Okay…
-I don't want to go home!

670
00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:01,000
-Why don't you want to go home?
-Fuck you!

671
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,250
Honey!

672
00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:09,625
You're such a fucking pain!

673
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,458
Fuck!

674
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,208
Fuck.

675
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,250
Good morning.

676
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,625
Shit, I was wasted last night.

677
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,291
-I'll just…
-Would you please sit?

678
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,041
I feel very sheepish.

679
00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:36,791
And piggish.

680
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:39,708
Did you eat? I can make some toast.

681
00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:43,708
-Or…
-Can we just talk about…

682
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,083
Yes, of course.

683
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,250
Sometimes, I feel like
I'm just an extra in your feelings

684
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:56,666
-I'm here too.
-Of course…

685
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,958
Even if I don't always show my feelings.

686
00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:02,458
-I know, honey. I'm sorry that…
-Please let me say it.

687
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:05,791
Your anger is driving us a bit apart.

688
00:46:08,041 --> 00:46:10,708
It feels like you nurture
the bad feelings all alone

689
00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:15,625
instead of us talking about it
before it gets out of hand.

690
00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,708
-It might be the kids…
-Just answer it.

691
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,416
Hi, Katrine.

692
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,083
Oh, is it?

693
00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:30,916
Happy Mother's Day.

694
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:35,083
Right. That's right.

695
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:45,458
-You're on speaker. Mehmet's here too.
-Hi.

696
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,583
-Hi.
-Hi.

697
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:52,375
Last night, something fucking disastrous
happened with some random guy.

698
00:46:52,458 --> 00:46:55,916
-What?
-Emil and I had a huge fight.

699
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,750
I was hammered,
and almost made out with some guy.

700
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:03,541
Okay. So, Mia…
You say "almost." Penetration or not?

701
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:13,250
What's your name anyway?

702
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:24,833
The point is that I stopped it, right?
I didn't do it.

703
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:26,625
The old Mia would have done it.

704
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:30,000
-But I didn't! We only kissed.
-That's awesome, Mia.

705
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:34,250
-I have to tell Emil, right?
-Yeah, he'll be thrilled to hear it…

706
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,333
No, no. Be quiet, Andreas.

707
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:40,791
Mia… Deep breaths.
Don't do anything drastic.

708
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:45,291
It was a drunken mistake
with that random guy, right?

709
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:48,791
Yes! I love Emil.
I want to have a baby with him.

710
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:51,416
That's why he deserves my honesty.

711
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,208
No, honey! Don't tell the truth. Ever!

712
00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:57,541
-Listen to us. We know.
-Shit happens, all right?

713
00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:01,166
And you just have to live with it.
With the guilt, shame and grief and…

714
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,375
I just think I should tell him.

715
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:07,000
You just want to clear
your own guilty conscience.

716
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,375
Okay, listen for a sec.

717
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:11,833
You might want to think about
why you threw yourself at that guy.

718
00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:12,791
Exactly!

719
00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,708
What are you running away from?

720
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,666
-How did you guys get so wise?
-From our mistakes.

721
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,541
And I accidentally screwed
Christian from the Digital Agency.

722
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:24,250
But we talked it through in therapy,
because remember…

723
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:26,083
I feel a quote from hell coming on.

724
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,166
So says Esther Perel. Which means…

725
00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:39,916
-It's going to be fine.
-Everything will be fine.

726
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,291
By the way, did we tell you,
we've found a different agency?

727
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:46,833
Still in Colombia, but with
a much wider selection of surrogates.

728
00:48:46,916 --> 00:48:48,250
-Great.
-I know, right?

729
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,291
Super, right.

730
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:51,375
We had to remortgage massively to do it.

731
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:56,041
Tell me more about it later.
I'll keep my fingers crossed. Gotta go.

732
00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:59,666
-I think she was really happy for us.
-Yeah.

733
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,416
I'm sorry.

734
00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:18,208
What did you say?

735
00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:20,125
-I'm sorry!
-No…

736
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,708
I can't hear you.

737
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,541
You have to say it again.

738
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,625
What did you say?

739
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:31,958
Sorry, I was so stupid.

740
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:38,041
-I was stupid too.
-But I was worse.

741
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:40,291
Yes, you were.

742
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:44,375
Yes, you were.

743
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:58,666
Please don't get mad.

744
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:01,916
But…

745
00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:09,250
Yesterday, when I ran away from you…

746
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:13,750
Yeah. Could we just agree
that you won't do that again?

747
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,500
I won't do it again.

748
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,458
I love you.

749
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:26,208
I love you.

750
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,541
Like crazy.

751
00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:31,625
I love you more.

752
00:50:38,791 --> 00:50:41,125
Should the boring policeman
sort out breakfast?

753
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:44,458
We could sit on our lovely sofa
and have some breakfast.

754
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:46,750
Or we could call it a night.

755
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:48,750
-You were such a pain!
-Don't say it!

756
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:52,000
-I've never seen anything like it!
-Don't say it!

757
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,291
-Well, Mia…
-Could we wait for Emil?

758
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:58,125
Of course.

759
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,833
Ready.

760
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:20,625
Unfortunately, all three
insemination attempts failed,

761
00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,083
so the next step is fertility treatment,

762
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:26,875
where we fertilize the egg
and then place it in the uterus.

763
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,500
So you'll have to endure
another hormone treatment,

764
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:33,250
which entails
an injection to prevent ovulation.

765
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:37,625
You may experience some discomfort.
Most women say that they do.

766
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,166
You can read this pamphlet.

767
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,208
You're doing it again.

768
00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,583
-I'm sorry?
-You only address me.

769
00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:46,416
Emil is here too, you know.

770
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,583
This happens every time.

771
00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,791
I know my body is the arena
for this entire arrangement,

772
00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:54,500
but perhaps we could
at least share the mental load.

773
00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,875
-It doesn't matter.
-Yes, it does.

774
00:51:57,791 --> 00:52:01,708
It's not right to treat the man
like some second-rate parent.

775
00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:05,708
Gender equality starts right here as well,
in the system!

776
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:09,375
Right? You only look at me,
you only talk to me

777
00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:12,541
with Emil trailing behind
with his sperm in a cup.

778
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,958
Look at him! Talk to him!
Give him some agency.

779
00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:18,500
Give him a voice
and a fucking chair to sit on!

780
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,166
How hard can it be?

781
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,625
Give the man a chair!
Why is there never a chair?

782
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,458
A chair would be nice.

783
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,500
Then I'll tell you, Emil,

784
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:38,916
that the new treatment probably
won't ease the mood swings.

785
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,041
THE GOTHENBURG BOOK FAIR

786
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:02,791
Fuck!

787
00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:09,041
Why is Rebecca desperately
insisting on being an object?

788
00:53:10,041 --> 00:53:12,125
Because it's all she's ever known.

789
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:16,000
The whole world looks
at the young female form with such desire.

790
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:20,500
She's valued for
her beauty, youth and fertility.

791
00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:25,583
The humiliation when that gaze
evaporates can be extremely painful,

792
00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:27,416
because what are you then?

793
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:30,583
Men pass much more unnoticed through life.

794
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:34,875
It's like being seen
as opposed to watching.

795
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:38,416
Those are two very different
starting points in terms of people.

796
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:42,041
Many of us would like to know what's next.

797
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:46,291
-Any new adventures for Rebecca?
-No, sadly not.

798
00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:49,875
I'm writing a novel
about being a bonus mom.

799
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:56,416
Although to be honest,
I'm a bit stuck right now, so…

800
00:53:56,500 --> 00:54:01,750
Interesting. I just spoke to Knausgård
about how he handles "writer's block."

801
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:05,500
I don't actually have writer's block.

802
00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:10,333
I am constantly writing,
but I only know how to write

803
00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:17,375
very private observations,
kind of like a diary about…

804
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,791
About…

805
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,250
About…

806
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:28,291
Well, all kinds of…

807
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,666
Self-loathing and shame.

808
00:54:35,666 --> 00:54:37,041
Yes, because we are…

809
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,750
Or I am…

810
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:44,250
A lot of us are…
It's almost an epidemic, you know?

811
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:52,458
A lot of us find that our bodies can't…

812
00:54:59,041 --> 00:55:03,791
I'm… writing a lot about my IVF treatment.

813
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,875
There, I said it out loud.

814
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:13,250
I try to process my self-loathing
when I write,

815
00:55:14,416 --> 00:55:16,708
along with the dark thoughts about…

816
00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:21,375
About being less of a woman
because I can't conceive.

817
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:25,333
That's extremely interesting…
and important.

818
00:55:25,416 --> 00:55:28,833
Like I said, it's just a diary,
and also some very private stuff.

819
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,458
Somewhere to park it all.

820
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:35,000
And a little too dark, I think,
compared to what I normally write about.

821
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:40,416
I would have liked to read about it,
when I experienced it five years ago.

822
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,833
Now I've said it out loud too.

823
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:46,416
Has anyone else here had similar issues?

824
00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:52,875
Yes.

825
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,250
There you go.

826
00:55:57,291 --> 00:56:04,125
A lot of us would like to read something
that we can relate to and identify with.

827
00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,666
I doubt Knausgård would go there,
you know?

828
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,583
No, because we want you
to write that book, Mia.

829
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:19,958
I'll present the childless woman to you.

830
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:25,125
Here she is in all
her panicky glory and longing.

831
00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:27,500
Here I am.

832
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:31,250
I'll assume all of the guilt I can carry.

833
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:34,375
I'll parade naked through town
ridiculed by everyone.

834
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:38,291
I'll carry the burden of all barren women
relieving them of theirs.

835
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:43,541
Come and sit with me,
all of you barren women and bonus moms.

836
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:46,500
Go to pieces with me, if you wish.

837
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:05,083
Nobody knows how long Emil
and I will live in this fertility hell,

838
00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:09,708
or how much of my sanity I'll lose,
before it happens, or doesn't happen.

839
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,916
HUNGER

840
00:57:30,958 --> 00:57:32,958
-Hi, honey!
-Hey, are you okay?

841
00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:35,416
Yeah! Sorry, I haven't called you.

842
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,083
I've been busy writing.

843
00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,375
I think it'll be good.

844
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:41,583
Yeah? Tell me.

845
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:45,250
The fertility treatment
is just so all-consuming.

846
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,958
-Right.
-I mean…

847
00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,291
I just kind of want to write about…

848
00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:53,041
About how consuming it is…

849
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,833
And write about the insanity

850
00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:59,916
of sort of ruining your body
in order to create life.

851
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,291
-Okay.
-Yes.

852
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:06,250
I want the writing
to be raw and unfiltered.

853
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,291
Fascinating.

854
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,916
It's not about us, right?

855
00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:13,583
No, no.

856
00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:18,791
Good. I don't want to see my sperm count
exposed in the local bookstore.

857
00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:21,791
Gro and Simon invited us
for dinner on Saturday.

858
00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:23,000
How nice.

859
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,208
Yeah. Simon's probably bought
some new gadget, he wants to show us.

860
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,916
I wonder what it might be.

861
00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,500
Gastronoma Airfryer. Eight liters.

862
00:58:34,125 --> 00:58:36,333
-My goodness! Wow!
-Yup.

863
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,208
Are we ready for dinner?

864
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
-Yes!
-Kids, dinner's ready!

865
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:48,500
So this is our last round
at the private clinic,

866
00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:52,708
and if that fails, we're on a waiting list
for the public healthcare clinics.

867
00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:54,166
But the queue is long…

868
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,083
We're hoping for Hvidovre Hospital,

869
00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:01,958
-We don't know if we even can…
-No.

870
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:05,250
Emil's sperm count keeps dropping.

871
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:09,250
-Last time it was only one million, so…
-Okay.

872
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:12,000
-Yeah!
-Is that not a lot then?

873
00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:13,875
-That's really low.
-No.

874
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:18,750
-It's really low.
-Honey, it's not your fault.

875
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,541
-It's just the way it is.
-Yeah.

876
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:24,791
Luckily, you only need
one functioning tadpole.

877
00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:26,458
-Yeah…
-Which…

878
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:30,291
-Gro and I, we've…
-No! Or…

879
00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:32,333
Anyone for dessert?

880
00:59:32,416 --> 00:59:34,416
-Yes.
-We've made some…

881
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:37,250
-Ice cream.
-Homemade ice cream.

882
00:59:37,333 --> 00:59:38,541
With Simon's new gadget.

883
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,583
-It's great.
-Super great.

884
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:43,291
It's been going for hours,
while we just relaxed.

885
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,541
-It's still homemade…
-Coffee?

886
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:48,166
-Yes, please.
-And brandy as well?

887
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,958
-I'll pass.
-Just a small one with the coffee.

888
00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:54,708
I've got a really expensive one.
It's fantastic and super expensive.

889
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,958
Price and quality often go together.
Expensive and good.

890
00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,125
-This one is both.
-Honey.

891
01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:02,083
Let's try it.

892
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:05,791
-What's up, kids? Having fun?
-Yeah.

893
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,208
How much have you seen?

894
01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:08,791
-About half of it.
-Okay.

895
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:14,416
-You and I are allowed a glass, right?
-And Gro too?

896
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:18,500
Well… I'm just going to say it now, honey.

897
01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:19,666
No, honey.

898
01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:32,875
Yes.

899
01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:50,333
Why am I speaking English?

900
01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:52,000
Yeah, I don't know.

901
01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:53,666
-We need to celebrate.
-Yes!

902
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:56,125
You know what? Let's go to Cuba.

903
01:00:59,791 --> 01:01:03,791
Gro, why didn't you tell me
you were pregnant?

904
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:09,750
It's amazing news.
Please don't hide your joy because of me.

905
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,500
-I really hope you don't.
-No. It's not you.

906
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:21,375
I'm not sure if I'm happy.
The pregnancy with Vester was rough.

907
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:24,416
It feels like my body
is beginning to remember that.

908
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,625
Gro, stop it!

909
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:29,750
You should be overjoyed.

910
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,500
It's so great!

911
01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:33,125
I wish it was me.

912
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:07,833
Are you absolutely sure?
Maybe you should wait a bit or…

913
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,750
-Hi.
-Hi, Mia.

914
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:10,708
What's up?

915
01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:13,333
Perhaps you should give it some time.

916
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,458
Or…

917
01:02:16,916 --> 01:02:17,916
Yeah.

918
01:02:18,916 --> 01:02:20,000
Simon thinks so too.

919
01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:24,041
That I should give it time, and…

920
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:28,750
But…

921
01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:32,541
But, I…

922
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:38,333
I wake up
in a fucking panic every morning!

923
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:41,125
My heart is pounding like crazy.

924
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:47,500
And I seriously feel
like my body is a prison,

925
01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:49,041
I can't escape.

926
01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:52,458
I don't know how to ex…

927
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,125
how to explain it, but…

928
01:02:56,458 --> 01:03:00,333
I can't go through
a pregnancy and all the stuff…

929
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:04,583
with an infant. I just can't!

930
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:09,416
But, Gro, you've got us, okay? You…

931
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:12,166
You're not alone.
We'll help with the baby.

932
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,750
-And Simon. There's two of you.
-Listen to me! No. Listen!

933
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:18,833
Nobody listens to me! I can't do this!

934
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:23,125
-I can't.
-You can't.

935
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:25,208
-We hear you.
-You can't.

936
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:27,291
Honey…

937
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,333
It's okay.

938
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:29,750
I'm sorry!

939
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,125
It's okay, honey. Just breathe.

940
01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,791
It's okay, honey.

941
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:34,791
I can't.

942
01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:36,208
No.

943
01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:48,875
Welcome to public healthcare.
Your charts show what you…

944
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,791
what you've been through privately.

945
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:55,916
My suggestion is to put you
on the so-called long-term treatment.

946
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,875
It entails a kind of artificial menopause.

947
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,708
-Artificial what?
-Menopause?

948
01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:06,833
Yes. Your own cycle
is interfering with our stimulation,

949
01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,958
so I think it's the best option.

950
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,625
It does involve a number of side effects.

951
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:16,500
Palpitations, headache,
hot flushes, itching,

952
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,750
dry mucus membranes and mood swings.

953
01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:06,583
The bus stop at the hospital.
Emil and I wait for the bus in silence.

954
01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,833
We're processing the news.

955
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:13,708
Not far from us,
an elderly woman is picking up a dog turd.

956
01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:16,666
I can feel the tears welling up.

957
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:21,375
Then Emil says,
"We'll just have to push through it."

958
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:28,250
I wanted to say "Fuck you."
I didn't do it. Fuck you!

959
01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:40,875
-Mia! I think it's happening.
-Yes. I'm coming!

960
01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:53,333
I know, I'm hurting Emil,
but right now that's what I want.

961
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:08,500
-How about a massage…
-No, just don't.

962
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,166
Damn it!

963
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:27,666
-Do I have bad breath?
-Yes, really bad. But it's fine.

964
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:31,166
-Cheese?
-And onions.

965
01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,666
-Damn! I just need to go…
-Right.

966
01:06:40,541 --> 01:06:41,375
Now what?

967
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,208
Goddamn it!

968
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,208
Ouch. It hurts.

969
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,625
-There…
-There's more coming.

970
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,583
-Do you need to sit down?
-Yeah.

971
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:51,541
Come here.

972
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:16,416
What do I do with it?

973
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:25,083
I want to shove
the expelled fetus inside myself.

974
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:29,041
To see if it can live there.

975
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:50,625
I'm sorry, Mia.

976
01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:55,333
I'm forcing you to do this,
which must seem grotesque to you.

977
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:58,166
No, you're not forcing me to do anything.

978
01:07:58,250 --> 01:07:59,666
You're my best friend.

979
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:08,666
Hi.

980
01:08:13,041 --> 01:08:13,916
Are you okay?

981
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,125
No, not quite.

982
01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:20,791
Thanks, Mia.

983
01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:22,833
You're welcome.

984
01:08:58,583 --> 01:09:00,250
I could do with a beer too.

985
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:06,000
Shit!

986
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,166
I hope they'll pull through.

987
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,250
Do you write about us?

988
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,833
What?

989
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:23,125
I accidentally read it on your laptop.

990
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,625
You've written things, I said.

991
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,166
Quoting me.

992
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,833
Honey, I was going to tell you.

993
01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:35,375
Okay. You were?

994
01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:36,875
Yes, it…

995
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:43,333
I just need to write about everything
that's happening. It's building up.

996
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,208
-You said it wasn't about us.
-I know.

997
01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:50,458
I asked if you were writing about us?
You said no.

998
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:53,750
I want to be a part of your life,
but not your book.

999
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,166
I get that.

1000
01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,416
-But…
-But?

1001
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:01,708
-I don't know what to say.
-Do you mean what you write?

1002
01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:05,583
-It really hurt me.
-But you're not supposed to read it.

1003
01:10:05,666 --> 01:10:09,375
It's part of the process,
and I'm trying not to censor myself.

1004
01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:11,708
-That's the whole point.
-I don't understand…

1005
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:15,333
-I'll repeat it! You nurture the negative.
-No, I don't!

1006
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:18,333
-You nurture it!
-I'm trying to write about how I feel.

1007
01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:22,000
I write, so that it doesn't grow
to a massive, nasty boil inside.

1008
01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:24,375
I would like to read it. All of it.

1009
01:10:25,041 --> 01:10:26,458
And so you should.

1010
01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:29,041
-Yeah.
-I'm not ready for it yet.

1011
01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:32,750
It's all jumbled together,
so if you read it now,

1012
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,708
I'll feel I have no talent.

1013
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:37,166
-It's all about your feelings.
-Sorry!

1014
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:38,666
Will this be in the book too?

1015
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,291
"Emil is mad because I wrote about him."

1016
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:44,708
-Stop it, Emil!
-"Fuck him. He's not an artist."

1017
01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:47,666
-No.
-Can't you see I won't allow it?

1018
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:50,500
-Allow it?
-I don't feel safe in my own home.

1019
01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:53,541
-Everything's in the public domain.
-Fuck! I'm boiling!

1020
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,833
-Why won't this window open?
-Because it's childproof, honey.

1021
01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:59,458
Could you talk to me instead?

1022
01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:02,875
Listen, I've just helped my friend
with her termination, okay?

1023
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:05,208
I have a pounding migraine.

1024
01:11:05,291 --> 01:11:08,708
I've got fucking hot flashes
because of fucking menopause, okay?

1025
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:11,750
Now I have to consider
your vanity about my book.

1026
01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:14,083
-I don't know if it'll be a book.
-Vanity?

1027
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:17,541
I knew you'd react this way!
That I couldn't talk to you about it.

1028
01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:19,250
Of course, I react like this!

1029
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,208
-How long do you think it will take?
-Why?

1030
01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:32,416
-Are you going somewhere?
-Yeah. There are drinks at work.

1031
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,666
Lucky you, huh?

1032
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,583
-Can we please not do that?
-What?

1033
01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:45,833
This blame game.
Can't I just let it go for one night?

1034
01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,791
I wish I could just "let it go."

1035
01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:57,083
Why am I pushing him away?

1036
01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:02,250
-Anyway, you should go.
-No.

1037
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:05,083
-Let it go and party a bit…
-Stop it.

1038
01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,750
Make out with your assistant.

1039
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,875
You're being ridiculous.

1040
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:12,833
Mia and Emil?

1041
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:14,583
-Yes.
-We're ready.

1042
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,750
-Great.
-I'm going in alone today.

1043
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,458
This way, please.

1044
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:31,416
I'm pregnant with evil.
It's growing inside me.

1045
01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:35,500
Howling in my uterus like a sick dog.

1046
01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:38,333
This is a new batch.
The size is definitely smaller.

1047
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:40,208
They're impossible to put on.

1048
01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:43,708
Hope is a prick tease.

1049
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,083
Here's some morphine.

1050
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:48,958
To relax.

1051
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:54,583
There you go.

1052
01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:56,958
Let's put on some music.

1053
01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,041
Here it comes.

1054
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:05,791
Your ovaries are a little high up,
so I have to go through the bladder.

1055
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,750
You might feel a small pinch.

1056
01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:08,833
There you go.

1057
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:14,791
Yes.

1058
01:13:16,541 --> 01:13:17,541
It's dripping.

1059
01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:25,166
The panpipes are driving me nuts!
Didn't we get a new playlist?

1060
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:28,375
It played for 12 hours straight
during the night shift.

1061
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,750
The morphine will wear off so,

1062
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:45,083
so you don't get to keep the buzz,
even if it's Friday.

1063
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,083
-What?
-You don't get to keep the buzz.

1064
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,416
We've got good news.
We harvested six eggs.

1065
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:54,208
We'll call in two days
between 8:30 a.m. and 9:30 a.m.,

1066
01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,208
if the eggs aren't fertilized.

1067
01:13:56,791 --> 01:13:59,750
-In two days.
-Only if the eggs aren't fertilized.

1068
01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:06,625
-So no call is good news?
-Yes. Then the eggs are fertilized.

1069
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,458
But don't wait by the phone.

1070
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:12,875
Now you're ready.

1071
01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:16,208
-Do you have a wet wipe for my hands?
-I do. Hang on.

1072
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:27,125
-You look so nice!
-No, we don't. We look scary.

1073
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,416
Yeah, you're right.

1074
01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:32,625
-Let's go, skeletons and zombies.
-Dad!

1075
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,958
Have fun, guys.

1076
01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,000
See you, Mia.

1077
01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:42,208
-Sorry, I can't be here when they call.
-Or don't call, hopefully.

1078
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:43,666
That's what I meant.

1079
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,125
Fine.

1080
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,208
NO CALLER ID

1081
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:28,750
Hello?

1082
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:33,416
Hi, Mia. Listen, this is Signe
calling from the hospital.

1083
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,916
You probably know why I'm calling.

1084
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:41,583
I'm sorry to say
that none of the six harvested eggs were…

1085
01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:55,833
Hi, Mia. What's up?

1086
01:15:56,750 --> 01:16:00,250
What a shame about the cake.
Emil said you worked so hard.

1087
01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:04,375
Would you be in charge of the limbo?

1088
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,791
There's a broomstick over there.

1089
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,458
Why did you go in that state?

1090
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:58,916
The kids were terrified
seeing you scream like that.

1091
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,500
You should be screaming with me.

1092
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:04,416
I don't feel we're in this together.

1093
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:09,833
-The kids want me to be there for bedtime.
-Emil, please don't go. Please stay.

1094
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:13,500
Listen to me.
The kids are upset. And frightened.

1095
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:15,208
It's not about you.

1096
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,500
You don't love me.

1097
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:24,208
I have to prioritize the kids right now.
You would too if you had kids of your own.

1098
01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:28,625
God dammit!

1099
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:38,250
Come.

1100
01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:04,750
-Hi.
-Good boy.

1101
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,375
-He's such a good boy.
-No more treats.

1102
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:10,875
-He's getting chubby.
-We're not body-shaming the dog!

1103
01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:12,125
-Okay?
-You're right.

1104
01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:13,375
-No.
-Hi.

1105
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:16,500
There she is.
The princess has risen from the dead.

1106
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,250
Are you hungry, Mia?

1107
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,583
No, thank you.

1108
01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:26,750
Emil's called us non-stop for four days.

1109
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:29,750
We think you should talk.

1110
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,125
Yeah, but I don't have the energy.

1111
01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:42,208
-Mia, for God's sake.
-My tenant just agreed to move out.

1112
01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:45,458
She was going to move in with her partner,
so that's perfect.

1113
01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:47,000
Yes. That's perfect.

1114
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:49,708
-I'll go shower.
-Right.

1115
01:19:49,791 --> 01:19:51,333
We would appreciate that.

1116
01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,708
-What?
-Talk to her.

1117
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,791
And say what?

1118
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:03,875
-It's weird being back.
-Yeah.

1119
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,208
I think, I'll paint the walls
in some nice colors, and…

1120
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:12,000
Well, the plants are dead,
so I'll have to buy new ones.

1121
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,541
Perhaps palms or something interesting.

1122
01:20:18,541 --> 01:20:19,708
How are you doing?

1123
01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:22,125
Fine.

1124
01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:24,666
We need chips.

1125
01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:30,041
They miss you. Emil and the kids.

1126
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:34,750
He's devastated, you know. You just left.

1127
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,958
Well, he checked out, okay?

1128
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,791
But you moved out.

1129
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,500
I just beat him to it.

1130
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:47,625
-How do you know he was leaving?
-Believe me. It was obvious.

1131
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,291
He couldn't take the heat.

1132
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:54,875
That's seriously not
the impression Simon and I have.

1133
01:20:58,791 --> 01:21:02,125
Felix and Selma don't understand
why they haven't heard from you.

1134
01:21:02,208 --> 01:21:03,708
They don't understand, Mia.

1135
01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:05,333
No, but…

1136
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:07,833
They've got a good mom, so…

1137
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,083
Listen up.

1138
01:21:13,166 --> 01:21:15,833
Would you help me
restore my Tinder account?

1139
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,458
-Seriously?
-Yes!

1140
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,208
REBECCA IS WEARING A FABULOUS…

1141
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:24,958
Rebecca is wearing a fabulous dress
with flowers and gold thread.

1142
01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:28,541
Everyone's complimenting her.
She's drinking a lot, and fast.

1143
01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:41,958
She feels like dancing, trashing stuff,
listening to music and singing loudly.

1144
01:21:59,708 --> 01:22:00,625
Fuck!

1145
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,041
What do you want?

1146
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:19,583
What do I want?

1147
01:22:21,041 --> 01:22:23,833
-Can I come up?
-That's not a good idea.

1148
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:29,416
It's insane that we're not talking.
I don't understand what's going on! I…

1149
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,833
I know it's been rough. I get that.

1150
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:37,625
But you don't just walk away!
You stay and fight.

1151
01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:38,916
You didn't want to.

1152
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:42,875
-What are you on about?
-I spared you the trouble, right?

1153
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,125
What do you mean?

1154
01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:49,041
-We don't need to make it worse.
-Can't we talk about this?

1155
01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:54,291
-Tell me how you feel. I'm right here!
-There's nothing more to talk about.

1156
01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:58,375
I'm not some dude you dated for a bit.

1157
01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:01,375
-I'm going back up.
-No, stay here.

1158
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,375
-I'm cold!
-You're staying here!

1159
01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:07,916
We love each other, Mia.

1160
01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:10,875
We wanted to have a child.

1161
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,958
What's going on? What's happening to you?

1162
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:18,375
This isn't you.
Where are you? You're in there somewhere.

1163
01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:22,583
Please stop.

1164
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:30,166
Honey, please stop it.
Please don't do this.

1165
01:23:48,916 --> 01:23:54,041
"She could place herself right in a room,
staging herself at a distance."

1166
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:57,083
"She knew how to be a dream, a fantasy,

1167
01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:00,500
but she didn't know how
to be someone's girlfriend."

1168
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,958
"Why did she end up
turning herself inside out?"

1169
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,750
"No one could bear it."

1170
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:13,583
"Once again, she had fallen for
an immature man with commitment issues."

1171
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:21,250
"He didn't have to say anything.
She could hear him think."

1172
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:25,041
"'Let me get away from
that crazy emotional desperado.'"

1173
01:24:26,416 --> 01:24:31,125
"So, back in the saddle, Rebecca.
Swipe, swipe, swipe."

1174
01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:41,875
She's doing social studies at uni, and…

1175
01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:45,625
-She said yes.
-How wonderful!

1176
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,208
-Congratulations!
-Thanks.

1177
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:52,666
-It'll be a smart and beautiful kid.
-Yeah. With a receding hairline.

1178
01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,333
-Here's hoping.
-Yeah.

1179
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:58,833
So we're starting all over again, and…

1180
01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,125
We'll just have to pray
she doesn't bail as well.

1181
01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:04,958
I'm not sure Mehmet would survive that.

1182
01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:10,708
-I'll keep everything crossed.
-Thanks.

1183
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,250
-Thank you.
-Thanks for coming.

1184
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,833
-Cheers, honey.
-Cheers.

1185
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,333
It feels great to be able to drink again.

1186
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:27,916
And not feel like a 60-year-old
menopausal wreck, you know?

1187
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,958
It was just absurd in the end.

1188
01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:35,208
Like a never-ending nightmare.
It consumed all my waking thoughts.

1189
01:25:35,291 --> 01:25:38,333
-I was like an addict.
-Okay.

1190
01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:44,208
-How long did you keep trying?
-We tried on our own for nine months.

1191
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:48,166
We started treatments in February.

1192
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:50,250
So probably for a year and a half?

1193
01:25:51,541 --> 01:25:53,958
We've been trying
for nearly five years now.

1194
01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,291
-Shit, yes!
-Yeah.

1195
01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:59,250
We've had to travel across the world,

1196
01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,041
and it's cost us
almost a million kroner now.

1197
01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:08,041
Two Danish men who love each other
and want children receive no help.

1198
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:18,625
So you think I gave up too quickly then?

1199
01:26:18,708 --> 01:26:20,708
Is that how you interpreted it?

1200
01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:25,583
-It was just too tough, Andreas.
-Well.

1201
01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:27,500
-Come on…
-What did I do now?

1202
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,916
Yes, it was tough!
You were trying for a baby.

1203
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,166
And it went to shit.

1204
01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:33,541
But you don't just bail
when things get rough,

1205
01:26:33,625 --> 01:26:36,166
leaving Emil on his own.
That's fucking stupid.

1206
01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:38,625
-Then you marry him.
-No, I won't!

1207
01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:40,666
I've moved on like I needed to.

1208
01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,625
-And it feels good.
-All right.

1209
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,041
-Okay?
-Fine. Okay.

1210
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:46,375
And I'm going on a date tomorrow.

1211
01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:49,208
-Bullshit! You're not going on a date!
-Look.

1212
01:26:50,666 --> 01:26:52,750
-Isn't he cute?
-No, he's ugly.

1213
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:55,958
-Take a closer look.
-Can I tell you what I think?

1214
01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,250
What I'm fed up with?

1215
01:26:57,333 --> 01:27:01,833
It's tough to see you destroy it
every time you have something good.

1216
01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:04,250
You're so wrapped up in your self-loathing

1217
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:07,458
that you think
that you're not allowed to be happy

1218
01:27:07,541 --> 01:27:10,833
and be with a man,
who's clearly right for you.

1219
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:14,208
We need help, you and I, Mia.

1220
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:15,750
We need help from others.

1221
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:18,583
I don't know
what I would have done without Mehmet.

1222
01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:20,333
Emil is your Mehmet.

1223
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,291
Okay.

1224
01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:26,125
-Bye, Mehmet. Thanks for coming.
-Sure.

1225
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:29,000
Bye. See you. Talk to you later.

1226
01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:42,791
How about you?
Have you had many long relationships?

1227
01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:47,375
I actually just had one
that ended quite abruptly.

1228
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:51,000
Abruptly? Okay, right.
He must have been a giant asshole.

1229
01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:53,125
Yeah. Well…

1230
01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:57,916
He must be a giant moron if he left.

1231
01:27:58,708 --> 01:28:00,041
Perhaps he wasn't the one.

1232
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,708
He must be a fool to leave
a wonderful woman like you.

1233
01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:08,625
It's important to be able
to communicate respectfully.

1234
01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:12,416
We're all looking for a partner

1235
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:16,041
who confronts us
with the things we try to avoid.

1236
01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:20,458
It's quite funny really
and a bit of a paradox.

1237
01:28:21,375 --> 01:28:25,958
It's about understanding the baggage
each of you bring to the relationship.

1238
01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:37,833
Falling in love is free,
but sooner or later our past…

1239
01:28:47,958 --> 01:28:50,125
They definitely haven't considered

1240
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:53,583
that our future children,
or, I mean our children, you know…

1241
01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:55,750
The children we'll have…

1242
01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:58,041
-Yeah…
-They're just, you know…

1243
01:28:58,125 --> 01:29:01,458
I actually have to go. I'm really sorry…

1244
01:29:01,541 --> 01:29:03,541
-Oh?
-It's not you.

1245
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:06,708
-You're really sweet, but…
-I could…

1246
01:29:28,416 --> 01:29:30,583
-Hi.
-Hi.

1247
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,000
-What's up?
-Are you okay?

1248
01:29:32,083 --> 01:29:36,333
-Emil's not home.
-No, his exhibit opens today.

1249
01:29:36,416 --> 01:29:38,833
-Fuck, that's right!
-We're on our way there now.

1250
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:41,791
-Want to join us?
-Yes!

1251
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:44,791
-We'll give you a ride. I'll get the car.
-No, the bikes.

1252
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:48,541
-No, we're taking the car.
-Bikes, honey. It's 500 meters away.

1253
01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:50,083
-We're taking the car.
-Bikes.

1254
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:51,625
-It's not 500…
-I checked.

1255
01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:55,458
-I don't want to get sweaty.
-But we'll be drinking.

1256
01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:59,041
-We'll take the bikes…
-The apps show it as the crow flies.

1257
01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:00,750
I don't want…

1258
01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:02,583
-Let's take the bikes.
-No?

1259
01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,625
-Cheers.
-Congratulations.

1260
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,708
-Congratulations!
-Thanks.

1261
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:29,958
How are you doing? Good?

1262
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:51,666
Hi!

1263
01:30:55,833 --> 01:30:56,666
How are you?

1264
01:31:02,083 --> 01:31:05,291
Kids, go see Mom while I chat to Mia.

1265
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:17,250
-Yes?
-Sorry to arrive unannounced…

1266
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:21,666
-I have to tell you something.
-I need to look after myself.

1267
01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:24,000
And my kids!

1268
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,750
It's by invitation only, so please leave.

1269
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,000
Please, just two minutes.

1270
01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:31,375
Then I'll leave.

1271
01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:35,333
Come on then.

1272
01:31:50,916 --> 01:31:51,750
Two minutes.

1273
01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:52,666
Okay.

1274
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:59,541
I wanted to apologize for leaving you.

1275
01:31:59,625 --> 01:32:02,333
And the way I left
without giving you a chance.

1276
01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:05,541
I just bailed like I always do.

1277
01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:08,166
I'm really, really sorry.

1278
01:32:11,041 --> 01:32:12,791
Right… Okay.

1279
01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:17,625
That old feeling of being unlovable
just overwhelmed me.

1280
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:11,250
I hate that you felt unlovable.

1281
01:33:33,125 --> 01:33:35,250
BROENS SKATING RINK

1282
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:39,875
Easy now, honey. Give it here.

1283
01:33:39,958 --> 01:33:42,625
My little sugar elf.

1284
01:33:43,291 --> 01:33:45,291
Thank God Christmas is only once a year.

1285
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:49,083
I used to think you were ugly.

1286
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:55,208
-I see?
-Yeah, you were quite ugly at first.

1287
01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:59,125
I don't know why.

1288
01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:03,041
-You aren't ugly anymore.
-I'm glad to hear that.

1289
01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:05,541
-But you were a bit ugly at first.
-Right.

1290
01:34:05,625 --> 01:34:06,666
Right.

1291
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:16,416
-Did you think I was ugly too?
-A little. A smidge. At first.

1292
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,666
But you know…

1293
01:34:24,083 --> 01:34:26,875
Look, honey.
I sculpted you out of marzipan.

1294
01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:27,791
No!

1295
01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,291
-Is it too much?
-Just a tad.

1296
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:32,791
Ah well.

1297
01:34:35,708 --> 01:34:36,791
Hi, Rikke!

1298
01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:38,708
Hi, sweetie. Happy New Year.

1299
01:34:38,791 --> 01:34:40,458
Hi. Happy New Year.

1300
01:34:42,625 --> 01:34:44,000
Really?

1301
01:34:45,875 --> 01:34:47,125
Congratulations!

1302
01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:50,166
How far along are you?

1303
01:34:51,750 --> 01:34:55,958
How wonderful! I'm really happy for you.

1304
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:59,250
It's crazy. And how exciting for you.

1305
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:01,333
Sure.

1306
01:35:02,666 --> 01:35:03,875
Okay. Bye, honey.

1307
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:10,750
What's up?

1308
01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,041
Rikke's pregnant.

1309
01:35:14,541 --> 01:35:15,375
Okay.

1310
01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:17,166
That's…

1311
01:35:19,583 --> 01:35:20,958
That's just wonderful.

1312
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:27,166
Are you okay?

1313
01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:29,666
Yeah.

1314
01:35:30,750 --> 01:35:31,833
I just think…

1315
01:35:36,791 --> 01:35:40,791
I'm just taking a moment to grieve
the fact that I am not pregnant…

1316
01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:43,916
Not having a baby. My own baby.

1317
01:35:47,125 --> 01:35:48,083
But that's okay.

1318
01:35:48,916 --> 01:35:49,750
It really is.

1319
01:35:58,083 --> 01:35:59,666
Honey, why don't we just…

1320
01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:03,166
just try again?

1321
01:36:03,750 --> 01:36:04,583
No.

1322
01:36:05,416 --> 01:36:06,791
It nearly destroyed us.

1323
01:36:07,333 --> 01:36:09,708
-I don't want to lose you again.
-You won't.

1324
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:12,916
We'll do it together.

1325
01:36:17,541 --> 01:36:19,375
It'll be a shitshow.

1326
01:36:20,291 --> 01:36:21,708
I'm going to be impossible.

1327
01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:24,208
But I still love you
when you're impossible.

1328
01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:27,125
When shit hits the fan…

1329
01:36:29,666 --> 01:36:30,625
Then we'll scream.

1330
01:36:31,791 --> 01:36:32,708
Together.

1331
01:36:42,875 --> 01:36:44,500
HUNGER

1332
01:36:47,166 --> 01:36:49,833
I decided to release
the book to the world,

1333
01:36:49,916 --> 01:36:51,500
while I'm in the middle of it.

1334
01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,875
Caught up in the turmoil.

1335
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:57,916
And the hunger.

1336
01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:00,958
Can I touch your pretty belly?

1337
01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:08,875
I don't want to describe this
looking back as pregnant.

1338
01:37:08,958 --> 01:37:11,458
As a happy mother cradling her baby.

1339
01:37:20,416 --> 01:37:22,458
I want to describe it from within.

1340
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:23,875
Now.

1341
01:37:23,958 --> 01:37:25,541
While I'm experiencing it.

1342
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:34,708
Well, you two. It went really well.
We harvested ten eggs.

1343
01:37:34,791 --> 01:37:36,458
You know the drill.

1344
01:37:36,541 --> 01:37:40,875
If none of the eggs are fertilized,
we'll call you between 8:30 and 9:30.

1345
01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:42,083
-Yes.
-Great.

1346
01:37:42,166 --> 01:37:43,041
Happy Pentecost.

1347
01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:43,958
Thanks.

1348
01:37:56,250 --> 01:37:57,208
Hi, honey.

1349
01:37:58,791 --> 01:37:59,916
Did they call?

1350
01:39:17,041 --> 01:39:20,458
It's Andreas calling to ask,
if we want to go to Hven for Pentecost.

1351
01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,375
Oh, right.

1352
01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:24,458
I just can't…

1353
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:27,291
I can't handle sitting there
pretending to be fine.

1354
01:39:28,458 --> 01:39:29,291
Fuck!

1355
01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:32,000
Honey…

1356
01:39:32,583 --> 01:39:33,541
It's 9:31 am.

1357
01:39:33,625 --> 01:39:35,458
-What?
-It's 9:31.

1358
01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:37,541
Time's up. They didn't call.

1359
01:39:38,583 --> 01:39:41,041
What if they called when Andreas did?

1360
01:39:51,458 --> 01:39:57,666
Hi. My girlfriend, Mia Berg,
had eggs harvested two days ago.

1361
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,333
We just wanted to ask
if you just called? Or called us at all?

1362
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:07,833
I'll hold. Cool.

1363
01:40:16,666 --> 01:40:17,875
Yup! I'm still here.

1364
01:40:22,791 --> 01:40:25,250
We're glad to hear that. Thanks.

1365
01:40:25,333 --> 01:40:26,666
Yes. Have a nice day.

1366
01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:49,458
HUNGER

1367
01:40:59,666 --> 01:41:02,000
I never said that.

1368
01:41:02,583 --> 01:41:04,583
-What?
-I never said that.

1369
01:41:06,916 --> 01:41:07,958
But it's funny.

1370
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:22,750
COPENHAGEN - HVEN

1371
01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:26,875
Hey, Emil?

1372
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:28,833
Yes?

1373
01:41:32,375 --> 01:41:34,583
Do you still love me
when things are rough?

1374
01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:38,208
Yes. I do.

1375
01:41:41,333 --> 01:41:43,000
You never have any doubts?

1376
01:41:44,833 --> 01:41:46,041
Never ever.

1377
01:43:31,833 --> 01:43:34,083
Subtitle translation by:
Helle Kaiser-Nielsen



