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Happiness is right here.

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Four-hundred steps
above Our Savior's church,

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with no panties on… with Emil.

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I'm so in love with you!

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He just said he's in love with me.

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I do think that most of us long to have
a deep connection with another person.

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To belong to someone.

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Someone who stays,
even when things get tough,

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when everything turns stupid and ugly.

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Things almost didn't work out
between me and Emil.

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Because the first time we met,
I didn't even notice him.

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-Congrats on your book!
-Thanks.

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-We are really big fans.
-Aw, really?

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My best friend, Gro,
decided to bring him along.

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-Hi, Gro!
-Here you are.

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-My favorite bubbly.
-Good job, hon.

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Aw. Thank you, girlfriend.

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-Ahh!
-Congrats, Mia.

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But I just need to pop out quickly.
I need to charge the car.

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-The battery's full.
-Yeah, but I wanna try.

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We bought a Tesla.

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-Right.
-Hurry back.

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Bye.

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-Mia, this is Emil. He lives upstairs.
-Hey.

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Hi. Hi. Mia.

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-Congrats on your book.
-Thanks!

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Yeah, Emil really needed to get out.
Divorced and lacking vitamin D, yeah?

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-That's right. On the brink of scurvy.
-Hmm.

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-Scurvy?
-Yeah. It's a bit of an odd, old word.

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That's how I described him as well.
He was odd, and old.

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Dear Mia, it's finally out.
Tour de force.

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A story of how, um…
Rebecca has struggled with love.

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I really love working with you
as your editor,

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but I am pleased to also call you
one of my best friends.

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Come on up.

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You got this!

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"Rebecca always knew how to be in love."

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"She knew how to be a dream, a fantasy,

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but she didn't know
how to be someone's girlfriend."

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"Again, she had fallen for
an immature man,

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afraid to commit this time."

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"The man didn't say anything,
still she heard him thinking,

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'Let me break away from that discouraged,
foolish, anxious desperado.'"

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Yeah.

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"So, back in the saddle, Rebecca.
Swipe, swipe, swipe."

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But I didn't notice Emil.

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I only noticed… this guy.

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Do you wanna come to my place and…
listen to some wine

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or listen to some records and drink wine?

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I've got school tomorrow.

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-Oh, are you… in college?
-Yeah.

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No, I'm in high school.

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I'm a junior.

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I go to Rysensteen.

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Okay…
"Wake up and smell the coffee."

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Some people love saying that.

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But not me.
No way, Jose. That just isn't me.

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I'd probably still be screwing
teenagers in public restrooms,

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had it not been for Gro's insistence…

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Go out for coffee with him,
Mia, for God's sake!

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He's sweet and decent,
and he's really into you.

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-What's wrong with him?
-There's nothing wrong with him.

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Wouldn't it be nice to date
an adult for once in your life?

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And will you quit saying that he's old!

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You're the same age, Mia.

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So I became an archaeologist instead.

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-Really? An archaeologist? Crazy.
-Yeah.

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So do you go digging in Egypt
with your tiny instruments?

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Not that.
It's actually more like, computer screens,

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and Excel.

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The Glyptotek Museum.
I'm an exhibition director.

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-By the way, I read your book.
-Okay?

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-Yep.
-You're a… really fast reader.

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I don't know. I have plenty of time

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when I'm… not with the kids.

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Oh no. He's got kids.

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Gro told you about that, right?

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-Uh, no. She forgot.
-Okay.

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But, but… It really is fine…

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Relax. I won't bore you
with pictures of them.

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You're safe.

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-Um…
-Oh, this is the spot.

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-Okay. Sure thing.
-Hmm?

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This is nice.

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When you write,
do your… personal experiences

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shape Rebecca's character?

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Yeah, I take stuff from my own life,
then I fictionalize it, and you know,

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it turns into something different.

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That's cool.

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I don't have Instagram,
so you can guess that I'm pretty private.

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Shit.

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-What?
-Umm…

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-What?
-Can I just…

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What's going on?

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-What'd you say?
-Can I hide behind you?

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Umm… yeah?

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That guy with a bike coming towards you,
we dated for half a year.

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Okay.

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Is he dangerous or something?

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Okay, he sees you.

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Now he has stopped at us.

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-Hi!
-Hi.

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Would you tell the woman trying to hide
that I want my Prince records back?

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-Um…
-Um…

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Hi, Jeppe.

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Oh, right. Um, sorry about your records.
I promise I'll send them over to you.

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Is that really it?

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-What should I… say?
-Uh…

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Apologize for how you chose to leave me?

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Uhh…

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-Good luck with her, man.
-Come on, Jeppe! I promise.

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I will definitely give you back
your Prince records, I swear.

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-Forget it. I've got Spotify.
-But…

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Ugh, no.

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I'm really sorry you had to see that.

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No, please. It was a wonderful moment.

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Maybe I've just been with a lot of idiots.

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-Can I fight him?
-Yeah.

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-Okay. Let's go.
-Yeah…

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Anyway. What I wanted to say about
your book is that you're really funny.

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Yeah.

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And I love the parts where
you question social structures.

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Quite clever. Using humor.

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Say that again.

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-Say what?
-"Social structures."

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Social structures.

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It's so sexy how your mouth
says those words.

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I've been told that.

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-Mm.
-That's why I slip it into conversation.

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Social structures.

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Okay, he was really sweet
and intelligent and mature.

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But that wouldn't stop me
from ditching him.

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-He's got two kids!
-No!

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Is that settling?
Is that too mature? I don't know.

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But then I went to see
my brother and his boyfriend,

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who actually know how to be a couple.

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So what if he has kids,
what does it matter?

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Yeah. I mean, people have kids.

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So what?

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Well we don't,
but other people have kids, Mia.

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-We're just probably different.
-So are we.

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It took me three years
to really get Andreas' humor.

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"Oh, you're not callous,
you're being ironic now."

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-Mm. Keep believing that, honey.
-Yeah.

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But seriously though,

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for once it's someone
we can have a glass of red wine with.

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God, that dude from college. Ew.

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-Who?
-Remember him?

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No, he went to high school!
He was in high school.

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No! That guy who played in a band
and had daddy issues.

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And threw up
all over my kilim rug.

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Yeah, and drank my expensive Barolo,
a Christmas gift from the ministry.

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-True.
-Cut it out!

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Ew! And you fucked in the bathroom! No!

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-What?
-Sorry!

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-Sorry.
-Don't tell him! He can't handle it.

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I want to hear this.

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I bleached and hot-cycled all the towels.

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-Don't worry about it, my love.
-Great.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot I couldn't tell anyone that.

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All right, I hear you.
I just date younger.

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-Well, cheers to a younger man.
-No.

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-I'm being ironic, honey.
-Good.

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Cheers.

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Suddenly, I hit my thirties,

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and I decided that I had nothing to lose,
so I gave "odd and old" a chance.

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What… What are you doing?

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Well, I'm just making…
Can you tell what it is? A napkin flower.

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It's beautiful.

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-Thank you.
-Where'd you learn that?

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I took a three-month origami course
in Kyoto just a little while back.

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-What?
-Mm-hm. Yeah.

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I'm lying.

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I learned on YouTube.

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-You idiot.
-I know, I know.

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You have a lovely laugh.

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Thanks.

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For you.

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-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

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Oh, yeah!

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Be serious.

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No!

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Hey! You're incredible!

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Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

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-I'm sorry.
-What?

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I've gotta take it.
It's Katrine's ringtone.

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-What?
-Might be important. I'll just check.

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Hey, you okay?

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Now?

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Okay, bye. Bye.

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Um… They're coming up.

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-Coming up?
-Felix and Selma.

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Wh…?

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I'm really… really crazy about you,

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but I think it's just a little early
to introduce you to them.

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-I think.
-Yes, of course. Of course.

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-Right! Um…
-Can we… Yes!

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-You have everything.
-My pants.

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Pants. Right here. Here.

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-Ah.
-Ouch.

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No, no, no, no! The back stairs.

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Dad!

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Dad?

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Okay.

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-Did you have a nice day?
-I've got a booger.

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On your finger?

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Look at that.

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Go wash your hand
and then I'll pour you some lemonade.

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-But dad?
-Yup?

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Selma says Brother is a name.
There's no damn way, right?

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Hey, hey.
Mind your language. Sis is a name too.

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It means sister, Felix.

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-Yeah.
-So… Well, this is for you.

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That's so weird.

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-Dad, who does this toothbrush belong to?
-Yeah, whose toothbrush is it?

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Good question.

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Um…

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It is… Yeah, it belongs to
a woman named, uh… Mia.

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It's… her toothbrush.

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But why didn't she take it
with her when she left?

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That's a… very good question.

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-Dad, you're blushing!
-Yeah.

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You're weird.

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Yes, I'm a little weird.

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But that's only because
Mia makes me very happy.

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By the way, did Mom remember
to shower you with kisses

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while you were staying with her?
Do I have to do it every time?

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There. Okay,
so please don't get mad at me.

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But just by smelling it,
I can tell this is the one.

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-That's right.
-Hi.

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-Hi?
-Hi.

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-Hello?
-Oh.

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What a surprise this is.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-Yeah…
-Good morning.

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-Morning.
-What's up?

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Did you come from upstairs, you slut?

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-Yes, I did.
-Do you want coffee?

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-Yes, please.
-Thanks.

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-So tell us, what's up?
-He keeps getting sweeter and sweeter.

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-I told you.
-And we're having so much great sex.

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-Hallelujah, sister.
-I mean, I'm honestly not surprised.

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We are all real fuckboys in this building.

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-Don't say fuckboy in front of Vester.
-Why not?

247
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,708
He inherited it from his dad.

248
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,166
-Hmm.
-Isn't that right?

249
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,958
-Are you a little fuckboy?
-No, honey. Stop!

250
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,416
-Can you say fuckboy?
-You can't.

251
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,791
-Stop it.
-Fuck boy.

252
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,708
-Hell yeah!
-No, cut it out.

253
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,166
So, you're going to be a bonus mom.

254
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,166
-Plastic mom.
-No, not yet…

255
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,250
No, cardboard mom. What do they call it?

256
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,583
-I don't know.
-Oh.

257
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,333
Well, I mean, I have to meet them first,
and then we'll see, I guess.

258
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,458
God!

259
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,208
-Crazy role!
-Mm-hmm.

260
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:06,583
It's either the evil stepmom
or the sweet and caring one, right?

261
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:08,291
Those are the two you pick from.

262
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,166
Not great options.

263
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,291
Yeah. I'll try sweet and caring one, or...

264
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:16,125
the do-gooder, you know,
who sings along with the kids.

265
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,166
-Like that film.
-The Sound of Music?

266
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,500
No, no. The one
with the umbrella and the bag.

267
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,375
-Uhh… yeah, yeah. Mary Poppins.
-Yes!

268
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,041
Mary-fucking-Poppins! I'll be her then.

269
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,833
-Everybody likes her.
-Mm.

270
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,541
Ah… Could that be a book?

271
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,750
The whole… bonus mom. Liked by all?

272
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,500
I mean, it's juicy.

273
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,458
And it's something that a lot of people
can actually relate to.

274
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,458
-Mm.
-Yours, mine, our children.

275
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:42,583
A huge audience.

276
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:44,041
Rikke!

277
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,958
I haven't even met them
and you're already capitalizing on it!

278
00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,000
-Is it too much?
-No.

279
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,208
You nervous?

280
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,458
-Let's do this, come on.
-Yeah, we got it.

281
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:05,791
Good.

282
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,208
Unfortunately, they're hiding

283
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,333
so I'm not really sure
where they could be.

284
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:11,458
Oh dear.

285
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,708
-Yeah.
-What a shame, then.

286
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:14,625
Yeah.

287
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,708
'Cause I brought
jumbo chocolate bars for them.

288
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:19,625
-Well…
-Felix!

289
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,083
She brought jumbo chocolate bars! Open!

290
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,083
-Hi, there.
-Hello.

291
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,125
This is Mia.

292
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,333
I've really been looking forward
to meeting you guys.

293
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,375
I've brought these chocolates for you.

294
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:41,125
But you guys don't really
like chocolate, do you?

295
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,666
We do.

296
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,250
Would you…

297
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,250
Would you both like to show me
where you play?

298
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,916
You know I can actually
juggle three balls.

299
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,125
-You can?
-Mm-hmm.

300
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,083
-What?
-Just like a clown does.

301
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,666
-Really?
-Can I try your shoes on?

302
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,166
Of course!
I think they'll look really good on you.

303
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:06,041
It's in here. Dad told us
to tidy up, because you were coming.

304
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,291
They look great.

305
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,291
See you, Mia.

306
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,500
-See you.
-Bye, bye.

307
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,583
-See ya.
-Go wait on the mat. I'm coming.

308
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,333
That went great, huh?

309
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,375
Back in two.

310
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,000
Hey, can I ask you something?

311
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,000
Mm-hmm.

312
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:57,875
Have you made up your mind yet
about not having any more kids or…

313
00:16:58,958 --> 00:16:59,833
Nah.

314
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,791
-Okay.
-No, I'm still open to it.

315
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,791
Why's that?

316
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,500
It's just that I would love
to have a baby at some point.

317
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,416
With you.

318
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,458
I love that you do.

319
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,000
So, you want to make a baby?

320
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,416
9 MONTHS LATER

321
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,625
Sh.

322
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,500
-Want me to braid your hair?
-My stockings are itchy.

323
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,416
Stop thinking about it,
they'll stop itching.

324
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,666
Felix. You packed for school?
We gotta go.

325
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,416
-Um, what day is it?
-What day is it? It's Wednesday.

326
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,000
-Wednesday?
-Yeah.

327
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,791
Fuck! His gym clothes aren't ready.
I forgot all about them. Shit!

328
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,791
Felix, give me my phone.

329
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,625
Thank you. Go pack your bag for school.

330
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,458
Why do you call it "gym clothes"
when it's called "PE"?

331
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,666
Because I'm an old fart.
We used to call them "gym clothes."

332
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,625
Dad! We're going to be late!

333
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,958
-Honey, you find it?
-Yeah.

334
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,250
-Can we have them, please?
-One sec!

335
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:36,083
Shit!

336
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,291
Come on, Dad!

337
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,708
I'm coming now. I just need
to grab the gym clothes. I mean…

338
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,333
I think we should get help.

339
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,166
Yeah. Yeah.

340
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,500
Okay?

341
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:58,083
I'm just worried I'm the issue.
Emil already has two kids.

342
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,083
It's obvious he's not the one
causing the issues here.

343
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,791
The public system
would've taken forever

344
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,166
so we're grateful
you could see us so quickly.

345
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,291
-You know what?
-Mmm.

346
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,541
Everything's fine and completely healthy.

347
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,291
-Really?
-Yes, really.

348
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,916
So you can get up and get dressed now.

349
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:18,666
Thank you.

350
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,625
-Thanks.
-There you go.

351
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,083
Hello.

352
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,208
It's huge here.

353
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,125
Sorry we didn't have a chair for you.

354
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,208
That's okay. No worries.

355
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,416
We actually finished already.

356
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,958
-Really? Yeah.
-Yes.

357
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,791
Everything looks fine and healthy.

358
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,916
Yeah. Fine and healthy.

359
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,833
-Mm-hmm.
-Great.

360
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,458
Right, Mia. I've added a couple
of prescriptions for you.

361
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,833
You'll start the treatment
by taking some tablets,

362
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,916
that will help your eggs mature.

363
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,166
Then you'll be called in
for an ultrasound scan

364
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,166
and we'll schedule the injections
to trigger ovulation.

365
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:01,125
After that, we'll inseminate you
with Emil's sperm after 36 hours.

366
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,875
After that, you'll be given suppositories
that will strengthen your vaginal mucus.

367
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,791
Okay? That's it.

368
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:08,708
-Great!
-Great!

369
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,625
-Yeah.
-Everything's fine.

370
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,875
-We can't wait.
-Yeah!

371
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,750
-Or… Yeah.
-Yeah.

372
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,958
She's a giant sun shining down
on her entire family.

373
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:23,083
She's a fucking Messiah spreading light
and joy on everyone around her.

374
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,333
She's the Savior.
The bonus mom sent from above.

375
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,541
She cares for two kids.

376
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:34,083
For two kids I haven't… given birth to,

377
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:39,041
but who I love…
but haven't given birth to.

378
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,208
BONUS MOM COMEDY

379
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:55,000
FOR TWO KIDS I LOVE,
BUT HAVEN'T GIVEN BIRTH TO…

380
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,458
Honey?

381
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,416
Emil?

382
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,250
Emil.

383
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,666
Emil, honey. You fell asleep.

384
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,083
Come on. We have to…

385
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,458
Okay. Yeah. Sorry.

386
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:23,291
I just don't understand
why it takes you so long

387
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,291
to tuck them into bed every single night.

388
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,208
No.

389
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,458
They said 36 hours before.

390
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,458
Honey, 35 or 36, does it… matter?

391
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:34,750
How should I know?

392
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,166
No. Um…

393
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:41,250
This one should be turned

394
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,875
this way.

395
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,500
-Yes.
-Up to...

396
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:46,750
250.

397
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,000
Oh. That's not good.

398
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:51,708
There's an air bubble.

399
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:52,958
-But the…
-That's dangerous?

400
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,583
But didn't the nurse explain it to you.
Remember?

401
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,375
-Should it be there? Okay.
-Well, I don't know, but…

402
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,083
But a small one isn't dangerous.

403
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,416
Okay, it's a small one.

404
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,583
-Yeah. Just do it.
-Right. Okay.

405
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,708
Okay.

406
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:09,958
Counting.

407
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,000
-One. Two.
-One. Two.

408
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,500
-Three. Four. Five.
-Three. Four. Five.

409
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,625
There!

410
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,625
Did it hurt?

411
00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:20,583
-Nope. I hardly felt it.
-What?

412
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Badass!

413
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,125
Oh, I have an idea.

414
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,541
Is this the right size for your fireworks?

415
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,750
You can step down now.

416
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,666
-Right. But…
-You can sit up.

417
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:52,833
Will it come out?

418
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:54,958
-You can sit up. Don't worry about that.
-Okay.

419
00:22:58,166 --> 00:22:59,000
Thanks.

420
00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:02,250
There you go.

421
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,750
-Oh.
-Oh, hey.

422
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,583
Sorry. I had to go downstairs.

423
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:14,250
We've already performed
the insemination procedure.

424
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:15,958
Okay?

425
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:16,916
Yeah.

426
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,208
Well, great. So… It's done?

427
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,708
-How'd it go?
-It's hard to say at this point.

428
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:24,083
But let's hope that it works out for you.

429
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:26,750
The sperm sample wasn't… too bad.

430
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,208
No? Why do you say that?

431
00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:32,333
The sample contained
nine million sperm cells, give or take.

432
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:34,291
-Okay!
-Good.

433
00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,333
The average is around 15 million.

434
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:42,458
Okay. Um… But I have two children already.

435
00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:46,125
Yes, well, um… Men's sperm quality
may deteriorate.

436
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,541
-Many are unaware.
-So it's normal?

437
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,791
Mia, I'm going to give you
a new prescription.

438
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,250
Honey!

439
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,750
The doctor said
nine million was fine, okay?

440
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,000
He didn't say that.

441
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,583
Emil! Emil, wait a sec.

442
00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,208
Please let me just return this chair.
Was it here?

443
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,333
Shut the door!

444
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,083
Hon…

445
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,041
-This place is a god-damn maze!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.

446
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:13,833
Sure there are only be nine million,
but already, I'm in love with them.

447
00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:18,166
They were just ejected straight up
into me at exactly the same time.

448
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,708
Pew!

449
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:21,791
It'll be okay.

450
00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:49,208
It's pretty nice here. Come on.

451
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:58,916
Are you okay in there?

452
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,708
Uh, yeah.

453
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:04,958
Is it consensual?

454
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,875
Um, yeah! Yeah. For sure!

455
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,500
-Wonderful. Thank God.
-Thanks for asking.

456
00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,000
-Thanks.
-Knock yourselves out!

457
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:11,916
Thanks!

458
00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:20,750
-Wait, was that Anne Marie Helger?
-I think so.

459
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,541
I think it was her.

460
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,458
-That as fast as you run?
-Wait!

461
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:27,666
Careful, don't fall.
Especially you, Felix.

462
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,375
-Especially you, Felix!
-Viggo!

463
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:31,500
Hey, sweetie?

464
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,625
-What?
-I feel like I might vomit.

465
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,583
-Oh? That's annoying.
-No! I feel nauseous!

466
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,208
-Really?
-And my breasts are sore.

467
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,541
-This one?
-Ouch!

468
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,500
-Let's go home and pamper you.
-Hey!

469
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,625
I hate these forced parent things.
They're boring.

470
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,083
I want to meet the other parents.

471
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,750
Why would you? That's weird!

472
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,958
Come, come!
We're starting. Could you join us, please?

473
00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,291
-Yeah, we're coming!
-Sure.

474
00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:57,791
That's Oscar's mom.

475
00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:01,583
She's great if you want to be recruited
to all kinds of different committees.

476
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:02,625
-Come on.
-Mm-hmm.

477
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,416
Who are you?

478
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,833
Um, I am actually Selma
and Felix's bonus mom.

479
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,666
-Hi. I'm Oscar.
-Nice!

480
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,208
Hi. I'll just start by saying
that it's important we don't sit with

481
00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,041
the same people we usually sit with.

482
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,625
And a gentle reminder to all

483
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,250
that I still need volunteers for
the Halloween party committee this fall.

484
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,666
Now, let's dig into the lovely buffet!

485
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:38,791
It's important all the kids love it.

486
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,208
-This year I really want to go all out.
-Hi.

487
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,125
Hi!

488
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,833
Do you want
chocolate marshmallows?

489
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:46,291
-Can't catch me!
-No, no, no, no! Felix.

490
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:50,541
My plan is for all the kids to interact
because it creates a sense of inclusion.

491
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,291
-Yeah.
-This goes for the parents as well.

492
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:55,000
-Hi. I'm Søren's dad.
-Hi, yeah, Mia.

493
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:56,458
I mean, it's really important.

494
00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:58,583
All the children must feel included.

495
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:03,125
But perhaps we could organize it
and together make a little spreadsheet?

496
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,375
-Great idea.
-Would you like a glass?

497
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,291
-Oh, no thank you.
-Oh.

498
00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:14,666
-Wait a minute, are you pregnant?
-Uh… Well, it's a bit too soon to say.

499
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,833
-Thrilling! Congratulations!
-Thanks.

500
00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:20,916
-Um…
-Um, er… Oscar's mom?

501
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,875
Yeah?

502
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:23,750
I'd like to volunteer
for the party committee.

503
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:26,250
-That's amazing! Thank you!
-Mm-hmm.

504
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,583
Oh, I really have to go now!

505
00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:30,500
Hang on.

506
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:32,250
Here.

507
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:34,000
Take it.

508
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:39,291
Eee.

509
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:43,625
Okay…

510
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,666
There.

511
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,333
-You sleep well?
-Shh.

512
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,625
-I think the floor heater might be broken.
-Honey. No talking.

513
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,291
Yeah.

514
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,291
Oh, well.

515
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:38,875
It's okay.

516
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,375
Is it though?

517
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,750
Yeah, sure. I guess.

518
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,666
Yeah.

519
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,583
Come here.

520
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:02,041
And here you have lavender.

521
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,500
Just breathe.

522
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:13,666
Well, I read that… Danish men's
sperm count halved in the last 40 years.

523
00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:14,708
-Breathe in.
-What?

524
00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:16,958
What's wrong with Danish men?
What are they doing wrong?

525
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:20,458
They all drink while lying down
with their laptops resting on their nuts.

526
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:24,333
No, no. But they say the sperm quality
deteriorates in the womb.

527
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:26,916
Oh, so, blame all of the mothers.
Of course!

528
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,875
-Shhhh!
-It's…

529
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,083
Sorry.

530
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,166
Pine?

531
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:33,875
Good for your lungs.

532
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:37,125
And the digestion.
And here comes the heat. There you go.

533
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,791
Seriously, it's an epidemic.

534
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,166
It's a real threat to humanity.

535
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,416
True, or it offers a solution
to climate change.

536
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,750
Depends on your perspective.

537
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,333
Shush!

538
00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:51,250
Shh.

539
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,250
-Sorry.
-Sorry.

540
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,250
Please remember,
you need to be silent.

541
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,291
-Yeah…
-And here comes the heat.

542
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,750
I mean, it's so fucked, it's just that…

543
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:03,958
It's me that's been getting the treatment
with all those hormones and injections

544
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,166
when the issue's Emil.

545
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:07,250
-Please be quiet.
-Sorry,

546
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:43,333
I know I sound annoying,
but I've counted the time

547
00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:45,458
and we had sex 12 hours ago, right?

548
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,791
They told us at the clinic

549
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:49,208
that there should always be
sperm in the uterus.

550
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,000
-Constantly.
-We have sex constantly, honey.

551
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,833
Okay? My dick hurts.
We fucked twice yesterday and last night.

552
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,416
We do it a lot.

553
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,083
We need to have sex today
in order to help our chances.

554
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,916
Oof… Our chances? That makes me horny.

555
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,791
-I love it when you talk dirty.
-It's not funny, Emil. It really isn't!

556
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,916
I'm the only one taking initiative
and now the day's nearly over,

557
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,583
I could be ovulating right now.

558
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,583
The day's not almost over.
It's not even two!

559
00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,791
-We can fuck when we get home.
-They said during the day! The day!

560
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,333
-Not the afternoon, Emil.
-Just… stop.

561
00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,666
Stop! It's too much.
Enough. You're hysterical.

562
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:51,750
Mia?

563
00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,666
Mia. Honey?

564
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,333
Honey? Stop! Where are you going?

565
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:01,833
What are you doing?

566
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:04,833
If I'm hysterical,
there's no reason for us to be together.

567
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,875
Honey. Honey!

568
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,125
I didn't mean it.

569
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,666
I'm sorry. Truly.

570
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:15,208
I'm not… hysterical.

571
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:19,916
I'm worried these appointments,
and injections, and all the… hard work

572
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,083
will just be a waste,

573
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,625
and we will miss… an ovulation period

574
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:27,000
just because we are
a little over having sex.

575
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:30,083
Your sperm count has dropped
to only four million this time.

576
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,791
I know what my count is, okay, Mia?

577
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:37,750
I really hate how this
is ruining our sex life,

578
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,916
because I love having sex with you.

579
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:45,208
I'm just afraid that…
I don't turn you on anymore.

580
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,333
Come on.

581
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208
I'm so freaking sore.

582
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:02,708
Can I do anything?

583
00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:05,125
Yeah.

584
00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:08,833
Okay, that's nice.

585
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,458
Kiss me on the neck.

586
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,416
Mm.

587
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,458
Um…

588
00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,083
Wanna watch porn?

589
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:30,583
-Porn? No.
-No, okay.

590
00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:32,333
No. I just thought it might help.

591
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,583
Okay, or…

592
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:40,083
We… We could try that.

593
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:41,541
Yeah?

594
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,625
Or… Do you really want to?

595
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,666
-Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.

596
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,708
All right.

597
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:53,708
Uh… "Horny Stepmother."

598
00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:55,583
Boom.

599
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,791
-Okay.
-Mm-hmm.

600
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,625
I'm ready for you.

601
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:07,250
If I could just… get this stocking off.

602
00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:11,791
-I've been wanting this for some time.
-Maybe fast-forward it a bit.

603
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,666
-Yeah?
-Get to where… where the action is.

604
00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:18,416
Uh.

605
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,958
-Hmm.
-Oh.

606
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,041
-Whoa!
-Wow!

607
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,916
-Right. I'll find something else.
-Yes, please.

608
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,291
-Okay.
-Oh yeah…

609
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,208
You watch porn?

610
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:34,333
Not exactly.
One stumbles across it from time to time.

611
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,666
You've stumbled on PornTube?

612
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,833
Say that again.

613
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:43,333
What? PornTube?

614
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,916
Your mouth looks sexy
when you say to me "PornTube."

615
00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:50,208
-Really?
-Uh-huh.

616
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,375
Huh. I think… It's working.

617
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:05,333
-That did the trick.
-Wait. Wait a minute.

618
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:09,708
Okay.

619
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:11,875
Ouch!

620
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:22,916
You're so hot.

621
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:26,125
-I'm about to come. I'm coming!
-Yes!

622
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,958
You're incredible!
Ow, goddamn it!

623
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,250
Okay. Up, up.

624
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,541
-Get up. Help me.
-Okay.

625
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,208
Good.

626
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:41,625
Okay.

627
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,041
We need to think of a new plan.

628
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:48,333
We have to drink less wine
and we must start eating more fish.

629
00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:49,750
-Okay.
-And you have to immediately

630
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:51,083
stop wearing those tight briefs.

631
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,500
I'm also getting acupuncture,
and I think you should too.

632
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,958
-Yeah, fine. Let's just…
-Ah!

633
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,791
Hon. Let's go… sit down
for at bit and just…

634
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,583
I just need to replace this.

635
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,083
Okay.

636
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,916
-You need help?
-No! And smoking at parties is a no-go.

637
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,750
-I've stopped that.
-Emil, you haven't.

638
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,000
-I have. Seriously.
-You smoked last weekend, right?

639
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:13,625
Don't force it. Let me help--

640
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,583
You can improve your sperm count
in three months.

641
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:18,000
You can do something about it
if you want to.

642
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,500
Honey… Honey!

643
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,750
-Why are these bags so weird and small?
-I know. Sorry.

644
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,750
I thought they were the big ones.
They can actually fit in there,

645
00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:25,875
but you have to do it slow.

646
00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:27,458
I must remember to relax.

647
00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:30,500
I can't worry about it so much,
because obviously my body can't…

648
00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:33,166
All the stress that gets internalized,
my body starts to feel it.

649
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:34,208
And that's bad because…

650
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:37,583
Honey, you're tearing all the bags apart.
Will you let me? Perhaps? Can I try?

651
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,291
Go and change your briefs.

652
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,625
Yep. I'm on it.

653
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:52,375
That one is sitting on nothing.

654
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:54,500
She's broody.

655
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,125
But that's because she thinks
she's already sitting on one

656
00:36:58,208 --> 00:36:59,208
so she won't make eggs.

657
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:02,833
It can go on like that forever,
unless you help them snap out of it,

658
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:03,750
you know?

659
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:07,666
Sometimes, you can just put a bucket
over their heads too. That fixes it.

660
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:09,625
A bucket? Isn't that cruel?

661
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,208
Well, after 24 hours, they're de-brooded.

662
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:16,041
-Broody is a ridiculous word.
-This way. There's Mom.

663
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,625
Simon's also broody just all the time.

664
00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,583
He told Vester we're trying
to make a sister.

665
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:22,500
-I don't know…
-What?

666
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:24,583
Yeah. I don't know if I want another.

667
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:28,166
So… Will you be taking responsibility
for your own kids now?

668
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,250
Yes we will.
Does anybody want some campfire bread?

669
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,750
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

670
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,541
-Right. Let's do that. Come with me.
-Unbaked dough, clothes reeking.

671
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,000
Hey, Gro.
Can one get white wine at your workplace?

672
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:41,541
Rikke, seriously?
his is a family playground.

673
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,583
Yeah! And that's why
you ought to have a stash.

674
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:47,500
You've been invited
to the Gothenburg Book Fair.

675
00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:50,166
-Oh?
-For a reading and an interview on stage.

676
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,375
-That's great!
-Mm-hmm.

677
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,416
That's actually perfect!

678
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,625
I really need some more money.
It's expensive to do fertility treatment.

679
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,958
Thank you for the draft.

680
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,375
Did you like it?

681
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,208
-You didn't like it.
-Do you like it? That's the question.

682
00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:03,833
Ah, that's an annoying question,
Rikke. Really.

683
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,041
-I'm struggling with it.
-No, listen. You're in the crap phase.

684
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,791
That's nothing new to you.
You really stink!

685
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:11,583
I know you absolutely hate losing control,

686
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,958
you just keep pushing
through the beginning.

687
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,208
-Mm.
-Mm-hmm.

688
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:17,541
-You're saying I stink.
-Damn right!

689
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:21,625
-Pff.
-Ugh.

690
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,625
Well, you're totally right.

691
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:27,291
I really can't seem to get a handle
on it 'cause I'm uninspired.

692
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:30,958
Bonus mom comedy.

693
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,583
Remind me again why we thought
this was a good idea.

694
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,166
It's a really good idea.

695
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,500
It doesn't feel like a comedy.

696
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,208
It doesn't have to be funny if it isn't.

697
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,333
It's the authenticity that I feel…
is lacking.

698
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:46,916
Ugh. You're so annoying
when you're right!

699
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:50,541
Right. So could
my cold and wise editor leave

700
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,833
so I can hang out
with my nice friend Rikke, please?

701
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,125
No! Okay.

702
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,750
Let's talk about my birthday.
Tell me what you'll be wearing. Shut up!

703
00:38:57,833 --> 00:39:00,750
Uh, I'll be wearing
a fantastic dream of a dress.

704
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,375
It's to die for.

705
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:03,958
We did it.

706
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:05,875
Yeah!

707
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:09,458
She's grateful that she liked
the children from the start.

708
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:10,458
Yeah!

709
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,958
-Actually liked them.
-New level!

710
00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:14,083
And they liked her.

711
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,541
-Yeah!
-Yeah!

712
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,291
Dad, can you hand me the egg tray?

713
00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:22,708
Umm…

714
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:25,666
It felt natural to be with them.

715
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,208
Nice and warm.

716
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:28,791
-Yes! Yes!
-Yeah, man!

717
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:29,708
Which one?

718
00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:33,250
-The green paint.
-Uh… Oh, right. We used it.

719
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:36,833
Umm… Here it is.
The dark green one? You don't want pink?

720
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,458
-That one.
-Oh, that one.

721
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:46,583
♪ Sweet expectations ♪

722
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:55,666
♪ Sweet expectations ♪

723
00:39:56,833 --> 00:40:01,583
♪ I'd love to see
What you could do if I-- ♪

724
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:02,583
Boo!

725
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:06,708
Selma, you scared me.

726
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:08,958
I'm trying to work, okay?

727
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:11,708
I just really wanted to show you my mask.

728
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,958
Yeah, but not right now, Selma.

729
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,958
Here we go. Oo!

730
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,000
-Agh.
-Three, two... Come on!

731
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,208
-What's up?
-She doesn't want to see.

732
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,250
What's going on?

733
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,958
I just want to work in peace, okay?

734
00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:29,250
But there are constant interruptions
and noise. I just…

735
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:32,375
-Mm-hmm.
-I can't focus. I… It's stressing me out.

736
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:35,333
We'll try to be quiet but they need
their space when they're here.

737
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:45,958
If you don't have a child,
do you then remain a child?

738
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:01,083
How about we postpone the test until
after Rikke's birthday party on Saturday?

739
00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:05,208
-You want to wait that long?
-Sure. We're happier when we're hopeful.

740
00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:08,000
We'll actually enjoy ourselves.
This'll cheer us up.

741
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,916
Getting a positive result
will also make us happy.

742
00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:29,375
♪ The creeps, oh ♪

743
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,375
Aren't you both trying for a kid?

744
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,375
-Yep. We are.
-Okay. Right.

745
00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:44,458
-We took a test this morning. Negative.
-No! Shit! I'm so sorry.

746
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,166
Damn.

747
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,750
-And yourself? How are you?
-Well, I mean, uh…

748
00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:52,625
How about us? We fuck like rabbits.

749
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:55,666
Um… We're looking at buying
a four-man tent.

750
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,250
You can attach it to the Tesla.

751
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,583
For camping, it's great.

752
00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,750
It's just one
of the many accessories a Tes--

753
00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:02,166
-Oh!
-Sorry.

754
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:14,333
Whoa!

755
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:18,916
Can't a person have a couple seconds
of privacy in this damn party?

756
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,875
I just want to say hi, honey.

757
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:22,541
Turns out I can't pee alone.

758
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,041
I can't have a...a... a normal,
relaxing day at home

759
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:31,291
to just snuggle up and watch TV

760
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,958
without having the kids smother us

761
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:36,583
because all of us must sit
on the same fucking sofa!

762
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,875
-Yeah…
-Could we get a bigger sofa?

763
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,416
Uhh, nope. We can't actually,

764
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,541
because it messes with Emil's
very fancy aesthetics.

765
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,375
Correct. We don't
have room for a big sofa.

766
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:49,208
We don't have room to add a giant sofa?

767
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:50,291
We really don't.

768
00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,041
What about me?

769
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:55,125
-What about you?
-Then where do I fit…

770
00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:56,208
Do I fit in there?

771
00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:00,708
Let's… um… call it a night, yeah?

772
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,291
"Let's, uh, call it a night, yeah? Uhh?"

773
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:04,708
Wow.

774
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,666
Let's instead call it
"boring policeman Emil."

775
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:10,291
Stinky Emil. Pig stench!

776
00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:12,291
I'm not going home.

777
00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:13,708
-Okay.
-Night is young.

778
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,375
Perhaps some water
would help you… sober up?

779
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:17,416
Screw that!

780
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:22,375
Okay.

781
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,250
Wait, what?

782
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,041
You're so immature!

783
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,333
I'm getting us a taxi, honey.

784
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:31,208
Hey!

785
00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:36,458
I think it's so unfair that your sperm
worked with Katrine, but not with me!

786
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:40,083
Honey! Let's not talk about this
when you're fucking drunk! Let's go home.

787
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,500
-Stop. You don't even want to talk to me!
-Please, honey.

788
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,875
Yes I do.

789
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,791
What's going on? Stop that. Get a grip!

790
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:51,166
Don't you dare tell me to get a grip!

791
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:54,166
Don't get a grip then.

792
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,833
-But we're going home. Come.
-No! No!

793
00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:58,333
-Okay…
-I don't want to go home!

794
00:43:58,416 --> 00:44:01,000
-Mia, why don't you want to come?
-Fuck you!

795
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,250
Honey!

796
00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:09,625
You are such a pain in the ass!

797
00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:15,416
♪ Free, free, free, free, free
Free, free, free, free, free ♪

798
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:19,833
♪ Free, free, free, free, free
Free, free, free, free, free ♪

799
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,458
Fuck.

800
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,208
Fuck.

801
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,500
Good morning.

802
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,625
Shit, I was wasted last night.

803
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,333
Mm-hmm.

804
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,291
-I just…
-Could you please, um… sit?

805
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,041
I'm feeling very sheepish.

806
00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:36,791
And piggish.

807
00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:39,708
-Hmm.
-Have you eaten? I can make some toast.

808
00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:42,416
-Or there's…
-Can I… Can we just talk about, um…

809
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,708
Can we talk?

810
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,083
Yes, of course.

811
00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:52,250
I just feel that, sometimes,
that to you I'm just a second thought.

812
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:56,666
-I'm here for you in all this…
-Of course you are…

813
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,958
Even if I don't always show
my feelings very well.

814
00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:02,458
-I know, honey. And I'm sorry that I--
-Can I… Can I finish?

815
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,791
Your anger, it's driving… us apart.

816
00:46:08,041 --> 00:46:10,708
It feels like you dwell on
all this anger by yourself

817
00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:12,583
instead of us calmly talking about it,

818
00:46:12,666 --> 00:46:15,625
which leads you to… blow up on us.

819
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,250
Might be the kids.

820
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:22,791
Answer it.

821
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,666
-Hi, Katrine.
-Hi, Emil.

822
00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:31,125
Oh, are they? Happy Mother's Day.
Right. That's right.

823
00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:34,250
They're so cute.
I see. That's right.

824
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:45,416
-Hi. You're on speakerphone.
-Hi.

825
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,583
-Hey.
-Hi!

826
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:52,250
Last night… I really fucking messed up
with some… random dude.

827
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:53,166
What?

828
00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:56,583
Emil and I had a huge fight,
and I was hammered,

829
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:58,750
and then I almost made out with some guy.

830
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:03,541
Okay. So, Mia… Uh… When you say "almost,"
does that mean you cheated or no?

831
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,041
What's your name?

832
00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:14,666
You never told me.

833
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:22,875
The point is that I stopped it, right?

834
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:26,625
I… I… I didn't do it. That's something
the old Mia would've done,

835
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:28,166
but I didn't. We only kissed!

836
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,000
Nice. That's fantastic, Mia.

837
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:32,416
I have to tell Emil, don't I?

838
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,250
Yeah. He'll be so thrilled to hear it,
I mean…

839
00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,333
No, no, no. Be quiet, Andreas.

840
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:39,375
Mia. Mia, Mia, Mia. Deep breaths.

841
00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:40,791
Don't do anything drastic.

842
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,166
Wait, so…

843
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:45,291
You're saying it was a drunken mistake
with some random dude, right?

844
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,875
Yeah, of course.
I want to have a child with this man.

845
00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:48,791
I love Emil.

846
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:51,416
That's why I feel he deserves
to know the truth.

847
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,125
No, hon! Don't tell the truth. Ever!

848
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,250
-Encouraging.
-Listen to people who've been there.

849
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,541
Shit happens, Mia, all right?

850
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,208
One learns to live with it, I mean…

851
00:47:59,291 --> 00:48:01,708
with the guilt,
the shame, and the grief and…

852
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,375
I just really feel like I should tell him.

853
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:07,250
Why? That's only to clear
your own guilty conscience.

854
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,375
Okay, so listen.

855
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:11,833
Perhaps you should think about why
you threw yourself at someone else.

856
00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:12,791
Exactly.

857
00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,708
What are you
running away from, Mia?

858
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:16,666
Christ. I mean,
how'd you guys get so cool?

859
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:17,666
Our mistakes.

860
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,541
Because I stupidly screwed Christian
from the digital agency, Mia.

861
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,875
But we talked it through
in therapy, thankfully

862
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,250
so always remember…

863
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:26,083
I feel a quote from hell coming on.

864
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:28,166
-Look, love is a verb.
-Yeah.

865
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,791
Not a permanent state of enthusiasm.

866
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,375
So says Esther Perel. And that means…

867
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,333
Fall in love with a stupid man.

868
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:36,833
Yeah? Thomas Helmig.

869
00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:40,125
-Mia, it'll be fine.
-Yeah, it'll be just fine.

870
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,875
Right. Did we tell you
we've found a different agency?

871
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:45,750
Still in Colombia,
but with a much wider selection

872
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:46,833
of surrogate mothers.

873
00:48:46,916 --> 00:48:47,958
That's great.

874
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:49,416
-Awesome!
-Yeah.

875
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,458
We had to take out a mortgage.

876
00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,208
You'll have to tell me
more about it later.

877
00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:56,041
I'll keep my fingers crossed,
but I have to go now, okay?

878
00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:59,666
-I think she was really happy for us.
-Yeah.

879
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,416
I'm sorry.

880
00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:18,208
Can't hear you.

881
00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:20,125
-I'm sorry!
-Mm. No.

882
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,708
I can't hear you.

883
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,541
Let's try this again.

884
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,625
What did you say?

885
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:31,958
Sorry I was stupid.

886
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:38,041
-I was too.
-I was stupider.

887
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,291
Yeah, you were.

888
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:44,375
You were.

889
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:58,666
Don't be mad, please.

890
00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:01,916
But, um…

891
00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:09,166
It's just, you know,
when I… ran away and left you...

892
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,000
-I…
-Yeah. Could… we agree that you won't…

893
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:13,750
run away from me anymore?

894
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,916
I won't run from you.

895
00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:21,500
Hmm.

896
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,458
I love you.

897
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:26,208
I love you.

898
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,541
So much.

899
00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:31,791
I love you more.

900
00:50:38,875 --> 00:50:41,500
Should this boring policeman
make breakfast?

901
00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:44,291
We can sit on the sofa,
our tiny sofa, eat breakfast.

902
00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,750
Or we could call it a night.

903
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:48,750
-You were… such a big pain!
-No! Don't say it!

904
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:50,916
I have never seen anything like it before!

905
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Don't say that!

906
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,250
Well, Mia.

907
00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:56,458
Uh, could we wait for Emil
before we begin?

908
00:50:57,208 --> 00:50:58,625
Yeah, no problem.

909
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,833
There!

910
00:51:16,416 --> 00:51:20,625
Well……Mia. Unfortunately,
all three inseminations were unsuccessful.

911
00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,083
So the next step is IVF treatment,

912
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:26,750
where we fertilize the egg in a lab,
then place it back in the uterus.

913
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,500
So you'll have to go through
yet another hormone treatment,

914
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:31,875
done through an injection to, uh,

915
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,958
prevent things like ovulation.

916
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:37,583
There are some common side effects.
The experience could be unpleasant.

917
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,166
You can read about it in this brochure.

918
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,208
Um… Now you're doing it again.

919
00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:43,583
-Mm… Doing what?
-You're only addressing me.

920
00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:45,333
Emil's here for this too.

921
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,583
You… never address the two of us.

922
00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,791
I know that it's my body in the arena
for this whole arrangement,

923
00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:54,500
but perhaps everyone could at least
contribute intellectually here.

924
00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:57,041
-Honey, it's okay.
-No, this is not okay!

925
00:51:57,625 --> 00:52:00,791
It's not right to treat a man or parent
like they're some second-rate individual

926
00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:01,708
in all of this.

927
00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:05,708
Gender equality is a duty that starts
here, right now, in the system!

928
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,875
Right? You only look at me,
you only talk to me,

929
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:12,541
all while Emil follows from behind
with his sperm in a tiny cup, yeah?

930
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,958
Look at him!
Talk to him! Give him an assignment.

931
00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:18,500
Give him a voice.
Give him a fucking chair to sit!

932
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,166
I mean… How hard is that?

933
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:25,041
Give him a chair!

934
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,625
Why is there never a chair?

935
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,958
A chair would be nice.

936
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,500
Well, then I'll tell you, Emil.

937
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:38,916
The new injections probably won't
make the mood swings any better.

938
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,291
Ow!

939
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:02,958
Fuck!

940
00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:09,000
So, tell me, why is Rebecca so… desperate
to remain being an object?

941
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:12,125
It's because
that's all she's ever learned.

942
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:16,000
The world looks at the majority
of young female bodies in a sexual manner.

943
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:20,500
She's valued for being young,
smart, gorgeous and fertile.

944
00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:24,458
And the humiliation when that gaze is
no longer there can be extremely painful

945
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:25,583
for some women,

946
00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:27,416
because… then what are you?

947
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:30,583
Um… The man passes
through life more unseen.

948
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:34,875
It's, um… like… being seen
versus being watched,

949
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:38,416
which are the two vastly different
views that happen to us all.

950
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:42,041
Well, I think many of us here
would like to know what's next.

951
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:44,416
Will we see more of Rebecca's escapades?

952
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,291
No, I'm actually… afraid not.

953
00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:49,875
Um, I'm writing a novel that's
all about life as a bonus mom.

954
00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:54,875
Um… but… yeah. To be honest,
I am just a little stuck

955
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:56,416
at the moment on this. So…

956
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,750
Oh, very interesting for you

957
00:53:57,833 --> 00:54:00,000
because I spoke
to the amazing Knausgård too

958
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,833
on how he handles writer's block.

959
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:05,625
Oh, I'm not actually going through
or experiencing any, uh, writer's block.

960
00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:08,791
Um… Yeah, I write constantly.

961
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:14,166
But I can only write about
some very private thoughts or...

962
00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:17,666
Yeah, it's almost diary-like stuff, um…

963
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,791
Some…

964
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,250
Some…?

965
00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:28,291
Um… yeah, about all kinds of stuff. Um...

966
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,666
Self-loathing and shame.

967
00:54:35,666 --> 00:54:37,041
Yeah, because, we are…

968
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,750
or I am…

969
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:44,250
there are many,
so… it's almost an epidemic.

970
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,625
Um.

971
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:52,458
I mean, so many of us find
that our bodies can't…

972
00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:00,041
Um…No, I'm…

973
00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:03,791
I write about my fertility experience,

974
00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,708
so… There, I said it.

975
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:06,625
Wow.

976
00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:10,875
Um… I really try to use my writing

977
00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:16,708
to process all the self-loathing or…
all my dark thoughts that are about…

978
00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:21,375
about being less of a woman,
'cause I can't be a mother.

979
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,500
Well, that's really interesting.

980
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:25,333
And important.

981
00:55:25,416 --> 00:55:27,208
Yeah, but like I mentioned before,

982
00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:30,500
it's a diary with very personal stuff
that's just kind of whiney.

983
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:35,000
And it's too dark, you know, if you want
to compare it to my earlier stuff.

984
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,083
I would have read
something like that.

985
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:40,416
Five years ago when I began
fertility treatments like you.

986
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,833
Now I've said it out loud as well.

987
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:46,416
Can anyone else here
relate to this problem today?

988
00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:52,750
Yes.

989
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,250
See?

990
00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:01,875
There are many of us who would've loved
the sort of artwork you offer,

991
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:04,291
to dive into and identify with.

992
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:09,666
Well, I'm not sure that
Knausgård would do that, you know?

993
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,583
No, 'cause we want you
to write that book, Mia.

994
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:19,958
I will place
the childless woman in front of you.

995
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:25,125
Look. Here she is
in all her panicky glory and yearning.

996
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,333
Here I am.

997
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,250
I will carry all the shame
that I possibly can.

998
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:34,375
I'll walk naked through
town to roars of laughter.

999
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:38,291
I'll carry every childless women's
burden so that they can be free.

1000
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:43,541
Come, sit here next to me,
all childless women, bonus moms.

1001
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:47,000
Fall into pieces with me… if you want to.

1002
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:05,083
Nobody knows how long Emil and I will have
to go through this fertility hell

1003
00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:08,083
and how much of my sanity
I'll lose before it happens.

1004
00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:09,541
Or doesn't happen.

1005
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,916
A COPENHAGEN LOVE STORY

1006
00:57:30,958 --> 00:57:32,958
-Hi, honey!
-Hey, are you okay?

1007
00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:35,416
Yeah! Sorry I haven't called back.

1008
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,000
Mm. I've just been busy writing.

1009
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,375
I think I have a good idea.

1010
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,958
-Yeah? Tell me about it.
-It's just that I'm…

1011
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:45,250
I'm so absorbed
by the fertility treatment.

1012
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,625
-Oh, yeah?
-Well, I mean…

1013
00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:50,125
I just kinda feel like
I'm writing about, um…

1014
00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:53,041
um, about how it's insane, and…

1015
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:55,750
and also write about
how overwhelming it is

1016
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:58,500
and that you basically
have to ruin your own body

1017
00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,916
to create new life, you know?

1018
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,500
-Oh, yeah.
-Yes. Yeah.

1019
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:06,250
I just feel like writing now about that.

1020
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,291
Yeah. Fascinating.

1021
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,208
But you're not writing about us, right?

1022
00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:13,833
Oh… No, no.

1023
00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:17,541
Good. I don't think I could handle seeing
my sperm count exposed

1024
00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:18,791
in the local bookstore.

1025
00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:21,791
Oh, by the way, Gro and Simon invited us
for dinner Saturday.

1026
00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:23,000
Oh, that's nice.

1027
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,208
Well, Simon probably bought some
new gadget he wants to show us.

1028
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,916
What do you think it is?

1029
00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,833
Gastronoma air fryer. Eight liters.

1030
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,416
-Oh my! Wow!
-Wow.

1031
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:36,583
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1032
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,208
So, can we start dinner?

1033
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:41,708
-Yeah!
-Mm-hmm?

1034
00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:43,000
Okay, come and get it!

1035
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:48,500
Yeah, so, um… this is
our last attempt at the private clinic,

1036
00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:52,708
and if that fails, we're on a waiting list
for the public clinics,

1037
00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:54,416
but the queue is long, so…

1038
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,541
Yeah. We're banking on the private clinic,
but, um…

1039
00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:01,958
-We don't know if we'll ever succeed.
-No.

1040
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:05,250
There's also the fact that Emil's
number of sperm is getting lower.

1041
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:08,125
Last time he tested,
it was only one million, so…

1042
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:09,250
Yeah. Okay.

1043
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:12,000
-Yeah!
-And that's not a lot?

1044
00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:13,875
-Hey.
-No, that's pretty low.

1045
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,500
Almost nothing.

1046
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:18,750
Honey… It's not your fault.

1047
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,416
That's just the facts.

1048
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,541
Yep.

1049
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:24,166
Luckily, you only need
one tadpole to function.

1050
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,333
-Right?
-Yeah…

1051
00:59:25,416 --> 00:59:26,458
Actually, I…

1052
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,708
-Or rather Gro and I, we are… we're…
-No!

1053
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,541
Or... Babe, let's…

1054
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:32,958
-Anyone for dessert?
-Yeah.

1055
00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:34,583
We've made a little, um…

1056
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:37,250
-Ice cream.
-Some ice cream for you.

1057
00:59:37,333 --> 00:59:38,541
In Simon's new ice cream thing.

1058
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,041
You got an ice cream maker?

1059
00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,208
-It's so cool.
-It's cool.

1060
00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:43,375
It has been running for hours
while we've sat here.

1061
00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,541
-It's still homemade, but…
-Do you want coffee?

1062
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,916
-Please.
-Yeah.

1063
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,166
Do you want a chaser?

1064
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,958
-I'll pass on that.
-Just a little one with the coffee?

1065
00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:54,708
I've got an expensive cognac.
It's very good, but it's… expensive too.

1066
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,958
Price and quality go hand in hand.
Expensive and good.

1067
00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,958
-This one that I'll give you is both…
-Honey.

1068
01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:03,250
Ah. Let's try it.

1069
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:06,000
-What's up, kids? Having fun?
-Yeah.

1070
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,208
How's the movie going?

1071
01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:08,791
-Hey.
-Hey, it's my turn!

1072
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,291
-I can't see.
-We're having ice cream.

1073
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,416
You and I are allowed
a glass of this, right?

1074
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,416
Yeah, and Gro?

1075
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:18,500
Yeah, I mean… I'm just gonna say it.

1076
01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,000
Uh, no, hon. The kids. Yeah?

1077
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:23,083
Of course. So, uh…

1078
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,583
We, um, well, uh…

1079
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:25,958
We're gonna have a little sister.

1080
01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:28,500
-Yeah?
-Or a brother.

1081
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:31,250
-Yeah. That's, um… That's amazing.
-Congratulations.

1082
01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:32,541
Awesome. Yeah.

1083
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,500
Fantastic. Really?

1084
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,375
Yes.Really.

1085
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:38,458
Uh…

1086
01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,916
But, uh, first,
we're gonna have some dessert.

1087
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,125
Yep.

1088
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:47,500
-Simon! Wow! That's, um…
-It's so great and wonderful.

1089
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,583
We're so thrilled
Kids still can't hear me, right?

1090
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,000
No,
no, they're so distracted.

1091
01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:53,750
-This calls for celebration.
-Yeah!

1092
01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:56,125
You know what?
Let's go on holiday to Cuba.

1093
01:00:59,791 --> 01:01:00,875
-Gro…
-Yeah.

1094
01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,791
Why haven't you said anything to me yet?

1095
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,541
-Oh, um…
-This is amazing news, Gro!

1096
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:09,958
Please, I really hope you're not
hiding your joy because of me.

1097
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,750
-I don't want you to feel that way.
-No. It's not you.

1098
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,458
I don't know if I'm happy.

1099
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,375
I had a really hard pregnancy with Vester,

1100
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:25,041
and now it feels as if my body is
remembering the whole thing.

1101
01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:26,833
Hey, Gro, enough, stop it.

1102
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:29,750
You should feel overjoyed, right?

1103
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,500
It's wonderful news!

1104
01:01:32,250 --> 01:01:33,125
Wish it was me.

1105
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,458
You're absolutely sure?

1106
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,833
Maybe you should at least…
wait a little bit or…

1107
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,041
-Hey.
-Hi, Mia.

1108
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:10,500
-Hi, honey.
-What's wrong?

1109
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,333
Well, just…
maybe you'll feel different.

1110
01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:15,458
Or, um…

1111
01:02:18,916 --> 01:02:20,000
That's what Simon said.

1112
01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:24,250
That I… should give it time, and…

1113
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:28,750
I, um…

1114
01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:32,541
I just…

1115
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:38,333
I… I wake up every morning
in a fucking panic! Every morning.

1116
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:41,166
My heart just won't stop pounding.

1117
01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:47,291
And I… I…
seriously feel like my body is a prison,

1118
01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:49,041
that I can never escape out of.

1119
01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:52,458
I don't know how to else to…

1120
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,125
to explain it.

1121
01:02:56,666 --> 01:03:00,333
With a toddler already,
I don't think I can go through with a, um…

1122
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:04,583
Another pregnancy. I can't do it!

1123
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:10,083
But, Gro. Hey. You have us and you… you…

1124
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:12,166
you're not alone.
We'll help you out with the baby…

1125
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,083
-And you have Simon.
-Will you listen to what I'm telling you?

1126
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,500
You're not listening!
Okay? No one is listening!

1127
01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:18,833
I can't do it!

1128
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:21,750
Okay. Okay.

1129
01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:23,125
-I can't…
-You can't do it.

1130
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:25,208
-We hear you, okay?
-You can't do it.

1131
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:27,583
-Honey…
-Yeah…

1132
01:03:27,666 --> 01:03:28,833
We got you.

1133
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:29,916
I'm sorry!

1134
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,708
We hear you. Whatever you need, okay?

1135
01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,791
Just breathe.

1136
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:35,291
-Breathe.
-I can't do it.

1137
01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:48,875
Welcome to public healthcare.
I can see here, what you've, um…

1138
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,791
what you've been through
in the private sector,

1139
01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:55,916
um… so I would suggest
the long protocol treatment for you.

1140
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,875
Inducing menopause artificially.
I think this is the only way.

1141
01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:02,208
-Uh…
-Menopause?

1142
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:03,416
-Artificially?
-Yes.

1143
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,833
Right now, your own cycle is interfering
with our stimulation,

1144
01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,958
so… I think that's the way to go.

1145
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,625
Um… there's a number of side effects.
Okay?

1146
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:16,500
Palpitations, headaches,
hot flashes, itching,

1147
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,750
dry mucous membranes and mood swings.

1148
01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:06,583
The bus stop at the hospital.
Emil and I wait for the bus in silence,

1149
01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,833
processing the news.

1150
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:13,708
Not far from us,
an elderly woman is picking up a dog turd.

1151
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,666
The tears well up behind my eyes.

1152
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:21,375
Then Emil says, "Well,
we'll just have to push through it."

1153
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,375
I wanted to say "Fuck you."

1154
01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:28,250
I didn't. Fuck you.

1155
01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:40,875
-Mia! It's happening.
-Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm coming, Gro!

1156
01:05:48,541 --> 01:05:53,333
I know that I'm hurting Emil,
but right now that's what I want.

1157
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:05,666
No.

1158
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:08,500
-Do you want to lie down?
-No, don't. Just don't.

1159
01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:11,166
Ah! Damn it!

1160
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,208
Ow!

1161
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:22,083
Ooh.

1162
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:27,750
-Do I have bad breath?
-Mmm. Yeah. Really bad. But it's okay.

1163
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:29,041
-Okay.
-Truly.

1164
01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:31,291
-Did you have cheese?
-Yeah. With red onions.

1165
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,208
Mm-hmm.

1166
01:06:34,541 --> 01:06:37,166
Ow! Oh, God! Ow! Okay. I need to go…

1167
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,083
Yeah.

1168
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:41,333
-Ow.
-Now what?

1169
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:42,250
Agh.

1170
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,208
Ah. Ow.

1171
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,208
Ow! Argh. Ow, goddamn it.

1172
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,625
-It's okay.
-Ow! There's more coming.

1173
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,583
-Do you need to sit down, honey?
-Agh. Yeah.

1174
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:51,541
Come.

1175
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:15,916
What do I do with it?

1176
01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:24,916
I feel like shoving
the expelled fetus inside me.

1177
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,916
To see if it can live in there.

1178
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:50,833
I'm sorry, Mia.

1179
01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:55,333
I'm forcing you to do this
and it must seem so gruesome to you.

1180
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:58,166
No, you're not forcing me to do anything.

1181
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,000
You're my best friend.

1182
01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:02,583
Mm.

1183
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:08,666
Hi.

1184
01:08:13,041 --> 01:08:13,916
Are you okay?

1185
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,166
No, not really.

1186
01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:20,791
Thanks, Mia.

1187
01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:22,833
Of course.

1188
01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:59,875
I could use a drink too.

1189
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:06,333
Shit, man!

1190
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,166
I hope they're all right.

1191
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,250
Are you writing a book about us?

1192
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,833
What?

1193
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:23,125
Well, I accidentally read it
on your computer.

1194
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,625
You've written about
things that I've said.

1195
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:26,541
Verbatim.

1196
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,833
Honey, I was going to tell you.

1197
01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:35,375
Okay. You were?

1198
01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:36,875
Yeah, it…

1199
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:40,875
It's just, my process is to write

1200
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,333
what's going on.
What's been building up inside.

1201
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:46,750
You said you weren't writing about us.

1202
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:48,875
-I know.
-I specifically asked about it.

1203
01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:50,458
You said no.

1204
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:53,750
I wanna be in your life,
just not in one of your books.

1205
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,166
And I get that, I do.

1206
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,500
-Okay…
-But…

1207
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
But?

1208
01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:00,208
I don't… I don't know what to say.

1209
01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:02,125
Do you mean the things you wrote?

1210
01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:05,583
-What I read, it hurt me a lot and--
-You weren't supposed to read it yet.

1211
01:10:05,666 --> 01:10:07,791
This is part of the process, you know?

1212
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:10,583
I'm trying not to censor myself.
That's the whole point of it, okay?

1213
01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:11,708
I don't understand why--

1214
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:15,625
-Again! You only focus on the negatives.
-I do not focus on the negative.

1215
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,166
You do! You nurture it! You see--

1216
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,958
I just try to write about how I feel.
I don't want something awful

1217
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,000
to grow inside me, that's why I write.

1218
01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:24,375
I would like to read it all. Okay?

1219
01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:26,458
But… of course you can.

1220
01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:29,208
-Yeah.
-I'm just not ready to show you.

1221
01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:31,416
-Okay.
-Right now it's all jumbled.

1222
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,750
So if you read it now,

1223
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,708
I'll just feel like I have no talent.

1224
01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:37,166
-It's all about your feelings.
-Sorry?

1225
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:38,666
Will this be in your book as well?

1226
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,541
"Emil is mad because I wrote about him.
I did promise him I wouldn't…"

1227
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:42,916
-Would you stop it?
-"Fuck him."

1228
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,375
"He's not an artist,
so what does he know about anything?"

1229
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,333
I said I won't allow it.

1230
01:10:47,416 --> 01:10:49,166
-Argh. You won't allow it?
-I won't allow it!

1231
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,500
I don't feel safe in my home.

1232
01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:53,541
-It feels like it's all laid bare.
-Urgh. Fuck me! I'm boiling up!

1233
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,833
-Why won't this window work?
-Because it's childproof, honey.

1234
01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:59,458
Please sit down and talk to me
about this instead of running away.

1235
01:10:59,541 --> 01:11:02,875
No, listen, I just helped my friend
have an abortion, okay?

1236
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:05,208
My head's about to explode
from a migraine,

1237
01:11:05,291 --> 01:11:08,708
I have fucking menopause symptoms.
All those fucking hot flashes all day.

1238
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:11,750
And now I have to consider
your vanity about my book,

1239
01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:14,083
and I don't even know
if it's a book at all!

1240
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,125
I knew you'd react this way! Fuck, Emil.

1241
01:11:16,208 --> 01:11:18,666
-I can't tell you anything!
-Of course I'd react this way!

1242
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,208
-How long will this take?
-You have work?

1243
01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,500
Why're you asking?

1244
01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:32,416
Well… Yeah, they have an open bar
in the Egyptian collection.

1245
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,666
Lucky you, having drinks.

1246
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,583
-Can we please not do that, honey?
-What?

1247
01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:43,041
This blame game.

1248
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:45,833
Can I just let go for at least one night?

1249
01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,791
If only I could "let go."
What a privilege.

1250
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,083
Why am I pushing him away?

1251
01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:02,250
-You should go to that party. Go, please.
-No.

1252
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:05,083
I think you should go to the party
where you can drink and let go.

1253
01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,750
You can make out with your assistant.

1254
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,333
You're unreal.

1255
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,291
Mia and Emil?

1256
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:14,583
-Yeah.
-We are ready.

1257
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,750
-Great.
-Uhh, it's just me today.

1258
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,333
This way, please.

1259
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:31,416
I'm pregnant with evil.
Growing inside me.

1260
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,958
Howling in my uterus like a sick dog.

1261
01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:38,333
-They're definitely a smaller size.
-They are.

1262
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,708
It's impossible to put them on.

1263
01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:42,000
Hope is a tease.

1264
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,458
A lying little whore.

1265
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,083
We'll give you a little morphine.

1266
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:48,958
Just to get you relaxed.

1267
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:54,583
All done.

1268
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:56,541
Okay. Ready.

1269
01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,041
I'm putting it in.

1270
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,750
Okay. Well, your ovaries are high,

1271
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:05,958
so I have to enter through your bladder
to get to it.

1272
01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:07,750
Okay? You'll feel a little tug.

1273
01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:08,833
Here you go.

1274
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:14,791
Yeah.

1275
01:13:16,541 --> 01:13:17,833
It's dripping.

1276
01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:23,416
That panpipe drives me absolutely nuts.

1277
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,291
I thought we got a new playlist?

1278
01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:27,583
It played
for 12 hours straight yesterday.

1279
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,833
I had dreams about panpipes that night.

1280
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:33,958
No, seriously?
That's honestly the worst.

1281
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:40,833
The morphine will wear off soon,

1282
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,458
so you won't get to keep your buzz,
unfortunately.

1283
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:45,083
Even on a Friday.

1284
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,083
-What?
-You won't get to keep your buzz.

1285
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,791
-Mm.
-But there's good news.

1286
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,416
We extracted six eggs.

1287
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:54,875
We'll call you in two days between
8:30 and 9:30 a.m.

1288
01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:56,500
if the eggs aren't fertilized.

1289
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,750
-In two days you'll call me.
-Only if the eggs aren't fertilized.

1290
01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:01,708
Mm.

1291
01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:03,958
So, it's best if you don't call?

1292
01:14:04,041 --> 01:14:07,125
Yes. If we don't,
then the eggs have been fertilized.

1293
01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:08,791
So, no news is good news.

1294
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:10,458
But don't be waiting by the phone.

1295
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:12,875
There. Now you're ready.

1296
01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:15,166
Do you have a paper towel
so I can wipe my hands?

1297
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,208
I know. Here you go.

1298
01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:21,458
Wow!

1299
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:26,458
-Well, don't you both look so nice!
-We don't look nice.

1300
01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:28,250
-We look scary.
-Yeah, that's true.

1301
01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:32,625
Come on, let's go,
skeletons and zombies.

1302
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,958
Okay, have a good day.

1303
01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,000
See you, Mia.

1304
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:42,208
-Wish I could be here when they call.
-When they don't call, hopefully.

1305
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:43,666
That's what I meant.

1306
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:45,208
Fine.

1307
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,583
UNKNOWN NUMBER

1308
01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:28,750
Hello?

1309
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:33,416
Hi, Mia. This is Dr. Signe
calling from the hospital.

1310
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:38,041
You probably know why I'm calling you,
but I regret to inform you that

1311
01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:41,583
none of the six eggs
we extracted from you two days ago…

1312
01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:55,833
Hi, Mia! How are you?

1313
01:15:56,750 --> 01:16:00,250
Shame about the cake.
Emil said you worked hard on it.

1314
01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:04,375
Will you be in charge of the limbo?

1315
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,791
The broomsticks are by the restroom.

1316
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,458
Why did you go
when you were in that state?

1317
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:58,916
All the parents and kids were terrified
seeing you scream like that.

1318
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,500
You should also scream with me.

1319
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:04,416
I don't feel like we're in this together.

1320
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,291
My kids want to fall asleep with me
in the room, so that's what I'll do.

1321
01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:09,833
-Emil, please don't go. Stay, please.
-What?

1322
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,416
Seriously. Listen to me.

1323
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,500
The kids are upset and frightened.

1324
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:15,208
It's not about you now.

1325
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,500
You don't love me.

1326
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:22,625
I need to go and prioritize
my kids right now. That's what you do.

1327
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,208
You would too if you had your own.

1328
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:28,625
God dammit.

1329
01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,583
♪ An instinct ♪

1330
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:46,416
♪ A birthmark ♪

1331
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,958
♪ An elbow ♪

1332
01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:53,833
♪ A sea breeze ♪

1333
01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:55,083
♪ We could ♪

1334
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,666
♪ Bare it ♪

1335
01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:05,166
♪ Life with many tiny observations ♪

1336
01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:08,166
♪ Our pulse ♪

1337
01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:10,583
♪ We could ♪

1338
01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,291
♪ Bare it ♪

1339
01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:15,916
♪ Life ♪

1340
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,500
♪ With many tiny observations ♪

1341
01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:23,208
♪ Our pulse ♪

1342
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:38,250
Come.

1343
01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:44,208
♪ Baby baby let it free ♪

1344
01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:50,541
♪ It's all about the energy you give ♪

1345
01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:56,291
♪ The door to it all will open up ♪

1346
01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:02,625
♪ Will let you fall
Into the eye ♪

1347
01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:03,666
Hi, sweetie.

1348
01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:04,750
Is he a good boy?

1349
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,375
-He's such a good boy.
-He doesn't need another treat.

1350
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:08,541
He's getting way too fat.

1351
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:10,875
No. We're not going
to body-shame our own dog.

1352
01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:12,125
You're right.

1353
01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:13,375
-Yeah.
-Hi.

1354
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:14,458
There she is.

1355
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:16,500
The princess has finally
risen from the dead.

1356
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,583
Are you… are you hungry, Mia?

1357
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,791
Um, no. Thank you.

1358
01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:27,000
Um… Emil, has been calling nonstop
for the past four days.

1359
01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:29,166
We really think
that the two of you should talk.

1360
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,125
Yeah… but I can't handle that.

1361
01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:38,750
Mia, for God's sake.

1362
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,750
My tenant agreed to move out.

1363
01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:43,791
She's going to move in
with her boyfriend anyway,

1364
01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:45,458
so… that's perfect.

1365
01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:47,000
Yeah. That's perfect.

1366
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:49,708
-I'll take a bath.
-Great.

1367
01:19:49,791 --> 01:19:51,333
We'd really appreciate that.

1368
01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,833
-What?
-Go talk to her.

1369
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,791
And say what exactly?

1370
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:04,000
-It's so weird being back here.
-Yeah?

1371
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,208
Yeah, I think I'll paint the walls
in a nice sunny color to brighten it up…

1372
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:12,000
And, well, the plants are all dead,
so… I'll buy new ones.

1373
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,541
Like a few palms,
or anything that's tropical.

1374
01:20:18,541 --> 01:20:19,708
How are you, love?

1375
01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:22,125
Fine.

1376
01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:24,666
We need chips.

1377
01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:30,375
They really miss you. Emil and the kids.

1378
01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:35,416
He is devastated, you know? You just left.

1379
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,958
Yeah. But it's Emil who left.

1380
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,791
You're the one who moved.

1381
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,500
I just left before he did.

1382
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,000
How do you know he'd go?

1383
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,791
Believe me, Gro, it was obvious.

1384
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,291
He couldn't take the pressure.

1385
01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:54,875
But that's… seriously not the impression
Simon and I got.

1386
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:02,666
And Felix and Selma don't… get
why they haven't heard anything from you.

1387
01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:04,250
They don't understand, Mia.

1388
01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:05,333
No, but…

1389
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:07,833
They have a good mom, so…

1390
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,083
You know what?

1391
01:21:13,166 --> 01:21:16,875
I was curious if you'd help me
set up my Tinder profile? Ah!

1392
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,458
-Seriously?
-Yeah!

1393
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:24,708
Rebecca is wearing a fabulous dress
with flowers and gold thread.

1394
01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:26,458
Everyone loves it.

1395
01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,708
She's drinking a lot and fast.

1396
01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:40,083
She feels like dancing
and breaking something.

1397
01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:42,541
Listening to loud music
and belting it out.

1398
01:21:59,708 --> 01:22:00,625
Fuck!

1399
01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:17,500
What do you want?

1400
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:19,583
What do I want?

1401
01:22:21,041 --> 01:22:23,833
-Can I come up?
-No. I don't think that's a good idea.

1402
01:22:25,208 --> 01:22:27,083
This is insane.
That we're not talking anymore.

1403
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:29,416
I don't understand
what's... what's going on!

1404
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,833
It's been rough, I know. I... I am aware.

1405
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:37,625
But when you've chosen someone,
you stay and you fight for them.

1406
01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:38,916
But you don't want to fight.

1407
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:43,291
-What? What are you talking about?
-Well, I spared you the trouble, didn't I?

1408
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,125
What are you fucking saying?

1409
01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:49,041
-Stop making this all worse and worse.
-Can't we talk about this?

1410
01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:51,375
I'm right here waiting
for you to say anything!

1411
01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:54,291
Well, that's all I have to say.

1412
01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:58,375
As if I'm some random dude you just dated?

1413
01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:01,375
-I think I'll go up.
-No. You're staying.

1414
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,375
-I'm freezing!
-Stay here!

1415
01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,916
Come on. We love each other, Mia.

1416
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:10,875
I mean, we were making a family.

1417
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,958
You're not like this.
This isn't you, Mia. Please stop it!

1418
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:18,375
This isn't you. Where are you?
You're in there somewhere.

1419
01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:22,583
Please stop.

1420
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:30,333
Please stop this. Don't do this.
Please stop being like that.

1421
01:23:48,916 --> 01:23:51,291
"She could place herself
right there in a room,

1422
01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:54,041
staging herself there, at arms length."

1423
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:57,375
"She knew how to be a dream, a fantasy,

1424
01:23:57,458 --> 01:24:00,500
but she didn't know how
to be someone's girlfriend."

1425
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,958
"Why did she always end up
turning herself inside out?"

1426
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,750
"No one could stand it."

1427
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:13,583
"Again, she had… fallen for an…
immature man, afraid to commit this time."

1428
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:19,458
Um…
"The man didn't say anything,

1429
01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,166
still she heard him thinking,

1430
01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:25,041
'Let me break away from that discouraged,
foolish, anxious desperado.'"

1431
01:24:26,791 --> 01:24:31,125
"So, back in the saddle, Rebecca.
Swipe, swipe, swipe."

1432
01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:41,875
So, she is currently
a social studies student, and…

1433
01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:44,125
she said yeah.

1434
01:24:44,208 --> 01:24:45,625
-That's terrific news!
-Mm-hmm.

1435
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,208
-Congratulations!
-Thanks.

1436
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:50,375
Looks like you two are getting
a very beautiful and smart child.

1437
01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:53,708
-Yeah. With a receding hairline, I think.
-Mm, well we can only hope.

1438
01:24:53,791 --> 01:24:55,416
Yeah.

1439
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:58,833
Right… So,
we're starting all over again, and now,

1440
01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,125
we'll pray that she's good
and won't back out on us as well.

1441
01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:04,958
It's just, you know, I'm…
not sure Mehmet would survive that.

1442
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,666
-Mm.
-I'm crossing everything.

1443
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,875
Thanks, hon.

1444
01:25:11,375 --> 01:25:13,250
-Thank you.
-Thanks for coming.

1445
01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,041
-Mm.
-Cheers, sweetie.

1446
01:25:15,125 --> 01:25:16,125
Cheers.

1447
01:25:17,875 --> 01:25:20,375
Hmm. Ah!

1448
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,333
God, it feels good to drink again.

1449
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:27,666
To not be some like… 60-year-old
in fucking menopause, you know?

1450
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:28,916
Ah.

1451
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,666
-It was so absurd in the end.
-Hmm.

1452
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:34,333
It was like a nightmare
that just went on and on and on.

1453
01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:37,041
It's all I thought about.
Obsessing over it all.

1454
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,041
-Okay.
-Oh, well.

1455
01:25:39,541 --> 01:25:41,000
How long did you keep trying for?

1456
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,208
Well, we… tried on our own
for nine months,

1457
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:48,166
and we started treatments
in early February. So…

1458
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:50,250
-Yeah, around 18 months?
-Mm.

1459
01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:53,958
Yeah. We've tried for five years.

1460
01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,291
-Oh, shit, yeah.
-Yeah.

1461
01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:59,250
We've had to travel across the world,

1462
01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,041
plus we've had to pay,
um… close to a million now.

1463
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:08,333
Just because two Danish men
who love each other can't have children.

1464
01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:09,333
Mm.

1465
01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,291
One big, happy family.

1466
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:18,625
Are you trying to tell me that you think
I gave up too soon, or what?

1467
01:26:18,708 --> 01:26:20,250
Is that how you understood it?

1468
01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:24,500
-It was just too tough, Andreas.
-Ugh.

1469
01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:25,583
It was too tough.

1470
01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:27,500
-Come on…
-What did I do now?

1471
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:28,833
Of course it was fucking tough.

1472
01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:31,166
You were trying to have a baby
and things went to shit.

1473
01:26:31,833 --> 01:26:33,625
But you don't leave Emil
when things get rough!

1474
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,916
Now he's by himself.

1475
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,208
That's fucking stupid, sorry.

1476
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,625
-How about you go have his kids.
-I don't want to.

1477
01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:40,666
I've actually moved on
and I need to move on.

1478
01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,625
-And it feels good.
-Okay.

1479
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,041
-Yeah?
-Fine. Okay.

1480
01:26:44,125 --> 01:26:44,958
Yeah.

1481
01:26:45,041 --> 01:26:47,666
-And I actually have a date tomorrow.
-That's bullshit, Mia.

1482
01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,208
You're not planning on going?

1483
01:26:50,791 --> 01:26:51,708
Isn't he cute?

1484
01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:53,166
No, I think he's ugly.

1485
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:54,875
-Have a closer look.
-I don't want to.

1486
01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:57,250
May I tell you what I think of that?
Please, can I?

1487
01:26:57,916 --> 01:27:00,333
I hate that whenever you have
something good in your life,

1488
01:27:00,416 --> 01:27:01,833
you just end up ruining it.

1489
01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:04,250
You wrap yourself up
in your self-loathing,

1490
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:05,958
then you convince yourself somehow that

1491
01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:07,958
you're not allowed
to be happy with anyone,

1492
01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:10,333
let alone with the man
who's clearly the one for you.

1493
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:14,208
You… We need help. We both need help, Mia.

1494
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:15,750
We need help from others.

1495
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:18,583
I would be so lost
if I didn't have Mehmet. You know?

1496
01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:20,333
Emil is your Mehmet.

1497
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,291
Okay.

1498
01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:24,666
-Bye, Mehmet.
-Bye!

1499
01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:26,125
-Thanks for coming.
-Yeah.

1500
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:29,000
Bye.I'll see you later.

1501
01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:42,791
How about you?
Have you had… many long-lasting ones?

1502
01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:47,375
Umm… I actually just got out of one…
uh, that ended abruptly.

1503
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:51,000
Abruptly? Yeah, okay.
He must've been a… moron or giant ass?

1504
01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:53,208
Yeah. Or, um…

1505
01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:57,916
Yeah… Well, he must've been
a giant moron to leave you.

1506
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,041
-Mm.
-Maybe he wasn't the one.

1507
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,708
And he must've been stupid to leave
such a wonderful woman like you.

1508
01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:08,625
Well, it's important that you're able
to communicate in a respectful manner.

1509
01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:11,416
They say that we're all looking for

1510
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:14,458
a partner who confronts us with the things

1511
01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:16,041
that we're trying to avoid.

1512
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:20,458
It's quite funny, really.
But it's also a paradox of sorts.

1513
01:28:21,541 --> 01:28:25,958
It's about understanding the baggage
each of you bring to the relationship.

1514
01:28:34,833 --> 01:28:37,833
Falling in love is free, but sooner
or later, our past will…

1515
01:28:47,958 --> 01:28:49,875
…they didn't have the same mindset as us

1516
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,541
and I know our future children will be…

1517
01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:54,791
or, I mean our children will be…
or, you know… the children, we'll…

1518
01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:55,750
Um…

1519
01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:58,041
-Yeah, um…
-They'll have a huge impact on…

1520
01:28:58,125 --> 01:29:01,458
I'm sorry, I have to go.
Um… I'm really sorry…

1521
01:29:01,541 --> 01:29:03,541
-Oh?
-It's honestly got nothing to do with you.

1522
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:04,666
You're really sweet, but…

1523
01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:06,708
Wait. But I guess I could, you know…

1524
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:27,500
Mia?

1525
01:29:28,416 --> 01:29:30,000
-Hi.
-Hi.

1526
01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:32,208
-What's up?
-What are you doing here?

1527
01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:34,500
I wanted to talk to Emil, but he's not in.

1528
01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:36,333
No, today's the opening
of his new exhibition.

1529
01:29:36,416 --> 01:29:38,833
-Fuck, that's right.
-We're headed to the reception now.

1530
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:40,291
Come with.

1531
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:41,791
Yeah!

1532
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:44,708
-I'll go get the car and bring it around.
-Aren't we biking there?

1533
01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:47,208
-No. Let's not bike.
-I think we should, hon.

1534
01:29:47,291 --> 01:29:48,541
It's 500 meters away.

1535
01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:50,083
-Can we take the car?
-We're biking!

1536
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,458
-It's not 500 meters!
-It's 550.

1537
01:29:52,541 --> 01:29:53,708
You can't trust apps.

1538
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:55,041
They're not accurate.

1539
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:58,000
-Look it's 550.
-I don't want to arrive all sweaty, honey.

1540
01:29:58,083 --> 01:30:00,125
What if we want to have
something to drink?

1541
01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:02,583
Come on, Simon.
Look, we're biking, okay, honey?

1542
01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:18,291
He apologized, but that wasn't…

1543
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,916
I didn't get anything out of it.

1544
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,625
-Well, cheers. Thank you.
-Cheers.

1545
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,666
-Congratulations!
-Thanks. Thank you all very much.

1546
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:28,416
Mm! How are you?

1547
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,625
-Good.
-Yeah?

1548
01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:31,000
-Yeah.
-Good.

1549
01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:43,791
I'm gonna catch you.

1550
01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:45,916
No, you won't.

1551
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:51,666
Hi!

1552
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,666
How are you guys?

1553
01:31:02,083 --> 01:31:05,291
Kids, run down to Mom,
while I talk to Mia.

1554
01:31:12,541 --> 01:31:13,625
Emil!

1555
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:17,250
-Yeah?
-I'm sorry to just barge in, but

1556
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:19,541
there's something I need to tell you.

1557
01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:21,583
Yeah, Mia? Well, I must protect myself.

1558
01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:24,000
And my kids, most of all.

1559
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,583
-It's invitation only, so please go.
-Emil…

1560
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,000
Please, two minutes. Just two minutes.

1561
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:31,458
Then I'll leave.

1562
01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:35,333
Come on.

1563
01:31:50,916 --> 01:31:51,750
Two minutes.

1564
01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:53,500
Okay.

1565
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:59,541
First of all,
I want to say sorry for leaving like that…

1566
01:31:59,625 --> 01:32:02,333
without giving you a chance.

1567
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:05,541
I… I… I just ran away, like I always do.

1568
01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:08,166
I truly am… so sorry.

1569
01:32:11,416 --> 01:32:12,791
Yeah. Okay.

1570
01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:17,625
I got that old feeling again that…
that I am someone you can't love.

1571
01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:24,375
♪ In every heart there is a room ♪

1572
01:32:25,291 --> 01:32:29,916
♪ A sanctuary safe and strong ♪

1573
01:32:30,625 --> 01:32:37,458
♪ To heal the wounds from lovers past ♪

1574
01:32:38,166 --> 01:32:42,958
♪ Until a new one comes along ♪

1575
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:49,916
♪ And every time I've held a rose ♪

1576
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:54,958
♪ It seems I only felt the thorns ♪

1577
01:32:55,791 --> 01:33:01,291
♪ And so it goes, and so it goes ♪

1578
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:06,833
♪ And so will you, soon, I suppose ♪

1579
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:11,250
I hate…
that you felt you were impossible to love.

1580
01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:13,583
♪ …to be with you ♪

1581
01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:19,166
♪ That's if the choice were mine to make ♪

1582
01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:26,041
♪ But you can make decisions too ♪

1583
01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:33,041
♪ And you can have this heart to break ♪

1584
01:33:37,083 --> 01:33:39,875
Easy now. That's enough, Selma.

1585
01:33:39,958 --> 01:33:42,875
There.
Leave some for the rest of us, okay?

1586
01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:45,291
Thank God Christmas is once a year.

1587
01:33:45,791 --> 01:33:47,583
-Mia?
-Mm-hmm?

1588
01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:49,083
I used to think you were ugly.

1589
01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:52,666
Yeah?

1590
01:33:52,750 --> 01:33:55,208
Yeah, you were pretty ugly the first time.

1591
01:33:57,583 --> 01:33:59,125
I don't know why I thought so,

1592
01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:01,958
because you aren't anymore.

1593
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:03,041
I'm glad to hear that.

1594
01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:05,541
-But you were ugly at first.
-Okay.

1595
01:34:05,625 --> 01:34:06,666
Okay.

1596
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:16,416
-Did you also think I was ugly?
-Just a little. A little. At the start.

1597
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,416
Mm.

1598
01:34:24,083 --> 01:34:26,875
Look, honey. I put you on the cake.

1599
01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,291
-Too much?
-Just a tad.

1600
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:32,791
It isn't.

1601
01:34:35,708 --> 01:34:36,791
Hi, Rikke!

1602
01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:40,458
Happy new year.

1603
01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:44,000
Are you serious?

1604
01:34:45,875 --> 01:34:47,125
Congratulations!

1605
01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:50,166
How far along are you?

1606
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:55,958
That's just fantastic!
I am so happy for you guys, really.

1607
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:59,250
Oh, this is going to be
so thrilling for you both.

1608
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:01,333
Yeah!

1609
01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:03,875
Okay. Bye, love.

1610
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:10,750
What's wrong?

1611
01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,416
Rikke's having a kid.

1612
01:35:14,541 --> 01:35:15,375
Okay.

1613
01:35:16,083 --> 01:35:17,000
That's so…

1614
01:35:18,916 --> 01:35:20,958
That's so excellent.

1615
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:28,750
Are you okay?

1616
01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:29,666
Yeah.

1617
01:35:30,750 --> 01:35:31,833
I'm just…

1618
01:35:37,208 --> 01:35:40,791
I'm just taking a second to grieve
that I won't get pregnant, and have…

1619
01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:43,916
have a child. My own child.

1620
01:35:47,125 --> 01:35:48,083
That's okay.

1621
01:35:48,916 --> 01:35:49,750
It is.

1622
01:35:58,083 --> 01:35:59,666
But honey, maybe we, um…

1623
01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:03,166
Maybe we try again?

1624
01:36:03,750 --> 01:36:04,583
No.

1625
01:36:05,416 --> 01:36:06,791
I can't lose you again.

1626
01:36:07,333 --> 01:36:09,708
-It almost destroyed us.
-You won't.

1627
01:36:11,916 --> 01:36:12,875
Let's do it.

1628
01:36:17,541 --> 01:36:19,375
It was a shit show last time.

1629
01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:21,708
-Mm-hmm.
-And I'm gonna be impossible.

1630
01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:24,208
But I still love you, honey.

1631
01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:27,125
And when shit hits the fan…

1632
01:36:29,666 --> 01:36:31,083
Then we'll just scream.

1633
01:36:31,791 --> 01:36:32,708
Together.

1634
01:36:42,875 --> 01:36:44,500
A COPENHAGEN LOVE STORY

1635
01:36:47,416 --> 01:36:50,500
I've decided that this book
must come out into the world now,

1636
01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:52,041
while I'm in the middle of it.

1637
01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,875
In the middle of the turmoil.

1638
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:58,166
In the middle of the hunger.

1639
01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:00,958
May I feel your belly?

1640
01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:08,875
I don't want to describe this
looking back when I'm pregnant.

1641
01:37:08,958 --> 01:37:11,458
As a happy mother cradling her baby.

1642
01:37:20,416 --> 01:37:22,458
I'll describe it from within.

1643
01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:23,875
Now.

1644
01:37:23,958 --> 01:37:25,541
While I'm feeling it.

1645
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:33,458
Well, you two.
It went really well.

1646
01:37:33,541 --> 01:37:34,708
We extracted ten eggs.

1647
01:37:34,791 --> 01:37:36,458
And now you know the drill from here.

1648
01:37:36,541 --> 01:37:38,916
If none of the eggs become fertilized,
we'll call you.

1649
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,500
-You'll call us.
-Between 8:30 and 9:30 a.m.

1650
01:37:41,583 --> 01:37:43,041
-Good. Happy Pentecost.
-Thanks.

1651
01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:43,958
Thanks.

1652
01:37:56,250 --> 01:37:57,208
Hi, honey.

1653
01:37:58,708 --> 01:37:59,916
Did they call?

1654
01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:17,708
It's Andreas.

1655
01:39:17,791 --> 01:39:20,458
I guess he's calling to ask
if we want to come to Hven for Pentecost.

1656
01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,375
Phew.

1657
01:39:21,458 --> 01:39:24,458
Oh! I can't bear…

1658
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:27,291
I can't bear if we have to sit around
and pretend we're fine.

1659
01:39:28,458 --> 01:39:29,291
Fuck.

1660
01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:32,000
Hon…

1661
01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:33,541
It's 9:31.

1662
01:39:33,625 --> 01:39:35,458
-What?
-It's 9:31.

1663
01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:37,541
They didn't call us. Time's up.

1664
01:39:38,583 --> 01:39:41,041
-They…
-But what if they called when Andreas did?

1665
01:39:51,875 --> 01:39:55,583
Hi, uh… This is… Uh, I mean, um,
my girlfriend, Mia Berg,

1666
01:39:55,666 --> 01:39:57,583
had eggs extracted two days ago.

1667
01:39:58,583 --> 01:39:59,416
Mia Berg.

1668
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,333
Yeah, we wanted to know
if you just called us? Or called at all?

1669
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:07,833
I'll hold. All good.

1670
01:40:16,666 --> 01:40:17,875
Yup! Yeah, still here.

1671
01:40:22,791 --> 01:40:25,250
Well, we're glad to hear that. Thanks.

1672
01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:26,958
Yes. Have a good day.

1673
01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:49,458
A COPENHAGEN LOVE STORY

1674
01:40:59,666 --> 01:41:02,000
Well, I don't think I ever said that so…

1675
01:41:02,583 --> 01:41:04,583
-What?
-I never said that.

1676
01:41:06,916 --> 01:41:07,958
But it's funny.

1677
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:22,750
COPENHAGEN - HVEN

1678
01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:26,916
Hey, Emil?

1679
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:28,833
Yeah?

1680
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:34,583
Do you still love me
when we're in a bad place?

1681
01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:38,208
Yeah. I do.

1682
01:41:41,333 --> 01:41:43,000
And you never have doubts?

1683
01:41:44,833 --> 01:41:46,041
Never ever.

1684
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:51,791
♪ So, come. Give me your hand ♪

1685
01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:58,416
♪ Give me your heart
And I'll carry it everywhere ♪

1686
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:04,833
♪ Believe that love still exists ♪

1687
01:42:04,916 --> 01:42:11,791
♪ I know I do try
To not drown in my own despair ♪

1688
01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:15,458
♪ How will I know ♪

1689
01:42:15,541 --> 01:42:19,583
♪ If all of these tears I've cried ♪

1690
01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:23,791
♪ Can be a river to float on? ♪

1691
01:42:24,458 --> 01:42:27,875
♪ How will I find ♪

1692
01:42:27,958 --> 01:42:32,833
♪ That warm beating ribcage ♪

1693
01:42:32,916 --> 01:42:39,500
♪ That wants me to rip it open? ♪

1694
01:42:40,458 --> 01:42:46,541
♪ No, I am not a hell of a lover ♪

1695
01:42:46,625 --> 01:42:52,916
♪ I'm finding it hard
To trust anyone that way ♪

1696
01:42:54,083 --> 01:42:58,875
♪ But if I don't give up myself ♪

1697
01:42:58,958 --> 01:43:05,000
♪ Then how can I think
That you'll do it and I need that ♪

1698
01:43:05,958 --> 01:43:10,916
♪ How will I hear that pounding ♪

1699
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,541
♪ That never stops? ♪

1700
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:18,166
♪ That I can't abode ♪

1701
01:43:18,250 --> 01:43:23,041
♪ How will I see that horizon ♪

1702
01:43:23,125 --> 01:43:26,583
♪ That constant glow? ♪

1703
01:43:26,666 --> 01:43:30,958
♪ That is your backbone ♪



