1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,924 [strums guitar] I know a lot of you 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,635 are probably thinking to yourself though, like, why? 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,178 -Um... -[audience laughing] 6 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,223 Why would a television star... 7 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,725 [laughs] 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:20,979 ...be about to play songs, 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,273 um, at me 10 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,025 in Gowanus? 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,277 [laughs] 12 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:31,489 And to that, to that I would say, um, 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,575 you know, movie star. 14 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,201 [audience laughs] 15 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,082 [audience cheers] 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,752 And then I would say, 17 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:44,961 I don't know. [laughs] 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,213 I have no idea. 19 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:51,760 -[phone ringing] -[mellow music playing] 20 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,329 [music fades] 21 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,456 Cool. 22 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,124 Well, here we go. 23 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,918 This is exciting. 24 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,587 So you're cool with your voice being on it? 25 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:31,132 All right. My man's got a little bit of eye on the prize. 26 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,343 I see that twinkle of performer in your eye. 27 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,678 -[Brent laughs] -A filmmaker slash... 28 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,473 The amount of people that normal... 29 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:42,519 like, acts have with them, it's great. 30 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,020 It's... There's... 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,524 I'm-I'm doing it out of like this car. 32 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,275 [guitar strums] 33 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,444 That sounds good though, right? 34 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:53,238 [power chord strums] 35 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,656 [drumsticks click] 36 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,158 [warm-up notes play on bass drum, snare, and hi-hat] 37 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,787 -[exhales forcefully] -[rhythm playing on snare drum] 38 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,915 -[power chord resonating] -[various cymbals ringing] 39 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,584 [guitar riff playing] 40 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,088 -[cymbal crashes] -[riff continues] 41 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,424 [hard rock drum beat joins with guitar] 42 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:17,887 [Brent] 43 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,055 A lot of cover songs. Yeah. 44 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,431 I don't know how that's gonna work 45 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,433 legally with anything, but I don't really care, 46 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,395 I don't care. [laughs] I don't. 47 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,980 That's for someone else to figure out. 48 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,940 There's got to be a way. And if there's not a way, 49 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,860 then it's really, truly just for the audience... [laughs] 50 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,069 ...or for me. 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,529 I have originals. 52 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,031 I don't know if I'm going to play them tonight. 53 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,993 My father was telling me in his long list of notes 54 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,828 about the last time he saw the show 55 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,664 that it was long, so I don't know. 56 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,624 I've been working on it. We'll see. 57 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,836 [rock music continues] 58 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,135 [MC] Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Pally! 59 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,597 -[audience cheers] -[music fades] 60 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,313 I like to start every one of my shows 61 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,565 with a few bummers. 62 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,567 [audience laughs] 63 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,778 Um... 64 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,030 [clears throat] 65 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,658 Bummer number one is, 66 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,745 I'm about to... I'm-I'm... I'm going to put on a guitar. 67 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,954 [audience laughs] 68 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,001 [audience cheers] 69 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,007 -What the fuck am I doing wrong? -[audience laughs] 70 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,970 You ever seen Eddie Vedder struggle to get... 71 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,933 [audience laughs] 72 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,063 -Aha! -[audience cheers and applauds] 73 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,524 So, back to the bummers. So, um... 74 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:59,197 I-I am about to physically embody that joke in, uh, Barbie 75 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,783 where men play guitar at you. 76 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,079 I want to say, I've been working on this show for a long time, 77 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,581 and I-I've been doing this since before that joke, 78 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,669 and I-I took my daughter, uh, to see Barbie. 79 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,880 And when, uh, Ryan Gosling took out the guitar, 80 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:20,635 my daughter looked at me with no irony, 81 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:23,179 just wide-eyed and went, "Like you, Daddy." 82 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,056 [audience laughs] 83 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,351 [chuckles] Yeah. 84 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,354 I was like, well, you know, I'm-I'm subverting it. 85 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:37,026 I grew up in New York City and my parents were lounge singers, 86 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,280 um, which a lot of people don't know that about me. 87 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,782 I can't see the crowd tonight, but I'm going to guess 88 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:46,119 that for my audience, it's divided by millennials, 89 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,705 and their parents are also here. 90 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:52,917 So a lounge is... 91 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,880 It's like the beginning of a hotel. 92 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,051 Like when you first encounter a hotel. 93 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,762 The lounge is at the beginning. 94 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,183 And my parents, in the '70s and '80s, 95 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,729 would sit at a piano and my dad would play 96 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,648 and my mom would lie on top of the piano 97 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,734 and they'd play a song, 98 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,611 and my-my dad would say, "You know what 99 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,447 the most important thing in life is, Caryn?" 100 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,073 And my mom would say, "What's that, Steven?" 101 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,783 And he would say, "Friends." And she would say, 102 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,577 "Oh, you gotta have friends." And then they'd go... 103 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,537 ♪ And you gotta have friends ♪ 104 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,206 [chuckles, clears throat] 105 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,042 And they also did that on stage. 106 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,294 [laughs] 107 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,630 Not just in the house every second of the fucking day. 108 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:43,843 I found myself recently, uh, in a rut. 109 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,595 I was like, "What am I gonna do? 110 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,138 Uh, what should I do?" 111 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,474 I felt like I needed to do something, 112 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:54,437 and so I decided that I would just kind of grab my guitar 113 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,482 'cause my dad never taught me how to play piano. 114 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,069 'Cause he said that, uh, in his words, 115 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,987 "You don't want this life." 116 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:05,615 -[audience laughs] -[Adam laughs] 117 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,451 I got it anyway. 118 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:12,955 My grandma says I was, uh, sent from hell to finish the job. 119 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,541 [audience laughs] 120 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,460 Every time I go to play a gig, it looks like 121 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,878 I'm getting kicked out of my house. 122 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,214 It looks like my wife kicked me out of my house. 123 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,384 [laughs] It's a nightmare. 124 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,973 Oh, shit! I deserve that. I deserve that. 125 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,267 [grunts] What? 126 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,397 Shit. 127 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,193 I called it An Intimate Evening 128 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,405 'cause I was afraid that no one would show up. So... 129 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,408 Fuck, did I just break that? 130 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,868 Let's... Can we all bring the bar low? 131 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,162 And then we'll all feel better when we end high. 132 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,039 -It's sold out, so... -Really? 133 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,999 -Yeah. -That's awesome. Is that good? 134 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:59,168 [manager] It's very good. Selling out's the goal. 135 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,837 -[Adam] Nice. -[manager laughs] 136 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,714 [Adam] So what we're going to do tonight is 137 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,926 we're going to figure out, uh, together, I think, 138 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:10,430 why anybody does anything. I'm hoping. 139 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,975 And so we're going to get there by singing songs together. 140 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:17,311 And I'm going to start off really slow with you guys 141 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,647 'cause I want everyone to kind of get the pace together. 142 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,400 I want everyone to realize the expectations are nil. 143 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,902 I will forget the words. You will forget the words. 144 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,195 It's not about that. 145 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,782 It's just about singing together in a space. 146 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,033 Um... 147 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,577 But why? 148 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,036 Right? [laughs] 149 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,163 Why? 150 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,167 You know, uh... [chuckles] 151 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:46,799 [sighs] There... I don't think there's like a specific reason 152 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,968 that someone is like, "Oh, I'm gonna do something 153 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:54,807 that's a little bit different than what I normally do." 154 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,268 Uh, it could be anything. Could be... 155 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,937 Anything can happen that can, you know, 156 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:03,566 butterfly-effect your life into different ways. Um... 157 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,569 And for me, um, 158 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:11,824 about nine months ago, I, uh, got COVID. 159 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,242 Um... 160 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,788 And, uh, I know a lot of you are probably like, 161 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,541 "Yeah, so what? I'm getting COVID right now." 162 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,502 [audience laughs] 163 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,594 You are. 164 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,803 Um... 165 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,515 At first, for me, it wasn't bad. 166 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:37,850 And then it-it got bad 167 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,352 and I had to go into the hospital. 168 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,856 And the hospital is a funny place 169 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:48,069 as much as it's, um, a place you go for-for answers. 170 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:52,156 And, um, sometimes the answers they give you 171 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,660 are to questions that you kind of didn't want to ask. 172 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,496 It's a bit of a house of cards. 173 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,831 And as, you know, 174 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,292 they're helping me with one thing, 175 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,504 they find that I have something else. 176 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:11,676 And... when that happens in your life 177 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,304 and you're told that maybe the... 178 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:20,810 time that you thought you had 179 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:24,647 to do whatever it is you always wanted to do, 180 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:28,859 um, was not infinite for you. 181 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,027 Um... 182 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,740 And so for me, I thought, 183 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:39,453 "Well, then I better start, uh, playing some songs." 184 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,289 So... [chuckles] 185 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:45,501 Um, I think, in a nutshell, 186 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,838 that's, uh, my why. 187 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,883 [gentle, slow melody playing] 188 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:03,144 ♪ Spend all your time waiting for that second chance ♪ 189 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,732 ♪ For a break that would make it okay ♪ 190 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:14,488 ♪ Don't need no reason to feel not good enough ♪ 191 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:18,826 ♪ And it's hard at the end of the day ♪ 192 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,204 ♪ Need some distraction ♪ 193 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,582 ♪ Oh, beautiful relief ♪ 194 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:29,086 ♪ Memories come seep through my veins ♪ 195 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:33,674 ♪ Let me be empty and weightless ♪ 196 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:38,804 ♪ And maybe find some peace tonight ♪ 197 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:47,229 ♪ We're in the arms of the angels ♪ 198 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,397 [scattered laughter] 199 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,401 ♪ Fly away from here ♪ 200 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:57,782 ♪ In this dark, cold hotel room ♪ 201 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:02,453 ♪ Through the innocence that you fear ♪ 202 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:07,124 ♪ We are pulled from the wreckage ♪ 203 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:11,212 ♪ Of your silent reverie ♪ 204 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,592 ♪ We're in the arms of the angels ♪ 205 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,552 ♪ May you find ♪ 206 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,599 ♪ Some comfort here ♪ 207 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,815 [song ends] 208 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,527 I should, before I keep going, I'm not dying. I, um... 209 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,613 -[audience erupts with laughter] -I'm sorry. It's so fucked up. 210 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,407 It's so fucked up. It's so fucked up. 211 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,575 If anyone was filming that, please... 212 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,079 I don't know. [laughs] I panicked. I, uh... 213 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,289 'Cause I don't, 'cause I don't know why, 214 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,540 I think I don't know why. 215 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,167 So I was like, 216 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,504 there should-- I didn't even know I knew that song. I... 217 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,133 I never played that song before in my life. I... [laughs] Um... 218 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,217 Don't... 219 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,802 I know that there are people also 220 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,345 who do comedy shows like this 221 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,723 who are sick with something, 222 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,560 and this is in no way a comment on that at all. 223 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,061 This is just a mistake. 224 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:13,315 A little mistake that I think we can recover from. 225 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,069 Blame on me, for sure. 226 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,571 You guys didn't do anything. 227 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,698 [audience laughs] 228 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,326 My parents really were lounge singers. 229 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,956 That is true. That is a baseline truth. 230 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,250 This is how screwed up I was today and nervous. 231 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:35,171 I brought an extra pair of shoes that is the same pair of shoes. 232 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,256 Again, I noticed in the beginning when we first met, 233 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,133 you were very eager to be on camera, 234 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,636 and now that I'm obviously struggling with this equipment, 235 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,849 you seem to be relegated to the director status. 236 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,352 -So much shit. Shit! Shit! -This sucks. 237 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,229 This is just like, right now, what I'm doing 238 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,232 is the equivalent of, like, being sang at in the subway. 239 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,693 And I've dragged you all down to hell with me. 240 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,236 [Brent] 241 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,946 Of course. Terrified. 242 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,531 I don't want to be doing this. 243 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,866 -Hey! -[man] How's it going? 244 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,326 -Good. How are you? -Doing well. 245 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,536 So sorry if you came early because of me. 246 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,538 [man] 247 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,041 That means he came early because of me. 248 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:16,212 This is frustrating as fuck. 249 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,423 Every comedian wants to do this, and it's like I'm-I'm doing it. 250 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,051 You think fucking Jake Johnson is working this hard 251 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,969 for his podcast? No. 252 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:29,433 Motherfucker's on his couch, rich as fuck in Pasadena, 253 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,728 laughing at Ol' Pally. 254 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,605 "Hahaha. 255 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,649 Look what you did 256 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,193 with the God-given looks that we both have." 257 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,737 You have this immense dread, 258 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,490 no matter if it's sold out or not, 259 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,492 that no one's going to show up. 260 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,410 It'll creep in now and then. 261 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,788 It'll creep in like right before I go on stage, 262 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,790 which is like, oh man, I could have just not done this. 263 00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:55,626 I could have, right now, been sitting at home 264 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,711 watching football, looking at my phone, 265 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,921 ignoring my kids. 266 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,632 I could have just not done this, 267 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,133 but I'm so desperate, 268 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,885 so thirsty. 269 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,596 [upbeat music playing] 270 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,433 [audience cheers and applauds] 271 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,727 I overextended myself big time. 272 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,856 [music ends] 273 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,858 So why? [laughs] 274 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,069 [splutters] I have been... 275 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,072 another going through a life, uh, thing. 276 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,741 I'm sure a lot of you have in here, but, um, 277 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,453 I am going through a bit of... a bit of a... 278 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,707 [sighs] ...a break-up or, um, I guess when 279 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,710 you're married for 15 years, it's a divorce. But... 280 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,211 [audience laughs] 281 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,588 Nothing happened. 282 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,507 It's not like some thing. 283 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,720 It's just we've been together since we were kids, 284 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,266 and we have kids, which is really, uh, tough. 285 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,226 It's tough on them. Um... 286 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,021 You think it's hard to tell them that, you know, 287 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,233 they're not going to get a puppy for their birthday? 288 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,818 Try telling them that from now on, 289 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,570 they're going to have 16 Hanukkahs. 290 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,739 -It's, uh... -[audience laughs] 291 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,115 It's a mess. 292 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,245 I've had a lot of free time, um, 293 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,748 mostly, uh, nights and every other weekend, 294 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,919 and I found myself just playing some songs. 295 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,338 So again, that's what I'm gonna do. 296 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,798 [mellow melody playing] 297 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,687 ♪ Turn down the lights ♪ 298 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,523 ♪ Turn down the bed ♪ 299 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:47,821 ♪ Turn down these voices inside my head ♪ 300 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,492 ♪ Lay down with me ♪ 301 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,203 ♪ Tell me no lie ♪ 302 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,539 ♪ Just hold me close ♪ 303 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,584 ♪ Don't patronize ♪ 304 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,339 ♪ Don't patronize me ♪ 305 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:10,177 ♪ I can't make you love me if you don't ♪ 306 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:16,892 ♪ You can't make your heart feel something it won't ♪ 307 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,938 ♪ Here in the dark ♪ 308 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,399 ♪ These final hours ♪ 309 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,110 ♪ I will lay down my heart ♪ 310 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,238 ♪ If you feel the power ♪ 311 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,740 ♪ But you won't ♪ 312 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,325 ♪ No, you won't ♪ 313 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,077 I'm not getting divorced. I, um... 314 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,996 [audience laughs] 315 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,372 Sorry. I'm sorry. I... 316 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,040 I was even going to stop it in the middle. 317 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,167 I was going to stop it in the middle, but I was like, 318 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,045 "This song is actually going better than I thought." So I... 319 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,423 [exhales] ...indulged it. 320 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,551 I, again, let's not... [laughs] 321 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,763 My wife drove me here so I could drink. Uh, I... 322 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,682 -[laughs] -[audience laughs] 323 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,977 ...don't even want to look in that direction. [laughs] 324 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,895 I, um... [laughs] 325 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,402 We just had a session where I said 326 00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,820 I wouldn't sell out the relationship for jokes. 327 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:12,614 [audience laughs] 328 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,162 I never even had COVID. I, uh... 329 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,747 [audience laughs] 330 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,999 [Adam chuckles] 331 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,377 My parents were lounge singers. You don't have to leave. It's... 332 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,337 It's true. [laughs] That's true. 333 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,381 My parents were lounge singers. 334 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,096 You may ask why, why three guitars? 335 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,598 And I'll tell you. 336 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,976 I break them, a lot. 337 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,938 Hey, Cole-y. Hey, could you do me a favor? 338 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,231 Are you still with Mom? 339 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,735 Could you ask her to bring me a Zantac? 340 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,903 -[Brent] -Yeah. 341 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,572 [Brent] 342 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,656 Too many. 343 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,741 I have three. 344 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,868 I-- Three is, like, just enough 345 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,995 for people to think 346 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,666 that I'm religious when I'm actually just careless. 347 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,128 Is that the Zantac? Yeah. Can I have the Zantac? 348 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,341 Thanks, babe. 349 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,843 Um, does anyone have any more water? 350 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,595 My wife brought my Zantac. 351 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,347 [Daniella] 352 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,557 -[Adam] -[Daniella] 353 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,685 T.R. hired a documentary crew to follow me all night. 354 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,104 [Daniella] 355 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,188 -No. -Okay. 356 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,606 [Daniella] 357 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,816 They can have pretzels. 358 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,484 And then there's, like, another crew 359 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,194 filming for Bell House. 360 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,654 I'm gonna put that footage together 361 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,364 and make, like, a concert movie. 362 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,658 -[Daniella] -I am hitting on you. 363 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,743 [Daniella] 364 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,453 [both laugh] 365 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,498 -I love you. -I love you too. 366 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh boy. [laughs] 367 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,752 [audience laughs] 368 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,755 I see a lot of you guys looking around right now 369 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,923 wondering, like... 370 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,509 is this the show? 371 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,136 [audience laughs] 372 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,353 [audience laughs and cheers] 373 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,153 Uh, yeah, this is the show. 374 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,487 [audience laughs] 375 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,657 Fuck, this strap too? 376 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,670 Sufjan Stevens never struggled with a... strap. 377 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,798 Max, are you supposed to go with this side in front? 378 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,508 Um... yeah. 379 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,801 Okay. 380 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,929 I think that's why it's been bothering me. 381 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,932 When you, like, are a big musician on the road and stuff, 382 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,726 you don't have to do this every night, right? 383 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,478 I'm always so crazy nervous about falling off the stage. 384 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,439 So they have people that do this for them too, 385 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,441 they like set their levels and shit. 386 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,650 I don't know what I'm doing. 387 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,652 I'm just turning knobs-- Just-- 388 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,949 Shit, you know what I'm nervous I forgot? 389 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,242 A capo. 390 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,662 Oh, no, never mind. [laughs] 391 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,248 [Brent] 392 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,585 [Adam] Don't say that. 393 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,712 There's a huge chance I shit my pants. 394 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,548 [phone ringing] 395 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,772 [Adam] Um... 396 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,491 -[Adam laughs] -[rock music playing] 397 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,126 I know that I'm known as a comedian. 398 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,379 So, again, this is like a bit of a bait and switch. 399 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,590 You guys are like, "The fuck am I doing here at, like, 400 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,342 shitty Elliott Smith?" 401 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,552 [audience laughs] 402 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,805 And I'll tell you, I-I get that 403 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,057 and I-I never... I don't do stand-up comedy, 404 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,309 I never... I never did stand-up comedy, 405 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,479 although I do... I think those guys 406 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,107 are the, you know, in a lot of ways, 407 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,734 the philosophers of our generation, 408 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,529 especially like the ones with podcasts from Austin, 409 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,447 -I feel like that's... -[audience laughs] 410 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,909 They go... they go over the line so that we don't have to. 411 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,412 And I appreciate it and I love it. 412 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,955 I just never had to do that. 413 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,791 I never had to like, think like, read the news and be like, 414 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,751 "What am I gonna do? What's funny about this?" 415 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,920 I never had to think of a premise or punchline 416 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,632 because I was, um, just born the slightest bit attractive. 417 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,509 -So... -[audience laughs] 418 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,430 It just wasn't something I ever had to do. 419 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,600 But if I do think of a joke, 420 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,355 you guys will be the first to get it here tonight. 421 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,442 I don't know if I have any, but if I do, 422 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,237 you will get it in between singing along with these songs. 423 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,447 Um... 424 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,657 And it's not a promise or a guarantee. 425 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,784 It's-it's... I guess it's just a sentence. 426 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:09,036 [audience laughs] 427 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,204 [upbeat music playing] 428 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,589 ♪ Well, they blew up The Chicken Man ♪ 429 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,507 -♪ In Philly last night ♪ -[phone ringing] 430 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:27,095 -[Brent on phone] -[music audio fades out] 431 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,025 [Adam] 432 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,182 [guitar strums] 433 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,518 ♪ Night's getting cold ♪ 434 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,520 [song ends] 435 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,441 [audience laughs] 436 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,446 Uh, so, my-- Uh... 437 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,616 My kids went to... 438 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,121 My kids went to sleep-away camp this summer, 439 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:22,210 and my wife and I are just exhausted 440 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,380 from fucking in their beds. 441 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,090 ♪ Looking for a job ♪ 442 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,383 ♪ Can be hard to find ♪ 443 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,720 I'm being followed by a documentary crew, 444 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,346 just like Kobe. 445 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,514 You know, a young Kobe. 446 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,141 I'm prepping for my Greatest-- 447 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,059 my GOAT doc, you know. 448 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,811 Hello? Hello? 449 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:41,980 Hi, Reese's. 450 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,190 [mellow music playing] 451 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,484 I'm doing good. How's you's? 452 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,027 Yeah, this is me. 453 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,529 Oh. Well, my phone's on my shoulder. 454 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:52,282 Um, I'm-I'm at the place already setting up. 455 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,994 No, I don't have a sound tech, Risa. 456 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,288 You know what? Great idea. If the show takes off, 457 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,707 I'll think about bringing one on the road with me. 458 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,918 I want the special to be part like this, 459 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,045 which is embarrassing that this is even on camera. 460 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,671 -Me telling you this. -Sure. [laughs] 461 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,340 But I wanted it to be part like this 462 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:11,176 and then also look like... 463 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,386 ...primo good. 464 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,013 -It-it'll be neither. -Sure. 465 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:17,682 -It'll be what it'll be. -[both laugh] 466 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,727 But it'll be what it'll be. It'll be what it'll be. 467 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,855 -[creaking] -[water dripping] 468 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:28,235 Whoops. [chuckles] 469 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,529 No, I mean, that's the pipe, right? 470 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,073 I mean, that's not a good sign, is it? 471 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,535 I've never had that happen to me before. 472 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,328 So much of this movie is just going to be 473 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,372 my fucking double chins, dog. 474 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,334 Yeah. Fucking shoot down. Shoot down, dude. 475 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,752 Can we get a taller videographer? 476 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,420 Fuck! Fuck's sake. 477 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,466 [Adam] 478 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,188 [Brent] 479 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,223 Fun, right? We're having fun. 480 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,975 -[audience cheers] -Right? 481 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,727 All the boyfriends here who were like, 482 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,312 "What the fuck did you drag me to?" 483 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,022 -[audience laughs] -[Adam laughs] 484 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,024 We're having fun, guys. It's okay. 485 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,692 [laughs, clears throat] 486 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,819 I am the-the John Mayer of comedy. 487 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,280 [audience laughs, groans] 488 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:58,241 In that 75% of my audience is female, 489 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,535 and the 25% of males that were dragged here 490 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,078 are, like, not psyched. 491 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:05,999 Just want to kind of brief you in. 492 00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,542 There is gonna be an encore. 493 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,502 [audience laughs] 494 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,129 I don't want-- 'Cause it's always weird. 495 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,131 It's like, "Are they coming back on stage? 496 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,133 Should I go to my car? Should I beat the traffic?" 497 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,843 It's like all that shit. Let's just... 498 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:19,596 We'll get it out in the open. There will be an encore. 499 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:23,308 I might do a bit where I like, feign, 500 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,310 like, "I don't know how much time we have. 501 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,229 I don't know if I can," and hopefully you guys 502 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,691 will dig in on that moment and be like, "No, more, more," 503 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,027 uh, 'cause you're gonna get it anyway. 504 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:38,156 So like I said, we've entered the musical portion of the night 505 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,660 and the jokes have slowed almost to a point of none. 506 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,119 Um... [chuckles] 507 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:45,705 Which is impressive 'cause there weren't many before. 508 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,208 This next song is one of my favorite songs ever, 509 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,587 and it is also one of my other son Cole's favorite songs, 510 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:58,176 and, uh, he recently, uh, was cast in the school play, 511 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,969 which is horrifying. 512 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,389 Uh, horrifying for me. 513 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,557 I know when my dad said, "You don't want this life." 514 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,518 I was like, "Are you sure? 515 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,977 A lot of rejection there." 516 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,646 He was like, "I'm not gonna get rejected." 517 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,147 I was like, "Aye yi yi." 518 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,400 He didn't get rejected. 519 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,820 He booked one of the leads right away off the bat, 520 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,574 but his drama teacher, uh, said to him, 521 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,910 because, "You know, you're in the second act-- 522 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:27,163 the star of the second act, but you're not really in the... 523 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,957 in the... in the first act that much, 524 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,710 so could you help in the chorus?" 525 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,796 And my son relayed this to me and said, 526 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,466 "And I just, I don't like doing the chorus." 527 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,427 [audience laughs] 528 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,471 And I was like, "I know, I get it, you know? 529 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,515 It's like you want to be the star and everything, 530 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,100 but there's a saying that there are-- 531 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,978 there are no small parts. 532 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:53,189 Just--" And before I could finish, 533 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,775 my son said, "Then what do you do for a living?" 534 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,652 [audience laughs] 535 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,744 So now the answer is, "Play cover songs at people." 536 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,495 [audience laughs] 537 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,956 ["Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears] 538 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,082 [audience cheers] 539 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:16,838 -[music audio cuts out] -[Adam on phone] 540 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,849 [Brent] 541 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,196 -[song ending] -[Adam] Yeah. All right! 542 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,364 -[audience cheers] -I'm getting my first 543 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,867 "rock hard" sign from Gowanus. 544 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,077 [audience cheering] 545 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,955 Yes. From a dude in a cashmere zip-up. 546 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,874 I see you, I am you. 547 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,209 [audience laughs] 548 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,085 There's a bunch of special guests. 549 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,922 Dave Hill, who plays with me a lot, 550 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,840 who's just one of the funniest dudes 551 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:03,259 and a shredding guitar player. 552 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,512 Just one of the best guitar players 553 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,348 and one of the first people I started running this stuff by. 554 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:09,808 Davey Hill! 555 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,518 How you doing, man? So good to see you. 556 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:14,479 Yeah, you look great, look all fresh-faced and Tenacious D'd. 557 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,939 [Dave] Yeah. 558 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,649 You look flush with cash. 559 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:19,901 Oh, look what's coming out. 560 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,236 I've never seen this. 561 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,737 [light jazz music playing] 562 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,499 [Adam] Yeah. It's a documentary. 563 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:38,628 My cousin is gonna DJ, 564 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:42,465 like, while people are coming in on the stage. 565 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,342 Yeah. He's terrible. 566 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,761 He's the worst. 567 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,888 [Ben] 568 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,139 Just tonight. 569 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,308 [Adam] One night only. 570 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,185 One night only. 571 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,479 Is there any way we have a higher stand? 572 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,690 That's the first time I've ever had to ask that in my life. 573 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,525 I don't know who played here last night, but... 574 00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:01,901 Hey, Krummy! 575 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,571 David Krumholtz, who is, I think, 576 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,031 one of the funniest and best actors around 577 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:11,536 and is actually-- has one of the most beautiful voices. 578 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:14,205 Listen, the guy took the initiative. 579 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,040 Sometimes you got to take the initiative. 580 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,793 I'm not going on a world tour. I could. [scoffs] 581 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:22,255 I could sell out lots of places 582 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:25,300 all over, you know, Luxembourg 583 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,343 or wherever the fuck he's been. 584 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,887 Uh, I just choose not to. 585 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:32,015 Instead, I play in two Grateful Dead cover bands 586 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,225 in dive bars in New Jersey. 587 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,603 And that's the joke on all these songs. It's like... 588 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,314 It-it's like, I'm... self-effacing, self-effacing. 589 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,065 But then the music's actually pretty good, 590 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,859 and it's, like, more fun that way. You know? 591 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:48,448 I've been trying to think about why he is doing this. 592 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,199 You know, he's passionate, 593 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:54,412 and unbridled passion cannot be bridled. 594 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,540 Ultimately, what he's doing is 595 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,542 he's bringing joy to the world 596 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,545 and exploiting his abilities, 597 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:04,464 uh, for money. 598 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,299 And I think that's admirable. 599 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,343 I don't know what I'm gonna do with it yet, 600 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,053 but I'm trying to land the plane somehow. 601 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,263 I love that you're doing this, man. It's fucking awesome. 602 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,473 It's something. 603 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:15,391 -It's something. -Tell me about it. 604 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:20,146 [Brent] 605 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,274 Uh, beside his bank account? 606 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,193 Um, no. 607 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,364 No, I don't. I-I... He seems the same. 608 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,867 Uh, I know he's enjoying himself, which is good, 609 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,161 but he's always enjoying himself. 610 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:36,788 He hasn't changed a damn bit. 611 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,540 And this tour sure as fuck ain't gonna change him. 612 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,709 It's like being at a wedding or something. It's like... 613 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,586 It feels like we're in a cocktail hour at a wed-- 614 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,129 I fucking love it. 615 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,839 Yes. Then bring them out. 616 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,135 -Yes. Dude. Get them. -[Max] Bongos, man. Yes, please! 617 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,595 -Everything is better. -Okay, I'll-- 618 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,763 -Everything is better. -More! 619 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,139 -[Adam] More is better. -[laughs] 620 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,808 -That's the best. -David's an onion, man. 621 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,520 You never know what layer Krumholtz is gonna peel back. 622 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,730 [Max] I'm so glad he peeled back the bongo layer. 623 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,649 Yeah, let's hope that's the last layer. 624 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,901 [David] 625 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,362 [Adam] Oh, are you kidding? I love doing this shit. 626 00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,322 -Honestly, just... -[audience cheering] 627 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,784 -[indistinct] -I love you. 628 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,120 [crowd cheering and applauding] 629 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,671 -A Jewish king! -[David laughs] 630 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,881 -A Jewish king. -Thank you. 631 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,759 So the first song that we're gonna play, um, 632 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,094 this is a song that, uh, 633 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,430 I recently did this show in London, 634 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:39,559 and it didn't go that well because of the language barrier, 635 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:43,813 and I, um, in the middle of it was like thinking fast, like, 636 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:48,151 I need to do a song by people from England or whatever. 637 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,236 -I don't know where London is. -[audience laughs] 638 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,655 And I was like, like Mandela-effected. 639 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,657 Like I knew this song. 640 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,451 And so I played it. It went really well. 641 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:59,454 And then I've just kind of been playing it ever since. 642 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,207 So if you guys know it, please, please sing along. 643 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,084 I think you're gonna... I think you're gonna have 644 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,294 a good time with it. 645 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,797 [playing "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis] 646 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,844 [Brent on phone] 647 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,723 [music audio fades out] 648 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:46,626 [Adam speaking angrily] 649 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,575 -[song ending] -[crowd cheering and applauding] 650 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,369 David Krumholtz, everybody. 651 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,999 Thank you. My Jewish king. 652 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,042 [cheering and applause continue] 653 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:17,258 So we're going to move into the musical part of the night. 654 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,885 [chuckles] 655 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,430 So there's two reasons I'm gonna play this next song. 656 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,056 Do you guys want to know? 657 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,976 -[chuckles] -[audience laughs] 658 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,437 I guess not. [laughs] It doesn't matter, right? 659 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,564 It truly doesn't matter, right? It's all a farce. 660 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,274 I'm doing a thing I said I wasn't gonna do, 661 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:36,527 which is like, just play music and get off on that, right? 662 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,571 That's the truth of the matter. [laughs] 663 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,531 So sweaty. It's so desperate. 664 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,493 That's one of the things about when you see your parents do it. 665 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,747 You ever have a friend and you're like, you love them, 666 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,457 but like, when they get around other people, 667 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,958 it's like they're a lot? 668 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,210 [audience laughs] 669 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,253 I grew up with two of those as parents. 670 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,796 [audience laughs] 671 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,715 That's how you end up up here begging 672 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:00,051 for strangers to love you. 673 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,470 [laughs] I'm filling a hole. 674 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,139 A very deep and sad hole. 675 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,058 [Adam laughs] 676 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,393 Um, I have, uh, some merch. 677 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,519 [manager] Yeah. 678 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,480 Where is the best place to set that up? 679 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:15,274 I don't have a seller. I was gonna print a thing 680 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,609 that's like, "Just don't be a dick." 681 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:17,944 [manager laughs] 682 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,362 Don't treat it like Halloween. 683 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:24,867 -Respectful? -Yeah. 684 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,077 I hope so. 685 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,870 I mean, you know, most of it's my family, 686 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,789 and that's what I'm worried about. 687 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,833 My dad is going to perform with me tonight. 688 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,543 Is it okay if he plays your piano? 689 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,628 -Yeah. -[Adam] Okay. 690 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:37,088 No, it's just one song. 691 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,839 And then he'll take the longest time 692 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,967 -getting back to his seat. -That'll be sweet. 693 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,551 And he'll pretend that he's struggling, 694 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,720 but he really just wants everyone to look at him. 695 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,639 I wanted to close the show, 696 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:49,392 not the whole show, because there is the encore, but I... 697 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,352 [audience laughs] 698 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,147 I know I've lied to you a little tonight. 699 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:56,774 [audience laughs] 700 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,068 Um, and I want to apologize for that. 701 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,071 It's just there's, I think sometimes, 702 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,073 especially doing something like this, which is really... 703 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,616 There's no reason for it. Um... 704 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,535 [audience laughs] 705 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,706 You're searching for-for depth and reason and why? 706 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,291 Why? 707 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:17,962 And I think one of the things that I've come to tonight, 708 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:21,590 especially playing with a full band like this 709 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:25,511 and having just like, the greatest time, is that... 710 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,848 it's-it's for me. 711 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,933 -[audience laughs] -[Adam chuckles] 712 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,978 [audience cheers and applauds] 713 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,357 I'm sorry. It's not for you. 714 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,903 But I do feel, I do feel like I have to prove something to you, 715 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:45,865 which is that my-my parents really were... 716 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:48,534 [audience laughs] 717 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,077 ...lounge singers. 718 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,706 And so in order to-to really, um, 719 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,584 prove that to you, uh, 720 00:38:56,667 --> 00:39:01,922 I'm going to invite my father on stage to play a song. 721 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,593 -[crowd cheers and applauds] -So, ladies and gentlemen... 722 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,512 Dr. Steven Pally. 723 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,766 [audience cheers and applauds] 724 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,036 I got to get set up. Hold on, hold on. 725 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,289 Not unlike any of the other guests. Take your time. 726 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,041 Do you want me to get you your light 727 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,751 for when you're looking at a menu? 728 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:42,338 Dad's getting here around 5:30 to rehearse again. 729 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,548 He is so difficult. 730 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,385 [gentle piano notes playing] 731 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,595 Do you know how to do vibrato here? 732 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,555 I know he's not a wing-it kind of guy, 733 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,015 but I'm a wing-it kind of guy. 734 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,683 And he's-- It's not his show. 735 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,768 It's my show. 736 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,144 You got to see him too. 737 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,479 He's so good. 738 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,356 He's amaz-- He's amazing. 739 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,566 We got a lot of time. We're good. 740 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,610 [drums playing] 741 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,779 We just need to prep for my dad to eat up most of it. 742 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,781 -Oh, Dad. -[Steven] Are you filming? 743 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,741 [Adam] The whole night's being filmed. 744 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,535 The whole night's being filmed. 745 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,912 [bright piano music playing] 746 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,832 -[man in crowd] Yeah! -[audience cheering] 747 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,128 [Steven] Okay. 748 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,505 -Oh boy. -[Adam chuckles] 749 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,633 -Ready, Daddy? [laughs] -[indistinct] 750 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,468 [audience laughs] 751 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,512 I want to dedicate this song. 752 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,807 -Can I dedicate this song? -It's not your show, but sure. 753 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,934 [audience laughs] 754 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:41,814 I want to dedicate this song to my three beautiful children. 755 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:42,982 You're one of them. 756 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,775 I am aware. 757 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,111 I haven't met the others. [laughs] 758 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,073 -Looking forward to it. -Because, uh, the other two 759 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:52,491 happen to be here tonight too. 760 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,453 -And they're amazing children. -[audience whoops] 761 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,204 [audience cheers and applauds] 762 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,541 [gentle piano music playing] 763 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,502 [playing "Coming Around Again" by Carly Simon] 764 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,643 [soft guitar music joins in] 765 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:35,659 ♪ Baby sneezes ♪ 766 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,872 ♪ Mommy pleases ♪ 767 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,625 ♪ Daddy breezes ♪ 768 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,044 -[music stops] -Dad. We talked about that part. 769 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,879 We talked about that. And I knew 770 00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:49,006 you were not gonna listen to it when I gave you the note 771 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:51,800 because you said, "I think I actually should sing that part." 772 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,303 -Okay, son. -You said to me verbatim, 773 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:56,514 "I think I actually should sing that part." 774 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:59,099 And I said to you, "No, you shouldn't." 775 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,602 Then you said, "Yes, I should." I said, "Dad, it's my show." 776 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:04,730 And then in the first rehearsal, you sang the part. 777 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,316 -Okay. -[Adam laughs] 778 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:10,236 All right. It got abusive there. That was bad. 779 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,405 ♪ Don't mind if I fall apart ♪ 780 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:17,409 ♪ There's more room in a broken heart ♪ 781 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,745 ♪ Broken heart ♪ 782 00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:22,748 [audience claps and cheers] 783 00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:24,375 [Steven] Is the balance okay? 784 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,126 I-I think you sound amazing. 785 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,212 -Okay, but you're subjective. -[Adam] But I-- 786 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:29,713 What about-- what do you people think? 787 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,799 [Adam] Guys, some positive reinforcement for my dad. 788 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,717 -Is the balance okay? -[woman] It's great. 789 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,469 [Adam] Your daughters and daughter-in-law 790 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,637 says it's amazing. 791 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,223 What more affirmation could you want? 792 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,562 He's been so difficult to work with. 793 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,981 Just insanely difficult to work with. 794 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:50,484 More than any person I've ever been on stage with. 795 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,444 His demands are so high. 796 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,154 He's-- I'm like off tempo for him. 797 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,573 It's like we're in Whiplash. 798 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,033 Like... it sucks. 799 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:02,913 ♪ You break a window, burn the soufflé ♪ 800 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,707 [audience cheers] 801 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:09,962 ♪ Scream a lullaby ♪ 802 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,843 ♪ I know nothing stays the same ♪ 803 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:19,513 ♪ But if you're willing to play the game ♪ 804 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:23,267 ♪ It's coming around again ♪ 805 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:28,022 -[Adam on phone] -[song continues in background] 806 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:44,663 ♪ It will be coming around again ♪ 807 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,791 -How do we end the song? -[song ends abruptly] 808 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,586 -Just like that. Okay, got it. -Beautiful. 809 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:56,008 So good, Dad. So, so, so good. You're so good. 810 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:57,885 I love you. 811 00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,553 A lot of the show is predicated 812 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,306 on if I'm telling the truth or not, and... 813 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,516 the... 814 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:09,229 my parents, um, being who they are 815 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,564 is a big part of it. 816 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,817 So it feels like, even though it's a tall ask, 817 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,028 like, what other-- what better way to prove 818 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:19,907 what I'm saying to the audience than to show you. You know? So. 819 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:26,038 [Steven singing] ♪ It will be coming around again ♪ 820 00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:30,626 [audience cheers and applauds] 821 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:34,963 ♪ Yeah, I believe in love ♪ 822 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,383 How do we end the song, Adam? 823 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,094 ♪ I believe in ♪ 824 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,304 ♪ Love ♪ 825 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:44,848 -[song ending] -[audience cheers and applauds] 826 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,100 Thank you guys so much. 827 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,935 It's been an amazing night. 828 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,478 So fun. Thank you so much. 829 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,647 My dad, Dr. Steven Pally. 830 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,400 See? I-- But he-- But really, it's-- 831 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:57,277 [audience continues cheering] 832 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,987 Anyway, thank you. 833 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:05,828 What? 834 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,163 I don't know. 835 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,748 [audience continues cheering] 836 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,001 I don't know, I don't know. Do we have time? I don't know. 837 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:16,171 Is it expensive to go over? 838 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,631 Fuck it. Let's do it. 839 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,175 [audience cheers] 840 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,305 All right, before I bring the band out, uh, 841 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,766 for the last couple songs, every, um... 842 00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:32,229 Usually, like, when I've seen, like, my heroes do rock shows, 843 00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:35,315 they come out and they play, like, one soft song 844 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,359 before they bring the band out and rock, 845 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,778 like shred your face off one last time. 846 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,156 So I'm going to do that. 847 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:45,784 Now, this is an original song I wrote. 848 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,412 No one likes to hear that, and I... 849 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:49,788 [audience laughs] 850 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,623 I understand that, I get that. 851 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:55,669 It's as if my guitar took out a tiny guitar 852 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:58,172 and it's playing it at you. I get it. 853 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:02,509 Um, but, you know, we're already... [chuckles] 854 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,179 I mean, look at what has happened tonight. You know. 855 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,348 I'm going to cut the originals, I think, 856 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,058 on the setlist. I feel like-- 857 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:11,727 I know. 858 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:14,104 Yeah, I know, but it feels like-- 859 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,690 No, I think it's one too much. 860 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,233 I'm not good at it enough yet. 861 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:20,944 I'll try it in soundcheck, but I don't feel good about it. 862 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,989 [mellow guitar music playing] 863 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:34,082 ♪ If I could have anything I want ♪ 864 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:39,046 ♪ If I could have anything at all ♪ 865 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,510 ♪ I want you to tell me what it is ♪ 866 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,845 ♪ That you want for dinner ♪ 867 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,430 [audience laughs] 868 00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:49,932 ♪ And that ♪ 869 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:52,017 ♪ Is all ♪ 870 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:58,357 ♪ I could care less about the menu ♪ 871 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,903 ♪ I'll take any cuisine at all ♪ 872 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,117 ♪ Salty, savory and sweet ♪ 873 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,870 ♪ Don't matter to me ♪ 874 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:16,124 ♪ To make you happy is all ♪ 875 00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:23,590 ♪ See, I like food as much as the next guy ♪ 876 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,554 ♪ Believe you me, I won't remain shy ♪ 877 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,807 ♪ But honey, please ♪ 878 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:35,018 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪ 879 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,399 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 880 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:43,068 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 881 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:46,488 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 882 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,657 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ Everybody. 883 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:52,119 [crowd sings along] ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 884 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,621 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 885 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,666 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 886 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:00,085 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 887 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,503 -Thank you. -[song ends] 888 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:04,131 [audience cheers and applauds] 889 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,134 I think one of the cruxes of the show is like, 890 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,803 how much truth I'm telling at what point 891 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,014 and why does it matter? 892 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,682 What's the difference? 893 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,267 Not only what's the difference, but like, 894 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,686 why am I obsessed with the fact that it doesn't matter? 895 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:19,104 Shouldn't you just tell the truth? 896 00:48:19,187 --> 00:48:21,023 But I think that it's subtext 897 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,358 for like stupid fuck jokes, 898 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:25,319 but whatever, it's great. 899 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,904 I love it. [laughs] 900 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,281 [David] My last words are as follows. 901 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:33,410 In this time of unprecedented strife and worry, 902 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,330 we must come together and laugh, 903 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:37,998 sing, play music. 904 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:42,252 And if we happen to get laid as a result, 905 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,379 then it was all worth it in the end. 906 00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:47,841 But if we don't, choosing a life of misery 907 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:50,135 is our only choice, 908 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:53,221 and we should just ride that train till the end. 909 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,224 [bright music playing] 910 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,267 [Dave] 911 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,727 [Adam] No, don't give me notes. 912 00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:00,187 [Dave] 913 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:03,148 [Adam] No, don't give me notes. 914 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,316 Don't give me notes. 915 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,111 Oh, awesome. That's so nice, Dave. 916 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,321 Thank you, man. 917 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,993 A pattern that you'll find for me 918 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,995 is that I'm barely existing. 919 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,873 I barely am alive. I'm barely a person. 920 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,127 I had this itch to make something that-that, like, 921 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:27,422 I could, uh, have that was, like, tangible. 922 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:30,384 You know, the last couple years, there's pandemics and strikes. 923 00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:33,553 And I just found myself alone a lot. 924 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:36,306 And I had gone through a little bit of stage fright. 925 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:37,599 Or less stage "fright." 926 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:39,184 I feel like that's the easy thing to call it. 927 00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:40,936 Maybe stage apathy, 928 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,896 where it was like, I didn't care. 929 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,940 And that just leads you to not do good work. 930 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,566 And then that leads you to get scared 931 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,527 that you're not doing good work, and then... 932 00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:50,696 So I needed to kind of get out of my head in that way. 933 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:53,782 And I thought, if I'm ever gonna, like, perform again, 934 00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:54,908 I, um... 935 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,036 I should write-- do it myself. 936 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,455 [bright music continues] 937 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,213 Thank you guys so much. This was so fun. 938 00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,091 [audience cheers and applauds] 939 00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:17,180 -So great. Thank you so much. -[man] So good! 940 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,141 -Dude, that was so much fun. -So much fun. 941 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,642 When do you stop filming? 942 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,477 [camera operator] 943 00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:24,438 Okay. Can we stop soon? 944 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:27,190 I'm fucking exhausted. [laughs] 945 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:29,276 [mellow music playing] 946 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,528 [Steven] Say hello to your beautiful sisters. 947 00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:33,071 -It was so good. -That was so good. 948 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,781 -I think we had so much fun. -So much fun. 949 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,033 -Did you like it? -So much fun. 950 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,325 -Good, I'm glad. -So much fun. 951 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,535 I'm glad. Dad, you were great. 952 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,329 -Yeah. -I had the most fun. 953 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,416 When did you learn to play the guitar so well? 954 00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,001 What do you mean? Thank you, Amy. 955 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:47,544 What do you mean? I've always played the guitar. 956 00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:48,628 Like that? 957 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,964 ...ruin this doc footage here, so... 958 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,550 Yeah. Okay. Please don't get in the way of my... 959 00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,762 'Cause this is like a really sad moment. 960 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,722 In front of a large percentage of the audience, 961 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:00,724 I'm cleaning up my own filth. 962 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:03,310 Truly is like leaving money on the dresser right now. 963 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,853 -Hello. How are you? -My wife. 964 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,855 -Oh, awesome. -Yes. No, we're not divorced. 965 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,565 No, not currently. Not today. 966 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,150 -[all laugh] -Thanks. 967 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,234 I want a drink. 968 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,820 I feel like I missed a drink. 969 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:14,905 I've... 970 00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,323 It looks like they closed. 971 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,325 -[Daniella] -Dude, you're the best. 972 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:19,785 What? 973 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,369 No, you... 974 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,039 You drove me here so I could drink. 975 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,290 Like the show. 976 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,375 -Okay. -[Adam] Thank you. 977 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,004 I'm sorry I told everyone we were getting divorced. 978 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,298 [Dave] You told me recently that it was like a year 979 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,800 since we sat down. 980 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:37,636 Just goes to show you what being part of the Illuminati 981 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,722 and the Jewish elite of Hollywood can do for you. 982 00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:41,932 -[Dave] It's amazing. -Yeah. 983 00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:43,725 I can't believe I got in under the wire. 984 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,685 You did. We got-- We took you. 985 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:49,147 We needed a guitar player. [laughs] 986 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,775 [Dave] That's the one thing-- I feel like my guitar playing 987 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,110 will save me... 988 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,653 In the upcoming race wars? 989 00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:56,613 -[Dave] Yeah. -[laughs] Yeah, you'll be fine. 990 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,824 [cheery music playing] 991 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,660 [sighs] 992 00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:04,788 I'm drenched. 993 00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:07,999 [Adam laughs] 994 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,086 [Adam] Next tour I need lighter fabric suits. 995 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,588 Linen, all linen. It's gonna be the linen tour. 996 00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:16,883 Did you ever think when we got married you'd be doing this? 997 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,635 [Daniella] Honestly? 998 00:52:18,718 --> 00:52:20,846 -[Daniella laughs] -Yes, honestly. 999 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,307 You're like, "I didn't think we would last." 1000 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:25,684 Hold on. Wait. 1001 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:28,436 Danny, wait. I fucked it up. 1002 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,522 Why do you think I can't do it? 1003 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,649 Shit. 1004 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:36,987 [Daniella] It's this one. This one. 1005 00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,156 [Adam] Thank you, Bell House. 1006 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,580 [music fades] 1007 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:47,706 [sighs] 1008 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,625 So. 1009 00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,502 Why do anything? 1010 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:56,798 [phone ringing] 1011 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,308 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1012 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,769 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1013 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,688 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1014 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:36,189 [Adam on phone] Um... 1015 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,692 ♪ Please don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1016 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,528 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1017 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:44,656 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1018 00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:47,492 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ How about this? 1019 00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:49,953 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1020 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,914 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1021 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,375 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1022 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,586 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1023 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,339 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1024 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,384 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1025 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:07,137 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1026 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:10,098 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1027 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,851 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1028 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:15,895 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1029 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:19,274 ♪ Just don't say, "Whatever you want" ♪ 1030 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,568 ♪ When I ask what you want ♪ 1031 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:24,279 [song ending] 1032 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:29,659 'Cause I'll eat fuckin' anything. 1033 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,984 [tone beeps]