1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,967 I know a lot of you are probably thinking to yourself 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,677 though, like, why? 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,220 Um... 6 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,556 Why would a television star... 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:21,021 be about to play songs, 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,314 um, at me 9 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,649 in Gowanus? 10 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:31,531 And to that, to that I would say, um, 11 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,616 you know, movie star. 12 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,793 And then I would say, 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,003 I don't know. 14 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,255 I have no idea. 15 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,498 Cool. 16 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,124 Well, here we go. 17 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:24,918 This is exciting. 18 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,587 So you're cool with your voice being on it? 19 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,174 All right. My man's got a little bit of eye on the prize. 20 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,384 I see that twinkle of performer in your eye. 21 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,678 A filmmaker slash... 22 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,473 The amount of people that normal... 23 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:42,560 like, acts have with them, it's great. 24 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,062 It's... There's... 25 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:47,565 I'm-I'm doing it out of like this car. 26 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,860 That sounds good though, right? 27 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,097 A lot of cover songs. Yeah. 28 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,473 I don't know how that's gonna work 29 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,433 legally with anything, but I don't really care, 30 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,436 I don't care. I don't. 31 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,021 That's for someone else to figure out. 32 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,982 There's got to be a way. And if there's not a way, 33 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,901 then it's really, truly just for the audience... 34 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,111 or for me. 35 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,571 I have originals. 36 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,031 I don't know if I'm going to play them tonight. 37 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,034 My father was telling me in his long list of notes 38 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,870 about the last time he saw the show 39 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,706 that it was long, so I don't know. 40 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,666 I've been working on it. We'll see. 41 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,427 Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Pally! 42 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,353 I like to start every one of my shows 43 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,607 with a few bummers. 44 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,820 Um... 45 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,700 Bummer number one is, 46 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,786 I'm about to... I'm-I'm... I'm going to put on a guitar. 47 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,923 What the fuck am I doing wrong? 48 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:41,012 You ever seen Eddie Vedder struggle to get... 49 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:48,978 Aha! 50 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,566 So, back to the bummers. So, um... 51 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:59,239 I-I am about to physically embody that joke in, uh, Barbie 52 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,783 where men play guitar at you. 53 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,120 I want to say, I've been working on this show for a long time, 54 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,665 and I-I've been doing this since before that joke, 55 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,710 and I-I took my daughter, uh, to see Barbie. 56 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,923 And when, uh, Ryan Gosling took out the guitar, 57 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:20,677 my daughter looked at me with no irony, 58 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,221 just wide-eyed and went, "Like you, Daddy." 59 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,393 Yeah. 60 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:31,354 I was like, well, you know, I'm-I'm subverting it. 61 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:37,068 I grew up in New York City and my parents were lounge singers, 62 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:40,321 um, which a lot of people don't know that about me. 63 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,824 I can't see the crowd tonight, but I'm going to guess 64 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:46,159 that for my audience, it's divided by millennials, 65 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,705 and their parents are also here. 66 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,917 So a lounge is... 67 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,880 It's like the beginning of a hotel. 68 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:02,093 Like when you first encounter a hotel. 69 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,762 The lounge is at the beginning. 70 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:09,225 And my parents, in the '70s and '80s, 71 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,770 would sit at a piano and my dad would play 72 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,690 and my mom would lie on top of the piano 73 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,775 and they'd play a song, 74 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,278 and my-my dad would say, 75 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,488 "You know what the most important thing in life is, Caryn?" 76 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,115 And my mom would say, "What's that, Steven?" 77 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,825 And he would say, "Friends." And she would say, 78 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,577 "Oh, you gotta have friends." And then they'd go... 79 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,537 And you gotta have friends 80 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,042 And they also did that on stage. 81 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,672 Not just in the house every second of the fucking day. 82 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:43,885 I found myself recently, uh, in a rut. 83 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,636 I was like, "What am I gonna do? 84 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,180 Uh, what should I do?" 85 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,515 I felt like I needed to do something, 86 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:54,479 and so I decided that I would just kind of grab my guitar 87 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,482 'cause my dad never taught me how to play piano. 88 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,110 'Cause he said that, uh, in his words, 89 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,029 "You don't want this life." 90 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,451 I got it anyway. 91 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,997 My grandma says I was, uh, sent from hell to finish the job. 92 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,502 Every time I go to play a gig, it looks like 93 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,920 I'm getting kicked out of my house. 94 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,214 It looks like my wife kicked me out of my house. 95 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,384 It's a nightmare. 96 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,973 Oh, shit! I deserve that. I deserve that. 97 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,393 What? 98 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,397 Shit. 99 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,235 I called it An Intimate Evening 100 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,405 'cause I was afraid that no one would show up. So... 101 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,449 Fuck, did I just break that? 102 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,909 Let's... Can we all bring the bar low? 103 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,162 And then we'll all feel better when we end high. 104 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,081 -It's sold out, so... -Really? 105 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,041 -Yeah. -That's awesome. Is that good? 106 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,210 It's very good. Selling out's the goal. 107 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,336 Nice. 108 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,756 So what we're going to do tonight is 109 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,968 we're going to figure out, uh, together, I think, 110 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:10,471 why anybody does anything. I'm hoping. 111 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:14,016 And so we're going to get there by singing songs together. 112 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,353 And I'm going to start off really slow with you guys 113 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,689 'cause I want everyone to kind of get the pace together. 114 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,442 I want everyone to realize the expectations are nil. 115 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,944 I will forget the words. You will forget the words. 116 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,237 It's not about that. 117 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,824 It's just about singing together in a space. 118 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,033 Um... 119 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:32,618 But why? 120 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,078 Right? 121 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,163 Why? 122 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,374 You know, uh... 123 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:46,841 There... I don't think there's like a specific reason 124 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,010 that someone is like, "Oh, I'm gonna do something 125 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:54,849 that's a little bit different than what I normally do." 126 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,310 Uh, it could be anything. Could be... 127 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,979 Anything can happen that can, you know, 128 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:03,608 butterfly-effect your life into different ways. Um... 129 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,611 And for me, um, 130 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:11,866 about nine months ago, I, uh, got COVID. 131 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,242 Um... 132 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,830 And, uh, I know a lot of you are probably like, 133 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,582 "Yeah, so what? I'm getting COVID right now." 134 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,636 You are. 135 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:32,845 Um... 136 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,556 At first, for me, it wasn't bad. 137 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,892 And then it-it got bad 138 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,352 and I had to go into the hospital. 139 00:08:40,977 --> 00:08:43,898 And the hospital is a funny place 140 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:48,110 as much as it's, um, a place you go for-for answers. 141 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:52,198 And, um, sometimes the answers they give you 142 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,660 are to questions that you kind of didn't want to ask. 143 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,538 It's a bit of a house of cards. 144 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,831 And as, you know, 145 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,334 they're helping me with one thing, 146 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,546 they find that I have something else. 147 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:11,717 And... when that happens in your life 148 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,304 and you're told that maybe the... 149 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:20,851 time that you thought you had 150 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,689 to do whatever it is you always wanted to do, 151 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:28,901 um, was not infinite for you. 152 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,027 Um... 153 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,782 And so for me, I thought, 154 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:39,495 "Well, then I better start, uh, playing some songs." 155 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,330 So... 156 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,501 Um, I think, in a nutshell, 157 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,838 that's, uh, my why. 158 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:03,102 Spend all your time waiting for that second chance 159 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,690 For a break that would make it okay 160 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:14,447 Don't need no reason to feel not good enough 161 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:18,784 And it's hard at the end of the day 162 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,204 Need some distraction 163 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,540 Oh, beautiful relief 164 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,086 Memories come seep through my veins 165 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:33,633 Let me be empty and weightless 166 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:38,804 And maybe find some peace tonight 167 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,271 We're in the arms of the angels 168 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,318 Fly away from here 169 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,782 In this dark, cold hotel room 170 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:02,453 Through the innocence that you fear 171 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:07,124 We are pulled from the wreckage 172 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,212 Of your silent reverie 173 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,550 We're in the arms of the angels 174 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,552 May you find 175 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,599 Some comfort here 176 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,568 I should, before I keep going, I'm not dying. I, um... 177 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,655 I'm sorry. It's so fucked up. 178 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,448 It's so fucked up. It's so fucked up. 179 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,575 If anyone was filming that, please... 180 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,079 I don't know. I panicked. I, uh... 181 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,331 'Cause I don't, 'cause I don't know why, 182 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,582 I think I don't know why. 183 00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,209 So I was like, 184 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,504 there should-- I didn't even know I knew that song. I... 185 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,174 I never played that song before in my life. I... Um... 186 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,259 Don't... 187 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,387 I know that there are people also who do comedy shows like this 188 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,764 who are sick with something, 189 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:07,601 and this is in no way a comment on that at all. 190 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,103 This is just a mistake. 191 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:13,315 A little mistake that I think we can recover from. 192 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,111 Blame on me, for sure. 193 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,612 You guys didn't do anything. 194 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,326 My parents really were lounge singers. 195 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,998 That is true. That is a baseline truth. 196 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,292 This is how screwed up I was today and nervous. 197 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,212 I brought an extra pair of shoes that is the same pair of shoes. 198 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,298 Again, I noticed in the beginning when we first met, 199 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,175 you were very eager to be on camera, 200 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,678 and now that I'm obviously struggling with this equipment, 201 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,891 you seem to be relegated to the director status. 202 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,394 -So much shit. Shit! Shit! -This sucks. 203 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,271 This is just like, right now, what I'm doing 204 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,274 is the equivalent of, like, being sang at in the subway. 205 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,693 And I've dragged you all down to hell with me. 206 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,988 Of course. Terrified. 207 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,573 I don't want to be doing this. 208 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:03,908 -Hey! -How's it going? 209 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,367 -Good. How are you? -Doing well. 210 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,578 So sorry if you came early because of me. 211 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,082 That means he came early because of me. 212 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,253 This is frustrating as fuck. 213 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,465 Every comedian wants to do this, and it's like I'm-I'm doing it. 214 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,092 You think fucking Jake Johnson is working this hard 215 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,011 for his podcast? No. 216 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:29,433 Motherfucker's on his couch, rich as fuck in Pasadena, 217 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,770 laughing at Ol' Pally. 218 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,647 "Hahaha. 219 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,690 Look what you did 220 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,193 with the God-given looks that we both have." 221 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,779 You have this immense dread, 222 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,532 no matter if it's sold out or not, 223 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,492 that no one's going to show up. 224 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,452 It'll creep in now and then. 225 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,830 It'll creep in like right before I go on stage, 226 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,833 which is like, oh man, I could have just not done this. 227 00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:55,668 I could have, right now, been sitting at home 228 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,753 watching football, looking at my phone, 229 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,963 ignoring my kids. 230 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,674 I could have just not done this, 231 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,133 but I'm so desperate, 232 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,927 so thirsty. 233 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,727 I overextended myself big time. 234 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,023 So why? 235 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,111 I have been... 236 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,114 another going through a life, uh, thing. 237 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,783 I'm sure a lot of you have in here, but, um, 238 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,453 I am going through a bit of... a bit of a... 239 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,748 a break-up or, um, I guess when 240 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,751 you're married for 15 years, it's a divorce. But... 241 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,629 Nothing happened. 242 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,549 It's not like some thing. 243 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,720 It's just we've been together since we were kids, 244 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,308 and we have kids, which is really, uh, tough. 245 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,268 It's tough on them. Um... 246 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:57,062 You think it's hard to tell them that, you know, 247 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,275 they're not going to get a puppy for their birthday? 248 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,612 Try telling them that from now on, they're going to have 16 Hanukkahs. 249 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,905 It's, uh... 250 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,115 It's a mess. 251 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,287 I've had a lot of free time, um, 252 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,789 mostly, uh, nights and every other weekend, 253 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,960 and I found myself just playing some songs. 254 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,379 So again, that's what I'm gonna do. 255 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,604 Turn down the lights 256 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,482 Turn down the bed 257 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:47,821 Turn down these voices inside my head 258 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,492 Lay down with me 259 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,203 Tell me no lie 260 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,539 Just hold me close 261 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,584 Don't patronize 262 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,297 Don't patronize me 263 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:10,135 I can't make you love me if you don't 264 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:16,892 You can't make your heart feel something it won't 265 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,938 Here in the dark 266 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,357 These final hours 267 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,068 I will lay down my heart 268 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,196 If you feel the power 269 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,699 But you won't 270 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,367 No, you won't 271 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,119 I'm not getting divorced. I, um... 272 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,414 Sorry. I'm sorry. I... 273 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,082 I was even going to stop it in the middle. 274 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,209 I was going to stop it in the middle, but I was like, 275 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,045 "This song is actually going better than I thought." So I... 276 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,464 indulged it. 277 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,551 I, again, let's not... 278 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,805 My wife drove me here so I could drink. Uh, I... 279 00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,019 don't even want to look in that direction. 280 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,895 I, um... 281 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,444 We just had a session where I said 282 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,863 I wouldn't sell out the relationship for jokes. 283 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,203 I never even had COVID. I, uh... 284 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:25,419 My parents were lounge singers. You don't have to leave. It's... 285 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,378 It's true. That's true. 286 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,381 My parents were lounge singers. 287 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,138 You may ask why, why three guitars? 288 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,598 And I'll tell you. 289 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,976 I break them, a lot. 290 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,980 Hey, Cole-y. Hey, could you do me a favor? 291 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,231 Are you still with Mom? 292 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,777 Could you ask her to bring me a Zantac? 293 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,903 Yeah. 294 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,698 Too many. 295 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,783 I have three. 296 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,910 I-- Three is, like, just enough 297 00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,037 for people to think 298 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,666 that I'm religious when I'm actually just careless. 299 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,128 Is that the Zantac? Yeah. Can I have the Zantac? 300 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,382 Thanks, babe. 301 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,885 Um, does anyone have any more water? 302 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,637 My wife brought my Zantac. 303 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,727 T.R. hired a documentary crew to follow me all night. 304 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230 -No. -Okay. 305 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,857 They can have pretzels. 306 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,526 And then there's, like, another crew 307 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,236 filming for Bell House. 308 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,695 I'm gonna put that footage together 309 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,364 and make, like, a concert movie. 310 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,117 I am hitting on you. 311 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,498 -I love you. -I love you too. 312 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,042 Oh boy. 313 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,797 I see a lot of you guys looking around right now 314 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,923 wondering, like... 315 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,551 is this the show? 316 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,194 Uh, yeah, this is the show. 317 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,657 Fuck, this strap too? 318 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,712 Sufjan Stevens never struggled with a... strap. 319 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,840 Max, are you supposed to go with this side in front? 320 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,550 Um... yeah. 321 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,801 Okay. 322 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,971 I think that's why it's been bothering me. 323 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,974 When you, like, are a big musician on the road and stuff, 324 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,767 you don't have to do this every night, right? 325 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,520 I'm always so crazy nervous about falling off the stage. 326 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,480 So they have people that do this for them too, 327 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,482 they like set their levels and shit. 328 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,692 I don't know what I'm doing. 329 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,652 I'm just turning knobs-- Just-- 330 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,991 Shit, you know what I'm nervous I forgot? 331 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,242 A capo. 332 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,912 Oh, no, never mind. 333 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,627 Don't say that. 334 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,712 There's a huge chance I shit my pants. 335 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,772 Um... 336 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,168 I know that I'm known as a comedian. 337 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,420 So, again, this is like a bit of a bait and switch. 338 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,632 You guys are like, "The fuck am I doing here at, like, 339 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,384 shitty Elliott Smith?" 340 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,846 And I'll tell you, I-I get that 341 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,099 and I-I never... I don't do stand-up comedy, 342 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,351 I never... I never did stand-up comedy, 343 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,521 although I do... I think those guys 344 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,148 are the, you know, in a lot of ways, 345 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,776 the philosophers of our generation, 346 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,570 especially like the ones with podcasts from Austin, 347 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,489 I feel like that's... 348 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,909 They go... they go over the line so that we don't have to. 349 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,453 And I appreciate it and I love it. 350 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,997 I just never had to do that. 351 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,833 I never had to like, think like, read the news and be like, 352 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,793 "What am I gonna do? What's funny about this?" 353 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,962 I never had to think of a premise or punchline 354 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,674 because I was, um, just born the slightest bit attractive. 355 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,842 So... 356 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,430 It just wasn't something I ever had to do. 357 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,642 But if I do think of a joke, 358 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,397 you guys will be the first to get it here tonight. 359 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,483 I don't know if I have any, but if I do, 360 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,279 you will get it in between singing along with these songs. 361 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,488 Um... 362 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,699 And it's not a promise or a guarantee. 363 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,826 It's-it's... I guess it's just a sentence. 364 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,589 Well, they blew up The Chicken Man 365 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,549 In Philly last night 366 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,560 Night's getting cold 367 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,446 Uh, so, my-- Uh... 368 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,616 My kids went to... 369 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,121 My kids went to sleep-away camp this summer, 370 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:22,210 and my wife and I are just exhausted 371 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,297 from fucking in their beds. 372 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,090 Looking for a job 373 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,425 Can be hard to find 374 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:31,761 I'm being followed by a documentary crew, 375 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,388 just like Kobe. 376 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,556 You know, a young Kobe. 377 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,183 I'm prepping for my Greatest-- 378 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,684 my GOAT doc, you know. 379 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,811 Hello? Hello? 380 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,022 Hi, Reese's. 381 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,525 I'm doing good. How's you's? 382 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,068 Yeah, this is me. 383 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,571 Oh. Well, my phone's on my shoulder. 384 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,282 Um, I'm-I'm at the place already setting up. 385 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:56,036 No, I don't have a sound tech, Risa. 386 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,330 You know what? Great idea. If the show takes off, 387 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,749 I'll think about bringing one on the road with me. 388 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,959 I want the special to be part like this, 389 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,086 which is embarrassing that this is even on camera. 390 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,713 -Me telling you this. -Sure. 391 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,381 But I wanted it to be part like this 392 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,176 and then also look like... 393 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,428 ...primo good. 394 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,055 -It-it'll be neither. -Sure. 395 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,724 It'll be what it'll be. 396 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,727 But it'll be what it'll be. It'll be what it'll be. 397 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,276 Whoops. 398 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,570 No, I mean, that's the pipe, right? 399 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,073 I mean, that's not a good sign, is it? 400 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,576 I've never had that happen to me before. 401 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:40,372 So much of this movie is just going to be my fucking double chins, dog. 402 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,376 Yeah. Fucking shoot down. Shoot down, dude. 403 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,794 Can we get a taller videographer? 404 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,420 Fuck! Fuck's sake. 405 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,182 Fun, right? We're having fun. Right? 406 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,768 All the boyfriends here who were like, 407 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,353 "What the fuck did you drag me to?" 408 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,024 We're having fun, guys. It's okay. 409 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,861 I am the-the John Mayer of comedy. 410 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:58,283 In that 75% of my audience is female, 411 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,577 and the 25% of males that were dragged here 412 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,078 are, like, not psyched. 413 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,041 Just want to kind of brief you in. 414 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,584 There is gonna be an encore. 415 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,171 I don't want-- 'Cause it's always weird. 416 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,173 It's like, "Are they coming back on stage? 417 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,175 Should I go to my car? Should I beat the traffic?" 418 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,885 It's like all that shit. Let's just... 419 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,638 We'll get it out in the open. There will be an encore. 420 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:23,350 I might do a bit where I like, feign, 421 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,352 like, "I don't know how much time we have. 422 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,271 I don't know if I can," and hopefully you guys 423 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,733 will dig in on that moment and be like, "No, more, more," 424 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,069 uh, 'cause you're gonna get it anyway. 425 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:38,198 So like I said, we've entered the musical portion of the night 426 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:41,701 and the jokes have slowed almost to a point of none. 427 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,161 Um... 428 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:45,747 Which is impressive 'cause there weren't many before. 429 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,249 This next song is one of my favorite songs ever, 430 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,629 and it is also one of my other son Cole's favorite songs, 431 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:58,218 and, uh, he recently, uh, was cast in the school play, 432 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,011 which is horrifying. 433 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,430 Uh, horrifying for me. 434 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,599 I know when my dad said, "You don't want this life." 435 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,559 I was like, "Are you sure? 436 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,019 A lot of rejection there." 437 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,688 He was like, "I'm not gonna get rejected." 438 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,147 I was like, "Aye yi yi." 439 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,441 He didn't get rejected. 440 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,861 He booked one of the leads right away off the bat, 441 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,616 but his drama teacher, uh, said to him, 442 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,952 because, "You know, you're in the second act-- 443 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,205 the star of the second act, but you're not really in the... 444 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,998 in the... in the first act that much, 445 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,751 so could you help in the chorus?" 446 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,838 And my son relayed this to me and said, 447 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:38,508 "And I just, I don't like doing the chorus." 448 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,513 And I was like, "I know, I get it, you know? 449 00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,557 It's like you want to be the star and everything, 450 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,142 but there's a saying that there are-- 451 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,978 there are no small parts. 452 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,231 Just--" And before I could finish, 453 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,817 my son said, "Then what do you do for a living?" 454 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,785 So now the answer is, "Play cover songs at people." 455 00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:41,237 Yeah. All right! 456 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,406 I'm getting my first 457 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,909 "rock hard" sign from Gowanus. 458 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,997 Yes. From a dude in a cashmere zip-up. 459 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,916 I see you, I am you. 460 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,085 There's a bunch of special guests. 461 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,963 Dave Hill, who plays with me a lot, 462 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,882 who's just one of the funniest dudes 463 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,301 and a shredding guitar player. 464 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,553 Just one of the best guitar players 465 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,389 and one of the first people I started running this stuff by. 466 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,849 Davey Hill! 467 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,559 How you doing, man? So good to see you. 468 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,521 Yeah, you look great, look all fresh-faced and Tenacious D'd. 469 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,980 Yeah. 470 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,690 You look flush with cash. 471 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,943 Oh, look what's coming out. 472 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,277 I've never seen this. 473 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,541 Yeah. It's a documentary. 474 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:38,670 My cousin is gonna DJ, 475 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:42,507 like, while people are coming in on the stage. 476 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,342 Yeah. He's terrible. 477 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,803 He's the worst. 478 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,139 Just tonight. 479 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,308 One night only. 480 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,185 One night only. 481 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,521 Is there any way we have a higher stand? 482 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,731 That's the first time I've ever had to ask that in my life. 483 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,567 I don't know who played here last night, but... 484 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:01,943 Hey, Krummy! 485 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,612 David Krumholtz, who is, I think, 486 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,073 one of the funniest and best actors around 487 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:11,578 and is actually-- has one of the most beautiful voices. 488 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,247 Listen, the guy took the initiative. 489 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,124 Sometimes you got to take the initiative. 490 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,793 I'm not going on a world tour. I could. 491 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,297 I could sell out lots of places 492 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,341 all over, you know, Luxembourg 493 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,385 or wherever the fuck he's been. 494 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,928 Uh, I just choose not to. 495 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:32,056 Instead, I play in two Grateful Dead cover bands 496 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,267 in dive bars in New Jersey. 497 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,644 And that's the joke on all these songs. It's like... 498 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,355 It-it's like, I'm... self-effacing, self-effacing. 499 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,107 But then the music's actually pretty good, 500 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,901 and it's, like, more fun that way. You know? 501 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:48,489 I've been trying to think about why he is doing this. 502 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,241 You know, he's passionate, 503 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:54,412 and unbridled passion cannot be bridled. 504 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,582 Ultimately, what he's doing is 505 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,584 he's bringing joy to the world 506 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,587 and exploiting his abilities, 507 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:04,505 uh, for money. 508 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,341 And I think that's admirable. 509 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,384 I don't know what I'm gonna do with it yet, 510 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,094 but I'm trying to land the plane somehow. 511 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,305 I love that you're doing this, man. It's fucking awesome. 512 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,514 It's something. 513 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,391 -It's something. -Tell me about it. 514 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,316 Uh, beside his bank account? 515 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,193 Um, no. 516 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:29,364 No, I don't. I-I... He seems the same. 517 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,909 Uh, I know he's enjoying himself, which is good, 518 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:35,203 but he's always enjoying himself. 519 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,829 He hasn't changed a damn bit. 520 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,582 And this tour sure as fuck ain't gonna change him. 521 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,751 It's like being at a wedding or something. It's like... 522 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,628 It feels like we're in a cocktail hour at a wed-- 523 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,129 I fucking love it. 524 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,839 Yes. Then bring them out. 525 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,177 -Yes. Dude. Get them. -Bongos, man. Yes, please! 526 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,637 -Everything is better. -Okay, I'll-- 527 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,805 -Everything is better. -More! 528 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,181 More is better. 529 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,849 -That's the best. -David's an onion, man. 530 00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,561 You never know what layer Krumholtz is gonna peel back. 531 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,772 I'm so glad he peeled back the bongo layer. 532 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,691 Yeah, let's hope that's the last layer. 533 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:09,404 Oh, are you kidding? I love doing this shit. 534 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,322 Honestly, just... 535 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,826 I love you. 536 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,671 A Jewish king! 537 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,923 -A Jewish king. -Thank you. 538 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,801 So the first song that we're gonna play, um, 539 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,136 this is a song that, uh, 540 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,471 I recently did this show in London, 541 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:39,600 and it didn't go that well because of the language barrier, 542 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:43,855 and I, um, in the middle of it was like thinking fast, like, 543 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:48,192 I need to do a song by people from England or whatever. 544 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,278 I don't know where London is. 545 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,697 And I was like, like Mandela-effected. 546 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,699 Like I knew this song. 547 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,492 And so I played it. It went really well. 548 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:59,495 And then I've just kind of been playing it ever since. 549 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,249 So if you guys know it, please, please sing along. 550 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,126 I think you're gonna... I think you're gonna have 551 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,335 a good time with it. 552 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:03,369 David Krumholtz, everybody. 553 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:08,040 Thank you. My Jewish king. 554 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,258 So we're going to move into the musical part of the night. 555 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,471 So there's two reasons I'm gonna play this next song. 556 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,056 Do you guys want to know? 557 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,478 I guess not. It doesn't matter, right? 558 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,606 It truly doesn't matter, right? It's all a farce. 559 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,316 I'm doing a thing I said I wasn't gonna do, 560 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:36,569 which is like, just play music and get off on that, right? 561 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,613 That's the truth of the matter. 562 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,531 So sweaty. It's so desperate. 563 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,535 That's one of the things about when you see your parents do it. 564 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,788 You ever have a friend and you're like, you love them, 565 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,498 but like, when they get around other people, 566 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,000 it's like they're a lot? 567 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,295 I grew up with two of those as parents. 568 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,757 That's how you end up up here begging 569 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,092 for strangers to love you. 570 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,511 I'm filling a hole. 571 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:05,139 A very deep and sad hole. 572 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,435 Um, I have, uh, some merch. 573 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,561 Yeah. 574 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,480 Where is the best place to set that up? 575 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,316 I don't have a seller. I was gonna print a thing 576 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,651 that's like, "Just don't be a dick." 577 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,362 Don't treat it like Halloween. 578 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,909 -Respectful? -Yeah. 579 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,118 I hope so. 580 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,912 I mean, you know, most of it's my family, 581 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,830 and that's what I'm worried about. 582 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,875 My dad is going to perform with me tonight. 583 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,585 Is it okay if he plays your piano? 584 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,670 -Yeah. -Okay. 585 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,129 No, it's just one song. 586 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,881 And then he'll take the longest time 587 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,008 -getting back to his seat. -That'll be sweet. 588 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,593 And he'll pretend that he's struggling, 589 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,762 but he really just wants everyone to look at him. 590 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,681 I wanted to close the show, 591 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,433 not the whole show, because there is the encore, but I... 592 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,189 I know I've lied to you a little tonight. 593 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,068 Um, and I want to apologize for that. 594 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,113 It's just there's, I think sometimes, 595 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,115 especially doing something like this, which is really... 596 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,658 There's no reason for it. Um... 597 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:11,747 You're searching for-for depth and reason and why? 598 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,332 Why? 599 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:18,004 And I think one of the things that I've come to tonight, 600 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,632 especially playing with a full band like this 601 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:25,511 and having just like, the greatest time, is that... 602 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,889 it's-it's for me. 603 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,357 I'm sorry. It's not for you. 604 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,945 But I do feel, I do feel like I have to prove something to you, 605 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,906 which is that my-my parents really were... 606 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,119 lounge singers. 607 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:53,748 And so in order to-to really, um, 608 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,625 prove that to you, uh, 609 00:38:56,709 --> 00:39:01,964 I'm going to invite my father on stage to play a song. 610 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,593 So, ladies and gentlemen... 611 00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:08,554 Dr. Steven Pally. 612 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,036 I got to get set up. Hold on, hold on. 613 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,331 Not unlike any of the other guests. Take your time. 614 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,083 Do you want me to get you your light 615 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,793 for when you're looking at a menu? 616 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:42,380 Dad's getting here around 5:30 to rehearse again. 617 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,590 He is so difficult. 618 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,595 Do you know how to do vibrato here? 619 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,597 I know he's not a wing-it kind of guy, 620 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,057 but I'm a wing-it kind of guy. 621 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,725 And he's-- It's not his show. 622 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,810 It's my show. 623 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,186 You got to see him too. 624 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:58,521 He's so good. 625 00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:00,398 He's amaz-- He's amazing. 626 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,608 We got a lot of time. We're good. 627 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,821 We just need to prep for my dad to eat up most of it. 628 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,864 -Oh, Dad. -Are you filming? 629 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,783 The whole night's being filmed. 630 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:12,535 The whole night's being filmed. 631 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,128 Okay. 632 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:24,505 Oh boy. 633 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,799 Ready, Daddy? 634 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,554 I want to dedicate this song. 635 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:34,849 -Can I dedicate this song? -It's not your show, but sure. 636 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:41,856 I want to dedicate this song to my three beautiful children. 637 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,023 You're one of them. 638 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,817 I am aware. 639 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,277 I haven't met the others. 640 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:51,115 -Looking forward to it. -Because, uh, the other two 641 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:52,533 happen to be here tonight too. 642 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,494 And they're amazing children. 643 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,659 Baby sneezes 644 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:39,830 Mommy pleases 645 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:42,666 Daddy breezes 646 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,085 Dad. We talked about that part. 647 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,921 We talked about that. And I knew 648 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,131 you were not gonna listen to it when I gave you the note 649 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,842 because you said, "I think I actually should sing that part." 650 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,345 -Okay, son. -You said to me verbatim, 651 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:56,555 "I think I actually should sing that part." 652 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,141 And I said to you, "No, you shouldn't." 653 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,644 Then you said, "Yes, I should." I said, "Dad, it's my show." 654 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:04,730 And then in the first rehearsal, you sang the part. 655 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,774 Okay. 656 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:10,194 All right. It got abusive there. That was bad. 657 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:13,364 Don't mind if I fall apart 658 00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:17,368 There's more room in a broken heart 659 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:19,787 Broken heart 660 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,416 Is the balance okay? 661 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,168 I-I think you sound amazing. 662 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,254 -Okay, but you're subjective. -But I-- 663 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,755 What about-- what do you people think? 664 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,840 Guys, some positive reinforcement for my dad. 665 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,759 -Is the balance okay? -It's great. 666 00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:36,679 Your daughters and daughter-in-law says it's amazing. 667 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:39,223 What more affirmation could you want? 668 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,603 He's been so difficult to work with. 669 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,022 Just insanely difficult to work with. 670 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:50,526 More than any person I've ever been on stage with. 671 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,486 His demands are so high. 672 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,238 He's-- I'm like off tempo for him. 673 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:55,614 It's like we're in Whiplash. 674 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,033 Like... it sucks. 675 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:02,955 You break a window, burn the soufflé 676 00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:09,962 Scream a lullaby 677 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:15,801 I know nothing stays the same 678 00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:19,471 But if you're willing to play the game 679 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:23,309 It's coming around again 680 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:44,663 It will be coming around again 681 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,833 How do we end the song? 682 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,586 -Just like that. Okay, got it. -Beautiful. 683 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:56,008 So good, Dad. So, so, so good. You're so good. 684 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:57,926 I love you. 685 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,595 A lot of the show is predicated 686 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:02,306 on if I'm telling the truth or not, and... 687 00:44:03,265 --> 00:44:04,516 the... 688 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:09,271 my parents, um, being who they are 689 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,606 is a big part of it. 690 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:13,859 So it feels like, even though it's a tall ask, 691 00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:16,070 like, what other-- what better way to prove 692 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:19,948 what I'm saying to the audience than to show you. You know? So. 693 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:26,038 It will be coming around again 694 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:35,005 Yeah, I believe in love 695 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,341 How do we end the song, Adam? 696 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:40,052 I believe in 697 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:42,346 Love 698 00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:46,141 Thank you guys so much. 699 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:47,976 It's been an amazing night. 700 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,520 So fun. Thank you so much. 701 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,689 My dad, Dr. Steven Pally. 702 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,441 See? I-- But he-- But really, it's-- 703 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:58,987 Anyway, thank you. 704 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:05,828 What? 705 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,205 I don't know. 706 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,001 I don't know, I don't know. Do we have time? I don't know. 707 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:16,213 Is it expensive to go over? 708 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,673 Fuck it. Let's do it. 709 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,347 All right, before I bring the band out, uh, 710 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,766 for the last couple songs, every, um... 711 00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:32,271 Usually, like, when I've seen, like, my heroes do rock shows, 712 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:35,357 they come out and they play, like, one soft song 713 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:37,401 before they bring the band out and rock, 714 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,820 like shred your face off one last time. 715 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:42,156 So I'm going to do that. 716 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,784 Now, this is an original song I wrote. 717 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,454 No one likes to hear that, and I... 718 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,665 I understand that, I get that. 719 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,711 It's as if my guitar took out a tiny guitar 720 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:58,172 and it's playing it at you. I get it. 721 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,551 Um, but, you know, we're already... 722 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,179 I mean, look at what has happened tonight. You know. 723 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,390 I'm going to cut the originals, I think, 724 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,058 on the setlist. I feel like-- 725 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:11,727 I know. 726 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:14,104 Yeah, I know, but it feels like-- 727 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:16,732 No, I think it's one too much. 728 00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:18,275 I'm not good at it enough yet. 729 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:20,986 I'll try it in soundcheck, but I don't feel good about it. 730 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:34,082 If I could have anything I want 731 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,046 If I could have anything at all 732 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,468 I want you to tell me what it is 733 00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,887 That you want for dinner 734 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,932 And that 735 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,017 Is all 736 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,357 I could care less about the menu 737 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,903 I'll take any cuisine at all 738 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,117 Salty, savory and sweet 739 00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,870 Don't matter to me 740 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:16,124 To make you happy is all 741 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,590 See, I like food as much as the next guy 742 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:28,554 Believe you me, I won't remain shy 743 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:31,807 But honey, please 744 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:35,018 I'm down on my knees 745 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:40,357 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 746 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,026 When I ask what you want 747 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,488 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 748 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,657 When I ask what you want Everybody. 749 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:52,119 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 750 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,621 When I ask what you want 751 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,666 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 752 00:47:57,749 --> 00:48:00,127 When I ask what you want 753 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,545 Thank you. 754 00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:07,175 I think one of the cruxes of the show is like, 755 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,845 how much truth I'm telling at what point 756 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:12,055 and why does it matter? 757 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,724 What's the difference? 758 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,309 Not only what's the difference, but like, 759 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:17,728 why am I obsessed with the fact that it doesn't matter? 760 00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:19,146 Shouldn't you just tell the truth? 761 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:21,064 But I think that it's subtext 762 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,400 for like stupid fuck jokes, 763 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:25,360 but whatever, it's great. 764 00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,945 I love it. 765 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,323 My last words are as follows. 766 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:33,452 In this time of unprecedented strife and worry, 767 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:36,371 we must come together and laugh, 768 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,040 sing, play music. 769 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:42,294 And if we happen to get laid as a result, 770 00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:44,421 then it was all worth it in the end. 771 00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:47,841 But if we don't, choosing a life of misery 772 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,177 is our only choice, 773 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,263 and we should just ride that train till the end. 774 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:58,769 No, don't give me notes. 775 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,190 No, don't give me notes. 776 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,316 Don't give me notes. 777 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:08,153 Oh, awesome. That's so nice, Dave. 778 00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:09,321 Thank you, man. 779 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:15,035 A pattern that you'll find for me 780 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,037 is that I'm barely existing. 781 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,873 I barely am alive. I'm barely a person. 782 00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:24,169 I had this itch to make something that-that, like, 783 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:27,464 I could, uh, have that was, like, tangible. 784 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:30,425 You know, the last couple years, there's pandemics and strikes. 785 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:33,595 And I just found myself alone a lot. 786 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:36,348 And I had gone through a little bit of stage fright. 787 00:49:36,431 --> 00:49:37,641 Or less stage "fright." 788 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:39,226 I feel like that's the easy thing to call it. 789 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,978 Maybe stage apathy, 790 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,938 where it was like, I didn't care. 791 00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:44,982 And that just leads you to not do good work. 792 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,608 And then that leads you to get scared 793 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,568 that you're not doing good work, and then... 794 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,737 So I needed to kind of get out of my head in that way. 795 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,824 And I thought, if I'm ever gonna, like, perform again, 796 00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:54,908 I, um... 797 00:49:56,284 --> 00:49:58,078 I should write-- do it myself. 798 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:08,255 Thank you guys so much. This was so fun. 799 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:17,222 -So great. Thank you so much. -So good! 800 00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,182 -Dude, that was so much fun. -So much fun. 801 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,642 When do you stop filming? 802 00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:24,479 Okay. Can we stop soon? 803 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:27,232 I'm fucking exhausted. 804 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:31,570 Say hello to your beautiful sisters. 805 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,113 -It was so good. -That was so good. 806 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,823 -I think we had so much fun. -So much fun. 807 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,074 -Did you like it? -So much fun. 808 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,367 -Good, I'm glad. -So much fun. 809 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,535 I'm glad. Dad, you were great. 810 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,371 -Yeah. -I had the most fun. 811 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,458 When did you learn to play the guitar so well? 812 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,043 What do you mean? Thank you, Amy. 813 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:47,586 What do you mean? I've always played the guitar. 814 00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:48,670 Like that? 815 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:51,006 ...ruin this doc footage here, so... 816 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,592 Yeah. Okay. Please don't get in the way of my... 817 00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:56,803 'Cause this is like a really sad moment. 818 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,764 In front of a large percentage of the audience, 819 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,766 I'm cleaning up my own filth. 820 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,351 Truly is like leaving money on the dresser right now. 821 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:04,895 -Hello. How are you? -My wife. 822 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,897 -Oh, awesome. -Yes. No, we're not divorced. 823 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:09,066 No, not currently. Not today. 824 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,192 Thanks. 825 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,276 I want a drink. 826 00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:13,862 I feel like I missed a drink. 827 00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:14,946 I've... 828 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,364 It looks like they closed. 829 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:18,366 Dude, you're the best. 830 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:19,826 What? 831 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,411 No, you... 832 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,081 You drove me here so I could drink. 833 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,290 Like the show. 834 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,375 -Okay. -Thank you. 835 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:31,088 I'm sorry I told everyone we were getting divorced. 836 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,340 You told me recently that it was like a year 837 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,841 since we sat down. 838 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,677 Just goes to show you what being part of the Illuminati 839 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:40,764 and the Jewish elite of Hollywood can do for you. 840 00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:41,973 -It's amazing. -Yeah. 841 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,767 I can't believe I got in under the wire. 842 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,685 You did. We got-- We took you. 843 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,189 We needed a guitar player. 844 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:51,817 That's the one thing-- I feel like my guitar playing 845 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,151 will save me... 846 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:54,694 In the upcoming race wars? 847 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,655 -Yeah. -Yeah, you'll be fine. 848 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:04,788 I'm drenched. 849 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,128 Next tour I need lighter fabric suits. 850 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,630 Linen, all linen. It's gonna be the linen tour. 851 00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:16,883 Did you ever think when we got married you'd be doing this? 852 00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:18,677 Honestly? 853 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,137 Yes, honestly. 854 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,349 You're like, "I didn't think we would last." 855 00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:25,684 Hold on. Wait. 856 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:28,478 Danny, wait. I fucked it up. 857 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,522 Why do you think I can't do it? 858 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,649 Shit. 859 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,987 It's this one. This one. 860 00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,156 Thank you, Bell House. 861 00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:50,625 So. 862 00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,502 Why do anything? 863 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,267 When I ask what you want 864 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,727 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 865 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:34,729 When I ask what you want 866 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,147 Um... 867 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,608 Please don't say, "Whatever you want" 868 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,486 When I ask what you want 869 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:44,614 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 870 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:47,450 When I ask what you want How about this? 871 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:49,953 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 872 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,914 When I ask what you want 873 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,375 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 874 00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,586 When I ask what you want 875 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,339 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 876 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:04,342 When I ask what you want 877 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:07,137 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 878 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:10,098 When I ask what you want 879 00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:12,851 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 880 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,895 When I ask what you want 881 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,274 Just don't say, "Whatever you want" 882 00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:21,609 When I ask what you want 883 00:55:27,949 --> 00:55:29,659 'Cause I'll eat fuckin' anything.