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And to think we could've been friends.
We got a pulse.
What about the two elder people?
Deceased.
We find the defendant,
Rebecca Thomas, guilty of murdering the first degree
of Mr. and Mrs. Ashford,
and guilty in the attempted murder of Greg and Joy Lawson.
Rebecca Thomas, you are hereby sentenced
to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
You will be immediately taken
to the Harris County Psychiatric Center
for evaluation and treatment.
Show time.
Hm, you look so good.
Thank you.
Hm, mm.
Hmm.
Oh, I'm coming.
Oh my God.
Yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
I hope you get the help you need
and the care of the state.
Bam, what you got all right.
Girl, you better be glad no other guard
was on duty last night.
Shh.
The way your ass was screaming.
Shit, is the dick that good?
All right, let me put it to you this way.
If I got released out here tomorrow, I'd find a way back in.
Damn, okay.
You're set again.
Here we go.
Feel him.
All right, you're getting good at this girl.
Thank you, I have a good teacher.
You learn fast.
Here we go, here we go.
Hi, B-b-Becky.
What did I say about speaking to me?
Just wanted t-t-to tell you
that I c-c-cleaned your room
and I gave you a e-e-extra pillow.
And I heard that you do f-f-favors
for the Nickel bars.
Hmm.
Maybe I do
but I went so much as flick your balls,
if you gave me the entire fucking Hershey's factory.
Get the fuck away from me.
Go on, that's not hot.
Okay.
Girl, I wonder who's spreading these rumors about me.
Oh, I don't know.
You know these gossipy ass bitches around here,
can't trust them.
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, hey?
Girl, I guess I'm gonna have to find a new spades partner.
Well, you know, since I am leaving and all,
I guess there's no harm in being real with you.
You know, Jerome may like to plow the snow every once
in a while, but he has
a whole lot more fun playing around in the mud.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
It means, hm, I'm about to take a big old ass fight out
of your chocolate bar.
No, you're not leaving with my man.
Jerome, Jerome, how could you do this to me?
Leave me for that fucking bitch.
Come back here, come back here.
I'm gonna fucking kill both of you.
And just like a house of cards, he's gone.
I'm gonna kill them both.
From in here?
You are fucking crazy.
Don't fucking call me crazy.
If you're not crazy, why am I dead?
Come one step closer and I'll fucking kill you.
Can I come in?
No, get the fuck out of my room.
I k-k-know where Officer Ellen is.
Yeah, they transferred him.
You're j-j-just like all of the rest of them.
The rest of them?
Every six months, Officer Snicker bar, Officer Allen,
pick someone he likes, has them transferred
to a floor where he can have them all to himself.
S-s-sound familiar?
Yeah, he actually transferred me
from the second floor to this floor.
And j-j-just like all the others,
then n-n-now that he's done with you,
he's m-m-moved on to the next one.
Harriet?
Yeah, how did you know?
Let me guess, now that he's gone, you think I'd fuck you?
W-W-Why not?
The girls got to g-g-get d-d-dick somewhere.
What was I thinking?
You are right, come here.
I am.
Give me that DayPay,
there's nothing a mouthful of nuts.
Y-y-you really want it?
Hm-mm.
When was the l-l-last time you were p-p-pleased?
How about right now?
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Hm.
Oh.
Oh, don't stop.
Almost there.
Don't stop, shit.
Becky, no, Becky.
♪ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ♪
God is good.
All the time.
And all the time.
God is good.
It is great to see you beautiful people here
on a Sunday morning.
And I ain't the one to gossip,
but it looks like
some of y'all spent y'all Saturday night very eventful.
And by eventful, I mean sinful.
But you got up,
you got yourself out of bed,
and you came here looking
for a little grace, a little mercy,
hoping that I can wipe your slate clean.
But,
church I can't do that.
I can't wipe your slate clean.
Please tell me you guys didn't have another one
of those nights again.
No.
Why would you say that?
Because every time he gives this,
"God forgives my sin speech",
that means another who
is gonna walk through them church doors costing us money.
So in preparation of today's sermon,
I wanted to talk to you.
I don't mean to interrupt you.
Baby, it's okay.
Yes, I got this.
Good morning, church family.
Good morning, pastor.
A few weeks ago, Pastor Johnson
and I received a notice that your lives were in danger.
Now I don't mean your physical lives,
but your spiritual lives.
We received a notice from the mayor's office
that this church, your home,
was being put under imminent domain and would be destroyed.
Now, as a result of that,
your pastor, my husband,
has decided to save this church
and save the good people of this city
by running for Mayor of Houston, Texas.
Yes.
To the next Mayor of Houston, Pastor Isaiah Johnson.
Woo.
Now remember,
a vote for Pastor Johnson is a vote for God.
Amen.
Yes.
How are we looking on those collections?
We're not gonna win an election getting $5 at a time.
We'll find a way, have faith brother.
Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but I had another one come visit the church yesterday.
Another one?
Yeah.
How much?
15 G's.
Shit.
Come on man, how many hoes you got?
Come on, dog, you know how it is.
Talk about, you know it would've been much cheaper
to hire escorts, right?
Crazy things you do for love.
Get it together.
I got you, I got you.
Starting to get the church rush, hurry up.
I'm moving as fast as I can, Melvin, okay.
What happened to you?
You used to be such a hard worker.
It's my eighth straight day in a row, Melvin, I'm tired.
Well get some more rest when you're at home.
I live in a shelter.
Okay, it's kids, dogs, addicts.
It's noisy 24/7.
You need to get your own place.
You pay me minimum wage okay?
I can't afford my own place.
Who can afford their own place on minimum wage?
What is the real deal with you?
What are you talking about?
I mean, look at you.
You're slinging hash, you should be slinging
that ass on a pole.
Oh, okay.
You know what?
That might actually be an option at this rate,
okay, so let's go.
Well, you're gonna have to start slinging
that hash a little faster.
Door.
Pastor Johnson, first lady, so good to see you.
Yes, yes.
Listen, I need you to know you've got my vote.
Okay.
Got my kids vote and my late husband vote too.
I appreciate it, sister Brown.
Yeah.
Let's not count your late husband's vote.
Why not?
He's always with me,
I include him in everything that I do.
You understand me?
Hm-mm.
He's actually one of the reasons why Biden won in 2020.
All right, I see y'all.
- All right, sister Brown. - All right, take it easy.
I want whatever she on.
Don't do that.
You must be Pastor Johnson?
Ah, you know me?
Yeah, who else will be wearing a nice two piece suit
in a dive like this?
Also, I saw you on YouTube.
Okay, all right, well, you know, I'll try to look my best,
especially when I'm eating at what I hear
is one of the best breakfast joints in town.
Thank you.
Can I show you to your table?
Oh, please.
Great, right this way.
♪ Going your way ♪
♪ Rest up if you must ♪
♪ But don't you quit ♪
♪ For tomorrow is a better day ♪
♪ You gotta keep movin' ♪
Yeah, and this must be your lovely first lady?
He's first and only, thank you.
The people of the congregation have been talking
this place up since you opened last year.
I sure hope the food is better than the decor.
You're gonna love it.
Now, what can I get you this morning?
I think we'll have everything,
the eggs, the bacon, the sausage, the pancakes,
and two orange juices.
Great.
One mag of breakfast coming right up.
I hope we don't fuck around and get food poisoning.
Smile baby.
I don't want them to see the look
of disdain on your face okay?
Why not?
This place is disgusting.
Look, I'm trying to win an election, okay?
Hey look, I need the congregation,
I need the neighborhood, everybody to know
that we shop where they shop.
We eat where they eat
even though we don't live where they live.
And I don't know how these people live
in a neighborhood like this.
You just keep smiling, okay?
I lose this damn election if people know how you felt.
Wow.
This election is bringing out the best in you.
I'm sorry baby.
Look, I got something for you.
Happy anniversary.
Oh, this beautiful, babe.
Well, why are you giving this to me now?
Our anniversary isn't until Saturday.
Well, I was thinking you need to see it now
so you can go pick something out to wear with it.
What?
Do you think, we'll make it another five years?
Wouldn't we?
Because I seen your face
when the doctor gave us the news.
And the glamorous glam slam, it's now served.
Can I get you anything else?
And you too?
Seems like the food isn't the only dish on the table.
I think we're good thanks.
Okay, well, enjoy.
Well, that looks tasty.
Yeah, and it looks off the menu.
Eat your food, Kim.
♪ Just begun ♪
♪ Yeah we just begun ♪
♪ Say you got another one ♪
- I told you. - Hm-mm.
Okay, how was everything?
Oh my God, I must have gained five pounds.
The best breakfast I've eaten in my life.
Oh, great.
Your waitress will be right with you.
Thank you.
11.
What?
11 Lounge, that's where I would like
to go for our anniversary.
Something wrong?
Look, baby 11 Lounge sounds like a great place to go,
but, nah, I think we need to take a pause on this.
You know, life started we live in
just until after the election.
What happened?
One of them came by the church,
she asked for 15K to keep quiet.
So our fun has to stop because you wanna be mayor?
Stop, just pause you know?
What's the point in having all this fucking power
if I can't have a pussy?
So how did we enjoy everything?
Absolutely phenomenal.
Would love to give thanks to the chef,
could you call him out?
Sure, just a second.
Becky.
I'm just kidding, it's me I'm Becky.
Oh.
Oh, you cook that?
Every bit of it.
Oh, but wait, wait till you try my coffee, just...
Hmm.
What?
I got a idea for our anniversary,
a nice candle of dinner, right,
low profile no debauchery, just me and you.
Baby, you forgot you burned cornflakes.
I know, but Becky doesn't.
The waitress?
Yes.
Oh, hell no.
Why not?
You could sit your horny ass down somewhere, okay.
We'd just lost 15K.
I mean control your libido or something, good, God.
Really?
Here I am thinking of a nice evening with my husband
and you think I wanna sleep with somebody?
Fine.
Hey, I am sorry, okay?
I just, I thought maybe you would.
Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
I would love to have a beautiful dinner with my wife.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What if she says no, though?
She won't.
Hmm.
Becky, you gonna put Starbucks out of business now.
Stop, you're too kind.
Well, speaking of business,
this Saturday, we are celebrating
our fifth year anniversary.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you, and we were thinking
of having a nice candlelit dinner at our house.
Well, that's sweet.
But the only problem is neither one of us knows
how to cook.
I know how to cook.
- You do. - I do.
Okay, well name your price?
Oh, you're too cute, I do it for free.
Ugh, I would do you for free.
I'm sorry?
I meant that I would let you do it for free,
but we have to pay you something.
Okay, how about $500?
That would include the food, the prep, everything.
Yeah?
Can I see your phone?
Sure.
All right, this is my number.
You and I will be working very, very close
to arrange this wonderful evening with my husband.
Okay, I'll call you?
Please.
Thank you.
♪ God came and he released me ♪
♪ I got that living water flowing out my belly ♪
Very, very close?
Kim, keep this shit professional.
Don't I always?
♪ I'm no longer a child ♪
♪ I've grown up now ♪
Hm, it's good.
You heard what I said?
♪ I'm no longer the same ♪
♪ He called me by name ♪
♪ Gave me joy for all my mourning ♪
♪ This is the day that the Lord has made ♪
♪ I will rejoice and be glad in it ♪
♪ And I'll rejoice rejoice and rejoice again ♪
♪ God pulled me out of the grave ♪
♪ Gave me a sound mind with a lot to say ♪
♪ I will rejoice rejoice and rejoice again ♪
♪ I won't be afraid ♪
♪ But I'll call on Jesus name ♪
♪ I will rejoice rejoice and rejoice again ♪
It sure looks like I'm done.
How you enjoying the pool so far?
Oh, son, you know black people can't swim.
This pool is for the misses, happy wife, happy life.
You remember that?
Yes, sir.
Well, you know, if you ever need any lessons,
you can always let me know,
plus I can always use the extra money.
All right, I just might do that.
So how often does the pool need to be cleaned?
Well, it usually depends on the usage
but your wife has me scheduled weekly.
Okay, cool.
All right, come on I'll walk you out.
All right.
♪ I can't say that it was painless ♪
♪ But it's the best thing that's ever happened ♪
All right, so same time next week, yeah?
Yes, sir.
All right.
Oh.
Good morning.
Good morning, Trevor?
- Becky. - Okay.
And please, come on.
Thank you.
♪ I've grown up now ♪
♪ I left the old things behind ♪
Trevor, thank you.
♪ Left the old things, left the old things ♪
♪ Let the old things ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Hey?
Yeah, my bad, sorry.
- Take care. - Bye.
You're a day early then there's not till tomorrow.
I know, but food prep has to be done a day ahead of time.
I cleared everything with your wife, is she here?
No, she's actually on her morning jog.
Okay.
Okay, I'll wait outside till she gets back.
Becky?
Yes?
That's rude to me, come on in.
Are you sure?
Because I know how this could look.
Yeah, and I ain't trying to get me too,
but I can't have you waiting outside.
The kitchen's right there, I'll take these in.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I really don't like it here ♪
♪ And feels like I fit in no where ♪
♪ Lord it's a struggle living in ♪
♪ This unforgiving world ♪
♪ Low key I be empty, and people ♪
♪ Don't make it no better ♪
♪ Lord it's not easy ♪
This dinner must really mean a lot to your wife?
It better be important,
five year anniversary.
Is that like a particular milestone or?
She's texted me five times a day for five days in a row.
- Wow, for real? - Yeah.
For what?
She just was very insistent
and she kept saying, "Make sure you're here.
Make sure you're here."
That's just Kim, you know?
Wow, you know when she gets her mind on someone,
I mean something you know?
She won't stop until she gets it.
♪ I'm coming to you now ♪
Hey.
Oh, aw.
Well, Becky, you all right?
- Oof. - You okay?
- Oh, you startled me. - Let me take a look at it.
Ooh, you need a bandage?
I have a first aid kit in my bathroom.
♪ I need you lord ♪
♪ Do you feel me Lord ♪
Another 15K, I'm telling you.
♪ Here I am crying out to you
Okay, have a seat right here.
Okay.
♪ I really need you now ♪
Let's just keep some pressure on it.
Okay?
And once it stops bleeding, I'll put the bandage on it.
Okay.
Okay, let's see.
Ooh.
It's pretty deep.
You may wanna have your husband
or your boyfriend take you to urgent care.
I'll be fine, it's just me anyway.
Well, who needs a man anyway, right?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
♪ Hear my hearts cry oh Lord ♪
I don't hear any kids?
That's because we don't have any.
Why such a big house then?
Isaiah bought me this house five years ago,
it was a wedding gift.
The plan was to fill the house with kids.
Hmm.
And?
About a week or so ago,
I found out that I can't have kids.
I am so sorry.
You know what they say though, love conquers all.
Well, whoever they is lied,
and whoever they are could probably have kids.
So what are you gonna do?
I don't know.
I kind of wish I knew I was broken
before I married him.
You are not broken.
What is a woman that can't have kids
if she's not broken?
Have you considered adoption?
Yeah, I have.
I mean, I will take a kid any, any way I can
and I brought it up to Isaiah.
You wanna know what he said?
What?
"I don't want someone else's mistake,
I want my own kid."
I do not mean to lay this on you,
you are here to prepare a meal,
and I don't want to involve you in our drama.
No, no, no, no.
We all need someone to talk to sometimes, all right?
Even if it is just a complete stranger.
We're not strangers anymore.
I'll meet you in the kitchen, yeah.
Okay.
Are you giving off lesbian vibes?
I don't, maybe.
No.
Come Easter Sunday, Pastor Jackson,
I want every seat in that church filled, you hear me?
You can count on it,
I'd have the whole church praise in your name.
Hm-mm.
Hey, that new car I saw out front,
is that where all my money went?
I do have a generous congregation
but, yes, the car and the new AC unit.
When I win this election, you'll be driving 10 Cadillac's.
Hmm?
Tell me something, yeah,
why would you spend $5 million for a job
that only pays a 150,000 a year?
Well, we don't do it with money under the table anymore.
It's about power, influence,
and connections that will reap benefits,
long after I'm out of office.
That it?
Yes, my speech?
Let me see it.
Can't have you saying anything I don't approve of.
Aren't you even gonna read it?
No need, check your email.
Can't have you up on that podium
on some spiritual negro tangent,
and make sure when you say the words
that you fucking mean them.
I always do.
I know.
Susan, you need to get that.
Now, I keep my promise, you keep yours.
When you win, you make sure you zone Pastor Johnson's church
for commercial use only.
Tired of that nigger stealing people
from my congregation every Sunday.
Hell, I can barely pay for my mansion.
Oh, well, how you doing, Pastor Jackson?
Well, you tell me how I'm doing,
got any dirt on Pastor Johnson?
Not yet, sir, but I'm working on it.
Mm-mm.
Well, I'll leave you two to do whatever
it is you white people do when you setting those niggers up.
Hm?
Good day, gentlemen.
Anything?
Nothing yet.
All right, dinner is served, where's Pastor Jackson?
He had to leave.
Oh, I was looking forward to having dinner with him.
What's for dinner?
You weren't invited.
Well, he is now.
Smells good.
I'll go wash my hands, see you at the dinner table.
What is the grave digger doing here?
We have business to discuss.
That man has one job,
and that is to dig up info on people,
and I hope you didn't bring him here
to find something on Isaiah.
Isaiah is trying to take my job.
Well, you're trying to take his church.
You know, if you care about Isaiah so much,
why the fuck did you marry me?
I ask myself that every day.
Oh, good question.
Something smells delicious.
You two look stunning.
You think so?
Oh, absolutely, I wish I could pull that dress off.
Well, if you're lucky, I'll let you.
You're silly.
Please,
please, yes.
♪ It just got sweeter ♪
♪ Finish all the words ♪
♪ Hear me when I hurt ♪
All right.
Thank you, baby.
Hm-mm.
Is that what I think it is?
If you're thinking it's gumbo, then absolutely.
Ecclesiastes 9:7,
"Go eat your food with gladness."
With that being said, I'm not counting carbs tonight.
Come on over, let's pray for this food.
- Oh. - Excuse me.
Lord, I thank you for this food
that we're about to receive
and I thank you for the chef that prepared it,
who's been nothing but a blessing to this house.
But more importantly, I wanna say thank you for my wife,
my loving beautiful wife of five years
and I can't wait for anymore.
Amen, amen, amen.
Let's eat.
Eat.
♪ You're love is so cool ♪
♪ You're love is so ♪
♪ True ♪
♪ So true ♪
♪ You're love is ♪
♪ Woo woo woo yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Woo woo, yeah, you're love so true ♪
♪ True ♪
♪ This should be easy but ♪
♪ Having a hard time expressing feelings ♪
♪ And speaking on my mind ♪
♪ I wanna let you know you got me open ♪
♪ Boy I'm in love with you ♪
♪ When it's about time, I show it ♪
♪ Nobody's supposed to be here ♪
♪ But with you, I have no fear ♪
♪ I'll give everything to you ♪
♪ Cause your love is so true ♪
♪ Yeah your love ♪
♪ I only want you ♪
♪ Your love is so true baby ♪
♪ So true ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Your love is ♪
I hope you save room for my fabulous king cake.
No, no, I cannot take another bite.
I didn't even have a belly when I sat down.
Okay, stop, your body is like...
Like what?
Perfect.
Stop, I wanted her to tell me.
Alexa, play something romantic.
Yeah.
Ooh-ooh.
♪ We made a mess on my dress ♪
Okay, you two have fun, I'm gonna clean.
No, no, Becky, wait Becky, Becky, join us,
you're our new best friend.
Okay.
Ms. Johnson, I really have a lot of cleaning to do.
Oh, my name is Kim and
just dance with us.
Baby, think you have too much to drink.
Don't tell me I have too much to drink, just bang it.
Ooh.
Ms. Kim, I really don't think that we should.
Shh, shh, shh, just relax, relax, relax.
I really have a lot of dishes to do.
Baby, Becky has.
- No this feels right. - Dishes to do.
Becky, finish it up.
Okay, thank you.
Such a party pooper.
Look, I thought you said we weren't doing this shit.
No, only you said that, not me.
Come on, baby, just one last night of fun.
She likes you and I like her.
No, we can't.
Come on baby, just look at her,
ivory skin, blonde hair and her curvaceous ass.
She reminds me of Susan, don't she?
And look, I said no.
Now stop because you embarrassing yourself.
I'm embarrassing me.
Fuck you Isaiah, okay.
And happy anniversary,
and maybe we'll have another one.
Don't help me.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine.
Becky, you'll be up till three
in the morning, cleaning all this up,
we got a guest room down the hall.
Why don't you take that
and we'll settle this in the morning.
Okay, thank you.
Are you sure everything's okay?
Yeah, yeah.
You just remind me of somebody I used to be in love with.
I was just thinking the same thing,
you also remind me of someone I used to be in love with.
You know what?
I'm gonna go make out with my wife.
Goodnight, Becky.
Goodnight, Isaiah.
I don't wanna fight on our anniversary.
I didn't mean what I said.
Yeah, you did.
I'm too drunk to have this conversation.
Can we just fuck, please.
Hey, wait, you don't wanna talk about it?
No.
We can talk about it after, okay.
♪ Nobody was ever ready to answer ♪
♪ How many licks it took to get to the center of ♪
♪ Well, you know what I'm talking about ♪
♪ Listen ♪
♪ Splish splash ♪
♪ You think I'm taking a bath the way your ♪
♪ Tux going on why you crypt the abs ♪
♪ I think will fuck up the majesty gonna last ♪
♪ If you cool with that when you have a blast and die ♪
♪ I'll let you in, I'll be your 10 ♪
♪ Oooh ♪
♪ Can be innocent ♪
♪ I think I find the winter ♪
♪ How many licks of days of here ♪
♪ Give the condom maker ♪
♪ Make it rain I'll better ♪
♪ Make you wonder tone ♪
♪ And how many licks it takes we'll get there ♪
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
♪ Make it rain I'll better come ♪
♪ Makes you wonder what tongue it wants ♪
Good morning.
Good morning, Isaiah.
Hey, look about last night?
Something smells good.
Good morning, Ms. Johnson.
Okay, stop with the Mrs. Johnson shit okay.
My name is Kim, and I have a headache.
I'm way ahead of you.
Ooh.
Oh, thank you.
Of course.
I made you breakfast, free of charge of course.
It's just my way of saying thank you
for letting me spend the night.
I hope I didn't make an ass of myself last night.
Not a complete ass.
You two enjoy breakfast, I'm gonna go change.
You don't have to worry about changing,
you can keep the clothe.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Thank you.
Hey, look, I was thinking
maybe we should hire Becky full time.
No.
What, I thought you liked her?
And that's why I'm saying no,
I don't need that type of temptation around this house.
I understand.
I think this is everything,
thank y'all so much again, it was a pleasure.
So how much we owe you?
$500, like we agreed.
What's your cash app?
I don't have one set up yet,
but I'll take cash if that's okay?
Cash?
Girl nobody carries cash except drug dealers and strippers.
Kim.
I just got out of a pretty bad relationship
and I haven't gotten to get my banking information straight,
so...
Okay, well, let me finish my coffee,
I'll change clothes and I'll go and grab you some cash.
Thank you.
How'd you get here?
I took a car.
Okay, I'll take you home, where do you live?
You don't have to do that.
I insist, where do you live?
- Mm, I live at St. - Mary's Mission downtown.
The Mission?
Girl, are you homeless?
Oh, when you say it like that, it sounds bad.
I hope I don't regret this.
My husband was thinking
that maybe we could offer you a position here
and if you accept, we could give you a place to stay.
God says everything happens for a reason
and with me running for mayor,
we're definitely gonna need help around here.
You two really don't have to do that.
We're Christians, we help people.
So how about a room and board in 2K a month?
Sounds like you got yourself a Becky.
Well done.
Well, welcome to our humble home.
More coffee?
Yes, and clean my room next.
Kidding, just kidding.
You're so cute.
So are you.
♪ Now I've got vision where I once was blind ♪
♪ God came and he released me ♪
♪ I got that living water flowing out my belly ♪
♪ It took some time but now I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm no longer a child ♪
♪ I've grown up now ♪
♪ I left the old things behind ♪
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, Isaiah.
♪ I'm no longer the same ♪
When are you gonna let me do my job?
What you mean?
♪ Gave me joy for all my mourning ♪
♪ This is the day that the Lord has made ♪
♪ I will rejoice and be glad in it ♪
♪ And I'll rejoice rejoice and rejoice again ♪
That's my job.
Through laziness, they wrapped the sack
because of idle hands, the house leaks.
I'm just trying to do my part.
I appreciate it.
♪ I won't be afraid ♪
♪ But I'll call on Jesus name ♪
It's like that dude's taking pictures of us.
Yeah, the truck's been here the past few days.
Oh, wait here.
Yo?
Hey?
Who is she?
I don't know, saw the pool boy exiting
the house earlier that day.
Asked him her name, he said it was Becky.
Becky, what?
He didn't know, just says she's been a live-in maid
for the last few months now.
He's fucking her.
What makes you say that?
Because I had a maid who resembled her once
and I fucked her within the month.
Post them.
But Mr. White, they're just pictures.
You're right, put a catchy tag line,
send it and let the people draw their own conclusion.
Yeah.
"When black God answers your white woman prayers,"
"this is what he sends you."
Nice.
They don't call me a grave digger for nothing,
sent.
Great, now let's sit back and watch the fallout.
Susan?
Isaiah.
What are you doing calling me?
Look, you know we can't be talking anymore.
You need to be careful.
Why?
Jake has somebody watching you.
That makes sense, that dudes taking photos
of me the other day.
Thanks a lot.
How you doing?
Missing you.
I miss you too.
I know I shouldn't ask, but.
Look, look, look, whatever it is just don't, okay?
This little escapade we've been having
for the past three years to,
look, it gotta stop.
I told Kim I wouldn't see you again.
I understand.
Isaiah?
Yeah?
I love you.
Yeah.
Your shake sir.
Becky, this is delicious.
You are a blessing, you know that, right?
Have you seen this?
This is what she was talking about.
She, she who?
Susan.
Susan?
The woman that almost ruined our marriage,
the fuck are you talking to her for?
Look, she called me okay, I didn't call her.
For what?
To tell me about this.
Give me my phone.
The next time she call you,
tell her it's gonna be a problem.
Oh shit.
- What? - What?
It is the church, they are lighting me up.
Look at the comments.
Everybody thinks you're plowing the snow.
Oh my God.
What you know about that?
Girl, this ain't my first rodeo with a black man.
Mm.
Sound like you had a lot of black in you.
Look, ladies, ladies, come on now, this is serious.
What are we gonna do?
Off topic, sorry, has anyone seen my wallet?
I can't find it.
So what's the last place you left it?
My dresser, I always leave it on my dresser.
Maybe the pool boy stole it?
Trevor?
No, no, Trevor's a nice guy, he wouldn't steal my wallet.
Was it anything important in it?
A few dollars but I.
Look Becky, Becky,
we will worry about that little wallet later, okay?
We got bigger problems, this is about the election.
Come on, Kim, think.
Do you think that this thing with Becky
is gonna work tomorrow at church?
It has to.
Isaiah, what are you doing?
Kissing my wife.
Stop.
Baby, look, we haven't had sex
in three months, since the anniversary.
What's going on?
I don't think I'm the woman for you, Isaiah.
Why?
Because you can't have kids?
Yes.
A marriage is not whole without kids.
Baby, there are plenty women who can't have kids,
but they don't neglect their husband.
All this, that, and everything,
you're still talking to Susan.
What, I don't talk to Susan anymore.
Well, I can't forget what happened,
you two were in a relationship for years.
Yeah, that's why I agreed to all this scissor and shit.
Look, we agreed
for you to do your little desires, get them all out.
You know, all your little animalistic shit.
If you would forget about my one fuck up.
Well, I can't forget.
I can't.
What is the difference between the one thing I did
and the thing that you do every weekend?
The difference?
The difference is when I am with these women,
it's a one night stand.
A lick and leave, Susan was a stick and stay.
Look, we gonna have to figure this shit out, okay?
Because I'm a man and I got needs.
My emotions are never in the room
when I'm with other women.
But when I'm with you,
I feel like Susan is here every time we fuck.
Oh my God.
God is good,
all the time.
And all the time, God is good.
Pastor Johnson, the church feels you
have some explaining to do today.
Explaining to who?
You?
Or maybe you?
Oh, no, no, no, it's definitely you.
I'm confused that, did any of y'all floating here today?
Did anyone take one fish and feed a whole village?
Mayor White is here today
to witness what he thinks is my downfall,
but little does he know I have nowhere to fall from.
There were pictures posted on social media,
but they were there to fool you.
To fool you and to believing
that I would trade my sunny skies
to play in some snow.
I've always kept it 100 with you
but more, importantly, I keep it 100 with God.
And I'm a sinner,
I am.
But I did not sin with that white woman.
There she go, that's that heifer pastor
was hugged up with on the internet.
That Jezebel done showed up to the church.
I'm here to testify.
God is good all the time.
What do you see when you look at me?
I can tell you what you don't see,
you don't see me at eight years old,
abandoned, scared,
being taken away to an abusive foster home.
Or at 10
while I sit there crying,
watching my foster father beat my foster mother.
No, what you see is a shell of a woman,
filled with broken pieces.
But you know what God sees?
God sees me as one of his children.
This wonderful couple, Pastor Isaiah Johnson
and First Lady Johnson, I mean Kim,
they didn't judge me when I needed help.
When I was homeless, living in the Mission.
No, they took me in.
They knew the rumors would start and that heads would turn
but you know what they said to me?
They said, "We don't judge because that's God's job."
Thank you.
In closing church, stop judging
and start praying.
Start praying.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day, I hope I can count on your vote.
Yeah, you definitely can, a vote of no.
Have a nice day, I hope I can count on your vote.
Talk about putting your head in the mouth of a lion.
Now what do he say, Pastor,
should we kick his ass out?
No, everybody is welcome in the house of the Lord.
I'll catch up with you in a few.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, I thought I'd show up today and see nobody.
Oh, you did, huh?
I'm headed to the store,
is there anything special you'd like for dinner tonight?
Baked chicken.
Yeah, that's always good on Sundays.
Absolutely.
You know that was spectacular what you did up there,
saving his ass like that.
If you're ever looking for a real job
with a real man,
come see me.
I'll see you at home Isaiah.
All right.
Isaiah, that's so personal.
Tell me, between you and me, how is she?
Or should I be asking your wife that question?
Why aren't you ask your wife does she miss me
and what a real nigger.
That would hurt if you were the only one
but she is still a BBC slut so.
Yeah, whatever man, look,
that little stunt you pulled didn't work.
I score baby, I'm up 70.
Still trying to get back at me for a football game
that happened 20 years ago.
Yeah, because that football game changed my life.
Okay?
Sir, it means of 45 minutes.
I'll be right there.
Look, Isaiah, there's a lot of fuckery between us,
you, my wife, football games
but to me, nothing supersedes politics.
Can we sit down for a meeting?
Oh, fuck are you crazy?
A meeting for what?
Well, when you lose,
and I mean, come on, you will lose.
This church is gonna turn into a parking lot
by what we call "Imminent domain."
But perhaps we can come to a peaceful,
practical resolution.
I'm not gonna lose motherfucker.
You're down by 15 points in the polls,
are you sure you wanna bet your church's life on that?
Fuck you, Jake.
I should let the diking whoop your ass.
I'll see you next Sunday, God is good,
All the time.
Come on.
Feel like some soul food.
Wanna stir like this?
Okay, so, yeah, no.
Can you show me?
Yes, of course, of course.
Okay, so here, just, yeah, there
and then take it slow and.
Oooh.
Slow, okay, scoop in it.
Yeah, there you go.
Your hands are soft.
Oh, thank you.
What are you doing here?
What?
You're just stunning,
your hair,
your body.
Shh, shh, shh.
I'll teach you.
I said no, okay.
Really?
Let me see,
your name is Rebecca Thomas.
I don't, I don't know anybody by that name.
Hmm, you escaped from a mental hospital a year ago,
you wanted for murder and attempted murder.
Should I continue?
And what are you gonna do with that?
Who else knows?
Oh, baby, your secret's safe with me.
How did you find out?
I ran the social security number
that you gave me to pay your taxes.
It didn't match Rebecca Williams,
now put the knife down before I take it
and ruin that pretty little face.
So what, a wrong social security number.
That doesn't prove anything.
Do you remember that wallet of yours that went missing?
You stole that?
I had to find out who you were.
There was no ID in there.
I have a very good friend at Houston PD,
that's just saying an intimate relationship.
I told her that I found your wallet at the grocery store,
I put $3,000 in it so it didn't look suspicious.
Gave it to her, had her run prints on it
so we could see if it was in the system,
so I could return and do the right thing.
And guess whose name popped up?
I have a black belt in Kung Fu bitch.
Now, let's see what happens when crazy meets crazy.
I'm not crazy.
Well, I am.
Get up.
Shall we dance again?
I don't want to kill you.
Well, let's get the bullshit and killing out the way.
Please don't kill me.
So you do know what fear is?
That's good.
You are one crazy bitch.
Yeah.
Well, at least I own my crazy.
Wait, you're protecting me?
Why?
Well, I got plans for you, Rebecca Thomas.
You're gonna give me what I want,
when I want it, and how I want it.
And in return, I'll give you what you want,
including protection.
Okay, well, what is it that you want?
I'm glad you asked.
Right now,
I want you.
Well, this is new.
Corinthians 10:13 says,
"God provides a way to endure temptation.
Temptation arises from our desires leading to sin
and ultimately death, if not resisted."
How's that sound?
Sounds good.
Is there anything else I can get for you?
No, that'll be all Becky.
Okay.
God.
Now I see why you're talking about temptation,
is it me or does she remind you of Susan?
Why?
Because she white?
Yeah, and she fine as hell.
You hitting that?
Well, I tell you, if Kim don't start putting out,
I may have to.
You and Kim still having problems?
She's still tripping over that kid's stuff
and bringing up Susan bro, it's just...
I mean, what do you expect?
I mean, you did have a full blown relationship
with her for three years of your marriage.
Listen, I'm your boy,
so I'm gonna tell you like it is.
You two fucking every bitch in town,
both of you guys wanting children, but you can't have them.
And the ghost of Susan haunting y'all's relationship,
may be time for you two to move on.
Hmm.
Yeah.
After this election, win or lose,
I'm gonna do some serious soul searching.
Your 18 points down from Jake,
why are you even stealing the election?
Don't you get it?
I can't let him take anything else away from me.
Come on man, let it go.
You want my two cents?
Go ahead, give me your two cents.
Drop out of the race, wait to get the money
from the seller of the church,
go get Susan and go be fucking happy.
That may sound like a plan.
Hey, you ready?
I'm gonna send Isaiah down here in a minute.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Yes.
I haven't been more sure of anything in my life.
What if I make a complete fool of myself
and he rejects me?
One thing I know about Isaiah, he's not gay
and he hasn't dipped his stick
in anything wet in over three months.
So trust me, he's ready.
Okay, I'm trusting you.
Good girl.
I know what I'm doing.
Oh, don't forget to wear that perfume I bought you,
it's what his ex Susan used to wear.
Okay.
Hey, can you take these to Becky's room?
Yeah, sure, whose shirt is this?
That's not yours?
I ain't wore Larson's College.
That's probably the pool boy because you fucking him.
Oh, that's right, the day you got here early,
I had to get him out of here.
Yeah, oh, so you fucking the pool boy,
because you damn sure ain't fucking me.
Really?
I don't cheat with dick,
he probably left it when he cleaned the pool.
Here, can you take this to Becky?
Hey Becky, I got your towels.
Put that on the bed please, thank you.
All right.
Lord Jesus, help me.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good I'll just,
I gotta do my lesson for the church,
that bikini is small.
Oh, do you like it?
Tiny.
I guess it is.
I'm get up out of here.
Wait, wait a second, do you mind tying this for me?
It's just right here, just right here.
You smell good.
You like my perfume?
Susan?
Huh?
You smell like Susan.
♪ 808, 808 ♪
♪ I can make my ass jump like an 808 ♪
♪ Like an 808 ♪
♪ I can make heart take an 808 ♪
Oooh.
You smell like her too.
Oh yeah?
♪ Like an 808 ♪
♪ Yeah, it's like we might use you ♪
♪ And you're not in my bed I don't understand, yeah ♪
♪ Boy you could tone me, use me ♪
♪ And I'll be your fav
♪ Hugging you but not at the same time ♪
♪ Sound like you need a way ♪
It's been so long.
What's been so long?
So long since I touched a woman.
♪ Something like an 808
You mean like this?
♪ Like an 808 ♪
♪ Yeah, I can make your whole world shake it like an 808 ♪
♪ Make my heart jump like an 808 ♪
Well, that was a fantastic meal,
I really appreciate it, Kim.
Well, you can give credit to Becky,
she's the one that prepared it.
Becky, you are a great cook.
Thank you so much, I really appreciate that first lady.
Why the fuck is she in my house?
I get it, hey, I'm sorry we had a busy day.
I probably could have had better communication,
I know that.
And I understand why you're upset,
I mean, our spouses were fucking each other,
and your husband is trying to unsuccessfully take my job
and you're about to lose your church.
I mean, pfft, it's a lot
but there's something bigger at play,
and I'd like to make your husband an offer.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, even after knowing that he fucked your wife?
Excuse me, I'm more than somebody he just fucked.
Shut up talking to me.
Don't disrespect me.
I would love to sit here and entertain this bullshit,
but I just had to sit here through dinner,
looking at that face without throwing up.
So, you three figure it out.
I'm done.
♪ You so pretty ♪
♪ Oooh ♪
♪ Put your whole damn body on ice ♪
♪ I'm about to get in, yeah ♪
So, look, you're behind by 18 points in the election
but anything can happen and I don't wanna take that chance.
I mean, one minute your head by a mile,
the next you lose by a nose.
You know what I mean?
Okay, no, can y'all just please not talk
about this in front of me.
Me being here is difficult as it is.
Please?
Perhaps we should take this outside over some whiskey.
Yeah, sure.
After you.
♪ You run around empty ♪
♪ Sip and a fuck it ♪
♪ Don't get nice, give me nice ♪
♪ Always by my side ♪
♪ Sip and a fuck it ♪
♪ Drink and nice, get me right ♪
♪ Promise you by my side ♪
♪ Sip and a fuck it ♪
♪ Don't get nice, get my right ♪
Nice pool.
You know, I'm thinking of getting one of my own for my home.
You think all black people can't swim?
I mean, I gotta be honest with you,
I haven't met one that can.
I can't swim.
I mean, Kim can but me,
I take showers because I'm scared to drown.
So what's up?
You want this meeting?
Will you drop out of the election?
I can't do that.
For God's sakes,
Isaiah you're down by 18 points.
Yeah, and if I lose this election,
you gonna knock down my church
and put a high rise condominium on there.
You can't stop progress,
gentrification is going to happen with or without you.
Well, it's gonna have to happen without me
and my congregation.
You know, this is about more than just you and me,
it's about the city of Houston
and the lovely people of your congregation.
You're really a politician.
You know the people in my congregation won't be able
to afford your high rise.
Yeah.
Look man, I'll be real with you,
sometimes you gotta look out for number one.
So here's my offer to you.
You drop out now as mayor,
I provide you with a job in my cabinet,
I pay you a hefty premium for your land
and I reimburse you the cost of the church.
Deal?
And you take everything away from me again.
Oh, what have I ever taken from you?
You forgot about the state football game.
Oh my God, are you serious?
Is that really what this is about?
Isaiah, let that football game go, man.
No, I'm not gonna let it go.
I didn't get my A&M scholarship because of that,
that was my future.
It was one touchdown.
Yeah, one touchdown that changed my life.
I didn't ask them to give me that scholarship.
Yeah, but you ain't say nothing when they gave it to you.
You ain't say, you know what, I'm good.
Are you stupid?
I wasn't gonna turn down a scholarship from A&M.
Why don't you just go to UT?
Your whole family is Longhorns.
At the time, you and I were both in love with Susan
and Susan wasn't going to UT, she was going to A&M.
Come on man, admit it.
You took my moment, you took my scholarship.
You took my girl.
Oh, come on.
I mean, Jesus.
That's one thing I wish I hadn't won.
Now I got her pregnant and I got stuck with her,
you don't think I see it in her face
every time someone mentions your name.
Her cheating on me with you,
I'll never forgive her.
It fucking irks me.
Why don't you just let her go?
For what?
So she can be happy with someone else?
Hmm.
No, no, no, no.
I want that lying, cheating whore
to be miserable for the rest of her life,
even if it hurts me.
You know how much I used to look up to you
in high school J Dub?
You had everything, cars, clothes,
looks.
Now look at us, bro.
We both got women we don't want.
You know what I'll tell you what,
you take mine and I'll take yours.
Yeah, almost.
That was a good try.
I mean, look man, I'm sorry I had to end this way.
Hey, I really am
but if you don't pull out,
I'm just gonna have to crush you.
Now, if you'd be so kind to let me use your restroom
before I go, that'd be very hospitable of you.
Go through the doors,
take a right, first door on your left.
Sounds like the two of you
are having a spirited conversation out here.
Yeah.
Long overdue.
Kim's a lovely woman,
she's very beautiful
and I didn't mean to hurt her.
Well, we did.
We hurt them both.
Thanks for sending those pictures.
I couldn't turn my back on my first love,
not for a guy like Jake anyway.
We settle for people that we love,
but people that we aren't in love with.
So how do we fix it?
After the election, win or lose,
we be together.
Do you mean that?
Yes.
I love you.
I love you too.
Oh, what are you doing?
Cleaning?
As a matter of fact, I am.
Yeah, looks like it.
You know, it's not nice to eavesdrop,
but since you were, what you hear?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Right.
So, do you like working here?
Actually, yeah.
Pastor Johnson and Ms. Johnson treat me very well.
You know I could treat you better.
Don't you have somewhere to be?
Think about it.
Ah, what are you two doing?
Planning a reunion?
Well, whatever it was,
if you'll excuse us, me and my wife need
to go home and get some rest
and figure out a way to keep crushing you in the poles.
Isn't that right?
I did extend that olive branch though.
You know you can't save your church Isaiah,
but you can save yourself.
Come on.
What's up?
You see these numbers?
You mean the amount of money the church
is losing or the election?
Both.
What's going on,
bro the mayor is offering you a job
in a fucking bag for this land, just take it.
Bro, as soon as I take that job, I'm fired.
What are you talking about, why?
Susan and I have made the decision to be together.
What?
Wow.
You need to figure out what you're gonna do
with you're life.
Your life.
♪ Because we have too much fun ♪
♪ Babe too much fun ♪
♪ Say you got another one ♪
Kim.
Oh my God.
♪ My hands upon your face now till your waist down ♪
That's what we doing.
Becky, when you done with this scissor
and shit, I'm gonna need you to get out.
Oh, so she can fuck you, but not me.
This is my house too and she's not going anywhere.
Isaiah, I'm sorry, I should have told you.
Yeah, my bad, maybe I should have told you
I was messing with her.
So what now?
You need help.
And you don't?
Kim, you messing with the women without me now.
Isaiah, let's not fool ourselves,
I was into women way before I met you.
Okay, well, I just thought
maybe you will grow out of that shit.
Being a lesbian isn't something you grow out of.
Okay, so why did you marry me?
Children.
Well, did you ever, ever, ever think
that I would become mayor
and it will look crazy
that you fucking every woman in the town?
Well, we don't have to worry about that baby
because you will never be mayor.
Don't you ever embarrass me like that in front
of my constituents ever again.
Jake?
How could you say something like that in front of Bill?
All I said was Dr. King
would've made a great president.
Stupid bitch.
You said it to the head of the Texas Federation
of the Aryan Brotherhood.
Jake, which Jake do I have right now?
I'm the Jake that's gonna teach you
to look pretty and keep your ugly mouth shut.
Susan?
Isaiah, I need you to help me.
What's going on?
It happened again, the rage blackout,
he is gonna kill me.
I have to leave.
That's the last time he puts his hands on me.
Oh, no, I'm gonna kill that motherfucker first.
I'm calling the cops.
No, no, don't do that, it doesn't work.
It just makes it harder for me,
he has everybody in his pockets.
Isaiah, help me.
What you want me to do?
Can we be together right now?
Look, this was, give me a week, okay?
I just need to get some things squared away
and then me and you can be together, okay?
All right, I love you.
Who was that?
Don't worry about it, this shit over.
Kimmy?
Hey.
I have something to tell you.
What's up?
Isaiah's leaving us.
What are you talking about?
Well, he just got a phone call from Susan
and apparently he's leaving with her in a week.
In a week, that's too soon.
We haven't even finished what we planned.
So what are we gonna do?
I'll think of something.
Okay.
Ooh, do we have any pickles?
Pickles?
Yes, I have this like really strong urge for pickles.
Mm.
Becky, when was your last period?
I don't know, like two months ago?
♪ Oh yeah ♪
Ooh, come here.
Oh my God.
What's going on?
♪ I really don't like it ♪
I have a very special surprise for you this evening.
♪ Lord it's a struggle ♪
Can y'all stop acting weird?
What's up?
Just be patient, she'll tell you.
When Sarah couldn't bear a son for Abraham,
she offered her servant Hagger
who then bore him a son, Ishmael.
Kim, please leave the Bible out
of whatever you got going on.
The hell is that?
Becky's pregnant.
We're having a baby.
By who?
It's ours.
Y'all two set me up.
Yes, we wanted a baby and now we have one.
And I want a divorce right motherfucking now.
Well, that's the first thing that we can agree on.
You?
It's all good, I got Robert looking into you.
I'm telling you right now, abort that baby
and get the fuck out my life before he finds something.
Y'all so damn weird.
It's time to get crazy.
Hey, what the fuck are you sure it's yours?
Am I sure, Kim can't get her pregnant?
So Kim set you up?
That's exactly what she did.
She been trying to get Becky to seduce me
for the last few months,
hoping I would get her pregnant.
The fuck up.
So what are we gonna do?
That's the worst time for some shit like this to happen.
Stop, Isaiah, you are having a baby with a white woman,
you are the married pastor of a black church.
You won't be able to get a job in a Mini Marist community.
Oh, and by the way, when you run off with the mayor's wife,
I'm sure he'll see to it that the money
that you get from this church
and the land won't amount to shit.
Man, I don't care about none of that, okay?
Look, as long as I'm with Susan, I'm good.
You can't live off of love and pussy, bro.
Look, here's my two cents, abort the baby.
Wait for the money from the land
and then run off with the mayor's wife.
I can't do that.
Okay, Kim and Becky, they keeping the baby.
Oh, fuck.
I need your help, Rob.
Okay, look, you've cleaned up many messes from me
and I just need one more.
Okay, the first thing is we need
to make sure that you're not publicly fucking
the mayor's wife.
Yeah?
Okay, I can do that.
What else?
Okay, next.
Who's this Becky chick?
Okay, well what's her background,
where does she come from?
I don't know.
What's her last name?
Williams.
Williams, okay.
Williams, Williams, Williams.
Okay.
Fuck, I can't find a Rebecca Williams,
at least not sure Rebecca Williams.
Maybe she doesn't have social media.
Or maybe she has something to hide.
Okay.
Go home, keep fucking quiet
and I'll see if I can find something on her, got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
Okay.
You good man, Robert?
I told you man, I got you.
All right?
Remember what I said?
Stay quiet, got it?
Got you.
All right.
Fuck.
What the fuck.
This bitch is a murderer.
Got to tel Isaiah.
Come on, come on, pick up.
Come on, pick up.
Fuck, no, come on Isaiah, pick up, pick up.
Fuck.
Come on, come on, come on.
You are
Deacon Fitzpatrick.
You okay?
Yeah, good, you just startled me.
What's going on?
What are you two doing here?
Well, I stopped by to take Isaiah to dinner,
where is he?
You just missed him.
So I'll definitely tell him you stopped by.
Okay.
Kim, can I talk to you for a second?
Sure.
You dropped your phone.
Thank you.
Preferably alone.
Could you step out for a minute?
Sure.
What is this?
Don't panic, I want you to call the cops
because you guys have a fucking killer working for you.
What, did you call the police?
No.
See, I didn't wanna call the cops until I got in touch
with Isaiah before I made any decisions
and I haven't been able to get ahold of him.
So I didn't do anything, I didn't make any calls.
Are you dumb?
That's the first thing you should do.
Kim I...
Hi, this is Kim Johnson over at Mount Zion Baptist Church,
I just discovered that Becky Thomas is working for us.
She's a murderer, she just escaped
from a mental ward about a year ago.
Yeah, okay.
Please hurry.
They're on their way.
What's wrong?
How'd you know all of that info
from a single headline?
And you didn't even...
You got me.
I got you, what, are you saying you knew?
Of course she did.
Okay.
What the you fuck.
Becky?
Now she's crazy.
Don't just stand there,
help me clean this shit up.
You murdered him.
I did.
You never done this before?
Yeah, but have you?
A real woman never tells her body count.
You okay?
The cops think I killed Deacon Fitzpatrick
and burned down the church.
Why would they think that?
Well, that's what the motherfuckers do.
They think I care about the insurance on the land.
Well, Isaiah, if you wanna sleep
in the bedroom with me tonight, you can.
Hell no, this shit over Kim.
I mean that.
What's wrong?
I'm worried.
About what?
Susan?
She's never gonna stop looking into who I am
if I have this baby.
You know what that means, right?
Don't say it.
It's time to get crazy.
So, she's leaving me for Isaiah, huh?
Yeah.
Why aren't you affected by it?
Same reason you're not bothered, I'm tired.
This could hurt you politically.
She's leaving me for your husband,
I couldn't have written a better scenario.
I'll get the sympathy vote,
I'll win the election by a landslide.
And what happens after that?
What do you mean what happens after that?
I'll be mayor.
What happens to Isaiah after that?
He gets a lying, cheating whore.
No, I need more.
I'll make you an offer.
An offer?
You're in no position to bargain with me.
40%.
That's what I have to bargain with.
So let's do the math,
Houston's white population is 40%.
If I run for mayor, I'll get 50% of that vote.
I'll get a 100% of the black vote
and we all know what the Mexicans will do.
So arguably I can get 70% of this city's vote.
You run for mayor?
You don't know the first thing about politics.
Well, that's what makes me dangerous,
plus I'll get more sympathy votes than you.
What do you want?
Hmm.
I want you to fuck him over on the land,
push the insurance companies to investigate
the church fire before they pay Isaiah out a dime.
I mean, won't that hurt you too?
No, I've got enough money stashed away
in safe deposit boxes and banks
that I don't need Isaiah's money.
Plus, by the time the insurance pays out
and you pay him pennies on the dollar for the land,
I'll get half anyway.
Huh?
Thank God you're not running,
I'm almost scared.
Okay.
Operation, fuck Isaiah over will be in full effect,
anything else?
No, not that I can think of
but if I have any other demands,
you'll be the first to know.
Great.
Now I need to find a new chef,
Susan and I are having an intimate dinner tomorrow
and our current chef is out of the country so.
Intimate dinner?
I just told you that she's leaving you.
Yeah, but she doesn't need to know that I know,
she'll only use it against me, Kim.
Okay, well, I'll get going.
Silly me,
you know our maid, Becky, right?
Do I, yeah.
I'd like to know her better.
Well, she's a fantastic chef, that's how I met her.
I'll let you borrow her for tomorrow night,
and if you like her, she'll fuck on my command.
And you do that for me?
You scratch my back,
I wash your balls.
I like you.
Okay, cheers to fucking over Susan and Isaiah
and to fucking your maid.
Cheers.
Take a look at this.
What is it?
Where did you get this?
Remember the friend I told you I have at Houston PD?
Yeah?
She gave it to me.
Susan has called the police 15 times
in the past three years,
why aren't they doing anything?
He's claiming that they're rage blackouts,
says he doesn't remember a thing.
Rage blackouts.
Why is she with this man?
Well, that's what happens when you get pregnant,
have to drop out of college and you marry the wrong guy.
You know that meal, that dessert,
everything was just fantastic.
Thank you, Mayor White.
Call me Jake, especially when no one's around.
Okay, Jake.
Your boss said you'd be open to other things?
She may have mentioned something of this sort.
So maybe you stay the night tonight
and maybe when Susan goes to bed,
I pay you a little visit or should we say a big visit?
Oh, Mr. Mayer, such a naughty boy.
Is that a yes?
Absolutely.
But why don't you go back into the living room
and I'll bring in some coffee.
We don't want the misses getting suspicious.
I can't wait.
Shh.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Hmm.
Now that is a darn good cup of coffee.
Thank you.
I'm glad you enjoy it.
I'm gonna go finish up in the kitchen
and if you need anything just give me a call.
Thank you.
Knock it out of my hand next time.
Sorry.
Oh my God, oh my God, Jake you killed her.
You dit it, you killed her.
What happened?
You were sitting here enjoying your coffee,
and then she told you she was leaving you
for Isaiah and you got like super violent and...
I shot her, I killed her.
Yes, yes.
You went into this fit of rage
and you ran to your room
and you grabbed the gun and you shot her.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
they gave me the death penalty for this.
I already called the cops that they're on their way.
Please don't hurt me.
I won't spend my life waiting to die.
No, no, no.
You okay?
No.
Stand up and be a man Isaiah.
What does that mean?
Susan is dead, you can't bring her back.
I know you can't realize this right now,
but it was for the best.
How the fuck is Susan died for the best?
Your competition is gone.
You can write your own check for the land,
demand the insurance companies pay you for our church
and most of all, we're having a baby.
God has given us a baby Isaiah.
Don't give a fuck about that baby.
I don't give a fuck about that baby.
I don't give a fuck about Becky either.
Fuck this life.
I told you he wouldn't come around.
I tried.
Stop fucking trying.
What's funny?
Well, you'll finally know.
Finally know what?
If there is a God.
Hey, help.
Please.
Help.
Let go and let God.
How your drowning is one
of the most peaceful experiences once you let go.
For what it's worth, you didn't kill Isaiah.
I'm proud of you, but you did find somebody
that has more issues than you.
I finally found someone who understands me.
I love her.
She's a murderer Becky.
So am I, too peas in the pod.
That can't be good for your unborn child.
You can't stay with Kim Becky,
she's not a long-term partner.
Becky, who are you talking to?
No one.
Where are we going for breakfast?
Anywhere as long as I'm with you.
You look fantastic Mayor Johnson.
Thank you.
Who would've thought this city would elect me mayor.
Why wouldn't they?
I mean, your church burns down,
your husband accidentally drowns
and someone leaves a baby on your front doorstep,
and you step up and take care of him.
That's the kind of hero people love.
Hmm.
Could you get that?
I wanna finish feeding baby Deshaun.
Sure.
Trevor, what are you doing here?
No, no, stop it.
She here?
Yes, she's in the kitchen.
Oh, well, I'm just here to clean the pool.
Great, come on in, right this way.
Trevor, is the second time you've been here
to clean the pool this week.
Really?
Oh, yeah, I probably got the schedules mixed up
or something.
You don't have to worry about it though,
I won't charge you this week.
Okay.
This way, come this way.
Yeah.
How you doing?
I'm good.
It's good, how's my son?
Sean's doing great.
Okay.
I miss you, I miss him.
When can we stop sneaking around
and let Kim know that Deshaun's not Isaiah's son?
♪ I don't want this pain to be my catalyst to live ♪
♪ No sugarcoat none for our son is looking in ♪
♪ I die a thousand times, I win, I die seen no win ♪
♪ My heart was broken way before I ever learned a sin ♪
♪ Well, 50 acres looking out my window where my mom talking ♪
♪ Even tell my ceiling ♪
♪ I got diamonds in my countertop ♪
♪ My ceiling is so big ♪
♪ I built the tower just to see the top ♪
♪ But mama flow so clean and told them maze they date no ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom, listen ♪
♪ Gonna leave my past in a distance ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Boom boom boom, keep your distance ♪
♪ Because of money become missing ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ You about to made me catch a body, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ They still don't tell me I wasn't ready for the shift ♪
♪ We see with all the times they say when another guy live ♪
♪ I came about the devil wings and send it with a gift ♪
♪ Got plenty haters on me but this haters maybe rich ♪
♪ Got 50 acres looking at the window of my mom talking ♪
♪ Even take my ceilings I got diamonds in my countertop ♪
♪ My ceiling is so big I built probable just a seated top ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Boom boom boom, just listen ♪
♪ Trying leave my past in the distance ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ Boom boom boom, keep your distance ♪
♪ For somebody to come and miss it ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ Your about to make me catch your body, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ I was missing, trying leave my past in the distance ♪
♪ Because I don't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom, keep your distance ♪
♪ Before somebody come and miss it ♪
♪ Because I didn't wanna hurt nobody, nah, nah ♪
♪ Your about to make me catch your body, nah, nah, nah ♪