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Welcome to act two of...
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...Blood Soaked.
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The biggest,
bloodiest movie review podcast
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in the history of the world,
as usual I'm Vampire Greg.
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And I'm Steve Strange.
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And we're just gonna
jump right in
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with our review of the movie
The Blackest Moon.
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Really? No, no, small talk?
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No, "How was your weekend,
Greg?"
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Uh, no,
if you watched this movie,
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then I know how your
weekend was.
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Well,
let's just say that, uh,
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let's just say that
The Blackest Moon might be one
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of the worstest movies
I have ever seen.
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Ooh, ouch. The worstest?
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Look,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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but this movie, straight up
dog shit.
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Okay, all right. Come on, Greg.
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I think I actually prefer
dog shit.
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No, you know
what, Steve? You know what?
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You're right. Well, I take
that back. That's fair,
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because I stepped
in dog shit yesterday,
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and I actually did prefer that.
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Bro, you know what I'm saying?
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All right.
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Who wrote this monstrosity,
anyway?
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Let me take
a, lemme take a peek here.
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I got, uh, um, Adam,
Adam Lewis.
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Adam Lewis, looks like.
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Mm, Adam Lewis, okay.
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Well, Mr. Lewis,
if you are listening
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to this podcast, I have
some advice for you.
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And what is that, Steve?
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Just kill yourself.
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Fucking piece of shit,
assholes!
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Just these fucking
podcast morons.
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Babe, why do
you listen to that stuff?
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You know, it's meaningless, right?
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I don't know.
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Maybe in the hopes that
someone somewhere
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will say something fucking nice.
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Who cares?
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I mean, they've never
written a script before.
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They don't even know
the first thing about it.
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Okay. Then why do you care?
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I, I don't.
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Seems like you do.
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Let's forget it. Okay?
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Look, just come sit next to me.
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I'll tell you nice things.
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Lemme just finish listening
to this first, okay?
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Okay.
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You're crazy.
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Terrible.
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The fact that he's writing
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horror movies, I, I wish
there was a horror movie
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about how horrible
horror movies can be.
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It's just maddening. You know?
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The level of unchecked,
uninformed criticism
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that goes on in this world.
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I mean, I'm just trying
to contribute, you know?
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Entertain people,
make them think.
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What I get in return?
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You know, I get,
I get fucking torn apart.
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We're still talking about this, huh?
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Yeah, well, yeah.
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You only focus on the negative.
Okay?
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Plenty of people love
what you do.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You think so?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, mm, no, no.
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I'm not sure anyone loves
anything anymore.
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You know, when I was a kid,
I loved everything. Everything.
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I was just so grateful that
all this stuff existed.
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That there were these like
magical creative people out
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there in the world making TV
or movies or whatever, you know?
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My first instinct,
it wasn't just
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to shit all over something.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, no, I know, I just,
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you know, you're,
you're not a kid anymore, okay?
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And honestly, you can be
pretty critical yourself.
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Whoa. Okay.
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That's totally different
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'cause my opinion comes
from an informed place.
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- Oh, okay, well,
- Mm-hmm.
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I don't know,
maybe the people
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with something positive
to say don't feel
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the need to broadcast it.
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You know, it's,
it's the culture.
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The negative rises to the top,
gets the clicks,
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- blah, blah, blah, whatever.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
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Okay, well,
you can't get sucked into it.
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I know, but don't you think
it's fucked up? What they...
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You get to write for a living.
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You, you get paid to make up
scary stories. Paid real money.
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Do you know how rare that is?
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I mean, who cares if you
never win an Academy Award?
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I mean, just do what you
do and try to be happy.
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What do you mean, who cares
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if I don't win an Academy Award?
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You don't think I'm good enough
to win an Academy Award?
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Okay.
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No, come on, that, mm,
that's not what I meant.
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You, I meant,
look, don't,
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don't twist this on me, okay, please?
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No, no, no, no. I think
I do know what you meant.
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I think you meant
exactly what you said.
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Adam, come on, you're just
trying to fight with me.
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No, no, no, no. I don't,
I don't wanna fight, you know?
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It's just, you know,
maybe I do care
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if I win an Academy Award.
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Maybe it matters to me
that I'm great.
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- You are great.
- Okay.
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You are, and I love you,
and I want the best for you.
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And I think I've proven to you
over all these years
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that I am your
biggest supporter, haven't I?
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Yeah. Yeah, you have.
You're right.
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And I'm sorry.
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I, I'm just really stressed
right now.
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Baby, you can't control
what people think. Okay?
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So if there's no joy in it,
what's the point?
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Haven't you ever heard
of suffering for your art?
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Yeah,
but you're not suffering.
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You're successful.
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And any one of those idiots
would trade places
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with you in a heartbeat.
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- Don't you see that?
- Yeah, I'm not sure.
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- Can we go to sleep, please?
- Uh, I don't know.
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Please?
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- Sleep?
- Mm.
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I don't think I can
sleep right now. Okay?
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I think I'm gonna stay up
and try to write a little bit.
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Okay? Who knows?
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Maybe the universe will
graciously grant me
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some brilliant idea
and get me outta this funk.
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Okay, well, suit yourself.
You suffer,
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I'll sleep.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Baby.
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- Adam, help!
- Kate.
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- Help!
- Kate!
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I'm telling you,
this was the most visceral dream
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I've ever experienced.
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I mean, even now,
I'm not even totally convinced
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that that thing didn't even
really happen.
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Well, I think I can
tell you with certainty
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that it didn't, I'm alive.
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Okay, well,
obviously you didn't get chopped
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to bits by some giant-sized
baby man.
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But I'm just saying,
it felt like more
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than just, you know,
a nightmare.
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Felt like,
I don't know. I don't know.
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Yeah, I don't know either.
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This, this was one of
those out-of-body experiences
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that people talk about.
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But not really
'cause I think in those,
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you feel like you're,
you know, watching it.
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You know? I was living this.
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Oh, I was definitely living it.
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Maybe it's the universe.
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- What do you mean?
- Last night you told me
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maybe the universe would
deliver you an idea.
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Well, maybe this is it.
See, I listen when you talk.
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Yeah, no, mm, nah, nah, nah.
I don't know, I don't know.
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I mean, I'm not
exactly sure what I would do
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with what, like a slasher flick?
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- Yeah.
- Gross.
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I'm not interested in that.
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Why? I, I, I mean,
you watch them
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all the time, right?
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And you could elevate it.
You could make it your own.
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- I could definitely do that.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I could totally do that.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean,
it, it, it is a cool character,
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design-wise, at least.
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And, you know, I've always
thought that creating
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some kind of
a franchise property,
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I thought that that would be
a good idea.
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I mean, the merchandising alone,
that could be big,
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but it's gotta be smart.
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- You know what I mean?
- Look, you're excited.
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This is good.
This is really good.
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- Yeah, this is good.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- This is, this is,
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this is definitely good.
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Okay, well, ten pages minimum.
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I believe in you.
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All right.
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I gotta get the fuck outta here
because some of us work
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for a living,
we don't drink all night.
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Oh, don't drink all, okay,
you watch, you watch, babe.
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I'm gonna have
the whole script done
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by the time you come back.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha. Fuck yeah.
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Okay, look,
I'm not saying this thing I saw
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in my dream actually cut
a hole in the bedding,
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I'm just saying, it's pretty
fucking strange there's a hole
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in the bedding exactly
where he swung a fucking ax.
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I mean, it's not that strange.
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- It's not?
- I'm sure the hole
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was already there, and the dream
just freaked you out enough
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that you're putting
the two things together.
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It's a coincidence.
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- Yeah.
- Was there blood?
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- No.
- Is Kate still alive?
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Yeah. Obviously she's alive.
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I mean, there's a rip
in your blanket.
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What do you want me to say?
Buy a new fucking blanket.
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I'm excited you have a new idea.
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It sounds kind of cool,
Baby Man!
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Ah, fuck off.
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Bro, this like baby guy
killer thing
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is scary shit.
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You just gotta get to work, man.
Get to fucking work.
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Stop hanging out with me,
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I'm like
the single worst influence
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in productivity there is.
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This is very true, very true.
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All right, uh, yeah. I guess
I'm gonna hit the bathroom,
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and then I should probably
get going.
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My goal was ten pages today,
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and I'm sitting at exactly zero
so far.
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Hey, man, zero pages
have been my average
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for the last year and a half.
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Go, get the fuck outta here.
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- Go!
- All right.
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I'll see ya.
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Jesus Christ.
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Shit.
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Let go! No!
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- How you doing?
- Hey, uh, yeah, I'm good.
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Can I get a coffee to go, please?
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- Sure, all right,
- Large.
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- it's gonna be 4.25, man.
- All right.
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Cool. It's gonna be
at the end of the bar.
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Thank you.
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No, not by any,
not by, are you kidding?
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Not by any stretch
of the imagination.
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- Dude.
- Here you go.
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Yeah, I mean,
yeah, that's kind of, okay.
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No, but Jordan Peele?
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Seriously, can we agree,
total hack. Right?
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Perhaps the biggest hack
of the 21st century
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uh, horror filmmaking period.
250
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,355
- You know?
- Well, I don't know
251
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,982
- if I'd go that far,
- Okay.
252
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,483
but I will say this,
253
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,735
- Nope is not a horror--
- Hey, guys.
254
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,821
Ah, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I couldn't help
255
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,156
but overhear your conversation.
256
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,699
I mean, you guys,
257
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,534
you sound like
real movie experts.
258
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,453
Well, mainly horror films,
that's, ah,
259
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,495
that's kind of our,
our wheelhouse
260
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,663
for the most part.
261
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,914
- Are you serious, horror?
- Yeah.
262
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,624
Are you, you a fan or?
263
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,752
Yeah, yeah,
yeah. I am, I'm a big fan.
264
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,212
I mean, I probably
don't know as much
265
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,839
as you guys do, though.
266
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,799
I mean,
I'm no expert or anything.
267
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,635
Well, actually, we, we have
a podcast called Blood Soaked.
268
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,180
We review horror films.
You could learn a lot.
269
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,016
Um, you heard of us, or?
270
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,852
I don't think so,
but it does sound familiar.
271
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,729
Really? I mean,
we're streaming on,
272
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,272
I think we're on
all platforms now, right?
273
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,732
And we got the YouTube channel,
of course.
274
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:46,983
- Mm-hmm.
- That's huge, you know.
275
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,818
- Are you ser, YouTube?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,029
That is so cool. Okay,
I'll definitely check that out.
277
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,031
Hey, you guys, you,
you wanna know
278
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,782
what my favorite
horror movie is?
279
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,202
Oh, let me guess, let me guess.
Ah, Scream or--
280
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,330
No.
281
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,873
No, no, no, no.
It's not Scream, okay?
282
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,460
It's, it's kind of a,
a more recent one.
283
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,754
You, you guys probably
have never even seen it.
284
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,089
It's called The Blackest Moon.
285
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,883
- Oh, no, no.
- No.
286
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,426
- You did not just say that.
- No, what?
287
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,136
- Oh my God.
- What?
288
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,847
Ah, it's just, um, it's honestly
just a piece of shit.
289
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,601
Like we, so, okay, so we,
we actually did a review
290
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:22,977
- of that in the most recent...
- Uh-huh.
291
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,854
- ...episode of the podcast.
- Okay.
292
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,940
Yeah, it's dog shit,
but look, hey,
293
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,276
but if you like it, dude,
that's cool.
294
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,904
But this is the thing though.
This is what's up.
295
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:38,076
I didn't just like it, no,
I actually wrote it.
296
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,286
What do, you, you wrote it?
297
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,288
Yeah, I'm the guy you said
should go kill himself
298
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,166
if he ever considered
writing another script.
299
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,670
Listen, it,
it's all in good fun, man,
300
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,797
but, um,
if you can't handle a joke,
301
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,507
then maybe you shouldn't
be doing what you do.
302
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,759
Oh, or maybe
you didn't actually,
303
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,594
you know, understand the movie?
304
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,805
Huh? You ever think about that?
305
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,100
Maybe if you had paid
closer attention to the story,
306
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,936
you could have appreciated
some of the, you know,
307
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,106
some of the subtext,
some of the deeper concepts.
308
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:11,192
Yeah, um, I don't know
about all that, man,
309
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,361
but, um, it was just
fucking boring.
310
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,823
Wow, okay.
All right, cool.
311
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,075
Well, you, you know,
you're probably right.
312
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,494
It, it, uh, sorry,
I'm just probably being
313
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,204
too sensitive
about the whole thing.
314
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,789
You were probably right
about the script.
315
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,542
- It's, it's not that good.
- Yeah, man.
316
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,253
It just wasn't, but, um,
317
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,298
yeah, no, um, no hard feelings.
318
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,176
Yeah, for sure. Okay, cool.
319
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,305
Well, I gotta get going.
It was really nice meeting you.
320
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,891
Okay, see ya.
321
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,062
Oh, one more thing.
322
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,106
Fuck you.
323
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,399
What the fuck?
324
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,775
- Fuck you too.
- Hey, what the?
325
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,320
Hey, grab that guy!
326
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,449
So anything exciting
happen today?
327
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,410
Ah, nah, not really.
328
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,454
You?
329
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,837
Uh, hey, babe,
where'd this blanket come from?
330
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,089
Oh, yeah, that.
331
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,676
Ah, I bought that today,
kind of on a whim.
332
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,261
You know, thought
it might be nice
333
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,679
to spruce up the place.
334
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,725
It's bright.
335
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,645
Oh, she doesn't like it.
336
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,064
Sorry.
337
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,857
Okay. So what else?
338
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,275
How'd writing go?
339
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,447
Good, good, yeah.
340
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:44,535
You know, I didn't get
much done, but I got a title.
341
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,412
A title? That's it?
342
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,790
Hey, come on. You know,
it's a process.
343
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,958
Okay, well, what's the title?
344
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,795
Big Baby.
345
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:59,092
- Really?
- Yeah, what?
346
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,303
Nothing, I just didn't realize
347
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,180
you were writing
an autobiography.
348
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,892
You are hilarious.
349
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,645
I know.
I am very funny and cute.
350
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,480
- You're very lucky.
- Yes.
351
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,732
- Yes.
- This is all true.
352
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,858
Wanna get drunk?
353
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,988
Yes.
354
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,200
- You drank a lot.
- Thank you.
355
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,536
There you go.
356
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,713
Do you ever like
just think about
357
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:41,175
like how incredibly bizarre
everything is?
358
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,763
- What do you mean?
- Ah.
359
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,516
Uh, I mean, okay, so like,
like human beings.
360
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,101
Like do you,
do you ever think about
361
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,061
how fucking weird we are?
362
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,814
I think about how weird
you are all the time.
363
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,817
Yeah, back at ya.
But no, I'm serious.
364
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,654
Like, like the lengths
365
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:05,324
we go to just
like amuse ourselves.
366
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:09,454
Like have you ever thought
about the enormous monetary,
367
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,664
technical, engineering prowess
368
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,459
that goes into building
a roller coaster?
369
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,337
- Did you just say prowess?
- It's a word.
370
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,756
Yeah, I know it's a word.
371
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,132
I just never heard you
use it before.
372
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,635
Uh, okay, I'm serious.
373
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,221
Like all of that effort. Right?
374
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:32,393
Just so we can go, ah,
for like two minutes.
375
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,187
Not a fan of roller coasters
376
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,064
Or like, okay, movies, right?
377
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,524
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, so, so think about
378
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,817
- what you do, right?
- Okay.
379
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,779
So you're making up these people
380
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,489
or monsters or whatever.
381
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,744
And then adults pay other adults
like a fuck load of money
382
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,579
to pretend to be
these pretend people.
383
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,999
And then other people film it,
and then other people come
384
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:59,086
and they wanna watch it,
and it's really fucking weird.
385
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,631
Why is that weird?
386
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,924
Uh, uh, I don't know.
387
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,676
I mean, eh, eh, other animals
388
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,303
don't do shit like that, right?
389
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,680
Yeah, no, I, I don't think
cats have developed
390
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,600
the technology to build
roller coasters yet.
391
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,560
- M-maybe one...
- No.
392
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,312
- Okay, monkeys right?
- Uh-huh.
393
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,773
Do, do, do they put on
little monkey plays
394
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,358
and tell monkey jokes
to the other monkeys?
395
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,902
I don't know.
Ah, maybe, yeah, probably.
396
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,112
- They probably do.
- Oh, okay.
397
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,239
Yeah?
398
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,201
Okay, look, you're
serious about this. Okay.
399
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:33,496
Um, I can't speak for monkeys,
400
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:37,291
but I think that we inherently
as human beings,
401
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:41,587
we have this need to
tell and to hear stories.
402
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,130
And I mean,
it's not a modern thing.
403
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,091
It's been going on
since the, the cave days.
404
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,761
I know, but why?
405
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:54,016
I don't know.
406
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,435
Maybe it keeps us
from disappearing. You know?
407
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,067
Maybe we have this like energy
of thought that just needs
408
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:07,613
to be released and received
by others.
409
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,116
And if it stays locked away
and has nowhere to go,
410
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,786
then maybe bad things
can happen.
411
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,456
Or maybe nothing at all
can happen. I don't know.
412
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,792
Or maybe we actually have
the power to control reality
413
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:23,337
through our creative thoughts.
414
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,756
- What?
- I don't know, Jesus Christ.
415
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,466
I'm doing
the fucking best I can.
416
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,302
I'm fucking drunk, girl.
417
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:34,682
Oh my God.
418
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,475
What?
419
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,185
I have a really good
monkey joke.
420
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,313
Oh, okay.
421
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,315
- You ready?
- I don't know.
422
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,237
How did the monkey
get down the stairs so fast?
423
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:54,035
I don't know. How did the monkey
get downstairs so fast?
424
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:59,206
He slid down
the bananaster.
425
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,922
That is so stupid.
426
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,008
- That's good.
- Oh, yeah.
427
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,635
- That's a good one.
- I know.
428
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,094
It was good. You'd kill it
in the jungle.
429
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,596
Thank you.
430
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,726
- I'm really funny.
- Yeah.
431
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,729
You can't say you're funny.
Okay?
432
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,230
Someone else has to say
you're funny, you can't--
433
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,650
- But I am funny.
- Okay, sure, you're funny, babe.
434
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,393
I didn't wanna swim.
435
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:04,188
I was afraid. I told them
I was afraid.
436
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,943
They surrounded me
and taunted me.
437
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,779
They laughed and screamed...
438
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:16,617
..."Baby, baby,
you are a big baby."
439
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:20,204
Over and over, I cried,
440
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:24,542
but they wouldn't stop
until finally someone pushed me.
441
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,420
Pushed me into the pool.
442
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,840
I sunk to the bottom.
As I tried to scream,
443
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:34,135
water filled my mouth
and my lungs.
444
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:38,305
Everything went dark and cold.
445
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:42,435
By the time they pulled me out,
my brain was half gone.
446
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,896
I'd never be the same.
447
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,482
But I grew strong,
448
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,194
strong enough to hurt.
449
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,405
Strong enough to kill.
450
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,035
Kill them all.
451
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,018
- This is cool.
- Yeah?
452
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,479
Yeah, I like it. I really do.
453
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,024
Okay.
454
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,485
I mean, you know,
it's barely a rough first act.
455
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,278
And, ah, there's a lot
of stuff to tighten up.
456
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,114
Some of the
stuff with the flashback,
457
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,615
I don't know, it,
it might be a bit--
458
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,201
No, no, babe. It, it's good,
459
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,455
- But?
- Nothing.
460
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,290
What?
461
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:32,336
No, nothing, I just, okay,
462
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,672
okay, I was just, I was
just wondering, you know,
463
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,882
is getting pushed
in a pool enough
464
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,093
to make someone become a killer?
465
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:42,388
He doesn't just get pushed
in a pool.
466
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,348
Is that all
467
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,225
you got out of that?
468
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,894
He gets relentlessly tormented.
469
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,188
And as a result
of almost drowning,
470
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,190
he has brain damage.
471
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:55,484
I think that's plenty of trauma
to send someone over the edge.
472
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,988
Didn't you absorb
any of that information?
473
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,866
Uh, okay, I'm sorry.
474
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,034
I won't, I won't offer
an opinion next time.
475
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,369
It's not about an opinion,
476
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:10,457
it's about understanding
the story.
477
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:11,917
Well, I guess
I'm not smart enough
478
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:13,502
- to understand the story.
- That is not,
479
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,172
that is not what I'm saying.
480
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,175
What I'm saying is,
okay, okay, okay.
481
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:23,554
I'm trying to create conflict
for the audience. Right?
482
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:26,265
Like at what point
is revenge justified?
483
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,225
I mean, can we root
for a murderer?
484
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,644
Is that okay
under any circumst...
485
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:32,605
You know what?
486
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,607
Just, just,
just forget it.
487
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:37,735
Just forget the whole thing.
Just...
488
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,153
What is going on with you?
489
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,529
Okay, you're freaking
the fuck out.
490
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,156
What? Nothing, okay?
491
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,158
I didn't get much sleep
'cause I was up all night
492
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:46,118
writing this apparent
piece of shit.
493
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,703
I never said
it was a piece of shit.
494
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,246
Yeah, well,
didn't say it wasn't.
495
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,208
Okay. Can,
can we do something else?
496
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,751
Yeah, like what?
497
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,378
I don't know. Not argue.
498
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,380
Okay. Okay.
499
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:03,135
Sure, fine.
500
00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:06,931
It, it's a good note.
I'll take it into consideration.
501
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:11,227
All right,
I should probably keep going,
502
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,688
you know,
get a few more pages in.
503
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:18,734
Yeah, I think you should.
504
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,197
Hey, you gotta relax.
505
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,867
Yeah. You know, if I can
maybe just be alone.
506
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,577
Look, it's just hard
507
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,870
to concentrate, okay.
508
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:33,040
Well, you're no fun.
509
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,794
It's fine.
I got shit to do anyway.
510
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,927
Oh, um,
in regards to your question
511
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,679
is revenge ever justified?
512
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:51,267
Um, it was the great
Muhammad Ali who said,
513
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,560
"You kill my dog,
you better hide your cat."
514
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:59,608
Wait, what?
What is happening right now?
515
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:01,610
You're quoting Muhammad Ali.
516
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,321
- What?
- Uh, Okay.
517
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,531
What's your point?
518
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:10,119
Well, I'm just saying sure,
revenge can be justified, but,
519
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,372
but does the retribution
match the original crime?
520
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,083
I mean, he didn't say,
"You kill my dog,
521
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,002
you better hide
your grandmother."
522
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:20,170
Well, well, you've never
met my grandmother.
523
00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:23,424
But, okay, sorry, ah.
524
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,176
But, but who gets to decide
what level
525
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,178
of retribution
is appropriate then?
526
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,808
Um,
527
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:39,106
well, I guess in this case,
you do. Right?
528
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:43,527
I mean, it's your story.
529
00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,239
I'll see you tonight.
530
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,874
{\an8}Interior, novelty shop, night.
531
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,293
He walks the aisles
uninterested
532
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:02,755
in the various props,
books and toys on display.
533
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:05,174
His hulking stature
and dead-eye gaze
534
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,926
make the other customers
avoid his path.
535
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:10,179
Eventually, he makes his way
536
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,848
to a wall of rubber
Halloween masks,
537
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,476
until finally finding focus
538
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:18,395
on a contorted crying
baby face.
539
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:21,023
He stares as echoes of
540
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:25,110
"Baby, baby,
you're a big baby,"
541
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:27,154
ring out in his head.
542
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:30,366
The chant repeats and rises
in volume only to be broken
543
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,659
by the clerk
from behind the counter.
544
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:35,537
Can I get you something?
545
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,165
Without breaking focus
from the mask,
546
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:41,210
he slowly lifts his arm
and points.
547
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,921
That one.
548
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:33,804
Mm.
549
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:44,356
Mm.
550
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:30,611
Shit! Don't, ah, oh!
551
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:33,363
Holy shit.
552
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,075
Oh, my God, baby. Are you okay?
553
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,244
- I'm so sorry.
- What the fuck, Kate?
554
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,038
Jesus Christ. You scared
the shit outta me.
555
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,373
I'm sorry.
556
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:44,791
- Sorry.
- No, don't touch.
557
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,585
Oh, no, no, no.
558
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,295
Oh, my God.
559
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,297
What the fuck, what is that?
560
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,842
A baby mask.
561
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:56,762
I was getting coffee
with Patrice and Magnolia,
562
00:34:56,845 --> 00:35:00,599
and I saw that, you know,
that costume shop and, um,
563
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,976
and I saw this and it made me
think about you.
564
00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:06,313
I thought you could use
it for some inspiration.
565
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:10,692
Fuck. Jesus Christ.
566
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,444
Are you okay?
567
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:15,197
I'm not okay. Okay?
568
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,407
You know, I got a lot of stuff
going on in my head
569
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:20,285
- and I wasn't expecting that.
- Um, yeah.
570
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,870
That's the point of scaring you.
571
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:23,580
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
572
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,917
You got me. You got me good.
573
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:34,132
- What?
- Uh, nothing.
574
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:36,093
It's, it's just,
it is just so strange
575
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:40,055
'cause I was, uh,
I actually wrote a scene today
576
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,766
where Big Baby buys his mask
at a costume shop,
577
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:46,311
and then here you are
buying a mask
578
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:47,938
at a costume shop the same day.
579
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,773
And my brain just kind of,
you know.
580
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,902
What?
581
00:35:55,988 --> 00:36:00,158
Just, what, what are you doing?
582
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,541
You figured it out, didn't you?
583
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,378
I'm Big Baby.
584
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,176
Oh, for fuck sake.
585
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,054
Would you, can you stop?
586
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:23,348
Mm-mm.
587
00:36:23,432 --> 00:36:25,309
Let me see this thing.
588
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,768
Kind of looks like you.
589
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,313
I think you're right.
It's a spitting image.
590
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:30,689
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know.
591
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,357
- That looks like me.
- Almost exactly.
592
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,109
Yeah, thanks, you.
593
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,944
- Come here Big Baby, mm.
- Yeah.
594
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:48,123
We don't have any beer, do we?
595
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,293
I don't know, babe.
You're the one looking.
596
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,963
Yeah. It looks like we don't.
597
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,840
Well, if we're gonna have
empanadas,
598
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,925
we need beer, right?
599
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:01,219
- That is the law.
- That is the law.
600
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,264
Okay. All right, I'll run
to the store and grab some.
601
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:08,185
- You need anything else?
- Um, no, I'm good, thanks.
602
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,240
- How we doing?
- How you doing?
603
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,286
Good, good, good, good.
604
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,084
- What can I get you?
- Pack of reds.
605
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,711
Pull a pack of reds.
606
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:30,392
You know, ah, those things
would kill you.
607
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,354
Thanks, Dad.
608
00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:36,690
So weird.
609
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,567
I...
610
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,444
You're supposed
to be working on this.
611
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,840
Hey, what, what took you
so long? I was worried.
612
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,097
What's wrong?
613
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:24,691
Uh, where's the beer?
614
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:28,695
Adam.
615
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,407
Adam, what the fuck?
616
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:36,494
He's real.
617
00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:42,167
- Who?
- He's real.
618
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,293
Who's real?
619
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,088
Big Baby.
620
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:50,926
Uh, Adam,
what are you talking about?
621
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:54,846
I saw him. I saw him.
622
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:57,223
Adam.
623
00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:59,100
I saw him, I saw him,
624
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,937
I saw him kill a girl.
625
00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,859
Okay, babe, babe,
take a deep breath. Okay?
626
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:11,321
- And just, just--
- Kate, I saw Big Baby
627
00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:15,784
brutally kill a girl tonight.
628
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,245
Okay. Yeah, yeah, I, I get it.
629
00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:21,081
This is, this is payback
for the mask, right?
630
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,959
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not joking, I'm not joking.
631
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,878
I was at the,
the convenience store
632
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:29,255
and I saw this girl,
a young girl.
633
00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:32,550
She was buying cigarettes
and something told me,
634
00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:34,970
I don't know what,
but something,
635
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,809
something told me to follow her.
636
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:46,940
Uh, s-so you're,
you're following
637
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,109
- young girls at night now?
- Kate, would you
638
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:53,196
just listen to me?
639
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,322
I followed her.
640
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:59,160
She went down an alley,
but I stopped.
641
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,706
I didn't follow her
down the alley.
642
00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:07,335
I stopped and I watched
and I watched,
643
00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:11,673
and out from the shadows
Big Baby, he appeared
644
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:14,300
and he hit her with an ax.
645
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:17,262
She fell, and then he,
he chopped her,
646
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:20,682
and he chopped her into bits.
647
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:24,019
It, it was, it was, it was,
it was fucking horrible.
648
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,565
I don't, I don't
know what's happening right...
649
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:39,075
I know you think I'm crazy,
but I'm not.
650
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:41,953
How about this?
651
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:46,624
Um, why don't you take me
to the alley and you show me?
652
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,880
No, no way. No.
653
00:43:54,716 --> 00:44:00,722
Listen, I don't know what
to believe right now. Okay?
654
00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:05,018
So if you could
just show me something,
655
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,686
then maybe I could understand.
656
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,941
I think that's reasonable.
Right?
657
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,614
Right?
658
00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,077
Okay.
659
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:25,705
Okay.
660
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:32,420
All right. This is it.
661
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,594
I don't see anything.
662
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:45,225
- Should we go take a look?
- No, no, I don't think so.
663
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:48,061
Adam, if someone's hurt,
664
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:49,813
then we have
to help them. Right?
665
00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,148
Kate, she's not hurt,
she's dead.
666
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,861
Look, I think this is my fault.
667
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,489
I think somehow
I made this happen.
668
00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,533
I think, I think writing
about this, it made it happen.
669
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,159
- It's be...
- Adam, Adam, okay.
670
00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:06,955
Seriously, baby,
you didn't manifest this. Okay?
671
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,457
Babe, babe,
I think you're tired,
672
00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:11,584
and I think
you're really stressed.
673
00:45:11,668 --> 00:45:13,419
And I think
you did see something.
674
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:16,798
I just think it's not what
you thought you saw. Okay?
675
00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:22,387
So let's just, go see
if there's anything down there,
676
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:23,555
No, Kate. Kate, don't.
677
00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:28,351
- Come on.
- Kate.
678
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:37,068
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
679
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:41,489
I still don't see anything.
680
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,659
It definitely happened
around here.
681
00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:48,621
There's nothing here, babe.
682
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:52,667
Uh, I don't get it.
683
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,210
Maybe he moved the body.
684
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,839
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
685
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,757
I mean, wouldn't there
be blood everywhere?
686
00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:01,467
I mean, if what
you said happened, happened.
687
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:03,553
It happened. Okay?
688
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:04,637
Okay.
689
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,391
Look, there, there's,
there's, there's no body,
690
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:11,186
there's no blood, I, I mean,
if the police were called,
691
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,021
this whole alley would
be a crime scene, right?
692
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,607
Okay, Kate, I get it.
I'm fucking crazy.
693
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,525
Okay? Let's go.
694
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,698
Uh, you can't seriously
be mad at me. Hey, stop.
695
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,333
Look at me.
696
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:35,877
You need to pause
on the script thing, okay?
697
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,879
Just for a little bit,
because I...
698
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,881
Look, I don't know
what's going on with you,
699
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,634
but it's not good, right?
700
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:45,887
It's not.
701
00:46:47,889 --> 00:46:49,474
Maybe you're right.
702
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,646
Come on, let's go.
703
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,988
This is gonna be good, babe.
704
00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:06,074
You know,
having James and Patrice over.
705
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,159
Now I know he was excited
706
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:09,369
when he got the invite.
707
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,623
I'm proud of you.
708
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,503
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
709
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,589
Why's that?
710
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:25,593
I don't know, I just, I know
how hard it was for you
711
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:27,929
to put your work aside
and I just,
712
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,931
I wanted to tell you
I appreciate it.
713
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:33,810
Yeah, of course, right.
714
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:36,145
Also, I think that
you were right.
715
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,816
I wasn't exactly at my best.
716
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,528
Well, you definitely
seem happier
717
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:46,698
the past few weeks, right?
718
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,199
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
719
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:50,743
Oh, boy, here they are.
720
00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:54,163
Trouble, trouble, trouble.
721
00:47:54,247 --> 00:47:56,374
- Hey!
- Hi!
722
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,293
- We brought wine!
- Woo!
723
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:03,006
I hear something.
724
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:04,215
- It's all my fault.
- Oh, man.
725
00:48:04,299 --> 00:48:05,883
- Yeah.
- Kate, did Adam tell you
726
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:09,429
we were writing partners
for a while back in college?
727
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:12,015
- Mm, yes, I know.
- Yes.
728
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,976
But we weren't that
successful, unfortunately.
729
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,561
- Shocking.
- Mm.
730
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,147
Oh, zip it. She knows
I'm a genius.
731
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:22,233
- She's just jealous.
- You are a genius, honey,
732
00:48:22,317 --> 00:48:24,485
- in your own way.
- And I beg to differ.
733
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,195
We were successful.
734
00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,739
Did he ever tell you that
we wrote Zombieland
735
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,825
like ten years
before it ever existed?
736
00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:33,703
- Okay, what?
- Oh my God.
737
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:35,913
We did not write Zombieland,
James.
738
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,332
- We did.
- No, we didn't.
739
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,584
We wrote a script called
Zombieland,
740
00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,836
which those are two very
different things.
741
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,171
I don't know if that's true.
742
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,297
How have you
743
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,382
- never told me this story?
- Luck.
744
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:49,927
Ah, well, well the major
difference was our idea
745
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:51,429
was actually way better.
746
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:53,056
Well, yeah.
How could it not be, right?
747
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,433
- Mm, don't encourage him.
- Thank you.
748
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:56,684
- The Zombieland pitch.
- Oh.
749
00:48:56,768 --> 00:48:58,227
It was, yeah, it was great.
750
00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:00,188
It was Easy Rider meets...
751
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,898
...Night of the Living Dead.
752
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,232
- Yes.
- Yeah, two bikers
753
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:05,068
set out to discover...
754
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,444
...America...
755
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,363
- and themselves.
- Mm-hmm.
756
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,824
Blah, blah, blah.
They find a zombie apocalypse.
757
00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:13,993
You know, babe, it's not bad.
758
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:15,536
- Right?
- Stop.
759
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,704
- It's not.
- No.
760
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:18,289
Listen to her.
761
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:20,208
Adam, if you wanna take
another pass at it,
762
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,959
we could get the band
back together.
763
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:23,878
Mm.
764
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,713
We'd have to change
the title, but it'd be fun.
765
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:27,131
No, it would not be fun.
766
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:28,674
- I'm okay.
- All right, fine.
767
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:30,343
Then how about you let me
partner with you
768
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,179
on this baby man killer thing
you got going?
769
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:38,935
What?
770
00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:43,231
Oh, um, nothing.
Nothing.
771
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,317
It's just, ah, nothing.
772
00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:48,569
It's just, I don't know, um,
773
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:52,782
kind of reconsidering
the whole idea.
774
00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:58,746
Really? I thought it was badass.
775
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:01,332
I loved it.
Babe, did I tell you about this?
776
00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:06,254
He's just, um,
he's taking a break.
777
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,965
Um, just, just for a while, right?
778
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,803
Okay. Everything all right?
779
00:50:13,886 --> 00:50:16,848
Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.
780
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,435
I'm just, I don't know,
stepping away for a minute.
781
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,980
It's no big deal.
782
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,567
It's just things have been
kind of a little, little weird.
783
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,528
Yeah.
784
00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:33,531
What?
More ax holes in the blanket?
785
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,871
- What?
- Nothing.
786
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,956
Hey, can we all just, you know,
787
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,375
change the subject for a minute?
788
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,131
Hey, thanks for coming.
789
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,799
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
790
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,426
Oh.
791
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,094
Ah, yeah.
792
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,640
Sorry, buddy.
793
00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:09,233
What?
794
00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:12,945
Nothing.
795
00:51:15,323 --> 00:51:18,117
Okay, yeah.
So the stupid blanket thing.
796
00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:22,788
I bought the new blanket
because the old blanket
797
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:28,044
had a rip in it, and the rip
was in the exact same spot
798
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,713
that Big Baby, you know,
in my dream,
799
00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,548
hacked at you with an ax.
800
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,300
And I just got freaked out
that it was somehow related,
801
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,427
but it was actually James
who convinced me
802
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:38,012
that I was just being crazy.
803
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,722
And I was embarrassed
about the whole thing.
804
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:42,266
So, I don't know.
I just hid the blanket
805
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,101
and I didn't say anything
about it.
806
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,729
- Okay.
- But of course,
807
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,105
now with everything else
that's happened since then,
808
00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:50,316
I have no fucking idea what
to think.
809
00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:58,074
Well, I think we are
in the same place as before.
810
00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:02,078
Okay? You need to
put all this aside,
811
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:05,039
and you need
to get yourself straight
812
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:08,251
and we'll be fine, right?
813
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:13,172
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
814
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:14,298
Okay.
815
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,637
Let's go to bed.
816
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:38,549
She doesn't
want you to succeed.
817
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,347
She enjoys your failures.
818
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,685
Don't be fooled by her kindness.
819
00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:58,486
She's in your way, in our way.
820
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:03,574
Don't hurt her.
821
00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:07,286
You have to promise me
you won't hurt Kate.
822
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:15,002
Ah. No promises.
823
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,423
Just get back to work
824
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,970
and kill everyone who hurt me.
825
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:31,811
Make them suffer.
826
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:34,480
And maybe I'll leave her alone.
827
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:41,862
Okay, I will.
828
00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:48,369
I'll kill them all.
I'll make them suffer.
829
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:37,209
Kate?
830
00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:55,186
Oh, fuck.
831
00:56:08,324 --> 00:56:09,366
Kate.
832
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:19,210
Mm.
833
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,130
Kate.
834
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,169
Oh, fuck.
835
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:03,295
Fuck. Fuck.
836
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,680
Pick up, pick up.
837
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,975
Hey, it's Kate.
Leave a message.
838
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:17,977
Kate,
839
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,603
what are you doing?
840
00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:21,188
Okay, what are you doing?
What are we doing here?
841
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,607
What are we doing?
Is this really necessary?
842
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:26,193
I mean, you know, I thought,
843
00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:28,946
I thought we were
in a good place, right?
844
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:34,910
Okay? Can you just
please just call me back?
845
00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:41,876
Okay? Just, just let me
know where you are, okay?
846
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:47,089
Okay, I love you.
847
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,383
Okay, okay.
848
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:52,303
Okay.
849
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:08,903
Ah, can I help you?
850
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:16,368
Um, what...
851
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:19,622
Can I come in?
852
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:24,752
I'm sorry, what? Who are you?
853
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,714
I need to talk to you.
854
00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:35,179
I'm sorry, I, I have no idea
who you are. Okay?
855
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,807
What's, what's going on and why,
856
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:41,018
why, why are you
dressed like that?
857
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,648
- Can I come in?
- No, no.
858
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,232
You, no, no. You can't come in.
859
00:58:47,316 --> 00:58:48,901
I mean, if you have something
you need to say,
860
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:50,402
you need to say it here, okay?
861
00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:55,407
It's too important. Please?
862
00:58:58,327 --> 00:59:01,080
Okay, ah, yeah. Okay, fine, whatever.
863
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:03,499
Yeah, sure. Come in.
864
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:17,388
Okay, what? What is it?
865
00:59:20,683 --> 00:59:22,226
I need you to save me.
866
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,188
Is this a joke?
867
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:28,357
No.
868
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,319
I'm Amanda, remember?
869
00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,074
The one who pushed him
in the pool?
870
00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:44,498
Uh, wait, wait a second.
What, what, who?
871
00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:50,295
Amanda, from your script.
872
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:56,176
- You know who I am.
- Wait a second.
873
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,929
Wait, wait, wait.
How did you even know?
874
00:59:59,013 --> 01:00:01,724
Oh, okay.
875
01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:06,353
Yeah, I get it.
This is a fucking prank, right?
876
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,564
Is that what this is?
Did Kate put you up to this?
877
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,065
- Is that what this is?
- No.
878
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,320
You have to take me out
of the story.
879
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:24,413
If you don't, he'll,
he'll find me and he'll kill me.
880
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:32,629
He'll kill us all,
but we don't deserve it.
881
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,509
I don't deserve it.
882
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:45,809
I was just a kid.
883
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:48,937
I didn't know any better.
884
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,698
Okay.
885
01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:03,243
This, great.
886
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,204
Beautiful performance.
Thank you for that.
887
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,330
You done?
888
01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:12,753
Oh, um, wh-whoa, whoa, okay.
889
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,505
Look, don't, you can't,
do you...
890
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:15,923
Come on, lady.
891
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:20,844
You, you gotta go. Let's go.
892
01:01:42,825 --> 01:01:46,662
Oh!
893
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,456
Jesus! Jesus!
894
01:02:00,676 --> 01:02:05,472
Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate,
where are you?
895
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,101
Kate?
896
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:13,647
Finish the story
or she dies.
897
01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:23,699
No.
898
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:55,397
You're not real.
899
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,028
Is this real?
900
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,950
Who's the Big Baby now?
901
01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:12,266
- Hello?
- Kate, Kate, Kate,
902
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:15,435
Kate, where are you?
Where are you?
903
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:16,728
Hey, when,
when you called earlier,
904
01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:18,105
how, how did he get your phone?
905
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,191
Did he hurt you?
906
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:23,777
What? But, Adam,
it's okay, stop it.
907
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,572
I, I didn't call you.
Didn't you get my note?
908
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,700
You're, you're note? What?
909
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,368
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got your note,
910
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,412
but that's a whole other,
Kate, Kate, listen to me.
911
01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:34,955
Listen to me. Where are you?
912
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,292
Okay, you're in danger.
913
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:43,839
Um, uh, I just,
914
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:45,966
I don't know if I wanna
tell you where I am, okay?
915
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:47,676
- Kate.
- You're really scaring me.
916
01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:50,178
Kate, no, no, no, no,
no! Listen, listen to me!
917
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,888
You are in danger!
918
01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:56,310
He told me that
if I don't finish this script,
919
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,270
you, you'll die, okay?
920
01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:01,189
He'll kill you. Big baby.
921
01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:05,610
Kate, did you hear me?
922
01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:09,197
- I gotta go.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
923
01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:10,449
Please, please, please, please,
please,
924
01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,367
just listen to me, okay?
925
01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:14,036
Listen to me.
926
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:18,248
I need to see you,
but also need to write. Okay?
927
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:21,543
I need to write,
and I just need to finish this
928
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:25,047
so you, so we,
we can all be okay.
929
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:29,134
Okay? I'm just, I just, I just
don't know what else to do.
930
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,678
I need to write it
and I need to finish this
931
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,805
so everything
can go back to normal.
932
01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,557
Okay, Kate? Kate?
933
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,101
No, you gotta believe me, Kate.
I'm not crazy.
934
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:40,604
I'm not fucking crazy, Kate.
935
01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:46,693
- I'm sorry, I can't.
- Kate.
936
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,574
Kate.
937
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:54,993
Kate.
938
01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:12,928
Kenny, mid-thirties,
939
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:15,972
and Julia, mid-thirties,
exit the bar.
940
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,892
- Slow down.
- Catch up.
941
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,936
And stumble
across the parking lot
942
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,397
- towards their car.
- Fuck.
943
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,482
Can't believe I gotta work
in four hours.
944
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,609
Well, you could always get
fired again.
945
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,738
Are you sure
you're okay to drive?
946
01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:34,574
Yeah, I'm fine. Who's gonna
drive, you?
947
01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:41,164
I don't think so.
948
01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:44,000
What the fuck?
949
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:47,879
- Shit was unlocked all night.
- Uh.
950
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:50,173
Come on. Jesus.
951
01:06:57,472 --> 01:07:01,059
- What's wrong?
- Won't start.
952
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:09,151
Jesus, Julia, you left
the fucking light on.
953
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:11,111
- You drained the battery.
- No, I didn't.
954
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,946
Yeah, you did.
955
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,739
You were doing your fucking
makeup in the goddamn mirror
956
01:07:14,823 --> 01:07:16,074
and you didn't turn
the light off.
957
01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:18,326
- Now we're fucked!
- Calm down.
958
01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:20,620
Just get someone to jump us.
959
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,289
Oh, gee, thanks.
960
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,749
Is that what I should
fucking do? Fuck!
961
01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:28,753
Jesus.
962
01:07:28,837 --> 01:07:30,589
- So dramatic.
- Fucking wise ass.
963
01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:46,771
Oh, come on.
964
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:50,358
Julia, what'd you do
with the jumpers? Fuck.
965
01:07:54,321 --> 01:07:55,363
Dammit, Julia.
966
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,139
Hey, man.
967
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:27,687
You, ah, think you'd
gimme a jump? Car's dead.
968
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,368
Ah.
969
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:43,954
Cool, man. Cool.
970
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:49,793
You gotta be fucking
kidding me. Fucking cock.
971
01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:58,635
Yeah, you go home
to your 17 kids. Fucker.
972
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,599
Goddammit. You gotta be...
973
01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:06,601
You won't even fucking
believe this.
974
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:11,898
Fucking asshole.
975
01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:14,818
I ask him for a jump
and he just drives off.
976
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:16,987
Hope he dies in a crash
on the way home.
977
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,490
Call roadside. My phone's dead.
978
01:09:22,284 --> 01:09:23,535
Hey, what are you asleep
or something?
979
01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:27,539
{\an8}Oh, fuck.
980
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:29,958
Oh, what the fuck?
981
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,960
Fuck! You fucking,
what did you do to my...
982
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,378
Julia, your fucking head
is in my...
983
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:54,107
Who the fuck are you?
What the fuck?
984
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:19,549
Am I a terrible person?
985
01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:26,931
I mean, ah,
am I a terrible person
986
01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:29,434
for leaving him alone like that?
987
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:32,729
Hey, you need to do
what is right for you.
988
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:34,397
What makes you feel safe.
989
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,151
Yeah. No, I, I, I know.
990
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:42,155
I just, um, you didn't hear him.
991
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,366
He sounded so lost on the phone,
992
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:48,745
and, um, honestly, I'm just,
993
01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:52,123
I'm really scared.
994
01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:56,086
I don't think you need
to be scared of Adam.
995
01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:57,837
Don't tell her
how she should feel.
996
01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,089
I'm not telling her how to feel.
997
01:10:59,172 --> 01:11:01,383
I'm just saying, it's Adam.
998
01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:03,843
You know? Our Adam.
999
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:08,014
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
1000
01:11:08,098 --> 01:11:11,059
It's just, um, it's,
it's also our Adam
1001
01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,602
that's just completely convinced
1002
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:15,897
this Big Baby character's
actually real.
1003
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:21,903
I get it, but Adam would
never do anything to hurt you.
1004
01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,571
That guy would kill for you,
Kate.
1005
01:11:26,574 --> 01:11:27,617
What?
1006
01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:29,953
Yeah.
1007
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:30,597
Dear God,
I'm going to bed now,
1008
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,224
and I wanna say thank you
for taking care of me.
1009
01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:36,936
I also wanna ask if you
could please help guide
1010
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,856
Mr. Tinkles back home to me.
1011
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,274
I know it's been over a month,
1012
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:44,194
but I'm sure
he's still out there.
1013
01:12:45,612 --> 01:12:47,030
Even though everyone says
1014
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,032
he probably got eaten
by a coyote.
1015
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:55,079
Oh, also another season
of Battlestar Galactica
1016
01:12:55,163 --> 01:12:58,416
would be a real blessing
in my life.
1017
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:02,462
Okay, well,
thank you, God.
1018
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,088
Goodnight. Amen.
1019
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,427
Mm.
1020
01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:18,812
Mm.
1021
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:59,537
Mr. Tinkles?
1022
01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:06,104
Huh, good.
1023
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:08,523
This is really...
1024
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:10,400
You want them dead,
I'll make 'em all dead.
1025
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,235
I'll make them dead, if that
makes you
1026
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,820
feel good about that.
1027
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,119
{\an8}- This was fun.
- Yeah, it was.
1028
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:25,915
We should do it again sometime,
maybe, if you want.
1029
01:16:25,999 --> 01:16:28,376
Yeah, that would be great.
1030
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:30,837
- Yeah.
- Ah, it's just, it's,
1031
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,423
I, I wasn't sure, you know,
1032
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:38,386
it's hard to tell sometimes.
1033
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,847
Do you wanna come in?
1034
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,307
Like now?
1035
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:47,478
Uh, uh, yeah, never mind.
1036
01:16:47,562 --> 01:16:50,398
I, I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry.
1037
01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,442
Could we just pretend
I didn't say that? Uh, yeah.
1038
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:55,737
No, no, I, I would, I,
it's just,
1039
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,697
it's late and I have
an early morning.
1040
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,492
Oh, yeah, it's fine.
1041
01:17:02,869 --> 01:17:04,162
No, I'll, I'll come in.
1042
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,041
You know,
you know, it, you're right.
1043
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,085
I, I didn't realize
it was that late.
1044
01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:13,838
Ah.
1045
01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,506
Okay.
1046
01:17:15,590 --> 01:17:16,632
Uh.
1047
01:17:18,176 --> 01:17:21,095
Um, well...
1048
01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:24,640
Uh.
1049
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:27,935
Um.
1050
01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:30,605
I will call you.
1051
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:33,775
- Okay?
- Okay, goodnight.
1052
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,485
Goodnight.
1053
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:45,703
- You're alive.
- I'm alive.
1054
01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,165
So how'd it go?
1055
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,000
It went good. We had fun.
1056
01:17:51,084 --> 01:17:52,585
He's cute.
1057
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,463
Mm, but what?
1058
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:57,173
But nothing.
1059
01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:02,095
I mean, I invited him in
and he said, "No."
1060
01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:04,639
He said, "No?"
1061
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:07,433
Well, yeah, he said
he had to get up early.
1062
01:18:07,517 --> 01:18:09,936
- Hmm, that's weird.
- Is it?
1063
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:13,189
He doesn't wanna get laid?
1064
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,984
Who said
he was gonna get laid?
1065
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:18,945
Mm-hmm.
1066
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,947
I mean, I don't know.
1067
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,281
Maybe I'm reading into it.
1068
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:23,699
He did say that
he would call me.
1069
01:18:23,783 --> 01:18:26,577
Fuck him, whatever.
1070
01:18:26,661 --> 01:18:27,745
If he calls, he calls.
1071
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:32,333
- What the fuck?
- What?
1072
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:38,422
His car is,
is still in my driveway.
1073
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,759
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean,
1074
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,512
what do I mean? His car is
still parked in my driveway.
1075
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,807
Maybe he changed his mind.
1076
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:50,852
Or maybe he wants to murder me.
1077
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,982
Ah. He's not coming in.
1078
01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:00,403
I don't see him.
1079
01:19:01,696 --> 01:19:05,158
- Are you sure it's his car?
- Yes, I'm sure it's his car.
1080
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,660
You know what?
1081
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,204
I'm just gonna go out there.
I'll call you back, okay?
1082
01:19:10,288 --> 01:19:13,833
No, maybe just text him.
1083
01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:50,828
What the fuck?
1084
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,222
What's going on over there?
1085
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:11,682
Nothing. I mean, I went outside
and I looked in his car
1086
01:20:11,766 --> 01:20:13,351
and no one's there.
1087
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:15,603
Well, it must not be his car.
1088
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:18,022
Just do me a favor,
stay inside.
1089
01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:20,066
Just in case
he's pulling some weird shit.
1090
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,318
No, it was for sure
1091
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:23,986
his car, just no him.
1092
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,949
Well, all the more reason
to stay inside.
1093
01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,993
Oh, never mind, that's him.
1094
01:20:31,077 --> 01:20:33,412
He's knocking.
I'll call you back, okay?
1095
01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:35,873
No, Nikki, don't.
1096
01:20:49,637 --> 01:20:50,846
No, no, no!
1097
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,104
No, no, no! God!
1098
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,314
{\an8}No, no!
1099
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,299
Come on, open up.
1100
01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:09,633
I can hear you breathing.
1101
01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:28,069
Hey, buddy.
1102
01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,280
How you doing?
1103
01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:37,828
- What are you doing here?
- Nothing.
1104
01:22:37,912 --> 01:22:40,915
Just checking on you.
Are you okay?
1105
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:43,501
That's a nasty cut you got.
1106
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:47,213
Oh, ah, yeah, yeah.
1107
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:50,091
No, I'm, um, I'm fine.
1108
01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:54,095
I'm just, ah, you know, working.
1109
01:22:55,388 --> 01:22:57,264
Do you mind if I come in?
1110
01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:59,475
Yeah. It's not really
a good time.
1111
01:23:00,518 --> 01:23:05,022
Yeah, I, ah, okay. I just,
I'm just worried about you.
1112
01:23:05,106 --> 01:23:10,027
You know? You don't seem like,
you don't seem like yourself.
1113
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,613
No one gets
1114
01:23:12,696 --> 01:23:14,657
what's going on here.
1115
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:16,534
All right,
Kate thinks I'm nuts,
1116
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,202
but I'm only trying
to protect her.
1117
01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:20,079
I'm just trying to protect her.
1118
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,748
She's in real danger.
1119
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:26,252
Yeah, she's worried too.
1120
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,378
You talked to her?
1121
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,047
Why don't you just
let me in for a minute
1122
01:23:30,131 --> 01:23:32,383
and you can tell me about
what's going on?
1123
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:36,262
It's me.
1124
01:23:43,978 --> 01:23:45,980
Okay.
1125
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,361
Oh, you want a beer
or something?
1126
01:23:52,445 --> 01:23:53,821
Hey, buddy,
1127
01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:56,532
why don't we just
put the knife down?
1128
01:23:56,615 --> 01:24:00,453
Oh, man, sorry.
1129
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,746
- You know, I gotta be prepared.
- Right.
1130
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:04,498
Okay? In case he comes back.
1131
01:24:04,582 --> 01:24:05,916
Just put the, yeah,
there you go.
1132
01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:09,920
Why don't you just tell me
everything that's going on?
1133
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:19,930
Okay,
first it started out as dreams,
1134
01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:25,394
or I don't know, you know,
something like dreams,
1135
01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:27,271
something in-between.
1136
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:30,441
But then things actually,
they started happening.
1137
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,194
People started getting hurt.
1138
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:35,905
They started dying,
getting murdered,
1139
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:40,743
and somehow I was responsible.
1140
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,162
I have some control,
right, through my writing,
1141
01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:46,165
but I don't know how it,
I don't, I don't know.
1142
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:49,960
I don't, I don't know
how to fully...
1143
01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:52,713
I'm just trying to protect Kate, okay?
1144
01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:54,548
And make him go away.
1145
01:24:54,632 --> 01:24:56,425
Make who go away?
1146
01:24:58,469 --> 01:24:59,512
Big Baby.
1147
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,599
I don't think Big Baby's real, bud.
1148
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,434
I think you just,
1149
01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:08,854
you got in too deep and now
you just need some help to,
1150
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:11,440
I don't know, regulate.
1151
01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:13,692
He's real!
1152
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,486
He's real! He was here!
1153
01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,404
That's who cut me,
and I need to finish
1154
01:25:17,488 --> 01:25:19,698
this script or he kills Kate!
1155
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:23,577
You got her
real scared, dude.
1156
01:25:23,661 --> 01:25:25,955
You talked to her. Where is she?
1157
01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:27,957
- I can't--
- James, James, where is she?
1158
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,251
- Look, she--
- Where is she?
1159
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:31,418
She's with me and Patrice,
1160
01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:33,295
but she doesn't want you
to know,
1161
01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:36,298
and I'm, shit, I wasn't
supposed to tell you that.
1162
01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:38,092
Okay, you gotta leave.
You gotta leave.
1163
01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:40,761
I need to finish this,
I need to finish the script.
1164
01:25:41,887 --> 01:25:43,681
Let me help you.
1165
01:25:43,764 --> 01:25:45,933
Whoa, whoa, take it easy.
1166
01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,851
- James, leave.
- Uh.
1167
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:50,437
- Leave.
- Okay, I'll leave,
1168
01:25:50,521 --> 01:25:53,524
- Hey, listen to me.
- but I just...
1169
01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:57,987
Watch after her.
I'll be done here soon.
1170
01:25:58,070 --> 01:25:59,405
Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
1171
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:00,948
Okay? Why don't you go tell
her that?
1172
01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:04,660
Go tell her that everything
is gonna be fine.
1173
01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:07,162
- Just calm down.
- James, get out.
1174
01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:09,623
Get out, James.
1175
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:12,334
- James, get, get out!
- Okay.
1176
01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:14,712
- Get out!
- Okay, okay, I'll leave.
1177
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:18,591
I just, I, I'll go, but I,
1178
01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:21,093
I just,
1179
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,638
I love you buddy.
1180
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,817
No!
1181
01:28:26,510 --> 01:28:28,262
No.
1182
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,229
Please.
1183
01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:46,530
Wait!
1184
01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:47,656
Wait.
1185
01:28:50,284 --> 01:28:55,372
Please. You can save me.
1186
01:28:56,498 --> 01:29:00,836
You can write whatever you want
and, and I can live.
1187
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:06,800
I told you how sorry I was.
I never meant to hurt anyone.
1188
01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:07,926
Please.
1189
01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:12,598
Please.
You'll be no better than him.
1190
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,435
You'll be just like him.
1191
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,356
You'll be a killer.
1192
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:32,576
Sorry.
1193
01:29:33,452 --> 01:29:35,370
No!
1194
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,163
Yes, yes, you did it.
1195
01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:02,184
Kate.
1196
01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:05,854
Kate!
1197
01:32:08,482 --> 01:32:10,525
Kate!
1198
01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:15,989
Kate! Come on, open up.
1199
01:32:16,073 --> 01:32:18,200
I know you're in there.
1200
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,993
Just call the police.
1201
01:32:20,077 --> 01:32:22,537
It's okay. I've got this.
1202
01:32:22,621 --> 01:32:24,665
Kate!
1203
01:32:28,919 --> 01:32:30,754
Hey, buddy.
1204
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:32,881
Hey, where's Kate?
1205
01:32:33,924 --> 01:32:35,509
Just take it easy.
1206
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:39,721
Where is she?
1207
01:32:39,805 --> 01:32:41,473
She's not here.
1208
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,725
James, don't lie to me.
1209
01:32:43,809 --> 01:32:45,143
I'm telling you,
she's not here.
1210
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:48,730
I need to see her.
1211
01:32:48,814 --> 01:32:50,357
- She's not here?
- She's not here.
1212
01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:53,610
Okay.
1213
01:32:53,694 --> 01:32:55,612
Move!
1214
01:32:58,073 --> 01:33:00,742
Adam, stop!
1215
01:33:00,826 --> 01:33:03,412
What are you doing?
1216
01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:06,081
Baby, just,
just put down the knife.
1217
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:11,294
I'm not gonna hurt you. Okay?
1218
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,217
I'm not gonna hurt anybody.
1219
01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:21,722
I'm here to tell you that
everything's fine. Okay?
1220
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:28,270
I fixed it.
1221
01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:29,604
It's done.
1222
01:33:35,318 --> 01:33:37,362
It's done.
1223
01:33:39,448 --> 01:33:41,533
Big Baby,
he's not gonna hurt you. Okay?
1224
01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:44,870
Okay.
1225
01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:48,415
Okay.
1226
01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:51,418
Hey, that's, that's good.
1227
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:54,629
That, that, means
if he's not gonna hurt me,
1228
01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:56,548
then, then you think you
could just put down the knife.
1229
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:58,967
Right?
1230
01:33:59,051 --> 01:34:02,679
Right? 'Cause,
'cause you said I'm safe.
1231
01:34:02,763 --> 01:34:04,681
So just, let's just
put down the knife.
1232
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:16,068
I need to talk to you... alone.
1233
01:34:18,278 --> 01:34:21,990
Yeah. Of, of course.
1234
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:25,494
Um, let's just give James
the knife
1235
01:34:25,577 --> 01:34:28,705
and then we can go talk, okay?
1236
01:34:30,373 --> 01:34:31,792
Yeah, buddy.
Just hand me the knife.
1237
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,418
- Ah, ah!
- Oh, no!
1238
01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:35,962
No! Ow, let me go!
1239
01:34:37,380 --> 01:34:39,091
Stop it! Ow!
1240
01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:40,967
No!
1241
01:34:41,051 --> 01:34:42,135
Ow! Stop it!
1242
01:34:44,346 --> 01:34:46,473
- Kate!
- Open the door!
1243
01:34:46,556 --> 01:34:48,642
Kate, are you okay?
Can you hear me?
1244
01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:51,061
- Is it locked?
- Yes, it's locked!
1245
01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:55,774
Kate!
1246
01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:57,859
Kate.
1247
01:35:01,238 --> 01:35:03,740
Oh, shh.
1248
01:35:03,824 --> 01:35:07,410
Adam, this isn't okay.
1249
01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:10,372
- I'm not okay.
- Kate,
1250
01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,790
I would never hurt you.
1251
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:16,878
Here.
1252
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:22,134
- Take it.
- Kate!
1253
01:35:22,217 --> 01:35:24,386
Let us in!
1254
01:35:24,469 --> 01:35:28,348
It's okay! I'm okay!
1255
01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,392
What should we do?
Should we call the police?
1256
01:35:30,475 --> 01:35:32,394
What? Shit, no.
1257
01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:34,813
Uh, I don't know.
Let's just give 'em a minute.
1258
01:35:43,113 --> 01:35:45,699
What are
we supposed to do? Huh?
1259
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:51,454
What, what do you expect me
to do?
1260
01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:53,498
I don't know.
1261
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:59,880
It doesn't matter anymore.
1262
01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:03,300
You can think I'm crazy.
You can leave me.
1263
01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:06,386
You can call the police.
1264
01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:09,264
Oh, it just
doesn't matter anymore.
1265
01:36:11,808 --> 01:36:13,768
I just want you
to know that all I did,
1266
01:36:13,852 --> 01:36:16,980
everything that I did,
it was to,
1267
01:36:19,482 --> 01:36:21,026
it was to protect you.
1268
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:28,658
Oh, I don't understand
any of this.
1269
01:36:28,742 --> 01:36:30,577
I don't understand
1270
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:34,164
how this happened,
but I know, Kate,
1271
01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:35,790
Kate, I know it's not
in my head,
1272
01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:43,632
or maybe that's where
it started, but somehow,
1273
01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:47,802
somehow it got out.
1274
01:36:49,221 --> 01:36:50,555
It got out
1275
01:36:50,639 --> 01:36:51,973
and it's here now.
1276
01:36:52,057 --> 01:36:53,099
It's here.
1277
01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:57,312
No,
1278
01:36:59,606 --> 01:37:00,649
it's not.
1279
01:37:03,944 --> 01:37:05,070
It can't be.
1280
01:37:10,909 --> 01:37:13,912
Let me help you, please?
1281
01:37:15,372 --> 01:37:19,209
It's not too late. I can,
I can help you.
1282
01:37:22,295 --> 01:37:23,338
It's too late.
1283
01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:27,425
And now I've realized
1284
01:37:29,719 --> 01:37:31,805
there's only one way
for all this to stop.
1285
01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:35,976
What are you saying?
1286
01:37:41,481 --> 01:37:45,235
Interior, bedroom, night.
1287
01:37:45,318 --> 01:37:46,736
Big Baby emerges
from the shadows.
1288
01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:59,374
He moves across
the room towards Adam.
1289
01:38:02,836 --> 01:38:05,463
Adam, what the fuck?
1290
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:11,970
The killer lifts
his ax.
1291
01:38:12,053 --> 01:38:13,722
No, no.
1292
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,390
And screams.
1293
01:38:19,978 --> 01:38:21,354
Break it down!
1294
01:38:21,438 --> 01:38:22,731
- Break it down!
- What?
1295
01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,150
Move!
1296
01:38:26,985 --> 01:38:28,403
Oh!
1297
01:38:39,456 --> 01:38:40,707
It wasn't me.
1298
01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,710
It was him.
1299
01:38:46,838 --> 01:38:48,173
It was Big Baby.
1300
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,024
{\an8}Welcome back to...
1301
01:39:06,107 --> 01:39:08,151
{\an8}Blood Soaked.
1302
01:39:08,234 --> 01:39:11,029
{\an8}The biggest, bloodiest
horror movie review podcast
1303
01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:12,781
{\an8}in the history of the world.
1304
01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:15,658
{\an8}- As usual, I'm Vampire Greg.
- And I'm Steve Strange.
1305
01:39:15,742 --> 01:39:18,870
{\an8}And we hope you are
ready for this episode.
1306
01:39:18,953 --> 01:39:21,498
{\an8}We are going to review a movie
that just dropped this weekend.
1307
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:26,336
{\an8}The highly-anticipated
slasher, mm, Big Baby.
1308
01:39:26,419 --> 01:39:27,837
{\an8}Oh, I'm already shitting
1309
01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:29,130
{\an8}- in my diaper, ooh.
- I know.
1310
01:39:29,214 --> 01:39:30,924
{\an8}I can smell it from here.
1311
01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:33,843
{\an8}But the thing is, this isn't
just a review of the film.
1312
01:39:33,927 --> 01:39:35,470
{\an8}- Oh, no.
- Mm-mm.
1313
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:37,430
{\an8}Me and Greg actually
have a personal connection
1314
01:39:37,514 --> 01:39:39,891
{\an8}- to the movie itself.
- Or at least someone
1315
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:41,935
{\an8}ah, associated with this,
with this film.
1316
01:39:42,018 --> 01:39:45,355
{\an8}So myself and my partner
in crime here, Steve,
1317
01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:48,691
{\an8}had an interaction,
let's just say, with Adam Lewis,
1318
01:39:48,775 --> 01:39:51,152
{\an8}- the writer of this film.
- Right, okay.
1319
01:39:51,236 --> 01:39:54,072
{\an8}So me and Greg were minding
our business
1320
01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:56,991
{\an8}at our local coffee shop
and up walks this dude.
1321
01:39:57,075 --> 01:39:58,910
{\an8}Yes, this dude, of course,
being Adam Lewis,
1322
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,662
{\an8}the, the screenwriter
of Big Baby.
1323
01:40:00,745 --> 01:40:02,831
{\an8}Right, but of course,
we didn't know this at the time.
1324
01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:06,167
{\an8}So he walks up and he wants to
start talking horror movies,
1325
01:40:06,251 --> 01:40:08,920
{\an8}and, and, and we thought
he was just fanboying us like--
1326
01:40:09,003 --> 01:40:11,464
{\an8}- As usual.
- A lot of people do.
1327
01:40:11,548 --> 01:40:14,592
{\an8}Um, but no, it turns out
that he'd heard our review
1328
01:40:14,676 --> 01:40:17,429
{\an8}of his previous film,
The Blackest Moon.
1329
01:40:17,512 --> 01:40:19,013
{\an8}Which we both agreed
1330
01:40:19,097 --> 01:40:21,224
{\an8}was a steaming pile of
dog vomit, right?
1331
01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:23,601
{\an8}Mm-hmm, exactly.
1332
01:40:23,685 --> 01:40:25,311
{\an8}Well, Mr. Lewis
did not take kindly
1333
01:40:25,395 --> 01:40:26,813
{\an8}to that assessment.
1334
01:40:26,896 --> 01:40:29,357
{\an8}And then he proceeded to
dump an entire cup of coffee.
1335
01:40:29,441 --> 01:40:30,942
{\an8}- Hot coffee.
- Hot coffee
1336
01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:32,402
{\an8}- on our heads.
- Hot coffee.
1337
01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:34,446
{\an8}I mean, this guy was
a fucking lunatic.
1338
01:40:34,529 --> 01:40:36,698
{\an8}Right, so, flash forward
to more recent news,
1339
01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:38,992
{\an8}and get this, our buddy
Adam Lewis, right?
1340
01:40:39,075 --> 01:40:40,410
{\an8}Hey, get ready for it.
1341
01:40:40,493 --> 01:40:41,953
{\an8}He was...
1342
01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:43,913
{\an8}...murdered by his girlfriend.
1343
01:40:43,997 --> 01:40:45,665
{\an8}- Allegedly.
- Allege-- Allegedly.
1344
01:40:45,748 --> 01:40:47,125
{\an8}I mean, there are some sources
that say
1345
01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,543
{\an8}it may have been a suicide,
1346
01:40:48,626 --> 01:40:50,336
{\an8}or at least there was
some questions
1347
01:40:50,420 --> 01:40:52,172
{\an8}as to what actually happened.
1348
01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:54,174
{\an8}Who knows? Who cares?
1349
01:40:54,257 --> 01:40:55,675
{\an8}Whatever, trial pending.
1350
01:40:55,758 --> 01:40:57,177
{\an8}Sure, so you know what?
You know what?
1351
01:40:57,260 --> 01:40:58,970
{\an8}Suicide, schmuicide. All right?
1352
01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:00,930
{\an8}I'm saying this guy fucking
deserved it.
1353
01:41:01,014 --> 01:41:02,640
{\an8}- Whoa.
- Well, look, I couldn't get
1354
01:41:02,724 --> 01:41:04,767
{\an8}those coffee stains outta
my shirt after like a week,
1355
01:41:04,851 --> 01:41:06,603
{\an8}so, yeah, no fucking remorse.
1356
01:41:06,686 --> 01:41:08,563
{\an8}Okay, all right. Fair enough.
1357
01:41:08,646 --> 01:41:12,150
{\an8}Well, Mr. Lewis did manage
to crank out one last script
1358
01:41:12,233 --> 01:41:14,402
{\an8}before his untimely demise,
and that script
1359
01:41:14,486 --> 01:41:16,654
{\an8}was for the movie Big Baby.
1360
01:41:16,738 --> 01:41:18,239
{\an8}Which hits theaters this week.
1361
01:41:18,323 --> 01:41:22,285
{\an8}Mm-hmm. So, okay,
what'd you think?
1362
01:41:22,368 --> 01:41:24,662
{\an8}Look, this, this might,
this might come as a shock,
1363
01:41:24,746 --> 01:41:27,540
but I thought
it was fucking awesome.
1364
01:41:27,624 --> 01:41:30,210
- Yeah, hell yeah, it was.
- Fucking sick.
1365
01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:34,380
Now let's get into the details
of this monster piece.
1366
01:41:34,464 --> 01:41:36,841
Be warned, spoilers ahead.
1367
01:41:40,136 --> 01:41:42,222
- Good show today, bro.
- Yeah, man, good shit.
1368
01:41:42,305 --> 01:41:44,015
Wanna grab a drink?
1369
01:41:45,350 --> 01:41:46,476
Sure, why not? Yeah.
1370
01:41:49,437 --> 01:41:51,773
Hey, um,
1371
01:41:52,815 --> 01:41:54,609
you don't think we were
too harsh on that guy, right?
1372
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,694
Adam Lewis?
1373
01:41:56,778 --> 01:42:00,365
No, fuck that guy.
1374
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:03,618
- That's what I was thinking.
- Right?
1375
01:42:03,701 --> 01:42:07,497
Fuck that guy.