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[sighs] 24 00:01:51,973 --> 00:01:56,185 But a girl can only take so much isolation. 25 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:59,809 But if I go out there and I stumble, 26 00:01:59,843 --> 00:02:03,157 which I know I will, and no one's there to pick me up, 27 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:04,400 I just wonder, 28 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:09,336 will it all even be worth it? 29 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:14,582 I guess what I'm asking you is, 30 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,141 should I go for a run? 31 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:31,461 [waves continue crashing] 32 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:35,569 [slow reggae music] 33 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:46,200 ♪ You're my lady, lady, lady ♪ 34 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:54,035 ♪ And I can never hurt you ♪ 35 00:02:56,072 --> 00:03:00,421 ♪ You are my baby, baby, baby ♪ 36 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:03,286 - So, Guinevere, how's your new winter hangout? 37 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:05,530 - Actually, it's Fern now. 38 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,740 - Okay, Fern it is. 39 00:03:08,774 --> 00:03:11,329 [slow reggae music continues] 40 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:15,540 ♪ She is a blessing from above ♪ 41 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:17,438 - Sometimes if I stare too long into one 42 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:20,027 of my client's bald spots- - When I die, 43 00:03:20,061 --> 00:03:21,166 I want you to bury me 44 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,686 in the creepiest graveyard you can find. 45 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,067 - Okay, Fern is much darker than Guinevere- 46 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:28,138 - Next to an old tree with a gaping hole 47 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:29,899 where throngs of bats live. 48 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,521 - You got up early again, didn't you? 49 00:03:31,556 --> 00:03:33,454 - I want the gravedigger to leave a mound of dirty over me 50 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:36,699 with no grass, and put the gravestone in crooked. 51 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,770 And the stone should already have a crack spidering in 52 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:39,874 from the corner. 53 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:41,635 - That's very vivid. 54 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:45,259 - I want everyone who visits to be terrified 55 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:50,299 that I might reach up out of the dirt and grab their ankles. 56 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,441 You are taking notes, right? 57 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:56,270 - Oh, yeah, even when you're dead, 58 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,065 you want to be able to grab ankles. 59 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:58,893 - Exactly. 60 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,070 - You looked great out there. 61 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:05,003 Come back anytime. 62 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,970 - Oh, thank you, thank you. 63 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:09,559 You were a wonderful audience. 64 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:14,081 The sweater's a nice touch, sundress for all seasons. 65 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:19,051 [waves continue crashing] 66 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:23,677 - So I rented out my half bath. 67 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,163 - What? 68 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:30,373 - To a professional gamer, mm-hmm. 69 00:04:30,408 --> 00:04:31,409 Do you want to meet him? 70 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:32,651 - Immediately. 71 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,793 You're journaling? 72 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:41,211 [Fern laughs] 73 00:04:41,246 --> 00:04:44,042 - Well, [sighs] I figure the only child 74 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:47,079 of deceased parents ought to leave some sort of record 75 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,185 of her existence behind. 76 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:52,015 Come on. 77 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,813 - I'm in the sniper's nest. 78 00:04:56,848 --> 00:04:58,884 Head shot, let's go. 79 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:00,886 [slow music] 80 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:02,854 - Is he taking a [whispers]? 81 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:05,235 - No, no, no, no, his pants are up. 82 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:09,654 Yeah, I'll introduce you, [knocks] hello. 83 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:10,896 - Howdy, Fern. 84 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:14,210 - This is my best friend, Tiffany. 85 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:17,213 - When did you get friends? 86 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:18,801 - And you are? 87 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,630 - The Spec Ops Tea Bag. 88 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,218 - I'm sorry, what? 89 00:05:22,252 --> 00:05:24,358 - See, whenever he kills one of his little opponents, 90 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:26,187 how likes to make his character squat 91 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:29,950 on top of the enemy's carcass over and over again. 92 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:31,917 I've seen him do it, he's talented. 93 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:32,918 - The best. 94 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,126 - Oof, yikes. 95 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:38,786 - It's a statement, it says not only can I kill you, 96 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:41,099 but I have time to humiliate you, too. 97 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,031 - Dark. 98 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:45,275 What's your actual name? 99 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,449 - Skip. 100 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:48,382 - Skip, [laughs] that's a puppy's name. 101 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,314 - Rude, Tiff. 102 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,488 - I'm sorry, but your murdering 103 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:52,593 and humping isn't very puppy-like? 104 00:05:52,628 --> 00:05:54,423 - It's not puppy-like at all. 105 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:56,217 - So why play games in a bathroom? 106 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:58,806 - Air strike on the team. 107 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:00,360 Solitude, for one. 108 00:06:02,189 --> 00:06:03,811 And dedication. 109 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:04,950 - He gets all his food delivered 110 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:06,814 and literally never leaves. 111 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:08,540 - So this is what you live for, Skip, 112 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:11,440 virtual tea bagging day and night? 113 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,721 - The career of a professional gamer peaks at a young age 114 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,930 and steeply declines as reflexes fail. 115 00:06:18,964 --> 00:06:21,588 I could wake up as an old man without notice. 116 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,521 - An old man named Skip. 117 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:26,316 That'll be a sad day indeed. 118 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:28,077 - Well, we better go, I promised 119 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,010 I'd only say hi once per day, 120 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:31,736 and we just did way more than hi. 121 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,876 - Aw, how lonely. 122 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:37,017 Well, see you later then, Skippy tea boy. 123 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,846 - Yeah, I'll be here. 124 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:42,332 Fern, close the chamber to my war room. 125 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,024 [slow music continues] 126 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:46,060 Dude, you're gonna blame it on your internet connection? 127 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,131 Tell your mom to switch out the dial up in the basement. 128 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,306 - I am not a salesman, I. 129 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:56,105 Okay, well, I am a salesman, but I'm not here soliciting. 130 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:57,037 I'm here to see- 131 00:06:57,071 --> 00:06:59,695 - Not Fern, I will not allow it. 132 00:07:00,627 --> 00:07:02,145 - Fern? 133 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:06,011 - Don't worry, Mrs. Kellogg, Eric is Tiffany's boyfriend. 134 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:08,428 - Oh, well, that's all right, then. 135 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:09,498 - Hey. - Hey. 136 00:07:11,879 --> 00:07:15,089 - He has corporate pimp vibes, 137 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:17,678 like he would sell anything to anyone. 138 00:07:17,713 --> 00:07:21,095 Like he would sell marbles to a toddler, 139 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,755 like he would sell fentanyl 140 00:07:28,102 --> 00:07:29,000 to a 141 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:30,760 person. 142 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,109 You need someone more wholesome. 143 00:07:35,144 --> 00:07:36,594 - I'll be sure to set my sights higher 144 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:39,148 than a corporate pimp. 145 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:44,222 - Good, all right, I am going to smother my [indistinct] 146 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:48,606 with pancakes smothered in chocolate. 147 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,021 - Yum. 148 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:52,092 - Y'all are welcome to join me across the street, 149 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:54,059 even the shill. 150 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,026 - I'm- 151 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,752 - I'd love to, Mrs. Kellogg, 152 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:59,858 but unfortunately I have a doctor's appointment. 153 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,896 - Ah, well, that's the next best thing 154 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,795 to a junk food breakfast. [laughs] 155 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,728 - Absolutely. [laughs] 156 00:08:07,763 --> 00:08:08,660 - Yeah. 157 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:12,181 - Shill? 158 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,321 You know what, lady, you're a- 159 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:15,149 [Eric groans] 160 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,496 - It's too hard. 161 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,981 - Yeah, yeah, Fern's a little more aggressive 162 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:20,638 than Guinevere, let's get you up. 163 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:21,466 [Eric groans] 164 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,605 - Ready to go? 165 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,917 - You keep this one out of trouble. 166 00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:25,574 I'll let you know if the doctor says anything. 167 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:26,851 - You sure, what if he finally gives you- 168 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:29,336 - It's been nothing since the diagnosis, 169 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,062 and just test after test. 170 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,650 I'll be fine, promise. 171 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:33,720 - I'll call you later. 172 00:08:33,754 --> 00:08:35,376 - Okay, bye, shill. 173 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:40,589 [slow music] 174 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:50,633 [slow music continues] 175 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:53,394 [doctor knocks] 176 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,673 Hey, Dr. Swayze. 177 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:58,399 So what's the verdict? 178 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:01,368 - It's Schwazer, actually. 179 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:05,130 You know, Swayze is fine. 180 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,549 - I know, I'm just a big "Point Break" fan. 181 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,171 - Yeah, not "Dirty Dancing"? 182 00:09:11,205 --> 00:09:15,900 - No, I need some surf, sand, sun and Keanu with my Swayze. 183 00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:19,386 Looks like you get a bit of sun. 184 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,630 - Yes, yes, I do, I- I have always felt 185 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:26,220 that the sun can unlock incredible healing powers in us. 186 00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:29,189 I mean- I mean, it can contribute 187 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:30,811 to your overall better health. 188 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,123 - Well, the tan looks great, 189 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:34,297 and it really makes your lab coat pop. 190 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,505 - Yeah, well, 191 00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:38,232 thank you. 192 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:44,031 So we have your test results back, 193 00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:48,346 and there will be no need for further tests at this time. 194 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,831 The diagnosis is still accurate, 195 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:54,524 and right now we have a prognosis of sorts. 196 00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:00,358 - A prognosis of sorts? 197 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,222 Oh, you've been hard at work there, doc. 198 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:04,569 [Dr. Schwazer laughs] 199 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,536 - I am not good at this. 200 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:09,367 - It's okay, Dr. Schwazer. 201 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,541 I- I know you're just the messenger, 202 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:13,716 and I know the tests won't sure that I'm cured, 203 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:16,616 so you can just be straight with me. 204 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,031 I can handle it. 205 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:25,003 - Well, you're right, you're not cured, and right now, 206 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:29,525 unfortunately, healing isn't an option, 207 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:34,150 only limited treatment to help prolong life. 208 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:38,810 - Sheesh, doc. 209 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,712 You couldn't have put on a red clown nose 210 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:47,474 or something to break the news little easier? 211 00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:52,790 - Well, I told you I'm not good at this. 212 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:54,757 But we do offer excellent consultation here, 213 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,345 you can- - It's, [sniffs] 214 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:59,244 it's okay, I'm just teasing, doc. [laughs] 215 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,075 You, [sighs] you did great. 216 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:04,387 Yeah, you have a tough job. 217 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,357 So, [sighs] 218 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:11,187 how long do I have? 219 00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,260 [Dr. Schwazer sighs] 220 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,918 - Well, there really is no way of knowing for sure, it's, 221 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:22,992 the case like yours, it could be years, it could be months. 222 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,824 There's just no way of knowing for sure. 223 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:29,999 - But I should prepare for the worst. 224 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:34,038 - Look, I know this is gonna sound cliche, 225 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:38,214 but a patient's outlook, [sighs] 226 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:43,772 their- their fight, that can really determine a lot. 227 00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:46,602 - I guess it's too late for me 228 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:49,432 to just go get some more sun, huh? 229 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:54,472 - Well, I want you to remember this. 230 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,371 When we're- when we're talking about outlook, 231 00:11:57,406 --> 00:12:00,271 it's important not to lose perspective. 232 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:03,274 Keep setting goals for yourself, longterm goals, 233 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,311 as if I never delivered this news today. 234 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:09,418 [slow guitar music] 235 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:17,633 ♪ Always be humble and kind ♪ 236 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:21,050 ♪ Don't let the hatred consume your mind ♪ 237 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,777 ♪ I know it can be hard to find ♪ 238 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:26,573 ♪ All the love deep inside ♪ 239 00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:29,507 ♪ And though we're living in some crazy times ♪ 240 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,062 ♪ In all the darkness, you can be the light ♪ 241 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,893 ♪ Focus on a good in your life ♪ 242 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,032 ♪ And always be humble ♪ 243 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,033 - So he basically said it's up 244 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,793 to you how much longer you have? 245 00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:41,657 - I guess modern medicine has yet 246 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,970 to reach the capability of willpower. 247 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:46,835 - No, he should give you better advice. 248 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:51,874 - I don't know, he seemed pretty wise and adorably nervous, 249 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,427 with an oddly perfect tan. 250 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,015 [Tiffany laughs] 251 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:57,190 - Okay, are you gonna marry the guy or get his medical help? 252 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,778 - He said to set longterm goals. 253 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,918 - He doesn't know how much longer you have. 254 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,023 [waves crashing] 255 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,819 - You know what, I'm gonna do it. 256 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,373 - No, no, no. 257 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,790 No, who are you calling? 258 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,136 - My boss, shh. 259 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:17,106 Hey, [laughs] do you have a minute? 260 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:21,628 Oh, [laughs] okay, good, 'cause I don't have many left. 261 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,803 No, literally, I'm dying. 262 00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:28,669 No, no, it's not a joke, death is no joke. 263 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:33,467 Well, I- I guess I have joked about death before. 264 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:37,747 Really, [laughs] often, well, 265 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:41,199 this time it's for real, and we need to talk. 266 00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,753 So I know you said that I needed experience 267 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,790 and leadership skills before I would be eligible 268 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,551 for a promotion, but I disagree. 269 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,107 No, no, no, no, no, I'm being assertive, 270 00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:54,143 which is an ideal quality in a leader, 271 00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:58,044 and I need the promotion now because I'm dying. 272 00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:04,326 What do you mean this isn't the Make-A-Wish Foundation? 273 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,638 You're the one being inappropriate. 274 00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:07,881 You know what, fine, 275 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,539 if that's how you really feel, then I quit. 276 00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:15,440 No, I'm not gonna give you a two weeks' notice, I'm dying. 277 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,236 Well, there goes that longterm goal. 278 00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:20,860 - Okay, that was more of a kamikaze demand. 279 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:21,964 [Fern sighs] 280 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:22,896 You need to bring back Guinevere. 281 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,587 She was way less impulsive. 282 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,761 - And boring. 283 00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:31,111 - Fine, I gotta pee, don't wander off with a stranger, 284 00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,631 unless he's super hot, then just text me. 285 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,563 - Sure. 286 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:39,119 Don't say hi to Skip, unless you think he's super hot. 287 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,465 - [Tiffany] Ha. 288 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:47,127 [slow guitar music] 289 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,652 [waves crashing] 290 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,726 [slow guitar music continues] 291 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,971 - What are you, some sort of addict? 292 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:06,008 - What are you, some sort of stalker? 293 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:06,906 - Yes. 294 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:08,873 - I always said the best kind 295 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,462 of stalkers come in sundresses. 296 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,257 - That's a solid observation. 297 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:17,157 [slow guitar music continues] 298 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:25,821 [waves continue crashing] 299 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,759 - So, what's up, sundress? 300 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:36,556 - You still didn't answer my question. 301 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,076 - I'm an addict when the surf is up, 302 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,733 and low tide hits twice during daylight. 303 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,667 - Three times if the moon is full? 304 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,463 - I think that's more for fishing. 305 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:50,259 - Yes, please, take me seriously. 306 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:54,332 Hey, can you teach me? 307 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,264 - To fish? 308 00:15:56,369 --> 00:16:00,511 - Gross, no, to surf. [Cole laughs] 309 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:05,447 - I don't know, surfing takes a lifetime to learn. 310 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,968 - Well, I've gotta spend it on something. 311 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,973 - All right, I'll teach you. 312 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:18,391 Lay down on your stomach like you're about to do a pushup. 313 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,532 - Should I change into something, or? 314 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,534 - If you could pop up in a sundress, 315 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,156 you'll have no problem out there. 316 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:26,054 - Really? 317 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:32,646 - No, [laughs] no, it's- it's extremely difficult. 318 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:34,441 Come on. 319 00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,373 - Okay. 320 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,379 - Get down, do your best girly pushup. 321 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,656 - Rude. 322 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,625 - Okay, then give me your best pushup. 323 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:51,769 Stop, right there, perfect, hold that position. 324 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:56,015 - I admit, I don't exercise much. [laughs] 325 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,120 - Okay, next you're gonna bring 326 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,605 your left foot to your chest. 327 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:10,443 [waves continue crashing] 328 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,034 - So you're a surfer now. 329 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:19,245 - Oh, no, I have absolutely no knack for this. 330 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,937 - That's not true, her girly pushups are perfect. 331 00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,697 - I can imagine. 332 00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:24,629 - Thanks. 333 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,426 Well, I guess I'll see you around, 334 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,118 unless you enter surfer's rehab. 335 00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,775 - Don't count on it, see you, sundress. 336 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:36,365 [waves continue crashing] 337 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,955 Sundress. 338 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,996 - It's official, I'm on my way out, 339 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:51,173 and apparently I get to choose how long I stay. 340 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,555 I suppose that's always sort of our own choice, 341 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,315 but now I kind of feel like I do 342 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,696 when I'm checking my email at work 343 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,560 and I get a meeting invite. 344 00:17:58,594 --> 00:17:59,871 I'm ready to accept it, 345 00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,010 but I should probably wait a little bit 346 00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:03,496 so no one thinks I'm anxious. 347 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:09,157 I just gotta find something else worth being anxious over. 348 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,607 This is a pretty half-baked bucket list adventure, Tiffany. 349 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,299 - Hey, no, this place is adorable, 350 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,817 and I deserve some extra points 351 00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:17,234 because it's in your new neighborhood. 352 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:20,409 - I just thought we'd do something more death-defying. 353 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,997 - Golf is very therapeutic. 354 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,516 It's good for your mind and your soul. 355 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,862 - What do you know about a soul? 356 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,553 - Well, actually, I've been reading this book 357 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:27,830 on business leadership, and it- 358 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,798 - Let's just, let's make some memories 359 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:31,731 before we throw ourselves out of a plane. 360 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,629 - I want to throw myself out of a plane. 361 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:37,737 I want the- the adventure and the recklessness. 362 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:38,945 My journal depends on it. 363 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:40,498 - Okay, let's just give it a try, 364 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:43,225 because look how cute the monkey is. 365 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,503 - Technically, that's an ape, doesn't have a tail, 366 00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:46,435 but he's this big- - Okay, babe, yeah, yeah, 367 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,541 quiet time, five minutes, okay? 368 00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:51,026 Let's go to the next hole. 369 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:51,958 Yeah. 370 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:56,480 [slow reggae music] 371 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,381 - Actually, maybe it's best if I go first. 372 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:03,280 - [Tiffany] Go ahead. 373 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,522 - Okay, ready? 374 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,355 Bounce. 375 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:10,321 Okay. 376 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,564 - You made it over the hill. 377 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,566 - Yeah, I wanted it to go right there. 378 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,602 Straight down just a little bit, right there. 379 00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,604 You know what, why don't you just, here. 380 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:21,332 ♪ What is this mental space ♪ 381 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,680 - That was- - That was great, wasn't it? 382 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:25,854 - [Tiffany] That was great, 383 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:27,407 that was a shot. - It was pretty great. 384 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,651 Fern, actually, if you, so, like, you're being, shoulder- 385 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,411 ♪ Me too, we escape ♪ 386 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:32,585 - Yeah, let's give her space, 387 00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:33,793 okay, every player's- - Hey, yeah, no, 388 00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:34,587 no, no, yeah. - A little different. 389 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,071 - [Eric] Yeah, yeah. 390 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,383 - That one was- - Oh, that was pretty good. 391 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:42,457 ♪ Inspiration to create ♪ 392 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,391 ♪ But if they want to hate ♪ 393 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:48,428 ♪ I won't give faith ♪ 394 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:51,017 [Tiffany shrieks] 395 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:52,398 ♪ All the love we made ♪ 396 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:53,330 - [Eric] Looking good, looking good. 397 00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:55,642 - [Fern] Okay, close, right? 398 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:57,989 ♪ Hello, faith ♪ 399 00:19:58,024 --> 00:20:00,337 - [Fern] Nice, nice, nice. 400 00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:01,269 - Great! 401 00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:02,511 - Let's keep the voice down. 402 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:03,823 - Remember when I bought that green jacket? 403 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:04,962 - Yes. - Yeah- 404 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,274 - I didn't like it. 405 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,275 - It was gonna match my eyes. 406 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:08,103 [Tiffany laughs] 407 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:10,347 ♪ Hello, faith ♪ 408 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:11,175 ♪ Hello ♪ 409 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,003 - [Eric] Are you coming? 410 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:12,832 - [Fern] Yeah. 411 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:13,936 - I'm like a wildebeest. 412 00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:16,145 ♪ Elevate ♪ 413 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:16,974 - Oh, if that goes in. [laughs] 414 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,873 ♪ Watch this place ♪ 415 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,945 ♪ How could I be ♪ 416 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:26,363 ♪ Whatever you see ♪ 417 00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:30,436 ♪ Why do you want to bother me ♪ 418 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,403 - Okay, your falter is a little bit off, 419 00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,888 but if you just adjust your grip there- 420 00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:37,374 - Look, this has been fun, Tiff, 421 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,239 but it still feels a little empty. 422 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,102 I mean, I just don't know what to write about. 423 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,622 - Well, maybe this entry can be about friendship 424 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,107 and- and animals and cuteness. 425 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,662 - And your technique really has improved. 426 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,215 I mean, if you keep working at it, 427 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,492 I think you'd be ready for- 428 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:55,495 - What, the pirate place across the street? 429 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,291 - Well, no, that- that's a very different strategy, 430 00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,775 and you're not close to that, 431 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,294 but if you keep working at it, I think we can- 432 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:03,296 - Look, guys, I appreciate it, 433 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:07,611 but my problems aren't gonna be fixed by tiny golf. 434 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:09,992 - Mini golf- 435 00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:11,477 - Okay, wait, I wasn't trying to solve your problems. 436 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:13,548 I just thought we wanted to have a little bit of fun. 437 00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:15,653 - Well, then there's the haunted house 438 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:17,414 that's next to the body piercing shop, 439 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,485 and there's an old time-y photo studio right next to it. 440 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,210 I mean, we could have a spring break themed 441 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:22,626 going away party- 442 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:26,181 - Fern, I just, I thought this plan would be fun 443 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:27,734 and different, and- - Look, I'm, 444 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,667 I'm not mad at you, okay? 445 00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:34,672 I- I just, [cries] I just need to go home. 446 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,054 - I gotta- - Go. 447 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:37,986 - Okay. 448 00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:42,991 - Rhinos. 449 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:45,752 Naked unicorn. 450 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,688 [Fern sighs] 451 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,244 [footsteps pattering] 452 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:02,182 [slow reggae music] 453 00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:12,365 [slow reggae music continues] 454 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:21,270 [slow reggae music continues] 455 00:22:26,552 --> 00:22:30,418 [slow reggae music continues] 456 00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:39,081 [slow reggae music continues] 457 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,912 - [Fern] I don't know what swept me up, 458 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,569 but I was in a fog. 459 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:50,058 [slow reggae music continues] 460 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:59,550 ♪ Swimming in the deep, deep water ♪ 461 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,966 ♪ Try to navigate ♪ 462 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:06,868 ♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪ 463 00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:09,388 ♪ Come out unscathed, surrounded by ♪ 464 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,251 - [Fern] Of course I went with him. 465 00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:13,702 He was cute and I was vulnerable. 466 00:23:13,737 --> 00:23:16,084 ♪ I don't need their praise ♪ 467 00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:19,812 ♪ You know no weapon formed ♪ 468 00:23:19,846 --> 00:23:21,607 - [Fern] I have no idea what the pastor said 469 00:23:21,641 --> 00:23:26,508 or what vows were made, but everything became clear to me. 470 00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:32,341 I felt like I did as a little girl playing "wedding day" 471 00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:34,930 with my friends. [laughs] 472 00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:35,862 It was so 473 00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:38,865 pure. 474 00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:42,973 No, I didn't go home with the guy. 475 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,493 He was from out of town and he didn't push it. 476 00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:47,184 He was a gentleman. 477 00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:51,119 But now I know what to put on my bucket list. 478 00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:53,432 ♪ Swimming in the deep, deep water ♪ 479 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,434 - [Fern] Just one item. 480 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,989 Get married. 481 00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:02,441 ♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪ 482 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:07,031 [dish clinks] 483 00:24:12,692 --> 00:24:14,867 - Just a quick catnap and back at it. 484 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:17,421 Sorry, Lucas, I had to step away from the controller. 485 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,355 Had to find my wallet to pay your mom. 486 00:24:20,389 --> 00:24:22,219 - Good morning, Skip. 487 00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:25,325 You know, I was thinking 488 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,568 about what you were saying the other day, 489 00:24:26,603 --> 00:24:29,502 about wasting your youth and getting old, and I- 490 00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:30,745 - I said that? 491 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,680 - I'm sorry, did you say catnap? 492 00:24:34,714 --> 00:24:36,682 Are- are you trying not to sleep? 493 00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:39,029 - There is no try, only do. 494 00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:42,791 So, yeah, I guess I failed there for a minute. 495 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:45,414 - Skip, that's insane. 496 00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:49,936 Are there even people on at this time for you to- to battle? 497 00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:54,493 - I gotta be the best, so I can't sleep like the rest. 498 00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:57,634 - Maybe we should get some of those electric paddle things 499 00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,118 in case your heart gives out. 500 00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:00,637 - A defibrillator? 501 00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:03,122 - So you two know each other. 502 00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:09,922 - You were saying something about getting old? 503 00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:12,925 - Mm-hmm, I decided I'm gonna get married 504 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,616 before it's too late. 505 00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:17,412 - Congratulations, when's the date? 506 00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:20,657 - I need to find a fiance first. 507 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:23,073 - That is recommended, yeah. 508 00:25:25,282 --> 00:25:27,318 - What are you doing next weekend? 509 00:25:27,353 --> 00:25:28,596 - I can only marry a woman 510 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:31,288 who could best me at a game of my choice. 511 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,394 - Mm, picky, picky, picky Skip. 512 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:36,051 - Yeah, we all have standards. 513 00:25:36,086 --> 00:25:38,364 - Absolutely, here, you want bacon? 514 00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:40,228 - Always, hit me, ah. 515 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,681 Did you microwave it? 516 00:25:45,647 --> 00:25:47,615 You're a trash person. 517 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:50,376 - Yeah, I'm the trash person. 518 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:51,308 - Hey. 519 00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:55,070 - I have been begging you to find a man for years, 520 00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:56,934 Mrs. Powerful career woman 521 00:25:56,969 --> 00:25:59,040 who never needed a man to complete her. 522 00:25:59,074 --> 00:26:01,732 - No, you haven't, and I don't sound like that. 523 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:02,940 - Yes, I have, I only stopped begging 524 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:04,942 'cause I knew it'd be futile. 525 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,806 I had no idea you just needed your life threatened, 526 00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,981 I could call- - Be nice. 527 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:11,086 - I'm about to be real nice and set you up 528 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:13,502 with a great guy I know. 529 00:26:13,537 --> 00:26:16,471 - If he's so great, why aren't you with him? 530 00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:18,473 - I have Eric. 531 00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:20,924 - This guy's not better than Eric, yeah, pass. 532 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:21,890 - Rude. 533 00:26:21,925 --> 00:26:22,822 - Yeah. 534 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:27,068 - Fine, how do you want to meet a man? 535 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:30,416 - I feel like I should go out there aggressively 536 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,383 and hunt, you know? 537 00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:34,109 That way, if I don't come home with a trophy, 538 00:26:34,144 --> 00:26:35,524 at least I get a good story out of it. 539 00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:38,527 - No, I think you should start online, my girl. 540 00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:39,839 - Online? 541 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,669 - You just have to start slow before, you know, 542 00:26:41,703 --> 00:26:43,394 go out there and hunt. 543 00:26:43,429 --> 00:26:45,396 - [Fern] Well, online dating is starting slow? 544 00:26:45,431 --> 00:26:46,639 - You need a sure thing to start with, 545 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:48,883 literally point and click. 546 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:54,405 - Fine, but if it's a dud, then we gotta try something else. 547 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,855 - We can use my profile, 548 00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:58,927 I will just swap my photo for yours. 549 00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:02,206 - You have a profile? 550 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,383 - What do you want out of a man? 551 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:09,973 - I literally want a long walk on the beach. 552 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:11,699 - No, only the cheesiest guys are gonna put that 553 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:12,561 on their profiles. 554 00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:13,390 - Okay, perfect. 555 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,563 - Or creeps. 556 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:18,119 - Well, we'll be in a public area. 557 00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:23,020 - All right, one long walk on the beach coming up. 558 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:25,022 [waves crashing] 559 00:27:25,057 --> 00:27:26,852 - [Speaker] Won't the sand freeze your feet? 560 00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:28,129 - [Fern] No, it's- it's good 561 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:30,890 to be touching the earth, it's relaxing. 562 00:27:30,925 --> 00:27:33,030 - [Speaker] Okay, just let me know if you get too cold 563 00:27:33,065 --> 00:27:34,135 and we'll hit the restaurant. 564 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:34,998 [Fern laughs] 565 00:27:35,032 --> 00:27:36,309 - [Fern] I'll be fine. 566 00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:38,622 This is a good way to get to know each other. 567 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,866 - [Speaker] Yeah, I guess. 568 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,387 - So are you an animal person? 569 00:27:47,631 --> 00:27:48,943 - Sort of, you? 570 00:27:50,013 --> 00:27:52,705 - I love animals, but hate pets. 571 00:27:53,879 --> 00:27:55,570 Does that make me sound like a monster? 572 00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:57,814 - Not at all, I'm the same way. 573 00:27:57,848 --> 00:28:00,264 - Really, because, like, I love going to the zoo 574 00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:02,957 and I love nature films, but for some reason, 575 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:06,167 the thought of touching an animal grosses me out. 576 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:07,168 - I'm totally with you. 577 00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,826 [Fern laughs] 578 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:12,725 - So are you an outdoorsman? 579 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:17,143 - Sure, I like hiking, camping, all that stuff. 580 00:28:17,178 --> 00:28:20,768 - Nice, I'll hike, climb, canoe, all of it, 581 00:28:21,907 --> 00:28:24,530 but no camping. [laughs] 582 00:28:24,564 --> 00:28:27,947 When it comes time to sleep, I prefer the great indoors, 583 00:28:27,982 --> 00:28:30,329 away from mosquitoes. - For sure. [laughs] 584 00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:33,504 Sleeping without bugs is the best. 585 00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:34,920 - But you just said- 586 00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:37,785 - It's getting pretty chilly. 587 00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:38,717 [Fern laughs] 588 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:40,097 - I don't know. 589 00:28:40,132 --> 00:28:42,341 I don't think this counts as a long walk yet. 590 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,930 - Yeah, you're right, totally. 591 00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:53,179 - I'm actually thinking about taking up surfing. 592 00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,698 Have you ever tried? 593 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,493 - No, but I bet it's fun. 594 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,909 - Oh, [laughs] yeah. 595 00:28:58,944 --> 00:29:02,741 It's kind of funny 'cause you look like someone who'd, 596 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,191 well, I guess that's a little judge-y, I'm sorry. 597 00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:07,193 - Oh, no, that's okay, I get that all the time. 598 00:29:07,228 --> 00:29:09,851 - Oh, well, would you ever try? 599 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:12,751 - Maybe, I guess. 600 00:29:14,097 --> 00:29:16,755 - You know, you could totally disagree with me. 601 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:19,758 You could say that it's crazy and dangerous 602 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,242 to try to surf in the winter 603 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:23,278 and I wouldn't hold it against you. 604 00:29:23,313 --> 00:29:26,247 - Oh, no, I don't want to disagree. 605 00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:31,597 - Okay, maybe- maybe we should start heading back. 606 00:29:31,631 --> 00:29:33,150 - What about dinner? 607 00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:36,775 - I- I don't know, I think maybe I'll turn in early tonight. 608 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:39,467 This long walk kind of exhausted me. 609 00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:42,642 - Wait, you're ending our date early? 610 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:45,197 - Well, yeah, I mean, I had a great time, I- 611 00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:48,269 - This is what happens to nice guys like me. 612 00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:51,272 I walk, I walk, and I walk, 613 00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:54,447 and I listen and I listen and I listen. 614 00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:55,932 I'm perfectly pleasant, 615 00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:59,280 even through your absolutely nonsensical ramblings 616 00:29:59,314 --> 00:30:01,903 about absolutely nothing. 617 00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:04,285 I bet you're gonna call some total jerk now 618 00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:05,942 so he can spend the fun part of the night 619 00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:08,082 with you after sending me away. 620 00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:11,085 That's not gonna happen, you are gonna have dinner 621 00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:14,640 with the nice guy that you started the night with. 622 00:30:14,674 --> 00:30:18,126 - The- the fun part of the night? 623 00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:20,025 Hold on just a second. 624 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:24,581 Hello, hi, yeah, police? 625 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:26,755 Mm-hmm. 626 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:29,793 [Fern sighs] 627 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,106 Yeah, no, Tiff, I don't need the actual police, 628 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:37,180 but we are not doing this online dating thing again. [sighs] 629 00:30:38,664 --> 00:30:43,393 I thought it'd be cheesy cute, not cheesy creepy. 630 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:45,567 [waves crashing] 631 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:46,534 [Fern sighs] 632 00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:48,639 We just need a better plan. 633 00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:58,201 Meet me in the morning tomorrow, I have an idea. 634 00:30:58,235 --> 00:30:59,202 [slow reggae music] 635 00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:00,375 - Okay, this is the best idea 636 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:02,619 you've ever had about anything ever. 637 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,103 - I- I didn't think this through. 638 00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:04,932 - What's there to think about? 639 00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:06,381 It's a meat head buffet. 640 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:09,453 You could marry any of these guys and I'd approve. 641 00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:11,835 - Well, how- how do I approach? 642 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,457 - They're all high on testosterone, 643 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150 and your pheromones are gonna hit them with any approach. 644 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:20,464 - Okay, [sighs] all right, well, let's dive in. 645 00:31:20,499 --> 00:31:22,052 - Yes, okay, so we can't look like we're on the hunt, 646 00:31:22,087 --> 00:31:25,297 so, yeah, yeah, look at me and laugh. 647 00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:27,575 - Like a, like a giggle, or a burst? 648 00:31:27,609 --> 00:31:29,335 - Choose some sort of middle ground. 649 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:30,302 [Fern laughs] 650 00:31:30,336 --> 00:31:31,751 Okay, yeah, yeah, that's enough. 651 00:31:31,786 --> 00:31:33,443 Let's just look like we didn't plan to be here. 652 00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:34,789 - Okay, are you sure? 653 00:31:34,823 --> 00:31:37,481 - You got this, I'm right behind you, go. 654 00:31:37,516 --> 00:31:40,795 ♪ Stop thinking ♪ 655 00:31:40,829 --> 00:31:44,626 - So are all your muscles made on this beach? 656 00:31:48,354 --> 00:31:50,253 - They're actually made in the kitchen. 657 00:31:50,287 --> 00:31:51,806 Everybody knows that. 658 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,497 - Well, in that case, what are we still doing here? 659 00:31:53,532 --> 00:31:55,292 Let's go get some breakfast. 660 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,915 - It's not that simple. 661 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:59,883 I have a very active routine and a very strict regimen. 662 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,369 - Well, I'm sure we could rustle up some vitamin C gummies 663 00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:05,889 along the way- - That's not gonna work. 664 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,546 I eat a dozen eggs and then 665 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:10,963 a big porterhouse steak- - Places have eggs. 666 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,413 - Are they cage free? 667 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:14,415 - You're cage free. 668 00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:15,623 I don't know. 669 00:32:18,867 --> 00:32:22,941 ♪ One more time, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 670 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:31,121 - So are you training to be a caped crusader? 671 00:32:31,156 --> 00:32:32,433 - What? 672 00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:35,884 - Like, like Batman, he's good with ropes. 673 00:32:39,371 --> 00:32:42,270 - Oh, I think he does more grappling hooks than ropes, 674 00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:44,445 like, a gun thing that- - Yeah, sure. 675 00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:46,033 Take me seriously. 676 00:32:47,586 --> 00:32:49,277 ♪ One more time ♪ 677 00:32:49,312 --> 00:32:50,520 - These guys are all losers. 678 00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:51,866 - Okay, you've only tried two. 679 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,800 We came all this way, how about one more? 680 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,905 Third time's a charm. 681 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,735 - Okay, fine, but this time, you pick, 682 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:00,461 so when it's a dud, it's not my fault. 683 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:04,879 - All right, how about the guy on the swing-y chain things? 684 00:33:04,913 --> 00:33:06,674 - Tarzan, great. 685 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:10,264 ♪ Crazy, if you come back ♪ 686 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:14,440 - [Fern] Could you do that 100 feet in the air? 687 00:33:14,475 --> 00:33:15,821 - Why would I do that? 688 00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:17,098 - Well, you'd want a safety net at the bottom, 689 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,583 obviously, but could you do it when it counts, 690 00:33:19,618 --> 00:33:22,103 with a crowd roaring around you? 691 00:33:22,138 --> 00:33:24,933 - This isn't really training for anything like that. 692 00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:27,074 It's- it's a work- [Fern sighs] 693 00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:30,318 - Yeah, don't work your brain so hard. 694 00:33:32,148 --> 00:33:33,908 This was all a mistake. 695 00:33:33,942 --> 00:33:35,323 This is not how I'm gonna find love. 696 00:33:35,358 --> 00:33:36,669 - Wait, love, I thought you just wanted 697 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:38,775 to get married as quickly as possible. 698 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,087 - That's what you think? 699 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:41,571 - I mean, these guys are plenty hot enough 700 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:43,228 to take a chance on. 701 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,437 - Says the girl who won't take a chance on actual skydiving. 702 00:33:45,471 --> 00:33:47,025 - Okay, there's a zero percent chance 703 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,199 of you ending up splattered on the pavement if you let one 704 00:33:49,234 --> 00:33:50,545 of these guys take you to dinner. 705 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,064 - You don't know that. 706 00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:53,721 I could end up a cautionary tale for women everywhere. 707 00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:56,275 - Yeah, consider me cautioned. 708 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,036 [Fern sighs] 709 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:01,625 Call me when they put you in a padded cell. 710 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:04,111 [slow music] 711 00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:09,047 [waves crashing] 712 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:18,539 [slow music continues] 713 00:34:24,131 --> 00:34:27,444 [slow music continues] 714 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,729 [slow music continues] 715 00:34:42,908 --> 00:34:44,565 [slow music continues] 716 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:45,738 - Hey, sundress. 717 00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:48,086 - [Fern] My name is Fern. 718 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,157 [slow music continues] 719 00:34:50,191 --> 00:34:53,229 - No, no, you don't want to do that. 720 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:56,059 No, no, no, no, shouldn't do that. 721 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,303 - Do it, I'm ready to try. 722 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:04,826 - You shouldn't do that. 723 00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:08,520 The water is freezing out there. 724 00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:11,385 [waves crashing] 725 00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:21,153 [waves continue crashing] 726 00:35:26,676 --> 00:35:29,127 [waves continue crashing] 727 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:33,234 I'm Cole, by the way, and you can borrow my wetsuit 728 00:35:33,269 --> 00:35:35,443 if you really want to head out there, 729 00:35:35,478 --> 00:35:40,345 but I gotta warn you, I'm not wearing anything underneath. 730 00:35:42,692 --> 00:35:44,556 - I don't do all black. 731 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:45,936 - Oh, I can get you something 732 00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:49,147 with a little more color coordination. 733 00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:51,908 So, 734 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:53,012 Fern, is it? 735 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,362 I think I like "sundress" a little more. 736 00:35:57,396 --> 00:35:58,984 - It used to be Guinevere. 737 00:35:59,018 --> 00:36:00,537 - Used to be? 738 00:36:00,572 --> 00:36:03,230 - Well, I'll probably change it again. 739 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:04,990 - You don't like it? 740 00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:08,821 - I was thinking about my mom a lot when I changed it. 741 00:36:08,856 --> 00:36:11,099 I didn't, like, legally change it, 742 00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:15,863 but she loved ferns, had them all over the house. 743 00:36:15,897 --> 00:36:17,865 - Sounds like a keeper. 744 00:36:17,899 --> 00:36:18,797 - Maybe. 745 00:36:23,698 --> 00:36:26,736 - I think Sundress should be next. 746 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:27,978 - Probably not. 747 00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:30,843 [waves crashing] 748 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:38,472 [Fern laughs] 749 00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:42,476 - Listen, I think you're absolutely fascinating 750 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,720 and incredibly beautiful. 751 00:36:47,722 --> 00:36:48,792 I wouldn't be able to forgive myself 752 00:36:48,827 --> 00:36:51,588 if I didn't ask you to dinner, so 753 00:36:52,589 --> 00:36:54,039 you free tonight? 754 00:36:55,765 --> 00:36:57,284 - Well. [laughs] 755 00:36:57,318 --> 00:36:59,147 - I mean, I pretty much just saved your life out there, 756 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:03,221 so really, you should be taking me out to dinner. 757 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,983 - Sure, dinner sounds great. 758 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,744 - Perfect, pick you up at seven? 759 00:37:11,712 --> 00:37:15,129 And if you're gonna go out in the water, 760 00:37:15,163 --> 00:37:17,200 don't forget your Gucci wetsuit, okay? 761 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,685 - I'm more of a Prada girl, but okay. 762 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,273 [slow reggae music] 763 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:22,930 - Later, sundress. 764 00:37:22,964 --> 00:37:26,865 [slow reggae music continues] 765 00:37:28,798 --> 00:37:33,837 ♪ I'm so sick of the rat race ♪ 766 00:37:36,012 --> 00:37:39,843 ♪ Just want to sing and play ♪ 767 00:37:39,878 --> 00:37:42,156 ♪ Play ♪ 768 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:43,295 - Where's Tiffany? 769 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:46,298 - Yikes, Eric, [laughs] somewhere else. 770 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,403 - She told me to meet her here 771 00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:49,163 after she took you out man hunting. 772 00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:51,027 How was that, anyway? 773 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,822 - Unsuccessful. 774 00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:55,721 - Sorry to hear that, it's good you're being picky, though. 775 00:37:55,756 --> 00:37:59,069 - Picky, I'm not exactly a girl who won't eat her peas. 776 00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:02,072 - Maybe selective is a better word. 777 00:38:02,107 --> 00:38:04,074 - Yeah, maybe. 778 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,318 - Well, keep up the search, though. 779 00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:08,182 I'll catch you later. 780 00:38:11,427 --> 00:38:14,050 Actually, I kind of had an idea I wanted to run by you. 781 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,638 - Sure, go for it. 782 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:21,057 - I think you're a really cool girl 783 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,439 and you deserve a great guy that's gonna treat you right. 784 00:38:23,473 --> 00:38:25,026 - Well, I love flattery, go on. 785 00:38:25,061 --> 00:38:27,512 - No, no, I'm serious. 786 00:38:27,546 --> 00:38:28,513 The sad thing is, there ready aren't 787 00:38:28,547 --> 00:38:31,309 that many good guys out there. 788 00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:32,310 I wish I knew someone. 789 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,621 - Well, Eric, I mean, 790 00:38:33,656 --> 00:38:34,864 you don't have to set me up with anybody. 791 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:36,003 Actually, I have a date later tonight- 792 00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:37,280 - Have you ever heard of a throuple? 793 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,869 [Fern laughs] 794 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,771 - No, Eric, what- what- what- what does that mean? 795 00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:51,052 - Well, not to oversimplify it, but it, 796 00:38:52,813 --> 00:38:54,849 it's kind of like a couple, 797 00:38:54,884 --> 00:38:58,094 but there are three people instead of two. 798 00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:00,855 - That does seem like the proper way to simplify it. 799 00:39:00,890 --> 00:39:01,787 - Yeah. 800 00:39:03,237 --> 00:39:07,828 I know how close you and Tiffany are, and, well, 801 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,727 I wouldn't mind getting a bit closer myself, you know? 802 00:39:10,762 --> 00:39:13,730 Especially considering you don't have much time left. 803 00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:15,456 - Oh, Eric, are you, 804 00:39:17,596 --> 00:39:21,151 are you saying what I think you're saying? 805 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,364 - Yeah, what do you think? 806 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,504 - I- I think I need to hear you say it 807 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:31,576 to believe it could be true. 808 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:34,820 - Oh, okay, yeah. [Fern laughs] 809 00:39:34,855 --> 00:39:38,168 Well, would you like to be in a threesome, 810 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:40,412 would you like to be 811 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,862 in a 812 00:39:41,896 --> 00:39:43,070 throuple with 813 00:39:44,105 --> 00:39:45,003 us? 814 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:49,110 - Eric, dear, that is so, 815 00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:55,358 so disgusting, you pig. [laughs] 816 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,808 - What, I just thought, you know- 817 00:39:56,842 --> 00:39:58,465 - You were thinking with the wrong head, 818 00:39:58,499 --> 00:40:00,777 you perv, come on, go home. 819 00:40:00,812 --> 00:40:03,608 - Okay, well, let's just, let's- let's forget about this. 820 00:40:03,642 --> 00:40:04,505 - Yeah. 821 00:40:05,713 --> 00:40:07,819 - Let's- let's both, you know, for- forget. 822 00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:10,304 - Mm-hmm, sure, sounds great. 823 00:40:13,238 --> 00:40:14,412 [Fern sighs] 824 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:15,343 Bye. 825 00:40:20,763 --> 00:40:22,178 Hi, [laughs] Mrs. Kellogg. 826 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,283 - What's that about, forget what? 827 00:40:24,318 --> 00:40:27,148 - Oh, nothing, how's your morning going? 828 00:40:27,183 --> 00:40:28,633 - Oh, fine, dear. 829 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,152 I'm going to have breakfast. 830 00:40:31,187 --> 00:40:32,430 Would you like to join me? 831 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:34,362 - I would love to get pancakes with you. 832 00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:37,814 - Wonderful, then I can hear all 833 00:40:37,849 --> 00:40:40,472 about that creepy throuple thing. 834 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:42,681 - Oh, no, you heard that? 835 00:40:42,716 --> 00:40:44,683 - [Mrs. Kellogg] Oh, oh. 836 00:40:44,718 --> 00:40:45,891 - [Fern] Can you imagine? 837 00:40:45,926 --> 00:40:49,205 - [Mrs. Kellogg] Oh! [Fern laughs] 838 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,033 No. 839 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,314 [silverware clinking] [slow music] 840 00:40:55,349 --> 00:40:56,971 - Whoever thought about eating chocolate chip cookies 841 00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:59,595 disguised as breakfast is genius. 842 00:40:59,629 --> 00:41:00,388 - Yes. 843 00:41:00,423 --> 00:41:01,182 - Mm-hmm. 844 00:41:05,808 --> 00:41:08,776 - Don't grow up to be me, Fern. 845 00:41:08,811 --> 00:41:10,640 - But you're amazing and I love you. 846 00:41:10,675 --> 00:41:12,055 - Aw, thank you. 847 00:41:14,023 --> 00:41:15,438 I love you, too. 848 00:41:19,373 --> 00:41:22,618 You know, I'm enjoying the time that I have left, 849 00:41:22,652 --> 00:41:24,585 especially this moment. 850 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:28,865 But, [sighs] you know, I'm lonely. 851 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,832 - Oh. 852 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:32,041 - Yeah, I- I like to brag 853 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:36,977 about my trips to Rome and Paris and everything, but 854 00:41:37,011 --> 00:41:38,323 it's an empty experience 855 00:41:38,357 --> 00:41:40,946 if you don't have anyone to share it with. 856 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:43,742 - Well, I'm sure lots of widows struggle, you know, with- 857 00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:47,712 - Oh, I'm not a widow, I have three ex-husbands. 858 00:41:50,438 --> 00:41:51,992 Number one, Robert. 859 00:41:53,269 --> 00:41:54,373 He was a workaholic. 860 00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:55,236 - Oh. 861 00:41:55,271 --> 00:41:56,410 - He was a mortician. 862 00:41:56,444 --> 00:41:57,756 - Ouch. 863 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,309 - He'd rather be with dead people than me. 864 00:41:59,344 --> 00:42:01,553 - That's certainly a type. 865 00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:04,487 - Then there was prenup Buck. 866 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,524 He said I was his starter wife. 867 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:10,217 He was angry all the time, and he kissed like this. 868 00:42:10,251 --> 00:42:13,013 [Fern laughs] 869 00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:18,087 And then there's gentle Julian, and he never kissed me. 870 00:42:19,088 --> 00:42:20,399 And now he lives in San Francisco. 871 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:21,539 - Oh, mm-hmm. 872 00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:27,683 - I don't like to blame, I caused a lot of problems, too. 873 00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:30,996 And I found Jesus a little too late, 874 00:42:31,031 --> 00:42:32,998 but better late than never. 875 00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:36,243 - I can't imagine you causing problems. 876 00:42:36,277 --> 00:42:40,005 - You- you haven't known me very long. [laughs] 877 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,594 - I'm a pretty good judge of character. 878 00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:44,769 - Well, I hope you're a better judge of character 879 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:46,287 than your friend Tiffany. 880 00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:47,772 - [Fern] Hmm, maybe. 881 00:42:47,806 --> 00:42:50,291 - What does she see in that perv? 882 00:42:50,326 --> 00:42:51,603 - I don't know, they have fun, 883 00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:54,537 but I don't think she's serious about him. 884 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,091 - Well, if they do get serious, 885 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,681 I know a veterinarian who's good with a rubber band. 886 00:43:00,716 --> 00:43:02,580 [Fern laughs] 887 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,961 And if that's too extreme, 888 00:43:04,996 --> 00:43:09,207 I know a podiatrist who's good with cement. 889 00:43:09,241 --> 00:43:11,796 - Cement shoes sound perfect. 890 00:43:11,830 --> 00:43:13,867 - Are you seeing anyone? 891 00:43:14,730 --> 00:43:15,593 - No. 892 00:43:16,421 --> 00:43:19,148 But for the first time in years, 893 00:43:20,494 --> 00:43:22,496 I have a date that I'm actually excited about. 894 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:23,428 - Oh. 895 00:43:24,256 --> 00:43:25,706 Is he handsome? 896 00:43:25,741 --> 00:43:28,191 - Well, he looks good with wet hair and black rubber. 897 00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:32,886 - Oh, back in my day, that was a strict requirement. 898 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,751 - Those days should never end. 899 00:43:35,785 --> 00:43:38,823 - Well, you know, priorities evolve. 900 00:43:40,307 --> 00:43:43,793 - What do you think I should look for, you know, in a man? 901 00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:45,623 - That's easy. 902 00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:47,210 [silverware clanks] 903 00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:49,074 Total devotion, Fern. 904 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,287 Do you have butterflies? 905 00:43:55,322 --> 00:43:57,462 - Swaths of them. [laughs] 906 00:43:57,496 --> 00:43:58,290 - Aw. 907 00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:03,710 At my age, I'm lucky to have dying moths. 908 00:44:05,263 --> 00:44:07,265 Flit, flit, flit, flit. 909 00:44:09,129 --> 00:44:13,443 - If you could answer, I'd say, "Dear diary," 910 00:44:13,478 --> 00:44:18,138 then ask what men are like on dates these days. 911 00:44:18,172 --> 00:44:20,865 Do they still bring flowers and hold the door? 912 00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:23,453 [door knocks] 913 00:44:27,354 --> 00:44:28,148 [door clicks] 914 00:44:28,182 --> 00:44:30,978 [waves crashing] 915 00:44:32,911 --> 00:44:34,568 Are you kidding me? 916 00:44:35,776 --> 00:44:37,502 - What's the matter? 917 00:44:39,124 --> 00:44:41,023 - You brought flowers. 918 00:44:41,057 --> 00:44:42,680 - Yeah, is it okay? 919 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:45,683 [Fern laughs] 920 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,823 - It's a relief. 921 00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:51,550 - Oh, okay, [laughs] well, I'm glad. 922 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:53,000 [Fern laughs] 923 00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:56,003 Wow, you look even more beautiful 924 00:44:56,038 --> 00:44:58,385 than when you spied on me from the balcony. 925 00:44:58,419 --> 00:45:00,801 - Hey, you were out there in the public eye, buddy. 926 00:45:00,836 --> 00:45:02,561 It was fair game. 927 00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:05,047 - It's okay, I spied back. 928 00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:06,704 [Fern laughs] 929 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:09,085 - I know just where to put these. 930 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,742 Oh, you can come in a minute. 931 00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:11,778 - Okay. 932 00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:13,952 - Oh, actually, wait, no. 933 00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:16,644 I don't think I'm supposed to. 934 00:45:16,679 --> 00:45:18,508 - Supposed to? 935 00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:21,270 - Let you in on the first date. 936 00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:25,930 - Oh, yeah, of course, I'll just wait right here, then. 937 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:29,830 - Okay. [laughs] 938 00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:34,973 [water splashes] 939 00:45:38,356 --> 00:45:40,254 Skip, [knocks] Skip! 940 00:45:40,289 --> 00:45:41,808 - [Skip] I'm committing war crimes in here. 941 00:45:41,842 --> 00:45:44,569 - [Fern] But I brought you something to freshen up your, 942 00:45:44,603 --> 00:45:47,848 oh, no, nothing can freshen that up. 943 00:45:47,883 --> 00:45:50,333 - [Skip] I have strong pheromones. 944 00:45:50,368 --> 00:45:52,266 - How are you even alive in there? 945 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:53,440 - [Skip] Hey. 946 00:45:54,441 --> 00:45:57,271 - Is there a man in your bathroom? 947 00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:01,828 - You heard that? 948 00:46:02,932 --> 00:46:03,899 - Delivery. 949 00:46:05,003 --> 00:46:05,866 Delivery. 950 00:46:07,488 --> 00:46:08,386 Hey, Fern. 951 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:11,976 - Hey, Chuck, come on in. 952 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:13,563 - I thought you and I were supposed to- 953 00:46:13,598 --> 00:46:15,151 - It's not for us. 954 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:21,054 - Skip, [knocks] Skip, your food's here, buddy, Skip? 955 00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:23,366 [Chuck coughs] 956 00:46:23,401 --> 00:46:24,195 - [Skip] Chuck. 957 00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:25,541 - Oh, man. 958 00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:26,507 - [Skip] You are in my will, man, thanks. 959 00:46:26,542 --> 00:46:27,785 Tip's at the door. 960 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:30,718 - How are you even alive in there? 961 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:33,721 Have a good night, Fern. 962 00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:35,206 - You too, Chuck. 963 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,176 - Just. 964 00:46:41,281 --> 00:46:42,765 [Cole clears throat] 965 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,905 - So should we get going? 966 00:46:48,081 --> 00:46:49,461 - Sure, yeah. 967 00:46:49,496 --> 00:46:50,393 Let's 968 00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:52,223 go. 969 00:46:55,536 --> 00:46:56,848 [door clicks] 970 00:46:56,883 --> 00:47:00,265 - [Guitar Player] One, two, three, four. 971 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:03,303 [slow guitar music] 972 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,239 - So tell me about- 973 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,967 - Life's too short for small talk. 974 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:16,799 - Okay, what do you consider too small? 975 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:21,839 - Hmm, anything that stays too snuggly in the comfort zone. 976 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,738 - Then let's get uncomfortable. 977 00:47:26,222 --> 00:47:27,810 - Do you believe in God? 978 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,262 - Absolutely, he's been very good to me. 979 00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:33,954 - Hmm, what makes you think God is a man? 980 00:47:33,989 --> 00:47:34,852 - Ooh. 981 00:47:36,474 --> 00:47:37,371 Hmm. 982 00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:40,512 Well, if God were a woman, 983 00:47:42,135 --> 00:47:46,484 why would she have created men to be so dominant 984 00:47:46,518 --> 00:47:48,520 for thousands of years? 985 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,870 - Okay, I might have to think on that one, 986 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:57,909 so maybe we start with a middle ground topic. [laughs] 987 00:47:58,737 --> 00:48:01,602 - Okay, so somewhere between 988 00:48:01,637 --> 00:48:04,812 "what did you eat for breakfast" and "is God a woman." 989 00:48:04,847 --> 00:48:06,400 - That's probably wise. 990 00:48:06,435 --> 00:48:09,541 - Hmm, what do you do for work? 991 00:48:09,576 --> 00:48:12,406 - Currently [sighs] unemployed. 992 00:48:12,441 --> 00:48:14,650 - Back out of the comfort zone, okay. 993 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,032 - It's fine, I quit voluntarily. 994 00:48:17,066 --> 00:48:20,138 - And I'm guessing by the little bit that I know of you, 995 00:48:20,173 --> 00:48:22,451 you burnt the place down on your way out? 996 00:48:22,485 --> 00:48:25,523 - I might have if I hadn't quit over the phone. 997 00:48:25,557 --> 00:48:28,077 - Didn't even have the courage to quit in person. 998 00:48:28,112 --> 00:48:29,423 - Hey, go easy. 999 00:48:32,047 --> 00:48:33,841 - Any questions about the menu? 1000 00:48:33,876 --> 00:48:37,535 - Oh, I actually haven't had a chance to look yet. 1001 00:48:37,569 --> 00:48:39,157 - Do you like fish? 1002 00:48:39,192 --> 00:48:40,400 - [Fern] Yeah. 1003 00:48:41,504 --> 00:48:43,058 - We'll take two stuffed flounder 1004 00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:45,508 with rice and mixed veggies, please. 1005 00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:49,133 - Excellent, a man who knows what he wants. 1006 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:53,068 I'll be back shortly. 1007 00:48:53,102 --> 00:48:54,483 - [Cole] Thanks. 1008 00:48:56,174 --> 00:48:58,659 [slow reggae music] 1009 00:48:58,694 --> 00:49:01,490 - You totally just ordered for me. 1010 00:49:05,287 --> 00:49:08,428 - A lot of women tend to order something pretty cheap, 1011 00:49:08,462 --> 00:49:11,776 like a salad or chicken, and it breaks my heart 1012 00:49:11,810 --> 00:49:14,365 to see something like that happen at a seafood restaurant. 1013 00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:16,884 - So you date a lot of women. 1014 00:49:17,678 --> 00:49:18,576 - I've had 1015 00:49:19,922 --> 00:49:21,544 a few 1016 00:49:21,579 --> 00:49:24,064 awkward first dates. 1017 00:49:24,099 --> 00:49:27,550 But not many serious ones ever since, so. 1018 00:49:30,277 --> 00:49:31,175 - Since? 1019 00:49:32,624 --> 00:49:37,215 - I'm sorry, I try not to bring it up on the first date, 1020 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:40,460 but since we're already uncomfortable, 1021 00:49:42,358 --> 00:49:43,601 I was married. 1022 00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:46,638 Briefly, years ago. 1023 00:49:47,812 --> 00:49:50,194 - Oh, we are getting deeper. 1024 00:49:51,747 --> 00:49:54,577 - A divorcee and the unemployed. 1025 00:49:54,612 --> 00:49:56,407 [glasses clinking] 1026 00:49:56,441 --> 00:49:58,512 - Well, I won't dig into that just yet, 1027 00:49:58,547 --> 00:50:02,516 but if you're also unemployed, I'm out of here. 1028 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:04,587 No. 1029 00:50:04,622 --> 00:50:06,003 [Cole laughs] 1030 00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:09,316 - No, [laughs] do you know those car commercials 1031 00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:12,319 where they show just 30 seconds of a truck sliding 1032 00:50:12,354 --> 00:50:15,184 through some mud or climbing up a snow-covered mountain? 1033 00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:16,599 - Yeah, of course. 1034 00:50:16,634 --> 00:50:19,050 - Well, that's me, I'm the stunt driver in those. 1035 00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:21,190 - Really, that's amazing. 1036 00:50:22,157 --> 00:50:25,263 - No, [laughs] not really. 1037 00:50:25,298 --> 00:50:26,644 But it is my dream job. 1038 00:50:26,678 --> 00:50:27,921 - Okay, so is that the segue 1039 00:50:27,955 --> 00:50:30,579 that leads into your actual more boring job? 1040 00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:32,029 - I really never know how people are going 1041 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:36,861 to react when I tell them that I'm actually a cop. 1042 00:50:36,895 --> 00:50:41,383 - Well, a cop with a sense of humor is- is good. 1043 00:50:41,417 --> 00:50:43,419 - Evolutionary biologists claim 1044 00:50:43,454 --> 00:50:45,387 that men are forced to develop a sense 1045 00:50:45,421 --> 00:50:48,528 of humor in order to seem attractive. 1046 00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:49,874 - And women? 1047 00:50:49,908 --> 00:50:51,531 - Entirely optional. 1048 00:50:52,739 --> 00:50:56,294 - Okay, I opt to tell you a joke then. 1049 00:50:56,329 --> 00:50:58,055 - Bracing myself now. 1050 00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:02,093 - A vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar, 1051 00:51:02,128 --> 00:51:04,061 but neither of them can get a word in because I'm already 1052 00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:07,547 in there telling everyone that I'm dying. 1053 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,274 - Are you serious? 1054 00:51:11,309 --> 00:51:12,897 - No. 1055 00:51:12,931 --> 00:51:14,347 [Cole laughs] 1056 00:51:14,381 --> 00:51:17,074 - Okay, [sighs] oh, good. 1057 00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:20,146 - I actually don't tell many people. 1058 00:51:22,113 --> 00:51:23,597 - You're serious. 1059 00:51:26,945 --> 00:51:28,464 [Fern sighs] 1060 00:51:28,499 --> 00:51:32,848 - I'm sorry, I- I genuinely don't know where that came from. 1061 00:51:34,021 --> 00:51:36,955 I guess I just thought I should be upfront. 1062 00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:39,475 [Cole sighs] 1063 00:51:40,856 --> 00:51:43,341 - You certainly have a bright future in dark comedy. 1064 00:51:43,376 --> 00:51:45,412 [group applauds] 1065 00:51:45,447 --> 00:51:47,000 Or not. 1066 00:51:47,034 --> 00:51:51,177 - Thanks, putting together material for open mic night. 1067 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:55,319 - So how long do you have? 1068 00:51:57,942 --> 00:52:00,013 - Quite a lot of time, I think. 1069 00:52:00,047 --> 00:52:02,360 I don't have a countdown yet. 1070 00:52:03,672 --> 00:52:08,194 - So you're just living life like it's no big deal? 1071 00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:09,609 - Yeah, sort of. 1072 00:52:12,336 --> 00:52:13,475 - I think that's awesome. 1073 00:52:13,509 --> 00:52:16,547 [slow guitar music] 1074 00:52:18,445 --> 00:52:20,240 Oh, I love this song. 1075 00:52:22,484 --> 00:52:23,381 You want to dance? 1076 00:52:23,416 --> 00:52:25,072 ♪ No, I don't need a lot ♪ 1077 00:52:25,107 --> 00:52:26,729 - Who are you? 1078 00:52:26,764 --> 00:52:31,182 ♪ Don't need no big house and no yacht, yacht, yacht ♪ 1079 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:35,842 ♪ I can just chill on the beach, yeah ♪ 1080 00:52:35,876 --> 00:52:39,397 ♪ My lady and me ♪ 1081 00:52:39,432 --> 00:52:43,160 ♪ No, I don't need a lot, lot, lot ♪ 1082 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,334 ♪ Don't need ♪ 1083 00:52:45,369 --> 00:52:47,164 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1084 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:51,547 ♪ I can just chill on the beach, yeah ♪ 1085 00:52:51,582 --> 00:52:54,688 ♪ My puppy named King ♪ 1086 00:52:57,795 --> 00:53:00,177 [Fern sighs] 1087 00:53:02,386 --> 00:53:05,043 [phone chirps] 1088 00:53:09,082 --> 00:53:12,085 [phone chirps] 1089 00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:15,122 [phone chirps] 1090 00:53:15,157 --> 00:53:17,159 - [Tiffany] How many times are you gonna use that on me? 1091 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,333 - Until it stops working. 1092 00:53:18,367 --> 00:53:19,161 [Tiffany laughs] 1093 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,749 - [Tiffany] Right. 1094 00:53:21,784 --> 00:53:23,165 - Don't you wish everyone was dying? 1095 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,132 - [Tiffany] Okay, that's dark, even for you. 1096 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:25,961 [Fern laughs] 1097 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,376 - I'm serious. 1098 00:53:27,411 --> 00:53:28,929 That way everybody could stop being mad 1099 00:53:28,964 --> 00:53:31,380 at each other all the time and just talk. 1100 00:53:31,415 --> 00:53:34,314 - [Tiffany] So is he the one? 1101 00:53:34,349 --> 00:53:38,732 - Too early to tell, but it looks promising. 1102 00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:40,009 - [Tiffany] I thought you were in a hurry. 1103 00:53:40,044 --> 00:53:41,770 - I know, I just, I. 1104 00:53:44,566 --> 00:53:46,188 - [Tiffany] Fern? [slow ominous music] 1105 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,259 [Fern stammers] 1106 00:53:48,294 --> 00:53:49,087 Fern? 1107 00:53:49,122 --> 00:53:50,641 - Just, Tiff. 1108 00:53:50,675 --> 00:53:52,229 I- - What's wrong? 1109 00:53:52,263 --> 00:53:53,402 Are you okay? 1110 00:53:54,403 --> 00:53:57,475 [Fern groans] 1111 00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:59,857 - Call the, I'm blacking out. 1112 00:54:01,134 --> 00:54:05,000 - [Tiffany] Fern, okay, stay there, I'm on my way. 1113 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,728 [Fern sighs] 1114 00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:13,664 [slow ominous music continues] 1115 00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:20,464 [Fern starts] 1116 00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:21,361 - Oh. 1117 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:23,156 Well. 1118 00:54:23,915 --> 00:54:24,916 Welcome back, Ms- 1119 00:54:24,951 --> 00:54:27,436 - Fern, Fern is fine. 1120 00:54:27,471 --> 00:54:28,575 - Okay, Fern. 1121 00:54:30,715 --> 00:54:32,683 As far as I can tell, the blackout had nothing 1122 00:54:32,717 --> 00:54:35,030 to do with your illness in any apparent way. 1123 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,687 - Any apparent way? 1124 00:54:38,999 --> 00:54:41,139 - Well, based on what you've told me so far- 1125 00:54:41,174 --> 00:54:44,211 - I haven't told you anything. 1126 00:54:44,246 --> 00:54:45,454 - This isn't the first time you've woken up 1127 00:54:45,489 --> 00:54:48,526 and been surprised to see me. 1128 00:54:48,561 --> 00:54:49,458 - Oh. 1129 00:54:50,666 --> 00:54:52,944 - I would say that you experienced a sudden 1130 00:54:52,979 --> 00:54:55,602 and intense onset of anxiety. 1131 00:54:55,637 --> 00:54:59,468 - That can't be right, I felt like I was dying. 1132 00:54:59,503 --> 00:55:00,331 - Well, 1133 00:55:01,436 --> 00:55:03,679 your body thought it was dying, 1134 00:55:03,714 --> 00:55:06,855 so it systematically shut down every physiological function 1135 00:55:06,889 --> 00:55:09,547 that isn't critical to survival. 1136 00:55:09,582 --> 00:55:11,584 - That's terrible. 1137 00:55:11,618 --> 00:55:14,690 - In simple terms, you had a debilitating panic attack. 1138 00:55:14,725 --> 00:55:15,898 - That's it? 1139 00:55:15,933 --> 00:55:18,832 - That's, well, that's quite serious. 1140 00:55:20,213 --> 00:55:21,283 I don't think it had any effect 1141 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,698 on your current medical condition, 1142 00:55:22,733 --> 00:55:25,391 but this could cause a whole set 1143 00:55:25,425 --> 00:55:28,359 of other kinds of problems, problems I can't fix. 1144 00:55:28,394 --> 00:55:30,775 - Well, who can fix it? 1145 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:34,503 - Well, [sighs] ultimately, 1146 00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:37,955 only you can fix it. 1147 00:55:37,989 --> 00:55:40,129 - You're still bill my insurance anyway, right? 1148 00:55:40,164 --> 00:55:42,822 - [Dr. Schwazer] No, I won't. 1149 00:55:42,856 --> 00:55:44,962 But I'm sure your psychotherapist will. 1150 00:55:44,996 --> 00:55:47,723 - Psychotherapist, I'm not psycho. 1151 00:55:47,758 --> 00:55:50,450 - All right, then, your analyst or your counselor 1152 00:55:50,485 --> 00:55:52,383 or head shrink or whatever you want to call it. 1153 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,661 That's just the proper term. 1154 00:55:54,696 --> 00:55:58,562 - Is that like how janitors want to be called custodians? 1155 00:55:58,596 --> 00:56:00,149 - [Dr. Schwazer] Sure, I guess. 1156 00:56:00,184 --> 00:56:02,428 - Notice that they don't call themselves psycho janitors. 1157 00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:05,431 - I want you to talk to someone about your anxiety, 1158 00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:07,087 or the next time you experience an attack, 1159 00:56:07,122 --> 00:56:08,951 it could happen in a place a lot less safe 1160 00:56:08,986 --> 00:56:10,988 than in your apartment. 1161 00:56:12,541 --> 00:56:15,026 [slow music] 1162 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,789 - I could call my therapist for you. 1163 00:56:18,823 --> 00:56:20,687 I mean, I guess he's not really my therapist anymore, 1164 00:56:20,722 --> 00:56:22,102 but he's pretty good. 1165 00:56:22,137 --> 00:56:23,310 - Eric asked me if I wanted 1166 00:56:23,345 --> 00:56:25,623 to be in a throuple with you guys. 1167 00:56:25,658 --> 00:56:26,900 - He did not. 1168 00:56:26,935 --> 00:56:28,419 - I said, of course, well, we've been friends 1169 00:56:28,454 --> 00:56:30,110 for so long, it really only makes sense. 1170 00:56:30,145 --> 00:56:31,491 - Stop. 1171 00:56:31,526 --> 00:56:34,011 - We actually made plans to get away this weekend, 1172 00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:37,877 romantic cabin, candlelit dinners, the whole deal. 1173 00:56:37,911 --> 00:56:41,087 - He did not say that, did he? 1174 00:56:41,121 --> 00:56:42,847 Of course he did. 1175 00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:43,779 Perv. 1176 00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:48,266 [waves crashing] 1177 00:56:54,169 --> 00:56:56,171 - He told me he just wanted to run an idea by me. 1178 00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:58,691 - Ah, just a passing thought, huh? 1179 00:56:58,725 --> 00:57:01,383 - His one allotment for the day. 1180 00:57:03,627 --> 00:57:07,147 - Ladies, you're looking very beautiful this morning. 1181 00:57:07,182 --> 00:57:08,390 - Why, thank you, 1182 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,771 I actually- - Or wait, no, I'm sorry. 1183 00:57:09,805 --> 00:57:12,636 Fern, you are looking very beautiful this morning. 1184 00:57:12,670 --> 00:57:13,568 - Hey. 1185 00:57:15,121 --> 00:57:17,951 - I'm sorry, I never really got a, 1186 00:57:17,986 --> 00:57:20,057 this whole best friend thing down. 1187 00:57:20,091 --> 00:57:22,335 Am I supposed to find her attractive, too? 1188 00:57:22,369 --> 00:57:23,336 - No. - Yes. 1189 00:57:24,371 --> 00:57:26,477 - [Cole] Got it. 1190 00:57:26,512 --> 00:57:29,756 - You're delightfully awkward this morning, what's up? 1191 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:32,621 - Well, Tiffany told me that you needed 1192 00:57:32,656 --> 00:57:34,865 to relax after your thing. 1193 00:57:35,935 --> 00:57:37,626 So I'm here to help. 1194 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:41,975 - Tiffany wasn't supposed to say anything about that. 1195 00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:44,668 - No, Tiffany told Cole not to tell Fern 1196 00:57:44,702 --> 00:57:46,324 that Tiffany told you. 1197 00:57:46,359 --> 00:57:49,327 - Well, Cole forgot that Tiffany told Cole not 1198 00:57:49,362 --> 00:57:51,019 to say that to Fern, so Fern, 1199 00:57:51,053 --> 00:57:53,366 please forgive Tiffany for telling Cole. 1200 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,472 Besides, it's not a big deal. 1201 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:58,751 I took off sick today so we could go skateboarding. 1202 00:57:58,785 --> 00:58:01,029 - How is taking off work for me not a big deal? 1203 00:58:01,063 --> 00:58:04,895 And how is breaking my head open skateboarding relaxing? 1204 00:58:04,929 --> 00:58:07,691 - It's okay, I brought a helmet 1205 00:58:07,725 --> 00:58:09,555 so you won't break your head. 1206 00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:11,211 - So you have a helmet for the rest of me, 1207 00:58:11,246 --> 00:58:14,076 because it is all very breakable. 1208 00:58:15,008 --> 00:58:16,009 - I do not. 1209 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,324 - Look, I like you, Cole, but I don't know 1210 00:58:20,358 --> 00:58:23,258 if I'm at the break my bones for you level yet. 1211 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:27,020 - Yes, you are. [slow music] 1212 00:58:32,163 --> 00:58:36,858 ♪ No head up, beat, we got no head up, oh ♪ 1213 00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:40,240 - Do I look stupid in this thing? 1214 00:58:40,275 --> 00:58:41,172 - Well, 1215 00:58:42,173 --> 00:58:43,865 lucky for you, helmets aren't 1216 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:47,593 exactly the IQ test people might think they are. 1217 00:58:47,627 --> 00:58:50,561 But it is a good gauge of cuteness. 1218 00:58:52,632 --> 00:58:53,530 - Smooth. 1219 00:58:57,775 --> 00:59:00,502 - Eventually I hope to be riding alongside of you, 1220 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,781 but for now, we're just gonna take things slow. 1221 00:59:03,816 --> 00:59:05,611 - The little one is cute. 1222 00:59:05,645 --> 00:59:06,853 - Yeah, it is. 1223 00:59:09,235 --> 00:59:13,204 The bigger the board, the sturdier it is. 1224 00:59:13,239 --> 00:59:17,346 You're gonna have a hard time crashing this boat. 1225 00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:19,521 - I used to fool around on a friend's board 1226 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:20,695 when I was a kid. 1227 00:59:20,729 --> 00:59:21,523 - Oh, yeah? 1228 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,766 - [Fern] Yeah. 1229 00:59:23,663 --> 00:59:26,010 [board rattles] 1230 00:59:26,045 --> 00:59:27,494 Whoa. [laughs] 1231 00:59:27,529 --> 00:59:28,495 - It shows. 1232 00:59:32,638 --> 00:59:35,675 Ooh, ooh, whoa, whoa, come back now. 1233 00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:39,265 That was a good first try, but I can't be seen in public 1234 00:59:39,299 --> 00:59:41,370 with anybody who pushes mongo. 1235 00:59:41,405 --> 00:59:43,441 - That sounds insulting. 1236 00:59:43,476 --> 00:59:46,997 - A little, just push with your back foot. 1237 00:59:48,032 --> 00:59:49,551 Not your front. 1238 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,656 - That's it? 1239 00:59:50,690 --> 00:59:52,899 Mongo sounds just fine. 1240 00:59:52,934 --> 00:59:57,732 - First rule of skateboarding, looking cool at all costs. 1241 00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:01,459 Pushing mongo is the anti-cool. 1242 01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:03,289 - And yet I'm in this nerdy helmet. 1243 01:00:03,323 --> 01:00:05,878 - Bleeding all over the boardwalk is even lamer 1244 01:00:05,912 --> 01:00:07,534 than pushing mongo. 1245 01:00:09,019 --> 01:00:11,711 Come on, let's see what you got. 1246 01:00:13,092 --> 01:00:15,681 [slow reggae music] 1247 01:00:15,715 --> 01:00:19,616 ♪ Right, right, right ♪ 1248 01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:23,378 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1249 01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:26,968 ♪ Right, right, right, oh ♪ 1250 01:00:28,348 --> 01:00:32,249 [slow reggae music continues] 1251 01:00:37,323 --> 01:00:41,120 [slow reggae music continues] 1252 01:00:43,122 --> 01:00:45,918 ♪ When I see your pretty face ♪ 1253 01:00:45,952 --> 01:00:48,058 ♪ You know it's on sight ♪ 1254 01:00:48,092 --> 01:00:51,475 ♪ Love to get down, eat some cake, take a bite ♪ 1255 01:00:51,509 --> 01:00:55,824 ♪ Baby girl, you know how to make me feel nice ♪ 1256 01:00:55,859 --> 01:00:59,034 ♪ Never want to fuss or fight ♪ 1257 01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:02,831 ♪ If you love me right, I love you too ♪ 1258 01:01:02,866 --> 01:01:06,628 ♪ You don't gotta worry if my love is true ♪ 1259 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:10,667 ♪ We can spend some time, girl, if you want to ♪ 1260 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:14,429 ♪ 'Cause there is so many things that we could do ♪ 1261 01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:19,503 ♪ If you're going to love, love me right, right, right ♪ 1262 01:01:20,987 --> 01:01:23,265 ♪ We cannot wait 'til the time feels right, right, right ♪ 1263 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:27,200 ♪ Pretty girl, by the end of the night, night, night, night ♪ 1264 01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:29,306 ♪ You can roll with me ♪ 1265 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,860 [Fern sighs] 1266 01:01:31,895 --> 01:01:34,035 - You feeling relaxed now? 1267 01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:35,830 - Yeah, there is something oddly comforting 1268 01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:39,385 about fearing for your life in a totally new way. 1269 01:01:39,419 --> 01:01:40,317 - Awesome. 1270 01:01:42,526 --> 01:01:43,976 You plan on keeping the helmet on, 1271 01:01:44,010 --> 01:01:47,117 or you thinking of falling down these stairs? 1272 01:01:47,151 --> 01:01:49,706 - No, only if I pass out again. 1273 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:55,263 [Fern sighs] 1274 01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:57,575 - Are you gonna see Tiffany's guy? 1275 01:01:57,610 --> 01:02:00,751 - No, I- I already know why I panicked. 1276 01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:05,894 - Because of your- your future? 1277 01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:11,313 - Sort of, not because of my sickness, 1278 01:02:12,176 --> 01:02:13,660 but because I am, 1279 01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:19,874 [Fern sighs] 1280 01:02:19,908 --> 01:02:21,254 I panicked because I just went 1281 01:02:21,289 --> 01:02:25,431 on one of the most amazing dates in my entire life. 1282 01:02:29,124 --> 01:02:31,851 - Honestly, I've never panicked because of a good thing. 1283 01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:34,474 - Well, good things have their own finality 1284 01:02:34,509 --> 01:02:36,753 and even more uncertainty. 1285 01:02:43,518 --> 01:02:46,003 - Have you ever seen "Annie Hall"? 1286 01:02:46,038 --> 01:02:47,660 - Yeah. 1287 01:02:47,694 --> 01:02:50,628 - Do you know the scene where Woody Allen tells Diane Keaton 1288 01:02:50,663 --> 01:02:52,147 they should get their first kiss out 1289 01:02:52,182 --> 01:02:55,461 of the way before dinner on their first date? 1290 01:02:55,495 --> 01:02:58,705 - You totally missed that chance. 1291 01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:01,225 - Well, it's before dinner now. 1292 01:03:03,469 --> 01:03:06,817 - I guess we could get it out of the way 1293 01:03:06,852 --> 01:03:08,819 so we could eat in peace. 1294 01:03:08,854 --> 01:03:11,684 [waves crashing] 1295 01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:20,935 [waves continue crashing] 1296 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,835 [slow reggae music] 1297 01:03:26,975 --> 01:03:30,116 - Lobster would seem appropriate now. 1298 01:03:31,359 --> 01:03:34,811 - Maybe after we get a game of basketball in. 1299 01:03:36,882 --> 01:03:38,331 Wind's picking up. 1300 01:03:38,366 --> 01:03:40,437 - Who do you think I am? 1301 01:03:41,265 --> 01:03:44,510 Shouldn't we fly a kite instead? 1302 01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:47,824 - Oh, no, that's way too easy. 1303 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,135 [Fern sighs] 1304 01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:50,827 - All right, fine. 1305 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:52,242 Let's get this over with. 1306 01:03:52,276 --> 01:03:55,762 ♪ That's why we're chilling out, chilling all day ♪ 1307 01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,247 ♪ Chilling out, chilling out ♪ 1308 01:03:57,281 --> 01:03:59,283 - Oh, we're not doing one on one. 1309 01:03:59,318 --> 01:04:00,871 We're playing Crab. 1310 01:04:00,906 --> 01:04:02,424 - What's that? 1311 01:04:02,459 --> 01:04:05,082 - Crab, it's like Horse or Pig, 1312 01:04:06,359 --> 01:04:10,432 but we're on the beach, so Crab, with wind rules. 1313 01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:14,436 Wind rules are if you wait for the wind 1314 01:04:14,471 --> 01:04:18,130 to die down to make your shot, then it's only one letter. 1315 01:04:18,164 --> 01:04:22,444 But if you shoot with the wind, that's two letters. 1316 01:04:24,032 --> 01:04:27,139 - Okay, let's do it, I'm hungry. 1317 01:04:27,173 --> 01:04:28,209 - All right. 1318 01:04:29,313 --> 01:04:30,728 [Fern sighs] 1319 01:04:30,763 --> 01:04:34,318 Ladies first, and winner gets to pick the restaurant. 1320 01:04:34,353 --> 01:04:36,769 Loser has to pay for the appetizers, 1321 01:04:36,803 --> 01:04:41,843 and loser has to order in the accent of the winner's choice. 1322 01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:43,949 - High stakes. 1323 01:04:45,295 --> 01:04:48,677 - You're up, you've got a good gust now. 1324 01:04:50,162 --> 01:04:52,923 Hmm, I see, playing it safe, huh? 1325 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,029 - [Fern] Hush. 1326 01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,551 [basketball thunks] 1327 01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:02,484 [Cole claps] 1328 01:05:02,519 --> 01:05:03,451 - Impressive. 1329 01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:05,487 - Shot a few baskets in my day. 1330 01:05:05,522 --> 01:05:09,629 - "In my day," what are you, secretly an 80-year-old man? 1331 01:05:09,664 --> 01:05:11,666 - Quiet, put it up. 1332 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,840 [slow reggae music continues] 1333 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:16,913 [basketball thunks] 1334 01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:27,061 - Excuse me, no pretty girls in my line of sight. 1335 01:05:27,095 --> 01:05:29,201 It's kind of distracting. 1336 01:05:29,235 --> 01:05:30,927 - No, pretty girl rules state 1337 01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:33,791 that I can stand wherever I want. 1338 01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:36,933 - All right. 1339 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,729 [basketball thunks] 1340 01:05:40,764 --> 01:05:43,801 All right, your C, and it's my ball. 1341 01:05:46,390 --> 01:05:48,703 - Wait, you're supposed to match my shot, 1342 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:50,981 and it's my turn until you miss. 1343 01:05:51,016 --> 01:05:53,156 - Oh, not with wind rules. 1344 01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:55,227 - You're making this up as you go. 1345 01:05:55,261 --> 01:05:58,299 - Okay, I made the shot with the wind, 1346 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:03,304 which means I got two letters matching yours and upping you. 1347 01:06:05,271 --> 01:06:07,860 - I concede, okay, I'll do the stupid accent 1348 01:06:07,894 --> 01:06:09,827 if we can just go eat. 1349 01:06:09,862 --> 01:06:12,002 Okay, so what do you want for- 1350 01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:13,521 - Crab dip and calamari. 1351 01:06:13,555 --> 01:06:14,901 - All right, and accent? 1352 01:06:14,936 --> 01:06:16,144 - Third Reich. 1353 01:06:17,525 --> 01:06:19,044 - That is not an accent. 1354 01:06:19,078 --> 01:06:22,461 - Sure it is, it's German, but you just yell a lot. 1355 01:06:22,495 --> 01:06:23,910 - I'm not doing that. 1356 01:06:23,945 --> 01:06:25,671 - It helps if you pound the table a few times. 1357 01:06:25,705 --> 01:06:29,226 - That is childish. [laughs] 1358 01:06:29,261 --> 01:06:30,365 - Fine, okay. 1359 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:33,265 Jamaican. 1360 01:06:34,576 --> 01:06:37,510 - I thought you'd pick something sexy, like- like French. 1361 01:06:37,545 --> 01:06:39,685 - Oh, no, [laughs] no. 1362 01:06:39,719 --> 01:06:44,034 This is all about humor, not about sex appeal. 1363 01:06:44,069 --> 01:06:46,174 - You just want to embarrass me. 1364 01:06:46,209 --> 01:06:48,418 - All right, fine. 1365 01:06:48,452 --> 01:06:52,042 We can do your sexy French accent, 1366 01:06:52,077 --> 01:06:55,183 but it had better be incredibly sexy. 1367 01:07:01,465 --> 01:07:03,536 - Hey, guys, can I start you with an appetizer? 1368 01:07:03,571 --> 01:07:05,745 - We will have the crab dip and the calamari, 1369 01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:07,782 s'il vous plaît and merci. 1370 01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,370 - Ooh, French or French Canadian? 1371 01:07:09,404 --> 01:07:10,992 - I am from the south of France- 1372 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:14,375 - She's neither, she's just messing with you. 1373 01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:15,824 - Well, you had me convinced. 1374 01:07:15,859 --> 01:07:18,551 I'll be back with your appetizers in a few. 1375 01:07:18,586 --> 01:07:20,760 - What did you do that for, I was convincing. 1376 01:07:20,795 --> 01:07:23,349 - You quit halfway through our game. 1377 01:07:23,384 --> 01:07:25,593 - I had no chance. 1378 01:07:25,627 --> 01:07:28,561 - Bet you won't quit again. 1379 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:32,772 In all fairness, your French accent was kind of sexy. 1380 01:07:32,807 --> 01:07:36,569 Maybe you should just keep doing it, oui oui. 1381 01:07:38,295 --> 01:07:39,227 That's how you- 1382 01:07:39,262 --> 01:07:42,403 - You are, how you say, idiot. 1383 01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:45,889 ♪ You start thinking ♪ 1384 01:07:45,923 --> 01:07:48,512 ♪ About the way you ♪ 1385 01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:52,033 - So it's selfless service and the common good, huh? 1386 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,759 I wouldn't have pegged you as an altruist, 1387 01:07:53,793 --> 01:07:56,624 at least not in the beginning. 1388 01:07:56,658 --> 01:07:58,522 - I think a lot of boys grow up wanting 1389 01:07:58,557 --> 01:08:03,286 to be superheroes or, I don't know, saving the world. 1390 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,494 - That's cute. 1391 01:08:04,528 --> 01:08:06,185 - But eventually, we figure out 1392 01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:08,705 that we can't shoot lasers out of our eyeballs 1393 01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:11,052 and nuclear accidents don't actually turn you 1394 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,226 into a green monster. [laughs] 1395 01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:13,123 - Aw. 1396 01:08:14,193 --> 01:08:15,608 - Some of us figure out 1397 01:08:15,643 --> 01:08:18,508 that maybe the closest thing is a badge and a gun, 1398 01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:21,097 but I'm definitely no altruist any more 1399 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:22,926 than I am a superman. 1400 01:08:24,341 --> 01:08:27,275 - I would hope that all our public servants are as selfless. 1401 01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:29,622 - Mm, would you rather somebody come 1402 01:08:29,657 --> 01:08:33,074 to your aid who's compelled by duty or compelled by desire? 1403 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,904 - Who doesn't want to be desired? 1404 01:08:35,939 --> 01:08:36,836 - Exactly. 1405 01:08:38,459 --> 01:08:40,254 And I think that I'm the kind of guy 1406 01:08:40,288 --> 01:08:43,740 who helps out of desire rather than duty. 1407 01:08:45,535 --> 01:08:49,263 - It's rare to find that kind of drive in a career. 1408 01:08:49,297 --> 01:08:50,850 - [Cole] What drove you in your work? 1409 01:08:50,885 --> 01:08:53,646 - That is a painful question. 1410 01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:57,788 - We all have our reasons for taking a job or quitting. 1411 01:08:57,823 --> 01:09:00,550 There's no shame in a day's work. 1412 01:09:01,482 --> 01:09:04,105 - I guess I was driven by hope, 1413 01:09:05,831 --> 01:09:08,213 hope that the next job would be better 1414 01:09:08,247 --> 01:09:11,733 than the one I was currently doing. 1415 01:09:11,768 --> 01:09:12,872 - Ambition is good. 1416 01:09:12,907 --> 01:09:14,771 - Well, ambition only lasts 1417 01:09:14,805 --> 01:09:17,774 as long as the future looks bright. 1418 01:09:19,741 --> 01:09:20,708 - I see. 1419 01:09:20,742 --> 01:09:21,985 - Oh, no, it wasn't my health 1420 01:09:22,019 --> 01:09:24,505 that crushed my hopes. [laughs] 1421 01:09:24,539 --> 01:09:28,612 Actually, it gave me the courage to pull the plug. 1422 01:09:28,647 --> 01:09:33,341 Rather, [sighs] my hopes were misplaced. 1423 01:09:33,376 --> 01:09:34,239 - How so? 1424 01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:40,831 - Well, I hoped that I'd find fulfillment in my career, 1425 01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:42,730 but with each promotion, 1426 01:09:42,764 --> 01:09:44,456 I just kept making more money for my boss, 1427 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:48,218 and my boss's boss, who didn't care about me at all. 1428 01:09:48,253 --> 01:09:49,806 - Hmm, I get that. 1429 01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:54,845 [silverware clinking] 1430 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,952 [slow reggae music] 1431 01:09:59,574 --> 01:10:01,852 - Is everything okay? 1432 01:10:01,887 --> 01:10:03,785 - Yeah, I'm- I'm fine. 1433 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:09,170 If you'll excuse me just a minute, 1434 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,827 I need to use the- the ladies room. 1435 01:10:10,861 --> 01:10:12,311 - Are you sure you're okay? 1436 01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:14,382 - [Fern] Yeah, I'm okay. 1437 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:18,283 [slow reggae music continues] 1438 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:28,362 [slow reggae music continues] 1439 01:10:28,396 --> 01:10:31,192 [waves crashing] 1440 01:10:32,124 --> 01:10:34,437 - Aren't you gonna come in? 1441 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,201 - Well, I figured we got our good night kiss out 1442 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:44,309 of the way earlier, so I'll probably just go home. 1443 01:10:46,725 --> 01:10:50,660 I mean, unless you need another good night kiss. 1444 01:10:51,937 --> 01:10:55,630 - I didn't say I needed another good night kiss. 1445 01:10:59,462 --> 01:11:00,773 I wasn't kidding. 1446 01:11:02,119 --> 01:11:06,020 Okay, I was kidding. [laughs] 1447 01:11:09,851 --> 01:11:13,199 [waves continue crashing] 1448 01:11:13,234 --> 01:11:16,444 - That was much better than the first. 1449 01:11:19,033 --> 01:11:21,656 Don't make any plans tomorrow. 1450 01:11:21,691 --> 01:11:23,002 I have an idea. 1451 01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:27,731 - You're seriously going home now? 1452 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:29,285 You have to at least make a move 1453 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:30,734 and give me the chance to turn you down, 1454 01:11:30,769 --> 01:11:34,151 or else I'm going to bed feeling quite rejected. 1455 01:11:34,186 --> 01:11:36,188 - Okay, let's go in your bedroom, get naked. 1456 01:11:36,222 --> 01:11:37,948 - Let's do it. 1457 01:11:37,983 --> 01:11:39,433 - You siren. 1458 01:11:39,467 --> 01:11:40,986 - I thought all guys needed to, 1459 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:43,989 you know, go for a test drive, make sure we're compatible 1460 01:11:44,023 --> 01:11:46,854 before you drive me off the lot. 1461 01:11:46,888 --> 01:11:49,822 - Do you have lady parts down there? 1462 01:11:51,997 --> 01:11:53,101 - Yeah. 1463 01:11:53,136 --> 01:11:55,518 - Then I'm sure we're compatible. 1464 01:11:56,898 --> 01:12:00,523 - Well, maybe I need to take you for a test drive. 1465 01:12:00,557 --> 01:12:02,939 I don't have a lot of time to waste, you know. 1466 01:12:02,973 --> 01:12:06,287 - Oh, and that's exactly the reason why 1467 01:12:07,392 --> 01:12:09,842 we need to do this right. 1468 01:12:09,877 --> 01:12:13,329 Plus, I don't want you thinking I'm in this for one thing. 1469 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:14,399 - "In this"? 1470 01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:20,439 - 10 o'clock, tomorrow morning, eat a good breakfast. 1471 01:12:20,474 --> 01:12:22,545 - A glass of raw eggs, "Rocky" style? 1472 01:12:22,579 --> 01:12:24,719 - Breakfast of champions. 1473 01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:27,757 Good night. 1474 01:12:35,212 --> 01:12:36,904 [waves continue crashing] 1475 01:12:36,938 --> 01:12:37,732 [slow guitar music] 1476 01:12:37,767 --> 01:12:40,286 [Fern sighs] 1477 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,808 - [Fern] Ridiculous, he brought flowers 1478 01:12:44,843 --> 01:12:49,226 and didn't want to spend the night, just ridiculous. 1479 01:12:52,195 --> 01:12:53,748 And wonderful. 1480 01:12:53,783 --> 01:12:56,475 [slow guitar music continues] 1481 01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:59,547 [objects clattering] 1482 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:02,930 Skip, Skip, Skip? 1483 01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:10,420 Skip, honey, [knocks] Skip, are you okay in there? 1484 01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:15,252 [Skip moans] 1485 01:13:15,287 --> 01:13:18,946 Skip, Skip, Skip? [coughs] 1486 01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:22,812 [Skip moans] 1487 01:13:22,846 --> 01:13:23,847 Tell me what's going on. 1488 01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:25,228 - Where am I? 1489 01:13:25,262 --> 01:13:27,472 - Nearly dead on the bathroom floor. 1490 01:13:27,506 --> 01:13:28,611 - Okay, cool. 1491 01:13:31,165 --> 01:13:34,755 - Oh, we gotta get you out of here. 1492 01:13:34,789 --> 01:13:35,963 - No, I can't go. 1493 01:13:35,997 --> 01:13:37,930 - Come on, you should go for a walk. 1494 01:13:37,965 --> 01:13:40,554 - Guys, I'm going offline for a while. 1495 01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:41,865 Lucas, if you can hear me, 1496 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:43,384 your mom's dragging me to the bedroom. 1497 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,317 - Do you ever shut up? 1498 01:13:46,491 --> 01:13:47,802 - [Skip] You're gonna have to take over, Fern. 1499 01:13:47,837 --> 01:13:52,048 There's no other way, I've worked too hard. 1500 01:13:52,082 --> 01:13:53,636 - Go to bed. 1501 01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:56,328 [headset clatters] 1502 01:13:56,362 --> 01:13:58,848 [Fern grunts] 1503 01:13:58,882 --> 01:14:01,126 [slow reggae music] 1504 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:06,027 Why do you eat so much delivery? [grunts] 1505 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,898 [slow reggae music continues] 1506 01:14:14,933 --> 01:14:17,487 [Fern grunts] 1507 01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:24,874 [Fern sighs] 1508 01:14:24,908 --> 01:14:28,774 [slow reggae music continues] 1509 01:14:31,432 --> 01:14:32,640 [Fern sighs] 1510 01:14:32,675 --> 01:14:34,366 [Fern grunts] 1511 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,438 [Fern pants] 1512 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,958 [Skip thuds] 1513 01:14:42,132 --> 01:14:44,687 [Fern grunts] 1514 01:14:51,245 --> 01:14:55,145 [slow reggae music continues] 1515 01:14:57,769 --> 01:14:59,046 [Fern sighs] 1516 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:03,257 Not how I wanted my night to end. [sighs] 1517 01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:05,846 [door knocks] 1518 01:15:11,368 --> 01:15:12,956 Hey, handsome. 1519 01:15:12,991 --> 01:15:15,614 - Hey, sundress, how you doing? 1520 01:15:19,584 --> 01:15:22,656 - What are you all dressed up for? 1521 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:23,933 - I brought you something. 1522 01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:25,624 - What's the occasion? 1523 01:15:25,659 --> 01:15:29,732 - A northeastern swell with a southwestern breeze. 1524 01:15:29,766 --> 01:15:32,528 [waves crashing] 1525 01:15:34,288 --> 01:15:36,566 Is that your bathroom mate? 1526 01:15:37,912 --> 01:15:39,983 - You found one in pink. 1527 01:15:40,018 --> 01:15:43,262 - Yeah, I figured it'd make you a little more comfortable 1528 01:15:43,297 --> 01:15:45,023 since it's your first time out. 1529 01:15:45,057 --> 01:15:47,473 - Cute, although if I did know we were jumping 1530 01:15:47,508 --> 01:15:50,442 into the ocean, I wouldn't have curled my hair. 1531 01:15:50,476 --> 01:15:53,687 [Cole imitates picture snapping] 1532 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:55,412 - Just taking mental pictures. 1533 01:15:55,447 --> 01:15:56,552 Don't want these stunning curls 1534 01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:59,278 and iconic sundress to go to waste. 1535 01:15:59,313 --> 01:16:01,108 - Stunning and iconic? 1536 01:16:01,142 --> 01:16:03,317 I can live with that. 1537 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:04,249 - Is 1538 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:07,459 he okay? 1539 01:16:09,219 --> 01:16:10,566 [Fern sighs] 1540 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,809 - [Fern] Come on, get up. 1541 01:16:12,844 --> 01:16:14,500 We are going to the beach. 1542 01:16:14,535 --> 01:16:17,124 - Thought it was just gonna be us going to the beach. 1543 01:16:17,158 --> 01:16:18,366 - He nearly died last night. 1544 01:16:18,401 --> 01:16:20,368 He could use some fresh air and sunshine. 1545 01:16:20,403 --> 01:16:22,163 - Or a hospital. 1546 01:16:22,198 --> 01:16:23,509 - What am I doing out here? 1547 01:16:23,544 --> 01:16:24,890 I'm losing time. 1548 01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:27,030 - Your time is going to expire unless you get up, 1549 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,757 get out, and go get some vitamin D, and you know what? 1550 01:16:29,792 --> 01:16:30,931 If you don't go to the beach with us, 1551 01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:33,105 you are hereby evicted immediately 1552 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:37,247 with full loss of property, is this stuck to you? 1553 01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:39,491 - [Skip] You can't do that. 1554 01:16:39,525 --> 01:16:40,596 - I don't think he wants to come with. 1555 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,598 - I never had the legal right 1556 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,392 to rent out my half-bath in the first place, 1557 01:16:44,427 --> 01:16:47,395 so I don't think you're gonna have much legal recourse. 1558 01:16:47,430 --> 01:16:52,469 Come on, and please [coughs] go take a shower. 1559 01:16:54,299 --> 01:16:55,472 You smell like you were just removed 1560 01:16:55,507 --> 01:16:58,406 from the anus of a beached whale. [coughs] 1561 01:16:58,441 --> 01:17:00,926 - That's the smell of success. 1562 01:17:04,585 --> 01:17:07,484 [traffic rumbles] 1563 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:15,113 - Did you take the roof and the doors off in winter? 1564 01:17:15,147 --> 01:17:17,080 - It's always summer in a wetsuit. 1565 01:17:17,115 --> 01:17:19,255 - That's just not true. 1566 01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:21,015 - Eh, the sun's out. 1567 01:17:22,189 --> 01:17:23,708 You'll be fine. 1568 01:17:23,742 --> 01:17:27,366 Plus I put a new clean seat cover on for you. 1569 01:17:27,401 --> 01:17:29,472 - Is your jeep a pirate? 1570 01:17:32,751 --> 01:17:33,510 - Definitely. 1571 01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:35,547 [Fern laughs] 1572 01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:37,204 Sorry, man, I didn't know you were coming, 1573 01:17:37,238 --> 01:17:41,173 but this backseat doesn't have too many stains. 1574 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,762 - Oh, it's okay, dirt don't scare me. 1575 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:46,662 [traffic rumbles] 1576 01:17:52,184 --> 01:17:55,947 [traffic continues rumbling] 1577 01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,364 [car beeps] 1578 01:17:59,398 --> 01:18:02,332 [car engine revs] 1579 01:18:02,367 --> 01:18:04,300 - Your car smells weird. 1580 01:18:04,334 --> 01:18:05,232 - Yeah. 1581 01:18:06,751 --> 01:18:07,821 It does. 1582 01:18:07,855 --> 01:18:10,893 [slow reggae music] 1583 01:18:15,932 --> 01:18:17,658 [slow reggae music continues] 1584 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,349 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1585 01:18:19,384 --> 01:18:22,559 ♪ Oh ♪ 1586 01:18:22,594 --> 01:18:25,286 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1587 01:18:25,321 --> 01:18:27,599 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 1588 01:18:27,633 --> 01:18:32,259 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1589 01:18:32,293 --> 01:18:34,813 ♪ Gotta move on sometimes ♪ 1590 01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:37,954 ♪ Please let me live, let me live ♪ 1591 01:18:37,989 --> 01:18:40,957 ♪ 'Cause I could take back the damage ♪ 1592 01:18:40,992 --> 01:18:43,926 ♪ That I did, that I did ♪ 1593 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,411 ♪ Why do you keep reminding me ♪ 1594 01:18:46,445 --> 01:18:50,346 ♪ Of the person that I don't want to be ♪ 1595 01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:52,969 - Come on, little buddy, we're here. 1596 01:18:53,004 --> 01:18:54,419 - Double kill. 1597 01:18:54,453 --> 01:18:57,525 - Oh, give it a rest, you're in the real world now. 1598 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,389 Get out and experience it. 1599 01:18:59,424 --> 01:19:00,736 - How far did we go? 1600 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,220 [Fern sighs] 1601 01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:04,291 - Stop acting like you've never been outside before. 1602 01:19:04,325 --> 01:19:05,775 - I haven't been to the beach since I was a kid, I don't 1603 01:19:05,810 --> 01:19:08,157 even know what to do out- - Your assignment is 1604 01:19:08,191 --> 01:19:10,884 to get your feet wet past your ankles, 1605 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,231 go find 15 uniquely beautiful seashells 1606 01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:15,647 and 25 fascinating rocks, 1607 01:19:15,681 --> 01:19:17,442 and build a sandcastle no smaller 1608 01:19:17,476 --> 01:19:21,342 than five square feet with your newfound treasures. 1609 01:19:21,377 --> 01:19:22,758 - Okay. 1610 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:26,382 - While we surf and probably make out a little, 1611 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:29,247 in which case you will face the other direction. 1612 01:19:29,281 --> 01:19:33,320 [slow reggae music continues] 1613 01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:34,528 Let me carry it this time? 1614 01:19:34,562 --> 01:19:35,356 - There you go. [laughs] 1615 01:19:35,391 --> 01:19:37,462 [Fern laughs] 1616 01:19:37,496 --> 01:19:38,877 Come on, Skippy. 1617 01:19:40,051 --> 01:19:42,812 [waves crashing] 1618 01:19:47,437 --> 01:19:49,405 Come on, let's get wet. 1619 01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:53,616 These suits are made to keep you warm in the- 1620 01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:56,481 - Can I just ease my way into it? 1621 01:19:58,103 --> 01:19:59,173 - Commit. 1622 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:02,763 [waves continue crashing] 1623 01:20:11,116 --> 01:20:12,393 [Fern cries out] 1624 01:20:12,428 --> 01:20:14,671 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1625 01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:18,537 Too cold, too cold, too cold, too cold. 1626 01:20:18,572 --> 01:20:22,127 [waves continue crashing] 1627 01:20:26,304 --> 01:20:28,513 It's so freezing. 1628 01:20:28,547 --> 01:20:29,894 - I bet you're pretty glad 1629 01:20:29,928 --> 01:20:31,619 I didn't let you do sundress surfing now, huh? 1630 01:20:31,654 --> 01:20:32,551 - Ha, ha. 1631 01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:36,417 - You know, these suits are meant to keep you nice and warm. 1632 01:20:36,452 --> 01:20:39,869 - Listen, I let you take me skateboarding 1633 01:20:39,904 --> 01:20:41,595 and- and basketballing, 1634 01:20:41,629 --> 01:20:45,771 but I have to draw the line at arctic sports. 1635 01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:46,600 - Arctic? 1636 01:20:50,397 --> 01:20:52,295 All right, that's fine. 1637 01:20:57,093 --> 01:20:59,509 So what would you rather do, 1638 01:20:59,544 --> 01:21:03,134 go for a long romantic walk on the beach, or? 1639 01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:06,033 - Mm-hmm. 1640 01:21:06,068 --> 01:21:06,931 - Huh. 1641 01:21:09,312 --> 01:21:10,210 Okay. 1642 01:21:11,245 --> 01:21:12,315 That's fine. 1643 01:21:15,249 --> 01:21:19,184 - You know, I can't go to libraries or bookstores anymore. 1644 01:21:19,219 --> 01:21:20,703 - Why not? 1645 01:21:20,737 --> 01:21:21,669 [Fern sighs] 1646 01:21:21,704 --> 01:21:22,843 - I see the thousands of books 1647 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,949 on the sea of shelves and I panic, 1648 01:21:24,983 --> 01:21:28,780 knowing that I can't finish them all in my lifetime. 1649 01:21:28,814 --> 01:21:30,333 - Nobody's lifetime is long enough 1650 01:21:30,368 --> 01:21:32,370 to finish all the books on Earth. 1651 01:21:32,404 --> 01:21:34,268 - Yeah, when I was growing up, 1652 01:21:34,303 --> 01:21:36,961 every year my parents would take us to the beach, 1653 01:21:36,995 --> 01:21:40,861 and I loved to just lay in the sand and read all day. 1654 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,828 It was almost as much fun picking out the book 1655 01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:45,245 as it was reading it. 1656 01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:48,282 I would always make sure to finish my book no matter what, 1657 01:21:48,317 --> 01:21:49,697 even if it meant that my toes didn't touch 1658 01:21:49,732 --> 01:21:51,872 the water the last day of vacation. 1659 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:52,700 - Nerd. 1660 01:21:52,735 --> 01:21:55,634 [Fern laughs] 1661 01:21:55,669 --> 01:21:59,121 - But when I moved into the hotel, 1662 01:21:59,155 --> 01:22:01,364 I didn't bring a single one. 1663 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:04,505 - So you gave up reading books just 1664 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,301 because you're afraid of not finishing one? 1665 01:22:07,336 --> 01:22:09,510 - Well, I guess it's kind of like why 1666 01:22:09,545 --> 01:22:12,548 I panicked on our first date. 1667 01:22:12,582 --> 01:22:16,621 - You don't finish relationships like you finish a book. 1668 01:22:16,655 --> 01:22:18,312 - I know, but it's, 1669 01:22:20,556 --> 01:22:25,595 it's harder to enjoy when you know you're close to the end. 1670 01:22:26,182 --> 01:22:27,045 - I see. 1671 01:22:29,668 --> 01:22:31,015 You okay? 1672 01:22:31,049 --> 01:22:33,431 - Yeah. [background noise drowns out speaker] 1673 01:22:33,465 --> 01:22:34,673 - You keep saying you're okay, 1674 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:37,504 but I believe you less this time. 1675 01:22:40,024 --> 01:22:42,026 - I guess I have to be okay, you know? 1676 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:43,372 This is me now. 1677 01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:49,274 - All right. 1678 01:22:49,309 --> 01:22:52,277 [waves continue crashing] 1679 01:22:52,312 --> 01:22:55,832 Think you can make it to those dunes over there? 1680 01:22:55,867 --> 01:22:57,110 I'll go put some towels down 1681 01:22:57,144 --> 01:23:00,182 and we can watch the waves from there. 1682 01:23:03,944 --> 01:23:06,705 [background noise drowns out speaker] 1683 01:23:06,740 --> 01:23:10,295 [waves continue crashing] 1684 01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:17,406 You've enjoyed our time together, right? 1685 01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,545 [Fern laughs] 1686 01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:21,065 - Of course, it's been wonderful. 1687 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,206 - Just wonderful? 1688 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,587 - Is wonderful not good enough? 1689 01:23:26,622 --> 01:23:29,659 - I mean, I'm gonna need a little more than just wonderful 1690 01:23:29,694 --> 01:23:31,834 after this epic week, and 1691 01:23:33,836 --> 01:23:34,940 if we're bringing Skippy along. 1692 01:23:34,975 --> 01:23:37,943 [Fern laughs] 1693 01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:39,531 [Fern sighs] 1694 01:23:39,566 --> 01:23:41,602 - Honestly, all our time 1695 01:23:41,637 --> 01:23:46,090 we've spent together has been the best I've ever had. 1696 01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:50,611 Perfection. 1697 01:23:50,646 --> 01:23:51,543 - Hmm. 1698 01:23:52,993 --> 01:23:57,135 Well, I'm relieved to hear you say that, but I disagree. 1699 01:23:58,895 --> 01:24:00,828 It's not perfect yet. 1700 01:24:00,863 --> 01:24:01,760 - No? 1701 01:24:04,798 --> 01:24:08,491 - You see that conch shell right behind you? 1702 01:24:11,632 --> 01:24:15,015 [waves continue crashing] 1703 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,430 Look underneath. 1704 01:24:20,952 --> 01:24:24,990 I wouldn't ask if you were a conventional woman. 1705 01:24:27,890 --> 01:24:29,616 But I don't think I've ever felt any kind 1706 01:24:29,650 --> 01:24:32,170 of love like this, maybe ever. 1707 01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:40,282 I want to spend the rest of our time, 1708 01:24:40,316 --> 01:24:43,388 as much as we have, together. 1709 01:24:43,423 --> 01:24:45,183 Sundress, I love you. 1710 01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:50,361 Will you marry me? 1711 01:24:51,914 --> 01:24:54,192 - Cole, I- I love you, but, 1712 01:24:55,952 --> 01:24:57,230 but- 1713 01:24:57,264 --> 01:25:00,647 - No, no but, this is a ring in a conch shell. 1714 01:25:03,201 --> 01:25:05,410 - Have you been talking to Tiffany? 1715 01:25:05,445 --> 01:25:06,998 - Tiffany? 1716 01:25:07,032 --> 01:25:08,689 I didn't know I needed her permission. 1717 01:25:08,724 --> 01:25:10,484 - She told you that I wanted to get married 1718 01:25:10,519 --> 01:25:12,831 before I died, didn't she? 1719 01:25:12,866 --> 01:25:15,455 - I didn't talk to Tiffany. 1720 01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,973 - Well, 1721 01:25:17,008 --> 01:25:20,080 well, why else would you ask me so soon? 1722 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,289 - I rushed into my first marriage, too. 1723 01:25:22,324 --> 01:25:24,188 It was great at first. 1724 01:25:25,741 --> 01:25:30,194 But we really struggled to combine our lives. 1725 01:25:30,228 --> 01:25:33,093 We fought a lot and we ended up divorcing 1726 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,130 before our first anniversary 1727 01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:37,649 - That's comforting. 1728 01:25:37,684 --> 01:25:40,721 - It hurt a lot, but after that, 1729 01:25:40,756 --> 01:25:42,689 I thought that I needed to take it slow, 1730 01:25:42,723 --> 01:25:46,002 but I watched so many couples living together 1731 01:25:46,037 --> 01:25:51,076 for years with the same problems, and they divorced anyway. 1732 01:25:52,354 --> 01:25:55,184 - So if we're all doomed, why not just rush in. 1733 01:25:55,219 --> 01:25:56,427 - Not exactly. 1734 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:02,847 My wife and I never worked our problems out. 1735 01:26:02,881 --> 01:26:07,921 We just gave up, and after our divorce, she joked, [laughs] 1736 01:26:09,094 --> 01:26:12,650 she joked it was just a practice marriage, 1737 01:26:12,684 --> 01:26:15,446 that we'd get it right on the next one. 1738 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,965 - But I haven't had my practice yet. 1739 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,658 - We don't need practice, 1740 01:26:20,692 --> 01:26:24,386 just commitment, it's like jumping in the water. 1741 01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:27,699 You just stay there until it works out. 1742 01:26:32,014 --> 01:26:36,467 - Cole, [laughs] and my impulse is to shout yes 1743 01:26:36,501 --> 01:26:37,882 and jump into your arms- 1744 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:41,196 - Be impulsive, I love your impulsiveness. 1745 01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:42,542 - If I say yes, 1746 01:26:44,026 --> 01:26:49,065 I bring you into so much pain, and I, [cries] 1747 01:26:51,413 --> 01:26:52,793 I can't do that. 1748 01:26:58,178 --> 01:26:59,075 I'm sorry. 1749 01:27:03,632 --> 01:27:05,496 Please take me home. 1750 01:27:05,530 --> 01:27:09,085 [waves continue crashing] 1751 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:17,956 [waves continue crashing] 1752 01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:23,652 ♪ There's only so much time ♪ 1753 01:27:23,686 --> 01:27:27,311 ♪ We cannot forget about God and love ♪ 1754 01:27:27,345 --> 01:27:31,107 ♪ And though I'll never understand it ♪ 1755 01:27:31,142 --> 01:27:33,903 ♪ We all come from the same place ♪ 1756 01:27:33,938 --> 01:27:37,286 ♪ The one who made you, same one who made me ♪ 1757 01:27:37,321 --> 01:27:41,048 ♪ The one who made the sky and the stars and the sea ♪ 1758 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:45,190 ♪ But you know religions just separate us ♪ 1759 01:27:45,225 --> 01:27:47,296 ♪ It's why we need to ♪ - Pull over. 1760 01:27:47,331 --> 01:27:48,539 Pull over right now! 1761 01:27:48,573 --> 01:27:51,542 ♪ Always be humble and kind ♪ 1762 01:27:51,576 --> 01:27:55,477 ♪ Don't let the hatred consume your mind ♪ 1763 01:27:55,511 --> 01:27:59,101 ♪ Even though it can be hard to find ♪ 1764 01:27:59,135 --> 01:28:01,690 ♪ All the love just deep inside ♪ 1765 01:28:01,724 --> 01:28:03,070 - Mrs. Kellogg? 1766 01:28:03,105 --> 01:28:06,039 ♪ Though we're living in some crazy times ♪ 1767 01:28:06,073 --> 01:28:10,043 ♪ In all the darkness, you can be the light ♪ 1768 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:13,978 ♪ Focus on living the life ♪ 1769 01:28:14,012 --> 01:28:17,913 ♪ And always be humble and kind ♪ 1770 01:28:17,947 --> 01:28:19,673 - And I dumped Eric. 1771 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:27,612 - That's the only good thing I've heard today. [cries] 1772 01:28:27,647 --> 01:28:30,132 [Fern cries] 1773 01:28:34,481 --> 01:28:37,691 [footsteps shuffling] 1774 01:28:40,832 --> 01:28:43,973 [machinery whirring] 1775 01:28:46,182 --> 01:28:49,013 [gurney rattles] 1776 01:28:54,915 --> 01:28:58,540 [ambulance doors slamming] 1777 01:29:02,509 --> 01:29:06,064 She told me not to grow up to be like her. 1778 01:29:07,859 --> 01:29:11,000 You know she was divorced three times and still died alone? 1779 01:29:11,035 --> 01:29:13,762 - I don't think three divorces are in your future, my love. 1780 01:29:13,796 --> 01:29:15,867 - No, but I'm already grown up and alone. 1781 01:29:15,902 --> 01:29:19,423 - Hey, we're always growing up and you could have Cole, 1782 01:29:19,457 --> 01:29:20,769 if you say yes. 1783 01:29:23,737 --> 01:29:25,946 - I have no right to put him through hell, 1784 01:29:25,981 --> 01:29:28,155 for him to watch me slowly fade. 1785 01:29:28,190 --> 01:29:29,502 - Okay, I'm sure he thought of that 1786 01:29:29,536 --> 01:29:31,158 before asking you to marry him, 1787 01:29:31,193 --> 01:29:34,161 and now he'll just be alone too if you abandon him. 1788 01:29:34,196 --> 01:29:36,819 - I was always going to abandon him. 1789 01:29:36,854 --> 01:29:40,098 [Skip sighs] 1790 01:29:40,133 --> 01:29:42,825 I thought I'd leave you before you left me, roomie. 1791 01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:44,517 I'll miss you. 1792 01:29:44,551 --> 01:29:46,622 - I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other, 1793 01:29:46,657 --> 01:29:50,039 especially if you let me date your best friend. 1794 01:29:50,074 --> 01:29:54,216 - Wow, Skip, coming in hot with some serious confidence. 1795 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:56,252 - I've never lacked confidence. 1796 01:29:56,287 --> 01:29:57,737 - Well, you totally have my permission. 1797 01:29:57,771 --> 01:29:59,428 - Wait, what? 1798 01:29:59,463 --> 01:30:00,981 - What do you say, Tiffany? 1799 01:30:01,016 --> 01:30:02,017 You want to take this solo game 1800 01:30:02,051 --> 01:30:04,364 to multiplayer, coop, duos? 1801 01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:07,125 - Those words mean nothing to me. 1802 01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:11,509 - I want to take you to dinner, seafood, steak, you name it. 1803 01:30:11,544 --> 01:30:13,511 - I don't know. 1804 01:30:13,546 --> 01:30:15,962 - What's a little dinner? 1805 01:30:15,996 --> 01:30:17,308 - All right, as long as 1806 01:30:17,342 --> 01:30:19,655 you don't mind just being a rebound date. 1807 01:30:19,690 --> 01:30:22,278 - Cool, I'll get your number from Fern. 1808 01:30:22,313 --> 01:30:23,694 We'll set it up. 1809 01:30:27,801 --> 01:30:30,183 [door clicks] 1810 01:30:30,217 --> 01:30:31,978 - Did he already find a place? 1811 01:30:32,012 --> 01:30:35,050 - He has a place, actually, a really nice house in town. 1812 01:30:35,084 --> 01:30:36,431 He was just out here 1813 01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:37,604 so his friends and family wouldn't bother him. 1814 01:30:37,639 --> 01:30:40,365 - Huh, never would have guessed. 1815 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:48,304 [truck beeps] 1816 01:30:48,339 --> 01:30:50,686 [Fern sighs] 1817 01:30:57,521 --> 01:31:00,040 [Fern sighs] 1818 01:31:00,075 --> 01:31:03,458 [truck continues beeping] 1819 01:31:07,945 --> 01:31:10,465 [Fern sighs] 1820 01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:13,813 [door clicks] 1821 01:31:15,780 --> 01:31:18,542 [waves crashing] 1822 01:31:22,649 --> 01:31:25,514 [traffic rumbles] 1823 01:31:31,244 --> 01:31:35,075 [traffic continues rumbling] 1824 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:38,562 [slow guitar music] 1825 01:31:38,596 --> 01:31:41,047 [Fern sighs] 1826 01:31:42,289 --> 01:31:46,190 [slow guitar music continues] 1827 01:31:51,057 --> 01:31:53,093 [Fern sighs] 1828 01:31:53,128 --> 01:31:56,890 [slow guitar music continues] 1829 01:32:01,585 --> 01:32:02,827 - Just talk with 1830 01:32:02,862 --> 01:32:05,071 and then make a further appointment with Sarah. 1831 01:32:05,105 --> 01:32:09,040 [Dr. Schwazer speaking softly] 1832 01:32:12,216 --> 01:32:14,494 You may experience some dry mouth. 1833 01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:19,534 You may experience some. [speaking softly] 1834 01:32:21,950 --> 01:32:25,816 [slow guitar music continues] 1835 01:32:30,303 --> 01:32:33,271 [dish clinking] 1836 01:32:33,306 --> 01:32:36,343 - Can I get you anything else, miss? 1837 01:32:38,276 --> 01:32:39,174 Miss? 1838 01:32:40,658 --> 01:32:41,763 - No, thanks. 1839 01:32:45,456 --> 01:32:47,976 Actually, there was an older woman 1840 01:32:48,010 --> 01:32:49,494 who would come in every day 1841 01:32:49,529 --> 01:32:51,393 and order the chocolate pancakes. 1842 01:32:51,427 --> 01:32:53,084 Do you remember her? 1843 01:32:53,119 --> 01:32:54,914 - Oh, yeah, I remember her. 1844 01:32:54,948 --> 01:32:56,018 [Fern laughs] 1845 01:32:56,053 --> 01:32:57,364 - You do? 1846 01:32:57,399 --> 01:33:00,367 - Of course, sweet lady, and a very good tipper. 1847 01:33:00,402 --> 01:33:01,334 [Fern laughs] 1848 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,749 Did she go home? 1849 01:33:07,547 --> 01:33:09,445 - Yeah, yeah, she did. 1850 01:33:10,205 --> 01:33:12,103 - I'm gonna miss her. 1851 01:33:12,138 --> 01:33:15,175 She was becoming part of my routine. 1852 01:33:21,043 --> 01:33:24,253 [silverware clinking] 1853 01:33:28,430 --> 01:33:31,502 [chair creaks] 1854 01:33:31,536 --> 01:33:33,538 - I didn't think you'd. 1855 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:39,130 [silverware clinking] 1856 01:33:39,165 --> 01:33:41,270 I'm really glad you came. 1857 01:33:42,755 --> 01:33:46,206 - Tiffany told me if I didn't, that I'd be in big trouble. 1858 01:33:46,241 --> 01:33:47,967 - You been talking to Tiffany? 1859 01:33:48,001 --> 01:33:50,314 - Won't make a habit of it. 1860 01:33:55,940 --> 01:33:56,803 - My- my, 1861 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:05,640 my parents were amazing people, I mean, good at everything, 1862 01:34:06,295 --> 01:34:07,642 and after they died, 1863 01:34:09,989 --> 01:34:13,371 I wanted to continue their legacy, 1864 01:34:13,406 --> 01:34:18,445 to prove my worth to the world, I guess. [sighs] 1865 01:34:19,757 --> 01:34:23,312 So I crashed the white collar scene and made my mark, 1866 01:34:23,347 --> 01:34:27,869 but the problem is, that mark is probably erased now 1867 01:34:27,903 --> 01:34:29,905 that I quit my job. 1868 01:34:29,940 --> 01:34:30,941 - Maybe. 1869 01:34:30,975 --> 01:34:32,701 - And I've been- been journaling, 1870 01:34:32,736 --> 01:34:34,461 trying to leave something worthwhile, 1871 01:34:34,496 --> 01:34:35,773 but I don't know who would read that, 1872 01:34:35,808 --> 01:34:37,085 you know, besides Tiffany- 1873 01:34:37,119 --> 01:34:38,638 - Fern, you're too hard on yourself. 1874 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,053 - Let me finish. 1875 01:34:42,884 --> 01:34:45,576 I still want to leave a mark. 1876 01:34:45,610 --> 01:34:47,751 I just want to make sure that it's the right one 1877 01:34:47,785 --> 01:34:50,615 and not some- some horrible scar. 1878 01:34:52,756 --> 01:34:53,653 - Fern. 1879 01:34:55,310 --> 01:34:56,691 Who could possibly be scarring- 1880 01:34:56,725 --> 01:35:00,902 - You're way too sweet and optimistic about me. 1881 01:35:00,936 --> 01:35:03,490 [slow music] 1882 01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:10,912 - Will you go for one last drive with me? 1883 01:35:11,913 --> 01:35:14,709 [Fern sniffs] 1884 01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:16,469 - I'm not sure I'm used to the smell yet. 1885 01:35:16,503 --> 01:35:19,058 [Cole laughs] 1886 01:35:20,300 --> 01:35:22,026 - It'll grow on you. 1887 01:35:24,166 --> 01:35:25,685 [waves crashing] 1888 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,792 - Well played, sir, I see the pirate's potential now. 1889 01:35:28,826 --> 01:35:29,862 - Potential? 1890 01:35:30,863 --> 01:35:34,970 I like that word. [laughs] 1891 01:35:35,005 --> 01:35:38,560 [waves continue crashing] 1892 01:35:39,906 --> 01:35:42,150 This is gonna be a good memory; 1893 01:35:42,184 --> 01:35:45,325 - The kind you wish won't end? 1894 01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:46,948 - It won't. 1895 01:35:46,982 --> 01:35:50,296 - I'm going to end, Cole, we can't fix that. 1896 01:35:50,330 --> 01:35:52,712 - But memories don't end. 1897 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:56,371 I've made more with you worth holding onto than, 1898 01:35:56,405 --> 01:35:58,718 well, than ever before in my life. 1899 01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:03,102 - You're just infatuated, I mean, you barely know me. 1900 01:36:03,965 --> 01:36:06,415 [Cole sighs] 1901 01:36:10,592 --> 01:36:14,458 - Do you remember the scene from "When Harry Met Sally," 1902 01:36:14,492 --> 01:36:16,425 and how they interviewed those married couples 1903 01:36:16,460 --> 01:36:18,876 who had been together for decades? 1904 01:36:18,911 --> 01:36:22,293 - You watch way too many girly movies. 1905 01:36:22,328 --> 01:36:24,986 - My favorite is the arranged marriage 1906 01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:26,850 that they interviewed, 1907 01:36:26,884 --> 01:36:30,474 where the husband spied on the wife before they got married 1908 01:36:30,508 --> 01:36:32,131 to see if she was pretty. 1909 01:36:32,165 --> 01:36:34,719 - It's cute, if a bit shallow. 1910 01:36:36,445 --> 01:36:38,551 - I would have thought so too, 1911 01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:43,625 if they hadn't have been happily married for many years. 1912 01:36:44,453 --> 01:36:45,800 - It's 'cause she was pretty. 1913 01:36:45,834 --> 01:36:46,731 - No. 1914 01:36:46,766 --> 01:36:47,974 - It's 'cause she wasn't pretty. 1915 01:36:48,009 --> 01:36:50,701 - That's not why they stayed. 1916 01:36:50,735 --> 01:36:52,392 [Fern sighs] 1917 01:36:52,427 --> 01:36:54,601 - Because they committed. 1918 01:36:58,433 --> 01:37:00,607 - I know that it's sudden, 1919 01:37:01,781 --> 01:37:04,888 but I'm done procrastinating my happiness. 1920 01:37:04,922 --> 01:37:08,029 - It's going to be full of suffering. 1921 01:37:08,063 --> 01:37:08,961 - It's not possible. 1922 01:37:08,995 --> 01:37:10,203 - I- I can't let you do that 1923 01:37:10,238 --> 01:37:11,480 'cause it will, it- - Fern, I'm gonna 1924 01:37:11,515 --> 01:37:14,690 have to be a glass half-empty on this one 1925 01:37:14,725 --> 01:37:17,935 because I know that it's gonna be half-full of suffering, 1926 01:37:17,970 --> 01:37:19,523 okay, I know that. 1927 01:37:21,042 --> 01:37:22,698 But the other half, 1928 01:37:24,493 --> 01:37:29,119 the other half is gonna be full of strawberry lemonade. 1929 01:37:31,155 --> 01:37:34,607 [waves continue crashing] 1930 01:37:34,641 --> 01:37:37,748 - And you'll drive me here every day? 1931 01:37:38,956 --> 01:37:39,992 - Every day. 1932 01:37:43,340 --> 01:37:46,653 - Well, maybe some days we can stay in. 1933 01:37:48,483 --> 01:37:50,036 - You're the boss. 1934 01:37:56,663 --> 01:37:58,942 - Okay, but there's gotta be some sort of latency period, 1935 01:37:58,976 --> 01:38:01,876 right, because or else it's just weird. 1936 01:38:01,910 --> 01:38:03,429 - Well, naturally there's going 1937 01:38:03,463 --> 01:38:06,881 to have to be some sort of planning, 1938 01:38:06,915 --> 01:38:09,193 and I probably am gonna need to learn a few things 1939 01:38:09,228 --> 01:38:12,093 about you, such as your real name. 1940 01:38:13,404 --> 01:38:15,268 - Well, I don't know, I might be ready for marriage, 1941 01:38:15,303 --> 01:38:18,893 but I don't know if I'm ready for that yet. 1942 01:38:20,170 --> 01:38:22,689 - Get over here. [Fern laughs] 1943 01:38:22,724 --> 01:38:24,760 ♪ Sink or swim ♪ 1944 01:38:24,795 --> 01:38:26,970 ♪ I will rise above you ♪ 1945 01:38:27,004 --> 01:38:28,592 ♪ Bright lights and ♪ 1946 01:38:28,626 --> 01:38:32,630 - It's Ashleigh, isn't it, with the L-I-E-G-I-H, 1947 01:38:32,665 --> 01:38:33,459 or whatever it is? 1948 01:38:33,493 --> 01:38:34,805 - You're impossible. 1949 01:38:34,839 --> 01:38:37,566 - It's a hyphenated name, is it, it's not, 1950 01:38:37,601 --> 01:38:38,947 Kara-Lynn, Kara-Lynn. - No, no. 1951 01:38:38,982 --> 01:38:39,914 - Sarah Lynn. 1952 01:38:39,948 --> 01:38:42,364 - No, you're not gonna get it. 1953 01:38:43,641 --> 01:38:46,541 - Jackie? [sighs] 1954 01:38:47,542 --> 01:38:49,199 I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess it. 1955 01:38:49,233 --> 01:38:52,271 [slow reggae music] 1956 01:38:58,311 --> 01:39:02,108 [slow reggae music continues] 1957 01:39:07,424 --> 01:39:11,290 [slow reggae music continues] 1958 01:39:14,983 --> 01:39:16,364 [slow reggae music] 1959 01:39:16,398 --> 01:39:18,090 - [Fern] Dear journal, 1960 01:39:18,124 --> 01:39:21,265 we did wait a responsible amount of time, 1961 01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:24,510 about two weeks, 10 days, to be exact. 1962 01:39:25,614 --> 01:39:27,133 We kept the planning pretty low key, 1963 01:39:27,168 --> 01:39:29,860 and the availability of the venue was wide open. 1964 01:39:29,894 --> 01:39:33,795 [slow reggae music continues] 1965 01:39:36,901 --> 01:39:38,524 I'll have to fill you in on Skip and Tiff 1966 01:39:38,558 --> 01:39:43,322 in the pages to come, but I've got a pretty good feeling. 1967 01:39:45,358 --> 01:39:50,398 ♪ We can take this long winding road ♪ 1968 01:39:51,709 --> 01:39:54,540 ♪ See the views ♪ 1969 01:39:54,574 --> 01:39:57,853 ♪ Soak up the sun ♪ 1970 01:39:57,888 --> 01:40:02,927 ♪ When it's over, we'll have had our fun, yeah ♪ 1971 01:40:03,928 --> 01:40:06,828 ♪ It's all right ♪ 1972 01:40:06,862 --> 01:40:09,934 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 1973 01:40:09,969 --> 01:40:12,558 ♪ It's okay ♪ 1974 01:40:12,592 --> 01:40:16,044 ♪ You don't have to fear ♪ 1975 01:40:16,079 --> 01:40:18,012 ♪ The way you love me ♪ 1976 01:40:18,046 --> 01:40:21,705 ♪ I can tell that it's real ♪ 1977 01:40:21,739 --> 01:40:23,845 ♪ So don't you worry ♪ 1978 01:40:23,879 --> 01:40:26,641 ♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪ 1979 01:40:26,675 --> 01:40:31,749 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 1980 01:40:32,543 --> 01:40:37,583 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 1981 01:40:40,310 --> 01:40:43,589 ♪ The past can launch you, the future's ♪ 1982 01:40:43,623 --> 01:40:46,385 - [Fern] And yes, I wore a sundress. 1983 01:40:46,419 --> 01:40:51,355 ♪ We'll be all right, just gotta keep the faith ♪ 1984 01:40:52,632 --> 01:40:57,568 ♪ Please remember this one last thing ♪ 1985 01:40:58,914 --> 01:41:03,333 ♪ There's always growth after the rain, yeah ♪ 1986 01:41:04,713 --> 01:41:07,233 ♪ It's all right ♪ 1987 01:41:07,268 --> 01:41:10,685 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 1988 01:41:10,719 --> 01:41:13,377 ♪ It's okay ♪ 1989 01:41:13,412 --> 01:41:16,000 ♪ You don't have to fear ♪ 1990 01:41:16,035 --> 01:41:19,073 [slow reggae music] 1991 01:41:25,251 --> 01:41:29,117 [slow reggae music continues] 1992 01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:38,506 [slow reggae music continues] 1993 01:41:43,683 --> 01:41:47,549 [slow reggae music continues] 1994 01:41:52,796 --> 01:41:56,593 [slow reggae music continues] 1995 01:42:01,391 --> 01:42:05,257 [slow reggae music continues] 1996 01:42:10,503 --> 01:42:11,711 [slow reggae music continues] 1997 01:42:11,746 --> 01:42:15,991 ♪ Swimming in the deep, deep water ♪ 1998 01:42:16,026 --> 01:42:18,649 ♪ Try to navigate ♪ 1999 01:42:18,684 --> 01:42:23,516 ♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪ 2000 01:42:23,551 --> 01:42:25,242 ♪ Come out unscathed ♪ 2001 01:42:25,277 --> 01:42:30,074 ♪ Surrounded by a den of wolves ♪ 2002 01:42:30,109 --> 01:42:32,732 ♪ But I don't need their praise ♪ 2003 01:42:32,767 --> 01:42:37,081 ♪ You know no weapon formed ♪ 2004 01:42:37,116 --> 01:42:39,532 ♪ Will prosper today ♪ 2005 01:42:39,567 --> 01:42:42,570 ♪ And I say ♪ 2006 01:42:42,604 --> 01:42:47,644 ♪ Why must they hate ♪ 2007 01:42:49,611 --> 01:42:54,651 ♪ With so much disdain ♪ 2008 01:42:56,825 --> 01:43:01,727 ♪ Life ain't no game ♪ 2009 01:43:03,798 --> 01:43:07,698 ♪ Can't remain the same, oh, no ♪ 2010 01:43:07,733 --> 01:43:12,565 ♪ Swimming in the deep, deep water ♪ 2011 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:15,258 ♪ Gotta navigate ♪ 2012 01:43:15,292 --> 01:43:19,883 ♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪ 2013 01:43:19,917 --> 01:43:21,678 ♪ Come out unscathed ♪ 2014 01:43:21,712 --> 01:43:26,545 ♪ Surrounded by a den of wolves ♪ 2015 01:43:26,579 --> 01:43:29,203 ♪ But I don't need their praise ♪ 2016 01:43:29,237 --> 01:43:33,552 ♪ You know no weapon formed ♪ 2017 01:43:33,586 --> 01:43:35,933 ♪ Will prosper today ♪ 2018 01:43:35,968 --> 01:43:39,040 ♪ And I say I love you ♪ 2019 01:43:39,074 --> 01:43:44,148 ♪ Why you want me to fall ♪ 2020 01:43:44,701 --> 01:43:48,222 ♪ Gave so much ♪ 2021 01:43:48,256 --> 01:43:50,569 ♪ You took it all ♪ 2022 01:43:50,603 --> 01:43:54,193 ♪ It gets so hard to understand ♪ 2023 01:43:54,228 --> 01:43:57,507 ♪ But I still stand tall ♪ 2024 01:43:57,541 --> 01:44:00,958 ♪ You made me part of who I am ♪ 2025 01:44:00,993 --> 01:44:04,893 ♪ So it's all thanks to y'all ♪