1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:12,521 [Phone rings] 4 00:01:12,604 --> 00:01:14,271 VOICEMAIL: Hello, you've gotten through to Polydor Records. 5 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:16,146 Please leave your message after the beep. 6 00:01:16,229 --> 00:01:18,229 MAN [Raps]: Hey, yo, you need to listen up and even play back 7 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:21,729 See, when Brains raps, straight backs, I bring lines like train tracks 8 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:24,187 It's slicker than hair wax, lyrical Braveheart 9 00:01:24,271 --> 00:01:26,729 Visioning a future where I never have to pay tax 10 00:01:26,812 --> 00:01:29,521 My doctor said the pills I take are going to my damn brain 11 00:01:29,604 --> 00:01:32,771 that's why I don't need liquor, son, I'm addicted to this rap game 12 00:01:32,854 --> 00:01:35,396 And screw fame, I'm doing this for hip hop 13 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:38,271 I spit hot so I can quick walk from the shit job 14 00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:41,354 Greasy like chip shops, I'll fry you till you pass out 15 00:01:41,437 --> 00:01:44,062 Out of this world, I'm on the moon with my arse out 16 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,771 MAN: Hello, Polydor Records, how can I help you? 17 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:47,187 Uh... Hello, hello? 18 00:01:47,271 --> 00:01:49,229 Hello, Polydor Records, how can I help you? 19 00:01:49,312 --> 00:01:51,104 - You're in early. - Yeah, I am. 20 00:01:51,187 --> 00:01:53,729 - This is Gavin Bain. - Who? 21 00:01:53,812 --> 00:01:56,646 Gavin Bain. I'm from Silibil N' Brains. 22 00:01:56,729 --> 00:01:58,896 I've been calling you for a couple of weeks now. 23 00:01:58,979 --> 00:02:01,604 I'm just wondering if you've... Sorry, did you hear me rapping just there? 24 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:04,104 Yeah. Yes, I did. 25 00:02:04,396 --> 00:02:05,687 Did you like it? 26 00:02:06,104 --> 00:02:08,979 Yeah, I love foreign language music. It's beautiful. 27 00:02:09,937 --> 00:02:10,771 What? 28 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:12,479 Listen, I think you might have gone through to the wrong number. 29 00:02:12,562 --> 00:02:14,187 - I'm gonna hang up now. - No, no. 30 00:02:14,271 --> 00:02:16,146 - This is Polydor Records, right? O-2... - Have a nice day. 31 00:02:16,229 --> 00:02:17,771 [Call disconnects] 32 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:20,729 [The Pharcyde's "Running" plays] 33 00:02:31,187 --> 00:02:33,187 [Phone rings] 34 00:02:35,312 --> 00:02:37,104 VOICEMAIL: Hello, you're through to Sony Records. 35 00:02:37,187 --> 00:02:38,979 Please leave your message after the beep. 36 00:02:39,062 --> 00:02:42,562 GAVIN: Hi, this is Gavin Bain. Just checking whether you got my demos. 37 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:45,021 MAN [On phone]: Can you slow down? Can't understand what you're saying. 38 00:02:45,104 --> 00:02:47,229 - [Voicemail beeps] - MAN: Capital Records. 39 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:50,937 GAVIN: Yo, what's happening? This is Gavin Bain, again. 40 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,812 Ehm... Just checking whether you've given my records a wee listen. 41 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,562 MAN: Sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there. 42 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:57,646 We don't take these kinds of calls at reception. 43 00:02:57,729 --> 00:03:00,479 GAVIN: No, no, no, I've called here a few times. My name's Gavin. 44 00:03:00,562 --> 00:03:02,687 MAN: Just reception, pal. Sorry, mate, can't help. 45 00:03:02,771 --> 00:03:04,812 GAVIN: No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't hang up. Don't hang up! 46 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:05,979 [Call disconnects] 47 00:03:15,187 --> 00:03:16,854 WOMAN [On radio]: Welcome back to the Breakfast Show. 48 00:03:16,937 --> 00:03:19,729 We are here today with Neotone Records' musical impresario... 49 00:03:19,812 --> 00:03:23,062 - That's your roll and sausage, son. - ... and music producer, Anthony Reid. 50 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:23,812 Thanks, darlin'. 51 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:26,104 ANTHONY REID: I know music and I know what people want to hear. 52 00:03:26,187 --> 00:03:28,854 And what they want to hear is the next Dre, the next Snoop, 53 00:03:28,937 --> 00:03:31,729 D12, the next Wu-Tang Clan, the next Eminem. 54 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,937 PRESENTER: Well, it seems to me, Anthony, 55 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:34,562 like you're tired of importing American talent. 56 00:03:34,646 --> 00:03:36,187 Oh, I'm exhausted by it, Annie. 57 00:03:36,271 --> 00:03:37,479 We know the talent is out there 58 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:39,229 and we think this is the best way to find them. 59 00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:43,146 - And so you're holding open auditions. - That we are. 60 00:03:43,646 --> 00:03:46,979 So if you've been laying down tracks with friends in your garage 61 00:03:47,062 --> 00:03:49,854 or sneaking in a few phat bars on your cigarette break, 62 00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:53,979 this could be your shot to get discovered by a major record label. 63 00:03:54,062 --> 00:03:57,604 One song, one chance. The right people are listening. 64 00:03:57,687 --> 00:04:00,312 ANNIE: From the mouth of Anthony Reed himself. 65 00:04:00,396 --> 00:04:02,562 If you think you've got what it takes, audition details 66 00:04:02,646 --> 00:04:05,771 are in this month's copies of Rolling Stone , Kerrang! , Mojo ... 67 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:08,229 I've got that one, I've got that one! 68 00:04:08,312 --> 00:04:09,896 I probably won't go though, eh. 69 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:11,146 BOY: Gavin, ya weirdo! 70 00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:13,104 - Eminem's a prick! - [Laughter] 71 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,771 Ya fanny. 72 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:18,896 [Hip hop music plays in background] 73 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,271 Get back here! 74 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:24,479 GAVIN [Sighing]: Not again! 75 00:04:26,604 --> 00:04:29,271 [Boys shout] 76 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:31,437 Come back! 77 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:33,854 Come on back, eh, skater boy? 78 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,812 [Car revs] 79 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,854 [Boys shout] 80 00:04:43,937 --> 00:04:45,187 [Car hoots] 81 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:47,187 [Tyres screech] 82 00:04:50,896 --> 00:04:53,229 That's it, run away, ya pussy! 83 00:04:53,812 --> 00:04:55,687 [Brakes screech] 84 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,687 Get in! Get in, quick, quick, come on! 85 00:04:59,771 --> 00:05:00,937 Go, go, go! 86 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,146 Fucking dick! 87 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:08,104 [They laugh] 88 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:11,104 We're making art here, you pricks! 89 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,896 [Hip hop music plays] 90 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,146 [Raps]: I'm attacking like a Jacobite Act first and think after 91 00:05:16,229 --> 00:05:18,771 Like typical Scots, start fights and drink lager 92 00:05:18,854 --> 00:05:21,104 Blowing air like bagpipes smelling San Miguel 93 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:23,396 Like a fire spread and I'm setting alarms off as well. 94 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:24,521 Hot as hell! 95 00:05:24,604 --> 00:05:26,896 Leaving Gabriel hooked up to a drip an IV 96 00:05:26,979 --> 00:05:29,396 Couldn't soften my kicks with cushions and polystyrene 97 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:31,437 Scared to ask if I've seen that movie Braveheart 98 00:05:31,521 --> 00:05:34,437 Why you think before battle I show challengers my bare arse? 99 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:36,979 Paint my face the nation's flag and act like a Mohawk 100 00:05:37,062 --> 00:05:40,396 Vocal cord's a blowtorch, spit flames leave your bones scorched 101 00:05:40,479 --> 00:05:41,562 Yeah, I'm so hot! 102 00:05:41,646 --> 00:05:45,854 Teach you a left to land a right Each rap hits like a Sugar Ray-Duran fight 103 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:48,896 - And that-- Ah, fud! - You'll get it, man. It's fine. 104 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:50,187 - I keep mucking it up, man. - Sounds good. 105 00:05:50,646 --> 00:05:51,937 I'm emphasising that wrong, man. 106 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:53,896 You do that in front of people, it'll be fine. 107 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,437 I'm not ready to perform in front of people. 108 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:59,479 - I keep messing it up, man. - It sounds fucking great, mate. 109 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:01,854 [Gentle music plays] 110 00:06:03,979 --> 00:06:06,521 BILLY: That was a primal level of fear I just saw in your eyes 111 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:09,104 - inspired by a 14 year old. - GAVIN: He was 16 years old. 112 00:06:09,187 --> 00:06:10,604 - He was 14! - 16! 113 00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:11,979 He was 14. 114 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,646 You ready for this? 115 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:22,687 [Music fades] 116 00:06:23,437 --> 00:06:27,104 Just gotta get to 5 o'clock, pal. Alright. 117 00:06:27,812 --> 00:06:28,771 [Phone rings] 118 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:31,521 WOMAN: Hiya. Sorry to hear you're having some connectivity issues. 119 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:34,229 So have you tried turning it on and off again? 120 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:37,562 Oh, you have, right. Yeah, no worries. 121 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:42,854 BILLY [in a posh English accent]: Hello, is this Mr Stewart speaking? 122 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,687 Hello Mr Stewart, how are you today? 123 00:06:46,687 --> 00:06:50,104 Excellent. Now I understand that you are a small business owner 124 00:06:50,187 --> 00:06:53,271 who's recently complained about their insecure dial-up speed, is that correct? 125 00:06:53,771 --> 00:06:57,604 I'm ringing today because we're offering a one-time deal on a brand new product. 126 00:06:57,687 --> 00:07:00,104 Yes, it's called broadband, high Internet speed. 127 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:03,312 Now, imagine being able to download a two-minute family movie 128 00:07:03,396 --> 00:07:09,687 in just under 15 minutes and the unprecedented speed of just 1Mbps. 129 00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:12,479 Now does that sound like something you'd be interested in, Stephen? 130 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:15,687 You're not going to regret this. 131 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:20,271 Anybody that knows me knows that I'm not one for exaggeration, sir. 132 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:24,687 OK, you-- yes, you have a nice day now. Ta ta. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 133 00:07:24,771 --> 00:07:26,021 [Whoops] 134 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:29,354 [In his Scottish accent]: You see that, babe? That is how it's done, people. 135 00:07:29,437 --> 00:07:31,646 You're looking at Telecom Jesus right here. 136 00:07:31,979 --> 00:07:33,229 You're a wanker, man. 137 00:07:33,312 --> 00:07:35,729 Always give the customer what they want to hear. 138 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:39,312 - Every single time. - BILLY: Phone-Call Jesus, babe. 139 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:40,521 You're my Mary. 140 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:51,021 - You alright, babe? - Yeah, babe. 141 00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:56,604 - What are we filming? - Watch this. 142 00:07:57,854 --> 00:07:59,146 Oi, gangster Gav. 143 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,187 You gonna try and make a sale today, pal? 144 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:05,187 Because you can either do that or not bother coming back in. 145 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:08,646 [Raps]: Practicality, the miraculous lack of sanity 146 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:11,646 Battling this class is becoming a casualty 147 00:08:12,062 --> 00:08:13,437 I'm ghastly-- 148 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:15,937 - Agh, screw me, man. - Excuse me? 149 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,146 - GAVIN: I dropped it, Bill. - You'll get it. 150 00:08:18,229 --> 00:08:19,979 You filming me? 151 00:08:20,062 --> 00:08:21,854 BILLY: Yeah, we're doing a film, Graham. 152 00:08:22,354 --> 00:08:25,479 Look, just try and make a sale, yeah? 153 00:08:26,812 --> 00:08:27,979 - [Billy laughs] - GRAHAM: You two are weird. 154 00:08:28,437 --> 00:08:30,479 - Lunch break's over. - Sorry, Graham. 155 00:08:30,562 --> 00:08:32,521 - He said you two, not me. - BILLY: He's getting sacked! 156 00:08:32,604 --> 00:08:34,146 MARY: Bye, guys! 157 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:37,604 Graham's a prick. Do you want me to kill him? 158 00:08:38,729 --> 00:08:41,521 - Scary Mary! - You heard from any record labels yet? 159 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,896 - Oh, yeah! All of 'em. - GRAHAM: Right, back to work. 160 00:08:45,187 --> 00:08:47,604 Oh, man. I don't think I can do this again. 161 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:48,854 MARY: Do this? 162 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:52,687 - We're living the dream, Gav. - It's not gonna be forever, eh? 163 00:08:52,771 --> 00:08:54,104 [He groans] 164 00:08:57,896 --> 00:09:00,437 Right, so you're rehearsing tonight, right? 165 00:09:00,521 --> 00:09:03,437 - That we are, why? What you thinking? - I've got something to show you. 166 00:09:03,521 --> 00:09:04,604 Just wondering. 167 00:09:04,687 --> 00:09:07,646 Can I just come? Just come along. 168 00:09:09,229 --> 00:09:12,187 Uh... well, look, I'd rather not if we're gonna be finessing. 169 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:13,979 I mean, it's all right. Like, I've got college. 170 00:09:14,062 --> 00:09:15,812 It's fine. We're in a good place. Look. Check it. 171 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:16,729 What? 172 00:09:16,812 --> 00:09:18,896 [Raps]: Paint my face in the nation's flag and act like a Mohawk 173 00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:21,687 Vocal cord's a blowtorch, spit flames and leave your bones scorched 174 00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:23,729 Pretty good, Bill. Come on, Gav, what's your bit? 175 00:09:24,604 --> 00:09:27,146 - Tease you with a left and land a right - Yeah? 176 00:09:27,396 --> 00:09:29,021 Each rap hits like a Sugar Ray Len-- 177 00:09:29,104 --> 00:09:31,521 Ugh... It's always... I just can't! 178 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,437 - I thought it sounded great. - You'll get it. 179 00:09:33,521 --> 00:09:35,021 Gav! Honestly, you've been worse. 180 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:37,812 - It sounded shite! - MARY: Jesus! 181 00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:40,229 - I don't think I should come. - No? 182 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:41,937 - No. I'll come next time. - Alright. 183 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:43,229 - See ya. - Bye. 184 00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:46,479 MARY: Next time I'm coming! It sounded good. 185 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,271 - Enjoy college. - Billy – keys, man. 186 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:50,396 I'll show you this thing. 187 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:54,021 - GAVIN: Parking on the syllable... - To one syllable. 188 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:57,562 So if you're simply using some of the... 189 00:09:57,812 --> 00:10:00,396 GAVIN [Raps]: Tease you with the left and land the right... 190 00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:04,437 Each rap hits like a Sugar Ray Leonard-Duran fight 191 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,771 At that rate, I'm like Cassius Clay Back in the day, smack in the face 192 00:10:07,854 --> 00:10:09,562 Any man brave enough to stand in my way 193 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,854 See? I told you you'd get it. You're gonna smash that. 194 00:10:11,937 --> 00:10:13,854 Always better when it's just us. 195 00:10:13,937 --> 00:10:16,771 - GAVIN: We've got to be ready, man. - Ready for what? 196 00:10:16,854 --> 00:10:17,896 Shit where is it? 197 00:10:18,146 --> 00:10:20,354 Freezing in here, man, you not cold? 198 00:10:20,437 --> 00:10:21,896 Yeah. No money, no heat. You feeling it? 199 00:10:23,646 --> 00:10:26,771 Well, my balls have retracted back into my lungs. 200 00:10:26,854 --> 00:10:29,021 But that's where I keep my favourite organs. 201 00:10:35,021 --> 00:10:36,979 GAVIN: What do you think of this? 202 00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:38,771 BILLY: Oh... 203 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,104 It's in London, but... 204 00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:45,437 Yeah, like the London where the English are. 205 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,562 How are we gonna get to London? 206 00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:50,854 Bus? 207 00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:52,771 It's a long way to travel. 208 00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:55,979 Come on, pal. 209 00:10:57,354 --> 00:11:01,354 - Dream big, remember? - Too expensive, Gav. 210 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:05,604 Fairs, man. 211 00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:07,771 That was stupid. 212 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,979 - Gavin, look at me. Look at me. - Stupid, man. 213 00:11:15,562 --> 00:11:20,396 Of course we're fucking going. Ha ha! You should have seen your face, man. 214 00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:24,979 - We're the best in the game, man. - We're aiming for fame, man. 215 00:11:25,062 --> 00:11:29,354 - Now, what's your name, man? - Gavin Andrew Bain, man. 216 00:11:29,437 --> 00:11:31,062 [Soft electronic music plays] 217 00:11:31,146 --> 00:11:32,312 Oh mate, check Mary! 218 00:11:33,062 --> 00:11:35,646 [Whoops] Come on, boys! 219 00:11:35,937 --> 00:11:38,437 - Let's get a picture. - She's brought balloons, man. 220 00:11:38,687 --> 00:11:39,979 One more, go. 221 00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:41,812 - Wicked. - Woo! 222 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,104 BILLY: Bye! 223 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,521 Got this. 224 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:48,937 BILLY: This is going to be for the documentary when we're rich and famous. 225 00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:51,396 - Yeah, man. - So tell them what we're doing today. 226 00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:53,604 - Where are we going? - Southbound, baby. 227 00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:56,562 Southbound. Where we belong, man. London taking over. 228 00:11:56,729 --> 00:12:00,312 Here on the road to London. Say hi to Mary! 229 00:12:00,396 --> 00:12:02,021 BOTH: Hello, Mary! 230 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:06,521 I'm going to teach them some rap today, OK? So can you say... 231 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:09,562 - Baby, baby! - Baby, baby! 232 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,021 - Say, we're going to London! - WOMEN: We're going to London! 233 00:12:12,104 --> 00:12:14,104 [They cheer] 234 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:18,562 [Rapping]: Two men madder than Max I take laxatives and I get max-- 235 00:12:18,646 --> 00:12:20,604 - My ass crack waxed! - [All laugh] 236 00:12:22,771 --> 00:12:25,729 - The clock is not called Big Ben, it's... - Bell. 237 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:26,771 - The Bell? - Aye. 238 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,479 You're a flipping... bell end. 239 00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:32,479 - We shall rhyme all the beaches... - It's a rap battle. 240 00:12:41,229 --> 00:12:42,896 OK, so where we going? 241 00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:47,437 - Chinatown. - Aha! 242 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:49,521 GAVIN: This way! No! 243 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,396 Fuzz is here. No skateboarding. No skateboarding. 244 00:12:53,937 --> 00:12:55,937 [Billy laughs] 245 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:00,604 GAVIN: Yes! 246 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:04,479 BILLY: See that? 247 00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:06,729 Wow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 248 00:13:06,812 --> 00:13:09,521 [He scats] 249 00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:18,146 [Joyful electronic music fades out] 250 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:20,437 Oh, shit, this is the place! 251 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:23,354 WOMAN: OK, guys, any demos you haven't passed to me already... 252 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:24,854 - BILLY: I think we're up next. - I'm gonna be sick! 253 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,937 - My colleagues will take your Myspaces... - Hey! 254 00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:30,604 We can do this, man. Real deal, dream big. 255 00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:32,812 Right, come on. 256 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:39,521 - Bonjour. - MAN: Hi. 257 00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:40,771 - WOMAN: Hiya. - How's it going? 258 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,396 - What's up, boys? - Where are you guys from? 259 00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:45,312 - Dun-- - [Mic feedback screeches] 260 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:46,854 - Dundee. - Dundee. 261 00:13:46,937 --> 00:13:48,646 - Dundee's in Scotland? - In Scotland? 262 00:13:48,979 --> 00:13:51,812 - Scotland, eh. - Well, let's just hear what you've got. 263 00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:54,479 DJ, spin that shit. 264 00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:56,937 [Music plays] 265 00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:02,229 [Rapping]: Yo, first thing's first, let's set it straight 266 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:04,229 There ain't a rapper lyrically that Billy can rate 267 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:06,062 Nas said hip hop was dead 268 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,937 Nah, correction – if hip hop was dead we're its resurrection 269 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,562 I'd be the freshest, next best yes, this is effortless 270 00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:14,312 Rappers who want a challenge can hand me their damn death wishes 271 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,479 Go grab your references, 'cos this is tight damn 272 00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,729 The top MCs are queuing up to be my hype man 273 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:22,479 [Singing]: ♪ All that shit we done, nobody done what we had done 274 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,479 ♪ It's so funny we're still getting drunk, so hurry ♪ 275 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:27,104 - BILLY: It's a stick up better get up... - WOMAN: OK, alright, thank you. 276 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,312 Yep. Thank you so much. 277 00:14:29,396 --> 00:14:31,979 ...question my pedigree, you best just to test and see-- 278 00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:32,896 [Music cuts off] 279 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:36,729 WOMAN: There was a lot there. A bit of Scottish, other stuff going on. 280 00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:39,187 - Yeah. What else-- What else to say? - MAN: Look, thanks for coming in. 281 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,812 But... we're not finished. 282 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,896 Still, I think we've got everything that we need today. 283 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,187 We came all the way down from-- 284 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,354 Scotland! Yes, you... you said. 285 00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:54,021 - [They chuckle] - WOMAN: OK-- 286 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,562 [Rapping]: Feel the strain and tension My brain's a weapon 287 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,646 One mention of my name could inflame a tame obsession 288 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:01,021 I reclaim possession, the world's in my clutches 289 00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:03,146 I bring heat to the mic and burn any punk that touch-- 290 00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:04,646 MAN: OK, thank you. 291 00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:07,812 You're just not what we're looking for today. 292 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:09,729 BILLY: Well, what are you looking for? 293 00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:12,396 MAN: Eminem, Dre, D12, you know? 294 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,937 - You ever seen MTV? - Yeah. 295 00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:18,937 Nah, mate. I live in a bush. 296 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,521 - MAN: Is that a Scottish thing? - WOMAN: Oh stop [Laughs] 297 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,021 MAN: Where do these people come from? 298 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:26,104 It's like... It's like The Rapping Proclaimers. 299 00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:28,146 What did you just say? 300 00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:30,979 Come and say that to my face, you posh wee prick. 301 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:32,854 - GAVIN: Leave it. Just leave it, man. - I'm not posh. Am I posh? 302 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:34,771 - Oh, my God, you're so not posh. - I don't think I'm posh. 303 00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:35,396 No, you're not posh. 304 00:15:40,562 --> 00:15:43,271 [Slow sombre music plays] 305 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:13,521 [Speech inaudible under music] 306 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,604 MARY: Your computer's got a virus. 307 00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:25,062 Computer worm. Yeah. 308 00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:28,604 No, you... So you can't catch that. 309 00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:34,521 If it's... if it's on the computer, you can't... It won't affect you. 310 00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:41,562 - You alright, mate? - GAVIN: Yeah. 311 00:16:47,062 --> 00:16:48,687 It's OK, pal, it's... 312 00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:52,729 Just one audition, you know, 313 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,854 and... it was in front of wankers. 314 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:01,937 [Loud bangs] 315 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,479 - D'you want me to kill them, Gav? - Mary, what are you doing in here? 316 00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:06,771 I will. I'll go down there. I'll kill all of them. 317 00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:08,521 Mary, I love you, babe, 318 00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:11,062 but you've got to stop offering to murder people. 319 00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:12,979 MARY: Like, you and Gavin, you're pretty good. 320 00:17:13,062 --> 00:17:16,729 And you're incredible, but it's just not helping. 321 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,896 Look, we'll just have to find another way, Gav. 322 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:23,437 We'll make some music that even those wankers can't laugh at, eh? 323 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,354 Man, it wasn't the music they were laughing at. 324 00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:30,937 It was us. 325 00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:33,271 MARY: Gav... 326 00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:36,062 Look, it's not the end of the world, Gav. 327 00:17:36,146 --> 00:17:37,771 We are who we are. 328 00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,104 Alright, come on. 329 00:17:40,187 --> 00:17:41,396 Pub. 330 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:48,979 Pub, pub, pub, pub, pub, pub! 331 00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,521 - Got it? - Thank you. 332 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,271 All right, boys, here's your drinks. 333 00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:56,396 A stout, for you. Cheers. 334 00:17:57,729 --> 00:18:00,937 - Hey, Billy! - Craggy! How's it going, my man? 335 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,271 - It's alright. - You alright? 336 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,771 - Cannae complain. - Ah, you can. No bugger'd listen, but... 337 00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:07,729 Yo, yo, yo. 338 00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:10,854 Vanilla Ice Ice Creamy. How you getting on, man? 339 00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:12,771 Hey, good, good, aye. 340 00:18:12,854 --> 00:18:15,187 Alright. Chill out, mate. I'm only ripping your knitting. 341 00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,604 Jesus, he's a laugh a minute, this one. 342 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,396 Billy, you still working in the call centre? 343 00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:20,562 BILLY [Posh English accent]: Well, what's not to love about telephone sales? 344 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,354 Hello, sir, you've reached the tip of my bell end. 345 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:23,646 How may I help you today? 346 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,521 That's not actually bad, man. It's all right. 347 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,604 You've always got to give the customer what they want to hear. 348 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:30,271 [Playful electronic music plays] 349 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,521 ♪ Open your mouth ♪ 350 00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,396 [Record scratches] 351 00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:42,937 [Phone rings] 352 00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:45,062 MAN: Hello, good afternoon. 353 00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:47,729 [American accent]: Is this Island Records in London? 354 00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:49,479 - Yeah, that's the one. - Cool, bro. 355 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:54,312 Yeah, we're a couple of dope rappers from Californ-I-A. 356 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,396 - We just touched down in London. - Oh, yeah? What do you think of the city? 357 00:18:57,479 --> 00:18:59,437 - Is he talking in American? - It's... It's been epic. 358 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:02,812 Epically... epic. 359 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,021 Hello? 360 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,271 Hello? Are you still there? 361 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:11,021 [American accent]: We just thought, uh, you know, why not, uh... 362 00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:16,896 book a couple meetings whilst we're down in merry old England, me governor. 363 00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:20,062 Look, I can't make any promises, I'm just a receptionist, 364 00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:22,146 but do you have a demo? 365 00:19:22,646 --> 00:19:23,771 Um... 366 00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:27,896 Yeah, yeah, sure. No, we can... We can send you some stuff for sure. 367 00:19:28,187 --> 00:19:30,646 All right, well, post it through to the London address c/o Joe Bryant 368 00:19:30,729 --> 00:19:32,187 and I'll make sure it gets to the right department. 369 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,604 - All right, yeah, yeah, cheer-- thanks. - Have a good day. 370 00:19:35,979 --> 00:19:37,521 [All cheer] 371 00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:39,771 - That was unbelievable. - I told you, man. 372 00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:43,229 It's never been about the music. It's about the shitty industry. 373 00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:48,146 - What do we do now? - What we're gonna do is remix everything. 374 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,187 What, in American? 375 00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:52,646 [They dip in and out of American accents]: Hey y'all lights, action, 376 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:53,771 get your camera ready 377 00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:56,729 When I swing my monster balls in the face, it's so scary 378 00:19:56,812 --> 00:20:00,146 Already up for arson and burglary Cause I take shit too far 379 00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:02,187 Like Michael Jackson in surgery 380 00:20:02,271 --> 00:20:04,562 Run from me horror movie flick, lunatic 381 00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:07,979 Stupid kid try to stab you with a wooden toothpick, I'm losing it 382 00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:09,771 Close my eyes and let my fists fly 383 00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:12,854 Big Bill raps Joe Pesci and this guy 384 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:16,104 How was that? 385 00:20:16,396 --> 00:20:17,812 That's pure shite. 386 00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:21,437 BOTH: We need to work on our accents. 387 00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:23,271 [American accents]: We're from California. 388 00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,646 Hey, I'll take a cup of joe to go. 389 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:27,646 We were on a break. 390 00:20:27,729 --> 00:20:30,354 - Life is like a box of chocolates. - [They laugh] 391 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,646 I want vermouth. Run Forrest, run! 392 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,479 BOTH: You can't handle vermouth! 393 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,562 God bless America. 394 00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:37,729 Show me the money. 395 00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:40,937 King Kong ain't got shit on me. 396 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:42,646 To infinity and beyond. 397 00:20:42,729 --> 00:20:45,271 - Stifler's mom. - GAVIN: How are your mum's tits so fat? 398 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,187 [Gavin laughs] 399 00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:50,312 We were on a break? We were on a break? 400 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:52,937 - Little Bo Peep's kind of fit. - I was just thinking that. 401 00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,854 Break. Break. Yipi kayay! 402 00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,312 Yippee-Ki-Yay! Ki-Yay! 403 00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:59,312 Oh, all righty, then. 404 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:00,562 We were on a break. 405 00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:07,479 No! 406 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:10,104 We were on a break. 407 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,604 - We were on a break. - That's good. 408 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:14,937 - Yeah? - That sounds good. 409 00:21:15,312 --> 00:21:16,937 - We were on a break. - Yeah. 410 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:18,521 We were on a break. 411 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,479 - We were on a break. - We were on a break. 412 00:21:20,562 --> 00:21:23,521 - We were on a break! - We were on a break! 413 00:21:23,604 --> 00:21:24,729 - We were on a break. - MARY: Can I just say something? 414 00:21:25,229 --> 00:21:27,396 I don't think they were on a break. 415 00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:33,729 So you're gonna actually pretend to be American, like, in front of people? 416 00:21:33,812 --> 00:21:36,354 - It's pretty straightforward. - I've not actually thought this through. 417 00:21:36,437 --> 00:21:38,396 - So we're gonna meet them as Americans? - Aye. 418 00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:40,104 Because we'll have made them listen as American. 419 00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:42,229 We'll just be American. 420 00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:45,604 - Forever? - No, we'll get a contract and a single. 421 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:48,937 Release a single and then we'll come out, on, like, a TV programme. 422 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:50,896 - Like Oprah Winfrey. - No, not like Oprah. 423 00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:52,229 Like MTV. 424 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,354 T4, Top of the Pops, 425 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,937 we'll come out and be fully Scottish and expose those wankers. 426 00:21:57,021 --> 00:22:00,021 We'll show the industry up for what it is. Right? Bullshit. 427 00:22:00,104 --> 00:22:01,062 And racist. 428 00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,562 Can you be racist against white people? 429 00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:04,479 "Scottishist", then. 430 00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:06,854 - Then who lives in a bush, hey? - Right. 431 00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:10,021 Go on, check it. It's our best track. "Superhero". 432 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:14,396 [Rap songs plays through headphones] 433 00:22:14,479 --> 00:22:16,312 Oh... 434 00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:18,396 My... 435 00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:20,604 - God! - [They cheer] 436 00:22:21,687 --> 00:22:23,687 - MARY: You actually sound American. - BILLY: I know! 437 00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:27,646 You sound, like, entitled. What the hell? 438 00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:28,604 [They screech] 439 00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:32,604 [Calm music plays] 440 00:22:38,104 --> 00:22:40,146 BILLY: I know we're ready, man. They ain't ready for this. 441 00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:42,146 GAVIN: For real, man. For real. 442 00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:56,896 [Music continues] 443 00:23:06,146 --> 00:23:08,187 [Knocks on door, doorbell rings] 444 00:23:08,271 --> 00:23:11,062 BILLY: C'mon, pal, time to go make some money for the man. 445 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,146 [Phone rings] 446 00:23:24,729 --> 00:23:25,812 Hello. 447 00:23:25,896 --> 00:23:27,354 [Music fades] 448 00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:29,687 Huh? 449 00:23:36,604 --> 00:23:39,021 [Rapping]: Because of my mutated traits, I'm wanted by Xavier 450 00:23:39,104 --> 00:23:43,479 I'm like an ape escaped from cage gates Rampaging, raging, trailing haters away 451 00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:45,604 Safe to say I'm not a rapper, I'm a lyricist 452 00:23:45,687 --> 00:23:47,771 The difference is I think before I spit, it's just ridiculous 453 00:23:47,854 --> 00:23:50,521 - Don't question my pedigree-- - In American, in American. 454 00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:51,562 - Don't question my pedigree... - MARY: Billy! 455 00:23:52,646 --> 00:23:53,479 BILLY: Oh, Mary! 456 00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:56,229 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? 457 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:57,396 [She pants] What's wrong? 458 00:24:01,312 --> 00:24:05,062 We need to talk about adulting, right. One of youse has got to get a phone. 459 00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:07,521 - Chill out. What's wrong? - I hate running. 460 00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:09,062 - Want a chip? - Yeah. 461 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:12,604 You've got a meeting. With a record label. 462 00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:15,396 What? Oh, my God! 463 00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:17,854 [They shriek] 464 00:24:18,437 --> 00:24:21,437 It's in London. In London. 465 00:24:21,521 --> 00:24:23,896 [They laugh] 466 00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:26,396 - Told you, man. - No way! 467 00:24:27,312 --> 00:24:28,396 [He laughs] 468 00:24:28,479 --> 00:24:31,521 - I'm gonna look incredible. - You're gonna look like a tit. 469 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:34,437 Aye, but an American tit, [American accent]: baby doll! 470 00:24:35,396 --> 00:24:38,229 - This is crazy, Billy. Pass me that. - I know. 471 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:39,937 No, this is crazy. 472 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:45,729 - You're gonna keep an eye on him, right? - Of course. He's my best mate. 473 00:24:46,021 --> 00:24:47,062 Ok... 474 00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:55,021 - Mary... - Geez, Billy, sit still. Billy... 475 00:24:55,104 --> 00:24:57,021 We've got a plan, 476 00:24:57,104 --> 00:25:00,896 and we're gonna stick to it, and it's going to be magnificent. 477 00:25:02,396 --> 00:25:06,479 The real question is, who's gonna look after me? 478 00:25:06,562 --> 00:25:10,396 Oh, I'm not worried about you, Billy. You always land on your head. 479 00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:13,062 [Hip hop music plays] 480 00:25:13,396 --> 00:25:17,937 - London, London, London, baby. - London, baby. Groovy, baby. 481 00:25:18,771 --> 00:25:22,604 [Chanting]: USA. USA. USA. 482 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:28,354 BOTH: USA. USA. USA. USA! 483 00:25:30,437 --> 00:25:34,312 - Silibil N' Brains back in London, baby! - [Cheers] 484 00:25:34,396 --> 00:25:36,021 [They laugh] 485 00:25:36,479 --> 00:25:38,312 [They shriek] 486 00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:51,854 BILLY: Is this it? 487 00:25:52,104 --> 00:25:54,354 This... is it. 488 00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:56,687 [Buzzes] 489 00:25:57,146 --> 00:25:58,729 [Music fades] 490 00:26:00,979 --> 00:26:03,062 [American accent]: Check that shit out. Is that a Grammy? 491 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,479 [Man sings]: ♪ It's so funny we're still getting drunk... ♪ 492 00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,729 Dude, he's singing our freaking song. 493 00:26:09,479 --> 00:26:11,312 MAN [Shouts]: Sharon! 494 00:26:12,729 --> 00:26:14,437 He won't be much longer. 495 00:26:16,187 --> 00:26:18,229 [Hums] 496 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:23,229 Help yourselves to m&m's, yeah? 497 00:26:34,354 --> 00:26:35,396 That... 498 00:26:36,604 --> 00:26:37,354 Is hip hop. 499 00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:39,771 I mean, we could hit the clubs with this immediately. 500 00:26:39,854 --> 00:26:41,479 We might need to... 501 00:26:41,562 --> 00:26:45,604 Work on the optics a little, but... Whereabouts you from? 502 00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:47,396 - LA. - San Di... 503 00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:53,021 Sandy Angeles. 504 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,979 Brits love the Americans, right? Aspirational, hopes and dreams. 505 00:26:58,062 --> 00:27:00,896 We all got hopes. We all got dreams. But what's the truth? 506 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:05,021 Because hip hop needs to be real. 507 00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,312 This is real. This is our truth. 508 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,187 But what is your truth? 509 00:27:12,437 --> 00:27:14,062 So check this out. 510 00:27:15,312 --> 00:27:16,396 Maybe... 511 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:20,937 Your truths are different to our truths. 512 00:27:23,062 --> 00:27:24,854 They're still all truths, baby. 513 00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:31,104 It's all truth, baby. 514 00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:39,437 You, you are on to something. 515 00:27:39,687 --> 00:27:41,646 Yeah? What is my truth? 516 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:45,437 Right? What does my truth sound like? 517 00:27:46,146 --> 00:27:51,229 Sounds like: [He vocalises in falsetto] 518 00:27:52,729 --> 00:27:56,687 [He beatboxes] 519 00:27:57,604 --> 00:27:59,437 [They join in] 520 00:27:59,521 --> 00:28:01,312 [Raps]: Wake up in the morning I make a cup of tea 521 00:28:01,396 --> 00:28:03,354 26 times that I needed to pee 522 00:28:03,437 --> 00:28:05,062 Got married once she decided to flee 523 00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:07,146 Cause I fucked Thick Rick down at big Sainsbury's 524 00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:11,187 Get up, get up, get off your knees, get up, get up, get off your knees 525 00:28:11,271 --> 00:28:13,271 get up, get up, get off your knees, get up-- 526 00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:14,896 [He shouts] 527 00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,104 [He laughs] 528 00:28:17,187 --> 00:28:19,021 - Sorry, Sharon. - You broke it again. 529 00:28:19,104 --> 00:28:20,771 Yeah, there's another two in the car, babe. 530 00:28:20,854 --> 00:28:22,271 Will you pop down and get one for me? 531 00:28:22,354 --> 00:28:23,687 Listen, boys, I love this, you know? 532 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:25,937 I love America. I love Los Angeles. 533 00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:29,354 It's a place I know well. Whereabouts are you from specifically? 534 00:28:29,854 --> 00:28:31,104 Beverly Hills. 535 00:28:32,312 --> 00:28:33,437 Beverly Hills? 536 00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,896 Beverly Hills council estate... 537 00:28:35,979 --> 00:28:37,521 ...schemes... 538 00:28:39,479 --> 00:28:41,146 - ...projects. - ...projects. 539 00:28:43,646 --> 00:28:44,687 Right. 540 00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:50,021 - We were that close, man. - I know! 541 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:53,396 Oh, man. Beverly Hills council estate, what the hell was that? 542 00:28:53,479 --> 00:28:55,604 - Screw you, man. - [Billy laughs] 543 00:28:55,687 --> 00:28:59,562 - Where the hell is Sandy Angeles? - I was just freestyling, man. 544 00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,979 What was with those... fucking m&m's? 545 00:29:04,062 --> 00:29:08,854 If we're gonna do this, we need to commit. That means no more Scottish. 546 00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:11,687 - Not even to each other. - Och, away! 547 00:29:11,771 --> 00:29:13,521 No, man, I'm being serious. 548 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:15,354 [American accent]: We got a backstory. 549 00:29:15,437 --> 00:29:19,437 The street we grew up on, our high school, the girls we dated. 550 00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:23,187 We gotta walk, talk, freaking be American, whole time. 551 00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:24,354 All right, all right. 552 00:29:24,437 --> 00:29:28,604 No more Gavin and Billy. We gotta become Silibil N' Brains. 553 00:29:29,437 --> 00:29:33,271 Geez, it's bigger than home. So, uh... 554 00:29:33,812 --> 00:29:36,312 We need somewhere specific, but not too well known. 555 00:29:36,604 --> 00:29:40,604 I got family in this place called Hemet, so that's where we grew up? 556 00:29:40,687 --> 00:29:43,771 - Yeah, and we met in a... skate park. - Both trying to bang the same chick. 557 00:29:43,854 --> 00:29:46,104 - That's right. What was her name again? - Pam. 558 00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:48,479 Pam, that's right. She was really something. 559 00:29:48,562 --> 00:29:52,562 So we dropped out of school to Huntington beach. 560 00:29:52,646 --> 00:29:55,812 Hanging out with girls, doing drugs, spring break, just having a good old time. 561 00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:56,604 What is spring break? 562 00:29:56,687 --> 00:29:58,604 I don't actually know, but it's in every teen flick I've ever seen. 563 00:29:58,687 --> 00:29:59,312 And Pam was there. 564 00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:01,729 So then we thought, screw it, let's get on a plane. 565 00:30:01,812 --> 00:30:02,562 Europe, baby. 566 00:30:02,646 --> 00:30:05,437 We've been travelling around the Europe for the last year. 567 00:30:06,062 --> 00:30:07,687 - Italy... Switzerland. - Spain. 568 00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:09,687 Yeah, which is why our accents might seem a little off. 569 00:30:09,771 --> 00:30:11,771 Yeah, who knows what the Swiss sound like? 570 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:12,812 Probably like the Welsh. 571 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:13,979 - Tight. - Sweet. 572 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,271 Now we just got to find somewhere to perform. 573 00:30:17,771 --> 00:30:19,396 [Crowd chatters] 574 00:30:21,812 --> 00:30:25,271 I don't know about this, man. It looks pretty locked down. 575 00:30:25,354 --> 00:30:28,771 Everyone's played here. D12 played their first gig in London here. 576 00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:30,729 We belong here, man. Come on. 577 00:30:30,812 --> 00:30:32,437 Act like you belong. 578 00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:34,312 There's a queue. 579 00:30:34,854 --> 00:30:35,937 Hey. 580 00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:39,937 What? 581 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:41,562 Yo, we're Silibil N' Brains. We're performing tonight. 582 00:30:41,646 --> 00:30:43,479 - Piss off. - Cool. 583 00:30:43,562 --> 00:30:45,354 Excuse me, I don't speak French. Dude, you want to rephrase that? 584 00:30:45,437 --> 00:30:48,187 You want to grab your mate before I bounce that skateboard off his head? 585 00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:51,354 Dude, it's cool. It looks like he'd feed you your own bones. 586 00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:53,729 Come on. Come on. 587 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,062 All right, you guys have a great night, sirs. 588 00:30:58,479 --> 00:31:00,104 Yankee twat. 589 00:31:00,729 --> 00:31:03,146 We're not giving up, OK? Just swap coats with someone. 590 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:06,271 I ain't swapping coats. Swapping coats is stupid. 591 00:31:07,354 --> 00:31:09,604 Hey, hey, come on, come on. 592 00:31:10,396 --> 00:31:11,562 Come on! 593 00:31:11,896 --> 00:31:14,187 - BOUNCER: All right. - GAVIN: Dude, what are you doing? 594 00:31:16,646 --> 00:31:18,562 Go, go, go, go, go! 595 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:20,354 Thanks, dude. Thanks. 596 00:31:23,312 --> 00:31:25,937 [Hip hop music plays] 597 00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:27,604 - Alright, boys? - What's up? 598 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,271 - Yo! What's the plan? - Check this out. 599 00:31:41,854 --> 00:31:43,562 [London accent]: Yo, yo, yo, guys. Who's up next? 600 00:31:43,979 --> 00:31:45,937 - Yeah, we are. - Right, well, we need your backing track. 601 00:31:46,021 --> 00:31:47,229 We've lost it. Come on. 602 00:31:47,437 --> 00:31:50,229 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. This guy runs the place and he's pissed. 603 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,604 Warm up your voices, all of you. 604 00:32:00,271 --> 00:32:01,521 Come on! 605 00:32:02,062 --> 00:32:03,687 BILLY: Are you ready? 606 00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:07,271 - Do you feel that bass? - Oh, this place is bouncing. 607 00:32:10,104 --> 00:32:11,646 Get ready! 608 00:32:12,687 --> 00:32:16,146 [MC hypes up the audience] 609 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:18,271 [Crowd screams] 610 00:32:24,437 --> 00:32:25,979 Oh, Goddammit. 611 00:32:27,187 --> 00:32:29,937 All right, I gotta go see a lady about a track. 612 00:32:30,021 --> 00:32:32,896 OK, I'm gonna stay here and throw up. 613 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:36,104 Sili! 614 00:32:36,771 --> 00:32:38,562 We've never been American in front of a crowd before. 615 00:32:38,937 --> 00:32:40,229 I know, right? 616 00:32:43,354 --> 00:32:46,562 [Performer raps] 617 00:32:47,687 --> 00:32:49,812 [Crowd cheers] 618 00:33:04,687 --> 00:33:06,271 [Crowd cheers] 619 00:33:11,479 --> 00:33:12,646 So we've got an act... 620 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,229 She's sick. 621 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:15,896 Killed it! 622 00:33:15,979 --> 00:33:19,896 MC: Make some noise for RIP and The Bad! 623 00:33:19,979 --> 00:33:21,812 - It's now or never. - What if they laugh at us? 624 00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:25,812 Yo, yo, yo. RIP and the Bad ate some bad oysters, but who cares? 625 00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:28,229 We're Silibil N' Brains coming all the way from California. 626 00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:31,521 We're gonna rock this show tonight. Yo, Brains, you coming out or what? 627 00:33:34,437 --> 00:33:35,437 Yo, Brains-san. 628 00:33:36,354 --> 00:33:39,146 I see you've mastered the style of no style. 629 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:42,437 Well, my style is Tongue Kung Fu! 630 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,021 [Raps]: Hey, yo, lights, action 631 00:33:45,104 --> 00:33:47,771 Get your cameras ready while I swing my monster balls in the face 632 00:33:47,854 --> 00:33:48,812 It's kinda scary 633 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,854 Already up for arson and burglary 634 00:33:50,937 --> 00:33:53,937 Cause I take it too far like Michael Jackson in surgery 635 00:33:54,354 --> 00:33:56,229 Run from me horror movie flick, lunatic 636 00:33:56,312 --> 00:33:58,396 Stupid kid trying to stab you with a wooden toothpick 637 00:33:58,479 --> 00:34:01,312 I'm losing it, close my eyes and let my fists fly 638 00:34:01,396 --> 00:34:03,687 Silibil, raps Joe Pesci and this guy! 639 00:34:03,771 --> 00:34:05,896 [Crowd cheers] 640 00:34:07,687 --> 00:34:08,687 Come on! 641 00:34:12,104 --> 00:34:12,979 Screw it! 642 00:34:13,646 --> 00:34:16,146 Silibil, Sili the kid – wild western 643 00:34:16,229 --> 00:34:18,937 Me and my rhymes stay tight like chicks wrestling 644 00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:20,896 I step in and attack with all the evil 645 00:34:20,979 --> 00:34:23,646 So crazy on my own I had to sack my alter ego 646 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,604 I wonder why am I such a funny guy am I 647 00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:28,521 Head's spinning like I been in a tumble dryer 648 00:34:28,604 --> 00:34:31,271 Okie dokie, as the world falls apart slowly 649 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,062 Ladies, forget your husbands If you want sex, phone me 650 00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:36,146 Uh oh, look who's come through 651 00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:38,521 Best get out the way, this is Tongue Kung Fu 652 00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:42,687 We just rude, we crush crews Only here to-- 653 00:34:44,021 --> 00:34:44,937 They ain't feeling it 654 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,354 Look who's come through 655 00:34:46,437 --> 00:34:48,396 You best to run This is Tongue Kung Fu 656 00:34:48,937 --> 00:34:51,354 We nuts too, we crush crews 657 00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:54,021 If you ain't here to rock with us then fuck you! 658 00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:55,479 Get the cops... 659 00:34:55,646 --> 00:34:56,771 [Crowd cheers] 660 00:34:56,854 --> 00:34:58,854 Act the fool so well I should win an Oscar 661 00:34:58,937 --> 00:35:01,229 I got ya spaced out – live long and prosper 662 00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:03,771 Smashing up the place like an out-of-hand rock star 663 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:06,396 Jump off a bridge without a rope around my ankles 664 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,896 Kids shouldn't look up to me as an example 665 00:35:08,979 --> 00:35:11,104 I walk in the place with my pants down low 666 00:35:11,187 --> 00:35:13,771 Slap a dude in the face, tap dance and then go 667 00:35:14,062 --> 00:35:16,271 Oh shit, look who's come through 668 00:35:16,354 --> 00:35:18,812 Best get out the way, this is Tongue Kung Fu 669 00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:21,437 We just rude, we crush crews 670 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:23,937 Only here to drink some beer and touch boobs 671 00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:25,521 Oh-oh-oh, look who's come through-- 672 00:35:25,604 --> 00:35:26,687 Get the fuck off the stage! 673 00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:28,937 ...this is Tongue Kung Fu! 674 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,146 [Crowd screams and cheers] 675 00:35:33,979 --> 00:35:36,354 If you ain't here to rock with us, then fuck you! 676 00:35:36,437 --> 00:35:38,229 If you ain't here to rock with us, then fuck-- 677 00:35:40,562 --> 00:35:42,604 [They groan] 678 00:35:44,187 --> 00:35:46,271 What's wrong, you Yankee Doodle dickheads? I thought you were tough. 679 00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:49,229 Come back and I'll smack that chinstrap off your face. 680 00:35:49,604 --> 00:35:50,896 Go, go, go! 681 00:35:50,979 --> 00:35:52,854 [They laugh] 682 00:35:53,146 --> 00:35:54,604 [Gavin cheers] 683 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:57,396 Yeah! Yeah, baby. That's how you do it. 684 00:35:57,479 --> 00:36:00,187 - It was the best. - You rocked it, dude. 685 00:36:00,396 --> 00:36:01,687 Oh, my God. 686 00:36:02,312 --> 00:36:06,021 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You OK? - [Vomits] I feel amazing. 687 00:36:06,104 --> 00:36:09,062 - WOMAN: Hello? Hey. - What the hell? 688 00:36:09,146 --> 00:36:10,146 You all right? 689 00:36:10,229 --> 00:36:12,896 Yeah, no, he just had a... Bad potato. 690 00:36:13,396 --> 00:36:16,729 OK. Hi, I'm Tessa. You're Silibil and... 691 00:36:16,812 --> 00:36:19,187 - Brains. - Brain. He's Brains. I'm Silibil. 692 00:36:19,271 --> 00:36:22,896 - Where are you from? - The greater LA area. Yep. 693 00:36:22,979 --> 00:36:25,146 OK, so, I work for Neotone Records. 694 00:36:25,229 --> 00:36:26,271 You're a suit? 695 00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:31,104 No, no, no, I'm not a suit. Not yet. No, I am just a scout. 696 00:36:31,187 --> 00:36:33,104 But, yeah, you gotta have a dream, right? 697 00:36:33,187 --> 00:36:34,812 Yeah. Dream big. That's us. 698 00:36:35,854 --> 00:36:37,146 What do you think? 699 00:36:37,437 --> 00:36:40,854 Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah, I... 700 00:36:41,854 --> 00:36:42,812 I thought you were great. 701 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,104 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's... 702 00:36:44,187 --> 00:36:47,896 I mean, you're weird, but it works. You're funny. You're charismatic. 703 00:36:47,979 --> 00:36:50,354 - BILLY: Yeah, we are. - You're American. People love America. 704 00:36:50,937 --> 00:36:53,312 - Get me a demo if you want. - Yeah, demo! 705 00:36:53,396 --> 00:36:56,562 - I've got a demo. - We got a demo for you now. 706 00:36:56,646 --> 00:36:57,604 Oh, nice. 707 00:36:57,687 --> 00:36:59,146 GAVIN: There's a number on there. Just give it a call. 708 00:36:59,229 --> 00:37:00,437 - All right, sweet. Well... - Yeah. 709 00:37:00,521 --> 00:37:01,729 - See you soon, hopefully. - Nice. 710 00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:02,979 - See ya. Tessa. - Tessa? 711 00:37:03,062 --> 00:37:04,187 - Silibil. Brains. Nice. - Yeah! 712 00:37:04,271 --> 00:37:06,396 [Hip hop music plays] 713 00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:09,729 WOMAN: Yeah, we just felt like we didn't really find anybody, 714 00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:11,354 so we thought it might be nice to... 715 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:16,437 Hi. Sorry, just before you go, I don't suppose you listened to... 716 00:37:16,521 --> 00:37:17,812 More grime? 717 00:37:18,229 --> 00:37:20,854 Anthony. Anthony! 718 00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:29,229 Did you listen to those mad kids from California that I sent you? 719 00:37:29,979 --> 00:37:30,646 Mhm. 720 00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:35,562 What did you think? You've got 30 minutes free tomorrow at 10. 721 00:37:36,604 --> 00:37:37,896 Will I call them in? 722 00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:39,479 [Phone rings] 723 00:37:39,562 --> 00:37:40,896 - MARY [On phone]: Billy? - BILLY: Hellooo? 724 00:37:40,979 --> 00:37:43,187 MARY: Don't try and be cute right now, Billy, we don't have the time. 725 00:37:43,271 --> 00:37:44,854 You've got a meeting in 20 minutes. 726 00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:48,021 - Who with? - Neotone Records. 727 00:37:48,229 --> 00:37:50,229 OK. OK. I gotta go. 728 00:37:50,312 --> 00:37:51,479 - What's up? - Hurry up, we gotta go! 729 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,562 - Dude, where are you going? - Billy! 730 00:37:55,062 --> 00:37:57,729 Billy, I need to give you the address. 731 00:37:58,437 --> 00:37:59,771 You need to give me the address, babe. 732 00:37:59,854 --> 00:38:01,062 Yeah, I know, that's what I was... 733 00:38:01,437 --> 00:38:02,729 - What? - We gotta go, we got a meeting. 734 00:38:03,104 --> 00:38:05,562 What? We have to go! 735 00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:09,729 - We got a meeting! We got a meeting! - Oh, my God. We have to go. 736 00:38:10,437 --> 00:38:13,396 GAVIN: Bill! How do I look? I feel like my breath stinks. 737 00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:15,187 What are you going to do, kiss them? 738 00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:18,729 Come on. 739 00:38:18,812 --> 00:38:20,729 Yo, yo, yo, we made it! Nobody panic! 740 00:38:20,812 --> 00:38:22,937 Silibil n' Brains are in the building, yo! 741 00:38:23,021 --> 00:38:24,021 [They cheer] 742 00:38:25,104 --> 00:38:25,687 Too much? 743 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:28,271 - No, you're up here looking beautiful. - Boys, boys. 744 00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,437 Welcome to Neotone. What time do you call this? 745 00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:32,146 - LA time zone. - [They laugh] 746 00:38:32,229 --> 00:38:34,687 Cool. If you want to take a seat here and get comfortable. 747 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,562 Everyone will be with you in a second. 748 00:38:37,062 --> 00:38:38,604 Dude, have you seen this place? 749 00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:41,687 I know about rap battles. Do you know what I mean? 750 00:38:41,771 --> 00:38:44,312 - Shit, it's them. - They're gonna recognise us. 751 00:38:44,396 --> 00:38:45,521 No, no, no. It's cool. 752 00:38:45,604 --> 00:38:48,021 We're American now. You've got your blonde hair. 753 00:38:48,104 --> 00:38:49,854 - You've lost weight. - What? 754 00:38:50,229 --> 00:38:51,729 Simon. Good to meet you. How are you? 755 00:38:51,812 --> 00:38:53,896 - Nice to meet you! - Love the orange! 756 00:38:54,521 --> 00:38:56,937 Let's get comfy. God, sorry, I'm hungover. 757 00:38:57,479 --> 00:39:00,312 Thanks for coming in. Anthony will be joining us, he's just been... 758 00:39:00,396 --> 00:39:02,771 Because I told you so, you soft wank of a man. 759 00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:06,854 SIMON: That's an important meeting. Yeah, look, he'll be with us any second. 760 00:39:07,229 --> 00:39:08,729 - Dude, he's Scottish. - I know... 761 00:39:08,812 --> 00:39:11,521 - So genuine. It's so funny. It's so real. - So real. 762 00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:14,604 Oh yeah, no. Thanks, guys. That means a lot coming from you. 763 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:18,104 Sorry, we haven't met before, have we? 764 00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:20,812 - Well, I have done a lot of... - Hardcore porn. 765 00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:25,062 "Sloppy Builders Two", wasn't it? Yeah. You seen that, Simon? You like that? 766 00:39:25,146 --> 00:39:28,562 - It's so, so real. - Probably. 767 00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:32,729 Can you excuse us for just two seconds? 768 00:39:35,146 --> 00:39:36,187 Dude, what are you doing? 769 00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:37,521 Dude, they called us The Rapping Proclaimers. 770 00:39:37,604 --> 00:39:39,771 - I wanna fucking drown them. - I know, but... 771 00:39:40,229 --> 00:39:44,021 They want us, man. Expose the wankers. 772 00:39:46,937 --> 00:39:48,021 Fist bump. 773 00:39:49,396 --> 00:39:52,937 ANTHONY: ...send the contracts through immediately, or I will come over there, 774 00:39:53,021 --> 00:39:55,396 I will rip you down the middle, I will step inside you 775 00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:57,771 and I will wear you as my next Halloween costume. 776 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,229 How does that sound? 777 00:39:59,646 --> 00:40:03,604 SIMON: Look, guys, we were discussing, and we were wondering, 778 00:40:03,687 --> 00:40:05,646 do you guys freestyle your verses? 779 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,979 - Oh yeah, dude. - Can we hear some? 780 00:40:09,062 --> 00:40:11,979 Are you sure? We can be, like, pretty robust. 781 00:40:12,062 --> 00:40:13,896 - We like that. - Give it to us. 782 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:16,187 [Raps]: OK, y'all need to embrace Cause I can freestyle for days 783 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:18,312 I'll leave you feeling like I'm lethal She'll be left in a cage 784 00:40:18,396 --> 00:40:21,229 I'm feeling the rage, and I don't mean to be brave but I'm with Brains 785 00:40:21,312 --> 00:40:22,979 My shit's stinking Like that shit on your face. 786 00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:24,937 [Simon gasps] 787 00:40:25,021 --> 00:40:27,146 And check out this dude here, the one with the pube beard 788 00:40:27,229 --> 00:40:29,896 I mean, are you in disguise or you just think it's cool to dress weird? 789 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:31,021 He looks like a paedo 790 00:40:31,104 --> 00:40:32,437 - ANTHONY: Don't let me stop you. - Looks like he's wearing-- 791 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:35,271 - You finished? - Yep. 792 00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:36,771 I'm late. 793 00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:39,062 Sometimes you've got to knock a few heads together. 794 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,187 - Do you know what I mean? - Oh, yeah. 795 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,896 True all the time! 796 00:40:42,479 --> 00:40:45,104 - No doubt. - So what's your story? 797 00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:47,604 [They clear their throat] 798 00:40:47,687 --> 00:40:50,604 - Well, we grew up together-- - Yeah, around LA. 799 00:40:50,687 --> 00:40:51,896 Yeah, started rapping. 800 00:40:51,979 --> 00:40:54,229 - Yeah, he loved Tupac. - He loved Biggie. 801 00:40:54,437 --> 00:40:56,062 Then one day we thought we'd team up. 802 00:40:56,146 --> 00:40:58,271 Join forces, you know, take over the world. 803 00:40:58,354 --> 00:40:59,437 [Woman laughs] 804 00:41:00,562 --> 00:41:03,104 Forgive me, boys, but your accents, I'm finding them hard to place. 805 00:41:03,187 --> 00:41:06,312 We get that a lot, dude. We've been travelling around Europe so much. 806 00:41:06,854 --> 00:41:08,229 I know what you mean. 807 00:41:08,312 --> 00:41:10,687 I've been down here so long, I practically sound English. 808 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:11,562 [Forced laughter] 809 00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:14,146 - Aye, man. - ANTHONY: Sorry? 810 00:41:14,771 --> 00:41:18,187 Oh, that's what you guys say, right? "Aye". 811 00:41:19,604 --> 00:41:21,562 "Top of the morning." [He chuckles] 812 00:41:24,812 --> 00:41:29,771 Listen, Anthony, man. No offence, dude. Sir. 813 00:41:30,771 --> 00:41:32,104 What do you think? 814 00:41:37,396 --> 00:41:40,104 Well, these two think that you could make some money. 815 00:41:40,937 --> 00:41:43,604 Me? I don't know. 816 00:41:45,521 --> 00:41:46,479 What do you say? 817 00:41:49,771 --> 00:41:52,229 I think they could be something seriously special. 818 00:41:52,437 --> 00:41:54,312 [He inhales] 819 00:41:54,521 --> 00:41:56,479 [Grumbles] 820 00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:02,104 OK. We would like to sign you. 821 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:06,354 We'll give you a recording studio, accommodation, you'll cut a single, 822 00:42:06,687 --> 00:42:08,812 and we'll offer you a 30,000 signing-on fee. 823 00:42:09,146 --> 00:42:10,896 Shit, dude! 824 00:42:11,521 --> 00:42:15,146 Anthony, man, let's be real here. 825 00:42:17,521 --> 00:42:21,604 - You want me to be real, Brains? - Yeah. 826 00:42:22,062 --> 00:42:26,771 We ain't getting out of bed for anything less than 35 grand. 827 00:42:33,437 --> 00:42:35,104 Get the bubbles. 35 grand it is. 828 00:42:35,187 --> 00:42:36,937 [They cheer] 829 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:40,937 ANTHONY: All right, all right, you've met your managers. What's the plan? 830 00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:43,354 - I thought Blue Peter. Get them a badge. - Absolutely. 831 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:45,396 I'm thinking music video, ski resort. 832 00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,312 - See you both down the mountain. - Get to shopping centres... 833 00:42:47,396 --> 00:42:51,062 - Yeah. - Hold on, hold on. What about Tessa? 834 00:42:51,312 --> 00:42:52,521 Oh... 835 00:42:54,396 --> 00:42:57,812 You did find them. You think you're ready for this? 836 00:42:58,021 --> 00:43:00,146 Yeah. Yeah, I really do. 837 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,312 ANTHONY: No more salary, working on commission. 838 00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,396 Your success or failure tied to theirs. 839 00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:09,687 - Yeah, I know. - All right, well, what's your plan? 840 00:43:10,062 --> 00:43:12,937 Yeah, I think, with all due respect to these guys, 841 00:43:13,021 --> 00:43:15,646 I would go in a slightly different direction. 842 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:19,479 Let's play the clubs, you know, build the fan base, work on the single, 843 00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:21,812 and then maybe have the release at the same time on The Hook . 844 00:43:21,896 --> 00:43:24,396 It's the biggest platform right now, and I know the presenter. 845 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:28,312 Sounds like a plan. Boys, welcome to Neotone. 846 00:43:31,104 --> 00:43:33,146 - Love you, Tess. - Love you! 847 00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:36,896 [Echoing whooping] 848 00:43:36,979 --> 00:43:39,021 [Emotional music plays] 849 00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:45,271 [They shriek] 850 00:43:45,979 --> 00:43:48,854 - 35 grand? - Yeah! 851 00:43:48,937 --> 00:43:50,854 - Like, with three zeros? - Yeah. 852 00:43:51,479 --> 00:43:53,229 And they actually think you're American. 853 00:43:53,562 --> 00:43:54,646 BILLY: Yeah. 854 00:43:54,729 --> 00:43:56,729 But how? Your accents are pure shite. 855 00:43:56,812 --> 00:43:59,062 - I know! - Right, be honest with me. 856 00:43:59,146 --> 00:44:02,187 - How's Gavin doing with it all? - Gavin was incredible. 857 00:44:02,271 --> 00:44:04,146 He totally saved my ass. 858 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:06,146 Oh, guess what, babe. We're going on The Hook . 859 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:09,521 - I watch The Hook . I love The Hook ! - I know! 860 00:44:09,604 --> 00:44:10,979 - Oh, my God. - MTV, baby! 861 00:44:11,062 --> 00:44:13,062 Well, that's when you should do it, Billy. 862 00:44:13,146 --> 00:44:16,021 Billy, that's when you should come out and expose the industry, it's perfect. 863 00:44:18,771 --> 00:44:20,729 Yo, yo, that's when we should do it. 864 00:44:21,104 --> 00:44:23,146 - Do what? - Come out on The Hook . 865 00:44:23,687 --> 00:44:25,771 - Racists! - Scottishists! 866 00:44:25,937 --> 00:44:27,771 - Wankers! [They laugh] - Alright! 867 00:44:28,687 --> 00:44:32,479 - When can I come down and see you? - Oh, I gotta go. 868 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:34,187 Gav just slammed his knee on the ground. 869 00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:37,021 - All right, love you. - All right, I love you, too. OK, bye. 870 00:44:38,646 --> 00:44:40,271 Oh, you all right? 871 00:44:41,187 --> 00:44:43,687 So, welcome to Studio One, guys. 872 00:44:44,104 --> 00:44:46,479 [Exciting music] 873 00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:49,354 - Can we... - Oh, you may. 874 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,479 [They shriek and whoop] 875 00:44:52,562 --> 00:44:55,521 - What the f...? - This is so cool! 876 00:44:56,646 --> 00:44:57,937 Is all this for us? 877 00:44:58,229 --> 00:45:00,729 Yeah, exclusive use for Silibil N' Brains whenever you like. 878 00:45:06,229 --> 00:45:07,271 [Music ends] 879 00:45:09,604 --> 00:45:11,187 - Hey, yo, Sili. - Yo? 880 00:45:11,271 --> 00:45:13,604 - Beer me, dawg. - Sure. 881 00:45:14,229 --> 00:45:16,271 - Get in there, man. - Let's go. 882 00:45:18,354 --> 00:45:20,437 - BILLY: Still doing that? - Yeah, give me a second. 883 00:45:20,521 --> 00:45:22,187 - Where are you from? - I'm from Australia. 884 00:45:22,271 --> 00:45:25,437 - G'day! - G'day to you, mate. 885 00:45:26,812 --> 00:45:28,896 [Australian accent]: So, what are we working on, mate? 886 00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:30,937 "Medicine", man. It's gonna be the single. 887 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:32,646 Shouldn't the single be "Superhero"? 888 00:45:33,521 --> 00:45:36,479 Nah, man. "Medicine". It's gonna hit. 889 00:45:36,729 --> 00:45:38,396 - All right, let's go. - You ready? 890 00:45:38,479 --> 00:45:39,354 Ready. You ready? 891 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,271 - I'm ready. Are you ready? - I'm freaking ready. Let's go! 892 00:45:42,396 --> 00:45:46,396 Let's do it! Three, two, one! 893 00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:49,354 [He makes an explosion sound] 894 00:45:49,437 --> 00:45:51,396 [Music plays] 895 00:45:52,146 --> 00:45:55,812 [Raps]: Sili N' Brains, yo, going out to all the rejects 896 00:45:55,896 --> 00:45:56,979 Grab your helmets... 897 00:45:57,062 --> 00:46:02,562 So, this is the penthouse. And this is your main living area. 898 00:46:03,604 --> 00:46:05,354 We'll be paying for the deposit. 899 00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,146 And the insurance. 900 00:46:08,229 --> 00:46:10,937 BILLY [Raps]: Hey, yo, if you didn't know I'm a liar, in stores I don't buy 901 00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:12,937 I steal like Winona Ryder 902 00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:15,521 Irrational, walking around butt naked 903 00:46:15,604 --> 00:46:17,812 Look at Brains, he's so unfashionable 904 00:46:17,896 --> 00:46:20,854 Yeah, but I don't care I'm a mess I'm like a plastic surgeon 905 00:46:20,937 --> 00:46:24,104 I'm always staring at breasts, I'm bored, I'm very depressed 906 00:46:24,187 --> 00:46:27,021 I glue my pubes to my nipples to put some hair on my chest 907 00:46:27,104 --> 00:46:29,771 Just an ill emcee, illegitimately... Ah, fuck it. 908 00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:31,479 [Record rewinds] 909 00:46:31,562 --> 00:46:33,396 - GAVIN: One more time. - BILLY: Nurse! 910 00:46:33,771 --> 00:46:36,062 [Music plays through headphones] 911 00:46:38,521 --> 00:46:39,812 It's not ready yet. 912 00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:44,562 [Silibil N' Brains track plays in background] 913 00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:53,146 OK, give me Street Jesus. 914 00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:57,146 Surprise! Phones! 915 00:46:57,229 --> 00:46:59,104 - I'm gonna try and call my mom. - The future. 916 00:47:03,979 --> 00:47:05,521 You're getting fired for that, homie. 917 00:47:05,604 --> 00:47:07,646 Honest to God, this head's worth money, dude! 918 00:47:09,479 --> 00:47:11,854 [Phone buzzes, voicemail beeps] 919 00:47:11,937 --> 00:47:13,937 MARY: Hey, Billy. Don't know if they told you, 920 00:47:14,021 --> 00:47:15,896 but you actually need to turn the phone on! 921 00:47:15,979 --> 00:47:19,521 Anyway, right. Give me a call back when you get this. I love you. 922 00:47:20,021 --> 00:47:21,979 [Rapping]: When people see me They go screaming and running 923 00:47:22,062 --> 00:47:24,437 So I put a condom in your ear So you can't hear me coming 924 00:47:24,854 --> 00:47:26,937 We always up to something, typical low lifes 925 00:47:27,021 --> 00:47:29,479 Scratching in your pad And jack you with your own knife 926 00:47:29,562 --> 00:47:31,562 Our reputation got you threating and shaking 927 00:47:31,646 --> 00:47:33,687 Because we deadlier and stepping up to Freddy and Jason 928 00:47:33,771 --> 00:47:35,396 You best be ready and waiting 929 00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:36,729 But trust me, no one's equal 930 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:39,479 Rejects ain't holding back like broken seatbelts! 931 00:47:39,562 --> 00:47:42,646 Would you do me a favour and tell your mate to make up his mind? 932 00:47:43,604 --> 00:47:44,771 Shit... 933 00:47:44,854 --> 00:47:47,437 HAYLEY: Billy, Just call your girlfriend back! [Slams door] 934 00:47:48,854 --> 00:47:51,021 [Music distorts] 935 00:47:52,854 --> 00:47:54,937 [Phone rings] 936 00:47:56,646 --> 00:47:59,479 MC: Silibil N' Brains! 937 00:48:00,354 --> 00:48:04,437 BILLY: Hey, babe. I know it's late. I'm sorry that I haven't called you. 938 00:48:04,521 --> 00:48:06,396 Gavin's living in the studio. 939 00:48:06,479 --> 00:48:10,729 Look, can you get yourself down to London? I just... I really miss you. 940 00:48:12,979 --> 00:48:14,937 [Sound distorts] 941 00:48:28,187 --> 00:48:30,437 If you see us in the club better holla hey-yo! 942 00:48:30,521 --> 00:48:33,021 And if you see us getting drunk you better holla hey-o! 943 00:48:33,104 --> 00:48:34,437 [Music fades] 944 00:48:35,271 --> 00:48:36,812 [Music plays through headphones] 945 00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:43,104 [Hip hop plays; They cheer] 946 00:48:47,437 --> 00:48:50,104 [Rapping]: I'm like a plastic surgeon, I'm always staring at breasts 947 00:48:50,187 --> 00:48:52,062 I'm bored, I'm very depressed 948 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:54,729 I glue my pubes to my nipples To put some hair on my chest 949 00:48:54,812 --> 00:48:56,937 I'm just an ill emcee illegitimately 950 00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:59,729 giving my willy to women that really feel me, I'm really silly 951 00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:02,146 killing hillbillies, smoking a phillie, hotter than Chillies, 952 00:49:02,229 --> 00:49:05,229 You know the dilly leave you miming my words like Milly Vanilli! 953 00:49:05,312 --> 00:49:08,354 [Crowd cheers] 954 00:49:18,354 --> 00:49:22,104 Boys, boys, boys, nicely done. Walk the room, sell the single. 955 00:49:22,521 --> 00:49:23,562 Tessa. 956 00:49:25,021 --> 00:49:28,187 SIMON: You boys are getting so good. So impressed. Have fun. 957 00:49:28,479 --> 00:49:30,854 See you later, Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dickhead. 958 00:49:30,937 --> 00:49:32,812 [Shrieks] 959 00:49:33,146 --> 00:49:38,521 That was so good, I could kiss you guys. I'm so happy for you. That was amazing. 960 00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,396 Right, you ready to dazzle some journalists? 961 00:49:40,479 --> 00:49:43,021 - Yeah. Yeah. - Take this. Don't drink that. 962 00:49:43,104 --> 00:49:45,187 - Five minutes, OK? Five minutes! - Where are you going? 963 00:49:46,229 --> 00:49:50,104 OK. Don't be nervous, right? Anthony's overjoyed. 964 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:52,687 I know you can't tell from his face, but he's started remembering my name! 965 00:49:53,396 --> 00:49:56,229 I've been bringing that guy the biggest acts for years. 966 00:49:56,437 --> 00:49:59,104 Serious, serious players, but... 967 00:50:01,104 --> 00:50:03,854 - You know. - Yeah, I do know. 968 00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:05,312 - You know? - Yeah, I know. 969 00:50:05,396 --> 00:50:06,479 - Oh, you know. - I know I know. 970 00:50:06,562 --> 00:50:07,604 You know. What do you know? 971 00:50:07,687 --> 00:50:09,812 - Brains, look around you, come on. - What? 972 00:50:09,896 --> 00:50:12,437 It's Black music and white management. Always has been. 973 00:50:12,521 --> 00:50:15,854 And now it's white talent as well. No, come on, you're cool. 974 00:50:15,937 --> 00:50:18,687 When I first met you, I wasn't, like, completely into the music. 975 00:50:18,771 --> 00:50:21,479 It wasn't really my thing. But no one is writing your lyrics. 976 00:50:21,562 --> 00:50:24,021 No one's sculpting your stuff. You're authentic. 977 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,021 - Cha-ching. - Cha-ching. 978 00:50:26,104 --> 00:50:27,479 Black stamp of approval, baby. 979 00:50:27,562 --> 00:50:29,479 - I've been waiting for that! - Come on, now. 980 00:50:29,562 --> 00:50:34,521 We both win. And once we hit MTV, bro, it's the shutdown, it's lock off. 981 00:50:34,604 --> 00:50:37,812 Complete takeover. No one can touch us. 982 00:50:38,979 --> 00:50:40,021 What is wrong? 983 00:50:40,104 --> 00:50:41,812 I just, um... 984 00:50:43,021 --> 00:50:46,562 - Don't I gotta sell the single? - Yeah, yeah. Come on. 985 00:50:46,937 --> 00:50:49,354 - What have you got to say about this? - Where are you from? 986 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:51,229 - Where do you hail from? - LA. 987 00:50:51,312 --> 00:50:52,604 LA, Hemet. 988 00:50:52,771 --> 00:50:55,104 - In Hemet. I'm the brains. - You're the brains. 989 00:50:55,187 --> 00:50:56,812 You've visited the UK before? 990 00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:59,646 You're the brains. Who's the boss? 991 00:50:59,812 --> 00:51:03,604 There's been a question of, you know, kind of juvenile misogyny in your work. 992 00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:04,604 What's that? 993 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,979 - What are your influences? - What are your influences? 994 00:51:07,062 --> 00:51:07,854 Influences. 995 00:51:07,937 --> 00:51:11,187 - I'm... I'm going to take a break. - Where are you guys from? 996 00:51:11,729 --> 00:51:13,271 LA. Hemet. 997 00:51:13,354 --> 00:51:14,354 [Billy cheers] 998 00:51:15,396 --> 00:51:18,562 - ...celebrating tonight? - Celebrating? Yeah. Massive. 999 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,646 When I first met him, it was in the skate park, like, 1000 00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:23,354 just spitting Tupac constantly, so... 1001 00:51:23,437 --> 00:51:24,479 Hey, Gavin! 1002 00:51:24,896 --> 00:51:26,854 - Hi, Mary! - Looks amazing. 1003 00:51:26,937 --> 00:51:28,396 JOURNALIST: What are your thoughts on British rap? 1004 00:51:28,479 --> 00:51:29,521 British rap?! 1005 00:51:30,979 --> 00:51:33,146 Billy, Billy. Billy! 1006 00:51:33,729 --> 00:51:36,771 Gavin! Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you. 1007 00:51:36,854 --> 00:51:39,396 - It was amazing. - Yeah, it's Brains now, remember? 1008 00:51:39,479 --> 00:51:40,687 Yeah, that's fine. 1009 00:51:40,771 --> 00:51:43,354 Honestly, it's incredible, boys. So good. 1010 00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:49,562 - Yo, yo, yo. I'm merched up, baby. - Hiya. Ah, so you're the boss then, eh? 1011 00:51:50,562 --> 00:51:53,437 - Sorry? - Oh, I was just saying you're the boss. 1012 00:51:53,521 --> 00:51:54,437 Just a wee joke. 1013 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,521 Sorry, I just couldn't... Because you're Scottish. 1014 00:51:57,604 --> 00:52:00,104 Yeah, that's exactly what I am. 1015 00:52:01,187 --> 00:52:04,229 - And I'm their boss. Aren't I? - Yeah. 1016 00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:06,021 How do you know the boys? 1017 00:52:06,187 --> 00:52:10,104 How do I know the boys? Well, how do I know the boys? 1018 00:52:10,187 --> 00:52:12,479 I met them whilst they were touring, in Scotland. 1019 00:52:12,562 --> 00:52:14,479 - BILLY: Bonnie wee Scotland. - I didn't know you toured. 1020 00:52:14,562 --> 00:52:17,729 Yeah. "Och-aye-the-no", ain't that right, Mary? 1021 00:52:17,812 --> 00:52:21,021 - Yeah, she was... - Yeah she was a sort of groupie. 1022 00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:22,562 Just a groupie. 1023 00:52:22,812 --> 00:52:26,312 - Well, not for the whole band. - No, definitely not. 1024 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,521 OK. 1025 00:52:30,104 --> 00:52:31,896 - Well, it's good to meet you. - Oh, no, you too. 1026 00:52:31,979 --> 00:52:34,646 Boys, I'm gonna need to get a drink and then we're gonna need to get to work. 1027 00:52:34,729 --> 00:52:36,312 - BILLY: Yeah, cool. - Do you want one? 1028 00:52:36,396 --> 00:52:39,354 No, I'm not drinking. You're fine, you're grand. Thank you. 1029 00:52:39,437 --> 00:52:43,562 - GAVIN: Not drinking? - Yeah, I know. Your face is on a sticker. 1030 00:52:43,646 --> 00:52:47,687 - Hey, I'm sorry about the groupie thing. - No, no, don't be daft. I'm sorry. 1031 00:52:48,146 --> 00:52:50,229 Oh, my God, Billy. Is that my belt? 1032 00:52:50,312 --> 00:52:53,146 Yeah. Shit! You know what? I completely forgot I took that... 1033 00:52:54,062 --> 00:52:58,146 You can't just take belts. A belt is a prized possession. 1034 00:52:58,229 --> 00:52:59,896 [Sound muffles] 1035 00:53:00,187 --> 00:53:02,687 [Emotional music plays] 1036 00:53:13,562 --> 00:53:16,312 - Brainsy Brainsy. - What's up, dawg? 1037 00:53:16,937 --> 00:53:21,437 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah, I'm great. 1038 00:53:21,521 --> 00:53:22,521 Good. 1039 00:53:22,687 --> 00:53:25,271 I was just saying to the guys – Scotland?! 1040 00:53:25,729 --> 00:53:30,396 We didn't tour, we just... filled out a gig. It was the Pavillion. 1041 00:53:30,729 --> 00:53:33,104 - Joint was packed. - You filled the Pavillion?! 1042 00:53:33,479 --> 00:53:37,104 Yeah. Well, no, we were... 1043 00:53:38,021 --> 00:53:40,812 - We were supporting D12. - You supported D12? 1044 00:53:40,896 --> 00:53:42,604 Yeah, yeah, I introduced Sili to them. 1045 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:43,521 What? 1046 00:53:43,604 --> 00:53:46,271 Yeah, I've known them since we were kids. How did you not know this? 1047 00:53:46,354 --> 00:53:48,479 - How have you never told me that? - I don't know. 1048 00:53:49,187 --> 00:53:52,229 I think D12 are touring here again in a few weeks. 1049 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,771 - Yeah? - Who else do you know? 1050 00:53:55,271 --> 00:53:58,646 Dre, Jay Z, Snoop. This party was crazy. 1051 00:53:58,729 --> 00:54:00,229 Literally everyone was there. 1052 00:54:00,312 --> 00:54:02,562 - Michael Bublé. - Michael Bublé?! 1053 00:54:03,062 --> 00:54:06,937 Yeah. Yeah. No, really great guy. Brains? Come on. 1054 00:54:07,021 --> 00:54:09,229 - What the hell, dude? - Can I have a word? 1055 00:54:11,021 --> 00:54:13,312 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 1056 00:54:15,354 --> 00:54:17,354 I'm giving them what they want to hear, remember? 1057 00:54:17,437 --> 00:54:18,521 How are you gonna remember all that? 1058 00:54:18,604 --> 00:54:20,104 You just dropped like 12 bombs in the last five minutes, 1059 00:54:20,187 --> 00:54:21,312 dude, Michael Bublé? 1060 00:54:21,396 --> 00:54:24,062 Why don't we just tell 'em that we're sucking off Kermit the Frog as well? 1061 00:54:24,146 --> 00:54:26,729 Well, he's not a musician, man. How the hell would I know him? 1062 00:54:27,396 --> 00:54:29,354 - I'm serious. - Cut me some slack, OK? 1063 00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:31,021 I'm not the one who said we toured in Scotland. 1064 00:54:32,271 --> 00:54:34,687 - Mary was just trying to help. - She's a huge risk. 1065 00:54:35,729 --> 00:54:39,937 - No, she's not. She's freaking Mary. - Well, you two were busy. 1066 00:54:40,229 --> 00:54:42,104 Tessa asked. I freestyled. 1067 00:54:42,187 --> 00:54:43,979 Boys, we're thinking about going to a club. 1068 00:54:44,062 --> 00:54:45,562 Yeah, sounds good to me. 1069 00:54:46,271 --> 00:54:50,604 Look, I know the plan. Keep it tight till MTV, then we'll come clean. 1070 00:54:51,771 --> 00:54:54,229 Yeah. It's all good, bro. 1071 00:54:54,854 --> 00:54:56,187 I'll rein it in. 1072 00:54:56,271 --> 00:54:58,896 Yeah, no, it's cool. Me too. I mean, Kermit the Frog? 1073 00:54:59,771 --> 00:55:01,729 I would totally blow him. Come on. 1074 00:55:01,812 --> 00:55:04,396 [Electronic music plays, muffled] 1075 00:55:06,479 --> 00:55:09,771 [Music plays loud and clear] 1076 00:55:28,646 --> 00:55:29,937 Yo, Sili! 1077 00:55:31,146 --> 00:55:32,854 - Yo. - Dude! 1078 00:55:32,937 --> 00:55:34,479 Yo, I need to go check this out. 1079 00:55:34,562 --> 00:55:35,646 All right? 1080 00:55:48,521 --> 00:55:51,479 - You want a drink, babe? - I'm fine with the water. 1081 00:55:51,562 --> 00:55:53,312 You're not pregnant, are you? 1082 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:00,521 - BILLY: Yo, wait up! - Excuse me. 1083 00:56:01,021 --> 00:56:01,896 No! 1084 00:56:01,979 --> 00:56:03,104 - Time to get wrecked. - What? 1085 00:56:03,187 --> 00:56:04,979 I got us a little special something for tonight, baby. 1086 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,146 No way. You picked up? 1087 00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:08,979 - Yeah. Yeah, baby. - Check you out! 1088 00:56:10,021 --> 00:56:11,521 I really shouldn't, man. 1089 00:56:11,604 --> 00:56:14,437 Mary's only here for a little bit. I don't want to ruin it. 1090 00:56:14,812 --> 00:56:15,854 What? 1091 00:56:17,021 --> 00:56:19,312 - But it's a big night. - I know, I... 1092 00:56:19,396 --> 00:56:21,937 - You love doing this shit. - I don't want to get wasted, man. 1093 00:56:23,062 --> 00:56:26,062 - Silibil. - No, I don't want to get wrecked, man. 1094 00:56:28,479 --> 00:56:30,896 I know, I know, man. But it'd be shit for her, dude. 1095 00:56:30,979 --> 00:56:33,562 You know what it's like when you're straight, it blows. 1096 00:56:36,521 --> 00:56:38,062 [He scoffs] 1097 00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:39,896 She's already dropped one. 1098 00:56:40,521 --> 00:56:42,896 Shit, I thought there was something going on with her. 1099 00:56:42,979 --> 00:56:44,312 That's probably why she's not drinking. 1100 00:56:44,396 --> 00:56:46,604 - Yeah, I better catch up. - You better catch up. 1101 00:56:46,687 --> 00:56:47,896 [Ominous music plays] 1102 00:56:48,187 --> 00:56:49,937 Here. Check it. 1103 00:56:50,771 --> 00:56:52,687 - Silibil and Brains. - Mm-hm. 1104 00:56:55,062 --> 00:56:55,979 I freaking love you. 1105 00:56:57,104 --> 00:56:58,729 - Brains, bro. - Come on. 1106 00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:02,687 [Muffled chatter, pumping music] 1107 00:57:14,812 --> 00:57:16,854 [Electronic music plays] 1108 00:57:17,187 --> 00:57:20,104 Hey, you don't mind if I borrow the president of the fan club? 1109 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:21,646 [They shout] 1110 00:57:22,854 --> 00:57:26,854 - Coming back, Tessa. What? - Everything cool? 1111 00:57:26,937 --> 00:57:29,562 Yeah. President, I like that. 1112 00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:31,687 You haven't given anything else away, have you? 1113 00:57:31,771 --> 00:57:33,187 - Of course not. - Because-- 1114 00:57:33,271 --> 00:57:35,021 I mean, they're gonna find out eventually. 1115 00:57:35,104 --> 00:57:38,146 But we're not there yet. You understand that, right? 1116 00:57:38,229 --> 00:57:39,062 Yeah. 1117 00:57:39,521 --> 00:57:41,812 If you don't, then maybe you shouldn't be here. 1118 00:57:42,146 --> 00:57:44,812 - I shouldn't be here? - Jesus, keep your voice down! 1119 00:57:46,771 --> 00:57:48,562 Gavin, let go of my arm. 1120 00:57:53,979 --> 00:57:56,229 You're higher than a shuttle to Mars, Gavin, OK? 1121 00:57:56,312 --> 00:57:58,854 You need some water. Do you need to take a breath or something? 1122 00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:00,479 - Have some of mine. - Oh my God. 1123 00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:02,354 You're jealous? 1124 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:04,562 Gavin, you're... 1125 00:58:04,646 --> 00:58:08,604 You don't need to be because this isn't about you. 1126 00:58:10,562 --> 00:58:13,146 You know none of this is real, right, Gavin? 1127 00:58:13,354 --> 00:58:16,479 Stop calling me Gavin! It's Brains! 1128 00:58:16,562 --> 00:58:18,729 - I know exactly who you are! - BRAINS! 1129 00:58:18,812 --> 00:58:22,104 - Why do you keep calling me that then? - Jesus, you're off your face! 1130 00:58:22,187 --> 00:58:23,979 I'm going to find Billy, 'cos you're not OK right now. 1131 00:58:24,062 --> 00:58:27,396 - I just need you to understand my name. - Because this isn't you. Jesus! 1132 00:58:30,187 --> 00:58:32,854 [Music fades into emotional music] 1133 00:59:22,521 --> 00:59:24,229 [Music fades] 1134 00:59:24,646 --> 00:59:26,396 [Gavin mumbles] 1135 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,187 Check this place out. 1136 00:59:28,271 --> 00:59:31,312 - All paid for by the label, huh? - Hey, Brains. 1137 00:59:31,812 --> 00:59:33,271 All right, Mary. 1138 00:59:33,812 --> 00:59:36,229 - Big night, Brains? - Yep. 1139 00:59:36,812 --> 00:59:39,312 You go ahead and have a safe trip now. 1140 00:59:39,812 --> 00:59:42,229 - Hiya. - See you later. 1141 00:59:52,396 --> 00:59:54,021 BILLY: Thanks for coming down. 1142 00:59:54,562 --> 00:59:56,437 Just wish we had more time. 1143 00:59:58,187 --> 01:00:02,312 - Hey, we all right? - Yeah. 1144 01:00:04,937 --> 01:00:07,521 I don't know what I thought this would be, Billy. 1145 01:00:09,979 --> 01:00:12,271 It's not what I thought it would be. 1146 01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:20,812 I mean, it's... It's incredible, Bill. Like, I'm so proud of you. 1147 01:00:21,146 --> 01:00:23,521 And I'm not saying this because I want you to stop. 1148 01:00:23,604 --> 01:00:25,396 You deserve this. It's just... 1149 01:00:27,146 --> 01:00:30,771 You know that none of this is real, right? 1150 01:00:30,854 --> 01:00:32,437 What's not real? 1151 01:00:33,521 --> 01:00:34,979 All of it. 1152 01:00:37,229 --> 01:00:39,396 It's just, you came down here with different accents 1153 01:00:39,479 --> 01:00:42,187 and now you're both acting like totally different people, and-- 1154 01:00:42,271 --> 01:00:44,229 We're still the same people. 1155 01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:46,354 It's still Bill. It's still the guy you fell in love with. 1156 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:52,354 - I have to go, Billy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1157 01:00:52,729 --> 01:00:53,854 I love you. 1158 01:00:56,729 --> 01:00:58,979 Billy, have you been fucking people down here? 1159 01:01:00,979 --> 01:01:02,146 No. 1160 01:01:04,979 --> 01:01:07,146 Maybe it's just the accent, 1161 01:01:07,229 --> 01:01:09,354 but just about everything that you're saying right now 1162 01:01:09,437 --> 01:01:10,771 honestly sounds like bullshit. 1163 01:01:15,354 --> 01:01:17,437 [In his Scottish accent]: All right, look. 1164 01:01:17,521 --> 01:01:20,937 We're going on The Hook tomorrow and we're coming out, that's the plan. 1165 01:01:21,021 --> 01:01:24,062 Expose the wankers and we're gonna do it, right? 1166 01:01:24,146 --> 01:01:27,104 And then after that, no more pretending to be something we're not. 1167 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:28,687 OK? All that's finished. 1168 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:30,562 Marry me. 1169 01:01:30,646 --> 01:01:33,521 - [She scoffs] - I'm serious, Mary. Marry me. 1170 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:43,104 Look, call me tomorrow. As Billy. 1171 01:01:44,562 --> 01:01:46,312 The Billy that I know. 1172 01:01:48,896 --> 01:01:50,187 Because I really love him. 1173 01:01:55,771 --> 01:01:59,312 CONDUCTOR: Final call for Dundee via Edinburgh! 1174 01:02:05,437 --> 01:02:10,562 INTERCOM: Peterborough, Doncaster, York. Darlington. Newcastle. 1175 01:02:10,646 --> 01:02:11,687 [Whistle blows] 1176 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,979 [Emotional music plays] 1177 01:02:24,729 --> 01:02:29,229 Hi. Just this way. That's an arrival on Silibil N' Brains. 1178 01:02:31,729 --> 01:02:32,896 Hi, Boys. 1179 01:02:32,979 --> 01:02:34,021 [Crowd clamours] 1180 01:02:34,104 --> 01:02:37,604 Joe! Hey hey! What's up, dude? 1181 01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,396 MAN: What do you call yourselves, boys? 1182 01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:41,021 - We're Silibil N' Brains, baby. - For now. 1183 01:02:41,104 --> 01:02:43,646 Aha-ha! 1184 01:02:44,271 --> 01:02:47,562 Jez is buzzing to meet you. He loves the track. 1185 01:02:47,854 --> 01:02:50,354 - You're just in here. - Woah ho! 1186 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:51,646 You should have everything that you need. 1187 01:02:51,729 --> 01:02:53,271 But if you need anything else, give me a shout. 1188 01:02:53,354 --> 01:02:56,021 - Hey, yo, can we get some whiskey? - Yes. In the fully stocked bar. 1189 01:02:56,104 --> 01:02:57,771 - BILLY: Some water. - GAVIN: Some water? 1190 01:02:57,854 --> 01:02:59,604 Easy on the booze, please. Boys, this is Jez. 1191 01:02:59,687 --> 01:03:02,687 - What's up, dude? - Big fan, big fan. 1192 01:03:02,771 --> 01:03:04,104 JEZ: Hey, let's have fun out there, yeah? 1193 01:03:04,187 --> 01:03:06,354 You know what? Tessa, I wanted water. 1194 01:03:06,437 --> 01:03:08,479 Is there any chance we can get some privacy? 1195 01:03:08,562 --> 01:03:11,521 Just want to get focused, to get our heads in the zone, you know? 1196 01:03:11,604 --> 01:03:14,646 - Yeah, no problem. - Hey, it's all good. We got this. 1197 01:03:14,729 --> 01:03:16,854 Yeah, I know you do. Do what you got to do. 1198 01:03:16,937 --> 01:03:19,146 [Sound muffles] Please remember to mention the album. 1199 01:03:22,187 --> 01:03:24,271 PRESENTER: This is MTV's The Hook ! 1200 01:03:28,937 --> 01:03:31,937 OK, let's do this, baby. Let's blow this shit wide open. 1201 01:03:33,854 --> 01:03:36,021 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1202 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,646 Let's do it! 1203 01:03:38,979 --> 01:03:40,646 GAVIN: All truths, baby. 1204 01:03:41,479 --> 01:03:44,562 [They rap, music muffles] 1205 01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:47,229 Or you'll get stuck for words like a mute with a stutter 1206 01:03:47,312 --> 01:03:49,729 They tell me "Sili keep it real" Oh damn it I know this 1207 01:03:49,812 --> 01:03:52,437 but I want cash to blow quick like Anna Nicole Smith 1208 01:03:52,521 --> 01:03:54,437 I know it may seem, I rap James Dean 1209 01:03:54,521 --> 01:03:57,062 cause the dame's scream as soon as I'm seen like Ralph Fiends 1210 01:03:57,271 --> 01:03:59,437 Always mean and-- [Voice cuts out] 1211 01:03:59,521 --> 01:04:02,854 [Tense music] 1212 01:04:07,646 --> 01:04:11,271 [Music intensifies] 1213 01:04:16,271 --> 01:04:17,479 [Music plays on television] 1214 01:04:27,854 --> 01:04:30,187 Welcome back to MTV's The Hook . 1215 01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:34,729 I'm Jez, and in the studio right now, we have Silibil N' Brains. 1216 01:04:36,146 --> 01:04:37,187 Boys! 1217 01:04:37,896 --> 01:04:40,479 JEZ: Brilliant stuff. So, what are you guys about? 1218 01:04:40,562 --> 01:04:41,604 We're smashing it up, man. 1219 01:04:41,687 --> 01:04:43,812 Yeah, we're smashing it up, dropping bombs. 1220 01:04:43,896 --> 01:04:46,437 And this is gonna be our biggest bomb yet. 1221 01:04:46,521 --> 01:04:48,021 Sharon! 1222 01:04:48,104 --> 01:04:49,229 Come on, Billy. 1223 01:04:49,312 --> 01:04:51,437 - So the truth is-- - [Raps] The truth is we're coming up 1224 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,812 Thumbing up, climbing that pole 1225 01:04:54,021 --> 01:04:55,687 It ain't over till the fat lady sings 1226 01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:59,562 but Jez's mom's busy surfing on my ding-a-ling 1227 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,437 - [Crowd gasps] - GAVIN: My bad. 1228 01:05:01,521 --> 01:05:05,187 JEZ: All right, guys, let's just leave the mothers out of it, please. 1229 01:05:05,271 --> 01:05:08,104 OK, so why don't you tell us a bit about you guys. 1230 01:05:08,187 --> 01:05:10,854 - Where are you from? - Yeah, so that's the deal, so... 1231 01:05:10,937 --> 01:05:12,771 GAVIN: We're from the planet Cyberdong. 1232 01:05:12,854 --> 01:05:14,021 - JEZ: Is that right? - Yeah. 1233 01:05:14,104 --> 01:05:16,479 Aliens sucked us right up in their ship. 1234 01:05:17,062 --> 01:05:19,687 Full works. Anal probe, cosmic trip. 1235 01:05:19,771 --> 01:05:22,979 JEZ: OK, but seriously, though, because looks like you're heading for success 1236 01:05:23,062 --> 01:05:25,312 - on both sides of the Atlantic. - Yes. 1237 01:05:25,396 --> 01:05:28,146 And is that because you spent time in America and in the UK? 1238 01:05:28,229 --> 01:05:30,521 Yeah, so the UK. So let's talk about the UK. 1239 01:05:30,604 --> 01:05:32,437 Yeah. Your mom's from here, right? 1240 01:05:32,854 --> 01:05:33,771 [Crowd laughs and gasps] 1241 01:05:33,854 --> 01:05:35,604 - JEZ: Yeah - Well, she's gonna be our number one fan. 1242 01:05:35,687 --> 01:05:37,562 [Crowd laughs nervously] 1243 01:05:37,646 --> 01:05:39,021 Jez's mom, call me! 1244 01:05:39,104 --> 01:05:42,521 OK, we're gonna have to leave it there, but please give it up one more time 1245 01:05:42,604 --> 01:05:44,229 for Silibil N' Brains! 1246 01:05:44,521 --> 01:05:45,771 JEZ: Ha, boys! 1247 01:05:46,562 --> 01:05:49,354 It's been fun! OK, stay exactly where you are. 1248 01:05:49,437 --> 01:05:53,146 There is plenty more stuff still to come on MTV's The Hook . 1249 01:05:53,229 --> 01:05:54,729 [Crowd cheers] 1250 01:05:54,812 --> 01:05:57,187 [Emotional music plays] 1251 01:06:02,646 --> 01:06:06,021 PRESENTER: Next up on BBC Radio 1, get ready to take your "Medicine". 1252 01:06:06,104 --> 01:06:07,896 It's Silibil N' Brains. 1253 01:06:07,979 --> 01:06:11,187 - [Their rap plays on radio] - TESSA: Heh heh! The one and only! 1254 01:06:11,396 --> 01:06:13,396 Yeah, dude, turn that up. 1255 01:06:13,479 --> 01:06:14,771 Yes! 1256 01:06:16,479 --> 01:06:18,062 Hey! Come on, dude! 1257 01:06:18,354 --> 01:06:20,896 [Tessa sings along] 1258 01:06:21,187 --> 01:06:23,021 [She laughs] 1259 01:06:25,896 --> 01:06:28,146 Dude, it wasn't the right time. 1260 01:06:29,021 --> 01:06:32,187 We're gonna release an album, and then we'll come clean. 1261 01:06:32,271 --> 01:06:34,021 - Everyone's just seen us. - Not everyone! 1262 01:06:34,104 --> 01:06:35,062 Everyone we know from back in Dundee. 1263 01:06:35,146 --> 01:06:37,396 Dude, do they even have The Hook in Dundee? 1264 01:06:38,729 --> 01:06:39,979 What? 1265 01:06:40,187 --> 01:06:43,937 Personally, I don't give a flying shit 1266 01:06:44,271 --> 01:06:46,854 about what people in Scotland think about me. 1267 01:06:48,021 --> 01:06:49,479 And neither should you. 1268 01:06:51,687 --> 01:06:52,562 You're better than that. 1269 01:06:53,396 --> 01:06:54,937 TESSA: My phone is on fire. 1270 01:06:55,021 --> 01:06:56,896 Everyone loves you. 1271 01:06:57,812 --> 01:06:59,854 Think about what happens to Tessa if we come clean. 1272 01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:02,021 TESSA: Yeah, this is the boys, man! They're so good, innit? 1273 01:07:02,104 --> 01:07:04,521 - You're fucking losing it, Gav. - Don't call me Gav! 1274 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,437 TESSA: Yes. Tell all your passengers. 1275 01:07:06,896 --> 01:07:08,562 [Phone rings] 1276 01:07:09,104 --> 01:07:11,396 - TESSA: Hello. - ANTHONY: Hello. Are you with the boys? 1277 01:07:11,479 --> 01:07:13,312 - Do you want to talk to them? - Very much so. 1278 01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:16,187 - Pull over, I'm not far behind you. - Would you mind just pulling over here? 1279 01:07:16,271 --> 01:07:18,979 - DRIVER: Yeah, no problem. - Shit, they can't know already! 1280 01:07:19,312 --> 01:07:22,021 It's cool, it's cool. They don't know. They don't know. 1281 01:07:22,271 --> 01:07:23,229 They don't know. 1282 01:07:28,062 --> 01:07:30,396 - Anthony, man. - Drive away, driver. 1283 01:07:31,604 --> 01:07:33,354 [Ominous music] 1284 01:07:39,812 --> 01:07:42,354 You two must be pretty pleased with yourselves. 1285 01:07:51,187 --> 01:07:52,646 That's good, boys. 1286 01:07:53,687 --> 01:07:56,187 It's really weird, but it's good. 1287 01:07:57,687 --> 01:07:58,979 Nicely handled. 1288 01:08:02,021 --> 01:08:05,521 Either of you two ever heard of a venue known as the Barrowlands in Scotland? 1289 01:08:08,562 --> 01:08:09,396 Nope. 1290 01:08:09,479 --> 01:08:11,437 ANTHONY: Heartland of music in Scotland, you might say. 1291 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:13,021 After what I just witnessed, 1292 01:08:13,104 --> 01:08:15,479 from the amount of airtime you're getting on that radio, 1293 01:08:15,562 --> 01:08:19,479 I can confirm that you two will be playing there tomorrow night. 1294 01:08:20,104 --> 01:08:21,729 Supporting D12. 1295 01:08:22,062 --> 01:08:23,646 Holy shit! 1296 01:08:24,146 --> 01:08:25,521 [He shrieks] 1297 01:08:25,604 --> 01:08:27,271 - GAVIN: Yes! - ANTHONY: Right? 1298 01:08:27,354 --> 01:08:28,979 - Shit! - Am I right? 1299 01:08:29,062 --> 01:08:30,687 - Dude, come on! - [Anthony laughs] 1300 01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:35,562 Congratulations, boys. Now get out of my car. 1301 01:08:39,146 --> 01:08:42,104 I bet you're glad I didn't let you drop us in it now, huh? 1302 01:08:42,187 --> 01:08:43,521 [Laughs] 1303 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,187 Whoo! 1304 01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:10,396 [Phone rings] 1305 01:09:13,771 --> 01:09:15,896 [Phone rings] 1306 01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:27,104 MARY: Hello? 1307 01:09:29,896 --> 01:09:32,646 - [Scottish accent]: Did you see it? - What happened? 1308 01:09:33,979 --> 01:09:35,271 BILLY: I don't know. 1309 01:09:35,896 --> 01:09:39,146 Gavin decided that we're gonna bring an album out first, 1310 01:09:39,562 --> 01:09:42,062 and we're scared of screwing Tessa over. 1311 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,312 But it is gonna happen, like... 1312 01:09:44,521 --> 01:09:47,146 I promise you it's gonna happen, Mary. 1313 01:09:48,646 --> 01:09:53,062 We're supporting D12 at the Barrowlands tomorrow, I think. 1314 01:09:53,271 --> 01:09:55,479 Please come, I'll put your name down. 1315 01:09:56,396 --> 01:09:58,312 But it is happening. 1316 01:09:58,854 --> 01:10:03,021 It needs to soon. I know it does, babe. 1317 01:10:12,937 --> 01:10:14,062 Listen. 1318 01:10:14,729 --> 01:10:16,562 - No. - There's a lot going on, Billy. 1319 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:17,896 No, no, no, no, no. 1320 01:10:17,979 --> 01:10:20,521 - I think it might be best if... - No, Mary, no. Don't. 1321 01:10:21,146 --> 01:10:23,104 we just take a break. 1322 01:10:23,729 --> 01:10:25,312 - Please. - I don't know what to do, Billy. 1323 01:10:26,062 --> 01:10:29,437 - Do you even know what you're doing? - Right, no, that's it. I'm coming home. 1324 01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,812 I'm coming up to see you now. I want to see you right now. 1325 01:10:31,896 --> 01:10:35,687 I don't need you to come home, Billy. I just need you to be you. 1326 01:10:35,771 --> 01:10:38,979 Can't we.... Can we fight, at least? 1327 01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:43,104 Like, can you just shout at me or something? Please? 1328 01:10:43,854 --> 01:10:45,979 I've never needed to do that before. 1329 01:10:46,562 --> 01:10:50,396 [Sombre music] 1330 01:10:51,771 --> 01:10:53,937 - Mary... - Look, I'm sorry, Bill. 1331 01:10:55,312 --> 01:10:57,104 - I'm sorry. - I need to go. 1332 01:10:57,646 --> 01:10:58,896 Can't we just talk? 1333 01:11:09,521 --> 01:11:11,021 [Whispers]: I love you. 1334 01:11:22,562 --> 01:11:25,937 PRESENTER: OK, Glasgow. Who is excited for D12 tonight? 1335 01:11:26,021 --> 01:11:28,646 Well, we are giving away a pair of tickets for the Barrowland. 1336 01:11:28,729 --> 01:11:29,771 TESSA: You good? 1337 01:11:29,854 --> 01:11:31,479 Yeah! 1338 01:11:33,312 --> 01:11:35,937 Good. Come on, don't be nervous, boys. 1339 01:11:36,021 --> 01:11:38,271 You're just on your way to meet some old friends, OK? 1340 01:11:38,354 --> 01:11:40,937 And, you know, play for 2,000 people. 1341 01:11:41,646 --> 01:11:43,521 Ah! Let's go. 1342 01:11:45,562 --> 01:11:47,687 Oh! Woah! 1343 01:11:50,062 --> 01:11:53,229 I just got a little carried away, man. I'll rein it in, man. 1344 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,604 [Hip hop music plays] 1345 01:11:57,687 --> 01:12:01,271 - Yo, we got it. We good. We good. - GAVIN: Oh my God. 1346 01:12:03,396 --> 01:12:05,187 ARTIST: Mic check. 1, 2, 1, 2. 1347 01:12:05,271 --> 01:12:07,396 - Shit! Shit! - ARTIST: Yo, we good. 1348 01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,062 Yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo! 1349 01:12:09,146 --> 01:12:11,104 - What are we going to do now? - We got it! 1350 01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:14,229 - I don't got this, dude. - Sili, you can sell it, man. 1351 01:12:14,312 --> 01:12:16,146 - I don't got this. - You can sell anything to anyone. 1352 01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:18,646 You told people that we knew 'em. 1353 01:12:19,937 --> 01:12:21,562 [They chatter] 1354 01:12:21,646 --> 01:12:23,271 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1355 01:12:28,104 --> 01:12:29,062 Hey. 1356 01:12:30,271 --> 01:12:31,562 I got this. 1357 01:12:33,062 --> 01:12:34,271 I got this. 1358 01:12:36,437 --> 01:12:37,479 Check it. 1359 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:38,979 [Coughs] 1360 01:12:43,062 --> 01:12:44,604 Oh, my God. 1361 01:12:44,687 --> 01:12:46,521 [Tense music plays] 1362 01:12:49,979 --> 01:12:52,396 ARTIST: Hey, yo, Sean. We good. We good. 1363 01:12:53,687 --> 01:12:55,729 [They chatter and laugh] 1364 01:12:56,854 --> 01:12:58,729 GAVIN: Yo, what's up, man? 1365 01:13:05,604 --> 01:13:07,104 Yo, Proof! 1366 01:13:08,729 --> 01:13:10,104 What's up, man? 1367 01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:14,479 - It's been way too long, dawg. - Do I know you? 1368 01:13:15,146 --> 01:13:18,104 Yeah, dude, it's Brains. 1369 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:21,354 From Silibil N' Brains, remember? 1370 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,437 Dude, we tore it up, man. 1371 01:13:25,021 --> 01:13:27,229 Came off stage, got messed up. 1372 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:31,521 Went to dinner, got more messed up. Went to the club, went to the beach. 1373 01:13:32,937 --> 01:13:35,687 Stole that donkey from that-- from that place on the beach. 1374 01:13:35,771 --> 01:13:38,271 Yo, dude, we were wilding, bro! 1375 01:13:42,062 --> 01:13:44,479 Fat Matt shat himself in the back of the hummer. 1376 01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:48,104 Guys! [Laughs nervously] 1377 01:13:48,729 --> 01:13:51,896 Fat Matt shat himself in the back of the hummer, yo. 1378 01:13:54,312 --> 01:13:55,604 Remember? 1379 01:14:02,687 --> 01:14:04,937 Hey. Ha ha! 1380 01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:10,604 - This the fool that kissed the donkey? - I'm the dude who kissed the donkey, bro! 1381 01:14:10,937 --> 01:14:14,312 - You lost weight. You lost weight. - That's the Atkins diet, bro. 1382 01:14:14,396 --> 01:14:16,437 - Yeah, Jennifer Anniston put me on it. - You lost weight! 1383 01:14:16,521 --> 01:14:18,812 The Atkins diet! Ah! 1384 01:14:18,896 --> 01:14:21,562 [They laugh and whoop] 1385 01:14:21,646 --> 01:14:23,229 Man, you kissed the shit out of that donkey. 1386 01:14:23,312 --> 01:14:25,687 GAVIN: It was a cute-ass donkey, what can I say? 1387 01:14:25,937 --> 01:14:29,021 Rob thought you died, man. Give them a drink, man. Come on, yo. 1388 01:14:30,021 --> 01:14:31,396 Yo, Sili, get up here, man! 1389 01:14:32,604 --> 01:14:35,937 [Emotional music] 1390 01:14:36,521 --> 01:14:41,104 [Phone rings] 1391 01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:45,979 VOICEMAIL: Hiya, it's Mary. I'm busy. Leave a message. Bye. 1392 01:14:46,062 --> 01:14:47,104 [Beeps] 1393 01:14:47,437 --> 01:14:48,937 [Crying]: Please, Mary. 1394 01:14:49,979 --> 01:14:52,062 Please, Mary. Can you call me back? 1395 01:14:53,312 --> 01:14:55,687 I can come home after the gig. 1396 01:14:55,771 --> 01:14:59,979 I want to come home and see you? Could you please give me a chance? 1397 01:15:00,062 --> 01:15:02,229 [Emotional music continues] 1398 01:15:04,937 --> 01:15:06,146 I love you. 1399 01:15:12,312 --> 01:15:14,729 [Muffled cheers, MC hypes] 1400 01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,562 MC: Are we having a good time? 1401 01:15:18,521 --> 01:15:20,479 Are you ready for the next act? 1402 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:28,354 Dude, I know you're not feeling good, but you were right about the single. 1403 01:15:28,771 --> 01:15:29,854 WOMAN: Boys, break a leg! 1404 01:15:30,187 --> 01:15:32,771 It should have been "Superhero". So that's what we're gonna open with. 1405 01:15:32,854 --> 01:15:34,854 - You smash it every time it comes on. - Yeah, whatever you say, man. 1406 01:15:34,937 --> 01:15:38,812 Just stop looking back, dude. You got this, man. 1407 01:15:38,896 --> 01:15:40,771 - You can do it. - All good. 1408 01:15:41,854 --> 01:15:43,479 - Hey, give me something, man. - I'm cool. 1409 01:15:43,562 --> 01:15:45,896 What's going on with you? Talk to me, man. 1410 01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:47,604 Whatever, Brains, let's just get this done. 1411 01:15:47,687 --> 01:15:48,562 MC: Silibil N' Brains! 1412 01:15:48,646 --> 01:15:51,979 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Hey, yo, Glasgow! 1413 01:15:52,312 --> 01:15:55,271 - Put your motherfucking hands up! - How y'all doing tonight? 1414 01:15:55,354 --> 01:15:57,021 [Crowd cheers] 1415 01:15:57,812 --> 01:15:59,979 - GAVIN: Put your hands up! - How's it going? 1416 01:16:01,229 --> 01:16:02,896 [Rapping]: Sick of positions you're in 1417 01:16:02,979 --> 01:16:04,937 Sick of being kicked in the ribs and the chin 1418 01:16:05,229 --> 01:16:07,521 Sick of sticking in tricky predicaments 1419 01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:10,812 Get your shit and hit the road You should know you could be a superhero 1420 01:16:10,896 --> 01:16:12,521 Sick of positions you're in 1421 01:16:12,604 --> 01:16:14,646 Sick of being kicked in the ribs and the chin 1422 01:16:14,729 --> 01:16:16,896 Sick of sticking in tricky predicaments 1423 01:16:17,271 --> 01:16:18,312 Let's go! 1424 01:16:18,396 --> 01:16:19,771 You should know, you could be a superhero 1425 01:16:19,854 --> 01:16:21,979 Witness the mystic, twisted when I spit shit 1426 01:16:22,062 --> 01:16:24,479 Gifted, I'm a lyrical Christmas for these hip kids 1427 01:16:24,562 --> 01:16:26,062 Diminish any critics that have visioned I'm finished 1428 01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:28,979 Still they scrimmage to confirm me in their scripts co-existed 1429 01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:31,229 This is just a part of it Back for another crack at it 1430 01:16:31,312 --> 01:16:33,646 Like Mama back from the dead with a vain craving a last hit 1431 01:16:33,729 --> 01:16:36,646 Grand master, part man, part bastard, part disaster 1432 01:16:36,729 --> 01:16:38,146 Jedi with a blaster 1433 01:16:38,229 --> 01:16:40,896 I don't write, I just hunt rhymes in the dark with an axe 1434 01:16:40,979 --> 01:16:43,604 And drag paragraphs back to the park in a black bag 1435 01:16:43,687 --> 01:16:45,812 Strangle them, stab them with darts and voila! 1436 01:16:45,896 --> 01:16:47,687 The magical of masterful raps 1437 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:49,979 I'm a walking mutant Always cause confusion 1438 01:16:50,062 --> 01:16:52,437 Cos the docs assume my thoughts are just too awesome for a human 1439 01:16:52,521 --> 01:16:54,854 Thor, Doom and another handful couldn't match me 1440 01:16:54,937 --> 01:16:57,687 Make you Marvel cos I got more character than Stan Lee! 1441 01:16:57,771 --> 01:16:58,979 Sick of the positions you're in 1442 01:16:59,437 --> 01:17:01,646 Sick of being kicked in the ribs and the chin 1443 01:17:01,729 --> 01:17:03,729 Sick of sticking in tricky predicaments 1444 01:17:03,812 --> 01:17:07,062 Get your shit and hit the road You should know you can be a hero 1445 01:17:07,604 --> 01:17:09,937 [Music muffles] 1446 01:17:12,187 --> 01:17:16,687 [Music uplifts] 1447 01:17:18,812 --> 01:17:20,229 [Crowd cheers] 1448 01:17:20,312 --> 01:17:23,187 I'm still a nerd with the wordplay That's just what my nurse say 1449 01:17:23,271 --> 01:17:25,562 Need help but hell I murdered my attorney 1450 01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:27,229 Still I hit hard and spit bars 1451 01:17:27,312 --> 01:17:29,979 and discard ripped limbs from disfigured victims and flip cars 1452 01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:31,979 So who's next to beat by an immense emcee 1453 01:17:32,062 --> 01:17:34,979 Even my shadow in the mirror is afraid to go against me 1454 01:17:35,062 --> 01:17:37,146 Now let's see I'm number one like Airforce 1455 01:17:37,229 --> 01:17:39,646 Cowardly rappers get stuck up like scarecrows 1456 01:17:39,729 --> 01:17:41,396 Intruders are warned I'm Lucifer's spawn 1457 01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:44,146 Me and the mic we go together Like computers and porn 1458 01:17:44,229 --> 01:17:46,562 The luchador bash through the door Puke on your floor 1459 01:17:46,646 --> 01:17:48,562 End up so hammered I get confused as Thor 1460 01:17:48,854 --> 01:17:50,812 You might have noticed that I'm ferocious 1461 01:17:50,896 --> 01:17:53,687 The diagnosis of my psychosis Is kinda close to Keyser Söze's 1462 01:17:53,771 --> 01:17:55,271 My psychiatrist knows it My mind is explosive 1463 01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,937 I got all the bad guys Rushin' like the Soviets 1464 01:17:58,896 --> 01:18:00,479 Sick of the positions you're in 1465 01:18:00,729 --> 01:18:02,646 Sick of being kicked in the ribs and the chin 1466 01:18:02,854 --> 01:18:04,521 Sick of sticking in tricky predicaments 1467 01:18:05,062 --> 01:18:06,229 Time to rip the script and go! 1468 01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:10,937 Time to rip the script and go! Time to rip the script and go! 1469 01:18:11,021 --> 01:18:12,104 Cut the shit and hit the road! 1470 01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:13,646 Let's go! 1471 01:18:14,104 --> 01:18:17,187 [Crowd cheers and screams] 1472 01:18:17,937 --> 01:18:19,937 BILLY: We love you Glasgow! 1473 01:18:20,437 --> 01:18:21,687 GAVIN: They love us, brother! 1474 01:18:22,312 --> 01:18:25,312 BILLY: Yo we're Silibil N' Brains all the way from California. 1475 01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:27,021 Let's do this, bro! 1476 01:18:27,104 --> 01:18:28,187 This next song's called "Medicine". 1477 01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:29,687 Are you ready for fucking D12? 1478 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:31,479 [Crowd cheers] 1479 01:18:31,729 --> 01:18:34,521 - Just two seconds. Two seconds! - TESSA: OK, OK, OK. 1480 01:18:36,771 --> 01:18:38,354 [He pants] 1481 01:18:38,437 --> 01:18:41,604 Oh, my God. Dude. Did you hear that? 1482 01:18:42,937 --> 01:18:45,104 I freaking heard it, dude. Come here. 1483 01:18:45,187 --> 01:18:47,146 [They shriek] 1484 01:18:47,229 --> 01:18:50,312 - Dude, you killed it, man. - TESSA: I'm coming in, oh my God! 1485 01:18:51,521 --> 01:18:53,479 [Phone rings] 1486 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,979 [They cheer and chatter] 1487 01:18:58,354 --> 01:19:00,604 [Crowd chants in distance] 1488 01:19:00,687 --> 01:19:02,312 Sili! Sili! 1489 01:19:03,187 --> 01:19:08,187 [Crowd chants]: Here we, here we, here we fucking go! 1490 01:19:11,437 --> 01:19:13,521 [They scream] 1491 01:19:29,854 --> 01:19:30,729 Yo! 1492 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,437 [Cheering continues] 1493 01:19:43,021 --> 01:19:44,854 [Hip hop music plays] 1494 01:19:49,437 --> 01:19:50,437 Yo. 1495 01:19:52,354 --> 01:19:55,729 Are you serious? What are youse doing over here, man? 1496 01:19:55,812 --> 01:20:01,062 You could be drinking and smoking with me and Proof, and you're over here. 1497 01:20:01,604 --> 01:20:03,271 - Doing-- doing what? - You all right, man? 1498 01:20:03,854 --> 01:20:06,812 I'm good. I'm really good. 1499 01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:09,437 You sure? 1500 01:20:11,562 --> 01:20:15,229 - What are you talking about? - Just filling in a few blanks, Gavin. 1501 01:20:15,729 --> 01:20:19,312 Do not fucking call me that. Dude, how stupid is she? 1502 01:20:19,396 --> 01:20:21,521 - Hey! - Alright, come on. That's enough, Gavin. 1503 01:20:21,604 --> 01:20:23,854 - Don't... call me Gavin! - OK, listen. 1504 01:20:23,937 --> 01:20:25,521 She called me Gavin. 1505 01:20:25,604 --> 01:20:27,479 - We need to talk. - She's calling me Gavin, dude. 1506 01:20:27,562 --> 01:20:29,271 - We need to talk. - What! 1507 01:20:32,604 --> 01:20:35,854 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming, Dad. 1508 01:20:36,062 --> 01:20:37,271 - GAVIN: Dude! - [Door slams] 1509 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:38,771 [Scottish accent] Look, we need to talk, mate. 1510 01:20:38,854 --> 01:20:40,687 We don't need to talk. We're good. 1511 01:20:40,979 --> 01:20:42,896 We have no problems, man. 1512 01:20:42,979 --> 01:20:44,646 Gavin, can we just drop the accent, please? 1513 01:20:44,729 --> 01:20:47,479 - Yeah, for like, five minutes. - [American]: I'm doing what I need to do. 1514 01:20:47,687 --> 01:20:48,979 Do you not understand that? 1515 01:20:49,937 --> 01:20:53,437 Did you lie to me about Mary taking pills at the launch? 1516 01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:57,521 - Is... Is that what this is about? - MARY: Come on, Gav. 1517 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:02,062 Why did you lie to me, Gav? To me? 1518 01:21:03,021 --> 01:21:06,229 My lies have caused no problems. 1519 01:21:08,812 --> 01:21:10,687 Look where you are, dude. 1520 01:21:11,146 --> 01:21:14,062 - This is what we wanted. - This is not what we wanted. 1521 01:21:15,312 --> 01:21:16,896 We wanted to expose them, right? 1522 01:21:16,979 --> 01:21:19,229 We wanted to come out on TV and run this town. 1523 01:21:19,312 --> 01:21:21,062 Now we just look like a pair of fucking liars, mate, 1524 01:21:21,146 --> 01:21:22,187 and half the country knows it. 1525 01:21:22,271 --> 01:21:24,062 And I need to understand that you get that. 1526 01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:26,354 - You're tripping, man. - Because right now, I don't-- 1527 01:21:26,687 --> 01:21:29,312 - You're tripping. - It's pretty fucking scary, pal. 1528 01:21:29,396 --> 01:21:32,271 The fuck? Yeah, 'cause Billy never lies, right? 1529 01:21:33,021 --> 01:21:37,604 I literally just said that it was me lying as well, Gav! 1530 01:21:37,687 --> 01:21:40,521 Billy's not a liar, is he, Mary? 1531 01:21:45,729 --> 01:21:47,937 Come inside and drink with me, man. 1532 01:21:49,687 --> 01:21:50,479 No. 1533 01:21:51,104 --> 01:21:52,396 Sili. 1534 01:21:54,646 --> 01:21:57,479 Come inside and drink with me, man. 1535 01:22:00,354 --> 01:22:02,146 What's going on, Billy? 1536 01:22:02,729 --> 01:22:05,937 [Tense music] 1537 01:22:08,146 --> 01:22:09,312 Don't. 1538 01:22:11,104 --> 01:22:12,271 All right. 1539 01:22:13,604 --> 01:22:15,229 No worries, man. 1540 01:22:16,896 --> 01:22:20,021 I'll go back and drink with Hayley. 1541 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:24,646 Do you remember Hayley? 1542 01:22:27,187 --> 01:22:31,437 Hayley was rolling out of your bed two nights a week. 1543 01:22:32,979 --> 01:22:34,812 You lying fuck. 1544 01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:39,812 Billy? 1545 01:22:39,896 --> 01:22:40,937 [Music intensifies] 1546 01:22:41,021 --> 01:22:42,312 Billy, what's going on? 1547 01:22:42,812 --> 01:22:45,146 - Fucking wee... - MARY: Billy! Billy, Billy! 1548 01:22:45,979 --> 01:22:47,312 GAVIN: Get the fuck off! 1549 01:22:47,396 --> 01:22:49,229 [They grunt] 1550 01:22:49,604 --> 01:22:51,521 - Fuck this. - Get off me! 1551 01:23:00,729 --> 01:23:03,646 [Gavin yelps] 1552 01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:06,812 MAN: Oi! Oi! 1553 01:23:07,229 --> 01:23:09,729 - What are you doing? - TESSA: Get off him! What are you doing? 1554 01:23:10,062 --> 01:23:11,896 - Stop it! - Get off of me! 1555 01:23:11,979 --> 01:23:13,229 Stop it! 1556 01:23:16,562 --> 01:23:18,021 TESSA: What the fuck?! 1557 01:23:18,729 --> 01:23:20,896 Stop it. Stop it! 1558 01:23:21,979 --> 01:23:23,812 [Scottish accent]: You're full of shit, Gav. 1559 01:23:23,896 --> 01:23:27,021 You're a fucking psycho. I never want to see you again! 1560 01:23:28,021 --> 01:23:30,771 [Dramatic music] 1561 01:23:30,854 --> 01:23:33,021 [Heavy breathing] 1562 01:23:33,104 --> 01:23:35,146 Tessa, I'm so sorry. 1563 01:23:35,771 --> 01:23:37,604 You weren't supposed to find out like this. 1564 01:23:37,687 --> 01:23:39,896 I promise we never meant to hurt you. 1565 01:23:43,646 --> 01:23:44,437 Bruv, I'm done. 1566 01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:46,521 GAVIN: Sill! 1567 01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,437 What the fuck? 1568 01:23:58,562 --> 01:23:59,562 Tessa! 1569 01:23:59,979 --> 01:24:01,896 Tessa, stop, man! 1570 01:24:03,396 --> 01:24:05,437 Tessa, where are you going? 1571 01:24:05,979 --> 01:24:08,437 Tessa, stop. Please! Please, stop. 1572 01:24:10,937 --> 01:24:13,854 Where are you from, Gavin? 1573 01:24:14,812 --> 01:24:16,104 LA! 1574 01:24:17,521 --> 01:24:20,729 Mate. Where are you from? 1575 01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:26,187 [Sombre music] 1576 01:24:31,521 --> 01:24:33,437 Tessa, where are you going? 1577 01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:35,896 Tessa! 1578 01:24:37,937 --> 01:24:40,312 You can't leave me here in Scotland! 1579 01:24:44,229 --> 01:24:45,354 Shit. 1580 01:24:51,021 --> 01:24:53,437 [Phone rings] 1581 01:24:56,854 --> 01:24:57,896 [Beeps] 1582 01:24:57,979 --> 01:24:59,437 Hey, man. 1583 01:25:01,937 --> 01:25:03,979 I'm heading back to London. 1584 01:25:05,021 --> 01:25:07,521 And... I'll talk to Anthony. 1585 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:10,854 I'll save it, dude. 1586 01:25:15,896 --> 01:25:18,229 [Talk raps]: I got my boy Billy coming over. 1587 01:25:20,312 --> 01:25:22,521 Wild in his whip. 1588 01:25:22,604 --> 01:25:24,687 He ain't too scared to dip out from his bitch 1589 01:25:24,771 --> 01:25:30,479 'Cause she knows he's holding back the hoes in droves because he loves her. 1590 01:25:31,646 --> 01:25:34,104 But now he's spitting. 1591 01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:38,479 Cashing these cheques with his brother 1592 01:25:38,562 --> 01:25:42,646 and we're gonna be so high we could actually fly. 1593 01:25:43,104 --> 01:25:45,646 And they'll be lucky enough to witness. 1594 01:25:46,312 --> 01:25:48,687 The two baddest MCs [He sniffles] 1595 01:25:48,771 --> 01:25:51,646 in this whole fucking business. 1596 01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:52,937 [Voicemail beeps] 1597 01:25:56,937 --> 01:25:58,854 [Music fades] 1598 01:26:01,437 --> 01:26:02,562 [Doorbell rings] 1599 01:26:48,062 --> 01:26:51,687 ANTHONY [On phone]: We'll make double that in Germany, Poland. 1600 01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:54,271 Losing South Africa is no great shakes. 1601 01:26:54,354 --> 01:26:56,021 We just jump straight back. 1602 01:26:57,021 --> 01:26:58,354 OK. 1603 01:27:00,271 --> 01:27:02,187 Alright, done. 1604 01:27:03,687 --> 01:27:07,396 - You were saying? - We fight over chicks all the time. 1605 01:27:09,729 --> 01:27:11,771 He'll come back, we're all good. 1606 01:27:11,854 --> 01:27:16,146 He might not come back, which puts you in a tricky position. 1607 01:27:18,896 --> 01:27:21,604 Tell me something, have you ever thought about going solo? 1608 01:27:26,104 --> 01:27:27,479 Yeah. 1609 01:27:28,562 --> 01:27:30,521 - Yeah, man. - Yeah? 1610 01:27:31,646 --> 01:27:33,646 I'm the one that does all the writing. 1611 01:27:33,854 --> 01:27:36,312 I'm the one that does all the mixing. He's just more of a hype man. 1612 01:27:38,187 --> 01:27:39,604 What did I tell you? 1613 01:27:43,854 --> 01:27:47,229 So where exactly in Scotland are you from, Gavin? 1614 01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:57,396 - What? - Don't what me. 1615 01:27:57,729 --> 01:28:01,271 Have you got any idea how much money we have spent on you 1616 01:28:01,354 --> 01:28:04,437 between studio time, accommodation and every drink you've had, 1617 01:28:04,521 --> 01:28:07,521 we're talking close to £100,000. 1618 01:28:07,979 --> 01:28:10,562 You backstabbing phoney rat. 1619 01:28:10,646 --> 01:28:13,437 You've embarrassed yourself, son. You've embarrassed me. 1620 01:28:13,521 --> 01:28:16,187 And most importantly, you have embarrassed this company. 1621 01:28:16,271 --> 01:28:17,854 Do not look at her! 1622 01:28:17,937 --> 01:28:20,729 She can't help you because you have well and truly shafted her career 1623 01:28:20,812 --> 01:28:22,854 into the middle of next week. 1624 01:28:22,937 --> 01:28:25,687 So you're gonna disappear quietly. 1625 01:28:25,771 --> 01:28:27,729 Because if I hear so much as a whisper 1626 01:28:27,812 --> 01:28:31,562 of you taking this story or your tracks to another company, 1627 01:28:31,646 --> 01:28:34,604 I swear I will come after you for every penny you owe 1628 01:28:34,687 --> 01:28:37,312 until even your grandchildren are looking for payday loans. 1629 01:28:37,396 --> 01:28:38,979 [Sound muffles] Do you understand? 1630 01:28:39,229 --> 01:28:41,979 Abby, you can send them in and set me up for my 9:15. 1631 01:28:42,062 --> 01:28:43,271 Thank you. 1632 01:28:43,354 --> 01:28:44,521 You have to listen... 1633 01:28:44,604 --> 01:28:46,187 - Gavin. - We tried as us. 1634 01:28:46,271 --> 01:28:47,729 Don't want another... 1635 01:28:47,812 --> 01:28:49,937 [They shout] 1636 01:28:50,229 --> 01:28:52,562 - Tessa, please! - [Dramatic music plays] 1637 01:28:56,562 --> 01:28:57,812 Tessa! 1638 01:29:08,229 --> 01:29:09,271 BILLY [On video]: This is going to be 1639 01:29:09,354 --> 01:29:11,312 for the documentary when we're rich and famous. 1640 01:29:11,396 --> 01:29:13,771 - GAVIN: Yeah, man. - So tell them what we're doing today. 1641 01:29:13,854 --> 01:29:14,812 Where are we going? 1642 01:29:14,896 --> 01:29:17,437 GAVIN: Southbound, baby. Southbound. Where we belong, man. 1643 01:29:17,521 --> 01:29:18,729 London taking over. 1644 01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:20,896 Freedom! Freedom! 1645 01:29:28,271 --> 01:29:31,812 GAVIN [On phone]: Hey, man, hope you're good. 1646 01:29:31,896 --> 01:29:34,729 I think I might have screwed everything up a little bit. 1647 01:29:34,812 --> 01:29:37,104 But it's all right, 'cause... 1648 01:29:39,354 --> 01:29:41,562 We'll make it work out, right? 1649 01:29:42,646 --> 01:29:45,354 Can you just help me work out what I did? 1650 01:29:46,312 --> 01:29:50,646 [Sombre music] 1651 01:29:52,521 --> 01:29:55,521 I'm just a little confused... 1652 01:29:58,646 --> 01:30:00,646 why I'm down here without you. 1653 01:30:10,562 --> 01:30:13,229 It's all... It's all good, man. 1654 01:30:17,521 --> 01:30:18,979 I think. 1655 01:30:21,687 --> 01:30:24,104 I think I'm just gonna stop now. 1656 01:30:32,604 --> 01:30:34,729 [Music fades] 1657 01:30:50,562 --> 01:30:54,646 [Street buzz] 1658 01:30:55,562 --> 01:30:58,021 [Footsteps approach] 1659 01:31:06,396 --> 01:31:09,979 [People chatter] 1660 01:31:18,896 --> 01:31:20,062 So... 1661 01:31:21,562 --> 01:31:22,937 You're looking well. 1662 01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:25,687 [Scottish accent]: Yeah, last couple of months have been better. 1663 01:31:25,771 --> 01:31:27,812 I've been sleeping and I've been eating. 1664 01:31:28,104 --> 01:31:29,979 [She laughs] 1665 01:31:31,187 --> 01:31:33,271 - Oh, my days. - What? 1666 01:31:34,146 --> 01:31:35,271 - What? - Your voice. 1667 01:31:35,354 --> 01:31:39,062 - I've never heard you , you know, not... - Oh. 1668 01:31:40,021 --> 01:31:41,687 Yeah, well, uh... 1669 01:31:42,979 --> 01:31:45,479 [He sighs] 1670 01:31:49,312 --> 01:31:52,521 Are you going to apologise? Is that what I'm doing here? 1671 01:31:52,604 --> 01:31:54,104 I'm going to apologise. 1672 01:31:56,687 --> 01:31:57,854 Tessa, 1673 01:31:58,896 --> 01:32:00,271 I am really sorry. 1674 01:32:07,729 --> 01:32:10,896 - Is that it? What else you got? - Have you been working? 1675 01:32:12,687 --> 01:32:14,812 Am I working? What? We're doing small talk now? 1676 01:32:14,896 --> 01:32:16,604 I'm just scared that you've lost your job, like... 1677 01:32:16,687 --> 01:32:20,229 OK, yeah, I am. I left Neotone. 1678 01:32:20,604 --> 01:32:23,937 Not because of that gaping dickhole Anthony, either. 1679 01:32:24,312 --> 01:32:27,104 I just... left. 1680 01:32:30,812 --> 01:32:33,104 Listen, you know what? I'm gonna go. 1681 01:32:33,187 --> 01:32:34,979 I've got an act sound checking in an hour 1682 01:32:35,062 --> 01:32:37,271 and it's a bad look if the manager's late, so. 1683 01:32:37,354 --> 01:32:38,646 Yeah, I'm out. 1684 01:32:39,229 --> 01:32:42,437 OK. No, totally. Are they good? 1685 01:32:43,729 --> 01:32:44,896 Not as good as you. 1686 01:32:44,979 --> 01:32:46,229 [Laughs] 1687 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,229 Why is that funny? 1688 01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:52,479 You were brilliant. 1689 01:32:53,604 --> 01:32:55,354 That is the saddest thing about all of this. 1690 01:32:55,437 --> 01:32:56,979 Had you been honest with me... 1691 01:32:57,062 --> 01:32:59,604 - Tessa, we tried. - Oh, my God, Gavin. 1692 01:32:59,687 --> 01:33:02,479 We auditioned for Neotone, but we got nowhere. 1693 01:33:02,687 --> 01:33:04,937 They literally laughed in our faces. 1694 01:33:06,104 --> 01:33:09,187 How many auditions did you have as yourselves? 1695 01:33:11,979 --> 01:33:12,896 One. 1696 01:33:13,271 --> 01:33:14,521 One? 1697 01:33:15,771 --> 01:33:17,271 One. 1698 01:33:18,646 --> 01:33:21,146 One knockback and you two start running around 1699 01:33:21,229 --> 01:33:23,771 pretending to be American gangster wankers. 1700 01:33:25,521 --> 01:33:29,146 Dude, I know you've been in a dark place, 1701 01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:31,729 and I know what those people are like, but... 1702 01:33:32,437 --> 01:33:36,646 Whatever they did, the truth is... 1703 01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:42,396 You screwed me, you screwed your friends, 1704 01:33:43,979 --> 01:33:45,687 and you screwed your shot. 1705 01:33:46,062 --> 01:33:47,437 And that is on you. 1706 01:33:51,854 --> 01:33:54,771 Please take care of yourself, OK? 1707 01:34:01,562 --> 01:34:03,354 I really like the accent. 1708 01:34:06,354 --> 01:34:09,896 [Emotional music plays] 1709 01:34:41,271 --> 01:34:42,979 [Phone rings] 1710 01:34:43,062 --> 01:34:46,187 GAVIN: Hey, man, I hear you two are expecting a baby. 1711 01:34:47,229 --> 01:34:49,062 Man, that's... 1712 01:34:49,604 --> 01:34:54,229 That's really wicked, man. Congrats. 1713 01:34:57,271 --> 01:34:59,396 Man, I'm sorry I never called you sooner. 1714 01:35:00,771 --> 01:35:05,229 I'm not going to be here forever. I'm going back down to London. 1715 01:35:06,187 --> 01:35:08,229 The London that is in England. 1716 01:35:11,021 --> 01:35:15,687 I'm performing at the Doghouse tonight. Some new stuff. 1717 01:35:17,229 --> 01:35:20,312 It's not a big deal, though. It's... small. 1718 01:35:21,021 --> 01:35:22,437 Small thing. 1719 01:35:25,896 --> 01:35:27,979 I just wanted to say, I'm really... 1720 01:35:28,062 --> 01:35:29,604 [Call disconnects] 1721 01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:42,187 [Sings]: Now she sits at home feeding the baby, she's all alone 1722 01:35:42,521 --> 01:35:49,896 Turns on TV and guess who she sees Skater boy rocking up MTV 1723 01:35:50,562 --> 01:35:54,187 Calls up her friends, they already know 1724 01:35:54,271 --> 01:35:57,562 And they've all got tickets to see his show 1725 01:35:58,312 --> 01:36:01,896 She tags along and stands in the crowd 1726 01:36:01,979 --> 01:36:06,729 Looks up at the man she turned down 1727 01:36:06,937 --> 01:36:10,062 Because he was a skater boy... [Song continues in background] 1728 01:36:10,146 --> 01:36:11,979 Big turnout. 1729 01:36:12,604 --> 01:36:16,187 [Song continues in background] 1730 01:36:17,646 --> 01:36:21,812 - Are you OK? - Yeah, aye, I'm fine. 1731 01:36:21,896 --> 01:36:24,312 Look, you sure I can't get you something? 1732 01:36:24,396 --> 01:36:26,937 No, no, water's fine, aye. 1733 01:36:28,229 --> 01:36:30,521 I'll clap for you, Gavin. 1734 01:36:31,354 --> 01:36:33,354 Just make sure you go up there and gie it laldy. 1735 01:36:33,437 --> 01:36:34,937 [Song ends, crowd claps] 1736 01:36:35,021 --> 01:36:37,396 HOST: Everyone, let's hear it for Mackenzie! 1737 01:36:37,812 --> 01:36:40,646 Next up, we have Brains Bain! 1738 01:36:41,479 --> 01:36:45,187 Yo, yo, what's up? My name is Brains Bain. It's good to be back in Dundee. 1739 01:36:46,021 --> 01:36:47,979 Some of you know me, some of you don't. 1740 01:36:48,854 --> 01:36:52,146 Yeah, I've got some new material. I'd love to try it tonight. 1741 01:36:52,229 --> 01:36:55,604 So, yeah. DJ, let's go. 1742 01:36:55,687 --> 01:36:58,062 [Upbeat music plays] 1743 01:37:09,687 --> 01:37:11,521 GAVIN: Cut the track. 1744 01:37:12,271 --> 01:37:13,562 [Music stops] 1745 01:37:18,437 --> 01:37:19,521 You alright? 1746 01:37:28,104 --> 01:37:32,521 [Raps]: I t seems I sacrificed it all But what have I got left to show? 1747 01:37:32,979 --> 01:37:35,896 I stand alone, they dim the lights, I watch the curtains close 1748 01:37:35,979 --> 01:37:37,521 I had it and lost it all 1749 01:37:37,604 --> 01:37:40,812 The fall is not what hurts the most What's worse is being left alone 1750 01:37:40,896 --> 01:37:43,812 My presence has become a ghost I chose the path 1751 01:37:43,896 --> 01:37:48,396 I know gradually I lost control, lost myself, lost my friends 1752 01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:50,604 I question if I lost my soul 1753 01:37:50,812 --> 01:37:54,062 If only I had known that the journey really was the goal 1754 01:37:54,146 --> 01:37:57,062 I'd have told myself to be myself and not to let it go 1755 01:37:57,146 --> 01:37:59,312 I turned my back on my beliefs and let the culture down 1756 01:37:59,396 --> 01:38:02,854 I burnt relationships And yeah it hurts, I became the clown 1757 01:38:03,521 --> 01:38:07,646 So do I regret it? Yes. There's no need to wonder now 1758 01:38:11,229 --> 01:38:14,937 If sorrys really worked, I'd say it loud enough 1759 01:38:15,021 --> 01:38:16,021 To turn it around 1760 01:38:19,687 --> 01:38:21,729 I feel proud to take this mask off 1761 01:38:21,812 --> 01:38:26,687 I'm standing here, no character I'm glad this is my last stop 1762 01:38:28,062 --> 01:38:32,521 Can't stop music though It's really all I've got left 1763 01:38:34,687 --> 01:38:36,312 Some people find true love 1764 01:38:37,729 --> 01:38:39,104 But me... 1765 01:38:40,021 --> 01:38:41,396 I know it's not yet 1766 01:38:41,937 --> 01:38:44,021 You two are just weird. 1767 01:38:44,229 --> 01:38:45,937 [Crowd laughs] 1768 01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:50,437 - You gonna sing something or no, Gav? - Hey, yo, DJ, spin that. 1769 01:38:50,896 --> 01:38:52,646 - Yo, my name is Gavin Bain. - [Upbeat music plays] 1770 01:38:52,729 --> 01:38:55,396 I'm from Scotland. I've never been to America. 1771 01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:57,229 And this is my music. 1772 01:38:57,604 --> 01:39:00,854 [Bad American accents]: California. We're from California. 1773 01:39:00,937 --> 01:39:02,729 [Upbeat hip hop music plays] 1774 01:39:15,646 --> 01:39:16,854 Silibil, Brains. 1775 01:39:16,937 --> 01:39:21,062 Both met in the same skate scenes, punk rock scenes and hip hop scenes. 1776 01:39:21,146 --> 01:39:22,812 - Just back in the day. - Two ill emcees. 1777 01:39:31,896 --> 01:39:33,604 Uh, ended up back in London. 1778 01:39:34,437 --> 01:39:37,854 Did one show, there was record company people there. 1779 01:39:37,937 --> 01:39:41,687 We were flat broke by this time, so they offered us a record deal. 1780 01:39:42,396 --> 01:39:47,146 We needed money for booze, so we thought: take the deal, let the good times roll. 1781 01:39:56,896 --> 01:39:58,562 Got a phone call this morning saying, 1782 01:39:58,646 --> 01:40:00,896 come and support D12, which... 1783 01:40:01,437 --> 01:40:03,729 Few thousand people, nothing to worry about! 1784 01:40:10,187 --> 01:40:12,229 [Crowd cheers] 1785 01:40:13,437 --> 01:40:15,521 REAL BRAINS [On mic]: We are out of here. Thank you very much. 1786 01:40:58,687 --> 01:41:00,812 [Rap song plays]