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Sometimes
the smallest actions can unleash

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a series of events that become
vast and unstoppable.

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A butterfly flaps its wings,
a ripple becomes a wave,

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a wave that crashes
on the rock of eternity,

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tearing the fabric of the cosmos
and changing the course of history.

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This is not one of those stories.

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Lee Matthews Junior.

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You know, flash git from town,
weird-looking, sparrow-legged twat.

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You'll never guess what, right?
He's had a few jars, it's Christmas,

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but he decides to take the car out for
a spin when the roads are quiet, see?

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♪ Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ♪

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♪ Jingle all the way ♪

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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪

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♪ Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ♪

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He hits some black ice
over by St Dunstan's there

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and takes out the whole bloody
nativity scene, don't he?

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Mary, Joseph,
even the little baby Jesus!

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He knows he's toast
if he's caught, right,

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so he takes the coward's way out,
calls Daddy for help.

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Dad? Dad!

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Dad, I've really fucked up!

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Now, they know
who the car belongs to,

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so it ain't but a few hours till they
turn up at the big house, is it?

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But Little Lord Fauntleroy's
way too important to go to jail.

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And what with him being
heir apparent to a chicken empire

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and his dad being a big noise
with the local Masons,

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why, they make the whole thing go away.

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Poof!

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Best bit is, they pin it on
some poor sap instead, don't they?

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He got ten months. Ten!

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Of course, it was only a matter of time

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before he came home,

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looking for answers.

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Honda XLR. Solid dirt bike.

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Some people don't like
the Japanese ones.

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They're idiots.

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It's a 2000 but I've done
a complete refurb on it.

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You'd never even know.

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Except I do know, don't I?

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You told me.

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I'll give you 1,200.

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It's worth twice that!

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No. Not with its history it's not.

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Two grand, come on!

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1,400 and a handshake.

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What am I gonna do with a bloody
handshake? It's not American Pickers.

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Meet me in the middle.

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1,450.

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- That's not in the middle.
- Well, it's the middle of 14 and 15.

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But the good news,
it still comes with a handshake.

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Come on. Step into my orifice.

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Here.

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One king's ransom.

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Tell you what,

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I'll throw that in an' all.

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And that ain't none of your
local bush weed neither.

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We're talking medical grade stuff,
like proper hospice shit.

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My supplier. Out of town. Postal only.

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You enjoy that, you message him.

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Tell him I sent you.

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He'll hook you up.

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But keep it on the downlow, eh?

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Said too much already.

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Supposed to be keeping my nose clean.

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It's kinda one of the conditions.

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Oh, aye.

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What did they get you for?

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Driving without insurance, leaving the
scene of a crime, desecrating a grave.

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Serious shit.

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Yeah. Would be if I'd done it.

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You like that, do you?

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All-seeing eye, mate.

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Means I'm switched on. Awakened.

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Heard of the Illuminati?
The Bilderberg Group?

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Like "Da Vinci Code" and that?

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Yeah, he was one of them,
till they chucked him out.

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"They"?

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New World Order.
Puppet masters' puppet masters.

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Shadowy forces controlling all this.

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Not all this,
but like all this! All that.

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Lincolnshire?

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Lincolnshire,

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West Norfolk, anywhere you can imagine.

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All they need's a phone mast
these days

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and they can re-programme
you remotely.

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Beam a cancer straight into your brain.

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Seen it happen.

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I tell you, every war, famine,
financial crash,

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anything you can think of,
"they" engineered it.

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Free will is an illusion, my friend.

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Innocent men like us?

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We're just meat for the grinder.

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I'm not scared.

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You should be.

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I'll find them.

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What if they don't wanna be found?

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I'm good at looking.

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Oh!

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Sweet revenge, eh?

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Do you need a gun?

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Might take me a couple of days
but I could get you a gun.

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Or if it's something more urgent,
a blade maybe?

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- Or a Ninja star? I got a big box of...
- No. No.

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I need answers.

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They took something from me
and I want it back.

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Couldn't give me a lift into town,
could you?

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I can do you one better than that.

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Stupid fucking bike!

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Jayce wasn't the only one
looking for answers.

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Local dickheads Sticks and Vincenzo,
in their natural habitat,

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wrestling with
the big questions of the day.

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Do you want to see
a picture of a monk on fire?

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Uh, yeah.

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Ooh! Fucking hell!

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He's gonna want some
Savlon on that!

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Proper nutters them Buddhist monks.

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This was during 'Nam.
Yanks took one look and said,

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"No, thank you. There is no way we are
fighting them double-hard bastards."

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Threw down their weapons
and went home.

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It's mad, innit?

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Are you listening?

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Thought he was banged up.

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- Must be out.
- He's grown.

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Nah, that's a very small bike.

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Out.

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Go! Get out!

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Shit, man!

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Knobhead!

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- It's good to see you, Jayce!
- Yeah. Clearly.

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- Who was the...?
- Yeah, cross-country runner.

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- Probably lost.
- Oh.

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Get a lot of them round here.
Anyway...

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let me give you the tour of
Casa Del Lee. Come, follow.

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You're not staying at
the big house anymore then?

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Nah. Grew out of that place.

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Well, Dad got remarried and they
thought I should move down here,

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but I'm totally fine with it though.

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Why? What have you heard?
Someone been saying something?

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Uh... no.

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Yeah, I know. Keep it that way.

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Um, as caravans go...

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I don't like that word.

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I prefer to call it
a one-bedroom flat on wheels.

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Plus I got way more space now.
Well, less space but more privacy.

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Well, beside the fact you just
wandered straight in here.

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The gym.

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That's just some stuff in a pile.

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You're welcome to helping yourself
to anything, mate.

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And this bit here...

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Wow! Just use your imagination.

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- What's with the hole?
- Yeah, don't get too close.

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A badger lives down there.

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I reckon I could handle a badger, mate.

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Yeah. Badgers are
the British bear, mate.

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Watched a documentary on them.

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Vicious bastards.

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An apex predator.

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Right. You imagine that
you're some cute little apex

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minding its own business, eating
a fucking strawberry or something.

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Then all of a sudden, one of
them cunts comes bursting out,

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teeth and claws! Crrrr!

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You'd shit your pants.

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You've been gone away too long, Jayce.

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Things have changed.

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The name Lee Matthews Junior...

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well, it means something round here.

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I'm empire building.
Spreading my wings.

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LA, California.

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Honestly, there is
nothing quite like it.

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Cruising in a low rider, making deals
down the Los Santos freeway.

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You been to LA?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well, GTA 5,
but it's well realistic.

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- Mmm.
- Come, sit.

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So was it Maximum Security or...

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Young Offenders.

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Did they segregate you?

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No.

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Yeah, they'd have to segregate me.

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High-value target like myself,
crosshairs on my back.

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Did you escape?

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Obviously not.

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Oh.

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That's the difference
between you and me, mate.

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I suppose there's not much
to do in there except work out.

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Do you do much working out at all or...?

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I see you've bulked up though.

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- Have I?
- Mmm.

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Yeah, well, yeah.

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Maybe a bit.

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It's the Matthews' Method, mate.

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Building mass and kickin' ass.

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I guess you know why I'm here then.

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The car.

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Any idea who took it?

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Car enthusiasts, students,

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seasonal workers with a grudge.
Could have been anyone really.

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- You know what people are like.
- So where is it?

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Thing's a write-off, mate.

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There's value in a wreck,
you know that.

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I mean, the seats alone were
worth a couple of hundred,

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plus the hub caps. I mean...

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We put a lot of work into that, Lee.

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It's all gone.

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Five-O took it, crushed it up, made
an example out of it, didn't they?

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There is nothing left.

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I begged them not to.

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Anyway, water under
a duck's back now, innit?

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I mean, we all want
to know what happened,

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but some questions, they just
don't have the answers, do they?

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Finish it.

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Thanks, mate.

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Anything you need, you give
Lee Matthews Junior a call, all right?

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Cheers.

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Mind you, reception's shite round here.

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Thinking of getting a mast.

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So, is it how they say it is or...?

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What?

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The gangs. The hole.

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The showers.

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What do you mean?

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Never mind.

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Never mind.

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Yeah, there's a sniper
in the watchtower.

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- He's gone.
- Yes! No, it's all right, I've got him.

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Okay, head to the compound.

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- Take out the guards at the entrance.
- Okay.

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- Get your hunting knife out.
- Camera's disabled.

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- Okay, yeah, carry on!
- South entrance?

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Now, follow me round the back,
there's too many out here.

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Okay, I'm going to loot
this building on the way.

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- Have you still got that knife?
- 10-4.

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Yeah? Got it?

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Okay. One to the heart!
One to the neck!

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Stab, stab, stab!

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And they're down!

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Carry on. No, round the back.
I'm going round the back.

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Fuck's sake!
Hwan, you can't drop out now.

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Need to go to bed.

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What do you mean, you need to go to bed?
What time is it in Korea?

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- I'm tired.
- Yeah, well, I'm tired, too.

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We're all tired.

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- All right there, Mr Maddams?
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

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- Still there, Hwan?
- Ambush?

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No, it's just some nosy old bloke
from next door.

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I'm off.

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All right then. Annyeong,
have a good day at school tomorrow.

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Nan, I've got your Wotsits!

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Dad?

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- Can you hear me? Over!
- Dad?

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No, you don't have to say "over".

254
00:15:23,217 --> 00:15:26,383
And... And you don't have to
shout either, you'll wake Jemmy.

255
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,967
Oh, sorry.

256
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,050
What's... what's the matter?
Why are you calling?

257
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,717
You called me!

258
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:34,633
Yeah, 'cause I had 49 missed calls

259
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:38,092
and I thought you might have
had a fall or something.

260
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,217
Or died.

261
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,633
How could I have
called you if I'd died?

262
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,967
I don't know. It's very late here.
Can you please stop shouting?

263
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:51,008
I just wanted to tell you something
funny that happened at work today.

264
00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:53,883
You don't work there anymore.
We've gone through that.

265
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:58,175
I like to check in with the lads.
It's good for morale.

266
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,842
Let me set the scene.

267
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,050
Rotterdam shipment.
Always a problem with those.

268
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,842
It said on the manifest, 300 units.

269
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,092
But Dangerous Dave
said he'd been thinking.

270
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:12,300
And I said, "You don't want
to be doing that, mate,

271
00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:14,258
remember what happened last time?"

272
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,383
It's a little joke I like
to have with him

273
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:20,050
on account of him
being a bit slow on the uptake.

274
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,758
Some of the lads even call him Turbo.

275
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,967
Oh, I think the screen's frozen.

276
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,842
Oh, no, I'm still here, Dad.

277
00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:31,592
Did I tell you about Douglas?

278
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,967
His wife ran off with some lad
from Senegal that she met on eBay.

279
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,967
Devastated he was.

280
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:43,092
Still, he's having his drive done,
so swings and roundabouts.

281
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:46,883
I think you need to, um,
go out and meet more people.

282
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,092
I've met more than enough people,
thank you.

283
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,050
Get... Get a little job or something,
you know, like we talked about.

284
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,508
Back to bed, Jemmy!

285
00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:56,175
- Who's that?
- It's Grandad.

286
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:59,217
I can see up his nose!
And why is it so hairy?

287
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,967
She's grown.

288
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,633
Yeah, kids do that.

289
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,508
I don't like Grandad!

290
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:07,925
Can I say hello?

291
00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:11,175
Dad, no!
It's two o'clock in the bloody morning!

292
00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,383
Care work?

293
00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:36,508
Uh, no.

294
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,842
Um, foreign languages?

295
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,008
Mm-mm.

296
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:41,800
It's just a formality.

297
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,258
You checking I've got arms and legs?

298
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:45,467
Oh, no, we don't discriminate.

299
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,300
What, even for pushing trolleys?

300
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:48,758
Especially for pushing trolleys.

301
00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:51,300
If the government says you're
fit to work, you're fit to work.

302
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,133
And what are you, 80?

303
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:55,050
No, 67.

304
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:58,300
Exactly. Still got miles left in you.
Silver service?

305
00:17:58,925 --> 00:18:00,133
- Mm.
- No.

306
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,300
Telesales?

307
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,217
Door work?

308
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,799
I'll put that down as a "no", shall I?

309
00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:09,799
Uh, word processing?

310
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,717
Typing.

311
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,092
Yeah. Why not?

312
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,050
- Words per minute?
- Um...

313
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,717
Fifteen.

314
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,258
Depending on the words.

315
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:25,799
Right.

316
00:18:25,842 --> 00:18:29,925
So, just a phone number from you then,
Mr Maddams, and then we're all set.

317
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,675
Oh my God! Meg.

318
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:44,550
Meg! Meg, Meg! Come in here!

319
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,799
Come in here! Come in here
and have a look at this.

320
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,550
Have a look at this relic!

321
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,758
Oh... Look!

322
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,925
Fucking hell.

323
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:54,050
No, no. No, not him, the phone.

324
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,425
Fucking hell!

325
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:58,467
Someone call The Antiques Roadshow!

326
00:18:58,550 --> 00:19:00,633
What, do you use that
to ring the dinosaurs?

327
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,717
Here you are, let's have a picture!

328
00:19:05,175 --> 00:19:06,758
Nice.

329
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,717
Looks like it runs on steam power
that, don't it?

330
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,175
Where you dig up that fossil up,
Phonehenge?

331
00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:15,633
It looks like it's from the...
the Phone Age!

332
00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,717
Well, that don't work, does it?

333
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,175
'Cause like Phonehenge works

334
00:19:21,258 --> 00:19:23,800
'cause you can imagine them all stacked
up on top of each other and that,

335
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:26,550
but I mean, we're basically
in the Phone Age, aren't we,

336
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,758
so you fucked it.

337
00:19:29,717 --> 00:19:31,758
Anyway, you might want to
cas' it up a bit next time.

338
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,175
Look like you're going
to a funeral.

339
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,300
Actually, can I get another picture,
but this time

340
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,592
can you look even more
old and pathetic?

341
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:40,633
Yeah, nice.

342
00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:42,383
Just like that!

343
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,258
Oh! Yeah, sick.

344
00:19:44,342 --> 00:19:46,342
Classic. Love it.

345
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,092
Ah!

346
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:50,925
It's like The Walking Dead in there!

347
00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:56,675
Uh, telesales?

348
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,258
All right, lads? How's school?

349
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:01,675
Any good? Good? Good? Good?

350
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,717
All right. This is your finest.

351
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,092
Lee Matthews.

352
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:07,342
Good stuff.

353
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:11,133
I'll take that off you. Have a good one.
See you in a bit.

354
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:14,967
How we doing?

355
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:17,175
Dugga-dugga-dugga!

356
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,050
You what?

357
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,342
Uzi, nine millimetre.

358
00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:23,592
I don't see no Uzi, mate.

359
00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:26,467
That's the point. You wouldn't
till it was too late.

360
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:27,550
Then bang!

361
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,258
I'd shoot you right between the head.

362
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,758
See you later.

363
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,758
Remember, yeah, if that
had have been a real Uzi,

364
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,425
you squits would have been
proper dead by now!

365
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:40,008
D-E-D. Dead.

366
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:43,092
Stay out of trouble, yeah? Peace.

367
00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:47,300
Chicken, lads?

368
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:48,550
Have a good one.

369
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,008
I don't give a shit, mate.
I don't give a shit.

370
00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:51,467
- I'm in charge, mate.
- No, you're not in charge.

371
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,925
This should be 50/50 and it's not.

372
00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:55,550
- What do you mean, it's 50/50?
- You said I could give him the money.

373
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,425
- That was the deal.
- "That was the deal"!

374
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,258
- You're a knob.
- Your mum's a knob.

375
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,675
I told you, don't talk about my mum!

376
00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,883
And you, you're king of the knobs.

377
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,425
You wear a crown of knobs,
sit on a knob throne,

378
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:09,508
holding a big old knob
in your hand and smiling!

379
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:25,758
Yaaaah!

380
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,133
Cockfinger!

381
00:21:29,842 --> 00:21:32,258
Stop talking
about knobs, you dicks!

382
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,008
Fuck's sake!

383
00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:45,967
Which one's the hardest?

384
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:47,008
Eh?

385
00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:51,092
If you saw these on top of that hill,
which one would shit you up the most?

386
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:53,050
I've no idea, mate.

387
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,383
Look harder.

388
00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:56,425
That one?

389
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,092
Wrong. It's this one.

390
00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:03,133
We're getting a mast, 5G, hot as shit.

391
00:22:03,217 --> 00:22:04,842
And it's one of them ones
that looks like a tree.

392
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,217
What do you mean,
it looks like a tree?

393
00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:10,092
It's a phone mast
that looks like a tree.

394
00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,217
I don't get it.

395
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,758
Remember that comb I had that
looked like a flick-knife?

396
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,925
It's... It's a bit like that.

397
00:22:19,592 --> 00:22:21,758
So it flicks up?

398
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:26,175
- Maybe.
- I can't see!

399
00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:28,175
Yeah, that could be good.

400
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,717
I'm still in the research stage.

401
00:22:34,425 --> 00:22:36,008
Vincenzo did it again!

402
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,799
Special delivery!

403
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,050
Ah!

404
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,217
Paula. Where's your nan?

405
00:23:06,675 --> 00:23:07,675
Nan?

406
00:23:08,217 --> 00:23:10,342
Rosemary. Where is she?

407
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,508
Oh, she's not here anymore.

408
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:15,508
Do what?

409
00:23:16,258 --> 00:23:17,508
She's gone.

410
00:23:19,592 --> 00:23:20,842
Moved on.

411
00:23:21,592 --> 00:23:24,925
Oh, God! That's terrible news!

412
00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:27,008
She's in a better place now.

413
00:23:27,092 --> 00:23:30,425
Oh, I'm so sorry. When did this happen?

414
00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:33,217
Yesterday.

415
00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,967
If it's any consolation,
she wanted to go.

416
00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:39,342
That's very philosophical of you.

417
00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:41,175
I'm a very philosophical person.

418
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,258
Wait! Wait a sec! Sorry!

419
00:23:48,342 --> 00:23:50,592
- She's not...
- She isn't?

420
00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:53,300
- No, she's gone up to Shady Pines.
- Oh.

421
00:23:53,383 --> 00:23:54,675
Can't look after herself anymore.

422
00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:57,342
Oh! Cocking blimey! Idiot!

423
00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:03,342
Look, uh, Paula.

424
00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:07,133
- Sorry for, um...
- Don't be, I needed a laugh.

425
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,799
What was it you wanted?

426
00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:25,799
From chicken farm
to slaughterhouse,

427
00:24:25,842 --> 00:24:27,717
haulage firm to rest home,

428
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,592
the ill-gotten gains
of a business empire.

429
00:24:31,217 --> 00:24:33,550
And that was just
the legitimate action.

430
00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:38,383
Dogs, bare-knuckle boxing,
cock fights - the Matthews ran it all.

431
00:24:39,342 --> 00:24:42,008
What chance did Jayce
have against The Man?

432
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:48,300
Little did he know, but his fortunes
were about to change.

433
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:52,092
Jeez! Stop going on about
prison, why don't you?

434
00:24:52,175 --> 00:24:53,799
It's nothing to be proud of.

435
00:24:54,342 --> 00:24:56,758
Were you somebody's bitch?
I always thought you'd make a great...

436
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,925
- bitch.
- Shut up!

437
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,799
I don't mean to be rude, mate, but...

438
00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,008
is there a reason
you smell like cat food?

439
00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:07,383
Is that a prison thing or...?

440
00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:08,799
I'm working the meats.

441
00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:12,633
Dad's drinking again.

442
00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:18,717
Two pairs of gloves and my hands
still smell like a butcher's apron.

443
00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:22,800
The guys I work with, they say,

444
00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:26,175
"Jason, the smell is always the smell.

445
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:31,300
You are doing evil work.
Evil work, evil smell.

446
00:25:31,925 --> 00:25:33,799
This is the price we must pay.

447
00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:36,425
God does not exist in that building."

448
00:25:38,258 --> 00:25:40,925
Must be some trick to get rid of it.
'Cause that is minging!

449
00:25:41,008 --> 00:25:43,008
No trick, only acceptance.

450
00:25:43,092 --> 00:25:44,258
Mmm.

451
00:25:45,508 --> 00:25:46,550
Very Zen.

452
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,300
Yeah.

453
00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:50,799
Well, on the plus side.

454
00:25:54,258 --> 00:25:55,758
Perk of the job.

455
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,799
What is it? Pork?

456
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,550
Lamb? Chicken?

457
00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,217
Yes.

458
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,675
Ugh!

459
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,967
Are you busy tomorrow?

460
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,342
Nan's neighbour,
the nosy old bloke,

461
00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:17,717
says he's got something
that belongs to her.

462
00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:20,675
- What, a big black dildo?
- Fuck off, Jayce! No!

463
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:22,758
Jesus! Don't say things like that.

464
00:26:23,383 --> 00:26:25,633
- And why's it have to be black?
- Racialist.

465
00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,133
- Ever hear anything?
- About?

466
00:26:30,217 --> 00:26:32,342
The car. Why I got put away?

467
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:36,175
Oh, that. Yeah, the whole town
was talking about you.

468
00:26:36,258 --> 00:26:39,592
There was a letter-writing campaign.
The One Show came sniffing about.

469
00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:40,967
Proper media splash.

470
00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,050
Really?

471
00:26:43,008 --> 00:26:44,967
Oh, not really.

472
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:48,133
Probably best put it behind you.
Water under the, you know, thing.

473
00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:49,925
Yeah, that's what Lee said.

474
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:51,550
You saw Lee?

475
00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:52,592
Yeah, why?

476
00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:54,883
No reason.

477
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:01,092
So I can count on you for tomorrow?

478
00:27:04,508 --> 00:27:05,633
Don't be late!

479
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,300
He's late.

480
00:27:19,383 --> 00:27:21,217
Five minutes.

481
00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:24,967
Punctuality's a sign of good character.

482
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:39,258
Kev, Jayce.

483
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:42,508
He smells of meat
but you'll get used to it.

484
00:27:42,592 --> 00:27:43,675
All right?

485
00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:44,883
You're late.

486
00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:57,967
Her nan asked me to look after them.

487
00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,050
Thought they might be
worth something.

488
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,383
Two and a half grand.

489
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:10,467
Judging from the smell,
which was his first mistake,

490
00:28:11,883 --> 00:28:13,508
this a strain of White Widow.

491
00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:18,300
Street value ten pounds per gram.
28 grams per ounce.

492
00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:22,508
Each one producing
a yield of, say, nine ounces.

493
00:28:23,383 --> 00:28:26,133
You're looking at roughly
two and a half grand here.

494
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,425
Two and a half grand
for each individual plant.

495
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:37,842
Would be better if, you know...
they were actually dried.

496
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,175
What, you mean, like this?

497
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:44,300
Well, they keep growing, don't they?

498
00:28:44,383 --> 00:28:46,508
I had to do something with them.

499
00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:49,258
Luckily my wife owned
a lot of Tupperware.

500
00:28:49,342 --> 00:28:51,300
She used to batch cook.

501
00:28:51,883 --> 00:28:53,425
There's more?

502
00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:10,550
Holy shit!

503
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,383
- I've died and gone to heaven!
- Ah, perhaps.

504
00:29:14,467 --> 00:29:16,633
But it's taking up precious
freezer space.

505
00:29:17,425 --> 00:29:18,967
I didn't want to just
chuck it away though

506
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,133
'cause it's not really mine, is it?

507
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,800
Besides, it's not like I could
take it down the dump.

508
00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:25,425
Questions would be asked.

509
00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:27,799
They're very strict at the dump.

510
00:29:27,842 --> 00:29:30,758
Plus Neighbourhood Watch
have got eyes everywhere.

511
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800
Kevin!

512
00:29:32,342 --> 00:29:35,217
Noticed any unusual activity
next door?

513
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,800
Can't be too careful.

514
00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:40,799
Squatters get a sniff of
an empty property,

515
00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:45,050
before you know it, there's
a crack house on your doorstep!

516
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:47,217
I made a stab at trying to sell it.

517
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:48,800
Hello.

518
00:29:48,883 --> 00:29:50,967
- Paedo!
- Paedo!

519
00:29:52,175 --> 00:29:54,425
Yeah, I'm not sure
I've got the right look.

520
00:29:55,342 --> 00:29:56,508
What, and I have?

521
00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,133
That's not what I meant.

522
00:29:58,217 --> 00:30:00,300
Everyone look at the black kid,
why don't you?

523
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,425
It's because you're the ex-con.

524
00:30:02,508 --> 00:30:04,925
- Still made the assumption.
- Well, he's not going to do it, is he?

525
00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:07,800
Would you buy drugs off some
80-year-old bloke in a cardigan?

526
00:30:07,883 --> 00:30:09,425
I'm 67!

527
00:30:13,217 --> 00:30:14,675
Think I've upset him.

528
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,842
Am I a racist?

529
00:30:16,925 --> 00:30:18,799
It's so hard to tell these days.

530
00:30:19,342 --> 00:30:20,883
It really isn't.

531
00:30:31,383 --> 00:30:33,300
Been out of jail less than a week.

532
00:30:34,675 --> 00:30:36,300
Supposed to be staying out of trouble.

533
00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:41,633
I think the universe has other ideas.

534
00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:41,717
Your mum!

535
00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:51,300
- What?
- Your mum's here.

536
00:31:52,342 --> 00:31:53,925
She's not my mum.

537
00:31:54,842 --> 00:31:55,925
Stash?

538
00:31:58,633 --> 00:32:01,967
Tell her to step into my office
and... warm down, lads.

539
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,883
Grab yourselves an egg
and don't forget to stretch it out.

540
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,633
Well, I must have taken
a wrong turning somewhere,

541
00:32:09,717 --> 00:32:12,300
because there was I thinking
Muscle Beach was in LA.

542
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,258
What's happened to him?

543
00:32:17,342 --> 00:32:18,799
Got cockfingered.

544
00:32:20,258 --> 00:32:22,092
I'm afraid I don't know what that is.

545
00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:28,550
Phoar!

546
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,258
His mum's fit.

547
00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,175
She's not his mum.

548
00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:36,258
Don't care, she's still fit.

549
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:39,925
I wish my mum was fit.

550
00:32:41,217 --> 00:32:42,799
Tie or no tie?

551
00:32:42,842 --> 00:32:44,758
I'd feel naked without a tie.

552
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,425
That's not an image
I'm comfortable with.

553
00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:49,133
First impressions. Kev. We don't
want him getting the wrong idea.

554
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,300
Look, the man's a drug dealer.

555
00:32:51,925 --> 00:32:55,258
Uh, please put that down.
That was a retirement gift!

556
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,967
Weren't very popular, were you?

557
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,175
Hilarious.

558
00:32:58,258 --> 00:32:59,342
Is it ironic?

559
00:32:59,425 --> 00:33:00,799
It's brass, I think.

560
00:33:01,425 --> 00:33:03,008
"To Trev."

561
00:33:03,092 --> 00:33:04,050
Kev.

562
00:33:04,133 --> 00:33:06,133
- It says Trev.
- That was a mistake.

563
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:07,675
I'll say.

564
00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:10,342
Cash Converters offered me
money for this, I'll have you know.

565
00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:12,799
They said it was a lovely piece,

566
00:33:12,842 --> 00:33:17,133
but that they explained that the market
for Argos-era Louis Quatorze

567
00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:20,258
engraved with the name "Trev"
is a bit sluggish at the moment.

568
00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:24,050
What they really wanted was egg boxes.

569
00:33:24,717 --> 00:33:26,175
Egg boxes?

570
00:33:26,258 --> 00:33:28,883
I've absolutely
no idea why.

571
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:29,717
Hmm.

572
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,300
All them years
you worked for the Matthews?

573
00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:33,008
Mmm. Man and boy.

574
00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:34,675
Can't even imagine 40 years.

575
00:33:34,758 --> 00:33:38,633
Yeah? Well, it'll creep up on you
soon enough, mark my words.

576
00:33:40,717 --> 00:33:42,550
X-Boxes!

577
00:33:45,008 --> 00:33:46,133
Who's this?

578
00:33:46,217 --> 00:33:49,383
That's Jemimah, my granddaughter.
Sweet, in't she?

579
00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:50,633
Adorable.

580
00:33:50,717 --> 00:33:52,633
Yeah, I hope to meet her someday.

581
00:33:55,675 --> 00:33:57,842
You've never met your own granddaughter?

582
00:33:57,925 --> 00:33:59,758
She's coming on.
Just... Yeah, you're fine.

583
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,133
- There she is, yeah.
- All right then.

584
00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:02,050
Dad?

585
00:34:02,133 --> 00:34:03,842
Good day, cobber!

586
00:34:04,550 --> 00:34:05,967
Do you know what time it is?

587
00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:10,842
It's 7:00pm local time,
if my calculations are correct.

588
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:14,050
They are! I'm impressed.

589
00:34:15,217 --> 00:34:16,842
I've been on the internet.

590
00:34:16,925 --> 00:34:19,592
I've been doing some research
into flights.

591
00:34:19,675 --> 00:34:20,800
Really?

592
00:34:20,883 --> 00:34:22,383
It's 20 hours...

593
00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:24,050
but there's a stopover.

594
00:34:24,675 --> 00:34:26,717
There is. It's Singapore.

595
00:34:26,799 --> 00:34:29,217
Oh, it's great.
They even have a waterfall.

596
00:34:29,799 --> 00:34:31,383
Did she say waterfall?

597
00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:35,883
You're being really weird.
What's going on, Dad? Are you dying?

598
00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:38,425
Never felt more alive.

599
00:34:40,008 --> 00:34:42,300
Well, I can't believe you remembered.

600
00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:45,300
Oh, your screen's frozen.

601
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,633
Oh, you didn't remember.

602
00:34:50,050 --> 00:34:52,217
Your own granddaughter's birthday.

603
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,425
Um... Of course I remembered!

604
00:34:56,508 --> 00:34:59,133
Who forgets their
granddaughter's birthday?

605
00:35:00,217 --> 00:35:02,800
Quite soon... isn't it?

606
00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:05,383
It's very soon, yeah. Hmm.

607
00:35:05,467 --> 00:35:06,717
Yeah, well...

608
00:35:07,758 --> 00:35:10,008
Coming over now might be a bit tricky.

609
00:35:10,092 --> 00:35:12,633
I've, um, got a job.

610
00:35:13,175 --> 00:35:14,217
A job?

611
00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:16,717
Like we discussed.

612
00:35:16,799 --> 00:35:20,133
And, uh, I've been meeting people.

613
00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,883
Oh, what kind of job is this?

614
00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:24,550
No, go on, Dad. No, you should tell me.
No, I want to know.

615
00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:26,925
This job that's so important that

616
00:35:27,008 --> 00:35:28,799
you can't come and
meet you own granddaughter.

617
00:35:28,842 --> 00:35:31,967
Well, you know the old lady next-door?

618
00:35:36,799 --> 00:35:38,550
Uh, the screen's frozen.

619
00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:44,633
Did she say waterfall?

620
00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:47,550
Shut up, Jayce.

621
00:35:57,675 --> 00:35:58,842
Little Chef?

622
00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:00,425
That's what he said.

623
00:36:00,508 --> 00:36:03,425
- Little Chef - what is that?
- Restaurant.

624
00:36:03,508 --> 00:36:07,300
Yeah, I know what it is,
but what does it mean? Is it drug code?

625
00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:10,217
Again, I don't like the way you
look at me when you ask that.

626
00:36:10,675 --> 00:36:11,967
You're in my eyeline.

627
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:14,758
It's just somewhere to meet, Kev.
Stop being suspicious.

628
00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:18,133
- Seatbelts!
- We're in the back, Grandad.

629
00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:21,967
There's nothing "Grandaddy"
about The Highway Code.

630
00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:23,925
If I were to slam the brakes on,

631
00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:26,133
you two would go flying
through the windscreen.

632
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,675
And then I've lost my no claims bonus!

633
00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:54,383
Come on.

634
00:36:55,175 --> 00:36:57,925
Just for one day
you're not Kev Maddams.

635
00:37:01,383 --> 00:37:03,050
You're Clint Eastwood.

636
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:07,092
Are you talking to me?

637
00:37:08,258 --> 00:37:09,592
Are you talking...

638
00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:11,175
Let us out!

639
00:37:11,258 --> 00:37:12,258
Pardon?

640
00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:14,758
You've got the child locks on.
Let us out!

641
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,717
Wind the window down.
I can't hear you over all the traffic!

642
00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:20,217
You've got
the child lock on.

643
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:21,925
Let us out!

644
00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:26,842
Oh! I couldn't hear you.
Besides, I had the child lock on.

645
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:54,550
What have you come as?

646
00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:56,550
This is my interview suit.

647
00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:58,717
This ain't a job interview, Kev.

648
00:37:58,799 --> 00:38:00,799
I wanted to look professional.

649
00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:04,092
Well, not professional,
but, you know, serious.

650
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,633
Why have you got your barbecue shirt on?

651
00:38:06,717 --> 00:38:09,300
Well, I looked too serious, didn't I?

652
00:38:09,925 --> 00:38:14,758
I don't want this bloke thinking I'm a
policeman so I've casualled it up a bit.

653
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,342
You don't look like a policeman, Kev.

654
00:38:16,425 --> 00:38:17,925
Ah, thank you, Jason.

655
00:38:18,008 --> 00:38:20,592
You look like a sex tourist.

656
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:26,925
That's right.
You two act the giddy goat!

657
00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:28,383
Ha-ha-ha!

658
00:38:35,425 --> 00:38:37,467
I'm having
a raspberry milkshake.

659
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:39,467
Don't see them many places.

660
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:40,883
He's late.

661
00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:45,550
Stop looking at the door.
You're making me nervous.

662
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:48,425
There's one with a Mars Bar in it.
Don't know how I feel about that.

663
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:53,967
Our whole plan hinges on this meeting
and all he can talk about is milkshakes!

664
00:38:54,050 --> 00:38:56,425
He's a drug dealer, Kev.
He doesn't have to be punctual.

665
00:38:57,217 --> 00:39:00,008
Well, I think it shows
a lack of respect.

666
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,175
He's a drug dealer, Kev.
He doesn't have to be respectful.

667
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,550
Well, I don't like the sound of
this man one little bit.

668
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,550
Uh, we need
a little bit more time, thanks.

669
00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:12,799
I don't. I'll have a raspberry
milkshake, please.

670
00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:14,592
Uh, we're waiting for someone.

671
00:39:15,258 --> 00:39:16,799
Mr Green, perchance?

672
00:39:16,842 --> 00:39:18,550
Shit it! We've been rumbled!

673
00:39:19,092 --> 00:39:22,300
Uh... Look, officer, we've not
even done anything wrong yet.

674
00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:24,675
Not that we were going to.

675
00:39:24,758 --> 00:39:26,883
Relax, I'm Mr Green.

676
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,217
Well, in that case, you're late.

677
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,758
Full English with extra bacon?

678
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,133
Oh, that's me.

679
00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:39,925
What a treat!

680
00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:42,633
My wife would kill me
if she could see me eating this.

681
00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:45,800
I'm supposed to be watching
my cholesterol. Hmm-mm!

682
00:39:48,925 --> 00:39:51,217
Before we go any further, Mr Green,

683
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:54,508
I feel you should know that
I have in my possession a gun.

684
00:39:55,842 --> 00:39:58,758
Um, should you try any funny business.

685
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,133
Kev!

686
00:40:00,217 --> 00:40:01,799
He doesn't have a gun.

687
00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,050
Why did he just say he did then?

688
00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:04,883
Too much TV. Just ignore him.

689
00:40:05,508 --> 00:40:08,175
- Oh! Is that why he's dressed...
- Yes.

690
00:40:08,258 --> 00:40:09,758
Okay. And the shades?

691
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,883
They're not shades,
they're prescription transitions.

692
00:40:13,967 --> 00:40:16,300
They go like this when it's sunny.

693
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,092
We're inside.

694
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:22,258
Yeah, well, they were cheap.

695
00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:25,425
Look, I'm sorry,
I didn't catch your name.

696
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,967
No real names!

697
00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:30,967
Call me Clint.

698
00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:35,425
Okay. Clint, do you really have a gun?

699
00:40:38,717 --> 00:40:39,758
No.

700
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,050
That's a relief.

701
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:46,550
Now, look, I've in this business
the best part of 20 years.

702
00:40:46,633 --> 00:40:50,883
And in all that time I've not had
one single instance of violence.

703
00:40:50,967 --> 00:40:55,300
It's not how I do business and it's not
who I care to do business with.

704
00:40:55,383 --> 00:40:59,467
I go home at night to my wife
and family with my head held high.

705
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:01,217
And do you know why?

706
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:05,592
Because I'm very good at my job
and I've built up a loyal customer base.

707
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,342
I'm proud of it, okay.

708
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:09,467
Bunch of junkies.

709
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,799
No, no, no. Sorry, I'm going to
have to pick you up on that!

710
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:14,050
A lot of my clients are dealing
with chronic pain.

711
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:16,717
Pain that my product helps alleviate.

712
00:41:16,799 --> 00:41:19,967
I'm talking MS, ME, arthritis...

713
00:41:20,925 --> 00:41:22,633
a lot of palliative care.

714
00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:25,592
You might not believe me,
but I deal with a lot of hospices.

715
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,050
All unofficial, of course,

716
00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:31,758
but until the NHS steps in
to provide access to this medicine,

717
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,967
I'm providing an essential service.

718
00:41:35,383 --> 00:41:37,675
So all this gun talk, Clint,

719
00:41:37,758 --> 00:41:39,425
frankly, it's not on.

720
00:41:40,883 --> 00:41:43,133
- Say sorry, Kev.
- Clint!

721
00:41:43,799 --> 00:41:46,092
He's a big boy. I'm not saying sorry.

722
00:41:46,175 --> 00:41:47,633
Kev!

723
00:41:47,717 --> 00:41:48,883
Clint!

724
00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:51,717
Oh...

725
00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:53,758
All right.

726
00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:59,467
I'm sorry, Mr Green, if I offended you.

727
00:42:00,842 --> 00:42:02,508
Apology accepted.

728
00:42:07,799 --> 00:42:09,217
Ah!

729
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,383
Good sausage.

730
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,508
Mark of a good breakfast that.

731
00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:15,092
Get the sausage right,
you're onto a winner.

732
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,800
I'm not going to lie,
this hasn't started well.

733
00:42:27,342 --> 00:42:30,758
Pretending to have a gun,
all that kind of stuff. It's silly.

734
00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:33,799
Clearly none of you
have done this before.

735
00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:35,467
Which is totally fine.

736
00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:38,133
Don't be nervous.
Everyone has to start somewhere.

737
00:42:40,467 --> 00:42:42,550
We're gonna navigate our way
through this together.

738
00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:46,717
You keep providing me with good product
and I'll give you a fair price.

739
00:42:47,258 --> 00:42:50,467
I always pay on receipt of the goods.
Everything above board.

740
00:42:51,342 --> 00:42:55,008
And we only deal with each other.
No middlemen.

741
00:42:55,092 --> 00:42:56,550
Or women.

742
00:42:56,633 --> 00:42:59,925
Or women, exactly.
And thank you for picking me up on that.

743
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:03,508
Good relationships are built on trust.

744
00:43:04,550 --> 00:43:06,883
Now, do you have a sample for me?

745
00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,883
Nice tight buds.

746
00:43:32,592 --> 00:43:35,300
Right. Now for the real test.

747
00:43:36,008 --> 00:43:37,467
I shall return.

748
00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:45,050
"I have in my possession a gun."

749
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,133
Piss off!

750
00:44:04,092 --> 00:44:06,258
How long does it take
to smoke half a joint?

751
00:44:06,342 --> 00:44:07,467
Don't know.

752
00:44:16,925 --> 00:44:18,508
I'll take everything you have.

753
00:44:30,717 --> 00:44:31,883
What a nice man.

754
00:44:31,967 --> 00:44:34,133
Did you see the way he polished
off those pancakes?

755
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,050
A little too nice, if you ask me.

756
00:44:38,758 --> 00:44:41,383
At the end of the day,
he's a drug dealer,

757
00:44:41,467 --> 00:44:43,800
and drug dealers are criminals.

758
00:44:43,883 --> 00:44:45,633
Aren't we drug dealers now?

759
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,508
- That's... That's different.
- How?

760
00:44:49,008 --> 00:44:51,758
I don't know but, you know, it just is.

761
00:44:52,967 --> 00:44:55,508
You can't trust somebody
like that Mr Green.

762
00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:56,799
How can...

763
00:44:57,258 --> 00:44:59,467
Can you roll down the window, please?

764
00:45:00,592 --> 00:45:01,925
What did I tell you?

765
00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,133
Be ready, everyone.

766
00:45:04,799 --> 00:45:06,967
All that talking, I forgot to
give you the money.

767
00:45:07,050 --> 00:45:08,508
What a dingbat!

768
00:45:09,925 --> 00:45:10,925
Oh...

769
00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:13,675
It's all there. Count it if you want?

770
00:45:13,758 --> 00:45:16,050
No, it's all right. We trust you.

771
00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:19,799
It's really nice to meet you all.

772
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:21,383
Yeah.

773
00:45:22,633 --> 00:45:25,175
Here, Clint, I'm sorry we got off
on the wrong foot.

774
00:45:25,258 --> 00:45:27,550
I... I shouldn't have
lost my temper like that.

775
00:45:27,633 --> 00:45:30,883
You're new to this and I should've
been more understanding.

776
00:45:31,925 --> 00:45:33,800
Anyway, drive safely.

777
00:45:34,799 --> 00:45:36,300
I'll be in touch.

778
00:45:39,592 --> 00:45:42,508
Yeah, Kev, definitely
untrustworthy that one.

779
00:45:49,675 --> 00:45:50,592
Eh?

780
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:05,217
Jayce.

781
00:46:06,383 --> 00:46:07,758
What's he up to?

782
00:46:08,342 --> 00:46:09,883
We'd better tell Lee, hadn't we?

783
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:15,175
Yesterday's man. With the trees.
What is it with the fucking trees?

784
00:46:15,258 --> 00:46:16,675
Trees are shit!

785
00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:27,508
Lee Matthews Junior
awoke from his chicken nap

786
00:46:27,592 --> 00:46:30,467
at the wheel of his 3 Series
in a lay-by off the A16.

787
00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:32,300
5G!

788
00:46:36,883 --> 00:46:38,050
Mmm.

789
00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:45,342
These pleasant green fields were once
witness to a minor Civil War skirmish

790
00:46:45,425 --> 00:46:48,508
in which three people were
blown apart by their own cannon.

791
00:46:48,592 --> 00:46:49,799
Horrible.

792
00:46:51,258 --> 00:46:53,008
The site is now a business park.

793
00:46:58,633 --> 00:47:02,133
But another kind of business
was on Lee's mind that morning;

794
00:47:02,217 --> 00:47:04,550
the business of expansion.

795
00:47:09,467 --> 00:47:11,217
- Where are the big ones?
- The...?

796
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,883
Trees. The big fuckers.

797
00:47:12,967 --> 00:47:14,258
These are all trees.

798
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,842
No. I want a proper tree.

799
00:47:17,925 --> 00:47:20,383
Not this midget Japanese gonzo shit.

800
00:47:20,467 --> 00:47:23,425
Oh, well, this is a sapling
and it will grow into a tree.

801
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:25,675
Nice. How long?

802
00:47:25,758 --> 00:47:26,925
Uh, about 30 years.

803
00:47:27,967 --> 00:47:29,550
I ain't got that long.

804
00:47:29,633 --> 00:47:31,258
You got any faster ones?

805
00:47:31,342 --> 00:47:32,342
No.

806
00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:46,799
I want to see me dad.

807
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:48,967
For what?

808
00:48:49,050 --> 00:48:51,050
- Business.
- What business?

809
00:48:51,133 --> 00:48:53,008
Family business. We're getting a tree.

810
00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,842
That's a very small tree, Lee!

811
00:48:56,925 --> 00:48:58,675
It's just a photo!

812
00:48:58,758 --> 00:49:01,300
The real one's much bigger
and it's made of metal as well.

813
00:49:01,383 --> 00:49:03,758
Oh, you're not still going on
about that idiot mast?

814
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,633
It's called progress, actually.

815
00:49:05,717 --> 00:49:08,550
You should look it up in a dictionary.
Now, can I see him?

816
00:49:08,633 --> 00:49:12,008
No, he's having a sleep.
Just tugged him off.

817
00:49:16,383 --> 00:49:20,717
I'll tell him all about your tree but
you need to do something for me.

818
00:49:20,799 --> 00:49:21,925
What's that?

819
00:49:22,008 --> 00:49:23,592
Can you smell fish?

820
00:49:23,675 --> 00:49:25,592
I can smell all different
types of things.

821
00:49:25,675 --> 00:49:26,967
Why do you want me
to smell a fish?

822
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:29,008
No, he pool. It stinks.

823
00:49:29,092 --> 00:49:30,300
Probably the filter.

824
00:49:31,383 --> 00:49:33,842
Gets clogged with skin and hair,
or could be the stack.

825
00:49:33,925 --> 00:49:35,925
Or might even be a squirrel,
that happened once.

826
00:49:36,008 --> 00:49:37,508
Oh, lovely!

827
00:49:38,717 --> 00:49:40,508
Take a look now, I suppose.

828
00:49:41,175 --> 00:49:42,633
Do this for your mother?

829
00:49:43,175 --> 00:49:44,300
You're not my mum.

830
00:49:59,717 --> 00:50:01,425
Oh, for fuck's sake!

831
00:50:05,342 --> 00:50:07,758
Your friend keeps asking questions.

832
00:50:09,133 --> 00:50:11,217
So now I'm going to ask you a question.

833
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,300
Can we trust you to take care of it?

834
00:50:18,842 --> 00:50:22,383
Lee and Jayce had been
best friends since the age of seven.

835
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:27,300
Of course, it's not easy thing to do
to betray your best friend,

836
00:50:27,383 --> 00:50:30,383
but it's the kind of thing all
great leaders must be willing to do

837
00:50:30,467 --> 00:50:32,633
as they claw their way to power.

838
00:50:32,717 --> 00:50:35,008
A blood sacrifice, if you will.

839
00:50:38,217 --> 00:50:40,050
Well, not quite a blood sacrifice,

840
00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:42,799
just ten months in a Young Offenders.
But still, you get my point.

841
00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:48,467
But it didn't quite
sit right with Junior.

842
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:51,842
Guilt weighed heavily
upon those broad shoulders.

843
00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:54,800
He felt forces conspiring
against him.

844
00:50:54,883 --> 00:50:56,800
And conspiring they were,

845
00:50:56,883 --> 00:51:01,175
as a new crew in the 'hood settled down
to enjoy the fruits of their labours.

846
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:03,799
To the victor, the spoils!

847
00:51:03,842 --> 00:51:06,300
I might treat myself to a new Flymo.

848
00:51:07,425 --> 00:51:10,925
There's some pretty snazzy barbecues
at the garden centre as well.

849
00:51:11,550 --> 00:51:14,758
There's some on wheels now. Gas ones!

850
00:51:16,175 --> 00:51:19,717
- I want a 65 inch LED TV.
- Oh!

851
00:51:19,799 --> 00:51:21,550
I'm a woman of simple pleasures.

852
00:51:22,425 --> 00:51:25,175
When people start aiming high,
that's when the problems start.

853
00:51:25,258 --> 00:51:28,133
Stress, depression. No thanks!

854
00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:33,550
I've set my sights low, that way
I will never be disappointed.

855
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:37,799
By that metric I'm probably the most
successful person you know.

856
00:51:37,842 --> 00:51:39,592
Amen to that!

857
00:51:43,092 --> 00:51:44,758
You're being suspiciously quiet.

858
00:51:45,925 --> 00:51:47,342
What do you want?

859
00:51:48,008 --> 00:51:49,592
Ten months of my life I'd like back.

860
00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:55,800
No, I meant, more like that bike
you're always banging on about.

861
00:51:56,550 --> 00:51:58,342
What's the matter with him?

862
00:52:00,717 --> 00:52:01,883
Search me.

863
00:52:30,758 --> 00:52:33,467
Upsetting the supply chain
of a provincial drugs market,

864
00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:37,592
no matter how small and twatty,
doesn't come without its consequences.

865
00:52:38,342 --> 00:52:40,383
As Newton's Third Law states:

866
00:52:40,467 --> 00:52:44,800
for every action in nature there must
be an equal and opposite reaction.

867
00:52:45,675 --> 00:52:47,717
And this reaction was imminent,

868
00:52:47,799 --> 00:52:51,383
as Kev Maddams and his young
friends were shortly to discover.

869
00:52:56,758 --> 00:52:57,800
Why aren't they buying?

870
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,842
Obviously, everyone round here's
got their shit together all of a sudden.

871
00:53:00,925 --> 00:53:02,633
Well, it's a free market, right?

872
00:53:04,092 --> 00:53:07,967
No, mate, it's a quasi-oligopoly
controlled by a cartel.

873
00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:10,717
Prices are kept artificially high

874
00:53:10,799 --> 00:53:13,008
by manipulation of supply chain

875
00:53:13,092 --> 00:53:15,383
and a ruthless
monopolisation of resources.

876
00:53:18,592 --> 00:53:19,300
Oi!

877
00:53:27,550 --> 00:53:28,508
Eh!

878
00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:42,300
- We're keeping this.
- I'll get my brother on you!

879
00:53:42,383 --> 00:53:43,383
Oh, yeah?

880
00:53:44,008 --> 00:53:45,883
- How old is he?
- Fifteen.

881
00:53:46,508 --> 00:53:47,633
We're keeping this!

882
00:53:49,175 --> 00:53:51,842
Let that be a lesson to you!
Don't do drugs!

883
00:53:52,467 --> 00:53:53,967
Unless they're ours!

884
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,050
Tell you what, this is good shit.

885
00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:04,092
Nice tight buds.

886
00:54:05,092 --> 00:54:07,008
Sticks, you thinking what I'm thinking?

887
00:54:07,092 --> 00:54:09,217
Do they really put
boxing gloves on kangaroos

888
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,175
or is that just in the cartoons?

889
00:54:12,092 --> 00:54:14,217
Yeah, that's actually not
what I'm thinking, mate.

890
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:16,258
Remember that scene
we saw at Little Chef?

891
00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:18,425
What, you think it was dope?

892
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:22,342
Well, I don't think it was
fucking football stickers.

893
00:54:23,092 --> 00:54:25,592
No, I do not think that at all.

894
00:54:43,425 --> 00:54:45,092
Good cop, bad cop.

895
00:54:46,258 --> 00:54:47,508
Don't want to be a cop.

896
00:54:48,258 --> 00:54:49,717
What do you wanna be?

897
00:54:50,342 --> 00:54:51,425
Fireman.

898
00:54:52,092 --> 00:54:55,633
Good fireman, bad fireman? What's
a bad fireman? There's no such thing.

899
00:54:57,342 --> 00:54:59,883
All right, lads? Are you having
a smooch behind there?

900
00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:02,050
Popular dogging area that.

901
00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:04,383
No, we work for Lee Matthews.

902
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:07,425
Oh, not that sparrow-legged little twat?

903
00:55:10,842 --> 00:55:14,050
Keep your wits about you, yeah?
Some of these old blokes are nutters.

904
00:55:14,967 --> 00:55:16,592
I could take an old bloke.

905
00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:18,258
You haven't met my uncle, mate.

906
00:55:18,342 --> 00:55:20,675
Sixty years old,
built like a brick shithouse.

907
00:55:21,508 --> 00:55:23,717
Punched a dolphin to death at Seaworld.

908
00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:26,925
With the grandkids, reckoned one of
the dolphins looked at them funny.

909
00:55:27,008 --> 00:55:28,842
Lifetime ban from the state of Florida.

910
00:55:32,675 --> 00:55:34,633
We go in, poke around for a bit.

911
00:55:34,717 --> 00:55:37,008
Look for anything unusual.
Capiche?

912
00:55:37,717 --> 00:55:39,675
- Cabbage?
- Capiche.

913
00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:42,383
What? What does that mean?

914
00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:43,800
"Do you understand".

915
00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:45,675
Not really.

916
00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:47,550
- What?
- I don't understand.

917
00:55:47,633 --> 00:55:48,967
What don't you understand?

918
00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:50,383
Are you taking the piss?

919
00:55:51,508 --> 00:55:52,799
Fuck you, man!

920
00:55:57,175 --> 00:55:58,383
We're cops.

921
00:55:59,175 --> 00:56:02,467
He's by the book but
I'm a renegade, a maverick.

922
00:56:03,133 --> 00:56:06,008
I do things my own way
but I get results.

923
00:56:07,633 --> 00:56:08,842
We're not cops.

924
00:56:08,925 --> 00:56:10,383
Make your mind up.

925
00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:12,300
You are cops or you aren't cops?

926
00:56:13,050 --> 00:56:15,883
Because they told me
not to open the door to anyone

927
00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:18,092
except Meals on Wheels
or policemen.

928
00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:21,258
Wait a minute, I know you two!

929
00:56:21,342 --> 00:56:24,092
It's Paul and Phillip, isn't it?

930
00:56:24,175 --> 00:56:25,758
From Scouts.

931
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,092
You're friends with my son, Alastair.

932
00:56:28,175 --> 00:56:31,342
Oh! You've come for your sponsorship
money, haven't you?

933
00:56:31,425 --> 00:56:34,425
Yes, I'm always
happy to help a good cause.

934
00:56:34,508 --> 00:56:35,633
So...

935
00:56:36,758 --> 00:56:38,967
one for you and one for you.

936
00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:40,592
We can't take this.

937
00:56:40,675 --> 00:56:42,842
Speak for yourself, I'll take it.
Thank you.

938
00:56:44,008 --> 00:56:47,050
But... he obviously ain't
no drug dealer.

939
00:56:47,967 --> 00:56:49,467
Can we go?

940
00:56:49,550 --> 00:56:51,425
He smells tragic and...

941
00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:53,467
to be honest, mate, this is
making me feel really sad.

942
00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:56,300
Stay for tea? It's corned beef.

943
00:56:57,008 --> 00:56:59,467
You boys always loved
your corned beef, didn't you?

944
00:57:01,008 --> 00:57:03,799
I'd like the company if I'm honest.

945
00:57:14,717 --> 00:57:17,258
See you, lads.
Thanks a lot.

946
00:57:17,342 --> 00:57:19,592
Spend that money wisely!

947
00:57:19,675 --> 00:57:23,550
And you can tell Rumbelows
I'll be cancelling the standing order!

948
00:57:32,383 --> 00:57:34,425
What the fuck just happened?

949
00:57:34,508 --> 00:57:36,133
Why did you offer to do his gutters?

950
00:57:36,967 --> 00:57:38,675
I don't know. He confused me.

951
00:57:39,258 --> 00:57:41,508
He's mugged you off, mate,
that's what he's done.

952
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:43,467
Fucking beige bastard!

953
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,633
He made me feel really sorry for him.

954
00:57:51,717 --> 00:57:53,550
He was taking the living piss.

955
00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:55,967
Nah, nah, I'm not having that.

956
00:57:57,508 --> 00:57:59,550
- Vinny?
- Bad fireman.

957
00:58:08,258 --> 00:58:09,675
Holmbeach 713.

958
00:58:09,758 --> 00:58:12,717
Hello, Kevin. It's Douglas, next door.

959
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,800
Hello, Douglas. Life treating you well?

960
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:18,842
Can't complain. Well, I could...

961
00:58:18,925 --> 00:58:21,092
Had your drive done, I see.

962
00:58:21,175 --> 00:58:22,508
Indeed I did.

963
00:58:22,592 --> 00:58:24,592
Yeah. Unusual finish on it.

964
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:26,800
Well spotted!

965
00:58:26,883 --> 00:58:31,508
It's a resin-bound mix
of stone and aggregate.

966
00:58:31,592 --> 00:58:34,050
Cutting-edge driveway technology.

967
00:58:34,133 --> 00:58:36,799
Ooh, resin, eh? Fantastic.

968
00:58:36,842 --> 00:58:40,133
Oh, brave new world that
has such wonders in it!

969
00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:44,092
I've no idea what that means
but I'll take two of them!

970
00:58:44,175 --> 00:58:46,050
Anyway, Kevin,

971
00:58:46,133 --> 00:58:49,675
the reason I'm calling is
that your bin's on fire.

972
00:58:49,758 --> 00:58:53,883
Uh, your... looks like your green
waste bin in your front garden.

973
00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:57,550
Uh, it's quite on fire now,
actually. Uh...

974
00:58:57,633 --> 00:59:00,592
Slightly concerned it might spread.

975
00:59:00,675 --> 00:59:05,758
As I said, it's a resin-bound mix and
there's no fire clause in the warranty.

976
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,633
Do you know how hard it is
to extinguish a wheelie bin fire?

977
00:59:18,217 --> 00:59:21,508
I don't often I say this, Kev,
but I'm impressed.

978
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,592
But why did nobody tell me
it was so good?

979
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,008
- Ooh!
- It's hardly a secret.

980
00:59:28,092 --> 00:59:29,717
Did you miss the '60s?

981
00:59:29,799 --> 00:59:31,467
Think the '60s missed me.

982
00:59:31,550 --> 00:59:34,383
Yeah, well, this is
the arse end of nowhere.

983
00:59:35,967 --> 00:59:40,967
It's funny that, because if you look
at a map of down the road, East Anglia,

984
00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:42,883
it looks a bit like an arse.

985
00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:48,883
Italy looks like a boot, East Anglia
looks just like a big old bum.

986
00:59:52,508 --> 00:59:53,717
Britain's bum.

987
00:59:56,717 --> 00:59:57,883
How high are you?

988
00:59:59,467 --> 01:00:01,925
Five foot eleven in my slippers.

989
01:00:08,092 --> 01:00:12,342
You know, Paula, I expected
this to be a bit more complicated.

990
01:00:13,050 --> 01:00:14,799
The whole "dealing drugs" thing,

991
01:00:14,842 --> 01:00:17,467
I thought it would be,
you know, a bit riskier.

992
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:19,883
It always is on TV.

993
01:00:19,967 --> 01:00:21,467
You know what, Kev?

994
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:25,217
I've learnt in life that if something
seems too easy to be true,

995
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:26,717
it's best not to question it.

996
01:00:27,717 --> 01:00:29,467
Maybe I'm getting paranoid.

997
01:00:29,550 --> 01:00:31,092
Mm, it'll do that to you.

998
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,133
When I were your age
I weren't scared of anything.

999
01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:41,258
Apart from Daddy Longlegs.
Never got on with them.

1000
01:00:41,342 --> 01:00:43,799
Mmm. They are quite chaotic creatures.

1001
01:00:47,967 --> 01:00:49,633
But the older you get...

1002
01:00:50,508 --> 01:00:51,800
the more...

1003
01:00:52,799 --> 01:00:54,050
life...

1004
01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:57,050
happens.

1005
01:00:57,758 --> 01:01:01,550
It starts to... carve bits off you.

1006
01:01:01,633 --> 01:01:03,800
- Mmm.
- You know what I mean?

1007
01:01:05,633 --> 01:01:06,800
Not really.

1008
01:01:08,967 --> 01:01:10,967
It's the fear, in't it?

1009
01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,550
Fear shapes a person.

1010
01:01:15,050 --> 01:01:18,758
It's the things that you don't do
that take away from you.

1011
01:01:19,883 --> 01:01:22,800
The more you let fear in,
the more it takes.

1012
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,467
Missed opportunities.

1013
01:01:32,133 --> 01:01:34,050
The chances never taken.

1014
01:01:36,592 --> 01:01:38,842
I've lost a lot to fear.

1015
01:01:41,675 --> 01:01:43,800
- Deep.
- And you know what?

1016
01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:48,258
At the end of it all, the things
that you were scared of...

1017
01:01:49,217 --> 01:01:54,675
turn out to be not nearly half as bad
as the fear of the thing itself.

1018
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:58,300
That's very philosophical of you.

1019
01:01:58,383 --> 01:02:00,550
I'm a very philosophical person.

1020
01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:01,800
Mmm.

1021
01:02:04,258 --> 01:02:06,592
Are my... Are my hands
getting smaller?

1022
01:02:08,217 --> 01:02:10,842
You haven't taken LSD.
Weed don't do that.

1023
01:02:11,508 --> 01:02:15,133
Oh, well, maybe I should take LSD?

1024
01:02:15,217 --> 01:02:17,842
One step at a time, Kev, eh?

1025
01:02:19,633 --> 01:02:23,758
Oi! Just need your John Hancock
and you can ride that beast out of here.

1026
01:02:36,592 --> 01:02:39,050
Who desecrates a grave?

1027
01:02:39,133 --> 01:02:41,592
Well, he didn't do it. You've met Jayce.

1028
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,133
Ah, I must confess it don't
seem very likely.

1029
01:02:44,217 --> 01:02:46,092
Worst-kept secret in Holmbeach!

1030
01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:48,383
Well, how did it happen?

1031
01:02:50,008 --> 01:02:51,758
It was last Christmas.

1032
01:02:52,799 --> 01:02:54,133
Where did you get this?

1033
01:02:54,217 --> 01:02:55,217
Oh...

1034
01:02:56,092 --> 01:02:57,383
Good story this.

1035
01:02:59,258 --> 01:03:04,175
You know that flash git from the town?
Weird looking, sparrow-legged twat?

1036
01:03:04,967 --> 01:03:06,467
Right, well, get this, yeah.

1037
01:03:07,008 --> 01:03:09,675
He's had a couple of jars,
it's Christmas.

1038
01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:12,175
Decides to take the car out
for a little spin,

1039
01:03:12,258 --> 01:03:14,258
you know, while the roads
are quiet and that.

1040
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,133
Hits some black ice
up near St Dunstan's.

1041
01:03:18,217 --> 01:03:22,092
Mary, Joseph, even little baby Jesus.

1042
01:03:22,175 --> 01:03:24,008
Well, the best bit about it is,

1043
01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,799
they pinned it on some poor sap
instead, didn't they?

1044
01:03:26,842 --> 01:03:29,092
He got ten months! Ten!

1045
01:03:29,925 --> 01:03:30,967
Hmm!

1046
01:03:31,799 --> 01:03:33,133
Total write-off, of course.

1047
01:03:34,550 --> 01:03:36,467
I'll break it up for parts
if you're interested?

1048
01:03:40,008 --> 01:03:41,675
God! That's awful.

1049
01:03:42,467 --> 01:03:44,092
You're telling me.

1050
01:03:44,175 --> 01:03:46,842
That you could do that
to your best friend.

1051
01:03:47,425 --> 01:03:48,592
What?

1052
01:03:48,675 --> 01:03:50,092
You betrayed him.

1053
01:03:50,883 --> 01:03:54,717
Betrayed's a strong word, Kev.
It's not like I had a choice.

1054
01:03:54,799 --> 01:03:58,008
You could have stood by him.
You could have done the right thing.

1055
01:03:58,092 --> 01:04:01,133
It's not that simple, is it?
You know the Matthews.

1056
01:04:02,425 --> 01:04:03,883
How can I trust you?

1057
01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:06,092
You don't understand,
I didn't want to! I was...

1058
01:04:06,967 --> 01:04:08,633
I was scared!

1059
01:04:09,675 --> 01:04:11,175
I was scared!

1060
01:04:13,008 --> 01:04:14,300
Oh, Kevin.

1061
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,758
- Second window on the left.
- Eyes on.

1062
01:04:40,758 --> 01:04:41,967
Take him out, Hwan!

1063
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:44,758
- Oh, good shot!
- Always.

1064
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:46,592
At ease, soldier.

1065
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,675
- Alright, "friend".
- Jayce, where the fuck...?

1066
01:04:48,758 --> 01:04:50,675
So you just let me
go to jail, did you?

1067
01:04:51,633 --> 01:04:53,967
- Now, before you go accusing people...
- Judas!

1068
01:04:55,383 --> 01:04:57,092
- Did Kev tell you?
- What, Kev knows too?!

1069
01:04:57,175 --> 01:05:00,758
No, I literally just told him!
It's the worst-kept secret in Holmbeach.

1070
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,133
And I honestly thought you had my back!
You're just like the rest of them!

1071
01:05:03,217 --> 01:05:04,967
- Don't start saying things like that.
- Fuck off!

1072
01:05:05,050 --> 01:05:06,675
- Jayce, listen to me. Jayce...
- I'm tired of listening to you.

1073
01:05:06,758 --> 01:05:08,175
Fuck off!

1074
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:14,050
Hwan. Life and death situation.

1075
01:05:14,133 --> 01:05:16,425
- In the game?
- No, actual life and death.

1076
01:05:25,633 --> 01:05:27,800
What's up, Knobhead?
You seem a bit agitated.

1077
01:05:27,883 --> 01:05:29,799
You know exactly what's up, you prick!

1078
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,633
Honestly, mate, I ain't got a scooby.

1079
01:05:31,717 --> 01:05:33,175
Were you ever gonna tell me?

1080
01:05:35,092 --> 01:05:36,342
Oh...

1081
01:05:37,717 --> 01:05:38,508
that.

1082
01:05:38,592 --> 01:05:40,342
Yes, fucking that!

1083
01:05:43,717 --> 01:05:44,967
I was hoping you wouldn't find out.

1084
01:05:45,050 --> 01:05:46,425
I bet you were.

1085
01:05:48,717 --> 01:05:50,799
You'd never even have
got it finished without me!

1086
01:05:50,842 --> 01:05:52,217
I know that!

1087
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:54,925
You were the one with talent, mate,
not me.

1088
01:05:56,717 --> 01:06:00,425
That car was the only thing that
I've ever done that I was proud of!

1089
01:06:01,050 --> 01:06:04,383
Why did you tell them I stole it?
You stupid fucking...!

1090
01:06:05,008 --> 01:06:06,133
Coward?

1091
01:06:06,217 --> 01:06:10,050
I know! I'm a coward and a wanker!
I can't argue with that.

1092
01:06:11,508 --> 01:06:14,383
One minute I'm blasting along and
next thing I lose control at this corner

1093
01:06:14,467 --> 01:06:16,592
and I plough into a crowd
of blokes wearing robes!

1094
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,175
Honestly, mate, there was
bodies flying everywhere!

1095
01:06:20,842 --> 01:06:22,133
I panicked and I ran.

1096
01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:24,799
What else could I do?

1097
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:27,675
I mean, a man like me in prison?

1098
01:06:27,758 --> 01:06:30,383
Crown Prince of Holmbeach?
I wouldn't last five minutes.

1099
01:06:30,467 --> 01:06:33,508
- You don't know what it's like!
- I know exactly what it's like, Lee!

1100
01:07:00,592 --> 01:07:02,217
You didn't have to tell them it was me.

1101
01:07:03,217 --> 01:07:04,342
Snitches get stitches.

1102
01:07:04,425 --> 01:07:06,175
Not if you're snitching
on yourself, Lee.

1103
01:07:06,799 --> 01:07:10,133
I don't know, do I?
I don't make the rules.

1104
01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:14,967
I did feel bad when you went down
though, like one G to another.

1105
01:07:16,217 --> 01:07:17,633
I'm not a gangsta.

1106
01:07:19,550 --> 01:07:21,425
You're more gangsta than I am.

1107
01:07:24,967 --> 01:07:27,967
Do you honestly think I'd try
to ruin your life on purpose?

1108
01:07:29,217 --> 01:07:30,467
No way, man.

1109
01:07:31,883 --> 01:07:33,050
I love you.

1110
01:07:35,758 --> 01:07:37,092
That's my knee.

1111
01:07:37,175 --> 01:07:38,258
Sorry.

1112
01:07:40,383 --> 01:07:41,800
That's alright.

1113
01:07:42,508 --> 01:07:43,592
Is it?

1114
01:07:44,217 --> 01:07:45,925
Is it all right? I don't know, I...

1115
01:07:46,799 --> 01:07:49,092
Pre-workout. man.
I took too much. I'm confused.

1116
01:07:49,175 --> 01:07:50,467
Listen, Lee...

1117
01:07:52,342 --> 01:07:54,300
I could hate you for a lot of things...

1118
01:07:56,175 --> 01:07:58,425
but I could never hate you
for a thing like that.

1119
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,717
Look, I've been thinking...

1120
01:08:09,342 --> 01:08:10,967
He wants to see me.

1121
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:12,467
He wants to see me!

1122
01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:15,592
I'm coming, Dad! I'm coming! I...

1123
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:18,175
Help yourself to an egg.

1124
01:08:28,092 --> 01:08:30,008
♪ The burn, it's the burn ♪

1125
01:08:32,258 --> 01:08:34,008
♪ The burn, it's the burn ♪

1126
01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:38,050
♪ The burn, it's the burn ♪

1127
01:08:55,633 --> 01:08:57,883
Come closer where I can see you, boy.

1128
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,550
Bad as that, is it?

1129
01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:10,592
No, you look fine.

1130
01:09:12,217 --> 01:09:14,050
You never were a good liar.

1131
01:09:14,883 --> 01:09:16,342
Are you comfortable?

1132
01:09:16,425 --> 01:09:18,300
"Am I comfortable?" he asks.

1133
01:09:18,967 --> 01:09:21,758
I've got a tube stuck up me knob,
piss in my veins,

1134
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,092
and can't even wipe
my own arsehole anymore.

1135
01:09:25,008 --> 01:09:26,675
Of course I'm not comfortable.

1136
01:09:27,217 --> 01:09:28,383
Right. Sorry.

1137
01:09:29,133 --> 01:09:30,883
What are you sorry for?

1138
01:09:31,467 --> 01:09:33,383
Wasn't you that did this to me.

1139
01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:36,633
It's that bastard God.

1140
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:40,425
Yeah. Sorry.

1141
01:09:40,508 --> 01:09:41,925
Don't keep apologising!

1142
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,217
What did I teach you?

1143
01:09:45,008 --> 01:09:47,925
Never apologise for nothing
to no one, never.

1144
01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:50,133
Makes you look weak.

1145
01:09:50,217 --> 01:09:51,133
Sorry. I...

1146
01:09:51,217 --> 01:09:52,175
Oh!

1147
01:09:52,258 --> 01:09:53,717
For fuck's sake!

1148
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,550
I've gone rotten on the inside.

1149
01:10:14,383 --> 01:10:16,050
It's all packing up.

1150
01:10:16,133 --> 01:10:17,675
Don't say that, Dad.

1151
01:10:19,592 --> 01:10:23,258
I'm dying, boy.
You've got to accept that.

1152
01:10:27,799 --> 01:10:29,383
Things are going to change.

1153
01:10:31,633 --> 01:10:34,300
I'm gonna need you
to step up for me now, boy.

1154
01:10:34,967 --> 01:10:38,467
No more of this namby-pamby shit, right?

1155
01:10:39,842 --> 01:10:44,175
I need to protect my empire,
assure my legacy.

1156
01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,008
I'm ready, Dad.

1157
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,633
Mel's got a baby on the way.

1158
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:56,633
I'll look out for him.
Teach him the ways.

1159
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,133
I'm gonna need that name back.

1160
01:11:10,842 --> 01:11:12,175
What do you mean?

1161
01:11:12,258 --> 01:11:13,550
My name.

1162
01:11:14,217 --> 01:11:15,883
The one I gave to you.

1163
01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:18,092
I'm gonna need it for the sprog.

1164
01:11:21,425 --> 01:11:22,592
I... I...

1165
01:11:22,675 --> 01:11:24,842
I don't understand.

1166
01:11:24,925 --> 01:11:28,550
Well, it would be bloody stupid if
there were two Lee Matthews Juniors

1167
01:11:28,633 --> 01:11:30,258
running around now, wouldn't it?

1168
01:11:31,799 --> 01:11:33,842
You want me to give back my name?

1169
01:11:33,925 --> 01:11:38,800
It weren't yours in the first place.
It were mine. I lent it to you.

1170
01:11:38,883 --> 01:11:40,550
I can't just change my name.

1171
01:11:40,633 --> 01:11:42,008
You can and you will.

1172
01:11:42,842 --> 01:11:46,592
Mel's got the paperwork. You'll sign it
and that's the end of the matter.

1173
01:11:48,258 --> 01:11:49,300
But...

1174
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,717
what am I going to call myself?

1175
01:11:51,799 --> 01:11:53,592
"What am I going to call myself"?

1176
01:11:53,675 --> 01:11:57,883
Call yourself fucking Shirley for
all I care! The name goes to the kid.

1177
01:11:57,967 --> 01:11:59,133
I'm your son!

1178
01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:02,800
You and mum gave me that name!
That's all I've got left of her.

1179
01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:04,300
Your mother...

1180
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,508
Your mother was a tramp.

1181
01:12:08,217 --> 01:12:11,967
God knows how many farm boys
she were rutting with.

1182
01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,342
Word has it you've
been up to the same.

1183
01:12:14,425 --> 01:12:17,925
Apple never falls
far from the tree.

1184
01:12:18,008 --> 01:12:20,842
I only kept you 'cause
I felt sorry for you.

1185
01:12:21,425 --> 01:12:23,258
That's why I gave you the caravan.

1186
01:12:23,342 --> 01:12:25,467
That were my mistake.

1187
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,050
I hold my hands up to it.

1188
01:12:30,258 --> 01:12:32,842
I should have got rid of you
there and then!

1189
01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:37,175
Why are you saying all of this?

1190
01:12:39,675 --> 01:12:43,217
Ain't you wondered where you ever
got that dusky complexion from?

1191
01:12:44,467 --> 01:12:48,342
You've got Gypsy blood
coursing through those veins, boy!

1192
01:12:49,008 --> 01:12:51,217
Gypsy blood!

1193
01:12:53,217 --> 01:12:54,717
Gypsy...

1194
01:13:23,925 --> 01:13:25,383
I thought everybody knew.

1195
01:13:27,175 --> 01:13:29,092
Kind of like an open secret.

1196
01:13:32,383 --> 01:13:35,300
I mean, you don't always see things
the way the rest of us do.

1197
01:13:36,550 --> 01:13:38,133
That's what I love about you, Jayce.

1198
01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:44,508
You can give me
the silent treatment all you want,

1199
01:13:44,592 --> 01:13:46,342
but you're gonna have to
talk to me eventually.

1200
01:13:51,508 --> 01:13:53,717
What are you doing, you idiot?
Why have you tied yourself up?

1201
01:13:53,799 --> 01:13:55,092
Look...

1202
01:13:55,175 --> 01:13:57,425
You're gonna have to take that tape off.
I can't understand a word you're saying.

1203
01:13:58,633 --> 01:14:00,133
Like a Little Chef, do you?

1204
01:14:03,008 --> 01:14:07,092
Saw you and your little crew playing
swapsies with the lanky bloke.

1205
01:14:08,008 --> 01:14:12,800
And I said to Sticks, I said, "I don't
think that's fucking football stickers.

1206
01:14:13,592 --> 01:14:16,425
No, I do not think that at all."

1207
01:14:32,592 --> 01:14:35,717
Be aware that I have
a mobile telephone

1208
01:14:35,799 --> 01:14:38,300
and I shall be calling the police!

1209
01:14:38,383 --> 01:14:40,592
Why has he stopped so far away?

1210
01:14:40,675 --> 01:14:42,050
So he can walk towards us.

1211
01:14:42,133 --> 01:14:44,800
I've had a telephone call from Korea,

1212
01:14:45,633 --> 01:14:48,133
telling me that you kids
might need a bit of help.

1213
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:50,675
- What for?
- Dramatic effect.

1214
01:14:50,758 --> 01:14:54,675
It seems to me that you've...
you've all been let down.

1215
01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:58,175
And I take some responsibility for that.

1216
01:14:58,258 --> 01:15:01,467
I think lately I've been inclined
to dwell in the past.

1217
01:15:02,467 --> 01:15:03,842
I fell asleep at the wheel.

1218
01:15:04,717 --> 01:15:06,799
And as Dangerous Dave will tell you,

1219
01:15:06,842 --> 01:15:08,717
if you fall asleep at the wheel,

1220
01:15:09,425 --> 01:15:14,592
the next thing you know is you've
palloxed across two lanes of the A47!

1221
01:15:18,633 --> 01:15:19,842
Where was I?

1222
01:15:19,925 --> 01:15:20,799
Uh...

1223
01:15:21,592 --> 01:15:25,925
I warned you, son. I've got a mobile
telephone and I'm going to call...

1224
01:15:26,008 --> 01:15:27,467
Uh... Oh.

1225
01:15:27,967 --> 01:15:31,175
Yeah., reception's a shitter
round here, old man.

1226
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,883
We're getting a mast soon.

1227
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,217
But not soon enough for you.

1228
01:15:39,842 --> 01:15:41,633
Did you have to put him in the boot?

1229
01:15:41,717 --> 01:15:45,425
I don't want to be a nuisance,
lads, but I really need to pee!

1230
01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:47,050
Put the fucking stick down.

1231
01:15:47,758 --> 01:15:49,008
It's a gun.

1232
01:15:49,592 --> 01:15:51,467
Put the gun down.

1233
01:15:52,425 --> 01:15:55,550
I feel safer with it,
if it's all the same to you.

1234
01:15:56,967 --> 01:15:59,175
Go easy on the clutch there, lads!

1235
01:15:59,258 --> 01:16:00,425
Fuck's sake!

1236
01:16:00,508 --> 01:16:02,758
You probably want
to put it in first!

1237
01:16:03,342 --> 01:16:04,967
Why did we bring him?

1238
01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,175
Insurance.

1239
01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:10,550
We've stolen his car,
why do we need insurance?

1240
01:16:14,092 --> 01:16:17,467
What you've done there
is flooded the engine!

1241
01:16:17,550 --> 01:16:19,092
- I wanna go home.
- No!

1242
01:16:20,217 --> 01:16:21,633
No going home.

1243
01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:23,842
We're in too deep.

1244
01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:26,008
We're outlaws.

1245
01:16:27,550 --> 01:16:28,675
Kidnappers.

1246
01:16:29,592 --> 01:16:33,175
We burnt down a bin. You get
five to ten for that. That's arson!

1247
01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:36,967
- Are you crying?
- No!

1248
01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:38,467
I've got smoke in my eye.

1249
01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:41,883
Sorry to press the point
but I'm really not overstating

1250
01:16:41,967 --> 01:16:44,967
the urgency of my need to wee!

1251
01:16:57,467 --> 01:16:58,675
♪ Get ripped! ♪

1252
01:16:59,383 --> 01:17:00,675
♪ Get pumped! ♪

1253
01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:06,050
I'll be speaking to the
vicar of St Dunstan's, Mr Jason Reed.

1254
01:17:06,133 --> 01:17:09,883
This weekend they will be holding
their annual summer fete,

1255
01:17:09,967 --> 01:17:12,550
and this year
their hoping to raise £1,000

1256
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:16,258
to help restore their wall which
was unfortunately destroyed

1257
01:17:16,342 --> 01:17:18,550
in an accident last Christmas Eve

1258
01:17:18,633 --> 01:17:21,883
when a drunk driver careered through
into the graveyard

1259
01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:24,258
and destroyed several graves.

1260
01:17:24,342 --> 01:17:27,592
I should mention, of course,
this is St Dunstan's in Holmbeach,

1261
01:17:27,675 --> 01:17:30,800
not to be confused with
St Dunstan's in Attleborough.

1262
01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:34,133
They had a completely separate incident
which wasn't related.

1263
01:17:36,758 --> 01:17:39,675
Okay, so next up on the line
we have Jenny from King's Lynn.

1264
01:17:39,758 --> 01:17:42,175
Jenny, I understand
you bought an air fryer...

1265
01:17:58,133 --> 01:18:00,633
Just get me out of here,
for God's sake!

1266
01:18:03,592 --> 01:18:04,800
Uh... Help!

1267
01:18:11,175 --> 01:18:12,883
We'll do the old man first.

1268
01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:19,550
Rattle it,
turn it quickly anti-clockwise.

1269
01:18:19,633 --> 01:18:20,883
There's a knack.

1270
01:18:29,675 --> 01:18:33,717
You know what they say, ‘"Never cross
a man who owns a meat processing plant."

1271
01:18:34,467 --> 01:18:36,633
I'm not really into this, to be honest.

1272
01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:37,800
No?

1273
01:18:37,883 --> 01:18:39,300
Well, I'm not hitting an old bloke.

1274
01:18:40,008 --> 01:18:41,799
What difference does it make?

1275
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:43,425
He looks like my grandad.

1276
01:18:44,008 --> 01:18:46,883
What, and you've
never hit your grandad?

1277
01:18:49,633 --> 01:18:51,799
Fine. I'll do him.

1278
01:18:54,092 --> 01:18:55,133
Vinny?

1279
01:19:02,050 --> 01:19:02,967
Ah!

1280
01:19:04,425 --> 01:19:06,008
So you've heard the rumours?

1281
01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:12,175
They're saying Lee Matthews
grows weaker by the day.

1282
01:19:13,633 --> 01:19:15,799
That's bullshit!
You've seen what I can lift.

1283
01:19:16,799 --> 01:19:18,925
Not you, your dad.

1284
01:19:20,050 --> 01:19:21,633
If he even is your dad.

1285
01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,883
It's over, Lee.

1286
01:19:24,883 --> 01:19:26,383
No more errands.

1287
01:19:27,175 --> 01:19:28,758
No more bossing it.

1288
01:19:29,342 --> 01:19:30,800
No more naked work-outs.

1289
01:19:30,883 --> 01:19:32,508
We work for Mel now, yeah?

1290
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,383
Who are you anyway?

1291
01:19:37,467 --> 01:19:39,592
Hiding behind your dad's
name your whole life.

1292
01:19:41,092 --> 01:19:43,799
What are you without him?

1293
01:19:45,925 --> 01:19:46,925
You're nothing.

1294
01:19:47,675 --> 01:19:50,717
Makes sense why he stuck you
down in that poxy caravan, don't it?

1295
01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:52,675
Gypo!

1296
01:19:53,758 --> 01:19:54,675
Oh...

1297
01:19:55,592 --> 01:19:57,133
What are you gonna do?

1298
01:19:57,925 --> 01:19:59,758
Try and sell me some lucky heather?

1299
01:20:01,383 --> 01:20:02,758
Tarmac my drive?

1300
01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:09,883
Dad! Dad!

1301
01:20:24,467 --> 01:20:25,342
Mmm.

1302
01:20:27,467 --> 01:20:28,383
Aaagh!

1303
01:20:32,092 --> 01:20:33,799
Get off! Get off!

1304
01:20:38,342 --> 01:20:39,967
Get off, man!

1305
01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:41,300
Fuck you!

1306
01:20:43,425 --> 01:20:45,675
What are you doing? Give me an hand!

1307
01:21:04,967 --> 01:21:06,675
My prescription transitions!

1308
01:21:06,758 --> 01:21:08,425
- Get off, man!
- What?

1309
01:21:10,425 --> 01:21:11,592
Aaagh!

1310
01:21:12,342 --> 01:21:15,092
- Aaagh!
- Cockfinger, motherfucker!

1311
01:21:15,175 --> 01:21:16,050
Huh!

1312
01:21:17,258 --> 01:21:18,217
What?

1313
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:19,592
What?

1314
01:21:19,675 --> 01:21:21,425
Let us out!

1315
01:21:21,508 --> 01:21:23,800
I think they're saying
the child locks are on?

1316
01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,717
Let us out!

1317
01:21:37,550 --> 01:21:38,883
I can't believe
you didn't tell me!

1318
01:21:38,967 --> 01:21:41,258
- I came to rescue you, didn't I?
- Yeah. Good job!

1319
01:21:41,342 --> 01:21:42,633
- What do you mean "good job"?
- Ten months!

1320
01:21:42,717 --> 01:21:44,175
- I came, didn't I?
- Ten months of my life, Paula,

1321
01:21:44,258 --> 01:21:45,633
and you didn't tell me anything!

1322
01:21:45,717 --> 01:21:47,799
How was I meant to tell you?
You weren't even fucking here!

1323
01:21:47,842 --> 01:21:49,717
Don't come any closer!

1324
01:21:49,799 --> 01:21:50,717
All right?

1325
01:21:51,258 --> 01:21:52,883
I'm a fucking nutter!

1326
01:21:53,799 --> 01:21:55,550
Monk-level nutter!

1327
01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:01,467
Uh, no.

1328
01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:03,592
I'm not sure that's wise.

1329
01:22:03,675 --> 01:22:06,092
I know it's not wise
but I'm warning you,

1330
01:22:06,175 --> 01:22:07,633
you don't want to see this!

1331
01:22:07,717 --> 01:22:09,717
Look, put down the can!

1332
01:22:14,217 --> 01:22:15,550
Bad fireman.

1333
01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:24,383
A little life lesson for you.

1334
01:22:25,925 --> 01:22:29,717
Next time a 67-year-old man
tells you he needs to wee,

1335
01:22:29,799 --> 01:22:31,592
take him seriously.

1336
01:22:32,467 --> 01:22:33,592
You what?

1337
01:22:34,217 --> 01:22:37,508
Son, you've just
covered yourself in piss.

1338
01:22:44,217 --> 01:22:45,342
Help me!

1339
01:23:13,133 --> 01:23:15,758
You know, Jason,
if you want a good life,

1340
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,800
a decent stab at life,

1341
01:23:18,675 --> 01:23:20,633
you've got to leave Holmbeach.

1342
01:23:22,092 --> 01:23:23,800
There's nothing for you here.

1343
01:23:25,550 --> 01:23:28,092
The rest of us, you know,
we could be content with it,

1344
01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:31,092
but... but I don't think
that you can, so...

1345
01:23:31,175 --> 01:23:32,508
- Kevin.
- You've got...

1346
01:23:32,592 --> 01:23:33,550
Yeah?

1347
01:23:34,799 --> 01:23:36,258
I'm leaving.

1348
01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:37,425
Oh!

1349
01:23:40,592 --> 01:23:41,799
Oh, well...

1350
01:23:43,217 --> 01:23:46,758
In that case, I'm glad
you've taken my advice.

1351
01:23:48,592 --> 01:23:49,717
Mmm.

1352
01:23:52,258 --> 01:23:54,050
Haven't you got a plane to catch?

1353
01:23:54,758 --> 01:23:55,883
Uh, me?

1354
01:23:56,633 --> 01:23:58,008
Granddaughter's birthday?

1355
01:23:59,383 --> 01:24:00,633
I don't think so.

1356
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:02,799
You could still make it.

1357
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,050
Nah, well...

1358
01:24:06,217 --> 01:24:09,175
My family are used to me
letting them down.

1359
01:24:11,675 --> 01:24:14,842
Besides, you're my family now.

1360
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:16,675
Eh?

1361
01:24:16,758 --> 01:24:18,592
- Bollocks we are!
- Ugh!

1362
01:24:18,675 --> 01:24:19,717
Idiot!

1363
01:24:20,342 --> 01:24:21,842
Stupid old man!

1364
01:24:22,717 --> 01:24:23,758
Oh...

1365
01:24:24,842 --> 01:24:25,967
Oi, Lee!

1366
01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:29,883
- Don't call me that.
- Oh.

1367
01:24:30,717 --> 01:24:33,383
The name Lee Matthews Junior
means nothing no more.

1368
01:24:33,467 --> 01:24:34,967
What shall we call you?

1369
01:24:37,383 --> 01:24:38,842
I don't give a shit, mate.

1370
01:24:38,925 --> 01:24:41,008
How about... Clint?

1371
01:24:43,133 --> 01:24:44,342
Clint?

1372
01:24:47,008 --> 01:24:48,508
It's a good name.

1373
01:24:50,133 --> 01:24:52,342
Sounds like someone
you wouldn't mess with.

1374
01:24:53,550 --> 01:24:55,842
Yeah. Sounds like a real tough guy.

1375
01:24:58,717 --> 01:25:00,300
Now, uh, Clint...

1376
01:25:03,217 --> 01:25:05,799
This man here needs
to get to the airport.

1377
01:25:06,508 --> 01:25:08,175
He's got a birthday party to go to.

1378
01:25:15,258 --> 01:25:17,467
No-fucking-problemo.

1379
01:25:20,758 --> 01:25:23,008
Are you crying, Lee?

1380
01:25:23,092 --> 01:25:25,925
You know it's okay to cry.
It releases dolphins.

1381
01:25:27,133 --> 01:25:29,467
Endorphins!

1382
01:25:29,550 --> 01:25:30,842
Dickhead.

1383
01:25:40,799 --> 01:25:42,967
Lee was a changed man.

1384
01:25:43,633 --> 01:25:48,008
No longer in his father's shadow,
no longer skipping leg day.

1385
01:25:48,092 --> 01:25:50,675
The sparrow-legged twat was gone.

1386
01:25:50,758 --> 01:25:52,633
He was more than that now.

1387
01:25:56,592 --> 01:26:01,883
He was still in the chicken business,
albeit in a more consumer-facing role.

1388
01:26:07,217 --> 01:26:11,508
Sticks and Vincenzo presided
over the vast empire they'd won.

1389
01:26:13,675 --> 01:26:16,675
Which came with a caravan
and all the eggs they could eat.

1390
01:26:16,758 --> 01:26:17,967
So that's nice.

1391
01:26:26,425 --> 01:26:29,842
That's it, Paula! It's not about
the weight, it's about the form.

1392
01:26:30,758 --> 01:26:32,633
That's why I call it the Matthews'...

1393
01:26:34,008 --> 01:26:35,675
the Clint Concept.

1394
01:26:42,217 --> 01:26:44,217
If you wanna be the ultimate soldier.

1395
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:46,800
Incoming!

1396
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,758
- Annyeong, Hwan!
- Okay, Killer!

1397
01:26:55,675 --> 01:26:58,300
- How is he?
- Oh, you know.

1398
01:26:58,383 --> 01:27:01,342
- Building mass and talkin' ass!
- Hey, Hwan, what's up, G?

1399
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:03,925
Chillin' and killin', G.
Chillin' and killin'.

1400
01:27:04,008 --> 01:27:05,008
And Paula?

1401
01:27:05,092 --> 01:27:08,842
Well, her online hit squad
had increased by 50%,

1402
01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:11,967
and she was more than
happy with that.

1403
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:21,425
All we are is meat for the grinder.

1404
01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:24,842
Pawns in a game of cosmic chess.

1405
01:27:25,883 --> 01:27:28,592
Unexpected items in the bagging area.

1406
01:27:30,175 --> 01:27:32,592
There's no cheating
for the little people.

1407
01:27:32,675 --> 01:27:35,467
It's a rigged system.
Free will is an illusion.

1408
01:27:36,508 --> 01:27:40,008
Although, did you hear the one
about the guy who got sent down

1409
01:27:40,092 --> 01:27:41,425
for a crime he didn't commit,

1410
01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:45,258
only to get out, clear his name and
get a lovely new bike in the process?

1411
01:27:46,675 --> 01:27:48,342
Good story, that.

1412
01:28:43,842 --> 01:28:45,008
♪ Get ripped! ♪

1413
01:28:45,967 --> 01:28:47,092
♪ Get pumped! ♪

1414
01:28:47,925 --> 01:28:49,050
♪ Get ripped! ♪

1415
01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:51,050
♪ Get pumped! ♪