1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,176 IN DECEMBER 2024, 4 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,637 CONAN O'BRIEN LEARNED HE WOULD BE HONORED 5 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,348 WITH THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE FOR AMERICAN HUMOR. 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,934 TWO MONTHS LATER, THE NEW TRUMP ADMINISTRATION 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,978 ANNOUNCED A TAKEOVER OF THE KENNEDY CENTER. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,527 ON MARCH 23, 2025, CONAN AND HIS FRIENDS 9 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,030 DECIDED TO ATTEND THE WASHINGTON D.C. CEREMONY… 10 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:36,661 …FOR AN EVENING OF LAUGHTER, FREE SPEECH, AND THE PROMISE OF AN OPEN BAR. 11 00:00:55,930 --> 00:01:02,937 THE KENNEDY CENTER MARK TWAIN PRIZE FOR AMERICAN HUMOR 12 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,859 How would your co-workers describe you? 13 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:34,946 I could say I'm fair, honest, and endlessly creative. 14 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,323 You're supposed to use one word or less. 15 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,952 You look like a ginger crash test dummy. 16 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,204 I wish I had your confidence. 17 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,206 No, I'm just deluded. 18 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,585 I'm fine. 19 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,129 I guess I'm sort of the warm-up guy now. 20 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,672 All right, freeze. 21 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:55,258 You're under arrest for public display of a boner. 22 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,552 You know, I fancy myself a bit of a filmmaker. 23 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,721 Hello, job? 24 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,890 Television job? 25 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,517 You better be as good as Letterman. 26 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,603 I'll give it a shot. 27 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:11,441 Here's your host, Conan O'Brien! 28 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,193 Basic cable. 29 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,737 Basic cable. 30 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,197 YIELD 31 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,241 Do you see the bits? This never stops. 32 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,118 Ginger, no! 33 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,372 In the year 2000 34 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,041 My next guest is-- 35 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,043 The Interrupter! 36 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,467 You're a bastard. 37 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,760 Yes, I know. 38 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:39,886 He goes into character 39 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,680 when he doesn't want to address reality sometimes. 40 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,266 This is not true. 41 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,562 You can't be on pills and drive. 42 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,277 Thank you. Please remain seated. 43 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,528 We did it! Yeah! 44 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,988 UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX 45 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,282 Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. 46 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,245 Yeah! 47 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,162 Grab me a 40. 48 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,540 And when you're getting him a "fotee," could you get me a 40? 49 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:14,921 I will make fun! 50 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,131 And how you doing, little partner? 51 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,884 Fine. And it's Little Visitor now. 52 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,220 "Adawa Yoli" is how you say it in Cherokee. 53 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,807 Uh… Pardon my French, but I'll be damned. 54 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,729 Walker told me I have AIDS. 55 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,859 KUMAIL NANJIANI 56 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:46,665 TWAIN TALK 57 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,618 3 OUT OF 781 58 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:32,020 Six-car monorail! What'd I say? 59 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,897 -Monorail! -What's it called? 60 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,608 -Monorail! -That's right, monorail! 61 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,209 I will never do another episode of Silicon Valley. 62 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,379 That's really nice of you. 63 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:01,682 Eric! 64 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,226 Wait. 65 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,565 Eric, stop! 66 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:53,943 Eric! 67 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,278 Wait. 68 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,826 Eric, stop! 69 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:39,955 HENFIELD HORGAN HARVARD UNIVERSITY, DEAN OF STUDENTS 70 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,837 "THE CRAZY ROOSTER" 71 00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:57,806 -Mmm. -What do you think? 72 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,974 Creamy. 73 00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:08,108 Penis. 74 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,445 Ask him if he can tell that I work out. 75 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,466 Why not dig a trench? 76 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:36,011 Then the ball would be as low as you seem to wish it to be. 77 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,061 You're teaching people to be insane. 78 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:45,980 You broke this boy. 79 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,523 You broke his brain. 80 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:50,317 Did you know that NBC has a Turkish spa? 81 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,611 Oh, right here. 82 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,406 -Yeah, isn't that great? -That is great. That would be nice. 83 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:59,118 Yeah. Well, the only catch is you have to be completely naked. 84 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:03,080 Well, that's no problem. I mean, I'll check it out. 85 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:05,416 I think you're gonna like it. Give me the robe. 86 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:07,543 Just give me the robe. Get in there. 87 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:10,379 We'll be-- 88 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:18,137 I look like a Janet Jackson backup dancer. 89 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,139 -I'm here to buy your country. -Yeah. 90 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:24,101 When I'm walking around, I like to yell out random Italian things. 91 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,019 -Right. -You know? 92 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,355 SORRY 93 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,190 You keep thinking it's offensive. 94 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,860 -People just think that I'm Italian. -I-- I… 95 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,528 -Ragù in a can. -Buongiorno. 96 00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:45,122 Let's do this thing right now. 97 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,340 THE OSCARS 98 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,718 WRITERS ROOM LOS ANGELES, CA 99 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,971 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE ACADEMY AWARDS 100 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,279 MATT O'BRIEN 101 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:47,135 JESSIE GASKELL 102 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,857 MIKE SWEENEY 103 00:56:30,011 --> 00:56:31,971 CONAN BEATS US. NO BATHROOM BREAKS EITHER. 104 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:32,972 PLEASE SEND HELP. 105 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,131 I want to ask you something. 106 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:16,801 This is a question that people wouldn't expect, 107 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,136 but when I first got this job, 108 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,222 I came here to 30 Rock. 109 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:23,599 How did you get this job, by the way? 110 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:26,977 Was it a theme-writing contest? 111 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:29,647 -Yes. Yes. -Yeah. 112 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:34,485 It was a what-would-I-do-with-a-talk-show, and I was fourth. Uh… 113 01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,837 There's colors on the street 114 01:24:12,672 --> 01:24:14,716 Red, white and blue 115 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:18,386 People shufflin' their feet 116 01:24:19,929 --> 01:24:22,348 People sleepin' in their shoes 117 01:24:23,725 --> 01:24:27,395 But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead 118 01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:31,274 There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead 119 01:24:31,357 --> 01:24:34,819 Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them 120 01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:38,573 So I try to forget it any way I can 121 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:43,953 Keep on rockin' in the free world 122 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:51,836 Keep on rockin' in the free world 123 01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:54,297 Yeah 124 01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:21,825 Oh, oh yeah 125 01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,039 Ooh 126 01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:37,799 Keep on rockin' in the free world 127 01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:41,136 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah 128 01:25:41,719 --> 01:25:45,390 Keep on rockin' in the free world 129 01:25:54,816 --> 01:25:57,694 Oh