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Just a sec!
Yes. Where's our George? Did something happen to him?
He's fine, Ramon. He's home with his family.
But how do you know my name?
For me? Thank you!
Is the tree ready?
Almost! I just need to put the star on top and it's done!
Because if it isn't ready...
Santa won't be able to find my house!
Happy holidays!
Same to everyone! Good health!
What, you don't like it?
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's very beautiful!
Yes, but it's not as beautiful as you.
Come on, stop it, I feel like a whale.
How could you be a whale?
Yes, I am, can't you see I feel like eating all the time?
No!
You're very beautiful!
Where's the wedding ring? What did you do with it? You lost it!
No, I didn't lose it, love, I didn't lose it. Look, I put it here.
Look, I put it here. See? Look, it's here.
So I wouldn't lose it. See? Look.
Careful.
What?
You're going to put the star on top. So Santa can see us.
- Me? - Yes.
- Come on! - Easy!
- Careful with your back! - No, I'm holding you!
- Not mine, yours! - No, I'm fine now!
I rubbed on that bear garlic ointment!
- Come on! - Easy!
Check it! You're looking, right?
How beautiful it is!
Can you? Careful!
Easy! I told you I'm fine!
There's no way Santa won't find us now.
Hey, the stuffed cabbage rolls! No!
"We wish to inform you of the death of your sister."
But I don't have a sister.
"Her daughter, Maria Dumitru, is a student at our school
and lives in the school dormitory."
I have a niece?
But I don't have a sister.
Recipient...
Sonia Dumitru.
What happened?
Nothing.
They're just a little...
overdone.
But I like them overdone.
Yes, look!
Extraordinary!
Are you making fun of me?
Right.
I'll better eat them all.
No!
Charcoal! It's good for digestion anyway.
This little one has been super active all day.
He kept squirming, now on one side, now on the other. He wore me out.
I can't wait to see him.
Mommy's little baby.
You know, I'd love for him to have your eyes.
And I'd love for him to have your little nose.
So he won't keep tripping over every doorstep like I do.
And listen, the talent for cooking should definitely come from me.
Speaking of that, I'm going to brush my teeth because
I still have a bit of charcoal there.
Go!
Bear garlic, good job! She put the star up.
"They never found out they were twin sisters.
Immediately after birth, Ana and Sonia were separated
and, due to a regrettable mistake, taken to two different orphanages.
Maria is a very good child, and we believe it would be extremely beneficial for her
to meet you, given that you are now her only first-degree relative."
Maria! I hope you like pork fat with onions.
Sonia!
Sonia, look, you received a let...
No one should be alone at Christmas.
I promise I'll give you the most beautiful Christmas present.
I love you!
No, honestly, you know what I'm curious about, Lungu?
If you were Santa, what would you do first?
A reindeer steak, yes.
And anyway, I heard reindeer beats pork.
Get out of here! Only pig can beat another pig.
- Want some, Ceapă? - Indubitably.
Well, reindeer is hard to raise, man. You need a Canadian visa.
Whereas the pig... The pig is a gentleman. Grows itself all the way to the knife.
Guys!
- Is it time? Is she giving birth? - Are we going?
No, she's not. We're not going anywhere. Sonia is sleeping.
I have something else to discuss with you. It's urgent.
What do you know! Since Sonia got pregnant
he barely came by anymore, and now he wants to talk about emergencies.
- I don't know what to say. - I know! I've missed you.
Forget these two, they're foggy. Say it, Lulitră, what's the trouble?
This letter is the trouble. Big trouble.
It's almost "bye-bye trouble".
What a TV series this would make!
Don't say anything to Sonia, because she might worry and go into labor earlier.
And she didn't know about her sister all these years?
Yes!
I don't want to shock her now. She had no idea about any sister.
Or any niece. This letter was sent three years ago.
The girl should be around ten now.
That's exactly why I need to get to Oradea.
I want to give Sonia the most beautiful Christmas present: bring her niece back.
Aha, you've got a taste for adventure. Your... soles are itching.
- Right, Ceapă? - In-cunt-estable.
Ceapă, mind your language!
I mean indubitable. I like to switch it up.
He picked that up in Bucharest.
Well, Oradea isn't like Bucharest. Oradea's a smaller, quieter town.
In fifteen minutes, you've crossed it from one end to the other.
They've got a Christmas Fair, I saw it on TV. They have roasted chestnuts.
- What bad thing could happen to me? - You could choke on a chestnut, you know?
- Right, Ceapă? - Undeniably.
Undeniably. I like that one.
Ramon, stay home, be smart.
Haven't you figured out by now
that problems flock to you like frogs to a pond?
I can't leave a child alone at Christmas.
Yes, but go after she gives birth! Or after Santa comes.
No! I have to go now.
I'll be back by the time you finish singing "O Christmas Tree".
At the line "with needles ever green," we'll all be eating.
Can I count on you to take care of Sonia?
- Hey, hey! - What?
Enough!
Don't worry about a thing, Ramon!
Sonia is in good hands!
Sorry!
Sir! You dropped your bag!
Thank you!
Goodbye!
Good afternoon!
Taste first and then buy!
Thank you!
- Cold ones have no flavor! - Yes!
- Excuse me! - Yes.
- Do you know where Narciselor Street is? - I'm from the countryside.
- So am I. - Better ask someone else.
- Merry Christmas! - Same to you!
At last, a responsible citizen who, after committing two offenses,
comes voluntarily, so I can write him a fine.
Congratulations!
- Two? - First, you didn't use the crosswalk.
And second: there was a red light for pedestrians anyway.
It was just a little bit red.
What are you doing, arguing with the police? I just praised you.
No, but where I'm from, we don't have traffic lights.
It's left, right, and a stop sign.
And lots of vineyards.
- Vineyards? - Yes.
Another drunk. Move along, sir, please. Move along!
I did move along. I just want to ask you: Where is Narciselor Street?
OTL 31, all the way to the last stop.
- OTL what? - The tram.
- And don't forget, you stop at red. - Yes, and I go at green.
And what do I do on yellow?
- You leave. - Have a good day!
Very...
Good...
Morning!
What are you doing here? What are you all doing here?
Coffee?
Tea?
Milk?
Ramon?
Why did you leave these guys in here?
Calm down, don't strain yourself.
Don't shout, it's not good for you.
Do you have any cravings?
Yes, I crave for all of you to get out. Now!
Are you sure you're not craving something sweet?
She's not craving anything.
Where's Ramon?
Ramon?
He's... like a dandelion seed in the wind.
Today he's here, tomorrow he's there, essentially...
- Like all of us. Right, Ceapă? - Indubitably.
Sonia,
Ramon is exactly where he needs to be.
If you think about it, we are all exactly where the Universe has placed us.
Oh, great, you've been drinking gas again, this early in the morning.
Hello, sir?
Ah, good day!
You mean me?
Yes.
How can I find the director? I came here for a maximum-emergency case.
Listen to that, maximum emergency?
Yes!
Sir, I don't understand a word of what you're saying.
Yes...
You're not a Russian agent, otherwise you'd have understood.
Good afternoon!
No! I came to speak with the director.
American agent, incognito.
I'm from Transylvania, from Struguracul de Sus.
Now you deserve to be escorted.
- One second, I'll go lock the house door. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
You've made me very happy.
It's rare these days to find someone who still appreciates national values.
Young people today know nothing about Eminescu, about Creangă.
Good afternoon.
All they know is Travis Scott and Post Malone.
- How stupid. - Malone. The hip one.
Yes!
Good day!
- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!
The gentleman has a maximum-emergency case.
Yes. Mister?
- Ramona? - The "a" is silent.
- Rmona? - The final "a" is silent.
Ramon?
I'm listening...
Sorry! I'm sorry!
Please!
I apologize!
I think this train is going to have a small delay.
You've just brought the railways of Lapland
closer to the reality of the Romanian railways.
- The gentleman is the uncle... - No, I'm not the uncle.
How come? You said you were the uncle.
I'll handle this.
Good day.
My apologies.
Anyway... Let's move on.
Yes.
I'm listening.
I...
I'm not the uncle.
My wife is the aunt of the girl who is pregnant.
And I came for her, for the girl.
- The girl is pregnant? - The girl is pregnant?
Well, I'm asking, you said that your wife is the aunt of the girl who is pregnant.
Yes, nine months.
- Nine months? - Yes! That's why she didn't come.
- Who didn't come? - My wife, who is pregnant.
- Ah, your wife is pregnant. - Yes.
Well, say it like that...
Yes, and I came for the niece, for her niece.
What do you mean? What niece?
Look! The letter I've received.
I'll ask you to sit down carefully.
Sir, this letter was sent three years ago.
I wasn't the director back then, my colleague, Letiția Gavrilescu, was.
Why didn't you come to take the girl earlier?
I only received the letter yesterday, I came as fast as I could.
Unfortunately,
Maria is no longer with us.
What do you mean she's not here? Then where is she?
She disappeared last year, a day before Christmas.
We searched everywhere, we did, and the authorities did, no trace.
How could she disappear? Look at what it says here.
"We take responsibility for Maria's care and education
until your arrival or that of another legal guardian."
It is true, but this is how it is.
At least do you have a picture of her? Fifth from the left, bottom row.
Maria Dumitru.
You can barely see her.
It is the only photograph we have of her.
May I take it?
I'll make you a gift of it.
Frame included.
Thank you!
You can't just give a Christmas present like this, without...
Without what?
Without a carol!
O Christmas tree
How lovely are your branches
Not only green in summer's neat
Heat!
...heat But also winter's snow and sleet
O Christmas tree
How lovely are your branches
Bravo!
Very beautiful!
Mr. Ramon,
do you believe that Christmas miracles can happen?
I don't believe, I'm sure of it!
Weren't you supposed to have left already?
We didn't know how you like your eggs!
So we made you scrambled, poached, stuffed, boiled, and Kennedy.
Benedict. Not Kennedy.
Fine. Where is Ramon?
Ceapă?
If you don't tell me where Ramon is,
I'll make you an infusion of chamomile, St. John's wort, and marigold,
and that's all you'll drink for the rest of your lives.
Dishwater!
Good!
The woman is ready to resort to extreme measures, what do we do?
- We hold out! - We hold out?
Yes! We hold out!
Guys!
Lungu.
Water.
Ramon had to leave, and he asked us to take care of you.
I couldn't hold out.
Joyful Maria.
An elf of a girl, quick and sharp as a whip.
Do you know where she is?
She was abducted by extraterrestrials.
- Who? - The lizard-people.
The Reptilians.
It makes sense if you think about it.
All of them gifted kids. So, special.
Plus the former director.
Letiția.
Math teacher.
National Best Teacher Award, five years in a row.
Wait a minute! What do you mean they all disappeared?
You mean those lizards just took them all at once?
No, one by one.
First it was Letiția.
About a year or so ago.
Then the kids started to feel her absence, and one by one,
all the gifted kids...
Maria was the last one left.
Yes, maybe you'll get lucky.
Maybe you're lucky and they're still in town.
Who knows!
Anyway, the Earth is flat like a plate.
If you go too far, you risk falling off it.
Merry Christmas!
Well, I mean, I hope it will be.
Please, tell me where he is.
He said it's a surprise.
What surprise?!
The surprise is that I'm going to give birth in the next half-hour.
That's the surprise.
- Are you having contractions? - Stay there!
Get out of my house!
He took the suit.
It fit him really well.
He even looked like he'd lost some weight, didn't he, boys?
Visibly. He's more solid.
You should've seen how easily he carried the suitcase.
He took the suitcase too.
He left with Ana.
Sonia, it's not what you think.
Didn't I tell you to leave me alone?
Come on, Sonia, don't cry.
Try to understand, we're not allowed to tell you where Ramon went.
He left with Ana.
- You have to understand... - Understand what, Ceapă?
What am I supposed to understand?
Get out!
Sonia, you need to calm down!
- Breathe in! - Breathe out!
Breathe out!
Breathe in! Breathe out!
- Sonia! - Leave me alone!
What are you doing?
AROUND THE CORNER You find what you need
Excuse me!
Good afternoon!
Yes, yes, good afternoon!
Do you by any chance have some glasses, or a magnifier?
Binoculars? So I can see this photo more clearly?
You've come to the right place! Here you find everything you need!
On holidays we mark the time, We greet each customer in rhyme!
Wonderful, but I'd like some glasses so I can see the photo more clearly.
Yes, we've got them!
Sun and heat, For sparks and welding, tough and neat!
For cozy sleep, with feathered fluff, For party time, with mustache stuff!
For zooming in, for shrinking too, With lenses made to sharpen view!
Yes, that's what I want!
These are the ones, for real, you know! They lift your style to rococo!
Yes, I can see! Maybe not clearer, but definitely bigger!
In life, good sir, it's plain to see: The bigger it is, the better it will be!
GIVE A GIFT TO THE CHILDREN!
Excuse me, can you manage to see this little girl?
But can you, in turn, manage to see the Kingdom of Heaven?
- Merry Christmas! - God bless you!
Have you seen this girl?
How beautiful she is!
Do you know her?
No, but she's beautiful, sir! May she live long!
Thank you! Merry Christmas, madam!
Excuse me, do you know this girl?
- No hablo rumano. - Sorry?
- No soi rumano. I don't speak Romanian. - OK.
No, I don't know her. I'm sorry.
But you, I know you from television.
Oh no, I haven't done anything wrong.
Can we take a selfie together? I promise I won't expose you.
Yes.
Thank you very much, Mr. Horia Brenciu!
You know her?
Do you know her?
Have you seen her?
- She's calmer now. - It's going to be alright, you'll see.
Good thing the priest was home making sausages.
He gave me holy water and pork rind.
Bravo! Let's sprinkle holy water on the pork rind too!
If we don't have reindeer, we go with pork.
- Right, Ceapă? - Indubitably.
Reindeer are not in the Bible.
The Bible tells us that pigs have a bad reputation.
On the blacklist of infamy, they carry the sin of gluttony.
Come on, Smiley! Come here! Good boy, Smiley! Good boy! Come here!
Bravo! Good job, Smiley! Good! Very good!
Bravo, Smiley! Bravo!
Good afternoon! Do you happen to have a phone? I need to call someone,
it's an emergency and I don't have a city-type phone.
Sonia!
I brought you sanctified pork rind!
Damn traitors!
Sonia!
- Come outside! - Come on!
Wait!
Sonia!
Sonia, wait! Wait, we'll tell you everything!
Sonia, your pork rind is getting cold!
No!
Your pork rind is getting cold!
Sonia!
- You moron! - That way!
Sonia!
She's not answering.
- May I make another call? - OK.
She's here!
Sonia!
- Thank you very much! - My pleasure!
Come on, Smiley, shall we go home? Bravo, Smiley, bravo!
Sonia!
Tell me where he is!
Sonia!
Calm down, Sonia!
I won't calm down! I can't calm down until you tell me everything!
We'll tell you!
But don't you want to rest a bit? Maybe you're tired.
No, you'll lock me in again!
She's right!
Let's go to the beer garden!
It's neutral ground!
It never closes, it's non-stop.
Hands up! Up!
Walk forward!
Walk forward, no sudden moves, yes?
Santa Claus with snowy hair Through the winter winds of air
Brings us gifts in shining sets For the girls and for the boys he meets
Santa Claus Santa Claus
From the elders we've been told Every year as winters roll
Wandering Santa finds his way Never once has he stayed away
Santa Claus Santa Claus
Santa Claus with snowy hair Tell us, where do you now fare?
We would sing you carols bright Stay with us this Christmas night
Santa Claus Santa Claus
Forgive me, Sonia.
I thought that if I brought your niece home,
I'd give you the most beautiful Christmas gift.
Forgive me for lying to you, for not telling you the truth,
and for leaving you alone.
Hey!
The wedding ring! Give it to me, please!
Excuse me!
The wedding ring!
Give it to me!
Sorry!
Leave me alone!
Hey, woman, Ramon is not cheating on you.
He loves you.
Then why won't you tell me the truth, you guys?
Because we're not allowed to tell you the truth.
- Right, Ceapă? - Indubitably.
Ramon won't let us tell you, and therefore, it is forbidden.
- What? - We can't tell you that he is in Oradea.
Oradea? What?
Ceapă!
If we're not allowed to tell her that he's in Oradea...
Why are we telling her he's in Oradea?
Alright, I'm leaving!
- No! - I'm going to Oradea!
No! It's night now!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow.
We're going to the place where you don't know Ramon is.
And where Ramon must not know that you know from us that he's in Oradea, yes?
- Tomorrow! - Yes!
What are you doing, closing up?
Without a tree, there is no Christmas.
Good morning, Maria.
My name is Ramon.
Calm down, Maria.
How do you know my name?
That means you've been watching me for a long time.
Yes, but only now have I found you!
- Help! - No! Wait!
Wait!
I just arrived!
I don't know you! Don't come near me!
Yes, look! No, look, I'll stay here!
I won't move anymore, look, I'll stay here!
I just want to show you something.
I am the husband of your aunt, Sonia.
Who is your mother's sister.
What sister?
Look, it's written here, in the letter.
I'll just leave this here.
Read it.
See, it says there that... they were separated at birth,
without knowing about each other, that your mother...
And that you live here at the school, in Oradea.
That's Mrs. Letiția's handwriting.
Whose?
Doesn't matter, go on.
Well, that's it. I left everything and came for you.
- Why? - What do you mean, why?
We're relatives.
The soup is ready.
Look...
Look, this is your aunt, Sonia.
She's beautiful.
She's very beautiful.
And if she suddenly cares so much about me, this aunt...
why didn't she come here herself?
You see, your aunt, my wife, is pregnant.
Well, very pregnant, and travel is not recommended.
She doesn't even know I'm here.
What do you mean she doesn't know?
I didn't want her to worry.
Pregnant women are a bit sensitive.
So...
I lied to her.
Well, you know it's not good to lie.
No, I never lie.
Just now.
I wanted to protect her.
But you should know she'll be very happy that you're going to come live with us.
And why do you think I'd want to come live with you?
I have vineyards. Huge vineyards. You can wander all day! Through the vines!
I have pigs! And a smokehouse!
I have a tractor!
I have zebras!
A giraffe!
Camels!
Listen...
You... what do you love the most, more than anything?
But don't laugh!
Pickled green tomatoes!
Hey, Santa!
I asked you for a family, and you gave me one!
Thank you very much, you were very sweet!
I know... This year I've been busy with the little one.
I didn't manage to write a letter or anything.
But don't be a jerk now.
If you already gave him to me, let me keep him.
What? I don't care about that hottie.
But Ramon is mine.
Hey, did you get that?
Don't say later that you couldn't find the tree.
What are you doing here, criminal?
Do you want to get me in trouble too?
What criminal?
Maria!
Maria, is that you?! Man, I'm so glad you're alright!
I'm sorry I barged into the house like that.
It's fine.
I was sure you'd find her. Bravo, my friend!
But tell me where you were and what you did until now, I know nothing about you.
I was around here. Better tell me why you're calling my uncle a criminal.
A criminal, but a famous one.
Look!
The Christmas tree in Oradea caught fire last night.
Our correspondent reported live from the scene of the disaster.
Good evening, Andreea! Good evening, everyone!
I'm here with a witness who will tell us what happened.
Yes, Andreea, good evening. A burning Christmas tree is not a good sign.
That's it, Christmas is ruined.
And bad luck will hover over our city for a whole year. As for the culprit,
I don't think anyone will catch him, because he's not from our planet.
He's extraterrestrial, and they're at war with the reptilians.
Yes, we cannot confirm at this time that Oradea has been attacked by reptilians.
The only thing we know for sure...
No, that's not fair! It was an accident!
Yeah, I know, everything on TV is a conspiracy. It's bullshit.
Did you hear him switching to English?
Yeah, I did. But why? You know him better.
Think about it, Romanians used to be brothers with the forests,
now they're brothers with the Americans.
And you are clearly an American agent in disguise as a dimwit.
Him? An American agent?
Yes, I'll prove it right now.
Think about it.
Americans would never, ever set fire to a decorated Christmas tree,
because they invented Christmas, right? Come on, I know. Here, hold this.
See? American agent!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is absolutely incredible what is happening...
The tree in the city...
We have lost all hope...
Letiția?!
Please, I need the wedding ring.
I can't go home without it. Please.
I don't have it.
What do you mean you don't have it?
Where is it?
With Mrs. Letiția.
Why?
She grabbed it while I was running.
Impossible. She would never do that, she's an honest woman.
If she were honest, she wouldn't have stolen my wedding ring.
I don't know, there must be some other explanation.
Where can I find Mrs. Letiția?
Please! I can't go home without the ring.
Please!
- She's under the Castle. - There?
ROMANIA'S GRINCH
Police are asking anyone who has information about
the suspect in these images to immediately call 112.
We're postponing the departure!
I'll get the wedding ring back, and I won't leave things like this! And then...
We'll go home!
Home?
Yes, home!
Again, in these images we can see the main suspect
of last night's disaster.
I don't know why, but this face does not look unfamiliar to me.
-Where have I seen this man before? - Hello?
Hello!
Listen carefully!
Hello, who is this?
- Who is it? - Ramon!
- Who? - Ramon!
Wait! You never know who's listening.
Hello?
Hello, it's Ramon!
- Ramon, is that you? - Yes, it's me!
Ramon, what have you done? They're showing you on TV again!
I don't have time to explain now. How is Sonia feeling?
Sonia is fine, she's...
She's calm, peaceful, on soups and chamomile teas...
Yes...
I mean... she's not worried at all?
Nooo... not at all!
I'm glad!
I found the girl! But I need your help!
Yes!
It's very important that you do this before nightfall!
Guys!
Can I count on you?
Of course!
So...
Ah, your morning is other people's noon!
What took you so long to get here, guys?
Why didn't you wait inside? You'll catch a cold!
What, so you could lock me in again? No way!
Calm down, woman!
No one will stand in the way of your initiatory journey to Oradea.
- Where's Ceapă? - Waiting for us at the car.
What car?
Self-propelled agricultural vehicle equipped with a transport platform!
No, that won't work. You've been on the news, people recognize you.
No. Come with me.
Guys, I understand I've "expanded" a bit lately, but I still don't think
I'm meant to be hauled in a tractor.
We need to bring something to Ramon. Come on, let's board!
Come on, pregnant ladies first, come on!
Wow, it's huge!
Straight down the hallway and to the right.
One, two, three and, Up we go, up!
Alright, come on, you get in too!
What now?
We need a jar of pickled green tomatoes.
No! Not those, no way! Those are my pickled tomatoes!
Ramon made them especially for me! No way! No!
Careful!
This is not starting well! This is not what we agreed!
What a beautiful elf!
Yes, great! Now no one will recognize you, clearly!
Come on, say "ho, ho, ho"!
I don't believe him!
Try again!
That's it!
How are you doing, my dear children?
- Very well! - Yes? Is it better like this?
Perfect!
We've got a few hours left to save Christmas.
The ring.
You go over there. But we need a flashlight.
Come with me.
- Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!
Good afternoon! We'd like a flashlight.
- A flashlight? - Yes.
Wouldn't you like something for the reindeer?
I've got fodder that makes your mouth water.
Please, we just want a flashlight, we're in a hurry.
We've got everything here. Crank-powered. Battery-powered.
Head-lamp, works on reindeer too. LED. Candles. Lighters.
Christmas lights, they work great, if you ask me.
We'd like a flashlight that gives light.
Ah, so not a flashlight that gives darkness.
A simple flashlight, battery-powered.
Dear, wouldn't it be better to take this crank flashlight?
You power it with the wrist, and we save all the turtles in Romania.
Not a single battery thrown away.
Fine, I'll take it.
And for Santa?
A red gas lantern, it matches perfectly.
Come on, we're in a hurry!
- Good afternoon! - Good day!
Yes, I know, officers so-and-so and so-and-so, blah, blah, blah...
But why did you stop us? We're in a hurry!
Ma'am, tractors are not allowed on the highway. I know, it may seem unfair,
but that's the law.
And we are the law!
Sir, can't you see I'm pregnant?
I need to get to the hospital in Oradea.
But you should know we have maternity wards nearby.
There's one right here.
No! All my kin were born in Oradea.
My father, my grandfather, my great-grandfather, everyone.
If I gave birth somewhere else, it would basically be like betraying my ancestors.
- In that case of extreme emergency... - Yes?
- We'll drive you there in our car. - No!
No! No way!
Ceapă, get me down! Get me down, carefully!
No, I've never in my life ridden in a police car, no!
Ma'am,
do you want me to lose this pregnancy?
Say it!
This shaking actually calms my contractions.
For me, sir, the only means of transport that has been, is, and always will be...
the tractor.
I can also take a horse and cart, but I prefer the tractor.
Ma'am, be reasonable, the maternity ward is right here, nearby.
No!
You have no idea what it's like to be pregnant!
Come on, ma'am, I've been pregnant too, and I didn't make such a big fuss of it.
Ma'am, we've decided.
Oh, come on! Men are always the ones to decide?
Can't you see this woman is pregnant?
You don't even know what that means!
- You said... - I didn't say anything!
This woman is pregnant!
And she is going to give birth in Oradea!
- By tractor! - By tractor!
- Yes? - Yes!
Come on, man, let them go!
We'll follow you in the car! Come on, get in!
The little bear!
Here's where you all live?
Yes, it's like a camp. But we also have classes.
Math, physics, chemistry...
Letiția is a super teacher and she teaches us a lot of things.
Even now, during the holidays?
Science never has holidays.
Got it. Help me a bit with the lantern.
But why did you leave the school? What was wrong there?
It wasn't bad, I actually liked it.
But when Letiția left first, we went after her.
And why did she leave?
Those people at the school kept annoying her with their Christmas nonsense.
She doesn't believe in Christmas.
How come?
No. And we don't believe anymore either.
Why?
Because in recent years none of us has received any presents.
Letiția is right. This whole Santa thing is nonsense.
How can it be nonsense?
Look at yourself. Are you Santa Claus?
No, but... I help him.
Maria!
Maria! Wait for me!
Maria!
Maria, wait!
Wait for me!
Maria!
Are you alright?
Yes, I'm OK! Good thing I fell on my belly!
Do you have money? Or don't you?
Goodbye!
Wait, sir!
What is it?
I'm giving birth!
I'm giving birth! We have to go now!
Can't you see this is a special situation?
If you don't have money, move along!
You move along, you don't negotiate anything!
Citizen, by order of the authorities and in accordance with the emergency laws,
we requisition everything these gentlemen want for the pregnant lady!
Correct!
What does the lady want?
Is this what the lady wants?
Yes. And we're running late.
The biggest one!
- The biggest? - The biggest!
Easy!
What are these?
Cristina!
Răzvan!
These are my classmates!
Medeea!
Mihnea!
Natalia!
And they're your classmates too?
Yes, we're all classmates here!
I think these are your Christmas presents!
Looks like Santa did his job well, don't you think?
Yes!
Look! Bogdan has three gifts!
Three gifts, one for each year!
Two when we were at school and one here!
And Răzvan has three gifts!
Look! Maria!
Dana.
Looks like you only have one present.
Yes, because I asked Santa for the same thing every year.
What did you ask for?
It's a secret.
And anyway, it's impossible for him to bring me what I asked for.
Aren't you going to open it? Aren't you curious?
No.
Maria?
Do you want to help Santa?
Of course! Elves always help Santa.
It's late.
We have here a fake Santa Claus.
Everyone, say hello to the fake Santa Claus.
Hello, fake Santa Claus!
- Hello, Maria! - Hello!
I'm glad you're alright. But why are you dressed like that?
Go and change, please. We have quantum physics.
Physics with what?
Quantum physics is about uncertainty.
Truth does not always come in the form of a real image.
And our duty is to turn that uncertainty into a scientific truth.
That's the lesson I'm trying to teach my students.
So I am to understand you've long moved past the lesson with the plums.
If I have three plums and Maria has five plums,
how many fit in the brandy cauldron?
All of them! You see, that's magic. Just like Christmas.
It comes only once a year, brings joy, brings families together,
and that is a certainty.
It's about faith, not about physics... whatever.
Amusing.
Maria, go change, please, and join your classmates.
We have to continue working on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't right now.
As an elf, it's my duty to help Santa!
Stop this at once!
Mr. Ramon, we met in the square when you destroyed the tree.
It was an accident.
We all watched the TV report, and now we all agree.
Goodbye Christmas in our city!
- Hi, fake Santa! - Goodbye, Santa!
Come on!
This costume is magic and Christmas is real, ma'am!
So you're telling me that you are Santa?
No! But whoever puts on this costume gets a bit of magic!
- Seriously? - Yes!
- Who is Cristina? - Me!
You asked Santa for a bicycle, right?
Yes, but he never brought it to me!
Why do you think he never brought it?
Because Santa hasn't brought us any presents for years!
Santa doesn't bring presents to children. Santa doesn't exist.
Color of the bicycle?
- Pink. - Pink!
What?
You see?
- Răzvan! - Me!
You asked Santa for a Formula One car and a Spider-Man costume.
You see? Santa exists!
These presents were...
They were hidden by you in the secret room.
Bogdan!
I hate Christmas...
and I hate Santa.
I locked all the doors and windows of the school.
I blocked the chimney and he still got inside the school.
Then we hid here, cut off from the world, no one knows where we are,
and he still manages, on Christmas night, to bring the children presents.
I don't understand how and if I don't understand, I don't like it!
The magic of Christmas!
I hate everything that is not logical, tangible, and real!
And if you don't understand something, you hide the children's presents
so they won't believe in Santa anymore?
Yes! I took all the presents!
I kept them away from magic!
I took the presents to protect them!
You took our presents?
The presents that Santa brought us?
I did it for you!
I did it to protect you, to keep you away from myths and lies.
Don't you understand you've stolen Christmas from yourself too?
Look, I have a present for you, from Santa.
I'll give it to you, but you have something that belongs to me.
Why did you make the children steal?
We don't steal!
Someone has to pay for this temple of knowledge!
You stole!
This is the class fund! We need money for education!
Kids, are you coming with me?
Yes! Yes! We're all coming!
Nobody leaves this place!
The wedding ring! The present! Thank you!
Done! We did it! We're out!
Come on! Everyone, follow me!
Everyone, follow Santa!
Yes, yes, everyone follow Santa Claus!
Come on!
- What's wrong? - It stopped.
The square is to the right!
What do we do?
We're too close to fail now!
I've never done anything illegal in my life.
- Ramon is in the square? - That's what he said.
What are they doing?
- Ceapă? - Yes?
If you don't turn right, I'll break your arm and beat you with it.
- What do we do, boss? - Let's go after them!
We've got a tail!
Faster! Come on, faster!
- Come on, overtake him! - I don't have space!
Unbelievable!
Come on, Ceapă, you're driving like a corpse! Move, I'll drive!
That's all this vehicle can do.
We're on Army Street, we're chasing a tractor!
- A detractor? - Not a detractor, a tractor!
With a trailer.
A tractor with a trailer, the chief said!
Come on, man!
Life itself is magic.
And if you don't believe that, at least try to live it as something magical.
- Albert... - Einstein... I know...
I know...
How did you find me?
Maria and Ramon, who's a spy for America.
You see conspiracies everywhere.
You haven't changed at all.
Oh yes, I have.
A lot.
Now I know the only thing that is not a conspiracy...
is Christmas.
It's a miracle.
How do you know?
Because I wished for a very special gift for the holidays and...
Santa showed me the way.
Santa?
Santa.
We're not going to make it!
I don't want to go to prison!
Everything was fine!
They were supposed to arrive, but...
I think something happened.
You lied.
No! I didn't lie!
Something happened.
They were supposed to be here.
I didn't lie, but I think something happened.
I'm not going to prison!
This year I'm spending Christmas with Ramon!
Guys, you promised you'd help him!
You promised you'd take care of me!
Guys, Ramon is your friend!
Indubitably!
Who's right?
Step on it!
Yes! What did I tell you!
Will you help me?
We need to put the tree back up right away. It's absolutely necessary.
Direct order from Santa Claus. That is, from me.
It's too big, Santa, and there are too few of us. We can't do it.
What do you mean we can't?
If we don't put up the tree, Santa won't see us.
But we can't lift it ourselves. There are too few of us.
Too few? Look around.
The whole city is here.
We'll all put our shoulder to it! It has to be possible!
- Of course it's possible! - Yes! It's possible!
Yes! It's Christmas! At Christmas anything is possible!
We need a crane! And someone to hurry up and fix the power!
Yes!
Ramon!
Give me the pickled green tomatoes! Nice and easy, easy.
Litra! Lungu!
Ramon!
- Why are you late?! - Complications!
Where's Sonia?
I told you to take care of her!
Maria! Maria! Sonia!
Why didn't you say the city didn't have a tree?
Chief, even we didn't know anything.
Come on, less talking and more work, let's go!
If we don't put this tree up, Santa won't come, come on!
Sonia!
I know I lied to you and that... I didn't tell you the truth.
But I'm glad you came with the tree.
This is Maria.
Hello!
Your niece.
I came to Oradea for her, to find her and bring her home.
But...
it took me a bit longer.
She's my niece?
Wow, you really do look like me!
- I'm Sonia! - I'm Maria!
She likes pickled green tomatoes. The tomatoes are for her.
- Do you like pickled green tomatoes? - A lot!
Pickled green tomatoes.
- Y? - What's that?
Heisenberg's uncertainty.
It tells me to think about Y, and it's right.
This is the way.
Who's right?
Him.
Einstein?
Santa.
Do you like it?
Guys! What a beautiful tree!
Indubitably.
But where's the star?
We couldn't find one.
Well, a tree without a star is not a decorated tree.
Excuse me!
Hey! Man! Do you remember me?
Yes!
- I need your bike! - If you're in a hurry, take it!
- Really? - Yes! It's Christmas, after all.
I'll come back, wait for me here!
I'll wait for you here!
And bring us something to lift us up to the top!
Yes!
Excuse me!
We need a lift platform!
How are we with the power?
What beautiful snow What snowfall
Snowflakes rushing down Over the town
Cheerful people on the street
With gifts all around For their loved ones they have found
Children, let's decorate the Christmas tree together!
The Christmas tree? You?
Of course, the tree has to be ready, otherwise Santa won't find us!
Yes!
Open your heart Santa will come into your home
And you'll hear a merry ho-ho-ho
Everyone's happy
Gathered on this holy Christmas Eve
Only children all excited...
Oh, hello, Santa!
Wait, don't tell me! You have an emergency and there's no time to lose!
Yes, I need a star for the Christmas tree.
Right away!
This one!
No, bigger!
This one!
Even bigger, it's for the tree in the square!
This one! It has lights, you can see it!
No, even bigger!
- This one! - That's it!
That's the one!
How beautiful it is!
Camelia, please tell us what the good news is.
Yes, Andreea, it's absolutely incredible what's happening here.
Young people, elders, children, tourists, everyone is helping.
The tree will be ready for Santa.
This is it! But... I don't have any money.
Santa, it's the holidays. The star is a gift from La Doi Pași.
Make way!
Come on!
It's done! We have power!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Yes! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, my loves!
You know, I had a talk with one of your colleagues,
and it seems he listened to me.
What did you ask him for? You look very happy.
I think it's time you open it.
What is it?
It's the present she asked from Santa.
What?
YOUR FAMILY
Bravo, Ramon! Bravo!
You did a very good job!
And now I'm talking to you!
Yes! Yes, to you!
To you who are watching me right now!
From the youngest to the oldest!
Do the same!
Be kind!
Be good!
Love!
Make sure the tree... is ready!
And don't forget, Santa Claus exists!
Merry Christmas!