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{\an8}RECIPIENT: SONIA DUMITRU
BUCHAREST, ST. SF. GHEORGHE 102

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{\an8}NO RECIPIENT

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ROMANIAN POST

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<i>Hakuna matata!</i>

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{\an8}NO RECIPIENT
RETURN TO SENDER

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Just a sec!

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Yes. Where's our George?
Did something happen to him?

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He's fine, Ramon.
He's home with his family.

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But how do you know my name?

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For me?
Thank you!

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Is the tree ready?

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Almost! I just need to put the star on top
and it's done!

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Because if it isn't ready...

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Santa won't be able
to find my house!

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Happy holidays!

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Same to everyone! Good health!

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What, you don't like it?

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Wow, it's beautiful!

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It's very beautiful!

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Yes, but it's not as beautiful as you.

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Come on, stop it,
I feel like a whale.

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How could you be a whale?

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Yes, I am, can't you see
I feel like eating all the time?

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No!

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You're very beautiful!

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Where's the wedding ring?
What did you do with it? You lost it!

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No, I didn't lose it, love,
I didn't lose it. Look, I put it here.

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Look, I put it here. See?
Look, it's here.

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So I wouldn't lose it.
See? Look.

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Careful.

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What?

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You're going to put the star on top.
So Santa can see us.

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- Me?
- Yes.

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- Come on!
- Easy!

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- Careful with your back!
- No, I'm holding you!

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- Not mine, yours!
- No, I'm fine now!

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I rubbed on that bear garlic ointment!

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- Come on!
- Easy!

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Check it!
You're looking, right?

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How beautiful it is!

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Can you? Careful!

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Easy! I told you I'm fine!

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There's no way Santa
won't find us now.

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Hey, the stuffed cabbage rolls!
No!

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"We wish to inform you of
the death of your sister."

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But I don't have a sister.

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"Her daughter, Maria Dumitru,
is a student at our school

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and lives in the school dormitory."

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I have a niece?

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But I don't have a sister.

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Recipient...

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Sonia Dumitru.

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What happened?

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Nothing.

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They're just a little...

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overdone.

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But I like them overdone.

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Yes, look!

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Extraordinary!

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Are you making fun of me?

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Right.

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I'll better eat them all.

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No!

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Charcoal! It's good for digestion anyway.

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This little one has been
super active all day.

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He kept squirming, now on one side,
now on the other. He wore me out.

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I can't wait to see him.

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Mommy's little baby.

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You know, I'd love for him
to have your eyes.

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And I'd love for him
to have your little nose.

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So he won't keep tripping
over every doorstep like I do.

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And listen, the talent for cooking
should definitely come from me.

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Speaking of that, I'm going to
brush my teeth because

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I still have a bit of charcoal there.

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Go!

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Bear garlic, good job!
She put the star up.

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<i>"They never found out
they were twin sisters.</i>

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<i>Immediately after birth,
Ana and Sonia were separated</i>

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<i>and, due to a regrettable mistake,
taken to two different orphanages.</i>

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<i>Maria is a very good child, and we believe
it would be extremely beneficial for her</i>

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<i>to meet you, given that you are now
her only first-degree relative."</i>

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Maria!
I hope you like pork fat with onions.

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Sonia!

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Sonia, look, you received a let...

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No one should be alone at Christmas.

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I promise I'll give you
the most beautiful Christmas present.

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I love you!

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No, honestly, you know
what I'm curious about, Lungu?

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If you were Santa,
what would you do first?

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A reindeer steak, yes.

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And anyway, I heard reindeer beats pork.

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Get out of here!
Only pig can beat another pig.

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- Want some, Ceapă?
- Indubitably.

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Well, reindeer is hard to raise, man.
You need a Canadian visa.

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Whereas the pig... The pig is a gentleman.
Grows itself all the way to the knife.

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Guys!

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- Is it time? Is she giving birth?
- Are we going?

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No, she's not. We're not going anywhere.
Sonia is sleeping.

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I have something else to discuss with you.
It's urgent.

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What do you know!
Since Sonia got pregnant

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he barely came by anymore, and now
he wants to talk about emergencies.

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- I don't know what to say.
- I know! I've missed you.

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Forget these two, they're foggy.
Say it, Lulitră, what's the trouble?

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This letter is the trouble.
Big trouble.

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It's almost "bye-bye trouble".

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What a TV series this would make!

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Don't say anything to Sonia, because
she might worry and go into labor earlier.

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And she didn't know
about her sister all these years?

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Yes!

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I don't want to shock her now.
She had no idea about any sister.

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Or any niece. This letter
was sent three years ago.

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The girl should be around ten now.

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That's exactly why
I need to get to Oradea.

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I want to give Sonia the most beautiful
Christmas present: bring her niece back.

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Aha, you've got a taste for adventure.
Your... soles are itching.

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- Right, Ceapă?
- In-cunt-estable.

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Ceapă, mind your language!

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I mean indubitable.
I like to switch it up.

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He picked that up in Bucharest.

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Well, Oradea isn't like Bucharest.
Oradea's a smaller, quieter town.

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In fifteen minutes, you've crossed it
from one end to the other.

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They've got a Christmas Fair, I saw it
on TV. They have roasted chestnuts.

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- What bad thing could happen to me?
- You could choke on a chestnut, you know?

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- Right, Ceapă?
- Undeniably.

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Undeniably. I like that one.

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Ramon, stay home, be smart.

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Haven't you figured out by now

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that problems flock to you
like frogs to a pond?

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I can't leave a child alone at Christmas.

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Yes, but go <i>after</i> she gives birth!
Or after Santa comes.

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No! I have to go now.

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I'll be back by the time
you finish singing "O Christmas Tree".

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At the line "with needles ever green,"
we'll all be eating.

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Can I count on you
to take care of Sonia?

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- Hey, hey!
- What?

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Enough!

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Enough!

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Don't worry about a thing, Ramon!

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Sonia is in good hands!

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Sorry!

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Sir! You dropped your bag!

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Thank you!

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Goodbye!

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Good afternoon!

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Taste first and then buy!

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Thank you!

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- Cold ones have no flavor!
- Yes!

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- Excuse me!
- Yes.

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- Do you know where Narciselor Street is?
- I'm from the countryside.

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- So am I.
- Better ask someone else.

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- Merry Christmas!
- Same to you!

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At last, a responsible citizen who,
after committing two offenses,

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comes voluntarily,
so I can write him a fine.

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Congratulations!

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- Two?
- First, you didn't use the crosswalk.

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And second: there was a red light
for pedestrians anyway.

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00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,583
It was just a little bit red.

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What are you doing, arguing with
the police? I just praised you.

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00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:09,083
No, but where I'm from, we don't have
traffic lights.

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It's left, right, and a stop sign.

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And lots of vineyards.

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- Vineyards?
- Yes.

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Another drunk. Move along, sir, please.
Move along!

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00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,375
I did move along. I just want to ask you:
Where is Narciselor Street?

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OTL 31, all the way to the last stop.

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- OTL what?
- The tram.

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- And don't forget, you stop at red.
- Yes, and I go at green.

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And what do I do on yellow?

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- You leave.
- Have a good day!

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Very...

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Good...

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Morning!

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What are you doing here?
What are you all doing here?

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Coffee?

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Tea?

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Milk?

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Ramon?

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Ramon?
Why did you leave these guys in here?

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Calm down, don't strain yourself.

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Don't shout, it's not good for you.

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Do you have any cravings?

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Yes, I crave for all of you to get out.
Now!

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Are you sure you're not craving
something sweet?

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She's not craving anything.

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Where's Ramon?

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Ramon?

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He's... like a dandelion seed in the wind.

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Today he's here, tomorrow he's there,
essentially...

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- Like all of us. Right, Ceapă?
- Indubitably.

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Sonia,

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Ramon is exactly where he needs to be.

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If you think about it, we are all
exactly where the Universe has placed us.

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Oh, great, you've been drinking gas again,
this early in the morning.

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Hello, sir?

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Ah, good day!

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You mean me?

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Yes.

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How can I find the director? I came here
for a maximum-emergency case.

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Listen to that, maximum emergency?

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Yes!

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Sir, I don't understand a word
of what you're saying.

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Yes...

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You're not a Russian agent,
otherwise you'd have understood.

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Good afternoon!

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No! I came
to speak with the director.

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American agent, incognito.

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I'm from Transylvania,
from Struguracul de Sus.

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Now you deserve to be escorted.

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- One second, I'll go lock the house door.
- Yes.

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- Let's go.
- Yes.

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You've made me very happy.

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It's rare these days to find someone
who still appreciates national values.

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Young people today know nothing
about Eminescu, about Creangă.

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Good afternoon.

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All they know is Travis Scott
and Post Malone.

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- How stupid.
- Malone. The hip one.

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Yes!

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Good day!

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- Good afternoon!
- Good afternoon!

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00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,833
The gentleman has a
maximum-emergency case.

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Yes. Mister?

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- Ramona?
- The "a" is silent.

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- Rmona?
- The final "a" is silent.

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Ramon?

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I'm listening...

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Sorry!
I'm sorry!

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Please!

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I apologize!

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I think this train
is going to have a small delay.

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You've just brought
the railways of Lapland

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closer to the reality
of the Romanian railways.

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- The gentleman is the uncle...
- No, I'm not the uncle.

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How come? You said you were the uncle.

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I'll handle this.

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Good day.

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My apologies.

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Anyway...
Let's move on.

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Yes.

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I'm listening.

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I'm listening.

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I...

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I'm not the uncle.

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My wife is the aunt of the girl
who is pregnant.

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And I came for her, for the girl.

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- The girl is pregnant?
- The girl is pregnant?

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Well, I'm asking, you said that your wife
is the aunt of the girl who is pregnant.

249
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,208
Yes, nine months.

250
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,791
- Nine months?
- Yes! That's why she didn't come.

251
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:37,875
- Who didn't come?
- My wife, who is pregnant.

252
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,916
- Ah, your wife is pregnant.
- Yes.

253
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,291
Well, say it like that...

254
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,708
Yes, and I came for the niece,
for her niece.

255
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,375
What do you mean? What niece?

256
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:50,291
Look! The letter I've received.

257
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:09,250
I'll ask you to sit down carefully.

258
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:15,291
Sir, this letter
was sent three years ago.

259
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:19,000
I wasn't the director back then,
my colleague, Letiția Gavrilescu, was.

260
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,833
Why didn't you come
to take the girl earlier?

261
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,416
I only received the letter yesterday,
I came as fast as I could.

262
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,708
Unfortunately,

263
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,583
Maria is no longer with us.

264
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,708
What do you mean she's not here?
Then where is she?

265
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,875
She disappeared last year,
a day before Christmas.

266
00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:46,291
We searched everywhere, we did,
and the authorities did, no trace.

267
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,958
How could she disappear?
Look at what it says here.

268
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:55,833
"We take responsibility
for Maria's care and education

269
00:23:55,916 --> 00:24:00,125
until your arrival
or that of another legal guardian."

270
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,875
It is true, but this is how it is.

271
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:16,125
At least do you have a picture of her?
Fifth from the left, bottom row.

272
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,125
Maria Dumitru.

273
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,791
You can barely see her.

274
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,250
It is the only photograph we have of her.

275
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:33,666
May I take it?

276
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,666
I'll make you a gift of it.

277
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,041
Frame included.

278
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,750
Thank you!

279
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:50,416
You can't just give a Christmas present
like this, without...

280
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,791
Without what?

281
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,708
Without a carol!

282
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,458
<i>O Christmas tree</i>

283
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:09,291
<i>O Christmas tree</i>

284
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,750
<i>How lovely are your branches</i>

285
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,541
<i>Not only green in summer's neat</i>

286
00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,541
<i>Heat!</i>

287
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:26,750
<i>...heat
But also winter's snow and sleet</i>

288
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:30,958
<i>O Christmas tree</i>

289
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:34,791
<i>O Christmas tree</i>

290
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:40,833
<i>How lovely are your branches</i>

291
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,875
Bravo!

292
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,458
Very beautiful!

293
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:48,916
Mr. Ramon,

294
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:54,541
do you believe
that Christmas miracles can happen?

295
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,833
I don't believe,
I'm sure of it!

296
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,750
Weren't you supposed to have left already?

297
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,500
We didn't know how you like your eggs!

298
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:24,000
So we made you scrambled, poached,
stuffed, boiled, and Kennedy.

299
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,708
Benedict. Not Kennedy.

300
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,625
Fine.
Where is Ramon?

301
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,166
Ceapă?

302
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,875
If you don't tell me where Ramon is,

303
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,541
I'll make you an infusion of chamomile,
St. John's wort, and marigold,

304
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,000
and that's all you'll drink
for the rest of your lives.

305
00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,041
Dishwater!

306
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,000
Good!

307
00:27:24,416 --> 00:27:25,583
Good!

308
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:32,291
The woman is ready to resort
to extreme measures, what do we do?

309
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:34,875
- We hold out!
- We hold out?

310
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,458
Yes! We hold out!

311
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,000
Guys!

312
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:55,708
Lungu.

313
00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:12,000
Water.

314
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:29,041
Ramon had to leave, and
he asked us to take care of you.

315
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,375
I couldn't hold out.

316
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,833
Joyful Maria.

317
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,750
An elf of a girl,
quick and sharp as a whip.

318
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,291
Do you know where she is?

319
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:55,750
She was abducted by extraterrestrials.

320
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,833
- Who?
- The lizard-people.

321
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,000
The Reptilians.

322
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,125
It makes sense if you think about it.

323
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:16,500
All of them gifted kids.
So, special.

324
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,000
Plus the former director.

325
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,208
Letiția.

326
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:28,500
Letiția.
Math teacher.

327
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,750
National Best Teacher Award,
five years in a row.

328
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:37,708
Wait a minute!
What do you mean they all disappeared?

329
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:41,416
You mean those lizards just
took them all at once?

330
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:44,583
No, one by one.

331
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,208
First it was Letiția.

332
00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,166
About a year or so ago.

333
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,333
Then the kids started to feel
her absence, and one by one,

334
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,916
all the gifted kids...

335
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,375
Maria was the last one left.

336
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,125
Yes, maybe you'll get lucky.

337
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,041
Maybe you're lucky
and they're still in town.

338
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,416
Who knows!

339
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:13,958
Anyway, the Earth is flat like a plate.

340
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:19,291
If you go too far,
you risk falling off it.

341
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,541
Merry Christmas!

342
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,958
Well, I mean, I hope it will be.

343
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:30,166
Please, tell me where he is.

344
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,291
He said it's a surprise.

345
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,208
What surprise?!

346
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:40,166
The surprise is that I'm going to
give birth in the next half-hour.

347
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,208
That's the surprise.

348
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:43,041
- Are you having contractions?
- Stay there!

349
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,250
Get out of my house!

350
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,666
Get out of my house!

351
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:55,375
He took the suit.

352
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,291
It fit him really well.

353
00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:01,916
He even looked like he'd lost some weight,
didn't he, boys?

354
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:05,500
Visibly. He's more solid.

355
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:08,125
You should've seen how easily
he carried the suitcase.

356
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,000
He took the suitcase too.

357
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,458
He left with Ana.

358
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,708
Sonia, it's not what you think.

359
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,458
Didn't I tell you to leave me alone?

360
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,416
Come on, Sonia, don't cry.

361
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:20,000
Try to understand, we're not allowed
to tell you where Ramon went.

362
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,541
He left with Ana.

363
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,208
- You have to understand...
- Understand what, Ceapă?

364
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,791
What am I supposed to understand?

365
00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:30,375
Get out!

366
00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,208
Sonia, you need to calm down!

367
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:35,083
- Breathe in!
- Breathe out!

368
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:36,791
Breathe out!

369
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,541
Breathe in!
Breathe out!

370
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,083
- Sonia!
- Leave me alone!

371
00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:46,458
What are you doing?

372
00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:06,750
AROUND THE CORNER
You find what you need

373
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,416
Excuse me!

374
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:18,708
Good afternoon!

375
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,375
Yes, yes, good afternoon!

376
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:26,916
Do you by any chance have some glasses,
or a magnifier?

377
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:30,166
Binoculars?
So I can see this photo more clearly?

378
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:33,250
You've come to the right place!
Here you find everything you need!

379
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:37,750
On holidays we mark the time,
We greet each customer in rhyme!

380
00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:43,833
Wonderful, but I'd like some glasses
so I can see the photo more clearly.

381
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:46,833
Yes, we've got them!

382
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:51,916
Sun and heat,
For sparks and welding, tough and neat!

383
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,750
For cozy sleep, with feathered fluff,
For party time, with mustache stuff!

384
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:59,875
For zooming in, for shrinking too,
With lenses made to sharpen view!

385
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:03,791
Yes, that's what I want!

386
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:09,791
These are the ones, for real, you know!
They lift your style to rococo!

387
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:17,083
Yes, I can see! Maybe not clearer,
but definitely bigger!

388
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:21,625
In life, good sir, it's plain to see:
The bigger it is, the better it will be!

389
00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,750
{\an8}GIVE A GIFT TO THE CHILDREN!

390
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:38,541
{\an8}Excuse me, can you manage
to see this little girl?

391
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:41,500
{\an8}But can you, in turn, manage
to see the Kingdom of Heaven?

392
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,375
{\an8}- Merry Christmas!
- God bless you!

393
00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,208
Have you seen this girl?

394
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,250
How beautiful she is!

395
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,291
Do you know her?

396
00:34:55,375 --> 00:35:01,541
No, but she's beautiful, sir!
May she live long!

397
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,458
Thank you! Merry Christmas, madam!

398
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:07,916
Excuse me, do you know this girl?

399
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,833
- <i>No hablo rumano.</i>
- Sorry?

400
00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:13,125
- <i>No soi rumano. I don't speak Romanian.</i>
- OK.

401
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,416
No, I don't know her. I'm sorry.

402
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,125
But you, I know you from television.

403
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,833
Oh no, I haven't done anything wrong.

404
00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,666
Can we take a selfie together?
I promise I won't expose you.

405
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:32,750
Yes.

406
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,541
Thank you very much, Mr. Horia Brenciu!

407
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,708
You know her?

408
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,708
Do you know her?

409
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,333
Have you seen her?

410
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,041
- She's calmer now.
- It's going to be alright, you'll see.

411
00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,541
Good thing the priest was home
making sausages.

412
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,875
He gave me holy water and pork rind.

413
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:36,208
Bravo! Let's sprinkle holy water
on the pork rind too!

414
00:36:36,291 --> 00:36:38,416
If we don't have reindeer,
we go with pork.

415
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,125
- Right, Ceapă?
- Indubitably.

416
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,708
Reindeer are not in the Bible.

417
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,500
The Bible tells us that pigs
have a bad reputation.

418
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:50,791
On the blacklist of infamy,
they carry the sin of gluttony.

419
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:55,500
Come on, Smiley! Come here!
Good boy, Smiley! Good boy! Come here!

420
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:58,916
Bravo! Good job, Smiley!
Good! Very good!

421
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,583
Bravo, Smiley! Bravo!

422
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:07,916
Good afternoon! Do you happen to have
a phone? I need to call someone,

423
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,250
it's an emergency and I don't have
a city-type phone.

424
00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:22,625
Sonia!

425
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,208
I brought you sanctified pork rind!

426
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,541
Damn traitors!

427
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,791
Sonia!

428
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,833
- Come outside!
- Come on!

429
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:52,916
Wait!

430
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,916
Sonia!

431
00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:19,375
Sonia, wait!
Wait, we'll tell you everything!

432
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:24,166
Sonia, your pork rind is getting cold!

433
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,416
No!

434
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,791
Your pork rind is getting cold!

435
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,708
Sonia!

436
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,208
Sonia!

437
00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:48,625
Sonia!

438
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,875
- You moron!
- That way!

439
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,750
Sonia!

440
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:14,291
She's not answering.

441
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:17,208
- May I make another call?
- OK.

442
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,625
She's here!

443
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:57,000
Sonia!

444
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,500
- Thank you very much!
- My pleasure!

445
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:21,625
Come on, Smiley, shall we go home?
Bravo, Smiley, bravo!

446
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:23,125
Sonia!

447
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,125
Tell me where he is!

448
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,041
Sonia!

449
00:40:26,916 --> 00:40:28,958
Calm down, Sonia!

450
00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:32,958
I won't calm down! I can't calm down
until you tell me everything!

451
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,125
We'll tell you!

452
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:39,375
But don't you want to rest a bit?
Maybe you're tired.

453
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:42,541
No, you'll lock me in again!

454
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,500
She's right!

455
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,125
She's right!

456
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:49,666
Let's go to the beer garden!

457
00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:53,916
It's neutral ground!

458
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,125
It never closes,
it's non-stop.

459
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:01,125
Hands up! Up!

460
00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:04,166
Walk forward!

461
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,500
Walk forward, no sudden moves, yes?

462
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:18,166
<i>Santa Claus with snowy hair
Through the winter winds of air</i>

463
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:25,666
<i>Brings us gifts in shining sets
For the girls and for the boys he meets</i>

464
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:32,375
<i>Santa Claus
Santa Claus</i>

465
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:40,583
<i>From the elders we've been told
Every year as winters roll</i>

466
00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:48,041
<i>Wandering Santa finds his way
Never once has he stayed away</i>

467
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:54,750
<i>Santa Claus
Santa Claus</i>

468
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:03,500
<i>Santa Claus with snowy hair
Tell us, where do you now fare?</i>

469
00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:10,958
<i>We would sing you carols bright
Stay with us this Christmas night</i>

470
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:17,708
<i>Santa Claus
Santa Claus</i>

471
00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,666
Forgive me, Sonia.

472
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,625
I thought that if I brought
your niece home,

473
00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:42,208
I'd give you
the most beautiful Christmas gift.

474
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:49,583
Forgive me for lying to you,
for not telling you the truth,

475
00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,791
and for leaving you alone.

476
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,166
Hey!

477
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,250
The wedding ring!
Give it to me, please!

478
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,583
Excuse me!

479
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,291
The wedding ring!

480
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,250
Give it to me!

481
00:43:58,666 --> 00:43:59,916
Sorry!

482
00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:04,833
Sorry!

483
00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:16,625
Leave me alone!

484
00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:26,375
Hey, woman, Ramon is not cheating on you.

485
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,416
He loves you.

486
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,958
Then why won't you tell me
the truth, you guys?

487
00:45:33,041 --> 00:45:36,166
Because we're not allowed
to tell you the truth.

488
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,250
- Right, Ceapă?
- Indubitably.

489
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,250
Ramon won't let us tell you,
and therefore, it is forbidden.

490
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,666
- What?
- We can't tell you that he is in Oradea.

491
00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,833
Oradea? What?

492
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:05,833
Ceapă!

493
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,208
If we're not allowed to tell her
that he's in Oradea...

494
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,333
Why are we telling her he's in Oradea?

495
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,166
Alright, I'm leaving!

496
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,833
- No!
- I'm going to Oradea!

497
00:46:21,916 --> 00:46:24,375
No! It's night now!

498
00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,291
Tomorrow!

499
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,666
Tomorrow!

500
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:29,583
Tomorrow!

501
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,416
Tomorrow.

502
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,000
We're going to the place
where you don't know Ramon is.

503
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:46,791
And where Ramon must not know that you
know from us that he's in Oradea, yes?

504
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,000
- Tomorrow!
- Yes!

505
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:14,750
What are you doing, closing up?

506
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,625
Without a tree, there is no Christmas.

507
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,375
Good morning, Maria.

508
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,666
My name is Ramon.

509
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,875
Calm down, Maria.

510
00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:13,500
How do you know my name?

511
00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:16,625
That means you've been watching me
for a long time.

512
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:18,541
Yes, but only now have I found you!

513
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,000
- Help!
- No! Wait!

514
00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,208
Wait!

515
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:24,541
I just arrived!

516
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,625
I don't know you! Don't come near me!

517
00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:29,500
Yes, look! No, look, I'll stay here!

518
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:31,708
I won't move anymore, look,
I'll stay here!

519
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:34,791
I just want to show you something.

520
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,458
I am the husband of your aunt, Sonia.

521
00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:49,500
Who is your mother's sister.

522
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:51,375
What sister?

523
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:53,375
Look, it's written here, in the letter.

524
00:48:57,875 --> 00:48:59,208
I'll just leave this here.

525
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,166
Read it.

526
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:18,750
See, it says there that...
they were separated at birth,

527
00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:22,791
without knowing about each other,
that your mother...

528
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,375
And that you live here at the school,
in Oradea.

529
00:49:31,083 --> 00:49:32,833
That's Mrs. Letiția's handwriting.

530
00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:34,208
Whose?

531
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:38,083
Doesn't matter, go on.

532
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:47,958
Well, that's it.
I left everything and came for you.

533
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:51,666
- Why?
- What do you mean, why?

534
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,708
We're relatives.

535
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:57,833
The soup is ready.

536
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,291
Look...

537
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:26,458
Look, this is your aunt, Sonia.

538
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,541
She's beautiful.

539
00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:43,750
She's very beautiful.

540
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:48,250
And if she suddenly cares
so much about me, this aunt...

541
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,000
why didn't she come here herself?

542
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:59,250
You see, your aunt, my wife, is pregnant.

543
00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:05,791
Well, very pregnant,
and travel is not recommended.

544
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,541
She doesn't even know I'm here.

545
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:12,875
What do you mean she doesn't know?

546
00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:14,375
I didn't want her to worry.

547
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:19,000
Pregnant women are a bit sensitive.

548
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:25,833
So...

549
00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:28,458
I lied to her.

550
00:51:28,541 --> 00:51:30,666
Well, you know it's not good to lie.

551
00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:33,125
No, I never lie.

552
00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:36,125
Just now.

553
00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:38,333
I wanted to protect her.

554
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:44,791
But you should know she'll be very happy
that you're going to come live with us.

555
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:58,125
And why do you think I'd want
to come live with you?

556
00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:01,875
I have vineyards. Huge vineyards.
You can wander all day! Through the vines!

557
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,541
I have pigs! And a smokehouse!

558
00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:05,958
I have a tractor!

559
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,083
I have zebras!

560
00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:13,208
A giraffe!

561
00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:15,875
Camels!

562
00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,416
Listen...

563
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:24,125
You... what do you love the most,
more than anything?

564
00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:30,666
But don't laugh!

565
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:34,333
Pickled green tomatoes!

566
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,208
Hey, Santa!

567
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:51,666
I asked you for a family,
and you gave me one!

568
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,625
Thank you very much,
you were very sweet!

569
00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:58,541
I know... This year I've been
busy with the little one.

570
00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:01,583
I didn't manage to write
a letter or anything.

571
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:07,500
But don't be a jerk now.

572
00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:12,708
If you already gave him to me,
let me keep him.

573
00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:17,125
What? I don't care about that hottie.

574
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,750
But Ramon is mine.

575
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,833
Hey, did you get that?

576
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,916
Don't say later that
you couldn't find the tree.

577
00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:52,583
What are you doing here, criminal?

578
00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:54,291
Do you want to get me in trouble too?

579
00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:57,208
What criminal?

580
00:53:58,666 --> 00:53:59,875
Maria!

581
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:04,083
Maria, is that you?!
Man, I'm so glad you're alright!

582
00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,750
I'm sorry I barged
into the house like that.

583
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,000
It's fine.

584
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:11,458
I was sure you'd find her.
Bravo, my friend!

585
00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:15,083
But tell me where you were and what you
did until now, I know nothing about you.

586
00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:19,541
I was around here. Better tell me
why you're calling my uncle a criminal.

587
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,541
A criminal, but a famous one.

588
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,250
Look!

589
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,583
<i>The Christmas tree in Oradea
caught fire last night.</i>

590
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:29,916
<i>Our correspondent reported live
from the scene of the disaster.</i>

591
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,791
<i>Good evening, Andreea!
Good evening, everyone!</i>

592
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,875
{\an8}<i>I'm here with a witness who will
tell us what happened.</i>

593
00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:40,000
{\an8}<i>Yes, Andreea, good evening. A burning
Christmas tree is not a good sign.</i>

594
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:42,208
<i>That's it, Christmas is ruined.</i>

595
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:47,958
{\an8}<i>And bad luck will hover over our city
for a whole year. As for the culprit,</i>

596
00:54:48,041 --> 00:54:51,125
{\an8}<i>I don't think anyone will catch him,
because he's not from our planet.</i>

597
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:54,333
{\an8}<i>He's extraterrestrial, and they're
at war with the reptilians.</i>

598
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:58,750
{\an8}<i>Yes, we cannot confirm at this time that
Oradea has been attacked by reptilians.</i>

599
00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:00,916
{\an8}<i>The only thing we know for sure...</i>

600
00:55:01,541 --> 00:55:05,666
No, that's not fair!
It was an accident!

601
00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:10,083
Yeah, I know, everything on TV
is a conspiracy. It's <i>bullshit</i>.

602
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:13,958
Did you hear him switching to English?

603
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:16,875
Yeah, I did. But why?
You know him better.

604
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:20,375
Think about it, Romanians used to be
brothers with the forests,

605
00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,166
now they're brothers with the Americans.

606
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:26,333
And you are clearly an American agent
in disguise as a dimwit.

607
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,541
Him? An American agent?

608
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,458
Yes, I'll prove it right now.

609
00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:31,958
Think about it.

610
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:36,541
Americans would never, ever set fire
to a decorated Christmas tree,

611
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:41,291
because they invented Christmas, right?
Come on, I know. Here, hold this.

612
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:07,041
See? American agent!

613
00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:13,958
{\an8}<i>Ladies and gentlemen, it is absolutely
incredible what is happening...</i>

614
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,541
{\an8}<i>The tree in the city...</i>

615
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:19,291
{\an8}<i>We have lost all hope...</i>

616
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,541
Letiția?!

617
00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:25,500
Please, I need the wedding ring.

618
00:56:28,291 --> 00:56:31,375
I can't go home without it. Please.

619
00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:33,666
I don't have it.

620
00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:36,041
What do you mean you don't have it?

621
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,291
Where is it?

622
00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:42,416
With Mrs. Letiția.

623
00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:43,875
Why?

624
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,875
She grabbed it while I was running.

625
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,750
Impossible. She would never do that,
she's an honest woman.

626
00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:55,333
If she were honest, she wouldn't have
stolen my wedding ring.

627
00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:57,625
I don't know, there must be
some other explanation.

628
00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:02,083
Where can I find Mrs. Letiția?

629
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:08,833
Please!
I can't go home without the ring.

630
00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:13,791
Please!

631
00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:16,791
- She's under the Castle.
- There?

632
00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:23,750
{\an8}ROMANIA'S GRINCH

633
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:26,083
{\an8}<i>Police are asking anyone
who has information about</i>

634
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:28,458
{\an8}<i>the suspect in these images
to immediately call 112.</i>

635
00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:30,041
We're postponing the departure!

636
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:34,916
I'll get the wedding ring back, and I
won't leave things like this! And then...

637
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,041
We'll go home!

638
00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:40,750
Home?

639
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,708
Yes, home!

640
00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:46,500
{\an8}<i>Again, in these images
we can see the main suspect</i>

641
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,208
<i>of last night's disaster.</i>

642
00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:53,541
{\an8}<i>I don't know why, but this face
does not look unfamiliar to me.</i>

643
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:55,791
{\an8}<i>-Where have I seen this man before?</i>
- Hello?

644
00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:57,458
Hello!

645
00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:58,708
Listen carefully!

646
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,208
Hello, who is this?

647
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,458
- Who is it?
- Ramon!

648
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:10,333
- Who?
- Ramon!

649
00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:13,791
Wait!
You never know who's listening.

650
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:16,916
Hello?

651
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,791
<i>Hello, it's Ramon!</i>

652
00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:21,625
- Ramon, is that you?
<i>- Yes, it's me!</i>

653
00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:27,500
Ramon, what have you done?
They're showing you on TV again!

654
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:31,708
I don't have time to explain now.
How is Sonia feeling?

655
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,958
Sonia is fine, she's...

656
00:58:37,041 --> 00:58:41,166
She's calm, peaceful,
on soups and chamomile teas...

657
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,083
Yes...

658
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:44,625
I mean...
she's not worried at all?

659
00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:46,833
Nooo... not at all!

660
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,333
I'm glad!

661
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:57,041
I found the girl!
But I need your help!

662
00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:58,458
Yes!

663
00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:02,083
It's very important that
you do this before nightfall!

664
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:04,041
<i>Guys!</i>

665
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:06,250
Can I count on you?

666
00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,208
Of course!

667
00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:11,041
So...

668
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,833
Ah, your morning is other people's noon!

669
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,291
What took you so long
to get here, guys?

670
00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:17,875
Why didn't you wait inside?
You'll catch a cold!

671
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,583
What, so you could lock me in again?
No way!

672
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,250
Calm down, woman!

673
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:26,500
No one will stand in the way
of your initiatory journey to Oradea.

674
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,500
- Where's Ceapă?
- Waiting for us at the car.

675
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:31,416
What car?

676
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:35,416
Self-propelled agricultural vehicle
equipped with a transport platform!

677
00:59:41,333 --> 00:59:44,291
No, that won't work. You've been on
the news, people recognize you.

678
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,583
No. Come with me.

679
00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:53,708
Guys, I understand I've "expanded" a bit
lately, but I still don't think

680
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,916
I'm meant to be hauled in a tractor.

681
00:59:57,125 --> 01:00:00,500
We need to bring something to Ramon.
Come on, let's board!

682
01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,375
Come on, pregnant ladies first, come on!

683
01:00:04,541 --> 01:00:06,458
Wow, it's huge!

684
01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,708
Straight down the hallway
and to the right.

685
01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:14,541
One, two, three and,
Up we go, up!

686
01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:18,208
Alright, come on, you get in too!

687
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,458
What now?

688
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:32,083
We need a jar of pickled green tomatoes.

689
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:36,125
No! Not those, no way!
Those are my pickled tomatoes!

690
01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:39,208
Ramon made them especially for me!
No way! No!

691
01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,583
Careful!

692
01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:52,000
This is not starting well!
This is not what we agreed!

693
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,791
What a beautiful elf!

694
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:03,166
Yes, great!
Now no one will recognize you, clearly!

695
01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:04,875
Come on, say "ho, ho, ho"!

696
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,000
I don't believe him!

697
01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:12,916
Try again!

698
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,208
That's it!

699
01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:25,791
How are you doing, my dear children?

700
01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:27,666
- Very well!
- Yes? Is it better like this?

701
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,166
Perfect!

702
01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:04,000
We've got a few hours left
to save Christmas.

703
01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:05,916
The ring.

704
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,500
You go over there.
But we need a flashlight.

705
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:10,708
Come with me.

706
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,000
- Good afternoon!
- Good afternoon!

707
01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:19,916
Good afternoon!
We'd like a flashlight.

708
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,125
- A flashlight?
- Yes.

709
01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,041
Wouldn't you like
something for the reindeer?

710
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,958
I've got fodder that
makes your mouth water.

711
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:27,750
Please, we just want a flashlight,
we're in a hurry.

712
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,250
We've got everything here.
Crank-powered. Battery-powered.

713
01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:35,458
Head-lamp, works on reindeer too.
LED. Candles. Lighters.

714
01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:38,583
Christmas lights, they work great,
if you ask me.

715
01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,208
We'd like a flashlight
that gives light.

716
01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,250
Ah, so not a flashlight
that gives darkness.

717
01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,833
A simple flashlight, battery-powered.

718
01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:48,458
Dear, wouldn't it be better
to take this crank flashlight?

719
01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:52,750
You power it with the wrist,
and we save all the turtles in Romania.

720
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:54,875
Not a single battery thrown away.

721
01:02:56,166 --> 01:02:57,791
Fine, I'll take it.

722
01:02:57,875 --> 01:02:59,000
And for Santa?

723
01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,791
A red gas lantern, it matches perfectly.

724
01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,250
Come on, we're in a hurry!

725
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,791
- Good afternoon!
- Good day!

726
01:03:36,291 --> 01:03:39,000
Yes, I know, officers so-and-so
and so-and-so, blah, blah, blah...

727
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,750
But why did you stop us?
We're in a hurry!

728
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:44,291
Ma'am, tractors are not allowed on
the highway. I know, it may seem unfair,

729
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,625
but that's the law.

730
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:47,875
And we are the law!

731
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,291
Sir, can't you see I'm pregnant?

732
01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:54,583
I need to get to the hospital in Oradea.

733
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:57,166
But you should know we have
maternity wards nearby.

734
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,583
There's one right here.

735
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:00,541
No! All my kin were born in Oradea.

736
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:03,000
My father, my grandfather,
my great-grandfather, everyone.

737
01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:07,291
If I gave birth somewhere else, it would
basically be like betraying my ancestors.

738
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:10,041
- In that case of extreme emergency...
- Yes?

739
01:04:10,791 --> 01:04:12,916
- We'll drive you there in our car.
- No!

740
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,916
No! No way!

741
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,666
Ceapă, get me down! Get me down,
carefully!

742
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:22,375
No, I've never in my life ridden
in a police car, no!

743
01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:27,333
Ma'am,

744
01:04:28,416 --> 01:04:29,958
do you want me to lose this
pregnancy?

745
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:32,583
Say it!

746
01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:38,375
This shaking actually calms my
contractions.

747
01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:45,541
For me, sir, the only means of transport
that has been, is, and always will be...

748
01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:48,166
the tractor.

749
01:04:49,291 --> 01:04:52,875
I can also take a horse and cart,
but I prefer the tractor.

750
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:56,250
Ma'am, be reasonable,
the maternity ward is right here, nearby.

751
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,250
No!

752
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,250
You have no idea
what it's like to be pregnant!

753
01:05:01,833 --> 01:05:05,166
Come on, ma'am, I've been pregnant too,
and I didn't make such a big fuss of it.

754
01:05:08,291 --> 01:05:10,250
Ma'am, we've decided.

755
01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:14,333
Oh, come on!
Men are always the ones to decide?

756
01:05:14,416 --> 01:05:16,458
Can't you see this woman is pregnant?

757
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,333
You don't even know what that means!

758
01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:22,500
- You said...
- I didn't say anything!

759
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:23,666
This woman is pregnant!

760
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:27,000
And she is going to give birth in Oradea!

761
01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:28,708
- By tractor!
- By tractor!

762
01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,333
- Yes?
- Yes!

763
01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,500
Come on, man, let them go!

764
01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:39,166
We'll follow you in the car!
Come on, get in!

765
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:43,666
The little bear!

766
01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:00,708
Here's where you all live?

767
01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:03,708
Yes, it's like a camp.
But we also have classes.

768
01:06:03,791 --> 01:06:05,916
Math, physics, chemistry...

769
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,291
Letiția is a super teacher
and she teaches us a lot of things.

770
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:11,375
Even now, during the holidays?

771
01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:13,458
Science never has holidays.

772
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:16,916
Got it. Help me a bit with the lantern.

773
01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:20,708
But why did you leave the school?
What was wrong there?

774
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,750
It wasn't bad, I actually liked it.

775
01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:26,166
But when Letiția left first,
we went after her.

776
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,500
And why did she leave?

777
01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:31,583
Those people at the school kept annoying
her with their Christmas nonsense.

778
01:06:31,666 --> 01:06:33,375
She doesn't believe in Christmas.

779
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:34,958
How come?

780
01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:36,875
No. And we don't believe anymore either.

781
01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:38,000
Why?

782
01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:41,708
Because in recent years none of us
has received any presents.

783
01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:45,083
Letiția is right.
This whole Santa thing is nonsense.

784
01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,541
How can it be nonsense?

785
01:06:48,166 --> 01:06:51,250
Look at yourself. Are you Santa Claus?

786
01:06:51,916 --> 01:06:53,541
No, but... I help him.

787
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,166
Maria!

788
01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:59,916
Maria! Wait for me!

789
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:01,916
Maria!

790
01:07:15,416 --> 01:07:16,250
Maria!

791
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,083
Maria!

792
01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:37,750
Maria, wait!

793
01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:40,916
Wait for me!

794
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:46,208
Maria!

795
01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:49,875
Maria!

796
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,208
Maria!

797
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,750
Are you alright?

798
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:10,083
Yes, I'm OK!
Good thing I fell on my belly!

799
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:15,791
Do you have money? Or don't you?

800
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:18,708
Goodbye!

801
01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:21,250
Wait, sir!

802
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,000
What is it?

803
01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:26,250
I'm giving birth!

804
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:28,208
I'm giving birth! We have to go now!

805
01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:30,625
Can't you see
this is a special situation?

806
01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:33,166
If you don't have money, move along!

807
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:35,541
You move along,
you don't negotiate anything!

808
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:41,250
Citizen, by order of the authorities and
in accordance with the emergency laws,

809
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:45,166
we requisition everything these gentlemen
want for the pregnant lady!

810
01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:52,500
Correct!

811
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:54,791
What does the lady want?

812
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,375
Is this what the lady wants?

813
01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,833
Yes. And we're running late.

814
01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:15,916
The biggest one!

815
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:18,708
- The biggest?
- The biggest!

816
01:09:21,041 --> 01:09:21,958
Easy!

817
01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:33,958
What are these?

818
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:40,833
Cristina!

819
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,291
Răzvan!

820
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:48,041
These are my classmates!

821
01:09:50,291 --> 01:09:51,500
Medeea!

822
01:09:52,416 --> 01:09:53,416
Mihnea!

823
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,458
Natalia!

824
01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:56,166
And they're your classmates too?

825
01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:58,166
Yes, we're all classmates here!

826
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,708
I think these are your Christmas presents!

827
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:04,291
Looks like Santa did his job well,
don't you think?

828
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,583
Yes!

829
01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:11,208
Look! Bogdan has three gifts!

830
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,291
Three gifts, one for each year!

831
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:16,333
Two when we were at school and one here!

832
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:19,583
And Răzvan has three gifts!

833
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,458
Look! Maria!

834
01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,666
Dana.

835
01:10:31,791 --> 01:10:34,041
Looks like you only have one present.

836
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:41,416
Yes, because I asked Santa
for the same thing every year.

837
01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:44,000
What did you ask for?

838
01:10:44,583 --> 01:10:45,666
It's a secret.

839
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:53,583
And anyway, it's impossible
for him to bring me what I asked for.

840
01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,833
Aren't you going to open it?
Aren't you curious?

841
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,125
No.

842
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,250
Maria?

843
01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:31,458
Do you want to help Santa?

844
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:34,458
Of course!
Elves always help Santa.

845
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,083
It's late.

846
01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:34,041
We have here a fake Santa Claus.

847
01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:38,125
Everyone, say hello
to the fake Santa Claus.

848
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:42,125
Hello, fake Santa Claus!

849
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:45,083
- Hello, Maria!
- Hello!

850
01:12:45,791 --> 01:12:48,583
I'm glad you're alright.
But why are you dressed like that?

851
01:12:48,666 --> 01:12:51,708
Go and change, please.
We have quantum physics.

852
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,583
Physics with what?

853
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,458
Quantum physics is about uncertainty.

854
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:02,500
Truth does not always come
in the form of a real image.

855
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:08,000
And our duty is to turn that uncertainty
into a scientific truth.

856
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,541
That's the lesson
I'm trying to teach my students.

857
01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:15,291
So I am to understand you've long moved
past the lesson with the plums.

858
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,958
If I have three plums
and Maria has five plums,

859
01:13:21,041 --> 01:13:23,083
how many fit in the brandy cauldron?

860
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:29,541
All of them! You see, that's magic.
Just like Christmas.

861
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:33,708
It comes only once a year, brings joy,
brings families together,

862
01:13:33,791 --> 01:13:35,041
and that is a certainty.

863
01:13:35,916 --> 01:13:40,500
It's about faith,
not about physics... whatever.

864
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,916
Amusing.

865
01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:46,791
Maria, go change, please,
and join your classmates.

866
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:50,416
We have to continue working on
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

867
01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:04,375
I'm sorry, ma'am,
but I can't right now.

868
01:14:04,916 --> 01:14:07,125
As an elf, it's my duty to help Santa!

869
01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:09,583
Stop this at once!

870
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:19,500
Mr. Ramon, we met in the square
when you destroyed the tree.

871
01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:21,875
It was an accident.

872
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:26,916
We all watched the TV report,
and now we all agree.

873
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:30,708
Goodbye Christmas in our city!

874
01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:35,625
- Hi, fake Santa!
- Goodbye, Santa!

875
01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,125
Come on!

876
01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:04,375
This costume is magic and
Christmas is real, ma'am!

877
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,791
So you're telling me that you are Santa?

878
01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:11,375
No! But whoever puts on this costume
gets a bit of magic!

879
01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:13,166
- Seriously?
- Yes!

880
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,208
- Who is Cristina?
- Me!

881
01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:19,750
You asked Santa for a bicycle, right?

882
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:21,541
Yes, but he never brought it to me!

883
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:23,291
Why do you think he never brought it?

884
01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:26,708
Because Santa hasn't brought us
any presents for years!

885
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:33,291
Santa doesn't bring presents to children.
Santa doesn't exist.

886
01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:34,375
Color of the bicycle?

887
01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:36,666
- Pink.
- Pink!

888
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:39,125
What?

889
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:40,833
You see?

890
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,041
- Răzvan!
- Me!

891
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:54,916
You asked Santa for a Formula One car
and a Spider-Man costume.

892
01:15:57,625 --> 01:16:00,541
You see? Santa exists!

893
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:02,416
These presents were...

894
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,875
They were hidden by you
in the secret room.

895
01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:07,333
Bogdan!

896
01:16:07,416 --> 01:16:08,625
I hate Christmas...

897
01:16:10,541 --> 01:16:12,125
and I hate Santa.

898
01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:16,750
I locked all the doors
and windows of the school.

899
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:20,166
I blocked the chimney
and he still got inside the school.

900
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:23,208
Then we hid here, cut off from the world,
no one knows where we are,

901
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:26,958
and he still manages, on Christmas night,
to bring the children presents.

902
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:30,125
I don't understand how and
if I don't understand, I don't like it!

903
01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:31,333
The magic of Christmas!

904
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:34,916
I hate everything that is not
logical, tangible, and real!

905
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:38,916
And if you don't understand something,
you hide the children's presents

906
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,041
so they won't believe in Santa anymore?

907
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:43,125
Yes! I took all the presents!

908
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,750
I kept them away from magic!

909
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:48,000
I took the presents to protect them!

910
01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:49,458
You took our presents?

911
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:55,125
The presents that Santa brought us?

912
01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:59,041
I did it for you!

913
01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:07,083
I did it to protect you,
to keep you away from myths and lies.

914
01:17:13,916 --> 01:17:16,583
Don't you understand you've stolen
Christmas from yourself too?

915
01:17:19,666 --> 01:17:22,833
Look, I have a present for you,
from Santa.

916
01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:25,875
I'll give it to you, but you have
something that belongs to me.

917
01:17:29,791 --> 01:17:31,916
Why did you make the children steal?

918
01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:34,750
We don't steal!

919
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:39,958
Someone has to pay for
this temple of knowledge!

920
01:17:40,541 --> 01:17:41,833
You stole!

921
01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:45,208
This is the class fund!
We need money for education!

922
01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:47,458
Kids, are you coming with me?

923
01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:49,833
Yes! Yes! We're all coming!

924
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,250
Nobody leaves this place!

925
01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,291
The wedding ring!
The present! Thank you!

926
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,625
Done!
We did it! We're out!

927
01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:27,166
Come on! Everyone, follow me!

928
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,583
Everyone, follow Santa!

929
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,666
Yes, yes, everyone follow Santa Claus!

930
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,375
Come on!

931
01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:53,000
- What's wrong?
- It stopped.

932
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,041
The square is to the right!

933
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:58,750
What do we do?

934
01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:00,541
We're too close to fail now!

935
01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,708
I've never done anything
illegal in my life.

936
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:05,958
- Ramon is in the square?
- That's what he said.

937
01:19:08,791 --> 01:19:09,833
What are they doing?

938
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,375
- Ceapă?
- Yes?

939
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:15,791
If you don't turn right,
I'll break your arm and beat you with it.

940
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,750
- What do we do, boss?
- Let's go after them!

941
01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,666
We've got a tail!

942
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,458
Faster! Come on, faster!

943
01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:52,875
- Come on, overtake him!
- I don't have space!

944
01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:06,458
Unbelievable!

945
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,875
Come on, Ceapă, you're driving
like a corpse! Move, I'll drive!

946
01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:17,375
That's all this vehicle can do.

947
01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:23,916
We're on Army Street,
we're chasing a tractor!

948
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,875
<i>- A detractor?</i>
- Not a detractor, a tractor!

949
01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:27,833
With a trailer.

950
01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:29,666
A tractor with a trailer, the chief said!

951
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,875
Come on, man!

952
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,541
Life itself is magic.

953
01:20:55,125 --> 01:21:00,291
And if you don't believe that, at least
try to live it as something magical.

954
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,791
- Albert...
- Einstein... I know...

955
01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:07,333
I know...

956
01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:12,500
How did you find me?

957
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,250
Maria and Ramon, who's a spy for America.

958
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,333
You see conspiracies everywhere.

959
01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:23,625
You haven't changed at all.

960
01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,125
Oh yes, I have.

961
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:27,166
A lot.

962
01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:33,250
Now I know the only thing
that is not a conspiracy...

963
01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:36,000
is Christmas.

964
01:21:37,708 --> 01:21:38,833
It's a miracle.

965
01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,041
How do you know?

966
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:50,291
Because I wished for a very special gift
for the holidays and...

967
01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:53,708
Santa showed me the way.

968
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,083
Santa?

969
01:21:57,166 --> 01:21:58,333
Santa.

970
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,333
We're not going to make it!

971
01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:23,916
I don't want to go to prison!

972
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:12,541
Everything was fine!

973
01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:14,250
They were supposed to arrive, but...

974
01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:17,000
I think something happened.

975
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:20,958
You lied.

976
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:24,708
No! I didn't lie!

977
01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,625
Something happened.

978
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:29,708
They were supposed to be here.

979
01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:32,958
I didn't lie,
but I think something happened.

980
01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:41,041
I'm not going to prison!

981
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,250
This year I'm spending Christmas
with Ramon!

982
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:46,791
Guys, you promised you'd help him!

983
01:23:47,375 --> 01:23:49,666
You promised you'd take care of me!

984
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:51,666
Guys, Ramon is your friend!

985
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:54,875
Indubitably!

986
01:23:54,958 --> 01:23:55,916
Who's right?

987
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,791
Step on it!

988
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,916
Yes! What did I tell you!

989
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,208
Will you help me?

990
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:47,375
We need to put the tree back up
right away. It's absolutely necessary.

991
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,958
Direct order from Santa Claus.
That is, from me.

992
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:52,750
It's too big, Santa, and there are
too few of us. We can't do it.

993
01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,000
What do you mean we can't?

994
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:56,208
If we don't put up the tree,
Santa won't see us.

995
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,625
But we can't lift it ourselves.
There are too few of us.

996
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:10,833
Too few?
Look around.

997
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:12,541
The whole city is here.

998
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:17,583
We'll all put our shoulder to it!
It has to be possible!

999
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,500
- Of course it's possible!
- Yes! It's possible!

1000
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,291
Yes! It's Christmas!
At Christmas anything is possible!

1001
01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:29,708
We need a crane!
And someone to hurry up and fix the power!

1002
01:25:30,791 --> 01:25:31,666
Yes!

1003
01:25:39,916 --> 01:25:41,083
Ramon!

1004
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,583
Give me the pickled green tomatoes!
Nice and easy, easy.

1005
01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:52,541
Litra! Lungu!

1006
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:54,250
Ramon!

1007
01:25:56,958 --> 01:25:59,375
- Why are you late?!
- Complications!

1008
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,583
Where's Sonia?

1009
01:26:02,833 --> 01:26:04,666
I told you to take care of her!

1010
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:07,333
Maria! Maria!
Sonia!

1011
01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:15,166
Why didn't you say
the city didn't have a tree?

1012
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,833
Chief, even we didn't know anything.

1013
01:26:17,416 --> 01:26:20,208
Come on,
less talking and more work, let's go!

1014
01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:23,500
If we don't put this tree up,
Santa won't come, come on!

1015
01:26:25,416 --> 01:26:26,708
Sonia!

1016
01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:40,375
I know I lied to you and that...
I didn't tell you the truth.

1017
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,708
But I'm glad you came with the tree.

1018
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:53,500
This is Maria.

1019
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,125
Hello!

1020
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,041
Your niece.

1021
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:13,458
I came to Oradea for her,
to find her and bring her home.

1022
01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:20,958
But...

1023
01:27:21,041 --> 01:27:22,583
it took me a bit longer.

1024
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:28,625
She's my niece?

1025
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,125
Wow, you really do look like me!

1026
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,625
- I'm Sonia!
- I'm Maria!

1027
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,500
She likes pickled green tomatoes.
The tomatoes are for her.

1028
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:04,333
- Do you like pickled green tomatoes?
- A lot!

1029
01:28:14,416 --> 01:28:15,750
Pickled green tomatoes.

1030
01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,458
- Y?
- What's that?

1031
01:29:52,166 --> 01:29:54,208
Heisenberg's uncertainty.

1032
01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:58,166
It tells me to think about Y,
and it's right.

1033
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,750
This is the way.

1034
01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:02,666
Who's right?

1035
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:05,166
Him.

1036
01:30:06,458 --> 01:30:07,750
Einstein?

1037
01:30:10,083 --> 01:30:11,250
Santa.

1038
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,083
Do you like it?

1039
01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,708
Guys!
What a beautiful tree!

1040
01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:36,833
Indubitably.

1041
01:30:36,916 --> 01:30:38,416
But where's the star?

1042
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:41,791
We couldn't find one.

1043
01:30:41,875 --> 01:30:44,166
Well, a tree without a star
is not a decorated tree.

1044
01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:48,666
Excuse me!

1045
01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:51,375
Hey! Man! Do you remember me?

1046
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:52,625
Yes!

1047
01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:55,291
- I need your bike!
- If you're in a hurry, take it!

1048
01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:57,291
- Really?
- Yes! It's Christmas, after all.

1049
01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:59,083
I'll come back, wait for me here!

1050
01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:00,250
I'll wait for you here!

1051
01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:02,791
And bring us something
to lift us up to the top!

1052
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:04,125
Yes!

1053
01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:05,166
Excuse me!

1054
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,500
We need a lift platform!

1055
01:31:06,583 --> 01:31:07,958
How are we with the power?

1056
01:31:08,583 --> 01:31:12,125
<i>What beautiful snow
What snowfall</i>

1057
01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:17,958
<i>Snowflakes rushing down
Over the town</i>

1058
01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:23,666
<i>Cheerful people on the street</i>

1059
01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:29,333
<i>With gifts all around
For their loved ones they have found</i>

1060
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:33,875
Children, let's decorate
the Christmas tree together!

1061
01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:37,125
The Christmas tree? You?

1062
01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:40,416
Of course, the tree has to be ready,
otherwise Santa won't find us!

1063
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:41,750
Yes!

1064
01:31:41,833 --> 01:31:46,291
<i>Open your heart
Santa will come into your home</i>

1065
01:31:46,791 --> 01:31:50,625
<i>And you'll hear a merry ho-ho-ho</i>

1066
01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:58,958
<i>Everyone's happy</i>

1067
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:03,791
<i>Gathered on this holy Christmas Eve</i>

1068
01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:09,125
<i>Only children all excited...</i>

1069
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:10,250
Oh, hello, Santa!

1070
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:13,375
Wait, don't tell me! You have an emergency
and there's no time to lose!

1071
01:32:13,458 --> 01:32:15,875
Yes, I need a star for the Christmas tree.

1072
01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:17,333
Right away!

1073
01:32:22,666 --> 01:32:23,666
This one!

1074
01:32:23,750 --> 01:32:25,208
No, bigger!

1075
01:32:29,791 --> 01:32:30,916
This one!

1076
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,041
Even bigger, it's for
the tree in the square!

1077
01:32:34,916 --> 01:32:37,000
This one! It has lights, you can see it!

1078
01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:38,625
No, even bigger!

1079
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,125
- This one!
- That's it!

1080
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:49,916
That's the one!

1081
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:54,958
How beautiful it is!

1082
01:32:55,041 --> 01:32:57,000
<i>Camelia, please tell us
what the good news is.</i>

1083
01:32:57,083 --> 01:32:59,875
<i>Yes, Andreea, it's absolutely incredible
what's happening here.</i>

1084
01:32:59,958 --> 01:33:02,958
<i>Young people, elders, children, tourists,
everyone is helping.</i>

1085
01:33:03,708 --> 01:33:05,333
<i>The tree will be ready for Santa.</i>

1086
01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:08,875
This is it!
But... I don't have any money.

1087
01:33:09,458 --> 01:33:13,208
Santa, it's the holidays.
The star is a gift from La Doi Pași.

1088
01:33:13,291 --> 01:33:14,833
Make way!

1089
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,000
Come on!

1090
01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:08,958
It's done! We have power!

1091
01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:09,916
Are you ready?

1092
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:10,916
Yes!

1093
01:34:36,625 --> 01:34:37,708
Yes!

1094
01:35:04,375 --> 01:35:06,666
Yes! Merry Christmas!

1095
01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:08,375
Merry Christmas!

1096
01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,375
Merry Christmas, my loves!

1097
01:35:18,458 --> 01:35:20,916
You know, I had a talk with
one of your colleagues,

1098
01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:23,250
and it seems he listened to me.

1099
01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,541
What did you ask him for?
You look very happy.

1100
01:35:48,583 --> 01:35:50,291
I think it's time you open it.

1101
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:03,291
What is it?

1102
01:36:03,375 --> 01:36:05,083
It's the present she asked from Santa.

1103
01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:26,375
What?

1104
01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:35,291
YOUR FAMILY

1105
01:37:14,291 --> 01:37:17,625
Bravo, Ramon! Bravo!

1106
01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:21,333
You did a very good job!

1107
01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:24,083
And now I'm talking to you!

1108
01:37:24,958 --> 01:37:27,375
Yes! Yes, to you!

1109
01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:30,958
To you who are watching me right now!

1110
01:37:31,041 --> 01:37:33,583
From the youngest to the oldest!

1111
01:37:33,666 --> 01:37:35,541
Do the same!

1112
01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:37,041
Be kind!

1113
01:37:37,541 --> 01:37:38,541
Be good!

1114
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,250
Love!

1115
01:37:40,750 --> 01:37:43,416
Make sure the tree... is ready!

1116
01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:49,583
And don't forget, Santa Claus exists!

1117
01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,916
Merry Christmas!



