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I don't wanna play soccer.

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Let's go get ice cream
and lotto tickets.

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First of all,
don't ever let your mother

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hear the phrase
"lotto tickets," okay?

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Official YIFY movies site:
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And second of all, no, we can't.
You can't, you ca--

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you can't leave
your team behind.

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They're counting on you.

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Do you know
that goalie is probably

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the most powerful
position on the field?

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I mean, it's just
as important to save a goal

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as it is to score one.

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- They need you.
- Really?

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Are you kidding me?

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You know
that box around the goal?

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That's your domain.
That is your kingdom.

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And if one of these
little pasty bitches get inside that goal box,

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I want you to roar so loud

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that you just
scare the shit out of them.

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- [laughing]
- Wha--

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- Oh, you think I'm kidding?
- [chuckles]

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I'm serious. Hey.

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Inside that box,
no one can fuck with you.

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Now let's hear you roar.
Come on.

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I'm sorry, did I stutter?
Let me hear you roar!

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- [roars]
- Oh! Oh, whoa!

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

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That was terrifying.
I didn't expect that.

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Oh, boy. You scared me.

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I think I saw a ghost
or something. Come on.

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[Young Tillie]
Yeah, but ghosts aren't real.

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Hey, ghosts
are extremely real, baby.

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- [Young Tillie] What? Really?
- Oh, yeah.

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There's far too much
paranormal phenomenon not to.

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And it relates
to a larger cosmology.

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But there's a lot
of psychic residue.

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Powerful emotion
and unfinished business.

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Then again, the hell do I know?

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You know everything.

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[slow rock music]

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I know everything
about one thing.

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I'm not going
anywhere anytime soon.

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You got me.

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- Always.
- Always?

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Forever. [mutters]

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- You and me.
- [camera shutter clicks]

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["Hammer" by Tune-Yards]

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<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He won't get off my ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doesn't see the hammer</i>
<i>Nail his own hand down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am not the woman</i>
<i>That you think I am ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, I swallow up a mountain</i>
<i>And I'm quiet as a clam ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Saturday and Sunday</i>
<i>In the poison air ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, and every day I work</i>
<i>I help to put</i> <i>The poison there ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Oh ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He won't get off my back... ♪</i>

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[singer whooping]

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<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He won't get off... ♪</i>

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[soft rock music]

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- [phone line trilling]
- [Tillie] Hi.

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Yes, this is Matilda Grover.

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Um, I'm calling
because my father, Daniel,

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helped me make this,
uh, teen debit account

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when I was a minor,
which I still am.

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A proud teen
debit account holder.

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And, uh, I would like to have
him removed from the account...

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...for personal reasons.

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Uh, but I can just tell you.

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[chuckles] Um, he's a charlatan.

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[smacks lips] Yeah.

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Uh, um, grifter.

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Uh...

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...stole a bunch
of money from my mom.

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Um... [smacks lips]

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If you have a drop down,
you can put "dead to me." [chuckles]

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But my mom, Francesca,

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uh, should definitely
stay on the account

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because she puts money in it.

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Um, I love my mommy.

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Hello?

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[uplifting music]

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[Frankie]
I saw the cutest guy in my AA meeting,

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and I was gonna
set you up with him,

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- but--
- You gotta stop that.

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- [chuckling] I know.
But you know what? - Shh.

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It's okay because he died.

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So... [chuckles]
it's, like, problem solved.

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No, no, no, no, no!
Don't start it yet.

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Violet's coming.
She's gonna freak out.

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I don't think she's gonna mind.

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- She's been
a lot more chill recently. - [door opens]

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- Is that true?
- I'm losing my fucking mind.

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Dad is dying of cancer,
and nobody gives a shit

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except for me, so...

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- Hi.
- What?

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- Pausing the show.
- [clicks remote]

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I'm gonna go,
uh, check on the, uh...

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- Cool.
- He called several times when I was in court,

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trying to keep a homeless kid
out of the foster care system.

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And, I'm sorry,
what were you doing,

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babysitting some
rich lady's cats?

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- They're dogs.
- Right.

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That's it.
Ex-husband, father dying,

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and nobody cares.

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I obviously care.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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- Cure cancer?
- You could try.

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You could,
or you could muster up any kind of compassion

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for a loved one.
Or are you too busy raising generationally wealthy dogs?

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Oh, my God, I don't have to have
compassion for him anymore.

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That's why people get divorced.

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Yeah, Mom, I'm obviously
not talking about you.

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- I'm talking about...
- Me.

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- [Violet] Yeah.
- Yeah, she's talking about me

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because I did what
everyone told us both to do

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and I stopped
talking to our addict dad,

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who, by the way,
had a gun collection.

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Secret gun collection.

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A secret gun collection.

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Six guns is not a collection.

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[Frankie]
A secret six-gun collection.

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So, I'm finding it
a little hard to know what to do

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- when you tell me he has cancer.
- Well, you know what I found hard?

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Trying to pass the bar exam
while Dad was living in my front yard in his car.

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I sent your grandpa over there
to tell him to leave

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- and he was gone already.
- Yeah, not voluntarily.

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They towed his car
because there weren't enough wheels to put boots on.

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I can't believe he figured out
how to drive that car.

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- Insane.
- Did you see the tumor?

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You're kidding.

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Are we sure
there's an actual literal tumor?

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Doctors should show you proof.

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Yeah, because he also told me

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that he knew Quentin Tarantino,

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and I never saw him.

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I am the only one
that cares about him.

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I'm the only one
that's there for him.

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- You hear yourself, right?
- I do. I have perfect hearing.

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Violet, the man is a dangerous,
destructive alcoholic,

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and my Al-Anon sponsor says that

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you need to at least
let us detach with love.

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Don't say "love."
Don't say "detach with love."

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He's not dangerous.
He cried more than you did when your hamster died.

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Because you had
just gone to college,

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he named it Violet,
and then it ran away.

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It was spelled differently,
and you know that.

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Please don't fight. It makes me
feel like I'm a bad mom.

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- You're not a bad mom.
- You're not a bad mom.

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Dad is a human being, okay?

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And he raised you
while Mom was working. Sorry.

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He deserves your compassion.

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Not from me.
I don't have it for him.

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- [Violet scoffs]
- He called me a cunt when I was 11 years old.

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You were a cunt
when you were 11 years old.

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Grandma calls me
a cunt all the time and I still see her.

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Doesn't count from her
because it's a term of endearment.

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You don't get to say it's a term
of endearment from her.

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You don't get to say that.
You don't get to decide whether or not

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- it's a term of endearment.
- [Tillie] From Grandma?

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- [Violet] Yeah.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Just to clarify,
I worked because he did not.

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And these are important
feelings for me to have,

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which is why
I am gonna excuse myself and go write in my journal.

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<i>Oy vey.</i>

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She's just gonna leave.
That's what she's gonna do.

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Journal store is gonna have
to put up a wing in her honor.

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- Move.
- I have to move.

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Come on. Come on.

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[grunts, sighs]

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Okay. [grunts]

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Oh, my God,
I wish I could have been there

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when she got arrested.

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[Violet exhales softly]

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[quirky music]

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You really should see him.

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You'll regret it if you don't.

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[exhales] He's not gonna die.

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- [smacks lips] Okay.
- No.

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- I can feel you leaving.
- I know. I got a date. Look. [clears throat softly]

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- You go on so many dates.
- Hold on. I go on so many dates.

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- Look. I know.
- Wow. He's very attractive.

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Well, it's like his hair's
a little bit swoopier here, but it's spot-on boy band.

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- [grunts] What are we doing?
- Look.

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- Oh, wow.
- I feel like he needs water.

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- [chuckles]
That's a lot of tattoos. - What do you mean?

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- He looks thirsty.
- Okay, stop. This is-- Right.

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- That's an expense.
- No, I don't need the input, actually.

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- [Frankie laughs]
- So, thank you. Thank you.

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This was fun, guys.
Seriously, what a good hang.

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I love this. Um... [smacks lips]
Yeah, let's do this again

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after I have a lobotomy.

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- Something I said?
- [air kissing]

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[smacks lips] You want to
watch <i>Housewives,</i>Carl?

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Uh, no. But I love you both.

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- Love you.
- [Frankie] I think you would really like it.

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[Carl]
Uh, I don't know about that.

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- [sighs] My God.
- [notification bloops]

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Oh, well, now she's too thin.

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- [mutters indistinctly]
- I heard she is on... [sing-song] Ozempic.

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[normal voice] And so
I tried to get it for myself,

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- you know,
but the doctor on the website... - [typing]

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...said that
I don't weigh enough,

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so I lied and told him
I weigh more than I do,

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and then he didn't believe me,
so I can't get it.

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[Tillie smacks lips]

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[Frankie sighs]

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What?

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[sighs] I hope she uses
protection with that tattoo guy.

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- [car rattling]
- [Violet moaning]

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- [both grunting]
- Oh, my God!

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- I love having sex
without a condom! - Yeah! Me too!

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- See, we have
so much in common already. - [both panting]

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If I haven't gotten
pregnant yet, I can't!

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Don't worry. Every time
I try to donate sperm, they say, "Never mind."

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- Okay, just shut up
and lean back. - [chokes, coughs]

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[both groaning loudly]

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- Hey, have you seen Dad?
- Shit!

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I haven't gotten around to it.

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Well, I can't find him.
Start calling hospitals.

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Just any hospital?

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I know that you don't
want to deal with this,

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but I'm scared
that Mark is going to figure out I'm pregnant.

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<i>Figure out?</i>
<i>Didn't your co-worker</i> <i>congratulate you yesterday?</i>

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Yes, and I threatened
to sue her for fat-shaming.

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Wow. Uh, you crossed
your legs the other day,

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<i>and I'm pretty sure</i>
<i>I saw the head.</i>

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Our dad is missing.

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Have you even seen him
since he got sick?

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For your information,
I've been busy.

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00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:00,034
- With what?
- I'm walking up and down the hill,

233
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,646
wearing Julianne's Fitbit
so that I can get her steps in

234
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,474
because she's trying
to lose weight.

235
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,433
Uh, doesn't it sound insane
to you that Dad is missing?

236
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,479
- This sort of happens
all the time. - Maybe,

237
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,003
but it sounds more insane not
looking for our missing father.

238
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,265
<i>Yes!</i>

239
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,440
Yes, you agree?

240
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,618
Oh. No. Sorry, I just, um,

241
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,620
I just completed
one of Julianne's rings.

242
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,534
She's gonna look
really great at the Emmys.

243
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:26,060
I am so glad we have
our priorities straight.

244
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,365
- [cell phone beeps]
- So...

245
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:28,976
- [thuds]
- [exhales in exasperation]

246
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,980
[somber music]

247
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,945
- [music ends abruptly]
- [cell phone ringing]

248
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,339
[Violet]
<i>Okay, I found him.</i>

249
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,210
How did you do that so fast?

250
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,430
[traffic noise]

251
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,652
So, the short version
is that the tumors are eating him alive.

252
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,175
What was the long version?

253
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,351
Uh, the tumors
are eating him alive.

254
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,919
Would you like to see
images of the tumors?

255
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,398
- No.
- Okay.

256
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:04,881
- Sometimes people want proof.
- [Violet] Is there any treatment that could work?

257
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:09,320
Chances are slim.
Uh, again, I can show you the X-rays of all these tumors.

258
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,497
- Please stop.
- Okay. Well, your father's inside.

259
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,370
[woman over PA]
<i>Dr. Blair, Dr, Blair...</i> [continues indistinctly]

260
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,459
You coming?

261
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:20,941
No, I... I am. Uh...

262
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,291
Yeah, I am. I'm just, uh,

263
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,859
I'm gonna call Mom,
let her know what's happening.

264
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,121
[softly] Yeah. Okay.

265
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,168
- [door opens]
- [people talking indistinctly]

266
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,259
[exhales]

267
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,566
[monitor beeping]

268
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,183
[chair creaking]

269
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,798
[sighs softly] Hi...

270
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,539
...rabbit. [chuckles]

271
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,585
- Hi, Daddy.
- [chuckles softly]

272
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,369
I love you so much.

273
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,503
- I love you too.
- Yeah.

274
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,202
Hey. Don't worry.

275
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:09,424
I have no intention of kicking
the bucket anytime soon.

276
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,599
[monitor continues beeping]

277
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,687
[chuckles]

278
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,254
I know.

279
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,823
I know. I know.

280
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,259
[Daniel]
Is Tillie coming?

281
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,217
[Violet]
Um... [inhales]

282
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,089
She's gonna be here any second.

283
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,265
[Daniel]
Can you, can you put <i>SpongeBob</i>on?

284
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:28,138
We used to...
watch that together, me and Tillie.

285
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,574
- [Violet] Oh, yeah.
- [Daniel] Hm.

286
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,144
- [TV remote clicks]
- [mariachi music playing on TV]

287
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,496
[Daniel chuckles softly]

288
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,412
- I love you.
- I know.

289
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,545
- [chuckles]
- I know. I love you.

290
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,416
[smacks lips]
And so does Tillie.

291
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,117
You love her too, right?

292
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,297
I don't know.

293
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:00,910
[Violet]
Dad.

294
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,957
[typing]

295
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,222
- [notification bloops]
- [Daniel] Hey, Violet, steal the TV for me.

296
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,006
[Violet]
Dad, come on.

297
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,751
[slow upbeat music]

298
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,015
[siren wailing]

299
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,505
Tillie says her father
is being eaten alive by tumors.

300
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,248
It's giving the tumors
an awful lot of agency.

301
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,684
It sounds like he's dying.

302
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:40,254
I don't wanna go,
but I feel like the good moms

303
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,518
are with their daughters
when their fathers are dying.

304
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,955
My mom was with me
when my dad died.

305
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,218
And she was a good mom.

306
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,264
Just look at me.

307
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,050
[monitor beeping]

308
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,313
- [Frankie] Sweetie?
- Oh, hey.

309
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,360
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.

310
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,491
[Violet]
Thank you for coming.

311
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,102
Oh, no. It's okay.

312
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,843
Um, is Tillie here?

313
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,324
Um, she is...
[inhales] somewhere.

314
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,718
- [sighs]
- Yeah, I think she heard Dad say that

315
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,241
he doesn't know if he loves her.

316
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,113
Are you fucking kidding me?

317
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028
- [softly] I don't know.
- [sighs] Hm.

318
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,467
Um, well, remember,
uh, his brain is not

319
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,556
in the best shape at the moment.

320
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,688
Yeah. Yeah. No, I--

321
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,169
Hey, listen, um,
do you wanna see his tumors?

322
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,998
There is a doctor
that will be your best friend, if you want to look at them.

323
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,871
I mean, I kind of do. [chuckles]

324
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,525
- I, I don't care.
I'm just kidding. - [both chuckle]

325
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,744
Okay.

326
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,441
- Okay.
- Come on.

327
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,661
[monitor continues beeping]

328
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,969
[crying]

329
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,583
[softly] Hey.

330
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,589
- Okay.
- No, it's okay to not be okay.

331
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,156
No, really, I'm good now.

332
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,245
I'll, uh, look for Tillie
in a second.

333
00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,811
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

334
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,901
[soft rock music]

335
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,708
- I've never been
to a puppet show... - [gasps]

336
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,275
- ...in Santa Monica. When?
- Yes, you have!

337
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,580
And we smelled poop,
and we didn't realize

338
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,408
- it was on our shoes.
- I would--

339
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,106
- When-- How old was I?
- [chuckles] We were, like--

340
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,238
well, you were, like,
four or something. [laughs]

341
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,327
I feel like I would remember
if we went to a puppet show

342
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,547
- and there was poop
on my shoe though. - We were-- [gasps]

343
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,461
- [Daniel exhales]
- [monitor flatlining]

344
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,462
Oh, my God.

345
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,855
[people talking indistinctly]

346
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,422
- [Frankie] Daniel?
- [Violet] Hey.

347
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,163
- Daniel?
- Dad.

348
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:48,773
- Daniel?
- Hey.

349
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,384
Hey. No, no, no.

350
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,385
- No.
- Dad, no, no, no.

351
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,560
Tillie!

352
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:53,822
[Violet]
Tillie!

353
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,259
- Dad?
- [muffled chatter]

354
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,782
- [Frankie] It's okay.
- [Violet] It's okay.

355
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,393
[flatlining continues]

356
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,749
[sniffles]

357
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,664
It's okay.
I'll take care of the girls.

358
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,492
I swear, everybody will be okay.

359
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,407
I'll make sure
that they're okay. [crying]

360
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,800
I know we had problems,
but you loved them so much...

361
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,498
- Is he gone?
- ...and there was a time

362
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,761
when I loved you
very much in spite of...

363
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,896
Sweetheart. Come here.
Come here. Come here.

364
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,811
Come here.

365
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,162
[somber instrumental music]

366
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,772
[Violet crying]

367
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,347
[crickets chirping]

368
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,523
[monitor beeping]

369
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,090
[ventilator hissing]

370
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,400
[ethereal music]

371
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,970
[Tillie]
<i>He's, like, dead to me.</i> [chuckles]

372
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,233
<i>Like a ghost...</i>[echoing]

373
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,887
<i>- of a person.</i>[echoing]
- [Daniel] <i>Like a ghost.</i>

374
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,845
<i>- Like a ghost...</i>[echoing]
- [flatlining]

375
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,586
[inhales]

376
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,502
- Oh.
- [ethereal music continues]

377
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,375
[exhales sharply]

378
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:09,985
[music fades]

379
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,682
[dogs barking in distance]

380
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,121
I mean, missing those
last moments with her dad

381
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,732
after cutting him
out of her life for so long.

382
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,647
[Carl]
<i>Well, procrastination</i> <i>is a hell of a drug.</i>

383
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,563
<i>Okay, I'm at the store</i>
<i>looking at ice cream.</i>

384
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,261
<i>They're all out of</i>
<i>Halo Top Sea Salt Caramel.</i>

385
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,742
<i>- What's your next choice?</i>
- You know what? Fuck Halo Top.

386
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,006
I watched someone die tonight,
so I deserve the real shit.

387
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,834
<i>You got it.</i>

388
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:37,186
I know that Tillie's decision
was really complicated.

389
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,840
- [slides closet door]
- It's just--

390
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,843
I hope that this whole thing

391
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,020
doesn't wind up haunting her
for the rest of her life.

392
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,630
Hey, Frankie, we gotta talk.

393
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,676
- [screams]
<i>- What just happened?</i>

394
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,678
<i>- What's going on?</i>
- Where'd you go? Where the fuck--

395
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,506
- Where did--
How did you do that? <i>- I can get it all.</i>

396
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,985
<i>What do you want?</i>
<i>You want me to go to Gelson's?</i>

397
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,336
<i>- Are you okay?</i>
- Uh, everything's normal.

398
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,555
- I'll call you back.
<i>- What do you mean,</i> <i>everything's normal?</i>

399
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,862
Oh, my God.

400
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,691
Uh, okay. Deep breaths.

401
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,911
- I am hallucinating.
- No, you're not.

402
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,393
Uh, okay, then,
I'm having a stroke?

403
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,441
- You're not having a stroke.
You smell burnt toast? - You knew I don't eat bread.

404
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,400
Look, you know what?
I've been looking for you for hours.

405
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,533
Something really strange
is going on here.

406
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,578
[in disbelief] Strange? Really?

407
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:26,366
Because I am talking to my dead
ex-husband in a mirror.

408
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,802
Let's just calm down.

409
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,369
We don't know that I'm dead.

410
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,806
I watched you die!

411
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,113
- Oh, so now you're a doctor.
- You know what?

412
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,854
You have always diminished
my fucking accomplishments!

413
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,943
- You're literally not a doctor!
- I could have

414
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,381
been a doctor
if it wasn't for you!

415
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,862
I'm seeing things,
I'm seeing things. I'm seeing crazy things.

416
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:48,736
[sing-song] I had a crazy day,
and now I'm going crazy.

417
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,130
I'm seeing things,
I'm seeing... [gasps]

418
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,828
- [normal voice] Whoa! Fuck!
- Don't panic.

419
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,091
Fuck you! Fuck you!

420
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,962
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

421
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,703
[sing-song]
I gotta call my sponsor, call my shrink.

422
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,575
I don't know
what to think. I don't--

423
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,316
No, if I call my sponsor,
he'll think I'm fucking crazy.

424
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,839
- Now, what the fucking-- [gasps]
- [knocking on door]

425
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,320
Oh, my God.
Hey, if you're another ghost,

426
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,626
I may be Jewish,
but I am very clear

427
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,193
on the true meaning
of Christmas.

428
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,847
- Thank you.
- [Violet] I'm coming in!

429
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,544
[Frankie]
Ghosts can come in now?

430
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,416
[breathing heavily]

431
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,722
I didn't say you were
the first person to see me.

432
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,638
Oh, my God.
He's in your mirror too?

433
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,553
This is real.
[chuckles excitedly]

434
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,687
Do you see a light
at the end of a tunnel?

435
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,297
- Go towards it.
- Don't say, "Go towards it."

436
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,081
Don't go towards it.
That's how they get you.

437
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,996
- [quirky music]
- There's no light.

438
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:38,612
No, I seem to be in some
strange, uh, liminal space.

439
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:42,093
Hard to describe,
but, uh... [inhales]

440
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,358
well, seems to have
something to do with mirrors.

441
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,924
Of course
I tried to explain this

442
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,971
to Stephen Hawking
back in the '80s.

443
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,539
You never met Stephen Hawking.

444
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,324
Don't lie from the afterlife.
There could be repercussions.

445
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,978
Stephen Hawking could be
standing behind you.

446
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,109
He could punch you in the head.

447
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,850
- I'm not dead.
- Oh.

448
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,504
You'll never be
dead to me, Daddy.

449
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,072
- [scoffs]
- I'm really not dead.

450
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:09,077
Okay, let's you and me go to
the thankfully mirrorless deck

451
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,122
so that we can call Tillie.

452
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,212
[cell phone ringing]

453
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,133
[yawning] Hello?

454
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,223
Hi, sweetie. Were you asleep?

455
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,050
Did you take
that pill I gave you?

456
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,575
[yawns] Yeah.
I don't think it worked.

457
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:33,362
Sweetie, can you
go to the mirror and tell me what you see?

458
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,191
Like you're my Sarah Lawrence
acting coach?

459
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,367
Just do it. Just do it.

460
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,025
[grunting] Okay.

461
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,944
[grunting] Getting up.

462
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,471
[yawning] Getting up. Walking.

463
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,346
[yawning] Here. I'm here.

464
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,782
Do you see anything?

465
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,134
If this is another
body positivity thing,

466
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,615
it didn't really work.
Last time.

467
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,661
You don't see anyone else?

468
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:24,283
Mm, no, but you're starting
to scare the shit out of me, so that's good.

469
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:27,764
Okay, listen. Um, I, I,
I need you to come over.

470
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,506
- Your sister and I
have to talk to you. - [dog barking in distance]

471
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,987
- Now?
<i>- Yes. Right now!</i>

472
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,380
- You have clothes.
- I know.

473
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,120
- [stuttering]
- I know, it's like,

474
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,644
- it's like the end
of our town... - Do you feel

475
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,210
- like you have cancer?
- ...but if our town

476
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,734
- were a one-man show.
- But you never owned

477
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,301
that blazer is my point.
You know what I mean?

478
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:42,605
- I have that blazer.
- I don't think he did.

479
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,565
- [both] Hey!
- Whoa!

480
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,395
We're seeing your father.

481
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,050
- At the morgue?
- In the mirror.

482
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,009
- Yeah, he's in
the mirror, your father. - He's in the mirror.

483
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,750
Bring her over to the mirror
so she can see me.

484
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,621
- You got to go to the mirror.
- Come here.

485
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,841
- In the mirror. Like, mirror.
- The man is in the mirror.

486
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,364
- [Violet] Dad is in the mirror.
- [chuckles] Yeah, he's in the mirror.

487
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:03,539
It's like a miracle.

488
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,891
Why can't you see me?
She can't see me.

489
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,807
[Frankie]
I don't know. You're not even a predictable ghost.

490
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,114
Hey, mudgy, it's me. It's Daddy.

491
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,985
Have her turn.
She can't-- Swee...

492
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,336
Hey, thanks for visiting me
all those times. I really...

493
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:18,641
[silence]

494
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,339
Can you hear what he's saying?

495
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,383
Yeah, can you hear
what he's saying?

496
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,733
Can you hear what you're saying?

497
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,301
[Violet]
Oh, God, we have to convince her.

498
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,129
- Now I feel bad for priests,
'cause this is hard. - I know. I know.

499
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,870
- Hard to have proof.
- Oh, oh. You know what?

500
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,698
I have it, I have it,
I have it, I have it, I have it.

501
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:35,397
Oh, Daniel, what is something
that you know about Tillie

502
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,618
- that neither me
nor Violet know? - Okay, that's smart.

503
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:40,663
- That's genius.
- Right? Thank you.

504
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,448
Is this, like, some mean

505
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,102
and very convoluted way
of getting me to admit

506
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,061
to stealing Grandma's cigarettes
in middle school?

507
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:49,150
- Because I didn't do it.
- Hm.

508
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:50,673
How would I know
what she told you?

509
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,762
- You banished me
from the family. - [sighs]

510
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:54,851
You never told Tillie a secret?

511
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:02,381
[chuckles awkwardly] Oh, my God,
you stole from my purse

512
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,861
to buy Dippin' Dots
for your father

513
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,386
- when he took you to the track?
- Matilda!

514
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,735
Oh, my God.

515
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,868
I've never told anyone that

516
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,957
because I genuinely forgot.

517
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,397
[softly] It's working.

518
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:19,572
Dad?

519
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,009
Do your thing.

520
00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:25,142
I don't-- I can't see him.

521
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,015
- Am I doing something wrong?
- Maybe.

522
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,321
No, don't say that.

523
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,323
- [Violet] No?
- No, no, no, no, sweetheart.

524
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,064
No, no, don't feel bad.

525
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,545
Because, um,
we don't know what kind of

526
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:39,200
supernatural <i>mishegoss</i>
is going on.

527
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,811
I mean, I, I was married to him,

528
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,945
and, uh, Violet
is the eldest daughter, so...

529
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,164
- Yeah.
- Um, maybe it's like a Passover thing.

530
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,428
Passover thing.
Oh, or maybe, um,

531
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,169
I knew him longer
before he relapsed.

532
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,345
Yeah. Yeah. I think it, it was--

533
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,001
Just might be a very, very tight
circle on this one.

534
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:01,004
- [cell phone ringing]
- Where is he?

535
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:02,876
- Oh, Jesus.
- It's like...

536
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,181
- Don't answer it.
- I have to.

537
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,009
- You don't have to.
- It's Mom.

538
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,229
- Okay.
- Uh, hey, Mom. Not a good time right now.

539
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:10,361
[Renee over phone]
<i>Oh, I won't keep you long.</i>

540
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:16,324
Uh, Grandpa and I,
uh, seem to be having a nervous break.

541
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,370
<i>He wants to go</i>
<i>to a mental institution,</i>

542
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:22,025
<i>and I am not that worried.</i>

543
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,897
What are you talking about?

544
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:27,596
We're seeing your deadbeat
dead husband in every mirror.

545
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:33,080
Oh, my God, my whole family
is being haunted without me.

546
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,300
[Renee]
<i>Oh. They're seeing him too.</i>

547
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,867
[Carl]
Hello? Where's everybody?

548
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,915
Ah. I got, like,
way too much ice cream.

549
00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,744
I know, but it's a big night.
We got a lot of candles.

550
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,876
What are we doing,
just looking at ourselves in the mirror?

551
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,661
- Here's Danny!
- Whoa!

552
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:50,227
God! Jesus!

553
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,839
Fuck! It's okay.
Everybody, come out!

554
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,318
[clapping]
Come with me! Come on!

555
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,668
- [objects clattering]
- Oh! Damn it!

556
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,496
[quirky music]

557
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,675
Okay, the mirrors are covered.

558
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:04,677
Let's talk ghosts.

559
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,853
[Renee]
What? [chuckles] No.

560
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,986
- I want to know why Carl...
- [cutlery clinking]

561
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,687
...has not
proposed to Frankie yet.

562
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,863
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
You can't do me like that. - [Frankie] No, Mom, no.

563
00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:19,039
- This is not what that is about.
- [Carl] This is this? This is this now?

564
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,127
- We're doing this now?
- [Violet] We're here to talk about ghosts.

565
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:21,476
- Ghosts.
- Spot on, Grandma.

566
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,651
- [Violet] Shut up!
- That-- Yeah.

567
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:23,870
- Okay!
- That is why we're here.

568
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,262
[all talking at once]

569
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,307
- Ghosts.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

570
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:27,874
Anyone who can see Daniel,

571
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,267
- raise your hand.
- [Carl] Yeah.

572
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,444
[munching]

573
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:34,620
Cool.

574
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,274
Ghosts are real,

575
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:40,321
and my whole family
is going crazy without me.

576
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:44,194
It's not fair. But if it helps,
I really, really hate that I can see him.

577
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:47,241
And I really, really hate
that he can see me.

578
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,373
You? I looked
into having him killed.

579
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,288
- "Killed"?
- Well, casually.

580
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,160
I asked my jeweler
if he knew someone.

581
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,597
Jewelers know people.

582
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,817
Jewelers know people.

583
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,037
Why can't I see him?

584
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,519
Hm. I don't think
this is about you.

585
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,608
- Actually, now
that I think about it... - Oh, you're right.

586
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:08,479
- ...I think maybe
it's not about you. - It's about their jeweler.

587
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,351
Hey, if it
makes you feel better, you can have mine.

588
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:11,657
- It's not what
it's cracked up to be. - Thank you, Carl.

589
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,397
That's really generous of you.

590
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,922
See? Some people are sort of
offering their ghosts.

591
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,488
Okay, I think
everybody should be

592
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:18,968
- a little bit more generous--
- Hey, guys.

593
00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,275
- [overlapping chatter]
- Guys. Hey, guys!

594
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,538
- ...as opposed to...
- Well, I'm talking...

595
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:24,844
- ...being a huge bitch.
- ...so announcement from me. And be quiet.

596
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,367
Now, um,
thank you so much, everybody.

597
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,675
Um, so I was talking
with Dad privately,

598
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:33,853
and he doesn't exactly
know what's happening, but he thinks...

599
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,290
- ...he might not be dead.
- [Frankie] Mm-hm.

600
00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:37,683
[Carl]
What does he think he is?

601
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:39,423
- What?
- Whoa! Whoa!

602
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,556
You know what?
I can't with this fucking guy!

603
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:42,949
- All right, look.
- [Frankie] Where's the fucking ice cream?

604
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,125
It could be true,
it could not be true.

605
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:46,779
And whether
he's correct or not, I think we should cover our bases

606
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,519
by, A, protecting
his body from erosion.

607
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,434
I don't know when that starts.

608
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,741
And, B, going to his apartment
and getting all of his photos,

609
00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:55,701
- which we have to do anyway.
- That might be what's keeping him here...

610
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,572
[chuckles]
and nobody wants that.

611
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,792
- I mean...
[clears throat] condolences. - Thank you.

612
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,141
[Harris]
What were his last wishes?

613
00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,012
Maybe he's already
been cremated.

614
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,754
He didn't have last wishes
because he ate

615
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,887
a specific brand
of cookie every day

616
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,758
that he thought would
make him live forever.

617
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,455
No, no, no, you idiot. No.

618
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,066
It wasn't a specific brand
of cookie that he thought

619
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,720
was gonna make him
live forever. He thought

620
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,243
that if he ate it long enough,
medical science

621
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,897
- would catch up and intervene.
- Oh, right.

622
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,550
- [Harris] The guy was a <i>putz.</i>
- It's different.

623
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:20,900
- I'm the idiot in that scenario.
- You are the idiot.

624
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,597
- That's what I said.
- Why don't we

625
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:24,207
- donate his body to science?
- Did I not say that?

626
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:25,687
- [scoffs]
- Is that real?

627
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,602
Sure. The one person
that can't see him

628
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,909
is guessing his last wishes.
That seems right.

629
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,041
- Oh, my God!
- I think that makes sense.

630
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,477
- No, I think it makes sense.
I love that. - You're such a dick!

631
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,479
- You're a dick!
- You loved BodyWorks.

632
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,046
- You don't know that.
We went one time... - And that's that.

633
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,961
[overlapping chatter]

634
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,050
- Okay! Whoa!
- Mom.

635
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,272
Hold on. I know
someone we can talk to.

636
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:50,190
- A therapist?
- No, but a very intuitive person.

637
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,714
- Better not be Barry.
- [whispering] It's Barry.

638
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,150
- [Frankie] Ugh.
- Mm-hm.

639
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,500
- Great.
- She's obsessed with Barry.

640
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,024
- Um, okay, I am gonna go
ahead and call the hospital... - [whispers] Who's Barry?

641
00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,287
...about Dad's body.
Unless Barry can, um,

642
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,289
come and do this for us. So...

643
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,465
[smacks lips] Excuse me.

644
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:06,249
[quirky music]

645
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,557
Is this a sign?

646
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,559
I don't generally
believe in signs,

647
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,169
but I also
didn't believe in ghosts

648
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,824
- until tonight.
- A sign for what, sweetie?

649
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,784
That I shouldn't have
listened to everybody and cut off contact with him

650
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:22,135
because now I'm being punished
by him denying me his presence.

651
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:24,137
Why can't he punish me?

652
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,529
- I mean, I, I don't get it.
- [laughs]

653
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,575
Do you want
to be haunted by him?

654
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,838
I just don't understand
why I can't see him.

655
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,580
And I don't wanna
be going crazy over this,

656
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,322
but it's pissing me off
that my whole family

657
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,803
is being haunted
by my dad without me.

658
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:42,242
Maybe he had unfinished business
with all of you.

659
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,158
Unfinished business?

660
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,203
The man never worked
a day in his life.

661
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,379
[Violet]
Yes. Yeah, he did. He was a taxi driver,

662
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,642
and he made all those lamps,
and he helped Uncle Herbie

663
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,949
fix his computer all
of those times, and he was a government contractor.

664
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:57,170
He was kicked by a police horse,
and the government paid him off.

665
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,389
That is not called employment.

666
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,043
- [Violet] Right. Okay.
- The horse was really provocative, though.

667
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,045
[Violet]
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

668
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,352
Okay, so that was the hospital,

669
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,136
and they said we can
move him to any mortuary.

670
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,878
We just have to call,
or we can donate his body

671
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:11,662
to something
called Science Care.

672
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,058
Till, they're not open
right now, and I work during business hours,

673
00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:19,845
and I am eight
fucking months pregnant, so I'm gonna need you

674
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,978
- to call and get
our dad's body back. - Mm.

675
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:23,979
[Tillie]
Me?

676
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,852
No, I can't.

677
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,505
Julianne is having
a really hard time

678
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,377
with the company
that delivers her soup.

679
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,338
She likes puree,
and they keep sending chunky, and it's destroying her.

680
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:37,340
- [Tillie sighs]
- Is that a yes?

681
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:39,560
Sure.

682
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,344
Yeah. You know what?

683
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,956
I will go collect
the body of the man

684
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,567
who can't even be
bothered to haunt me.

685
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:49,178
[Harris]
This <i>putz's</i>in my mirror.

686
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,137
Daniel, talk to your daughter.

687
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,095
You can't even ghost right.

688
00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:57,491
I swear, after I die,
I'm coming back

689
00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,362
and I'm haunting
every single one of you.

690
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,668
[upbeat music]

691
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:01,930
[Tillie]
Thank you, Grandpa.

692
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,803
- Thank you.
- No, no. It's okay.

693
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,152
Okay. Choking!

694
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:07,936
- Oh!
- Thank you.

695
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,333
[man over phone]
<i>Hi. Is this Tile Grover?</i>

696
00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,509
"Tile"? Do you think
there's a person named Tile?

697
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:18,599
<i>Uh, whoever filled out</i>
<i>the intake form put "Tile."</i>

698
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:22,342
It's Tillie. Matilda.
Who are you?

699
00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:25,954
- Hi, Miss Grover.
This is Owen from Science Care. - [phone ringing]

700
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,390
<i>Oh. Yeah.</i>

701
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,088
<i>Hi. I've been calling you.</i>

702
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,525
Uh, you have to get
my dad's body from the hospital,

703
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:35,529
and there's a lady there
who's, um, very mad at me,

704
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:38,793
as if I'm supposed
to go get it or something.

705
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,664
Well, I'd love to get
that taken care of for you.

706
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,971
We just need a little bit
of additional information.

707
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,627
<i>- Okay.</i>
- Uh, we'll need an affidavit stating that

708
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,543
there are no remaining
conflicts with the estate.

709
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,501
What does that mean?

710
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,461
Uh, just that
affairs are settled

711
00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,680
and all fine with the estate.

712
00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,206
"Estate"? He lived
in Section 8 housing.

713
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:03,426
Got it.
Uh, well, still, you know,

714
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,646
- just to, to, to kind of...
- So, uh,

715
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:08,823
you want me
to go to my dad's place

716
00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:14,307
and rummage through the trash
to confirm that it is trash?

717
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:17,136
Sadly, yes. And we will
also need it notarized.

718
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,226
[grunts in frustration]

719
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,315
Come on!

720
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:27,624
- [exhales sharply]
- I, I, I, I am so sorry, Miss Grover.

721
00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:30,105
That is so profoundly difficult.

722
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,325
And I do understand,

723
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:35,197
you know, even past being
your account representative,

724
00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:38,244
I'm a man. Human. Man.

725
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,855
I, I understand emotions,
and I feel them.

726
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,553
And, and I'm a--
And I-- As a, a human,

727
00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:46,208
<i>member of the human species</i>
<i>with you.</i>

728
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:49,733
Yeah, well, keep saying it,
because it gets more convincing every time you do.

729
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,432
[sighs] I wish
I could help, you know.

730
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:54,042
And, and if you need
someone to be here

731
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,001
while you
process those feelings...

732
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:59,961
I just can't
get rid of this guy.

733
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:04,879
He dies, and then
I have even more work to do

734
00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:06,707
than from when he was alive.

735
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:08,143
And it's like I can't get away,

736
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,884
and my sister
is bearing down on me.

737
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,060
And I can't even see my dad.

738
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:14,106
Right. Because he's passed.

739
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,673
What you said.
It's not like he's a ghost.

740
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,285
But if he was...

741
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:23,811
...and my sister
and Mom could see him,

742
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,117
<i>but I couldn't...</i>

743
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,381
...what would you
suggest that I do?

744
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:32,776
Since you work for science.

745
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,604
Well, I work for Science Care,

746
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,520
not just, sort of,
the concept of science.

747
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,915
But I would say, you know,
in this extremely specific

748
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,352
and obviously
impossible scenario,

749
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:46,616
that sister and mother
are very close,

750
00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,879
intimate relationships
with a lot of baggage.

751
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:53,275
And it might behoove you
to find a more neutral mediator,

752
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:56,452
<i>maybe someone a little</i>
<i>even-keeled and impartial</i>

753
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,498
<i>to help</i>
<i>reestablish that connection.</i>

754
00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:00,065
<i>That's what I would do.</i>

755
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:01,718
Like a Science Care guy.

756
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,634
[chuckles] No.
No, not me. It can't be.

757
00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:09,291
Um, uh, you know, I would say,
though, that I am,

758
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,338
I am here for you.
You know, feel free to call me.

759
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:14,688
I, I'm, I'm assigned
to your case.

760
00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:18,344
Uh, and once again,
my name is Owen. And, uh, I'll be here.

761
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,302
Thanks, Owen. You're a real one.

762
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,739
[laughs] If you say so.

763
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:26,134
Uh, there is a short survey
after we get off the call together

764
00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,353
that I would love-- Hello?

765
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,789
[smacks lips] She hung up.

766
00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:30,791
[upbeat music]

767
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:35,143
[Tillie]
You and Dad always got along so well,

768
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:37,537
and the case manager
at Science Care

769
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:41,410
says that
we could use a mediator, which I don't think is his job.

770
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:44,718
I think he gives
Dad's body parts to medical students.

771
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:49,462
But you love to mediate,
so maybe you can help us connect.

772
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,855
I do love to mediate.

773
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,032
Okay, Renee. Mediate away.

774
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:59,733
When was the last time
when you and I just hung out?

775
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:01,517
- [cell phone vibrating]
- Um,

776
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:02,866
- yeah, I don't know, Grandma.
- [notification bloops]

777
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,433
That's really sweet, but Violet

778
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,174
- is really riding my ass...
- Didn't mean it

779
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,784
- when I said I didn't know...
- ...about this whole

780
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:08,698
- ghost thing.
- ...whether I loved her or not.

781
00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:09,612
Can't you just talk

782
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:10,831
to each other?

783
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,398
- No. That's literally...
- No. See,

784
00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:13,877
- that's what I'm saying.
- ...the whole problem.

785
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,229
[smacks lips]
Please let me handle this.

786
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,796
I am the mediator.

787
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:24,236
Daniel, Tillie wants
to talk to you.

788
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:27,021
Now, see... [clears throat]

789
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:30,633
I can hear and see her.
She can't hear and see me!

790
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:33,854
I am not deaf or foreign!

791
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:37,292
- Will you please tell Tillie...
- [door opens]

792
00:34:37,466 --> 00:34:39,642
[suspenseful psychedelic music]

793
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,602
- ...that I'm so--
- Are you still talking to this asshole?

794
00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:45,779
- Yes.
- Will you shut the fuck up for five...

795
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:50,175
Don't even
fucking think about it.

796
00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:55,484
[chuckles] You're dead. I'm not.

797
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,182
So suck on that.

798
00:34:57,356 --> 00:35:00,968
I'm obviously astral traveling,
or a <i>bodhisattva,</i>

799
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,840
or on some higher
level of consciousness.

800
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,060
You are not on a higher plane.

801
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:10,020
You're stuck here
because you, in life, were a deadbeat.

802
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,197
You stole from your wife!

803
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:15,243
- You abandon your daughters,
you lie to everybody. - [sighs]

804
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,376
No wonder your kids
didn't want to talk to you

805
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,247
- when you got sick.
- [door opens]

806
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,249
- [door closes]
- Hm.

807
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:24,861
Tillie forgot the leftovers!

808
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,604
[quirky music]

809
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:36,264
[Tillie]
Mom?

810
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:38,440
- Mom in here?
- No.

811
00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:40,877
- Oh!
- Everyone's a critic.

812
00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:44,490
- That's amazing.
- Thank you.

813
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,406
I figured
since you can't see him...

814
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,103
<i>Voilà.</i>

815
00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:51,192
That's for me?

816
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:52,889
It's not for me.

817
00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:54,848
Awesome.

818
00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:58,373
Yeah, 'cause I, I tore him
out of all my pictures.

819
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:01,289
So a giant painting is perfect.

820
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:03,552
- Sweetheart-- Oh, Jesus!
- [chuckles]

821
00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,250
[scoffs, mimicking Frankie]
"Not my favorite."

822
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,730
Oh, God. Oh, I'm so sorry.

823
00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:09,079
- It's okay.
- Oh, Mom.

824
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:10,951
Uh, I talked
to the Science Care guy.

825
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:14,998
They can get the body of the man
who doesn't know he loves me.

826
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,219
So call the psychic rabbi.
I have to go.

827
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:20,482
- Oh. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Bye. Have a great day.

828
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,789
- It really is fantastic. It's...
- Thank you.

829
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:24,269
...it's frightening. [chuckles]

830
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,053
Does she-- Do you want this?

831
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,925
Or is it-- Is this for me?
[clears throat]

832
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,407
How do we feel about some horns?

833
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:37,978
[chuckles] Why can't I
get you out of my life?

834
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:41,721
Well, this normally comes
at the end of the story, but you still love me.

835
00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:44,593
You need to make
things right with Tillie

836
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:47,466
so the demons can come
and suck you away

837
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,903
like the bad guy in <i>Ghost.</i>
The guy with no eyebrows.

838
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:52,993
The guy, uh, the guy whose
father was a famous producer.

839
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,734
The guy who played
the president in <i>Scandal.</i>

840
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,302
You need to call
that psychic rabbi

841
00:36:57,476 --> 00:37:00,087
so he can get to the bottom
of this astral projection thing,

842
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,350
or whatever the hell it is,
and then I'll come back

843
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,352
and I'll straighten
things out with Tillie.

844
00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:06,615
I cannot tell somebody

845
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:10,358
that my dead ex-husband
doesn't think he's dead,

846
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,708
because that,
that's going to make me look like a fucking idiot.

847
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:14,014
Yeah, we can't
have that, can we?

848
00:37:14,188 --> 00:37:16,103
Oh, my God. You know what?

849
00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,237
You denied having
going into my bank account

850
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,804
and stealing money from me
to buy a bunch of guns.

851
00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:24,198
I wanted to be
the only liberal with guns.

852
00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:26,418
You denied being drunk

853
00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:28,898
when I dragged you to the car

854
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,510
and showed you
all of the empty beer cans.

855
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:35,165
Since losing my corporeal form,
I've really sobered up.

856
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:38,821
And now
you're denying having died.

857
00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:41,955
Congratulations.
You win a denial.

858
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:45,088
And you believe in ghosts.
So what the hell do you know?

859
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,527
I know that you said
you didn't love Tillie.

860
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,879
I did not say that
I don't love Tillie.

861
00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:55,011
I said that I didn't know
if I loved Tillie

862
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,537
because my brain
was filled with tumors or so they say.

863
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:03,193
You know, I happen
to be going through a very hard time right now.

864
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:07,110
You know, that is just like you,
to conveniently have tumors

865
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,504
to blame your bad behavior on.

866
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,379
All I know is that
Tillie cannot go through the rest of her life

867
00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:17,991
thinking that
her father doesn't love her, and you know that.

868
00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,471
[gentle music]

869
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:20,907
That would be bad.

870
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:21,951
All right.

871
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,999
All right.
I'll take care of that.

872
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:28,523
I'm on it. But you have
to call that rabbi.

873
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,918
Unless you want
your husband in the mirror for the rest of your life,

874
00:38:32,092 --> 00:38:34,181
telling you how you really look
in those jeans.

875
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,097
[scoffs] Oh, my God. Fuck you.

876
00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:40,753
- [dialing]
- I'm so going to fuck you. Fuck you.

877
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,755
- [line trilling]
- [Barry on voicemail] <i>Hello.</i>

878
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:45,061
<i>You've reached Rabbi Barry.</i>

879
00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,498
<i>Shalom!</i>

880
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:49,849
<i>To schedule a</i>bris, <i>press one.</i>

881
00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:54,027
<i>To schedule a</i>bar
<i>or</i>bat mitzvah, <i>press two.</i>

882
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,944
<i>To schedule a psychic clearing,</i>
<i>press three.</i>

883
00:38:58,118 --> 00:38:59,119
Sure. Three.

884
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:00,990
[groovy music]

885
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,386
[over phone] <i>Hello, </i>
<i>this is Owen from Science Care.</i><i> </i> <i>How can I help you?</i>

886
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,867
Hi, Owen from Science Care.

887
00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,651
This is Matilda Grover

888
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:13,089
calling to check
on Daniel Grover's body.

889
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,831
- Hi, Miss Grover. So, yeah,
we received all the paperwork. - [keyboard clacking]

890
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,616
We can release
those ashes to you right away.

891
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,098
[shakily] Ashes?

892
00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:25,580
<i>Yeah, that's what we, uh--</i>

893
00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,713
That was what was
listed at the hospital.

894
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:28,931
Is that a problem?

895
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,108
[shakily] No.

896
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:36,896
I just didn't realize
you were going to burn 'em.

897
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,508
And now I don't really know
how that's gonna affect

898
00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:43,032
the metaphysical aspect
of all of this.

899
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,034
What?

900
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:48,037
I have no idea why
I'm inclined to ask you this,

901
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,475
but what do you think
happens when we die?

902
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:54,522
Uh... Wow. Well, you know,
any number of things.

903
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,785
- Our website actually
lists a bunch of the options. - [keyboard clacking]

904
00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,048
We have cremation, air burial.

905
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:00,572
Not to our bodies.

906
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,010
To our spirits.

907
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:07,230
<i>Oh. I'm afraid</i>
<i>I don't know, Miss Grover.</i>

908
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,539
This family member...

909
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,413
...he can't see me.

910
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,807
- Not the real you, right?
- Sure.

911
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,463
When he was in the hospital,
I couldn't look at him.

912
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:25,727
And I tore him
out of all my photos, so...

913
00:40:26,815 --> 00:40:30,384
...it's like there's no proof
that he was ever even my dad.

914
00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:33,518
Got it.

915
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,563
I'm so sorry.

916
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:38,348
Now I'm just sort of worried.

917
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,527
What if
I'm his unfinished business

918
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,398
and this is all my fault?

919
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:45,399
[somber music]

920
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:46,748
<i>Forgive the forwardness,</i>

921
00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,663
<i>but is it maybe</i>
<i>just as possible</i>

922
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,318
<i>that he is</i>
<i>your unfinished business?</i>

923
00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:54,016
[notification bloops]

924
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:00,762
Wait. What's air burial?

925
00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:02,590
<i>Air burial is a cultural custom</i>

926
00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:05,158
<i>where a body is left</i>
<i>on a high altitude surface</i>

927
00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:07,682
<i>to be picked clean by birds.</i>

928
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,554
He would have loved that.

929
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,036
[sirens wailing in distance]

930
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:17,692
[keys jingling]

931
00:41:18,606 --> 00:41:19,607
[door creaks open]

932
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,440
[siren wailing in distance]

933
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:31,750
[helicopter whirring
in distance]

934
00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,364
[dog barking in distance]

935
00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:52,901
[sniffles]

936
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:08,308
[switch clicks]

937
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:30,939
[exhales slowly]

938
00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:53,788
[breathes deeply]

939
00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:06,018
[sniffles]

940
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:24,079
[sniffles]

941
00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,132
[sniffles]

942
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:54,806
Why won't you come talk to me?

943
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,245
Why can't you come haunt me?

944
00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:02,378
You're so broken.

945
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:05,555
And I'd do anything
to talk to you.

946
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:13,041
To be sweet to you
instead of chastise you.

947
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,960
I'd spend all the money
in the world for you.

948
00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:22,050
I'd run the family dry...

949
00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:26,968
...to make you feel
like you got the respect you thought you deserved.

950
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:28,404
[inhales softly]

951
00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:34,889
I'd learn everything
there is to know about metaphysics for you.

952
00:44:37,849 --> 00:44:39,154
I'd cure cancer.

953
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,417
None of it would've mattered...

954
00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:45,204
...or changed
anything that happened, but I'd do it now.

955
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:54,909
Dad?

956
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,826
Dad!

957
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,523
[breathes shakily]

958
00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:03,309
[sniffles]

959
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:06,312
- [voice breaking]
Look at how you lived! - [kicks box]

960
00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:12,274
[sniffles]

961
00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:13,885
I'm doing it!

962
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:20,892
I'm facing
my unfinished business!

963
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:25,984
I'm not hiding
in the hallway anymore!

964
00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:27,855
[sniffles]

965
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,171
[inhales]

966
00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:42,914
I did the right thing...

967
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,917
...cutting you out of my life.

968
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:46,918
[sniffs]

969
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,095
'Cause this is what you do.

970
00:45:50,965 --> 00:45:53,185
You hurt people

971
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:56,710
because you only
ever cared about yourself.

972
00:45:57,493 --> 00:45:58,407
[sniffs]

973
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,455
I'm glad I can't see you.

974
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,459
I'm glad
you're out of my life...

975
00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:08,853
...forever.

976
00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:20,995
[wind whistling]

977
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,390
[traffic noise]

978
00:46:24,564 --> 00:46:26,174
[motorcycle revving]

979
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:29,917
[clatters]

980
00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:33,442
[screams in frustration]

981
00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,575
[Violet]
Daddy, I am so sorry about the cremation.

982
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,838
Hey, don't worry
about the ashes.

983
00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:41,886
- [sighs]
- I'm sure that whatever power

984
00:46:42,669 --> 00:46:45,933
allows me to manifest
can also reconstitute a human body.

985
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:47,979
- It's just molecules.
- Yeah.

986
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,025
[unenthusiastically] Yay.

987
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:52,113
[normal] Yay. Okay?

988
00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,245
[both chuckle]

989
00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,073
So...

990
00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:58,728
...uh, before the séance begins,

991
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,469
uh, I was thinking

992
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:03,255
maybe you could
walk to the drugstore,

993
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,736
I could look through the glass
and the lotto machine...

994
00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:09,130
...find the winning numbers.

995
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:11,002
You could buy a ticket.
Bing, bang, boom,

996
00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,961
we've got enough money,
bring me back into this plane.

997
00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:15,658
I could pay off
my student loan debt.

998
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,574
- Hm? Sure. Sure.
- Yeah.

999
00:47:18,748 --> 00:47:20,794
Keep your eye-- eyes
on the prize, though, rabbit.

1000
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,666
Right. I do technically
think that might constitute as fraud,

1001
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,538
and I don't know
if we want to use your ghost powers for evil.

1002
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,627
Uh, not a ghost, sweetie.

1003
00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:29,324
Well, you might be, right?
[chuckles]

1004
00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:33,024
I mean, Dad,
I am on your side, but...

1005
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:36,723
...I was in the room.
I watched you flatline.

1006
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:39,247
[somber music]

1007
00:47:40,466 --> 00:47:43,382
Isn't it beautiful
that you might be a spirit

1008
00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:47,038
there to protect the family
when my son is born? Your grandson?

1009
00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:49,736
Isn't it enough for you
to just watch over us like this?

1010
00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:52,521
- No.
- [softly] No.

1011
00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,436
- No.
- Right.

1012
00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:56,438
No! I'm in a mirror!

1013
00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,005
I'm in a mirror.

1014
00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:02,401
- I wanna be with you.
- Yeah.

1015
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:05,273
You know... [snapping fingers]
where all the action is.

1016
00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:07,797
Right. I-- And I
want that too. And...

1017
00:48:09,234 --> 00:48:11,366
- Yes. Yeah.
- Attagirl.

1018
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,240
Okay. Okay! Mm.

1019
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:23,422
- I don't like that shade.
I never liked it. - I wasn't asking you. [chuckles]

1020
00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,120
[Violet]
Um, did you get the goods from Dad's?

1021
00:48:26,294 --> 00:48:28,079
Yes. Everything
that wasn't covered in mold.

1022
00:48:28,253 --> 00:48:30,385
- Or did you want the mold?
- [sarcastically] Ha, ha-ha.

1023
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:32,170
Okay, well, did you
get his diving helmet?

1024
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:34,215
And did you get
his fencing sword and the rocks?

1025
00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:36,783
Did you get the box of cables?

1026
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,959
Box of cables.
That's what I forgot.

1027
00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,656
- [sarcastically]
Because we need that for... - Okay, it's not a joke.

1028
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,876
All right? Because, look,

1029
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,791
it might provide
some sentimental value.

1030
00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:47,750
- The cables?
- I don't know.

1031
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,752
[upbeat music]

1032
00:48:52,755 --> 00:48:55,193
- Excited for the psychic rabbi?
- [smacks lips] Um... Yes. Yes.

1033
00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:57,064
Uh, any luck figuring out
why you can't see Dad?

1034
00:48:57,238 --> 00:49:00,546
I don't know.
Maybe the connection's not strong enough

1035
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,461
and there's too much dread.

1036
00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,115
- Probably.
- Hey, babe. I think I'm finally getting

1037
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,378
- cauliflower ear from jiu-jitsu.
- Hey.

1038
00:49:06,552 --> 00:49:08,684
- Huge day for me.
- Huge.

1039
00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:10,469
Oh, hey, Mr. Grover.

1040
00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:13,602
- Oh, it's--
- Oh, come on! He can see him?

1041
00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:16,475
- You never even met him!
- Don't worry, Tillie.

1042
00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:18,738
- It's only because
I busted raw on your sister. - Eric.

1043
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,305
- Sorry, Mr. Grover.
- [Harris] Ugh!

1044
00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:23,047
- Dad!
- So I should just

1045
00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:24,831
- bust raw in somebody...
- No, you shouldn't.

1046
00:49:25,005 --> 00:49:26,267
- ...and then I'll be
able to see my dad? - Eric.

1047
00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:28,269
Come on, come on. Eric, come on.

1048
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,881
- Mom, did you drink
when you were pregnant with me? - Of course.

1049
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:33,709
- Isn't it recommended?
- [all laughing]

1050
00:49:33,883 --> 00:49:36,060
We are gathered

1051
00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:40,499
to discuss the lingering spirit

1052
00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:43,241
of Daniel Grover

1053
00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:46,766
and what may yet be done

1054
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,334
to ease his passing

1055
00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:53,338
from this life into the next.

1056
00:49:53,512 --> 00:49:57,690
Barry is a psychic rabbi.

1057
00:49:57,864 --> 00:50:00,171
Do you think we don't know
why we're here?

1058
00:50:00,345 --> 00:50:03,522
What I need you to know

1059
00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:08,831
is that
this haunting is very real.

1060
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:12,009
It's not just in your mind.

1061
00:50:12,183 --> 00:50:13,706
Yeah, this dude
is way more specific

1062
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,838
than any of the other
apparitions I know.

1063
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,058
He made fun of me
about my birthday.

1064
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,365
I didn't even know I was
self-conscious about that.

1065
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:23,020
Oh, you're gonna make
a wonderful father.

1066
00:50:23,194 --> 00:50:24,847
[chuckles] Yes.

1067
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,937
<i>Mazel,</i>by the way. Ah!

1068
00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:33,291
The most common
misconception I hear

1069
00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:36,337
about hauntings is,

1070
00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:40,820
"Oh, the ghost
is haunting the living."

1071
00:50:40,994 --> 00:50:45,346
However, it's you
who are haunting him.

1072
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,347
Wow.

1073
00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:48,306
You're haunting Dad.

1074
00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:53,267
- Yay, yay, and yes!
- Bullshit.

1075
00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:56,923
You all need
to unburden yourselves

1076
00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:58,751
of an attachment to him.

1077
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:01,536
Every single one of you!

1078
00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:05,584
Well, I, I can't see him.

1079
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,152
But you probably
already knew that.

1080
00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,023
Your father isn't visiting you?

1081
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:12,112
- No.
- Wow!

1082
00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:13,896
That's impressive.

1083
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,855
That means
you've already let him go.

1084
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:17,813
- Shut up.
- [Violet sighs]

1085
00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:19,554
Shut up!

1086
00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:20,599
[chuckles] I...

1087
00:51:20,773 --> 00:51:21,687
You hear that?

1088
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:24,124
- I did everything right.
- Didn't say that.

1089
00:51:24,298 --> 00:51:26,126
You know,
this whole time, Barry,

1090
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,998
I've been feeling
very guilty and jealous

1091
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,392
about this whole haunting thing.

1092
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:34,003
And, um, I guess
what you're saying is that

1093
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:37,006
I'm the most advanced
family member

1094
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:41,098
because I don't have
any unfinished business with him. [chuckles]

1095
00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:43,622
Now I'm happy
the Jew witch is here.

1096
00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:45,667
Thanks, Barry.
You're a real one.

1097
00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:47,713
Thank you. Now,

1098
00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:50,846
what I need
from the rest of the family

1099
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:54,459
is to come
to terms with the fact

1100
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:58,985
that what you need from him
will never be fulfilled.

1101
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:02,423
Oh, I, I knew that already.
That's why I divorced him.

1102
00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:05,252
Yeah, speaking of letting
him go, I never wanted him.

1103
00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:08,037
I saw him once at Christmas,
and that was too much.

1104
00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:10,649
Fulfilled. For crying out loud,

1105
00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:13,304
the man annoyed me
from the day I met him.

1106
00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:17,177
You hold on to more
than you know.

1107
00:52:19,005 --> 00:52:20,311
Barry... [clears throat]

1108
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,051
I say this with love.

1109
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:23,227
Fuck you.

1110
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:27,056
Come together as a family,

1111
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:30,799
ravel in the living bond.

1112
00:52:30,973 --> 00:52:32,671
But above all else,

1113
00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:36,283
let him go!

1114
00:52:36,457 --> 00:52:39,634
And if anyone
needs advice or pointers

1115
00:52:39,808 --> 00:52:42,724
from the most advanced
member of the family,

1116
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:45,684
I'd be more than happy
to help all of you oldies.

1117
00:52:45,858 --> 00:52:48,121
Okay. Um, no, thank you.

1118
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,254
Barry, how are we
supposed to do that?

1119
00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:52,125
Heed these words.

1120
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:54,432
Follow my advice.

1121
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,956
The remains of the deceased

1122
00:52:57,565 --> 00:53:01,134
must be released in a ceremony
that I have created,

1123
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:04,920
based on the teachings
of Rabbi Nachman

1124
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:07,619
and some Steely Dan songs.

1125
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,143
- Dad hated Steely Dan.
- Yeah.

1126
00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:12,754
All right, uh,
let's all, um, uh,

1127
00:53:12,928 --> 00:53:16,715
gather round for the ceremony
in front of the garbage can.

1128
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:20,414
Hey, Daniel. Goodbye, Daniel.

1129
00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:22,808
Goodbye, Captain Shitbag.
Fuck you.

1130
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,376
- Oh, fuck you, man!
I don't need it! - Oh, fuck you!

1131
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,205
No, Harris.
It can't be done now.

1132
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,033
It has to be done...

1133
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:31,991
Please say full moon.
Please say full moon.

1134
00:53:32,165 --> 00:53:33,819
...on the full moon.

1135
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:36,082
- Bam!
- Hey, Barry. Where'd you go to rabbinical school?

1136
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,084
Was it the, uh,
crystal store on La Cienega?

1137
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:40,304
- I love that place.
- And we can have it

1138
00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:42,219
at Carl and Frankie's.

1139
00:53:42,393 --> 00:53:44,177
Oh, no, no, no.

1140
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:47,006
By this new moon,

1141
00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:51,663
all the lingering,
unresolved feelings

1142
00:53:51,837 --> 00:53:56,363
must be made whole
within this family,

1143
00:53:56,537 --> 00:54:01,281
or else his soul
will be trapped with you

1144
00:54:01,455 --> 00:54:03,936
until you all perish.

1145
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:07,244
But most important of all,

1146
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:09,637
I take checks only.

1147
00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:14,686
[birds chirping]

1148
00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:15,948
[Carl]
Check this out.

1149
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:17,645
Hey!

1150
00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:21,606
- Are you even fucking?
- Yes.

1151
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,261
- I'm fucking your ex-wife.
- Can I watch?

1152
00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:25,566
Oh, I thought you were.

1153
00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:29,222
[chuckles] I have no idea
what she sees in you.

1154
00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:33,052
Oh, gosh. Let's think.
Uh, lack of delusions.

1155
00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:35,663
Uh, my own money. My,

1156
00:54:35,837 --> 00:54:39,145
my dick doesn't taste
like Europe in the summer

1157
00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:41,495
or like it sleeps
under a bridge?

1158
00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:45,369
- Why are you doing this?
- You heard Rabbi Barry.

1159
00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:48,415
This is unfinished business.
She has unresolved feelings.

1160
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,504
You made her
terrified of marriage.

1161
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,246
- And I have to fix that.
- Hey, okay, just calm down.

1162
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:56,815
I fucked her too.
Then we got married and it messed everything up.

1163
00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:59,818
- You're gonna
mess everything up. - God! Shut up.

1164
00:54:59,992 --> 00:55:03,300
Everybody in her family
talks so fucking much.

1165
00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:11,656
You know,
she is writing terrible things about you in her journal.

1166
00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:13,397
Stop talking!

1167
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:16,878
So I went to the pagan
candle store to get

1168
00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:20,186
the <i>Kabbalah</i>trinkets

1169
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,624
- for the Phish
concert ceremony... - [sighs]

1170
00:55:23,798 --> 00:55:25,887
...to release Dad's soul.

1171
00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:29,064
- But what do you--
For the ashes. - Stop. Stop.

1172
00:55:29,238 --> 00:55:30,675
What do you wanna do with them?

1173
00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:32,372
Well, it's not "them."
It's a "him."

1174
00:55:32,546 --> 00:55:33,721
- Yeah.
- Dad is a "him." He is a "him."

1175
00:55:33,895 --> 00:55:35,593
- It's not "him."
- Well, it's not "it."

1176
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,246
Did "it" feel right to you?

1177
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,771
What do you want to do with him?

1178
00:55:39,945 --> 00:55:41,599
- Flush him down the toilet?
- I don't fucking know.

1179
00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:43,296
This sucks.
And I wasn't expecting them

1180
00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:45,690
- to ship it back in a box.
- Yeah.

1181
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,781
[whispering]
Dad is worried you're not taking

1182
00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,436
- the astral travel
thing seriously. - [snickers]

1183
00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:55,830
- Aw. Well, I'm not.
- Don't. Stop.

1184
00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:58,267
It makes sense. It does.

1185
00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:00,618
He explained it in a way
that I think is really pretty.

1186
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:04,012
It was, like, time--
I'm butchering it, but it was, like, time is a line--

1187
00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:05,927
You went to law school!

1188
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:08,234
I know that. I know that,
and I'm stressed.

1189
00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:10,149
And I'm due any day now.

1190
00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:11,846
And Eric has an eye infection

1191
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,587
- from his
jiu-jitsu mouthguard... - [laughs]

1192
00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:16,198
...and it wasn't
his jiu-jitsu mouthguard.

1193
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:20,638
- He said he wanted
to try on somebody else's. - Oh, my God.

1194
00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:21,900
[smacks lips]

1195
00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:23,597
- Now...
- No, it's sort of--

1196
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:24,990
- What are these?
- Um, it's--

1197
00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:26,687
What are these?

1198
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:29,777
- These look really familiar.
- What do they look like to you?

1199
00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:32,040
- Look like lottery tickets.
- They're lottery tickets.

1200
00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:33,955
Because Dad had a good idea,
and I actually think

1201
00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,088
it was a really good idea
for when if...

1202
00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:38,264
When he gets back,
when, you know,

1203
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:41,049
if, when he gets back,
and then I'll have money.

1204
00:56:41,223 --> 00:56:42,660
It's responsible,
I think, personally.

1205
00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:44,226
So it's just nice, you know?

1206
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,881
- [faucet running]
- Oh, my fucking God, Violet.

1207
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,970
Dad is still manipulating you.

1208
00:56:49,144 --> 00:56:51,103
Okay, look, we don't know
what's possible, okay?

1209
00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,192
Ghosts are real.

1210
00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:56,064
What if...

1211
00:56:57,109 --> 00:56:58,284
...what if he can come back?

1212
00:56:59,328 --> 00:57:00,373
From the dead?

1213
00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:03,811
I guess you know
absolutely everything.

1214
00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:05,726
You're so smart,
maybe you should get a regular job.

1215
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:08,294
Uh, so that way,
I don't have to Venmo you $1100 every month.

1216
00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:11,123
So, that way you can
live in a storage unit.

1217
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:13,342
[smacks lips]

1218
00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,387
All right.

1219
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,737
So, counselor, what's the plan?

1220
00:57:16,911 --> 00:57:19,174
You're gonna bring Dad
back from the dead

1221
00:57:19,348 --> 00:57:22,308
and win the lottery,
and raise a child with a guy

1222
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,745
who got an eye infection
from a mouthguard?

1223
00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:27,095
Sounds like a really
good plan. What then?

1224
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:30,098
You'll never be free
in this realm or the next

1225
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:31,709
from Dad's bullshit.

1226
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:35,234
Man, I really thought that

1227
00:57:35,408 --> 00:57:37,584
you'd be able to
let this go when he died.

1228
00:57:38,672 --> 00:57:40,152
But for someone
who's about to be a mom,

1229
00:57:40,326 --> 00:57:42,284
maybe you should
quit acting like a kid.

1230
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:49,161
I'm gonna go be
the responsible one and get

1231
00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:54,122
a bunch of soup for my boss,
who really didn't like the soup I got her before.

1232
00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:57,125
Jesus Christ.

1233
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:58,997
[mariachi music playing on TV]

1234
00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:03,871
- [monitor beeping]
- [ethereal music]

1235
00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,960
[monitor flatlining]

1236
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,184
[mariachi music playing on TV]

1237
00:58:13,098 --> 00:58:14,491
[Violet]
You love her too, right?

1238
00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:16,405
I don't know. [echoing]

1239
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,104
I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to have

1240
00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:21,193
a conversation with you.
[echoing]

1241
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,977
[echoing] <i>Put up this wall.</i>

1242
00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:24,892
And life is not all about you.

1243
00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:26,807
You didn't appreciate it.
Nobody appreciated it. [echoing]

1244
00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:29,114
- Ghosts are extremely real.
- I try!

1245
00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,855
[Barry]
<i>But there's a lot</i> <i>of psychic residue.</i>

1246
00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,726
[distorted] <i>Powerful emotion.</i>

1247
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:34,336
<i>Unfinished business.</i>[echoing]

1248
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,425
[ethereal music continues]

1249
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,123
[inhales deeply]

1250
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,385
[exhales sharply]

1251
00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,258
- [upbeat music]
- [Barry over phone] <i>Good morning, Frankie.</i>

1252
00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:45,913
<i>It's Rabbi Barry.</i>
<i>I'm having a premonition</i>

1253
00:58:46,087 --> 00:58:48,916
<i>that I'm going to be</i>
<i>a little late</i> <i>to the séance tonight.</i>

1254
00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,875
<i>The full moon is here.</i>
<i>See you tonight.</i>

1255
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:52,920
<i>Make sure you have</i>
<i>the photos, the remains,</i>

1256
00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:54,922
<i>and maybe a rotisserie chicken.</i>

1257
00:58:55,662 --> 00:58:58,099
My beautiful family,
all gathered here

1258
00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,797
to get rid of
the ghost of my dad,

1259
00:58:59,971 --> 00:59:01,668
who they can all see
in the mirror

1260
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:04,149
except for me. Chin-chin.

1261
00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:07,065
Did you know Charles Manson
killed Sharon Tate next door?

1262
00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:08,501
[snickers] He did not.

1263
00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:09,720
Did he kill anyone next door?

1264
00:59:09,894 --> 00:59:11,156
[Carl]
Nope. Sorry, man.

1265
00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:13,593
Wow. You found someone
crazier than Dad.

1266
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:15,290
At least I have somebody.

1267
00:59:15,464 --> 00:59:17,205
How is it going with
that customer service robot

1268
00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:20,165
- that incinerated our father?
- [mimicking in annoyance]

1269
00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:22,776
Did you see how stupid Larsa was
at the reunion last night?

1270
00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:23,821
I love Larsa.

1271
00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:28,086
Oh, you know, Violet,
Tillie did an incredible job

1272
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,435
at your Dad's apartment.

1273
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,480
I mean, really, it was spotless.

1274
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:32,830
Yep. [munching]

1275
00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,093
It was spotless.
No cleaning fee.

1276
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:36,921
Well, you kept
the photos, right?

1277
00:59:37,922 --> 00:59:40,577
But someone must have been
murdered on this block, though, right, Eric?

1278
00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:43,318
Yeah, right? Do you wanna go
start asking neighbors,

1279
00:59:43,492 --> 00:59:44,450
or will they know to lie?

1280
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:45,494
Tillie.

1281
00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:46,626
- What?
- The photos.

1282
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:48,280
Um...

1283
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,022
I have some photos on my phone.

1284
00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:52,937
Right. I'm talking
about the ones on film of, like,

1285
00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:55,809
his fucking grandparents
from his apartment.

1286
00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,072
[smacks lips]
I threw out the photos...

1287
00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,509
...because it's time to let go.

1288
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:07,255
[softly] Come on.

1289
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:11,477
[Carl]
Come on.

1290
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,222
Nobody in this family
feels anything, huh?

1291
01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:19,137
Okay. Where's your backpack?

1292
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:20,791
- What?
- Your backpack.

1293
01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:22,531
That stupid yellow backpack.

1294
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,098
There. And-- Okay. So--

1295
01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:25,926
- What are you doing?
- Easy enough to find.

1296
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,362
Here we go. Um, I'm not doing--

1297
01:00:27,536 --> 01:00:28,842
- This is what I'm doing.
- No, you won't.

1298
01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,322
- [Violet] Here we go.
- [Tillie] Stop!

1299
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:32,150
- What are you doing?
- [Violet] Fuck off!

1300
01:00:32,324 --> 01:00:34,108
- You can't just take
the ashes. We need them. - Why not?

1301
01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:36,807
You want what's left of his body
so you can throw that away too?

1302
01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:38,373
It's probably
why you can't see him.

1303
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:39,679
You just want to throw him away.
Get rid of him.

1304
01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:41,072
- All of you do.
- But you can't

1305
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:42,508
just take Dad's ashes.

1306
01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:43,901
Why are you in control

1307
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,859
of everything
that has to do with him?

1308
01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:48,601
Because you don't care at all!

1309
01:00:48,775 --> 01:00:49,863
You're right.

1310
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:51,430
I don't care about him.

1311
01:00:51,604 --> 01:00:52,953
[Violet]
You are such a fucking brat.

1312
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:55,347
Mom, she threw away
the photos. Yell at her.

1313
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,044
I don't want to be
in the middle.

1314
01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:58,306
Of course you don't. Eric.

1315
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,481
- We're leaving.
- Ooh.

1316
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:00,569
[Frankie]
No.

1317
01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:04,748
You can't go. We can't do
the ceremony without you.

1318
01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,010
Good. I don't want him to leave.

1319
01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:07,620
What about what I want?

1320
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:08,969
Congratulations, Mom.

1321
01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:10,623
You have made this
all about you.

1322
01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,494
Actually, all of you
have made it about you

1323
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,453
because you are all narcissists.

1324
01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,803
I am not a narcissist.

1325
01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:19,850
I have asked several shrinks
and two sponsors.

1326
01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:22,766
And what I am
is an alcoholic, drug addict,

1327
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:26,291
compulsive overeater,
because my mother didn't pay enough attention to me

1328
01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:28,162
because she is a narcissist.

1329
01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:30,164
I am not a narcissist.

1330
01:01:30,338 --> 01:01:31,862
I am a hysteric.

1331
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:33,733
Eric, let's go.
Come on, we're leaving.

1332
01:01:33,907 --> 01:01:35,169
But there's free food here.

1333
01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,215
This food is free, right?

1334
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,738
Okay, put as much salami
as you can in your pockets

1335
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:39,957
because we are gone.

1336
01:01:40,131 --> 01:01:42,002
No, no, you can't leave

1337
01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:44,352
until you say
I'm not a bad parent.

1338
01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,224
Well, in comparison,
you weren't.

1339
01:01:46,398 --> 01:01:47,616
Dad was so bad.

1340
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:50,010
Oh, why are you attacking me?

1341
01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:52,012
Because we're fucked up,

1342
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:54,232
and you're the only parent
we have left.

1343
01:01:54,406 --> 01:01:56,582
[Renee]
Ladies, please!

1344
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,497
Stop being such cunts!

1345
01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:00,760
Eric, we're leaving!

1346
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,458
Come on!

1347
01:02:06,070 --> 01:02:08,768
I can't abandon a pregnant woman
at an exorcism.

1348
01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,291
- Not again.
- [Violet] Eric!

1349
01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:14,469
- He took all the salami.
- Oh!

1350
01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:15,862
Jesus.

1351
01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:18,256
This exorcism sucks.

1352
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:19,823
Let's go.

1353
01:02:20,388 --> 01:02:21,999
It's in the middle of rush hour.

1354
01:02:22,173 --> 01:02:24,479
- [Renee] I don't care!
- [Harris] Great.

1355
01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:26,917
[Frankie]
Okay, call your sponsor, call your therapist,

1356
01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:28,788
write in your journal,
take a bath.

1357
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:31,008
I, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1358
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,316
- [Harris] You wanna go
to Petrossian? - [Renee] Yes.

1359
01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:37,318
[door closes]

1360
01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:39,581
That went well.

1361
01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:42,410
[slow upbeat music]

1362
01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:49,200
[over phone]
<i>Hello. Science Care.</i> <i>Owen speaking.</i>

1363
01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:50,941
Am I a bad person?

1364
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,247
- One moment, please.
- [phone clicks]

1365
01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,162
- Hi, Mrs. Henderson. I'm gonna
have to put you on hold. - [crying over phone]

1366
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:56,816
[phone clicks]

1367
01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:59,297
Miss Grover, what seems
to be the problem now?

1368
01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:01,995
Okay, I'm just
gonna level with you. My sister is being manipulated

1369
01:03:02,169 --> 01:03:04,258
- by the ghost of our dad.
- [thumps] Yes!

1370
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,956
I knew it was a ghost.
Sorry. Continue.

1371
01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:07,305
- Really?
- Yeah.

1372
01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:08,915
My family
is haunted by banshees.

1373
01:03:10,177 --> 01:03:11,048
Wow.

1374
01:03:12,049 --> 01:03:15,617
Okay, so my sister is being
hoodwinked by our dead dad

1375
01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,706
<i>into a lotto scheme</i>
<i>at eight months pregnant,</i>

1376
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:22,015
and my mom isn't doing
anything to help us.

1377
01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:26,237
- It's not fair.
- And I'm the only one not being haunted by my dad,

1378
01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,979
and Rabbi Barry says
that I let go.

1379
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:32,286
- Great.
- So I'm right and everyone else is wrong.

1380
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:33,722
[inhales]

1381
01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,682
Tillie, I'm gonna
level with you.

1382
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,990
I was hit by a car
this week. Okay?

1383
01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:42,644
And we cleared your case.

1384
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,343
You're off of our books.
You received the ashes.

1385
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,475
<i>I'm not even really sure</i>
<i>how you got my number.</i>

1386
01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:49,782
<i>Our system should have</i>
<i>automatically cycled you out</i>

1387
01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,436
<i>to some other inbox.</i>

1388
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:55,309
[smacks lips] I found
your LinkedIn profile.

1389
01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:59,836
<i>Look, suffice it to say,</i>
<i>I've got other stuff going on.</i>

1390
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:03,883
<i>Now, everything you told me</i>
<i>paints a picture</i> <i>of you being right,</i>

1391
01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:06,799
<i>- except for one thing.</i>
- What's that?

1392
01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:09,584
The fact that
you're calling me at all.

1393
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,806
Are you real?

1394
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,722
After the day I've had,
Miss Grover...

1395
01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:18,811
...I honestly don't know.

1396
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:24,599
Look, I'm some
customer service rep on a lot of painkillers

1397
01:04:24,773 --> 01:04:26,558
who can't stop seeing banshees.

1398
01:04:26,732 --> 01:04:28,038
<i>But I do know one thing.</i>

1399
01:04:29,256 --> 01:04:31,824
<i>Of the two people</i>
<i>on this phone call right now,</i>

1400
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:34,609
<i>only one of them</i>
<i>needs to be convinced</i>

1401
01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:36,873
<i>that you're right,</i>
<i>and it's not me.</i>

1402
01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:41,834
You are wasted
in your field, sir.

1403
01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:43,923
[chuckles] <i>Maybe.</i>

1404
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,143
<i>Look, if this is</i>
<i>not too forward of me,</i>

1405
01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,840
I'd love to email you
my personal phone number

1406
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:50,016
and take you out
for a lovely oyster dinner.

1407
01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:53,237
Well, I...

1408
01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:57,023
You sure know how to
keep a girl on her toes,

1409
01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:58,938
Owen from Science Care.

1410
01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:02,420
["Dandelions" by La Luz]

1411
01:05:02,594 --> 01:05:04,683
- [exercise equipment whirring]
- [Carl grunting softly]

1412
01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:12,125
[smacks lips] I wasn't
gonna bring this up, but your dead ex-husband

1413
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:14,606
keeps telling me
that I'm a fucking loser,

1414
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:18,436
and so I need you to tell me
that you're not writing down

1415
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:21,613
"Carl is a fucking loser"
in your book.

1416
01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:24,050
I never should have
had kids with him.

1417
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:27,445
Not everyone does everything
right all the time.

1418
01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:30,709
I can't afford to not do
everything right all the time.

1419
01:05:30,883 --> 01:05:33,886
I'm all they have left,
and I'm doing this all on my own.

1420
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:36,062
[song continues]

1421
01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:43,940
An exorcism? Really, Frankie?

1422
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:45,680
You wanted me
to call Rabbi Barry.

1423
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,334
He says this is the way to go.

1424
01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:48,988
And you just
took his word for it?

1425
01:05:49,162 --> 01:05:50,859
You didn't get a second opinion?

1426
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,427
How many psychic rabbis
do you think there are?

1427
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:56,126
- Uh, seven?
- Zero!

1428
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,345
I did not give
my consent for this, okay?

1429
01:05:58,519 --> 01:06:00,957
And Violet was right.
You can't just throw me away.

1430
01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,568
You know, you've never been
the brightest bulb on the tree.

1431
01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:06,745
I mean, you actually
believe in ghosts. How you doing, Carl?

1432
01:06:06,919 --> 01:06:08,442
- Hey, would you put me down?
- Oh.

1433
01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:09,835
- What's happening?
- [Daniel] Put me down, please.

1434
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,706
Come on, man.
I'm getting nauseous.

1435
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,491
Let me tell you something.
If I was a ghost,

1436
01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:15,493
- I would haunt
the shit out of you! - [grunts]

1437
01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:16,842
- [Daniel] I will--
- [mirror shattering]

1438
01:06:17,016 --> 01:06:18,191
- [Frankie] Wow!
- [chuckles]

1439
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,279
- [gasps]
- Frankie...

1440
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:20,280
What?

1441
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:23,066
- Aw.
- ...will you marry me?

1442
01:06:23,675 --> 01:06:25,372
Yes, I will!

1443
01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:27,157
I love you so much.

1444
01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:28,854
- I love you.
- [both kissing noisily]

1445
01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:31,204
- [glass shattering]
- [gasps] What the fuck?

1446
01:06:31,378 --> 01:06:34,077
<i>♪ Dandelions... ♪</i>

1447
01:06:36,035 --> 01:06:38,255
[Frankie] Oh, give me
your phone. Give me your phone. Give me your phone.

1448
01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,518
Give me your phone. Okay. Okay.

1449
01:06:40,692 --> 01:06:41,823
Okay. Okay.

1450
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,434
- [Tillie over phone] <i>Hi.</i>
- Tillie.

1451
01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:45,044
Uh, update.

1452
01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:47,612
Um, your father
is poltergeisting the house,

1453
01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,570
but I am taking charge,

1454
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:52,660
and so you need
to go get your grandparents,

1455
01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:55,620
and I'll go get Violet, and then
we can have the ashes.

1456
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:58,579
<i>- Okay.</i>
- Oh. I'm engaged!

1457
01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:01,234
<i>Wow. Congrats.</i>
<i>Who's the lucky guy?</i>

1458
01:07:01,408 --> 01:07:03,149
The guy that gives you
all the money.

1459
01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:07,197
- I worked up such a sweat
running all over the place. - Mm-hm.

1460
01:07:07,371 --> 01:07:09,503
- Poltergeisting is hard work.
- Well, you don't have to poltergeist anymore.

1461
01:07:09,677 --> 01:07:11,114
I got your ashes back,
and I am... [exhales]

1462
01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:12,463
not gonna let them
throw you away again.

1463
01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:14,160
- Ah, that's my little bunny.
- Yeah.

1464
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:17,990
Listen, turns out Rabbi Barry,
obviously a quack.

1465
01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:19,165
- Yeah.
- Here's what I'm thinking.

1466
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:20,819
Book a ticket to Switzerland.

1467
01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:24,562
We put my ashes
in that Large Hadron Collider.

1468
01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:28,392
- [stutters]
- Dad, I can't go to Switzerland. I'm so pregnant.

1469
01:07:28,566 --> 01:07:29,871
Why? Wh-- wh--
what are you talking about?

1470
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,525
Y-- your grandson.
I'm due in two weeks.

1471
01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:33,614
I'm, like, so pregnant. See?

1472
01:07:34,311 --> 01:07:36,052
- I'm, like--
- You know what? Whenever I told your mother

1473
01:07:36,226 --> 01:07:38,315
that she looked... [chuckles]
pregnant, she did not like it.

1474
01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:41,448
- Right. Right.
Um, Dad, I wanna help you. - You know...

1475
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,102
Uh, when you,

1476
01:07:43,842 --> 01:07:45,887
when you come back,
what do you think is gonna happen?

1477
01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:49,674
- Hm. Well,
likely I'll be exhausted. - Right.

1478
01:07:49,848 --> 01:07:52,372
Uh, I would like to have
my situation studied.

1479
01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,940
Also, I'm gonna need to get
a place to stay, you know.

1480
01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:57,769
Uh, someone to look after me,
take care of me.

1481
01:07:57,943 --> 01:07:59,945
So, if not you, who else?

1482
01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:02,817
You... [chuckles in disbelief]

1483
01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:05,037
you were supposed to be the one
taking care of me,

1484
01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:07,866
just like I'm gonna
have to take care of this fucking kid, 'cause...

1485
01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:10,999
'cause I'm having a, a kid.

1486
01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:14,655
I'm having a kid.

1487
01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:17,571
Fuck! I'm having a kid.

1488
01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,403
- Well, look who deci--
- Shut the fuck up, Daniel!

1489
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:26,667
Sweetheart, look,
I know you don't want to get rid of Dad, but I--

1490
01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:27,886
We have to get rid of Dad.

1491
01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:29,931
Wow! That was so easy.

1492
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,064
Eric, you're the man
of the house. Would you please

1493
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:35,067
talk some sense into
your soon-to-be baby mama?

1494
01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:37,896
Sir, with all due respect,
without your daughter,

1495
01:08:38,070 --> 01:08:40,638
I'm just the craziest guy
most people have ever met.

1496
01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:43,075
And while you are my third
favorite ghost that I know,

1497
01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:46,383
my loyalty lies to my family.

1498
01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:48,472
Marry him. [chuckles]

1499
01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:50,735
[poignant music]

1500
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,963
I'm gonna go inside
and put the salami back.

1501
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,748
I, I felt too guilty to eat it.

1502
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:07,795
- [door opens]
- [Violet] Um...

1503
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,320
- [door closes]
- [clears throat]

1504
01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:14,672
- Thank you.
- [softly] You're welcome.

1505
01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:15,760
[clears throat]

1506
01:09:17,849 --> 01:09:21,592
Um, I watched the reunion,
and Larsa is so stupid.

1507
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:24,943
- I love her.
- I love her.

1508
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,168
[birds chirping]

1509
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:37,651
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sit with me. Sit with me.

1510
01:09:37,825 --> 01:09:39,784
- Sit with me.
Sit with me. Sit with me. - Okay.

1511
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:45,398
[Frankie sighs]

1512
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:48,793
- Am I a bad mom?
- Not even close.

1513
01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:52,275
[quirky music]

1514
01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,583
[coyote howling]

1515
01:09:56,757 --> 01:10:01,675
Spirit, your family
is gathered here.

1516
01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:04,461
Your remains
are gathered here...

1517
01:10:04,635 --> 01:10:07,115
...the most
spiritual time of all...

1518
01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:08,769
...on the full moon.

1519
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:11,946
I miss when Barry
was just a lawyer.

1520
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,253
- [Barry]
We are here to release you. - [Barry's overlapping dialogue]

1521
01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:18,823
We do not wanna do
your dirty work no more.

1522
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,782
...free your soul!

1523
01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:25,482
Be freed from the living...

1524
01:10:25,656 --> 01:10:28,833
May you cease to be haunted

1525
01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:32,489
by the unresolved
feelings of the living...

1526
01:10:32,663 --> 01:10:37,320
[praying in Yiddish]

1527
01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:39,409
- [echoing]
- [Barry's overlapping dialogue]

1528
01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:42,673
Be free from the living!

1529
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:48,418
...and the Angayamabana
School of Magical Rabbi Studies,

1530
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:51,812
I release you!

1531
01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:56,469
This house will be clean!

1532
01:10:57,078 --> 01:11:01,431
Spirit, Daniel Grover,
we release you.

1533
01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:03,998
- [Frankie]
We release you, Daniel. - Good to meet you, man.

1534
01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,565
[all talking at once]

1535
01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:07,045
- Thank you for Violet.
- It's okay. I'm going to

1536
01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:08,220
- take care of the girls.
- [Harris] Good riddance.

1537
01:11:08,394 --> 01:11:09,003
[Carl]
Happy trails, man.

1538
01:11:09,177 --> 01:11:10,570
We release you.

1539
01:11:11,179 --> 01:11:13,573
- Goodbye.
- [thuds]

1540
01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:16,620
[woman]
Stop throwing shit! People live down here!

1541
01:11:16,794 --> 01:11:17,795
[crickets chirping]

1542
01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:21,189
- [rumbling]
- [glass shattering]

1543
01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:22,234
[intense music]

1544
01:11:22,408 --> 01:11:24,105
Is he still here?

1545
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,759
[electricity crackling]

1546
01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:28,240
Something's not right.

1547
01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:31,635
Can I go inside now?

1548
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,201
It's got to be the photos.

1549
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:34,768
Oh, no. I brought the photos.

1550
01:11:38,468 --> 01:11:41,862
- [hinges creaking]
- [Violet] How did you know she threw them out?

1551
01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:45,344
I didn't. I've just been
dumpster diving for old photos every night

1552
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,694
while you're asleep
for an art project.

1553
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,437
I didn't know who the guy was,
but then I was, like, "Oh, little Violet."

1554
01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:53,700
Sorry, I probably
should have mentioned that.

1555
01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:56,312
I didn't really put it together
until right before we came back here.

1556
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:58,401
Then it's something else.

1557
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,794
We have to figure it out.

1558
01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:02,230
It's me.

1559
01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:05,277
Barry, you're wrong.

1560
01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:09,455
I disagree, but I wanna see
where you're going with this.

1561
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,893
I'm not advanced.

1562
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:14,373
I haven't let go.

1563
01:12:14,547 --> 01:12:16,854
I'm not resolved.

1564
01:12:17,028 --> 01:12:18,595
[suspenseful music]

1565
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:22,207
I thought running away
was the same as letting go.

1566
01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:26,167
But now I've run
a million miles away

1567
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,345
from the thing
I actually had to deal with.

1568
01:12:29,519 --> 01:12:34,219
I was an asshole to my dad
for not talking to him for eight years.

1569
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:37,178
I was an asshole
to Violet for throwing out all of his shit.

1570
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:41,313
I was an asshole to my mom
for making her feel like a bad parent.

1571
01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:46,971
I'm such a fucking asshole
that not even a ghost will haunt me.

1572
01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:53,238
So that begs the question,
how did I become such an asshole?

1573
01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:59,026
Well, I learned
from the fucking best, baby!

1574
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,246
Master manipulator,

1575
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,466
master asshole,

1576
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,077
my dad.

1577
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:10,864
- The ghost who I know
can hear me! - [objects clattering]

1578
01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:14,085
- Don't you see?
This is just another con. - [bottle clatters]

1579
01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:16,392
He never shows himself to me,

1580
01:13:16,566 --> 01:13:19,830
and now we can't
fucking get rid of him.

1581
01:13:20,004 --> 01:13:22,963
The absent father
who never leaves!

1582
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:25,792
- It's brilliant!
- [electricity crackling]

1583
01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:29,535
I couldn't wait for him to die

1584
01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:33,147
so that I didn't have to deal
with avoiding him anymore.

1585
01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:36,760
Which is why it's so weird

1586
01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:41,504
that I waited outside
of the room while he died.

1587
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:46,552
- I just couldn't face him.
- [objects clattering]

1588
01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:53,994
And now, every night,
I dream of his dead face.

1589
01:13:55,213 --> 01:13:57,563
My sister was
a better daughter than me.

1590
01:13:57,737 --> 01:14:00,914
And now my whole family
is stuck with him

1591
01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:04,091
because I just couldn't be there

1592
01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:06,050
for my dying father.

1593
01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:14,711
[Violet]
Tillie.

1594
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:17,670
Tillie, it's okay.

1595
01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:19,498
[voice breaking] It's not okay.

1596
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:22,196
Sweetheart, it's just--
It's really complicated.

1597
01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:24,851
I, I'm sure, on some level,
you wanted to be with him.

1598
01:14:25,025 --> 01:14:26,679
But I wasn't with him.
[sniffles]

1599
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,987
And we even did
a big séance about it,

1600
01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:34,078
and maybe you just fucking
miss your chance sometimes.

1601
01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:35,122
[sniffles]

1602
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,647
I want it to go away,

1603
01:14:38,386 --> 01:14:39,953
but it won't go away.

1604
01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:43,827
And maybe I should have
been there for him... [sniffles]

1605
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:46,264
when it mattered
instead of when I felt like it.

1606
01:14:46,438 --> 01:14:47,439
No. God.

1607
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:49,310
[grunts]

1608
01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:51,704
[sighs]

1609
01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:54,011
How could she say that?

1610
01:14:55,534 --> 01:14:57,667
How could she be
so detached from reality

1611
01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,669
that she doesn't know
that I love her?

1612
01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:04,282
- [sighs]
- How can you not know that you're fucking dead?

1613
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:06,676
[slow guitar music]

1614
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,475
You know a lot of what you
said back there just isn't true.

1615
01:15:25,912 --> 01:15:26,870
I love you.

1616
01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,048
And this is not
one of my schemes.

1617
01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:38,490
I wasn't in my right head
back at the hospital. I mean, if I had...

1618
01:15:44,931 --> 01:15:45,845
[chair creaks]

1619
01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:53,331
What do you want? Hm?

1620
01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:56,203
What do you want?

1621
01:15:58,379 --> 01:16:00,251
You want me
to admit I'm dead? Okay.

1622
01:16:01,252 --> 01:16:02,601
I'm dead.

1623
01:16:02,775 --> 01:16:04,603
I am so fucking dead.

1624
01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:12,959
I wish you'd answer.

1625
01:16:14,831 --> 01:16:17,616
I got a feeling
I'm running out of chances.

1626
01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:22,969
[scoffs]

1627
01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:26,059
Maybe you're right after all.

1628
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,584
[snickers]

1629
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,674
[sighs] Sometimes you just...

1630
01:16:33,763 --> 01:16:35,634
- ...miss your goddamn chance!
- [Daniel's overlapping dialogue]

1631
01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:37,418
[echoing]

1632
01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:43,120
Hey, you remember...

1633
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,297
...when you started
playing soccer

1634
01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:49,779
and you got really upset
because you had to play go--

1635
01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:52,216
[distant] <i>I told you...</i>

1636
01:16:53,304 --> 01:16:57,047
[getting clearer]
<i>...saving the goal is just </i> <i>as important as scoring a goal.</i>

1637
01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:00,006
That the goalie's the most
powerful position on the team.

1638
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,791
["Again" by Empress Of]

1639
01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:05,098
And no one is more
powerful than my little girl.

1640
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:16,893
<i>♪ I'm sure I'd recognize you ♪</i>

1641
01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:20,592
<i>♪ If I lost my memory ♪</i>

1642
01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:24,422
<i>♪ There's no voice on Earth ♪</i>

1643
01:17:24,596 --> 01:17:28,121
<i>♪ That speaks so sweet ♪</i>

1644
01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,995
<i>♪ I hope the next lifetime ♪</i>

1645
01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:35,041
<i>♪ You'll be somewhere</i>
<i>Next to me... ♪</i>

1646
01:17:35,215 --> 01:17:36,739
You remember
what I told you next?

1647
01:17:36,913 --> 01:17:39,437
<i>♪ Like two blades of grass ♪</i>

1648
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:43,136
<i>♪ Beneath a tree... ♪</i>

1649
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,921
If any one of those
little bitches

1650
01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:47,575
comes anywhere
near my goal box...

1651
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,796
"...I want you to scream

1652
01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:53,277
and roar as loud as you can...

1653
01:17:54,452 --> 01:17:57,411
...and scare
the living shit out of them."

1654
01:17:57,585 --> 01:18:03,722
<i>♪ All again... ♪</i>

1655
01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:08,509
- [roars loudly]
- [laughs]

1656
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:13,123
[screaming]

1657
01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:17,562
<i>♪ I've only experienced ♪</i>

1658
01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:20,826
<i>♪ A grain of sand with you ♪</i>

1659
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,959
- [music stops]
- [silence]

1660
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:27,311
[music resumes]

1661
01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,663
<i>♪ If I was a star ♪</i>

1662
01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:35,798
<i>♪ I'd always be</i>
<i>Right in your view ♪</i>

1663
01:18:35,972 --> 01:18:37,756
<i>♪ And someday ♪</i>

1664
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:43,327
<i>♪ I'd hope you'd see me too ♪</i>

1665
01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:49,725
<i>♪ I know that</i>
<i>It's not always perfect ♪</i>

1666
01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:53,293
<i>♪ If I had the chance ♪</i>

1667
01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:56,775
<i>♪ I'd do it all again... ♪</i>

1668
01:18:58,255 --> 01:18:59,647
Why are my feet wet?

1669
01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:02,738
Why are <i>my</i>feet wet?

1670
01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,001
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

1671
01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:06,306
- [Tillie] Ew.
- Oh, my God!

1672
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,873
- This is it! This is it!
- Oh, my...

1673
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:09,527
- [Frankie] Come on.
- [Tillie] Oh, my God!

1674
01:19:09,701 --> 01:19:11,877
[Frankie]
The baby is coming. It's go time!

1675
01:19:12,051 --> 01:19:13,923
This is gonna be so fantastic.

1676
01:19:14,097 --> 01:19:16,316
["Mirror, Mirror" by Dr. Dog]

1677
01:19:19,058 --> 01:19:21,234
<i>♪ At the bottom</i>
<i>There's a stir ♪</i>

1678
01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:23,976
<i>♪ And now the surface</i>
<i>Is a blur ♪</i>

1679
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:26,196
<i>♪ Tell the truth</i>
<i>Like it's a joke ♪</i>

1680
01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:28,894
<i>♪ And don't fix the part</i>
<i>That isn't broke ♪</i>

1681
01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:31,244
<i>♪ I know I'm just a memory ♪</i>

1682
01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,986
<i>♪ And I know</i>
<i>That's how it's got to be ♪</i>

1683
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,467
<i>♪ So tell the mirror</i>
<i>On the wall ♪</i>

1684
01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:38,904
<i>♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪</i>

1685
01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:40,993
<i>♪ There's no reflection</i>
<i>Here at all ♪</i>

1686
01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:45,389
<i>♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪</i>

1687
01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:51,047
<i>♪ There's no reflection</i>
<i>Here at all ♪</i>

1688
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:03,973
[muted]

1689
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,715
<i>♪ Mm, mm ♪</i>

1690
01:20:09,630 --> 01:20:11,807
<i>♪ Mm, mm ♪</i>

1691
01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,331
<i>♪ I'm so tired, I can't sleep ♪</i>

1692
01:20:14,505 --> 01:20:16,986
<i>♪ The secrets</i>
<i>That my secrets keep ♪</i>

1693
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,466
<i>♪ Down the stairway</i>
<i>To the church ♪</i>

1694
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,078
<i>♪ Blackbirds</i>
<i>Hanging in the lurch ♪</i>

1695
01:20:22,252 --> 01:20:24,297
<i>♪ And I don't want to</i>
<i>See my name in stone ♪</i>

1696
01:20:24,471 --> 01:20:27,213
<i>♪ I tied a ribbon</i>
<i>'Round a bone ♪</i>

1697
01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:29,346
<i>♪ Took a ride in a yellow car ♪</i>

1698
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,131
<i>♪ And I bought myself</i>
<i>An old guitar ♪</i>

1699
01:20:32,305 --> 01:20:34,525
<i>♪ Things ain't</i>
<i>What they used to be ♪</i>

1700
01:20:34,699 --> 01:20:37,006
<i>♪ I got a devil after me ♪</i>

1701
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:39,617
<i>♪ Tell the mirror on the wall ♪</i>

1702
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,011
<i>♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪</i>

1703
01:20:42,185 --> 01:20:44,404
<i>♪ There's no reflection</i>
<i>Here at all ♪</i>

1704
01:20:44,578 --> 01:20:48,582
<i>- ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Oh ♪</i>

1705
01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:51,803
<i>♪ There's no reflection ♪</i>

1706
01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:54,501
<i>- ♪ Here at all ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ There's no reflection</i> <i>Here at all ♪</i>

1707
01:20:54,675 --> 01:20:58,766
<i>- ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Oh ♪</i>

1708
01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:04,468
<i>♪ There's no reflection</i>
<i>Here at all ♪</i>

1709
01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:10,822
<i>♪ They're looking high</i>
<i>They're looking low ♪</i>

1710
01:21:12,302 --> 01:21:15,131
<i>♪ And you got something</i>
<i>On your mind ♪</i>

1711
01:21:16,741 --> 01:21:20,397
<i>♪ Did someone</i>
<i>Give you bad directions? ♪</i>

1712
01:21:21,485 --> 01:21:25,619
<i>♪ Were you in the wrong place</i>
<i>At the wrong time? ♪</i>

1713
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:33,018
<i>♪ They found a body</i>
<i>In the river ♪</i>

1714
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:37,022
<i>♪ They found a note</i>
<i>Left in the sand ♪</i>

1715
01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:42,201
<i>♪ "Leave my worries</i>
<i>To the water ♪</i>

1716
01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:50,601
<i>♪ And leave my body</i>
<i>To the land" ♪</i>

1717
01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:53,778
["Hammer" by Tune-Yards]

1718
01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:00,393
<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

1719
01:22:00,567 --> 01:22:03,179
<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

1720
01:22:03,353 --> 01:22:06,051
<i>♪ He won't get off my back ♪</i>

1721
01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:09,011
<i>♪ Doesn't see the hammer</i>
<i>Coming down... ♪</i>



