1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:45,126 Looks pretty dead. 4 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:46,834 Should we just go? 5 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:50,459 Didn't book, eh? 6 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,626 Thought we'd just try our luck. 7 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:55,834 Wouldn't recommend it Especially not you. 8 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:58,376 Okay, yeah why's that? 9 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:00,667 Last group he took out, there was a young fella, 10 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:03,001 looked like you, college kid. 11 00:02:03,084 --> 00:02:05,334 He was takin' a piss off the side of the boat 12 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,626 and a bull shark jumped up. 13 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:09,417 Bit his dick off 14 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,501 Ooh, I don't like your chances. 15 00:02:15,584 --> 00:02:17,626 Tuck only started his holidays today 16 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:19,389 and he don't interrupt his hols for no one 17 00:02:20,876 --> 00:02:22,292 Speak of the devil Here he is 18 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,459 Milo, shut up! 19 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,167 Mate, you won't need that 20 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:35,959 we got some live chum for ya here. 21 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:40,792 Ah Who do we have here, then? 22 00:02:40,876 --> 00:02:42,417 Greg 23 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:44,084 Tucker American? 24 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,459 Canadian. 25 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:47,084 Ah, lucky escape 26 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,792 And this friendly face belongs to? 27 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:49,917 Heather - Ah! 28 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:51,709 Let her answer for herself, Greg. 29 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:55,084 I'm Heather 30 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,917 Heather, lovely Let me guess Pom? 31 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:00,209 Oh! Not bloody supposed to say that anymore, are we? 32 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:02,876 No, it's fine Um, English, yes. 33 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:05,376 Mate, I told 'em you were on hols, Tuck. 34 00:03:05,459 --> 00:03:08,084 Ahh So, where are you two love birds staying, then? 35 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:11,042 Oh, we're not together Um 36 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:13,209 Just-just staying at the hostel. 37 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,584 Okay - Sorry we didn't book. 38 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,334 We were supposed to go to Sea World 39 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,167 with a bunch of others, but we slept in. 40 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:21,501 It was a big night 41 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:23,792 Yeah, I bet 42 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:24,876 Sorry. 43 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,001 So, uh 44 00:03:27,084 --> 00:03:29,626 I guess no one even knows you guys are here, then? 45 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:33,834 Why? 46 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:37,084 Just wanna make sure your last will and testament's in order. 47 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:40,584 We will be swimming with sharks, after all. 48 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,251 Oh 49 00:03:42,334 --> 00:03:43,334 Sweet! 50 00:04:05,459 --> 00:04:07,709 So I'm seven years old, 51 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:09,542 I'm out there on my boogie board, 52 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:11,584 splashing around in the shallows, you know, 53 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,834 scrawny little arms and legs kinda flapping away. 54 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:16,126 Swimmin' out there and 55 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:17,792 I dunno, I guess from underneath 56 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:19,417 I must've looked like a seal. 57 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:20,781 Fuckin' boom! 58 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,667 This bloody white gets me 59 00:04:22,751 --> 00:04:24,584 And it just let you go? 60 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:25,876 Yeah. 61 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:29,959 You are looking at a genuine walkin', talkin' miracle. 62 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,542 - Did it hurt? - It didn't tickle. 63 00:04:34,126 --> 00:04:35,876 It didn't tickle. 64 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:39,459 Woke me up, though You know? 65 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,792 And I've been wide awake ever since. 66 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:45,876 And this was just random? 67 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,084 I mean, apparently there was a sign 68 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,834 about a shark sighting or something, but. 69 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,001 Oopsie. 70 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,417 Wasn't there someone watching you? 71 00:04:56,209 --> 00:04:57,292 Well. 72 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:02,792 Let's just say I used to spend a lot of time on my own. 73 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:11,126 I just can't believe you do this for a living 74 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,709 I'd never go near water again after that. 75 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:17,917 It's not the shark's fault 76 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,459 - You okay? - Yep. 77 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,042 It's fine Yep - It'll be alright. 78 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:31,667 It's gonna be a great experience. 79 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:32,751 Yep 80 00:05:37,501 --> 00:05:39,042 Alright, crew! 81 00:05:39,126 --> 00:05:42,459 Enough foreplay Let's, uh, get you two wet. 82 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:47,709 Oh - I got you. 83 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,584 Oh, my God I can't believe I let you talk me into this 84 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:57,084 Oh, it's a mako Cheetahs of the sea. 85 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,626 I can't do it 86 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:01,959 I I can't do. 87 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:03,626 Well, not yet you can't. 88 00:06:03,709 --> 00:06:06,084 'Cause there's still one thing we need to take care of. 89 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,251 Now, listen, 90 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:12,501 this is a very special, ancient relaxation practice 91 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,459 that, uh, was taught to me, 92 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,209 and it took many years at sea to master. 93 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,876 If you'll just go with me here, I promise you it'll help. 94 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:22,334 Mm-hm - Close your eyes. 95 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:24,376 Take a big, deep inhale 96 00:06:26,292 --> 00:06:27,876 And out 97 00:06:29,751 --> 00:06:30,876 And in 98 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,084 And out 99 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,167 What?? 100 00:06:51,251 --> 00:06:52,334 No. 101 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:55,501 It only works if you sing along 102 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:56,709 I can't. 103 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,417 Come on, Heather! 104 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,167 Here comes Mummy. 105 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:37,917 Oh, my God, that was amazing! 106 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,876 Shits all over Sea World, eh? 107 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,542 You can say that again. 108 00:08:42,626 --> 00:08:44,586 Yeah, something to tell the grand kiddies one day. 109 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,251 Dude, so awesome 110 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,667 Yeah. 111 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:49,751 Oh, man, thanks so much for fitting us in 112 00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,917 Welcome aboard 113 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,417 Should be there Did you look where I said? 114 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:40,917 Yeah, I looked I can't find the jumper cables. 115 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:42,834 Oh, must be out, then Sorry 116 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,876 Don't suppose you have any? 117 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:49,417 Nup. 118 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,667 What's up? 119 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,459 Hey How's it going? 120 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,251 Cracker day out there, eh? 121 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,459 Hey Me again 122 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,167 Yeah, dude, I said I can't help you. 123 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,959 Look, you really don't have jumper cables? For this? 124 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,251 What can I say? I live life on the edge. 125 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:34,209 I think the cashier might want to see that security footage. 126 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,209 Are you serious? 127 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,459 Is this really what you're doing? You're blackmailing me 128 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:45,167 I just need to get to my car I've walked, like, ten blocks and I can't find any. 129 00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:48,709 I'm not a serial killer, okay? 130 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,542 Promise. 131 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,959 Aisle or window? 132 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:13,376 I have I have this theory that, um, 133 00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:18,084 aisle people are more open and friendly. 134 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:23,334 Whereas window people are more, um, private and thoughtful. 135 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,542 Getting major window vibes. 136 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:29,959 Is this a Mormon thing? 137 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,834 'Cause I'm not joining, so you can save it. 138 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,834 Why would you think I'm a Mormon? 139 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:37,084 Dude, you look like you stepped out of The Book of Mormon. 140 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,626 Okay, yeah. 141 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:42,001 No, I'm, uh I'm in real estate 142 00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:43,417 Great. 143 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:47,542 Selling apartments, not eternal salvation. 144 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,167 Will you shut the fuck up? 145 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:53,626 Uh, yep. 146 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,042 Yep. 147 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,501 Nice wheels. 148 00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,834 It was my mum's She gave me a good deal. 149 00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,501 Is that your mum's too? 150 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,167 So, where you been surfing? 151 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,334 Oh, uh, Snapper mostly. 152 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:26,126 It's been good The peak's a little shifty though. 153 00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:29,376 Yeah Do you want to know a local secret? 154 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,834 Okay. 155 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,626 You can't tell a soul, though. 156 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,376 Window person, remember? 157 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,167 Yeah Right. 158 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:40,167 Okay, well, next time you paddle out, 159 00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:42,792 you want look to shore for the blue bench. 160 00:13:42,876 --> 00:13:45,292 Alright? You want to sit right in the middle of that bench. 161 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,251 You'll double your wave count. 162 00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:49,584 Thanks. 163 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,584 And, look, for the record, 164 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,584 I I never would have narked about the Slurpee. 165 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,167 No, yeah, I 166 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,417 probably shouldn't have judged a book by its cover, 167 00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,584 so we're good. 168 00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:06,209 Moses Markley. 169 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:10,959 Zephyr. 170 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,542 Nice to meet you, Zephyr. 171 00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:16,751 Now go start your car. 172 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,501 Yes, ma'am 173 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,251 Yes! 174 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,376 You're a lifesaver. 175 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,501 You bet - Thank you. 176 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,501 You're a Creedence fan, huh? 177 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,917 Hell yeah Are you into 'em? 178 00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:41,209 Yeah, sure Just not this song. 179 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,501 What's what's wrong with Ooby dooby? 180 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:45,751 Dude, you have Fortunate Son 181 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,917 about poor kids fighting rich people's wars. 182 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,667 And then you have Long As I Can See the Light 183 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:56,042 about, like, an outsider searching to feel understood. 184 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,334 And 185 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,084 and then you have Ooby fucking dooby, 186 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,876 you know, about some goofy ass dance? 187 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,959 I just I don't know, yeah It's a bad song, objectively. 188 00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:07,042 Okay The dance is a metaphor. 189 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:08,626 The song's about love - Wow. 190 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,935 It's about that ooby dooby feeling you get in your heart... 191 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,917 Okay - when you find the one 192 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,834 and you just gotta go for it. 193 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,001 Because what's the alternative? 194 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,084 Oh - Wait, what? 195 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,459 What? 196 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,084 Fin key. 197 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,959 - Give me a number. - No way. 198 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,042 Oh, come on I won't judge Promise. 199 00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:22,876 Okay. 200 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:25,251 Nine. 201 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,167 Nine?! Fuck. 202 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:29,667 Oh, fuck off! You just said no judgement. 203 00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:33,584 Yeah, but nine bread rolls in one day? 204 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:34,876 What can I say? 205 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,542 The waves were all-time and bread rolls are cheap. 206 00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,917 Not that you have to worry about that 207 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,209 You have deep psychological issues. 208 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,459 Mm! 209 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,334 I'm honoured you'd waste one on me. 210 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:54,917 It's not wasted. 211 00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,751 Do you know how many preservatives 212 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,417 are in these things? 213 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:00,834 I don't care. 214 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:04,542 Mmm You know I've got real food inside, right? 215 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,334 Even have running water. 216 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,917 It's kind of a miracle. 217 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:10,667 I'm good. 218 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,667 So, what got you into surfing? 219 00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,126 Because 220 00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:32,126 it's us against the system. 221 00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:36,667 The system that kills the human spirit. 222 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,209 We stand for something. 223 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,876 To all those dead souls, 224 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,834 inching along the freeway in their metal coffins, 225 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:45,709 we show them that the human spirit is still alive. 226 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,917 You did not just quote Point Break at me. 227 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,167 Maybe 228 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,917 Mm, but, really 229 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,626 what got you into surfing? 230 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,542 Because there was nothing for me on land 231 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,792 Mmm. 232 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,542 Oh 233 00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,834 Shit. 234 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,251 Hello? 235 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,501 Anyone here? 236 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,501 Hey, if you can hear me, I'm just looking for a fin key 237 00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,251 I promise I'll bring it back. 238 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,334 G'day! 239 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,042 - Jesus! - Yeah, not quite Tucker. 240 00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:21,959 Sorry, man, I was just looking for a... 241 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,042 Fin key Yeah, I got you covered. 242 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:25,709 Let's see what we can do here. 243 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,251 You're pretty brave, surfing up here all alone. 244 00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:32,167 That rip can get pretty hectic. 245 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,626 You're alone, aren't you? 246 00:20:36,376 --> 00:20:37,542 Touché. 247 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,334 Here y'are. 248 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,251 Thanks I'll bring it right back. 249 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,334 Ah I got heaps. 250 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,084 Cool Appreciate ya 251 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,084 Hi - What is this? 252 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:52,001 What Where are we? 253 00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,334 We're on his boat. 254 00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:56,209 Whose fucking boat? 255 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:57,709 I 256 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:05,167 Sorry about the smell 257 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,459 - No one... - Help! 258 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:16,042 No one can hear. 259 00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,251 - Somebody help! - I already tried that. 260 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:19,459 Help! 261 00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:11,459 Shit. 262 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:13,501 What are you looking for? 263 00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:15,185 Something to get these fucking cuffs off. 264 00:27:15,209 --> 00:27:16,876 You know how to pick a lock? 265 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,251 What do we need? 266 00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:22,292 Something long and thin like a hairpin 267 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,167 What is it? 268 00:27:33,376 --> 00:27:34,542 Nothing. 269 00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:54,792 Mmm!...? 270 00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:27,292 Is there anyone that'll come looking for you? 271 00:28:27,376 --> 00:28:28,751 Boyfriend or anything? 272 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,667 There was this guy. 273 00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:35,167 We did the shark dive together. 274 00:28:36,334 --> 00:28:38,167 But. 275 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:39,459 What? 276 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,959 I don't think you want to know. 277 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:50,542 Is anyone looking for you? 278 00:28:53,126 --> 00:28:54,251 No. 279 00:29:24,709 --> 00:29:27,209 Look, her van was towed She wouldn't let that happen. 280 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:29,751 Okay? It's her home Where's she gonna sleep? 281 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:33,126 Look, mate, these transient types living in their cars... 282 00:29:33,209 --> 00:29:34,751 She's not like that. 283 00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:36,417 How long you known this girl? 284 00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:39,334 I mean, I mean, it was just it was just one night. 285 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:40,959 Or a day and a night. 286 00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:45,709 A solid 10, 11 hours in total, but 287 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:48,667 it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality. 288 00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:52,084 - What was her name? - Um, Zephyr 289 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,334 Last name? 290 00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:58,584 Oh. 291 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,209 You don't know her last name? 292 00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:04,167 No, I don't 293 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,501 I should've listened 294 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:25,709 My mum didn't want me taking a gap year. 295 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,084 We had the worst fight about it before I left 296 00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:35,167 Now I'm never going to see her again 297 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:40,792 I'm never gonna see anyone again. 298 00:30:48,084 --> 00:30:49,917 Why didn't she want you to take it? 299 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:53,834 Because of this. 300 00:30:55,334 --> 00:30:57,417 She was worried it wasn't safe. 301 00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:00,834 You see 302 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:06,376 all these stories on the news about travellers and. 303 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:18,709 She also didn't want me drifting from the plan. 304 00:31:19,709 --> 00:31:21,292 The plan? 305 00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:24,584 Law school. 306 00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:27,751 House on the same street. 307 00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:29,709 That sounds like her plan. 308 00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:33,792 It's your life. 309 00:31:33,876 --> 00:31:35,876 You should tell her that when you see her again 310 00:31:48,126 --> 00:31:50,376 Why are you here? 311 00:31:50,459 --> 00:31:53,459 In Australia, I mean. 312 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:55,167 To surf. 313 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,292 Get as far away from home as possible. 314 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,501 Is your family back in America? 315 00:32:02,584 --> 00:32:03,876 Which one? 316 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:07,626 I got a lot of fuckin' foster parents to pick from. 317 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:10,501 Is that why you know how to pick a lock? 318 00:32:11,042 --> 00:32:12,584 What do you mean? 319 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:14,751 Are you from juvie or something? 320 00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:18,084 Sorry, I didn't I didn't mean to presume. 321 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:21,459 The only thing I learned in juvie 322 00:32:21,542 --> 00:32:24,876 is to sleep with one eye open and a shit ton of bad jokes. 323 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:27,834 Can you tell me one? 324 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,667 Not really in a joke telling mood right now. 325 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:34,834 Just to think about something else for one second. 326 00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:36,084 Please. 327 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:40,876 What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? 328 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,167 What? 329 00:32:43,251 --> 00:32:44,834 A man 330 00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:49,667 That is so true 331 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:56,917 Is that an underwire? 332 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:59,084 - Yeah It's cutting the shit... - Give it to me! 333 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:01,501 - Wait, is this for... - Yes, yes, the fucking lock! 334 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:03,751 Quick. 335 00:33:07,126 --> 00:33:08,501 Sorry I'm trying 336 00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:30,251 Good evening, ladies. 337 00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:32,459 Trust you've had a chance to get acquainted. 338 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,917 Now you, must be starving. 339 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:38,876 Oh, not a Vegemite fan? 340 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,459 Well, I suppose you wouldn't be 341 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:42,917 the first foreigner to feel that way, eh? 342 00:33:43,001 --> 00:33:44,584 There you go, just in case. 343 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:45,834 Water? 344 00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,792 Really? 345 00:33:50,876 --> 00:33:55,167 It's a thousand bloody degrees in here. 346 00:33:55,251 --> 00:33:57,209 Mm, please yourself - Wait, wait. 347 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:13,209 Hang on, what's happened to yer... 348 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,084 Hey, asshole 349 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,709 I'm ready for my dinner now. 350 00:34:18,584 --> 00:34:20,334 Oh, if looks could kill. 351 00:34:40,251 --> 00:34:43,126 Have you ever heard of the scarlet kingsnake? 352 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,167 Oh, she's a harmless creature 353 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:49,084 but quite cleverly mimics 354 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:52,417 the colourful stripes of the deadly coral snake. 355 00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:59,001 Now, you're trying hard to be the coral snake, but 356 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,792 we both know that's me. 357 00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:05,417 And you 358 00:35:05,501 --> 00:35:10,251 well, you just have a very pretty pattern. 359 00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:15,834 Mm 360 00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:20,167 Tastes like fear. 361 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,167 Hooroo 362 00:35:38,751 --> 00:35:40,126 Are you alright? 363 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:52,001 Fuck 364 00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,709 What's going on? 365 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,334 Hold on, I have to concentrate 366 00:36:00,126 --> 00:36:01,626 Have you got it? 367 00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:04,334 Hold on a sec. 368 00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:07,792 Zephyr? 369 00:36:10,876 --> 00:36:13,167 I I don't feel good 370 00:36:15,501 --> 00:36:17,792 Oh, no. 371 00:36:22,376 --> 00:36:23,709 Aw 372 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:35,542 Ah. 373 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:37,459 You're a fighter. 374 00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:40,001 I love fighters. 375 00:36:41,459 --> 00:36:43,292 Makes for a better show 376 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:22,042 What is this? 377 00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:28,084 Why is there a camera? 378 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,834 That's perfect. 379 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,542 Stunning, isn't it? 380 00:37:44,584 --> 00:37:46,959 What is this? What are you doing? 381 00:37:50,626 --> 00:37:53,042 Now, most people think 382 00:37:53,126 --> 00:37:55,042 that God is 383 00:37:56,459 --> 00:38:00,417 up here, but no. 384 00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:04,126 God's down there. 385 00:38:07,376 --> 00:38:09,542 Where it all started. 386 00:38:11,876 --> 00:38:13,459 Where it all ends. 387 00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:25,459 So I fish at your beach, and a couple others, 'n. 388 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,542 I was really hoping it'd be you. 389 00:38:32,084 --> 00:38:35,167 You know, I see you, like, come alive on that board. 390 00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:36,667 It's 391 00:38:38,542 --> 00:38:40,501 spiritual. 392 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:44,667 And I don't surf, but I feel the same about what I do. 393 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:46,001 It's. 394 00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:48,792 It's my true calling 395 00:39:00,251 --> 00:39:02,167 Don't you fucking touch her! 396 00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,376 Hey! 397 00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:16,334 Heather? 398 00:39:17,584 --> 00:39:20,167 Hey? There you are. 399 00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:23,959 There you are. 400 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:41,001 Do you know why sharks are more scary than mosquitoes 401 00:39:41,376 --> 00:39:43,626 even though mosquitoes kill a million people each year? 402 00:39:43,709 --> 00:39:45,292 I don't fucking care. 403 00:39:45,376 --> 00:39:49,167 It's because people don't think with their brains. 404 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:50,959 They think with their guts. 405 00:39:51,751 --> 00:39:54,667 No, your guts can't understand mass-murdering insects 406 00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:57,417 and microscopic diseases. 407 00:39:57,751 --> 00:40:00,209 Now, what your guts understand 408 00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:03,459 is 300 razor sharp teeth 409 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:07,834 and 2500 pounds of muscle tearing flesh from bone. 410 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:11,001 What your guts understand 411 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:13,584 is the hierarchy of animals in this world 412 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:18,876 No! 413 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,167 No! 414 00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:25,417 God No 415 00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,126 Stop! 416 00:40:32,209 --> 00:40:34,292 Stop! Please stop! Please stop! 417 00:40:37,209 --> 00:40:38,584 What the fuck is wrong with you? 418 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,417 See, the thing about sharks is 419 00:40:40,501 --> 00:40:42,917 they don't actually enjoy eating people. 420 00:40:43,334 --> 00:40:45,459 I want my mum - She's just a kid. 421 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,626 When they do attack, it's unquestionably a case of 422 00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:48,876 mistaken identity. 423 00:40:49,167 --> 00:40:52,584 But, you know, you throw chum overboard day after day 424 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,376 so tourists can get their kicks, 425 00:40:54,459 --> 00:41:01,084 and pretty soon sharks start to associate boats with food. 426 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:07,126 Now, some might argue that this is a recipe for more accidents. 427 00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,584 I'm inclined to agree with 'em 428 00:41:22,292 --> 00:41:23,292 Stop! 429 00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:25,667 Please stop! Please stop! 430 00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,209 Pull her up! 431 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:30,042 Stop! Fucking stop! 432 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:49,542 No! Pull her up! Pull her up! 433 00:41:53,126 --> 00:41:54,876 Pull her up, please! 434 00:42:37,751 --> 00:42:40,459 Tell me that ain't the greatest show on Earth. 435 00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:55,709 Oh, come on, don't be like that 436 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:58,334 I know you ladies don't like playing second fiddle, 437 00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,834 but it'll be your time to shine tomorrow night 438 00:43:31,001 --> 00:43:33,626 ["Evie" 439 00:46:36,917 --> 00:46:38,709 Fuck! 440 00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:06,959 May I? 441 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,292 Ah, come on, I know what you're thinking, 442 00:48:19,376 --> 00:48:21,834 but a joke's only funny once. 443 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:25,792 Hey, listen, you've lost a lot of fluid. 444 00:48:25,876 --> 00:48:29,209 And you know, you're gonna need your strength later. 445 00:48:30,584 --> 00:48:32,501 Where's that fight I saw in ya, huh? 446 00:48:34,126 --> 00:48:36,917 Get away from me, you twisted fuck. 447 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,459 Do you understand what happens to the ecosystem 448 00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:46,709 if you remove the shark? 449 00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:52,334 Alright? Their prey operates without constraint. 450 00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:54,751 But the shark. 451 00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:59,084 The shark brings order. 452 00:48:59,542 --> 00:49:03,626 And without this, chaos reigns. 453 00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:05,209 And 454 00:49:06,001 --> 00:49:10,667 weaker creatures just think they can do whatever they want 455 00:49:11,334 --> 00:49:15,792 Jesus Give me a fucking break 456 00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:17,584 I've never met anyone 457 00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:19,709 who likes the sound of their voice so much. 458 00:49:20,584 --> 00:49:22,917 Don't compare yourself to the shark. 459 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,167 They're highly evolved. 460 00:49:25,459 --> 00:49:26,917 You're just a pathetic coward 461 00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:29,126 who kills women because Mummy never loved you 462 00:49:29,209 --> 00:49:30,417 or whatever. 463 00:49:31,126 --> 00:49:34,251 You are the lowest of the low. 464 00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:36,542 A worm. 465 00:49:36,626 --> 00:49:38,834 Even lower than a worm. 466 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:44,084 You are the toxic fucking trash that floats in the ocean. 467 00:49:53,667 --> 00:49:54,709 Hm. 468 00:49:58,584 --> 00:50:01,209 I noticed you haven't used the facilities yet. 469 00:50:01,292 --> 00:50:02,501 Ah. 470 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,084 Might want to consider that. 471 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:07,959 You know, things can tend to get a little 472 00:50:08,959 --> 00:50:10,584 undignified 473 00:51:51,126 --> 00:51:52,251 Oh! 474 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,834 Hello? 475 00:52:52,917 --> 00:52:54,126 Hello? 476 00:52:58,251 --> 00:53:00,501 Help I need help 477 00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:19,209 Help. 478 00:53:19,292 --> 00:53:20,626 Help! 479 00:53:20,709 --> 00:53:23,292 Help! 480 00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:24,959 Help! 481 00:53:28,626 --> 00:53:31,251 Ah, at least someone's having a good time 482 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:40,501 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 483 00:53:41,376 --> 00:53:43,251 You be careful with that. 484 00:53:43,334 --> 00:53:45,126 Hey You fuckin' put that down. 485 00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:46,876 You put that down, 486 00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:48,759 or you won't even make it to the fuckin' hook. 487 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:50,501 Ah! 488 00:53:50,584 --> 00:53:52,042 No! 489 00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:27,459 [clangs cuff 490 00:56:27,542 --> 00:56:28,792 Help! 491 00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:30,209 [clangs cuff 492 00:56:30,292 --> 00:56:31,959 Help! 493 00:56:46,334 --> 00:56:47,459 Hey, Milo, shut up. 494 00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:49,001 Hey, Tucky! 495 00:56:49,084 --> 00:56:50,792 Mate, I thought you were gone all week. 496 00:56:50,876 --> 00:56:52,417 Gotta get some supplies. 497 00:56:52,501 --> 00:56:55,501 - It's not like you to run out. - First time for everything. 498 00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:57,167 Mate, I got somethin' for ya. 499 00:56:57,876 --> 00:56:59,251 Mate, will you stop? 500 00:56:59,334 --> 00:57:01,292 I got something good for us. 501 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:03,209 What? 502 00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:06,834 Yesterday some rich wanker, right, 503 00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:10,501 pulls up with his rich wanker kid on a rich wanker boat. 504 00:57:10,584 --> 00:57:12,376 But it was nice, mate They want to go divin' 505 00:57:12,459 --> 00:57:14,126 I tell 'em, the Tuck's on hols, mate. 506 00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:16,209 But now since you're back maybe we can catch 'em 507 00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:17,667 before they go, mate 508 00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:19,501 I got their number just in case. 509 00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:21,376 It's on one of these. 510 00:57:22,959 --> 00:57:25,001 I I reckon 511 00:57:25,084 --> 00:57:27,126 there's gonna be a nice tip in this for you. 512 00:57:27,209 --> 00:57:30,417 Maybe there's a little finder's fee for the old Davearoo, mate? 513 00:57:36,626 --> 00:57:38,292 Ahoy there. 514 00:57:38,376 --> 00:57:41,042 Tucker's Shark Experience is currently closed 515 00:57:41,126 --> 00:57:43,292 while your captain takes a well-earned holiday. 516 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:45,917 Please call back after the 13th and I'll introduce you 517 00:57:46,001 --> 00:57:48,126 to the most misunderstood creatures on Earth 518 00:57:49,376 --> 00:57:54,251 Uh, hi Um, I'm not exactly sure what I'm asking for. 519 00:57:54,334 --> 00:57:56,792 But, uh just give me a call back, please. 520 00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:58,417 Thanks 521 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:14,334 Will ya fuckin' move? 522 00:58:21,251 --> 00:58:22,959 What? 523 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:08,542 Help! I'm down here! 524 01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:42,001 Oh, fuck. 525 01:00:42,084 --> 01:00:43,917 Hey, hey. 526 01:00:44,001 --> 01:00:45,334 Thank you. 527 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:47,376 You gotta go find a paperclip 528 01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:50,501 or a skewer or fucking something to pick the locks 529 01:00:50,584 --> 01:00:52,917 I'll talk you through it Quick, before he comes back. 530 01:00:53,001 --> 01:00:54,084 Go! 531 01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:55,834 And call the cops! 532 01:01:09,501 --> 01:01:10,501 Poli...! 533 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:19,126 Help 534 01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:30,917 If you need assistance 535 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:32,751 but are unable to speak, press any key. 536 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:39,584 Where the fuck did you come from? 537 01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,893 - Tucker, are you alright, mate? Are you... - Hello? 538 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:20,542 Moses! 539 01:02:21,251 --> 01:02:22,376 - Please! - Hello? 540 01:02:23,667 --> 01:02:24,834 - Jesus, what... - Help! 541 01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:28,074 Mate, have you got a sheila down here I don't know about? 542 01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:33,042 Fuck, Tuck 543 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:53,376 Oh, God What did you do to him? 544 01:02:54,751 --> 01:02:56,376 Moses! 545 01:02:56,459 --> 01:02:58,001 Moses! 546 01:03:56,292 --> 01:03:57,709 Zeph 547 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,292 I'm right here. 548 01:04:02,084 --> 01:04:04,376 I fucked up the rescue. 549 01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:09,042 You almost stuck it. 550 01:04:10,209 --> 01:04:11,417 Mm. 551 01:04:12,626 --> 01:04:14,584 Some hero I turned out to be. 552 01:04:15,126 --> 01:04:17,292 Coming to find me's hero enough. 553 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,876 Don't suppose you got through to the cops? 554 01:04:27,376 --> 01:04:29,751 I didn't get to say where we were 555 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:36,792 Why are we stopping? 556 01:04:40,959 --> 01:04:42,417 That bad, huh? 557 01:05:10,334 --> 01:05:12,251 Why'd you do a runner that morning? 558 01:05:13,251 --> 01:05:15,876 I told you Early bird gets the barrel. 559 01:05:15,959 --> 01:05:17,376 Bullshit. 560 01:05:19,292 --> 01:05:21,084 Tell me you didn't feel it. 561 01:05:23,334 --> 01:05:25,542 I'm just better off alone. 562 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:27,292 No one's better off alone. 563 01:05:29,334 --> 01:05:31,209 No, that's just something people say. 564 01:05:31,292 --> 01:05:32,792 No, it's not. 565 01:05:32,876 --> 01:05:34,417 You don't know me You don't 566 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:36,126 I know you. 567 01:05:38,376 --> 01:05:40,126 I know you dig Creedence. 568 01:05:42,167 --> 01:05:43,709 I know you're 569 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,001 in the Guinness Book of Records 570 01:05:46,084 --> 01:05:48,667 for the most bread rolls consumed in one day 571 01:05:51,792 --> 01:05:53,376 I know you're tough. 572 01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:57,334 And I know you're really warm. 573 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:00,209 And funny. 574 01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:03,584 I know. 575 01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:06,542 No, I sense 576 01:06:07,584 --> 01:06:10,751 that you haven't had as much 577 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:13,251 kindness in your life as you deserve. 578 01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:15,167 Stop. 579 01:06:15,251 --> 01:06:17,001 That's why you ran. 580 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,042 Because 581 01:06:21,376 --> 01:06:25,917 it's hard to trust when all you know is why you shouldn't 582 01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:28,667 Moses, I really don't have the strength for this right now 583 01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:33,834 No, you can't 584 01:06:35,709 --> 01:06:37,876 I've decided to add a matinee 585 01:06:55,876 --> 01:06:57,459 Holy fuck. 586 01:06:57,542 --> 01:06:59,001 Who the fuck is that? 587 01:07:01,542 --> 01:07:03,042 No! 588 01:07:03,126 --> 01:07:04,126 Argh! 589 01:07:04,876 --> 01:07:07,459 Wait Wait, wait, wait No, he's not a tourist. 590 01:07:08,917 --> 01:07:10,834 He drives his mum's Volvo, for fuck's sake. 591 01:07:12,001 --> 01:07:14,084 He has money Think about it. 592 01:07:14,626 --> 01:07:16,751 They're never gonna stop looking for him. 593 01:07:18,126 --> 01:07:19,876 Don't be fucking stupid 594 01:07:21,626 --> 01:07:24,167 No! 595 01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:31,917 Moses! 596 01:07:32,001 --> 01:07:33,834 Help! 597 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:38,917 Help! No! 598 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:45,292 Fuck! 599 01:07:45,376 --> 01:07:46,751 [whispers to himself. 600 01:07:48,501 --> 01:07:49,542 Fuck! 601 01:07:50,917 --> 01:07:52,042 Wait! 602 01:07:55,876 --> 01:07:58,584 Put me up instead - Zeph, no! 603 01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:00,417 Please! He doesn't deserve this. 604 01:08:00,501 --> 01:08:02,417 Aw How romantic. 605 01:08:03,376 --> 01:08:05,084 It's too bad I'm more of a horror fan 606 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:10,084 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck! 607 01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:15,084 Argh! 608 01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:21,334 Don't you fucking move. 609 01:08:21,417 --> 01:08:23,959 Be as still as you possibly can 610 01:08:30,959 --> 01:08:32,501 That's a bull shark. 611 01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:34,834 Most culled shark in the ocean. 612 01:08:34,917 --> 01:08:36,584 Serious anger issues 613 01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:09,584 Oh, my God 614 01:09:20,709 --> 01:09:22,459 No! 615 01:09:23,584 --> 01:09:24,626 Fuck you! 616 01:09:24,709 --> 01:09:26,334 Arghh! 617 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,167 That oughta ring the dinner bell! 618 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:30,834 Fuck! 619 01:09:54,209 --> 01:09:56,417 Please don't do this 620 01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:03,709 Yeah, fuck, yeah 621 01:10:09,459 --> 01:10:10,834 Fuck 622 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:27,834 Brief intermission, ladies and gentlemen 623 01:10:45,376 --> 01:10:46,542 Moses 624 01:10:56,334 --> 01:10:58,376 Where's the fuck'n thing? 625 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:08,209 Go on. 626 01:11:09,376 --> 01:11:10,959 Keep goin' 627 01:11:12,626 --> 01:11:14,209 Keep goin' 628 01:11:44,209 --> 01:11:45,459 Fuck 629 01:12:33,626 --> 01:12:35,292 Guessing he's not hungry 630 01:12:37,209 --> 01:12:40,042 Look, if it's any consolation, you 631 01:12:40,126 --> 01:12:42,584 you weren't right for each other. 632 01:12:42,667 --> 01:12:46,667 He's soft and gooey. 633 01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:50,209 You're hard. 634 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:53,876 You're hard as nails 635 01:12:53,959 --> 01:12:55,626 like me. 636 01:12:57,084 --> 01:12:58,792 I'm nothing like you. 637 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,084 Yeah, you are. 638 01:13:03,042 --> 01:13:05,042 Yeah, you and me 639 01:13:06,751 --> 01:13:08,376 we're sharks. 640 01:13:10,917 --> 01:13:13,001 Solitary creatures. 641 01:13:24,376 --> 01:13:26,292 We fend for ourselves 642 01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:47,751 I got a feeling that 643 01:13:47,834 --> 01:13:52,501 tonight's show is going to be one for the ages 644 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,709 Fuck. 645 01:14:39,501 --> 01:14:42,126 It's probably a good thing you can't see this 646 01:16:17,709 --> 01:16:19,459 Yes, yes! 647 01:16:37,001 --> 01:16:39,751 Oh, my God 648 01:16:39,834 --> 01:16:41,709 No Fuck 649 01:18:01,126 --> 01:18:02,334 Argh! 650 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:03,834 Agh! 651 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,751 Zeph Zeph. 652 01:20:44,459 --> 01:20:47,209 Now, I know you think you don't want to watch 653 01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:52,626 but deep down you do. 654 01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,542 That's the thing about us men, man. 655 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,042 We don't really know what's inside 656 01:21:02,126 --> 01:21:04,792 until it pops out. 657 01:21:06,542 --> 01:21:10,001 And once that happens, there's really no stuffing it back in 658 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:23,042 Now, can either of you tell me 659 01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:27,584 why the marlin is the sports fisherman's fish of choice? 660 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:29,292 Anyone? I'll give you a hint. 661 01:21:29,376 --> 01:21:31,209 It's not because of her size 662 01:21:31,292 --> 01:21:33,709 and it's not because of her beauty. 663 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:37,626 It's because of her fight. 664 01:21:40,251 --> 01:21:43,001 See, every fisherman loves a good fight. 665 01:21:43,876 --> 01:21:46,417 And you'll get a marlin and you'll fuckin' bring her 666 01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:48,459 right in there, you'll get her up to the boat 667 01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:50,917 and you'll think you got her and then fuckin', "Zzzzz!" 668 01:21:51,001 --> 01:21:52,709 She makes another run for it. 669 01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:54,751 And it's fuckin' exhilarating, man. 670 01:21:56,376 --> 01:22:00,501 But the thing the fish doesn't realise 671 01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:04,501 is that once that hook sets, 672 01:22:04,584 --> 01:22:07,084 no matter how hard she runs, 673 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:09,751 it doesn't matter how many times 674 01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:13,334 she's already in the boat. 675 01:22:15,542 --> 01:22:17,751 And the game's rigged. 676 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,917 You know. 677 01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:22,626 'Cause it's life and death for the fish, 678 01:22:22,709 --> 01:22:24,792 but for the fisherman 679 01:22:24,876 --> 01:22:31,042 it's just an afternoon of good old-fashioned fun. 680 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:38,917 Fun can't last forever though, can it? 681 01:22:39,001 --> 01:22:40,542 Nah, nah. 682 01:22:40,626 --> 01:22:45,167 Nah, sooner or later, the marlin must meet her fate 683 01:23:05,626 --> 01:23:08,292 Oh, I'd hoped this'd be one for the ages. 684 01:23:09,959 --> 01:23:11,709 I was right 685 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:13,501 [chuckles in disbelief. 686 01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:18,667 Fuck, she's gonna turn those little arms and legs 687 01:23:18,751 --> 01:23:20,084 into toothpicks. 688 01:23:21,376 --> 01:23:23,917 Right, places, please! 689 01:23:24,001 --> 01:23:25,584 And 690 01:23:26,667 --> 01:23:27,667 action! 691 01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:32,334 Oh, fuck. 692 01:23:32,417 --> 01:23:35,542 - Oh, fuck, be calm Be calm. - Stop, stop, stop Stop. 693 01:23:35,626 --> 01:23:36,917 Stop! 694 01:23:37,001 --> 01:23:38,209 Oh, fuck 695 01:24:04,459 --> 01:24:05,459 Oi! 696 01:24:05,501 --> 01:24:06,667 Get ya... 697 01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:10,584 Go on, get out! It's not your night! Fuck... 698 01:24:43,834 --> 01:24:45,417 Where are ya? 699 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:51,542 I know you're there, babe, or the bull wouldn't have left. 700 01:25:23,042 --> 01:25:25,209 You just won't quit, will ya, Marlin? 701 01:25:26,792 --> 01:25:27,876 Behind you! 702 01:25:42,542 --> 01:25:43,459 Boo! 703 01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:44,792 Argh! 704 01:27:29,167 --> 01:27:30,959 Where are ya, Marlin? 705 01:28:25,709 --> 01:28:27,792 Ooby dooby, motherfucker 706 01:30:01,251 --> 01:30:02,542 Zeph! 707 01:30:04,251 --> 01:30:05,417 Zeph! 708 01:30:16,251 --> 01:30:17,542 Zeph! 709 01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:22,209 Zeph 710 01:31:14,042 --> 01:31:16,751 Moses? Hey Moses. 711 01:31:18,376 --> 01:31:20,959 Hey, hey Moses, wake up. 712 01:31:21,042 --> 01:31:22,542 Wake up. 713 01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:25,834 W... Moses, please wake up. 714 01:31:26,334 --> 01:31:27,459 Hey 715 01:31:45,751 --> 01:31:47,042 Help! 716 01:31:48,959 --> 01:31:50,209 Help! 717 01:31:51,751 --> 01:31:53,084 Help! 718 01:31:56,292 --> 01:31:58,126 Help! 719 01:32:03,792 --> 01:32:05,001 Help! 720 01:32:08,376 --> 01:32:09,834 Help! 721 01:32:23,709 --> 01:32:25,126 Moses Hey. 722 01:32:25,209 --> 01:32:27,167 Hey Mo? Wake up 723 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:29,292 Moses, wake up Help is on the way. 724 01:32:30,459 --> 01:32:33,209 Hey, please wake up Please. 725 01:32:33,959 --> 01:32:36,042 Hey Hey, hey 726 01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:39,959 Moses, hey, I want to tell you something. 727 01:32:40,042 --> 01:32:43,292 When I said there's nothing for me on land, 728 01:32:43,376 --> 01:32:44,709 there's you. 729 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:46,292 Okay? 730 01:32:46,376 --> 01:32:48,001 Please wake up. 731 01:32:51,709 --> 01:32:53,251 Oh, my God. 732 01:32:55,292 --> 01:32:56,876 I knew it