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[waves lapping gently]
[boat creaking]
Looks pretty dead.
Should we just go?
[boat creaking]
[man] Didn't book, eh?
Thought we'd just try our luck.
Wouldn't recommend it Especially not you.
Okay, yeah why's that?
Last group he took out, there was a young fella,
looked like you, college kid.
He was takin' a piss off the side of the boat
and a bull shark jumped up.
Bit his dick off
[girl chuckles]
[man] Ooh, I don't like your chances.
Tuck only started his holidays today
and he don't interrupt his hols for no one
[dog barking] - [engine revving]
Speak of the devil Here he is
[engine roaring]
[yapping, growling]
[man] Milo, shut up!
Mate, you won't need that
we got some live chum for ya here.
Ah Who do we have here, then?
Greg
Tucker American?
Canadian.
Ah, lucky escape [Greg chuckles]
And this friendly face belongs to?
Heather - Ah!
Let her answer for herself, Greg.
I'm Heather
Heather, lovely Let me guess Pom?
Oh! Not bloody supposed to say that anymore, are we?
[chuckles] No, it's fine Um, English, yes.
Mate, I told 'em you were on hols, Tuck.
Ahh So, where are you two love birds staying, then?
Oh, we're not together Um [giggles awkwardly]
Just-just staying at the hostel.
Okay - [Greg] Sorry we didn't book.
We were supposed to go to Sea World
with a bunch of others, but we slept in.
It was a big night [giggles]
Yeah, I bet [laughs]
[giggling] Sorry.
So, uh
I guess no one even knows you guys are here, then?
Why?
Just wanna make sure your last will and testament's in order.
We will be swimming with sharks, after all.
Oh [chuckles nervously]
Sweet!
[chuckles warily]
[ominous sting]
[seabirds calling]
[Tucker] So I'm seven years old,
I'm out there on my boogie board,
splashing around in the shallows, you know,
scrawny little arms and legs kinda flapping away.
Swimmin' out there and
I dunno, I guess from underneath
I must've looked like a seal.
- Fuckin' boom! - [Heather gasps]
This bloody white gets me [chuckles]
And it just let you go?
Yeah.
You are looking at a genuine walkin', talkin' miracle.
- Did it hurt? - It didn't tickle.
It didn't tickle.
Woke me up, though You know?
And I've been wide awake ever since.
And this was just random?
I mean, apparently there was a sign
about a shark sighting or something, but.
Oopsie.
Wasn't there someone watching you?
Well.
Let's just say I used to spend a lot of time on my own.
I just can't believe you do this for a living
I'd never go near water again after that.
It's not the shark's fault
[ominous sting]
[boat creaking]
- You okay? - Yep.
It's fine Yep - It'll be alright.
It's gonna be a great experience.
Yep
[exhales sharply]
Alright, crew!
Enough foreplay Let's, uh, get you two wet.
[Tucker chuckles]
[Heather exhales]
[Heather] Oh - I got you.
Oh, my God I can't believe I let you talk me into this
[ominous sting] - [yelps]
Oh, it's a mako Cheetahs of the sea.
I can't do it
I I can't do.
[Tucker] Well, not yet you can't.
'Cause there's still one thing we need to take care of.
Now, listen,
this is a very special, ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me,
and it took many years at sea to master.
If you'll just go with me here, I promise you it'll help.
[Heather] Mm-hm - Close your eyes.
Take a big, deep inhale
[all inhale deeply]
And out
[all exhale deeply]
And in
[all inhale deeply]
And out
[all exhale deeply]
[Tucker]? Ba by?
# Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
# Baby Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
- [Greg joins in] - ? Baby Shark, doo-doo?
- What? - ? Baby Shark?
[Heather chuckling] No.
# Baby Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
It only works if you sing along
I can't.
# Baby Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
- ? Baby Shark? - [Tucker] Come on, Heather!
# Baby Shark #
Here comes Mummy.
# Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
[all singing]? Mummy Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo?
# Mummy Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-oo #
# Mummy Shark #
# Daddy #
- [gate clangs] - [ominous sting]
[water rushing]
[water bubbling]
[unsettling ambient music]
[unsettling music builds]
[menacing sting]
[music abates]
[soft, wondrous orchestral music builds]
[orchestral music crescendos]
- [music stops] - [laughs]
Oh, my God, that was amazing!
[laughs]
Shits all over Sea World, eh?
You can say that again.
Yeah, something to tell the grand kiddies one day.
[Greg] Dude, so awesome
[chuckling] Yeah.
Oh, man, thanks so much for fitting us in
[gags]
- [blood spurting] - [splutters]
Welcome aboard
[screams]
[sharp menacing sting]
["Dancing With Myself" by The Donnas plays]
# On the floors of Tokyo #
# Down in London town's a go-go #
# With the record selection and the mirror's reflection #
# I'm a-dancing with myself #
# When there's no one else in sight #
# In the crowded lonely night #
# Well, I wait so long for my love vibration #
# And I'm dancing with myself #
# Oh, oh, dancing with myself #
# Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove #
# And I'm dancing with myself #
# Oh, oh, oh-oh #
# If I looked all over the world #
# And there's every type of girl #
# But your empty eyes seem to pass me by #
# Leave me dancing with myself #
# So let's sink another drink #
# 'Cause it'll give me time to think #
# If I had the chance I'd ask the one to dance #
# And I'll be dancing with myself #
# Oh, oh, dancing with myself #
# Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove #
# And I'm a-dancing with myself #
- [song continues over radio] - [slurps loudly]
[cashier] Should be there Did you look where I said?
Yeah, I looked I can't find the jumper cables.
Oh, must be out, then Sorry
[huffs]
Don't suppose you have any?
Nup.
What's up?
[cashier] Hey How's it going?
[slurps]
[cashier] Cracker day out there, eh?
[automatic door chimes]
[song continues]
# Well, if I looked all over the world #
# And there's every type of girl #
# But your empty eyes seem to pass me by #
# And leave me dancing with myself #
# So let's sink another drink... #
Hey Me again [song ends]
Yeah, dude, I said I can't help you.
Look, you really don't have jumper cables? For this?
What can I say? I live life on the edge.
I think the cashier might want to see that security footage.
Are you serious?
Is this really what you're doing? You're blackmailing me
I just need to get to my car I've walked, like, ten blocks and I can't find any.
I'm not a serial killer, okay?
Promise.
["Hey Now" by The Regrettes plays over stereo]
Aisle or window?
I have I have this theory that, um,
aisle people are more open and friendly.
Whereas window people are more, um, private and thoughtful.
Getting major window vibes.
Is this a Mormon thing?
'Cause I'm not joining, so you can save it.
Why would you think I'm a Mormon?
Dude, you look like you stepped out of The Book of Mormon.
Okay, yeah.
No, I'm, uh I'm in real estate
[flatly] Great.
Selling apartments, not eternal salvation.
Will you shut the fuck up?
Uh, yep.
Yep.
# I want you now Now, now, now, now, now, now #
# Oh, save me #
# Won't you help me? #
# 'Cause, baby #
Nice wheels.
It was my mum's She gave me a good deal.
Is that your mum's too?
So, where you been surfing?
Oh, uh, Snapper mostly.
It's been good The peak's a little shifty though.
Yeah Do you want to know a local secret?
Okay.
You can't tell a soul, though.
Window person, remember?
Yeah Right.
Okay, well, next time you paddle out,
you want look to shore for the blue bench.
Alright? You want to sit right in the middle of that bench.
You'll double your wave count.
Thanks.
And, look, for the record,
I I never would have narked about the Slurpee.
No, yeah, I
probably shouldn't have judged a book by its cover,
so we're good.
Moses Markley.
Zephyr.
Nice to meet you, Zephyr.
Now go start your car.
Yes, ma'am
[starts engine] Yes!
You're a lifesaver.
You bet - [Moses] Thank you.
["Ooby dooby" by Creedence Clearwater Revival plays]
You're a Creedence fan, huh?
Hell yeah Are you into 'em?
Yeah, sure Just not this song.
What's what's wrong with Ooby dooby?
Dude, you have Fortunate Son
about poor kids fighting rich people's wars.
And then you have Long As I Can See the Light
about, like, an outsider searching to feel understood.
And
and then you have Ooby fucking dooby,
you know, about some goofy ass dance?
I just I don't know, yeah It's a bad song, objectively.
Okay The dance is a metaphor.
The song's about love - [Zephyr] Wow.
It's about that ooby dooby feeling you get in your heart...
Okay - when you find the one
and you just gotta go for it.
Because what's the alternative?
[chuckles shyly]
["Apocalypse" by Cigarettes After Sex plays]
- ? Your lips, my lips? - [Zephyr moans]
# Apocalypse #
[kissing]
[Zephyr exhales]
# Your lips, my lips #
# Apocalypse #
[kissing]
[Zephyr moaning]
# Go and sneak us through the rivers #
# Flood is rising... #
[Moses] Oh - Wait, what?
[chuckling] What?
Fin key.
# Come out and haunt me #
- [both panting and moaning] - ? I know you want me?
# Come out and haunt me #
# Sharing all your secrets with each other #
# Since you were kids #
[song ends]
[mellow instrumental music plays]
- [Moses] Give me a number. - [Zephyr] No way.
Oh, come on I won't judge Promise.
Okay.
Nine.
Nine?! Fuck.
Oh, fuck off! You just said no judgement.
Yeah, but nine bread rolls in one day?
What can I say?
The waves were all-time and bread rolls are cheap.
Not that you have to worry about that
[exhales sharply]
You have deep psychological issues.
- Mm! - [Zephyr chuckles]
[Moses coughs and laughs]
I'm honoured you'd waste one on me.
It's not wasted.
Do you know how many preservatives
are in these things?
I don't care.
Mmm You know I've got real food inside, right?
Even have running water.
It's kind of a miracle.
I'm good.
[Moses clears throat]
So, what got you into surfing?
Because [sighs]
it's us against the system.
The system that kills the human spirit.
We stand for something.
To all those dead souls,
inching along the freeway in their metal coffins,
we show them that the human spirit is still alive.
You did not just quote Point Break at me.
Maybe
[both chuckle]
Mm, but, really
what got you into surfing?
Because there was nothing for me on land
[both breathing deeply]
[Moses] Mmm.
["Ooby dooby" by Creedence Clearwater Revival plays]
# Ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, ooby dooby Ooby dooby #
# Ooby doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-wah #
[song ends]
[insects chirping]
[sighing] Oh
[sombre instrumental music]
[exhales softly]
[sombre music continues]
[cranks handbrake]
[engine idling]
[engine stops]
- [waves lapping] - [sighs]
Shit.
Hello?
Anyone here?
Hey, if you can hear me, I'm just looking for a fin key
I promise I'll bring it back.
- [Tucker] G'day! - [gasps]
- Jesus! - Yeah, not quite Tucker.
Sorry, man, I was just looking for a...
Fin key Yeah, I got you covered.
Let's see what we can do here.
You're pretty brave, surfing up here all alone.
That rip can get pretty hectic.
You're alone, aren't you?
Touché.
Here y'are.
Thanks I'll bring it right back.
Ah I got heaps.
[Zephyr] Cool Appreciate ya
[phone dings] - [gasps]
[chuckles softly]
[chuckles]
[types]
- [Zephyr gasps] - [menacing sting]
[Zephyr screaming] [and straining, muffled]
[Zephyr straining, struggling]
[straining, struggling cease]
[menacing sting]
["The Real Thing" by Russell Morris plays]
# Come and see the real thing #
# Come and see #
# I am the real thing #
# Oo mama mow-mow Oo mama mow-mow #
# Oo mama mama mama mama #
# Mama mama mama mama mama mama mow #
# Trying hard to understand #
# The meaning that you'll see in me #
# Trying hard to understand #
[song fades out]
- [engine rumbling] - [birds chirping]
[rooster crowing distantly]
[magpies warbling]
[dog growling]
[barks and growls]
[door clanging]
[lights buzzing]
[strains]
[Tucker straining]
[door booms shut]
[car approaching]
[seagulls squawking]
[magpies warbling]
[waves crashing]
[phone beeps]
[phone rings]
[ringing continues]
[ominous ambient music]
[breathing heavily]
[boat engine rumbling]
[light buzzing distortedly]
[groans]
Hi - What is this?
What Where are we?
We're on his boat.
Whose fucking boat?
I
Sorry about the smell
[gasps]
- No one... - Help!
No one can hear.
- Somebody help! - I already tried that.
Help!
[sharp ominous flourish]
[music fades out]
[woman panting, shouting in Dutch on TV]
[woman continues pleading in Dutch and screaming]
[woman shrieks and wails in agony]
[Tucker chuckles softly]
[woman continues screaming and shouting on TV]
[Tucker chuckles softly]
[unsettling ambient music]
Shit.
What are you looking for?
Something to get these fucking cuffs off.
You know how to pick a lock?
What do we need?
Something long and thin like a hairpin
[huffs]
[Heather] What is it?
Nothing.
[Crowded House]? She came all the way from America?
# She had a blind date with destiny #
# And the sound of Te Awamutu #
- Mmm! - ? Had a truly...?
[song ends]
[reel whirring]
[dissonant music builds]
[reel whirring]
[music builds]
- [music abates] - [Zephyr pounding bed]
[grunts with effort]
[Zephyr rattling bed]
[moans]
[sighs]
Is there anyone that'll come looking for you?
Boyfriend or anything?
There was this guy.
We did the shark dive together.
But.
What?
I don't think you want to know.
Is anyone looking for you?
No.
["Wintersong" by Bob Evans plays]
# Summer's been and gone #
# Only winters from now on #
# 'Cause I'm tired #
[ominous music]
Look, her van was towed She wouldn't let that happen.
Okay? It's her home Where's she gonna sleep?
Look, mate, these transient types living in their cars...
She's not like that.
How long you known this girl?
I mean, I mean, it was just it was just one night.
Or a day and a night.
A solid 10, 11 hours in total, but
it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality.
- What was her name? - Um, Zephyr
[pen scribbling]
Last name?
Oh.
You don't know her last name?
[taps desk] No, I don't
[sinister ambient music builds]
[Zephyr banging bed and grunting]
I should've listened
[bed banging]
My mum didn't want me taking a gap year.
We had the worst fight about it before I left
[tearfully] Now I'm never going to see her again
[sobbing] I'm never gonna see anyone again.
Why didn't she want you to take it?
Because of this.
She was worried it wasn't safe.
You see
all these stories on the news about travellers and.
She also didn't want me drifting from the plan.
The plan?
Law school.
House on the same street.
That sounds like her plan.
It's your life.
You should tell her that when you see her again
[exhales]
Why are you here?
In Australia, I mean.
To surf.
Get as far away from home as possible.
Is your family back in America?
Which one?
I got a lot of fuckin' foster parents to pick from.
Is that why you know how to pick a lock?
What do you mean?
Are you from juvie or something?
Sorry, I didn't I didn't mean to presume.
The only thing I learned in juvie
is to sleep with one eye open and a shit ton of bad jokes.
Can you tell me one?
Not really in a joke telling mood right now.
Just to think about something else for one second.
Please.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
What?
A man
[laughs]
That is so true
[both chuckle]
[gasps]
Is that an underwire?
- Yeah It's cutting the shit... - Give it to me!
- Wait, is this for... - Yes, yes, the fucking lock!
Quick.
Sorry I'm trying
[grunts]
[door creaking]
[Tucker] Good evening, ladies.
Trust you've had a chance to get acquainted.
Now you, must be starving.
Oh, not a Vegemite fan?
Well, I suppose you wouldn't be
the first foreigner to feel that way, eh? [Chuckles]
There you go, just in case.
Water?
Really?
It's a thousand bloody degrees in here.
Mm, please yourself - Wait, wait.
Hang on, what's happened to yer...
Hey, asshole
I'm ready for my dinner now.
Oh, if looks could kill.
Have you ever heard of the scarlet kingsnake?
Oh, she's a harmless creature
but quite cleverly mimics
the colourful stripes of the deadly coral snake.
Now, you're trying hard to be the coral snake, but
we both know that's me.
And you
well, you just have a very pretty pattern.
Mm [licks finger]
Tastes like fear.
Hooroo
[door clangs shut]
[lock clicks]
Are you alright?
Fuck
[heather] What's going on?
Hold on, I have to concentrate
[grunts]
[Heather] Have you got it?
Hold on a sec.
[Heather, weakly] Zephyr?
[unsettling music builds]
I I don't feel good
[wire clatters] Oh, no.
[Tucker] Aw
[chuckles wryly]
Ah.
You're a fighter.
I love fighters.
Makes for a better show
[metal creaking]
[chain rattling]
[groans]
[pants heavily]
[ominous sting]
[can fizzes]
What is this?
- [camera beeps] - Why is there a camera?
That's perfect.
Stunning, isn't it?
What is this? What are you doing?
Now, most people think
that God is
up here, but no.
God's down there.
Where it all started.
Where it all ends.
So I fish at your beach, and a couple others, 'n.
I was really hoping it'd be you.
You know, I see you, like, come alive on that board.
It's
spiritual.
And I don't surf, but I feel the same about what I do.
It's.
It's my true calling
[water splashes]
Don't you fucking touch her!
Hey!
[gently] Heather?
Hey? There you are.
There you are.
[Heather whimpers softly]
[pants raggedly]
- [Heather whimpering] - [cuffs clicking]
Do you know why sharks are more scary than mosquitoes
even though mosquitoes kill a million people each year?
I don't fucking care.
It's because people don't think with their brains.
They think with their guts.
No, your guts can't understand mass-murdering insects
and microscopic diseases.
Now, what your guts understand
is 300 razor sharp teeth
and 2500 pounds of muscle tearing flesh from bone.
What your guts understand
is the hierarchy of animals in this world
[motor buzzes, cable whirrs] - [menacing music builds]
No!
- [Heather screams] - [Zephyr] No!
[continues screaming]
[Zephyr] God No
[motor buzzes]
[Heather screams]
Stop!
Stop! Please stop! Please stop!
- [motor stops] - [Heather wails]
What the fuck is wrong with you?
See, the thing about sharks is
they don't actually enjoy eating people.
I want my mum - She's just a kid.
When they do attack, it's unquestionably a case of
mistaken identity.
But, you know, you throw chum overboard day after day
so tourists can get their kicks,
and pretty soon sharks start to associate boats with food.
Now, some might argue that this is a recipe for more accidents.
I'm inclined to agree with 'em
[motor cranks, buzzes] - [sinister music builds]
[Heather screaming]
Stop!
Please stop! Please stop!
[Heather wails]
Pull her up!
Stop! Fucking stop!
[motor powers down]
[screams]
[shudders]
[Heather whimpers]
[sharp menacing sting]
No! Pull her up! Pull her up!
Pull her up, please!
[Heather wailing]
[gasps]
[whimpering]
[splutters]
Tell me that ain't the greatest show on Earth.
[Zephyr panting rapidly]
[sobs]
[Tucker] Oh, come on, don't be like that
I know you ladies don't like playing second fiddle,
but it'll be your time to shine tomorrow night
[camera zooming]
[sombre instrumental music]
[scratching wall]
[rhythmic thumping, rock music playing overhead]
["Evie (Part One)" [by Stevie Wright plays]
# I got some money in my pocket #
# I got the car keys in my hand #
# I got myself a couple of tickets #
# To see a rock'n rollin' band #
# Come on, girl Just get on your shoes #
# We're gonna hear some sounds #
# Come on, babe You know there ain't no time #
# To mess around round-round-round-round #
# Evie #
# Evie, let your hair hang down #
# Evie #
# Evie, let your hair hang down #
# Evie #
# Let your hair hang down #
# You got the body of a woman #
# The way you move it like a queen #
# You got the face to raise a riot #
# And still you're only 17 #
# But, little girl You're oh so shy #
# You hardly make a sound #
# Come on, babe You know there ain't no time #
# To mess around round-round-round-round #
# Evie #
# Evie, let your hair hang down #
# Evie #
# Evie, let your hair hang down #
# Evie #
# Evie, let your hair hang down #
# Evie #
# Let your hair hang down #
[song continues faintly overhead]
[song continues blaring]
# So won't you try it, baby #
# I'll take you by the hand #
# 'Cause there's a world out there for you... #
[song fades out]
[dissonant ambient music]
[plastic wrapper crackling]
[text a squeaking]
[grunts with effort]
[pants heavily]
[sighs]
[groans furiously]
Fuck!
[Zephyr groans furiously]
[discordant music escalates]
- [music abates] - [seagulls squawking]
[serene ambient music]
[serene music continues]
[solemn piano music]
[metal creaking]
[door clangs]
May I?
Ah, come on, I know what you're thinking,
but a joke's only funny once.
Hey, listen, you've lost a lot of fluid.
And you know, you're gonna need your strength later.
Where's that fight I saw in ya, huh?
Get away from me, you twisted fuck.
Do you understand what happens to the ecosystem
if you remove the shark?
Alright? Their prey operates without constraint.
But the shark.
The shark brings order.
And without this, chaos reigns.
And
weaker creatures just think they can do whatever they want
Jesus Give me a fucking break
I've never met anyone
who likes the sound of their voice so much.
Don't compare yourself to the shark.
They're highly evolved.
You're just a pathetic coward
who kills women because Mummy never loved you
or whatever.
You are the lowest of the low.
A worm.
Even lower than a worm.
You are the toxic fucking trash that floats in the ocean.
Hm.
I noticed you haven't used the facilities yet.
Ah.
Might want to consider that.
You know, things can tend to get a little
undignified
[lock clicks]
[Heather screaming on TV]
- [sinister music builds] - [screaming continues]
[music, screaming abate]
[lock clicks]
[tense music builds]
- [flesh squelches] - Oh!
[Tucker thumps on floor]
[keys jangling]
[Zephyr gasps]
[both strain]
[intense urgent music]
- [static crackles] - Hello?
Hello?
[static buzzes and whines]
Help I need help
[static crackles]
[groans wearily]
[pants rapidly]
[cheering and dance music playing in distance]
[dance music thumping in distance]
[weakly] Help.
Help!
[shouts] Help!
Help!
Ah, at least someone's having a good time
[flicks knife]
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
You be careful with that.
Hey You fuckin' put that down.
You put that down,
or you won't even make it to the fuckin' hook.
Ah!
- [heaves] - No!
[Zephyr yelps]
[dance music continues playing under water]
[dance music fades out]
[object splashes]
- [helicopter whirring] - [people chattering]
- [waves lapping] - [jetski whirring]
[soundscape fades out]
[tense pulsating music]
[music intensifies]
[dog barking]
[boat horn blares]
[boat clunks]
[muffled scream]
[muffled shouting]
[clangs cuff
[muffled] Help!
[clangs cuff
[muffled] Help!
[dog barks]
Hey, Milo, shut up.
Hey, Tucky!
Mate, I thought you were gone all week.
Gotta get some supplies.
- It's not like you to run out. - First time for everything.
Mate, I got somethin' for ya.
Mate, will you stop?
I got something good for us.
What?
Yesterday some rich wanker, right,
pulls up with his rich wanker kid on a rich wanker boat.
But it was nice, mate They want to go divin'
I tell 'em, the Tuck's on hols, mate.
But now since you're back maybe we can catch 'em
before they go, mate
I got their number just in case.
It's on one of these.
I I reckon
there's gonna be a nice tip in this for you.
Maybe there's a little finder's fee for the old Davearoo, mate?
[car door closes, engine starts]
[Tucker on voicemail] Ahoy there.
Tucker's Shark Experience is currently closed
while your captain takes a well-earned holiday.
Please call back after the 13th and I'll introduce you
to the most misunderstood creatures on Earth
[beep!]
Uh, hi Um, I'm not exactly sure what I'm asking for.
But, uh just give me a call back, please.
Thanks
[tyres screech]
Will ya fuckin' move?
[contemptuously] What?
[unsettling music builds]
[engine revving loudly]
[tyres screech]
[honks horn]
[horns honking]
[Zephyr shouting faintly]
[faint thumping and shouting from below deck]
[faint muffled shouting]
[Zephyr, muffled] Help! I'm down here!
[unsettling music rises]
[engine revving]
[faint muffled shouting]
[dog barking]
[intense music escalates]
Oh, fuck.
Hey, hey.
Thank you.
You gotta go find a paperclip
or a skewer or fucking something to pick the locks
I'll talk you through it Quick, before he comes back.
Go!
And call the cops!
[intense music escalates]
[emergency operator talking indistinctly over phone]
Poli...!
[Moses grunts]
- [sinister music rises] - [gasping]
Help
[groaning in agony]
[operator] If you need assistance
but are unable to speak, press any key.
[phone clatters]
[sinister music escalates]
Where the fuck did you come from?
[choking]
[straining]
[both grunting]
[tense music builds]
[thump!]
[dog barking]
[Tucker gasping for air]
- Tucker, are you alright, mate? Are you... - [Zephyr] Hello?
[dog barking]
[Zephyr, faintly] Moses!
- Please! - Hello?
- Jesus, what... - Help!
Mate, have you got a sheila down here I don't know about?
[hook squelches]
Fuck, Tuck
[dog barking]
[mimics dog yapping]
[dog whimpers]
Oh, God What did you do to him?
Moses!
[tense music builds]
[ominous flourish]
- [Moses groans] - [boat engine rumbling]
[Moses] Zeph
I'm right here.
I fucked up the rescue.
You almost stuck it.
Mm.
Some hero I turned out to be.
Coming to find me's hero enough.
Don't suppose you got through to the cops?
I didn't get to say where we were
[boat clunking, engine stopping]
Why are we stopping?
That bad, huh?
Why'd you do a runner that morning?
I told you Early bird gets the barrel.
Bullshit.
Tell me you didn't feel it.
I'm just better off alone.
No one's better off alone.
No, that's just something people say.
No, it's not.
You don't know me You don't
I know you.
I know you dig Creedence.
I know you're
in the Guinness Book of Records
for the most bread rolls consumed in one day
[chuckles softly]
I know you're tough.
And I know you're really warm.
And funny.
I know.
No, I sense
that you haven't had as much
kindness in your life as you deserve.
Stop.
That's why you ran.
Because
it's hard to trust when all you know is why you shouldn't
Moses, I really don't have the strength for this right now
[lock clicks]
No, you can't
I've decided to add a matinee
[boat creaking, water lapping]
[sharp menacing sting]
[groans]
Holy fuck.
Who the fuck is that?
[Moses grunting]
No!
Argh!
Wait Wait, wait, wait No, he's not a tourist.
He drives his mum's Volvo, for fuck's sake.
He has money Think about it.
They're never gonna stop looking for him.
Don't be fucking stupid
[motor buzzing, cable whirring] - [Zephyr] No!
- [Moses shouts] - [intense music builds]
[Zephyr] Moses!
Help!
Help! No!
Fuck! [Wails]
[whispers to himself.
Fuck!
Wait!
[motor stops]
Put me up instead - Zeph, no!
Please! He doesn't deserve this.
Aw How romantic.
It's too bad I'm more of a horror fan
[ominous sting] - [cable whirrs]
[shouts] Oh, fuck, oh, fuck!
[wails]
Argh!
[motor stops]
Don't you fucking move.
Be as still as you possibly can
[camera beeps]
[grunts]
That's a bull shark.
Most culled shark in the ocean.
Serious anger issues
[groans furiously]
[shuddering]
[sinister music builds]
[exhales heavily]
[motor buzzes, cable whirrs]
[pants heavily]
Oh, my God
[motor buzzes]
- [buzzing stops] - [Moses panting]
- [sharp menacing sting] - No!
Fuck you!
Arghh!
That oughta ring the dinner bell!
- [motor buzzes, cable whirrs] - Fuck!
[intense music escalates]
Please don't do this
[motor buzzes, cable whirrs]
[laboured breathing]
Yeah, fuck, yeah
[groaning]
Fuck
[motor stops]
[helicopter whirring in distance]
[sighs]
Brief intermission, ladies and gentlemen
[motor buzzes, cable whirrs]
[helicopter whirring]
[Moses moaning weakly]
[Zephyr] Moses
[helicopter whirring] Where's the fuck'n thing?
[whirring continues]
Go on.
Keep goin'
[helicopter receding]
[Zephyr moaning faintly]
[moans, pants]
[strains]
[groans]
Fuck
[pants heavily]
[poignant ambient music]
[gulps]
[breathes heavily]
[bone cracks, yelps]
[breathes heavily]
[moans]
[lock clicks]
Guessing he's not hungry
[chuckles]
Look, if it's any consolation, you
you weren't right for each other.
He's soft and gooey.
You're hard.
You're hard as nails
like me.
I'm nothing like you.
[Tucker] Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you and me
we're sharks.
Solitary creatures.
We fend for ourselves
[sniffs]
[Tucker sighs]
[footsteps receding]
I got a feeling that
tonight's show is going to be one for the ages
[door closes, lock clicks]
[gasps in agony]
[moans]
[bones crack]
[groans, pants heavily]
[strains]
[groans]
Fuck.
It's probably a good thing you can't see this
[poignant ambient music builds]
[gagging, groaning]
[music rises]
[music abates]
[singing softly]? Mummy Shark?
# Mummy Shark #
# Doo-doo, doo-doo #
# Mummy Shark Doo-doo, doo-doo #
# Mummy Shark #
[bowl grinding]
[tense music builds]
[strains]
- [boat engine powers up] - Yes, yes!
[boat engine rumbling]
[electricity crackles]
[boat engine powers down]
Oh, my God [whimpering]
No Fuck
[pants erratically]
[relieved gasp]
[gasps]
[banging on door]
[glass shatters]
[sinister music builds]
[desperate gasping, groaning]
Argh!
Agh!
- [pants, groans] - [footsteps receding]
[intense music builds]
[boat engine starts up]
[intense music escalates]
[gasps for air]
[groans wearily]
[music intensifies]
["At Last" by Eva Cassidy plays]
- ? You smiled? - [muffled straining]
# Oh, and then #
- [revellers cheer and chatter] - ? The spell was cast?
# And here we are #
- ? In heaven? - [Zephyr struggling, straining]
# For you are mine #
# At last #
# For you are mine #
# At last #
[soft acoustic guitar outro]
[song ends]
[gasps]
[Moses] Zeph Zeph.
Now, I know you think you don't want to watch
but deep down you do.
That's the thing about us men, man.
We don't really know what's inside
until it pops out.
And once that happens, there's really no stuffing it back in
[gasps]
Now, can either of you tell me
why the marlin is the sports fisherman's fish of choice?
Anyone? I'll give you a hint.
It's not because of her size
and it's not because of her beauty.
It's because of her fight.
See, every fisherman loves a good fight.
And you'll get a marlin and you'll fuckin' bring her
right in there, you'll get her up to the boat
and you'll think you got her and then fuckin', "Zzzzz!"
She makes another run for it.
And it's fuckin' exhilarating, man.
But the thing the fish doesn't realise
is that once that hook sets,
no matter how hard she runs,
it doesn't matter how many times
she's already in the boat.
And the game's rigged.
You know.
'Cause it's life and death for the fish,
but for the fisherman
it's just an afternoon of good old-fashioned fun.
Fun can't last forever though, can it?
Nah, nah.
Nah, sooner or later, the marlin must meet her fate
[water splashing]
- [water splashing] - [intense music builds]
[Zephyr gasping]
Oh, I'd hoped this'd be one for the ages.
I was right
[chuckles in disbelief.
Fuck, she's gonna turn those little arms and legs
into toothpicks.
Right, places, please!
And
action!
[motor cranks, cable whirrs]
Oh, fuck.
- Oh, fuck, be calm Be calm. - Stop, stop, stop Stop.
Stop!
Oh, fuck
[whimpering]
[Intense music rises]
[gasps]
- [menacing sting] - [Zephyr yelps]
Oi!
Get ya...
Go on, get out! It's not your night! Fuck...
[pants rapidly]
[sinister music builds]
Where are ya?
I know you're there, babe, or the bull wouldn't have left.
[Zephyr struggling]
[camera beeps]
[straining]
You just won't quit, will ya, Marlin?
Behind you!
[sinister music escalates]
Boo!
Argh!
[serene instrumental music]
[music turns menacing]
[menacing music builds]
[music crescendos]
[soft wondrous music]
[wondrous music builds slowly]
[music crescendos]
Where are ya, Marlin?
[tense pulsating music builds]
Ooby dooby, motherfucker
[fires spear gun]
[water splashes]
[gasps for air]
[splutters]
[yelps]
[intense music crescendos]
[water splashing]
[exhales heavily]
Zeph!
[laboured panting]
[softly] Zeph
[solemn piano music]
[dance music blaring in distance]
[gasps for air]
[dance music blaring in distance]
Moses? Hey Moses.
Hey, hey Moses, wake up.
Wake up.
W... Moses, please wake up.
Hey
[resolute orchestral music builds]
[flare pops]
Help!
[dance music blaring in distance]
Help!
[music stops]
[boat horn blares]
Moses Hey.
Hey Mo? Wake up
Moses, wake up Help is on the way.
Hey, please wake up Please.
Hey Hey, hey
Moses, hey, I want to tell you something.
When I said there's nothing for me on land,
there's you.
Okay?
Please wake up.
Oh, my God.
I knew it
[boat horn blares] - [Zephyr chuckles, sniffles]
[Teen Jesus, the Jean Teasers] ? Hey, baby, jump over here?
# When you do the ooby dooby I want to be near #
# Ooby dooby, ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, dooby dooby dooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby #
# Well, you wiggle to the left #
# Wiggle to the right #
# Do the ooby dooby with all of your might #
# Ooby dooby, ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, dooby dooby dooby dooby #
# Doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-wah #
# Well, you wriggle and shake like a big rattlesnake #
# Do the ooby dooby till you think her heart'll break #
# Ooby dooby, ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, dooby dooby dooby dooby #
# Doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-wah #
# Doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-waaaaah #
# Ooby dooby #
# Well, you've been struttin' 'cause now you know #
# How to do the ooby dooby, Now, baby, let's go #
# Ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, dooby dooby dooby dooby #
# Doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-wah #
# Hey, baby, jump over here #
# When you do the ooby dooby, I gotta be near #
# Ooby dooby #
# Ooby dooby, dooby dooby dooby dooby #
# Doo-wah, doo-wah Doo-wah-waaaaah. #
["Dangerous" by Ryan Bingham]
# Don't walk up close behind her #
# Don't whisper in her ear #
# Don't think you can outsmart her #
# For soon you'll disappear #
# Be careful what you wish for #
# Little fishes that you took #
# There's blood all in the water #
# And you just got the hook #
# No man will ever own her #
# She's dangerous #
# The queen below the water #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't ever swim above her #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't say I didn't warn ya #
# Don't tread where you're not ordered #
# Don't curse the way you say #
# Don't play the game I brought ya #
# The sickness on the rise #
# Don't sleep without the darkness #
# Don't dream without the light #
# The twisted mind inside ya #
# Is bound to feel the bite #
# No man will ever own her #
# She's dangerous #
# The queen below the water #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't ever swim above her #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't say I didn't warn ya #
# She's dangerous #
# No man will ever own her #
# She's dangerous #
# The queen below the water #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't ever swim above her #
# She's dangerous #
# Don't say I didn't warn ya #