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Hey, guys.

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This feels a bit like
an official moment, doesn't it?

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- The start of our holiday.
- Wonderful.

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- I'm so sick of packages.
- And roti rolls.

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None of that for the next six weeks.

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Wuuut! No roti for six weeks?

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No, I just mean
we don't have to think about work.

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- Hello.
- Hi there.

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What a surprise.

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Guys, let's see. This window
comes out first.

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All the radiators can be disconnected.

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Check the bathroom,
I think that needed to be done too.

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Sorry, but what is going on?

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What are you still doing here?

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You should be out.
Didn't you get the letter?

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Letter? What letter?

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About the renovation.
All the flats will be tackled.

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So everyone has to move out
for six weeks.

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- You mean this letter?
- That's the one.

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Erik.

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You threw out a letter
from the housing corporation?

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Dunno. I thought it was
an advertising brochure.

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Yes, we have to go. Temporary housing
in the German Quarter.

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- What? German Quarter?
- Screw the German Quarter, G.

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Sweethearts, it might be fun.
You don't know.

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It might be great.
And look what they'll do here.

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It'll be like this.

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It's going to be a real palace.

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New heat pump, underfloor heating,
new bathroom, the works.

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And energy-saving, you know.
Really special.

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You hear that? Special.
It'll be a palace.

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But you do have to get out tomorrow.

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Guys, are we done?

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- Bye.
- Yes, bye bye.

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- The German Quarter?
- That is so not chill, Dad.

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No man, really, no.

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Don't be so negative.
It might not be bad.

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It could be… you know… yeah.

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Really great. What do we know?

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And we can still go on vacation.

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I saved a bit of money every week,
so we can all go away together

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for ten days.

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Only ten?

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We'd still be in the German Quarter
for five weeks.

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Maybe we could stay with someone
the rest of the time.

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We happen to know someone
with a pool.

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Oh, no. No.

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Oh yes. We'll just ask.

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- Sure.
- Then we can go to Gran.

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You think he'd be okay with it?

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No. No, that's just not going to work.

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Come on, Dad. We're desperate,
you understand?

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No.

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I don't understand that at all.

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Why can't you go on vacation
for a few weeks?

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The money I make now is
barely enough for a week in the sun.

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Volkan and Mozes spend six weeks
in Antalya.

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Yes Dad, Volkan and Mozes stay
with family in Turkey, in Morocco.

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I could do that too
for six or eight weeks.

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You are our only family.

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Right. But it's not going to work.

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- Hey… Grandpa?
- Yes?

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- Where is Gran, anyway?
- She dumped me.

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- Oh?
- But I'm on that Tinder thing now.

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Forty-plus. Divorced without blame.

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Loaded with six zeros.
Bungalow with indoor pool.

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Wants children.

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And that got me messages
from 47 ladies.

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I want to give them all a chance.

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So I can't have a house
full of visitors.

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- Forty-plus?
- Yep.

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- Richard, you're 70.
- So? That's forty-plus, right?

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Did you say 'wants children'?

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Yes, have a nice second brood.

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I mean, the first one didn't really
measure up, did it?

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Come on, Richard.

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I'm telling the truth for once,
but there's no pleasing you. Anyway.

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What's your budget?

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Like I said: just enough
for one week in the sun.

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No, it depends a lot on
where you book that trip.

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Does it?

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Grandpa, you know this is
the German Quarter, right?

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Isn't this dangerous?

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Quit your moaning, you old woman.

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Just a nice place.
That's a beautiful bazaar.

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Anything you could wish for.

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Slippers, water pipes, flying carpets.
You want a gold Rolex?

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You can get it here. Anything you want.

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And there's also an excellent,
dirt-cheap travel agency in there.

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- In there? A travel agency?
- Do you know why it's so cheap?

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- Well?
- Because his rent is almost nothing.

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Alright? So you can book not one,
not three, but six weeks in the sun.

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That sounds pretty good.

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- Yeah.
- Cool.

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Yes.

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Hello. Hi.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Looking for something in particular?
- No, but I… Yes, I…

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Ooh, I like that lamp.
Jess, come see, for your room.

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- Good morning. Welcome.
- Hi, good morning.

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Thank you. I love your lamps.

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This is a nice one.

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- So where's that travel agent's?
- Come along.

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Wait. I spotted something beautiful.

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Straight on, that way, you can't miss it.

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Like I don't want to miss this gem.

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Wow.

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What?

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Four weeks in Turkey for…

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That's incredible.

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Pretty appealing, isn't it?

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I can't believe my eyes, man.
How is that even possible?

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You betcha it's possible.

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See, this bazaar… I'm
the market master here. The boss, like.

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I don't pay rent.
I have two more stalls down there.

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So I'm like: Why not offer bargain trips
and make people happy?

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That's me.
If you do well, you share it.

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- Right?
- Terrific.

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Hang on. Customer at the other stall.

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Have a look around, okay?

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Then we'll see how little you pay
for your dream holiday.

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- Well, it's for the whole family.
- Even better. Group discount.

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Let me go help that old lady
so I can offer you an extra discount.

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They'll buy anything.

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What can I do you for, madam?

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A phone charger please.

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One charger for the lady.
Here we are.

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This one doesn't come with that
but you should take it anyway.

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- It's important.
- Is that a charger?

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Yes. And I'll also do you

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three of these. And this one.

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Whoa, whoa.

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These mats, I'm sure you can use them.
There we go. Bam.

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Those too, very good to have.

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This is a lovely lamp,
I'd take that too if I were you.

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You do have to pay for that.

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And another thing, vitally important:

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You should take out an insurance.

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For 33 euros a month you can insure
all these wonderful items.

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Fine. I have a pension.

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Well, great.

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Just a sec. What is happening here?

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- Did you want to buy all this?
- I wanted a charger.

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This gentleman gave me
excellent advice.

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I'm all set for the next ten years.

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Let me get this straight.
All this stuff here.

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You're foisting this all on her, right?

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- Whoa, whoa.
- Am I right?

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Come here a sec.

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Why do you think
those trips are so cheap?

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Use your head. Play along, yeah?

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And I'll give you a massive discount.

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I'll just pack this all up for the lady.

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- No.
- Everything in the basket.

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Wait. I have principles.
You're being cheated outright.

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Please be sensible…

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And take out this great insurance
to safeguard all these lovely items.

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- You're just…
- Keep your hands off those things.

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- You're a crook.
- Am not.

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- Are too.
- Hands off.

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- What?
- Is that Daddy?

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You're a dirty swindler.

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I'm selling nice things to the lady.

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No. Guess what:
I'm doing a citizen's arrest.

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- Mind your own business.
- Right here, right now.

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I'll just go see what…

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- Is that right? Let go.
- No.

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- Let go.
- Put that back.

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- It's nothing to do with you.
- Yes, it is.

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- You know what's really strange?
- What?

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You're attacking me here
in my own stall. That's not right.

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Help. Police.

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Erik… Erik, are you okay?

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I can't take you anywhere.

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But that guy…

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You are in big trouble, dude.

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I'm calling the police. You're gonna
pay me back for every little thing.

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No, but…

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But I… I…

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What?

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Are you kidding me, Dad?

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- Hustle until you pay all this off?
- Daan, son… It's all so expensive.

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- It's all broken.
- This will take months, man.

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Daan, leave your dad alone, sweetie.

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It's bad enough, us having to move
to the German Quarter.

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Come on.

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- Daan, sweetie, come.
- Yeah.

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Laura?

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Honey, I…

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Lau.

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Put that on top.

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Wow, if you ask me, they'll…

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- You just keep quiet, honey.
- Oh. Sorry.

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Zero weeks of vacation, Dad.

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And the German Quarter too.

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You're close to your friends now.

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They're all away, Dad.
Literally all of them.

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That's your mess, that is.

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- I had that yesterday.
- Hey, Paul.

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Hi.

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- Hey, Paul.
- Hi, Erik.

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Hey.

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- Would you like a sandwich?
- I sure would. Great.

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- Here you go.
- What's on it?

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Mature cheese.

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Have a nice vacation, Paul.
Or whatever you call this.

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- Love you.
- Great.

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Want a bite? Bite?

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closed for the holidays

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It's probably pretty crowded,
that German Quarter.

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Easy to make new friends.

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Remember what I said about keeping
quiet? Go back to doing that.

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Hey gringo, come here.

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Come here. We're playing blue-ass.
We need one more guy.

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Come on, dawg, get over here.
I know you can do it.

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Daan, they want to play.
Go on, make new friends.

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Next time, bros.
Got to check out my new crib.

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- What?
- TF? His new crib? Here?

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You know?

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Er, what? But they…

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Hey, guys.

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Coffeehouse?

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Yes, coffee.

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Nice. Coffee.

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- Good?
- Sure.

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Erik!

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Crazy gringo.

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- Bro.
- Yeah?

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- For sure, man.

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- That's crazy, man. Here in our hood.
- Yeah, trash everywhere.

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- Trash here, trash there.
- I'm not talking about this trash.

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I'm talking about those gringo's.

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I thought you meant the collection
schedule. They didn't come today.

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That's bad, but those gringo's
are worse. Taking over the hood.

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- Hi.
- Hello, gentlemen.

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- Hello, welcome. Hi.
- Come on, kids.

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- Hey, that looks good.
- Turn left.

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Hello, ma'am.

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- Hello, gentlemen.
- Nice flowers. Good job.

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See, they'll take over
the entire hood, dawg.

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With their scented candle shops
and yoga retreats and spiceless food.

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- I'm hating it, man.
- You're right, bro.

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Oh.

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Well, that looks almost exactly
like home.

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I'm so terribly sorry.

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- I failed.
- No, listen.

249
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,239
This summer is nothing
like we imagined.

250
00:14:55,240 --> 00:15:00,480
But if we don't try to make something
of it, it will feel absolutely endless.

251
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,240
So from now on I'm purely positive.

252
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,719
There we go.

253
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,319
- Do you mean that?
- Yes.

254
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,760
I'm going to enjoy it
like this here is my vacation.

255
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,320
Okay, I'm in.

256
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,880
Wonderful. Holiday in the
German Quarter. Let's go.

257
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,159
- Really?
- Sure, Dad.

258
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,319
The sun shines here on the balcony too.

259
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,559
Lovely. We've been
through tougher times.

260
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,319
Quit being so positive.

261
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,199
Have you gone nuts or what?

262
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,119
Dad, you screwed up our vacation
and I will not pretend to have fun.

263
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,359
To have fun here

264
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,079
you need a bulldozer
to wreck the whole block.

265
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,159
I'm going on vacation.

266
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,359
I'll earn the money myself,
I'll be hustling, I'll make bread.

267
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,519
Bread?

268
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,920
Yes, bread, that's right.

269
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:53,399
I'll pay for my own vacation.
Bloody heck.

270
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,800
And this is my room!

271
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,400
That was the toilet.

272
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,880
So anyway, this is my room.

273
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,999
Well, it's only Daan.

274
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,040
By tomorrow he won't remember
this is a different area.

275
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,599
I'll work really hard
and pay off my debts.

276
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:22,280
And then, I promise you,
we'll go on a vacation after all.

277
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,640
Lovely.

278
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,840
This won't last long.

279
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,840
Right.

280
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,360
Lau?

281
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,760
Lau?

282
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,920
Are you sleeping? Lau?

283
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,480
Shit.

284
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,319
There.

285
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,399
Dad, thanks for the ride.

286
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,479
Sure, no problem. I had to go
to the town hall anyway.

287
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,639
- Your third mother wants a divorce.
- She's not my third mother.

288
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,159
No, the fourth, yeah.

289
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,959
She'll be gone when I sign the papers.

290
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,279
No, you listen to your old man.

291
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,280
Chin up. Work hard.
Don't let them screw you.

292
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,479
- That Dolf really screwed me.
- No complaining.

293
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,480
Just get stuck in and do the work.

294
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,679
You look a little like
a pregnant capybara.

295
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,919
What did I just tell you?

296
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,719
- Chin?
- Up.

297
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,759
- Yes. And don't let them?
- Screw me.

298
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,200
Good. Now run along, son.
Chop chop.

299
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,719
Wow. Good morning to you too.
- Hi.

300
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,319
I suddenly fancy a nice big bara.

301
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,200
And a bottle of pop.

302
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,880
Is that your roti stall in there?

303
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,280
Yes.

304
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,360
Open every day.

305
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,039
- Good morning everybody.
- Good morning.

306
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,840
- Hi.
- Excuse me, we're closed.

307
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,599
We open at ten, you can come in
via the main entrance.

308
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,279
No, er, I…

309
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,159
I'm here to work.

310
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,959
I have to pay off my debts.

311
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,320
Did you fight with Dolf?

312
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,919
Well, fight, it was…

313
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,440
- Hey.
- Hi.

314
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,719
We had a little run-in and I'm here
to work off the debt.

315
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,399
Well, hats off to you.

316
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,200
That is really something.

317
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,999
Erik van Kampen.

318
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,919
Janero.

319
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,320
Nice to meet you.

320
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,520
- Shall I…
- Dolf?

321
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,200
Excuse me.

322
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,519
- Erik van Kampen!
- Yes.

323
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,319
You're on time, very good.
I wasn't expecting that.

324
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,320
- I'm always very punctu…
- Here.

325
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,560
Put that on and come with me. Hurry.

326
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,319
Put this on first
or come with you first?

327
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,600
Giving me trouble already?

328
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,119
So, Erik, that Bazaar uniform
fits like a glove.

329
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,479
Most people look like idiots
wearing that.

330
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,199
But it's really flattering on you.
Were you…

331
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,399
Oh, shit.

332
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,279
Were you ill when you were young?
Body deformity, is that it?

333
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,199
No.

334
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,679
No, of course not.

335
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,919
No, I don't think so.

336
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,919
I even think it's, like, illegal
to say that to me.

337
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,520
Stop talking. Just listen.

338
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,839
I'll be your boss
for the next five weeks, right?

339
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,279
I'll keep a close eye on you
while you pay me back every cent…

340
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,240
…of the items you destroyed.
And it's a lot, Erik. Here.

341
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,040
Have a look.

342
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,880
No. What…

343
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,679
That's…

344
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,879
That much?

345
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,559
Yes. Pretty tragic.

346
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,799
What? But…

347
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,760
55 laptops?

348
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:43,239
Wide screen TVs?
I never broke any of that.

349
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:47,919
Well, now. This list was carefully
compiled by the police.

350
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,079
But I just fell against
something else by accident.

351
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,119
I didn't break those things.

352
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,240
Are you saying the police are
stupid idiots?

353
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,279
- That they're getting it all wrong?
- No.

354
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,559
Shall I call them to say you said that?

355
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,199
I didn't say that.

356
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,480
- Then who did?
- You just said that.

357
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,039
The police will be
very interested in this.

358
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,840
A repeat offender making
bold comments about the system.

359
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,199
No, but I… Forget it, it's fine.
Never mind.

360
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,679
I'll pay off my debt
and you'll be rid of me.

361
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,800
That's what I thought.

362
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,359
I'm psyched about this.

363
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,199
Why don't you start
with some sweeping, eh? Here.

364
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,320
7000 square metres.
So roll up those sleeves.

365
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,160
Nice, right?
Good luck, Erik.

366
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,040
- Chin up.
- Hey, Dad.

367
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,879
Hey, Daan. What are you doing here?

368
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,200
Whaddayamean? Working, Dad.
In prostitution.

369
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,800
What?

370
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,800
Distribution. Something wrong
with your eyes, or what?

371
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,200
But it's the school holidays.

372
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,240
Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik,
Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik.

373
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,799
I'll make such a
sick amount of money here

374
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,440
that I can leave
that shitty German area.

375
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,159
- How did you get this job?
- I applied for it. Hard graft.

376
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,039
Don't worry, I'll organise
my own vacation.

377
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,360
Bang! Mic is dropped.

378
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,000
Oops.

379
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,160
Mic is still dropped.

380
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,760
Yo.

381
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,839
Here we are.

382
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,720
Oh, yummy. With froth and everything.

383
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,919
We'll just pretend to be on vacation.

384
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,079
Yes, great.

385
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,639
In a French café.

386
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,559
Exactly.

387
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,559
Then this is the croissant.

388
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,760
Ooh la la.

389
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,279
- I have to say, I really like it here.
- Do you?

390
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,319
Yes.

391
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:05,839
Oh, I discovered they have a community
centre with summer activities.

392
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,999
Ooh.

393
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,399
Free for anyone
living in the German Quarter.

394
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,440
Okay.

395
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,520
- What do you think?
- You had me at 'free'.

396
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,360
Hey, Jan?

397
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,520
Jan, he's our man.

398
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:42,599
Yeah, well, my real name is Janero.
But all my pals call me Jan.

399
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,320
Okay, Jan. A Dutch name
because you are a…

400
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,200
A Dutchman, yes.

401
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,800
My parents, they were from Suriname.

402
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,640
Right. Yes.

403
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,840
Wow.

404
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,480
- What are you reading, may I ask?
- Oh.

405
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:10,439
Well, my favourite writers are
Harry Mulisch, Gerard Reve.

406
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,479
But I'm going through
a guilty pleasure phase

407
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,239
of crime novels,
espionage and thrillers.

408
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,959
- That kind of thing.
- Right.

409
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,679
Trust me, nothing is more neuronally
pleasing than a fat, exciting novel.

410
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,880
- Neuronally?
- Yeah.

411
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,799
- Hey.
- Hi.

412
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,359
Do you know what I thought
when you walked away just now?

413
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,839
What did you think?

414
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,920
If I don't go see her now,
I'll regret it forever.

415
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,199
You thought that, huh?

416
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:51,959
Yes, and other stuff besides, but
I can't really… say that out loud here.

417
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,840
Hm.

418
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,239
- You and I were made for each other.
- You and I?

419
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,080
Yes.

420
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,719
Okay.

421
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,719
Because I find you wildly attractive.

422
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,960
Oh.

423
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,439
You know what I find
wildly attractive in a man?

424
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,600
Er… Well, I can guess.

425
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,919
- So?
- If he takes you out to dinner.

426
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,279
Oh.

427
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,999
And buys you expensive presents.

428
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,159
Well no, not really.

429
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,599
No?

430
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,199
I like originality.

431
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,839
- Originality?
- Yes indeedy.

432
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:32,439
Originality, oh honey, that makes me
so incredibly hot.

433
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,159
That gets me really excited.

434
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:40,360
Restaurants and expensive presents
have nothing on that.

435
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,439
Hey, I can be original.

436
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,560
- I can't wait, tiger.
- Yup.

437
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,760
Here it is.

438
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,560
- Looks alright.
- Yeah.

439
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,280
Ma, gotta go.

440
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,120
- Hey, hello. Hi.
- Hello.

441
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,639
Look.

442
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,319
- Great, Indonesian cooking.
- You'd really like that.

443
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,639
Martial arts. Self-defence.
Zumba. Zumba with Amber.

444
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,159
- Shuffleboard.
- Shuffleboard!

445
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,239
Mum, salsa classes.
I always wanted to do that.

446
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,319
We could go together,
it's for young and old.

447
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,759
- Yes, maybe.
- Isn't that great?

448
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Yes.

449
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,919
Tarot readings? Cool.

450
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,760
- Yoga? I'd love that.
- Yes.

451
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,559
We'd like to ask about the courses. Are
there any workshops still available?

452
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,999
And salsa, is that advanced,
or also for beginners?

453
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,560
Let me check for you.

454
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,680
So, that's… er… Well.

455
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,080
Two bits of good news. It's not
full yet, and it's for beginners.

456
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,479
- Well, terrific.
- Perfect.

457
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,879
May I offer you each a ticket strip?

458
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,079
So you won't miss anything
this vacation.

459
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,799
- 21 free classes?
- Yes.

460
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,959
- We'll do it.
- Yeah?

461
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,280
It starts this very afternoon.
I'll make the call.

462
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,560
Cool.

463
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,920
- Yo.
- Hi. Hey, this is great, man.

464
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,679
- Innit.
- Can't believe they still exist.

465
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,359
- Great. Vinyl.
- Yes.

466
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,360
- Cool.
- He's screwing you over, you know.

467
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,520
That Dolf, I mean.

468
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,479
He's an asshole, man.

469
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,400
And you?

470
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,039
Your situation is pretty fucked up.

471
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,600
Yes, I kind of worked that out.

472
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,439
But hey. Respect.

473
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,919
Anyone fighting with that guy
is a friend of mine.

474
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,199
Pleased to meet you. Jay.

475
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,359
I'm Erik van Kampen.

476
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,759
Hello, Erik van Kampen.

477
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,399
Hey, I love this. Really good.

478
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,279
- You have a cool stall.
- Thanks.

479
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,759
- Great stuff.
- Thank you.

480
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,200
Do you happen to have
a Sensiz Olmaz CD?

481
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,319
- Sensiz Olmaz?
- Yeah.

482
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,159
- Is that your thing?
- Sure is.

483
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,279
Okay, intense, intense.

484
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,880
- I'm an emotional guy.
- Okay, let me see.

485
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,560
Here we are.

486
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,320
A golden oldie.

487
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,360
- That's the one.
- Innit?

488
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,640
- How much?
- Ten.

489
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,880
Don't overthink it, I always say.

490
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,959
Here you go.

491
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,199
No, wait. It's not ten.

492
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,200
You have to haggle.

493
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,239
I say ten, you say three.
I say seven and we end on five.

494
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,080
This is the Bazaar. The black market.

495
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,440
There. Haggled like a pro.

496
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,480
Careful, old man.

497
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,720
I have an order for Mohammed Muller.

498
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,039
Yo, gringo. Wanna be
Max Verstappen or what?

499
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,519
Watcha, boys.
Why are you hanging out here?

500
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,719
I'm Mohammed Muller.
You have a package?

501
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,039
Good to see you.
Got a consignment here.

502
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,439
- This for me?
- Yeah.

503
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,759
So what are you doing here?

504
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,639
What kind of question is that?

505
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,120
I'm driving up in one sick vehicle.
You think I nicked it?

506
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,959
I work here. Manifest. Hustle.
You know the drill.

507
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,879
What about you guys? Not playing
blue-ass in the square then?

508
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,039
No, man. This computer store
is my uncle's.

509
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040
That one is my cousin's.

510
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,919
Yeah, and my dad owns that one,
but he's not here right now.

511
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,319
Neat, neat.

512
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,479
Good brands. Really fresh.

513
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,279
And a computer specialist in da house,
handy handy.

514
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,080
In one word: so Gucci.

515
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,520
This gringo knows it, man.

516
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,320
White boy knows everything.

517
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,519
- Will you be here tomorrow?
- Bro, we're here all summer.

518
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,720
Fuckin' awesome.
<i>Wahed</i> fuckin' awesome.

519
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,559
<i>Yalla,</i> take it easy, white boy.
Put the siren on.

520
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,200
- White boy is one crazy soldier.
- He's a warrior.

521
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,559
- Two pairs of slippers, 15 euros.
- Two pairs of slippers, 14 euros.

522
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,199
A much better offer, only 13 euros.

523
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,879
- Two slippers, 12 euros.
- 11 euros.

524
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,959
- 10.
- 9.

525
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,079
- 8.
- 7.

526
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,119
- 6 euros.
- 5 euros and free socks.

527
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,039
Okay, two slippers, free socks, 4 euros.

528
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,279
Slippers, free socks and a cap, 3 euros.

529
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,359
Okay, okay, okay.

530
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,479
Slippers, socks, cap, apple,
scratch card. 2 euros.

531
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,039
- Scratch card?
- Yeah, whatever.

532
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,919
- Why scratch card?
- Good deal, innit.

533
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,439
Really good deal.
I'll have this deal, twice.

534
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,879
So four pairs of slippers, two pairs
of socks, two bags of apples

535
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,199
two caps, and again,
two scratch cards. Bring it on.

536
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,119
- Did you take notes?
- Gimme that deal.

537
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,879
- No, go away.
- You go away.

538
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,359
- Get out of here.
- You.

539
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,999
- You. I've been here longer than you.
- Longer than me?

540
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,359
When I got here,
Moroccans were still tourists.

541
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,080
When I got here,
the Germans had just left.

542
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,039
Hey, bro. That's the white guy, man.

543
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,519
- Hey.
- That's him.

544
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,879
Man, you're a warrior, man.

545
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,999
- A true warrior.
- What you did to Dolf…

546
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,159
Fantastic what you did, dude.

547
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,599
- Sami, let him go, I'll give him tea.
- I'll give him tea and baklava.

548
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,719
I'll give him tea, baklava, slippers,
socks, cap, apples and a scratch card.

549
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,119
- One tea for me.
- Okay.

550
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,520
- Nice. Respect, man.
- This way, come on.

551
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,159
Will there be anyone else, you think?

552
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,319
I should think everyone wants to learn
the Indonesian cuisine, no?

553
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,399
Hey, great, you're here already.

554
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,559
- Are we early?
- No, not at all. Right on time.

555
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,519
Everything is ready. Yes.

556
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,399
You can go into the room
and your instructor will be right there.

557
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,320
Okay. Thank you.

558
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,000
No. No. Yes.

559
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,720
- Let's see how this goes.
- Yes, let's.

560
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,800
Apparently it's just us, so…

561
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,119
<i>Selamat pagi.</i>
Hello, welcome.

562
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,839
That's right. Isn't this cosy?

563
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Welcome.

564
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,879
<i>Selamat!</i>

565
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,839
<i>Selamat.</i>

566
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,399
My name is Abdurrahman Bakali.

567
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,119
I'll take you on a culinary trip
around Indonesia. Right?

568
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,039
We'll make some lovely
authentic dishes today.

569
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,160
And with whom do I have the pleasure?
Ma'am?

570
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,359
It's Laura. But I saw you just now
at the door.

571
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,799
Mandor? No, I'm not from Mandor.

572
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,279
I'm from Bengkulu. South of Sumatra.
Yes, that's where I'm from.

573
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,879
Yeah? I could have sworn
I saw you at the…

574
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,999
No, no. Not at all. You are mistaken.

575
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,480
You brought your younger sister?

576
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,799
This is my daughter, Jessica.

577
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,799
Goodness me, your daughter.
Pretty girl.

578
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,799
Welcome to you too. I am Abdurrahman,
from Indonesia.

579
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,199
Today we will make a dish
handed down from father to son.

580
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,999
An authentic dish,
not just any old recipe.

581
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,040
A vegetarian gado-gado.

582
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,480
<i>Bismillah.</i>

583
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,760
Without spilling.

584
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,600
Here you go.

585
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,199
We'll add a little wok oil.

586
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,160
Just a splash. Like this. Tiny splash.

587
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,280
Tiny.

588
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,320
Okay, open the bottle first.

589
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,799
I cranked up my pool temperature
to 25.

590
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,960
How about I put this on ice?

591
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,399
I'll admit that's pretty original.

592
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,999
But I didn't bring my bikini.

593
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,320
Not a problem.

594
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,880
Nah.

595
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,159
- Is this what we said?
- Er, no.

596
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,919
I just thought today
we could change it up.

597
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,440
You have a list. Right?

598
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,919
Yes, but… come on.

599
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,160
The people enjoy it.
They like this music.

600
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,120
Is this a dance club?

601
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,480
Huh? Yes or no?
Is it a dance club?

602
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,960
- No, Mr Dolf.
- No.

603
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,680
This is a bazaar
and at a bazaar you play bazaar music.

604
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,640
Lovely.

605
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,040
Erik van Kampen to the office.
Erik van Kampen, office, now!

606
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,440
So, Erik.

607
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,920
I can see you like it here.

608
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,599
Yes, I basically… get on well
with all the others.

609
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,319
So that's, like, pretty…

610
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,439
I think that's nice.

611
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,359
Nice?

612
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,079
Yes, to me that's…
Very pleasant.

613
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,919
Certainly good. Really good.

614
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,880
You'll enjoy it even more
as you'll be here a bit longer.

615
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,319
Er, as I'll…?
- Oh, yeah.

616
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,359
Small clerical error.
I wasn't entirely alert.

617
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,599
I forgot to take your Bazaar uniform
into account.

618
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,079
Those are expenses, obviously.

619
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,559
- For this… uniform?
- Yep.

620
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,080
Or did you think I have thousands
of those lying around for free?

621
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,799
I adjusted the sum of your debt.

622
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,199
- You can't just… that's not…
- The police have already okayed it.

623
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,319
But, you know

624
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,079
if you have a problem with it,
I'd be happy to give them a call

625
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,120
to say you're making trouble again.

626
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,879
- No, you don't have to.
- Oh?

627
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,119
It's more about, er…

628
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,880
how you suddenly…

629
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,120
Well.

630
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,560
This resembles a lot of things,
but Indonesian food ain't one of them.

631
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,839
We had such a good time, Grandpa.
It's a vegetarian meal, even.

632
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,080
Oh yeah, check it out.

633
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,159
It's vegetarian alright.

634
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,799
A nice vegetarian corn-fed chicken.

635
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,479
That Mo at the community centre
was funny, but we had a great time.

636
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Admit it, it's pretty good, for a non-
vegetarian Moroccan-Indonesian meal.

637
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,279
Un-be-liev-able.

638
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,600
Seriously. I cannot believe this.
It's mind-blowing.

639
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,399
What's he doing here?

640
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,319
Welcome.

641
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,719
Honey, we have a lot of
Indonesian food left over, so.

642
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,759
But sweetie, are you okay?

643
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,639
No. No, I'm not okay. Not at all.

644
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,479
This uniform that this Dolf Dekker
makes me wear

645
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,719
is obligatory, but he's charging me
for it. I have to pay.

646
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,119
He forces me to wear it
and I have to pay.

647
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,519
That's another two days' work.
I'll never go on vacation this way.

648
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,159
That can't be right.
Can't you make a complaint?

649
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,119
Where? To whom?
The complaints desk?

650
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,879
Guess who mans the complaints desk?
Dolf Dekker himself.

651
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,759
He'll see me coming a mile off with
my complaint. 'I want to complain.'

652
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,839
He'll eat me alive.

653
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,599
It's an old trick, boy.

654
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,719
They give you free shoes

655
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,559
but once they're worn,
you get the bill.

656
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,920
So the harder you work,
the more you pay.

657
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,319
Richard, you're not helping.

658
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,680
Sweetie, it'll be alright.

659
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,679
No, it won't.

660
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,959
No, this will not be alright.
This is just…

661
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,439
That Dolf Dekker determines everything.

662
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,199
I could still be at that bazaar
in 40 years

663
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,119
sweeping the floors with my broom.

664
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,959
Something must be done.
We must do something.

665
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,039
"We?"

666
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,440
Me, then. I must do something.

667
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,919
Bloody heck, what's this?

668
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,920
Sweetie, calm down.

669
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,199
Honey. Don't make a fuss.

670
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,679
No. Bloody heck. Do me a favour.
Hello?

671
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,239
- Calm down.
- I can at least say something.

672
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,880
Bloody heck.

673
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,280
Bro, these sunflower seeds
are wicked, man. Wait, wait.

674
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,279
Check it.

675
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,799
- Really awesome.
- Guys.

676
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,919
Please, think about your neighbours.

677
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,119
- I keep telling you that.
- You're doing it too.

678
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,479
No, I spit all my seeds into the bushes.

679
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,959
- Look what you're doing.
- That's just one seed.

680
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,559
Exactly one too many.

681
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,200
I don't mean the seeds,
I mean the music.

682
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,440
- What? You thought that's our music?
- There's no sound here.

683
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,520
You seriously thought that was us?

684
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,199
- Wow.
- Double wow.

685
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,280
I thought…

686
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,000
- You're <i>thoughting</i> too much.
- We know what you think.

687
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,560
Here.

688
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,080
- No, Erik.
- Bad idea, that.

689
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,439
- Dolf? You live here?
- What do you want?

690
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:44,319
What do I want? That music is way
too loud. This is a residential area.

691
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,039
- Are you serious?
- Deadly serious.

692
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,079
I worked hard all day,
I want a quiet evening at home.

693
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,479
Well, I want music.

694
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,519
Hang on a minute.
That's not how it works.

695
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,159
The rules are different here.
This is not your bazaar.

696
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:02,640
The neighbourhood rules apply here.
That's what we have here, rules.

697
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,760
Beat it, dude.

698
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,720
Piss off now.

699
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,439
Out!

700
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,839
- Turn it down.
- Out.

701
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,600
Idiot. Clear off.

702
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,879
Bro, respect, man.

703
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,679
- What you just did…
- I swear, no one has the guts.

704
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,839
Gimme five, pal. For real.

705
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,559
I don't get why no one has the guts.

706
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,280
Because they know what happens
if you go there.

707
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,000
Yeah bro, 100 percent trouble.

708
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,240
He has no power over me.

709
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,680
This is outside working hours.

710
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,879
What?

711
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,279
- 700 euros?
- Well.

712
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,199
I'm not paying 700 euros
to rent a cleaning trolley?

713
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,759
Yes you are. Unless you have
your own cleaning trolley?

714
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,519
Of course I don't.

715
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,999
Then you rent one, or you can't
pay off your debt, friend.

716
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,119
- I'm not your friend.
- No.

717
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,440
You're my slave.
I also added two days.

718
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,760
Enjoy your vacation.

719
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,079
- Hey, wait.
- No, no, no.

720
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,439
Erik, bro. I told you.

721
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,679
He is heartless, but he'll find out.

722
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,279
Don't get me started on Dolf.
Horrible man.

723
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,439
I commented on the rent once.

724
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,119
Next day it went up 300, man.

725
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,599
I woke up with a horse's head
in my bed. He's nuts.

726
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,879
And his musical taste is awful.

727
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,959
I can never play Aptijt
or a Surinamese album.

728
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,799
If I do, brabam!
No music in my stall for a week.

729
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,640
Brabam?

730
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,759
But surely we can do something?

731
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,600
Yeah.

732
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,479
Drown our sorrows. In coffee.

733
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,799
Get out of here. I need something
stronger than coffee.

734
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800
Coffee…

735
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,040
Coffee?

736
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,120
I am Mehmet Claus.
Welcome to my coffeehouse.

737
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,599
Erik van Kampen.

738
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,520
- Hey Erik, want some coffee?
- I'd love some.

739
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,120
We would too. Two coffees please.

740
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:15,920
Dad?

741
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,160
What are you doing here?

742
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,920
It's a coffeehouse. I'm having coffee.

743
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,999
Furkan has parked his fat ass
on a Turkish beach.

744
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,120
I need my daily java, don't I?
And happily…

745
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,239
Claus is open all summer.

746
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,280
- It's Mehmet.
- Yes, whatever, Claus.

747
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,279
Thanks.

748
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,199
This is Sami and Said.

749
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,239
- Hey, Richard.
- Sami.

750
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,680
- Hey, Said.
- Richard. The dad.

751
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,640
Well, guys.

752
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,360
Here's to our misfortune.

753
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,120
Misfortune?

754
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,040
Are you seriously drinking to
your misfortune? Are you crazy?

755
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,119
Dad, we can't help it.

756
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,480
I'm not the only one
getting screwed over.

757
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,480
- Everyone there is stuck.
- Stuck?

758
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:11,040
Am I talking to the 1982 Olympics
ladies' korfball team?

759
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,079
Hey, now. Korfball is a mixed sport,
you know.

760
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,479
Now he knows the rules
of korfball. Knock it off.

761
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,599
Am I the only one with balls
around here?

762
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,879
You can't let that Dolf rule your life.

763
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,799
Oh, but he's clever.

764
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,120
Yes, very clever. He works in a concrete
warehouse with no heating.

765
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,599
- No offense.
- I don't mind.

766
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,680
I mind.

767
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Look, boys.

768
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,039
A guy like Dolf always has a secret.

769
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,639
That's what you have to figure out.

770
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,399
A laptop with info, or a basement
with all kinds of stuff.

771
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,160
Once you know his secret, he's toast.

772
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,920
- He'll be toast.
- Yes. Resistance.

773
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,080
- Resistance.
- Resistance. We're on it.

774
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,119
- We're on it.
- He's right. Resistance.

775
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,280
- Resistance.
- Resistance.

776
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,320
- Resistance.
- Jesus.

777
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,199
He's mad. He wanted that dress
for two euros.

778
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,880
I'm like, bro, two euros?

779
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,680
Here. For you.

780
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,920
- What is this?
- Read it.

781
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,600
- Are you for real? Is this for real?
- Oh yeah, man.

782
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,080
We're with you.

783
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,280
If we're messing up Dolf, I'm in.

784
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,759
This is Hunger Games energy, man.

785
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,719
Resistance.

786
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,319
- Ka-kaa.
- What are you doing?

787
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,280
- Battle cry. Makes sense, right?
- No.

788
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,999
Resistance is something
you do quietly, dude.

789
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,719
Suddenly he's a resistance specialist,
I swear.

790
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,239
Don't go yelling your head off.

791
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,919
- Ka-kaa, ka-kaa.
- Hey, shut it.

792
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,079
- Ka-kaa.
- Bro, stop that.

793
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,479
- Ka-kaa.
- I'm telling you.

794
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,000
Ka-kaa, ka-kaa, ka…

795
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,159
Great to see you.

796
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,599
I was just talking to
the aikido instructor.

797
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,239
- He's waiting for you in the gym.
- Aikido.

798
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,879
- Great. Self-defence.
- Yeah.

799
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,399
- He's in there, you say?
- At the far end.

800
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,759
- I hope he's a really nice instructor.
- I hope so too.

801
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,000
Have fun.

802
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,400
<i>Onegai shimasu</i> .

803
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:52,799
I will be your aikido instructor today.
Ali Seagal.

804
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,119
Ali Seagal.

805
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,719
Ai… si… na Sea… gal.

806
00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:01,439
Ali Seagal. Steven Seagal's brother.

807
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,039
Also an aikido grand master.

808
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:09,519
Trained in the dojos
of Nagasaki and Tokyo.

809
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,880
<i>Hoti, sai.</i>

810
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,520
<i>Hai.</i>

811
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,360
<i>Hiya.</i>

812
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,520
<i>Hai.</i>

813
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,399
Yes, hi. I'm Laura.

814
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,199
<i>Hai,</i> Laura. Hi, Laura.

815
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,559
Hi, I'm Jessica.

816
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,760
<i>Hai,</i> Jessica.

817
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,600
Okay. Always assume
the fighting stance.

818
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,400
<i>Hai.</i>

819
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,280
You never know
where danger comes from!

820
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,880
Right.

821
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,680
<i>Hai, hai.</i>

822
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,519
Ha ta ta ta ta.

823
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,240
<i>Hai,</i> closer, <i>hai.</i>

824
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,760
Make fist.

825
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,839
And hit me.

826
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,120
- Ouch!
- Oh.

827
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,880
On the count of three
you hit me.

828
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,680
One, two, three.

829
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,359
<i>- Hai.</i>
- No, I'm good.

830
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,239
- Ha ta ta ta ta.
- No, no.

831
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,400
Ha ta ta ta ta.

832
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,640
One, two, three.

833
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,520
Kick me.

834
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,320
Oh, sorry.

835
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,960
- Sorry.
- Mum.

836
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,840
Here.

837
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,200
On the count of three.

838
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,279
- Yes. No.
- No.

839
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,560
- What?
- No.

840
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:52,640
- Okay Daan, you know what to do.
<i>- Si, padre.</i> Warn you when he comes.

841
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,920
Nice.

842
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,480
Cool.

843
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,519
Okay, Dolf is taking a dump
so we have about 14 minutes.

844
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,279
Excellent. I officially open
this resistance meeting.

845
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,080
We all know Dolf does something bad,
but what is it?

846
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,479
That computer in his office.
I'm sure we can find something there.

847
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,959
I saw his house. It looked iffy,
stuffed with merchandise.

848
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,479
All things that are supposed to be
delivered wrong.

849
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,959
Any slippers there?

850
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,039
Yes, I saw those.

851
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,799
See? Those are my slippers
right there, man.

852
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,199
- Or mine.
- Why?

853
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,119
How can you tell they're yours?

854
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,799
- They're mine. Makes sense.
- Those are my slippers.

855
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,199
Yours are rubbish. Mine look good.

856
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,399
- Mine. Mine. Mine.
- Ka-kaa, ka-kaa!

857
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,319
Okay, okay.

858
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,119
They're yours.

859
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,079
- Shush.
- Guys.

860
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,599
Guys, please. Come on.

861
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,639
If we can link that merch
to his computer files

862
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,839
we can prove he's running a scam.

863
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,319
Yes, okay, but how do we
get those things?

864
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,759
Jan and I made a plan,
based on a book.

865
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,959
<i>- Escape From Hell.</i>
- Yes.

866
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,479
Good book, or so I hear.
It's about escaping from…

867
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,880
Erik. Tick tock.
We're on the clock here.

868
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,879
We have to steal the files
from his computer.

869
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,039
- Can it be done?
- What if he catches us?

870
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,959
He'll be seriously mad, man.

871
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,519
- And then what?
- Isn't this dangerous?

872
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,159
Folks. Please. Think positive, come on.

873
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,440
It can be done if we stick together.

874
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,719
Jan?

875
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,160
Okay, here's what we'll do.

876
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,920
- What's this then?
- We're here to help you, bro.

877
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,920
Bam! Air support
with Ozzie at the wheel.

878
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,320
- I adapted this one myself.
- Nice one, bro.

879
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,360
So, Roxy distracts Dolf in her stall.

880
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,520
That gives Sami and Said just enough
time to go to his office.

881
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,760
Meanwhile, Erik and I take pictures
at Dolf's place.

882
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,799
- And Jay?
- I keep everyone connected.

883
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,639
Exactly. Music headquarters.

884
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,439
Just like
<i>Escape From Hell.</i>

885
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,959
- I do have one little question.
- Go on.

886
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,360
Do we get codenames?

887
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,319
What are you on about?

888
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,639
Codenames.
Something like Black Panther.

889
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,879
Okay look, if anyone's
a Black Panther, it's me, right?

890
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,519
Okay, you're Black Panther,
I'm Sick Leopard.

891
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,919
- Sick Leopard?
- Yeah, Sick Leopard.

892
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,439
Not sick as in ill, but you know,
awesome. Sick. Sick Leopard.

893
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,919
Listen, you're sick in the head.

894
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,319
And you've got a spotty ass,
so you're good.

895
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,159
- "You're good." What the hey?
- I don't talk like that.

896
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,399
You do. Want me to punch you?

897
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,879
- Why would I?
- Just a few minutes.

898
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,800
- Tap, tap, tap. No.
- I get to punch you now.

899
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,679
- Careful, he'll see you.
- What's that?

900
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:11,840
Get back, back.

901
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,439
- Whose drone was that?
- Drone?

902
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,839
- What is a drone?
- That flying thing.

903
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,640
Did you see it? I didn't see anything.

904
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,120
Where's Janero?

905
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,800
Where is everybody?

906
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,040
Where's Daan?

907
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,480
- Come on. Quickly.
- Shush.

908
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:16,600
Is it real resistance?
With a sign and everything?

909
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,279
Is that really wise?

910
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,599
Honey, the man terrorizes everybody
at The Bazaar.

911
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,239
Really everybody.

912
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,199
This too, what we hear now. This.

913
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,959
That's him too. That's him.

914
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:34,679
I know, but… Breaking in
and taking pictures, Erik?

915
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:40,399
Honey, the only way to stop him
is for everybody to work together.

916
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:44,399
Drop by tomorrow and I'll
introduce you to the others.

917
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,759
Great.

918
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:51,280
No, sounds great, but I've got class
tomorrow at the community centre.

919
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,840
- Again?
- Isn't that cool? One a day.

920
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,960
Good night, sweetie.

921
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,800
- Oh, my feet are cold.
- Alright.

922
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:17,920
Pablo!

923
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Oh, Pablo.

924
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,360
Pen.

925
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,959
- You can work a computer?
- Leave it to me.

926
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,840
So what we'll do is simply…

927
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,759
Claus, bring on that coffee.

928
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,399
Or I'll have to give everyone here CPR.

929
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,840
- Dad, behave.
- I am behaving.

930
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,879
Even his mum's funeral
was a lot livelier.

931
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,599
- Five coffees for table five.
- Good job, Claus.

932
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,759
Do you happen to have
five big slices of funeral cake?

933
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,039
No cake, but I do have baklava.

934
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,279
Pistachio baklava.

935
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,839
Walnut baklava. Chicken baklava.

936
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,319
Salmon baklava.

937
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,599
Baklava with honey.

938
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,999
- Baklava with baklava.
- Clausie, Clausie.

939
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,120
Just a joke.

940
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,480
Nice work, dawg. Good job.

941
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:27,960
Can we talk seriously here,
just for a second? Can we? Yeah?

942
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,200
Tomorrow is the day.

943
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,239
Tomorrow is the day.

944
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,920
Dolf is toast.

945
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,560
If you, er…

946
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:46,160
need help tomorrow,
you can always call me, of course.

947
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,159
Well, Richard, that might actually
be a very good idea.

948
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,919
- Will you come help me?
- Sure thing.

949
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,399
Always good to have a real man
with balls around, right?

950
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,479
- In case things go wrong.
- Yes, and a big heart. Aww.

951
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,520
Okay, listen.

952
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,599
Roxy, and apparently my father,
will distract Dolf tomorrow.

953
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,879
By 1900 hours we will have collected
enough evidence

954
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,599
to absolutely destroy Dolf.

955
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,199
- Yes!
- Destroy!

956
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,480
- Tomorrow.
- Too right.

957
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,320
- Yeah.
- Finally.

958
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,760
Voicemail Dolf Dekker. Keep it short.

959
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:35,639
A very good morning to you, Dolf.
This is Erik van Kampen.

960
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,879
I'm just calling to say
I'll be an hour late due to illness.

961
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,960
I'm really very ill.

962
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,160
Are you okay? Hey, you okay?

963
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,760
Right, are you ready?

964
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,640
Yes. I was born ready.

965
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,040
Come on.

966
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,440
Come.

967
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:20,159
Good morning, gorgeous. What can the
man of your dreams do for you today?

968
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,439
- I'm here to help.
- There.

969
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,039
Wow, you're really in the mood.

970
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,119
- Oh, yeah.
- I knew we had chemistry.

971
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,639
- Yes.
- But I didn't quite see this coming.

972
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,240
No, no. Wait.

973
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,999
- Oh, the young lady is teasing?
- Yes.

974
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,079
Come along, come here.

975
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,639
Come, come, come.

976
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,720
Okay. Yes, okay, lie down.

977
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,280
- Pardon?
- Lie down. Now.

978
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,559
- You sure know what a guy likes.
- I sure do. Go on.

979
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,120
- Okay.
- There. Good.

980
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,439
Okay, now I need you to play along.

981
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,840
Play along? Yes, alright.

982
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,359
Dolf, help! There's an old man here
having a heart attack.

983
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,840
- Old man? Where?
- Sorry.

984
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,640
Ah, fuck it.

985
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:07,039
- Take one for the team.
- For those dickheads? No.

986
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,280
Alright. Do it for me?

987
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Hm? Please?

988
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,919
- My heart.
- Yes. Louder.

989
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,199
- My heart!
- Yes, yes.

990
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,679
My heart.

991
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,039
What's going on here?

992
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,639
- Okay, Dolf is with Roxy.
- Thanks, mate.

993
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,080
Showtime.

994
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,999
You have to angle the lens down more.

995
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,799
Down… yes. Click.

996
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,399
- Right a bit.
- Right.

997
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,319
So much stuff. Incredible.

998
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,599
Down a bit.

999
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,559
No, that thing should… Wait. Ouch.

1000
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,240
Got it. Hang on. Wait, I've got…

1001
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,799
He was suddenly down here.
I don't know what to do.

1002
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,199
Why is an old guy here in your stall?

1003
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,319
Come on.
You've done a first aid course.

1004
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,279
Do something.

1005
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,119
I can't breathe.

1006
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,639
I'm not doing mouth-to-mouth
on a corpse like that.

1007
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,759
What? Mouth-to-mouth? No, no.

1008
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:09,959
I'm… I'm feeling a bit better.
I can breathe better now.

1009
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,159
- Water.
- What?

1010
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,519
- Water.
- Water? Water!

1011
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,399
- He needs water.
- Er…

1012
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,839
- Right, er…
- Stay with us.

1013
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,799
- Here, water.
- Water.

1014
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,840
Water, water.

1015
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,640
Take a sip. Yes, yes.

1016
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,640
What are you doing, man?

1017
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:37,680
You alright?

1018
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,200
Easy, easy.

1019
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,720
Yes.

1020
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,680
We're slipping.

1021
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,999
- Jay.
- Erik, Janero.

1022
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,520
All good here. How is it going there?

1023
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,959
- Everything under control?
- All according to schedule.

1024
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,239
- Got everything?
- One more, just one.

1025
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,479
They're going into the lion's den now.

1026
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,639
Panther, Panther.
My codename is Panther, Sick Panther.

1027
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:31,079
- Sick Panther.
- No, that's not what I mean.

1028
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,919
James Bond, we're here
for the computer. I'm shaking.

1029
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,799
- Where are those files?
- Look at this.

1030
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,599
It's not a touchscreen.
I use the mouse.

1031
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,520
- Don't brag.
- They're photos. Shush, quiet.

1032
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,880
Let's not click on random photos again.

1033
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,119
Guys, are you okay? Hello?

1034
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,479
Yes, fine, Jay.
Doing good. Nearly there.

1035
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,800
Okay, let me see this.

1036
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,839
Jay, it's secured.

1037
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,759
Guys, guys, guys, relax, okay?
We still have time.

1038
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,600
Right, Roxy?

1039
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,679
I think he's better. He's calmed down.

1040
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,159
- Thank goodness.
- I'm dying.

1041
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,199
- What?
- I'm dying.

1042
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,799
- Dammit Roxy, he says he's dying.
- Oh my God. Oh, no.

1043
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,960
- I don't want to die.
- Of course.

1044
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,519
I have a massive bucket list.

1045
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,520
- Okay.
- I really want to go…

1046
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,279
To a Beyoncé concert.

1047
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,680
What? OMG, I want that too.

1048
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,960
- You too?
- Yes.

1049
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:40,080
And… And I want to queue up
on Mount Everest.

1050
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,319
We need a computer nerd.
A computer nerd.

1051
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,799
Guys, do I look like someone
who knows a computer nerd?

1052
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:51,600
- Well, I probably know someone.
- You do? Go get him.

1053
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,440
We have to go.

1054
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:03,039
Jay, if it's too hard, get out of
that office. It's dangerous.

1055
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,199
No, no, Daan has already gone in.

1056
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,119
What? Daan?

1057
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,079
Yes, together with…

1058
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,640
Ozzie, come on, bro. Do your thing.

1059
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,120
Nearly there.

1060
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:17,760
Nearly.

1061
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,280
Now copy everything.

1062
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,559
Jay, how much time?

1063
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,159
I don't know.
Dolf is still with Roxy.

1064
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,320
Swimming with sharks.

1065
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,960
Ski… Ski… Skiing in Denmark.

1066
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:45,280
And I want to see at least four
of the big five.

1067
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,600
And…

1068
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,320
And I want to go zorbing.

1069
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,279
- Zorbing!
- Zo… Zorbing?

1070
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:58,039
Yeah, you're inside a big plastic ball
and they push you off a mountain.

1071
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,479
Oh, right. That's pretty cool.

1072
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,959
It is. But you shouldn't
eat too much beforehand.

1073
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:04,799
Why's that?

1074
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:09,039
You'll barf all over the ball
and you won't see a thing.

1075
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,520
Wait a sec, aren't you
having a heart attack?

1076
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:13,560
I've gone blind.

1077
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:14,960
I've gone blind!

1078
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,520
- What's happening?
- I've gone blind.

1079
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,959
- He's having a heart attack.
- A big one.

1080
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,479
- Let go.
- Let me pass.

1081
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,080
- No.
- Step aside.

1082
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,839
Guys, Dolf is coming. He's coming.

1083
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,440
- Almost done. A few seconds.
- Go, go. It's my dad. I'll deal with it.

1084
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,679
- No, no.
- Let me pass.

1085
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,200
Out of my way. Let me pass.

1086
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,360
Okay, Dolf is coming.

1087
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,440
- Daan, get out, he's there.
- He's coming.

1088
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,359
He's coming.

1089
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,920
Screw his Christmas, man.

1090
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,080
Where the hell are my keys?

1091
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,960
Ouch.

1092
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,360
Why is the door open?

1093
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,880
- What's up? Did they get it?
- No. And Daan is in that dumpster.

1094
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,680
- What?
- Sami and Said didn't manage it.

1095
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,120
So Daan took over.

1096
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,200
For his father.

1097
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,880
Beautiful.

1098
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,400
But Daan is a bit fucked now.

1099
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,400
- If he finds him…
- Golly.

1100
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,480
Daan would be trapped
in this bazaar, for life.

1101
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,720
Whoa, wait.

1102
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,080
- Are you involved?
- Not at all.

1103
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,840
I'm just taking this dumpster out.

1104
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,759
Leave the dumpster.

1105
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,919
It's full. I have to take it out.

1106
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,239
I said leave it.

1107
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,719
I'm the cleaner here, right?
Or is it you?

1108
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,519
No, you, but this goes back. Let go.

1109
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,839
Who's the boss around here?

1110
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:25,999
Let go.

1111
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,159
You let go.

1112
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,679
- Get off.
- You get off.

1113
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:29,999
No, you.

1114
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,159
- Let go.
- You let go.

1115
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,720
- Okay, fine.
- No.

1116
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,999
Man, I'm so done with you.

1117
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,079
I'm stuffing you in a cage
and I'm calling the police.

1118
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,359
They will find so much shit on you,
you'll never get out of jail.

1119
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,719
See what you did here?

1120
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,599
And this? You did this too.

1121
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,599
Here, you stole this thing.

1122
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,079
And this one, you stole that too.

1123
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,679
What's your problem?
Here, then you did this.

1124
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:05,399
And you threw that down.

1125
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,719
So you're coming with me, buddy.
Right now.

1126
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,919
Come here. Keep walking.
Walk, man.

1127
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:12,760
Ouch.

1128
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,479
- Dolf, please.
- Don't you 'Dolf' me.

1129
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,559
- You're crazy.
- No, you are.

1130
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,799
You caused that chaos out there
and goodness knows what else.

1131
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,920
You're going down, son,
you're going down big time.

1132
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,479
- Dolf…
- No!

1133
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,480
Enough. I'm calling the police.

1134
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:47,840
Dolf?

1135
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,400
I've got it.

1136
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,400
Holy crap.
I'm not sure it will help us now.

1137
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,320
Your dad is screwed, man.

1138
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,880
He sacrificed himself for me.

1139
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,200
Respect.

1140
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,120
We have to do something.

1141
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,119
- I know.
- What?

1142
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,880
I'll call my mum.

1143
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,600
Like that.

1144
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,319
Then you add the milk.
It can be oat milk.

1145
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,239
Daan?

1146
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:30,359
It makes no difference. See that froth?

1147
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,760
Dad is in a cage?

1148
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,439
In a warehouse?

1149
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,719
There's no time. He has to come out.

1150
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,400
Do you know someone?
Like a lawyer or a policeman?

1151
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:45,639
There.

1152
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,560
Daan, hold on a sec.

1153
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,439
- Mo?
- Hm?

1154
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:50,880
Mo? Mo.

1155
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:55,160
You say Mo, but I am
Giuseppe Bertolini.

1156
01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:01,439
Flown in from Roma, Italia,
for the class, the workshop.

1157
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:05,319
Cappuccino, macchiato,
espresso, risotto, Irish coffee…

1158
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:08,719
Listen, Giuseppe, this is an emergency.

1159
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,279
My husband needs someone like you.

1160
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,119
Ah, a barista from Roma.

1161
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:17,800
No, someone who can play any role
that comes along, to perfection.

1162
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,280
You are the best actor
I have ever seen.

1163
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,400
That really moves me.

1164
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,160
You saying that, that's very moving.

1165
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,399
This centre is so important for
the young people and for the elderly.

1166
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,640
I get to live my dreams here.

1167
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,719
This is my passion. This is my world.

1168
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,080
This is my stage.

1169
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,599
Yes, but Mo, listen.

1170
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,680
- I can offer you a much bigger stage.
- You can?

1171
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,160
The world out there.

1172
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,999
- My husband needs a police detective.
- A police detective?

1173
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,480
The best one you can be for us.

1174
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,560
Mr Dekker, you called?

1175
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,560
Ah, police?

1176
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,240
Criminal investigation.

1177
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,679
- Deniz Schoonenbeek. D-e-n-i-z.
- Dennis?

1178
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,360
- Deniz.
- Deniz?

1179
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:33,799
Schoonenbeek.

1180
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,559
Good, yes, Mr Schoonenbeek.
We have a situation here.

1181
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,799
As you can see:
destruction, theft, insults.

1182
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,319
- You must arrest him right away.
- Must I?

1183
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,999
Yes, it's… He does this all the time.

1184
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,079
He's a danger to society.

1185
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,959
I understand.
Those people are the worst.

1186
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,880
- Too right.
- Where is he?

1187
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,679
- Come with me.
- After you.

1188
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,079
Please come through.

1189
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,479
Here we are. See?

1190
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,959
You better stay quiet.
The police is here.

1191
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,319
But I… This is a misunderstanding.

1192
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,760
I can explain.

1193
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,239
Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.

1194
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:10,799
Sir, I haven't done anything.

1195
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,000
Are you kidding? He attacked me
in broad daylight.

1196
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:18,279
Mr Dekker, it's best if I
take the suspect with me.

1197
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,440
Certainly. Definitely. That's best.

1198
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,960
- Open it up, in a jiffy.
- Come on out.

1199
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:28,880
Come on.

1200
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,560
Hands on your back.

1201
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,760
Oh, pardon me.

1202
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:37,399
- What's this then?
- It's the latest model.

1203
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,640
- Mr Dekker. Yes.
- Ouch.

1204
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,319
Okay, come with me.

1205
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:43,879
- I haven't done anything.
- Take him away.

1206
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,199
I'm innocent.

1207
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,120
Ouch. Ouch.

1208
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,559
- This is a mistake.
- Calm down.

1209
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,199
No, I'm trying to show my innocence.

1210
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,439
- This makes me look like a criminal.
- Erik, calm down.

1211
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:04,039
You have the best detective
in the country on your side.

1212
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,640
Deniz Schoonenbeek. D-e-n-i-z.

1213
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,439
- Dennis?
- Deniz! Deniz.

1214
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,839
My mother is Turkish,
my father is Dutch.

1215
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,599
I thought you were Moroccan.

1216
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,999
I'm a Turk, man. What's with you?

1217
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,359
Get in.

1218
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,200
Hurry.

1219
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,759
- Here.
- Huh?

1220
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,639
- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing here?

1221
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,199
- I see you've met Mo.
- Mo? This is Dennis.

1222
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,359
- Deniz.
- Sorry.

1223
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,080
Yes, Deniz. Let's go.

1224
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:57,880
Gentlemen.

1225
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:00,999
Can I help you?

1226
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,519
Yes, we're looking for Dolf Dekker.

1227
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,439
He reported vandalism and threats.

1228
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:09,399
That's right. I'm Dolf Dekker.

1229
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,279
You can see it here, but

1230
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,840
a colleague of yours was just here.
A Dennis.

1231
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:16,320
Dennis?

1232
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,279
Er, Deniz…?

1233
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,959
Schoonenbeek, does that sound right?

1234
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,160
Doesn't ring a bell. You?

1235
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,680
I don't know any Dennis.

1236
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:30,319
He took the suspect away,
handcuffed, to the station.

1237
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:34,040
Maybe there's a mix-up.
Can you check it out, Rachid?

1238
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,680
Control, this is C-18.
What is the status of the Ba…

1239
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,999
Man, I'm so done with you.

1240
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,799
I'm stuffing you in a cage
and I'm calling the police.

1241
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,359
They will find so much shit on you,
you'll never get out of jail.

1242
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:56,359
- See what you did here?
- Just ignore this.

1243
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,719
Here, you stole this thing.

1244
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,719
- You'll never get out of jail.
- Wait a sec.

1245
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,039
Hey, wait.

1246
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,439
What is this? Turn it off.

1247
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:07,799
What do you mean?
I don't hear anything. You?

1248
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,319
- You did this.
- That's a nice beat.

1249
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,599
Turn it off.

1250
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,199
- And this, you stole this too.
- Turn it off.

1251
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,079
I said off.

1252
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:16,920
Off.

1253
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,479
There. You're all toast.

1254
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,679
Are we now?

1255
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:25,000
See what you did here?

1256
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,519
You'll never get out of jail.
You did this. Did this.

1257
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,999
You did this too.

1258
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,959
Here, you stole this thing.
And this one, you stole that too.

1259
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,200
What's your problem?
Then you did this.

1260
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:45,119
Never get out of jail.
Never get out. Never get out.

1261
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,040
This is not what you think it is.
I swear.

1262
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,240
I swear.

1263
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:52,400
So, you're coming with us.

1264
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:57,520
- Come along.
- Move it.

1265
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,400
- Walk.
- Come on.

1266
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:03,840
Lay off.

1267
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,479
Guys. Ouch, ouch.

1268
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,599
A scandal was brought to light
at the German Quarter

1269
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:16,199
where a criminal superintendent stole
goods and blackmailed people for years.

1270
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,799
I'm here with one of the victims,
Erik van Kampen

1271
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:23,120
who singlehandedly managed
to get the criminal arrested.

1272
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,599
Well, no…

1273
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,079
John, I have…

1274
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,039
Yes, I am a victim, that's true.

1275
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,999
But I didn't solve this by myself.

1276
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,719
We did it together,
with everyone at the Bazaar

1277
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,359
and everyone in the German Quarter.
Real teamwork.

1278
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:40,399
- Guys…
- Right.

1279
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,440
I love you all.

1280
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,359
Today's revelations mean in any case

1281
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,599
that Erik is innocent of all charges.

1282
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,679
For a long time, he and others
were in the stranglehold

1283
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,519
of this criminal superintendent

1284
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,879
who terrorised the Bazaar
in the German Quarter for years.

1285
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,359
Erik van Kampen can move on now.

1286
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,960
- Erik van Kampen is a free man.
- Yeah.

1287
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,480
Terrific.

1288
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:11,240
Oh honey, I'm so proud of you.

1289
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,999
Yes, me too.

1290
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:19,079
You're a total baby, and a wuss.
But you're my wuss.

1291
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:22,199
And you brought that asshole
to his knees.

1292
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:25,639
Fair is fair: I couldn't have done it
without Daan.

1293
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,120
I know, right.

1294
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:32,840
Sure. Or without our new friends.
Let's not forget them.

1295
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,199
I need to tell you something important.

1296
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,679
A lot has happened recently, right?

1297
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:41,599
We had some turbulent times.

1298
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:45,479
But I made you a promise when the
summer began. And now I can keep it.

1299
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:50,160
I got all the money back
that I paid Dolf, plus a bonus.

1300
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:56,560
So we can go for a sun vacation
for at least three weeks.

1301
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,119
That's really great, Dad.

1302
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,879
It's just, we still have a lot of
free classes left

1303
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,919
with Mo at the community centre.

1304
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,079
Yes, and we love it.

1305
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:11,400
And I'm hanging out with the boys.
I like the German Quarter just fine.

1306
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:16,039
Oh, but then
you and I could go together.

1307
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:19,439
On vacation? Three weeks?
Quality time, father and son?

1308
01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:21,920
Let's go to Lesbos. Loads of chicks.

1309
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:29,479
I… I think I like the German Quarter
just fine too.

1310
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:31,959
Me too. It's exotic.

1311
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,919
So German, everything.

1312
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:37,159
Exactly what I mean. It's very exotic.

1313
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,279
German? Exotic?

1314
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:40,439
What's keeping you? There's a party.

1315
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:41,519
What party?

1316
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,119
- The Dolf has…
- No, wait.

1317
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:45,359
- The…
- Dolf is…

1318
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,559
Together, dude. On my count.

1319
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:48,679
One, two.

1320
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,559
The Dolf Has Buggered Off party, guys.
Ka-kaa!

1321
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:59,279
Dolf has buggered off.
Dolf has buggered off.

1322
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:03,879
Dolf has buggered off. Dolf has
buggered off. Dolf has buggered off.

1323
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,640
Outside, everyone.
Come on.

1324
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,879
Hey, Laura and Jessica.

1325
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:20,319
Mo told me that two stunning women
would be here tonight.

1326
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:21,759
Here you go.

1327
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,399
- Thank you.
- That's funny.

1328
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:27,399
- You know Mo?
- Yeah, Mo and I go way back.

1329
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,479
Luano from Hawaii.

1330
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:32,279
Hi, Luano from Hawaii. <i>Aloha.</i>

1331
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,119
<i>- Aloha.
- Aloha.</i>

1332
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:38,479
- A beautiful island in the Indian Ocean.
- Indian Ocean?

1333
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,320
Almost.

1334
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,560
The Atlantic Ocean.

1335
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,319
The American Gulf.

1336
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,839
- The South Sea?
- No.

1337
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,759
- No, the… Pacific! Of course.
- Bingo.

1338
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,079
- The most beautiful Pacific island.
<i>- Aloha.</i>

1339
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:55,280
<i>Aloha.</i> Cheers.

1340
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,240
Delicious, Luano.

1341
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,199
Check this out.

1342
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,640
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1343
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,800
Couldn't have done it without you.

1344
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,839
An old man having a heart attack.
Thanks very much.

1345
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,279
Come on, it was a good diversion.

1346
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:16,879
A better diversion would have been

1347
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:20,079
him coming in just as
you and I were going to…

1348
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,720
Dance?

1349
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,120
Here, boys.

1350
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:33,880
Oh, okay.

1351
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,240
Why not.

1352
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:41,920
Bro, they often say white folk
can't dance, but… they're right.

1353
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:44,480
Wow.

1354
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:49,240
So that will be my new grandma.

1355
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:55,640
So? Are you feeling at home here?

1356
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,240
Jan.

1357
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:02,920
This gringo feels at home
everywhere.

1358
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:14,199
You're stuck, Laura.
How do you break away?

1359
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,240
What does your instinct tell you?

1360
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,560
- Gross.
<i>- Hai.</i>

1361
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,760
- That was real spit.
- Sorry about that.

1362
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,000
Mummy…

1363
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,440
- But you…
- What?!

1364
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:36,519
- Take a picture of me.
- Of you?

1365
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,160
- Yeah man, take my picture too.
- Bloody heck.

1366
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,719
- Ka-kaa, Ka-kaa!
- Shush.

1367
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,999
- Ka-kaa.
- Cool it.

1368
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,919
Ka-kaa, Ka-kaa!

1369
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,759
Ka-kaa, Ka-kaa, Ka-kaa.

1370
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:48,680
Ka-kaa!

1371
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,720
Mic is dropped.

1372
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:58,560
Cap.

1373
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,799
Apples.

1374
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,039
No, two pairs of…

1375
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,999
Two pairs of caps.
Aargh.

1376
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,199
- Four slippers, two bags of apples.
- No slippers.

1377
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,320
I'll be your aikildo instl…

1378
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,720
<i>Onegaishimasu.</i>

1379
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,400
- We need a computer.
- Yes.

1380
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,159
- We need a computer nerd.
- White guy with glasses. Fix.

1381
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,239
- Go check on Dolf.
- With freckles and a limp.

1382
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,480
Quiet. I hear something.

1383
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:33,960
Dude, wtf.

1384
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,440
Stop.

1385
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,240
Sorry.

1386
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:49,719
Jeez.

1387
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:53,599
I'm not paying 700 euros to rent a…
What's the word?

1388
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,559
- Cleaning trolley.
- A cleaning trolley.

1389
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,640
Sick Lemming.
Sick Lemming, you know.

1390
01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:00,719
- Sick Leopard, you mean.
- No.

1391
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:03,439
- It's in the script, dude.
- What?

1392
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:06,239
The white folks will clean it up.
What do I rap about?

1393
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,880
- Clean streets?
- Sure. Gimme a beat.

1394
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:13,879
ey, ey, this is not normal,
everything is

1395
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,799
everything is different here in the hoo…

1396
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,840
- Is this the German Quarter?
- Bro, that was awful, man.