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{\an8}Come on. Alright, see you.

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{\an8}What the hell is everyone
carrying kettles early in the morning?

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{\an8}Hıdır, where are you?

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{\an8}Right in front of the door.
You blind?

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{\an8}You forgot your honey!
Your honey!

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{\an8}Honey, woman? Seriously?

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{\an8}Why the hell am I eating honey?

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{\an8}It's been prayed over. Open up.

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{\an8}It gives you energy.

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{\an8}I need energy at nights,
not in the mornings.

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{\an8}And this is blessed water. Drink up.

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{\an8}- Here you go.
- Okay, fine.

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{\an8}Let's break the blessed bread too.

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{\an8}I swear we're gonna get smitten.
Blessed bread?

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{\an8}Wait, wait.
Here are the blessed biscuits.

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{\an8}Dad, the blessed onion...

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{\an8}Man, who blesses an onion?

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{\an8}You went to some phony witch doctor again!

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{\an8}Good morning, Hıdır!

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{\an8}You are gonna answer for that tonight!

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{\an8}Damn it...

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{\an8}Dude!

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Piss off now!

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Dickhead!

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The prick drove me around
like I was a blushing bride.

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Welcome, boss. You hungry?

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Clams this early in the morning?

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Just bring me some tea.

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Right away, boss!

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Tea's here, boss!

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Here you go.

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Hey, don't sit down.
Get to work, customers are coming.

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Right away!

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Lazy bum.

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Peace be upon you, Mr. Mukhtar.

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And upon you, Blind Emin. Come in.

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I urgently need a residence certificate.

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This is a government office,
nothing's urgent here.

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Look, we're digital now.

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Go take a number from the machine
and wait your turn, Emin.

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- Alright.
- This is a government office, man.

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Beep beep beep!

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Bloody...

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Scared the crap out of me.

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Here you go, Mukhtar.

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See? You're lucky.

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Number one!

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Yup, right away.

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Here you go, your residence certificate.

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Thanks a lot, Mukhtar.

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- Have a good day.
- You too.

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May your day be full of blessings.

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- Have a good one.
- Have a nice day.

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- You...
- Oh, shut it.

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Move.

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Look at my boss, would you?

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You know, boss,
you were born to be a mukhtar.

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- Şevket, being a mukhtar runs in my blood.
- Oh...

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Like hidden diabetes or something.

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For example, my great-great-grandfather...

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That guy there.

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He was the one
who invented being a mukhtar.

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Indeed!

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And his son was the first mukhtar
to study abroad just to become one.

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- Yeah!
- Where?

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- Syria.
- Syria?

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Dam...

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Hey, you need a passport to go there too.
Still counts as abroad.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, indeed.

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Think about it...

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The day my dad lost the mukhtar election,
he went and took his own life.

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Boss, didn't your dad
die of natural causes?

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Well, the area is all brushland and
the tree he hung himself from was short.

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So his feet touched the ground
and it might've taken a while.

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Still, dead is dead.

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Anyway, long story short...

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Even if they offered me a ministry seat,
I wouldn't give up being mukhtar.

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Yeah, boss.
You look good on that chair.

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If I could, I'd ask my wife
to sew it to my back pocket.

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Who's getting married?

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What are you doing, Groom Ersan?
What's that in your hand?

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An appliance.
No wedding gifts from you, Mukhtar?

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- Like what?
- Like gold or something.

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Do you even know how
much gold costs now?

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Who gave you that thing anyway?

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Dowry Yasin.
He's running for mukhtar.

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Handing out kettles
for votes at the teahouse.

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“Kettle-cracy,” huh?

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You're the mukhtar.
Aren't you gonna gift us anything?

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Nah, you guys go ahead for now,
I'll see you later with my grand gift.

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Go on!

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Let's go, bride!

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What are you doing, Şevket?

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Sorry, boss.

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My migraine's back,
get me some painkillers.

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Right away.

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Here you go.

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- The jacket.
- Right away, boss.

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Be quick!

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The stick, Şevket.

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It's just the right size, boss.

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Time to wet it with blood.

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From Edirne to Kars,
from Jupiter to Venus!

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Come one, come all!
Make my family proud!

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Come get your kettles, folks! Come on!

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Whoa! Easy there!

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Alright everyone, calm down.
<i>One minute, please.</i>

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I've got enough appliances for everyone!

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Don't forget to vote for me!

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Or I'll shove that kettle up your ass
and brew green tea in it!

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Votes for Dowry Yasin!
Vote Yasin for Mukhtar!

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Sign here, take your flyer.

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Yasin?

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You don't have one
with a vibration setting?

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Gramps, it's goddamn free!

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You got your kettle, right?
Move along!

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What the hell's going on here?

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Hıdır! Hey, welcome!

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Come on, let us give you
a bridal appliance too!

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Hıdır...

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NO STICKS ALLOWED

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Are you seriously trying to bribe
my sacred voters with a lousy kettle?

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Yep.

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Where on earth have you seen
votes being bought with kettles?

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Right here.
Look, even your guy took one.

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Boss, you know how it is...

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The state doesn't fund
mukhtar election campaigns.

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I figured we'd sell these
to support the campaign, you know?

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Şevket, cut the bullshit.

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Alright everyone, the joke's over!

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Now let's all return the kettles
we've taken, come on!

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Hold it right there.

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The guy's running a campaign.
Why should they return anything?

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He's right. Why should we return them?

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Because...

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Because if I win this election,
on top of the kettle,

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I'll also give each and every one of you
a laser hair removal machine!

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What?

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Let's not kid ourselves!
We're all hairy!

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- Damn right!
- Well said!

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- Bravo! Bravo!
- Give back the kettles, people!

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- Hand them over!
- Hold on, hold on!

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What if he doesn't?

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What if he bails?
Get a signed pledge.

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Yeah, he's got a point.

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Sign a pledge!

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Fine! Bring me the papers.
I'll sign them!

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Damn, why do you already have them?

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Whatever, hand them over.

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How many people can there even be?

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Including the ones who've just turned 18,
1150 people.

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What?

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Tea?

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Oh, shit.

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Might as well sign it.

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Abdo, the vibe here's ruined.

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Gather all the kettles.
No votes, no kettles.

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Collect them all. Move it.

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Hand it over, grandpa.
For God's sake.

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Move it.

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Screw him.

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Talking nonsense again.

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Pour it, Şevket.
Don't leave a dry spot.

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- No dry spots.
- Pour it everywhere.

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Pour, pour, pour.

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Bastards!

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Multiplying like rabbits!

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- Pour it.
- On it, boss.

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- That spot is still dry. Here.
- Okay.

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You should have warned me then
instead of burning me now!

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- Give it here!
- What did I do?

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- Give me the damn lighter!
- Here, take it.

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Yeah, give it here.

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God just won't let me kill myself, huh?

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Seriously.

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Hey!

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- Faruk, what the hell are you doing?
- I'm alright, man.

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I was just trying to hang myself
but the rope snapped.

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- Why?
- Girl trouble, bro.

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Anyway, what are you guys up to?

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What were we doing?

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We shouldn't let it dry, boss.

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Not the time, Şevket.
We'll talk later.

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We were gonna have a barbecue,
me and Şevket.

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But Şevket forgot the grill,
and I didn't bring meat anyway.

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Forget us.

189
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What about you? A girl dumped you?

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Nah, bro. The girl's into me
but her dad won't allow it.

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I even made a vow.

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I was gonna find a poor guy
and give him a kilo of gold, bro.

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When they refused to let me marry her,

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I just took the gold
and buried it in some random field.

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Figured some poor soul
might get lucky and find it.

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Dude, are you out of your mind?

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00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,440
Who the hell buries gold in a field?

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00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,800
Do you even know how many laser
epilators you could buy with that?

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Epilators?

200
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,960
I mean, I'm just saying.

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Man, you don't bury gold!

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It won't grow, you idiot!

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Are you actually idiot?

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00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,520
Anyway...

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So who is this girl?

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00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,600
Bro, she's Kamuran's daughter. Gülizar.

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Her dad and mine have been
at each other's throats for years.

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They're gonna marry her off
to someone else.

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The hell they will!
Not when I am here.

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What, you are gonna do something?

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Dude, you're looking
at the state right here.

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I've married off
half the women in this town.

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Hell, I asked for my wife's hand
in marriage myself!

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Bro, if you get me that girl,

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I swear on everything,
that whole kilo of gold is yours.

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I swear to God!

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Nah, no need.
This is a matter of the heart for me.

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Not necessary at all.

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Anyway, you...

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- You go now.
- Go where?

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To the girl, idiot!

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00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,200
Go tell her we're coming tonight
to ask for her hand.

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00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,080
- Go on!
- You serious?

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00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,360
Dead serious!

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00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,600
Mark my words, Şevket.
The mukhtar seat is ours.

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Always, boss.

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00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,280
Oh, I'm feeling real good now.

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Light it up.

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- Hey! Hey!
- Boss!

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00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,520
What the hell?

231
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,400
I almost burned alive!

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You really did, boss.

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Let's go, Şevket.

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00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,720
She is not yours to marry, bastard.

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See that?
God won't always smite you.

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00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,960
Sometimes He'll just burn you.

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If I am Yasin from,
I swear I'll ruin this whole game.

238
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,760
Boss, that guy sounds pretty serious.

239
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,120
Not just serious, Abdo.
Damn crafty too.

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00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,560
Bro, want me to buy you
a toast in the bazaar?

241
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:11,280
Why don't you grab a straw
and slurp me dry while you are at it?

242
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,960
You useless hillbilly vampire!

243
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,280
Bottomless pit!
You water buffalo!

244
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,920
I swear I'll smash your face in!

245
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,640
If you act this pathetic,

246
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,360
of course they'll marry me off
to someone else, you donkey.

247
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,280
Seriously,
what do I even like about that ox?

248
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,520
Ugh, forget it sis!

249
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,720
They'll give you to someone else
and you'll live happily ever after.

250
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,720
No. If they give me to someone else,
I'll cut myself.

251
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,080
Wait, why do I cut myself?

252
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,160
I'll cut Faruk.
Yeah, I'll cut Faruk.

253
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,400
Wait, did you just speak?

254
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,320
Faruk.

255
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,720
Oh, Ms. Gülizar.

256
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,560
I see you've made friends with the cow.
You two look pretty chatty.

257
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,440
- You pig.
- What?

258
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,600
Are you mocking me now?

259
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,520
No...
No, I'm not mocking you.

260
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,840
Are you seriously mocking me?

261
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,360
I am here to tell you
something really important.

262
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,960
Stop throwing stuff,
you're getting me dirty.

263
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400
- Wait a sec.
- Liar.

264
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,960
- Who's a liar?
- Faruk! Faruk!

265
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,520
Faruk, seriously?

266
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,520
I'm really sorry.

267
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,280
Let me just say something.

268
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,960
- You're always yelling at me.
- Yeah.

269
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,840
You haven't missed me one bit?

270
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,640
- I haven't, Faruk.
- That's so rude. Why not?

271
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,160
- Get up.
- Sorry, what?

272
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,600
- I didn't miss you, now get up.
- Okay, okay. Here.

273
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,520
- Alright.
- Ugh!

274
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,520
Faruk, seriously...

275
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,600
We're coming over tonight
to ask for your hand.

276
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,600
Please wear something nice.

277
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720
Don't be looking like this when we arrive.

278
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400
But Faruk, my dad's not gonna say yes.

279
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,000
Why are you even bothering?

280
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,160
It's not for nothing.
This time, it's different.

281
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,520
I'm coming with Mukhtar Hıdır
to ask for your hand.

282
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,400
He's done the same
for half the town already.

283
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,920
And everyone said yes.

284
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,600
- Yeah?
- Yeah, totally.

285
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,040
- What time are you coming?
- What time should we?

286
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,520
- Around eight, I guess.
- Okay.

287
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,960
- Oh hey, one more thing.
- Yeah?

288
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,160
Can I get a little kiss in advance?
Just a sneak peek?

289
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,960
Like, one sec... Wait, what?

290
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,080
No kissing before marriage, Faruk.

291
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,600
No kissing before marriage?
What is this, 1965?

292
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,240
Just a tiny down payment.

293
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,040
Not even full lips, just a little sample.

294
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,640
Shoo!
Am I a bank or something, Faruk?

295
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,160
Go kiss the cow.
You ox.

296
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400
Oh, come on.

297
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,800
I just asked for an advance, that's all.

298
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,360
My God...

299
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,600
I'm really in love with her, man!

300
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,800
Really in...

301
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,920
This time it's happening.
Swear to God, it is.

302
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,720
This is really happening.

303
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,720
Yeah right!
Keep dreaming.

304
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,960
Honestly,
he doesn't even look that good!

305
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,720
You're more...

306
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,840
More what?

307
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,480
How did we end up here?

308
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,720
Okay, get the hell outta here
and follow Faruk!

309
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,280
You ball of ass!

310
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,720
Daisy.

311
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,600
Did Faruk kiss Gülizar just now?

312
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,320
Huh? Did he?

313
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,720
If he kissed her, I swear I'll raise hell.

314
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,160
Did he or didn't he?
Just give me a sign.

315
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,400
Oh, he didn't.
Good. Very good.

316
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,960
Here, try this on too, Gülizar.

317
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,960
Seher, you think
they'll like me in this dress?

318
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,680
Like they could find anyone better?

319
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,520
Just look at the town average!

320
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,320
God must've made them all
as overstocking rejects.

321
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:32,320
Maybe you need something more lacy,
a little sexy, something flirty?

322
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,200
This looks like something
my grandma would wear!

323
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,280
They're just coming
to ask for her hand, Döne.

324
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,520
We're not prepping her
for the wedding night.

325
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,200
Oh, wedding night?
Now you're just poking my wounds.

326
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,520
When is my wedding night, I wonder?

327
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,720
Oh, for the love of God...

328
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,920
Sis, here, try this one too.

329
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200
How about this?

330
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,160
You could wear a sack
and still look great. Relax.

331
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,720
Girl, don't listen to Seher.

332
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,080
Show a little attitude.

333
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,800
Be sexy.

334
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,440
Here, look at me.

335
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,280
Boom! Boom!

336
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,840
Front row with assigned seats.

337
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,800
And I'd buy a season ticket for those!

338
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,920
Ignore that lunatic.

339
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,920
You know her,
she would fall for a dirty stick.

340
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,560
You are just jealous!
These are hard work, not silicone, baby!

341
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,800
Is she drunk or something?
She's gone wild!

342
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,840
Anyway, come on, let's head inside.

343
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,800
Let me make you some nice coffee.
Come on.

344
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,280
And you, quit acting out. Move it.

345
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,520
Take that too. That one. Let's go.

346
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,520
- Come on, girl.
- She's hopeless.

347
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,960
Young man,
has the noon prayer been called?

348
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,320
Şevket, you've got no sense at all.

349
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,080
If you hadn't bought unleaded gas,
I'd be ashes by now!

350
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,840
And my lucky jacket burned too!

351
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,800
Boss, I bought the cheapest gas
so that we could save money.

352
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,440
And no offense
but that jacket was a crime.

353
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,080
It made you look so old.

354
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,040
You need something
more hip, more stylish, boss.

355
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,800
Hip and stylish?
Get outta here!

356
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,320
Take this crap to the mukhtar's office.

357
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,920
And wear a damn suit tonight.

358
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,080
Alright.

359
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200
What's up, Hıdır?

360
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,880
None of your damn business, Yasir.

361
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,240
Are we beefing or something?

362
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,440
Dude, why would I beef with someone
I don't even consider a person?

363
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,600
You're irrelevant.

364
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080
Come on, let's make up.

365
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,920
I swear I only ran against you
to fire you up.

366
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,800
- For real?
- Yep.

367
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680
What's that in your hand, Mukhtar?
What are you doing with all that?

368
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,560
Well, I'll help Faruk ask
for a girl's hand in marriage tonight.

369
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,320
So I made a little engagement tray.

370
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,200
Who the hell brings baklava
to ask for a girl's hand in marriage?

371
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,200
What should I bring then, kunefe?

372
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,680
People take small appliances, man.
It makes you look rich.

373
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,320
If small appliances made you look rich,

374
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,440
Elon Musk would be carrying
a kettle everywhere.

375
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,960
Come on, let's check the shop.
It's a gift for Faruk, on the house.

376
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,800
- Come on.
- Hey now...

377
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,440
You wouldn't even
give your sins away for free.

378
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,320
You sniffing glue or something?

379
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,720
Okay, asshole, move already.

380
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600
Alright, alright then.

381
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,440
Yasin, are you sure
you are okay with this?

382
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,960
If you bitch about it,
I swear I'll curse you out bad.

383
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,440
It's okay, it's on me!
Go browse the back.

384
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,800
Lots of new colorful stuff came in.

385
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,600
I have stuff even Europe doesn't have.

386
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,400
- Go ahead.
- Okay, I am going ahead.

387
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,200
Fine.

388
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,800
Boss, want me to order some cappuccinos?

389
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,200
Something sweet to lighten the mood,
you know?

390
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,320
Order your ass!
Go water the front now!

391
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,680
Move! Move it!

392
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,080
Yasin, the ones on top are for me,
the bottom ones are for Faruk.

393
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,520
Bloody hell, dude.

394
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,440
That's too many!

395
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,680
One is enough for you.

396
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,600
The hell?
You might as well not give any at all!

397
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,920
Weren't you just talking all big,
telling me to pick any color I wanted?

398
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,720
This shit is lousy anyway.
It wouldn't boil water if you begged it.

399
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840
Okay, get lost already!

400
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,760
Go ask for whoever's hand!
Fuck off!

401
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,040
Fuck off yourself.

402
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,280
You dickhead!

403
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,360
Hook, line and sinker!

404
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,840
Hıdır, don't you have any shame?

405
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,560
Why the hell should I be ashamed?

406
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,560
Be ashamed of your daughter.

407
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,040
I didn't make her
alone in a bathtub, did I?

408
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,080
If there's shame, we share it.

409
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,320
It's teamwork, baby.

410
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,280
Don't twist it.

411
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,320
You've got a spinster at home,

412
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,400
and you're out here playing matchmaker
for someone else's spinster?

413
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,120
Who'd marry her?

414
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,200
What do you mean?
She's lovely!

415
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,080
Asya. Sweetheart.

416
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,680
What day is it?

417
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,000
A type of room, five letters.

418
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,840
Groom!

419
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,920
She's in her own world.

420
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,920
If I can find one guy in this town
who'll marry her,

421
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,720
I 'll throw a wedding with
rice and meat for seven days and nights.

422
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,560
They can call me a dickhead
for the rest of my life if I don't.

423
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,160
Amen to that!

424
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,560
Wait, wait!

425
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,040
Have a spoon of honey first.

426
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,920
Man, look what happened
with just a dab of honey already!

427
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,440
You have it! For God's sake.

428
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,480
Come on, Hıdır! One spoon! Just one!

429
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,560
- Ugh, fine!
- A plant, eight letters.

430
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,400
Mandrake!

431
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,920
Mom, boil some water!

432
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,280
The crossword says I'll find a man, look!

433
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,920
Yeah, sure.

434
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,200
A man, huh? A man!

435
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,040
- What did I do?
- You want a man?

436
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,200
I'll show you a real man!

437
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,920
I feed the bastards dandruff,
cheaper that way.

438
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,400
Dandruff for the fish,
earwax for the cats.

439
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,520
Why?
Because we got no municipal budget.

440
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,320
No one knows us.
No one cares.

441
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,200
People think city hall is a hotel
and try to bring their chicks in!

442
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,920
Why are you here?

443
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,400
Mayor, I heard you're helping Faruk
ask for a girl's hand in marriage tonight.

444
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,560
Yeah, I am.

445
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,040
Well, I like her too.

446
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,080
You ask for her hand on my behalf
and I'll give you ten kettles.

447
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,760
- What?
- Ten kettles.

448
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,960
You are offering me a bribe,
you little shit?

449
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,400
You are trying to bribe me now?

450
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,160
You little shit, are you
seriously offering me a bribe?

451
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,480
No, sir...

452
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,520
Fucking cunt, that's a fucking bribe!

453
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,200
No, sir, you misunderstood.

454
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,920
It's, like, perceptual bias.

455
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,440
You know how in documentaries
a zebra kicks the cheetah?

456
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,760
That's what I meant.

457
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,440
Oh, that's what you mean.

458
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,560
Well then, cool.

459
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,880
And if you're offering a bribe,
make it something decent!

460
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,160
A kettle? Really?

461
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,440
A damn kettle?

462
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,920
Anyway, I'm out of here.

463
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,440
Mayor, I'm really
in love with that girl.

464
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,800
Listen, dowry boy.

465
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,800
A thousand guys love one girl
and only one gets her, got it?

466
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,080
And the remaining 999 losers
get jack shit.

467
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,560
You get it?

468
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,920
You got that?

469
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,400
Okay.

470
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,920
I tried being nice, you know!
Asshat!

471
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,600
Take this.

472
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,080
Crap away!

473
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,600
Dad, the suit's okay, right?
How do I look?

474
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,400
Hair's alright? Not messy?

475
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560
Why are you asking me?
Ask your mom.

476
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,200
What am I, your stylist?

477
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,600
And where the hell is Hıdır?

478
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,320
They're here, dad! They're here!

479
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,760
Where have you been, Hıdır?
Come on, for God's sake!

480
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,600
He has a face that could spoil milk

481
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,920
and we're taking him
to ask for a girl's hand in marriage.

482
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,240
Dear God, give me strength...

483
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,960
Dad, just ring the bell.
Who knocks like that?

484
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,320
Who asked you?

485
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,840
They're not answering.

486
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,320
Welcome.

487
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,680
Let me kiss your hand.

488
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,680
- Welcome.
- Hello there.

489
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,160
These are for you.

490
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,680
- Move it, Faruk. Move.
- Okay, Mom.

491
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,400
Welcome.

492
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,720
Welcome.

493
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,040
I am not here to eat your son,
you witch!

494
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,920
Hello.

495
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,560
Hello, Mayor.

496
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,680
Let me kiss your hand, father.

497
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,920
I am not your father.
Sit the hell down.

498
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Okay.

499
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,200
How are you, Mayor?
How's the municipality?

500
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,920
Thank you, Mukhtar. Welcome.

501
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,080
Ruhi, welcome.

502
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,840
Glad to be here, Mayor.
Thank you.

503
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,160
Honestly, if it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be here right now.

504
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,320
Dad...

505
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,040
And you'd do what, Ruhi?
Ask the city hall for the girl's hand?

506
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,560
Yeah, Kamuran.
I'd do exactly that.

507
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,040
After all, the girl's father
basically belongs to the municipality.

508
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,320
Hear that?
Is that supposed to be a jab at me?

509
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,960
No...

510
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,840
Just speaking generally.

511
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,040
Why are you even taking it personally?

512
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,560
Alright, why don't you two
shut up for a minute?

513
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,200
Grandpa Hamdi, you're the oldest here.
Maybe say something?

514
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,400
I'm against marriage.

515
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,560
One-night stands are the best.

516
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,520
I'd rather stay single
and party every week

517
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,800
than go on a honeymoon for one week!

518
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,160
Good Lord, have mercy!

519
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,520
I say it as it sounds!

520
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,520
And I can go for five rounds!

521
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,280
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!

522
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,600
God forgive us...

523
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,440
He's just old, you know.
Doesn't even know what he's saying.

524
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,360
Şevket, bring out the baklava already
so we can sweeten the mood, yeah?

525
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,840
Go on, go on.

526
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,600
Ladies.

527
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,080
Is the baklava ready to serve?

528
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,400
Sure.

529
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,720
Yeah, add more.

530
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,280
Right, I'm taking this one.

531
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,600
I'll take this one too.

532
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,040
- Taking this too.
- Go on, go on.

533
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,320
Thank you.

534
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,560
She's totally playing the guy!

535
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,320
Well, he kinda deserves it.

536
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,320
Alright, whatever, get back to work.

537
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,760
The baklava's here too.

538
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280
Two people sharing one plate?
Alright.

539
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,600
Come on, dig in.

540
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,720
Enjoy.

541
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,960
Boss...

542
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,200
Yasin, I think I broke my neck.

543
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,320
Abdo, please hold on just a bit longer.

544
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,920
The hemorrhoid show's about to start.

545
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,400
The place is gonna be full of crap.

546
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,720
And Gülizar will be mine.

547
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,080
Yeah, gobble it up.

548
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,560
Careful now.

549
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,560
Gülizar.

550
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,520
The groom's quite the looker.

551
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,800
Built like a rock,
you could crack walnuts on him.

552
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,440
Yeah, I guess he'll do for me.

553
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,400
Oh, man...

554
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,800
Wish someone would "do" me like that too.

555
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,400
Gülizar, do you have
an older version of him for me?

556
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,880
Well, there is, Seher
but he's part of my package deal.

557
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,320
Oh, that hurts!

558
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,840
You're putting salt in the coffee, right?

559
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,200
Of course I am.

560
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,880
- Girl, wait!
- Where's the salt?

561
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,440
Who even puts salt anymore?

562
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,320
Look what I've got!

563
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,800
What's that?

564
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,840
Wasabi! We're going full wasabi!

565
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,800
Bring it.
Get me a spoon.

566
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,280
Girl, that's too much! Don't!

567
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,920
- Nah, it's okay!
- Here, you heartless witch!

568
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,160
- Go on.
- Men can take it.

569
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,520
Put it in this one.

570
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,960
- That one.
- Men deserve it.

571
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,080
Girl, not so much!
That's too much!

572
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,640
- A little more?
- No, no!

573
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,000
- Add some more!
- Don't!

574
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,440
- Girl, no!
- Okay, okay!

575
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,960
Mix it.

576
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,800
Yeah, okay.

577
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,920
Enjoy.

578
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,800
Alright then...

579
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,640
Boss, I can't hold it anymore!
I think I'm slipping!

580
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,800
- What?
- I'm slipping!

581
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,440
- Calm down!
- I'm slipping, boss!

582
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,400
- You damn water buffalo!
- I can't hold it, I'm slipping!

583
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,320
- Just stand still for two seconds!
- I'm going down!

584
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,840
- Dude, seriously!
- I'm slipping!

585
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,560
Boss, I can't! I am slipping!

586
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,560
You useless fucking shit!

587
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,720
And who might you be?

588
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,360
Aren't you a sweet little thing?

589
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,640
Come here, you little button-eyed cutie.

590
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,960
Oh, shit. Motherfucker!

591
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,200
Son?

592
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,200
What? Too salty for you?

593
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,680
I'm fine.

594
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,440
Totally fine.

595
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,840
They must've really loaded it with salt.

596
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,840
Mr. Ruhi, maybe it's time
to ask for the girl's hand?

597
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,960
Ahem...

598
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,320
The reason we are here...

599
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,840
Damn.

600
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,720
What the hell, Ruhi?

601
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,920
Is your stomach doing the talk for you?

602
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,800
Ahem...

603
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,040
With God's will
and the Prophet's blessing...

604
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,680
Something's happening to me, man.
You take over.

605
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,400
No worries.

606
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,320
This young couple
have seen each other...

607
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,840
They've seen each other...

608
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,440
Seen...

609
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,720
You continue, please.

610
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,200
Come on now, Hıdır.

611
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,560
Since when does the groom
ask for the girl's hand himself?

612
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,680
Are you guys messing with us or what?

613
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,320
Is this how you...

614
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,680
- What is wrong?
- Oh, damn...

615
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,680
What the hell did we eat?

616
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,720
Oh, God!

617
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,560
That ankle-biter jumped me like a beast!

618
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,600
I am a mess.

619
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,520
Boss?

620
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,560
What happened?
Who did this to you?

621
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,600
That fucking mutt!
Ruined my Calvin Klein shirt too!

622
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,920
That tiny dog was named Monster!
I guess he wanted to live up to his name!

623
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,400
He ripped you up real good.

624
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,200
But look what I got from him!

625
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,840
Is that a tooth?

626
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,240
Get out of my way! Now!

627
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,920
God almighty!

628
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,520
This is bad!

629
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,520
Grab him, hold him!

630
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,600
Oh, quick! Come!

631
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,200
I say it as it sounds!

632
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,080
And I can go for five rounds!

633
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,920
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!

634
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,120
You okay? You alright?

635
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,960
Wait, wait, wait...

636
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,840
Man, even an infidel
wouldn't treat us like this.

637
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,320
Is this how you ask for a girl's hand?

638
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,360
Oh, Kamuran...

639
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,560
You set us up, didn't you?

640
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,360
Take your daughter and shove it!

641
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,360
- Dad, come on, don't...
- Shut up!

642
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,120
- My stomach...
- Man, you okay?

643
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,800
Get the hell out of my garden!

644
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,080
You've shit all over it!

645
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,680
Guys, come on!
Obviously something didn't sit right!

646
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,040
What could it be, Hıdır?

647
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,880
Everyone only ate the baklava you brought.
We didn't eat anything else!

648
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,400
Why not? We had coffee too.

649
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,120
Hıdır, what the hell, man?

650
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,120
- Mayor...
- Let's go. Come on, let's go.

651
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,800
Dad, you're not going anywhere!

652
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,960
We came to ask for this girl's hand
and I'm not leaving without her!

653
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,320
Look at this bastard!

654
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,640
He's still going on about the girl!

655
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,200
Boy, it doesn't matter if you bring
a mayor, a minister or a prime minister...

656
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,880
Hell, I won't give you my daughter

657
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,640
even if you bring
the goddamn USA president himself!

658
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,200
You're not getting her!
Now get lost!

659
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,520
Kamuran!

660
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,720
Yes, Mayor?

661
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120
I am right here, you know.

662
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,040
Right here, Kamuran.

663
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,520
Well, good job, Hıdır!

664
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,320
Good job!

665
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,360
You should've just
let me hang myself instead!

666
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,560
"Every young couple in this town
is married thanks to me."

667
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,040
Well? What now, huh?

668
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,120
Didn't do anything
and still caught all the shit.

669
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:04,840
That's what I get for
promising that epilator crap!

670
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,200
Yes!

671
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,960
That's what you get, Mr. Hıdır.

672
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,120
Now I just need to ask for Gülizar's
hand in marriage tomorrow

673
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,040
and finish this once and for all!

674
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,280
Let's go, Abdo!

675
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,720
Time to scheme.

676
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,640
Good morning, Mukhtar Hıdır!

677
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,160
Morning.

678
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Hıdır!

679
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,560
- Take this.
- What's that?

680
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,880
The bracelet money I saved
for Asya's dowry.

681
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,600
Go to the bazaar, buy two bangles.
Twirly ones!

682
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,680
- Twirly?
- Like this one.

683
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,040
Alright, I'll get them.

684
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,120
I ruined the poor kid's life...

685
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,080
Alright, good luck, take care!

686
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,440
- Girls!
- What's up?

687
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,920
- Got any new stock in?
- We do!

688
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,080
Gülizar.

689
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Let me carry that for you.

690
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,080
What's with the face?

691
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,200
You don't even smile
when you see me anymore.

692
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,160
Why should I smile, Faruk?

693
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,840
Thanks to you, the whole village
took a dump in our yard.

694
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,120
It wasn't my fault!

695
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,840
How could I have even known
that would happen?

696
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,560
Yeah, right. What do you want?

697
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,120
Gülizar...

698
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,200
Listen...

699
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,120
Let's run away together!

700
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,160
- Let's run!
- Let's do it!

701
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,200
- You go that way!
- I'll run that way!

702
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,160
- I'll run this way!
- You go this way!

703
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,520
And when I find you,
you are it, okay?

704
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,120
Ugh, for God's sake...

705
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,360
Give me that!

706
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,160
And don't follow me either!

707
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,640
- Gülizar!
- What?

708
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,320
Seriously, do men always
have to be the ones trying?

709
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,880
You all just sit around and do nothing?

710
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,120
Ferhat drills through mountains for Şirin!

711
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,280
Kerem gets lost in deserts for Aslı!

712
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,920
Faik does duets for Safiye!

713
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,080
And what exactly are you girls doing?

714
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,920
What's Faruk done for Gülizar?

715
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,840
He's done everything!
He would do anything!

716
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,800
Like taking a shit in the garden?
Ugh, you idiot!

717
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,320
Now we're really in deep shit.

718
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,800
Lord have mercy!

719
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,880
And he's still out here talking.
God!

720
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,640
What's up, sister?

721
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,080
Brother Yasin, have you gone nuts?
What are you doing?

722
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,120
I've gone mad, Gülizar!
Your love's driving me crazy!

723
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,040
What love, Brother Yasin?

724
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,280
- Don't call me “brother.”
- And why not?

725
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,800
Soon I'll be the mukhtar
and you'll be the first lady.

726
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,880
Look, I had these gathered just for you.

727
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,120
Super expensive flowers!

728
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,520
No, thanks, Yasin.

729
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,520
Look, I know what happened last night
and you'll be okay.

730
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,640
Just marry me and
I'll make you the queen of appliances!

731
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,080
Ugh! Thanks, Yasin
But I don't even like appliances!

732
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,560
Look, Gülizar!

733
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaking of appliances...

734
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,640
New kettle models just dropped.
They have color options too!

735
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,120
- What do you say?
- I'm not interested, Yasin!

736
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,320
- Go away now.
- Where are you going?

737
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,040
- Goodbye!
- Gülizar!

738
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,320
I'm obsessed with this girl.

739
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,120
I swear I can't take it anymore.

740
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,360
I'll crack whips on her!
Sexy hot whips!

741
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,160
"Say my name!"

742
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,680
"Say my name!"

743
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,360
No, you eat that!

744
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,880
What are you even after?

745
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,960
I... For God's sake.

746
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,400
Why am I even bothering
talking to you?

747
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:47,000
I won’t go on TV,
Even if you kill me,

748
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:53,800
I got a pimple
like a teenage boy at eighty.

749
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,200
Get two servings of haydari out.

750
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,600
Come on, get to work.

751
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,320
Well, well, look who's here!

752
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,720
What happened? Snow in hell?

753
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,160
What's it to you, Appetizer Hüseyin?

754
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,320
You'll fix my problem?

755
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,600
Bring something to eat, man.
I can't drink this shit by itself!

756
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,560
Bro, you need anything else?

757
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,160
- Turnip juice.
- Yes?

758
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,720
- And one more plate of beans.
- On it.

759
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,880
And bring some ice too.

760
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,600
Damn you, Trump...

761
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,720
Wait...

762
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Coming right up, bro.

763
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,240
Turnip juice, ice
and one more serving of beans.

764
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,440
Hüseyin.

765
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,920
- You want a new gig?
- What gig?

766
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,840
You're gonna be the president of the USA.

767
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,560
Dude, what are you on?

768
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,960
I haven't even started drinking yet.

769
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,520
Take this money.

770
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,120
For just one day,
you're gonna be the U.S. President.

771
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,520
What the hell?
Go joke around with your dad, dude.

772
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,120
Bro, this is life or death!

773
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200
A young guy's
this close to offing himself!

774
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,120
Do something good for once.
Just one day!

775
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,200
You play Trump and we're done!

776
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,840
- One day, huh?
- Yep.

777
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,880
- Acting and stuff.
- Exactly!

778
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,360
- You're paying good too.
- Yep!

779
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,360
Okay, deal. I like it.

780
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,680
- Hell yeah!
- Take this.

781
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,160
Time to dance!

782
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,720
Wait, hold up!

783
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,080
The operation begins.

784
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,840
Okay, I'm heading out!

785
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,160
Hıdır!

786
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,120
Where are the bangles?

787
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,400
Well, the order is in.

788
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,280
They're making them custom,
they'll be ready next week.

789
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,120
Custom? How?

790
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,360
Didn't you want the twirly ones?

791
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,560
They're twirling it specially
for her wrist, okay?

792
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,920
It'll be ready next week!

793
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,120
Anyway, I'm in a hurry!

794
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,880
Of course you are.
You're always in a hurry!

795
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,200
Don't run away!
I said stop!

796
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
Stop!

797
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,960
Girl!

798
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,000
Didn't I tell you to go inside?

799
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,160
But Mom!
I will get no man if you keep doing this!

800
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,520
To hell with your men!

801
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,280
Come, man. Come on.

802
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,800
Where the hell have you been?

803
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,720
You think it's easy
gathering all this stuff?

804
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,880
I couldn't find Trump's wig anywhere!

805
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,360
It is a women's wig apparently,
had to get it shipped in from the city.

806
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,200
Come on, let's get this over with
before someone sees us.

807
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,960
Here, try this on real quick.

808
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,640
- What's that?
- Metallic paint.

809
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,080
For what?

810
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,360
The presidential car.

811
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,120
- What presidential car?
- This one.

812
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,800
Okay, whatever.

813
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,680
I feel like we need to find somewhere
more private first.

814
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,360
Wait, two guys sneaking off
would look way worse. Nevermind.

815
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,200
Just go, it's okay.

816
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,640
Just change over there.

817
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,920
Here you go, guys. Enjoy!

818
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,800
Courtesy of Yasin.

819
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,000
Yasin, what are these delights for?

820
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,800
Wedding sweets.
Got a wedding coming up.

821
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,320
Congrats, Yasin. Who's the bride?

822
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,600
You wouldn't know her, Faruk.

823
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,120
So, it's not from around here?
Nice.

824
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,480
Damn, Yasin...

825
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,640
If only I could marry Gülizar too!

826
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,560
Imagine a double wedding.
That'd be amazing.

827
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,840
Yeah, it would.

828
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,160
In your dreams, sucker.

829
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,600
- Sorry?
- I am sure you'll get her.

830
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,560
Hopefully.
Maybe we'll even do a...

831
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,120
Alright.

832
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,320
Please come, Mister President.

833
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,800
Give me your hand, c'mon.

834
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,080
Who the hell is this?

835
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,560
Come here please.

836
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,560
Come, come, come.

837
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,120
This is the town's teahouse.

838
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,720
This is the local people.

839
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,720
<i>Oh yeah.</i>

840
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,880
Milf. Big yes.

841
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,720
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

842
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,360
What kind of English is that?

843
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,320
I studied all night online, man!

844
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,120
God damn it, you idiot.

845
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,520
Boss, who is this?

846
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,040
Yeah, Hıdır, who is this guy?

847
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,920
Who is he?

848
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,400
The one and only president
of the United States, Mr. Trump.

849
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,560
- What?
- Yep!

850
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,080
You serious?

851
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,920
We met at a mukhtar's summit
in Fashington.

852
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,640
Sorry, where?

853
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,080
Fashington.

854
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,720
The Ankara of America.

855
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,480
That's where we met.

856
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,200
I asked him for a favor, and he said yes.

857
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,160
He's here to help us ask for
Gülizar's hand in marriage.

858
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,640
- What?
- What?

859
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,080
Yep!

860
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,440
Hıdır, ask the president
what he'd like to drink.

861
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,120
No, no, he won't drink anything.

862
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,560
We just thought we'd give him
a quick tour of the area.

863
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,120
Excuse us, please.

864
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,640
Right this way, Mr. President.

865
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,960
You go stay at the shop.

866
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,360
Faruk, come with us.

867
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,640
Where to, bro?

868
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,680
Your mama's... Just come, Faruk.

869
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,280
- Oh God.
- Please, Mr. President, this way.

870
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,200
Here, please.

871
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,320
Something smells fishy, Abdo.

872
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,840
Want me to get you mint soup, boss?

873
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,320
To hell with your mint soup!

874
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,680
Some delight?

875
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,600
Delight my ass!

876
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,160
Hi.

877
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,600
Hi, sweetie.

878
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,400
What's up, champ?
Think you know me from somewhere?

879
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,160
No, no, no, Mr. President. Somebody...

880
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,880
Wait, he's speaking Turkish!

881
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,360
Hüseyin?

882
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,360
Your father-in-law
wanted the U.S. President, right?

883
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,640
So, we delivered!

884
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,800
Man, have you lost your minds?

885
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,560
You think my father-in-law's buying this?

886
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,120
- Didn't you buy it?
- I did.

887
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,560
- So?
- So?

888
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,880
Didn't I tell you I've got this?

889
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,440
Man, you're the ultimate wingman!

890
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,720
You're the king!

891
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,200
And you are my president now!

892
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,880
Your English is decent too.

893
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,560
Kamuran, what's this here?

894
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,120
What's this black smudge?

895
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,960
It's fish, right, mayor?

896
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,720
No, Kamuran. That's shit.

897
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,120
That fish pooped its body weight.

898
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,840
I thought since they live in water,
they'd have watery poop.

899
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,800
Turns out they pop it out like goats.

900
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,560
That's your big concern, really?

901
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,960
Sparkling water.

902
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,680
We've been running festivals
for five years now.

903
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,880
We've spent a fortune on them, Kamuran...

904
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,880
Look at this weirdo.

905
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,800
Anyway, not even a mention
in a single newspaper, you know.

906
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,560
Villages next door are world-famous
and we're stuck recognizing ourselves.

907
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,120
- Why?
- Why?

908
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,760
Because, with a sinner like Hıdır,

909
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,080
this town will just keep going
in circles, Mr. Mayor.

910
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,520
Come on now.

911
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,160
Still holding a grudge, huh?

912
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,920
Come on, have some tea. Relax.

913
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,320
Want me to order one?

914
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,040
Make it light. Light tea.

915
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,520
One light tea for Kamuran.

916
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,520
Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

917
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,920
Sir!

918
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,640
What is it now, Yasin?

919
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,920
The U.S. President Trump is in town!

920
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,360
Apparently he hasn't been seen in public
for a while either!

921
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,400
Did you hear that?

922
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,360
Trump is here! He's in Mudanya!

923
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,920
Get a load of this guy.

924
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,600
Did Melanie come too?

925
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,640
- Melanie?
- His wife.

926
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,040
Swear to God, I saw him
with Hıdır at the teahouse.

927
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,360
With my own eyes!

928
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,280
They were sitting there, chatting!

929
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,880
Swear to God, I saw it.

930
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,280
Oh man...

931
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,280
Trump's in Mudanya, huh?

932
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,040
Trump's in freaking Mudanya!

933
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,720
MR. TRUMP IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

934
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,840
You know what, Mr. Mayor?

935
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,320
I'm sure Hıdır brought him here
for my daughter.

936
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Now we're screwed.

937
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,880
Now we're totally screwed!

938
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,600
What do you mean screwed?

939
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,200
Screwed how, Kamuran?

940
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,160
This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!

941
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,880
A golden opportunity
just landed at our feet!

942
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,360
We're gonna break the news wide open!

943
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,680
Move it, move it!

944
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,160
- Where to?
- Just move! Don't ask, just move!

945
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,880
Move it, appliance guy! Move!

946
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,840
Listen, Faruk.

947
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,120
Go tell Gülizar we're coming to
ask for her hand again tonight.

948
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,880
Wait, you're serious...

949
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,640
Got it, bro!

950
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,920
Hüseyin, you go home too.
I'll see you tomorrow morning.

951
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,200
Can't do that.

952
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,360
If I go home like this,
my dad will beat me with a stick.

953
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,640
So what do we do?

954
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:21,920
I'll crash here with you tonight.

955
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,480
Alright, fine!

956
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,640
But no talking politics.
My wife's a Biden fan.

957
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,120
It's okay, I'm a Biden guy too.

958
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,520
Well, well, well!

959
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,880
Mister President!

960
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,160
Welcome to our municipality, sir.

961
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,000
I'm Dursun Karanfilci,
the mayor of this town.

962
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,920
It is an honor to host you
in our town hall.

963
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,520
Sir, the President is here
just to ask for a girl's hand.

964
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,760
He'll be leaving shortly.

965
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,360
No way.
We won't let him go that easily.

966
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,280
He is now the guest of honor
at our festival.

967
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,560
What festival?

968
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,440
The Trilye Peacock Festival.

969
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,600
There are peacocks in Trilye, Mr. Mayor?

970
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,840
I know, Hıdır. I know there aren't.

971
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,920
But we spent a fortune
to bring them in from Bursa.

972
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,880
We'll host him for a few days.

973
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,280
Translate.

974
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,120
I like to move it, move it.
You like to...

975
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,600
Move it.

976
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,880
We'd like to host him as a guest
at our festival for a few days.

977
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,160
Translate that, Hıdır.

978
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,800
Annie, are you okay?

979
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,040
Annie, are you okay? Okay?

980
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,360
Okay! Milf. Yeah.

981
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,800
Wait, what did he say?

982
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,720
He just needs a little rest.
He'll get back to you later.

983
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,120
No way.

984
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,040
He's the U.S. president, for God's sake!

985
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,640
You want him staying in this coop, Hıdır?

986
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,600
If the mukhtar stays there, so can he!

987
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,720
Nope.

988
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,560
We will accommodate him in
our VIP guest lodge in the forest.

989
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,720
Deep in the woods.

990
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,120
Everything he can possibly want is there.

991
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,680
Fancy sweets, snacks and "snacks"!
Whatever he wants!

992
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,120
"Snacks"? Oh, yeah! Go, go, go!

993
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,920
No, no...

994
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,840
I know he's not Trump.

995
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,200
And I know exactly
what you're up to, Hıdır.

996
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,160
I won't ruin your game
but don't mess up mine either.

997
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,120
Or your whole family tree will pay.

998
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,120
Don't blow it, okay?
I'm warning you, don't.

999
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,960
Then let's all go together, yeah?

1000
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,400
- Come on. Let's go.
- Lead the way.

1001
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,880
- Let's go.
- Move it.

1002
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,160
What now?

1003
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,920
So Trump came to town
to help you ask for my hand?

1004
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,320
- Yep.
- Wow!

1005
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,880
And who's the best man? Putin?

1006
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,840
Why do I even listen to you?

1007
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,960
Gülizar, come he4re.

1008
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,400
Have I ever lied to you?

1009
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,680
- Here.
- Let me see.

1010
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,040
Here. Who's that?

1011
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,280
Whoa! That's Trump!

1012
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,800
Of course it's Trump!
I told you!

1013
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,320
Go tell your folks,
we're coming for another visit.

1014
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,160
And this time
we are definitely getting engaged.

1015
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,760
- For real?
- For real.

1016
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,520
Alright then, let me go tell my parents.

1017
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,040
Okay, go. But before you go...

1018
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,440
I was gonna ask for a kiss,
but you won't give it.

1019
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,320
Where's the cow?
I'll kiss the cow instead.

1020
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,520
No cows around, Faruk.

1021
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,640
Faruk.

1022
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,800
I hate you, you know.

1023
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,520
Stupid Faruk.

1024
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,240
- This is how you hate, huh?
- Here, throw it at that idiot.

1025
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,320
Why me, boss?

1026
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,520
You're young.
You'd do less time than me.

1027
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,800
Okay, boss.

1028
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,280
For you, I'd do life if I had to!

1029
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,720
Life, I tell you!

1030
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,960
You useless fucking shit!

1031
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,360
Oh, God!

1032
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,160
Dude, it's gangrene now.
It's totally gangrene.

1033
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,960
Useless little fuck!

1034
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,520
Boss, it didn't even hit your foot,
just went between your toes!

1035
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,320
Kid, you don't get it.
These shoes are custom-made.

1036
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,840
- Custom?
- Exactly.

1037
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,240
Dear friends.

1038
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,280
We are proud to host a world leader
in our town today.

1039
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:31,320
The world may see us as just a backyard.

1040
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:37,160
But let's not forget,
the best fruit grows in the backyard.

1041
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:47,240
Thanks to dear Trump,
the whole world will now know Mudanya.

1042
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,840
What a tremendous blessing!

1043
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,240
What an incredible stroke of luck!

1044
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,800
And now I give the floor to Mr. President.

1045
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,680
Mr. President, please.

1046
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,280
Go ahead.

1047
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,440
- Salaam alaikum.
- Alaikum salaam.

1048
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,920
See?
He's already like one of us!

1049
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,080
Speak English, you animal!

1050
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,040
Go ahead.

1051
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,360
Mr. Trump says he really likes Mudanya.

1052
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,560
Bravo!

1053
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,720
And from today onward,

1054
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,280
we officially declare Mudanya
and USA sister cities.

1055
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,560
Bravo!

1056
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,080
Wait a second, hold on.

1057
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,080
Can I ask the president a question too?

1058
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,920
Yasin, your English isn't enough for that.

1059
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,360
Let him ask, Hıdır.

1060
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,120
He's one of our own here in the village.

1061
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,000
Go ahead, ask.

1062
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,160
Mr. President, welcome to Trilye.

1063
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,440
What are you?

1064
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,320
This is a pencil.

1065
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,680
Manufacturing.

1066
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,080
Any question?

1067
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,840
What are you doing here?

1068
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,240
What the fuck, man?

1069
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,120
He said "fuck you"! He did!

1070
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,640
Bravo.

1071
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,960
Okay, let's party!

1072
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,920
Come on people,
we are not come here to sit. Let's go!

1073
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,200
Hıdır.

1074
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,040
Hıdır!

1075
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,640
Hıdır.

1076
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,680
What dance is this?
I am not familiar with it.

1077
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,480
This is the Illuminati folk dance.

1078
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,600
Two steps forward, one step back.

1079
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,040
Then you reach enlightenment.

1080
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,800
Mayor, I have a question.

1081
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,640
Why would the president of the
United States come here without security?

1082
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,800
Kamuran, you're so naive.

1083
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,440
He's on a secret mission, man.

1084
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,640
Would it still be secret if
he came with a thousand bodyguards?

1085
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:40,880
That's true.

1086
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,560
When is he gonna
ask for our girl's hand though?

1087
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,440
Hıdır, I really gotta pee, man.

1088
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,600
Dude, you are telling me
the U.S. President needs to pee?

1089
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:28,880
Why not? He wouldn't?

1090
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,600
I don't know, you'd think he doesn't.

1091
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,800
- Well, I gotta go or I'll pee right here.
- Okay, chill, we'll sort it out.

1092
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,200
Relax.

1093
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,360
Mr. President
would like to visit the restroom.

1094
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,000
Easy, easy.

1095
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:57,120
Man, I swear I recognize
this Trump from somewhere...

1096
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,320
Here, boss.
Your eyes must be hungry.

1097
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:06,640
Abdo, if we hooked your brain up to a cow,
it'd drown itself in its own milk, dude!

1098
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,360
You flushed one of the 52 states
back there, dude!

1099
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,640
Dude!

1100
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,440
Mayor?

1101
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,120
Where to, Hıdır?

1102
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,960
We were feeling a little heavy
from the food,

1103
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,520
so we're just stepping out
for some fresh air.

1104
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,800
Trump's staying here tonight.

1105
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,560
- Then I'm staying too.
- Why?

1106
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,400
Who's gonna translate what this guy says?

1107
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,120
It's not like
he's gonna translate himself.

1108
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,040
Yeah, who's gonna translate for me?

1109
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,680
- He will.
- Exactly.

1110
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,040
Okay, he's staying here
until the festival ends.

1111
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,120
Once it hits the papers,
you're free to go.

1112
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,280
Alright, Mr. Mayor, no problem.

1113
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,360
We'll take Faruk with us too.

1114
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,440
- Let's go then.
- After you.

1115
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,360
Alright then.

1116
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,240
Clingy little bastard!

1117
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,360
Yeah, go ahead.

1118
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,880
Get inside.

1119
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,240
You'll see what happens then.

1120
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,560
Idiot.

1121
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,960
“I won't be home tonight.

1122
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,560
Something urgent came up at city hall.

1123
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,800
Your honeycomb, Hıdır.”

1124
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,680
<i>The person you are calling
cannot be reached at the moment.</i>

1125
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,720
<i>Please try again later.</i>

1126
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,840
<i>After the beep...</i>

1127
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,120
The asshole you're calling
can't be reached!

1128
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,520
I'm gonna lose it.

1129
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,360
This guy is definitely cheating on me!
I'm done!

1130
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,440
He's totally cheating! Totally!

1131
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,440
Absolutely cheating!

1132
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,440
Who's this guy, sweetie?

1133
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,960
Who are you, boy?

1134
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,880
Mom, I found him on the street.

1135
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,200
Should we keep him?

1136
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,080
He might end up your future son-in-law.

1137
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,760
A son-in-law, huh?

1138
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,760
Now, you are gonna get it!

1139
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,800
You disgraceful tramp!

1140
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,480
Stop bringing
random men into the house!

1141
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,040
Old school romance
was something else, huh?

1142
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,360
Wish we lived back then, right?

1143
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,800
Sure.

1144
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,320
You'd still end up with
someone like dreamy Ayhan Işık,

1145
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,520
and I'd be stuck with Yadigar Ejder.

1146
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,360
Are we there yet?

1147
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,960
We are, Auntie Hatice.

1148
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,240
Final stop, Menopause Village.

1149
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,640
Go make fun of your own mother.

1150
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,480
Mom, your neck's gonna cramp there.
Go lie down properly.

1151
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,320
No, it's drafty here.

1152
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,280
Give me some tea, will you?

1153
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,640
No way.

1154
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,160
Why not, girl?

1155
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,080
Mom, that tea must be ice cold by now.

1156
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,800
I like my tea cold, you know?

1157
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,720
Auntie Hatice,
that tea's probably bitter now.

1158
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,960
Let us brew you a fresh one.

1159
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,600
No need. Leave it.

1160
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,280
Your conversation's crap anyway.

1161
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:23,840
I'm going inside.

1162
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,160
Don't stay up too late.

1163
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,160
Alright, mom.

1164
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,880
We are just gonna nibble some
sunflower seeds and call it a night.

1165
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,440
Good night then.

1166
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,360
Wait, hold on.

1167
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,920
Alright, wine time.
Fill 'em up.

1168
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,960
- Come on, come on.
- Bring it.

1169
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,840
Cheers, girls.

1170
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,560
For a second, I panicked
thinking my mom might drink too.

1171
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,680
What are we toasting to?

1172
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,320
To Gülizar's upcoming wedding.

1173
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,120
To that hunky groom-to-be.

1174
01:02:55,520 --> 01:03:01,200
To my great love, Faruk the donkey,
and the days we'll spend side by side!

1175
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,080
May it be my turn next!

1176
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,360
Faruk, listen. You sleep here.

1177
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,920
- Why, bro?
- I suffer from homophobia.

1178
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,840
Oh wow, get well soon, man.

1179
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,880
Alright, I'll sleep here. No worries.

1180
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,880
Also, we really need to
wrap this up tomorrow.

1181
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,840
If the gendarmerie gets wind of this,
we'll be a laughing stock.

1182
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,640
Yeah, you are right.

1183
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,080
He is leaking poison!

1184
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,160
Move! Move! Go, run!

1185
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,640
Guys, wake up.

1186
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,640
Man, the mayor is a real bro.

1187
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,640
He left me a suit before he left.

1188
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,080
Fits me perfectly too.

1189
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,680
My back's stiff from sleeping here.

1190
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,840
Wait, why did you guys sleep outside?

1191
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,480
I wonder why?

1192
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,280
So that you could rip farts
all night in peace.

1193
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,760
Even the bird inside passed out
from your fart, dude.

1194
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,120
Good thing you're still alive.

1195
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,600
Yeah, I guess.

1196
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,920
- Alright, enough jokes.
- Get up, get up.

1197
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,120
If gendarmerie comes,
we'll get busted.

1198
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,360
Let's go.

1199
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,960
Oh, dear God!

1200
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,360
I didn't do anything! I swear, I didn't!

1201
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,200
It wasn't me, it was him!

1202
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,880
Told you they wouldn't buy it.

1203
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,560
What's up, Hıdır? You going somewhere?

1204
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,720
President Trump suddenly
had a craving for something sweet.

1205
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,960
So we figured we'd look around
and see what's out there.

1206
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,040
- He's lying.
- Fuck off.

1207
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,600
Don't worry, I got you.

1208
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,640
Today you'll get all the sweets
you can handle.

1209
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,560
Because today is a special day.

1210
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,600
It is Trilye's liberation day!

1211
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:25,080
Mr. Mayor, when was Trilye
even occupied to begin with?

1212
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,320
Anyway...

1213
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,360
Kids, come over here.

1214
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,920
One, two, three.

1215
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:37,640
A mother weeps,
Her eyes are full of tears.

1216
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,800
Holding a rifle,
With tulip-shaped brows.

1217
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,880
The enemy's at the Bursa highway.

1218
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:51,280
Oh, tollbooths, tollbooths.
Damn you, tollbooths.

1219
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,840
Bravo, bravo.

1220
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,640
Alright kids, go take your seats.

1221
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,720
Mr. President, let's pose
for a photo for the press.

1222
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,360
Right this way, right this way.

1223
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,800
Go on, please.

1224
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,800
Right this way.

1225
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,880
“The press” is just Şükrü the Stationer.

1226
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,680
Sir, if you'll allow us,

1227
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,720
we'd like to host you
at the Trilye Cultural Center.

1228
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,880
Let's go, sir.

1229
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,280
Right this way, press folks.

1230
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,640
Come on, now.

1231
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,200
Let's keep the tour going.

1232
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,360
Onward with the tour.

1233
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,520
If they go ask for the girl with Trump,
they'll definitely get her.

1234
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,880
And the mukhtar post too.

1235
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,200
I'll lose all respect in town.

1236
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,080
What do we do, boss?

1237
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,880
There must be a weak spot
in this Trump dude.

1238
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,800
Let's go.
We're hitting the hardware store.

1239
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,440
Let's move.

1240
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,680
President.

1241
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,520
Dear townsfolk, the president has arrived.

1242
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:21,320
It is my honor to present you
with this gift on behalf of our town.

1243
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,800
Ömer, reveal it.

1244
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,240
What the hell is this, dude?

1245
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,960
Did you make the statue out of soap?

1246
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,320
Yeah, we thought if he likes it,
he could bathe with it at home.

1247
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,720
You are fucking useless, Ömer.

1248
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,800
Sir, come on to the cultural center, please.

1249
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,960
This way, sir. Please.

1250
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,440
You too, press.

1251
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,680
TRILYE CULTURAL CENTER

1252
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,520
ÖMER'S TEAHOUSE

1253
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,600
Alright folks, sit down.

1254
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,960
Sit down, carry on.

1255
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,200
Keep doing whatever you were doing.

1256
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,040
Thanks to our municipality,...

1257
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,640
...we organize all kinds
of cultural activities here.

1258
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,760
Look.

1259
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,040
No, no, no.

1260
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,560
No, no, no.

1261
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,760
Very nice.

1262
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,640
Oh, Mr. President.

1263
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:36,520
A Turkish number.

1264
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,520
As you can see,
the world is indeed bigger than five.

1265
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,600
Yes, Mr. President.

1266
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,320
Sir, if you'd like, we've prepared
a little breakfast outside.

1267
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:47,960
Let's have brunch together.

1268
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,960
<i>Brunch? Yeah, yeah.</i>

1269
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,120
- Yes.
- This way, please.

1270
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,560
What's a festival without a brunch, right?

1271
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,360
Come on, right this way.

1272
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,680
This is a humble gift for Mr. Trump.

1273
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,280
Ömer, don't just stand there.
Scram.

1274
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,520
Move along, boy.

1275
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,440
Good boy. Yeah.

1276
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,280
The idiot ruined the sausage.

1277
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,840
Wow, look at him go.

1278
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,560
He's loving that spicy stuff.

1279
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,240
It's like he's from Urfa, not USA.

1280
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,960
Well, they have spicy food in America too.

1281
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,600
It's not like they don't.

1282
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:34,520
They call it “hot.”

1283
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,280
Like we have isot, they have tacos.

1284
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,880
Hot, you know?

1285
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,200
Hüseyin, the press is here.

1286
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,440
Calm down. Eat slower.

1287
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:45,920
Slow down, Hüseyin.

1288
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,240
President Trump.

1289
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,600
Look what I brought! You like it?

1290
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,800
What the hell is this lunatic doing?

1291
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,240
He's an idiot.
Idiots gonna idiot.

1292
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,160
What does this mean?

1293
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,960
Didn't like it?
He didn't even look at us.

1294
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:08,040
WELCOME, TRUMP

1295
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,240
Okay, let's go!

1296
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,240
Shall we keep the tour going,
Mr. President?

1297
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,280
Oh yeah, go, go.

1298
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:24,240
Mayor, isn't this going too far?

1299
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,800
Come on, let us go already.

1300
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,840
Relax, man, I'll let you go.

1301
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,760
I've invited the local press.
A few will show up.

1302
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,560
And tomorrow is the beauty contest.

1303
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,240
After that, you're free.

1304
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,600
A beauty contest?
Ain't no beauties in this village!

1305
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,760
I brought them in myself, Hıdır.
I handled it.

1306
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,280
Just one more night, man.
Can't say no to the mayor.

1307
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,760
Cut the bullshit,
you just want to see the chicks.

1308
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,120
Mayor, please.

1309
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,360
This is a matter of life and death.

1310
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:48,720
If the gendarmerie finds out,
we're screwed.

1311
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:54,560
And this guy keeps rolling his eyes at me
and kinda humping the air a little.

1312
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,880
Seriously, I don't feel safe here.

1313
01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,760
Come on, let's just get the girl already.

1314
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,640
Fine, okay.
You can have Trump tonight.

1315
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,080
Alright.
Guys, the president is leaving.

1316
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,240
Let's go.

1317
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,880
- Mr. President, this way.
- Yes.

1318
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,400
- Let's move.
- This way.

1319
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,760
Come on, Kamuran.

1320
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:13,920
Hüseyin! Hüseyin, go!

1321
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:16,600
Mayor!

1322
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,960
Mayor, what about the check?

1323
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,080
Why are they taking so long?

1324
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,800
Sorry, girls.
Took us a while to get ready.

1325
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,120
It's okay.

1326
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,360
Stop prancing around and move it!

1327
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,840
Şirin, I found the address.
It's two blocks down.

1328
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,760
Is the guy actually good at what he does?

1329
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,560
Girl, they praised him a lot.

1330
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,440
They say he's got a powerful breath.

1331
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,720
His name's "Windy Arif."

1332
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,440
Thanks, Gülizar.

1333
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,760
If this doesn't work either,
I'm taking the girl to a vet.

1334
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,680
Wait, the vet's a guy, mom?

1335
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,200
You sure about this?
Should we have tried a doctor first?

1336
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,600
You think I didn't try that, Seher?

1337
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,560
The last doctor I took her to
is now undergoing therapy himself.

1338
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,200
Yeah, Asya's just like me!

1339
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,560
Welcome.

1340
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,760
- Who's the patient?
- This one.

1341
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,160
She's my daughter.

1342
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,400
What seems to be the issue?

1343
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,680
Men.

1344
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,720
Actually, my daughter is their issue.

1345
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,080
She's obsessed with men.

1346
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,640
Let's not say obsessed.
She's just a little too enthusiastic.

1347
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,560
Sure, why not?

1348
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,760
But Arif is currently
on an astral journey.

1349
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,240
So we'll have to ask you to wait a bit.

1350
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,360
Well, I guess he's not here.

1351
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,080
Girl, where do you think you're going?

1352
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:38,880
Just say he's napping,
not “on an astral journey.”

1353
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,240
Here, this is the consultation fee.

1354
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,720
There you go.

1355
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,720
Ugh, it's hot in here.

1356
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,720
Just say you wanna show some skin!

1357
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,880
You air-conditioned lunatic!

1358
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:57,200
Shut up, girl.

1359
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,040
Guess he ran out of charge.

1360
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,160
Sir?

1361
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,360
Sir! Hello, sir!

1362
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,400
Since when have you been here?

1363
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,680
Well, we were here before you were.

1364
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:38,800
Sorry, I was in a trance.

1365
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,440
Think of it like a tunnel,
no signal inside.

1366
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,520
Who's the patient?

1367
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,560
This one, sir.

1368
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,240
You two, come upstairs.

1369
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,640
I'll blow on you up there.

1370
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,720
Alright, sir.
Come on, let's go.

1371
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,800
Come on, girl.

1372
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,440
What? Oh God, I'll die single!

1373
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,120
So what's your daughter's issue?

1374
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,680
Tell me so I can tailor
the blow accordingly.

1375
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,440
Sir, my daughter has no luck in love.

1376
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,960
And whenever she sees a man, she loses it.

1377
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,520
She goes wild.
You can't even find her!

1378
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:36,840
No worries.

1379
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,600
My name's Windy Arif.

1380
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,200
Even flightless birds take off
when I blow on them.

1381
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,080
Now step aside a little.

1382
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:46,200
Alright.

1383
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,160
Problem solved. All good now.

1384
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,240
That's it? It's done?

1385
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,160
It's done? That was it?

1386
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,400
Really?

1387
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,840
It's okay now? How?

1388
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,120
It's okay.

1389
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,520
Well, I'll be...

1390
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:19,960
Sir?

1391
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,960
What?
Since when have you been here?

1392
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,320
I think he's short-circuited.

1393
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,400
Sir, you just blew on her, remember?

1394
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,200
Right. Go on now. Shoo.

1395
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,360
We should go?

1396
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,760
Alright then. Come on, girl.

1397
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:35,440
You go on ahead.

1398
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,640
Sir...
I need to ask you something.

1399
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,760
My husband's a bit of a player.

1400
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:49,320
Is there something I could use
to keep him loyal?

1401
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,240
Take this.

1402
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,400
Mix it into his food or tea three
times a day and he'll be your slave.

1403
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:57,760
- He'll be tied to the house like a mutt.
- For real?

1404
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,320
This one's on the house.

1405
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:01,080
Will he bark too?

1406
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,440
Every time you want.

1407
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,120
Thank you so much.

1408
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,120
Idiots.

1409
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,800
I needed that ear drop too.

1410
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:33,760
Here you go, sir.

1411
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,920
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

1412
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:37,560
Hıdır.

1413
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:39,760
Come here, now.

1414
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,320
Come.

1415
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,040
Is he staying the night?

1416
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,640
The U.S. President is here,
for God's sake.

1417
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,680
It's not your father-in-law, you know.

1418
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:53,640
No, I mean, if he's staying, I should
lay out a floor mattress or something.

1419
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,400
No, he's not. He's just here
to help Faruk get his girl.

1420
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,720
Hıdır.

1421
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,800
I had Asya blown on by the healer today.

1422
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,520
Now I'm thinking,
maybe Trump should give it a try too?

1423
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,520
His breath might be stronger.

1424
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,960
Hey, why not?

1425
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,760
While we're at it,
let's have Putin blow on her too.

1426
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:18,080
Maybe he's got magical lungs too,
who knows?

1427
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,560
Stop talking nonsense, woman.
Okay, we are leaving.

1428
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,240
<i>- Mr. Trump, go.
- Go, go?</i>

1429
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,240
<i>- Go, go.</i>
- But...

1430
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,280
- Hıdır! Hıdır!
- What now?

1431
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,560
- You forgot your tea.
- Leave it, it's fine.

1432
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,400
Half a cup causes infertility.
Come on!

1433
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,880
What's that got to do with it?
Fine, give it here.

1434
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,840
- I'm drinking it, chill.
- Go on.

1435
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,640
- Drink it all.
- Here.

1436
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,280
- Damn you.
- Okay, bye!

1437
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,680
- Take care!
- Bye.

1438
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,440
I got him to drink the potion tea.
Success!

1439
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,360
<i>He won't be looking around anymore.</i>

1440
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,240
<i>He'll be loyal.</i>

1441
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,160
<i>No more flirting.</i>

1442
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,760
<i>He won't even notice anyone else.</i>

1443
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,600
Girl, we did it!

1444
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,520
Bro, I'm so nervous.

1445
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,040
No need to stress.
This time it's happening.

1446
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,240
If they say yes, great.

1447
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,600
If not, we slap on sanctions,
right, Mr. President?

1448
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:24,400
- I will always love you, yeah.
- Yeah!

1449
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:25,680
- Go in.
- Oh God.

1450
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,280
Abdo, man...

1451
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,760
How could they do this to me?

1452
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,400
What does Faruk have that I don't?

1453
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:05,640
I am good-looking.

1454
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,720
I have charisma.

1455
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,760
I am rich too.

1456
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:11,760
I am even baby-face.

1457
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:15,640
I've got it all, haven't I, Abdo?

1458
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:19,520
Boss, I'm just gonna pour
some booze back into the sea.

1459
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,520
I'll be right back.

1460
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,080
Okay, you have my blessing.

1461
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,280
Seriously?

1462
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,560
Let me kiss your hand, father.

1463
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,720
Mother.

1464
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:37,760
Hıdır!

1465
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,760
<i>Mr. President!</i>

1466
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,640
- Mashallah.
- Indeed, mashallah!

1467
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:42,920
Thank you! Thank you so much!

1468
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,760
- Dad.
- You're over the moon.

1469
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,680
- Mom.
- Oh, bless your heart.

1470
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:48,400
Mayor.

1471
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:01,920
Take those away.

1472
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,160
I'm not risking it.

1473
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:23,920
If I'm Yasin, the king of home appliances,
I'm putting an end to this right now!

1474
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,920
Boss, don't.

1475
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,360
Come on, don't do it.

1476
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,600
You've got style, bro.

1477
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,960
You've got the looks too.

1478
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,360
You're descended from saints, man.

1479
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:40,200
You've got charisma.
You're a man of stature.

1480
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:41,640
This isn't your style.

1481
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,360
Really, it doesn't suit you.

1482
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,160
How about a cappuccino?

1483
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,600
You know, to sweeten the mood.

1484
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:54,960
I'm gonna go tear down
American imperialism...

1485
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,360
...and win Gülizar's heart!

1486
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,760
Dude, the world couldn't tear it down,
you think you can?

1487
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,160
Clown!

1488
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:15,760
- Faruk.
- What?

1489
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:18,280
- This isn't a dream, is it?
- No, don't be ridiculous.

1490
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,200
God! What are you doing?

1491
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,120
What? I just wanted to
check if it was a dream.

1492
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,120
You are supposed to
pinch yourself for that,

1493
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,600
not punch others like a bus driver!

1494
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,640
Okay, chill, you are fine.

1495
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,640
- Seriously...
- Güli, where are you?

1496
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,000
- Faruk.
- Huh?

1497
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,320
Faruk, go.
My mom's coming!

1498
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,280
Why are we running?
We're engaged now!

1499
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,880
Faruk, come on, she's coming!

1500
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:42,080
- Come on!
- Okay!

1501
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,240
- Faruk, hurry!
- No, give me more.

1502
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,960
- Faruk, seriously!
- Okay, one more kiss here.

1503
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,800
- Faruk, hurry!
- Okay, okay!

1504
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,680
Faruk, go already!
Hurry!

1505
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,040
I can't get enough of you!

1506
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,360
- Oh God!
- Damn you!

1507
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,720
My mom.

1508
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,800
Keep sleeping, Miss Gülizar.

1509
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,320
Feeling fully charged now!

1510
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,880
Now I have got the power!

1511
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,600
By the power of home appliances!

1512
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,760
Gülizar is mine now!

1513
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,320
Let's go.

1514
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,120
Here we go!

1515
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,200
I'm coming for you, Gülizar!

1516
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,080
What do you mean by
"Trump in Mudanya"?

1517
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,680
Now you're telling me this?

1518
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:45,280
Who is he talking to there?

1519
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:51,160
He's walking around
with a guy named Hıdır.

1520
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,960
What does "muhtar" even mean,
you idiot jerks?

1521
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,360
Clearly, he's a soldier
in disguise. go and make that man talk.

1522
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:01,520
We're sending our two best agents
into the field, sir.

1523
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,160
Nadya! Olga!

1524
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,440
Trump is an old buddy of mine.

1525
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:14,760
I won't let the Turks have him!
Prepare my missile!

1526
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,160
Good morning, my familia!

1527
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:28,680
- Wakey wakey, Mister President!
- What the hell?

1528
01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:32,240
- Up! Wash your face, come on.
- Oh, come on...

1529
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,720
- Okay, pour me some tea.
- Okay.

1530
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,080
- Morning, sis-in-law.
- Good morning.

1531
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:37,240
Go put the tea on.

1532
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,760
Wait, he's speaking Turkish.

1533
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:45,760
Yes, he is. What gave it away?

1534
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,320
Dear God...

1535
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,920
Dad, I found him!

1536
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,240
- Found who, girl?
- A husband, Dad!

1537
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:53,880
What husband? From where?

1538
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,200
He came in through the window!

1539
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,440
Through the window?

1540
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:00,240
Morning! What's up?

1541
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,080
Is the tea fresh?

1542
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,400
What the hell are you doing here,
you defiler?

1543
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,840
- Hey!
- What are you doing?

1544
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,160
- Fooling around with my daughter, huh?
- Hıdır, what are you doing?

1545
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:12,560
Let it go!

1546
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,160
- Stop!
- Hıdır, it was an accident!

1547
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,760
I thought it was Gülizar, I swear!
I wouldn't have done it otherwise!

1548
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,560
- Say your last prayer, you creep!
- Hıdır!

1549
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,120
Say it! Let go of me!

1550
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,440
I swear, man...

1551
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,440
- Let go!
- What the hell's going on here?

1552
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:31,120
What's happening?

1553
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,640
The healer's magic worked!
That's your son-in-law now!

1554
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:35,840
Don't be ridiculous!

1555
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,040
Oh, Appetizer Hüseyin...

1556
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,920
I swear, I had a hunch!

1557
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,720
You schemed to get that girl, right?

1558
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:43,240
None of your business, defiler!

1559
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:44,680
Listen up.

1560
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:49,160
You either marry this girl or
the bullet you are about to eat.

1561
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:51,720
Okay! Fine! I'll marry her!

1562
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:53,720
It's not like I'll find
someone better anyway.

1563
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,800
She is out of my league.
I'll marry her right away.

1564
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,640
- For real?
- For real.

1565
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:00,640
Let's get them hitched then.

1566
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,760
Then after you, father-in-law.

1567
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,960
Okay, am I done here?
Because I am out.

1568
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:08,960
This wig is messing me up too.

1569
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,760
God bless you, man.

1570
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:13,920
You've helped these young ones
start a family together.

1571
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,400
- Come on.
- Okay.

1572
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:16,600
Let's go.
Kiss my hand now.

1573
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,320
Good boy.

1574
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:21,800
Mother, let me kiss your hand too.

1575
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,040
You are so funny, Mr. Trump.

1576
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,240
I am Governor Bahadır Bali.

1577
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:46,160
I wish you'd let me before thank
get you here coming.

1578
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:49,840
Maybe, maybe...
Oh, baby.

1579
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:53,720
Yeah.

1580
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:58,440
Governor, Mr. Trump
understands Turkish perfectly well,

1581
01:25:58,600 --> 01:25:59,760
he just can't speak it.

1582
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:02,200
So you can keep going in Turkish.

1583
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,080
No need to test your English.

1584
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,240
After the beauty pageant
at the festival today,

1585
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,080
we'll host you in Ankara.

1586
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,520
All state officials are
waiting there to meet you.

1587
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:17,680
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1588
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,120
We're officially screwed.

1589
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:23,640
Hıdır, we're officially screwed.

1590
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:26,240
Mr. Trump.

1591
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,640
Shall we head to the festival area?

1592
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,640
Right this way, sir.

1593
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,320
- Please.
- Please.

1594
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,440
<i>- Please come in.</i>
- Go ahead.

1595
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,600
- You go on ahead.
- Here.

1596
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,720
I'll get the car and catch up.

1597
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,760
Run, man, run.

1598
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,720
Run like there's no tomorrow.

1599
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,720
- Hello.
- Hi.

1600
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,600
- Who's Hıdır?
- Hıdır? Mukhtar Hıdır?

1601
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:02,880
Yes.

1602
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,280
There he is, Mukhtar Hıdır.

1603
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,880
- Yes?
- Hello, sweetheart.

1604
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:23,160
Could you give us a ride?

1605
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,560
If this old thing even starts, sure.

1606
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:27,840
Let's go.

1607
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,520
Oh wow, it actually started!

1608
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,800
- Drive, honey.
- Where to?

1609
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,400
We're here for
the beauty contest, sweetie.

1610
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:38,520
Take us to the festival grounds.

1611
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,160
You got it.

1612
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:41,640
- Alright.
- Let's go then.

1613
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,120
Thanks a lot.

1614
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,760
Enjoy, mukhtar!

1615
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,880
- Şirin!
- What?

1616
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:55,040
I saw him with my own eyes, Şirin.
With two Russian chicks!

1617
01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:56,640
They looked like supermodels too!

1618
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,400
This is serious, Şirin!

1619
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:00,720
Tiny waists, too.
Easy to grab, easy to carry.

1620
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:02,400
Who the hell are you talking about?

1621
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,240
- Hıdır!
- What?

1622
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,040
Even the potion couldn't
slow that bastard, huh?

1623
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,240
You're finished, Hıdır.

1624
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:19,240
I'm coming to take your life!

1625
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:21,240
Move aside.

1626
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:24,600
Out of my way!

1627
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,760
Weren't you here for the festival?

1628
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,160
You should be ashamed of yourselves!

1629
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:31,720
- Talk.
- Talk about what?

1630
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,280
I've been upside down
for an hour and a half!

1631
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:35,400
My brain's leaking out!
I even forgot my own name, man!

1632
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:37,320
Why is Trump here?

1633
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,080
To help us
ask for a girl's hand in marriage!

1634
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,240
How many times are you gonna ask me?

1635
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:43,600
He is here to help a young man
get the girl!

1636
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:49,560
He's a highly trained agent.

1637
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:55,480
It's been two hours,
he hasn't said a word.

1638
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:58,920
He won't talk. You take him out.
I'll go take out Trump myself.

1639
01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:01,000
Ok.

1640
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:05,200
Where the hell is she going?

1641
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,160
Listen here.

1642
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,280
Tell her not to wander around half naked.

1643
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:12,880
There's a creep named Yasin here.
He won't leave her alone, man.

1644
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:15,480
He even got to my daughter.

1645
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:18,280
She is going to kill Trump.

1646
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,160
The way I am gonna kill you.

1647
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:23,240
Girl, don't be stupid, come on.

1648
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,840
Wait, at least let me
say goodbye to my wife.

1649
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:30,160
If I don't say goodbye to her,
I'll die with regrets.

1650
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,640
Please! Hey!

1651
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:34,040
Şirin!

1652
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:35,720
Say your final prayer.

1653
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,240
Hey baby, how you doing?

1654
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,440
Doing great, how about you?

1655
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:46,720
I knew you were coming for me.

1656
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:48,120
Liar.

1657
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:50,960
What's she have that I don't, huh?

1658
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,800
That's a trap question.

1659
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:54,880
I refuse to answer that, my love.

1660
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,040
Even lying on the ground,
she's a total bombshell.

1661
01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,080
That she is.

1662
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:04,640
That other woman went off
to shoot Appetizer Hüseyin.

1663
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,720
Let me down, quick!

1664
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:10,080
Wait, wait, wait!

1665
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:17,960
Hıdır.

1666
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:19,640
Wait, let me.

1667
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,920
Let me, stop wiggling.

1668
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,240
- Move, she's gonna shoot Hüseyin!
- Hurry!

1669
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,080
- Go, go, go!
- She'll shoot Hüseyin!

1670
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:44,240
Do you think you'll win
the presidency this year, Mr. Trump?

1671
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:47,120
Maybe, baby.

1672
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:48,640
Maybe, maybe...

1673
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:49,920
Inshallah.

1674
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,240
Inshallah?

1675
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:55,880
He picked up a few Turkish words
from the local imam, Governor.

1676
01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:02,600
Dear people of Mudanya,
welcome to our Peacock Festival!

1677
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:12,840
Mr. President of the USA,
welcome to our humble town and festival.

1678
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:14,880
I wish you all a good time!

1679
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,640
And I'd love to have you on my show
after the festival.

1680
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:19,800
I like to do the deed.

1681
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:21,080
Look, look!

1682
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:23,240
He suddenly speaks perfect English
when a hottie shows up!

1683
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:25,240
No kidding.

1684
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,240
JURY

1685
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:34,080
Which idiot chose Madam Aysel
as the host, man?

1686
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:35,360
We had no choice, mayor.

1687
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:37,040
All the pretty girls work for Aysel.

1688
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:41,560
Now the most beautiful and
most “relaxing” ladies of our town

1689
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,760
will strut their stuff on stage.

1690
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:45,040
Are we ready?

1691
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:46,520
Let's hear that applause!

1692
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:38,920
Run! Run!

1693
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:40,560
You bitch!

1694
01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:48,240
Boss!

1695
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:50,480
You shameless hussy!

1696
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:52,640
What do you think you're doing?

1697
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:54,440
You little...

1698
01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:57,080
Boss! Boss!

1699
01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:59,200
I swear I'm gonna kill you!

1700
01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:00,520
Yasin!

1701
01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:02,120
I've been shot! I'm hit!

1702
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:04,840
My fancy shirt is ruined now!

1703
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,520
My boss has been shot!

1704
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,760
The bullet's inside me, man!

1705
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:18,680
Boss, are you okay?

1706
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:20,240
Are you alright?

1707
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:22,960
The joint US-Russian operation
has been foiled.

1708
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:25,240
Mudanya's famous appliance king,
Yasin Karabayır,

1709
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:27,760
was hospitalized after being shot
during his brave actions.

1710
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:31,240
The captured US and Russian agents are
under arrest and waiting to be deported.

1711
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,120
Button up.

1712
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,160
- Governor, sir.
- Easy now.

1713
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,920
Welcome, Governor, welcome.

1714
01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:58,640
Mr. Trump had to urgently return
to his country due to important matters.

1715
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:00,360
- Really?
- Unfortunately.

1716
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:01,920
What am I going to tell Ankara now?

1717
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:04,560
Governor, he really loved it here.

1718
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:06,440
He'll definitely come back again.

1719
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:11,760
And when he does, he'll have
some very kind words to say about you.

1720
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:13,160
That's what he wanted me to tell you.

1721
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:15,120
Thanks for everything.

1722
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:17,120
- You're welcome.
- Guess we'll head out now.

1723
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:19,800
I'll walk you out.

1724
01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:21,280
Would've been fun
if you stayed a bit, Governor.

1725
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:23,120
- Thank you.
- Let me walk you out.

1726
01:38:33,720 --> 01:38:37,520
Let's crank up the music!
It's wedding time!

1727
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,600
Come on!
Everyone on the dance floor!

1728
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,920
Stand up, dude!
You got the girl, now dance!

1729
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:11,240
Hıdır, it's thanks to you
that I have Gülizar now.

1730
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:13,160
- Thank you so much.
- Come on now, don't mention it.

1731
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:14,400
Here bro, take this.

1732
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:15,800
What the heck is this?

1733
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:18,800
Bro, this is the gold I promised you.

1734
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:20,120
Here.

1735
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,440
See?

1736
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,240
I know you promised
the townspeople stuff, bro.

1737
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,720
Like epilators, kettles and all that.

1738
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:29,320
This way, I help you
keep your word and fulfill mine.

1739
01:39:29,440 --> 01:39:33,960
Man, anyone who votes
for an epilator can go f...

1740
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,600
Lord forgive me.
Let them stay hairy!

1741
01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:37,680
Who cares?

1742
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:39,600
- Come on, time to dance.
- Wait, bro!

1743
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:42,600
I've got a surprise for you.

1744
01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:45,200
- What's up?
- It's a good one.

1745
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:47,160
Look, bro.

1746
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:56,800
Wait, isn't that Yasin and Asya?

1747
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:58,040
Yup.

1748
01:40:00,440 --> 01:40:01,680
Turn it off!

1749
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:03,080
Kill the music!

1750
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,400
What the hell's going on there?

1751
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:05,560
Move it. Outta my way.

1752
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:07,040
- Bro, wait...
- Outta my way.

1753
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:08,720
They love each other, man.
Don't do this.

1754
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:10,560
What the hell are you doing?
What is this?

1755
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:12,240
You don't marry a girl this way!

1756
01:40:12,320 --> 01:40:13,640
- Dad?
- No, I am not your dad!

1757
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:16,960
What do you think you're doing, huh?

1758
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:20,840
And you! Especially you!

1759
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:22,960
What the hell is this?

1760
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:28,360
Actually, now that you are here,

1761
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:33,720
I guess we can skip the seven-day
seven-night meat-and-rice wedding, huh?

1762
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:36,200
Well, come get married then!

1763
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:38,520
Dance away! Go!

1764
01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:40,120
Kiss your father's hand too!

1765
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:41,960
Kiss it! There we go!

1766
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:43,760
Now go on, dance!