1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 3 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,320 "Gentlemen" 4 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,800 "Coachball Building No. 3" 5 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,320 Anyway, where have you placed those people 6 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,120 the ones who’ve sunk so low they pay just for a little laugh, 7 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,680 the ones life has slapped around? 8 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,600 the ones life has slapped around? 9 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,880 What do you offer them? An offensive joke! 10 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,600 An offensive joke. 11 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,480 To hell with your offensive jokes! 12 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,440 But they love offensive football. 13 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,200 Shut up, kid. Never speak again. 14 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,560 What did you say? 15 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,080 We’ve become a heartless society. 16 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,080 Today, we can’t even 17 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,200 see the charm in our friends we call dear. 18 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,960 We don’t even look at them. We treat them like nothing 19 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,720 yet they’re remarkable, glorious beings too. 20 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,480 I’m not saying insult them, but maybe praise them a little. 21 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,360 Appreciate them. Make them feel special. 22 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,360 How can you not know the people who raised you? 23 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,400 Did someone spike your food? 24 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,960 - Come on, brother. - Brother what? 25 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,040 Come here. 26 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,480 Go ahead, brother. No, it’s fine. 27 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,480 They say a little charity keeps much trouble away. 28 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,680 I won’t give too much; they said a little is enough. That’s my rule too. 29 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,880 - Buy a tissue. - No, I don’t want any. 30 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,960 Then it turns into business. 31 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:25,320 We need to do good without expecting anything in return, old man! 32 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,800 - Thank you. - Thank you too. 33 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,720 If I weren’t around, who knows... 34 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:32,840 They’re here. 35 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,360 - They’re here. - What a bastard. 36 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,480 - They’re here. - Run! 37 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,800 Guys, guys! 38 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,680 Comrades! 39 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,680 We’re in Kadıköy, please! 40 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,000 We are the peak of civilization! 41 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,680 We’re Amsterdam in Turkey. Is this how we behave? 42 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,840 Our relatives will watch this on the evening news! 43 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,640 Weren’t we supposed to be role models? 44 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,280 What’s with the rocks and sticks? 45 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,320 But after a while, being civilized gets exhausting. 46 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,560 I can’t take it anymore, officer. 47 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:14,040 I know, but we’ll get through it together. 48 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,520 I swear I’m sick of them. 49 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,360 They don’t understand words. I’ve had enough. 50 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:27,960 You’ve torn men apart. Fifty people filed complaints. 51 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,320 We can barely control the ones outside. 52 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,600 Excuse me, Chief, but let’s admit they went too far. 53 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,720 You’re seeing this from only one side. 54 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,680 If you don’t like the joke, don’t laugh. 55 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,520 Maybe curse me, but don’t throw rocks at me. 56 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,720 Drunks tried to stone me right in the middle of Kadıköy. 57 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,040 Excuse me, Chief. 58 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,840 Am I wrong? Can they do that just because they dislike my art? 59 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,520 Is everyone great at their job? 60 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,000 For example, are you perfect as a commissioner every day? 61 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,000 Art, you say? What art, son? 62 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,160 You gathered the poor and mocked them 63 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,680 under the pretense of celebrating People’s Day. 64 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,000 Should I make jokes about the rich on People’s Day, Chief? 65 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,640 That’s not about the people. 66 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,320 Jokes are something else. 67 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,080 You toyed with their dignity. 68 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,320 This man here is clearly poor. 69 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,920 Look at him. He brought his brother from Tokyo, 70 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,440 and they were going to escape, but his limbs weren’t enough. 71 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,680 What do you mean his limbs weren’t enough? I don’t get it. 72 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,760 The man didn’t have an arm, son. 73 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,320 One clap, like this. You too. 74 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,680 Yes. 75 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,520 Oh my God! 76 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,120 And he cracked that joke the moment he saw the man. 77 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,200 Normally, he wouldn’t. He did it on purpose. 78 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,720 He did it to hurt his feelings. Am I lying? 79 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,480 Whose side are you on, Turan? Isn’t this embarrassing before the Chief? 80 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,840 Shut up. What I don’t get is... 81 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,200 Why do fifty people file complaints every single time? 82 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,640 Can the venue even hold fifty people? 83 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,200 So, you’re not leaving anyone out, huh? 84 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,120 We entertain everyone equally, every member of society. 85 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,000 We don’t discriminate. Ears first. 86 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,720 Put your foot down. What kind of attitude is that? 87 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:13,320 We’ve been here so often, I thought we were close by now. 88 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,560 If I crossed the line a little, I can apologize, no problem. 89 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,960 Isn’t that offensive, Chief? 90 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,080 Life itself is offensive. 91 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,800 Who among you had a problem with the celebrities? 92 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,080 It was me, Chief. 93 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,160 I can see through your eyes who’s going to be famous now. 94 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,000 Because fame requires energy. 95 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,200 For instance, that man over there could never be famous in his life. 96 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,720 Look at him. His spine is misaligned. 97 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,680 His battery dropped one percent, and the sparkle left his eyes. 98 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,200 He brought the whole family to a comedy club. 99 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,400 What’s funny about that, Chief? 100 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,280 The man’s dark-skinned, with deep eyes 101 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,160 but look at the kids, blond and blue-eyed! 102 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,440 What’s going on? Did they assign a guardian 103 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,960 to your wife because you’re too lazy? 104 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,800 He’s saying the man rented out his wife! 105 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,240 Are you out of your minds? 106 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,680 Sometimes, the thrill of the show makes us say things we shouldn’t. 107 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,200 Isn’t that offensive, Chief? 108 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:43,440 You’ve even made your audience become just like you. 109 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,080 Wait. 110 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,880 Let me do you a favor. 111 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,040 Oh, my God! 112 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,720 Do people get jailed just for joking? 113 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,000 What kind of legal system is this, brother? 114 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:05,880 You idiot, they didn’t lock you up because of your jokes 115 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,920 they did it so people wouldn’t kill you. 116 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,760 Is that really the solution, Turan? 117 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,320 They want to kill me out there, yet we’re stuck in here. 118 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,040 Don’t you think something’s off about that? 119 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:21,440 These guys are fine, but why aren’t you talking, brother? 120 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,200 Did he just disrespect us? 121 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,640 Who? 122 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,160 - Who’s Turan Dursun? - That’s me. 123 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,640 Who’s asking? 124 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,560 He said, “Tell him it’s the chance of his life,” and he’ll understand. 125 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,480 The phone’s here. 126 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,080 Hello? 127 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,240 Hello? 128 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,440 How are you, brother Turan? 129 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,200 Professor Nejmi? 130 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,000 Is that you? 131 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,200 Have you forgotten me? I don’t think so. 132 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,280 Professor Faruk! 133 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,280 You were dumb even as a kid, never knew anyone. 134 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,320 But that was your mother’s fault. 135 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,960 She caught you in the bathroom, peeing in your pants. 136 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,040 Yes. 137 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:21,200 She smacked you on the head so hard, you still haven’t recovered. 138 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,240 But I never did it again. 139 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,600 Are you sure, dear Turan? 140 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,600 That was the summer of 2001, in Siirt, at your uncle Muammer’s summer house. 141 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:34,440 Please, let’s not bring that up, for God’s sake. 142 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,280 Actually, I’m doing much better now. 143 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,920 Just some childhood traumas, that’s all. 144 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,960 I swear I don’t do that anymore. 145 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,520 I know, of course. You’re grown up now. You should also change your passwords. 146 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,960 You use your mother’s maiden name, 147 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,000 your uncle’s name, and add three dots after them. 148 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,480 People might misunderstand that, son. 149 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,400 Also, your Instagram password is the same. 150 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:59,960 You keep them all identical so someone can easily hack your accounts. 151 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:04,120 You’re right. I just hope not many people saw it. 152 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,880 Don’t worry, I’ll renew all my passwords. 153 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,120 Honestly, I don’t even know how to address you. 154 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,320 Sir! 155 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,160 At your service, sir. 156 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,960 Well done, dear Turan. 157 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,760 Take your men and head to the airport. The plane’s waiting. 158 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,880 - It’ll bring you here. - At your service, sir. 159 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,400 Aren’t you going to ask why, Turan? 160 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,680 No, sir. 161 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,240 Not even how you’ll get out of custody? 162 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,800 No, sir. 163 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,320 Good man, Turan. 164 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,280 We’re making a massive art film. 165 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,320 We need you for an audition. 166 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,000 Wait, an audition? For actors? 167 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,240 For the audition... 168 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,320 is two hundred thousand dollars per person enough, dear Turan? 169 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,000 That’s a lot. 170 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,680 Any room for negotiation? 171 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800 None. 172 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,360 As you say. 173 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,880 - Well done, Turan. - Thank you. 174 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,960 The plane’s waiting. Go. 175 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,200 My homeland, I’d die for you. 176 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,480 We must board the plane immediately. 177 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,360 Immediately. 178 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:25,680 I can’t board like this. I need a bathroom or something. 179 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,600 Or things will get worse. 180 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,160 We must board the plane immediately. 181 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,040 Please understand. 182 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,720 Immediately. 183 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:39,040 Gentlemen, would our esteemed guests please step outside? 184 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,600 Your release papers will be ready shortly. 185 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,040 We’ll just need a signature from each of you. 186 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,440 Open the door. 187 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,080 - I’ll step out then. - Of course, hurry up. 188 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,880 Go ahead. My respects. 189 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,320 Go ahead. My respects. Welcome. 190 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,840 You’re thinking it’s all good... don’t be so sure. 191 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,720 Gentlemen, here are your tickets. 192 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080 Board. 193 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,680 Slow down, driver. You can kill yourself after you drop us off. 194 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,200 My wife and her mother are in their hands. I must get you to the airport fast. 195 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,200 What more could you want, brother? Relax a bit. 196 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,800 If I don’t get you there on time, they’ll keep them for a month. 197 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,480 Then hurry, son. Save yourself. 198 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,240 - Where are we going, Turan? - We’re heading to Malta. 199 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,280 What if it’s like the Diyarbakır trip? 200 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,480 The hospital bills were huge that time. 201 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,960 But why Malta now? 202 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,680 They’re shooting a big movie. 203 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,880 Careful, careful! 204 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,800 We’re going for the casting audition. 205 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:08,840 If we pass the test, we’ll each get two hundred thousand dollars. 206 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,600 - How many of us? - If we’re five people 207 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,160 that’s a million dollars, right? 208 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,200 The men there are us. Don’t talk nonsense. 209 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,960 Why didn’t you say that from the start, Turan? Step on it, brother! 210 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,640 Good Lord! 211 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:32,480 They booked an entire plane for us, like it’s a private nightclub. 212 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,760 They truly value us, don’t they? 213 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,000 I understand those people, brother, 214 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,920 but at least you shouldn’t assume the best right away. 215 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,560 Look, brother, this isn’t a private jet. 216 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,440 We’re not sitting in business class, we’re in economy. 217 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,200 They’re discriminating against us based on class. 218 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:54,200 I swear, I don’t understand anything anymore. I’m so confused. 219 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,520 I felt it when you were on the phone. What did he say? 220 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,480 It’s a lie, all lies! 221 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,440 It’s my aunt’s talk. 222 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640 Lie about what? 223 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,200 Is there anyone in charge here? Can you take a look? 224 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,520 - Yes, sir? - Our friends are seated at the front. 225 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,800 - May we move there? - I’m afraid you can’t, sir. 226 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,920 - Why not? - The seats are full. Any other request? 227 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,640 - No. - Very well then. 228 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,200 Full? They’re completely empty! 229 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,800 - What kind of trap is this, brother? - It’s not a trap. 230 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,920 We’ve surrendered to our desires. 231 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,960 They offered such a valuable gift in the end... 232 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,840 ...that I’m ready to do anything, you hear me? 233 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,200 It’s him. 234 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,680 Isn’t that the guy who gave us the tickets? 235 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,440 - What? - We should’ve come in one car. 236 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,440 Why? 237 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,800 I’ve never seen you in my life, sir. 238 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,400 Brother Turan, he’s clearly a degenerate. 239 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,680 Realizing a factory sets your standards as a child might make you 240 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,920 buy the same product as it does. 241 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,360 Brother! 242 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,640 What are you saying, brother? 243 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,920 What are you saying? 244 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:34,600 I’m a comedian, sir. When I’m stressed, the jokes just come out on their own. 245 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,600 Alright, I’ll keep quiet. 246 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,040 Weren’t you speaking Turkish at the police station? 247 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,800 Do you speak English? 248 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,560 Or French? 249 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200 No. 250 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,640 Damn you. 251 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,040 You’d better not curse. 252 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,280 He didn’t actually say anything bad. Trouble’s unwelcome anyway. 253 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,720 Do you want him to insult me? 254 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,200 Both of you, quiet. 255 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,680 Silence. 256 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,800 He’s the Superman of languages. 257 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,320 He’s got us trapped in every tongue. 258 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,680 You’re an international nuisance, brother. 259 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,120 Don’t take it as an insult. 260 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,440 I just don’t have another word to describe you. 261 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:33,440 He doesn’t just know many languages, he’s also fluent in Turkish. 262 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,280 If I may, I’d like to go to the restroom. 263 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,440 - What? - The restroom. 264 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,480 To wash up for ablution. 265 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,600 To wash up for ablution. 266 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,240 To wash up for ablution. 267 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,520 The plane’s going to crash and we’ll all die! 268 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,320 I can speak Arabic, brother! 269 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,040 And I can understand! 270 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200 What? 271 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:07,000 The restroom, man! Even someone from Zimbabwe would understand that! 272 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,760 Don’t you like speaking Turkish, brother? 273 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,440 - What? - Damn you! 274 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,880 You know fifty languages, yet you don’t get what he means? 275 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,760 Come on, we’re taking off. Start the engines. 276 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:26,480 If you behave, I’ll come back soon and give you cake. 277 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,080 That’ll fill your stomach. 278 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920 Thank you. 279 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,880 Move aside. You don’t speak a word of English! 280 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,640 You embarrassed us before all of Europe! 281 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Come, Turan. 282 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,080 Peace be upon you. 283 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,920 Hello. 284 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,040 This is my friend, Turan. 285 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,280 He’s a good-hearted man. 286 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,800 Passport. 287 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,120 I don’t know English. 288 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,640 - He’s asking for the passport. - Why didn’t you tell me? 289 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,400 Yes. 290 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,400 - There’s a problem with your passport. - What? 291 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,400 - It’s a great passport! - He’s not allowed to pass. 292 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,560 Why not? He’s my manager. 293 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,280 He can’t stay here. You need to arrange his return. 294 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,640 - Don’t say that! - What’s going on? 295 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,600 You’re not allowed to travel. There’s an issue with your passport. 296 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:49,880 Damn it! What’s wrong with my passport? 297 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,880 Wait! What’s wrong with his passport? 298 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,800 Don’t waste my time. He’s not allowed through. 299 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,440 He’s not allowed through. 300 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,880 Thank you, brother. Let’s get away from him. 301 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:09,480 Look at Malta, it refuses to accept me. 302 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,920 If they won’t accept you, I’m not going either. 303 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,280 Neither am I! What’s this nonsense? 304 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,680 We’re in this together, always. 305 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,760 You’re giving up that much money just for friendship? 306 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,240 What can I say? Thank you, my friends. 307 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,120 Of course, brother. To hell with the money! 308 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,600 To add a touch of courtesy 309 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,560 shouldn’t brother Turan say, “Go on, gentlemen, it’s fine, really”? 310 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,000 He should say it, just to make his words sound grander, right? 311 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,640 Alright, but what’s the point of that? 312 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,200 I’m just the manager anyway. I’m not taking the audition. 313 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,080 Go on, go. 314 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,520 Go make that money, agreed? 315 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,840 - He’s got a point, doesn’t he? - Yeah. 316 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,120 Now that’s professionalism. 317 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,040 - Out of courtesy... - Let’s draw lots, brother. 318 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,680 What lots, kid? 319 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,800 See you in two days, manager. 320 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,240 - Look at him. - Brother. 321 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,520 You saw how they sold you out, didn’t you? 322 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,640 Don’t worry, I’ll be there on your behalf, agreed? 323 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,320 They’re useless, while you and I are one. 324 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,240 Alright then, have a safe trip. 325 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:29,000 If I were Turan, I’d cross that border myself. 326 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,800 “Ahmet, Burak, Cemil.” 327 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,080 Are you the ones checking in here? 328 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,840 Yes, that’s us. 329 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,240 They didn’t register brother Turan’s name. 330 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,840 Everything’s going according to their plan. 331 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,840 Alright, get in. 332 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,160 There must be some misunderstanding. 333 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,720 We’re artists, here for an art film. 334 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,200 There’s no misunderstanding. 335 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,840 Because we respect you, we’re transporting 336 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,840 you in an armored vehicle. 337 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,720 “Gentlemen’s Bank.” 338 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,840 What is this? It’s pitch dark. 339 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,120 There must be a light somewhere. Look for it. 340 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,320 Oh my God! 341 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,840 Where did you come from? How did you even get in? 342 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,720 And you’re not even making a sound, just sitting on the vault like a dragon! 343 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,400 Why are you here, brother? Did you come for the audition? 344 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,120 I live here. 345 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,640 How do you live here? Isn’t this a truck? 346 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,280 It’s an armored cash van. 347 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,920 How do they even allow that? How long have you been here? 348 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,560 Not long. 349 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,600 About fifty-three years. 350 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,800 What are you saying? And how do you even have sex? 351 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,160 As much as I can. 352 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,760 I’ve never heard something so honest and sad at the same time. 353 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,040 Could it be that you’ve lost your mind a bit? 354 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,040 How can you live here? Are you insane? 355 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:20,720 No. Fifty-three years ago, I started as a cashier. 356 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,600 One day, as I was leaving work 357 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,960 I saw a hundred-dollar bill lying next to the vault. 358 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,240 I picked it up and slipped it into my pocket; 359 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,840 it was a decent amount back then. 360 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,160 Of course, I don’t know its value now. 361 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,040 I went home, and that evening, the gentlemen came. 362 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,920 They asked why I’d done it, very politely. 363 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,480 Then they placed a bag over my head also politely. 364 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,960 Then they put me in a car trunk, politely, and we drove somewhere. 365 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:50,160 When we got out, they removed the bag, and I looked around. 366 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:54,960 Excuse me, I looked around and found myself in a forest. 367 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,120 Meanwhile, I noticed the gentlemen were deeply engrossed in conversation. 368 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,560 So I thought, “I can escape,” and ran into the woods. 369 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,800 I was almost out, thinking, “I’m free at last” 370 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,600 when I saw one of them sitting on a chair it was one of the gentlemen. 371 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,360 He said, “Stop.” I looked at him 372 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,720 and thought, “I could take him.” 373 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,280 He stood up, while I just froze where I was. 374 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,760 I didn’t dare move. 375 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,120 He gave me a quick test. 376 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,920 What kind of test? 377 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,800 He asked, “Money or freedom?” 378 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,560 I was young, so I thought, “You’re free but broke 379 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:38,680 but if you have money, you can buy your freedom.” 380 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,160 So I said, “Money.” 381 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,160 That day, they brought me here. 382 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,440 Now I swim in money, as you can see. 383 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,720 Who are these “gentlemen” you keep talking about? 384 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800 They’re the ones who rule the world. 385 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,840 You mean drug lords, right? 386 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,160 The people you’re talking about only handle the gentlemen’s business. 387 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,640 I’m talking about the Gentlemen, boys. 388 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,760 The Gentlemen. 389 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,560 What kind of beings are they? 390 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,560 They’re not human, son. 391 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,840 They’re half gods - may God forgive me! 392 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,040 They didn’t lock me here right away. First, they beat me 393 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,640 then they turned me into a monkey. 394 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,160 - They what? - What do you think? 395 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,800 I’m telling you, they turned me into a monkey! 396 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,760 I jumped from branch to branch, eating bananas. 397 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,320 They even made a special kind of ointment... 398 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,480 Look, it’s still there since that day. 399 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,920 They shaved my butt in a perfect circle and painted it red. 400 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:50,120 I started swinging from tree to tree like a macaque. 401 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,800 But I got too deep into the role. 402 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,920 I swear, I felt like I was on top of the world. 403 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,720 I even found myself a girlfriend. 404 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,800 - A monkey? - Yes, a monkey. 405 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,600 He sounds like the inventor of LSD. 406 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,480 You filthy old man. 407 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,040 You should’ve seen how adorable she was. 408 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,360 She was beautiful, with big eyes. 409 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:20,320 - And she had a backside like... - Are you a pervert, old man? 410 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,680 Cemil said that! If you knew Cemil, you’d be ashamed! 411 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,240 Oh my God! 412 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,880 Let me tell you, then. 413 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,040 They have sharp tastes in pleasure. 414 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,800 - What does that mean? - It means they’re hungry for pleasure. 415 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,200 Just like all of us, son. 416 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,560 They do strange things. 417 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,480 I’m having a mental breakdown here! 418 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,720 I’m telling you, they turned me into a monkey! 419 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,280 After I left that forest, I didn’t eat or drink for three days. 420 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,720 Because I started longing for the forest again. 421 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,320 I was tortured, just like during the Cold War. 422 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280 I truly suffered a lot. 423 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,840 Let’s see what kind of suffering awaits you. 424 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,560 What will they do to us, uncle? 425 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,920 We’re artists! We came here to make an art film. 426 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,880 There’s a difference between you and us. 427 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,320 - That’s what you think? - Yes, that’s what I think. 428 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,480 Look, they gave us an armored vehicle. That means they value us. 429 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,960 That means I’m worth more than you. 430 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,520 Listen, I’m older than you all. Let me tell you something. 431 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,960 - But don’t get angry. - Don’t say it, uncle. 432 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,520 They’re going to test you. 433 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,800 You’ll burn in flames that never die. 434 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,680 They’ll keep stoking the fire. 435 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,240 They’ll keep it burning. 436 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,080 You’ll scream in agony. 437 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,120 They’ll strip you of your shame. 438 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,680 They’ll throw you from wall to wall. 439 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,480 They’ll play with your honor, carefully. 440 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,680 They’ll humiliate and degrade you. 441 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:09,880 Until there’s nothing left 442 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,880 of what makes you, you. 443 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,760 Stop talking nonsense, old man. 444 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,800 What’s happening? Did the test begin? 445 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,960 This has nothing to do with me. Looks like you’ve angered them. 446 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,640 If you’ve got anywhere to run, do it now. 447 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,200 But escaping is never easy. 448 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,960 I tried twice. 449 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,120 Yes, uncle. Yes. 450 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,880 What kind of game have you built here? What a man! 451 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,080 He thinks we’re complete idiots. 452 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,640 Doesn’t he? 453 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:57,040 No problem. Since you’re in Istanbul, enjoy it. 454 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,200 Istanbul? Uncle, we’re in Malta. 455 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,480 Malta? The ones before you said they were in Monaco! 456 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,400 And the ones before them said Budapest! 457 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:12,480 Either way, looks like we won’t be seeing Malta after all. 458 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,480 Doesn’t matter to me. I’ve only got behind my ear left. 459 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,000 Behind my left ear. They already took care of the right one. 460 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,600 He’s got huge ears. 461 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,320 But you young men... you’re wonderful, really. 462 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,720 Your dawn is dark, and your road is long. 463 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,720 “The Gentlemen’s Shelter.” 464 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,840 “The Gentlemen’s Bank.” 465 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,240 Welcome, it’s a pleasure to see you. 466 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,880 You black devil! 467 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,720 Calm down, uncle. 468 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,480 Our masters spared no expense for you. 469 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,680 You may eat, drink, and use anything you see here. 470 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,960 Your masters? 471 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,480 No, Mr. Ahmet - our masters! 472 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,400 Miss, when do the tests begin? 473 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,640 The tests have already begun, Mr. Burak. 474 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,680 By the way, I’m Nesrin. 475 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,320 I’ll be assisting you throughout your stay. 476 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,920 I sure hope so! 477 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,880 I feel enchanted. She just keeps smiling. 478 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,640 That’s because she really is. 479 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,600 Miss Beautiful Hips, why do you laugh at everything? 480 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,840 I used to be a family doctor. 481 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,800 My constant anger and tension disturbed the neighbors. 482 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,960 It caught our masters’ attention, so they took me and made me laugh. 483 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,160 - How did they make you laugh? - With surgery. 484 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,040 Now I laugh nonstop. Hormones help too. 485 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,760 Goodbye, Nesrin. 486 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,040 If I died right now, my heart would still ache for her. 487 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,600 I swear she’s the girl from my dreams. 488 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,200 I’m living in a “Taqwan” movie right now, son. 489 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,960 Should I retire and propose to her? 490 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,040 You have to play the match before you can retire. 491 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,960 You don’t even have a match! You can’t get past training. 492 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,200 Your training performance is excellent. 493 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,800 No one can beat you. You work hard. 494 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,680 Ignore him. He’s mocking you. 495 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,720 Wait, Cemil. Let’s pass the test first then you’ll have plenty to do. 496 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,880 - Really? - You call that a woman, for God’s sake? 497 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,560 Oh my God! 498 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,120 Oh my God! 499 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,040 Oh my God! 500 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,920 Magnificent! 501 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,480 Gentlemen, I don’t even have enough money to build this wall! 502 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,720 Yet you lack the intellect 503 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,400 to grasp the artistic nuance between this wall and that one. 504 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,000 Money’s no issue. 505 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,040 Why do you keep belittling us? 506 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,520 I always belittle you, and I keep saying it. 507 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,680 Be fair, for God’s sake! 508 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,440 Gentlemen, I don’t even know the names of these drinks here. 509 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,760 Which means they’re valuable. Why don’t we drink them to raise our value too? 510 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,480 What if they charge us later, like they did with Turan? 511 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,080 Don’t do it. 512 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,760 Look at us, gentlemen. The old man’s right. 513 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,640 We’ve already turned into monkeys. 514 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,040 We ate enough for three days, as if we’d never seen food before. 515 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,720 Which, frankly, we hadn’t. 516 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,600 I was drinking bootleg alcohol until last year. 517 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,040 But it got too expensive, so now I make it at home. 518 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,040 It blinds you eventually. 519 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,360 Isn’t that... 520 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,000 Isn’t that the Illuminati? 521 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,240 Don’t get too excited just yet. 522 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,720 Birds of a feather flock together. 523 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,960 What will the Illuminati do to us? 524 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,600 They never compromise; it would hurt their reputation. 525 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,800 Do you think the Illuminati are corrupt, you fool? 526 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,440 The square and the compass what do they mean? 527 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,960 - Masonic symbols. - Enough, gentlemen. 528 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,080 You always interpret things positively. Be hypocritical for once. 529 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,200 You always want the best outcome. 530 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,120 What’s that, son? 531 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200 Some kind of ritual tool? 532 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,760 They said we could use everything. Could this be an infrared detector? 533 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,880 An enema tube! 534 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,600 General knowledge! 535 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,040 So fame really does come with a tax. 536 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,880 Could this be a party place? Look, there are masks... 537 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,320 You always think positively. Run! 538 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,000 - Let’s get out of here! - Open the door! 539 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,560 They’ll put you through a test. 540 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,880 You’ll burn in fires that never go out. 541 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,080 They’ll keep adding fuel, and you’ll scream in pain. 542 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,440 Son! 543 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,360 We’re not okay at all. 544 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:35,360 Brother, I don’t know if it’s the alcohol, but I can’t think straight. 545 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,560 Something definitely happened. 546 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,840 And what else could it be if not the alcohol? 547 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,400 Wait a second, son. 548 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,400 Brothers, I deeply apologize, 549 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,240 but we’re under serious pressure right now. 550 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,440 And when an animal’s under pressure, its meat becomes tough and inedible. 551 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,920 If you’re thinking of sacrificing us, please consider that. 552 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,960 It won’t taste good. 553 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,360 Though I do have a special condition. 554 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,560 I’ll be impure in this state. 555 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,920 I need to be washed with warm water, no gaps left untouched 556 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 not even the size of a pinhole. 557 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,760 You’re special. 558 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,680 Not everyone is worthy of seeing our faces, young men. 559 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:24,040 Once you see them, nothing will ever be the same again. 560 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,920 It’s pitch dark; we can’t see your faces, which means we haven’t seen them. 561 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,800 For example, I see nothing right now. 562 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,880 You can add that to your notes. 563 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:36,120 We had to make an individual choice for a project we deeply care about. 564 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,240 That’s why you’re here. Otherwise, who would give you so much money? 565 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,560 Yes, we’ve been observing you for some time. 566 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,840 You have the qualities we seek. 567 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,160 What we couldn’t understand from afar, we’ll test here. 568 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:56,240 We need to see, to test, to feel. 569 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,040 Don’t overdo it, alright? 570 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,760 But first, we must agree on something. 571 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,280 We never liked those offensive jokes of yours. 572 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,080 Offensive humor contains insults. 573 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,120 And violence, too. 574 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,240 The audience might feel offended. 575 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,600 I swear we were just talking about that. 576 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,320 We even said we wouldn’t tell offensive jokes anymore, right? 577 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,560 Didn’t we? 578 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,720 According to our faith 579 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:40,560 you reap what you sow, in this life, in this world. 580 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,400 That’s true, even for those with little faith. 581 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,280 But your main reason for being here is the test. 582 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,320 Keep that in mind. 583 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,880 You’re being tested. 584 00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,800 What’s with the bag? 585 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,720 Why that bag that once carried cheese stomped by feet before me? 586 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,120 I mean, I’m rather spineless, sir. 587 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,000 You could’ve just said “come” or “go.” No need for a bag. Now I smell awful. 588 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,680 You weren’t that spineless when you mocked 589 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,080 that poor wine seller on stage, Ahmed. 590 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,000 Damn those comedians! 591 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,400 They’ve fallen into a thing called “offensive comedy.” 592 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,000 I only did it to keep up with society, brother. 593 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,360 I’m just trying to make a living. 594 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,720 But you broke that man’s heart. You should’ve thought of that, Ahmed. 595 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,320 To hell with that man! You’re right, brother. 596 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,600 - Do you know seals, Ahmed? - Not at all. 597 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,120 Neither do I. 598 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,960 A wristwatch isn’t a gift for a man with no arm, Ahmed. 599 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,480 Why bring up the watch joke now? 600 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,600 - You just don’t gift it, kid. - You’re absolutely right. 601 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,520 - Where would he wear it? - If he were a man, he could. 602 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,960 - You just don’t gift it, kid. - You don’t gift it, sir. 603 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,320 You just don’t. 604 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,840 - Roll the dice. - Why should I? 605 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920 Roll it. 606 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,760 Double six! 607 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,600 Two and one. You win, take the money. 608 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,800 - My God! Did I win all this money? - Roll again. 609 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,840 My God! Can I take off my jacket? 610 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,280 - You may relax, champ. - Oh my God! 611 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,720 I’m starting to feel hot, sir. 612 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,520 There’s nothing there! 613 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,040 Is it right to put a bag over a star, sir? 614 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,760 You’re not a star yet, but you could be. 615 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,240 - So I have to act in your film, right? - No. 616 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,960 Who ever became a star just from a film? 617 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,320 You need media support to become a star. 618 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,960 Nowadays, you can only be a star on social media. 619 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,080 I can make you a star right now. 620 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,960 Are you gonna buy me followers, brother? 621 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,400 You should’ve said so earlier; things don’t work that way. 622 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,160 You need engagement. 623 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,360 We rule the world, son. 624 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,800 What the hell is engagement anyway? 625 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,680 Take a look at your account. 626 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,360 Twelve million followers? 627 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,920 - What about engagement? - What about it? 628 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,800 - Record a video, let’s see. - If you allow me, I’ll go live. 629 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,120 Of course. 630 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,120 Hello, friends! 631 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:49,400 We’re now in the house of one of the brothers who rule the world. 632 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,600 I want to introduce him to you, because if anything happens to me, 633 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,440 you’ll know it’s because of him. 634 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,560 Say hello, brother. 635 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,160 You’re not showing up on camera, brother! 636 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,120 Twenty-four million people are watching the livestream. 637 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,280 Why can’t you be seen on the phone? Are you a vampire? 638 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,840 Vampires don’t appear in mirrors, fool. We just don’t appear on camera. 639 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,360 I’m really scared right now, brother. 640 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,960 - Are you a jinn, brother? - Neither that nor anything else. 641 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,600 We’re a race without an end. 642 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,840 No one knows what we are. 643 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,200 We are... whatever people see us as. 644 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,760 Do you understand? 645 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,040 I understand things slowly. Repeat it three times for me. 646 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,120 Everything has an explanation. 647 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,560 We create all these programs. 648 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,480 With a simple software, no camera records our faces when it sees them. 649 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,680 It blends us into the background and erases our existence. That’s it. 650 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,800 You’re very talented, but your marketing strategy is completely wrong. 651 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,640 If I could do what you do, I’d be world famous. 652 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,720 That’s the difference between us. You crave fame. 653 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,880 You want to prove your worth. 654 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,200 You chase respect you’ve long sought since childhood 655 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,120 from people you don’t even know. 656 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,520 You want fame because everything you do will become famous. 657 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,760 Even if you cheat on your wife, everyone will watch it like a movie 658 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,960 and no one will judge you. 659 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,840 I don’t need any of that. 660 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,800 I’ve never thought that deeply before, brother. 661 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,200 I’m the man you’ve been looking for, yes. 662 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,040 I want to be famous. 663 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,840 You’re the power that will buy my soul. 664 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,320 We’re just getting started. 665 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,720 Bring him to me. 666 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,920 But don’t forget, if you make a mistake, you’ll bear the consequences. 667 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,960 - Yes, brother. - Then I’ll make you so unfamous 668 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,440 that even your parents won’t be able to follow you online. 669 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,920 Your profile won’t even have a follow button. 670 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,280 - I believe you, brother... - Do I need to repeat myself? 671 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,560 - No, brother. - Good. 672 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,440 Good. 673 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,840 Hey, lady! 674 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,120 Please, Mr. Cemil. 675 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,560 May I? 676 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,320 Would you like anything else? 677 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,200 I only want one thing. 678 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,440 Of course, anything. 679 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,320 Everything! 680 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,720 Do you want to play pool with the girls, Cemil? 681 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,600 Is that a rhetorical question, brother? 682 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,720 Because I’m already like a cue stick right now. 683 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,080 Metaphorically. 684 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,320 There’s a room I know in this villa. 685 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,800 Me too. 686 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,080 Me too. 687 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,480 I’ll eat the tongues that say “me too!” 688 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,640 I’ll eat them! 689 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,600 Do you all agree? 690 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,360 Oh my God, you all have the same problem! 691 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,400 They used me! 692 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,400 They drugged my drink and defiled me. 693 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,680 Used me like a tool as if there were no tomorrow. 694 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,240 I’m walking straight into the fire. 695 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,920 I’m coming to you early, my Lord! 696 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,040 I guess you’re out of money now. 697 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,960 We can bet on the cat if you like. 698 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,200 How old is it? 699 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,720 We print the money! How could we be out? 700 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,560 Really? My God! 701 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,840 I was wondering where all this money came from. Black money, right? 702 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,080 We print real money. Roll the dice. 703 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,800 - I’ll roll it. - Roll it, kid. 704 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,600 May the curse of the six stay with me! In God’s name! 705 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,920 Double six! 706 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,320 I’m beating you! 707 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,880 Let’s put the money down. 708 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,120 You’re a man of your word, loyal to your faith. I respect that. 709 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,800 Then let’s raise the stakes. 710 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,840 We’re going to the casino hall tomorrow. Ready? 711 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,960 I’ve been ready since yesterday, brother. 712 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,320 What a great man you are! 713 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,640 What a great man you are! 714 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,800 That’s five hundred thousand dollars you just won here. 715 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,880 Go get some rest now. 716 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,960 Of course, but I have a personal question. 717 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,640 The number thirty-two written there 718 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,440 the number 32, are you from Sparta? 719 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,080 - What Sparta, boy? - Sparta! 720 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,120 I’m far beyond the minimum wage now. 721 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,520 Why do these people keep giving us money? 722 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,680 I don’t get it. 723 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,960 Aren’t we supposed to be the ones paying them? 724 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,600 How many girls did you say there were, sir? 725 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,360 I didn’t count. I stopped counting. 726 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,920 I just know there were many. 727 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,640 They all looked like Nesrin. 728 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,960 But none of them were Nesrin. 729 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,320 And that’s how I solved my shower problem too. 730 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,280 The rise only begins once you’ve hit rock bottom. 731 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,600 Yes, my friends, that’s all for today. 732 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,440 If we get four million likes 733 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,560 - I’ll blow you all a big kiss. Goodbye! - What’s he doing? 734 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,720 What are you doing? 735 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,760 I thought you’d never ask. 736 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,520 - I’ve become super famous. - How? 737 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,000 I don’t know. The man did something like magic. 738 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,600 - Look! - Stop babbling, kid. 739 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,000 Look at my followers! 740 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,520 My God! Where did all these followers come from? 741 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,080 Where did that number come from? 742 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,000 Wait, my manager’s calling. 743 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,680 Hello? 744 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,160 And here I was, 745 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,040 happy to win half a million dollars from those people. 746 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,760 Let me take over their casinos tonight. Let’s see how those fools react. 747 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,560 Either we’re incredibly lucky, 748 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,320 or they’re setting us up for a huge disaster. 749 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,200 But what a disaster - it’s soft as cotton. 750 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,280 You’re disgusting! 751 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,080 The masters really do turn a man into a dog. 752 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:56,080 You’ve been one since childhood. Look, I’ve become one too. 753 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,680 Listen, listen. 754 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,560 - Wait, who are you? - A Count? 755 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,320 - Yes? - A Count? 756 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,400 A Count? 757 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,680 Lords and Counts, you see? 758 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,440 What an environment you’ve created. Well done. 759 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,520 Professor Adnan is an amateur next to you. 760 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,600 - Do you even have a name, brother? - Mmdouh. 761 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,120 - Excuse me? - Mmdouh. 762 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,800 - Mmdouh! - Son! 763 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,360 I said my name is Mmdouh! 764 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,120 Mmdouh! 765 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,400 Are you ten identical twins, brother? 766 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,240 You all look the same. 767 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,760 No, we’re not ten twins or anything like that. 768 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,880 We’re actually all one. 769 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,040 But our masters, our souls 770 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,000 put us all through one unified process, and we came out looking like this. 771 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,440 In reality, I’m blonde with blue eyes. 772 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,440 Look at me now, for God’s sake! 773 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:07,040 Damn these lice, the fleas, and this collar! 774 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,000 I’ll take it off my neck! 775 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,320 What was I saying? 776 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,480 It’s not hard for people to recognize me this way. 777 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,680 That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. This way, 778 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,440 no one recognizes you at all. 779 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,040 Get out of here! What, do you know everything? 780 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,600 I swear I’ll pee on you! 781 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,840 There’s glass between us. Stop it, brother. 782 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,320 The real challenge is calling someone a “master.” 783 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:35,200 Once you give him money, you can never hold him accountable for his words. 784 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,440 Voluntary slavery requires wisdom. 785 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,280 What am I saying? 786 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,720 After I was done with sex, 787 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,600 I think the other parts of my brain started working. 788 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,520 That’s not my problem, Ahmed. 789 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,240 Those women changed me, Ahmed. 790 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,760 Don’t post anything on social media right now. 791 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,560 Let that information pass through your brain first. 792 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,960 Let it settle inside you. 793 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,600 Calm down. Watch me now. 794 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,920 Alright. 795 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,600 - My black brother! - Mmdouh. 796 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,440 Sorry, brother Mmdouh. 797 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,840 Let me ask you something. 798 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,120 Were you separated from your family 799 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,920 and scammed with the help of rich businessmen? 800 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,960 No, brother. It’s a women issue. 801 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,200 - Women? - Yes, it’s a matter of women. 802 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,400 Damn you! Did you mess with the masters’ women? 803 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,080 Shame on you! Would I ever do such a thing? 804 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,360 It’s a strange and deep matter, but let me tell you something. 805 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,520 You’re really kind people. I swear, I’ve grown fond of you. 806 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,520 Come visit me sometime. My hut’s over there. 807 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,520 You must come - we’ll eat dog food together. 808 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,120 We eat from the bowl. I’ve got tasty food, and we sip on bone soup too. 809 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:58,280 The soup’s delicious. You must come. 810 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,480 Brother, wipe the glass. I didn’t get what you said last. 811 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,080 We’ve been craving dry food for months. 812 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,800 - That’s great. - We’ll gladly come. 813 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,800 Let me ask you one more thing before you go. 814 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,360 They made you guard the door like a dog. 815 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,960 - They turned me into a dog. - God forbid, brother. 816 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,600 It’s clear they really did. 817 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,200 How did you earn the title “Count”? 818 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,440 - Come here, son. - Damn it! 819 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:28,160 Catch him, catch him! Look at the problems we face. 820 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,360 Without this nonsense, we’d have nothing to enjoy in life. 821 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,200 There’s something else I’m wondering, Cemil. 822 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,840 When will they reshape us into monkeys? 823 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,760 I’m watching and waiting eagerly for that. 824 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,880 We can tweak the blonde girl’s voice. 825 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,880 Some guy just bit my butt! 826 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760 Damn it! 827 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,160 Are we still strangers for you to bag my head? 828 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,360 Everything has its rule, dear Ahmed. 829 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,360 This is the club reserved only for the biggest gamblers in Malta. 830 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,120 - A club? - Yes, the Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Club. 831 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,840 Magnificent! 832 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,600 I thought things like this only happened in our country. 833 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,680 How do you even come up with these ideas, boy? 834 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,080 My God! Put the money down. 835 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,560 This is heaven! 836 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,120 Are you opening a credit line? You’re like the central bank. 837 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,000 The word "like" is unnecessary, son. 838 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,760 You’re incredible, brother! Damn you all! 839 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,280 My brother Sertac Ortac’s favorite quote. 840 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,320 You can’t rise without seeing the bottom. 841 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,560 I’ll throw you in the dumpster. Write that on the bag. 842 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,960 I’ll draw a card. Write it on the stamps. 843 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,760 - Sign this. - What is it, brother? 844 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,360 Is it a movie contract? 845 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:14,040 - A slavery contract! - What do you mean? 846 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,240 We’ve shot adult films, with and without storylines, son. 847 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,280 Wasn’t that just for the thrill, brother? 848 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,080 If I’d known, I’d have done more. 849 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,320 We set up a giant projector under the stadium 850 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,560 to screen the national team’s match. 851 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,200 You know us - if we do something, we do it big. 852 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,440 People are watching the match now, cracking sunflower seeds. 853 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,560 If you don’t sign, they’ll be watching your movie. 854 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,520 We filmed those videos vertically only 855 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,240 which left black bars on both sides of the screen. 856 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,040 Had we filmed horizontally, the image would’ve been clearer, brother. 857 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,760 I have one condition. 858 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,240 You’re not in a position to make conditions, Cemil. 859 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,840 Don’t drag it out. 860 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,680 Just one condition! 861 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,600 If it bothers you, let’s call it a wish. 862 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,520 I swear I won’t sign it. 863 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,280 - What is it? - We’ll shoot another movie. 864 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,120 With the same girls. 865 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,680 Including Nesrin. 866 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,320 That’s easy, my chubby friend. 867 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,560 Sign it now. 868 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,240 Alright. 869 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,240 Congratulations. 870 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,320 There’s a room I know in this villa. 871 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,280 Where are you? Didn’t you say you’d make a video call? 872 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,000 I wrote you a poem, you know? 873 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,760 For your toes. 874 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,320 And that cute little fang of yours too. 875 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,280 Nesrin, all of them are wonderful girls. They’ll make great friends. 876 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,000 Everything is as it seems, Nesrin. 877 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,680 I can explain. 878 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,960 We’re a creative team, Nesrin. 879 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,880 We’ll be great friends. 880 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,240 The bag over the head... 881 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,920 is so we can’t see where we’re going, right? 882 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,000 No, so they can’t see you. 883 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,880 I don’t get it, brother - who can’t see me? 884 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,280 Your fans. 885 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,840 My fans? 886 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,920 If I had dreamed this, I’d have told myself, “Don’t be ridiculous, man.” 887 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,440 If there are no doors, they’ll tear you apart. 888 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,680 Feeling good, Burak? 889 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,760 Everything you touch turns to gold, brother. 890 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,160 I’ll take your first autograph. 891 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,840 This is a massive contract, brother. 892 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,760 Feels like I’m selling you my seven generations of ancestors. 893 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,920 - Six! - What do you mean, brother? 894 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Come on, sign it, hero. Everything has a price, you know. 895 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,440 You’re famous now, as long as you honor the deal. 896 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,480 What’s the worst that could happen? 897 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,800 Cemil, they made me sign something. Did they make you sign too? 898 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,680 They did. 899 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,160 - Did you read it? - No, what for? 900 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,520 Why read it, son? 901 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,800 As long as they don’t take what’s mine, I’m fine. 902 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,160 You fell into the same trap. 903 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,800 What a weak-willed man I am! 904 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,840 They made me part of their family. I think they’re looking for a pet. 905 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,520 But I don’t understand. Why me? 906 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:09,440 I’m not even that good. 907 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,640 Don’t talk nonsense, they have a specific plan. 908 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,360 If only they’d treat us like that uncle in the truck. 909 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,640 They never repeat themselves. 910 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,240 They must have something nasty in store. 911 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,600 You’ll see. 912 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,640 Thank you, my love. 913 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,840 Ahmed, what’s wrong? 914 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,920 Have you found yourself, boy? 915 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,760 Did you come out of your closet? 916 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,080 I suspected you from the start. 917 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,880 What’s that supposed to mean? I’m earning my money honestly here. 918 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,960 What’s wrong with you? 919 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:47,040 The men made me huge. Don’t ask, I can’t explain. 920 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,200 Speak, boy. 921 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,720 I said I can’t. Why ask? It’s too complicated. 922 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:59,040 They made me feel something, like a simulation of another life. 923 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:00,240 What do you mean? 924 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,160 The life of Pablo Escobar is nothing compared 925 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,080 to mine after retirement. 926 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,640 I’m Ahmed. I own a villa in Miami and a hotel in Dubai. 927 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,000 That red convertible I always dreamed of... 928 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,400 - I earned it fair and square. - Where is it? 929 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,800 I never got the chance to find out, brother. I lost it. 930 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,400 In half an hour, 931 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,680 I went from the richest to the poorest man alive. 932 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,080 If Forbes had listed me, 933 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,840 I’d be among the top hundred richest people in the world, you know? 934 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:32,360 I paid off my debts, and he gave me more. The more I paid, the more I got. 935 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,800 When I saw he kept giving, 936 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,280 I thought I’d enter the loan business start a pyramid scheme. 937 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,160 God forgive my sin! 938 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,760 He won’t. You committed fraud. 939 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,640 Whose side are you on, you bastard? 940 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,600 I couldn’t fully do it, that’s why I want forgiveness. 941 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,080 Everyone had the power to take back the money they gave, 942 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,800 so my pyramid collapsed. 943 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,400 And what about your condition? 944 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,280 Things got worse afterward. 945 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,920 It started with pants and a shirt, 946 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,840 but they paid a fortune just for that. 947 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,760 I told myself, “Ahmed, this is a test 948 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,720 looks like they’ll be checking everything.” 949 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,000 It’s an art film, after all. 950 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,720 I thought they wouldn’t send it unless they liked it. 951 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,440 And I even wore that too! 952 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,480 The men were laughing, drinks in their hands. 953 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,400 You made me feel sorry for those poor women 954 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,120 in Nuri Alço’s movies, Cemil. 955 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,280 And what’s with that outfit? 956 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,000 I went to my brother the teacher 957 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,520 and said, “Brother, I can’t pay this debt. 958 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,920 It’s the debt that can pay me back 959 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,800 what should I do?” He said, “Be a waiter.” 960 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,440 They made me sign some kind of contract, probably over gambling debts. 961 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:41,640 My brothers, I’ll just slow you down. Go on without me. 962 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,840 We can’t go anywhere. 963 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,120 We signed that contract too. 964 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,240 How can you enjoy this? Are you insane? 965 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,480 Look! 966 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,000 What are you doing? 967 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,200 I took ten kilos of gold, brother. 968 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,440 They have the papers, but I’m still alive. 969 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,600 Where did you hide the ten kilos of gold? 970 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,640 Don’t touch that spot, Burak. 971 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,640 - He’s provoking me. - And what’s with the kiss? 972 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,160 That’s casino etiquette, 973 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,200 brother. Everyone greets each other with a kiss here. 974 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,160 In fact, the men made their intentions clear 975 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,840 from the very beginning, but we realized too late. 976 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,480 Blow a little higher. 977 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,920 No enthusiasm at all. 978 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,640 Enthusiasm! Right away, sir. 979 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,160 It will be. 980 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:50,000 To be or not to be. 981 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,120 Be more real, more sincere. You’re playing Hamlet! 982 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,480 Professor, now that his father has died, 983 00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,400 of course his grief and tears would increase. 984 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,840 Don’t say it. Do it. 985 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:12,240 To be or not to be. 986 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,600 It doesn’t work. It just doesn’t work. 987 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,240 Listen, your uncle killed your father, he’s sleeping with your mother 988 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,800 and the whole country’s talking about it. 989 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,840 They’ve got nothing better to do. 990 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,480 And you’re wondering whether to kill your uncle or yourself. 991 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,520 Think about it that way. 992 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,560 - Hamlet’s kind of a traitor, isn’t he? - Kind of. 993 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,960 But don’t belittle him. The stage was built on him. 994 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,040 - Try again. - Oh my God! 995 01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,880 To be or not to be. 996 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,760 That is the question! 997 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,840 You will be. You will! 998 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,600 That’s enough. What is this? 999 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,760 What’s going on, brother? You’re overdoing it. 1000 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,200 - What’s wrong, dear Burak? - How could this even happen, brother? 1001 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,320 Look at this shame, brother. 1002 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,480 Throw it a little higher. Clearly, I can’t catch it. 1003 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,200 It’s a test, dear Burak. 1004 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:08,160 Not because I like it, but you have to hold it down there. 1005 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,120 - Really, brother? - Yes, of course. 1006 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,560 Hold it, Burak. Hold it! 1007 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,960 Boys, you’re really trying hard, and we appreciate that. 1008 01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,960 Let’s have a drink to our acquaintance. 1009 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,040 - The finest I have. - Shall we? 1010 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,800 They’ll strip you of your shame. 1011 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,360 They’ll slam you from wall to wall. 1012 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,160 They’ll humiliate and disgrace you. 1013 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,000 - Where are we, brother? - What did they do to us? 1014 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,880 What are these clothes? 1015 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,400 Where’s what I was wearing? 1016 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,360 Where are my underwear? 1017 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,800 I had silk socks! 1018 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:02,480 A hundred dollars! 1019 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,480 They sold us for a hundred dollars after drugging us! 1020 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,720 A bracelet! Someone made me their wife! 1021 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,440 Salt! They made them wash my feet! 1022 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:19,600 Ahmed, didn’t you say those Illuminati weren’t that corrupt? 1023 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,120 You’re thinking too positively. Don’t do that. 1024 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,800 It might not even be them. 1025 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,280 Don’t get your hopes up, Cemil. 1026 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,840 I’ve got nothing left. 1027 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,440 I slept like a baby. 1028 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,920 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need the bathroom. 1029 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,000 Oh my God! 1030 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,120 What is this? 1031 01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:44,480 Brother Cemil, I beg you, don’t laugh like that. 1032 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,400 Don’t laugh, you’re making me nervous. 1033 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,080 We have to get out of here, Cemil! 1034 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,720 Otherwise, they’ll turn us into lab rats. 1035 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,080 - Let’s run! - Why should we run? 1036 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,080 What are we even running from? 1037 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:02,720 These men give me things my soul can’t even imagine. 1038 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,200 Would I run from all this glory? 1039 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,360 Look at my back. It hurts. 1040 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,120 - I’m scared, Cemil. - Look. 1041 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,440 I fear that... 1042 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,840 Brother! 1043 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,200 They whipped you, brother! 1044 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,520 What are you saying? 1045 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,000 Life is beautiful! 1046 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,040 It’s full of sweet surprises. 1047 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,280 You’re delirious, Cemil. 1048 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,400 God help us! 1049 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,240 Is that a door? 1050 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Burak! 1051 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,680 Burak, is that you, brother? 1052 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,440 Say something, Burak! 1053 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,960 Stop making it so mysterious, Burak. 1054 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,120 - Brother Turan! - Brother! 1055 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:05,560 Of course it’s me. When I say I’ll cross that line, I mean it. 1056 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,880 They shoved this up my ass last night. 1057 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:14,200 I found it there. I don’t understand - are they trying to send me a message? 1058 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,920 Isn’t this the ritual object we saw in that hall? 1059 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,600 They put the display item up my ass! 1060 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,480 At least they could’ve used a new one. 1061 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,120 Brother Burak, you might have bigger problems than your hygiene. 1062 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,840 You don’t see it. You need to see. 1063 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,760 You always interpret things positively, brother. 1064 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,040 - They put it there to stop your diarrhea! - Yes! 1065 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,600 - I can’t believe this! - What else then? 1066 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,720 My God! 1067 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,880 What kind of life are you people living? 1068 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,400 - Brother Turan? - It’s me, brother. 1069 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,360 Brother Turan! 1070 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,280 Where are you, brother Turan? 1071 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,720 They’ve played with our emotions, brother. 1072 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,560 They sold us out, brother! 1073 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,040 Brother Turan! 1074 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,240 I’m wearing underwear with a wool ball inside. 1075 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:02,960 I don’t know when or how I put them on, but here I am wearing them. 1076 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,280 These people aren’t human, brother. 1077 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,080 It’s like they have supernatural powers, brother. 1078 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,320 Say something! 1079 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,360 They’ve got some really strange stuff, brother. 1080 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,400 You feel like you’ve fallen straight into heaven 1081 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,960 about to bite the apple, then suddenly you’re in hell. 1082 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,920 Your mind swings back and forth just like that. 1083 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,960 Alright, all this will pass. 1084 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,800 It’ll pass because I’m here. I came. 1085 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,040 - How did you get here, brother? - Did you bribe someone or what? 1086 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:35,640 No, son. They invented something called “civilization” 1087 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,680 they don’t take bribes. 1088 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:43,280 When I couldn’t enter legally, I went and found a skilled Syrian 1089 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,600 hopped on a migrant boat, and came to Malta. 1090 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,320 And how did you find the money? 1091 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,480 What’s going on, brother? 1092 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,680 I found the place through Burak’s videos. 1093 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,320 He’s like Tarkan in this country. 1094 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,920 Even like Murat Övüç! 1095 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,680 - What are you saying, brother? - Yes! 1096 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,320 - Tell me, what else happened? - Listen to me. 1097 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,320 We have to escape, brother Turan. 1098 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,160 We need to leave this place. 1099 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,840 Wait, is it really that bad? 1100 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,600 Has it come to this? 1101 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,280 Listen to me are we giving up all that money? 1102 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,800 Damn the money, brother! 1103 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,760 And I’m the one saying that - me, Ahmed! 1104 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,840 They’re from a very dangerous cult, brother. 1105 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,640 People torture by showing death 1106 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,480 but these ones convince people to commit mass suicide by showing death. 1107 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,320 They don’t speak nonsense, brother Turan. 1108 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,960 If that’s the case, there’s no option but to escape. 1109 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,840 We’ll use the same route. 1110 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:47,280 They gave me maps of refugee boat routes. 1111 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,320 They gave them to me, just for me. 1112 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,520 Even the Pentagon doesn’t have these. 1113 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,960 Sit down. 1114 01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:01,040 Now, if we can get the Greek coast guard to catch us 1115 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,200 they’ll send us straight back to Turkey. 1116 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,760 - Swimming? - Swimming. 1117 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,720 - If we can? - If we manage to... 1118 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,560 Whatever it takes, we must get out of here as fast as we can. 1119 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:16,560 - Let’s go, brother. - May God be with us. 1120 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,560 Come on, brothers, let’s go. 1121 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,400 Alright, let’s move. 1122 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:23,800 All for one, and one for all. 1123 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,360 Let’s go! 1124 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,600 The test isn’t over yet. Where do you think you’re going? 1125 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,960 If you don’t mind, I have a question for you. 1126 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,760 Is this really your brilliant solution for diarrhea? 1127 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,840 Don’t exaggerate, we haven’t even started yet. 1128 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,400 Yet? 1129 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,240 I’m wearing underwear with a wool ball inside, 1130 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,480 silk socks on my feet 1131 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:54,440 whip marks on my back, and someone else’s pajamas on me. 1132 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,920 And all this happened while I was unconscious! 1133 01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:02,280 Why can’t I remember the fun parts? 1134 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,040 If you knock me out again, I swear I’ll stop talking to you! 1135 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:07,520 I’m recording this! 1136 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:11,080 Okay, but if we told you 1137 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,920 you’d stay in a big villa full of girls till morning... 1138 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,080 and try all these things, wouldn’t you agree? 1139 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,520 I’d say yes immediately, brother. I’d do it again right now. 1140 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,000 Alright then, what if we told you 1141 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,800 you’d become one of the richest men alive... 1142 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,960 but you’d have to go through these experiences? 1143 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,240 I’d accept, sir. 1144 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:30,520 And what if we said you’d become one of the world’s most famous people 1145 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,680 but in return, you’d endure all this? 1146 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,240 I’d like to discuss the diarrhea part. 1147 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,160 We’ve gotten to know you well, gentlemen. 1148 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:42,040 Now it’s time to get to know Mr. Turan. 1149 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,600 They’re really nice people, brother Turan. Don’t worry. 1150 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,600 Hello. 1151 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,680 Hello. 1152 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,200 Who are you, ladies? 1153 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,440 I’m taken. 1154 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,040 I can’t look at anyone’s privacy with even a sideways glance. 1155 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:13,000 Once, my father’s eyes drifted toward a woman passing by 1156 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,320 and they still do to this day. 1157 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,320 My mother stopped what she was doing 1158 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:22,680 and stared straight into the man’s eyes as he looked at her. 1159 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,960 Sir, please don’t exhaust me with these constant tests. 1160 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,520 You stand before a man of Anatolian wisdom. 1161 01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:39,040 My God! When did it become daylight? 1162 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,360 Wasn’t it night before they put the bag on? 1163 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,120 Tell me, when did you make me sleep? 1164 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:51,160 I’ve become addicted to the smell of this bag. 1165 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,560 They even washed and ironed the clothes. 1166 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:01,360 I licked them all clean for you. 1167 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,040 Whatever. 1168 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,960 How will I ever repay you? 1169 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,800 What’s your greatest desire, Turan? 1170 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:20,400 My biggest dream is to open a comedy club in Kadıköy. 1171 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:25,960 A place where friends and family can come, get on stage, and perform their own acts. 1172 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,080 To create a great atmosphere. 1173 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:35,880 I want us to laugh out loud, even in moments like this. 1174 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,520 You already have that. 1175 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,960 - Yes. - Don’t you want a bigger bar? 1176 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,720 More customers? 1177 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,320 That’s easy when you’re famous. 1178 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,040 I can make you world famous in two minutes. 1179 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,440 Watch this. 1180 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,720 Is your social media account private? 1181 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,440 - Yes, brother. - Open it. 1182 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,520 Look, I’ll send you millions. 1183 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,120 I’ll make you a global sensation. 1184 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,240 No, thank you. 1185 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,840 The place is full of evil eyes. 1186 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,840 They’re everywhere, those jealous eyes. I want none of that. 1187 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,640 If I expand my bar, it’ll swallow me whole. 1188 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,960 I’ll become its slave, I swear. 1189 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:29,080 Let me live my life the way I want. 1190 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,160 Not according to profit and loss. 1191 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,400 - What now? - What is it? 1192 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,600 The bag! 1193 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,640 What a scent! 1194 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,480 I swear it smells just like my hometown. 1195 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,040 - Welcome, Turan. - Thank you, brother. 1196 01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,120 Forgive me, you’ve fed me and given me drink. 1197 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,280 My hunger’s gone, thank you, brother. 1198 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,920 You’re welcome, my friend. Health first. 1199 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,160 - Roll the dice. - Why? 1200 01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,280 For fun, son. Roll it! 1201 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,760 Would I ever refuse you? 1202 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,440 My God! Double sixes! 1203 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,280 You’re in luck. 1204 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,360 Here, fifty thousand dollars. 1205 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:36,880 - In cash? - What did you expect? 1206 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,040 It’s your lucky day. Roll again. 1207 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,120 No, that’s enough for today. 1208 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:45,440 Impossible. I’ll be sad otherwise. Come on, brother! 1209 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:46,800 Roll it! 1210 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,120 Fine, but I’ll pay you in dollars. 1211 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,480 I don’t want it! 1212 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,560 That’s it for today, okay? 1213 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:57,120 A profit fits best in the pocket. 1214 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,280 You can put the bag on now. 1215 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,440 It happened again. 1216 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,680 Another instant switch from day to night? 1217 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,680 I kind of like it. 1218 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:17,640 Not to flatter them, but they never repeat the same thing twice. 1219 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,800 We’re always surprised. 1220 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,800 They do their job with passion. 1221 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,320 God bless them, we’ve become valuable. 1222 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,920 Are you sick, son? 1223 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:29,880 Don’t you see? 1224 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,160 Where’s Burak, brothers? 1225 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,760 Wasn’t he with you, son? 1226 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,560 Do we even know where we are? 1227 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,840 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1228 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:45,200 Brother, unless there’s some personal, twisted pleasure, our friend is lost. 1229 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,240 - Lost how? - Just gone. 1230 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,880 We came here three, now we’re two. 1231 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,800 You’re three, son. 1232 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:55,480 No, that’s my brother Turan, my manager. 1233 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,720 - I’m his manager. - He came later. 1234 01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,760 Burak - the one who stared blankly, 1235 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:02,200 got famous, and gained millions of followers. 1236 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,360 The one who used to say, “Hey guys!” and blow kisses and all that. 1237 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,440 Silence! 1238 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:14,240 Now we’ll decide whether we’ll cast you in the film or not. 1239 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,200 By the way, is the test over? 1240 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,040 It may be - or maybe not yet. 1241 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,000 What do you mean “maybe not yet,” sir? 1242 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,280 Make a decision, positive or negative. 1243 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,640 We just want to go home. 1244 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,880 You’ve seen our faces. 1245 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,960 And whoever sees our faces can never see another. 1246 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,120 Are you going to blind us? 1247 01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,360 Whoever fails the test can’t go home. 1248 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,400 How can they not go home? 1249 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,560 Do you paralyze people? I don’t get it! 1250 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,760 What are you doing, brother? Why make it worse? 1251 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,120 For God’s sake, brother, look - they made me someone’s wife! 1252 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,560 Please, brother, we’re already miserable enough. 1253 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,200 Alright, brother. 1254 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,880 From now on, you’re with us, as long as we live. 1255 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,800 In comfort and peace! 1256 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:07,400 So, you’ve turned us into lovebirds, then? 1257 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,360 They tried, but it didn’t work. 1258 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,880 The game is over. 1259 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,760 Things are about to get harder for you now. 1260 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:24,880 Do you know what this strange thing on my foot actually is? 1261 01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,600 Civil Protection Service of the Greek Coast Guard for escapees. 1262 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,960 You know everything, except the five daily prayer times. 1263 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:35,640 - We’re not Muslims, son. - You’ve got an answer for everything. 1264 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:39,240 They put this on me before I escaped. 1265 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:42,080 You’re wondering how they didn’t catch me, right? 1266 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:43,960 Thanks to this toothpick. 1267 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:49,080 The place will be swarming with cops soon. 1268 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,080 Oh God! We’re done for this time. 1269 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:56,040 - Kidnapping. - You came of your own free will. 1270 01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,600 Unlawful detention. 1271 01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,960 The contract states you stayed voluntarily. 1272 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,840 It was signed under duress. 1273 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,360 We’ve got camera footage signatures were voluntary. 1274 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,800 I didn’t sign anything! 1275 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,720 Because you were busy breaking into someone’s house. 1276 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:13,280 Get some rest, then you’ll sign. 1277 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:18,360 - The police are here. - Worst case, I’ll say they tortured us. 1278 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,200 So what? 1279 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:23,000 We’ll take Burak to a doctor, got it? 1280 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:26,120 We’ll sort it out with some medical reports, no problem. 1281 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:27,440 They came really fast. 1282 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:30,000 We turned the back villa into a police station. 1283 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:31,840 We don’t worry about security. 1284 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,840 Officer! 1285 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,120 Is there a problem, sir? 1286 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,680 We received a signal about illegal migrants. 1287 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,520 They escaped to us. You may go. 1288 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,800 - As you wish, brother. - Brother? 1289 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,720 Brother? 1290 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,120 What now? 1291 01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:58,880 The bag. 1292 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,120 I think this is a new level. 1293 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:10,080 I’ve never been here before. 1294 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:14,160 If we get through this part, maybe the monster shows up at the end. 1295 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:19,080 Guys, look at this! 1296 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,720 What is that thing? 1297 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:25,480 Calm down, Turan. Brother Memduh is one of our beloved elites now. 1298 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,240 Brother Memduh? 1299 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:29,880 Welcome, brother. 1300 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,480 Brother, Burak is missing. 1301 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,520 - What happened to him? - I don’t know. 1302 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,440 - But clearly, something bad happened. - Brother... 1303 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,800 If he returns, he’s yours. 1304 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,440 If not... 1305 01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:46,760 ...Angela! 1306 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:53,080 My dear brother, is Angela the woman you once promised to tell us about? 1307 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,720 - He said yes. - Actually, I used to work in textiles. 1308 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,480 Dekarlar Textiles. 1309 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:05,080 Then I stepped into the film industry. 1310 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,840 I became a producer. 1311 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:13,200 Girls would come to us from every direction. 1312 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:18,480 Then one girl looked straight into my eyes. 1313 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,720 I felt her seeping inside me. 1314 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:29,320 Angela! 1315 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:34,840 Brother, Angela accepted me. 1316 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:39,960 She desired me... sexually. 1317 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,560 Oh my God! 1318 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,240 She made me her object of desire. 1319 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:50,680 She made me her slave. 1320 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,880 Honey drips from your lips, Brother Memduh. 1321 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,960 She’d spike my drink and smack me on the rear. 1322 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:02,760 She’d corner me... and I’d thank her for it. 1323 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,400 What did you do? 1324 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:13,440 I ignored my children, sold everything I owned 1325 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,280 came to Malta, and bought the villa next door... 1326 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:20,720 Angela and I set sail for a “beautiful life.” 1327 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,120 Up to that point, it sounds pretty classic. 1328 01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:27,840 Classic? What part of the world are you from, Uncle Turan? 1329 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:31,960 She’d say, “Memduh, go buy this,” and I’d rush to get it... 1330 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,360 “Memduh, buy that.” 1331 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,760 I’d buy this and that and everything she wanted. 1332 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,560 I kept buying and buying 1333 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:43,280 until the money ran out. I was left here broke. 1334 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:46,480 Angela stopped coming too. 1335 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,080 We’ll buy you a plane ticket, brother. 1336 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:53,200 You don’t get it, brother. 1337 01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:56,840 The problem isn’t here it’s with the masters. 1338 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,360 Those who fail to become men, they turn into dogs. 1339 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:02,120 - And they turned me into one. - But why? 1340 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:06,160 They’ve built a wonderful training center for men who 1341 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:11,160 waste their children’s earnings on women and pleasure. 1342 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,920 First, they vaccinated me. Then I became perfectly healthy. 1343 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,760 After that, they taught me how to bark beautifully. 1344 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,480 And what about Angela? 1345 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:23,000 They turned her into a cat, brother. 1346 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:28,400 They threw us into an impossible love. 1347 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,600 Angela lives in the villa next door too. 1348 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:36,320 Sometimes I look at her and call, “Angela!” 1349 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,480 She doesn’t care. 1350 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,440 Don’t trouble yourself, it’s normal. 1351 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:42,480 Maybe in another life. 1352 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,720 Brother, run away and start your life over. 1353 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,840 Maybe your wife will forgive you. 1354 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,560 Maybe you’ll even be friends again. 1355 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:52,640 You think I haven’t tried, brother? 1356 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,960 You think it’s that easy? 1357 01:20:55,480 --> 01:21:00,200 I ran away, somehow made it through the woods. 1358 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,160 Angela! 1359 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,080 I escaped, only to find a forest ahead. 1360 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,920 I went in, weaving between the trees. 1361 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,040 I reached the end, about to get out 1362 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,280 and saw a bed. 1363 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:19,920 And on that bed... Angela. 1364 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,520 Completely naked. 1365 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,520 Can’t you skip this part, brother? 1366 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,400 No, brother. I’m stuck there. 1367 01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:31,560 They caught me there, and here I am, starting over. 1368 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,760 It’s the end-of-episode monster! 1369 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,800 That was quite a conversation. 1370 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,000 A truly fascinating one. 1371 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:42,120 Come on, bags over your heads. 1372 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,480 Let me take you to the stable. 1373 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:47,640 Keep the visit short. 1374 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,800 A pleasure meeting you. 1375 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,040 Brother Count! 1376 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:56,920 What’s this? 1377 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:00,800 We’ve arrived, everyone. Remove your bags. 1378 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:07,560 Burak! My brother! 1379 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,600 Are you alright, Burak? 1380 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,280 You okay, son? 1381 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,520 Why does everyone keep putting things in my ass? 1382 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,120 I don’t get it, why only me? 1383 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:22,040 They even whipped my back! 1384 01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:26,080 - I’m more special than you. - Get a grip. 1385 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:30,680 You’re a man who goes to the village to sacrifice an animal on holidays. 1386 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:34,120 How are we supposed to explain this to your farmer parents? 1387 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:35,800 Pull yourself together. 1388 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,120 - Where were you? - What kind of question is that? 1389 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,880 Did they take you somewhere else? 1390 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,640 Didn’t they catch us in front of the stable? 1391 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:42,960 They brought us here, 1392 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,520 we opened our eyes and found ourselves here. 1393 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,600 I swear, something happened. 1394 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,960 They’re playing with us, brothers. 1395 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,600 Something definitely happened. 1396 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,800 Mother! 1397 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,720 We must escape, brother Turan! 1398 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:03,680 You can’t escape. 1399 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,400 Brother Count patrols from night until morning. 1400 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,880 - Your brother? - Our masters leave nothing to chance. 1401 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,200 I’ll slap you into madness. 1402 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:19,960 Son, did they bite you like vampires? 1403 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,120 I’ve become their servant. 1404 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,400 Look at me, boy. 1405 01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:29,920 Whose side are you on? 1406 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,400 He’s about to turn, brother Turan. 1407 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:36,160 We’ll all end up like Cemil. 1408 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,400 They’ll take our freedom... and our purity. 1409 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:43,160 We have to run. 1410 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:46,600 Please, brother, let’s escape. 1411 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,640 Then we’ll run. 1412 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:53,240 Since Count patrols all through the night 1413 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:55,800 we’ll wait for the right moment. 1414 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,440 And what’s the right moment? Dawn prayer. 1415 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:04,040 Because that’s when the dogs fall into a trance. 1416 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,600 That’s when we’ll calm Count... put him to sleep. 1417 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,840 Agreed? Get ready. 1418 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:13,160 The dawn will rise for us. 1419 01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,280 - Like men. - You’re hot! 1420 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,520 May God be with us. 1421 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,840 He will, He will, He will! 1422 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,400 You’ve all recreated me. 1423 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:03,360 Each of you holds a special place in my heart. 1424 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,040 All of you. 1425 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,160 Is that even possible, for God’s sake? 1426 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,800 You can’t catch someone that fast, brother! 1427 01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:59,920 You’re killing my spirit - I’m completely demoralized now. 1428 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,760 I swear I won’t try to run again. 1429 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,360 Why take it so personally, son? 1430 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:08,920 We mess with everyone equally no exceptions. 1431 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,240 Where’d you hear that? 1432 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:16,120 Well, have you heard of the Personal Data Protection Law? 1433 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,200 We wrote that one too, son. 1434 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:23,120 Listen, dear Ahmed, you can pass through that door 1435 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,680 there’s just one little problem. 1436 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,760 And what might that be, sir? 1437 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:31,680 If you can place exactly ten kilograms on the scale next to you, go ahead. 1438 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,200 No one will stop you. 1439 01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:35,920 - Is it that easy? - That easy, dear Ahmed. 1440 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,120 Exactly ten kilograms. 1441 01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:40,680 No less, no more. 1442 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,760 You’ve got three tries. 1443 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,320 You’ll see. 1444 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,000 Ten kilograms it is! 1445 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,320 Mr. Cemil! 1446 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:57,960 Nesrin! 1447 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,120 Well done, Nesrin. 1448 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:13,280 You greet me in the forest with a bed and a secretary’s voice - how proper! 1449 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,840 You know I’ll make you my captive. 1450 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:19,240 Take these handcuffs... 1451 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,280 and show me how you’ll make me yours. 1452 01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,320 Don’t raise expectations, crazy woman. 1453 01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:26,640 I’m wearing wool-ball underwear. 1454 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,560 I’m ready for anything. 1455 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:31,200 Undo me. 1456 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:35,360 My God, You got me into this, now get me out. 1457 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:38,040 Does Your servant really deserve a trial like this? 1458 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,360 I swear I’m in hell, 1459 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:43,240 but is this Your way to lead me to Your seventh gate? 1460 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,800 Where am I, brother? 1461 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,840 Do you want your freedom that badly? 1462 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:58,040 I swear I never knew how much I loved my freedom. 1463 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,600 It’s like health, 1464 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:03,760 you only realize its worth once you’ve lost it. 1465 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,240 Then read this. 1466 01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:12,000 We’ll be on camera. 1467 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,640 - Why, brother? - No reason. 1468 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,200 Read it, and you’ll earn your freedom. 1469 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,240 Brother, it says something here about supporting 1470 01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:28,400 an amendment to the first three articles of the constitution. 1471 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,480 Life isn’t all roses. 1472 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:32,520 Sir... 1473 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,240 If my freedom means becoming a slave to someone else, 1474 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,520 then it isn’t freedom. 1475 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,040 Really? 1476 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,120 May God forgive you, sir. 1477 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,840 Sure, from the outside, 1478 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,800 you may see us as comedians or clever men 1479 01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:58,760 but being clever is not the same as being weak-willed. 1480 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:10,120 We are sons of Kadıköy. 1481 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:14,080 There’s only one right left between you and your freedom, dear Ahmed. 1482 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:54,720 The most precious weight in history. 1483 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,160 Go ahead, dear Ahmed. 1484 01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:00,040 Is that all? 1485 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,960 That’s all, hero. 1486 01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,640 Go on, you’re free. 1487 01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:34,280 Gentlemen, we didn’t win our republic through social media likes. 1488 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,320 We’ll take it back the same way we first earned it. 1489 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,240 Tell him to shoot. 1490 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,920 At least then, death would have meaning. 1491 01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:57,160 What are you doing, son? 1492 01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:59,880 Did you think you died and just decided to give up? 1493 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,160 Didn’t I die, brother? 1494 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,760 There’s light shining through the door. 1495 01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:08,160 Go ahead... you’re free. 1496 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:25,200 Well done. 1497 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,440 You can’t leave us, even if you try. 1498 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,760 Come closer, I’m cold. 1499 01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:37,120 Get under the blanket. 1500 01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:42,800 That’s not possible my freedom is worth more than that. 1501 01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:45,320 I didn’t say “let’s marry,” you pervert. 1502 01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:47,240 I just said come here. 1503 01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:51,080 Damn you, woman! 1504 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:54,680 Damn you! 1505 01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:56,800 Damn you! 1506 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,440 Damn you! 1507 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:01,840 Cemil! 1508 01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:03,800 Cemil! 1509 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,560 Cemil! 1510 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:06,960 Cemil! 1511 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:08,960 Cemil! 1512 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,200 Well done, son. 1513 01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:32,280 What happened, Cemil? Why are you crying? 1514 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:36,960 You went through a very tough test, son. 1515 01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:40,240 Don’t cry, I went through the same. We’ve lost our gold, son. 1516 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,760 I’m burning inside. 1517 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:44,680 Alright, calm down. I’m here now. 1518 01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:46,480 Are you ready, guys? 1519 01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:49,360 For what, brother? To swim in winter? 1520 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:51,240 Yes, to swim in the sea. 1521 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:52,960 How cold do you think it is? 1522 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:54,840 Where are you boys heading? 1523 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,800 He’s Turkish! I swear he’s Turkish! 1524 01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,920 Brother, we’re Turkish too. 1525 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:04,040 What else would you be? Where are you trying to go, by sea? 1526 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,320 - To Istanbul? - Where in Istanbul? 1527 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:07,520 Kadıköy. 1528 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,360 There’s a bus that goes straight to Kadıköy from here. 1529 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:14,600 A bus straight to Kadıköy - from Malta? 1530 01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:16,800 What Malta, son? We’re in Şile! 1531 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:17,880 What? 1532 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:19,800 He’s lost his mind. 1533 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:22,560 How could we be in Şile? 1534 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:24,480 Damn it! 1535 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:26,880 He doesn’t even know how to swear anymore, 1536 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,440 and he’s right. What are we even living through, son? 1537 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,600 We’ve turned into that old man from the bus. 1538 01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:37,160 The masters were different, but they were remarkable people. 1539 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:46,840 Wait, wait. 1540 01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:51,440 Don’t go, wait! 1541 01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:55,720 They’ll play with your honor... with great care. 1542 01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:57,520 Until... 1543 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:04,520 nothing that belongs to you remains of you. 1544 01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:10,640 - Peace be upon you. - And upon you. 1545 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:14,800 Something happened. 1546 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,480 We’re back to the beginning. 1547 01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:20,880 I’m so happy - how’s that possible? 1548 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,520 Guys, if you have money, pay the man. 1549 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:26,480 I should have some. 1550 01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:29,280 Driver! 1551 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:31,880 How much to Kadıköy? 1552 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,400 Two million. 1553 01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:37,160 Old currency, right? 1554 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,000 New currency. 1555 01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:46,080 Congratulations, gentlemen. You’ve passed the test. 1556 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:50,680 Those who are nothing but shadows... must now forget. 1557 01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:52,280 Because those who remember... 1558 01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:56,320 can no longer continue in this game.