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It is my pleasure to personally--

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To personally announce to you
on behalf of the NFG--

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On behalf of the NFG Canada,

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that you and your brother Peter

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are recipients of
the Explore and Create Grant

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for your animation proposal called, um...

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Endless Cookie Caca Nada.

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Caca Nada? Caca Nada.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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On behalf of NFG Canada,

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that you are your brother Peter
are recipients

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of the Explore and Create Grant

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for the animation proposal called, um...

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Endless Cookie Caca Nada.

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Caca Nada?

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Wow. This is great.
Look at the size of this cheque.

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Hey, Koko. Koko.

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- What?
- Koko, come here.

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- Why?
- I wanted to introduce you to this...

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This is the NFG officer,

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and this is Koko, my wife.

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Nice to meet you, Officer.

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And little baby Racco.

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Racco, look at the size of this cheque.

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It's huge!

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Now I can fly up to Shamattawa to
visit your cousins and your Uncle Pete,

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one of the greatest
storytellers in the world.

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Well, have fun
driving to visit your brother.

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Oh, can we drive out there?

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Actually, we can't drive there,

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'cause there's no roads.
No roads go there.

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- We have to-- I have to fly.
- Oh.

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Oh. No roads go there.

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Isn't that something?

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Well, nice to meet you

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and see you in seven months
when this movie's all done.

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- Nice to meet you, Officer.
- Bye-bye.

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Damn, I should have said seven years.

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I better call Pete
and tell him we got this dough.

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Tipi's on fire! Tipi's on fire!

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Tipi's on fire!

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Tipi's on fire!
The tipi's on fire!

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The tipi's on fire!

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Tipi on fire!

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Is someone gonna
answer that phone ringing?

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Hey, anybody got a light?

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- What?
- What the hell?

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BROTHER PETE
CALL

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DOMINION OF CANADA

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TORONTO

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LEGEND
MADE UP BOUNDARIES...

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TELEPHONE LINE...
BACON...

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BROTHER SETH
INCOMING CALL

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SHAMATTAWA

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- Hello.
- Hey Pete, it's your brother, Seth.

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Hey. I knew it was gonna be you.

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So, how's it going?

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It's going good, man.
Oh, yeah. Okay.

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- So, I got good news.
- Yeah?

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- We got that grant.
- Wow, that's fricking great.

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So, yeah, we're gonna make a movie,
I guess, but...

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. What did I write?

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I wrote, "I want to make
a documentary animation,

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"and record seven stories."

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Basically, it's like, you're one of
the best storytellers I know, and...

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- And I made you director on it, too.
- Oh, okay.

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Because, obviously,
you know, they're your stories, so...

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Yeah.

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It'll also allow you to veto anything
you don't like in the movie.

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DIRECTOR

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Veto it all!

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Anyhow, the goal is to make
something funny,

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beautiful, spiritual, political,
complex, simple, and true.

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- Oh, okay.
- That should be easy, right?

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Anyhow, I know there's
no room in the house,

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and I could help rebuild
the tipi that burned down

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and then stay there,
if that seems like an alright idea.

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Yeah. I was--

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It's not going to take long to build
once we get going.

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- Well, that'd be fun. I could help you--
- I was trying--

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Yeah. I was trying to--

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I was trying to get it up
before you got here.

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Oh, me?

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Well, I could always sleep on the porch
in a tent for a couple days.

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Problem's going to be the dogs.

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Going crazy in the tent?

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They're gonna want to move in.

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Well, geez.

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That's alright, whatever.
We'll play it by ear.

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Okay. That's cool.
You're gonna come up?

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Yeah. Awesome. Okay.

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Well, I'll...
I guess I'll be seeing you soon, then.

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Oh, okay. Alright.
Take care.

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Hey, get out of there.

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- Thanks. Alright. See you soon.
- Okay.

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Hey, get out of there.
Get out of there.

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TORONTO

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WINNIPEG

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SHAMATTAWA

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So, it's set to go?

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Okay.

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I went out trapping one time with those--

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I was using those
body-hold Conibear traps.

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And they're square steel traps,

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and I had set it up.

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And I set it up pretty good,
I thought, if...

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So an animal wouldn't
be able to drag it away.

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And then...
And...

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And then I saw the bait fell off.

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So I thought,
"Okay, I'll just stick the bait back on."

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And...

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And I was just holding on
to the top part of the trap,

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- and I went to stick the bait on.
- Wait a sec. Sorry...

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- Hmm?
- ...to stop you,

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but there's a toilet flush in
the middle of the story.

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We'll just wait till, uh,
Antonio comes out.

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<i>What?</i>

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<i>What? What? What? What?</i>

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<i>What? What? What? What? What?</i>
<i>What? What? What? What?</i>

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<i>What? What? What? What?</i>

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<i>What? What? What?</i>
<i>What?</i>

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ENDLESS COOKIE

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<i>Endless Cookie...</i>

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CANADA

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NADA

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CACA NADA

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INTRODUCING

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YOUNG STEWART, RAVER CECE,
LI'L PETE, PUNK PETE,

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TRAP PETE, LUCKY TROLL SIMONE,
LUCKY TROLL SETH, BABY SETH,

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SIDEWAYS SANDWICH SETH

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AND LATE JESSICA

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<i>Endless... Cookie.</i>

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- Hey, Cookie. Can you turn that thing--
- <i>What? What?</i>

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Can you turn it down?
I'm recording.

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Yeah, sure. No problem.

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<i>Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure...</i>

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<i>No problem. No problem...</i>

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Antonio, I can hear the volume
on your video games.

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Can you...
Can you maybe turn that down?

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Oh, you can hear that?

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Oh, sorry.
Let me turn that down.

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Dez. Dez!

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AMUSING OURSELVES
TO DEATH

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Hey, Dez! Dez!

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Oh, bitch, shut the fuck up, please.

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I'm trying to sleep.
I'm trying to sleep!

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I just fucking got off work,
five in the morning.

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- Can you just let me sleep, please?
- Oh. Whoops. Sorry.

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- Um, Simone?
- Banging, banging, banging...

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- Yeah?
- Let me sleep...

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Never mind.
Just keep being quiet. Thanks.

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Uh, Ada.

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- Ada.
- Oh, shit. Okay.

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Wait, wait. Hold on.
Yeah. Boom. Fucking turns off.

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Don't forget about Aylen, Naz, and Chris.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'll tell them to be quiet when
I get back to Toronto.

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Good idea.

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Sylvester, I can hear you chewing

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and squeaking or something.

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What the fuck is that noise?

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It's not me. That's the noise of
the puppies under the stairs.

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<i>What? What? What?</i>

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- Okay.
- <i>What? What? What?</i>

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Cookie.
Cookie, can you turn that thing down?

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<i>Thanks.</i>
<i>Turn that down.</i>

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<i>Thanks...</i>

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Sterling, you're gonna have to
turn the volume down on the TV,

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when I start recording in a minute,
okay, man?

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, hey, this looks like
it was filmed in Toronto.

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I thought everything
was filmed in Toronto.

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No!

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Yeah, I guess lots of things
are filmed there, but not everything.

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When I first went to Toronto,
I was surprised,

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when I really thought about it,

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everybody has a toilet in their house.

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And I thought, "What a...

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"What a thing to have."

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Yeah, you can shit in your own house.

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Yeah.

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When did, uh...
When did Pete move to Toronto?

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He was 11,

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and he was on a school trip

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and we met up and he told his teacher,

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I'm staying with my dad now.

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So, I called his grandmother Eliza,

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and we talked,

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and she said it was okay
if Pete stayed with me,

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but I had to bring
him back before she died.

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- And he did make it back.
- That's sweet.

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Yeah. That's right.

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- Can you grab that?
- Okay.

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Keep it there.

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<i>Just wait.</i>
<i>Just wait. Wait.</i>

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<i>Do you hear that?</i>

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<i>Just wait.</i>

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<i>Do you hear that?</i>

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BIG FOOT TRACKER
NEXT TIME

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<i>Tracker. Tracker.</i>

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ONLY FOR GIGGLES
PRANKS

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TROLL SCROLL III
MOVIE

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ONTERRIBLY
COMFY

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<i>More than 30 percent</i>

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<i>of incarcerated people in</i>
<i>Canadian prisons</i>

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<i>are First Nations,</i>
<i>despite First Nations making up</i>

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<i>just five percent of</i>
<i>the country's population,</i>

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<i>according to new statistics</i>
<i>released by a federal watchdog.</i>

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<i>In a damning report</i>
<i>published on Wednesday,</i>

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<i>the Correctional Investigator</i>
<i>of Canada, Dr Ivan Zinger,</i>

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<i>described First Nations'</i>
<i>over representation</i>

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<i>in the country's jails and prisons</i>

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<i>as nothing short of a national travesty.</i>

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<i>Multiple factors that include poverty</i>

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<i>and racism in policing</i>

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<i>contribute to the imbalance</i>
<i>in convictions.</i>

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<i>The figure is highest</i>

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<i>in the provinces of Manitoba,</i>
<i>Saskatchewan, and--</i>

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CANADIAN IDLE

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<i>This behemoth-ic beast with...</i>

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Someone's at the door.
Answer the door.

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<i>...and astronomical appetite.</i>

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Hey, Pete home?

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Hey, Pete.

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Got any, uh...
You got any green paint I can borrow?

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Okay. Let me see if I got that here.

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- Oh, hi.
- Hey.

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You RCMP?

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No, I'm not RCMP.

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Oh, no. That's my brother.

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Oh, yeah. You didn't know
I had a white brother?

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I guess you never met our dad
when he lived and worked here.

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Last time our dad visited,
he was at the store.

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And?

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And somebody thought
he was the priest.

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SPICY CRACKERS
HONKY BRAND

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Oh.

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- Hello.
- Oh, Father.

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Oh, Father, for I have sinned.

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- I've had impure thoughts.
- Hey, that's not the priest.

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That's my dad.

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Okay. We need to stack
those like that.

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00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,898
Oh, hey.
That looks good.

246
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,991
Frickin' frick.
Frickin' frick.

247
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,913
See that little trophy
walking over there?

248
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,916
He's upset because his dad died.

249
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,962
Frickin'.
Frickin' frick.

250
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,923
Frickin'.

251
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,927
Frickin' frick.

252
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,013
Frickin' frick.

253
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,932
Frickin' frick!

254
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:34,976
Frickin' frick!

255
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,021
Frickin' frick!

256
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,983
Frickin' frick!

257
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,946
Frickin' frick!

258
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,951
Frickin' frick!

259
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,960
What?

260
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,069
- What?
- What was that?

261
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,990
Hello. We got shots fired down here...

262
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,035
Doo-doo two.
We got shots fired down here.

263
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996
I repeat, shots fired.

264
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,999
Calling for backup.
I repeat, calling for backup.

265
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,085
Shots fired.
Shots fired at officer.

266
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,089
<i>Listen here, you pecker weasel.</i>

267
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,091
<i>This is the RCMP.</i>

268
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,051
<i>Drop your gun.</i>

269
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,094
<i>Drop it.</i>

270
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,054
<i>Lie down.</i>

271
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,055
<i>Face down now.</i>

272
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:41,060
<i>Slowly. Slowly.</i>

273
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,104
<i>Too slow.</i>
<i>Come on now.</i>

274
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,066
<i>Put your hands out away</i>
<i>from your body where I can--</i>

275
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,151
<i>Keep them where I can see them now.</i>

276
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071
<i>Delta one five.</i>

277
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,073
Put your hands behind your back.

278
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,077
Not so smart now, are you?

279
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,121
Shooting at a cop.
What were you thinking?

280
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,081
- That fucking hurts, man.
- Who do you think you are,

281
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,083
- shooting at police officers?
- Really fucking hurts.

282
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,084
I didn't do anything.

283
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,127
Just talking a walk, bro.

284
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,088
- Fuck you, man.
- Fuck you, man.

285
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,089
What the fuck is your problem?

286
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,091
What the fuck is your problem?

287
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093
I didn't do nothing.

288
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:19,140
So, you can go to jail for 15 years

289
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,143
or plead guilty
and only go for three.

290
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,146
So, you can go to jail for 15 years...

291
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,151
or plead guilty...

292
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,155
and only go for three.

293
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,116
If you want to plead innocent,

294
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,160
you'll have to wait in jail
until your trail date,

295
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,162
which would be at least
one year from now,

296
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,123
and then you still may go
to jail for 15 years

297
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,166
if you're found guilty.

298
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,168
What if I didn't do anything?

299
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,171
Can I just go home, then?
I'd like to go home.

300
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:54,175
Listen. You want to go to jail
for 15 years or three years?

301
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,186
Your Honour,
the accused wants to plead guilty

302
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146
towards a lesser charge.

303
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,192
The court has found you guilty.

304
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:17,156
And you are sentenced to three years

305
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,200
at Stony Mountain Penitentiary.

306
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,162
You will be eligible for parole

307
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,165
in 1.5 years.

308
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,211
May God have mercy
upon your soul.

309
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,176
Do you know what BS stands for?

310
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,220
Beaver shit.

311
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,223
So, that kid pleaded guilty.

312
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:46,185
He went right off to Stony Mountain,
three years,

313
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,229
and that kid never been in jail
in his life.

314
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,193
And then since then, it's been
the last 20 years,

315
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,278
been going back and forth,

316
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,239
back and forth,
jail, back to jail,

317
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,199
out again, back to jail.

318
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,243
Damn. That fucking sucks.

319
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,209
<i>Welcome back to Canada's</i>
<i>favourite show,</i>

320
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,253
<i>Who Doesn't Want To Be Poor?</i>

321
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,255
<i>Well, time's up.</i>

322
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,215
<i>What's it going to be?</i>

323
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,258
<i>Um...</i>

324
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,221
<i>Maybe I'll just use my credit card?</i>

325
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,234
<i>Drinking water advisories</i>

326
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,237
<i>persist in First Nations</i>
<i>throughout Canada.</i>

327
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,281
<i>Currently, more than 56 communities</i>

328
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,283
<i>go without clean drinking water.</i>

329
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,244
<i>What's this? They talking about American--</i>

330
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,287
<i>What is this, American news?</i>

331
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,250
<i>No, no, no.</i>

332
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,336
<i>This is, uh, Canadian.</i>

333
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,296
<i>The guy said it was, uh, Canadian.</i>

334
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,299
<i>Oh.</i>

335
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,263
<i>It's still worse down there, though.</i>

336
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,264
<i>Still worse down there.</i>

337
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,267
<i>Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Way worse</i>
<i>down there. Way worse down there.</i>

338
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:13,314
IDLE NO MORE

339
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,362
Oh, there goes my little sis.

340
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,365
Check out this little vid I made for Jess,

341
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,286
after she...
After she took her life and passed on.

342
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,382
IN LOVING MEMORY OF JESSICA SCRIVER
1997-2013

343
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,384
MUSIC BY NEW CHANCE
ANIMATION BY SETH SCRIVER

344
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,346
Rest in peace, my late, sweet daughter,
Jessica.

345
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,348
RIP, my little sis.
That's what you've been up to.

346
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,391
That's what you wanted.

347
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,393
Riding the clouds with her motorbike.

348
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:36,355
I heard she was saving up for a motorcycle
before she passed on.

349
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,402
<i>Yeah, Jessica always talked</i>
<i>about getting a bike of her own.</i>

350
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:45,406
<i>I wonder if Jessica would have been</i>
<i>one of those crazy 401 motorcycle drivers,</i>

351
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,407
<i>weaving in and out of traffic.</i>

352
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,368
<i>I think-- I think they totally would.</i>

353
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,414
<i>They definitely seemed like</i>
<i>the type to get</i>

354
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,375
<i>kind of lost in the moment</i>
<i>and kind of enjoy the...</i>

355
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,378
<i>Enjoy the ride.</i>

356
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,422
<i>Yeah. That's so sweet.</i>

357
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,425
Okay. Someone nail those
boards around the outside.

358
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,426
Okay.

359
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:25,404
You gonna be in trouble
if you don't fix that toilet?

360
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,449
Well, it's impossible to fix it today,
because the dentist has patients.

361
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,451
Yeah. Well, then...

362
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,411
How am I going to do it?

363
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:35,414
Probably have to go on the weekend
or go in the evening.

364
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,500
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.

365
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,462
It would have made more sense
if they would have sent me

366
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,422
the toilet I requested.

367
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,465
- Yeah. What the hell?
- I wrote--

368
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:48,469
Well, it's like that thing, trying to get
a picture with my... For my ID,

369
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:55,434
I explained to the people in Miramichi,
New Brunswick, where it comes from.

370
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,435
Holy cripe.

371
00:23:56,477 --> 00:24:00,439
If I want to get photo ID,
I have to fly to Thompson,

372
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,526
go to a place where you get photo ID,

373
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,444
pay for a room to stay.

374
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,529
- Yeah.
- Come back the next day.

375
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,448
Holy. It's like a--

376
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,450
Really?
They just don't do it here?

377
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,495
Well, there was nothing available
for printing.

378
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,457
- That's crazy.
- Everybody's got cameras.

379
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,500
- Millions of pictures.
- Yeah.

380
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,502
But nobody can print out, uh...

381
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:27,508
like, a, you know,
wallet-sized photo ID.

382
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:31,470
There's a guy in Toronto that
Photoshops the pictures.

383
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,514
He just can't help himself.

384
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:37,518
You're supposed to take a picture
and then not alter it in any way

385
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,520
for the passport photos.

386
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,523
There's this one guy on
Spadina that's just, like--

387
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,524
He just can't help himself.

388
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:46,485
He always has to, like,
Photoshop it a little bit,

389
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,528
make your cheeks a little rosy.

390
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,489
- Yeah.
- Get rid of a zit or something.

391
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,533
Well, with identification photos,

392
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,535
you can't wear a hat,
you can't wear glasses.

393
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,537
- And no smiling.
- No makeup.

394
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,497
No smiling.

395
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:02,501
I went to get my student ID one time,
when I was going to high school,

396
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,504
- for a... The TTC pass.
- Yeah.

397
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,507
- Well, I had you with me.
- Oh, really?

398
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,510
And I said, "I want my little brother
in the picture."

399
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,512
- And they said no.
- Oh.

400
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:17,516
I said, "What do you want me to do,
put him down over there on the floor?"

401
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,518
There was only one guy there,
and I said, "Look.

402
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,561
"I'm just gonna hold him.

403
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,605
"They're gonna know who
the picture is for."

404
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,524
- I said, "It's me."
- Yeah.

405
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,568
I said, "He's not old enough
to go to school yet."

406
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,570
Then they wouldn't let you have...

407
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,614
- Too bad.
- They wouldn't let you in on the picture.

408
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,535
Actually, I took you to school one time.

409
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:41,540
I was pushing you to school,
and all the girls come running.

410
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,583
- Ah!
- So cute!

411
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,543
They said, "Whose baby?"

412
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:48,589
And I said, "I found him in the subway,
so I just brought him with me.

413
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,549
"I'm gonna keep him."

414
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,594
And they tackled me,
and they tackled you.

415
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,554
There was, like, three girls.

416
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,600
One of them had you already and the
other one started pulling, saying, "No!

417
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,644
"I want him! I want him!
I'm going to look after him."

418
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,605
And finally, I had to shove
them all out of there saying,

419
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:08,567
"I'm just--" I said, "I was just kidding.
That's my little brother."

420
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,611
And they said,
"Yeah, but you're an Indian.

421
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:13,614
"How come he's blond hair
and blue eyes and white skin?

422
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:14,615
"You're lying."

423
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,619
That's good.

424
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,615
PIZZA POPS
CARIBOU FLAVOR

425
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:02,663
Another time, there was
two young guys were sent in.

426
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:05,624
They got a call to the other end of town,

427
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,626
like, in what they call Little Russia.

428
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,671
They get to the call
they were supposed to go on,

429
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,715
and they see this blood all over the snow.

430
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,636
Oh-ho. Hey. Hey, now.

431
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,638
What do we got here?

432
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,728
Okay. What do we got? Hmm.

433
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,697
Blood!

434
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,749
Stay calm, now.
Stay calm.

435
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,667
It's just blood.
It's just blood.

436
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,670
It's just a little blood.

437
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:54,673
What the--

438
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,675
What the...

439
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,719
What the what?

440
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,679
Oh, no!

441
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,680
FUCK OFF PIGS

442
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,681
Bill!

443
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:05,684
I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool.

444
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,769
I'm a cool guy.
I'm a cool guy.

445
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,688
I'm cool. It's cool. It's cool.

446
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,731
It's cool. It's cool.

447
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,735
You keep cool? You keep cool?
You alright? You got it?

448
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,696
Okay, guy.

449
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,739
You with me?
You ready?

450
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,785
You remember?
We got to...

451
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,704
We go on four, on three.

452
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,747
You with me now?

453
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,749
Just get the door.

454
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:29,750
I'm going to get the doorknob.

455
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,713
Doorknob.

456
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,762
Freeze, motherf...

457
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:46,725
And there's a little old lady
sitting in there, cutting up a caribou.

458
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:50,813
Fuck!

459
00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:54,775
After they die, all of a sudden, they...

460
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:59,738
there's a tremendous amount of
fast gas buildup in their stomach.

461
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,783
- Yeah.
- It's just gets really taut, you know...

462
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,786
And you have to be careful when
you cut it,

463
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:08,747
so you don't cut into the stomach.

464
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,751
So, it's just the outside fur
and then the body lining,

465
00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,754
the stomach lining,
on the outside of the stomach.

466
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,801
But anyway.

467
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,765
When I was a little kid,
my granny used to take the stomach out and

468
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,770
empty half the contents out
and get a cup,

469
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:32,855
pour the blood in there.

470
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:37,818
Then she would throw sugar in it.

471
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,824
And then they would
shake it back and forth,

472
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:48,829
mix up the blood and the green stuff
that's in the stomach.

473
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,791
And my granny would hang it up--

474
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,794
Hang it above the woodstove
and just let it dry

475
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,880
until it went all, you know,
basically dehydrated.

476
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,803
They used to call it <i>seewatte,</i>

477
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,805
which means "sweet stomach".

478
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,850
And that was the candy.
That was our candy.

479
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,816
So, my first candy was
green and kind of smelly

480
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,819
and... kind of tasted awful.

481
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,833
I wonder what those dogs
are barking at.

482
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,835
Hey, shut up, stupid!

483
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:47,846
Didn't you have a dog named Stupid?

484
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,891
I think one of the wolves--
I think a wolf grabbed it.

485
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,894
The only thing I found
was his pelvis bone

486
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,855
and the very tip of his tail.

487
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,857
It was about four inches long.

488
00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,858
Whoa.

489
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,903
We lost six dogs in one week
at that time, when that wolf was around.

490
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,863
Wow.

491
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,906
They don't bother people, though.

492
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:06,907
- They...
- Hey, look.

493
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:08,909
NUTTY

494
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,869
Peanut butter.

495
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:14,915
Crunchy or smooth?

496
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,877
Yeah. You ever hear about pure collectors

497
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,921
from old England?
They had these...

498
00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:22,881
In Victorian times, I guess they--

499
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,884
These guys would go
around collecting dog shit,

500
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,886
which they called, pure.

501
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,888
I guess it had some kind of
purifying quality

502
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:30,973
for tanning hides.

503
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,893
They're collecting it,
and the valuable stuff, the prize turds

504
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,896
were those, like, kind of
dried-out white ones

505
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:38,939
that you see around.

506
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,942
So, when they would find
wet, darker turds,

507
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,944
there was a trick they had
where they would

508
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,989
find loose mortar in an old building
and scrape it into their bucket

509
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,908
and kind of make them
dry and white-looking

510
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,910
so that they could get a better dollar
for their--

511
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,955
Their bucket of turds at the tanner.

512
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,918
<i>Seven months later...</i>

513
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:04,965
- Pure collection?
- Yeah. Uh, yeah.

514
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,927
Pure collection is an actual
historical job, believe it or not.

515
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,972
Is this what you were working on
with the money we gave you?

516
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,975
Oh, yeah. About that, I might need
to ask you for a deadline extension.

517
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,941
Go out.

518
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,034
What's this?

519
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:33,994
It's a map of the story arc
for the movie.

520
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,997
Whoa! Is this your guide
for making the movie?

521
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:40,959
Yeah. Actually, sometimes,
I'm not sure if it's following me

522
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,002
or if I'm following it.

523
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,004
It's true.

524
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,052
How's drawing going?
You getting any drawing done?

525
00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:52,054
I wanted to talk to you about that, yeah,

526
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,014
but it's this-- this one thing.

527
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,016
- What one thing?
- I feel like--

528
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,018
Feels like I can't draw anymore.

529
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,019
Well, don't

530
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,021
psych yourself out.
Everyone has that happen.

531
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,023
Even, like, you know,
Leonardo da Vinci

532
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,983
- probably had that happen.
- Yeah.

533
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,986
You work your way through it
and then you come out the other side.

534
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,071
Oh, my dad's home.

535
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,989
Oh, sweet.
I want to talk to him.

536
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,991
Well, don't psych yourself out.
Just keep drawing.

537
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,993
That's the trick. Alright.
You're awesome, Cookie.

538
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,036
- Hello?
- Hey, Pete.

539
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,079
Hey. How's it going?

540
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,039
It's going good, man.

541
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:22,042
I was gonna phone you this morning.

542
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:25,003
Oh, nice.
Oh, hey, I gotta come back up

543
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,047
and record more audio for the
animation.

544
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,049
Yeah.

545
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,009
The stuff I recorded last time
is all messed up,

546
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,011
everyone keeps interrupting
each other.

547
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,013
- Yeah.
- Anyhow--

548
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,016
Okay. Okay. That's cool.
You want to come up?

549
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,059
Yeah.

550
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:42,020
Awesome. Okay.
Well, I'll, uh--

551
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,022
I guess I'll be
seeing you soon, then.

552
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:51,029
Sure is nice to see you kids
learning how to build stuff.

553
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,031
I spent a lot of time being a carpenter.

554
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,033
Can you not take pictures

555
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,077
inside the sacred tipi zone?

556
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:59,079
Oh, fuck. I should've asked first, man.

557
00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:01,039
Oh, fuck. I'm sorry.

558
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,042
I'm really sorry. I should have
asked your permission first

559
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,044
before taking any pictures,

560
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,045
and I'm really sorry.

561
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:09,089
I'm-- I'm fucking stupid.

562
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,133
Just joking.
You can take pictures in here.

563
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,051
I was just kidding.

564
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,053
Oh.

565
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,139
But it is always a good idea
to ask first

566
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,057
before you take any pictures.

567
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:45,125
Oh, my head.
What the--

568
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,127
Something's stuck on my hat here.

569
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,129
Oh, come on off.

570
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,089
Come on off!

571
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:55,093
Just ignore him
and go back to sleep, Boris...

572
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,095
my son.

573
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,097
Oh, hey. It's that show.

574
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,101
<i>What most people don't realize...</i>

575
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:06,104
<i>is that this animal...</i>

576
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:10,108
<i>doesn't only have...</i>

577
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,153
<i>big feet.</i>

578
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,114
<i>You gotta make sure...</i>

579
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,158
<i>the plaster mixture...</i>

580
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,202
<i>isn't too runny...</i>

581
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,163
<i>and it isn't too firm.</i>

582
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:29,127
<i>Like I said, they don't</i>
<i>only have big feet.</i>

583
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:36,134
<i>Whoa-ho-ho! Hey!</i>

584
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,136
<i>Those are some big buns.</i>

585
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:50,190
My brother-in-law, Loren,

586
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:54,194
built a cabin about 10 miles down river.

587
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:57,155
So, when he was done, this couple,

588
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,241
this elderly couple heard about it.

589
00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:02,160
So, they went and told him that, uh--

590
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,203
To be careful in that area

591
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:07,165
because at one time there were
some trappers that went missing,

592
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:09,251
some people that were trapping beaver.

593
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:12,212
And other people had been
trapping in the area

594
00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:16,174
kept on talking about
finding beaver dams

595
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,217
that were, like, ripped up

596
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:21,179
like something came
and ripped them apart.

597
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,182
There was a couple guys that
were trapping over there,

598
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,184
went missing,

599
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,187
so people went looking for them.

600
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,243
They found them,

601
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:47,247
and they were hanging out
with this female sasquatch.

602
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,249
And they couldn't figure out
why those two guys

603
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,251
were just hanging out with her.

604
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,212
They weren't-- They looked like
they weren't trying to get away.

605
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,298
And once in a while,

606
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,217
that thing would grab them
and tickle them.

607
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:09,227
So, when they found them,

608
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:13,273
they realized that--
That their eyes were missing.

609
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,233
Fuck.

610
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:18,236
That thing had
plucked out their eyes.

611
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,281
So, that was the reason why
they couldn't...

612
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,284
They couldn't go anywhere,
because they were blind.

613
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,245
- They had no eyeballs.
- Jesus.

614
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,277
Years ago, when I was chief,
I was at a meeting in Winnipeg,

615
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,362
and I see the newspaper.

616
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,281
And I'm reading it,
there's, like, this land rush.

617
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,284
And I said,
"How come nobody ever told us?"

618
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,286
- Fuck.
- We're out in Shamattawa,

619
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,288
and the supposed leadership

620
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,373
didn't even know anything about it.

621
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:14,292
Yeah, well, that
doesn't surprise me.

622
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,335
Ah, those assholes.

623
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,337
Uh, what's that?
What's that, man?

624
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,297
Oh, just, uh, just a second.

625
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,299
I'm just talking to
my son right now.

626
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,301
If you need anything, though,
then just let me know,

627
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,387
and we have those penis piercings
in different sizes.

628
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,348
Oh, great. Yeah, thanks, man.

629
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,392
So, all the area's staked out.

630
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,352
All of Gods River right to Gods Lake

631
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:36,398
is all somebody's
mineral exploration area.

632
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,318
Like, there was a big diamond rush
and then...

633
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,320
Diamonds may be pretty,

634
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,405
but I'm hot.

635
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:51,329
They found some other--
They found some other stuff,

636
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,331
but some places were--

637
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,375
Weren't feasible to try to extract.

638
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,376
Oh, yeah.

639
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,336
And I think we still have

640
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,340
a lot of unclaimed,
like, land settlement.

641
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,341
We never finished with it.

642
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,343
We never-- We never...

643
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,345
But the government gave us a choice.
They're saying,

644
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,388
"This week, you got to sign.

645
00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,390
"We have to get it over and done with.

646
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:13,351
"After this week, you're on your own.

647
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,395
"You can pay for your
own lawyers if you want to--

648
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:20,358
"Trying to have land claims over here,
having a big, like, a reserve."

649
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,402
Right now, it's only
two miles by one mile.

650
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,362
- What?
- Yep.

651
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,364
That's how big Shamattawa Reserve is.

652
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,408
Oh, those assholes.
Man, it's just normal.

653
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:31,369
They're just trying to
stampede you into signing.

654
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,413
It's so typical. They just
drew a line around your houses

655
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,457
in the middle of your land.

656
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,418
Your land goes a long
way in every direction,

657
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,419
and they know it.

658
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,379
Yeah, and back then,

659
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,424
whoever... decided that,

660
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:47,427
to claim only one mile by two mile.

661
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:50,430
And they were still told, saying,
"No. You can't have it any bigger.

662
00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:53,391
"This is as much as you can have."

663
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,436
Yeah. Unfortunately,
that doesn't surprise me.

664
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,397
I'm saying,
"Hey, your family used to trap where?"

665
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,399
They'd say, "Yeah, way out there
by Hudson Bay."

666
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,484
I said, "How many miles is that?"

667
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,444
They're like, "Sixty miles."

668
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,446
I said, "Well, why are we gonna be stuck

669
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:09,407
"in a little two-mile-by-one mile?"

670
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:12,410
- That's so rude.
- I said, "After that, we've lost...

671
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,454
"We lost any rights outside the reserve."

672
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,457
We have to do something,
or something happens,

673
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,459
trying to...

674
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:22,420
Like, now, they're trying to flood the--

675
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,464
This is the largest undammed
river left in Manitoba,

676
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,424
Gods River.

677
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,510
Every other large river's been dammed up,

678
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,429
and Hydro's trying to
involve Shamattawa.

679
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,433
- And we'll never benefit from it.
- Whoa. Good one.

680
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,478
If they built a dam,
would that affect the fishing?

681
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,480
Uh, yep. It'll screw up the fishing.

682
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,482
Damn.

683
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,484
Damn. Is it Monday already?

684
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,486
Oh, God.

685
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:51,491
But they came up with, uh, um...

686
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:54,452
Hydro was trying to involve
everybody to come to meetings,

687
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,495
and they were paying people.

688
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,497
Some people got as much
as 80 bucks

689
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,458
to go to a meeting,
and there were door prizes.

690
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,502
What was the door prize?

691
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:06,464
Oh, a freezer pack, like, a box of--
A box of frozen meat

692
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,509
that they got at the Northern Store,
something like that.

693
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:11,553
Yeah, and then all of a sudden,

694
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:15,515
I found out I was in the sturgeon--
Sturgeon committee,

695
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,476
sturgeon preservation committee.

696
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,520
I had no idea I was in the committee
and I was getting paid for it.

697
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,523
Well, Pete, if you're on the sturgeon
committee, if they build a dam,

698
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,525
there won't be any more sturgeon.

699
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,487
Well, like I said before,
you can pick your nose,

700
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,572
but you can't eat diamonds.

701
00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:33,491
Hey, do you need any sound
effects for this movie?

702
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,534
I can do some sound effects
for you if you want.

703
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,494
It could be like...

704
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,497
Alright. Uh...

705
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,504
Next time the cops chase you,
don't jump in the water.

706
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,551
She says, "Fuck that.
I'm never going swimming again,

707
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,595
"after I seen that in the water.
I'm never going back."

708
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,562
Yeah. Maybe we could
use some of those somewhere.

709
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,522
I don't think she's
gone back in the water

710
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,524
- ever since then.
- Oh, that's crazy.

711
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,526
Well, I wonder
what the hell that was.

712
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,570
Hey, Stew, is that Pete on the phone?

713
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,614
Is he telling you about Antonio's dream?

714
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,575
One second, Pat.
Pete's talking in my other ear.

715
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:19,537
Holy doodle.
He told me about this dream,

716
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,539
and this plane had antlers.

717
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:22,624
It was totally made of antlers,

718
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,584
and it crashed.

719
00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,544
Yeah? Amazing.

720
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,548
Well, I wonder what that was.

721
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,592
That sort of reminds me
of something that happened

722
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:35,595
back a few years ago
on Wunnumin Lake.

723
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,643
So... I was going fishing

724
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,605
and drove out onto the lake,

725
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,565
and I was heading west.

726
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,650
Uh, sorry.
Heading east,

727
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,569
and then...

728
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:55,573
- Oh, hey!
- What the-- What? Hey!

729
00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,576
Watch it, man.

730
00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,619
Whoops. Sorry.

731
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,624
Yeah. So, driving the boat in the lake,

732
00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:08,628
and I felt this something

733
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:11,631
on my cheek.
On my cheek.

734
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,633
And it was the same as when
I was in the air force

735
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,635
and there was a plane
breaking the sound barrier.

736
00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:19,597
It's that pressure you feel
just before you hear the noise,

737
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,682
and I whipped my head around.

738
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,603
There was this hole
traveling through the air

739
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605
with scenery on the other side of it

740
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,608
that was--
Looked like a scenery from a desert.

741
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:34,612
It was these angular,
sort of cactus-like trees,

742
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,699
and the thing just whipped by
and just kept going east.

743
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,660
Very odd.

744
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,621
Sorry, Pete, I gotta hang up.

745
00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,623
Somebody's staring at me.

746
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,626
I gotta sell somebody something.
Bye now.

747
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,628
- Hey, man.
- Oh, sorry. Yeah.

748
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,672
I was just talking to my son,
my older son.

749
00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:54,674
My younger son, Seth's, visiting him.
He's--

750
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:58,636
Wait. You saw a porthole
to another dimension?

751
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:01,639
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and it wasn't the only time.

752
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,688
Yeah. According to
a lot of people,

753
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:13,651
they said that Stewart
was the first person to, uh--

754
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,695
First white person to come
back and visit his kid.

755
00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:18,698
Damn. That's kind of fucked.

756
00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:21,701
<i>Damn.</i>
<i>That's kind of fucked.</i>

757
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,745
<i>Damn. That's-- Damn.</i>

758
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,705
<i>That's fucked. Damn.</i>
<i>That's fucked.</i>

759
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,666
<i>What the what? Damn.</i>
<i>What the what?</i>

760
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,669
You know that trap we set upriver,
that square one?

761
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,670
Yeah?

762
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:36,716
Okay. That's the kind I was using,
and I had that all set up.

763
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,681
And...

764
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,729
I was getting ready to go
back towards my Ski-Doo,

765
00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:52,690
and I saw that the bait
wasn't on properly

766
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,733
and had fallen off.

767
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:57,737
So I went to put bait on,
and the thing slipped.

768
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,717
Hey.
That's my balloon.

769
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,723
And then it just
slowly sunk into my hand,

770
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,766
you couldn't even see the steel.

771
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,768
It went down here, and it
was squishing it like this.

772
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,730
And then I'm trying to
break the stick,

773
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,774
and every time I made a move,

774
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,776
that trap just got
tighter and tighter.

775
00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:38,736
It was just sinking in deeper and deeper.

776
00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:43,741
And all of a sudden, I'm getting,
like, really cold,

777
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,785
because the wind's blowing
and I didn't have my parka on.

778
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,747
Then I hear a Ski-Doo coming.

779
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,799
Oh, shit. I wonder if that's Rusty.

780
00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:02,760
Hey, Seth.
Take a picture of this.

781
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,804
I got a puppy on my head.

782
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,807
Okay. Hold it there.

783
00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:08,850
Hold it there, Simone.

784
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:11,769
Alright. Hold it.
Hold it.

785
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,771
Okay. Yeah.

786
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:14,814
Okay. Got it.

787
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:17,817
Hello?

788
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,778
<i>Go get me some oranges.</i>

789
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:23,823
<i>I'll get you oranges.</i>

790
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:27,785
<i>Go get me some garbage bags.</i>

791
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:28,828
Garbage bags?

792
00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:32,832
<i>Go get me some garbage bags</i>
<i>and oranges and cigarettes.</i>

793
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,792
Ah.

794
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,793
<i>I'll go get them.</i>

795
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,796
<i>Thank you.</i>

796
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,841
Boy, she thinks I have
all the time in the world.

797
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,885
She wants me to go get oranges
and garbage bags for her

798
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,803
at the store.

799
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,846
Oh, you're going to the store?

800
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,856
Hey, little buddy.

801
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,858
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

802
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,818
You little cutie. Hey.

803
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:02,862
Whoa, Simone.

804
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:04,822
How many dogs you guys got?

805
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,824
Wait.

806
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,829
Boris, Cheech, Chong, Milk Jug,

807
00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:14,874
Chappy, Sheldon, Langfur,

808
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:17,877
Ugly, and Nutty.

809
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,881
And... am I missing one?

810
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,888
Boris, Chappy, Cheech,

811
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:32,850
Chong, Nutty, Langfur,

812
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,937
Sheldon, Ugly, and...

813
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,899
I forgot two dogs.

814
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:43,945
Coconut and Dooney.

815
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:50,868
And what about the puppies
under the steps?

816
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,882
Yeah. Like, uh,
yeah. Shit.

817
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,884
Or, like, when I go
in the washroom,

818
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,928
and all the women look at me,

819
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,889
and then these women
look at me as I enter like I--

820
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:12,932
Like I'm a guy,
like they're thinking--

821
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:15,977
I don't know. I just gotta
take a fucking shit, bitch.

822
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:25,945
Hey, look. There's my dad.

823
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:28,906
That's our dad.
Okay, Ada, settle down.

824
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:29,949
That's not your only dad.

825
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,952
Hey, look, there's Ada and Dez!

826
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,914
Dad! Dad!

827
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,918
Hey, Dad.
Who's your favourite kid?

828
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,963
NO OTHER STORE

829
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:48,009
CANADA BURP
ZERO GINGER ADDED

830
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:52,930
So, what should we get?
Some Bepsi, Depsi, Poopsie,

831
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,975
Toke, Joke, Diet Croke?
Which one?

832
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,018
Bepsi?

833
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:01,981
ORANGES

834
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,987
Hey, mayochap, that's what my
mother in law used to call me.

835
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,989
What does mayochap mean?

836
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,952
Shitty face.

837
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,954
Oh.

838
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,956
It's like, shit on
your face sort of, but...

839
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,041
Mayochap.

840
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,960
Means shitty face, like, yeah.

841
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:25,963
You didn't know?

842
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:26,964
No.

843
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,008
Now you know.

844
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,971
We need one of those big boxes, there.
Can you grab that?

845
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,014
Yeah, I can grab this.

846
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,017
Whoops.

847
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:42,021
<i>Pwêkitostaw.</i>

848
00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,023
What's that?

849
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,025
<i>Pwêkitow </i>means fart.

850
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:46,984
<i>Pwêkitow.</i>

851
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:48,986
<i>Pwêkitow </i>means fart.

852
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:53,991
And <i>Pwêkitostaw </i>means, you know,

853
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,035
"farting while you're doing something,"
you know?

854
00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:58,037
Like when you're lifting
something that's heavy and you--

855
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:05,086
<i>Pwêkitostaw. Pwêkitostaw.</i>

856
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,006
<i>Pwêkitostaw.</i>

857
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:13,010
"Six pack. Toronto tap water."

858
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,053
What do you, uh...

859
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:16,055
Do you ever miss
anything about Toronto?

860
00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:17,056
Goat rotis.

861
00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:21,060
What's that--
What was the name of that--

862
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,061
Patty King.

863
00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:24,063
Patty King, yeah. Yeah.

864
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:27,066
Goat rotis from
Patty King and George.

865
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,027
Always a big smile.

866
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,031
All the whole family was like that.
They were all very nice.

867
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,032
Yeah, they're cool.

868
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:40,079
Yeah, it's funny, it was just one year.
It was a whole bunch of us that just left.

869
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,081
We just all went in different directions.

870
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,127
So, everybody that left did good,

871
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,088
they went on doing things
that they wanted to do.

872
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,131
Once or twice a year
I'd get a call

873
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,092
from my family saying,
"Remember so-and-so,

874
00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:57,054
"one of your drinking buddies,
they found him dead this morning."

875
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,055
Yeah.

876
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:01,058
And that probably would
have been me if I never left.

877
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,106
I remember one time I went through
my tequila phase,

878
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:11,152
then all of a sudden one day I realized,
it was making me more unstable,

879
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,112
then I started to realize

880
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,156
all the trouble I got into

881
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,118
or the grief
I caused to something like that,

882
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:22,079
it was if I was drinking
something really strong.

883
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,124
And if there was something
about you I didn't like

884
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:28,085
or it was almost like a snap.

885
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:31,088
- Sometimes even, like, over nothing.
- Uh-huh.

886
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,090
I would, like,
just start turning red

887
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,092
and steam coming
out of my ears just, uh...

888
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,146
It was just weird. It was just--
Like there was--

889
00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:51,150
There was a guarantee I was going to
try to kill you when I got really smashed.

890
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:57,114
Oh, yeah. I kind of remember you telling
me about some of those misadventures.

891
00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:01,118
You went back to our old house that
we weren't living in anymore and broke in.

892
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,162
I don't remember.

893
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:07,124
Apparently, I uh...
I think I used my bus pass

894
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,167
to open the door or something.

895
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:11,170
Like, put it in, jiggle it in
where the deadbolt was,

896
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,130
and then it opened.

897
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,133
And then the dog ate the little kid
that lived there's birthday cake.

898
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,135
Oh, yeah.
All his birthday cake.

899
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,181
I have no memory of it at all.

900
00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:25,142
What-- Didn't you grab,
like, a guy out of--

901
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:28,145
That was in
your old bed or something?

902
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,189
There was some guy
sleeping in my bed, okay?

903
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,149
Apparently I dragged him out
of there.

904
00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:34,151
"Get off my bed."

905
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,154
And my dog was with me and my
dog was keeping everybody away.

906
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,199
Everybody out of the room.

907
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,243
While you were sleeping.

908
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,246
You know what was one of
the nice things about that

909
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,207
story where you went back
to our old house?

910
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:50,167
Was that they didn't call the police.

911
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,170
They just called Stewart,
which is, like, nice.

912
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,213
Yeah, that was embarrassing.

913
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,215
Holy shit! He did what?

914
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,218
Son of a...
I'll be right over.

915
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:03,264
But it's like, better than,
you know, the police like,

916
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:05,224
arresting you or something,
you know?

917
00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:08,227
You kidding?
I'd rather the police.

918
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,193
Ah, you'd be surprised.
There's still a couple

919
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,279
stragglers kicking around
Toronto that remember you.

920
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,239
BUNCH O FUCKING GOOFS

921
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:24,243
COKE
THE REAL THING FOR REAL ASSHOLES

922
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,293
<i>Talk is cheap and so are you...</i>

923
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:36,213
<i>Go get screwed!</i>

924
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,217
PATTY KING

925
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,261
Also, I remember another thing,

926
00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:45,222
every time you'd get really,
really drunk, you'd go,

927
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:48,267
"I really love you, man,

928
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,227
"but I fucking hate white people."

929
00:53:56,317 --> 00:53:58,235
You remember Peter from Courage?

930
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:01,280
Yeah, I just-- Which Peter?

931
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,282
Peter East from Courage, My Love.

932
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,284
He's been gone for fucking,
like, 20 years.

933
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,287
Yeah, but I saw,
the other Peter just went by.

934
00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:12,291
Peter from Peterborough.
What a freak that guy is.

935
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:15,294
Yeah, Peter from Peterborough.

936
00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:30,351
TIME TO TELL
THAT PIZZA STORY

937
00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:34,313
Yeah, Pizza Pizza Pizza used
to have this special where,

938
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,357
if it's not delivered to your
house in 30 minutes it's free,

939
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:41,278
so every payday we used
to order pizza from there.

940
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,321
Like, a large pizza
with everything on it.

941
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,323
Yeah, one of my roommates,
that's what he--

942
00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,325
He worked at a pizza place,
and he says,

943
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,286
"No way it's gonna
cook in half an hour,"

944
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:52,331
but we always waited till payday so
in case it came we had the money.

945
00:54:56,377 --> 00:55:01,340
Oh, hello.
I'd like to order an extra large pizza

946
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:02,341
with everything on it.

947
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:06,303
Hey, Tony...

948
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:08,347
Extra sauce and anchovies.

949
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,349
Okay, what's the address?

950
00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:12,351
That's-- So that's 30 minutes
or it's free?

951
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:14,353
Yeah, always.

952
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,356
Okay, my clock says it's 20 after 9:00.

953
00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:23,404
Looks like free o'clock.

954
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:26,323
You're seven minutes late.

955
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,327
FRICK

956
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,329
Free pizza. Thank you.

957
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,421
I F'HEART
TED

958
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,381
FU TOWER

959
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,353
Too long.

960
00:55:56,353 --> 00:56:01,358
Tell me, Seth, why is this
pizza scene going on so long?

961
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:04,361
Well, you know, it's strange
'cause Pizza Pizza Pizza's

962
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:07,364
kind of like a cultural
thing for people that lived

963
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,408
in Toronto during the '80s
and '90s.

964
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:12,411
Oh, cultural. Interesting.

965
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:17,374
Yeah, terrible pizza,
but kind of thrilling to gamble

966
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:18,417
to see if you
get it for free or not.

967
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,409
What?

968
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,414
It was a pizza crust
with a pile of hamburger on it.

969
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,462
Well, 30 minutes or free,
you got a free one.

970
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,425
I love that story.

971
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,469
I remember thinking that was
the coolest thing I ever heard

972
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,429
when you told me that
when I was a little kid.

973
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,473
I was like, "That's the coolest
thing I ever heard."

974
00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:20,437
<i>That's not funny!</i>

975
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,482
Hey, guys.
I'm gonna get these chicken burgers.

976
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,444
You guys are talking so long.
Can we go now? I'm starving.

977
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,533
Back in the day we used
to trade hash for chickens

978
00:57:32,533 --> 00:57:35,452
from the chicken truck driver.

979
00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:38,497
Rats?
Fucking' A, man.

980
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,501
THE SEA MEN

981
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,503
TROPICAL FRUIT

982
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,509
- Hey, Sal.
- Hey, Pete. How's it going, man?

983
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,472
<i>Hey, c'est lui! C'est lui!</i>

984
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,482
Hey.

985
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,529
Hey, habibi!

986
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,535
Help yourself to chicken.
This is a good trade.

987
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,543
Hey, what're you doing
with those chickens?

988
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,505
I hope it's not what I would
do with those chickens.

989
00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:32,593
THE SEAMONKEY

990
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:37,556
MACKEREL

991
00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:39,558
I didn't really know
what to do with them at first,

992
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,562
so then we processed them ourselves,

993
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:45,606
and we had 'em
hanging in the bathtub.

994
00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,609
The neighbour upstairs,
we forgot to tell her

995
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,569
that we had chickens in the bathtub.

996
00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:53,530
And she came
down to shower and...

997
00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:03,624
There was blood all over the bathtub.

998
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,587
Speaking of chickens,
can I get these chicken burgers

999
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:10,631
and also can we go soon?
You guys are taking forever.

1000
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:21,600
Years ago I saw
one of Cece's friends,

1001
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,561
climbed onto the top of one
of those live chicken trucks.

1002
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,607
<i>Fuck, I love this song.</i>

1003
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,616
Good morning, beautiful ladies.

1004
00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:43,622
And that's how I discovered
the chicken of the woods.

1005
00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:45,582
What's this guy up to?

1006
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,589
<i>This band is really funky.</i>

1007
01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:39,720
<i>What are you doing up there? You fuck!</i>

1008
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:46,643
<i>I said to you, you fuck,</i>
<i>you get off my truck!</i>

1009
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:50,689
<i>I'm gonna beat the shit out of</i>
<i>you if you don't get down!</i>

1010
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:54,651
<i>Hey don't touch my chicken you fuck!</i>

1011
01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:58,655
You might ask yourself what
the 'morel' of this story is,

1012
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,658
and I'd say his nose
was less of a morel

1013
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,703
and more of an amanita,
and don't forget to

1014
01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:06,747
count your chickens
before they're snatched.

1015
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,667
Hey, so how's Cece doing?

1016
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,669
How's Cece doing?
She's doing good.

1017
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:15,756
She's basically just running
the shop and picking clothes.

1018
01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:19,718
Still finding some
pretty good stuff actually.

1019
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:23,722
Driving lots, fighting clowns,

1020
01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:25,724
and helping put out
the odd neighbourhood fire.

1021
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,726
BANNED 4 LIFE
DO NOT LET IN STORE

1022
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,783
HELP

1023
01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:45,702
HELP

1024
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,707
VIBES

1025
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:59,716
The firemen weren't there,
so she got a fire extinguisher

1026
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,760
and ran in the house
and started like...

1027
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721
And then she had this thing
where she was like...

1028
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:07,766
I never realized it till right now that
I've always wanted to be a fireman.

1029
01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:15,774
Out of the way, fuckers.

1030
01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:17,776
You, Cece! Speak of the devil.

1031
01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:19,778
Hey, Cec.
Wow, it's been a long time.

1032
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,780
Been a long time no see, holy.

1033
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,740
Long time no Cece.

1034
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,742
Long time no see Cece.

1035
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,747
I gotta go to the store.
What're you guys doing?

1036
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,749
Yeah, we're just time travelling back to

1037
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,793
the '80s and '90s
and telling chicken stories.

1038
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:37,796
Oh, yeah, back in the '90s
when I used to look like this?

1039
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:40,841
And Seth was a sideways sandwich?

1040
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,761
You were a sideways sandwich?

1041
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,806
Yes. Well, people used to
think I was.

1042
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:50,767
It's probably actually
why I grew a mustache.

1043
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,772
- What? Sideways sandwich?
- Idiot.

1044
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,774
- I don't remember that.
- Too late now.

1045
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,820
Hey, lady!
Move your van! Move your van!

1046
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:03,780
Alright, I'm going.
Fuck off already!

1047
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,825
You fuck off already, lady!

1048
01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:08,785
Okay, see you later, freaks!

1049
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,787
- Okay, Cece. See you later.
- See you later, Cec.

1050
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:13,832
FROZEN CHICKEN DREAM

1051
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:17,794
Um, what do you
think of the future?

1052
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,796
What do I think of the future?

1053
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,798
Like, what do you mean?

1054
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,801
I don't know, like, what do you
think the future holds?

1055
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,804
Mm, I'm not quite
sure about that.

1056
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,806
OLD TIMEY SETTLER'S
CHICKEN FLAVOURED HOUSING CRISIS

1057
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,849
COLONIAL TRAUMA FLAVOURED T.V. DINNER

1058
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:33,810
I don't know, in the future,

1059
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,856
I hope that Shamattawa gets a little...

1060
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,816
A little better, a little healthier.

1061
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,817
HEALTHY LOCAL GAME

1062
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:41,818
EQUITY

1063
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,862
Yeah. Basically what I wish.

1064
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,864
What I wish the future holds.

1065
01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:48,825
What about your future?
What do you want to do?

1066
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,827
Like...

1067
01:03:50,869 --> 01:03:54,831
I wanna accomplish these little things
in life that people are supposed to.

1068
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:57,834
Like, I want to get a job,
and I want to get a house,

1069
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:58,877
or at least somewhere to live.

1070
01:03:58,877 --> 01:03:59,920
INSANE RENT
FANCY CAT FOOD

1071
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,881
But I don't want it to be here.

1072
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,884
Yeah, I just want to work
and be happy.

1073
01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:08,887
Just, like, a little,
tiny, normal life.

1074
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,868
When are those guys
getting back from the store?

1075
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:32,911
They're taking forever.

1076
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,873
Okay, I'm going for lunch,
pick a winner, Cece.

1077
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:41,920
<i>You beautiful, sweet, little nail.</i>

1078
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,880
<i>Please go in smoothly.</i>

1079
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,923
<i>Not like that other stupid nail.</i>

1080
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,893
Oh, my God, I found a Poochie!

1081
01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:59,896
Oh, my God, I love it!

1082
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,898
Oh, my God,
the Poochie fits you perfectly.

1083
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,900
I can't believe
you found that so quick.

1084
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,903
I know, I found it so quick.
Yeah!

1085
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:08,905
I'm going to take it.

1086
01:05:10,949 --> 01:05:12,951
- Oh.
- What's this?

1087
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,954
Oh, that's the caribou hide
that my brother Pete mailed us.

1088
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:18,957
It's beautiful.

1089
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,917
Yeah, isn't it nice?

1090
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:23,920
Ah, see, let's see.
Which button is it?

1091
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,963
Uh, let's try this one.

1092
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:28,967
Thank you so much.
Bye, Cece.

1093
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:30,969
Alright, see you later.
Thanks.

1094
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:38,977
Finally we're leaving.

1095
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:44,941
NO OTHER STORE
FINANCIAL DEBT TRAP

1096
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:45,984
SMOKES X1 ORANGES X1

1097
01:05:46,026 --> 01:05:47,944
VIENNA SAUSAGE X16

1098
01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:49,946
FROZEN CHICKEN BURGER DREAMS

1099
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,954
- Hey, look, it's Ada and Dez!
- Dad!

1100
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,958
Oh, hey. There's Mom.
Hi, Mom.

1101
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,003
Hi, my babies. Ada, my baby.

1102
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,004
Mom, how about me?

1103
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,006
Oh, Dez baby. My old baby.

1104
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,009
You ate yesterday already!

1105
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:12,969
Alright, Mom.
I'll see you later.

1106
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,013
Bye-bye, my babies.
I love you.

1107
01:06:15,055 --> 01:06:17,015
Alright, see you later, Mom.
Love you.

1108
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:20,018
I nailed a bunch of boards at the bottom

1109
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:21,978
so that they don't fall over.

1110
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,021
Oh, hey. That looks good.

1111
01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:24,981
Yeah, it looks great, Simone.

1112
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,983
Well, Pete found this
huge tarp at the dump.

1113
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:27,984
Uh, yeah?

1114
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:31,988
Yeah, that was just leftover stuff
that they had used to...

1115
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,992
it was for the soil remediation,

1116
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,035
so that was the underlay.

1117
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:38,036
Sweet score.

1118
01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:40,080
Hey, where are those guys going?

1119
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:44,042
Let's smoke this motherfucking weed!

1120
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,044
I think I know where they're going.

1121
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:50,048
Yeah, I don't want to
encourage them to smoke weed,

1122
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:53,009
but it's better than
sniffing lacquer or...

1123
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,094
Yeah, that's not good for you.

1124
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,013
And other more dangerous habits.

1125
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,014
Yeah.

1126
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,058
Yeah, those small toothpicks are
really expensive here.

1127
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,018
It's just crazy.

1128
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,062
It's, like, $20 to buy them.

1129
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:12,028
Fucking Ada,
move your fucking cheek, man.

1130
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,071
Fucking move! Fuck sakes.

1131
01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,114
Shut the fuck up bannock ass!

1132
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,077
Aw, Ada, you dumb bitch.

1133
01:07:19,119 --> 01:07:21,037
Now we get to smoke
my motherfucking weed.

1134
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,081
Oh, finally some weed.

1135
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,083
- Let's go, bitch.
- I want to smoke this shit.

1136
01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:28,086
The fuck is that?

1137
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,132
Sounds like somebody's
dragging a bunch of cans.

1138
01:07:44,102 --> 01:07:45,103
Jesus fuck.

1139
01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:47,063
Hey, did you see this?
Did you see this video?

1140
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,064
Who? Who? Who?

1141
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:51,067
Fuck. Oh, my God. Okay.

1142
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,152
<i>Sylvester in the dark</i>

1143
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:55,071
<i>Buck naked with a knife in his hand</i>

1144
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:59,117
<i>Tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing,</i>
<i>tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing</i>

1145
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,080
Go home!

1146
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,125
- Cookie?
- Yeah?

1147
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:10,086
You gotta sing?

1148
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:12,088
Follow the beat.
You already know this beat.

1149
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,092
Just say what Ada would say.

1150
01:08:19,179 --> 01:08:21,139
I forgot what part to sing.

1151
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,183
Around here.

1152
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,102
Right there.

1153
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,104
No wait.

1154
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:29,189
<i>Sylvester in the dark</i>

1155
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,108
<i>Buck naked with</i>
<i>a knife in his hand</i>

1156
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,193
<i>Tippy-toe-toe-toe-toe-toe</i>

1157
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,111
<i>Tippy-toe</i>

1158
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:39,115
<i>Tippy-tippy-tippy-toe...</i>

1159
01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:42,118
<i>Sylvester in the dark</i>

1160
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,120
<i>Buck naked with a knife in his hand</i>

1161
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,164
<i>Tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing,</i>
<i>tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing</i>

1162
01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:51,169
<i>Tippy-tippy-toe...</i>

1163
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,215
<i>Sylvester buck naked in the dark</i>

1164
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,175
<i>With a knife in his hand</i>

1165
01:08:57,217 --> 01:09:02,180
<i>Tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing,</i>
<i>tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing</i>

1166
01:09:04,224 --> 01:09:06,184
<i>Oh</i>

1167
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,144
Fuck.

1168
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,145
Oh, my God, okay.

1169
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,188
Okay, do that thing again.

1170
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,190
<i>Buck naked with</i>
<i>a knife in his hand</i>

1171
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,150
<i>Tippy-toeing, tippy-toeing</i>

1172
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,151
Ooh, shit.

1173
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:21,157
<i>Tippy-tippy-toeing</i>

1174
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,158
Fuck.

1175
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:33,169
Young caribou.

1176
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,173
Caribou?

1177
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,175
Oh, yeah. Like, um--

1178
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:41,261
- Caribou.
- Um...

1179
01:09:41,261 --> 01:09:43,221
<i>Caribou. Caribou.</i>

1180
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:45,265
It's almost like they know us.

1181
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:48,184
Like, we wait for them here.

1182
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:53,231
And it's-- We miss them
when they're not around.

1183
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:57,235
We expect them to be around,
and, uh, they're really--

1184
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,196
They're really nice to watch,
they're really neat to watch.

1185
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,240
Like, they don't know people,
so, when you-- When you hang

1186
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,243
around with them for a while,
like, if you--

1187
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,245
If a whole bunch of them go by
and you stand still

1188
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:10,206
and you don't move and you stand
there for about a minute,

1189
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:12,208
then all of a sudden
they just go,

1190
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,211
"Okay, he's, like, one of us,"
or something like that,

1191
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,255
and they just go about
their business, and...

1192
01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:21,217
Until they hear that loud bang.

1193
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:23,261
Your gun.

1194
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:25,305
Yeah, and they taste pretty good.

1195
01:10:25,305 --> 01:10:28,308
This time of year they taste--
The flavour starts to change.

1196
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:32,228
It's not so gamey.

1197
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,272
Like, when all the green
stuff goes away in the fall,

1198
01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:38,234
the flavour becomes lighter,
more tastier.

1199
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,236
I remember you just
reminded me of being here

1200
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,238
and you were cooking moose

1201
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,241
and your mom was here,
and she was like...

1202
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,243
<i>Oh, you're cooking moose meat.</i>

1203
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:49,287
<i>I want to eat Caribou meat</i>

1204
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:54,250
<i>When are the caribou coming back?</i>

1205
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,339
PLAY GAME

1206
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:04,302
<i>A.D. 2121.</i>

1207
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:05,303
<i>War was beginning</i>

1208
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,311
<i>What happened?</i>

1209
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:16,272
<i>Someone set us up a trap.</i>

1210
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,274
<i>We get signal.</i>

1211
01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:20,318
<i>What?</i>

1212
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,320
<i>Main screen turn on.</i>

1213
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,322
<i>It's you.</i>

1214
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,283
<i>How are you gentlemen?</i>

1215
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:31,287
<i>All your land are belong to us.</i>

1216
01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:34,290
<i>You are on your way to destruction.</i>

1217
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:38,336
<i>What he say?</i>

1218
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,382
<i>You have no chance to survive,</i>
<i>make your time.</i>

1219
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,332
<i>All your land, your land, land</i>

1220
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,333
<i>Land</i>

1221
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,336
<i>All your land are belong to us</i>

1222
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,380
<i>All your land, your land, land</i>

1223
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,381
<i>Land</i>

1224
01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:27,343
<i>All your land are belong to us</i>

1225
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,387
<i>All your land, your land, land</i>

1226
01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:30,388
<i>Land</i>

1227
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:33,391
<i>All your land are belong to us</i>

1228
01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:36,352
<i>All your land, your land, land</i>

1229
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,353
<i>Land</i>

1230
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,397
<i>All your land are belong to us</i>

1231
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:42,400
<i>All your land, your land, land</i>

1232
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,401
<i>Land</i>

1233
01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:45,445
<i>All your land are belong to us</i>

1234
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,405
GAME PAUSE

1235
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:22,440
What were you saying?

1236
01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:24,442
I used to-- I used to hear, um,

1237
01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:26,486
elders talking about it when
I first came back to Shamattawa.

1238
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:31,407
They couldn't wait
to go out in the bush,

1239
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,492
like, go in their boat.

1240
01:13:32,492 --> 01:13:37,413
They were really looking forward
to it, just clearing their minds,

1241
01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,415
clearing their mind out.

1242
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,418
It does something to you
when you go out in the bush.

1243
01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:47,465
And whatever stresses
or worries you have,

1244
01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:50,426
there's no use doing that when
you're up there,

1245
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,469
'cause there's nothing
you can do about it.

1246
01:13:51,469 --> 01:13:53,513
So, you learn to relax

1247
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,474
and get the stress out of your mind.

1248
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,436
Which is great,
and it's, you know,

1249
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,438
you're energized all over.
Just...

1250
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,441
You come back more positive.

1251
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:07,485
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1252
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,487
And that's what I like about being here.

1253
01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:12,490
You don't have--
There's no use worrying about--

1254
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,491
What do you worry about?

1255
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:16,452
'Cause there's nothing you can
do about it from out there.

1256
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:23,501
Is that a bear sitting on a couch?

1257
01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,461
We set up the couch.

1258
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,548
Like, I threw a couch out,
and next day when I drove by

1259
01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:30,508
there's a bear sitting there.

1260
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,512
And it looked like
he was just, you know,

1261
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:37,557
taking a break,
putting his feet up,

1262
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,475
'cause it's--

1263
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,477
Yeah, this photo should win
the National Geographic award.

1264
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:42,520
It was just a neat shot.

1265
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,481
- It was very cute.
- It's so nice.

1266
01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:48,484
Oh, yeah, there's that--
That mud cake Simone made

1267
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:50,486
for Sterling's birthday.

1268
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:52,530
- I made it for Sterling.
- Decorated with flowers. It looks--

1269
01:14:52,572 --> 01:14:54,532
I had a slice of that.
Just kidding.

1270
01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:56,576
There's Chong.

1271
01:14:56,576 --> 01:14:59,495
And there's Antonio
with a whole bunch of puppies.

1272
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,497
Oh, there's my dog Nutty!

1273
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,499
Oh, there's Simone.
There's her missing tooth.

1274
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,542
Hey, there's Sylvester,

1275
01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:07,503
buck naked in the dark
with a knife in his hand.

1276
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:10,590
Oh, my God.

1277
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:12,508
There's Pete and Lillian

1278
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,594
and then Jeep
and Antonio and Dez there

1279
01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:17,597
There's your neighbour, Wayne.

1280
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,559
- Oh, there's Chris.
- There's Chris' tipi.

1281
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:23,519
Oh, that's Chris.

1282
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,562
- I remember that.
- It was the first time

1283
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:26,522
Cookie went on an escalator.

1284
01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:28,524
Oh, my gosh. I remember that.

1285
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,568
Simone recording a little puppy.

1286
01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:33,529
- Oh, my God.
- There's Stewart.

1287
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,575
There's our dad
wearing three watches.

1288
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,537
Hey, there's Stewart
and Pat and...

1289
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,623
And you, Pete,
at the old shop there.

1290
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,625
There's Cece.

1291
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,587
- There's Granny and Chris.
- My Granny!

1292
01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,547
Chopping up some fish.

1293
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:53,591
Hey, there's little
Ada and Naz there.

1294
01:15:54,592 --> 01:15:58,554
Hey, this one's nice.
Almost everyone's in this pic.

1295
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,556
Christian, Simone, Cookie.

1296
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:03,601
Little Sterling, Dez, Pete,

1297
01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:06,604
Antonio and then me
in the front there.

1298
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,606
There's a dog biting me.

1299
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,567
Oh my God.

1300
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,611
Heck? Hey.

1301
01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:17,657
- His face is...
- What? There's a little--

1302
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,576
Oh my God.

1303
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,578
- That's you.
- Oh, God. That's li'l me.

1304
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:25,581
- That's Cookie.
- Oh, my God. I remember that kid.

1305
01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,584
There's me as a teenager
with baby Antonio.

1306
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:29,627
Anyway, that looks good.

1307
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:34,590
There's Koko eating daifuku
with a little Racco.

1308
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:39,637
There's Ada and Dez
at their 420 apartment.

1309
01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,598
- Oh, yeah.
- There's little Simone pumping iron.

1310
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,602
Look, here's Pierrston Facetiming Racco.

1311
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:47,687
That's cute.

1312
01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:51,649
Here's Pierrston
all smushed in his chair.

1313
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:54,652
Oh, yeah.

1314
01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,654
We, um--
We saw this big-ass crack

1315
01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:58,614
and I thought I could fit.

1316
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,616
- Peace.
- Peace.

1317
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,702
Oh, there's Pete setting a trap.

1318
01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:04,662
Oh, yeah, okay.
Back to that trap story.

1319
01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:08,624
All of a sudden I'm getting really cold

1320
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,669
because the wind's blowing
and I didn't have my knife with me.

1321
01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:14,630
I couldn't cut that stick to...

1322
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:15,631
To release myself.

1323
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,718
And then, I hear a Ski-Doo coming.

1324
01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,642
Hey, what's up?

1325
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,688
I just had
the craziest fucking dream.

1326
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:32,648
Look.

1327
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:34,692
Hey, there's Rusty.

1328
01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:35,693
Oh, Rusty.

1329
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:37,695
Showing off his tattoo
he gave himself in jail.

1330
01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,656
- There's Rusty with his owl friend.
- There's that owl.

1331
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,701
Because of encephalitis, he couldn't
pronounce a lot of his words,

1332
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,703
so he ended up sounding
like Marlon Brando

1333
01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:47,705
when he was recovering.

1334
01:17:47,705 --> 01:17:50,666
So, he sounded like the
Godfather for a while.

1335
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,711
It was a winter time...

1336
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:56,672
I forget what year it was.

1337
01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,676
I was driving this old lady
to her son's house...

1338
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:02,720
and uh...

1339
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,723
I looked up and this owl
was circling.

1340
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:11,687
And then I stuck my arm out for the
hell of it to see if it would land

1341
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,689
and sure enough it landed,

1342
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:15,691
which was surprising to me.

1343
01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:19,779
And I tried to get him to leave
and he wouldn't leave.

1344
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,741
So I pulled my Ski-Doo, started it up.

1345
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:27,703
I went to the Northern Store.

1346
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,708
He's still on my arm
and I'm using one hand on the throttle

1347
01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:39,715
I stopped at the store
and he's still on my arm.

1348
01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:41,759
Walked in there with that owl.

1349
01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:44,720
There was a whole bunch of people
taking pictures of it

1350
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:46,722
That's right, I went to...

1351
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,725
the manager's office there.

1352
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:50,768
He took my pictures of it too.

1353
01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:51,769
And...

1354
01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:53,771
then outside I thought he was
gonna flew off.

1355
01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:56,732
He never flew off,
and then I started my Ski-Doo.

1356
01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:57,733
Went to my late mom's

1357
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:01,737
and that's where
my mom's seen it too.

1358
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,743
Their legs taste good in winter.

1359
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,790
<i>- Kohkum!</i>
<i>- Number one Kohkum!</i>

1360
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:16,752
And then I drove, which is about
2 miles from my late mom's.

1361
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,797
He's still there, and I'm using
one hand on the throttle

1362
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,757
all the way home.

1363
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,802
Who-- Who...?

1364
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,762
What the what?!

1365
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:27,805
Who's that?

1366
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:29,807
And then my father-in-law said,
"Let it go."

1367
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,768
I said, "It won't leave me."

1368
01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,817
Hey, Racco, this part of the story is by

1369
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,821
your Uncle Pete's brother
Rusty Redhead.

1370
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,823
He's not blood-related to you,

1371
01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:48,784
but we still call
him 'uncle' or 'brother'.

1372
01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:53,789
And he was abducted
when he was a kid.

1373
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,792
And I heard he was at a store
buying smokes for his grandma,

1374
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:57,835
and the RCMP and a nurse

1375
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,838
put him on a plane and took him away
and brought him to a residential school,

1376
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:04,800
where he stayed there and stayed
away from his mom and grandma,

1377
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,802
who had no idea where he went,

1378
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:09,889
and he didn't return until he was 19.

1379
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:14,810
And the Canadian government
did this all over Canada.

1380
01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:16,854
What's the matter?

1381
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:20,858
I'll tell you about that--
I'll tell you about that another time.

1382
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,861
And then my father-in-law said,
"Let it go."

1383
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,864
So I gave it a little peck on the beak.

1384
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,869
And then I went like this
and patted my arm...

1385
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:36,832
and he flew off.

1386
01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:41,879
People say that I have
a special gift for that

1387
01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,881
and I don't know
what they mean by that.

1388
01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:44,924
Holy moly, that's wild.

1389
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:51,889
Alright, Rusty, we heard you were
illegally keeping a wild animal

1390
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:53,849
- as a pet in here.
- Nope.

1391
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,893
Do you have an owl inside the house?

1392
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:58,854
- Are you keeping an owl as a pet in here?
- It flew off.

1393
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,856
Are you illegally harbouring an owl

1394
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,858
as a pet in your house right now?

1395
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:03,943
- I said, no!
- Rusty!

1396
01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,862
- Go fuck yourself
- Sorry. What'd you say?

1397
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:07,905
- I said, no!
- Oh.

1398
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:08,906
Go fuck yourself.

1399
01:21:08,948 --> 01:21:09,949
Alright, Rusty.

1400
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,868
Hey, Cookie.
That's my balloon.

1401
01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:14,870
Hey!

1402
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:15,955
Hey, Cookie.
That's my balloon.

1403
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:17,915
Cookie, give Simone her balloon back.

1404
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:19,917
Holy moly.

1405
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,920
Hey, let me tell you
my dream before I forget.

1406
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:24,922
Oh, yeah.

1407
01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:26,924
I was looking around,
it was like all foggy.

1408
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:27,925
I can't see anything.

1409
01:21:27,967 --> 01:21:29,927
I could hear, like, these chanting,

1410
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:32,888
like these Native people
came outta nowhere.

1411
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,932
Like the fog was started--
Like, disappearing.

1412
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:38,894
All of a sudden they're standing around me
and they're looking at me.

1413
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:41,897
And they're like, real, real old.

1414
01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:56,954
I saw this old lady
looking at me,

1415
01:21:56,954 --> 01:21:58,998
standing next to a--
It was like a tall guy.

1416
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:03,919
And that's when I woke up and I was like,
"What the fuck was that?"

1417
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:04,920
Wow.

1418
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,923
Wow, it sounds like our ancestors
are trying to stay in touch with you.

1419
01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:11,010
We turned the fridge off because we're
recording, just so you know, Antonio.

1420
01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:11,969
Alright.

1421
01:22:14,013 --> 01:22:16,932
Okay, so, what happened next
in that trap story?

1422
01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:20,936
It was hurting,
like really hurting a lot.

1423
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,980
And I'm getting really cold,
'cause the wind's blowing,

1424
01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,982
and I didn't have my parka on.

1425
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,984
And I hear a Ski-Doo coming.

1426
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:33,991
And I'm really--
I'm sitting there,

1427
01:22:33,991 --> 01:22:35,951
really embarrassed that I'm--

1428
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,996
I caught myself in my own trap.

1429
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,957
And I sat there fooling around
with these twigs

1430
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,961
and I was sticking them in the snow,
trying to look like I'm trapping.

1431
01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:49,006
I'm kind of covering the trap
where my hand is and I'm like,

1432
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,009
I don't want them to see me,
that I've trapped myself.

1433
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:59,016
And whoever it was slowed down
and, I guess, looked at me

1434
01:23:00,059 --> 01:23:02,978
and then kept going.

1435
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,982
And then I was sitting there
for about half an hour

1436
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,026
and I'm starting to get really cold.

1437
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:11,987
So, I couldn't press the one side
and get the latch on,

1438
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,989
the safety latch,
to keep it closed.

1439
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:17,076
And I didn't know what to do,
so I thought, "Okay,"

1440
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,996
so I pulled the
string off my sweatpants.

1441
01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:24,041
So, I tied it around the--
On the spring part

1442
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,043
and I pulled it tight,

1443
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:28,087
then I held it with my teeth,
pulled it tight again.

1444
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:32,007
And then I leaned on it,
like, with my knee

1445
01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:33,050
and pulled it even tighter,

1446
01:23:33,092 --> 01:23:37,012
then I held the string with my teeth
and just kept pulling it.

1447
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,014
And finally, I leaned on it

1448
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:42,059
and I managed to
wrap it around and tie it.

1449
01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:44,061
Then, on the other side,
I just managed to--

1450
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:47,064
I got a hold of the spring
and I just squeezed it enough

1451
01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,066
to get my hand out of the trap.

1452
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:52,027
And when I got my hand out of it,

1453
01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:54,029
you could see these indents right here

1454
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,074
where it just, like,
sunk into my skin till...

1455
01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:00,119
The skin on the sides were touching.
It was like--

1456
01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:02,079
So, it was like that.

1457
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,039
So...

1458
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:08,043
I was really glad
after I got that out.

1459
01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:10,045
Holy moly.

1460
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,070
You know what, Seth?

1461
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:37,072
I've been learning Russian for no reason.

1462
01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:40,159
What's this?

1463
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,079
It's the Russian alphabet.

1464
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,081
Oh, wow.

1465
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,125
It's so neatly written.

1466
01:24:49,126 --> 01:24:50,127
<i>Privet.</i>

1467
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,130
That means "hello" in Russian.

1468
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,133
- You ever think about learning Cree?
- Oh, yeah.

1469
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,095
Whoa. What's this drawing?

1470
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:02,097
Oh, that's a drawing I made.

1471
01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:04,099
I called it a Mawler.

1472
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:05,184
Oh, so cool.

1473
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:08,103
What kind of noise would
a thing like this make?

1474
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:14,109
Oh, that's very nice.
Nice work, Simone.

1475
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,112
What are you working on,
little Cookie?

1476
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,156
- So, I'm not a little Cookie anymore.
- I know, I always forget.

1477
01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:23,118
Yeah, this movie's taking you so long,
my voice has changed.

1478
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:26,205
Oh, yeah, and Antonio
and Avanis have a baby now,

1479
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,124
little Pierrston.

1480
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:34,171
It took you so long
to make this movie.

1481
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:37,216
You started this movie
when I was ten, but now I'm 19.

1482
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,219
So, anyway, I've been working
on my own animation. Check it out.

1483
01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:43,180
SLEEP OVER BY COOKIE SCRIVER

1484
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,182
My friend decided to sleep over one night,

1485
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:49,144
and it was just a normal
night like anything else.

1486
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,146
But I went into sleep paralysis

1487
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:54,149
and every time I let him know
that I was in sleep paralysis--

1488
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,193
'Cause, obviously, in sleep paralysis
you can't move

1489
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:59,154
or you can't speak,
but you can only see.

1490
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,197
Every time I'm in sleep paralysis,

1491
01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:05,202
it feels like-- like someone's
holding me down or pushing my face.

1492
01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:07,246
So, I let him know that
I was in sleep paralysis

1493
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:10,207
by breathing harshly, like...

1494
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,171
Or like, just making any kind of
weird sounds with my throat.

1495
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,216
And he kept waking me up.

1496
01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:21,218
I didn't know that he saw something

1497
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:24,179
standing over my bed,
looking down at us.

1498
01:26:24,221 --> 01:26:30,185
And he realized that, as it got bigger,
it was a smile and it was looking at us.

1499
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:35,232
It was probably seven feet tall,
just all black,

1500
01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:39,194
a black silhouette, and it had
white eyes staring at us,

1501
01:26:39,236 --> 01:26:43,198
and it had a huge white smile
looking down at us.

1502
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,242
And I didn't know that until this morning

1503
01:26:45,284 --> 01:26:48,245
and he told me that
'cause he didn't want to freak me out.

1504
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,249
Well, that's a scary story, Cookie.

1505
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:54,251
That's totally scary.

1506
01:26:55,252 --> 01:26:57,254
Pretty cool, too, though.

1507
01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:14,229
<i>Strength is in truth.</i>

1508
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,272
Ain't that the truth.

1509
01:27:15,272 --> 01:27:16,273
<i>Holy Smokes!</i>

1510
01:27:16,273 --> 01:27:18,233
I didn't know you
could speak Russian.

1511
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,276
<i>Yeah</i>

1512
01:27:19,318 --> 01:27:23,238
<i>Don't try to teach your</i>
<i>grandma to suck eggs.</i>

1513
01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:26,241
Why would I ever do that?

1514
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:28,327
<i>It's just an old saying.</i>

1515
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,287
<i>Thank you.</i>

1516
01:27:30,329 --> 01:27:32,247
<i>You're welcome</i>

1517
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,293
Yeah, I--

1518
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,297
I do not trust myself in front
of a wheel in real life,

1519
01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:42,299
but in video games, I'm the best.

1520
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,303
I can handle the wheel no problem.

1521
01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:47,304
The driving wheel?

1522
01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:50,265
The driving, yeah. Any vehicle.

1523
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,350
So, you can drive...

1524
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,268
I can drive the Ghost from Halo,

1525
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:56,271
the Wraith, the Scorpion, any...

1526
01:27:56,313 --> 01:28:00,275
The Warthog from
Halo Reach is my specialty.

1527
01:28:00,317 --> 01:28:02,277
- You never crashed?
- Never crashed.

1528
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:03,320
Really?

1529
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,363
- Never.
- That's surprising.

1530
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,281
Never.

1531
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,283
I can drive no problem
in a video game,

1532
01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,327
but in real life,
that's a different story.

1533
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:23,298
Thank you, juicy fat rat,
for giving me your life.

1534
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,342
I'm gonna use every part of you.

1535
01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:29,304
Sweet.

1536
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:32,307
Thank you for giving us your life,
you juicy, juicy fat rat.

1537
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:37,312
Well, bon appetit.

1538
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,315
Yeah.

1539
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:42,359
Yeah, not bad.

1540
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,361
Yeah, not bad at all.

1541
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:46,405
I was hoping I could record...

1542
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,409
you sing a song,
or I was hoping I could record you

1543
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:54,371
do a little drumming
for that animation I've been working on.

1544
01:28:54,371 --> 01:28:57,332
- You're still working on that?
- Yeah.

1545
01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:58,375
Even though it's after
the end of the world?

1546
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,377
Yeah, I got a deadline extension.

1547
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,337
Cool.

1548
01:29:05,382 --> 01:29:07,342
Yeah, man, totally.

1549
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,385
I know the perfect song for it, too.

1550
01:29:08,385 --> 01:29:10,387
I can sing the "Ancestor's Song"

1551
01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:14,391
and you know, this looks like
a perfect spot for it, too,

1552
01:29:14,391 --> 01:29:17,394
'cause this river looks
like it needs some healing.

1553
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:22,399
Yeah.
And what is that thing in there?

1554
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,401
A shopping cart with a...

1555
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:26,445
death-claw egg?

1556
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:29,406
Does it usually glow
and smell like that?

1557
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:32,367
Not naturally.
But you know what?

1558
01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:34,369
That smell reminds me

1559
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,454
of that one time
I threw a stink bomb

1560
01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:39,416
inside of my grandmother's room
when I was little.

1561
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:42,377
So, I hope she
forgives me for that.

1562
01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,421
Oh, yeah, she'd totally
forgive you for that.

1563
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:45,422
She loved you.

1564
01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:58,393
Yeah, I heard she would look for visions
in her cigarette smoke.

1565
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,484
Supposedly, she visited me
in the dream world

1566
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:09,446
and told me to look after you
while you were in Toronto.

1567
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:12,449
And Pete was telling me
that she was super proud

1568
01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:15,410
of her English in the dream.

1569
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:43,438
<i>They say that the ancient ways</i>

1570
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,440
<i>and the ancient knowledge</i>

1571
01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:46,483
<i>is sleeping in us</i>

1572
01:30:46,525 --> 01:30:48,527
<i>and will awaken again someday.</i>

1573
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,500
Oh, not bad, not bad.

1574
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:07,462
Okay, guys, dinner's ready.
<i>Astam!</i>

1575
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:09,464
Oh, I think they're
all out of the tipi.

1576
01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:10,549
Hey, wow. Looks great.

1577
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,510
Hey, wow. Looks like--
It looks like it's done.

1578
01:31:13,552 --> 01:31:16,471
We're finished.
Now, we can hang out in it.

1579
01:31:16,513 --> 01:31:17,514
Yeah, we're done.

1580
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:20,475
This guy said that our great-grandpa

1581
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:22,477
built one exactly like this.

1582
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:24,479
<i>Ooh, whose shaking tent is this?</i>

1583
01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:31,528
<i>This one is the same as the</i>
<i>one your grandpa used to use.</i>

1584
01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:36,533
I found out my grandfather was one of
those people who ran the shaking tent.

1585
01:31:36,575 --> 01:31:39,494
They called it the <i>kosabatcigan.</i>

1586
01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:40,537
It means like where you went

1587
01:31:40,579 --> 01:31:44,499
and sat and concentrated
to have a vision.

1588
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:47,544
They were able to pass messages
on to another person

1589
01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:51,548
that was operating a shaking tent.
It was, um...

1590
01:31:51,548 --> 01:31:53,550
It's like the way the internet works now.

1591
01:31:53,592 --> 01:31:57,512
You can turn it on,
dial up somebody and talk to them.

1592
01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:00,599
But they used smoke
to sort of look into it.

1593
01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:03,560
It's like a screen to see where
all the animals would be,

1594
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,521
you know,
where they would go to go hunt.

1595
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:09,566
And my grandfather
mainly used it for hunting,

1596
01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:12,569
for providing food for his community,
his family.

1597
01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:15,530
<i>Hey, come on in, come on in and eat.</i>

1598
01:32:15,614 --> 01:32:17,574
<i>I made Caribou.</i>

1599
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,577
Dinner's ready, guys.
Come on in.

1600
01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:23,538
<i>Astam.</i>
It's caribou.

1601
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:25,582
Perfect timing.
I'm starving.

1602
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:29,586
Eat this.
It's good for you.

1603
01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:33,548
My kids never believe me when I say that.

1604
01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:37,552
"Eat this, it's good for you,"
and it's like...

1605
01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:39,554
they're really like backing away.

1606
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,556
Come on, eat this.
It's good for you.

1607
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:42,641
It's caribou.

1608
01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,602
Caribou?
Oh, yeah. I love caribou.

1609
01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:47,604
Ooh, caribou soup.

1610
01:32:48,605 --> 01:32:50,649
This tastes so good.
I missed this.

1611
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:52,567
Yum. Caribou.

1612
01:32:55,612 --> 01:32:56,613
Yum.

1613
01:32:58,657 --> 01:32:59,658
Yum. Caribou.

1614
01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:04,579
Mum-mum. Delicious.

1615
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:05,664
Mum-mum.

1616
01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:09,584
Caribou soup!

1617
01:33:10,669 --> 01:33:13,588
I'm trying to say something yummy in Cree.

1618
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:15,590
You say, <i>wîhkasin wiyâs.</i>

1619
01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,593
<i>Wîhkasin wiyâs.</i>

1620
01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:19,594
Yeah, <i>wîhkasin...</i>

1621
01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:20,595
<i>Wîhkasin.</i>

1622
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:21,596
<i>...wiyâs.</i>

1623
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,598
It means, "meat tastes good."

1624
01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:25,600
Wait.
Can you say it again?

1625
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,644
<i>- Wîhkasin...</i>
<i>- Wîhkasin...</i>

1626
01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:28,645
<i>wiyâs.</i>

1627
01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:31,606
<i>Wîhkasin </i>wee-ass.

1628
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:43,660
Oh.

1629
01:33:43,660 --> 01:33:45,662
I don't think your sound's on.

1630
01:33:45,704 --> 01:33:47,622
I don't think your sound--

1631
01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:49,666
I don't think my sound was on.

1632
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:51,668
Yeah, we noticed.

1633
01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:52,669
Oh!

1634
01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:56,631
Um, so what do you
think of the future?

1635
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:59,676
I like the idea of looking
after family and friends

1636
01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:03,638
and sticking together and taking
care of each other.

1637
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,640
What Stuart said is very personal.

1638
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,684
What I think of
is looking in the past.

1639
01:34:07,684 --> 01:34:10,687
You can look in the past.
You can look in the past,

1640
01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:14,649
even 10,000 years ago,
and it can still help you.

1641
01:34:14,691 --> 01:34:16,651
The past is an endless...

1642
01:34:16,693 --> 01:34:18,653
An endless cookie?

1643
01:34:18,737 --> 01:34:22,657
Yeah, the past is an endless cookie.

1644
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:23,700
Just like you, little Cookie.

1645
01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:27,704
Except for you're finite.
What do you think, Pete?

1646
01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:29,664
Well, it's just like what Pat said.

1647
01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:32,667
This is something our late mom said

1648
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:34,711
about Native people.

1649
01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:38,757
She was talking about
her late father, who was...

1650
01:34:40,675 --> 01:34:41,718
I guess what you'd call
a medicine man,

1651
01:34:41,718 --> 01:34:44,763
but they called those people <i>mitêwininiw.</i>

1652
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,682
That sort of means like "medicine man".

1653
01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:50,685
But one day,
they stopped all that stuff.

1654
01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:55,690
And like, a lot of people
said that stuff died.

1655
01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:58,693
And then, my mom had said that

1656
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:02,697
those things have just been
put away for the time being.

1657
01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:05,700
But they'll rise up again,

1658
01:35:05,742 --> 01:35:08,703
at the very end,
before it's too late.

1659
01:35:09,746 --> 01:35:12,791
So, then they don't--
And then, there was a lot of people

1660
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,710
who don't talk about
stuff like that because,

1661
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:17,796
if you don't talk about it,
nobody will know about it.

1662
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:21,758
So, that's sort of my only idea

1663
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:23,718
for everywhere, I guess,

1664
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,763
and everyone that, yeah,

1665
01:35:26,763 --> 01:35:29,724
you look to the past,

1666
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:31,726
trying to make it easier for the future.

1667
01:35:35,814 --> 01:35:38,733
Yum. Mum-mum.