1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:16,225 [soft music] 4 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:23,273 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:27,486 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,247 - Whoa. - Sorry. 7 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:45,295 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,892 [airplane engine whooshing] 9 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,105 - Oh, don't worry. 10 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,815 She's a--she's a feminist log. 11 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:05,691 - Oh. 12 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,359 Do you want a medal? 13 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,569 - No. 14 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,821 I mean, I'd take a smile if you had one. 15 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,240 - Are you fucking kidding me? 16 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,366 - Next. - No, no. 17 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,367 Sorry. My name is Henry. 18 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,286 I should have said that sooner. 19 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,204 Silly me. 20 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,497 - Next. 21 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,623 - Oh, sorry. 22 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:22,583 Oh, hi. 23 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,334 [grunts] Sorry. 24 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,420 Oh, uh, just to clarify, I wasn't, 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,046 like, trying to hit on you just then, 26 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,090 in case that's how it came across, you know. 27 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,967 Not that you're not my type. 28 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,762 I mean, actually, you're exactly my type. 29 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,639 - You're not my type. 30 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,600 - Hello? 31 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,728 - Oh, I'm--ma'am, I'm sorry. 32 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,231 Um, OK, actually, before I hand this over to you, 33 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,608 I would like you to understand that 34 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,526 this is not just a piece of wood. 35 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,861 In case people were wondering, 36 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,487 this is a legitimate, magical object 37 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,781 that holds very real emotional significance in my life 38 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:58,410 because my ex, the woman I love, 39 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,706 cut it down after a vigorous lovemaking session 40 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,124 in the hills of Oregon. 41 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,085 We were on a little sexcation. 42 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,378 You ever have one of those? 43 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,756 See, I'm trying to, uh, win her back, 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:15,469 which is why I was like, "I'm not hitting on you just now." 45 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,887 Just--just saying. 46 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:17,971 - How many bags? 47 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,015 - Oh, just this little guy. 48 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,016 Sorry. 49 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,100 Should I--can I put this over here for you? 50 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,101 - Yeah, right on the scale. 51 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,895 - I can just put it in for if you want. 52 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,104 - Sure. - There it is. 53 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,105 It's up. [buzzer blaring] 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,815 - Can you just balance it so that they-- 55 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:29,983 - Yeah, no, I--I got it. I got it. 56 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,735 - Next! 57 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,615 - Hi. 58 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,492 - Are you a Scorpio? 59 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,451 - Cancer. 60 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,452 - Cancer, interesting. 61 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,787 What's your moon? 62 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,871 What's your rising? 63 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:47,251 - Sir, I'm really gonna have to ask you to leave the premises. 64 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,504 - Yeah, no, I was just trying to have a quick-- 65 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:51,630 yeah. 66 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,798 Yeah, of course. Sorry. 67 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,092 - Good evening. Welcome on board. 68 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,972 [indistinct chatter] 69 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:18,282 - Anyway, I'm about to take off, so I gotta go. 70 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,741 OK. 71 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:20,909 [zipping] 72 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,414 Hey, can I ask you a question? 73 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,002 - My childhood dog just died. 74 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:34,131 [muffled rock music playing] 75 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,174 - Hey. 76 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,383 Um, hey, I'm sorry to bother you, 77 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,843 but what--what's your name? 78 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,052 - Uh, Will. 79 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,847 - Will, my fiancée and I were supposed to sit next to each other, 80 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,223 but that seat wasn't available. 81 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,434 Apparently, now it is. 82 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,936 Like, would it be too much of a bother 83 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,771 if I just, like, scooted in? 84 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,481 Would that be OK? 85 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,901 Just, we--we just can't get enough of each other. 86 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,152 You know what I mean? 87 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,528 Just--sorry. 88 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,030 [mumbling indistinctly] 89 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,074 Oh, well, hello there, mister. 90 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,701 Oh. Wow. 91 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,952 You are a handsome man. 92 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,412 Such nice skin. 93 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,336 Seriously, though, you can go to my seat if you want. 94 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,212 It's Comfort Plus. 95 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,254 - I'm all set here. Thanks. 96 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,131 - Yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,174 Yeah. 98 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,843 Yeah. 99 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,178 [sighs] 100 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,304 Yeah. 101 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,391 Oh, are you sure? 102 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,897 You're welcome. 103 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:32,981 [clicks tongue] 104 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,693 Oh, my God. 105 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,070 Whoa! 106 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,699 Do you wanna play? 107 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,909 - No. - You and me. 108 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,077 Come on, one toss. 109 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,995 Just one. Call it. 110 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:47,996 Heads or tails? 111 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,039 - Tails. 112 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,168 - [chuckling] Oh, that's pretty good. 113 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,295 I'm a heads person myself, but... 114 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,338 Let's try one more. 115 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,464 Let's see. 116 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,927 Wow. 117 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,974 Jesus. 118 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,772 [indistinct chatter] 119 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,025 [seatbelt indicator tone] 120 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,735 [groans] 121 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,534 [sighs] 122 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,252 Whoa! 123 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,545 Shit! 124 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,714 Oh, fuck! 125 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,257 Oh! 126 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,216 You OK? 127 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,177 - Oh, I hate this. 128 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,012 Flying? 129 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,098 - Everything--flying, you. 130 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,558 - Me? 131 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,185 Oh, fuck! 132 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,978 [seatbelt indicator tone] 133 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,023 [screaming] 134 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,028 [speaking indistinctly] 135 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,367 - We're gonna die! 136 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,411 - We're not gonna die, OK? 137 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,833 We're probably not gonna die! 138 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,293 We're probably, probably! 139 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,211 Ah! 140 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,712 Please hold my hand. 141 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,757 [screaming] 142 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,933 - Sorry, you don't have anything? 143 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,937 Not even, like, a minivan or a Bronco? 144 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,481 [airplane engine whooshing] 145 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,184 [horn honking] 146 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,524 - Do you need a ride? 147 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,861 I'm a double black triple platinum member, so. 148 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,573 - Can I drive? 149 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,574 - No. 150 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,159 My name's on the rental, so no. 151 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,035 [tires squealing] 152 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,620 Oh, Jesus. 153 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,455 OK. 154 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,542 Maybe just take it easy there a little, Cancer, please. 155 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,878 [upbeat music playing] 156 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,254 What are you--come on. 157 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,839 You can't smoke in here, man. 158 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,048 This is my rental. 159 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,593 ♪ ♪ 160 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,469 - Tell me about log girl. 161 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,221 What's she like? 162 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,016 - [sighs] I mean, she's beautiful, you know. 163 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,893 - Oh, wow. She sounds special. 164 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,978 - And she's smart. 165 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:03,609 OK, way smarter than me, and she knows it, which is sexy. 166 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,319 She's brave. 167 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,987 Oh, shit. 168 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,614 Pull over here. 169 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,990 Thank you. 170 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,325 - This? 171 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,534 - [sighs] 172 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,077 - You cannot be serious. 173 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,787 - OK, look, just wait here if you want. 174 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,331 I'll be a few minutes. All right? 175 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,624 - If you're not back in 15, I'm leaving. 176 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,626 - OK, that's fine. 177 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,420 [windchimes clinking] 178 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:26,048 [bell jingling] 179 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,857 Hello? 180 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,734 Hello? 181 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:50,280 Oh, sorry, that--um, I'm-- 182 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,157 I didn't mean to bother you. 183 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,952 I'm looking for, um... 184 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,167 - Madam Universe? 185 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,961 - Yeah, is she here? 186 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,716 - Hi. 187 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,302 Brian and I are so excited to see you at the wedding 188 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,679 this weekend. 189 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,180 All right, so I got a couple details. 190 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,181 Friday-- 191 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,266 - [sighs] 192 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,308 - Oh, actually, you know what? 193 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,060 If it's OK, I, uh-- 194 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,562 I brought my own. 195 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,320 - Dalí's deck. 196 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,363 - Oh, yeah. - Hmm. 197 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,990 - I'm a huge fan of surrealism. 198 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,825 - It'll be an extra $10. 199 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,744 - Are you charging me a corkage fee for bringing my own deck? 200 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,288 - It's unfamiliar and therefore requires 201 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,039 extra powers of concentration. 202 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,332 - You know what? Fine. 203 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,126 That's OK. Just let me... 204 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,591 [windchimes clinking] 205 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,887 - The seven of swords. 206 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,724 Diana, goddess of the hunt, 207 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,602 friend to animals and servant of the moon. 208 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,645 - Servant of the moon? 209 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,897 No, that can't--I-- 210 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,315 I never heard it described like that. 211 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,691 - Are you doing the reading, or am I? 212 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,569 - I don't have the best relationship with the moon, OK? 213 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,820 I don't trust it. 214 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,072 Feels like it's a little too close to the Earth. 215 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,158 When I was little, I had, like, a reoccurring nightmare 216 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,118 that, like, it was going to crash into the planet 217 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,913 and cover the whole world with cheese. 218 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,706 - Cheese? 219 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,757 A majority of the time, 220 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,593 love's an extreme manifestation of narcissism. 221 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,262 - Are you calling me a narcissist, or-- 222 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,765 - You are on a journey. 223 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,851 But it is not the journey that you are on. 224 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:46,396 - [breathes deeply] 225 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,773 Yeah. 226 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,906 - [sighs] 227 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,659 - Mm. 228 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,953 Mm, OK. 229 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,412 OK, I shouldn't have come in here. 230 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,789 I'm just--I'm sorry. 231 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,999 Oh, Jesus Christmas! 232 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,417 Ah! 233 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,836 Fucker bars! 234 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,963 I should go. 235 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,507 - There's no use running from the moon. 236 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:14,800 - Trust me, I--I understand. 237 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,468 Can you hand me my deck, please? 238 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,680 - She's always there, you know, even when you can't see her. 239 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,014 - Thank you. 240 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,224 You know, when I first came in here, 241 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,226 I really thought you were going to say something, like, 242 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,686 magical and uplifting to me. 243 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,812 I thought you were gonna look at me 244 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,731 and just tell me to follow my heart, man. 245 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,400 - Follow your heart, man. 246 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,901 - OK, look, you're making fun, 247 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,653 but this is very serious for me. 248 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,071 You can't just say it back to me because I said it to you. 249 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,072 - I mean, or not, 250 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,575 because love is not about being made happy. 251 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,868 - "Love--not being made happy." 252 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,077 Do you hear yourself right now? 253 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,328 [knocking on window] 254 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,040 Are you hungry? 255 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,750 What are you, a fucking vampire? 256 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,835 Jesus. 257 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,715 Oh, Henry, what do you do for a living? 258 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,550 Oh, well, thank you for asking. 259 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,678 Oh, well, this seems a little excessive, but yeah. 260 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,097 Actually, it's really interesting, what I do for a living. 261 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:05,767 I--I stay at these cute little unique Airbnbs, 262 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,102 and I blog about them. 263 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,229 And I mean, it's not really that big of a deal, 264 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:12,191 but you know, I have, like, 1,000 followers. 265 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,484 So, I mean, you name it, I probably stayed there, you know? 266 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,445 Actually, you know what's really funny? 267 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,157 I stayed at a gas station once, right? 268 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,202 It was, uh, Old El Paso Petroleum. 269 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,330 [laughs] It was hosted by Sam and Diane. 270 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,414 Cute little couple. 271 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,541 They turned this 1960s garage 272 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,919 into this, like, awesome little living space. 273 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,171 And the amenities were just, like, ugh. 274 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,466 But I mean, you know, gas. 275 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,760 Well. 276 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,138 So actually, do you have Instagram? 277 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,681 If you want, I can, like, send you a picture or something. 278 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,849 - No, I don't do that. 279 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,893 - You don't--you don't do Instagram? 280 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,103 I mean, yeah, they're monsters. 281 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,855 What about Spotify? 282 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:52,898 TikTok? 283 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:53,857 You do that? 284 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,150 You do the Target app? 285 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,486 I got that. 286 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,947 So where's home for you, Cancer? 287 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,532 - Geneva. - Geneva? 288 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,574 Really? - Mm-hmm. 289 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,534 - Oh, wow. 290 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,618 You're so fancy. 291 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,119 What brought you to Philly? 292 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,246 - My dad. 293 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,624 - Cancer, are you a Philly girl? 294 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,708 - No. 295 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,252 I told you, I live in Geneva. 296 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,962 - Oh. - I've been there for nine years. 297 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,505 - So what you're saying is... [engine starting] 298 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,298 You're a Philly girl? 299 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,925 - I don't know what that means. 300 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,718 - So is there--is there, like, a person in your life? 301 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,178 Are you seeing someone? 302 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,097 - I see people. 303 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,515 - You see people. 304 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,518 A--a person or just people in general? 305 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,936 - People. 306 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,646 [indistinct singing on radio] 307 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:33,522 - Come on. 308 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:34,690 Is that--is this really it? 309 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,066 Is this all I'm getting? 310 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,985 ♪ ♪ 311 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,111 - What? 312 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,239 - I am trying to have a genuine conversation with you, Cancer. 313 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,574 And so I'm actually trying to get to know you. 314 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,660 You are--you're familiar with this concept, yes? 315 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,661 - OK, fine. 316 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,037 There is a person. 317 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,497 - Oh, you have a person. 318 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,833 Cancer has a person. 319 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,043 OK, so tell me about him. 320 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,170 - Well, she. 321 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,922 - She. OK, she. 322 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,716 - She's like-- 323 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:06,680 I don't know--the spirit, this embodiment of joy. 324 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,849 And, um, she makes up 325 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,684 the most perverse stories about paintings. 326 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,103 And she falls in love with every single named animal. 327 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:18,567 And her eyes--oh, my God, her eyes. 328 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,818 - Cancer. 329 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,154 Oh, OK, OK. 330 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,155 Say no more. 331 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,489 I love her. 332 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,201 So why are you not with this person? 333 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,248 - She's my best friend. 334 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,083 - [chuckles] 335 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,251 So you're a masochist. 336 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,170 OK, that makes sense. 337 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,758 - It's like she belongs in a song 338 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,176 or, like, a novel or something. 339 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,469 But she's real. 340 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,222 And just knowing that she's real 341 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,683 makes everything and everyone else feel fucking fake. 342 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,018 - [sighs] 343 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,228 - And I don't know. 344 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,397 I don't know anything, but I know that I love her. 345 00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:02,653 And sometimes that's the only thing that feels real. 346 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,907 - Maybe that's because it's the only thing that is. 347 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,954 [Celeigh Chapman's "Not Foolin' Me"] 348 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:17,251 ♪ ♪ 349 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:21,338 - ♪ From where I sit, I've got a perfect view ♪ 350 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:25,634 ♪ All the games you play, I see right through ♪ 351 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,470 ♪ Fool 'em once, shame on you ♪ 352 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,765 ♪ But baby, you're not fooling me ♪ 353 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:32,891 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 354 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,061 ♪ It was hard to love you ♪ 355 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:41,066 ♪ When the writing was on the wall ♪ 356 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,444 ♪ It was hard to let go ♪ 357 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,657 ♪ When I gave you my all ♪ 358 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,578 ♪ And now I can plainly see ♪ 359 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,830 ♪ That you're not fooling anyone ♪ 360 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:59,126 ♪ And you're not fooling me ♪ 361 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:06,175 ♪ ♪ 362 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,974 - OK, so, uh, I guess-- 363 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,517 I guess, this is goodbye. 364 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,104 Do you believe in signs? 365 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,230 - No. 366 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,440 Wait, from the universe? - Yeah. 367 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,399 - No. 368 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,776 - I've been having, like, the strangest dreams lately 369 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:31,158 of, like, lunar crustaceans and coincidences, yeah. 370 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,492 I don't know. 371 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,952 You just--you ever get the feeling that, like, 372 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,995 maybe none of this is real? 373 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,205 I think you are, you know? 374 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,206 - Are you OK? 375 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,958 - Uh, yeah, I'm fantastic. 376 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,294 Are you--are you OK? - OK, I'm great. 377 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:43,879 Signs aren't real. 378 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,797 Whoa! 379 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,508 That was not a sign. 380 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,092 - Are you gonna tell me your name? 381 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,636 Or am I gonna keep having to call you Cancer? 382 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,346 - Jane. - Jane. 383 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,388 Oh, shit! 384 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,264 - OK. 385 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,893 - Jane. 386 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,482 I guess--I guess I'll see you around, Jane. 387 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:04,858 - Yeah. 388 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,779 See you around, Henry. 389 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,119 [phone buzzing] 390 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,796 [pen clicking] 391 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,883 - Can you tell me when you made the reservation? 392 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,134 - Five months ago. 393 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,469 - Mm. 394 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,179 The thing is, we have no record of that reservation. 395 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,389 [phone ringing] 396 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,640 - That's impossible. 397 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,144 Are you fucking with me? 398 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,523 [soft music] 399 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:51,572 ♪ ♪ 400 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,535 - Jane! 401 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,578 - Oh! 402 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,871 - Jane, you fucking wolf. 403 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,038 I thought you abandoned me. 404 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,874 I feel abandoned. - No. 405 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,125 - Yes. 406 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,294 I'm kidding. Hi. - [laughs] 407 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,088 Hi. [both laughing] 408 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,423 - Oh. 409 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,757 You can't leave me. - Mm-mm. 410 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,844 - You'd be so bored, squirreled away in your lab 411 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:20,434 like some hot Dr. Frankenstein, smoking your cigarettes, dying. 412 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,729 When I die, you have to promise to spend the rest of your life 413 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,732 trying to bring me back, like a golem. 414 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,900 - Yeah. - I'm dying to be a golem. 415 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,443 - Yeah, like with the clay face? - Yes, and-- 416 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,527 - Uh-huh. 417 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,778 - And the--ah! 418 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,738 Ah! 419 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,072 - God. 420 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,073 - Ah! 421 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,033 - So hot. 422 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,784 [laughs] 423 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,620 - I know. 424 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,371 - Uh, but if I bring you back, 425 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,373 then I get to control you, right? 426 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,708 - Yes. 427 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,960 - And are you sure you'd be OK with that? 428 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,923 - I'd be dead, so yeah. 429 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:55,969 ♪ ♪ 430 00:18:56,011 --> 00:19:00,766 - Um, the hotel lost my reservation. 431 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,476 - Fascists! 432 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:05,812 I'm kidding. 433 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,980 I canceled it. 434 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,690 You're staying at my place. 435 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,942 - With you and Brian? 436 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,943 - Yeah. 437 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,653 Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah. 438 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,196 ♪ ♪ 439 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:17,407 How's being home? 440 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,160 - It's weird. 441 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,621 - It's always weird. 442 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,039 - Mm-hmm. 443 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,709 Cute bag. 444 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,671 - Yums. - Juicy one. 445 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:31,672 - Get into it. 446 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,840 Thank you, Connor. 447 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,007 - [laughs] 448 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,551 - Love it. Love it here. 449 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,010 - Mm. 450 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,929 - Mm-hmm. 451 00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:39,805 - Oh, yeah. 452 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,390 Donica is about to get into it. 453 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,349 - No, thank you. 454 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,017 - Oh, come on! 455 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,769 - Don't be boring. 456 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:46,812 - I'm OK. 457 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:47,980 [chuckles] 458 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,608 All right. 459 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,860 All right. 460 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,111 It's a little harder than I thought. 461 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,362 - [coughing] 462 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,488 - Oh, yeah. 463 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,656 The torch. 464 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,950 [laughter] 465 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,118 - OK, a little one. 466 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,203 A little one! 467 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,539 [indistinct singing] 468 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,249 - I'm so happy you're here. 469 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,250 - Me too. 470 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,251 - I'm so happy. 471 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,586 Oh. 472 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,628 - Yeah! 473 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,671 [laughter] 474 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,339 - OK! 475 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,216 Now we can go. 476 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,217 - After you. 477 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,678 - Good. 478 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,597 - Oh! 479 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,474 Let's party! 480 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,352 - ♪ I need you like the night ♪ 481 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:32,191 ♪ ♪ 482 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:36,820 ♪ I need you like the night ♪ 483 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,866 ♪ ♪ 484 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,535 ♪ I need you like the night ♪ 485 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,246 - Partying at a stoplight is weird. - What? Oh. 486 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,956 - [laughs] 487 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:53,670 - ♪ I need you like the night ♪ 488 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:59,676 ♪ ♪ 489 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,095 - Where are you, question mark. 490 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,096 [whooshing] 491 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,975 [phone buzzing] 492 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,439 - So I'm thinking here. 493 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:16,026 - [gasps] I used to cut Jane's hair in high school. 494 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:18,028 - You wanna do it? 495 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,071 - Can I? 496 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,657 - I mean, you're the bride. 497 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,700 If you want to. - OK. 498 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,827 Thank you. 499 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,204 [chuckling] 500 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,830 - Sam! 501 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,041 - Let's take a look. 502 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,043 What did you do to the back? 503 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,253 Did you cut this? 504 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,213 - Dude, last time I went to a salon in New York, 505 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,508 they charged me $200, and I came out looking like Mufasa. 506 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,219 - Ooh, Mufasa's kind of hot. 507 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:43,303 - What? 508 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,680 He's an animated lion. 509 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,056 - Yes. 510 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,142 - I'll take it. 511 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,103 [laughter] 512 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:55,524 - People go to salons for a reason, a really good reason. 513 00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,067 What about that? 514 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,485 - [snorts] 515 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,070 - Do you like that? 516 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,780 Or like--one more try. 517 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,824 These are your bangs, but, like, to the side. 518 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:04,783 - I love it. 519 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,451 - I think that's really cute. - No. 520 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,995 - [laughs] I know. 521 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,204 So we're gonna cut it. 522 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,373 - I can just, like, stand behind someone for the photos, 523 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:12,499 and you won't even see me. 524 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,917 - Absolutely not. - Connor will be-- 525 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,335 - No. 526 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670 Do you trust me? 527 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,259 Excuse me. 528 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,139 Do you trust me? 529 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:30,392 [soft music] 530 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,435 - Yeah. - OK. 531 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,520 - OK. - It's gonna be great. 532 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,480 Yeah. 533 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,607 OK. 534 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:43,655 ♪ ♪ 535 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,112 I think I changed my mind. 536 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,491 Yeah. 537 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,793 - [clears throat] So you're not gonna cut my hair? 538 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:38,836 - I don't think so. 539 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:43,006 I think we'll just, like, put it up or something. 540 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,050 - [sighs] 541 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,635 OK, cool. 542 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:47,886 Am I done here? 543 00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,054 I'm gonna go out and have a cigarette. 544 00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:50,222 - Yeah. 545 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,892 This way, Henry won't fall in love with you. 546 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,394 - Henry's here? 547 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,312 - Yes, the drama llama is here. 548 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,690 - Henry, as in your ex-boyfriend? 549 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:00,983 - Don't judge me, OK? - Sam. 550 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,234 - We kept in touch. - Why? 551 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,236 - Oh, my God. Listen, listen. 552 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,571 It's not like that. 553 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,406 We're just friends, OK? 554 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,615 I don't like losing people. 555 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:10,826 I'm not gonna do that anymore. 556 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,202 Um, it's OK. 557 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:15,706 You'll probably really like him if you just chill, all right? 558 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,000 Just don't let him pull you into one of his Gonzo 559 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,960 "it's the end of the fucking world" routines. 560 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,630 - I can't believe you invited Henry to your wedding. 561 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,382 - This coming from my best friend 562 00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:28,427 who moved halfway across the planet for graduate school? 563 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,305 That was really cool, by the way. 564 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,931 Do you have a towel? 565 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,641 - Yes, I do. 566 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,311 - And I'll definitely need more champagne because-- 567 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,353 - Of course. 568 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:39,354 - [exhales sharply] 569 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:02,961 - You got your hair cut. 570 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,713 - No, actually. I didn't. 571 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,215 - It's very nice. 572 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,937 - You can't win her back. 573 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:21,855 - I can try. 574 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,945 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 575 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,947 [laughs] Come on. 576 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,907 Oh, my God, this is wild. 577 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,450 It's wild! 578 00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:36,411 Cancer, it's a fucking lobster! 579 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,372 Oh, come on, man. 580 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:39,373 - Dude. 581 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,749 Are you seeing a therapist? 582 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,417 - Are you kidding me? 583 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,336 Are you--I told you, OK? 584 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,255 I told you! 585 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,631 Crabs, OK? 586 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:48,507 Crustaceans, all right? 587 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:49,633 They're one of the signs. 588 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,218 Come get lunch with me. 589 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,512 Look, stop smoking. 590 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:58,350 Put the cigarette down, and realize how crazy this is. 591 00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,436 This is wild, man! 592 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:03,105 - Henry? 593 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:06,942 What's going on? 594 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,114 - Hi, Samantha Jones. 595 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,740 - I thought you were having a cigarette. 596 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,576 - I am. 597 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,994 - Oh, but having it with him? 598 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,078 - No. 599 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,788 He just showed up. 600 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:20,747 Did you invite him? 601 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,249 - Why would I? 602 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,750 No. 603 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,377 - Jane and I almost died in a plane crash yesterday. 604 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:26,420 - Oh. 605 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:27,713 - And then we rented a car-- 606 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,006 - Oh. 607 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,466 - And came here together for you. 608 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:32,551 - You almost died-- 609 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:34,928 why didn't you say anything? 610 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,014 - It didn't seem important, honestly. 611 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,600 - Actually, it was very intense. 612 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,351 It was. Very scary. 613 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:42,603 She was scared. 614 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,482 You know, we're gonna go get some lunch, 615 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,068 uh, if you wanna come. 616 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,740 - I can't. 617 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,242 We're doing bachelorette stuff. 618 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,619 - Hey, you know, if you change your mind-- 619 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,121 ugh. 620 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:04,166 [sighs] 621 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,501 So you are coming. 622 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:06,627 Good. 623 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,254 We've got a lot to talk about. 624 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,714 You can't tell me that's not crazy. 625 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:11,757 - I'm not here for you. 626 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,717 I'm here for booze. 627 00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,677 - Ah, thank you so much, sis. 628 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:16,553 OK. 629 00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:18,180 What's--what's with the tape? 630 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,264 - Mm. 631 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,557 [slurps] 632 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,187 I'm clinically insane. 633 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,188 - Oh, OK. 634 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,232 Well, that explains a lot. 635 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,025 - Please don't say it like it turns you on. 636 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,109 - It does turn me on. 637 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,069 Mm. 638 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,237 - Whatever. 639 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,988 No, I'm an adhesive engineer. 640 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,114 - OK. 641 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,157 That's a--that's a real job? 642 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:38,408 - Yeah. 643 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,618 It's actually a very important 644 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,245 and underappreciated profession. 645 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,871 I develop various chemical compounds 646 00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:45,541 that help different objects adhere to each other. 647 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:49,086 - Oh, so you make things stick together. 648 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:50,504 - And unstick. 649 00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:51,588 - Wow, that's incredible. 650 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:52,965 So these are your, like-- 651 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,216 - These are the compounds that I'm working on. 652 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,467 - Creations. - Yeah. 653 00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,135 So this one's too strong. 654 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,303 See? 655 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,056 And this one's too weak. 656 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:03,809 - Let's talk strategy. 657 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:08,313 How do we break up this wedding? 658 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:13,944 - Oh, yeah. 659 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:15,696 Well, that's an easy one. 660 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,823 We don't. 661 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,783 - OK, come on, Cancer. 662 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,326 This is our destiny. 663 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,329 - Our destiny? 664 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,747 You know, from the guy that was supposed 665 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,416 to move with her to San Francisco 666 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:30,085 and then didn't--you just didn't. 667 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:31,753 You are such a fucking coward. 668 00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,422 And I cannot believe that she still talks to you, 669 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,466 never mind that she invited you to her wedding. 670 00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,221 Ugh. 671 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,812 - Are you OK? 672 00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:50,772 - I'm fine. 673 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:51,690 I'm great. 674 00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,192 - Hmm. 675 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,153 - This has been the best year of my entire fucking life. 676 00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:59,698 I got my doctorate, and I have a job that's really fulfilling. 677 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,117 And I go jogging. 678 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,744 I sleep like a baby. - Wow. 679 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,080 You know what's funny is, my nephew's a baby. 680 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,208 He doesn't sleep. 681 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:10,876 - I sleep like a corpse. 682 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:14,838 - [laughs] That's just fantastic. 683 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,964 Mm-hmm. 684 00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,176 Why are you here? 685 00:29:19,218 --> 00:29:21,595 - [sighs] 686 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:23,138 My best friend's getting married. 687 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,473 And I'm here to support her. 688 00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:28,727 - No. Why are you here with me right now? 689 00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:35,901 I saw you through that salon window, Cancer. 690 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,450 - You don't know anything. 691 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,663 - You sure you don't want some? 692 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,581 It's really good. I can break it in half. 693 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,626 [soft music] 694 00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:58,674 ♪ ♪ 695 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,438 - [sighs] 696 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:23,782 OK, let's say that you're right. 697 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,159 OK, I don't--I don't know anything. 698 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,038 So tell me. 699 00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:39,423 - Love isn't all logs and drama. 700 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:40,883 Signs from the universe? 701 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,217 - That's not what I think it is. 702 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,260 - Flying across the country to stop a wedding 703 00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:45,137 like no one else matters? 704 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:47,181 For most of us, love is... 705 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,644 it's just quiet. 706 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,736 - OK, but have you seen Brian, though? 707 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:01,820 Like, you know what I mean? 708 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,864 I'm not saying the man's a serial killer, but if he was... 709 00:31:03,906 --> 00:31:04,907 [phone buzzing] 710 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:06,408 Would you be surprised? 711 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:12,915 - Sam lost a painting. 712 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:13,999 - Of Brian? 713 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:15,000 Is it of Brian? 714 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,293 Is it a nude? 715 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:17,461 Let me see. 716 00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:19,129 Come on. Just let me--here. 717 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,302 [text whooshing] 718 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,307 - OK. 719 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:31,391 I gotta go. 720 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:32,684 - Yeah. 721 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,394 Ah, you've been summoned. 722 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:35,437 You gonna be OK? 723 00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:36,438 Need me to come? 724 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,731 - No, I'm fine. 725 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:39,900 - Hey. 726 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:41,068 Just... 727 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:45,405 You know, you don't have to go. 728 00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:47,074 [Big Thief's "Orange"] 729 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,575 - I'm fine. 730 00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,327 I'm totally fine. 731 00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:55,791 ♪ ♪ 732 00:31:55,832 --> 00:32:01,380 - ♪ Orange is the color of my love ♪ 733 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:08,220 ♪ Fragile orange wind in the garden ♪ 734 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:14,017 ♪ Fragile means that I can hear her flesh ♪ 735 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:20,649 ♪ Crying little rivers in her forearm ♪ 736 00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:26,321 ♪ Fragile is that I mourn her death ♪ 737 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:31,827 ♪ As our limbs are twisting in her bedroom ♪ 738 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:33,453 ♪ Lies ♪ 739 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,122 - Do you see it? - I don't know. 740 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:37,249 What does Brian look like again? 741 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,625 - You're kidding me, right? 742 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:39,543 - Yeah, no. 743 00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:41,420 I mean, I know what he looks like. 744 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,838 - I don't want to be mad at you, 745 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,424 but like, you could apologize. 746 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:48,093 - I'm sorry. 747 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,556 Oh. 748 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,600 Well, is this it? 749 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,642 - You don't get it. 750 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:56,894 This is my wedding. 751 00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:58,854 You're supposed to be there for me. 752 00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:02,774 - I'm here. 753 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:07,029 I'm literally right here, on a ladder. 754 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,490 Actually, I'm just gonna to be right-- 755 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:11,366 - No, no. 756 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:12,910 Go. 757 00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:14,328 - Oh. 758 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,039 Oh. 759 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,707 Oh, I found it! 760 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,752 - [laughs] 761 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,629 - Wow! 762 00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:28,383 Sam, Brian has a really nice... 763 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:33,055 - It's not funny, at all. 764 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,145 [laughs] You're so stupid. 765 00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:43,065 - It's really--yeah, quite nice. 766 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,566 - It's Hannah's. 767 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:47,069 - Oh! 768 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:50,197 Well, be sure to tell her I'm a fan. 769 00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:56,161 - So what do you think about the jumpsuit? 770 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,212 - You look like a bride. 771 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:18,600 - I am gonna go call Brian. 772 00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:20,561 He held office hours here last night. 773 00:34:20,602 --> 00:34:22,938 And my luck, he probably found it. 774 00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:27,651 [upbeat music] 775 00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,362 ♪ ♪ 776 00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:32,406 [phone buzzing] 777 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:39,454 ♪ ♪ 778 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:02,102 - Ugh! He didn't pick up. 779 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:03,687 Ready to be social? 780 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,192 Come on. 781 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:14,615 ♪ ♪ 782 00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:34,218 [indistinct chatter] 783 00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:41,266 ♪ ♪ 784 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,371 - [laughs] 785 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,919 [water running] 786 00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:10,754 - Oh, my God. 787 00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:13,507 [moaning] 788 00:36:13,549 --> 00:36:17,261 - Oh, uh, everything all right in there, guys? 789 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:19,555 - Oh, oh, fuck yes. 790 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:20,973 - Jesus. 791 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:22,349 Oh, no. 792 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:23,767 Sorry, I just I didn't mean to interrupt. 793 00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:25,561 I just didn't realize how communal 794 00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:27,855 these showers were, you know? 795 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:30,065 - You don't go here. 796 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:31,692 - Jesus. 797 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,651 Uh, no. 798 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:33,819 No, I do not. 799 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,946 I--I Airbnb'd a dorm room down the hall. 800 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,410 OK. I'm sorry. 801 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:42,494 Have we met? 802 00:36:42,536 --> 00:36:43,662 - I'm Lucas. 803 00:36:45,122 --> 00:36:46,582 - Henry Devine. 804 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:47,583 - That's Nick. 805 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,500 - Nice. 806 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,794 Nice to meet you guys. 807 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:53,422 - Well, Henry Devine, how's your evening so far? 808 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,591 - Um, fantastic, actually. 809 00:36:55,632 --> 00:36:57,634 I would--I would ask you the same question, 810 00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:03,849 but I have a feeling yours is also fantastic, I think. 811 00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:05,350 - You're in Rich's room. 812 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:06,643 - I am, indeed. 813 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:08,061 How did--how did you know this? 814 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:09,980 - Oh, dorm fellow. 815 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:11,023 - You're the dorm fellow. 816 00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:12,316 - Yeah. 817 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:13,859 I kind of know everything around here. 818 00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:17,154 So I'm actually in room 303, right over there. 819 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:19,406 Hit me up while you're here. 820 00:37:19,448 --> 00:37:20,282 - Uh, awesome. 821 00:37:20,324 --> 00:37:21,825 Actually, well, I'm in-- 822 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,118 I'm in town for, like, just a short amount of time. 823 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,913 I'm here to break up my, um-- 824 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,206 my ex-girlfriend's wedding. 825 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,209 But--so I'll probably be really-- just really busy, so. 826 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,210 - Hmm. 827 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,753 OK. 828 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:37,216 Well, um, let me know if you need anything. 829 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:51,522 - Good vibes, man. 830 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,819 [chuckles] 831 00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:59,530 Nice touch, Rich. 832 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,406 "Welcome to the dorm. 833 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:04,243 Do not forget to leave a review." 834 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,078 Yeah, well, it's what I do, bud. 835 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:13,085 Aged in concrete. 836 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,795 That sounds fantastic. 837 00:38:14,837 --> 00:38:15,879 [cork squeaking] 838 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,675 Mm, no, ah. 839 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,343 Oh, my God, it's like monkey ass. 840 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,389 Bad idea. 841 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,473 Bad idea. 842 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:29,518 [Sylvan Esso's "Frequency"] 843 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:35,274 ♪ ♪ 844 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:39,361 - ♪ Only get it when I get up high ♪ 845 00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:41,780 ♪ I can hear her from ♪ 846 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:43,073 - Hey. 847 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,660 Did we miss the French maid memo? 848 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:47,995 - I know. It's kind of tragic. 849 00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:49,162 [laughs] 850 00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:52,291 - I somehow made it four years without debasing myself once 851 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:55,669 in college, and now I regret it. 852 00:38:55,711 --> 00:38:56,879 [laughter] 853 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,839 - You're Hannah, right? - Mm-hmm. 854 00:38:58,881 --> 00:39:02,134 - I actually saw some of your art in Sam's gallery. 855 00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:03,927 - [scoffs] Really? 856 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,929 [laughs] What's the verdict? 857 00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:09,474 - It was bold and sensual. 858 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:11,768 Yeah I mean, like, what's not to love about vulvas? 859 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:12,686 So. 860 00:39:12,728 --> 00:39:14,771 - [laughs] Well, thanks. 861 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:17,357 You're Sam's best friend from growing up, right? 862 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:18,859 - Yeah, we go way back. 863 00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:20,485 We just don't see each other that much anymore. 864 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,321 I moved to Geneva for grad school. 865 00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:23,572 And I live there now. 866 00:39:23,614 --> 00:39:25,032 - Geneva? - Yeah. 867 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,243 - Woo! 868 00:39:28,285 --> 00:39:29,828 Hi. 869 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:30,871 May I have a cigarette? 870 00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:31,914 I need to go have one. 871 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:33,498 Cool. Thank you. 872 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,335 Thank you. 873 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,794 Pretty case. - Thanks. 874 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:39,922 - Let's go. 875 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:42,883 Come on! 876 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:44,092 Come on. 877 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:49,139 - ♪ And bathe in my new love ♪ 878 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:52,017 ♪ Oh, now, hear that sound ♪ 879 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:54,311 ♪ Rushin' through the fields and flowers ♪ 880 00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:56,730 ♪ Her voice coming through my dial ♪ 881 00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:58,690 ♪ She's the one, I swear to God ♪ 882 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:00,484 ♪ Her frequency ♪ 883 00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:02,903 ♪ She's got a frequency ♪ 884 00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,572 ♪ And I caught it ♪ 885 00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:07,282 - Do you think I'm a bad person? 886 00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:09,243 - What? No. 887 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:10,494 - Tell me the truth. 888 00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:11,411 - If you're a bad person, 889 00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:12,913 you wouldn't even ask that question. 890 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:14,540 A bad person wouldn't care. 891 00:40:18,836 --> 00:40:21,088 - I thought about you the other night. 892 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:23,715 I was listening to a podcast on magnets. 893 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:24,758 - Oh. 894 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,176 [laughs] 895 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:27,886 - I know it's not like tape or anything. 896 00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:29,555 - They're not that different. 897 00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:33,475 - The whole episode was about why things attract. 898 00:40:33,517 --> 00:40:34,768 - Mm. 899 00:40:36,395 --> 00:40:38,105 Why do things attract? 900 00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:40,816 - I know I learned it in, like, eighth grade 901 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:43,151 or whatever, but, um-- 902 00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:46,488 but magnets, opposite poles attract. 903 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:47,739 - Right. 904 00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:54,037 [laughter] 905 00:40:55,622 --> 00:40:59,751 - Now that I'm saying it out loud, it sounds really dumb. 906 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,128 Whatever. 907 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:04,256 It's not fair you're so fucking smart. 908 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:07,885 Anyway, it got me thinking. 909 00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:10,179 - Are you and Brian opposites? 910 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,763 - No. 911 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,182 Exactly the same. 912 00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:14,433 - Oh. 913 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,893 - [laughs] - Oh. 914 00:41:15,934 --> 00:41:17,644 [laughs] - That's right. 915 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:19,104 You haven't met him. - Yeah. 916 00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,564 - That's so weird. 917 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,192 So weird. 918 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:27,821 No, Brian is, um, relaxed and easy. 919 00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:29,615 And I'm... 920 00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:35,329 You know. 921 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,502 - Well, I don't know. 922 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:45,547 What I like about tape is that it just, like, comes off. 923 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:51,136 The terrifying thing about magnets 924 00:41:51,178 --> 00:41:54,181 is their ability to alter materials. 925 00:41:54,223 --> 00:41:56,308 Like with wood and other substances, 926 00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:58,227 all the electrons go in different directions 927 00:41:58,268 --> 00:41:59,811 so that they cancel each other out. 928 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,313 But with iron or with other metals, 929 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,273 all the electrons go in the same direction, 930 00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,776 so they have the ability to fully magnetize when 931 00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:07,236 a magnet enters the field. 932 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:10,030 - [chuckles] Mm-hmm. 933 00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:11,823 - I think love's like that. 934 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:15,619 Like, I think some people are more prone. 935 00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,374 You know, like you're just going about your day 936 00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:22,209 and some semblance of a normal routine, 937 00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:26,004 and then the right person comes along. 938 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:27,714 Opposite or the same, it doesn't matter. 939 00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:31,760 But what matters is that you find yourself 940 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:33,262 inevitably drawn to them. 941 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:36,098 And then you try to pull away, 942 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:39,226 and you try to go back to just being yourself, you know? 943 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:40,519 But you can't. 944 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:42,604 Like, you fundamentally can't. 945 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:47,401 [phone buzzing] 946 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:53,574 - Sorry, it's Brian. 947 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:54,658 Hey. 948 00:42:57,995 --> 00:42:59,413 Where are you? 949 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:00,956 Inside? 950 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,751 OK. Yeah. 951 00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:05,961 I'll be right there. 952 00:43:11,508 --> 00:43:14,219 Brian's here. 953 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:15,179 Come on. 954 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,889 Come meet him. 955 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,807 - I'll be right there. 956 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:21,560 - [inhales sharply] OK. 957 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,645 [exhales sharply] Hurry up. 958 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:26,690 [dogs barking in distance] 959 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,238 [line ringing] 960 00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:37,034 - Stop texting me. 961 00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:38,160 - Where are you? How are you doing? 962 00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:39,578 Are you OK? - I'm at a bar. 963 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:40,537 - At a bar? 964 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:42,080 What, with Samantha? 965 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:42,998 Where? 966 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,041 - I'm not telling you. 967 00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:45,125 - Ah, come on, Cancer. 968 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,335 Give me a little hint. 969 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:47,628 - A hint? - Yeah. 970 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:48,712 Just give me, like, a baby hint. 971 00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:50,923 Like a little itty bitty-- like a little minuscule hint. 972 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:52,049 Like a small one. 973 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,342 - No, no. 974 00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:55,344 - [laughs] OK, I'll tell you what. 975 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:58,305 Give me--give me a hint that's so obscure 976 00:43:58,347 --> 00:43:59,765 that the only way I could figure it out 977 00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:01,266 is if the universe helped me. 978 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:02,768 - There's a red painted door. 979 00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:04,102 [call ends] 980 00:44:07,564 --> 00:44:09,316 - A red door? That's too obscure. 981 00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:10,692 Hello? 982 00:44:12,569 --> 00:44:13,695 Oh. 983 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:16,198 Damn it. 984 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:19,243 [indistinct chatter] 985 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,583 - Hello. Hey. 986 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,670 - Friend, question-- if you were throwing, like, 987 00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:32,214 a bridal party, like a shower, 988 00:44:32,256 --> 00:44:37,177 at some place in town with a red door, where would you go? 989 00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:38,720 - Arcana? 990 00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:40,097 - Arcana. 991 00:44:40,138 --> 00:44:42,182 Arcana. 992 00:44:42,224 --> 00:44:43,642 What is--what is that? 993 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:45,602 - I think it's a tarot card bar. 994 00:44:45,644 --> 00:44:46,770 I don't--I don't know. 995 00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:49,189 - [laughing] 996 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:51,400 OK, of course it is. 997 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:53,277 Can you take me there? 998 00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:54,570 Actually, you know what? 999 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:56,363 I'm sorry. 1000 00:44:56,405 --> 00:45:00,492 This may require a little extra. 1001 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:02,119 Do you have eyeliner? 1002 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,664 - Eyeliner? 1003 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:09,001 - Do you have any eyeliner? 1004 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,669 Do you have any eyeliner? - Sure. 1005 00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,713 Yeah. - OK, thanks. 1006 00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:15,757 [upbeat music] 1007 00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:16,884 ♪ ♪ 1008 00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:17,885 - I love that. 1009 00:45:17,926 --> 00:45:18,760 - I know! 1010 00:45:18,802 --> 00:45:20,512 [laughs] Mm. 1011 00:45:20,554 --> 00:45:22,598 You haven't heard how we met yet. 1012 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:23,807 - No. 1013 00:45:23,849 --> 00:45:24,933 - This is wild. 1014 00:45:24,975 --> 00:45:27,519 So Brian missed his flight. 1015 00:45:27,561 --> 00:45:30,063 And he saw that the airport had a meditation room. 1016 00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:31,648 - What? - I know. 1017 00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,233 That fact alone is worth this story. 1018 00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:34,318 Hang on. - Don't forget. 1019 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:35,402 It was Mindfulness Movember. 1020 00:45:35,444 --> 00:45:36,486 Remember? 1021 00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:37,821 - Oh, yeah, it was. Hang on. 1022 00:45:37,863 --> 00:45:38,864 You have something in your teeth. 1023 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:40,616 - Oh. Excuse me. Sorry about that. 1024 00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:41,617 - Oh, there you go. 1025 00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:43,452 Yeah, so he came into the studio, 1026 00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,912 and he sat right down next to me. 1027 00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,121 - And remember, she was meditating, 1028 00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:47,247 so she couldn't see him. 1029 00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:48,582 - Oh! No way! 1030 00:45:48,624 --> 00:45:49,791 - Yes, they were shut. 1031 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,001 I know. 1032 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:53,003 It's--[laughs] So I-- 1033 00:45:53,045 --> 00:45:55,005 I couldn't see you, but I swear, 1034 00:45:55,047 --> 00:45:58,091 you smelled like pine needles marinating in 1035 00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:00,135 an old leather satchel, you know? 1036 00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:01,887 - Rustic. - Oh! 1037 00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:04,181 Like--like fresh bread. 1038 00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:05,224 - You know, I do like to bake. 1039 00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:06,141 That's true. 1040 00:46:06,183 --> 00:46:08,685 - [laughs] Like home. 1041 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:14,733 And your--your energy and positivity, it-- 1042 00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:17,653 it didn't matter that I couldn't see you. 1043 00:46:17,694 --> 00:46:19,488 - Mm. 1044 00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:24,159 - I felt the pull of you between time and space, 1045 00:46:24,201 --> 00:46:25,410 you know? 1046 00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:26,912 - Like a black hole. 1047 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:31,250 - It was just completely magnetic. 1048 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,835 - Mm. 1049 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,711 Actually, you know, if you-- if you think about it, 1050 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:36,547 it's more like a--more like a wormhole. 1051 00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,924 See, wormholes are speculative structures. 1052 00:46:38,966 --> 00:46:40,592 - Does anyone else need a refill? 1053 00:46:40,634 --> 00:46:42,845 I'm gonna go to the bar. 1054 00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:44,137 OK. 1055 00:46:44,179 --> 00:46:46,056 - God, that is so fucking romantic. 1056 00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:51,812 - Are you impressed? 1057 00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:52,896 I found you. 1058 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:53,897 - Oh, my God. 1059 00:46:53,939 --> 00:46:55,107 - Oh, hey. 1060 00:46:55,148 --> 00:46:56,275 Are you OK? 1061 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:58,443 - What are you wearing? 1062 00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,862 - Delicious. 1063 00:46:59,903 --> 00:47:01,238 - What? 1064 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,408 Could I have a double Malbec and a chardonnay? 1065 00:47:04,449 --> 00:47:06,702 - Is she already telling the story about-- 1066 00:47:06,743 --> 00:47:09,454 - Yeah, crazy story. 1067 00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:13,000 - I'm sorry. 1068 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:14,126 - OK. 1069 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:15,335 - Hi! 1070 00:47:15,377 --> 00:47:19,131 I am Lucas, Lucas with an L. [laughs] 1071 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:20,215 - Come on. 1072 00:47:20,257 --> 00:47:21,175 Don't leave the guy hanging. 1073 00:47:21,216 --> 00:47:22,426 - Jane. 1074 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:23,844 - Enchanté. 1075 00:47:23,886 --> 00:47:25,888 - Lucas is, uh, shadowing me for the night. 1076 00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:27,848 He's kind of my protégé-- - Definitely not that. 1077 00:47:27,890 --> 00:47:28,807 - My mentee-- 1078 00:47:28,849 --> 00:47:30,017 - Would never say that. 1079 00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:31,101 - He does as I say. 1080 00:47:31,143 --> 00:47:32,853 - You told him how to get here. 1081 00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:34,313 - Mm, no. 1082 00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:37,482 It was all this, baby, right here. 1083 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:39,067 Really? - Mm-hmm. 1084 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:40,652 Fine, yes. OK? He's a local. 1085 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,946 Listen, I have a plan. 1086 00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:46,283 I'm gonna read for Sam. 1087 00:47:46,325 --> 00:47:47,743 - Read? - Yes. 1088 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:48,827 - Read what? 1089 00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:49,912 "Treasure Island"? 1090 00:47:49,953 --> 00:47:52,372 - Oh, that's quite accurate, actually. 1091 00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:54,875 - You have a tarot deck? 1092 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,418 This is too much. 1093 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:57,503 This is really beautiful, actually. 1094 00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:58,962 - OK, nope. 1095 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:00,547 Actually, that's--that's bad luck. 1096 00:48:00,589 --> 00:48:01,715 - Oh. - Yeah. 1097 00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:02,716 - Why? 1098 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:03,800 I thought death was bad luck. 1099 00:48:03,842 --> 00:48:05,844 - No, it's a common misconception for the layman. 1100 00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:07,429 That's more like about new beginnings. 1101 00:48:07,471 --> 00:48:08,347 OK? 1102 00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,390 - He just called you a layman. 1103 00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:11,391 - Seriously. 1104 00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:12,518 - [clears throat] 1105 00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:15,521 - Are you in? 1106 00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:16,605 Please? 1107 00:48:16,647 --> 00:48:18,482 - You guys are pathetic! OK. 1108 00:48:18,524 --> 00:48:19,358 - Why? 1109 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,943 - Do you have your coin? 1110 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:22,236 - I do, actually. Yeah. 1111 00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:23,654 Why, indeed. 1112 00:48:23,695 --> 00:48:24,988 - OK, heads, I'll help you with your voodoo. 1113 00:48:25,030 --> 00:48:26,073 - Tarot. 1114 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:31,370 - Tails, I get to take your room for the weekend. 1115 00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:32,579 - OK, that's ridiculous. 1116 00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:33,455 Where would I sleep? 1117 00:48:33,497 --> 00:48:35,582 - I do not care, but I cannot stay with Brian. 1118 00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:36,917 - [sighs] - She's staying with Brian? 1119 00:48:36,959 --> 00:48:38,335 - OK, you know what? Just-- 1120 00:48:38,377 --> 00:48:39,920 - Well, if she's staying with Brian-- 1121 00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:40,879 - Yes. - She could-- 1122 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,381 - Yeah. Just I--I-- 1123 00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:44,049 - Sometime today... - Yeah, OK. 1124 00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:45,050 - Johnny Depp. 1125 00:48:45,092 --> 00:48:46,176 - Just, please. 1126 00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:47,177 Thank you. 1127 00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:48,554 You know what? 1128 00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:49,429 Fine. Deal. 1129 00:48:51,348 --> 00:48:52,516 Hmm. 1130 00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:54,226 - Whoa, that was a weird handshake. 1131 00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:55,269 - Oh, deal with it. 1132 00:48:55,310 --> 00:48:56,395 It's binding by law. - [blows] 1133 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:57,771 - Thank you. 1134 00:48:57,813 --> 00:48:58,730 - You're welcome. 1135 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:05,070 - Oh, ho, ho, ho. 1136 00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:06,655 - For business. - Yes. 1137 00:49:06,697 --> 00:49:07,698 - I'm sorry. 1138 00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:08,782 Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. 1139 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:09,992 - Thank you. 1140 00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:12,369 How many pillows do you have? 1141 00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:13,745 I like one for my back and one between my knees 1142 00:49:13,787 --> 00:49:14,788 and one for my head. 1143 00:49:14,830 --> 00:49:17,249 - Ooh, luxury queen. 1144 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,458 - Uh, OK. 1145 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,877 You know what? New deal. 1146 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:24,089 This time, heads, you help me stop this wedding. 1147 00:49:24,131 --> 00:49:25,507 - No, I'm not... - Why? 1148 00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:26,758 - Gonna help you break up the wedding. 1149 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,010 - Why? 1150 00:49:28,051 --> 00:49:29,011 - Well, not with that attitude, you're not. 1151 00:49:29,052 --> 00:49:30,971 - First of all, I'm happy for Sam. 1152 00:49:31,013 --> 00:49:35,142 - Stop pretending like this isn't tearing you up inside. 1153 00:49:35,184 --> 00:49:37,311 If you don't tell her how you actually feel, 1154 00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:39,438 if you don't do something, you're gonna lose her. 1155 00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:41,273 You know that, right? 1156 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:49,698 OK, so heads, we stop this fucking wedding. 1157 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,408 Tails, I will-- 1158 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:53,410 I'll help you confess your feelings to Samantha 1159 00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:55,204 because Lord knows you're not gonna do it on your own 1160 00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:59,374 because you are a beautiful little masochist. 1161 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,793 - That's nice. 1162 00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:03,504 - Toss the coin. 1163 00:50:07,299 --> 00:50:08,175 - Oh. 1164 00:50:08,217 --> 00:50:09,510 Thought it was a bug. 1165 00:50:09,551 --> 00:50:10,802 Hey, guys. - How-- 1166 00:50:10,844 --> 00:50:12,054 - Hey, Henry. 1167 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:14,473 Is this--is this your-- whoa, what kind of coin is this? 1168 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:15,432 Wait. 1169 00:50:15,474 --> 00:50:16,517 Wait, wait, wait. 1170 00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:18,852 Is this Etruscan or Sumerian? 1171 00:50:18,894 --> 00:50:20,062 Oh. 1172 00:50:20,103 --> 00:50:21,480 Oh. Hello, Lucas. 1173 00:50:21,522 --> 00:50:22,439 What are you doing here? 1174 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:23,565 Do you know these two? 1175 00:50:23,607 --> 00:50:28,820 - Professor Moffett, it is so funny running into you here. 1176 00:50:28,862 --> 00:50:30,447 How do you--do you, um-- 1177 00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:32,115 I just ran into Henry back at the dorm. 1178 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:33,492 Do you--do you come here often? 1179 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:34,535 - Was it heads? 1180 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,744 - Because I can come more. 1181 00:50:35,786 --> 00:50:37,079 - Or was it tails? 1182 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,580 - Oh, uh, I don't know. 1183 00:50:38,622 --> 00:50:40,874 Um, maybe heads or maybe tails... 1184 00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:42,042 - Oh, well. - In fact. 1185 00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,460 Darn. You know what? 1186 00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:44,711 I'm just gonna have to toss it again. 1187 00:50:44,753 --> 00:50:45,712 - No, no, no, no! - Ooh! No. 1188 00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,381 - Mm! 1189 00:50:47,422 --> 00:50:48,757 Thank you. Yes. 1190 00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:49,633 - That... - There you go. 1191 00:50:49,675 --> 00:50:50,634 - Doesn't count. - Yeah, of course, it does. 1192 00:50:50,676 --> 00:50:51,802 - No, no, no. We bet on the first toss. 1193 00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:52,803 - Yeah. No, The first one was inconclusive. 1194 00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:54,096 - That's cheating! - This one wasn't. 1195 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,305 No, it is not cheating! 1196 00:50:55,347 --> 00:50:56,306 You saw it, right? You saw it? 1197 00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:57,432 - Yeah, it was heads. 1198 00:50:57,474 --> 00:50:58,851 I--I think it was heads the first time. 1199 00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:00,185 - I saw heads too. - Ah. 1200 00:51:00,227 --> 00:51:01,061 You see that? 1201 00:51:01,103 --> 00:51:01,979 Thank you. 1202 00:51:03,856 --> 00:51:05,274 - Fine. I wasn't gonna tell her anyway. 1203 00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:06,400 [speaking indistinctly] 1204 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:07,401 - Tell who? - That's lying. 1205 00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:08,694 - Sorry? - Huh? 1206 00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:09,736 - Oh, mm. 1207 00:51:09,778 --> 00:51:12,698 - Uh, what--what are you doing here? 1208 00:51:12,739 --> 00:51:16,994 - Oh, Henry, fun fact, is a tarot aficionado. 1209 00:51:17,035 --> 00:51:18,370 - He's not wrong. 1210 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:21,582 I came to read for Samantha, you see. 1211 00:51:21,623 --> 00:51:23,125 Is she perhaps in a private space, like a bedroom? 1212 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,668 - Hold on. Tarot? 1213 00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:25,586 Holy cow. 1214 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:27,796 Would you--would you read for me? 1215 00:51:27,838 --> 00:51:29,882 - You know what the great thing about tarot is, 1216 00:51:29,923 --> 00:51:31,633 is that it can actually tell you 1217 00:51:31,675 --> 00:51:34,136 if you're marrying the right person. 1218 00:51:35,345 --> 00:51:38,140 It can tell you that-- 1219 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,517 that you are marrying the-- 1220 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:41,727 - He's not wrong. 1221 00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:43,103 - [sips] 1222 00:51:43,145 --> 00:51:45,772 [upbeat music] 1223 00:51:45,814 --> 00:51:46,982 - OK. 1224 00:51:47,024 --> 00:51:49,318 I want you to cut that in three. 1225 00:51:53,822 --> 00:51:55,991 - OK. 1226 00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:57,201 So good, Brian. 1227 00:51:57,242 --> 00:51:59,912 [sighs] OK, so let's see what we've got, yeah? 1228 00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:02,748 Now, the first card represents your past. 1229 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,919 - [laughs] Well, goddamn. 1230 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:07,794 There she is. 1231 00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:09,463 - Oh, wow. 1232 00:52:09,505 --> 00:52:11,256 OK, actually, Temperance is a spot-on card for you, Brian. 1233 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:12,257 - Well, I mean, that's her. 1234 00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:13,634 That's--that's Sam. 1235 00:52:13,675 --> 00:52:15,636 - Well, I mean, Temperance is an angel. 1236 00:52:15,677 --> 00:52:17,554 - No, that's her. 1237 00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:18,680 That's Sam. 1238 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,432 - Or it's Temperance, Cancer. 1239 00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:22,100 Thank you. 1240 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:25,646 Brian, I'm--I'm sensing you're a very tempered person, yeah? 1241 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:28,982 You--you rarely allow yourself to--to get upset. 1242 00:52:29,024 --> 00:52:30,651 - I did a personality test at work, 1243 00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:32,611 and, um, I feel no emotion. 1244 00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:34,613 - Really? 1245 00:52:34,655 --> 00:52:36,073 - Yeah. - OK, yeah. 1246 00:52:36,114 --> 00:52:37,574 All right. Great. 1247 00:52:37,616 --> 00:52:40,869 Um, so you don't really feel emotions, no emotions. 1248 00:52:40,911 --> 00:52:43,830 And you, um--you avoid extremes. 1249 00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:45,165 Yes, you avoid taking risks? 1250 00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,166 - Hey. 1251 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,793 - Absolutely. 1252 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:49,878 - OK, let's see about your present. 1253 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,296 You know what? 1254 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,840 Why don't you go ahead and flip it over? 1255 00:52:52,881 --> 00:52:53,841 - OK. 1256 00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:55,008 [sighs] 1257 00:52:56,635 --> 00:52:58,262 - OK, that's a little wild. 1258 00:52:58,303 --> 00:52:59,721 We were just talking about this. 1259 00:52:59,763 --> 00:53:01,723 Um, Brian, this is the four of cups. 1260 00:53:01,765 --> 00:53:05,936 And this card represents emotions. 1261 00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:06,812 - He doesn't feel emotions. 1262 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:08,438 - According to this card, Cancer, 1263 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,441 he does, latent emotions, emotions you don't quite 1264 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:12,734 allow yourself to acknowledge. 1265 00:53:12,776 --> 00:53:18,323 This card is saying that the time for you to feel emotions 1266 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,742 is now. 1267 00:53:20,784 --> 00:53:21,952 - Hmm. 1268 00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:24,705 - OK, look, um, this is interesting 1269 00:53:24,746 --> 00:53:27,416 because this card is traditionally 1270 00:53:27,457 --> 00:53:28,709 puzzling for people, right? 1271 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:32,212 Because while it represents temperance, she's also-- 1272 00:53:32,254 --> 00:53:35,674 I would say, she's quite the opposite, right? 1273 00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:39,219 But the point here, Brian, is, 1274 00:53:39,261 --> 00:53:42,598 she's been controlling your life. 1275 00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:47,186 You have to stop cowering like a sad little boy. 1276 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:50,731 Listen to your emotions, and you will flourish 1277 00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:52,733 like the tree beside you. 1278 00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:55,194 But continue to cower for the rest of your life, 1279 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:59,573 and you will never reach the cup of emotional fulfillment, 1280 00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:04,161 which is waiting for you at the apex of your spiritual growth. 1281 00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:06,705 You need to grab life by the hands 1282 00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:10,083 and stand the fuck up, brother. 1283 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,585 Stand up! 1284 00:54:11,627 --> 00:54:13,003 - Oh, my God, Henry, you are so--that's incredible. 1285 00:54:13,045 --> 00:54:14,296 I can't believe it. Thank you. 1286 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,547 - Oh, OK. 1287 00:54:15,589 --> 00:54:16,423 Oh, man. 1288 00:54:16,465 --> 00:54:17,466 - Ta-da! 1289 00:54:17,508 --> 00:54:19,426 Signed, sealed, shots. 1290 00:54:19,468 --> 00:54:21,303 [laughs] Right on top. 1291 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:22,346 - Thank you, Lucas. 1292 00:54:22,387 --> 00:54:23,764 - Hello. 1293 00:54:23,805 --> 00:54:25,265 What is going on? Hi. 1294 00:54:25,307 --> 00:54:27,100 - Our lady temperance. 1295 00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,685 - What are you doing here? 1296 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:29,895 - Oh, well-- 1297 00:54:29,937 --> 00:54:31,104 - Hi. 1298 00:54:31,146 --> 00:54:33,774 - Well, I came with the intention of reading for you, 1299 00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:37,194 but, uh, your fiancé took first dibs. 1300 00:54:37,236 --> 00:54:39,196 - Really? [laughs] 1301 00:54:39,238 --> 00:54:41,490 You remember the last time you read for me? 1302 00:54:41,532 --> 00:54:43,283 The card said we were on different paths, 1303 00:54:43,325 --> 00:54:45,410 and you needed to go find yourself in Hawaii 1304 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,870 while I got my master's at Berkeley. 1305 00:54:46,912 --> 00:54:48,205 - Well, Samantha, come on. 1306 00:54:48,247 --> 00:54:51,375 You know I have a very strong connection to volcanic islands. 1307 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,252 And at that time in my life, I really-- 1308 00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:56,755 I needed to take a step back from our current framework 1309 00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:59,800 so I could reevaluate my emotional needs. 1310 00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:01,593 - OK. 1311 00:55:01,635 --> 00:55:03,303 Mm. 1312 00:55:03,345 --> 00:55:04,680 I need you. 1313 00:55:04,721 --> 00:55:05,973 OK. 1314 00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:09,268 Hi, Durham. 1315 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:11,019 My name is Sam. [cheering] 1316 00:55:11,061 --> 00:55:12,396 This is Jane. 1317 00:55:12,437 --> 00:55:13,564 - Jane! 1318 00:55:13,605 --> 00:55:17,067 - [laughs] And I'm getting married on Saturday, OK? 1319 00:55:17,109 --> 00:55:18,777 The groom's over there. 1320 00:55:18,819 --> 00:55:20,612 Hey, babe. 1321 00:55:20,654 --> 00:55:23,824 And I just--I need to cut loose and have some fun. 1322 00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:26,118 And we're gonna sing you a song about 1323 00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:30,038 one of my favorite celestial bodies, the moon, the moon. 1324 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,498 - Fuck. 1325 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,374 - Hit it! 1326 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:33,667 - Hit it! 1327 00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:37,671 [Cactus Lee's "Roll Maggie"] 1328 00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,965 - ♪ You've only gotta throw the dice ♪ 1329 00:55:40,007 --> 00:55:43,510 ♪ You've only gotta roll ♪ 1330 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:48,682 ♪ Maggie, throw the good carpet down, let it go ♪ 1331 00:55:48,724 --> 00:55:50,601 ♪ You've only gotta throw the dice ♪ 1332 00:55:50,642 --> 00:55:54,438 ♪ You've only gotta roll ♪ 1333 00:55:54,479 --> 00:55:59,693 ♪ Maggie, throw the good carpet down, let it go ♪ 1334 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:02,613 ♪ Oh, Maggie, would you let me ♪ 1335 00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:06,033 ♪ Set a candle by your door ♪ 1336 00:56:06,074 --> 00:56:10,746 ♪ What did you bring me here for ♪ 1337 00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:13,540 ♪ Oh, Maggie, I'm running ♪ 1338 00:56:13,582 --> 00:56:17,252 ♪ I'm chasing you down ♪ 1339 00:56:17,294 --> 00:56:23,425 ♪ Another problem, another time I'm not around ♪ 1340 00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:28,805 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, won't you roll ♪ 1341 00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:34,186 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, won't you roll ♪ 1342 00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:39,816 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, won't you roll ♪ 1343 00:56:39,858 --> 00:56:43,820 ♪ Maggie, Maggie, won't you roll ♪ 1344 00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:46,740 - [coughing] Oh. 1345 00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:48,116 - Oh, my-- 1346 00:56:48,158 --> 00:56:50,035 [coughs] 1347 00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:52,746 - There we go. 1348 00:56:52,788 --> 00:56:53,747 We're back. 1349 00:56:53,789 --> 00:56:54,957 OK? 1350 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:56,041 Hey. 1351 00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:03,507 - Aged in concrete. 1352 00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:05,008 - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1353 00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:07,010 - Perfect. 1354 00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:08,262 - It's a bad idea. - [coughs] 1355 00:57:08,303 --> 00:57:09,304 - There you go. 1356 00:57:09,346 --> 00:57:10,389 - Ah! 1357 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,601 [crying] 1358 00:57:14,643 --> 00:57:15,936 - All right, why don't I just-- 1359 00:57:15,978 --> 00:57:18,313 I'll just take this from you, OK? 1360 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:20,440 - God. 1361 00:57:23,861 --> 00:57:26,196 I'm gonna lose her. 1362 00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:32,244 [sighs] No. 1363 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:42,129 Am I in a dorm room? 1364 00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:46,842 Honestly, it's a relief. 1365 00:57:46,884 --> 00:57:48,218 It's fine. 1366 00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:49,928 It's a fucking relief. 1367 00:57:49,970 --> 00:57:56,226 I'm just gonna crawl into a hole until this is all over. 1368 00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:57,936 [sighs] 1369 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:03,483 Brian told me that he doesn't believe in free will. 1370 00:58:03,525 --> 00:58:05,444 - Well, to be honest, neither do I. 1371 00:58:07,529 --> 00:58:10,616 Free will is just-- it's like, it's fucking propaganda 1372 00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:12,659 for the fucking capitalist, man, you know? 1373 00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:15,162 It's like you can't control the genes you're born with, 1374 00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:19,333 let alone the random series of events that shape your life. 1375 00:58:19,374 --> 00:58:20,459 - Fuck off! 1376 00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:21,793 - OK. 1377 00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:23,420 - So someone did one fucking experiment 1378 00:58:23,462 --> 00:58:25,631 showing that people know what buttons they're gonna press 1379 00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,174 before they press it. 1380 00:58:27,216 --> 00:58:32,262 That has absolutely no bearing on the existence of free will. 1381 00:58:32,304 --> 00:58:34,515 People spend their entire fucking lives 1382 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:37,976 weighing really important decisions, like who they are 1383 00:58:38,018 --> 00:58:40,062 and who they love and whether or not 1384 00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:42,105 they should tell the person that they love them. 1385 00:58:42,147 --> 00:58:43,857 And I don't believe for one second 1386 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:50,531 that all those decisions are just made for us. 1387 00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,616 What? 1388 00:58:54,576 --> 00:58:57,913 - You need to tell her how you feel. 1389 00:58:57,955 --> 00:59:00,123 - OK. 1390 00:59:00,165 --> 00:59:02,209 I just can't. 1391 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:03,877 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1392 00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:05,420 You can. 1393 00:59:05,462 --> 00:59:06,880 I promise you, you can. 1394 00:59:06,922 --> 00:59:08,966 You just said it, right? 1395 00:59:09,007 --> 00:59:10,342 Free will? 1396 00:59:10,384 --> 00:59:14,012 All you have to do 1397 00:59:14,054 --> 00:59:17,391 is decide to do it. 1398 00:59:17,432 --> 00:59:19,685 - I lost the bet. 1399 00:59:19,726 --> 00:59:22,479 Why are you helping me? 1400 00:59:22,521 --> 00:59:26,358 - Sam's not supposed to marry Brian. 1401 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,403 [soft music] 1402 00:59:29,444 --> 00:59:35,576 ♪ ♪ 1403 00:59:35,617 --> 00:59:36,702 OK, give me this. 1404 00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:37,703 Not that. 1405 00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:39,329 You can keep that. 1406 00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:40,455 There you go. 1407 00:59:40,497 --> 00:59:42,624 Oh, I'm sorry. 1408 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:49,381 ♪ ♪ 1409 00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:54,720 [sighs] 1410 00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:56,889 - You don't have to sleep down there. 1411 00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:00,017 - Oh, no, I definitely do, Cancer. 1412 01:00:00,058 --> 01:00:02,769 You won that bet fair and square, you know. 1413 01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:06,732 Besides, you know, they say, like, sleeping on the floor 1414 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,400 is good for your spine. 1415 01:00:08,442 --> 01:00:10,027 - Jeez. 1416 01:00:10,068 --> 01:00:15,157 ♪ ♪ 1417 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:17,326 Henry. 1418 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,744 - Yeah? 1419 01:00:18,785 --> 01:00:23,832 ♪ ♪ 1420 01:00:23,874 --> 01:00:25,417 - Thank you. 1421 01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:29,880 - Yeah. 1422 01:00:29,922 --> 01:00:36,929 ♪ ♪ 1423 01:00:53,654 --> 01:00:56,031 - Jesus Christ, this stuff doesn't come off easy, does it? 1424 01:00:56,073 --> 01:00:57,032 - No, it doesn't. 1425 01:00:57,074 --> 01:00:58,242 It sparkles. 1426 01:00:58,283 --> 01:00:59,910 Ooh, my teeth! 1427 01:00:59,952 --> 01:01:01,286 - OK, guys, listen. 1428 01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:03,038 I know I--I keep coming back to it. 1429 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,081 - Thank you. 1430 01:01:04,122 --> 01:01:05,582 - But fucking arson, man. 1431 01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:07,000 It's classic. 1432 01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:08,919 - Wow. - Too sinister. 1433 01:01:08,961 --> 01:01:11,004 Too many loose ends. 1434 01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:13,048 - What about the health inspector angle, right? 1435 01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:15,050 Like, we could have rats. 1436 01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:16,635 Oh, no. 1437 01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:18,262 Crabs. Huh? 1438 01:01:18,303 --> 01:01:19,263 Fucking crabs. 1439 01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:20,806 - A crab infestation? 1440 01:01:20,848 --> 01:01:22,391 - Yeah, it's very poetic. 1441 01:01:22,432 --> 01:01:23,725 Think of it. 1442 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,394 You got these, like, a thousand little-- 1443 01:01:25,435 --> 01:01:27,855 little spiky, little needle-eyed crustaceans 1444 01:01:27,896 --> 01:01:29,398 just shuffling around the floor. 1445 01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:31,441 Lucas, you could play a health inspector. 1446 01:01:31,483 --> 01:01:32,734 - No, thank you. 1447 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:34,152 - That would definitely not work. 1448 01:01:34,194 --> 01:01:35,279 No offense. 1449 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,197 - None taken. 1450 01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:39,241 - What about cyberbullying? - Ooh. 1451 01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:40,325 - I'd be really good at that. 1452 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,493 - Um, yeah, you would be. 1453 01:01:41,535 --> 01:01:43,412 You make me sad all the time. 1454 01:01:43,453 --> 01:01:44,788 That's perfect for you. 1455 01:01:44,830 --> 01:01:47,165 - I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just suggest that 1456 01:01:47,207 --> 01:01:49,251 you tell Sam how you feel. 1457 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:52,337 - Oh, that's interesting. 1458 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:54,256 Jane? 1459 01:01:54,298 --> 01:01:55,299 - Yeah? 1460 01:01:55,340 --> 01:01:56,800 - I mean, that's on you, right? 1461 01:01:56,842 --> 01:01:58,594 - OK. - Thank you, Lucas. 1462 01:01:58,635 --> 01:01:59,928 - Mm. 1463 01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:01,138 - I can work on it, but I do think 1464 01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:03,307 it should be like a last resort. 1465 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:08,061 - [sighs] OK, well, why don't you 1466 01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:11,064 tell us what you have so far? 1467 01:02:11,106 --> 01:02:12,107 - Just like-- 1468 01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,108 - Just say it. 1469 01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:14,151 Pretend I'm her. 1470 01:02:14,193 --> 01:02:15,527 Hello. 1471 01:02:15,569 --> 01:02:17,696 I am Samantha Jones. 1472 01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:23,076 - Sam, I think that you are-- 1473 01:02:23,118 --> 01:02:24,494 [laughs] - I'm sorry. 1474 01:02:24,536 --> 01:02:25,537 - OK. - No, go ahead. 1475 01:02:25,579 --> 01:02:26,914 - Ah! Ugh! 1476 01:02:26,955 --> 01:02:28,790 [sighs] 1477 01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:32,586 Sam, for as long as I can remember, 1478 01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:33,670 I have felt that-- 1479 01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:35,214 - Jesus Christ, Cancer. 1480 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:37,382 You're just not writing a fucking college essay, man. 1481 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:39,801 Look, you love her, right? 1482 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,136 So tell her. 1483 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,846 Tell her you love her, and you wanna 1484 01:02:42,888 --> 01:02:45,098 fucking eat her pussy every morning for breakfast 1485 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,308 and have a million little babies. 1486 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:47,601 - Wow. 1487 01:02:47,643 --> 01:02:49,019 Fuck off. - No--ah-- 1488 01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:50,729 - That's unnecessary. 1489 01:02:50,771 --> 01:02:52,231 - What was--Lucas, what was wrong with what I just said? 1490 01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:53,106 - Mostly everything. 1491 01:02:53,148 --> 01:02:54,691 - OK, you know what? Fine. 1492 01:02:54,733 --> 01:02:55,651 Fine. 1493 01:02:55,692 --> 01:02:56,985 Guys, I'm sorry. OK? 1494 01:02:57,027 --> 01:02:58,862 I'm--I'm sorry. You're doing great. 1495 01:02:58,904 --> 01:02:59,905 OK? 1496 01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:03,242 We really--just try again. 1497 01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:04,576 - It'd be a lot better if I just 1498 01:03:04,618 --> 01:03:05,661 didn't have to say anything. 1499 01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:07,454 - OK. That's OK. 1500 01:03:07,496 --> 01:03:09,456 Then say nothing. Just... 1501 01:03:09,498 --> 01:03:10,541 - [sighs] 1502 01:03:10,582 --> 01:03:12,751 - Look at her. 1503 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:13,794 Like, let what you feel... 1504 01:03:13,836 --> 01:03:14,878 - Just like-- 1505 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,213 - Speak for itself. 1506 01:03:16,255 --> 01:03:19,258 [soft music] 1507 01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:26,306 ♪ ♪ 1508 01:03:30,727 --> 01:03:32,312 Um, OK. 1509 01:03:32,354 --> 01:03:35,399 You know what? I think you got that part down. 1510 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,275 It was very good. 1511 01:03:36,316 --> 01:03:37,943 Wow. - Henry. 1512 01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:39,111 - Very good. 1513 01:03:39,152 --> 01:03:40,571 Yeah? 1514 01:03:40,612 --> 01:03:42,364 - You know that-- - Yeah. 1515 01:03:42,406 --> 01:03:43,574 No, no, no. No, it's really--it's OK. 1516 01:03:43,615 --> 01:03:44,783 I get it. 1517 01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:47,870 Uh, actually, Lucas and I have talked about going to the gym, 1518 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,997 uh, soon. 1519 01:03:50,038 --> 01:03:51,915 So we're gonna go do-- do guy stuff, right? 1520 01:03:51,957 --> 01:03:56,086 And then you and I can work on your declaration of love later. 1521 01:03:56,128 --> 01:03:58,964 - I have rehearsal in an hour. 1522 01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:02,593 [soft music] 1523 01:04:02,634 --> 01:04:09,641 ♪ ♪ 1524 01:04:10,517 --> 01:04:13,103 [indistinct chatter] 1525 01:04:17,649 --> 01:04:19,526 - You're alive! 1526 01:04:19,568 --> 01:04:21,987 What happened? 1527 01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:22,905 - Sorry I'm late. 1528 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,740 - You were smoking. 1529 01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:25,741 We were worried. 1530 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:27,284 [chuckles] OK. 1531 01:04:27,326 --> 01:04:29,494 Um, you were gonna come back to the place last night. 1532 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:30,495 What happened? 1533 01:04:30,537 --> 01:04:33,165 - The penis straws! 1534 01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:34,708 They should be illegal. - OK. 1535 01:04:34,750 --> 01:04:36,084 Uh, your stuff's still in the limo, 1536 01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,628 but we brought the keyboard down. 1537 01:04:37,669 --> 01:04:39,379 And you're here. 1538 01:04:39,421 --> 01:04:40,923 Your stage. - OK. 1539 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:41,924 - Do you need help? 1540 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:42,966 - No, I'm OK. 1541 01:04:43,008 --> 01:04:44,051 - OK. 1542 01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:49,014 ♪ ♪ 1543 01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:52,059 [indistinct chatter] 1544 01:05:04,696 --> 01:05:06,281 [laughter] 1545 01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:48,949 - Hi. How are you? 1546 01:05:48,991 --> 01:05:49,950 - How are you doing today, sir? 1547 01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:51,535 - I am well. 1548 01:05:51,577 --> 01:05:52,870 Wow. 1549 01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:57,124 So many dead things in front of me. 1550 01:05:57,165 --> 01:05:58,917 Could I see some of the crabs? 1551 01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:00,377 - That's nice. 1552 01:06:00,419 --> 01:06:02,880 [phone ringing] 1553 01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:05,132 Hey, bud. 1554 01:06:05,174 --> 01:06:11,305 - Uh, so it is gonna be $79.90 per pound for the crabs. 1555 01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:13,182 - Oh, Jesus Christmas. 1556 01:06:13,223 --> 01:06:15,767 Um, yeah, OK. 1557 01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,144 I mean, fuck it. Yeah. 1558 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:18,312 - So is that a yes? - Yeah, yeah. 1559 01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:19,229 Just get it. 1560 01:06:19,271 --> 01:06:20,480 Also, I might be, um-- 1561 01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:21,857 I might be getting you, like, a little suit jacket 1562 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,066 or something. 1563 01:06:23,108 --> 01:06:24,526 - Do you even know my size? 1564 01:06:24,568 --> 01:06:25,903 - I know. 1565 01:06:25,944 --> 01:06:27,029 You're, like, a 38 long or something, right? 1566 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,071 - Yeah. 1567 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,239 That--that's exactly my size. 1568 01:06:29,281 --> 01:06:31,200 - That's what I get for working at a Men's Wearhouse 1569 01:06:31,241 --> 01:06:32,659 for two summers. 1570 01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,870 - Uh, hey, Henry, I gotta be honest with you. 1571 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:38,332 Um, I don't know if this plan is gonna work out 1572 01:06:38,373 --> 01:06:40,125 the way you think it's gonna work out. 1573 01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,043 [laughs] 1574 01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,336 - Oh, come on, Lucas. 1575 01:06:42,377 --> 01:06:44,296 My little mentee, my little mentor. 1576 01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:46,465 You think I don't know that, bud? 1577 01:06:46,507 --> 01:06:47,549 Of course I do, man. 1578 01:06:47,591 --> 01:06:49,176 I just--I also know that-- 1579 01:06:49,218 --> 01:06:50,844 [sighs] I don't know-- 1580 01:06:50,886 --> 01:06:53,472 someday I'm gonna die, you know? 1581 01:06:53,514 --> 01:06:55,265 That doesn't mean I just stop living. 1582 01:06:55,307 --> 01:06:57,851 It doesn't mean I just give up on life, you know. 1583 01:06:57,893 --> 01:06:59,770 You're off the trial. What is the point? 1584 01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:01,271 You know what I mean? 1585 01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:04,483 - I never really thought about it like that before. 1586 01:07:04,525 --> 01:07:05,984 - Yeah, it's one of those things, man. 1587 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:08,487 It's like, Sam is the moon, you know? 1588 01:07:08,529 --> 01:07:10,989 And I'm the lobster. 1589 01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,992 And she's--she's ruling my tide. 1590 01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:15,953 Just, we're in the city at night, 1591 01:07:15,994 --> 01:07:17,120 and there's wolves all around. 1592 01:07:17,162 --> 01:07:18,872 - Gee, I have an idea. 1593 01:07:18,914 --> 01:07:20,707 Why don't you and I break into Professor Moffett's office, 1594 01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:23,293 and then we can just look for dirt there? 1595 01:07:23,335 --> 01:07:25,504 - [cackles] Yes. 1596 01:07:25,546 --> 01:07:26,839 Yes, brother. 1597 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,632 That's what I'm talking about, man. 1598 01:07:28,674 --> 01:07:29,591 You feel that? 1599 01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:30,926 You're getting it, man. 1600 01:07:30,968 --> 01:07:32,302 This--this is the kind of shit 1601 01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:33,428 they don't teach you in college. 1602 01:07:33,470 --> 01:07:34,555 You know what I mean? 1603 01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:35,472 Ugh. 1604 01:07:35,514 --> 01:07:37,099 OK, do me a favor? 1605 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,809 Just, um--I don't know. 1606 01:07:38,851 --> 01:07:39,893 Just--just text me. 1607 01:07:39,935 --> 01:07:40,853 Text me the address. 1608 01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:41,979 - Yeah, OK. 1609 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,564 - Here you go. 1610 01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:44,982 - Oh, wow. 1611 01:07:46,525 --> 01:07:49,361 What's your return policy on the crabs? 1612 01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:53,240 - [sighs] 1613 01:07:54,575 --> 01:07:57,327 - What's up with you and Henry? 1614 01:07:57,369 --> 01:07:59,371 - Nothing. 1615 01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:01,373 - I know you're not sleeping with him, 1616 01:08:01,415 --> 01:08:03,917 but it feels like you're sleeping with him. 1617 01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:07,337 Do you know for a year, I had to listen to him 1618 01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:11,425 talk about apartments that he found in San Francisco? 1619 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:12,843 This is the one. 1620 01:08:12,885 --> 01:08:15,095 It's just a fantastic view. 1621 01:08:15,137 --> 01:08:16,847 Oh, it's fantastic. 1622 01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:19,141 Can't wait to take you up on the rooftop. 1623 01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:31,195 - I'm sorry. 1624 01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:48,545 - [sighs] 1625 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:52,174 It's OK. 1626 01:08:57,429 --> 01:08:58,889 Henry has a way of making everything 1627 01:08:58,931 --> 01:09:00,724 about him when it isn't. 1628 01:09:00,766 --> 01:09:03,936 And then when it is, when it actually is, 1629 01:09:03,977 --> 01:09:06,230 he just disappears. 1630 01:09:06,271 --> 01:09:07,189 He's gone. 1631 01:09:07,231 --> 01:09:08,732 [gasps] Oh, my God. 1632 01:09:08,774 --> 01:09:11,777 - [laughs] You ladies were incredible last night. 1633 01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:13,737 I mean, right up until you-- 1634 01:09:13,779 --> 01:09:17,199 anyway, Jane, I know you are a woman of many talents. 1635 01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:18,492 - Oh, I don't know about that. 1636 01:09:18,534 --> 01:09:20,035 - Oh, no, no, no. 1637 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:21,370 Sam is always saying that you could have been 1638 01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:23,038 just about anything you wanted. 1639 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,665 [phone buzzing] 1640 01:09:26,124 --> 01:09:27,417 Yeah, OK. 1641 01:09:27,459 --> 01:09:29,294 Anyways, we really can't wait 1642 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,879 for you to perform tomorrow night. 1643 01:09:30,921 --> 01:09:34,383 It means--it means so much to--to both of us. 1644 01:09:35,926 --> 01:09:37,344 - Yeah. 1645 01:09:39,596 --> 01:09:40,806 - Thank you. 1646 01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:42,057 [chuckles] - Yeah, we should-- 1647 01:09:42,099 --> 01:09:43,433 - I'm gonna--yeah. - Yeah. 1648 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,060 - [chuckles] 1649 01:09:53,110 --> 01:09:55,279 - Coffee. 1650 01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:58,991 - OK, so it is--it's the-- it's the top floor, yeah? 1651 01:09:59,032 --> 01:10:00,951 - Uh-huh, floor 24. 1652 01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:02,744 - It's doable. 1653 01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:06,039 Dude, I should have been a quantum physics professor, man. 1654 01:10:06,081 --> 01:10:07,124 [laughs] 1655 01:10:07,165 --> 01:10:08,625 - Mr. Physics. Why? 1656 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,836 Do you believe in, like, multiple realities? 1657 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:12,337 - Are you kidding me, man? 1658 01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:13,922 It's the only thing I do believe in, bud. 1659 01:10:13,964 --> 01:10:16,049 I'm like fucking Scott Bakula in this bitch. 1660 01:10:16,091 --> 01:10:17,259 - I'm 20. 1661 01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:18,802 I don't know who that this. - Yeah. 1662 01:10:18,844 --> 01:10:19,803 It's amazing. 1663 01:10:19,845 --> 01:10:20,804 Great show. 1664 01:10:20,846 --> 01:10:22,014 - Where's the coffee shop? 1665 01:10:22,055 --> 01:10:26,977 - OK, so don't be mad, but we are 1666 01:10:27,019 --> 01:10:30,647 going to get coffee after we break 1667 01:10:30,689 --> 01:10:34,651 into Brian's office, so ta-da. 1668 01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:36,403 It's a caper. 1669 01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:37,404 - I love capers. 1670 01:10:37,446 --> 01:10:38,864 - [sighs] Well. 1671 01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:42,492 - You're gonna regret not feeding me coffee. 1672 01:10:45,871 --> 01:10:46,788 - OK. 1673 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:47,831 Well, wait up. 1674 01:10:47,873 --> 01:10:48,916 Jeez. 1675 01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:52,753 - I like anything with a brine in it, really. 1676 01:10:52,794 --> 01:10:53,921 - Lucas! 1677 01:10:53,962 --> 01:10:56,965 [suspenseful music] 1678 01:10:57,007 --> 01:11:04,014 ♪ ♪ 1679 01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:07,976 Hey. 1680 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:09,186 - Hmm? 1681 01:11:09,228 --> 01:11:13,357 - Lucas, where's the lockpick? 1682 01:11:13,398 --> 01:11:14,942 - I didn't bring a lockpick. 1683 01:11:14,983 --> 01:11:16,401 - Lucas, I fucking told you to bring-- 1684 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,653 - You didn't say to bring a lockpick-- 1685 01:11:17,694 --> 01:11:18,612 - I totally did. We had this-- 1686 01:11:18,654 --> 01:11:19,488 - I thought you said-- 1687 01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:20,364 - To me, not-- 1688 01:11:20,405 --> 01:11:21,281 - That's funny. 1689 01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:22,866 - It's not funny. 1690 01:11:22,908 --> 01:11:29,915 ♪ ♪ 1691 01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:34,545 - Oh! 1692 01:11:34,586 --> 01:11:35,879 [laughs] 1693 01:11:35,921 --> 01:11:37,089 - Whoa. 1694 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:39,883 [laughs] You are so attractive right now. 1695 01:11:39,925 --> 01:11:46,807 ♪ ♪ 1696 01:11:48,058 --> 01:11:50,727 Hey, we're breaking and entering. 1697 01:11:50,769 --> 01:11:54,731 ♪ ♪ 1698 01:11:54,773 --> 01:11:55,732 Oh, Jesus. 1699 01:11:55,774 --> 01:11:57,276 Really? 1700 01:11:57,317 --> 01:12:01,446 ♪ ♪ 1701 01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,699 - [sniffs] 1702 01:12:05,868 --> 01:12:07,369 - Oh, OK. 1703 01:12:07,411 --> 01:12:10,664 So here's the thing about love languages, right? 1704 01:12:10,706 --> 01:12:14,168 Right now, there's, like, two sets of theories. 1705 01:12:14,209 --> 01:12:15,169 First... 1706 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,253 - Peanuts. 1707 01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:17,546 - Forget being genuine, OK? 1708 01:12:17,588 --> 01:12:19,173 Women don't want you to want them. 1709 01:12:19,214 --> 01:12:21,550 You know, they want you to not want them so that 1710 01:12:21,592 --> 01:12:24,428 they can want you, you know? 1711 01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:28,182 If you want Sam to want you, you may have to neg her. 1712 01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:29,683 - Ooh. 1713 01:12:29,725 --> 01:12:32,769 I think maybe we could reword that for a better impact. 1714 01:12:32,811 --> 01:12:33,896 - Yeah, or we could just acknowledge 1715 01:12:33,937 --> 01:12:35,189 that it's fucked up. 1716 01:12:35,230 --> 01:12:38,025 - Hey, listen, Sam negs me all the fucking time. 1717 01:12:38,066 --> 01:12:39,401 And you know what? 1718 01:12:39,443 --> 01:12:40,652 That shit works. 1719 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:42,571 OK, I'm not saying that I subscribe to that method myself, 1720 01:12:42,613 --> 01:12:46,116 but you know, I'm just throwing it out there. 1721 01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:47,075 I don't know. 1722 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:52,915 Um, moon colonizer. 1723 01:12:56,919 --> 01:13:00,923 Or--I'm not a hacker. 1724 01:13:00,964 --> 01:13:05,052 - Elon Musk, 1989. 1725 01:13:06,553 --> 01:13:07,513 - What? 1726 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:09,181 - He likes Taylor Swift. 1727 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:13,268 - [laughs] 1728 01:13:13,310 --> 01:13:15,938 Lucas, baby, you're my muse. 1729 01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:17,606 That's why I keep you around, bud. 1730 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,236 - What are we doing? 1731 01:13:22,277 --> 01:13:26,031 Sam knew the moment that she met Brian that he was the one. 1732 01:13:26,073 --> 01:13:28,492 Like, the moment. 1733 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,202 And her eyes were closed. 1734 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:31,286 This doesn't matter. 1735 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:32,746 - We can't just give up. 1736 01:13:32,788 --> 01:13:36,750 But sadly, there's nothing in this office 1737 01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:38,335 right now that's going to stop the wedding. 1738 01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:43,423 Look, you love her, right? 1739 01:13:43,465 --> 01:13:45,425 Samantha is--she's a words person. 1740 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:47,344 She needs to hear you say it. 1741 01:13:47,386 --> 01:13:49,221 - OK, can someone just give me the words? 1742 01:13:49,263 --> 01:13:50,848 Because I don't--I don't have-- 1743 01:13:50,889 --> 01:13:52,307 I don't know how to-- 1744 01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:53,642 I can't. 1745 01:13:53,684 --> 01:13:55,185 - If you're not gonna neg her--which, 1746 01:13:55,227 --> 01:13:57,271 again, I don't personally subscribe to, OK? 1747 01:13:57,312 --> 01:14:00,357 I'm just saying it works-- 1748 01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:02,484 then you're gonna have to go gold standard. 1749 01:14:02,526 --> 01:14:03,360 - Gold standard? 1750 01:14:03,402 --> 01:14:05,737 - You're not scared of anything. 1751 01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:07,030 - I'm not? 1752 01:14:07,072 --> 01:14:09,032 - No, I mean, say that to me. 1753 01:14:09,074 --> 01:14:09,908 - Ugh. 1754 01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:11,827 - Please. 1755 01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:13,328 - You're not scared of anything. 1756 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:16,540 - I'm scared of everything. 1757 01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:20,836 I'm scared of who I am, of what I saw, of what I did. 1758 01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:25,048 But most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room 1759 01:14:25,090 --> 01:14:26,842 and never feeling again in my whole life 1760 01:14:26,884 --> 01:14:29,428 the way I feel when I'm with you. 1761 01:14:32,681 --> 01:14:37,561 - But most of all, I'm afraid of leaving this room 1762 01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:40,522 and never again feeling the way I feel when I'm with you. 1763 01:14:40,564 --> 01:14:43,567 [upbeat music] 1764 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,986 ♪ ♪ 1765 01:14:46,028 --> 01:14:47,279 - Hi. Can I get a chardonnay-- 1766 01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,072 - Uh, Malbec and chardonnay. - And a Malbec, please? 1767 01:14:53,535 --> 01:14:54,453 OK. Thank you. 1768 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,537 I'll just take the one. 1769 01:14:55,579 --> 01:14:56,538 - And I need a cigarette. 1770 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:58,207 - Thank you. 1771 01:14:58,248 --> 01:15:00,209 - [clears throat] 1772 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,168 - You OK there? 1773 01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,377 - It's a warm Malbec. 1774 01:15:02,419 --> 01:15:03,378 Try that. 1775 01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:04,546 - Sure. 1776 01:15:04,588 --> 01:15:05,839 - [coughs] 1777 01:15:07,716 --> 01:15:09,927 - Wanna maybe slow down on those things? 1778 01:15:09,968 --> 01:15:13,639 Just, you're chain smoking here, Cancer. 1779 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,224 I can unpack that with you if you like. 1780 01:15:15,265 --> 01:15:19,061 - [clears throat] It relaxes me. 1781 01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:20,646 - You know, I don't personally see 1782 01:15:20,687 --> 01:15:21,855 what's so relaxing about your lungs 1783 01:15:21,897 --> 01:15:23,815 shriveling up and turning black, but OK. 1784 01:15:23,857 --> 01:15:25,484 - I don't see why you care. 1785 01:15:26,944 --> 01:15:29,488 - I think you know why. 1786 01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,325 [indistinct chatter] 1787 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:41,333 Oh, Brian. 1788 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:42,751 Brian's coming. - Hey, guys. 1789 01:15:42,793 --> 01:15:44,294 - Hey, Brian. - Sorry. 1790 01:15:44,336 --> 01:15:45,420 You can't smoke here. 1791 01:15:45,462 --> 01:15:47,214 - Oh, you see, I told her that. - No, I know how it is. 1792 01:15:47,256 --> 01:15:48,966 - I told her, man. Didn't wanna listen. 1793 01:15:49,007 --> 01:15:50,259 - I'm--I'm just gonna-- 1794 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,135 OK, listen. 1795 01:15:52,177 --> 01:15:53,846 I have to know. 1796 01:15:53,887 --> 01:15:55,055 I was up all night wondering. 1797 01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:57,099 What was--what was the last card? 1798 01:15:57,140 --> 01:15:58,809 - I'm--I'm sorry. What was--what was what? 1799 01:15:58,851 --> 01:16:00,227 - The last tarot card. 1800 01:16:00,269 --> 01:16:01,144 - Oh. 1801 01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:04,815 Um, mm, OK, honestly, brother, it's not really that--what-- 1802 01:16:04,857 --> 01:16:06,483 what are we doing? 1803 01:16:06,525 --> 01:16:08,402 It's not important. You know what I mean? 1804 01:16:08,443 --> 01:16:09,611 Like, you're getting married. 1805 01:16:09,653 --> 01:16:12,197 Your future is fucking bright, shiny, perfect. 1806 01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:14,408 OK, that's not really necessary. 1807 01:16:16,034 --> 01:16:17,160 - The moon? 1808 01:16:17,202 --> 01:16:19,288 - OK, well, you know, the thing is about the moon, Brian, 1809 01:16:19,329 --> 01:16:20,831 is, it's--it's very ambiguous. 1810 01:16:20,873 --> 01:16:22,666 - No, no, no, no, no. - It doesn't really mean much. 1811 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,669 - To me, it means everything. 1812 01:16:25,711 --> 01:16:28,589 When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the moon. 1813 01:16:28,630 --> 01:16:32,426 I--[sighs] I wanted to be an astronaut. 1814 01:16:32,467 --> 01:16:34,136 - No kidding. Really? You? 1815 01:16:34,178 --> 01:16:36,597 - But it is so competitive. 1816 01:16:36,638 --> 01:16:38,056 I didn't think that I could do it. 1817 01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:39,057 I mean, of all people, me? 1818 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:40,350 - Oh. 1819 01:16:40,392 --> 01:16:42,561 - So after my PhD, I stayed in academia. 1820 01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:46,857 And now I teach parabolas to a room packed to the gills 1821 01:16:46,899 --> 01:16:48,942 with great inflated twerkers. 1822 01:16:48,984 --> 01:16:51,320 - Oh, gosh, Brian. 1823 01:16:51,361 --> 01:16:52,279 - Yeah. 1824 01:16:52,321 --> 01:16:54,573 - Aw, just-- 1825 01:16:54,615 --> 01:16:55,782 - ♪ Dancing in the ♪ - Oh, yeah. 1826 01:16:55,824 --> 01:16:57,075 - Yeah. - ♪ Moonlight ♪ 1827 01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:58,744 - Fucked. - Oh, yeah. 1828 01:16:58,785 --> 01:16:59,995 System is fucked. 1829 01:17:00,037 --> 01:17:02,039 You know what they say. 1830 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:04,750 It's never too late to follow your dreams, brother. 1831 01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:07,503 You know, sometimes you just gotta-- 1832 01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:09,922 you gotta go up to that woman. 1833 01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:11,673 Stand up, man! 1834 01:17:11,715 --> 01:17:12,925 Tell her how you feel. 1835 01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:14,635 Tell her your truth. 1836 01:17:14,676 --> 01:17:16,053 Am I right? 1837 01:17:16,094 --> 01:17:17,513 - You have to tell her. 1838 01:17:17,554 --> 01:17:18,555 You have to tell her. 1839 01:17:18,597 --> 01:17:19,681 - You have to tell her. 1840 01:17:19,723 --> 01:17:20,807 [glasses clink] 1841 01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:22,184 - You are so right. 1842 01:17:22,226 --> 01:17:23,977 - Mm. 1843 01:17:24,019 --> 01:17:25,270 - Thank you so much, guys. - Yeah. 1844 01:17:25,312 --> 01:17:26,271 - Thank you. 1845 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:27,147 Thank you. 1846 01:17:27,189 --> 01:17:28,023 - Of course. 1847 01:17:28,065 --> 01:17:30,359 You--you get her, man! 1848 01:17:34,321 --> 01:17:35,322 - Wow. 1849 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:37,074 - Yeah. 1850 01:17:37,115 --> 01:17:38,367 - OK. 1851 01:17:38,408 --> 01:17:41,495 - Human lunar exploration is sustainable. 1852 01:17:41,537 --> 01:17:43,956 - You really pulled me away from our rehearsal 1853 01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:46,124 to talk about a fucking card? 1854 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,709 You know that just because you pulled this card doesn't mean 1855 01:17:47,751 --> 01:17:49,044 you should literally go to the moon. 1856 01:17:49,086 --> 01:17:50,379 - Why not? 1857 01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:52,589 - It's fucking symbolic, that's why! 1858 01:17:52,631 --> 01:17:53,757 - I love her so much. 1859 01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:54,758 - Yeah, but what if it's not? 1860 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,051 People go to the moon. 1861 01:17:56,093 --> 01:17:57,511 Elon Musk has thrown down the gauntlet-- 1862 01:17:57,553 --> 01:17:59,388 - Mention his name one more fucking time, Brian. 1863 01:17:59,429 --> 01:18:01,640 I swear to God. 1864 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,393 - Our whole relationship, I've let you dictate the terms. 1865 01:18:04,434 --> 01:18:06,687 - You've let me dictate the terms? 1866 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:07,563 - But it is not fair. 1867 01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:08,939 Now, I love you, Sam. I do. 1868 01:18:08,981 --> 01:18:10,023 - Mm. 1869 01:18:10,065 --> 01:18:11,483 - But I am not happy. 1870 01:18:11,525 --> 01:18:12,985 - Of course you're not happy. 1871 01:18:13,026 --> 01:18:15,195 You're depressed. 1872 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,864 - OK, I'm sorry. Is that like an act? 1873 01:18:16,905 --> 01:18:18,448 - Oh, my God. Go fuck the moon, Brian! 1874 01:18:20,617 --> 01:18:22,536 - That's--and then that was great. 1875 01:18:22,578 --> 01:18:24,037 - Jane, I wanna leave. 1876 01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:25,247 - Now? - Yes. 1877 01:18:25,289 --> 01:18:26,790 - But don't we-- - Can't you see I'm fucking upset? 1878 01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:28,166 I wanna go. Come on. 1879 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:29,877 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1880 01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:31,211 Go. 1881 01:18:31,253 --> 01:18:32,254 Go. 1882 01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:37,301 - Goddamn. 1883 01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:38,343 [Wye Oak's "Every Day Like the Last"] 1884 01:18:38,385 --> 01:18:40,846 Women, huh? 1885 01:18:40,888 --> 01:18:43,056 - Wait, what? 1886 01:18:43,098 --> 01:18:45,601 ♪ ♪ 1887 01:18:45,642 --> 01:18:47,060 - Mm. 1888 01:18:47,102 --> 01:18:54,109 ♪ ♪ 1889 01:18:58,322 --> 01:19:03,452 - ♪ It might be true ♪ 1890 01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:04,828 - It's magical, right? 1891 01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:06,413 - Yeah. 1892 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:14,421 - When I first came up here, I thought, Jane would love this. 1893 01:19:14,463 --> 01:19:15,422 - No, you didn't. 1894 01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:17,049 - Yes, I did. 1895 01:19:18,008 --> 01:19:19,885 [sighs] 1896 01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,137 OK, do you remember 1897 01:19:22,179 --> 01:19:24,681 when we snuck up onto your roof 1898 01:19:24,723 --> 01:19:29,561 to watch the planetary conjunction, and your dad got so pissed? 1899 01:19:29,603 --> 01:19:31,146 - Ooh. 1900 01:19:31,188 --> 01:19:34,858 Yeah, he kind of went crazy for a bit after Mom died. 1901 01:19:38,237 --> 01:19:42,157 - ♪ A bed to die in ♪ 1902 01:19:42,199 --> 01:19:47,663 ♪ ♪ 1903 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:49,248 - I'm sorry. 1904 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:51,250 - Don't be. 1905 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:55,295 That night was incredible. 1906 01:19:55,337 --> 01:20:02,344 - ♪ To live a life every day like the last ♪ 1907 01:20:02,386 --> 01:20:08,308 ♪ To make a trade of future promise ♪ 1908 01:20:08,350 --> 01:20:10,602 - A shooting star. 1909 01:20:10,644 --> 01:20:12,646 Thought I could touch it. 1910 01:20:12,688 --> 01:20:15,232 - I thought you could too. 1911 01:20:15,274 --> 01:20:21,196 - ♪ Forget what you know ♪ 1912 01:20:21,238 --> 01:20:23,407 ♪ Afraid of what ♪ 1913 01:20:23,448 --> 01:20:24,324 - [sighs] 1914 01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:26,869 - ♪ You want the most ♪ 1915 01:20:26,910 --> 01:20:31,373 - I think about that night a lot, the way it felt. 1916 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,090 Like I might go the rest of my whole life 1917 01:20:40,132 --> 01:20:45,137 and never again feel the way I felt that night with you. 1918 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:53,395 - What'd you say? 1919 01:20:53,437 --> 01:20:56,690 - I just said about that night. 1920 01:20:57,983 --> 01:20:59,860 - That's Henry's speech. 1921 01:20:59,902 --> 01:21:01,445 - What? No. 1922 01:21:01,486 --> 01:21:02,779 - From "Dirty Dancing." 1923 01:21:02,821 --> 01:21:04,156 That's his favorite movie. - That's not. 1924 01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:05,407 I've never seen that movie. 1925 01:21:05,449 --> 01:21:06,783 - You're fucking him. - What? 1926 01:21:06,825 --> 01:21:07,659 Sam! 1927 01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:09,661 - Where are you staying? 1928 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:12,915 - You wanna look down at your mirror like it's a-- 1929 01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:15,083 like it's a little mouse carrying a piece of cheese 1930 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,335 through your kitchen, and it's like, what? 1931 01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:17,252 They're bipedal? 1932 01:21:17,294 --> 01:21:19,338 Do you remember how scared you were of that? 1933 01:21:19,379 --> 01:21:22,132 - Because I don't know how you get it so close to your eye. 1934 01:21:22,174 --> 01:21:23,800 - Wow. 1935 01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:25,427 This is fantastic. 1936 01:21:25,469 --> 01:21:26,595 Who are you? 1937 01:21:26,637 --> 01:21:27,596 - Luke. 1938 01:21:27,638 --> 01:21:28,472 Lucas. 1939 01:21:28,514 --> 01:21:29,765 Um, you're professor--I-- 1940 01:21:29,806 --> 01:21:30,891 I'm Profe-- 1941 01:21:30,933 --> 01:21:31,975 - Yeah, that's great. 1942 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:35,354 - Professor Moffett is-- is my astrophysics professor. 1943 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:36,605 - Mm. 1944 01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:37,981 Oh, so you're Lucas. 1945 01:21:39,483 --> 01:21:41,652 Let's get this party started, huh? 1946 01:21:41,693 --> 01:21:44,696 [upbeat music] 1947 01:21:44,738 --> 01:21:47,824 ♪ ♪ 1948 01:21:47,866 --> 01:21:49,368 - OK, so then you just 1949 01:21:49,409 --> 01:21:51,161 kind of go back to what you were doing 1950 01:21:51,203 --> 01:21:52,829 before the lady walked in. 1951 01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:59,878 ♪ ♪ 1952 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:04,675 - Uh-oh. 1953 01:22:04,716 --> 01:22:06,134 Shit. 1954 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,762 - Ugh! OK. 1955 01:22:08,804 --> 01:22:11,139 - And I just think that she's the voice of an angel. 1956 01:22:11,181 --> 01:22:12,683 And she's in "Into The Woods" right now. 1957 01:22:12,724 --> 01:22:14,726 And I just think that that's wonderful 1958 01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:19,356 for the Bareilles-nators and the Sondheim fans alike. 1959 01:22:19,398 --> 01:22:23,068 You know, smoking is really bad for you. 1960 01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:25,070 Like, really bad for you. 1961 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:28,824 Anyway, I just--I want you to know that 1962 01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:32,327 even if you don't know, I know there is 1963 01:22:32,369 --> 01:22:34,955 a support system around you. 1964 01:22:34,997 --> 01:22:36,456 And I love you. 1965 01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:40,419 And I know that, um-- 1966 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:42,588 and I just think that you're a great, 1967 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:45,340 great, great, great person. 1968 01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:49,344 - [gasps] Henry, stop. 1969 01:22:49,386 --> 01:22:52,181 Is this the tree I cut down outside of Boulder? 1970 01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:56,101 - [chuckles] Uh, it is. 1971 01:22:56,143 --> 01:22:58,937 Yeah. 1972 01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:02,774 - Aw, wasn't it magical that night? 1973 01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:06,028 - Samantha, come on. 1974 01:23:06,069 --> 01:23:07,446 - Aw. 1975 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:08,864 Can I have this? 1976 01:23:08,906 --> 01:23:10,032 - Of course, you can have it. 1977 01:23:10,073 --> 01:23:11,491 It's your wedding present. 1978 01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:13,911 [laughs] - Are you kidding me? 1979 01:23:13,952 --> 01:23:16,288 - Stop. Stop. - Henry! 1980 01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:17,414 [gasps] 1981 01:23:17,456 --> 01:23:20,417 That's the best wedding gift anyone's ever given me. 1982 01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:22,169 - It's not--it's not a big deal, really. 1983 01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:23,045 It's just-- - Yes. 1984 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:24,796 What are you talking about? It's a huge deal. 1985 01:23:24,838 --> 01:23:26,548 - [sighs] 1986 01:23:26,590 --> 01:23:29,259 - You know, it has unimaginable power. 1987 01:23:29,301 --> 01:23:30,344 You remember? 1988 01:23:30,385 --> 01:23:31,303 You know. 1989 01:23:31,345 --> 01:23:33,722 [laughter] 1990 01:23:33,764 --> 01:23:34,723 Henry. 1991 01:23:34,765 --> 01:23:35,682 - Yeah. 1992 01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:37,059 - Thank you. 1993 01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:38,560 - You're welcome. 1994 01:23:38,602 --> 01:23:40,312 - Thank you. 1995 01:23:40,354 --> 01:23:47,361 ♪ ♪ 1996 01:23:51,949 --> 01:23:54,076 - I forgot something in the car. 1997 01:23:54,117 --> 01:23:54,952 - Jane! 1998 01:23:54,993 --> 01:23:55,869 Jane! 1999 01:23:55,911 --> 01:23:57,037 Cancer, come on. 2000 01:23:57,079 --> 01:23:58,997 Wait! 2001 01:23:59,039 --> 01:23:59,998 - Yeah, I'm out. 2002 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,542 That was kind of fucked. 2003 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:03,460 [clears throat] 2004 01:24:03,502 --> 01:24:06,505 [Private World's "Blue Spirit"] 2005 01:24:06,547 --> 01:24:13,554 ♪ ♪ 2006 01:24:33,657 --> 01:24:36,869 - ♪ Heaven's clear in sight ♪ 2007 01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:40,163 ♪ Nowhere to go tonight ♪ 2008 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:46,879 ♪ Trying to find a way out of here ♪ 2009 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,423 ♪ Going a country mile ♪ 2010 01:24:49,464 --> 01:24:52,968 ♪ Never going out of style ♪ 2011 01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:57,598 ♪ Opening our eyes ♪ 2012 01:24:57,639 --> 01:25:03,562 ♪ Driving out that spirit all night ♪ 2013 01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:10,110 ♪ We're speaking in tongues ♪ 2014 01:25:10,152 --> 01:25:16,491 ♪ We're driving out that spirit all night ♪ 2015 01:25:16,533 --> 01:25:22,039 ♪ With the wind in our lungs ♪ 2016 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:25,375 ♪ Night has nearly passed ♪ 2017 01:25:25,417 --> 01:25:28,003 ♪ Time to choose has gone ♪ 2018 01:25:28,045 --> 01:25:34,051 ♪ Trying to hear the sound in my ear ♪ 2019 01:25:34,092 --> 01:25:37,596 ♪ Still nothing speaks to ♪ 2020 01:25:37,638 --> 01:25:40,933 ♪ Nothing sees soon ♪ 2021 01:25:40,974 --> 01:25:44,228 ♪ Closing our eyes ♪ 2022 01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:51,276 ♪ ♪ 2023 01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:14,049 ♪ Driving out the spirit all night ♪ 2024 01:26:14,091 --> 01:26:20,430 ♪ We're speaking in tongues ♪ 2025 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:26,979 ♪ We're driving out that spirit all night ♪ 2026 01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:31,024 ♪ With the wind in our lungs ♪ 2027 01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:38,073 ♪ ♪ 2028 01:26:50,127 --> 01:26:53,130 [dryer whirring] 2029 01:26:58,802 --> 01:27:01,805 [indistinct chatter] 2030 01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:11,481 [soft piano music] 2031 01:27:11,523 --> 01:27:14,610 ♪ ♪ 2032 01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:15,819 - I appreciate you catching me, though. 2033 01:27:15,861 --> 01:27:17,279 [chuckles] - Brian! 2034 01:27:17,321 --> 01:27:18,864 - Yeah. - Oh, oh! 2035 01:27:18,906 --> 01:27:20,282 Wait, wait, wait! Brian! 2036 01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:21,658 Brian! Whoo, whoo! 2037 01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:23,118 Ha! One second. 2038 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,411 There were a lot of stairs. Oh, I'm sorry. 2039 01:27:24,453 --> 01:27:25,537 Excuse me. Oh. 2040 01:27:25,579 --> 01:27:27,164 Lovely dress, lovely dress. 2041 01:27:27,206 --> 01:27:28,332 OK. 2042 01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:30,209 Oh, Professor Moffett, I'm sorry. 2043 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,670 Um, I love you. 2044 01:27:33,712 --> 01:27:34,963 Oh. [laughs] 2045 01:27:35,005 --> 01:27:37,508 Uh, I love you. 2046 01:27:37,549 --> 01:27:41,136 I've loved you ever since you gave that lecture on parabolas, 2047 01:27:41,178 --> 01:27:45,182 and I asked you that question on polar coordinates. 2048 01:27:45,224 --> 01:27:46,767 - You really liked that lecture, huh? 2049 01:27:46,808 --> 01:27:48,685 - Yeah. 2050 01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:49,978 I knew then. 2051 01:27:51,563 --> 01:27:54,191 I knew that I was going to spend the rest of my life 2052 01:27:54,233 --> 01:27:55,734 spiraling outwards from you 2053 01:27:55,776 --> 01:27:58,987 like a fucking corkscrew through the universe. 2054 01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:00,614 - Entropy. 2055 01:28:00,656 --> 01:28:02,783 - Entropy. [chuckles] 2056 01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:03,659 - Chaos. 2057 01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:05,452 - I know we've been here before. 2058 01:28:05,494 --> 01:28:07,329 I know you know it too. 2059 01:28:09,915 --> 01:28:11,500 So don't do it. 2060 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:13,168 Don't marry her. 2061 01:28:13,210 --> 01:28:14,378 Not this time. 2062 01:28:17,506 --> 01:28:19,341 - Lucas, OK. [chuckles] 2063 01:28:19,383 --> 01:28:20,217 - Yeah? - No, no. 2064 01:28:20,259 --> 01:28:22,427 Uh...[chuckles] Lucas, I'm-- 2065 01:28:22,469 --> 01:28:24,972 I'm flattered, but--but you, son, you're-- 2066 01:28:25,013 --> 01:28:25,931 you're my student. 2067 01:28:25,973 --> 01:28:27,182 - You're flattered? - Yeah. 2068 01:28:29,434 --> 01:28:31,186 - You're flattered. OK. [laughs] 2069 01:28:31,228 --> 01:28:32,104 ["Canon in D" playing] 2070 01:28:32,145 --> 01:28:33,981 This is not flattery. 2071 01:28:34,022 --> 01:28:35,232 This is not flattery. 2072 01:28:35,274 --> 01:28:39,820 This is real, unlike whatever the fuck the rest of this is. 2073 01:28:39,862 --> 01:28:40,779 I mean, come on! 2074 01:28:40,821 --> 01:28:41,905 On a lake? 2075 01:28:41,947 --> 01:28:43,240 OK. OK. 2076 01:28:43,282 --> 01:28:44,741 Get your hands off me! 2077 01:28:44,783 --> 01:28:46,410 - Sorry about that, folks. 2078 01:28:47,911 --> 01:28:49,663 [camera shutter clicking] 2079 01:28:49,705 --> 01:28:56,712 ♪ ♪ 2080 01:29:17,816 --> 01:29:20,235 [glasses clinking] 2081 01:29:20,277 --> 01:29:23,280 - Could I interest you in a little mint julep? 2082 01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:24,823 - Fuck off. 2083 01:29:24,865 --> 01:29:26,491 - [sighs] Come on, Jane. 2084 01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,826 Just talk to me, please. 2085 01:29:27,868 --> 01:29:28,994 - What is there to talk about? 2086 01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:29,870 - Oh, I don't know. 2087 01:29:29,912 --> 01:29:34,583 Maybe how the woman you love, someone as gasoline as Samantha 2088 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:37,419 just married a wet mop like fucking Brian, man. 2089 01:29:37,461 --> 01:29:39,129 Come on! 2090 01:29:39,171 --> 01:29:40,964 The man's a fucking moon colonizer! 2091 01:29:41,006 --> 01:29:43,509 And honestly, I don't see what Lucas sees in him. 2092 01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:44,635 Not a fucking clue. 2093 01:29:44,676 --> 01:29:46,386 Also, that kid is pissed at me, 2094 01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:48,305 and no one wants to tell me why. 2095 01:29:48,347 --> 01:29:49,848 - 'Cause you fucked her. 2096 01:29:49,890 --> 01:29:51,266 Because you're bullshit. 2097 01:29:51,308 --> 01:29:53,352 - What? 2098 01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:55,062 Jane, no, I did not. 2099 01:29:55,103 --> 01:29:56,104 I didn't! 2100 01:29:56,146 --> 01:29:57,481 Look at me. 2101 01:29:57,523 --> 01:29:58,899 Look at me. 2102 01:29:58,941 --> 01:30:00,234 I get that that's how it looked. 2103 01:30:00,275 --> 01:30:01,109 I really do. 2104 01:30:01,151 --> 01:30:02,486 But I didn't. 2105 01:30:03,570 --> 01:30:07,533 I swear to God, nothing, nothing happened. 2106 01:30:10,786 --> 01:30:13,038 - It's so easy for you. 2107 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,457 - What is fucking easy for me? 2108 01:30:15,499 --> 01:30:16,708 You're not easy. 2109 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,794 Nothing about you is fucking easy. 2110 01:30:18,836 --> 01:30:20,170 But I'm here. 2111 01:30:20,212 --> 01:30:21,171 And I'm talking to you. 2112 01:30:21,213 --> 01:30:22,381 And I can't help myself... - Don't! 2113 01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:23,549 Don't! - But I'm fucking falling for you. 2114 01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:24,842 - Don't! - Don't what? 2115 01:30:24,883 --> 01:30:27,135 Oh, I don't get to say how I feel? 2116 01:30:27,177 --> 01:30:29,596 Well, maybe you fucking should, huh? 2117 01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:41,149 - You're on in five. 2118 01:30:41,191 --> 01:30:42,484 You OK? 2119 01:30:45,529 --> 01:30:46,822 You're gonna be awesome. 2120 01:30:46,864 --> 01:30:48,282 Yeah? - OK. 2121 01:30:48,323 --> 01:30:50,117 - Loosen up. You look great. 2122 01:30:50,158 --> 01:30:51,201 - [laughs] Yeah. 2123 01:30:51,243 --> 01:30:52,744 Thank you. 2124 01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:56,081 [indistinct chatter] 2125 01:30:56,123 --> 01:30:59,001 - All right, you beautiful champagne-filled bellies. 2126 01:30:59,042 --> 01:31:02,504 I think it's about time for our first dance. 2127 01:31:02,546 --> 01:31:04,506 Would you please put your hands together 2128 01:31:04,548 --> 01:31:07,342 for the beautiful newlyweds, 2129 01:31:07,384 --> 01:31:12,055 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Moffett? 2130 01:31:12,097 --> 01:31:15,100 [cheers and applause] 2131 01:31:18,187 --> 01:31:21,190 [soft piano music] 2132 01:31:21,231 --> 01:31:27,696 ♪ ♪ 2133 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:44,129 - ♪ All I wanna get is ♪ 2134 01:31:44,171 --> 01:31:48,717 ♪ A little bit closer ♪ 2135 01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:52,513 ♪ All I wanna know is ♪ 2136 01:31:52,554 --> 01:31:56,934 ♪ Can you come a little closer ♪ 2137 01:31:56,975 --> 01:31:59,061 ♪ Here comes the breath ♪ 2138 01:31:59,102 --> 01:32:04,942 ♪ Before we get a little bit closer ♪ 2139 01:32:04,983 --> 01:32:09,821 ♪ Here comes the rush before we touch ♪ 2140 01:32:09,863 --> 01:32:12,908 ♪ Come a little closer ♪ 2141 01:32:12,950 --> 01:32:15,536 ♪ ♪ 2142 01:32:15,577 --> 01:32:17,120 ♪ The doors are open ♪ 2143 01:32:17,162 --> 01:32:19,498 ♪ The wind is really blowing ♪ 2144 01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:24,461 ♪ The night sky is changing overhead ♪ 2145 01:32:24,503 --> 01:32:27,965 ♪ It's not just all physical ♪ 2146 01:32:28,006 --> 01:32:32,386 ♪ I'm the type who won't get oh so critical ♪ 2147 01:32:32,427 --> 01:32:36,557 ♪ So let's make things physical ♪ 2148 01:32:36,598 --> 01:32:42,521 ♪ I won't treat you like you're oh so typical ♪ 2149 01:32:42,563 --> 01:32:44,773 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 2150 01:32:44,815 --> 01:32:50,988 ♪ I won't treat you like you're oh so typical ♪ 2151 01:32:51,029 --> 01:32:54,074 ♪ All you think of lately ♪ 2152 01:32:54,116 --> 01:32:58,161 ♪ Is getting underneath me ♪ 2153 01:32:58,203 --> 01:33:00,956 ♪ All I dream of lately ♪ 2154 01:33:00,998 --> 01:33:04,835 ♪ Is how to get you underneath me ♪ 2155 01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:08,255 ♪ Here comes the heat before we meet ♪ 2156 01:33:08,297 --> 01:33:11,592 ♪ A little bit closer ♪ 2157 01:33:11,633 --> 01:33:15,554 ♪ Here comes the spark before the dark ♪ 2158 01:33:15,596 --> 01:33:18,182 ♪ Come a little closer ♪ 2159 01:33:18,223 --> 01:33:19,808 ♪ ♪ 2160 01:33:19,850 --> 01:33:22,769 - ♪ It's not just all physical ♪ 2161 01:33:22,811 --> 01:33:28,734 ♪ I'm the type who won't get oh so critical ♪ 2162 01:33:28,775 --> 01:33:32,237 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2163 01:33:32,279 --> 01:33:35,532 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2164 01:33:35,574 --> 01:33:39,286 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2165 01:33:39,328 --> 01:33:40,662 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2166 01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:44,124 ♪ Here come the dreams of you and me ♪ 2167 01:33:44,166 --> 01:33:46,710 ♪ Here come the dreams ♪ 2168 01:33:46,752 --> 01:33:49,838 ♪ It's not just all physical ♪ 2169 01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:53,634 ♪ I'm the type who won't get oh so critical ♪ 2170 01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:57,221 ♪ So let's make things physical ♪ 2171 01:33:57,262 --> 01:34:00,724 ♪ I won't treat you like you're oh so typical ♪ 2172 01:34:00,766 --> 01:34:03,769 ♪ I want you close, I want you ♪ 2173 01:34:03,810 --> 01:34:07,606 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 2174 01:34:07,648 --> 01:34:10,817 ♪ I want you close, I want you ♪ 2175 01:34:10,859 --> 01:34:14,363 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 2176 01:34:14,404 --> 01:34:17,324 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 2177 01:34:17,366 --> 01:34:18,825 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2178 01:34:18,867 --> 01:34:21,495 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 2179 01:34:21,537 --> 01:34:24,331 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 2180 01:34:24,373 --> 01:34:25,832 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2181 01:34:25,874 --> 01:34:29,294 ♪ I won't treat you like you're typical ♪ 2182 01:34:44,393 --> 01:34:45,519 - Hi. 2183 01:34:45,561 --> 01:34:46,603 - Hi. 2184 01:34:48,397 --> 01:34:51,692 - I feel like I didn't get to see you at all tonight. 2185 01:34:51,733 --> 01:34:52,734 - It was a busy night. 2186 01:34:52,776 --> 01:34:53,819 - Yeah. 2187 01:34:56,446 --> 01:34:57,781 You were so good down there. 2188 01:34:57,823 --> 01:34:58,740 - Ha. 2189 01:34:58,782 --> 01:34:59,825 - You were so good. 2190 01:34:59,867 --> 01:35:01,368 - Thank you. - Yeah. 2191 01:35:01,410 --> 01:35:02,536 [soft music] 2192 01:35:02,578 --> 01:35:04,246 Do you want a sparkler? - Yeah. 2193 01:35:04,288 --> 01:35:07,583 - Everyone's lined up outside to see us off. 2194 01:35:07,624 --> 01:35:11,295 ♪ ♪ 2195 01:35:11,336 --> 01:35:12,379 - Hey, Sam. 2196 01:35:12,421 --> 01:35:13,714 - Yeah. 2197 01:35:18,302 --> 01:35:21,263 - I love your face. 2198 01:35:22,723 --> 01:35:24,141 - I love your face. 2199 01:35:24,183 --> 01:35:25,601 - [laughs] No. 2200 01:35:25,642 --> 01:35:29,313 Um, look, 2201 01:35:29,354 --> 01:35:34,776 I love your face so fucking much, 2202 01:35:34,818 --> 01:35:39,698 so much I can't even look at it. 2203 01:35:41,450 --> 01:35:43,035 - Jane. 2204 01:35:43,076 --> 01:35:44,161 Right now-- 2205 01:35:44,203 --> 01:35:47,623 - Uh, I-- 2206 01:35:47,664 --> 01:35:48,916 [blows raspberry] 2207 01:35:51,543 --> 01:35:54,004 I'm sorry. 2208 01:35:54,046 --> 01:35:57,216 I don't know how to be around you. 2209 01:35:59,051 --> 01:36:02,137 Being around you feels like I'm touching fucking sunshine. 2210 01:36:02,179 --> 01:36:04,139 And most of the time, I don't feel anything. 2211 01:36:04,181 --> 01:36:06,517 [crying] And I don't know why. 2212 01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:10,521 Can you tell me why? 2213 01:36:14,483 --> 01:36:16,902 - Where have you been? 2214 01:36:16,944 --> 01:36:18,612 - I don't know. 2215 01:36:22,074 --> 01:36:24,284 - I'm married. 2216 01:36:24,326 --> 01:36:26,078 Like, I just got married. 2217 01:36:26,119 --> 01:36:32,459 ♪ ♪ 2218 01:36:32,501 --> 01:36:35,963 - You only married Brian because you can control him. 2219 01:36:36,004 --> 01:36:37,214 - That's not true. - Yeah. 2220 01:36:37,256 --> 01:36:38,257 OK. - No. 2221 01:36:38,298 --> 01:36:39,341 - OK. 2222 01:36:42,970 --> 01:36:44,972 Well, what's so great about Brian? 2223 01:36:45,013 --> 01:36:47,891 Why do you love him? 2224 01:36:47,933 --> 01:36:49,726 - Brian is a good person. 2225 01:36:49,768 --> 01:36:51,478 - [laughs] Sam. 2226 01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:53,230 - Yes. 2227 01:36:53,272 --> 01:36:56,191 - What does being a good person have-- 2228 01:36:56,233 --> 01:37:03,240 ♪ ♪ 2229 01:37:25,637 --> 01:37:27,139 - Oh, you're an asshole. 2230 01:37:27,181 --> 01:37:28,515 [crying] 2231 01:37:28,557 --> 01:37:30,642 You can't just kiss people. 2232 01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:33,687 ♪ ♪ 2233 01:37:33,729 --> 01:37:36,648 - I know you feel it too. 2234 01:37:36,690 --> 01:37:43,697 ♪ ♪ 2235 01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:49,244 - I--I don't feel anything. 2236 01:37:49,286 --> 01:37:56,293 ♪ ♪ 2237 01:38:04,593 --> 01:38:07,596 - [sighs] 2238 01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:21,443 [cheering] 2239 01:38:46,718 --> 01:38:48,887 - Are you, uh--are you gonna come, hon'? 2240 01:38:53,225 --> 01:38:54,393 - Yes. 2241 01:39:07,364 --> 01:39:09,032 [engine starting] 2242 01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:16,123 [indistinct chatter] 2243 01:39:18,667 --> 01:39:20,169 - [sighs] 2244 01:39:30,846 --> 01:39:31,972 - I'm good. 2245 01:39:32,014 --> 01:39:33,849 - Seriously? 2246 01:39:33,891 --> 01:39:35,893 - Yeah. 2247 01:39:35,934 --> 01:39:38,437 You know what I could really go for right now? 2248 01:39:38,478 --> 01:39:40,397 - What, like a thousand little cancer sticks 2249 01:39:40,439 --> 01:39:41,732 you could just suck into your lungs? 2250 01:39:41,773 --> 01:39:42,691 - No. 2251 01:39:42,733 --> 01:39:43,567 - Hmm. 2252 01:39:43,609 --> 01:39:44,902 - A cheeseburger. 2253 01:39:44,943 --> 01:39:47,404 - Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 2254 01:39:47,446 --> 01:39:50,324 Ooh, I love you so much for saying that right now. 2255 01:39:50,365 --> 01:39:52,201 - Let's get out of here. 2256 01:39:52,242 --> 01:39:55,162 [light music] 2257 01:39:55,204 --> 01:39:58,624 [laughter] 2258 01:39:58,665 --> 01:40:05,672 ♪ ♪ 2259 01:40:06,757 --> 01:40:07,841 - This is the kind of burger 2260 01:40:07,883 --> 01:40:10,302 that makes depression go away, you know? 2261 01:40:13,388 --> 01:40:14,348 - Mmm. 2262 01:40:14,389 --> 01:40:16,183 - Mmm. 2263 01:40:16,225 --> 01:40:17,768 Oh, fuck. 2264 01:40:19,353 --> 01:40:20,229 Holy shit. 2265 01:40:20,270 --> 01:40:21,855 Have you tasted that? 2266 01:40:21,897 --> 01:40:24,483 Oh, my God, it's a fucking game-changer, man. 2267 01:40:24,525 --> 01:40:27,444 There's chunks of fucking watermelon in here. 2268 01:40:27,486 --> 01:40:28,779 Mm. 2269 01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:30,697 - Can you pass me the ketchup? 2270 01:40:33,575 --> 01:40:34,576 - Mm-hmm. 2271 01:40:34,618 --> 01:40:35,619 - Thank you. 2272 01:40:35,661 --> 01:40:36,703 - Welcome. 2273 01:40:38,747 --> 01:40:41,291 - I feel like I should stop eating animals. 2274 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:42,584 - God, I know, right? 2275 01:40:42,626 --> 01:40:44,837 Honestly, I feel terrible. 2276 01:40:44,878 --> 01:40:46,755 They're so charismatic, you know? 2277 01:40:46,797 --> 01:40:48,549 - I mean, how many animals are you eating right now? 2278 01:40:48,590 --> 01:40:50,217 - I don't know. - I could tell you. 2279 01:40:50,259 --> 01:40:51,593 - No, please don't. - One-- 2280 01:40:51,635 --> 01:40:52,928 - I don't wanna know. - Two, three. 2281 01:40:52,970 --> 01:40:53,887 - Cancer, stop. Come on. 2282 01:40:53,929 --> 01:40:56,181 I don't wanna think about it. 2283 01:40:56,223 --> 01:40:57,307 - Oh. 2284 01:40:57,349 --> 01:40:58,642 OK, look. 2285 01:40:59,935 --> 01:41:01,478 - Hmm. 2286 01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:03,230 - Heads, we keep eating animals, 2287 01:41:03,272 --> 01:41:04,523 and we're terrible people. 2288 01:41:04,565 --> 01:41:05,524 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 2289 01:41:05,566 --> 01:41:08,068 - Or tails, we stop eating animals, 2290 01:41:08,110 --> 01:41:10,904 and there's hope for us yet. 2291 01:41:10,946 --> 01:41:12,281 - Yep. Thank you, keeping that. 2292 01:41:12,322 --> 01:41:13,740 - What? [laughs] 2293 01:41:16,243 --> 01:41:17,286 - Mmm. 2294 01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:20,622 Actually, you know what? 2295 01:41:20,664 --> 01:41:21,915 That reminds me. 2296 01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:27,713 I think you should have that. 2297 01:41:27,754 --> 01:41:28,797 - I can't, Henry. 2298 01:41:28,839 --> 01:41:29,840 That's yours. 2299 01:41:29,882 --> 01:41:30,924 - No, that's definitely yours. 2300 01:41:30,966 --> 01:41:33,010 Cancer, come on. 2301 01:41:33,051 --> 01:41:35,596 Besides, I think I should probably 2302 01:41:35,637 --> 01:41:38,265 give up on the universe for a little while anyway. 2303 01:41:38,307 --> 01:41:40,976 - Henry, you can't say that. 2304 01:41:41,018 --> 01:41:43,562 - I mean it, though. 2305 01:41:43,604 --> 01:41:45,314 [sighs] I don't know, man. 2306 01:41:45,355 --> 01:41:47,608 I--I just-- 2307 01:41:47,649 --> 01:41:51,403 I think I just wanted it all to mean something, you know? 2308 01:41:51,445 --> 01:41:55,449 And honestly, if it fucking does, 2309 01:41:55,490 --> 01:41:58,577 I don't know what the fuck it is. 2310 01:41:58,619 --> 01:42:00,579 - Maybe you just don't know yet. 2311 01:42:02,331 --> 01:42:03,582 It just takes time. 2312 01:42:03,624 --> 01:42:06,668 It's not like--the universe isn't gonna 2313 01:42:06,710 --> 01:42:08,587 reveal itself all at one time. 2314 01:42:08,629 --> 01:42:09,880 It's dialectical. 2315 01:42:09,922 --> 01:42:11,715 - Dia--dia-what-ical? 2316 01:42:11,757 --> 01:42:13,091 - Dialectic. 2317 01:42:13,133 --> 01:42:14,760 - That is an SAT word I do not know. 2318 01:42:14,801 --> 01:42:15,844 - What? 2319 01:42:15,886 --> 01:42:17,429 It's like--it's like my tape. 2320 01:42:17,471 --> 01:42:18,931 Like, this one is way too strong. 2321 01:42:18,972 --> 01:42:20,224 I can't take it off. 2322 01:42:20,265 --> 01:42:21,683 - Jesus, woman. - I know. 2323 01:42:21,725 --> 01:42:22,768 - You're gonna have to cut your fucking thumb off. 2324 01:42:22,809 --> 01:42:24,770 - But then that one's way too weak, and it's pathetic. 2325 01:42:24,811 --> 01:42:26,021 See? - Yeah. 2326 01:42:26,063 --> 01:42:27,564 I'm kind of partial to this one, so. 2327 01:42:27,606 --> 01:42:29,483 - But it's not gonna hold anything together. 2328 01:42:29,525 --> 01:42:34,363 So the perfect formula is somewhere in the balance. 2329 01:42:34,404 --> 01:42:35,572 - Hmm. 2330 01:42:38,909 --> 01:42:40,744 Like the lobster and the moon. 2331 01:42:40,786 --> 01:42:41,870 - Yeah, exactly. 2332 01:42:41,912 --> 01:42:43,080 - Hmm. 2333 01:42:43,121 --> 01:42:45,415 - The answer isn't just one thing, 2334 01:42:45,457 --> 01:42:48,168 one symbol, or one person. 2335 01:42:48,210 --> 01:42:50,379 The answer is the process of discovering the answer. 2336 01:42:50,420 --> 01:42:51,797 - Wow. 2337 01:42:58,512 --> 01:42:59,805 Seriously. 2338 01:42:59,847 --> 01:43:00,973 You just blew my mind a little bit. 2339 01:43:01,014 --> 01:43:02,057 I love that. 2340 01:43:02,099 --> 01:43:03,308 - I have that effect on people. 2341 01:43:03,350 --> 01:43:08,146 - The answer is the process of discovering the answer. 2342 01:43:08,188 --> 01:43:09,565 Is that right? 2343 01:43:09,606 --> 01:43:11,942 I love it. I believe--[laughs] 2344 01:43:11,984 --> 01:43:13,777 You're a little--you're a little full of shit, aren't you? 2345 01:43:13,819 --> 01:43:14,778 - Yeah. - Just a little bit? 2346 01:43:14,820 --> 01:43:16,113 - Obviously. - Yeah. 2347 01:43:16,154 --> 01:43:17,781 Yeah, well, so am I. 2348 01:43:17,823 --> 01:43:18,866 - Yeah. 2349 01:43:20,826 --> 01:43:22,494 [sighs] 2350 01:43:22,536 --> 01:43:23,871 [groans] 2351 01:43:23,912 --> 01:43:25,539 - [sighs] Jesus. 2352 01:43:25,581 --> 01:43:26,582 - [sighs] 2353 01:43:26,623 --> 01:43:28,542 - [sighs] 2354 01:43:30,460 --> 01:43:33,463 [Big Thief's "Spud Infinity"] 2355 01:43:33,505 --> 01:43:40,512 ♪ ♪ 2356 01:43:40,554 --> 01:43:45,100 - Awoo! 2357 01:43:45,142 --> 01:43:48,061 - Howl! 2358 01:43:48,103 --> 01:43:51,106 - Awoo! 2359 01:43:52,941 --> 01:43:54,693 Are you saying the word "howl"? 2360 01:43:54,735 --> 01:43:56,361 - [laughs] I did. - You did. 2361 01:43:56,403 --> 01:43:58,030 You were like, "Howl!" 2362 01:43:58,071 --> 01:44:00,365 [laughs] - Howl! 2363 01:44:00,407 --> 01:44:04,745 - ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2364 01:44:04,786 --> 01:44:09,458 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2365 01:44:09,499 --> 01:44:15,547 ♪ To free the celestial body ♪ 2366 01:44:15,589 --> 01:44:18,008 ♪ ♪ 2367 01:44:18,050 --> 01:44:21,512 ♪ From way up there, it looks so small ♪ 2368 01:44:21,553 --> 01:44:24,556 ♪ From way down here, it looks so small ♪ 2369 01:44:24,598 --> 01:44:30,270 ♪ One peculiar organism aren't we all together ♪ 2370 01:44:30,312 --> 01:44:32,272 ♪ ♪ 2371 01:44:32,314 --> 01:44:36,026 ♪ Everybody steps on ants ♪ 2372 01:44:36,068 --> 01:44:39,530 ♪ Everybody eats the plants ♪ 2373 01:44:39,571 --> 01:44:46,537 ♪ Everybody knows to dance even with just one finger ♪ 2374 01:44:46,578 --> 01:44:47,704 ♪ ♪ 2375 01:44:47,746 --> 01:44:51,542 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2376 01:44:51,583 --> 01:44:56,547 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2377 01:44:56,588 --> 01:45:01,260 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2378 01:45:01,301 --> 01:45:08,308 ♪ To free the celestial body ♪ 2379 01:45:08,350 --> 01:45:10,143 ♪ ♪ 2380 01:45:10,185 --> 01:45:13,480 ♪ When I took another look ♪ 2381 01:45:13,522 --> 01:45:17,025 ♪ The past was not a history book ♪ 2382 01:45:17,067 --> 01:45:22,739 ♪ That was just some linear perception ♪ 2383 01:45:22,781 --> 01:45:24,408 ♪ ♪ 2384 01:45:24,449 --> 01:45:27,494 ♪ Ash to ash and dust to dust ♪ 2385 01:45:27,536 --> 01:45:31,248 ♪ A dime a dozen aren't we just ♪ 2386 01:45:31,290 --> 01:45:37,462 ♪ But a dozen dimes will buy a crust of garlic bread ♪ 2387 01:45:37,504 --> 01:45:42,301 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2388 01:45:42,342 --> 01:45:46,597 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2389 01:45:46,638 --> 01:45:51,185 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2390 01:45:51,226 --> 01:45:57,316 ♪ To free the celestial body ♪ 2391 01:45:57,357 --> 01:46:04,364 ♪ ♪ 2392 01:46:28,889 --> 01:46:32,309 ♪ When I say celestial ♪ 2393 01:46:32,351 --> 01:46:35,896 ♪ I mean extraterrestrial ♪ 2394 01:46:35,938 --> 01:46:38,106 ♪ I mean accepting the alien ♪ 2395 01:46:38,148 --> 01:46:42,528 ♪ You've rejected in your own heart ♪ 2396 01:46:42,569 --> 01:46:44,696 ♪ When I say heart ♪ 2397 01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:46,240 ♪ I mean finish ♪ 2398 01:46:46,281 --> 01:46:49,952 ♪ The last one there is a potato knish ♪ 2399 01:46:49,993 --> 01:46:56,667 ♪ Baking too long in the sun of Spud Infinity ♪ 2400 01:46:56,708 --> 01:47:00,963 ♪ When I say infinity, I mean now ♪ 2401 01:47:01,004 --> 01:47:04,550 ♪ Kiss the one you are right now ♪ 2402 01:47:04,591 --> 01:47:07,177 ♪ Kiss your body up and down ♪ 2403 01:47:07,219 --> 01:47:10,973 ♪ Other than your elbows ♪ 2404 01:47:11,014 --> 01:47:13,267 ♪ 'Cause as for your elbows ♪ 2405 01:47:13,308 --> 01:47:15,227 ♪ They're on their own ♪ 2406 01:47:15,269 --> 01:47:18,730 ♪ Wandering like a rolling stone ♪ 2407 01:47:18,772 --> 01:47:24,820 ♪ Rubbing up against the edges of experience ♪ 2408 01:47:24,862 --> 01:47:29,616 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2409 01:47:29,658 --> 01:47:34,121 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2410 01:47:34,162 --> 01:47:38,625 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2411 01:47:38,667 --> 01:47:43,255 ♪ What's it gonna take ♪ 2412 01:47:43,297 --> 01:47:50,304 ♪ To free the celestial body ♪ 2413 01:47:50,345 --> 01:47:57,352 ♪ ♪